Thread 149128580

crooked nose by Volk edition

Any piggy white boys need a BBC dick daddy?

Why doesn't he get his nose fixed?

This is the finna thread

>>149128615
Expensive and can fail horribly

>>149128615
Ilia topuria man he's ilia topuria simple as that

Why has rugby generated like 4 UFC champs from ANZ/SA? What does it do well that even handegg doesn't do?

Ah finally a good thread (sike!)

Behold, my semen receptacle.

>>149129362
fake ass nigga where's the 2liter?

>>149129362
big morning?

When ben askren dies who gets his stuff? I got dibs on his 72 camaro

Is the simp thread over yet?

any transcuties in UFC?

Are the dishes "Kamaru Usman" yet?

>any transcuties in UFC?
your da

>Luke Thomas and Ariel Helwani won't even mention MMA Guru's name because "He's racist"
>Black fighters love him and regularly do shows with him
>Luke Thomas says he won't name him because that would "elevate" MMA Guru
>MMA Guru has 5x the viewers of Luke Thomas

who had caio is an esl retard that doesn't know what rip means?

>>149136925
His explanation makes sense.

A plane was heemed after takeoff in India. Was this black magic performed be Francis to save Ben?

>>149136925
he knew what it meant he was engagement farming
thoughts?

>>149136925
he wanted to admit to being a retarded chimp

makin' a 'za

>>149137127
That's a pie and a half right then and there.

>>149137127
well, at least your tried

>>149137165
you*

>>149136903
>hurr durr muh black friend

This is a warning....... to all the donks ............. who were stupid enough............... to pick Umar over Merab.............. and who now................ want the rematch............. heh:

Heh .............. Silly donks ............ Are you really so stupid ........ to want the rematch? .......... Do you not understand ......... that Merab has gotten better ........ (just finished O'Malley with ease) .......... whilst Um*r is forever shook? ........... Heh ......... Silly donks!

I;m upset the Simon/Jourdain fight is cancelled (Jourdain pulled outh withj injury). I like seeing Simon fight. The one man to beat Merab. I think a compelling victory over Jourdain could have set up a fun Umar/Simon matchup.

>>149136903
Seeing MMAGuru videos completely mog establishment MMA media videos always makes me smile.

>>149137242
The point is black people have no problem with him but assblasted white shitlibs like yourself are offended on blacks behalf.

>>149128615
on his Instagram it's back to normal

We cannot follow them.

Crazy that poolk got his entire legacy invalidated by clitia just like baldo and gooby

>>149137363
>...hurr durr muh black friend
you can be racist and be approved of by black people
you can even be racist and be a black person

>>149137591
POC can't be racist, shitlord.

>>149137306
I’m sorry but engaging discussion about mma is not popular on /heem/. Try adding gay sex and other posters will immediately respond.

I accidentally posted in the paedo thread. I'm shitting and pissing rn

Enough of this. Let's make Aspinall vs Gane official.

Nice pizza bro

>>149137127
>>149137383
nice

>>149136903
the mere mention of that shabbos goys Luke Thomas name makes me feel rage. what a massive fucking faggot, wish I had the chance to rape and kill him

Anybody know where to watch the KSW event tommorow for free

>>149153792
Yes

I feel like it needs to be said, but Ben Askren is going to die
You don't suddenly transfer a patient with a deadly infection across statelines because you think they have a fighting chance. They did that so he could be closer to family in his final moments.

>>149137383
This will give you indigestion

>>149128580 (OP)
Wonkmember the nose

Just took a huge stinky Guru in the Mighty Mouse.

Ben Asskren has been dead to me every since being heemed by Jake Paul.

Is that a jeet I see?

This Thai is massive

>>149155463
That doo is NOT 130 lbs

i have the spirit of a heemurai

stream pls, hurensohn ONE FC banned the youtube stream in germany

SHOUT OUT MY NIGGA BINLADIN

>>149155628
You were praying on ONE's downfall, now you are begging for streams like a RAT

>>149155645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkJ5Lc0WwVw&ab_channel=KLPRODUTORA
THE MC Bin Ladin? He's a b-b-b-beast of a peach

>>149155659
I never antagonized ONE

>>149155666
Cmon b, you don't have to lie
We got you in for kay fersure, say tan
>>149155058

>>149155668
most germans i know have fucked up receding hairlines

I'm stoned as fuck and I still have to work for 6 hours

>>149155702
quintessentially german reply

give abus the title shot

>>149155702
no

>>149155795
yes

Cody Garbrandt vs Raoni Barcelos
let's go

people acting like "thoughts and prayers" gonna helpe ben. bunch of virtue signaling hypocrites. guy's got a hole in his lung and needs a transplant. he's 99% going to die unfortunaly. Same fate as when Randleman got a staff hole in his leg it seems. why can't werstlers just fucking wash their mats after practice. disgusting

>>149155820
I agree. You should give yours to him.

Thoughts and prayers to those who have died

Bilandin died again

*enters the thread*

Post quitters

>>149156012
dont care about either of these guys, they should both always only lose

>>149136903
MMA Guru hates dagestanis above everyone else, but he’s generally rooting for the whiter fighter to win about 90% of the time (basically opposite of DC). MMA Guru has been really strategic about befriending black fighters like DC, Sterling, and Buckley so he can’t be accused of racism, while trashing on guys like Jones who are “safe” to hate because most people hate him. It also helps that he keeps being proven right about Jones being gay.

>>149156039
marking hard

>>149136903
MMA Guru hates dagestanis above everyone else, but he’s generally rooting for the whiter fighter to win about 90% of the time (basically opposite of DC). MMA Guru has been really strategic about befriending black fighters like DJ, Sterling, and Buckley so he can’t be accused of racism, while trashing on guys like Jones who are “safe” to hate because most people hate him. It also helps that he keeps being proven right about Jones being gay.

>>149156012
weed is the key to good cardio

Both these fighters are on crack

>>149128580 (OP)
Guys, the can of all cans returns to the UFC tomorrow. It'd be the funniest thing if he won. I'm throwing $5 at him winning just because the odds are 1.05 vs 10.00.

>>149128615
It looks cool

kwarb

>>149156125
unc fight

SKLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

LMAO

HEEEEEM and then he almost heemed himself running into his corner man lmaooo

HEEMINDER to update heem terminology for all events going forward. i see some of u are now watching an event, it would be a great time to exercise the new terminology:
HEEM - KO/TKO
ZEEM - SUB
WEEM - DECISION

THREE
HUNDRED
AND
FIFTY
THOUSAND
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>149156225
Idk how much these guys normally make (I doubt much on fnf) but I reckon that's like changing money for some of these guys

>>149155955
I've never understood the appeal of jetskis.

>>149156254
Ok let me help explain it to you then. You go really fast on top of the water while also being really close to it.

im at the aussie with mullet
dont spoil anything retards

>>149156265
So? Who gives a shit about going fast on top of water? I'd rather swim in it. For free.

Doo looks like hes' wearing a giant diaper

>>149156290
u got swimming loicence m8?

FACE IS HURT

HEEM SMILEY

HEEEEEM WOOOOBLY SMIILES

Ruh Roh raggy they laid him back down. That doesn't seem good

1 guy spamming pretending anyone is actually watching ONE dogshit

>>149156447
Do. Not. Disrespect. Chatri.

I thought this guy was retired why is he still fighting?

Arisissies worked by GODchtri

>>149156123
He flushed O'Cuckley.

Ben is back home thankfully.

>>149156363
>paying £100 for a swimming licence when I have an inflatable paddle pool in my basement that the police will never know about

bkfc > one friday > apex slop > pfl

>>149156125
Cannonier might be the most mid fighter ever.

>>149156521
Actually cannonier is a beast of a peach b

>>149156471
Hope that cunt dies lmao most insufferable and unlikeable faggot ever

>>149156471
Hope that blessed man lives, most tolerable and lovable gentleman ever

I ate 12 frozen potstickers last night and now Im streaming liquid staturhea schaub. Chances of shitting blood increasing by the minute.

*teep kicks your pancreas*

Holy fucking HEEEEEEMMMMMM

>>149156579
AHHHHH MY PANCREUSSY!!

HEEEEEEEEEEEMM

holy fuck the Thai hospitals are going to be overwhelmed after this card

this is karmic punishment for asscream being a drumpfer. next are colbitch and joe bitchfer

>>149156553
Turn on your monitor

Pissrael schaubusannya nassourdeen iranov middle east massacre

>>149156211
nigga shut the fuck up

>>149156595
Cope and seethe brownoid trannyfag

>>149156595
Meanwhile Dana White became a billionaire so how come he is immune?

>>149156612
doctor said daner has 5 years to live tops

Colby is eternal

>>149156623
The Dana White clone theyve been wheeling out for press conferences who is half deaf has 5 years. The real Dana White is probably never going to die.

>>149156646
big if true

UFC Atlanta: Usman vs Buckley

>>149156612
He also get his bald, pink head shat on by Arab royalty.

>>149156659
gavin heemson heeming poonald drumpf circa 2025. colorized

if you dislike Askren you're brown

>>149156639
Realest nigga alive

>>149156700
asscream lungs are brown rn due to sepsis I'm afraid

case in point

Ben Askren has pneumonia and staph and needs a lung transplant so he's a victim :(

>>149156733
faggot

me to jiu jitsu haters

Caios curse might kill Ben. Fuck Caio and fuck the fighting nerds. I had an shirt from them but In not going to wear it for a few days now

miget turdpooria. charles mogs

>>149156733
One of those funkytown houses near the border would find you a lung in less than a day.

>>149156769
great post. really catches the essence of that gay fraud being wheeled out in a cuck trolley

THAI STIFFY

13 seconds I done Aldo nigga

remember the gamethread laughs when gooby told peahead he was gonna leave the octagon on a stretcher and then left on a stretcher himself?

i can heem every here

1 cheeseburga, 2 cheeseburga, 3 cheeseburga

https://youtube.com/shorts/AT2bbGcr3ZI?si=2L9YYYyQg1oITHWs

Kwabib Niggerschaubmedov

Miranda "Fear The" Maverick

>>149156852
Lmoa. Not me. Id take you down so fast and put you in an crossface hold so tight youd cry if your tear ducts werent already shattered. Fucking Jason Lmoa.

Every muscle on my body hurts from fishing nigga, can you believe that?

Abu Schaubi

im literally tony ferguson

Pat Barry's huge pink nigger dick plunging into and out of Rose Namajunes clapped out gape holes over and over.

Need it or keep it?

>>149156781
At the point just snape his arm retard

*braps out a challenge*

Yeah I'm thinking Chatri won the weekend yet again.

>>149156797
as if we didn't just see merab end the lanklet meme

only hope for ufc is usmeng getting gigaheemed into retirement

The only hope for my asshole is not to buy any more frozen potstickers

i eat so much im getting fatter every day

BJ Penn has been arrested, again

>>149157066
only if rose is bald and dressed to emphasize her boyish frame
no homo/happy pride

if its not on bjpenn.com then it didnt happen

BJ in the pen

>>149157305
>>149157402
he's already out and posting on instagram again

Hello my name is Dr heemthumb

>>149157472
fucking soros da

I dont think the UFC shoukd be letting BJ Penn fight anymore.

Chills

who else amped for bjs fight tomorrow?

>>149157522
Ben Askren is fucking dying and you post this? Really?

>>149157472
oh well that's a relief

>>149157529
DC said he's home

>>149157518
I just realized his record stands at 16-14-2 now. Holy fucking grim shit, I knew he fell off but I wasn't aware he racked up that many losses in the end

The face of a man with so much brain damage he is no longer able to recognise his family

>>149157522
insane skull on DDP

du bussy has too much momentum
he finna bust the finish nut round 3

>>149157624
We know that you have sex with individuals that were born male.

>>149156254
gotta go fast (on water)

Shitting bloooooood

>>149157544
What was worse, Caio posting RIP for no reason or DC lying about Askren being at home

>>149157665
arguably DC because he gave false hope while Caio gave false sadness

>>149157573
>Tfw you get heem in the occipital cortex so bad that everything loses it's formal identity.

>>149157665
Home meant Wisconsin he got transferred to a different hospital

>>149157694
Rest in peace meant that he just wanted him to get some hood sleep

>>149157687
Reminder that this was the rematch of a fight from 10 minutes before. BJ should have never signed...

>>149157724
Other way around b BJ came back later and won the rematch

Oh, you think heems are your ally, but you merely adopted the heem. I was born from it, molded by it.

>>149157752
Real GOAT shit

>>149157687
KEK

>>149157687
imagine if pfl was this good

Hopefully the winner of Usman vs Buckley gets title shot. We don't want that other guy.

>>149157805
UFC’s not even that good

>>149157687
>UFC is actually much safer than boxing

>>149157687
Anyone who stands there and eats shots trying to deescalate is retarded and deserves to be slumped.

>>149157861
He definitely was not trying to de-escalate

>>149157716
>Hood sleep

usmeng will never be champ again

>>149157889
I'm talking about BJ dumbass. He's holding his hands up and talking to the shirtless fatty.

>>149157894
Damn who could fucking guess that one

just saw that one friday elbow
holy fucking heemola

>>149157910
yeah and BJ was in fact telling him to hit him, which he did

>>149157910
Yeah and I’m telling you he wasn’t trying to de-escalate you fucking retard

loneer kavanugh has a vagin

>>149157932
I see. He must have been asking him to come back to the hotel room and fuck his wife while BJ watches right?

oh my is that the heckin fightin nerds trafficking children for mossad?!

>>149157910
Stupid ass bitch

>>149157958
What compelled you to make this post

>>149157910
retrard alert

Jamey Lyn Horth fight week
Love from Indonesia

Mokaev is fighting in some bum league called “971 FC” tomorrow

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
missed the dave mundell fight, watching it now

>>149158041
>3 round main event

>>149158041
who's he fighting, fairtex rumpelstiltskin?

RIZIN late tonight/early tomorrow morning (6am bong time)
KSW, OKTAGON and GLORY 100 tomorrow
BKFC and Dirty Boxing tomorrow evening
+ UFC

Hey bussy, you still there?

not watching any of that shit

>>149158249
I am what I eat cock sucker
Wait

I thought the lung transplant thing was a joke

Brock's daughter won the NCAA shot put title. She could heem Harrison.

https://www.instagram.com/mya.lesnar/

Why can't the vets of our sport catch a reak?

Can't they just keep Askren alive on a machine until they find a lung for him?

>>149158342
This was your average milk maid back in the day.

>>149158342
Why would she go to Colorado State? If you're NCAA champ material you can go anywhere.

Yair wants to speak up against ICE, but he's worried it will piss Dana off and lose him his title shot.

>>149158406
Because she wanted to go to colorado state

>>149158246
do you know where to watch rizin?

Was Brazil being good at MMA just a fluke of them knowing BJJ first? Will they even be a top 10 country in 5 years?

>>149158454
Totanon was showing it last time

>>149158423
is that the defender of India Mike Mallet?

>>149158461
Having an early start is very good for sports
Brazil has a decent tradition of coaches and good gyms of their own.
You don't see many Brazilians fighting like complete jackasses in the way you see Koreans do
That's why Brazilians still have a healthy amount of fighters in the top 5 of many divisions

UFC should run a minor league. Don't do belts. Don't do any Dana White branding. Just a separate promotion, once a week, streamed on youtube, in 2,000 seat halls.

elton john lookin ahhhhhhh

cody? cody will heem

>>149158541
SOVL

/heem/ is a No Love board.

we are here bruddas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmQ3LKgOnBU

Oh tranny janny, you do know Ill never stop tormenting your sad pathetic life right?

Fedor Emelianenko, a renowned MMA fighter, and Brendan Schaub, a former UFC fighter and current comedian.
While they have never fought in a professional match, their names are sometimes mentioned in the same breath, especially in online forums or discussions about MMA history.

>>149158631
Is this why you're too busy to find a wife?

You're a cazzie if you don't have Toyo Tires on your car (or convinced your parents to get them)

>>149158649
>defending the janny
Totally organic normal 4chan behavior.

>>149158617
The Chin will be there.

Someone in this thread has shat blood.

The chin will not be there for Cody Garbage and he will get folded like a cheap lawn chair.

>>149158678
Someone has to ban the reprobates.

My fists are legally registered as lethal weapons.

>>149158702
You should be banned from not being thrown into a woodchipper.

A message to everyone who was watching MMA for more than 10 years:

Fucking dorks. MMA sucked until 2016. If you were watching before then you are a confirmed pumpkinhead.

Cody Garbum is due for another heeming

>>149158730
PUMPKINHEAD CONFIRMED

>>149158717
Yeah chief I'm quaking in my steel toes why not wipe that cheeto dust off ya chest and take a shower k

>>149158730
Factual post Im afraid

>>149158730
Tfw started watching heems in 2017

Cody Garbrandt is a throw-back. Approaching 60 years old, he goes back to the generation of I-talians. Kings. A level of coolness you can only dream of. Masculinity. Makeup. Loudness. Incredible wisdom. Alpha energy. Sodapops. We arfe witnessing the last of the greatst.

>>149156606
>american low t tranny cuck cant even detect bait
Also right wingers are same cucks as the left wingers

>>149158779
Not surprised your mind turned to gay sex bappa not surprised one bit

>>149158617
basef

>>149158795
you are literally an inbred brown virgin

Vance/Garbrandt 2028

I started watching HEEMS regularly in the early 2000's so I remember MMA when it mattered

>>149158813
That's a concession.

>>149158825
Take the thong out yo bussy playa

OH N-

>>149158816
I fuck your welsh milf of a mom everynight tho

My dad loved the Gane movie

>>149158877
Tell your dad he's gay

>>149158877
Many latinx are saying this

Tell your dad hes a Brazilian

How is Gane so talented

volkov was robbed

this nigguh coral springs got his vids locked behind a paywall

Dominick Reyes seething after the jones robbery
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CdMNV7kqrQ0&pp=0gcJCf0Ao7VqN5tD

of his anal virginity by Gane's BBC

>>149158958
Based coral hustling the huzz

Gane has a cute little clit thougheveralbeit

tom asia

>>149158958
These hands are GRIM

ciryl gao

Garbrandt 3.0 SOON

Coral is a fucking loser with his gay ass ufc baseball cards kwab

Giovanni Gioni

>>149159034
coral mogs ya

Someone PLEASE post volk drinking coffe with tim tams

Coral fucked her in her prime

ngannou fucked nash in his prime

>>149159071
Eyes full of life

rhea ripley is the hottest woman alive right now

>>149159128
KWAB

gimme your honest opinions on Usman vs Buckley?

>>149159142
there isn't a white person fighting no point

Having fucked up posture is the best base for heeming

>>149158617
He's still got it

>>149159165
Then I would zeem the fuck out of you because I have the golem stance

Usman fight fortnight

Suga Schaub Strickland

>>149158780
>he goes back to the generation of I-talians. Kings.
Car brand is German, retard

>>149159195
Never seen someone more upset about getting dumped while they're married.

90 minutes of waging left

>>149159197
read some history books ya goof

>>149159192
Weak form of trash talk, gooby didn't even react to it, what he will react to is when a caucus guy speaks in broken english and calls him a rapist, then gooby will run to twitter seething in rage throwing every furniture he has on the wall.

>Mcnumbnuts held the lightweight title for 525 days as champion without defending it

How can you call this a sport?

>>149159241
>hrowing every furniture he has on the wall.
why you spread this bloody lie saar

I think the black one is gonna win

>>149159260
they both niggas

>>149159253
you're the retard that keeps watching so kys lmao

>>149159128
Kevin R. Nash. Raped. Gaped. Then. Now. Forever.

>>149159150
High class Nigerians are white.

can we bring back the webm of usman shucking and jiving

>>149159192
africans emulating american blacks is gay and cringe

webm of wmma peeing and pooping?

>>149159254
>>hrowing
Saar he redeem it

I must have missed the whole Usman saga cause I've actually never watched a single one of his fights, is he washed now or does he have a chance to win his next fight?

>>149159241
>>149159336
>newfags don't even know this is from when he was hacked
smdh

Elden ring nightreign is a cashgrab, it's the ufc fight night blanchefield vs maycee barber of Gaming

>>149159390
It's fun

we cant do it

Days as champion is a meaningless stat when there isn't a strict fighting schedule

Number of title wins/defences is all that matters.

we cant not follow them

Oh god, OH GOD IM SHITTING BLOOD!! HELP SOMEBODY HELP ME!!

>>149159347
Last time Usmeng fought, he sent AIDSmaev to the hospital for 6 months, and that was up a weightclass on 1 week's notice. The Chin will be there for him.

>>149159430
This poster is bo nigger

they will devour you

>>149159424
>Number of title wins/defences is all that matters.
this + quality of said wins

https://youtu.be/EEoDobbAGRc
So when is the next Nick Diaz fight?

Buckley is a bigger stronger faster version of peon. It's over for usmeng.

>>149159197
So is Schaub.

Usmeng is old and gay

>>149159468
they fight nothing alike

Yall wanna see some pictures of my garden.

>>149159497
you have sex with biological men and your health has suffered because of that

>>149159497
Your mom's garden thoughbeitever.

>>149159468
Poockley was heemed by Giorgio di Chirico, B.

Buckley will finish Usman in the second round and we'll get Colby/Usman III followed by a joint retirement.

>>149159510
middleweight is non-canon

>>149159514
What about being heemed by Holland, who's also a WW?

I messaged a tranny on reddit who lives in the same city as me and she said she's DTF. Do i do it?

>Ngannou, Aspinall and Jones

As a boxing fan I get it

But Im not gonna show em to you! Muahahahaha!!

I've never seen a colby fight either, I missed all that hoo ha

>>149159542
you didn't miss anything

Colbitch was the GOAT of fighting 40 yr old ex champions

>>149159468
you are fucking retarded my nigga

ColBEAST Champington

Colbitch was made to be bred by black bvlls.

hey guys remember belal muhammad KEEEEK

>>149159526
no, ask god for guidance and to rid your mind of corrupt thoughts
a settled mind with good intentions, a strong healthy body and faith in the lord will guide you to love and bring you the long term peace and confidence you desire
temporary gratification will poison you

colshit shittington

>>149159585
Many are saying this

Belel should be cut

How many times did this bum lose in front of trump?

>>149159601
Pound sand.

Colbum

Colby chads got em workin

cereal gayn

colby is shit though in all seriousness

Colbeast got their halal bacon bussys sweltering I see

Have a happy Flag Day, pussies

So I ran

>>149159663
This guy is so based

>>149159663
clown

DO NOT look up what happened to colbeast in the sauna

>>149159683
Turn on your monitor

>>149159663
More like fag day

What's your top 5 favorite Mexican fighters in the UFC?

1. Brandon Moreno
2. lazyboy
3. Yair
4. Imanol Rodriguez
5. Ortega

Heh, my boy Covington just needs a little more time.

>>149159697
Hmm, doesn't look like good 'za

Is...is that GORE??! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>149159697
Americans be like
>we'll take a million of these illegals over 100 legal indian immigrants!

>>149159663
Facts = Covington is a british last name

>>149159697
What does the pizza symbolize

>>149159719
Yes.

>>149159697
He tanked that shite.

>>149159719
GM SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR, SAAR WHY AMERICAN NOT REDEEM SAAR, SAAR I TRY SHIT IN STREET SAAAAR

the goat canelo "belal hands" muhamed has made a youtube channel

Iran just hit kikes in their capital. Mutt bros...

>>149159719
Kek.

>>149159748
canada is blessed by vishnu and krishna :)

CORMIER ROOOOOAD

TAAAAKE ME HOOOME

TO THE GRAVE

I BELOOOOONG

"Redeem" is such a beautiful word, full of resonance.

>>149159697
Why's the 'zza there?

>>149159779
paig milfs

You know what they say about colbycels

>>149159779
Would love to redeem her, saar.She prolly only dates white men like me anyway

freestylah

Alright chuds, which one of you is gonna man up and donate a lung to the legend Ben Askren?

>>149159828
I wonder what that dude is up to nowadays.

Diego Lopes needs a real gym

>>149159697
Why are they like this

>>149159835
Didn't need the vaxx btw kek

>>149159835
Kinda sucks that a pro athlete who's always taken relatively good care of himself suddenly finds himself in this plight. Literally out of nowhere.

>>149159912
>>149159882
>>149159835
Antivaxxers deserve to suffer.

i am using linux now, what heem related webms do you think are the most appropriate for this big change in my life

i would greatly enjoy it if cannonier took down mvp at the first bell and pasted his little malteaser head into the canvas with elbows

This nigga eating and shit

>>149159835
The survival rate of someone with a lung replacement is 80% after 1 year, 50% after 5 years and drops exponentially past that, with only an 8% chance of making it to 15 years.

>webms
If you still use this shit obsolete format over mp4 you deserve to be raped to death by an HIV positive nigger

Say it with me, Braindead Ben.

>>149160007
askren will be 70 in 15 years, not a bad run

Oh hell nah why this nigga Court McGee still fighting :facepalmemoji:

WOAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHAGGAGAG

>>149159828
styles on you're ass michael venom page style on you're ass in you're path

>>149160065
That key and peele sketch

>>149160073
Honestly that little Swedish fag had it coming

>>149160092
demon transformation

le AI xD

Ayo why dis Arab nigga a nigga???

>>149160109
It's wacky and epic, get used to it you pakster.

OH NAH WHOS CHILD IS THAT aint no way he has a black son.

i serve for khabib

"I dont want that devil nigga's money"
-Francis Ngannou's Moms

>>149159727
>>149159809
its silly word game that references the sons of el chapo faction (chapitos = chaPIZZA), what I don't understand is if it means that the guy was a member of that group or if the killing was done by them

>>149159719
>SAAAAAR WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD

>>149160146
sounds reddit as fuck

>>149160146
pitos doesn't mean pizza

>>149160158
:)

>>149160158
Unironically me I know I wont win if it goes the distance so I'm gonna pressure hard in the first minute and hopefully he does a panic takedown and that where I will open his skill open with my knee

>>149160176
Early stoppage if Ive ever seen one.

bros i don’t feel so good about ufc azerbaijan

>>149160176
he tanked that shit

>>149160184
I have a feeling we are gonna witness the first ever death inside the UFC octagon in Azerbaijan.

Ninja turtle ass nigga

>>149160163
la chapisa

>>149160163
In Spanish the suffix -iza indicates a conglomerate of sorts.

naruto vs sasuke

>>149160220
LEVELS

Ya watching pillowkick tammorow ?

>>149160220
osoi

Buckley is going to kill pozzman

D.

one more sleep and then my clitty cage EXPLODES

the ufc should bring till back with a free title shot like asakura but pretend he's brand new and never fought in the ufc before

One more sleep until anons clitty cage EXPLODES!

dariush 3.0 loading….

And this is a little baby frog

>>149160302
>Have you seen this Penn?
NahIdunnohim

>>149160237
(You) me when rico is making his ring walk would ya please b

>>149160176
Merab was in this guillotine for like a full minute and he was still conscious at the end

Dana must not be in attendance if they’re letting ngubu up on stage

niggas will rate guram but not paddy

must be lonely tonight

>>149160484
Ironic coming from you.

Why is xadame showing us the place xer daddy deflowered xer?

Found another frogo

>>149160538
pepe

My garden blooms silently within myself.

whens paddy getting the belt anyway?

nigga touched grass and got overwhelmed

michael johnson vs daniel zelhuber oh my werd buddeh

>>149160557
Toouria vs Oaddy has been the move all along.

lookit the speed wit which tawm aspeenawl puts togetha them poo shoe combinashins buddeh

>>149160587
easy win for the german

Its raining on Sneed Island.

come at me

>>149160146
Thanks b

Epsneed Island

>>149160637
Don't say that.

>>149160614
Sneed's mom's Island thougheverbeit we lament.

I don't get it.

>>149160799
the black screen means tony got killed in the end

Why do you lament my mom having an island? Did you want my mom to be poor you son of a bitch?

>>149160845
Solitude can be devastating for some he was clearly making a sympathetic statement b

Oh Sneedy b
Oh Sneedy b
Lives at home
With xer mommy

Sneed abandoned his own mother on an island

Yeah I live at home with my mommy, whattup?

whats up dog

smells like wrongdog in here

Another little pepe

Thought Buckley was taller

>>149160980
now you realise the mistake you're in boy

>>149160980
You thought wrong

>>149161015
Uhoh, buckley bros we didn't know we were going to be in there with prime roided juiceman the nigerian nigger!

Who let francisco in the building?

>>149161094
Ew, get that big fat stupid ugly nigger off my ceremonial weigh-ins NOW!!

>>149161116
turn on your monitor

*turns on monitor*

Oh wait disregard that last post fellas

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>>149161129
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