Thread 150140744

Abus vs Pyfer Edition

first for sweden

Early thread. Someone do something.

abus demolishes shartland in the rematch and goes 2-0 btw

First for the only ranked canadian fighter Zahabi

early stoppy

The English saddo isn't here, thank god. He'd still at his desk waiting until his boss tells him he can go home

What a life for a grown man. Civilization is fucked, humans are lost

Philly Shell

Philly pawg milfs with Cooper sharp cheddar

>>150140803
nah nah nah kill everyone who were making this video

I won't.

Superior beings? Really?

Animals don't make eachother sit at desks for 9 hours straight, Animals don't smoke crack, Animals don't cancel dates with 5 minutes notice, Animals don't beat people up for no reason

Humans are animals, checkmate.

khun khun

>>150140760
Charlesbros.... that should have been Pisslam...

Congrats to our Birtsh poster for havng sex. Unironically happy for you b.

Remember when dat doo typed punpun? Embarrassing really.

>>150140766
second for american champions.......

>>150140826
>the human animal

>>150140826
What a dumb, redundant comment. Thatswasn't in dispute

>>150140841
Hahahahhahaha! Absolutely bothered.

>>150140808
Smiffy shell

animals bully other animals all the fuckin time

>>150140803
Fuck It Friday

>>150140821
Someone here posted a video of a pelican decapitating it's newborn, the reason being cause it was too small to survive.

My main hobby? Destroying bongs in the marketplace of ideas.

milf porn oh my bad this isnt google

welcome to the family BROTHER

Don’t forget DADDIES still run this shit

>>150140889
only brazza winning here is ank doe

fuck you khabib

>>150140877
Do better Finland

>>150140889
only 2 of those people are fathers
Aspinall and Pereira

>>150140907
Ank, Khamzat and Islam all have families they just don’t post them for ya chomo ass to goon over

>>150140916
nah they dont
>goon
yeah I'm sure they'd appreciate being called daddy by some weird paki

Thong Goon

>>150140921
They’re your daddies albeit

>>150140929
you clearly have a sexual fetish for this shit retard

crazy how topuria just finds that shot, rarely will you ever see him wing a knockout blow

AI IS SO WACKY XD

>>150140938
We don’t sign our posts while gooning to children

islam and ankalaev? the 30 somethings with all the money in the world yet no families? kwab

>>150140962
>gooning to children
you brought this up out the blue hmm I wonder why?

BAHHHHTTTT

>>150140985
Every accusation is an admission I fear

>>150140871
Putting something out of its misery is not comparable to any of the English saddo behaviour

>>150140936
Damn

>>150140985
You were complaining that brazzas don’t post their families for ya wank bank sadly

How will this run age?

>>150140889
Why do they look like that?

>>150141042
I said there were 2 fathers (Aspinall and pereira) in that picture you fuckin illiterate retard

>>150140803
>Has a full scale commercial kitchen at his disposal
>Doesn't make caramel from scratch, uses slop
>Doesn't make chocolate sauce from scratch
I know it's just for a shitposting video, but fucking hell, this level of laziness triggers me, man.
At least Volk's retard cuisine puts in some work.

>>150141044
dies in a plane crash

whn this guy becomes champion u all remember i boy'd him first
https://youtu.be/psGNvQKMLk4?si=UY2Wjx5vCCFhSTqw

What do you reckon Islam's stack is?

>>150141126
The irony is your meng is stiff

>>150141044
Olives is done
Volk and Max wins aged well tho cuz volk won the belt back and max can clearly still fight

i'm not watching the one bahtfights recently, they're dragging no-name ricefarmers from the deepest jungles of siam, its over.
only RWS still has good bahts.

HEEM

>>150141044
This is far less evil and satanic than what Paddy is doing but he's still profiting off of beating up old guys who aren't in their prime

>>150141044
Like shit when Paddy just bullies and spanks him

>>150140938
Sounds like you're joining on the foreplay I'd say?

>>150141044
>oliveira
>holloway
>volk
or
>oliveira
>volk
>volk
>poirier
>moicano

>>150141329
>joining on
SAAAAAAAAAAR

>>150141344
More like
>Flushed old shitter
>CTE'd emaciated retard
>Flushed old shitter
Or
>Peak Shartles
>Peak Volk
>Peak Volk
>Dustin
>Peak Moicano

>>150141356
What do you want, Singh?

people forget man peak money moicano was a marauder !!!

>>150141376
EXCALAMATION POINT MAKE ME SEE RED

>>150141357
Second Volk can't be considered Peak Volk since he was on short notice

bryce mitchell and josh emmett were also championship fights when you really think about it

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH PEAK MOICANO WITH THE DOCTAH STOPPAGE OVER BENOIT SAINT PENIS

Islam has never quite tasted the power like Josh frigging Emmet has

hot take: peak moicano beats prime khabib, however islam beat him because he's just that good though

50k ige beat lopes on 4 hours notice

I ganna smesh him brazza

does coffee badging exist in mma?

>>150141324
Paddy getting chinned will be the funniest shit ever

just how good is Dariush

>>150141357
We aint even close to seeing Peak Moicano b

>>150141367
learn how to spell you curry brained retard

>>150141367
Bodied that jeet

You now remember when Khamzat used to call himself Khabib 2.0.

Yeah, chills

>>150141449
like 4

>>150141471
Out of?

Diego Lopes is going to fucking die
Lopes vs Silva should not have been sanctioned
He will actually just fucking die

>>150141474
...7

>>150141449
he was poisoned vs shartles and shartman

You're better than everybody here just stop hurting people in the gym.

>>150141344
being serious i don't know which of these is better. topuria's got more valuable individual wins but they also weren't coming off of winstreaks, while islam's two best wins were. however islam beat volk coming up in weight, while charles lost to ilia coming up in weight. and neither cleared their divisions before becoming champion so you can weigh the two title reigns pretty fairly. there's a lot of factors here man. however when islam loses to jdm this won't really matter at all i guess

Noooo stop knocking out 1-1 amateur fighters in the gym your a top UFC fighter you can't just hecking do that!!

>>150141481
He deserves to be heemed after his dogshit title fight performance

>>150141507
Holy shit he caught THE *checks notes* uhh he knocked out uhhhh um...

>>150141460
There's nothing spelled incorrectly you retarded street shitter, what you meant was to use proper grammar which would still be incorrect.

>>150141507
O'Malley couldn't do this with 5000 significant strikes.

>>150141518
Lmao, you got revved bigly playa!

>>150141482
Hey that's morethan half so pretty good

No wonder he is such good friends with Trumpedo

>>150141524
>>150141506
>>150141492
>>150141470
Your father raped you.

>>150141527
Because he ... Has children?

>>150141521
anyone can get a heem. when sean secured the standing TKO i knew he was a future champion

The thread is dreadful I fear

>>150141518
The phrase is
>joining in on
NOT
>joining on
you stupid fuckin brown bitch ahahahah

Mfe whenever the schizo spammer is posting.

>>150141527
Dana has never spent more than an hour with those kids combined
He spends all of his time snorting cocaine and losing blackjack, he doesn't raise his children. Probably doesn't even remember their names

>>150141533
yeah well fuck you man

>>150141539
i don't speak a english but i think you bodied that freak

>>150141544
Zased!

>>150141542
my fucking ear

>>150141044
Not so good, in all honesty:
>Charles
Old, 2-2 in his last 4; finished by Islam, lost to a younger contender in Shartman, went life and death with the corpse of Cuckler (lul)
>Max
Uberdrained by the weightcut, would’ve been a good win at 155; also accumulated too much damage over the years
>Volk
Old, depressed and had been heemed dead like 2 months prior.

What separates a champion from a bum is knowing how to win rounds
If the other guy doesn't just fall over when you hit them, what do you do? That's what makes a fighter a champion.

We got a lot of round winners but not a lot of real fighters.

>>150141544
Imagine getting to know your daughters couldn't be me!

>>150141533
He had them alright he probably invited his friends ari and donald too

>>150141546
Vihaan ruskeita ihmisiä

When spammy speaks you shut the fuck up and listen. Period.

khamzat and dricus dont even know rounds are judged

oh say can you sneed
by the donzerly light

>>150141539
So nothing was spelled incorrectly, Patel? Thanks now go get me my corndog.

>>150141527
Man…

>>150141578
When you come at the KING you best come correct

Xadame when xhe gets reminded that xhe jerks off pitbulls with xer armpiggy.

You both lost cuz you got mad. Thems the rules playa!

I thought the abus vs pyfer poster was a photoshop now I know it's real and I'm gobsmacked

ladies & gentlemen
START YOUR ENGINES!!!

>>150141598
'Fraid you lost ya whole life, Ms. Piggy.

>>150141588
>>150141578
India civil war happening live right now on /heem/

for frodACK

lunch time

OOOOOHHHHHH THE SCREENCAPS ARE OUT!!!!!

>>150141614
>>150141588
You are the dumbest, most braindead tranny on this general. Kill yourself you retarded, worthless, parasitic insectoid CHINK.

Eric McConico fight week

Everybody's gettin mad!

>>150141622
This shit should not be sanctioned
Guys are taking life altering brain damage for $1000
And it’s not even fun to watch

Heres a classic

>>150141632
Aren't you literally black you fucking third world freak. Go back to africa and get mauled by a hippo like your mother did or some shit you fat negroid freak

>>150141646
Ur opinion=WGAF

It's Friday which means Xadame is extra lonely I'm afraid.

>>150141636
UFC was so mad their chance at an Indian fanbase lost they cut Breeden lol

>>150141647
my nigguh BS tanked that shit #redskinpride

>>150141646
>And it’s not even fun to watch
FACT CHECK: False!

>>150141667
Nice selfie now turn on your monitor. Algerian mutt nigger

Watching slapshit, ALWAYS watching slapshit.

>>150141685
You watched so much transsexual porn you gave yourself autogynephilia.

i know for a fact that there is a video of valerie loureda pooping on a towel in the middle of her apartment taht some simp paid her handsomely for. i just cant prove it
anyway im gonna go drop a schaub in the till brb

>>150141675
Retarded fucking way to crack walnuts. You lace your fingers and crack then with your palms you ugly pedo freak

There should be more women slappers imo

>>150141699
theres several videos of her shoving her french tips up her butthole
darren till james vick joe pyfer

>>150141703
Revved

>>150141646
WE LOVE POWERSLAP HERE PLAYA!

>>150141714
Danny Gay tanked that shit playa

getting life altering brain damage for $1000 is one of the core reasons I watch combat sports if I'm truthful

>>150141714
Gay tanked that but a little short hook from Pitbull had him doing the stanky leg
Evloev has less power than ryan hall

>>150141721
once they get too much money they lose the will to fight

>>150141721
Shut up and let the professionals play their sport

>>150141703
>and crack then

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaar

Sitting at the mosque after prayer waiting for khabib and islam to get fucked up and gamble on stake.com inshallah takbir.

>>150141714
Genuinely one of the only times I've seen Ige actually get hurt which is wild that it came from Movsar

>>150141745
>Reddit spacing

yeah.... changing topics
DDP heems that swedish terrorist

Kodsar Steeleoev

>>150141777
That chink BODIED that freak's kid

>>150141763
>dead daddy gaping

Nigger

Any Dolidze fans????? No? oh well maybe next time.

>>150141817
Umm buddy that's a FREAKING forbidden word ok??

Where does Cameron Saimaan fit in all of this?

here's a postcard gane
send it to your friends

Don't post while swinging ya dirty diaper panties in the air like you just don't care, playa!

>>150141838
Nothing is forbidden when you have that cute little airplane icon on your mobile device

Heil Hitler

You don't realise it but we're witnessing Oliveria's tony era

>>150141817
Turn on your monitor

>>150141851
Ban evasion is against the hecking rules bud!

>>150141843
Doesn't fit onto much anymore after the double dip BBC dick daddy dickdown I fear.

how they got oliveria fighting 4 months out from a zeem?
nigga shouldnt be training for 6 months let alone fighting

Found this lost footage of madame Xneed

He is afraid.

damn unc cooked with that webm

>>150141870
You have suicidal depression and autogynephilia from your father raping you.

>>150141884
@Grok is this true?

>>150141879
All white people look like this to me.

>Snned wants attention
>Sneed craves attention
>So they give it to him
somethings not adding up?

>>150141893
'Fraid so.

Xneed's mom feeding her

update?

>>150141907
Stop misgendering xer.

bro look at this post from 4chan I took it 100% seriously

Madame Xneed after getting bottom surgery

Sneed wasn't raped by his dad, but he was indeed raped by his spanish teacher when he was in middle school and this caused him autogynephilia, just check the 'rchives

>>150141937
Stop fucking posting for god's sake. Alternatively kill yourself but whatever gets you to stop typing.

>he a runner he a track star
>nigga aint even hit hard
>he can't take the pain, he can't get scarred
>She hurt anyone that gets involved

whom amst I?

>check the 'chives
nigga just post your Sneed folder

>>150141945
Mad bitch.

>>150141951
I'm not spammy I just remember

Average swedish girl

>>150141954
I look like this and eat ice cream like this.

>>150141943
Stop misgendering Madame Armpiggy.

>>150141968
Why is homeboy watching

>>150141968
God I wish that was me.

Some excellent posts ITT.

Average swedish girl

Dirty Diana, no

rather watch bumfights than slapslop

Dingdong of a ting

Holy fuckin revved city

>>150141968
>>150142009
The piggy white boys be real quiet after dat.

They bussies must be hangry.

>>150142017
Imagine Schaub taking a BBC while getting his hair pulled back.

>>150142033
No I don't think I will

me to slaves of the regime

>>150142033
Turn off your VPN

Heem.gov, the DMZ of DDP

>>150142037
That's not how the meme works this makes it look like the slaves to the regime are heeming you

>>150142016
Turn off your opinion.

>>150142051
Anon...

>>150142051
me to you

>>150141551
>life and death with cuckler
he got 50-44'd despite fighting in a no rules gamemode

>>150142044
OOOOOOHHHHHH HERB DEAN WITH THE DDT
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE

Many meds, many many many many meds....

little known fact big brown brendan schaub dicked down girlboss comedian whitney cummings with his big brendan cock and got her pregnant #alpha

swear to God the brains on you retards its unfathomable how stupid you are.

hoes calling me the dab daddy in a case of mistaken identity

>>150142075
This is factual, thicccboy bike club was a ruse to go and dick down whitney

>>150142077
We don't sign our posts here

>>150142101
Tito you're bleeding brother

I have a 130 IQ bitch

>>150142085
imaginr the 3sum

>>150141777
gooby will never get his shit together will he

>>150142110
I have the brain of Cody, gaethje and jiri

>>150141945
Many are saying this

Many bitches are mad I'm afraid.

mini bitch? what is that, your nickname?

Jiri Prolapseka'd my anus on an extra THIGGG Schaub. Was gripping for dear life

>>150142161
Huh?

What did Luke Thomas experience during his time in the marines?

The webm of the swedish girl getting fucked in a drive way is still up

>>150142110
Andrade ruins this webm

>>150142188
He killed at least 2 completely innocent kids

Luke Thomas holds the US military record for most confirmed kills via ten-finger choke with an astonishing 687 children humanely euthanized by his hands.

>>150142204
Thanks I'll go jerk off to it.

>>150142215
That's the price of freedom son

luke thomas used to explode brains out of skulls and now he wants ufc fighters to be fired for saying faggot on tv

The churka child choker they call are Luke

>>150142215
Based. Real ones disregard the Geneva conventions

There can only be one LT round these parts

Luke Thomas once dangled me by my ankles from the top of a skyscraper because I tweeted "Poop Thomas" at him

>>150142215
The president ordered it.

>>150142215
stop trying to make me like Luke

>>150141711
where can i find them?

Luke thomas once somehow managed to create an iron maiden torture device out of bamboo and banyan trees

is it sneed or spammy taht posts all those death videos?

What the FUCK did you just say about Ilia Topuria you little BITCH. He's a generational talent, admit it or I'm going to fucking KILL YOU right NOW!

>>150142298
>sneed or spammy
same guy

>>150142298
hmm good question

Luke Skywalker

>>150142310
therye different ppl. its still being argued whether spammy and coralare teh same person, but im certain taht sneed is 100% a different person

>>150142323
Many big dick mfers are saying this

>>150142301
He's literally a pussy without his m60 machine gun or flamethrower don't worry

Knuck tomorrow

Luke "Rockhold" Thomas Aspinall

Luke Thomas stays strapped with the Napalm launcher I lament

>>150142343
quick some call the FBI there's a terrorist on BKFC

>>150142298
doubt it, the same flag was posting vids of blacks and indians losing 10-8 to trains a few weeks ago

>>150142326
if you think coral and spammy are the same guy you're a certified brain dead mongoloid

They took down the webm of the swedish girl getting fucked in a driveway

So that settles it! Coral, Jack Yadong and spammy are all the same pedophile

>>150141708
Most women are slappers

>>150142417
>>150142393
>>150142378
>>150142368
>>150142329
Oink fo ya Jondaddy, piggy!

>>150142378
there was a time a few years back when coral and spammy were fighting for the postion of "that guy" in heem threads. tehre were some times i was confused about who was who
the one way to tell them apart was when spammy didnt get his way, he would spam the thread with scat pics until he either got banned or hit the bumpo limit and then he would try his shit again. it may have also been coral, but i dont care taht much as its my first time thinking about it in a while

>>150142384
girl?

>>150142417
well make the main event da crazy Hawaiian and have an all female card under him, he's moving mountains for Slapfest or whatever its called.

>>150142393
>>150142444
calendar is a black pedophile and tranny lover
coral got perma'd but he shows up every once in a while, unboxes trading cards with his fat fuck fingers on his gay youtube channel
actual spammy (not sneed's bullies) doesn't come here anymore

Too much tasty ass round these parts rn icl heem

>>150142474
so whose the one spamming the death videos?

imagine similar shit to McMahon coming out about Dana involving Ngannou and other black fighters.

ngannou has killed several children

Anthony Hernandez missed weight by half a pound

>>150142517
Hey, one of those was proven in the court of law to NOT be his fault

>>150142474
its not that deep bud
you can't be bullied on 4chan

>>150142557
Tell that to sneed and circles they found a way

>>150142502
Colby caught him with that ladyboy prostitute in vegas

Many many many meng

>>150140889
Dricus
Chama
Aspinall
Jack Dela

Do not respond.

I want to say nigger tonight

>>150142557
that's not true I'm Sneed's bully
got him shoved in a locker right now and he's screeching to be let out haha I call it the Sneed Locker
shit is so cash

>>150140936
Damn ai is getting really good. Soon we can make our own dream matchups.

>>150142584
I sent this post to the italian government they're tracking you down right now

I put myself in a locker one time and that shit is scary, I was lucky it was during school hours

>>150142593
wogs can say it though.

>>150142607
Just open it dumbass you can't lock a locker from the inside

legit top 10 heavyweight

>>150142593
Thank you, now Giorgia Meloni will summon me to Palazzo Chigi to personally shake my hand

>>150142622
my friends locked it and ran away

>>150141536
I figured most people would be bitching about the ilia vs justin but i guess they got it out of their system earlier.

>>150142639
I wish Giorgia touched my hand and penis

>>150141552
True, khashit was good at this and that's why he was undefeated.

Made some pizza balls.

>>150142652
what the fuck? who in their right mind thought that public execution was a good idea? should have let Arman get it first.

keep em sneedin nigga what the fuck u feedin nigga

>>150142584
>I hear “Nigger” in the air tonight

>>150142685
Show us a cross section after they’re cooked

>>150142301
This dude weighs like 290

>>150142692
I think daner and the matchmakers know justin is on his way out so might as well let ilia get a highlight off of him while he's still somewhat relevant and respected enough. Arman and Paddy will still be here when justin retires.

>>150142721
You'd like that wouldn't you

>>150140936
deep..

'zza pie

>>150142685
This actually says a lot about society.

>>150142101
do you think tito knows how retarded he's become or nah

>>150142783
That's not how being retarded works b

>>150141752
Haram!

>>150142740
so let me get this straight, he agreed on BMF fight considering he would win and get title shot but got turned into actual highlight of the year. then he fought fizzy and thought it was enough to get title shot and aped out the moment paddy and Arman were into consideration for title shot. this is some bullshit man. honestly if Islam wins, this one was filler fight anyway and all will be null once that fight is booked.

I hope ben askren pulls through

>>150142799
well yeah but like if i were retarded and everyone was constantly making fun of me for being a retard i feel like i'd get the hint eventually

>>150142816
Have you met are Toby

>>150142783
You laugh but he's rich as fuck and owns a ton of businesses

>>150142839
lol true

Tonight's dinner will be wonk nose and green peppers

cooka da meatball

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DRSP8ZOJvNA strickland, pyfer, sneed, rogan. There seems to be a pattern here.

>>150142905
Can't say I disagree

Abus can defeat an opponent in the octagon but can he defeat the drug epidemic in Frankfurt?

>>150142929
David Bowie fixed that with Christiane F years ago

>>150142922
damn pyfer almost got killed over uncharted 3 or 4

GSP lives in Montreal btw

Montreal, Arizona

Why is tony fighting salt bae?

>>150143014
legacy

dolidze
erceg
hill
c-rod
matsumoto
CLD

>>150143014
What do you mean why?

>>150143010
is it hot there?

>>150143014
what's this kids real name? I doubt his mother named him that.

>>150143071
Nathaniel Bustamante

>>150142343
Will be tuning in to this over the Slopex

>>150143051
we dont post selfies here

>>150143071
I think you'd be surprised

>>150143132
Turn your monitor on

doo name nathaniel bustinmymouth ah HELLLLL nah

a classic heem back and forth

Is this a sign of a Dricus victory?

>kerrang
Chatri wept

chartreuse

>>150140744 (OP)
Have event in my town again Dana

>>150143226
cointreau

>>150143254
coquelicot

>>150143314
*kills you*

>>150143346
smaragdine

Mmmm smetana...

Gane was behind the gtp 5 flop

>>150143173
thumbnail looked like a guy showering and you can see his bum

me v you

>be Gane
>fight once a year
>put a lackluster performance
>freetitleshot.jpg
he has it figured out.

>>150143387
Put the spice down

>>150143387
Why are Brits so gay?

>>150142744
Yea, that’s why I asked for it

>>150143449
>>150143456
>>150143424

>>150143424
One of the worst moments in the history of our sport

my hero

>>150143469
True, Israel was still breathing

VPN off

Jolie Poirier

>>150143424
THREE UNANSWERED SHOTS?!

>>150143469
I bet Imavov by KO and won a grip

How many bongs till early prelims?

>>150143424
makes it 10 times funnier when you remember imavov is shit

A grip?

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>150143529
imavov ragdolls gane in training, he must be good

Tomala posters wont like this
https://youtu.be/f_yAfZAP698?si=cbG9yrDDUKBVb51r

>>150143475
thanks to fag niggard now adesanya will fight like even more of a pussy so we'll never see him close to going out cold again

bro is incapable of losing to good fighters

>>150143596
Jan took his soul i fear

you cover this sport?

i refuse

>>150143677
Yes you are refuse

>>150143684
p0wned that n00b

You're already following them you dolt

we can't fuck them raw in the asshole with no lube

>>150143727
Is action bronson the most revolting piece of lard?

>>150141937
for my part, I have to agree with the Swedish anon's post (>>150141945)

>>150143596
I'm seeing he lost to 5 good fighters in that picture alone what are you talking about?

>>150143727
if you don't like pizza, fuck you

I follow no man

>>150143758
come on man

I come on no man

discus duplessis

I finally figured out who Dricus reminded me of...

I just realised when mutts last had two champs they were both called Sean how weird is that

Just saw the clip of Strickland bitching about Khamzat going hard on an amateur MMA fighter
Isn't this the same guy that regularly does his level best to murder youtubers (while failing)

Sean Salmon

>>150143855
he was joking around but you know that

why are people talking about sean strickcel? he hasn't been relevant for a year.

Khamzat you can't go so hard on this amateur guy there's real MMA fighter here for you to spar
*gets tapped out by Khamzat in sub 3 minutes*

Chama!

>>150143876
I started the meta, the others are just clout chasers

>>150143901
Fuck you

>>150143891
Chama these nuts on top of your head

so is strickland literally waiting out a dricus rematch or what? I don't understand his endgame. only way he gets that rematch is if he wins another fight, or someone gets injured while booked for khamzat(if he loses) even that is unlikely because there are other contenders now. is he really just doing the tantrum sit out method? he's ngannou'ing his prime.

honestly? Davey Grant was on a good run if not for the split decisions

fuck you bubblehead

>>150143914
He and Chris Curtis are currently suspended for attacking that guy in that d-level promotion.

Demon Blackshear, what a name.

sean is suspended infinitely so..

there was this mythical mma figher who competed in the ufc named francis ngannou. he was the most hyped and most feared name. he was in his fighting prime making millions upon millions of dollars despite just getting started. things were only up from there. he could have been the next GOAT. the next superstar. but he decided to do some oil sheik boxing and completely tank his ufc career.

cannonier was the last person to beat sean strickland

>>150143924
he didn't have anything lined up prior to that though. not even in talks for a fight.

>named Wellmaker
>makes opponents Unwell
you literally can't make this up shit

>>150143907
No thanks gaylord

>>150143953
I beat strickland. beat him off in a phone booth that is

>>150143953
strickchud got slapped around by welterweights before that

It's Friday that means I'm extra lonely today :(

>>150143975
we are here for you sneeb

>>150143975
Same besides an abundance of sex-having

going to a bar, have fun here losers

I'm back now for a bit, I'd there anything anyone wants to say to me?

santiago ponzinibbio. wasn't that the little fella from the movie that was made out of wood?

>>150143982
That's not you

this shit is boring. I am off to watch gooby's cock.

Dirty Diana, no

Somewhere out there, is a man named Dana Black... who hates a man named John Johnson.

heeminder ilia has the technology

>>150144013
Is that the same universe where you didn't stuff ya DDP (dirty diaper panties) in ya dead daddy's mouth while you was ridin' him?

>>150144031
what kind of sick post is this! eugh

>>150144031
That's disgusting!

>>150144031
VERY DISRESPECTFUL!

i bet i could hit topuria with an onslaught of twisted yo-yo spins to his wonk nose

I would beat the shit out of topuria he's like 5'7 and tiny

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

>>150143596
>meme'd on by old man Silva
>life and death with Gastelum
>heemed Rob
>beat and meme'd on by Romero
>heemed Costa
>gifted an old man who just won the title hoping to make him a double champ
>schooled
>gifted undeserving Marvin for an easy ko win
>leg tapping session
>beat by Rob
>leg tappèing session with Jared
>saved from being slumped face first by Goddard
>finally a heem
>bullied before, during and after the fight with Strickland, literal humiliation ritual
>gifted title shot
>actually chains shots, land a spinning elbow that would've flatlined most people in the division
>lol Dricus wins
>actually picking Imavov apart
>still hasn't learnt how to defend a right hand
unironically rate his run /heem/, I think the only hall of fame levels about it are astroturfing's

I;m the one who supplied Epstein with all the children.
I told them I was taking them to meet McCauly Caulkin, but when I drew back the curtain it was actually Epstein and all his Mossad friends. Ari was there, too.
The only person who ever came close to stopping us was Tito Ortiz, but we managed to distract him with some dog treats.

>>150144127
..on mine craft, right?

oi bruv ya takin' the piss

Do you know what your mom's ass looks like in detail? You should! They could replace her with a double and you would never fucking know.

>>150144127
Huntington Beach's finest

i have chills

They gave the apezilian an oscar for this vaginal performance

on paper Chimaev beats DDP. therefore DDP will win.

>>150144169
holy fuck that was a brutal axe kick

I have chills.

>>150144145
Nah fuck that!!

>>150144169
>but he was on one knee!
precisely, dumbass.

>>150144152
*losses*

>>150144194
Huh?

gina carano mukbang

>>150144189
He's getting into his Buffer Zone

the ufc appeared in that new naked gun movie
gaetje v usman main event, bruce buffer and big jon mccarthy was there
jon anik and bisping were on commentary; bisping cant act

Cain killed Abus out of jealousy.

muck about and find out mate

British people be like "Oi love pop a kettle on the stove and when it starts to whistle so you take 1 lump or 2 with your cuppa?"

Americans just crack open a cold Arizona and keep fucking our wife.

gina carANO

>>150144233
americas sip on ipas while someone fucks their wife

>>150144233
You have sex with men (canine and human).

Chills. (boxing btw)

2 cokeheads

>>150144233
hell yeah brother HH

>>150144194
Craig misinterpreted the rule but the hue is still a flopping faggot

>>150144277
No known weightclass

Our wife clears.

Blud really said “canine men”

>>150144315
Your dead daddy is not your wife.

>>150144318
canine men sound like the guys that will feud with the fighting nerds in WCW 2000

>>150144283
Megan looks so cute here. If Lil Joey scored her, there’s hope for virtually every single man on the planet.

>>150144339
wholesome

>>150144332
Lol.

Angela "Wanda Sykes" Hill

angela "alien ties" hill

>>150144339
This is why they pay Angela Hill the big bucks

>>150144355
this slaps harder
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0TWTnYZBdM
and any boomers here know that Genki Sudo used to walk out to Limp Bizkit

>>150144339
beautiful white woman

when will we get a NK fighter in da UFC?

>>150144339
This woman is literally part alien, her granddads cum was fused with alien eggs. Look into it

>>150144415
oh fugggggg

>>150144385
based my fellow bizkit fan. The reason I chose take a look around is cause I want my fans to think I'm smarter than I am, introspective and refined. Basically trying to get laid by emo/goth girls type of angle

Angela Hill loves White penis

>>150144339
We all love our girl angela hill but sadly the brapzillian is too strong

>>150144124
yeah i'm not one to pick apart title reigns but izzy's is genuinely complete shite, definitely the worst of the fighters people would consider the best of all time

Demetrius johnson exposes himself as a self hating black man
https://youtu.be/b6zeJ9A3mtI?si=S2J6OsKxqtRVeDAa

Can’t spell abuse without Abus PREPARE TO DIEFER JOE PYFER

>>150144521
we been knew

>>150144541
>>150144541
>>150144541

y nuevo