heemvious >>150101999

>>150106128 (OP)
How did he win against TJ ?

good thread, shit thread

>dricus by falling anvil

dricus, by accident

Brendan Suave

why do you guys not drink in the morning

>Dricus by somehow

dricus by porking zatards little peabrain

Dricus by whatever the fuck he wants.

Khamzat by not listening to bib's shitty advice

>>150106175
Because the ref wakes me up at 4 pm

thanks for the heemvious leafbro

dricus by day, du plessis by night

>dricus by banana peel

Heeminder they can't really tell if you are on EPO or just trained at high altitude

>Dricus by the power of friendship

>dricus by rape

>>150106208
All day.

>>150106252
Zatty bros...

Do you anticipate much push back towards the UFC after they broadcast an actual ass rape during upcoming main event on August 15th?

Crazy how some people think Islam is better. Recency bias

Khamzat won't be able to sit down for days after Dricus is finished with him.

>>150106164
>>150106177
>>150106212
>>150106250
funniest lines you've ever posted

In a game of blood, we saw a man who never bled

Quentin tarantino octagonside yelling the n word at daniel cormier

>Dricus via painting a fake road on the side of the cage and Khamzat running into it and knocking himself out

>>150106287
Props for knowing who Islam is

IT WONT END

>>150106338
Props for knowing Daniel cormier

JewFC
PooFL
Bellatroon
KySW

Stop watching these. Watch Rizin.

>Dricus by acme shenanigans.

>>150106401
Props for knowing who dricus is

>Dricus by trick tazer handshake

dricus by dream logic

Real

Moment.

That's my kind of tail.
As a big soft guy, too understanding for my own good, I am built for being with a macho bimbo with an attitude, used to being fucked around by asshole guys at nightclubs, but I'm different. Big and strong enough to give her what she wants in bed, but - let's be blunt - feminine enough to absorb her masculine energy and make a stable relationship out of it.

Kevin Vallejos' tail doesn't know it, but she's got a guy in England with her name all over him, BABE.

>Dricus by circumstances outside of his control

>Dricus by DDP

Khamzat by smesh! :D

>>150106512
I would dump a load off in this jizz pit but any extended period of time spent with her would be harmful

I wonder if the pakicord will mass su*cide with a estrogen overdose if DDP somehow wins.

>>150106557
>somehow
somehow is his fighting style

>>150106505
Gaethje looking sharp. Focused.

Miss Armpiggy by steatorrhea soiling

>>150106624
>air frying salmon

>air frying salmon

>>150106549
Whens the last time you fucked a woman b? Cant take you seriously

Your heart is now beating manually

>>150106772
tony semi-tapped

>>150106785
Yes.

Takibong

>>150106624
>mayo
>japanese mayo

No answer. Classic.

I've never had sex with a woman. I had three girlfriends and one of them offered to blow me in a public bathroom. But mere sight of women acting sexual makes me boil with anger and want to permaheem them.

>>150106797
Yair's nose will look as wonked as that burger

Sex, huh? That's funny. Reminds me of rape, which is a crime. Authorities have been notified of your posts

How would Nemkov do at HW in the UFC?

>>150106825
Who hurt you, pal?
*audience laughs*

>>150106859
You are the most unfunny person in this general and that's quite an accomplishment

heeminder angela hill makes more in a fight than ribovics has made in his career.

>>150106844
Brazilian women are illegaly importing White cum

>>150106878
nothing beats a nice, full c cup

>>150106869
I laugh at my jokes

>chef volk
>legit only capable of grilling steak and making burgers

>>150106920
He can also wonk noses

>>150106920
did you not see him fillet that salmon motherfucker

>>150106155
Meme footwork

>>150106175
just vomited again maybe you guys where right

>>150106943
vomiting is gayness leaving your body

>>150106950
im going to heem it out

>>150106624
>already a fatty fish
>drench it in NIHONESE mayo
>cover it in cheese
The fuck is his problem?

>>150106920
you microwave mac and cheese

Dricus has 50% TDD lol he’s getting taken down and subbed inside 90 seconds

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>>150106878
>American "white" cum
kek

>>150106974
fuck up nigga

>>150107012
is that chicken?

>>150106983
Either he does or he doesn't.

>>150107012
Looks like shit

>>150107012
Heard of vegetables and rice big man

>>150107057
asian as shit b

>>American "white" cum
>kek

>>150107012
I'm sure it tastes great but you gotta work on your angles and lighting b

>>150107100
Turn on your monitor

>>150106505
This could be the poster for Joe Pyfer: The Movie

>>150107106
yeah b I judged a photo and posted said judgement without having my monitor on fuck outta here retard

>>150107124
Turn it on

>>150107131

>>150107124
Gotta turn your monitor on before you post here man

>>150107140
Schaub bodied this freak

it's so over for zitzat

>p-p-please make weight
>nah i pull out brazza

For me it’s licking the brown crustings off the end of my XL vibrator (modelled on Jason Luv’s real BBC) before slotting it back in

>>150107168
>t.paddy pimblett

I dont think il keep watching this shit if dolidze gets a fluke win

>>150107168
This

>>150107154
he's fast

people memory hole erceg beating pantoja until he threw the fight at the end

did you catch it?

>>150107154
Khammy boy gettng maurauded, methinks

zero balkan fighters

i wonder how the meltdown will be when both tom and ddp lose

>>150107196
Me too!

i want dricus to win because hes white

i want dricus to lose because hes white

Dricus is a nigga from Africa

>>150107232
Alexander Volkanovski

khamzat is swedish

Schaub exposed bjj. Cyborg just sat there and let B push his head at will. What if this was a street fight Cyborg?

>mfw it’s already August
Hours that erode the fabric of our days,
days that our years inevitably gnaw.

fun fact : it was britain who caused Rohedesia's downfall and the lynching of boers

>>150107278
based

>>150107251
Stop dickriding africans nigel

>>150107251
>>150107260
i want a draw

nah nah nah you don't get to do poetry here

i want dricus to lose because hes african

>>150106797
I’ve seen mothers feed their newborn spawns with that crap.

kek the UAE warrior

>>150107293
Damn what happened to Volk there

NUCK FIGGERS

>>150107310
Imagine shooting him in the face

Every man in this image is dead now.

>>150107282

>>150107329
One stare from Buday and you know youre going to lose a decision in vicious fashion.

>>150107288
Talmbout phat ass Latinas?

>>150107359
>Talmbout phat ass Latinas?
Joanna Zanella Schaub

I've never felt more uncomfortable than when I watched that video or Luke Thomas drunk

>>150107387
Hell yeah brother

>>150107353
Buday? More like 'Bye-day'

Garbing Kai France by his peanut head and slowly lowering him into an vat of gay human shit

>>150107310
im maori bro

Kai thought people picked on him because he was maori but they picked on him because he's a little ding dong of a thing

Mauri

>>150106878
He should have beat the shit out of that skinny rat-like fuck for getting uppity.

>garbing

>>150107273
I enjoy the gnaw

im maori too *grows wings and flies away*

>>150107278
>Rohedesia boers
dumb nigga ek se

>>150106797
>>150107423
Arman has never had a meal that wasn't made for him and it's the same reason he'll never have a belt.

>While theyre on the concert stage, behind the grill or getting fat Im working.
chills Gaethje actually said this fuckin chills

Tawlmbout Maori Povich b? Tawlmbout you are NOT an weemer??

Kai Cenat France

garth is getting the title shot and he's landing the black flash right on toporio's wonk nose

gaethjee absorbs cte as nutrients

Gaethje? That's a funny name. You mad? I'm just calling it as I see it.

>>150107471
He also said that sex without love is meaningless and only corrodes the sole.

>>150107471
Working on what nigga? Losing?

>>150107448
I'm afraid no one hates you brit rats more than the Boers, Dricus would probably spit on you lot

sole

look at the burger scholar ova here

>>150107506
lol nah, also rhodies werent boer you dumb kaffa

For me, it's Sol Badguy

When Americans pretend to be smarter than they are, THAT'S when I get angry.

>>150107521
Never said they were, are you a poojeet?

Le grand Soleil et la petit Coeur.

>UHHHHH

>UHHHHHHHHHHH

>UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>150107531
sure thing ya fokkin poes

>>150107471
This niööa screen recording LMAO just download the video and convert it (retard)

>>150107506
Du Piggy prefers to spit shine his black daddies thangs, albeit

hahaha lol i saw a funny post on reddit where it said Dricus wins by slipping on a banana peel haha lol

>>150107545
>sure thing
Thank for confirming it, rakesh, you can go back to eating cow shit now.

Ms. Raped-1 is even browner than the Thai boys she sucks off I fear.

>>150107552
Did you see the falling piano one? I immediately sent that to my bull

>>150107552
what if him step in tom shoe by wrong and it ful poop HAAHAH

dis doo though rhodesians were afrikaner LMAO

>>150107525
I played Potemkin mostly from XX to AC+R. God damn those games were so much fun.

Pawg freaking milfs

>>150107571
Why did you write this in patois

I'm a Thailand Boi

>>150107585
Have me skeeting bigly I'm afraid

Boers vs Chechens numbers

I'M A MIGA GOY

>>150107546
No! its easier the way I did it and funnier, soooo shut up nerd,

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

Revved the poo

>>150107610
open your toilet

Looking forwad to celeberting Angela Hills next win with you guys. The lady is an warrior and never quits. All the best to her

Wetwipes! On!

Bacon Boers are being genocided while Pigus posts shirtless thirst traps for his Zatdaddy

>>150107644
props for knowing Angela Hill is

It's not hard to remain number 1 contender if you're not even fighting

Angela Hill? I'm more about Angela White.

>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SOUTH AFRICAN HISTORY

>>150107600
Stupid canuck

Facts = Judeo-anglo rats put Dricus's family in concentration camps

>>150107679
Dana Whites sister?

*cums long string of cum*

>>150107694
Many are saying this.

>>150107693
Based.

>>150107637
lmao

angela white > sydney sweeny

>>150107593
Rhodesia lost because the piggies couldn't stop droppin' they short shorts for BBC dick daddy pozz loads.

>>150107690
Swedish Nerd. Get off my hockey team too.

>>150107720
my favorite thing about women is the hours of video tape of them sucking dick and eating asshole

>>150107720
implant whores will never be able to beat big naturals

*rips the cum out of your cock like a lawn mower ripcord*

>>150107734
This is an S tier post

>>150107734
is this real

...

>>150107724
*gets off to your hockey team*

>>150107637

Dricus had to fend off robbers from his farm while Khamzat was complaining about IKEA meatballs being haram.

>>150107756
Now to replace you with Finns

>>150107759
Genghis Khan was my grandfather

what has sweden ever done thats good? besides ikea, Gränsfors Bruk axe, invent ball bearings, gustaffson, swedish berries candy,

>>150107734
So youre telling me an hemer posts ln tiktok? Sad!

>>150107797
I invented the creampie dana meme

>>150107797
you forgot bladee and pleasure man

>>150107797
he made that one post that made me laugh

>>150107797
there's that guy that drinks wine and makes snacks with canned fish I think he's swedish

>>150107797
abba is pretty good

cub swanson

Merab is my second favorite fighter

honestly i think the better question is what has finland done that is good because i can't even think of anything

we dont bad mouth each other around here

>>150107819
we are friends with sweden :)

FACT: Umdaddy’s gapings helped Aljodaddy’s ebony obelisk slip in n out the Merabussy with little resistance

>>150107797
Toongeek
Matgeek

>>150107797
Meshuggah

>>150107781
Nice reverse psychology Finland

>>150107797
Opeth. Respectfully.

>>150107797
Sabaton

Can we talk about how Jon Jones is gay? I never got to see him lose a fight and I need something to feel better about myself.

>>150107797
Toongeek

Holy fuck ufc 319 is stacked

Me and Myktybek Orolbai chilling after his fight

>>150107797
The Swedish Chef
The Swedish Touch

>>150107854
go beat your wife bald faggot

>>150107854
Lerone Murphy in the co main is straight dimes

It's heem or be heemed out here in these streets, and brother I ain't finna be heemed...

*heems you*

>>150107861
>>150107854

>>150107797
Josefine Lindgren Thunder Knutsson

>>150107865
that fight is a title eliminator

>>150107859
Just how built different is Chris Duncan?

Dale "The Daleblazer" Dullard

>>150107867
If we ever met for real, I’d take your life

>>150107846
He's a fat, bald, drug addled nigger. You don't have to project your gayness to bring him down.

>>150107877
Only if Pico wins. If Murphy wins, he's going back to the Apex

>>150107861
Im pretty sure I have more hair than you.old faggot

Holy crap, UFC Fight Night: Dolidze vs. Hernandez is stacked

>>150107897
Hey man take it easy

>>150107819
They make Pierogi with Rye. Wild!

>>150107894
Cool. Who asked tho?

Pico's abs look weird

>>150107897
Rude!

Holy heck, your mom’s pussy is stacked.

Darren Pico

>>150107920
You issued a challenge. I answered it, batty boy.

>>150107924
>t.

Lil Tay Onlyfans

>>150107934
You sound obese.

>dookus

>>150107961
I don’t sound anything. I’m typing, not speaking. Dummy.

HEEMSOUL

We have sufficient advantages over our enemies that are borrowed and not truly our own; it is the quality of a porter, and no effect of virtue, to have stronger arms and legs; it is a dead and corporeal quality to set in array; 'tis a turn of fortune to make our enemy stumble, or to dazzle him with the light of the sun; 'tis a trick of science and art, and that may happen in a mean base fellow, to be a good fencer. The estimate and value of a man consist in the heart and in the will: there his true honor lies.

Valor is stability, not of legs and arms, but of the courage and the soul; it does not lie in the goodness of our horse or our arms but in our own. He that falls obstinate in his courage----he who, for any danger of imminent death, abates nothing of his assurance; who, dying, yet darts at his enemy a fierce and disdainful look, is overcome not by us, but by fortune; he is killed, not conquered; the most valiant are sometimes the most unfortunate. There are defeats more triumphant than victories. Never could those four sister victories, the fairest the sun ever be held, of Salamis, Plataea, Mycale, and Sicily, venture to oppose all their united glories, to the single glory of the discomfiture of King Leonidas and his men, at the pass of Thermopylae. Who ever ran with a more glorious desire and greater ambition, to the winning, than in the certain loss of a battle?

He resolved to make good the pass, and with the death of them, to make the enemy buy their entry as dear as possibly he could; as it fell out, for being presently environed on all sides, after having made a great slaughter of the enemy, he and his were all cut in pieces. Is there any trophy dedicated to the conquerors which was not much more due to these who were overcome? The part that true conquering is to play, lies in the encounter, not in the coming off; and the honor of valor consists in fighting, not in subduing.

>>150107962
You think he'll sandbag to the third again?

We are heeming dreamers

>>150107797
Quorthon is the musician ever and I say that with 100% certainty

phil brooks

all ham dur lee la

We don't talk about mandrama or pooffist

My obese homie mad

ass slama lankem

>artem on helwani today

>is the musician ever

Retard alert

Shadman diddy boxing

>>150106624
Why does he insist on doing slop shit. That fish would've been better and cleaner without drowning it in mayo and other bullshit. I honestly hate his channel because he has the talent to cool exquisite meals but always defaults to dudebro frat house dogshit. It's an affront to the culinary arts to waste such talent. Fuck you

>>150108021
hey!

Thinkn bought pawlg milfs

fatty gettin HEATED

>>150108030
EXACTLY

Zatdiddy

>>150107273
You've really got to work on your poetry. You start with the smaller unit eroding the bigger unit before having the biggest unit erode the smaller unit. Your shit's all retarded. The sad part is you want to be good but conceptually you don't know what you're doing. Nice iambic pentametet though.

>>150108030
it's just food man

>>150108030
I eat my shit raw playa

>>150107988
nah the absolute gigacan they've brought in to lose to him will take one or two shots and quit, typical bkfc fare

Speed
No defense
Makwan Amirkhani.

>>150107797
Strindberg. Swedenborg. Bergman. Revving an Irish poster into killing himself over his height.

>>150108053
If you see what a man eats, you can tell what kind of person he is. Volk is a knucklehead based on his eating habits.

torteen Iphones iirc

Ciryl.

>>150108052
That’s not mine, B. It’s the translation of a sonnet by Góngora that I found somewhere; those are the final 2 verses.

i have butterflies in my stomach

>>150108086
no wonder no one reads him

>>150107273
Excellent prose b nice poem

>>150108095
did billy forget he was in a fight or what

How would the legendary ninja Hattori Hanzo do in the ufc?

>>150108069
I literally said the exact same thing a month ago in a Thread. Not sure if you were here but let's do it again, I was fun.

Starting with you, what are you having for dinner tonight? Everyone state your din dins and be prepared to be critiqued

>>150108095
Hey man wtf

>>150108105
Cool Ranch Doritos

>>150108114
Now that's a real Haka. Little boy Kai will never experience this

For me? its the knuckle sandwich

>>150108105
fields. now. *whipcrack*

>>150107734
what's this striking move called?

>>150108119
That's a lie just for a reaction. Get lost.
But the funny thing is that's probably a staple for you so you didn't even need to haha, what a conundrum.

Who's next?

>>150108105
Chicken and rice

>>150108114
zog finna back that THANG up for a playa

there someone on /fit/ occasionally doing drink more water buddeh posting

>>150108130
So you had nothing for dinner, not surprising. Get to the job centre first thing tomorrow morning. K

>>150108148
Couldn't fucking been more described but not bad, nutritious, home made. Hopefully we'll cooked

sometimes I eat beefs with some fish

Be a Mushroom Hunter like the berserker Swedes used to be

Anyone ever get a massive urge to slap the fat heads off these bong neets

The yellow Nord definitely won't play, he always thinks he's too good

>>150108163
bet you had fried chicken and watermelon didn't you toby *whipcrack*

>>150108173
Erm what? I hope you were joking. I've been alive many years and never have I ever. Encountered someone eating beef and fish together

People forget man, Cub swanson heemed shartles stiff and made him his bitch

>>150108179
little ding-bong of thing

>>150108190
webm not related

3 piece and a diet soda

>>150108192
kek I'm stealing this

>>150108179
Come and do itttt
Comeeeeee

I'll pay for your FUCKING TICKET

>>150108207
shut up you retard nobody will ever buy that you have 4 functioning non-atrophied limbs

Who does think he's talking to? Has he lost his mind?

3 pieces of chicken could not suffice my appetite

I'm literally the sanest poster here and I want to be stomped by Kayla Harrison

>>150108225
yeah you prefer 3 pieces of dick, faggot

>>150108216
No way, you've seen this movie?
By the way I know you're not the same anon

>>150108227
>the sanest poster
exceedingly low bar

>>150108245
you've done it again bud Im shattered

is it unreasonable to judge the entire Kingdom of England by the little ding bongs of a ting that post here?

What about mma?

Has anyone else noticed mental illness on Heem peaks around the yearly khamzat fight

Was so good

Covid = good
Father = evil

>>150108274
You think Pico beats Murphy?

OHHHHHHHHH HE'S EATING LENTILS JOE

>>150108278
nice dish Mukesh. but why no chicken korma or a nice kebab?

he shit in bowl and eat it

I hope Pico heems that decisioner Turd Murphy

Why does curry filter Americans so much

Fuck it bro i'm only 20 but it feels like plenty

>>150108278
Holy shit so one of the bong neets is a jeet neet

curry is the gayest shit possible and stinks up the whole block no matter what.

>>150108306
Why you reckon we call him pakibong, lad?

>>150108305
You're not even gonna be well settled into your career and provide for a family until your 30s. 20 is a child with no worldly wisdom

>>150108284
No. Standout PFL/Bellator alums have been exposed in the ufc lately.

>>150108321
Maybe if you're poor. I owned 4 companies before I turned 25.

>>150108324
But Pitbull just beat Ige. And Pico is a stud wrestler with bricks for hands who's finally mixing it all together. Murphy has no urgency. He's a lot like Leon

>>150108324
yeah but Pico was exposed several times in bellator unlike patchy mix! I predict a flash ko for Pico.

>>150108333
Your larp is the exception. Obviously that's not how most people's lives go. Even most millionaires don't get there until 30s/40s

KODY
FUCKING
STEELE

>>150108291
Retard, this is Chinese

>>150108346
LETS GO

Kody Steele owned 5 companies before he turned 24

>>150108345
Broke bitch probably never had a $100 haircut

>absence of nordic flags
>excess of horrifically low quality posts

>>150108356
sure thing Ranjit

you fought the rongzhu at the wrong time

I'd never eat Paki food, also that's not my dinner, it's a photo from last year, just wanted to post something nice because dinner isn't ready

>>150108374
he's lying to you that is absolutely not Chinese

Cookin' wit da boyz

Emilio Esteves in The Mighty Paks

>>150108377
shut up Sharma

>>150108384
Me when I taste an IPA

>>150108377
That’s definitely not a Chinese dish but Indian food is better than Chinese anyway.

i can spot a Chana masala from a mile away nigga. who you trying to fool

This man is so desperate. Imagine giving him your millions to create an MMA promotion lmao

https://x.com/DonnDavisPFL/status/1952526852796428741?s=19

>>150108404
That's because you're also Pakistani I fear

Who has Kody Steele beaten that’s actually good?

>>150108411
I reckon UFC goes 8-0 all by 1st round ko's

>>150108418
Your mom

>>150108411
He's not wrong.

>>150108411
kek remember how bellator vs pfl went

>>150108380
What a philistine, when I thought it wasn't possible to think even lower of you. You're making yourself look very dumb. You can even tell by the Furniture, the Bugmen cutlery, the sprinkle of spring onions

>>150108411
He’s not wrong thoughever, ONE crapionship loses almost all of these

>>150108429
Fuck you

>>150108411
post the full card I want to dissect it analytically

>>150108441
shut up Abishek

>>150108441
mate it's got fucking chickpeas in it you stinking curry boy

>>150108445
OHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT

>>150108442
Reug Reug beating Ngannou would be the memest timeline possible

>>150108396
Why the hell would I lie about fucking food? Get out of your house some time

>>150108460
this looks like sneed's toilet bowl

>>150108442
>reug reug by ko round 4
>stamp by TKO round 3
>Usman by TKO rnd 2
>Lee by decision
>Hughes by decision
>Soldic by ko rnd 4
>doumbe by dec
I don't care about the rest, wishieska is pretty fuckin hot tho

>>150108460
someone already chewed that for you it seems

The fact that the little ding bongs aren't just pathetic neet leeches but self-hating foreigners is peak heem lore

>>150108475
>>Usman by TKO
pahahahahahahahahahah

>>150108460
Zoomed out

Is the down syndrome club happy now?

>Not sweet and sour chicken so it must be Indian

>>150108411
Stamp vs Ditcheva is the only good fight

>Polish Pussy number 1

>>150108181
Venison

>>150108475
Dakota would kill that ugly little chode lol

Hello Weathel MMA,love the content. Who would win the following Fantasy Matchups:
Miyamoto Musashi vs Marvin Vettori
Joanne of Arc vs Gillian Robertson
Maximus Decimus Meridius vs Volkan Oezdemir
King from Tekken vs Khabib (both in their prime)
Mewtwo vs Rose Namajunas

>>150108505
Now that is a supreme gentlemen
(If he's telling the truth)

>>150108490
Usdaddy got ya prolapsin’ sadly

Echoes of Gamrot vs Arman

>>150108497
shut up Mamood

He got there in the end, takes a while to get off your high horse

>>150108524
That'd be the BBC dildo from watching little Thai boys I fear.

>>150108531
Gets rekt one again, resorts to mindless insults kek.

Wouldn't it feel good to win an exchange at least one time? We've been doing this for ages

>>150108411
>>150108442
>We win 7-1
Fuck you Van Steenis, I guess?

>me having sex with this woman

>>150108508
It would be competitive but let's not be retarded here, Stamp clearly has the stronger Thai boxing pedigree. I think Dakota would be strong in the clinch, but at range I think Stamp's kicks would be too much to handle for too long.

>>150108553
Shut up Hamza

>>150108561
you're fucking retarded lmao

it's genius really he's going around with his fighters issuing dojo challenges which would ultimately lead to tanking interest in the losing company and eventually absorbing the roster the man to challenge Dana

>>150108580
Great rebuttal tranny

Stamp by whatever she wants

NOOOOOO TULIO DROPPED OUT

https://x.com/agfight/status/1952795957378359693?s=46&t=vMZK3Fn7X9MvpBo7Jhe-IA

>>150108404
"Hey LBJ, how many kids did you kill today?"

>>150108598
Kody Steele bro

yer a littl McMuffin lad

>>150108588
mate she's a fucking 5'2 atomweight

Big Heem

remember when the AI told us bongs are known for saying "heem heem lad!"

i don't remember that actually

Every single discussion on /heem/:
>look at this disgusting waifu I'm obssessed with
>that fighter? can with zero good wins
>I hate minorities
>Schaub
That's this whole general.

>>150108561
Scump fartsex would get TKOed by bodyshots in round 1

>>150108637
>Buday
ftfy

>>150108614
It's ONEFC though, atomweight there is strawweighr in the Anglosphere. Dakota is only a 125er, a big one sure but not massive to where Stamp can't bulk. At the very least, she is smaller and has the footwork to work around it, not to mention the power which I'm sure will carry up if she's cutting less weight. It's not an impossible gap to bridge.

ditcheva fat ass cant cut to atomweight so Donns a retard, she can fight one of the 135lbs men if she would like

dillon danis heemed a youtube boxing commentator
https://x.com/WadePlem/status/1952796960118981103

>>150108666
stamp would cut to 105 anywhere else because there's no meme hydration tests
she got the shit kicked out of her by supergirl

>>150108682
how is he so shameless in the face of such a devastating story loss?

>>150108668
We don't watch that shit here playa!

take them dirty diapers off playa

>>150108682
is there footage?

>>150108682
Danis keeps winning, french spirit cannot be stopped

Whats Conor up to right now?

>>150108692
You watch transsexual pornography.

>>150108699
Probably at home with his family.

playa playa play on

>>150108695
apparently but they aren't putting it out yet for some reason
kind of feels like a ufc 279 style backstage fight work tbdesu but we'll see

Nina is lucky she's working with the corporate billionaire version of Dana and not the fat freak that was up in Arianni Celeste's guts

>>150108686
>stamp would cut to 105 anywhere else because there's no meme hydration tests
Maybe, I'm not saying she couldn't. And I'm not even saying Stamp would win either, it's a close fight imo but I'd be rooting for Dakota anyway.

Nina is lucky a Muslim hasn't cut her head off and raped her neck hole for haram.

I thought it was Monday

>>150108718
mate it would absolutely not be a close fight

ah hell nah this nigga is saudi owned

>>150108442
Remember someone said poosman will come to the ufc when pisslam retires or moves looks like khapiss whole family ducking ilia

Discussing b-league wmma fights on a Tuesday like a couple of sexless freaks

it is what it is cel
vs
what can you do chad

>>150108733
Fair enough, agree to disagree b. We're not getting it regardless.

McGregor just led evening prayer in the yacht, drafted up some legislation for Ireland and lifted weights

>>150108411
reug reug vs ngannou is the fight to make

you're only allowed to discuss b-league wmma fights on Mondays, this is known

We cannot follow them.

>>150108769
And sucked a rainbow Irish stout

>they doubted luke

>>150108782
Ain't no rule against being an incel playa

>>150108801
>luke uses AI
despicable

how do you comeback from this

>>150108825
By coming back and putting hands on Poirier the very next fight which is what he literally did?

Just found out Angela Hill's grandparents are Barney and Betty Hill. What the fuck?

>>150108840
Holy crap holy crap no way really?? This changes everything!

>>150108833
He put his hands on Dusdaddy's BBC and went to town.

>>150108833
Wouldn't call getting his ass kicked as ''putting hands'' on poirier

>>150108840
Props for knowing who Barney and Betty Hill are.

>>150108819
Actually that's Othello who purely runs the Luke Thomas Gets Political channel. Luke has done 0 editing for it and doesn't even know the password to the channel.

>>150108825
>us army
Zogpigs lmao

imagine knowing that

So those who want to rule over us as lords in this new era of technofeudalism just happen to plant the relative of renowned ufo witnesses into the roster? Palantir needs to CHILL

>>150108825
By breaking your leg, going on unhinged coke binges and sending dick pics to obscure black female lolcow musicians

>>150108743
Terrified Topiglet can earn his double dip dickdown from undisputed Usdaddywhen he stops being afraid of Arman

>>150108870
Yeah he was piecing Dustin up badly before the doc stoppage pal

gsp is abducted by aliens and the sick fucker joe rogan gaslights him into thinking it's cte

Would be funny if gooby goes on a Tony-esque Losing streak

>>150108949
Lmao Conor had Dustin panic wrestling for dear life round 1

>>150108949
>insignificant strikes

>>150108958
He's never fighting again so unlikely

>Noooo you can't just score the fight based on striking accuracy and output!!

>>150108840
Which fighter would you like to see get abducted by aliens?

>>150109013
Aliens aren't real bud it's time to grow up

>>150108965
It was Conor who started clinching thougheverbeit

Dustin checked gooby's shin and broke that bitch

>>150108949
boxed the bloody ears off em

>whats my next fight?
>tomala, lord gane
>ah. train me right for this one.
>As you wish.

soon.

>>150108992
We generally score fights on significant strikes that actually landed

>>150109030
There was no check, the leg was already compromised prior to the fight.

>>150109054
>OY ME SHIN, DAYNA HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150109049
Well next time we wanna know what the retard demographic thinks I'll be sure to ask you. Until then pipe down dunskie.

Conor McBussy is a suicidal raped bitch like Ms. Armpiggy.

Great somebody revved him.

>>150108976
I think he might make a comeback when chandler turns 39, it's an easy matchup to fix his rep, his image rn is in the toilet.

>>150109068
You seem upset

>>150109097
Yeah seething. Are you done?

>>150109083
You use was/raped pronouns thoughsomorealbeit.

>>150109113
Fish the DDP (dirty diaper panties) from ya AGPond, Ms. Armpiggy.

>it's another CANor-Dustbin thread
I thought we were done with this shit

>>150109130
Ms. DDP felt the need to show LGBTAGPQ+ solidarity I'm afraid.

>>150109113
It’s been 4 years since Dusdaddy r’d and g’d canor. Weight gain, crusty leathery skin and flabby armpiggies really sneak up on yuh huh?

Spewn in ya pewn playa

Threads unuseable

>Uhmm sir that's not how THE Sal D'Amato and Derek Clearly were scoring the fight...

>150109138
What kind of mental illness is this?

>>150108949
a bs doctahs stoppage at that

>>150109054
>DERE WAS NOE CHEK

>>150109167
AGP (autogynephilia) from poodle pozz and dead daddy loads sadly.

>>150109177
he doesn't post like that

Somebody is trying to ruin heem with homosexual scat fetish spam again but I'm sure the mods will take care of them right away this time.

>>150109184
Xadame uses was/raped pronouns.

Nigger

shut up

>>150109197
Many are saying this

>>150109197

>*SQUEAL* *OINK* MODADDIES!!!

>>150109192
>Somebody
I honestly don't know if it's one person or multiple. And of course the jannies won't do anything, they're trannies too. Why the fuck are we the only general with this problem?

>>150109212
You need Jondaddy BBC.

Oww shiet. He's hurting a little girl again

https://youtube.com/shorts/AJvbdXrEpRE?si=i7OaKX1939HX8GG5

boxed his head off bleedingly

>>150109151

>>150109291
>>150109291
>>150109291

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
SEEIN RED

test

>>150108519
Why would I make that up