Thread 149630085

OOOHHHHHH

ginge from fart end

shit thread

Petavious
>>149620358

Third for Finland

3st for dook

Heeminder to never assault women

ima finna heem this incel penguin

Josh Emmet is basically densely packed Ngannou.

so what you're saying is that josh emmett will be in the pfl soon

The only man to get to a decision with Topuria

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.

SOON

>>149630219
Emmett won the fight and the story im afraid

Emmett is 40. Time to retire.

>>149630219
Emmm...

>>149630258
Eminem

>>149630196
GFL called.

just how good is lerone murphy?

>>149630270
The pride of England. I say he gets slept by Silva or subbed by Movsar, hell even Bryce would rape him/

>>149630270
Wish ledaddy busted my bacon bussy with his BBC

SHOIGU
WHERE ARE MY BULLETS

no fighter that's shit enough to get cut by the ufc is ever going to come back and win a championship

>>149630280
>subbed by Movsar
pahahahahahahah

>>149630296
moreno already did

UK "warriors":: Lerun Murphy, Laydown Edwards, Michael venom "MVP Venom Page?
Sean Brady clears all three of these bums in the same night.

1# P4P
Best looking fighter
Has the best looking wife who is rich btw
Most entertaining fighter
Coolest fighter

Did i miss anything?

>>149630316
those are africans

>>149630310
>>interim champ is the only real gold hes tasted
I cant even laugh, its just sad

>>149630331
hits less hard than Dan Ige

>>149630296
Several fighters have already done that

>>149630336
Yea sure bud and I would like to claim Alex Morono as a Europeen... Reality is harsh and cruel to you sissies ik sosrry.

>>149630359
name them

>>149630365
Moreno, Lawler to start

America's last champion was a black homosexual who passed up the biggest payday of his career and vacated his belt because he was afraid of a Brit.

>>149630338
meant this for >>149630315

>>149630365
Matt Hughes, Werdum,

>>149630395
bro what are you doing

>>149630395
Nvm fuck I dont know who meant it for.
end of strory bumspinall got simulated by a can

>>149630395
JON FUCKING JONES was a UFC WORLD CHAMPION at the same time tom aspinall was SUBBED by STUART AUSTIN

>>149630395
>>149630416
you have cte

Please don’t swear in your posts. There’s no nobility in it.

>>149630395
THE bjj black belt?

>>149630296
Werdum and Moreno off the top of my head

tom got subbed by a can? no way thats crazy so it'll be an easy payday for jones right?

Only the 110 IQ + individuals understand that Jon is letting Aspinall fight a few bums so he can get tape on him, then calculate and kill.
Should Gane last two rounds with Tommy, it's a wrap. Jon is THE analyzer and he would pick out every little detail of this fat retards limited game.

>Tfw I thought UFC was on tonight
Please tell me there's something on tonight.

>>149630464
yeah

>>149630331
Still 5'7 though

Gane Limit Break

>>149630468
I already know this

>>149630442
I wear that as a badge of honor thank you very muich. I am 2-1 on sherdog wbu? pussy faggot ass bitch? If anyone here can prove themselves i will too

Jon Jones? The former UFC fighter?

Jon Jones will turn 38 years old on July 19, 2025.

whats your snap faggot

>>149630468
Holy cope

>>149630490
thong sandals wearing fag

>Jones is just waiting for himself to become fully geriatric and Tom to enter his prime so when he gets flatlined in R1 he has an immediate excuse
High level shit

jon jones should be permabanned from /sp/

>>149630517
Yo thats kinda weard how did you know i was wearing sandals?
MODS BAN THIS GUY ^^^ HES A VIOLENT HACKER!!!

I am forgotten

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k6DoHuZMZD0 Luke Thomas schools a cazoid

Wow its actually 9pm in the next day LMAO I thought i was still on my the fourth. Jesus fucking christ. Yikes.
never do cocaine unelss your goby

me after reading one post on /heem/

a vintage luke just dropped

leave jones to me

>>149630557
His name?

>>149630584
hey I jsut that viden too wtf

ben askren will be confined to an iron lung :fire: :fire:

WMMA ain't going anywhere.

What gets me is that Kanye is a victim of COCSA yet they so readily bump New God Flow

Ben askrens wife has decided to pull the plug per Ariel Helwani

I miss Alex Pereira.

The crusher of Clitia

>>149630657
You're a fucking dirtbag ma-

>>149630596
>96
so close...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3ksSO0Z3t4
yeah fer shur this is the guy to beat ilia

>>149630673
That stick is only 6' tall btw

When's Umar fighting?

What are the chances of garth winning over tapturo?

>>149630769
a million

Under the right circumstances, I would heem Ilia

>>149630766
whenever the next schaubu schaubi card is

>>149630766
umar doesn't fight

>>149630766
next pfl event

Khabib had Umgar honor killed

PIG DOWN!!!!

>>149630863
Nah but he did slap his ass and made him clean the gym a few times

>>149630876
fucking ai slop

>>149630876
brazzacels call this an early stoppage and ngl i get it i want to pigslam's head pounded into mush too

>>149630876
Ever since that day he made sure to get his IV vitamins before every fight

>>149630909
>When the store employee says someone else came in and bought the last of the Kvass 10 minutes ago

Schaub would have saved those campers in Texas

>>149631082
its just wadder

>>149631109
fiziev? more like fizzle

>>149631095
why didnt he? he lives there now

>>149631109
michael chandler esque showing by fiziev against gaethje

>>149631109
justin looked so slow and weak in that fight and still schooled that bum

Bo Niggle

>>149631109
beautiful jab fizzy

>>149631109
muay frucken thai dude

gane

>>149631220
i’ve been saying this for years

>>149631109
Garth heeming apturo just makes sense

>>149631163
fiziev took the fight on like a weeks notice
full camp fiziev heems gaethje he's gigaflushed was shitting his pants and dipping his head the whole time, he's afraid to take a shot after the max heem

>>149631240
>full camp fiziev heems gaethje
who’s gonna tell him

>>149631270
i live in the present b

>>149631262
tony and charles ate these shots

what kind of dumb name is gay chi anyways

>>149631286
he can only hypothetically heem a guy he lost to three years ago (with a full camp) only because he’s gigaflushed but not on short notice otherwise he’ll get 30-27ed and look terrible but with a full camp he could hypothetically heem him. what’s your point fiziev is a bum even if that were true

Ruffy ducked Gamrot
add another to the list

I've always felt like Fiziev is a bad stylistic matchup for Charlee

>>149631348
>30-27ed
29-28 on all 3 cards with fiziev winning the first thoughbeit

Gamrot had people thinking that Dariush was a world beater

either beneil and gamrot are good or the lightweight division sucks both can't be true

>>149631109
ngl I can see why Islam ducked

>>149631523
the lightweight division sucks and it always has

Dariush squeaked out a decision on a poisoned Gamrot, I'm not counting that as a win of any sort.

Gamort

Where does Holloway belong in the lw ranking

>>149631600
He's retired b

>>149631600
lol

heeminder gaethje was like #2 when they fought and the fucking retards ranked max at #9

>>149631660
Rankings haven't mattered since ever but especially since the muslim era.

what do you want to do?

>>149631600
hasn't had a real fight in it yet, and wont after dustin either, so i'd say around where pico is against evloev...... or pitbull against yair, or that fag that got smoked by bautista.

ufc fans can't understand that justin v max was cool, but it wasn't an MMA fight. same with dustin versus max. its just for views and coolness factor. just all boxing, thats all there's gonna be unless dustin goes for guillotine.

>>149631685
tu mama

>>149631701
you are unfathomably retarded

Finna spend the next 11 hours rolling on cartoon horses

i wonder if you could beat another fighter through sheer gameplanning without training that much
i probably coulda gotten in there and did what strickland did to izzy

I wonder if you can through sheer concentrated power of will.

can what

Fuck your mom

I could definitely beat the fuck out of Ricky Turcios

Sean "The Muscle Shark" Sherk

>>149631721
let me guess, according to you toporia beats everyone else in the ufc by round 1 ko too right? lol

damn little mexibro really took that post to heart

Sexual Chocolate

>>149632020
we don't sign our posts here

>>149632037
Turn on your monitor

boy I wish I could sleep

At what age is it appropriate to heem yourself

>>149632066
take this bitch
HIYYYYYA

>>149632069
If I lay down and wake up uncomfortable and sweating again in two hours I might heem myself

theres levels in this game

my wife's in the sewer

>>149632069
How old are you b?

Imagine taking a huge swirly shit on grassos face

>*Life sucks knowing these legends will retire soon*
>bum
>bum
>another bum
>bum

very sad indeed

>>149632279
Greasy steatorrhea on Laura sanko

Did they ever find BJs family or did the clones win?

Ive actually been pretty depressed last couple days too. Probably the feds controlling our feelings with their 5G signals.

>>149632340
I'm feeling great, they've got me suped up

>>149632357
Must be nice.

>>149632251
30s

I'm in my 30's too, I've become a broken down former contender that cant even handle his booze anymore. shameful!

its the years of the boomer. All carrot heads are getting dabbed on.

year*

I'm a young buck give me advice

>>149632479
dont drop the soap haha

>>149632479
Figure it out yourself.

>>149632479
Wear a seatbelt.

Hot girl summer

>>149632479
drop that soap for me bappa

>>149632479
bet the house on a kid named bo nickal

>>149632512
There’s literally nothing stopping you from looking like that.

>>149632543
Come on man Im not feeling it today :(

>>149632479
Don't let em bully ya, son

>>149630232
its not soon. because he's going to lose you dumb cazzie. haven't you learned anything yet from you stupid picks?

pisslam went life and death with volk. never forget.

Dustin has never lost to Max, but he has also never won a fight with a belt on the line... dicey dicey

>>149632479
never chase a hoe, work on yourself, be disciplined, and enjoy the little things. chin up high b

>>149632672
He literally beat max for the interim lightweight title. Stupid dummy idiot retard cazzie.

>>149632479
keep ya head up b

>>149632699
Mickey Gall walked so Ilia could run

>>149632512
esparza is ugly as sin but this gif makes me hard as fuck for some reason

>>149632723
leave him alone man

>>149632723
Yeah we dont count participation trophies

>>149632672
>>149632723
>OHHHHHHHHHHH

>>149632701
prime JDS was a good fighter

>>149632749
He really was, he made Crocop look like such a fucking bitch I think he submitted to strikes in that fight at one point JDS just looked disgusted hitting his old ass

>>149632744
Interim title is above a bmf title, in any case. You're just too stupid. Entertain me more, monkey KEK

>>149632723
bodied that freak

>>149632748
my god he hit him with the hunting beach bbq super kick!!! DAMN HIM

BMF is more prestigious than any interim belt

>watch a youtube video for the first time
>go to leave a comment
>I already left that comment 7 years ago
mfw

>>149632759
i feel like the 2000-2010 had a great era for heavyweights, there was so much competition. JDS was well rounded and had a fun style to watch

>>149632780
WAYGOOLDOOONATE

Legendary Polish Phwooaar!!

>>149632803
Only one of us is walking out on-scathed

>>149632808
There's literally nothing stopping you from looking like her.

>>149632796
It sucked when Carwin got busted for buying truck loads of steroids and it basically ended him once JDS was finished with him. He came back looking like he had aids

>>149632824
Please stop tormenting my life.

plus it was fun to see Carwin's 380 lb steroid filled ass KO other heavyweights with baby jabs cause they still had the perfect mix of memorable heavyweight cans on the roster

you do realize the white house show is in 2026, right? you do realize tom must fight ciryl gane in the meantime, right?
you do realize ciryl gane will defend the title against jon jones at the white house and go on to have a legendary trilogy fight, right anon?

Shut up, my walk out is starting
https://youtu.be/e-syzbglE6g?si=L_LYWbxlIErtQYjf&t=52

>>149632846
>legendary trilogy fight
talmbout blaydes vs asspainal?

>>149632819
Unfortunately max can do any of those things lol his rangey feinting volume strikes are the one thing dustbin beats. ax is so pathetic. Plus he's a pedo.

>>149632837
You deserve it (and by it I mean to live your truth as a womxn)

>>149632854
No, gane will be the first to take Jones to a trilogy fight and he will win. It will be the sunset ending for MMA as a whole.

shitty day

>>149632883
Got deported?

Fighters are so pathetic. The only thing more pathetic than watching fights is participating in them, especially for money

max peehole

>>149632871
he simply has more confidence that everyone else. max literally got shook here and ate the left, whereas illia stayed in flow and threw the left
mental is a part of the game

SENSEI JAI NO!!!

dude should just fight in maori form
he just does the maori emote and reverts back to beeing himself and fights that way

>>149632920
do white new zealanders just have no culture why'd he go with this it's like me identifying as a smelly frenchman why bother

Peetah stop heeming me

>>149632887
nah I didnt sleep well

Kai should have gone with the astronaut gimmick like I told him

>>149632939
You just triggered Xadame's AGP.

Awh geez, this is worse than that time I heemed Lois

WHO'S GOT THE FIRST QUESTION

All those years I thought I had a gay uncle. Turns out when he shouted "Charlie" out every time he came it was a reference to the Viet Cong.

>>149632950
Well we will get you soon

Hey Lois remember da time I told Chris to stand up to his bullies and he got stage 7 CTE heheheheheh

I watched jacob's ladder cause there's no fights on and holy schaub that is a fucked up movie

>>149633015
*Cut to Chris killing Peter and Lois because they are clones*

>>149633018
I didnt watch it yet so dont tell me what happens

>>149633018
that shit was so cool all those scenes in the hospital were cool as fuk

>>149633022
holy DIMES

>>149633050
airball

>>149633022
they already had an episode about that

>>149633060
You must forgive me for not having superior chinese memory

>>149633023
he falls down a laddder and gets heemd
tragic stuff very shakespearisan

pantoja is the only fighter that should be close to goat status rn but everyone's all oohh islam oohhh bro topuria man like what the fuck bro

Ilia Topuria said he would knock out Charles Olivera in round 1

...holy f*king airball

>>149633069
uncalled for.

>>149633095
Uhhh you ARE chinese

>>149633081
dustin ortiz's cocksleeve? yeah no

>>149633081
no one's calling islam or topuria the goat yet
we ARE calling merab the goat though

>>149633081
I only watch wmma

>>149633124
Islam is the GOAT steroid cheat, dumb cazzie

Fuck any and all of of your games, Khabib the most unbeatable lightweight we've ever seen.
Vulvia almost died in that cage with Jai Herbert, got schooled by Volk in the first round. Don't even have to go into the fact that Jai Herbert raped "ilia topuria".

"yeah I fuck goats, what of it BITCH" - Islam Makhachev

>>149633155
Did he really say that? No cap?

>>149633018
I finished reading gravity rainbow last week and I still haven't recovered

what if bezos keeps divorcing until he becomes poor?

I'd whoop Khabib's ass at Strickfights 12

>>149633146
>Vulvia almost died in that cage with Jai Herbert
>Don't even have to go into the fact that Jai Herbert raped "ilia topuria".
bruh

Kyle "The Monster" Nelson

>>149633167
what's wild is youre mexican and im american with 200k to my name. I could walk into your country and turn it upside down.
Only speak unless your spoken to mexibro.

tibau won btw

>>149633167
They teach percentages in Mehigo b?

when did it go from being called ultimate fighting to mma

>>149633184
Brutally factual assessment, I don't fear. Khabitch has no argument to winnig that fight

>>149633183
you're both mexican
apologize to your brother
or hermano or whatever the fuck

khabitch retired the second he couldnt cut to 155 anymore, despite being in his physical prime. Not to mention he killed fazza to have an excuse

>>149633202
I am actually white with blu eyes.
i forgot what i was arguing but your not white if you have brown eyes

fazza was the 29th with gaethje was the 30th
30-0

you finna know its schizo time when they start posting their faces

khabib still took the belt from the guy
ilia took it from a special ed make-a-wish kid.
There are levels.

>>149633183
why dont you do it then pussy
>>149633192
si

didnt khabib crush a bunch of cans to get that record

>>149633212
my favorite camgirl is mexican and she looks whiter than you

khabitch physically dismantled and TOOK the belt from a reputable local realtor

>>149633237
I can just chill in my city and rake in more in salary than your entir countrys gdp

>>149633247
that's false but whatever

not your blog

>>149633254
you can only speak to me because my kind allowed you to. You was playing in mud and shit until Trump and shit gave you the internet.

>>149633212
jonah hill ahh nigga

>>149633270
bodied

ur telling me those people have their own country?

>>149633270
how did yo ufind the resto f my pciutre wtf

GANKED THAT GIBBON

at the end of the day..

>>149633270
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>149633193
The jews changed it to make it more marketable to the tv jews

Look at hugo face and try not to laugh your ass off

Prime schaub is still the goat

>>149633163
yeah I think I'm gonna watch men in black or maybe shrek or something to reverse what I just witnessed

>>149633398
FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>149633409
we don't sign our posts here

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

aw man are people gonna start (you)ing me with pics of this nigga now

warms my heart to see schaub slip into neurological degradation as he ages
cant wait to see the hand tremors

a throne of theatricality

>>149633480
that's not nice, b

Watch for that Ilia kid. He's going to places.

>>149633480
what makes you say that
he seems just about as retarded as ever

Todd Bertuzzi would cave in the back of Topturo's skull

I swear some of you retards can't even read

>>149633550
Ganesque individuals

>>149633550
I'm beyond reproach

>>149633520
ahh yes, the lineal "complete piece of shit" champion todd bertuzzi
I hope jon jones rapes him in hell

GDS

Gane Dane Sane

>>149630478
tolerable

GODS

Gooba Doodoo Snoob

Schaub

>>149633570
Steve Moore deserved that, never hit a Canadian mans Swede.

I wish I had a chili dog with onions right now, but I don't so...BAPBAPBAPBAP

i think the ufc would be better if they did two events per month instead of four

>>149633520
based
i was at that game, had no real comprehension of what happened at the time but it was insane

>>149633602
took a dive
clearly hit the top of his shoulder

>>149633614
explain how that would make the ufc better

I'm still not convinced that he's not just a greasy wop fuckface
was his technique even that good? maybe moore just has a soft baby head, he is canadian after all

you guys could be 76% richer now if you invested in tko when it went public

>>149633648
part of the problem with modern UFC is oversaturation and too many events. When UFC was in the golden years you might get a card a month but you had time to plan for it and look forward to it. I don't think I've ever even seen an Apex card but I bet there's been dozens of them

why is heem so dead? The Black Beast is fighting a young hungry prospect this weekend.

>>149633687
man don't put it like that that sounds so nasty and gay

>>149633648
>>149633669 said it well
extreme oversaturation

Daily cards would solve the stagnant divisions problem

>>149633690
you just implied the young prospect was hungry for BBC cum!

don't know about all that but I dropped a brown beast in the toilet this morning

>>149633669
>>149633697
what they need to do is get rid of all the absolute shitters on the roster and start signing real talent instead of contender series cans

>>149633777
Like who?

>>149633006
talmbout this dude?

UFC never recovered from getting rid of Mike Goldberg

>>149633808
this guy heemed usman

punching a raped canadian bitch in the back of the head doesn't make you a heemster

>>149633840
yeah but it's funny

there's a difference between a heemster and a heemer

>>149633872
elaborate

GET OFF ME BITCH

Padre nuestro que estas en el cielo

schaub v tito
who ya got?

>>149633941
santificado sea tu nombre

Heil Hitler

Kevin Nash fue violado en el abrasador verano de 1992, temo que...

>>149633935
now imagine a giga burns... who is actually good at fighting

>>149633942
Prime Tito was a top 10 all time fighter. He'd win easily.

>>149633961
lamentablemente es verdad

just realised sam alvey is going to have to fight robelis despaigne
lmfao

>>149633995
he's gonna get murdered but I really hope he doesn't

>>149633953
all my niggas heemsters nigga heil tito

we cannot follow them

Samuel "K-1 Killer" Alvin

more like Gay-1 lol that shit sucks ass xd

And listen, 'cause the story that I'm tellin' is true
'Cause I was there with Billy Jacobs, and I raped Kevin too
And now the Devil follows me everywhere that I go

wolfpac bros we just can't catch a break

Croatian clit cage status: exploded

>>149634124
the japs literally called him donkey kong

Cro "The croatian sensation" Cop

is it true what they say about the mma guru? he's never gotten a single mma prediction wrong?

paddy is a bad matchup for topuria. can topuria handle the aggressive wrestling and size difference?

>>149634147
Yes and everything he says about Jon Jones is also true.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH PADDY THE BAAADDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYY

hand sanatiza boiiiiiii

>>149634149
it's conceivable that an iron chin onslaught of hugs could exhaust ilia. but i think it's more likely that ilia solves the puzzle within a round or two and gets back into his usual routine. i think pretty quickly even a guy with an iron chin would get thrown off their gameplan.

HE FOCKIN SENT TOPTURO FLYIN

>>149634314
that's what i've been sayin man

paddy is for sure the interesting matchup to me, though. he's the only one i could imagine nate diaz'ing his way to a win.

the spanish Frankie Edgar!!!

What makes normally a cool and masculine sport attract such goddamn queens as fans. Everyone here talks like fags and obsesses about bodies and grapple positions rather than fight. This entire 'general' is filled with gay talk.

>>149634394
get that thong out yo bussy playa

>gane posts this
>a week later trump announces the ufc white house card
coincidence? i think not

Trump bows to the Boganeoffs
in contact with aliens
rumored to possess psychic abilities
control france with an iron fist

>>149634394
this boy DDPs is full and stinkin

>>149630129
that looks so gay. how can mmgayfags watch that with a straight face.

>>149634394
I unironically want to have sex with another man.

>>149634533
call it whatever you want
these gladiators could strangle you to death with one hand

>>149634618
I could beat up both of those faggots.

>>149634668
>blinds you with piss and heems you
protect yourself at all time

>>149634705
why are the topuria siblings so attractive

Just read up on lung transplants. Even in the best case scenario, you have to take immunosuppressive drugs daily, or the body starts to attack the foreign tissue within 3 days and in a weak your body heems the lungs. Grim.
Asskrin's lung debacle is LITERALLY, 100% ABSOLUTELY Herb Dean's fault. Not even memeing. If Herb would have not made the error of stopping the Robbie Lawler fight, or had restarted it instead, Askren would have lost the fight and Lawler would have fought Meng next. Askren would have stuck around being a can or journeyman and remained in the sport at least 4 more fights, maybe way more. If that happens, he would not have broken his rib like he did to puncture his lung and get staph. It just would not have happened. It IS Herb Dean's fault.

Tonybros, we are so back. Total /box/fags death on august 30

why didn't this occur to me before
bring tony back to the ufc for a title shot against ilia

>>149634960
Many have suggested this

I've already won

A NORMAL MMA EVENT IN ITALIA

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751706649933656.mp4

KING OF THE STREET BANNED FROM FRANCE

FOR INCELISM

https://www.france24.com/en/france/20250704-should-france-s-incel-threat-be-treated-like-terrorism

>>149634944
Fantastic news fratello hh

>>149634944
Fantastic news fratello humble henry

Just now I tried to mindshift my brain into that of a Chimaevcel. When I, in the state of a Chimaevcel, pictured DDP, I became worried. He seemed too strong. My confidence in Chimaev's wrestling lessened. I saw Chimaev go for the takedown and DDP simply get the underhooks and shrug him off, to the ground.

Oh wow! I can't wait to see Deerrick Lewis fight! What a meaningful and substantive fight that will be for the division! Thanks, Dana!

>>149635692
i will die laughing if it turns out khamzat can't control big dric whatsoever

>>149635470
Holy base when do frogs commit incelistic terror attacks?

>>149635777
Same. It's a distinct possibility.

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>Dayna bad... You have to ask for dey more money. you are worth gorillian dolla! Neeva let them tell you different.
How long until his fellow Cameroonian brotha starts whispering in his ear??

Breaking down the ethnic group of the Dagestani fighters
>Islam
Lek
>Ankalaev
Avar
>Imavov
Kumyk
>Umar
Avar

>>149635896
>Tagir
Avar
>Gaziev
Avar
>Abus
Kumyk
>Rizvan
Darginet

>>149635896
I was the first one to bring this up

>>149635904
>Shara
Avar
>Ikram
Lezgin
>Salikhov
Kumyk
>Said
Avar
>Khizriev
Avar

>>149635922
Zabit was Akhvakh

>>149635896
kek the pisslamic caucasus brazzas consider second cousins to be entirely different "ethnic groups"

I'm Maori

I'm 100% Maori. The name's Jack Winstaple. Pleasure to meet ya! I'll have to go inside soon. The sun is strong!

>>149635938
It's a way for mutts over there to make believe they have some sort of heritage. Sad, really. Poor brazzas.

>>149635972
Maxs name is literally Jerome Holloway, hes Hawaiin. Colonial names mean nothing

Come to think of it, doing the haka is perfect for a glory hole.

What happened man.. why did she do it..

>>149635798
https://www.rfi.fr/en/france/20250702-france-charges-18-year-old-for-planning-attacks-in-first-incel-terrorism-case

>>149635997
Lets hope the next one succeeds.

>>149635896
>brazza
>brazza
>brazza
>brazza
>>149635904
>brazza
>brazza
>brazza
>brazza
>>149635922
>brazza
>brazza
>brazza
>brazza
>brazza
i fear, sadly

>>149636014
Modern day shroud of Turin

Bros been Glazing since 2021

>>149636020
They are afraid of incels and killing themselves in mass !

>>>/pol/509640468
>>>/pol/509640468
>>>/pol/509640468

Why does Ortega braid his hair when he fights? He looks like a faggot, just put Gel on your shit or let it bounce like Henry Cejudo

many meng

>>149636022
dont be racist, volkanovski

Why did Alistair Overeem's daughter turn trans.. Bro is an MMA Legend (pioneer, not skill), the roids made him only have daughter (6 six daughters, 0 songs) and he got blessed with a son now.. wow

>>149635996
I wish I could have saved her. Cute gooks being suicidal breaks my heart.

WE CANT

>>149636122
bro would waste a wish on an asian, whiteboys are strange

You now remember the "Giga Kick"

meng has risen

>>149636040
No background story plus its ukraine or russia so who cares.

ngl ortega is one good looking caveman

Jeff Molina

Goodbye brazzas...

>>149635996
Who's the skirt

>>149636360
fuckin casual
>>149636359
What Islam was doing the 2 years off from the Ramos fight to the Dober fight

Bro is so happy, he's always dancing, posting 40 instagram stories

Caio was invited to Poatan's early birthday

Prates bros.. they didn't fuckin invite us

Poatan needs to stop cutting his hair for the fights

>>149636513
The one time he didn't shave his head for a UFC fight, he went to decision with Bruno Silva

>>149630150
Bro got blessed bicep, tricep and shoulder genetics

>>149630331
>#1 P4P
Not even Top 2. Islam and Merab above him
>Best looking fighter
Bro looks like an NPC since he started trimming his beard and cutting his hair low + beard hides his SoiJak chini
>Best looking wife
Literally super bogged and 0 tits or ass
>Most entertaining
Bro is extremely innactive and barely throws punches.
>Coolest fighter
how? because he has le tattoos?

38 year old raped bitch AGPoatan

>>149636570
thats because of the divorce, he said in the post fight.. yall dont remember THAT lore though

AGP ACK-alaev

gane has the cards

A cooler looking fighter has never existed..

Champkalaev albeit

AGP ACK-laev forgot to take his much needed estrogen medicaiton. Much like pakitranny I fear

>>149636648
He looked so fucking good at Middleweight, he was so lean and tight, too bad he was old when he came to the UFC and couldn't hold up anymore

>>149636668
are you gay or something?

Has anyone else noticed that Poatan has little ass teeth? Like his teeth are individually realy small and you can see his gums a lot

PeRoevWade greased his bacon bussy and Magodaddy still porked it

>>149636586
cope, dork

>>149636681
No, he just looked cool. I'd rather watch fighters with good builds fights than skinny fat looking dudes or blobs

>>149636688
When they drop the fight on YouTube and I can clip all the Poatan highlights you guys are cooked

No ufc this week made me seethe hard. Now im watching a 7 hour interview

>>149636685
It's called having normal teeth. Majority of people in the ufc have disgusting looking veneers.

Dustin Gaethje

>>149636722
Good luck with that

they will devour us

>>149636668
for sure thick solid tight keep us updated

Pakitranny forgot to take xer sepsis meds for her botched sex change. I fear xe will end up like Ben Askren

>>149636732
poatan doesnt have regular teeth, you can tell he was either malnourished or they rotted from Alcohol

>>149636786
Alcohol is a sterilant you imbecile.

>>149636806
sub to pewdiepie in big 2025

*cures your homosexuality*

AGPoatan stays in chastity for his Magodaddy I fear

>>149636826
wish i could cure her homosexuality

>>149636866
She takes enough clits in her life buddy

>>149636887
thats not funny, gustafsson

we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-pqRxFr_iA

>>149636904
Fuck im all cozy tho

I'll kick your ass, kid.
What did you say?
That's right!
Shut up!
Ugh!

I stink of minge

Damn I love being white

>>149636957
You stink of dookie dementia diaper dingleberries

>>149636982
Samsung screen on and deliver the poppadoms

Gane will heelhook Tom Reddit

>>149636974
does dana white love being white thats the real question

I love murdering Dana White

Has anyone noticed that, since I said "I HATE JON JONES," he's no longer considered "HOT"?

It would be fitting for Topuria to go and lose to Islam to finish his Conor McGregor emulation.

>>149637118
he need to lose to a popular journeyman first tho

>>149637146
It's weird how well Paddy fits into the Nate role for Ilia. Makes me believe this shit is actually scripted

Reminder that Nate was the #5 Lightweight in the world when he fought Conor

>>149637167
mma is a work brother nhh

let slip, please o lord

>>149636999
dana is jewish

Nice and flowy yeah
BOP BOP BOP
Topturo in the bin

>>149637068
Stop smoking crack and please go back to mogadishu

>>149637183
yet never touches the title contender scene, the very definition of a journeyman. if there is an mma dictionary, nate's pic would be next to the word journeyman.

uhhh did i killed heem?

>>149636076
>roids
There it is

New
>>149637831
>>149637831
>>149637831

>>149637215
non jews can exhibit jewish behaviour, dana is just your average car salesman turned ceo type of slimy