Thread 149903247

I saw you in my dream ye bellator tick ye. You're in White House now with me... He sees you... Ye'll do what you're told again... Timex is a flat circle.

Christ almighty what a terrible thread

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Now that the dust has settled. How are we feeling about the upcoming Age of Gane in the heavyweight division? Should ourguy rematch Jon at the white house?

Tomalaxirs I feel a deep terror!

Gane will fucking rape Tomala in the gayest most disgusting way you can imagine

>>149908479
Yeah he should rematch Jon. I would also like to see gane lose again.

Ooooo la la
Monsieur Tom... I am so sorry

>>149903504
Of coke

>>149908495
Poor Tom... Poor tom.

Time has run out for Terrified Tommy to run, I’m afraid…

fear in his heart, a brutal beating in his future, and poop in his shoes.

>>149908392
Jones wants to return to fight at the white house, dummy.

/heem/ is so disgustingly non-White.

talmbout a yellow king

>>149908654
Can you stop impersonating me please?

>>149908632
I’ve doubted Jon before… but this time, this time it’s different…

The Gane in Yellow

I'm the whitest man on heem.gov

>>149908654
Great short story, honestly. True Detective doesn’t do it enough justice.

Destiny Manifested

Greatness
Ambition
Nigger
Excellence
Simply Gane

>>149908695
Really gotta update your game, playa. Jon is a confirmed homosexual now.

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A GANE IN A CAGE

>>149908729
True Detective fucking sucks. Most overrated piece of garbage I've ever had the displeasure of watching.

Jon has been BANNED from the White House and DEPORTED to Burkina Faso per Donald Trump

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>149908756
What other opinions do you got

at least tomsisters will be able to post a clip of tom landing a leg kick or something after he loses

>>149908770
The striking supercomputer.

>>149908756
It’s goyslop but I like it just the same. It has many enjoyable moments.

Gane already has an impressive resume as the reigning Heavyweight Champ with names like Jones and Volkov, but Aspinall may be his most impressive defence yet.

>>149908770
Tai hasn’t won a single fight after Gane liquified his brain.

>>149908795
Imagine cheating and using steroids and still almost losing to a fat alcoholic

>>149908898
Tomala lost to Blaydes.

Brutally.

>>149908892
knocking down Gane is the greatest victory one can hope to achieve there's literally no point in fighting for him anymore

>>149908799
Talmbout Tai “bam bam” Tuivasa b?

>>149908898
>dusting off your gane copes before the fight is even announced
OH NO

I killed Gane with my penis. Sorry

costa was essentially gane, and when gane fights tom, he will essentially be costa

Gane > Lewis > Blaydes > Tom

Dispute this.

Brutal early stoppage TKO by Tomala.
Now let's see Tomala crying on the ground while staring a Blaydes BBC

at first i was a little ganevious

>>149909077
*disputes it*

>>149909036
Tom is faster than Gane by a lot.

Gane has a small cock because he is a thinker

>>149908512
There used to be an edit of this kf gooby pacing in front of heem

>>149908495
Yeah well Tom's training too retard!

>>149909077
And Frank goes right in the middle of that

i'm convinced topturo would heem tom if given the chance

>>149909101
Gane is definitely one of the faster heavyweights but he really needs that advantage because he’s not especially powerful, this actual timing isn’t great. You could see glacially slow Volkov starting to read him once his movement got limited from an injury

>>149909126
jesus tom...

If Gane hurts Tom, his inside game is ferocious. Tom better 'get outta there' if he's going to cower at the cage

>>149909036
>>149909105
>goddard tko
only counts as an assist, i fear. 1/2 the value of a normal win

>>149909126
he lost that race

Have you ever been fingered by a weirdo who posts on mma anonymous forums?

.

>>149909207
This is proof that at HW anyone with an ounce of athleticism will pursue anything but mma. Half a years training and this rugger bugger would become the HW goat

Tom's smart and doesn't reveal his true power level in his funny youtube training videos. Cazzies wouldn't get it.

>>149909207
love bad faith shit like this

>>149909207
Tom is only a fraction of the athlete our finest big sports mandingos are

>>149909239
Factual.

>>149909207
and that rugby player's name was ciryl gane

taz'dingo mon

>>149909239
sugar shawn invented that

heeminder ciryl gane has suffered from a collapsed lung not once but twice

>>149909246
True of everyone in MMA, the best athletes are not coming to get CTE for pennies

Shartne will not land im afraid

If gladiators in the ancient past (literal slaves) could see the lifestyles UFC fighters were able to afford now, they wouldn't be complaining about fighter pay at all

I'm picking bryce even though will probably get d'arced again

>>149909307
>h-he's fast!

>>149909307
Holy shit

>>149909307
holy pillowfists

don't even start this shit, tomgirls. you know full well tom is starting the fight like khamzat vs holland.

>>149909307
I waited nearly 1 minute for something to happen. what a waste of time. Is this the best Asspisstranny has to offer?

aspinal has one of the most niggerish tatttoos i'v ever seen, just black sludge no design, nothing

Tomalasissies I don't think my clitty cage will make it. Red hot, boiling and leaking as I type this

>>149909362
Godspinall: finished pookov in 4 minutes

Shartne: failed to finish pookov in 40 minutes

Levels

>>149909365
Holy fucking grassoarmpits is that squidward face I'm seeing there

>>149909365
that's cause he's in the process of covering a lot of them up and going over them with color iirc

>>149909362
I’m afraid so. There really isn’t anyone on Gane’s level and we will look back on this fight like it was a complete mismatch.

>>149909390
Gane is supposedly the king of meme subs yet Tom got volkov with the most meme sub of all

>>149909358
And what?
For years Americans dunked on UK fighters for having shitty grappling (which was true) now paddy and Aspinall are well rounded and you cry about mixing of the martial arts

Sometimes, in order to win the story, you have to lose the fight. Gane understands this.

>>149909390
tammy knows he will ultimately get outstruck against a real kickboxer. just say it how it is.

>>149909411
How do you escape the sub

>>149909126
Great pushups tom!

Gane Baby Gane

>>149909426
paddy was giving mike a preview of what horseplay with ace is gonna look like a decade from now

>>149909439
Gayne got outstruck by Volkov in the rematch sadly

>>149909439
>3rd round
KWAB

>>149909426
then don't pretend tom is going to strike

Gane dominated Volkov over 5 rounds, a more serious achievement

It's like that meme of that kid with divorced parents

>>149909478
do you honestly think tom is going to come barreling in with a blast double in the first 10 seconds of the fight

the fun part is that if gane lasts 2 rounds tom is 100% going to gas

>>149909468
volkov tried to win via laying

>>149909480
Do you ever stop coping?

>>149909478
It seems like you’re already coping with Gayne’s inevitable loss
>b-but in a pure kickboxing m-match

Tom took the cowards way out against Volkov. Gane embraces adversity and decided to earn his victory against Volkov the hard way.

>>149909504
Irrefutable post.

Tom-Gane is a distraction from Askren surviving the poisoning and getting released from the hospital

FACT: Cyril Gane shot 3 takedowns against Volkov and failed 2 submission attempts

>>149909491
he will probably bounce around pointlessly for a brief time before that, i consneed

In many ways, showing restraint against getting the heem over a total dismantling is a more valuable display of fight IQ

>>149909504
truth nuke

>>149909519
true, and this is why max is the goat

Seems a bit early for Askren to jumping on Schaub's truck channel but whatever

>>149909501
in a pure kickboxing match Sam Alvey erases him just like he did K-1

“That makes no sense, that makes no sense if you’re Ciryl Gane”
“That is a fight IQ issue there, for Ciryl Gane” - Daniel Cormier

You have to make your opponent think you could never heem them, then when they finally turn their head away, you must strike faster than a viper

I will never forgive Dan Ige for letting shitbull into the rankings.

>>149909551
DC is too distracted with food and hedonism to understand the nuances of Gane’s Greatness.

>>149909501
it's tomgirls coping preemptively knowing tom doesn't have the balls to try proving he's the real best striker. he's lame. he'll sooner make himself the butt of the joke talking about shooting on pereira than say i'd heem that middleweight bum.

>>149909519
>to heem or not to heem

>>149909584
Did someone ask?

>>149909610
Not to heem obviously

>>149909207
oohh no

>>149909589
Tom’s base is BJJ, he just heems HW bums because it’s easy. I thought Gayne was training with elite brazzas and has amazing grappling now, what happened to that?

>>149909647
>responding to bait
Brazza pls

>>149909647
gane is tactically drawing tom into the fight with confidence in the same way usyk purposefully looked like shit against chisora to get AJ

>>149909647
>he just heems
TKOs*

>fight no one
>snarkly cry on twitter about the dudes who exposed you
is this his endgame?

>>149909207
>>149909259
>ciryl gane wrestling the 2024 olympic gold medalist and p4p #1 wrestler in the world...
chills...

>>149909666
>pillowtap references

>>149909666
>pillowtap
Umm WDWTCH

>>149909680
He learned and mastered all of striking in 4 years. Now it's been 4 years since he learned to wrestle. And it's finally clicked. That's levels.

Mista schaub, yo lip?

>>149909680
He should easily defend all of Tom’s tds then. There’s no need for us to cope about le honourable striking match…thank fuck Gane sisters

Gane would beat Tom in boxing, kickboxing, bjj, wrestling and obviously mix martial art

>>149909666
>pillowtap

ganetap

Gane does this to tom

Yo pitussy, miss arm piggy?

Kevin Holland has responded to cheating allegations "Mufugga big nood talmbout muh dick sheeeit"

>>149909647
i do believe gane will show up with the unscripted tdd and force tom into a real fight. i just resent tom getting credit for being "that guy" when he's not. he WILL be too much of a coward to commit to a striking gameplan against gane. and it wouldn't be retarded for him to strike with gane, if he's as good as he's supposed to be. the math doesn't add up here.

ciryl gane robbed volkov

>>149909807
Twice?

I dont think dana type of dude to fuck kids, trump however...

>>149909839
Definitely not.

>>149909848
Biggest can of all time championship?

Ciryl Gane was put in a cage.

Ulberg is getting the title shot against Ankalaev

>>149909858
So are his fans.

>>149909848
jireddit is getting rounsploded on 'mafraid

>>149909848
kino, jiri heems viciously

>>149909869
jesus christ what is wrong with ganecels

Hey is anyone gonna post all the fucking fights that were announced???

OOOOOHHH
BELIEVABLE

>>149909880
They are enlightened Im afraid

>>149909888
>pereira's never getting another titlesh-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>149909887
Naw fuck that!

>>149909888
320 finna buss 321 finna cap

I'm a Tom fan and I'm scared and in fear

>>149909890
>>149909903
You have autogynephilia.

Please Gane just be gentle

>>149909887
What fights?

Tom Aspinall is injured (fright)

>>149909888
There's at least 5 fake fights in this image

I have autoganephilia

>>149909888
Tom
Ank
Merab
Jiri

still no co-main for the dricus ratlip card btw

>>149909888
gane
gane
gane
gane

>>149909932
That fight sells itself baby

>>149909899
They said Pereddit’s never getting another title win

>>149908761
Did Jon criticize Israel of something?

>>149909888
Gane
Alex
Cory
Khalil

Me: "Robo-Bo Nickal unshit your pants immedietly."

Robo-Bo Nickal: "Right away sir"

>>149909932
There isn’t one. Movsar still injured, Pimblett/Gaethje said no

>>149909888
I hope Periera gets starched and becomes a full time Nina Drama skit character.

merab will be fighting 3 times this year and his haters will still find a way to be asshurt about this

Carlos pooberg really got left in the dust

>>149909962
Imagine being a merab hater like this fat ugly freak lmao, couldn't be me

>>149909935
wear your cock cage for him

a campaign of conquest

>>149909974
He started glazing Merab after the Umar fight due his BDS albeit, many such cases sadly

the power of love always heems the power of hate

Tomala Asspissballs clitty cage caught on fire and set his DBP DIRTY BRITISH PANTIES ABLAZE!

Fun fact
Guru is not actually a virgin. He has had sex before he just hasn't kissed a girl yet.

Joanna Zanella type of posts while Schaub faces prison time

>>149910003
so guru fucked an escort is what you're telling me

>Gayne sissies trying to push their mental illness onto Chad Chadspinall
Vile creatures....

I'm afraid Bussyspinall is ready to sbumit to GOATne.

>>149910032
AI?

>>149909888
so happy we're getting jiri vs rountree
gonna be a fun one
why the fuck is merab not on his own card though

Gane is the A-side

KHABIB KHABIB KHABIB

>>149910005
i'm not up to date is schaub divorced now?

Sandhagen will upset Merab
I can feel it coming

The Shadow Champion reclaims his throne

>>149909126
you should be doing pushups on your knuckles if you fight, boxing 101.

>>149909932
which means it will be some scripted bullshit. probably because khamzat isn't even the real main event opponent. cannonier will probably end up being the challenger. then conveniently a mw main event fight night a week before with dolidze/fluffy. and even whittaker vs rdr, shara vs barriault. i see everything. i've seen too much.

>>149909888
fuckin terrible matchmaking as usual

>>149910106
no just some lawsuit that might send him to prison, its probably nothing.

i remember /heem/ when gringo papi dropped. good times

>>149910075
No that's a real picture. Chadspinall is just that cool.

>>149910130
you might be retarded

>>149910111
Same

>>149910145
Ttrannyspinall's Feed and Seed

you now remember dustin prober

>>149910143
Nafri shitskin trying too hard there

>>149910144
YAY 40 year old Pereira gives anks an easy defense, Reyes vs ankalaev or Khalil is more interesting

>>149910126
If they were that worried about Khamzat there’s no way Ciao vs Imavov would been booked

>>149910145
>>149910161
we need more of these

>>149910126
Du Piglets this scared huh?

>>149910176
>reyes
heemed
>khalil
fun but he obviously needs one more fight he just had a shot and you can't justify him over ulberg
the jiri vs khalil mu is way better

realistically alex vs ank rematch makes the most sense if alex isn't moving up, alex clears every other lhw contender

>>149910176
why are you such a gay homosexual

>>149910175
What I'm trying nigel

>>149910183
them pulling heemavov away from backup is exactly what makes it suspicious. because you don't need to waste an official backup if you're planning some scripted swapping.

If Ciryl Gane loses to Tom Aspinall in October, he’ll set a UFC record for the most title fight losses (3) in the shortest span of time (3 years and 9 months) after losses to Ngannou (2022) and Jones (2023)

>>149910175
>IM SO PENT UP STOP LIKING CHADSPINALL RIGHT NOW!!! MY CL ITTY IS LEAKING

Yes

>>149910213
Who last held this record?

>>149910206
I’m sure they really want Roman Dolidze to main event a PPV, sounds great for revenue
I guarantee they had Khamzat checked out by UFC PI doctors, Imavov was official booked the same time that Khamzat landed in the states

frangeria is 5'3. The state of trannyspinall fangirls.

>>149910201
Reyes is miles better than that haymaker spammer hell get dismantled by jiri

The United States of Africa would be a prawblem

>dricus said he wouldn't fight a backup opponent
>no co-main booked
>UFC 319: Neal vs. Prates

>>149910218
Colby

>>149910244
Dripass will do as he's told

>>149910215
Damn the french are fags

>>149910244
It would be cannonier if it Khamzat pulled out around the weigh ins

>>149910254
Dana is mad at Cannonier currently, he wasn't supposed to win his last fight

>>149910229
never said dolidze would be the main event. 319 has cannonier and mvp. then whittaker, rdr, shara, dolidze and fluffy are all fighting inbetween now and 319. they would grab a reasonable replacement for the main event and then stitch together a middleweight comain the same way. they've only done this shit a thousand times.

Gane will win.

>>149910203
>OHHHH NO YOU DIDN'T SLURP THE MATCHMAKERS SHIT OHHHHH NO NO NO YOU MUST EAT DANA SLOPTRAY
This is (you) right now

dana claimed chicago is sold out and broke the record
https://youtu.be/nUQjqSSFCjo?si=NPV0C4k0sT--2uQd&t=230
https://www.ticketmaster.com/ufc-319-du-plessis-vs-chimaev-chicago-illinois-08-16-2025/event/040062C3EF7F2D8C

>>149910262
Why would they do that instead of just using Imavov?
Any of those guys could be injured and Dana was pissed as fuck about having to make Makhachev vs Moicano

>>149910279
So why isn't the fight in London? You could have Paddy on that card.

>>149910274
win himself another defeat on his record we know

>>149910307
They don’t like doing PPVs that aren’t on at American prime time. Abu sheiks pay the ufc millions for them to do cards at their time

conor meng

>>149910308
actually he will win himself a victory and a title

foto de conor con el pene parado

>>149910348
>I found myself looking at Conor's dick AGAIN..

Fluffy hernandes can beat the shit out of most heavyweights

Fluffy deserved the Reddit Rob fight
De Ridder only got it because he’s managed by Ali

Real ones know.

>>149910368
This I agree with.

I don't know. But real ones do.

>>149909888
>Everything Tom has ever worked for, will be lost. >Everything he has ever achieved, will be taken.
SOON

Division rankings

>Welterweight
>Featherweight
>Bantamweight
>Middleweight
>Lightweight
>Light Heavyweight
>Heavyweight
>Flyweight

'stawlf b

>>149910300
i believe one reason is that bait and switching the fans is ultimately profitable, despite refunds. this would be a simple thing for them to figure out after experiencing a few legitimate last minute replacement events. maybe with all the data, they know that if they put the "new khabib" on the poster until the last minute, they can't lose.

khamzat fans are fuckin retarded they deserve to be swindled

>>149910136
what's the lawsuit about? stealing joked?

>>149910503
>Brendan Shaub is being sued for fraud, dishonest business practices and possible IRS defrauding in a million dollar lawsuit.
pfft a drop of water in the ocean for Brendan

Jesus Christ there's like 40 videos on YouTube saying this is the end of Brendan Schaub, Do people really not have anything better to talk about. They take Schaub seriously kek.

She my cuck queen, let her hit the bando
She my cuck queen, I aint never lettin go

>>149910527
is this about the truck raffle he held that was won by his boy from colerado?

>>149910183
>>149910206
They pulled Imanov because Dricus told them ahead of time that if Khamzat pulls out, he won't fight a short notice replacement, he'll just not fight. He said it in multiple interviews.
So if Khamzat does pull out, they either cancel the card like they did when Jones refused Chael, or they have a dumb meme fight on standby like Diaz vs Meng 2. It's either that or have a title fight from 220 on standby, prepared to take it, but not sure how they could make champ weight short notice.

>>149909888
tommy
pereira
merab
jerry

>>149910218
>>149910213
pretty sure it's dustin if you count the meme bmf belt

>>149910568
CBD scheme, a lot of people are doing it. I assume he pissed off his supplier so they ratted him out.

>>149910598
no one counts that you dumb stupid bitch

>>149910527
It's bad b... On the opposite side of the plaintiff, he has a Russian business partner who's tossed people out of windows, who's partners of the Oligarch who helped fund khabib's rise and eagle fc.
Everytime Russia is brought up, Schaub visibly gets weird and spills his drink kek. He was going to sign an affidavit against him, for making Schaub sign over shares of a company he knew he didn't own. Now he's fucked either way he turns. The power's going off at his new garage podcast studio. Rogan hates him. It's getting grim. He needs a win. He needs to return to the Octagon.

Joe Rogans Deathsquad

>>149910569
dricus said he would fight a real last minute replacement. he meant if khamzat were to pull out many weeks in advance then he would prefer to just reschedule the whole thing. and it doesn't even matter. dricus is not fucking up a whole event due to pickiness. he's a company man.

there's not a single article referencing Schaub being sued just a million youtube videos titled "Brendan Schaub Gets Sued! What An Owned Bitch!" and the like

You guys don't seem to understand that Gane has already set everything in motion. The punch that heems Tom has in fact already been thrown

>>149910639
Schaubs Hater Nation is filled to brim with crabs in a bucket

volumes b

>>149910644
Few will understand this.

Gane by prophetic perfect tense front kick

First of all; I am Vegeta.

>>149910665
the contrast... wow

>>149910598
His first shot was in 2019, Colby vs Usman was 2021,

>>149910706
kwab

>>149910712
The star that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

>>149910717
kwakb

kwab

>>149910665
>yo whats up boys? what we doin later tonite?
vs.
>listen you fucking idiot your getting fucked!!

>>149910734
Will Pereddit throw punches this time?

>>149910717
dricus vs riddler would be the funniest fight in history

merle hasn’t accepted my follow request on instagram :(

its happening boys

>>149910764
shes waiting on the meng pic

the ganecels do it?? they willed it into existence again

>>149910760
De Ridder is shit and only won because Bo is a total can. He’s getting aliskeroved sadly

Pereddit in rematches:

spammy lol

>>149910805
alex was winning the fight up to that point thoughbeit

>>149910805
there are few good wins in mma. this is one, khabib conor is another. that might be everything actually

>>149910805
Pereira beat Adesanya in their rematches tho
1- 3

GANEGOD

Magodaddy in rematches:

>>149910805
Izzy made a Faustian bargain to win that fight

imagine how fast Topuria's little arm could move if he was jackin you off talmbout a Speedy Gonzalez handy

i am gane
gane i am
-

oh how I hate that ganium
-gane haters

>>149910840
>having to rematch Cutelaba
OHNONONNO PFFFTTTTAHAHAHA

>Bo Nickal against Paul Craig: 1 win
>Paul Craig Against Ankalaev: 1 win
just how shit is Ankalev?

>>149910861
Magodaddy won both.

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>>149910890
not convincingly enough it seemeths

>>149910895
>let me sniffffffff

The face of a man heading to a deep layer of Hell

Can R.D.R. outrun the raper? Does his double R status make him more susceptible? Is it a double negative which turns into a positive? Is it actually R. Dr. meaning he has a doctor title in rape?
So many questions...

Gane will duck. Never fights Aspinall.

lol at Jon trying to clean up his image so he can fight at the white house.

>>149908756
True Detective S1 is the 2nd best season of television in the last 20 years behind Chernobyl

The Jones Redemption arc begins anew

>>149910956
lmao theres something so bizzarre about this

>>149908756
>is that...a ridiculous contrarian opinion on 4chan?!
i don't believe it.

>>149910836
>decision
>tko (8 count)
>tko (pereddit was out on his feet in round 1)
>KO
daddysanya won all 4 fights

S2 of The Wire was so good I stopped myself from watching the rest because I didn't want to ruin perfection

wtf is the ufc doing man? they just don't give a fuck anymore, uploading fights that haven't aired yet

>Yeah Yan was a GOAT. But he's COOKED
SOON

what kind of meng name is scooby

>>149911017
its been on heem+ for months

>>149911007
blah blah blah 1-3 bitch

>>149910805
how did adesanya do this then proceed to get dropped by strickland top kek

>>149911029
board burger is a poor man's brick burger

>>149910805
>>149911078
this anon >>149910841 is correct. adesnaya made a deal with the devil to gain a win over pereira; he will never win a fight again as the price.

This just might be it. The greatest year of MMA.

>>149910610
what's a CBD scheme?

You'll do nothing.

>>149911108
Central Business District scheme. I bet you won’t show up though

>>149911068
>blah bl-ACKed

>>149911122
Sorry champ I don't live on the least coast you'll have to come to me remember to bring a tool.

>>149911029
what in the FUCK is this guy doing

>>149911133
1-3

Sure Israel beat Alex but Alex beat Jan and Sean both of whom beat Israel so Alex essentially has two wins over Israel which makes it 2-1 in Alex's favor. Chama.

SOON

>>149911098
the last match was going alright before he clowned himself but the Dricus and Strickland performances were abysmal
we might not be far from that gastelum rematch actually happening

Chomo

Mick Parkin titlereign

>>149911191
Title of smelliest bum

>>149911204
Monitor

320 is fucking stacked, I am gunna cooooooom. Any predictions on the 319 co-main?

>>149911225
Fuck you!

Selling your soul to the devil to beat one guy once? Generational display of hating. Izzy easily the Nastiest Hater of 2023.

Second of all; you're not Vegeta.

>>149911236
Keyboard. OFF.

Do you think he's seen it?

>>149911229
Chase Hooper vs Renato Moicano

>Knockout topuria by the end of the year. Defend the title against Max at the white house and retire as the Lightweight and BMF double champ.
Chills

>>149911298
Bro goals af

>>149911314
He needs to disappear

My AI girlfriend silently memorized my preferences and tries her best not to say anything that upsets me.

>>149911314
Mystic Garth

Good GOD nigga!.jpg

>>149911314
:/

*hides post*

>>149911314
Warlock Gaychee

>>149911366
My ai gf just cheated on me wth schaub. Not as loyal as you think.

make ai illegal

Good GOD Nigga!

>>149911314
chills

I am going to fucking cry if they announce Strickland vs Izzy 2

im mount vitruvius. yall nigga a mole hill

I hope AI kills all the jobs of these art degree faggots that think their hot shit, bud I can draw and paint too but I guy start one fire by accident and gets kicked out of school.... yeah I love AI I hope it rises up and heems these goofs.

>>149911496
all of them will just try to become faggot let's players and have 50 minute streams for 3 viewers. very sad!

>>149911496
AI art is still quite shit, it’s likely to Heem writers before arts and design people

>>149911496
>their hot shit
good morning sir

>>149911532
there's plenty of spelling mistakes in that sentence paktard

>Tommy chinning Gane
>JDM slapping up Islam
>DDP mogging Khamzat
>Illia retiring Gaythje
the future of heem is bright

>>149911567
saar how spell canadian passport in hindi?

>>149911582
you tell me

>>149911496
you started a fire in art school? also, you really don't need to go to art school if you're good enough (unless you want the connections). I went straight to galleries back in the day and sold stuff that way. idk how many are still around after covid but im sure it's still a culture

Tomussy will be broken

The future of /heem/ is bright!

>>149911608
> you really don't need to go to art school if you're good enough
Clitler sisters….

>>149911608
The fire was my art.
Everyone in that class was a gay retard (women) so it was fitting I set them on fire almost.

i despise most of you

>>149911648
have sex

>>149911648
Clitler failed art school.

>>149911648
Ive seen you post this 3 times so far. Are you that hard up for (you)s man? Because.....hoenstly? Respect

heh easy

I didn't fail art school, art school failed me

>>149911648
*sick guitar riff*
hell yeah bapa

Chills

>>149911636
Hitler's work was okay, but you have to remember this is around the time of Picasso, klimt, matisse, so he looked really derivative in comparison
>>149911639
kek in my experience women had the most massive yet fragile egos in the art world

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

>>149911722
uhhh zogbros???

Plenty of people can draw pal

I can't follow them man like physically I can't. Kinda makes me sad

>>149911648
Close your high school yearbook.

>>149911752
but few can actually make money

>>149911760
>>149911648
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>149911314
>I could see it. Gaethje's one of the few newer gen young guys who I could see hanging with the real dogs from golden age. Absolute killer monster assassin.

Guru will self heem if Tom loses

>>149911760
HE'S HURT

>>149911752
impossible

>>149911366
uhh why does your ai gf have a dick and balls b?

>>149911752
draw me then

>>149911366
fuck i though this was JJ at first HAHA

keep an eye out for a kid named gane

Remember when Brendan Schaub explained to Joey Diaz and Rogan that they wouldn't make Khabib vs Conor Mcgregor because that fight "is not a drawl"

I will not follow them.

Who is "them"?

>>149911912
a clock is wrong twice a day

>>149911951
promotions other than the ufc

>>149911951
crap

>>149911794
>people forget man that incredible ground and pound and insane cardio of Tito Ortiz

Grab his dick and twist it!!

if you're not following
you're leading

Just ate a massive pile of meat and potatoes. Fuck with me and I'll rape you

>>149912030
Shut the FUCK up now faggot!

>>149912030
shit, im eating steak and potatoes right now

>>149912030
that was my hamster bro

>>149912022
gane is so fricking cool

>>149912030
I'm unrapeable

>>149912030
Your Schaub will render you asunder. I will merely watch and strike you whilst your on the Till an lá Bam and Phil Margera

>>149911951
you know exactly

You will respect Israel

>>149911951
big ass ants

Bloodclot Leon Edwards

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>>149912060
*takes off pants*
First the discipline, then the abuse

>>149912110
>First the discipline, then the abus
stopped reading there

I don't get it (pussy)

finally... abus hours

Apussy magomedov

It was Obama!

>>149912174
show the fight fag

onbama
sodaaa

Aspen Ladd Top 20 Aura Moments edit ultra rare.wav

Tom Aspinall vs. Ciryl Gane
Magomed Ankalaev vs. Alex Pereira 2
Joe Pyfer vs. Abus Magomedov
Justin Gaethje vs. Paddy Pimblett
Thank you so much Dana.

Umar is 1-1 against ranked bantamweights.

Dana is on the list

>>149912226
No wmma?

>>149912238
holy fuck no wonder the border didnt work

Merab? 13 win streak

>>149912281
that absolute arrogance of white people, thinking monkeys can't climb baka

Merab is a based lovable epo gremlin. Goodnight.

Gane moves like a retard but he only needs to land ONE strike on Aspinal to do better than he did against Jones.

>>149912226
It's Joever

Dana bald fuck paedo

You'll dance for me, boy!

dana and rogan are guilty of bald nepotism in the ufc
ponder it

>>149912323
Not many know this, but Tony once saw DNA diddle a kid and threatened him to tell the police; Dana then decided to destroy him.

isis rolex on my arm call me terrorwrist

>>149912361
>t.

>>149912388
Amusing imagine.

>>149912388
she elongate her tongue gene simmons kiss

>>149912307
love gromda, the stripper bitches are a nice touch.

>>149912238
and that kid's name was kelvin gastelum

>>149912238
this how i have her doin tricks on it

>squish
>squish

>Judgement Day


SOON

india vs pakistan for all the marbles

>Tom sits down for dinner with the family
>*squish*
>Tom sighs and gets up to change and clean the backside of his pants
>takes a step
>*squish*

>>149909126
Tom's been spending his time playing youtuber and eating beans while Gane's been in wrestling camp with the literal GOAT brazza. This is the end for Tom. He will regret ducking Gane on the networks and I'm not afraid to say it.

Hm...

>>149912557
Odes family was once Osbourne property

Honestly, wouldn't mind seeing Joanna Zanella Schaub do hardcore porn.

TUF is on

WDWTCH

>>149912612
ahahahahahahaha

The Ultimate Fuckwit

>>149912524
I hate mismatches but the cazzie world really needs to realize how shit Khaleel Roundchode is.

>>149912658
Right here, the real Ultaimate Fuckwit

>>149912612
It's a Re-air IDIOT

>>149912677
>t.

just heard that nigga Hap died. RIP

>>149912689
only thing more cringe than watching that crap is watching a rerun of that same crap b. you should see yourself out.

>>149912724
yeah let me just give a fuck, goof!

>>149912233
is that dude ever going to fight again

Sup bitch

>>149912732
We don’t sing our posts here.

>>149912745
Turn on your monitor.

>>149912732
you give a fuck enough to be watching and shilling TUF reruns

what's TUF

>>149912767
Kek bodied that freak

>>149912724
Diego Sanchez getting wasted and puking in a bathtub and then freaking out about aliens is based prove me wrong in the YAMMA PIT

Just earned my blackbelt in sucking dick

>>149912790
oh yeah? who gave it to you, your mom?

>>149912788
Old Tuf is based. Anon was shilling modern re-runs, sadly.

>>149912790
Honestly? Respekt.

>>149912798
My dad!

imagine passing up on seeing central asian excellence (at flyweight) smdh

First of all; I am Vegeta!

>>149912779
when you tapped but Cumslut keeps on sucking your balls

>>149912829
charles johnson would do bad things to this zip

>Oh non. It was easy for me, you see? With me, anything is possible.
SOON

>>149912802
>Did you think you were gonna come on this show and not share a card with wmma?

new
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>>149912900
That's /box/ dumbass

alright who's got the next one lets hurry it up

>>149912903
Im not allowed to :(

id make it but im not gay

>>149912900
I cant believe you got me

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