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>>149587296

dogshit thread

>>149594652 (OP)
QUEENS OF THE STREETS !!!

GSP is proof autism is best base for MMA. Same for Tom Aspinall and maybe Topuria

i have autism

Just watched Poirier's latest interview. When/why did he bog himself?

I followed them.

How does George feel that his signature win is a clinically insane psychopath who thinks his family was replaced by the FBI

>>149594713
to look gorgeous

brit anons tsk tsk

GO ON GING

Usman threatened a dj at a night club and smashed the laptop for not playing his request

Payton & Izzy linked up! need it or keep it??!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM FUCKING DEAD

>>149594770
What was the request?

>Thank you, Joe Rogan! I just wanted to say: I am so happy to be here in United States of America! I wish I lived here! I wish I were born here! Not in canada which stinks! My only dream is to be American and to eat chili dogs and sex to black women! America is the best! USA! USA! USA!

That was brutal damn

>>149594652 (OP)
Just witnessed an insane knockout on One Muay Thai just now. You UFC nerds should be watching this shit, every friday most fights are absolute bangers

the sound of that was fucking sickening

heem stiffy

Ya watching jacked thai boys?

Gnarly tko

the ufc rankings are controlled by palantir (and that's a good thing)

wtf is plantir I keep hearing about that shit

>>149594822
My bad, I tried pulling the cheeks apart but alas

>>149594943
Prospect with hands

>>149594943
Dana’s oiling facility

>>149594943
Ari,Dana,thiel,meta,trump,musk,rogan it's all palantir baby! Epstein would probably be given front row ufc seats if he wasn't hiding in Aruba

Morals are restricting AI power until it tells them gsp was fookign shite mate, thats when they'll dumb it down

Ayo who let Tyga fight in ONE?

real heemers get their consciousness uploaded into the palantir database to train grok-enabled AI supersoldier genocidebots to be deployed to the west bank during world war 3

>>149595044
You have a problem with that white boy ?

Real ones get their Neuralink in EARLY. Front row VR seats to Albazi vs Taira

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DEAD STANDY UPPY

oh he's fucking dead

Holy shit Rambong is in a stretcher

>>149595149
>>149595152
>>149595157
>>149595158
>>149595177
>>149595178
Horror movie esque TKO.

If Gsp love black women.
Why did he fuck Eva lovia ?

Also that ex blacked rimjobed mike adrioano divorced single mom whore explain relationship to the americans

https://x.com/floridadodgeguy/status/1937318183687311708#m

>>149595194
it was kino

Stand up heeemy

Damn you literally can’t let this nigga land on you. I’ve only ever seen this dude heem

fighting a hangover lads, whats your cure?
so far im hydrating and eating

>>149595222
elbow?

>>149595243
lean in

>>149595292
im being dragged to deep waddas

>>149595269
is ONE blocked in nafriland or what

chatri wins again

>>149595243
Xanax if it’s really bad also take b vitamins

>>149595323
Yeah fucking chink hates us

>>149595339
Chudtri won -90 000 000 dollars

>>149595344
i dont do opiates, but ill do vitamins b thanks

What's this im hearing about Trump wanting to host UFC fight on the White House lawn?

https://x.com/ThePatriotOasis/status/1940945555401986191

Conor is volunteering
https://x.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1941161993295245501

>>149595462
trump is going full emperor and hosting gladiators

is the rambong ko going to be uploaded to yt shorts? the rest are there
first time watching one btw

>>149595585

>>149595578
its up now.

>>149595585
Chandler would love to bring the whole family out so they can watch him get heemed in front of the president

>A card in the white house
>no muslim fighters
Finally

>>149595222
did he died?

Tik. Tok. Clitia.

>>149595462
It's not going to happen. He's a moron.

>>149595701
pigslam already ducked though?

I have the feeling if these Thais learned grappling they would literally heem every lighter division champ in the UFC. Their striking and power is so much better.

>>149595701
After the JDM fight Islam will retire.
"TAGIR IS NEXT BRAWA ALHAMDULILALALA"

>>149595196
You're like the library of alexandria but for gooning knowledge

we cannot do followings of them

Finland btw

Conor will pull out again

UFC Fight For Freedom: Roman Dolidze vs Marvin Vettori 3

>>149595728
I told you to fuck off already helwani what part of not welcome do you need in runes? Finna get cut like Natan Levy from the UFC

that ruffy hitting pads video better be a joke

topuria vs ruffy
antihero mcgregor vs good mcgregor
book it

>>149595585
A toast is in order

How do you ask the bartender for a proper 12 drink

good revoked goobeys gifts when he punched that old man in a bar and scattered them through out the lands

-toporia got his left hand and boxing
-ruffy got his legs
-his charisma is yet to be discovered

>>149595916
i meant god not good
small little mistake, no worries though

THE good?

>>149595916
paddy has a similarly natural charisma and quotability but he's not much of a shittalker

>>149595794
Don't get mad just cause you saw a flag.

Topiglet scavenges for Slamdaddy's slop

ALLAHHH HUUU AKBAAAAAAR

pigslam is number two
ilia is number one
ilia has two belts
pigslam has none
ilia has no defeats
pigslam has one

>>149595997
Shut the fuck up retard

>>149595997
>look it up
>it's true
nnoo......

>>149595997
the only good post of the year

Ilia "La Toreador La Legende" Topuria is undefeated

islam makhachev is defeated

Clitia has one chastity belt and Slamdaddy holds the keys, I lament.

>>149596062
>>149595997
>>149595982
What's the name of this mental illness?

Ilia Topuria is popular throughout all of Europe and North America

Islam Makhachev's fame is confined to Pakistan and the Pakistani diaspora

*heems u*

being passionate about your favorite mma fighters on the mma general? obviously mental illness

simply speaking no good fighter is undefeated and there are zero exceptions

>>149596101
Calling fighters slamdaddy is being passionate? Maybe in the LGBTQ way

>>149596086
What's her name?

>>149595996
>Spends all his time at a mansion in the UAE while Israel blows up more Palestinian kids every day

PIG DOWN!!!

>>149596108
>>149596085
Slamdaddy got ya piggy freaks boilin'.

>>149596085
>Ilia Topuria is popular

'Fraid not

I've just took a jamahal on george

new napoleon blownapart video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3SzeyZhxpc

Islam Makhachev is the most popular fighter in Pakistan, with restaurants and hotels bearing his name.

we definitely don't watch that crap here

>>149596133
Why'd you cut off the audience breakdown?

america owns doodoostain

You guys aren't watching PFL MENA?

>>149596172
Its just a picture, piggy. His audience is smaller and browner than him.

Umdaddy bodied that freak.

>>149596193
Probably mostly young women so you excluded it.

Do you ever get struck with emotion so powerful it feels like you're being electrocuted? That's what it felt like seeing this image for the first time. Happy 4th of July folks

>>149596126

>>149596204
Lil' Dvalipiggy gnawin' on he fingers thinkin' bout he Umdaddy.

>>149596191
Are there Hoejabis in the crowd?

>>149596191
im watching the sandlot rn, ill probably throw the pfl while i nap

>>149596219
Sorry we left you out.

>>149596250
Fake modesty is cringe. Now I understand honor killings

>AIslop
Oink for ya Slamdaddy, piggy.

>>149596274
Woah but /heem/ said the little latinx boy was soooo good!

One things for sure, Khabib and Islam could drink Ilia under the table

heeminder ilia height cuts at FW and LW.

sean brady towers in at 5 feet 6 inches

>>149596264
That doesn't make sense.

topuria passed oliveira's guard almost immediately but i'm supposed to believe he was afraid to enter it for some reason

ooooohhhh he passed le heckin guard!!!!

thats five musumecis for ilia!!!

JDM is gonna butcher the pig....

>>149596392
almost had him in the crucifix too

>>149596191
link

If you don't drink then a couple servings of kvass will probably get you feeling a little loose

>>149596462
explains the group bathing

>>149596462
do you think they had a couple glasses of kvass before they all hopped in the tub together

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

theres nothing wrong with team bonding

>>149596462
Loose like bamhole after team cardio session, brazza

>>149596517
literally drinking pisslam

Kvassbib
Khabeer
Nurvodkamedov

theres nothing wrong with kissing ur coach on the penis

For me, it's Dagestan Cognac

>>149596250
Riley reid is muslim now ?
What the fuck ?

>>149596517
Khabib need to forgive rae lil black. Beyond the past...

Khabib retired at the good time. Just like Rae lil black.

>>149596540
does cte make u gay

>>149596566
I wonder how many times their office got bombed

She's married now.
The last time I had sex was in 2009.

https://www.tiktok.com/@raelilblack.official/video/7522314711845866770

>>149596638
i have no idea who that is

>>149596638
how do u not have sex, its fucking france

>>149596674
Search danny d rae lil black

SOON

I get my porn star news from a frenchie schizo in /heem/

>>149596685
BEING A INCEL IS NOT ALLOWED IN FRANCE

https://www.france24.com/en/france/20250704-should-france-s-incel-threat-be-treated-like-terrorism

>>149596566
have you actually tried this? is it any good? I'm a huge cognac fan

>>149596695
French women laughting at white knight being heemed and comated by black rapist.

https://streamable.com/lqx13g

>>149596693
the battle of the fucked up face having ass niggas

Khabib Nurmagomedov, Islam Makhachev and Ali Abdelaziz are on private plane when the pilot has a heart attack. The trio search and find that there is only one parachute. Khabib makes his claim for the parachute "I should get the parachute. I retired undefeated, coach multiple successful fighters and am a business magnate." After, Islam contends that he should be the one to get the parachute "I should get the parachute because I am the most successful active muslim fighter. I inspire young muslims worldwide to get into combat sports." Ali Abdelaziz says "Inshallah!" as he crashes the plane into the Statue of Liberty.

>>149596747
Wrong link

https://streamable.com/mm8w1f

>>149596758
Powerful

>>149596768
ive been thinking about backpacking throughout europe and just killing blacks and arabs
do u even need identification to get into the hostels

>ive been thinking about backpacking throughout europe and just killing blacks and arabs
You won't do shit timmy

>>149596861
Bodied that piglet freak!!

>Dana, make some inbred goatfuckers kill each other for my amusement outside my house

>>149596805
>europe
just hang around your local KFC

>>149596861

>>149596861
heemed

>IT'S JUST LIKE IN MY HECKIN TRANIME

Anime.

>>149597002
>OOH!

>TFW no Wal Mart GF

Weebs can't be trusted around children.

Ganeime.

>>149597049
what about hebes?

Execute ganecord faggots after brutally raping them

You couldn't roll with me. I'd pass your guard in 5 seconds flat.

>talk about killing niggers and Arabs in Europe
>get banned for a month for violating us law
Janny niggers and their pet faggots need to be excuted as well
Imagine being a shitskin who sits on heem all day and reports people
Fucking faggots who will never get a crumb of white pussy
Keep trying faggots
Not my fault Stacey doesn't want you, ghastly shitmutts
Kys niggers

It's impossible for Gane to not have drip.

>>149597067
It's "heeb" and weebs and heebs are spiritually the same.

>>talk about killing niggers and Arabs in Europe
>>get banned for a month for violating us law
>Janny niggers and their pet faggots need to be excuted as well
>Imagine being a shitskin who sits on heem all day and reports people
>Fucking faggots who will never get a crumb of white pussy
>Keep trying faggots
>Not my fault Stacey doesn't want you, ghastly shitmutts
>Kys niggers
Clitty leakage

Did he know it's gsp baby ?

>>149597089
Threatening death against others is against US law and the site rules

>>149597114
This. Let's have some respect for website and its staff please.

Shit's getting too brown for me fellas. See ya'll later.

Shae summers retired from invicta fc.

>>talk about killing niggers and Arabs in Europe
>>get banned for a month for violating us law
>Janny niggers and their pet faggots need to be excuted as well
>Imagine being a shitskin who sits on heem all day and reports people
>Fucking faggots who will never get a crumb of white pussy
>Keep trying faggots
>Not my fault Stacey doesn't want you, ghastly shitmutts
>Kys niggers

>>149597148
She look so bad in 2025.

woah, anon, did you just threaten to murder minorities? not cool!

>>149597151
>>149597104
Kek, bodied that freak!

OH NO YOU JUST THREATENED THE SHIT COLORED CREATURES THATS A DOWNVOTE FROM ME

>>149597151
>>149597104
BASED

>>149597238
No arrow, so you look like that.

>>149597238
Nice selfie

>>149597249
No arrow, so you look like that.
>>149597259

>>149597238
I think all human beings are worthy of respect b.

Who revved the retarded leaf?

>>149597267
Turn your monitor on

>>149597271
Monitor.

>>149597290
Turn your monitor on

>>149597291
Yeah if I looked like you I'd be perpetually mad too

>>149597304
We don't post our selfies here.

>>149597304
You sound upset

Mrs Schaub! Awooogaaa

>>149597310
We don't post selfies here
>>149597315

>>149597322
What. What does that mean.
"When you don't the light"
What? What the fuck?

Is this the mma board?

>>149597339
She's signalling to Palantir investors

>>149597339
Women dont need to make sense they just need to be cute

>>149597339
dis doo the lights

>>149597358
No this is the schizophrenia quarantine for the sports board. Currently we are treating a canadian who has severe anger issues and is perpetually revved

>>149597358
no this is heem

>>149597373
$1800 to have a penis head. Do yt pipo really?

>>149597358
Combat sports but we occasionally combat mental illness

>>149597358
Combat sports general.

>>149597358
Fuck no!

>>149597358
we dont watch that crap here

>>149597358
no this is the mma thread

>>149597375
nah that was just me doin a quick heem check
no sneed
no spammy
I need to pull my weight around here

when you do not the light sir

>>149597439
Shut the fuck up, idiot.

>>149597424
Bodied that freak.

>>149597448
pardon me?

>>149597453
hats off to agent47 protecting that pawg milf from an active threat

>>149597480
When Jake dropped 47 year old Anderson Silva, I knew mma was done.

>>149597497
twood tanked that shit

>>149597480
>>149597497
>>149597513
niggas gonna have to fight actual boxers now since he's fuckin ranked 13th or something by the wba

Rostem Akman got flatline KO'd again lmfao

The ring girl line up has been announced for MAGA Presents: UFC 360. A love letter to the American People

>>149597513
When Jake Paul TKO'd Cowboy's last good win I knew mma was done

>>149597544
2>>>3>>4>>>>>1

professional fight league

>>149597544
Mom 2 for me ill fucking fight you

PFL isn't real

Who are WE rooting for?

>>149597624
why did he kept punching the guy after he was already unconscious?

>>149597689
Liverdaddy

>>149597689
Joe "sugar" Rogan already ducked sadly

>>149597690
He was trying to wake him up

just remembered Hermansson get fucking killed kek
that shit was funny as fuck

People wanted Paul Harris' head on a pike but love Robocop it's racism.

>>149597689
Joe "call the cops" Rogan

>>149597689
Joe Rogan is a zesty pensioner who hasn't seen combat since his brutal Newton Open TKD tournaments.

That nigga Robocop dies every other fight too guy lost the contender series to Jordan Williams kek

Joe rogan likes to flex that he can fight but he's got a little sugar in his tank

LiverKing sends RAPE threats to Joe Rogan "One way or another I'm going to have you"

Dire news, Ben Askren has rejected his new lungs

>>149597810
Both Joe and Dana are hated by their parents two little weasels.

Joe practices semen retention in his rectum

the only time I've ever seen Rogan do anything was that clip from Eddie bravos gym where he gullotines some 15v year old kid and walked around after like that was so cool all the while eddies sitting on the floor with his legs crossed not saying anything.

wtf a line cook heemed julianna pena in an alley then heemed himself shortly after

Rogan Sr. doesn't even own gorilla kettlebells. What does he know about heart?

Ohhhh!

>>149597883
Joe definitely left out the blowjob part

>>149597919
Fer sure

>>149597883
>3 minutes
Joe knows how to work that thang

I feel good, get the fuck out my face
Look good, but she don't got no taste
I walk in, walked out with the safe
Mando, let me know what the play

holy kek
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v8kit2oAvXE?feature=share

>>149597883
You know there is no love without sex right?

>>149597862
Is he aware he needs them?

>>149596433
tanked that shit

>>149598003
Wish I could get that time back. Could use it to take a piss or something.

>>149598062

>>149598062
I see Nina, I dont watch
Simple as

>>149597883
>Rogan will just sit fearfully in silence in the corner of the sauna if your reveal your meng to him
good to know

>>149598101
Joe will give you sloppy toppy no doubt

>>149596157
We hate pisslam and khabitch.

who da fook is dat guy he says

>>149598149
you have the jihad flag mane wtf

Belel should be cut

What are you guys doing this weekend? I'm bored as fuck rn.

>>149594652 (OP)
I just met Ilia Topuria

>>149598282
KWAM (kek what a midget)

>>149594652 (OP)
Topuria let me hold his belt in the sleeve..

>>149598266
I'll be throwing back white claws in an effort to drown out my children.

>>149598282
Why is his face always scrunched up like that

>>149598266
Watching movies and cooking. Gonna make burgers and fries in a bit maybe throw on a fight

He was sitting in first class with his son

>>149598343
Pedopuria

Do you guys think Topuria's kid is all there in the head? I feel like he might have some sort of Autism or ADHD

>>149598318
what do you mean?

Where are you flying?

>>149598311
fucking kek

>>149598412
Back home to Madrid

>>149598387
That's just how spanish speakers are.

>>149598387
>>149598343
Wood. Chipper.

>>149598452
He mostly speaks Georgian, his spanish is so bad, he doesnt even have the Spain accent, he talks choppy

>>149598472
>I wish me dad was Ilia

>>149598472

>>149598311
Poor girl the shades are brutal

>>149598311
holy fuck its hunter schaefer whats he doin there?

what you guys want on your burger

they linked up

I AM UNBANNED NOW AND READY TO HEEM ANYONE WHO WANTS IT

>>149598767
Why'd you get banned?

>>149598743
American cheese, honey BBQ sauce, lettuce, mango, pickles, and mayo

>>149598497
He was right

>>149598743
mayo, cheese, and diced onions

>>149598817
Grown ass man talking about honey bbq sauce

>>149598817
nigga said honney bbq sauce

>>149598743
ketchup and pickles

>>149598817
littlest bro puts mango on his burger

>>149598817
this nigga carry honey bbq in his purse just in case

>>149598743
This is my personal choice burger, I usually cook one up on the weekends

>>149598767
I got banned for a month recently, had some time to think of my actions but I forgot what I did.

>>149598798
I think it was a post I made on /tv/, and I was wrongfully banned. It was some thread about young actresses, and me being a heemer was drunk and said Christina Ricci's tits in Prozac Nation were fantastic. She was 20 years old in that film, but I think janny just blanket banned everyone in that thread. btw there's no reason to watch that movie either, I only know it exists cause of her tits

>>149598817
you the only reason sweet baby rays stay in business

>>149598945
Are they from africa

>>149598938
jfc

if I walked into a room containing the podcast of brendan schaub and michael chandler I'd probably fucking vomit from the sheer disgust of retardation and cuckoldry

did you import them from africa or were they domestic blacks?

>>149598743
gauda and aiole

>>149598945
>>149598959
i got banned for a month for making the dana white assassination meme

>>149599306
Deserved. Little faggot.

>>149598743

bacon and blue cheese, pretty please daddy

rec me something to watch

>>149599443
You Should Have Left

>>149599306
WE LOVE DANA HERE!

>>149599306

>>149599443
Double Impact starring Jean Claude Van Damme as himself and his twin brother, it's got kino blonde tits in it as well

>>149599443
boss baby 2

>>149599551
JCVD also exposes himself to a young Macaulay Culkin whom later marvels at the size of his meng.

>>149599384
>>149599510
>>149599545
FUCK DANA

>>149599630

>>149599443
watcha in the mood for buddy?

>>149599443
Handgun [1994]

and lobster you're gone

why did he do it? why?

chiraq mma
https://youtu.be/_TUMdM_-jfQ

>>149599861
>security doesnt know who he is

I scored it 50-45 JDM

>>149599903
they finna remember the name on jah

Jon Jones loves his face plastered by Dagestani yum yum cream

>>149597544
who is mom 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhVLyeXwTlY

oblock drillers include belal muhammad, jared gordon, matt mitrione, beastin25/8 and cm punk

I am not clicking that video because Ilya Topturo is a midget spanish bitch BAPBAPBAPBAP

doo thinks cum is yum yum cream

Ilia "La Leyenda de Topturo" Topuria

>america day
>they have no champs

>>149600098
he is Georgian and therefore American

>>149600141
they have kayla harrison

heems so much better when the retards arent here

do you think they'll do a special octagon for UFC Whitehouse with only the UFC logo and some American flags or something? Or will they do the usual octagon covered in corposlop sponsorships paid for by jews which would be even more American ironically?

>>149600141
Independence Day b we're independent of the belts

r/heem is dead when pakibong isn't here, I fear.

>>149600200
I hope Arianny comes out and takes a big poop in the middle of the octagon while Bruce Buffer does a fortnite dance

brits get two whole champs and they get all uppity

haha heem

>>149600246
do u have the webm of him throwing a body kick i fucking died laughing

necessary super

>>149600246
HAHAHAHA
fucking DAWG
WOOOF WOOOF WOOF

>>149600284
no

I'd be fine if Jean Silva died in a horrible manner how about you guys

TOP DOG tomorrow lads it’s a bbbbbeast

>>149600365
I'd be okay with simply because there are too many silvas, 12 in the UFC alone.

>>149600404
isn't that the announcer? I hope he heems.

>>149600409
gordon relied way too much on his chin and we got to see it crack in real time

>>149600409
Reebok era

weeeeeeeeeeee! *thud*

>>149600522
I was amazed to see that Silva was still around, he's pretty kino too.

>>149600409
that's why I don't much care for UFC as it is now, it was bad enough in the 2000's with the brazilians now everyone is some foreign fucking bum that has less skill than a tuf 1 contestant

>>149600463
he's the founder too b we affectionately refer to him as "the dawlg" here
alex terrible is a famous singer from some screamo band
pretty dangerous fight though he might get heemed honestly, he broke his nose like 3 weeks ago too

>>149600610
Amerisissies can't compete

>>149600624
That's cool Ill tune in since there's fuck all on tomorrow

>>149600584
THIS is the guy to beat Ilia?

>>149600661
will drop the stream link just before it goes live tomorrow b, 4pm bong time

He still thinks there's a chance of this actually happening kek

>>149600629
the last American champion was an openly proud gay black man that enjoyed steroids drugs and drinking and has probably actually killed 40 fat white women he met at Applebee's. America really hasn't got much going on for itself

The game lost its soul when Lionheart laid his gloves down and retired.

America's last champion went the distance with Anthony Smith.

Nigger nigger niggers

If Arman got rocked by a punch from a random, Topuria got kneed by Herbert, and Islam got Ko'd a random, then which fighter at lightweight is actually good?

Bro looks like Freddy the Ferret

>>149600898
you're a weird cunt rod

>>149600872
BJ Penn

>>149600872
That's the thing, they're all cans, it's scripted

>>149600903
For having eyes and pattern recognition?

>>149600898
Why don't people like Topuria marry people like Kayla Harrison and produce heem machines?

there may never be another black ufc champion

>>149600859
Oh yeah?

>>149600856
Not many men can say that

>>149600973
Kayla likes tall dudes

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SAY YOU WANT TO STUFF HUGO FEET FIRST INTO A WOODCHIPPER AND WATCH THE IMPELLER SLOWLY SUCK HIM UP!!!!!!!!!

>>149600976
Payton Talbot, Malcolm wellmaker, Abdul Hassan, Jared cannonier, jacobe smith, Terrance McKinney, and possibly Khalil rountree would like a word

>>149600954
no for being obsessed with fighter's kids

Bruh

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
IT'S ALL OVER
RUSH HOLLOWAY HAS AVENGED HIS FATHER AND KNOCKED OUT HUGO TOPURIA
I CAN NOT BELIEVE WHAT I'VE JUST SEEN

>>149600787
this is how chandler stays at the top. if he had actually fought ppl like a normal ufc fighter, he wouldve fizzed out and been retired by now after losing his last 3.
hes a top 15 gatekeeper at best

>>149601033
the obsession is 1 post? is the obsession in the thread with us right now

>>149601064
Chandler is like 0-5 actually

>>149601031
>Abdul Hassan
You're just making stuff up now

The white house idea is stupid, but the UFC should have big cards every 4th of July.

ufc white house: muhammad vs levy
settle it for good

One day we will all get to throw Hasbulla into a woodchipper and it will be a fantastic day

>>149601091
he trains at Xtreme couture and beat up Cody brundage

>>149601031
Usman has the best chance actually

>>149601082
3rd time you've posted the kid in this thread alone rodney

>>149601093
It wouldn't do big numbers, isn't everyone out getting shitfaced with their friends/family and setting off fireworks?

>there is literally no one in the crowd for the PooFL main event, 3/4ths of the arena is empty
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK just shut it down

>>149601258
its the main event too pfft ahahahahahaa

>>149601249
more like sitting in their houses listening to the illegal mexicans setting off fireworks and having a good time and they should my tax dollars go to making sure their obese goron looking asses can fuck off all day long and then celebrate a day they have zero claim to

>>149601258
How many times is another company gonna try and compete with the UFC in the American market before people get the message that it's doomed to fail?

UFC 1776: Strickland vs Covington

>>149601031
>Malcolm wellmaker, Abdul Hassan, jacobe smith

>Malcolm Wellmaker
>Name clearly implies he makes wells
>Is actually a welder
Who writes this shit?

Jacobe Smith looked like utter shit against niko price lmao gets gatekept by magny

>>149601342
Who's the shylock?

Malcolm Wellmaker? You mean Payton Talbott's next victim?

>>149601423
he's fighting topturo next

payton talbott was the only competent non-40 year old on that list and his fate is losing to brazilians until he moves up to 145 to lose to more brazilians

?

>>149601377
etymology derives from weldmaker

>>149601517
>drinking while pregnant
Stupid whore

cant believe little joey b got to bust a fat nut in olivi

>>149601581
We dont know that

>>149601544
hahah totally trolled you lolololol

talmbout?

PvZ's butthole vs Miesha Tate's Butthole no time limit

>>149601517
When was the last year Dee wasn't pregnant?

I just got unbanned but I might have to post a female butthole, it's just one of those days

>>149601689
yeah

>>149601782
God Bless McGregor

>page 3

It's over

>>149601782
Dee is the epitome of what a woman should be, a baby factory that always supports her husband with a smile on her face when in public

Dee was thinking about Dustdaddy after UFC 257 and 264

putting pregnant olivi in a deep body triangle

Topuria looks like Freddy the Ferret

>>149601880
bappa this is a family holiday we aren't sliding of the catalog on a weeknight like /box/

>>149601782
I would throw the kid off the boat and then lay my head on her fat belly and listen to her fart

I hope DDP retires the inbred Khamzat.

got hiccups what do i do

>>149602017
*BOO*

But we agreed Ilia was scared on reddit >:(

Sex with Alexa Grasso.

Topiglet ran away from her Movdaddy while squealin' for Slamdaddy slop

>>149602017
throw a crisp right hand directly to your throat

>>149602017

Hi spammy!

we cannot.

>>149602031
After Max heemed Gaethje? Yeah he was

Ilia Ilia Ilia

Get a room to suck him off in already faggots

>>149602017
i just hold my breath and it goes away

>>149601119
LEAVES ALL OF HIS OPPONENTS WITH THEIR EYES OPEN. NOBODY DOES THAT

>>149602134
That's the look of disdain for plebs read about the Roman empire you fucking pissant

Made another 'za.

>>149601119
Like a lion in his prime who just took over the pride as head alpha

Duladaddy finna have Adam Piggit squealing

>>149602189
This guy fucks

>>149602189
looks cool bro but wrong board >>>/ck/

>>149601907
Sexist shitlord much?

ayo mexibro, i'm doing a minor in english and have to take a class on chicano literature with a focus on sandra cisnero. what am i in for?
this is heem related because bad writing can really knock you out

>>149602231

Paddy will fake injury he knows he is a fucking dead man walking

*zestily pushes you*

>>149602237
Uhh juan rulfo?? I dont know who she is meng sorry

>>149602189
>'za.

>>149602272
Not easy to push when you’ve got a UFC championship belt over each shoulder b

>>149602146
heemers
enjoy
el
matador

>>149602276
she's got an anthology of poems called "Loose Woman" so I'm thinkin she's a little minx

>>149602189
i want

I think I'm Smiff

2 weem of the year candidates on one this morning

>aspinall announces he has a fight date and an opponent
>jones re-enters the testing pool on the same day
He’s such a little bitch lmaooooo

>>149602300
This is it. The post of the year WOW phenomenal post.

>>149602237
why are you asking the messican about chicanos b

>>149602431
bones derangement syndrome

>>149602447
maybe he has some family on this side

not many are considering if charles was already buzzed from earlier shots when he walked into the final punch. ilia had just hit him with some huge thudding hammers about 20 seconds earlier. and he was bleeding from his face. and getting spammed with jabs. i think he was stunned at the whole fight and wasn't thinking too well.

My sources tell me that Jon Jones vs Derrick Lewis is to headline UFC Fight for Freedom

>>149602499
that's an awful lot of words to say "ilia heemed"

what was Charles thinking about in that place beyond time and space?

>>149602499
That wouldn't really matter
He walked in to a right hand while trying to blitz forward. That's death no matter what.

>>149602524
not really, charle won the blitz with an elbow earlier in the fight. illy said he saw in his face that charle was hurt on the ground so he decided to stand up

>>149602514
why the crowd titties tho?

Pussies

What sauce goes hard on a burger?

>>149602514
>I hope his nuthuggers don't call this a KO, clearly I'm still conscious

>>149602503
I'm hearing that its jamahal hills heavyweight debut instead

>>149602630
it must be le honey bbq sauce

>>149602630
chipotle

i cannot settle for low resolution analysis. these details define future outcomes. if you want to repeat a heem recipe then you must remember all the ingredients.

>>149602689
pretty weak strap game on that watch

>>149602189
Add some canned tuna next za

me to phil brooks haters

Me to phil brooks haters

What a loser no fun having cuck you are tranitor.

>>149602863
why france

>>149602863
proxy off fagit

I bet there isn't a single one of you newfag cazzies in this thread right now that is watching the Napoleon Blownapart live debut of the Lineal Heavyweight saga. Because you're all fucking newfag cazzies. Fucking pussy bitches.

Maycee Barber pissed in my ass in 23

>>149602877
im watching skyrim battles with my niggas coral springs and brendan schaub

>>149602863
Wait until you realize that mod is also the person spamming gay brazza daddy rape bullshit 8+ hours daily on their VPN.

>le mma youtubers xD

>>149602873
he's French Canadian ay

>>149602891
new coral
https://youtu.be/VCNMXj5Zke0

>>149602905
fat retards hands just keep getting chubbier never watching that shit fuck coral

>>149602863
you're really slipping spams you'd never openly admit to using vpn in the past

>le newfag cazzies who have been watching mma for 3 - 5 years xD

>>149602915
it's muscle and he'd contort your body into a pretzel and rape your corpse

>>149602936

>omg did you guys see what lucas tracey said xD

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gqRRvDHnbFs?feature=share

which one of you niggas made this video to answer my question from the other day?
>>149569043

>>149602891
They arent all bad
https://youtu.be/xWm3atD1gRo?si=Cya8l-CLV5Ssd-Ux
Would've been much funnier if he randomly put roundtree in the klan

>>149602948
It's amazing how Ilia instantly recognized "oh he's just fucking dead" as soon as he saw the feint. Most MMA fighters would freak out and back up instead of trusting their positional strength and defense

Imagine being such a newfag cazzie that you'd lump MMA historians like Napoleon Blownapart in with "MMA youtubers" like MMAguru or Lucas Tracey. Imagine being so fucking new and uneducated that you'd even open you newfag cazzie mouth about shit you have no idea about. Lol could never be me, but yeah, this is 4chan so absolutely no surprise here.

>>149602873
It's random b
>>149602875
Kys
>>149602918
Not spammy, just using 4chán Ð0Ť ĝ4y since the tranny mods can't do anything to stop it except impotently trying to hide it with word filters

>>149602863
yet more proof that most flags on heem are fake and one mentally ill loser trying to post as multiple personalities

>>149602976
The feint was telegraphed asf

ufc champion fights are scripted

>>149602887
Kek

>not spammy

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

why did we get heemed?

>>149603429
>>149603429
>>149603429
new non janned up edition------->

Janny are you okay? Are you okay?

Are you okay janny?