Early thread. Someone do something.
abus demolishes shartland in the rematch and goes 2-0 btw
First for the only ranked canadian fighter Zahabi
The English saddo isn't here, thank god. He'd still at his desk waiting until his boss tells him he can go home
>I remember the old heads at sherdogs writing heaps of erotica back then in the ford escort ngannou days. All maga qoomers ofc. Theyโd vividly describe what they imagined ngannou would do to them if he were to face them, and some ofc โjokedโ about him his way with their wives and how they wouldnโt be able to stop him roflmao Joe Rogan is prolly the most flagrant he would gleefully describe a dream where he was used as a condom by Jon Jones hhhahhahahhahah
What a life for a grown man. Civilization is fucked, humans are lost
Philly pawg milfs with Cooper sharp cheddar
>>150140803nah nah nah kill everyone who were making this video
Superior beings? Really?
Animals don't make eachother sit at desks for 9 hours straight, Animals don't smoke crack, Animals don't cancel dates with 5 minutes notice, Animals don't beat people up for no reason
Humans are animals, checkmate.
>>150140760Charlesbros.... that should have been Pisslam...
Congrats to our Birtsh poster for havng sex. Unironically happy for you b.
Remember when dat doo typed punpun? Embarrassing really.
>>150140766second for american champions.......
>>150140826>the human animal
>>150140826What a dumb, redundant comment. Thatswasn't in dispute
>>150140841Hahahahhahaha! Absolutely bothered.
animals bully other animals all the fuckin time
>>150140803Fuck It Friday
>>150140821Someone here posted a video of a pelican decapitating it's newborn, the reason being cause it was too small to survive.
My main hobby? Destroying bongs in the marketplace of ideas.
milf porn oh my bad this isnt google
https://youtube.com/shorts/fcx-9j1niRk?si=p4lP0RC9Knc7eweG
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welcome to the family BROTHER
Donโt forget DADDIES still run this shit
>>150140889only brazza winning here is ank doe
>>150140877Do better Finland
>>150140889only 2 of those people are fathers
Aspinall and Pereira
>>150140907Ank, Khamzat and Islam all have families they just donโt post them for ya chomo ass to goon over
>>150140916nah they dont
>goonyeah I'm sure they'd appreciate being called daddy by some weird paki
>>150140921Theyโre your daddies albeit
>IM SORRY I BROUGHT THIS MUCH SHAME TO ALL OF MUSLIMS ALLAH BUT I'M TERRIFIED OF HIM....ILLIA...TOPURIA I CAN'T BEAT HIM AND I HAVE NO FAZZA WHO I CAN KILL TO SUCCESSFULLY DUCK HIM, I HAD TO RUN!! DON'T YOU SEE THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T DO IT ALLAH DON'T VAPORIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>150140929you clearly have a sexual fetish for this shit retard
crazy how topuria just finds that shot, rarely will you ever see him wing a knockout blow
>>150140938We donโt sign our posts while gooning to children
islam and ankalaev? the 30 somethings with all the money in the world yet no families? kwab
>>150140962>gooning to childrenyou brought this up out the blue hmm I wonder why?
>>150140985Every accusation is an admission I fear
>>150140871Putting something out of its misery is not comparable to any of the English saddo behaviour
>>150140985You were complaining that brazzas donโt post their families for ya wank bank sadly
>>150140889Why do they look like that?
>>150141042I said there were 2 fathers (Aspinall and pereira) in that picture you fuckin illiterate retard
>>150140803>Has a full scale commercial kitchen at his disposal>Doesn't make caramel from scratch, uses slop>Doesn't make chocolate sauce from scratchI know it's just for a shitposting video, but fucking hell, this level of laziness triggers me, man.
At least Volk's retard cuisine puts in some work.
>>150141044dies in a plane crash
tfw
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whn this guy becomes champion u all remember i boy'd him first
https://youtu.be/psGNvQKMLk4?si=UY2Wjx5vCCFhSTqw
What do you reckon Islam's stack is?
>>150141126The irony is your meng is stiff
>>150141044Olives is done
Volk and Max wins aged well tho cuz volk won the belt back and max can clearly still fight
i'm not watching the one bahtfights recently, they're dragging no-name ricefarmers from the deepest jungles of siam, its over.
only RWS still has good bahts.
>>150141044This is far less evil and satanic than what Paddy is doing but he's still profiting off of beating up old guys who aren't in their prime
>>150141044Like shit when Paddy just bullies and spanks him
>>150140938Sounds like you're joining on the foreplay I'd say?
>>150141044>oliveira>holloway>volkor
>oliveira>volk>volk>poirier>moicano
>>150141329>joining onSAAAAAAAAAAR
>>150141344More like
>Flushed old shitter>CTE'd emaciated retard>Flushed old shitterOr
>Peak Shartles>Peak Volk>Peak Volk>Dustin>Peak Moicano
>>150141356What do you want, Singh?
people forget man peak money moicano was a marauder !!!
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>>150141376EXCALAMATION POINT MAKE ME SEE RED
>>150141357Second Volk can't be considered Peak Volk since he was on short notice
bryce mitchell and josh emmett were also championship fights when you really think about it
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH PEAK MOICANO WITH THE DOCTAH STOPPAGE OVER BENOIT SAINT PENIS
Islam has never quite tasted the power like Josh frigging Emmet has
hot take: peak moicano beats prime khabib, however islam beat him because he's just that good though
50k ige beat lopes on 4 hours notice
does coffee badging exist in mma?
>>150141324Paddy getting chinned will be the funniest shit ever
>>150141357We aint even close to seeing Peak Moicano b
>>150141367learn how to spell you curry brained retard
jubli
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>>150141367Bodied that jeet
You now remember when Khamzat used to call himself Khabib 2.0.
Yeah, chills
Diego Lopes is going to fucking die
Lopes vs Silva should not have been sanctioned
He will actually just fucking die
>>150141449he was poisoned vs shartles and shartman
You're better than everybody here just stop hurting people in the gym.
>>150141344being serious i don't know which of these is better. topuria's got more valuable individual wins but they also weren't coming off of winstreaks, while islam's two best wins were. however islam beat volk coming up in weight, while charles lost to ilia coming up in weight. and neither cleared their divisions before becoming champion so you can weigh the two title reigns pretty fairly. there's a lot of factors here man. however when islam loses to jdm this won't really matter at all i guess
Noooo stop knocking out 1-1 amateur fighters in the gym your a top UFC fighter you can't just hecking do that!!
>>150141481He deserves to be heemed after his dogshit title fight performance
>>150141507Holy shit he caught THE *checks notes* uhh he knocked out uhhhh um...
>>150141460There's nothing spelled incorrectly you retarded street shitter, what you meant was to use proper grammar which would still be incorrect.
>>150141507O'Malley couldn't do this with 5000 significant strikes.
>>150141518Lmao, you got revved bigly playa!
>>150141482Hey that's morethan half so pretty good
No wonder he is such good friends with Trumpedo
>>150141527Because he ... Has children?
>>150141521anyone can get a heem. when sean secured the standing TKO i knew he was a future champion
The thread is dreadful I fear
>>150141518The phrase is
>joining in on NOT
>joining onyou stupid fuckin brown bitch ahahahah
Mfe whenever the schizo spammer is posting.
>>150141527Dana has never spent more than an hour with those kids combined
He spends all of his time snorting cocaine and losing blackjack, he doesn't raise his children. Probably doesn't even remember their names
>>150141533yeah well fuck you man
>>150141539i don't speak a english but i think you bodied that freak
>>150141542my fucking ear
>>150141044Not so good, in all honesty:
>Charles Old, 2-2 in his last 4; finished by Islam, lost to a younger contender in Shartman, went life and death with the corpse of Cuckler (lul)
>Max Uberdrained by the weightcut, wouldโve been a good win at 155; also accumulated too much damage over the years
>VolkOld, depressed and had been heemed dead like 2 months prior.
What separates a champion from a bum is knowing how to win rounds
If the other guy doesn't just fall over when you hit them, what do you do? That's what makes a fighter a champion.
We got a lot of round winners but not a lot of real fighters.
>>150141544Imagine getting to know your daughters couldn't be me!
>>150141533He had them alright he probably invited his friends ari and donald too
>>150141546Vihaan ruskeita ihmisiรค
When spammy speaks you shut the fuck up and listen. Period.
khamzat and dricus dont even know rounds are judged
oh say can you sneed
by the donzerly light
>>150141539So nothing was spelled incorrectly, Patel? Thanks now go get me my corndog.
>>150141578When you come at the KING you best come correct
Xadame when xhe gets reminded that xhe jerks off pitbulls with xer armpiggy.
You both lost cuz you got mad. Thems the rules playa!
I thought the abus vs pyfer poster was a photoshop now I know it's real and I'm gobsmacked
ladies & gentlemen
START YOUR ENGINES!!!
>>150141598'Fraid you lost ya whole life, Ms. Piggy.
>>150141588>>150141578India civil war happening live right now on /heem/
OOOOOHHHHHH THE SCREENCAPS ARE OUT!!!!!
>>150141614>>150141588You are the dumbest, most braindead tranny on this general. Kill yourself you retarded, worthless, parasitic insectoid CHINK.
>>150141622This shit should not be sanctioned
Guys are taking life altering brain damage for $1000
And itโs not even fun to watch
>>150141632Aren't you literally black you fucking third world freak. Go back to africa and get mauled by a hippo like your mother did or some shit you fat negroid freak
>>150141646Ur opinion=WGAF
It's Friday which means Xadame is extra lonely I'm afraid.
>>150141636UFC was so mad their chance at an Indian fanbase lost they cut Breeden lol
>>150141647my nigguh BS tanked that shit #redskinpride
>Aren't you literally black you fucking third world freak. Go back to africa and get mauled by a hippo like your mother did or some shit you fat negroid freak
>>150141646>And itโs not even fun to watchFACT CHECK: False!
>>150141667Nice selfie now turn on your monitor. Algerian mutt nigger
Watching slapshit, ALWAYS watching slapshit.
>>150141685You watched so much transsexual porn you gave yourself autogynephilia.
i know for a fact that there is a video of valerie loureda pooping on a towel in the middle of her apartment taht some simp paid her handsomely for. i just cant prove it
anyway im gonna go drop a schaub in the till brb
>>150141675Retarded fucking way to crack walnuts. You lace your fingers and crack then with your palms you ugly pedo freak
There should be more women slappers imo
>>150141699theres several videos of her shoving her french tips up her butthole
darren till james vick joe pyfer
>Nice selfie now turn on your monitor. Algerian mutt nigger
>>150141646WE LOVE POWERSLAP HERE PLAYA!
>>150141714Danny Gay tanked that shit playa
getting life altering brain damage for $1000 is one of the core reasons I watch combat sports if I'm truthful
>>150141714Gay tanked that but a little short hook from Pitbull had him doing the stanky leg
Evloev has less power than ryan hall
>>150141721once they get too much money they lose the will to fight
>>150141721Shut up and let the professionals play their sport
>Retarded fucking way to crack walnuts. You lace your fingers and crack then with your palms you ugly pedo freak
>>150141703>and crack thenSaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Sitting at the mosque after prayer waiting for khabib and islam to get fucked up and gamble on stake.com inshallah takbir.
>>150141714Genuinely one of the only times I've seen Ige actually get hurt which is wild that it came from Movsar
>>150141745>Reddit spacing
yeah.... changing topics
DDP heems that swedish terrorist
>>150141777That chink BODIED that freak's kid
>>150141763>dead daddy gaping
Any Dolidze fans????? No? oh well maybe next time.
>>150141817Umm buddy that's a FREAKING forbidden word ok??
Where does Cameron Saimaan fit in all of this?
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here's a postcard gane
send it to your friends
Don't post while swinging ya dirty diaper panties in the air like you just don't care, playa!
>>150141838Nothing is forbidden when you have that cute little airplane icon on your mobile device
Heil Hitler
You don't realise it but we're witnessing Oliveria's tony era
>>150141817Turn on your monitor
>>150141851Ban evasion is against the hecking rules bud!
>>150141843Doesn't fit onto much anymore after the double dip BBC dick daddy dickdown I fear.
how they got oliveria fighting 4 months out from a zeem?
nigga shouldnt be training for 6 months let alone fighting
Found this lost footage of madame Xneed
damn unc cooked with that webm
>>150141870You have suicidal depression and autogynephilia from your father raping you.
>>150141884@Grok is this true?
>>150141879All white people look like this to me.
>Snned wants attention
>Sneed craves attention
>So they give it to him
somethings not adding up?
>>150141907Stop misgendering xer.
bro look at this post from 4chan I took it 100% seriously
Madame Xneed after getting bottom surgery
Sneed wasn't raped by his dad, but he was indeed raped by his spanish teacher when he was in middle school and this caused him autogynephilia, just check the 'rchives
>>150141937Stop fucking posting for god's sake. Alternatively kill yourself but whatever gets you to stop typing.
>he a runner he a track star
>nigga aint even hit hard
>he can't take the pain, he can't get scarred
>She hurt anyone that gets involved
whom amst I?
>check the 'chives
nigga just post your Sneed folder
>Stop fucking posting for god's sake. Alternatively kill yourself but whatever gets you to stop typing.
>>150141951I'm not spammy I just remember
>>150141954I look like this and eat ice cream like this.
>>150141943Stop misgendering Madame Armpiggy.
>>150141968Why is homeboy watching
>>150141968God I wish that was me.
Some excellent posts ITT.
rather watch bumfights than slapslop
>>150141968>>150142009The piggy white boys be real quiet after dat.
They bussies must be hangry.
>>150142017Imagine Schaub taking a BBC while getting his hair pulled back.
>>150142033No I don't think I will
me to slaves of the regime
>>150142033Turn off your VPN
>>150142037That's not how the meme works this makes it look like the slaves to the regime are heeming you
>>150142016Turn off your opinion.
>>150141551>life and death with cuckler he got 50-44'd despite fighting in a no rules gamemode
>>150142044OOOOOOHHHHHH HERB DEAN WITH THE DDT
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE
Many meds, many many many many meds....
little known fact big brown brendan schaub dicked down girlboss comedian whitney cummings with his big brendan cock and got her pregnant #alpha
swear to God the brains on you retards its unfathomable how stupid you are.
hoes calling me the dab daddy in a case of mistaken identity
>>150142075This is factual, thicccboy bike club was a ruse to go and dick down whitney
>>150142077We don't sign our posts here
>>150142101Tito you're bleeding brother
>>150142085imaginr the 3sum
>>150141777gooby will never get his shit together will he
>>150142110I have the brain of Cody, gaethje and jiri
>>150141945Many are saying this
Many bitches are mad I'm afraid.
mini bitch? what is that, your nickname?
Jiri Prolapseka'd my anus on an extra THIGGG Schaub. Was gripping for dear life
What did Luke Thomas experience during his time in the marines?
The webm of the swedish girl getting fucked in a drive way is still up
>>150142110Andrade ruins this webm
>>150142188He killed at least 2 completely innocent kids
Luke Thomas holds the US military record for most confirmed kills via ten-finger choke with an astonishing 687 children humanely euthanized by his hands.
>>150142204Thanks I'll go jerk off to it.
>>150142215That's the price of freedom son
luke thomas used to explode brains out of skulls and now he wants ufc fighters to be fired for saying faggot on tv
The churka child choker they call are Luke
>>150142215Based. Real ones disregard the Geneva conventions
There can only be one LT round these parts
Luke Thomas once dangled me by my ankles from the top of a skyscraper because I tweeted "Poop Thomas" at him
>>150142215The president ordered it.
>>150142215stop trying to make me like Luke
>>150141711where can i find them?
Luke thomas once somehow managed to create an iron maiden torture device out of bamboo and banyan trees
is it sneed or spammy taht posts all those death videos?
What the FUCK did you just say about Ilia Topuria you little BITCH. He's a generational talent, admit it or I'm going to fucking KILL YOU right NOW!
>>150142298>sneed or spammysame guy
>>150142298hmm good question
>>150142310therye different ppl. its still being argued whether spammy and coralare teh same person, but im certain taht sneed is 100% a different person
>>150142323Many big dick mfers are saying this
>>150142301He's literally a pussy without his m60 machine gun or flamethrower don't worry
Luke "Rockhold" Thomas Aspinall
Luke Thomas stays strapped with the Napalm launcher I lament
>>150142343quick some call the FBI there's a terrorist on BKFC
>>150142298doubt it, the same flag was posting vids of blacks and indians losing 10-8 to trains a few weeks ago
>>150142326if you think coral and spammy are the same guy you're a certified brain dead mongoloid
They took down the webm of the swedish girl getting fucked in a driveway
So that settles it! Coral, Jack Yadong and spammy are all the same pedophile
>>150141708Most women are slappers
>>150142378there was a time a few years back when coral and spammy were fighting for the postion of "that guy" in heem threads. tehre were some times i was confused about who was who
the one way to tell them apart was when spammy didnt get his way, he would spam the thread with scat pics until he either got banned or hit the bumpo limit and then he would try his shit again. it may have also been coral, but i dont care taht much as its my first time thinking about it in a while
>>150142417well make the main event da crazy Hawaiian and have an all female card under him, he's moving mountains for Slapfest or whatever its called.
>>150142393>>150142444calendar is a black pedophile and tranny lover
coral got perma'd but he shows up every once in a while, unboxes trading cards with his fat fuck fingers on his gay youtube channel
actual spammy (not sneed's bullies) doesn't come here anymore
Too much tasty ass round these parts rn icl heem
>>150142474so whose the one spamming the death videos?
imagine similar shit to McMahon coming out about Dana involving Ngannou and other black fighters.
ngannou has killed several children
Anthony Hernandez missed weight by half a pound
>>150142517Hey, one of those was proven in the court of law to NOT be his fault
>>150142474its not that deep bud
you can't be bullied on 4chan
>>150142557Tell that to sneed and circles they found a way
>>150142502Colby caught him with that ladyboy prostitute in vegas
>>150140889Dricus
Chama
Aspinall
Jack Dela
Do not respond.
I want to say nigger tonight
>>150142557that's not true I'm Sneed's bully
got him shoved in a locker right now and he's screeching to be let out haha I call it the Sneed Locker
shit is so cash
>>150140936Damn ai is getting really good. Soon we can make our own dream matchups.
>>150142584I sent this post to the italian government they're tracking you down right now
I put myself in a locker one time and that shit is scary, I was lucky it was during school hours
>>150142593wogs can say it though.
>>150142607Just open it dumbass you can't lock a locker from the inside
>>150142593Thank you, now Giorgia Meloni will summon me to Palazzo Chigi to personally shake my hand
>>150142622my friends locked it and ran away
>>150141536I figured most people would be bitching about the ilia vs justin but i guess they got it out of their system earlier.
>>150142639I wish Giorgia touched my hand and penis
>>150141552True, khashit was good at this and that's why he was undefeated.
>>150142652what the fuck? who in their right mind thought that public execution was a good idea? should have let Arman get it first.
keep em sneedin nigga what the fuck u feedin nigga
>>150142584>I hear โNiggerโ in the air tonight
>>150142685Show us a cross section after theyโre cooked
>>150142301This dude weighs like 290
>>150142692I think daner and the matchmakers know justin is on his way out so might as well let ilia get a highlight off of him while he's still somewhat relevant and respected enough. Arman and Paddy will still be here when justin retires.
>>150142721You'd like that wouldn't you
>>150142685This actually says a lot about society.
>>150142101do you think tito knows how retarded he's become or nah
>>150142783That's not how being retarded works b
>>150142740so let me get this straight, he agreed on BMF fight considering he would win and get title shot but got turned into actual highlight of the year. then he fought fizzy and thought it was enough to get title shot and aped out the moment paddy and Arman were into consideration for title shot. this is some bullshit man. honestly if Islam wins, this one was filler fight anyway and all will be null once that fight is booked.
I hope ben askren pulls through
>>150142799well yeah but like if i were retarded and everyone was constantly making fun of me for being a retard i feel like i'd get the hint eventually
>>150142816Have you met are Toby
>>150142783You laugh but he's rich as fuck and owns a ton of businesses
Tonight's dinner will be wonk nose and green peppers
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DRSP8ZOJvNA strickland, pyfer, sneed, rogan. There seems to be a pattern here.
>>150142905Can't say I disagree
Abus can defeat an opponent in the octagon but can he defeat the drug epidemic in Frankfurt?
>>150142929David Bowie fixed that with Christiane F years ago
>>150142922damn pyfer almost got killed over uncharted 3 or 4
>wipes his ass with his canadian passport to become American
GSP lives in Montreal btw
Why is tony fighting salt bae?
dolidze
erceg
hill
c-rod
matsumoto
CLD
>>150143014What do you mean why?
>>150143010is it hot there?
>>150143014what's this kids real name? I doubt his mother named him that.
>>150143071Nathaniel Bustamante
>>150142343Will be tuning in to this over the Slopex
>>150143051we dont post selfies here
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>>150143071I think you'd be surprised
>>150143132Turn your monitor on
doo name nathaniel bustinmymouth ah HELLLLL nah
a classic heem back and forth
Is this a sign of a Dricus victory?
>>150140744 (OP)Have event in my town again Dana
Gane was behind the gtp 5 flop
>>150143173thumbnail looked like a guy showering and you can see his bum
>be Gane
>fight once a year
>put a lackluster performance
>freetitleshot.jpg
he has it figured out.
>>150143387Put the spice down
>>150143387Why are Brits so gay?
>>150142744Yea, thatโs why I asked for it
>>150143424One of the worst moments in the history of our sport
>>150143469True, Israel was still breathing
>>150143424THREE UNANSWERED SHOTS?!
>>150143469I bet Imavov by KO and won a grip
How many bongs till early prelims?
>>150143424makes it 10 times funnier when you remember imavov is shit
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>150143529imavov ragdolls gane in training, he must be good
Tomala posters wont like this
https://youtu.be/f_yAfZAP698?si=cbG9yrDDUKBVb51r
>>150143475thanks to fag niggard now adesanya will fight like even more of a pussy so we'll never see him close to going out cold again
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bro is incapable of losing to good fighters
>>150143596Jan took his soul i fear
>>150143677Yes you are refuse
>>150143684p0wned that n00b
You're already following them you dolt
we can't fuck them raw in the asshole with no lube
>>150143727Is action bronson the most revolting piece of lard?
>>150141937for my part, I have to agree with the Swedish anon's post (
>>150141945)
>>150143596I'm seeing he lost to 5 good fighters in that picture alone what are you talking about?
>>150143727if you don't like pizza, fuck you
I finally figured out who Dricus reminded me of...
I just realised when mutts last had two champs they were both called Sean how weird is that
Just saw the clip of Strickland bitching about Khamzat going hard on an amateur MMA fighter
Isn't this the same guy that regularly does his level best to murder youtubers (while failing)
>>150143855he was joking around but you know that
why are people talking about sean strickcel? he hasn't been relevant for a year.
Khamzat you can't go so hard on this amateur guy there's real MMA fighter here for you to spar
*gets tapped out by Khamzat in sub 3 minutes*
>>150143876I started the meta, the others are just clout chasers
>>150143891Chama these nuts on top of your head
so is strickland literally waiting out a dricus rematch or what? I don't understand his endgame. only way he gets that rematch is if he wins another fight, or someone gets injured while booked for khamzat(if he loses) even that is unlikely because there are other contenders now. is he really just doing the tantrum sit out method? he's ngannou'ing his prime.
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honestly? Davey Grant was on a good run if not for the split decisions
>>150143914He and Chris Curtis are currently suspended for attacking that guy in that d-level promotion.
Demon Blackshear, what a name.
sean is suspended infinitely so..
there was this mythical mma figher who competed in the ufc named francis ngannou. he was the most hyped and most feared name. he was in his fighting prime making millions upon millions of dollars despite just getting started. things were only up from there. he could have been the next GOAT. the next superstar. but he decided to do some oil sheik boxing and completely tank his ufc career.
cannonier was the last person to beat sean strickland
>>150143924he didn't have anything lined up prior to that though. not even in talks for a fight.
>named Wellmaker
>makes opponents Unwell
you literally can't make this up shit
>>150143907No thanks gaylord
>>150143953I beat strickland. beat him off in a phone booth that is
>>150143953strickchud got slapped around by welterweights before that
It's Friday that means I'm extra lonely today :(
>>150143975we are here for you sneeb
>>150143975Same besides an abundance of sex-having
going to a bar, have fun here losers
I'm back now for a bit, I'd there anything anyone wants to say to me?
santiago ponzinibbio. wasn't that the little fella from the movie that was made out of wood?
>>150143982That's not you
this shit is boring. I am off to watch gooby's cock.
Somewhere out there, is a man named Dana Black... who hates a man named John Johnson.
heeminder ilia has the technology
>>150144013Is that the same universe where you didn't stuff ya DDP (dirty diaper panties) in ya dead daddy's mouth while you was ridin' him?
>>150144031what kind of sick post is this! eugh
>>150144031That's disgusting!
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>>150144031VERY DISRESPECTFUL!
i bet i could hit topuria with an onslaught of twisted yo-yo spins to his wonk nose
I would beat the shit out of topuria he's like 5'7 and tiny
It's better to burn out than to fade away.
>>150143596>meme'd on by old man Silva>life and death with Gastelum>heemed Rob>beat and meme'd on by Romero>heemed Costa>gifted an old man who just won the title hoping to make him a double champ>schooled>gifted undeserving Marvin for an easy ko win>leg tapping session>beat by Rob>leg tappรจing session with Jared>saved from being slumped face first by Goddard>finally a heem>bullied before, during and after the fight with Strickland, literal humiliation ritual>gifted title shot>actually chains shots, land a spinning elbow that would've flatlined most people in the division>lol Dricus wins>actually picking Imavov apart>still hasn't learnt how to defend a right handunironically rate his run /heem/, I think the only hall of fame levels about it are astroturfing's
I;m the one who supplied Epstein with all the children.
I told them I was taking them to meet McCauly Caulkin, but when I drew back the curtain it was actually Epstein and all his Mossad friends. Ari was there, too.
The only person who ever came close to stopping us was Tito Ortiz, but we managed to distract him with some dog treats.
>>150144127..on mine craft, right?
oi bruv ya takin' the piss
Do you know what your mom's ass looks like in detail? You should! They could replace her with a double and you would never fucking know.
>>150144127Huntington Beach's finest
They gave the apezilian an oscar for this vaginal performance
on paper Chimaev beats DDP. therefore DDP will win.
>>150144169holy fuck that was a brutal axe kick
>>150144145Nah fuck that!!
>>150144169>but he was on one knee!precisely, dumbass.
>>150144189He's getting into his Buffer Zone
the ufc appeared in that new naked gun movie
gaetje v usman main event, bruce buffer and big jon mccarthy was there
jon anik and bisping were on commentary; bisping cant act
Cain killed Abus out of jealousy.
muck about and find out mate
British people be like "Oi love pop a kettle on the stove and when it starts to whistle so you take 1 lump or 2 with your cuppa?"
Americans just crack open a cold Arizona and keep fucking our wife.
>>150144233americas sip on ipas while someone fucks their wife
>>150144233You have sex with men (canine and human).
>>150144233hell yeah brother HH
>>150144194Craig misinterpreted the rule but the hue is still a flopping faggot
>>150144277No known weightclass
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>>150144315Your dead daddy is not your wife.
>>150144318canine men sound like the guys that will feud with the fighting nerds in WCW 2000
>>150144283Megan looks so cute here. If Lil Joey scored her, thereโs hope for virtually every single man on the planet.
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https://youtu.be/fT5t8Td9T44?si=FtiB-I48gkyjrJ4J
Angela "Wanda Sykes" Hill
>>150144339This is why they pay Angela Hill the big bucks
>>150144355this slaps harder
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0TWTnYZBdMand any boomers here know that Genki Sudo used to walk out to Limp Bizkit
>>150144339beautiful white woman
when will we get a NK fighter in da UFC?
>>150144339This woman is literally part alien, her granddads cum was fused with alien eggs. Look into it
>>150144385based my fellow bizkit fan. The reason I chose take a look around is cause I want my fans to think I'm smarter than I am, introspective and refined. Basically trying to get laid by emo/goth girls type of angle
Angela Hill loves White penis
>>150144339We all love our girl angela hill but sadly the brapzillian is too strong
>>150144124yeah i'm not one to pick apart title reigns but izzy's is genuinely complete shite, definitely the worst of the fighters people would consider the best of all time
Demetrius johnson exposes himself as a self hating black man
https://youtu.be/b6zeJ9A3mtI?si=S2J6OsKxqtRVeDAa
Canโt spell abuse without Abus PREPARE TO DIEFER JOE PYFER