Thread 149684012

Dan hooker. The best around.

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>>149663062

This bread is DEAD let's get some new life
>>149677319
>>149677319
>>149677319

>>149684037
>baked 8 hours ago...

uhhhh, amerisissies?!?!

>>149684012 (OP)
Gay gimmick

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
F U C K

CSO

>>149684077
OHHHHHHHHHHHH

This summer

Daniel Cormier IS Chris Dorner

>>149684077
CSO .

commies homoerotic fixation with strickchud
shant be posting in that crap thread

got out of bed this morning
went back to bed not long after

>>149684143
beast mode

>>149684057
los ebinos is back

>>149684206
Legendary Fight.

>>149684206
my DDPs are frozen

Dan Hooker

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WE ARE LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XswVRF5tRvM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XswVRF5tRvM
LUCAS TRACY DEFENDS HIS GOAT LIST

yeah i'm not watching that crap

I've seen all of the videos posted of Dan Hooker here and I think Gayche retarded as he is eventually heems him in the 2nd

gaethje vs hooker 2 would be kino

i am choosing this thread over the other

>>149684271
well yeah that's just how gaethje is. he is the most heemed heemer to ever do it.

fuckin eh Amanda Ribas has a fight soon, I think.

>>149684077
Even in death. The crew's all here. -CSO-

Amanda Riba vs Miranda Maverick is in works, I think.

Sanko is in negotiations to do the weigh-in show this week.

they dont do weigh in shows for fight nights, go back to new delhi

>>149684352
imagine the size of her clit

The Negotiations have come to a stand still.

we don't watch or discuss wmma here

wakandan mix martial arts

WMMA
M
M
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PFL women's division is doing extremely well rightt now with the likes of Dakota Dicheva and Talia Santos

total frog death

total faggot death

Gooby on top

>>149684468
literally no one has ever watched this crap

you're right but I'm also right

>>149684678
pfl goat

Poop Fart League

I want to post this

>>149684749
Holy fucking shit

It’s fucken 3am and im stuck in a hostel room with 6 people and this one chubby cunts shoes smell, what do I do b?

>>149684749
Freak Status: BODIED

When it comes to a guy like dDan Hooker you gotta wonder: what's his cock look like?

>>149684788
Hop on grindr and you know the rest sweetie

>>149684818
Turn on your monitor

>>149684788
do the tj dillashaw ape mating call where he goes "uh-uh-uh", that should establish dominance.

>>149684807
average length, thin girth

>>149684807
prehensile

>>149684807
it's shaped like a hook

>>149684928
Rendered unconscious
Vegetablized
In front of his wife
In front of his Children
In front of 25,000 fans in attendance
In front of Millions of fans around the world

>>149684928
VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER

few things more forced than pereira hate

Reddits last hope is paddy the faggy lmaooooo lil bros are cooked senpai

Muh Ramadan

Like bro it's called interment fasting in first world countries

the topuria dynasty

The UFC trilogy between Izzy and Pereira on The White House lawn would be kino

Someone give me a shop of Ilia with the bmf belt around his waist and two straps across each shoulder make it high resolution too

there's no reason for aleksandre to continue fighting at 135 now that ilia moved up

aleks must move down to flyweight

Arman looked like he saw a ghost when Ilia did the heeming

>>149685224
Alecks took a year hiatus to train ilia so I doubt he cracks the top 10

Is Topuria that good or is his division that bad?

Conor vs Jake Paul will unironically be kino since the goobs won't dive

>>149685293
He's that good at his niche little thing. Everyone is too well rounded to be able to survive it.

>>149685300
he'll get heemed outright within a round

>>149685308
Essentially his skill tree is top heavy, whereas everyone else is more balanced and better overall.

>>149685293
punching hard is the best base for mma

>>149685308
what is his niche little thing

>>149685343
Idk but whatever it is is a niche little thing

why come amy so low on jokers?

Strawberry chobani makes me shoot ropes

>>149685103
didnt feel like making hi res

Topuria's "niche little thing" is being better than his opponents everywhere.

If my niche you mean that fucking nuke of a right hand breaking your face then yes

Unless it's wrestling with Bryce Mitchell

hmmmm. I will take this new knowledge of Apturo into consideration

>>149685413
But enough about Dan Ige

>>149685416
the guy he ragdolled and submitted?

I suck dick harder than Brooklyn Wren.

They never loved you volk they just loved you right now

>>149685461
Bryce didn't submit Ilia

contrary to popular belief, jeff molina is not the first openly homosexual fighter to compete in the ufc

Imagine being gooby and if you just disappeared after the Alvarez fight you can literally feel good forever, but you didn't and did dumb shit and now you have lots of money but can never feel actually good

Gooby is living a life most of us fat out of shape cans would love to live and I can't hate him for that

>>149685332
>whereas everyone else is more balanced and better overall

>>149685060
I will beat Alexandre Topuria in 2.5 years time.

FACT: i have chills

Cramped rights as the meng was heemed new fetish unlocked

We were supposed to fight the early thread poster

>>149685829
an attempt was made but the thread was even earlier and shittier

any heemsters looking forward to the pacquiao fight

>>149685893
Wtf who's he fighting?

>>149685897
Rampage

>>149685893
yeah, /box/ might actually get a heem for once

>>149685897
>Mario Barrios
Paq is 46 this fight is a sideshow exhibition imo.

tbf pacquiao fought that massive nip not that long ago

Apparently Pacquiao fought a giant nipple might be wise not to count him out of this fight

>>149685562
that's paddy the junkie

I'm ready to fight Finland. What have you got BUDDEH?

When is Dan Hooker fighting again?

>>149686043
Sometime before 2026

>>149686057
Either post hand or an honest source

in this post I guess Dan Hooker's penis size

5.7 inches

>>149686063
I'll guess yours

3.1/5 inches

Dana rejected Canada based on his penis size

>>149686081
Yea. this kids a great fighter. Kid just doesn't meet that standard of manhood we're looking for here in the UFC

If topurai grappling is so good, why was he taken down and controlled for a round by Bryce Mitchell?

>>149686072
exorcised that demon!

>>149686108
he was hungover

>>149686108
Bryce Mitchell's got a takedown like a saltwater crocodile and the grip of a snapping turtle. Topuria only showed he could beat Bryce with the flu, mind you.

>>149686108
he wanted to make the fight more interesting, same as to why Gane allowed himself to get knocked down by Tuivasa and broke his foot on purpose during the second poolkov fight.

My dog keep snoring like shut up you dumb bitch.
Gonna just wrap her mouth up with some towle and duct tape easy peasy

whats worse
/box/ or /wnba/

>>149686162
thought that nigga got permaheemed by a car?

remember when the "french" guy said "in mass"

give johnny walker the title fight and i'd think you'd be surprised

It's always fun to watch these pure BJJ guys embarrass themselves in MMA.

>>149686072
muh dick is 6.2 inches
>>149686081
i creampied a can on the contender series but dana said he was unimpressed with my pacing

>>149686228
He always does surprise me when he gets knocked out like a cartoon character

Dana white is very particular about which cocks enter his ass

I could heem Caitlin clark

My walkout song? Why thanks for asking, it would be https://youtu.be/37zAeB_x2EM?si=i0XSh1Xs6Yo1FQVB

I have a huge white cock but it doesn't matter because I don't believe it, girls told me all the time oh your cock is special but I figured it was whorespeak

>>149686305
https://youtu.be/BDKM181eTsM?si=a5qXwn9i8aKDOq7X
show them tuf power brother HH

>>149686315
Tfw when

my walkout song would be the chris benoit theme imagine the pop the arena would get

>>149686274
do you want to post that cock? I highly doubt a china man has a dick within an inch of mines

>>149686377
im a bulgarian bull i only pretend to be taiwanese

>>149686343
why?

my walkout song? i would walk to the cage while playing a harmonica...poorly

>>149686416
Idk

i despise many of you

>>149686521
do you ever stop crying

>>149686521
are you looking in the mirror again

>>149686535
bodied that freakazoid

>>149686343
based
canadians btfo

dana white isnt allowed in canada

Dan hooker my goat

Are you seriously heem?
Are you seriously with me right now?

apologize to dana NOW

georges st pierre was born and raised in lafayette louisiana

are you giving back to your parents, heembros?

Riddler wins.

just heemed my mother

>>149684788
why are you in a hostel

de Hooker wins

>>149686615
no but i do happen to live with joshua van's mother as well

>>149686615
he's fucking her btw

>>149686263
Vieira has had a respectable run. At least HW is pretty barren so Buchecha can get a couple of meme finishes hopefully

>>149686612
should've been reindeer vs strickland

>>149686615
Why should we be grateful for being born? Unironicallyv

Just in case you forgot what happens whenever an ameribeast faces a euiropoid

>>149686629
>>149686633
>>149686648
You men need to take a long, hard look at yourselves.

>>149686647
strickchad is moving up weight to fight ank late october

JUST IN YOU CASE FORGOT

>>149686661
i'm literally joshua van

>>149686659
holy fucking heemola

>>149686659
no dickal shat his pants

The mma scoring criteria is pseudoscience

grok cannot follow them

>>149686670
So did derrin till in front of 30 thousand of his british compatriots.
can play this game all day muhammed / nigel / whatever the fuck you are lol

There's this chubby chick at work that is clearly interested in me. I'm talking like she flirts every single time we're on the phone discussing work stuff. She'd actually be really cute if she weren't overweight. She's 4'10 and I can sense that she'd be happy to suck me off while I watch the heems.
Should I make a mistake, bros?

America's last champion (Nigerian homosexual) was so terrified of a Brit he passed up the biggest payday of his life and vacated his belt.

>>149686709
I fucked her and she's a man and her boyfriend's black

>>149686709
I was finna say *just press her* tthen i saw shes 4'10. You can do better. Goblinas are diisgusting.

>>149686712
Talmbout lil uzi vert ?

>>149686712
You mean America's Current champ, an Aryan super goddess? As opposed to the proide of britain mr Tommmy I father retarded kidspnall.

>>149686712
it turns out tom was the one ducking all along

>wmma
oh bro's desperate desperate

What does Britain even have to be proud of now. Some dumpy dad bod bitch with tattoos that look like a surfboard from 2004. Fuck these clowns

Timothy mywifesretardedblackson Glassbonesinall... Lets see how long these guys one and only lasts.

>>149686721
She is a goblina. Ecuadorian & Spanish I think. I almost wanna be brutally honest and tell her to lose 50 lbs. She'd def get attention from guys
But yeah finna dodge that like I'm HW Jon Jones

america's hero jon jones shit his pants of the mere idea of fighting "Glassbonesinall"

your greatest hw fighter looks like ben rothwell if he could have afforded tattoos and a shave you proud of yourselves?

>>149686774
anything to say about how he fights?

>>149686763
real talk i oily read that first 2 sentences.
you havea 4'10 goblina,
goes to heem to muster up the strength
to ask his gordita to drop 50 fucking pounds
are you seriously?
your not seriously right now. you cant be.

>>149686766
Jon wasted an entire year of this council house livin' wigger while his retarded son shat up all his shoes and you here tellin me Tom won

Usury is the real problem, not fighter pay

>wigger
bro's just saying anything at this point

>>149686766
You stay seething despite the GOAT being retired for a few weeks now
;)
Bones understands how the game works, you dont

>>149686777
Yeah he looks like a spastic overweight man throwing bombs which I enjoy but just don't tell me it equates to skill, the first time Tom meets someone who isn't over 45 and can throw a punch he loses

>>149686793
the raped black faggot jones unretired as soon as he heard aspinall has a fight booked ackshually

If the Epstein files were closed, Jon can certainly regain his title back

>>149686795
Nauh actually he can shoot a sloppy dubble leg against a 50 year old arlovski after he gets trashed!
Jack slack wishes he had these analyses boy

>>149686795
>the first time Tom meets someone who isn't over 45 and can throw a punch he loses
why didn't anyone tell Jon R. Jones this
he could've made an easy 30mil

The Epstein files is in the bin yeh

>>149686805
>th-AACCK please dun hit me

>>149686818
Jon can't throw a punch tho, only person he ever rocked with a punch was piss drinker Machida

>>149686839
he hit 42 year old stipoo with a decent shot

the fight with stipe was an absolute crime now that the dust has settled

>>149686780
nah I'm not saying shit lmao that's how you get fired

Have you seen any crinkles to Tim's game outside a one two?
Once jones weathers that what now?

bro said crinkles

>>149686867
Sorry I meant Croinkles!
Tally ho!

Who’s next to crash out in the poofc now that even AI is liable to crash out

The Epstein thing was always bread and circus for the unwashed asshole masses

>>149686879
ARe you an american in mexico?

tom aspinall... GIFTED a ufc heavyweight belt

>>149686886
no

Are crinkles good or bad?

>>149686890
Ok so take your opinion and fuck off with it

>>149686893
talmbout crinkle cuts

truth hurts

chris "crinkle" curtis

>>149686919
bet you won't post the rematch

>>149686712
usman is american?

>>149686879
you're one of the specks of wet turd clinging to that unwashed asshole

I never tried grok is it based ?

Set a record for the least anything done in a championship fight
Which Country was that?

>>149686927
elaborate on your response

ur mom finna grok these nutz lmao

I think we are just doomed with Jones until the end of time

>>149686940
LMFAO THAT WAS CLEAN

>>149686928
It's a fucking spastic compared to chatgpt
You can see the finger print of Adderall cracked out dork programmers vs the scientists that are behind chatgpt

>>149686950
let me correct you son, its better if you have any type of bias into your prompt.
that's it.

>>149686928
It went legitimately full Nazi for awhile earlier but it got lobotomized

>>149686950
you actually use that shit?

>>149686950
The thing is that Grok completely gives into however you word the prompt. If you word it in a leftist manner you're gonna get some tranny shit, and vice reversa. ChatGPT at least tries to be objective.

>>149686966
Yeah I use chatgpt every day. Used grok a handful of times and it's been the same experience every time
It's a crazy useful tool once you get a sense of what it can reliably do

you guys scare me because you actually went from advanced social media right to ai, and you even know their names. you worry me for these reasons, you talk all wrong

ai chatbots have already surpassed 90% of you in mma analysis, i lament

do you goofs use AI you make posts for you?

>>149686977
does ChatGPT really try to be objective? I imagine it has a very leftist slant and highly restrictive parameters when it comes to regurgitating/synthesizing popular views

>>149686997
i forget the post i made and then post it and then forget it about it again and hten post it again
yet i blame that on the cocaine and mdma

kfc and ufc, plebs

>>149686996
I rage at the lamentations of you, Diego Sanchez KILLS Dan Hooker

AI needs to be objective and block out all the things deemed problematic, that’s how we know it’s objective

My inner voice is irish should I do sominboutit ?

*enters the thread*

Practical and dare I say, factual post.

>>149686987
wtf do you use it for

WOOOOOOOHOOOOO

WHEN HE POOPS IN MY PUMAS

WOOOOOHOOOOOO

>>149687042
It's basically a suped up search engine that you can interact with and get catered, hyperlinked results from. Its powers of synthesis and mimicry are also quite impressive.

me? it will be a while before i'm replaced. because my mma analysis is grounded in nuanced observations that simply aren't recorded as data anywhere. i look at their facial expressions when they get hit. i look at the physics of their strikes. i look at their chakra. you? you look at their record.

>>149687042
Idk all sort of shit. It's replaced Google for me mostly. Also for like compiling data making tables, and other stuff I can't think of. And it remembers stuff you tell it to and can recall. It's nuts

I don't need ai I have direct line with Gane

lmfao you ai faggots are so fucked, it’s literally just google but it speaks to you in a faggy tone so you can pretend you’re interacting with a real human

>>149687086
What the hell

>>149687113
It only does that if you talk to it like it's your friend retard. And have fun sifting through a dozen Google results moron

This bong trolling or is he truly a retard know it all

It's been 12 hours
What do we think?

A striking robot with next token prediction trained 100 thousand years in Isaac Sim would zeem most of the roster

>>149687125
yeah b I need to sift through a dozen results to find “Dricus du Plessis UFC record”

>>149687129
Why would you listen to some neet that does nothing but post on 4chan. There are based neets like that dude who has edited like 50% of wikipedia. Heem bongs are low tier neets

>>149687131
I think Lucas is unironically the worst of the mma YouTubers takes wise but no one has called it yet because he used to be funny when he was still fresh

>>149687141
his points and criteria are indenfisbile 90% of the time until his obvious bias comes in. Dude doesnt even place Conor in the top 50 yet he puts arman in the top 20...
Like if you just ignore his absolutely retarded (might be ragedbait) takes he's still a distant xth behind che guru joey bedtime, etc.
yea my llil wigga fell off.

just heemed my girl clean verbally in the presser

>>149687171
bet your girl was fat as shit though.

>>149687131
Horrible

>>149687171
>>149687181
whats his name

>>149686818
And now he will make even more money at the white house, and the things it will do for him outside the cage alone, makes it far more lucrative now.
Jon will likely see it as a sign from God. That God led him to vacate the belt in an act of faith that lead to an even bigger promised land. This will make Jon an unstoppable force of nature compared to what he would have been like just fighting Tom at a random ppv. This is God's plan now.

>>149687086
you are a horrible cunt

realistically, ilia topuria is the greatest fighter of all time. he's the best fighter of the most evolved era.

>>149687188
>This is god's plan n-ACK!!!! ACK ACK!!!

>>149687086
I can’t believe you’re talking to ai when a real life human being could answer all these for you. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>149687209
>3rd
very unrealistic simulation

Lucas is just a turbonormie, often goes off his biases and shallow feelings, a total npc with not much going up upstairs

most of you are pillowfisted

>>149687209
exactly what would happen

>>149687209
HERB WTF

>>149687209
Jon unironically wouldnt get past round 2

>>149687231
I have a 2-1 ammy record with 2 kos and only 1 tko (fake ass bullshit i was ready to stand up)
WBu?

>>149687244
I haven't fought anybody since freshman year of college in 2011

heem is absoulte shit. this board is genuinely only usable whenever ther'es a gem thread

>>149687209
This is what Jon R. Jones saw in his nightmares every night.

>>149687239
herb loves heems, just look at his face in pic knowing one is about to happen

>>149687266
useable? what are you trying to achieve here?

Are you still talking about Jon Jones? This guys been talked about for years. We have Merab, we have Tom, we have all of the things we have, and people are still talking about this guy? This creep? That is unbelievable

making fun of black homosexuals is a time honoured heem tradition

Yeah I'm picking derrick lewis

>>149687209
How does this look more accurate than modern poofc5

what will tom aspinall's custom shorts be?

>>149687361
Probably art of a union jack flag and a lake full of baked beans or some shit

Nigger

>>149687408
*uproarious applause*

Jon Jones big gay faggot that love brazza cream in his bung and you know this

tom aspinall's inactivity speaks volumes

Tom Aspinall has a fight booked

Tom has poop in his shoes, and honestly we can't deny it at this point

you mart sharters sure are obsessed with poop

The big turd will be left in the middle of the octagon after Tom gets DECISIONED by Jon Jones

>>149687171
went the distance but ended in a draw

yeah sure jon is terrified of tom right now but just you wait until he's 40 years old and hasn't trained in 3 years then tom is really in for a rude awakening

Megabum Austen Lane 4/1 dog against minibum Vitor Petrino. They're both jacked, but Lane is 3 inches taller. Let's go, Lane. I don't know how you can be that big and jacked and athletic and still suck so bad at fighting. But the size difference is there.

Side minge heemed

if you wanna recapture mma feelings watch diaz vs gomi

Tom will kill Gane.

Need post minge heeming breakfast

tom aspinall has nobody but himself to blame

He’s got all the right names on there, just that some are in the wrong order

SIMON GAME YOU BRING YOUR FAKE FRENCH ASS OUT HERE RIEHGT NOW

>>149687490
Kek do one for Tom Retardsson

>>149687489
No Brock? No Tito? This is nothing but regency bias.

>>149687493
Monitor

>>149687408
say for no reason just to be racist. how egey

Ilia Topuria has a hidden turd tucked away in his upper lip

>>149687518
We don’t talk about this enough

Joe has black semen tucked away in his upper rectum

Jon has brazza hair stashed away in his locket

>>149687493
TOM ASPENDOLL, YOU SILLY BASTARD! BRING YOUR TEA CUMPETS ASS OUT HERE TO! I HEARD YOU GOT A PROBLEMS, AND ITS A POOP IN MY SHOE PROBLEM! HAAA!

I have mma derangement syndrome. Anyone who starts getting too good at the sport or too popular I start to hate. Anyone who is entertaining or fun: I hate. I hate wrestlers who lay on other men. I hate pure strikers who are only getting by because they're getting gifted matchups. I hate when fighters mix the martial arts. If a wrestler heems, his opponent must really be shit and worse than I thought. If a striker finally mixes in wrestling, he must not be as good as he thought he was, which is pathetic. Fuck the sport. Fuck boxing too.

mma is worthless

lets stop watching this crap

>>149687590
I thought the same thing to until I saw Gane fight.

Playgirl Gane Edition

>>149687590
We've truly won it all. You are not needed anymore.

>>149687590
Watch ONE

#9 P4P GOAT would 50-45 Ilia at any weight class

>>149687222
WE had OUR wife screaming

>>149687590
don't worry that's every other mma fan but me

>>149687607
its time

>>149687647
haha okay bruce buffer

Tom's custom short will be polish flag designed

get thumped bitch

>>149687652
pillowfists

>>149687652
tanked

>>149687540
Glorious post

Tom will have the Austism Speaks Time to Listen little puzzle piece on his shorts on account of his son

>>149687590
Personally it makes me fucking excited when I know a fighter will win based on lay and pray. I am the antithesis to what you think, you empty hearted motherfucker! I hope Sean Sherk shoots a double on you while you lay in ICU

It's not fun making jokes at the expenses of retarded kid, think about Chandler who has two

Battle Retards featuring the Chandler children

>>149687696
BATTLEBOTS: HAP AND ACE VS HASBULLA
>they are all strapped to battle bots and die

>>149687590
>but if a fighter interacts with me I will root for him
Now add in that one exception and you have mma guru to a t.

>>149687637
Wish he would move to flyweight and fight Pantoja. I saw him train with mokaev when mokaev was training for a flyweight fight and he absolutely mogged Yan in size and mass.

UFC White House 1: Hasbulla vs Razer

>>149687683
Doesn't Mighty Mouse have like 6

>>149687733
Chills...

ilia topuria vs hasbulla
no holds barred
catchweight

>>149684749
Ross Pearson man, people forget

>>149687733
We used to have the robot wars from UK with the red dwarf guy those were the days could get 6 pack and cheeseburger for 5 euro dollars

>>149687747
No he has 2 boys and a girl. They seem normal in his videos. His mom was deaf thoughbeit.

>>149687754
I never forgot him, bruv. I've been watching this sport since 2007.

>>149687652
why he so zesty doe

we cannot follo-oh excuse me i have to answer this call

we cant do it

>>149686932
>>149686919

Amerilards will unironically cheer for a nig beating their own race if the nig american lmao.

This must be some kind of mental illness.

They will devour you

HASBULLA SEEMS TO BE FADING MIKE IT LOOKS LIKE GRAVE DIGGER MIGHT HAVE THE UPPER HAND

JOE NO KIDDING WHAT AN ABSOLUTE CLINIC IS BEING PUT ON RIGHT NOW

>>149687840
it's called the winning team and you aren't on it

>>149687763
Deaf seems pretty useful for childhood shenanigans

>>149687897
my dad (rip) used to tell me how dirty the deafies were they went to a school for themselves and if you were unlucky enough to have to wrestle or play any sports with them their usual response to losing was trying to bite you

>>149687851
kek

>>149687905
Same here but with somalis

>>149687737
Kek

>>149687885
kek
It's so cringe how amerigolems worship their black sports stars.

>>149687754
People forget man Mateus Nicolau

Random righter

Jon couldn't even hit this guy

>>149687985
I just rewatched gustafson 1 His boxing is so fucking horrible

>>149687922
why the fuck are somalis in finland my man

just rewatched volk vs max 3 i forgot how humiliating this shit was. levels

>>149687985
if arlovski was 10 years younger he heems tom shit my shoes right there

>>149688035
100% unequivocally you and ariel's fault b

Ariel's in the sky
When you lose small fund
You free your land

ngl Reyes has a nasty left, very few have tanked that shit.

I am the captain now

imagine if stipe was like 4 years younger here

sign the contract then
fight jones at the white house

>>149688056
how the fuck do somalis get to finland arent you like a million miles from somalia? they fly them there? good god, I cant say shit though Biden dropped like 50k unvetted haitians onto a small town of only 30k so its fubar all over

many of you are repugnant

>>149688215
And you're enlightened?

>>149687489
in hindsight jon was probably right
beating a guy who isnt even top 30 on lucas tracys goat list wouldve done nothing to his legacy

>>149687489
yea like conor not being on there at alll
or arman being above Poirier

Peter Thiel built a bunker in New Zealand just to watch ufc from

>>149688273
wait why the fuck do I got a mexican flag? I am from atlanta georgia and I havent switched to a vpn at the time of posting

>>149687489
I've never actually watched a lucas Tracy video, what a complete retard

>>149688288
You got zeemed and deported overnight!

>>149687489
Definitely a rage bait

>>149687489
why is arman on here and above several multi-time champions lmao

>>149688299
mfw

Bye bye buddy, enjoy your tacos!

>>149688317
>7
bye bye im going to bed good night fat ass queer ass whoever you are
FUCK This site for having the audacity to call me a mexican! I am from Georgia cut from trhe same cloth as ilia and merab

Gork or Mork?

alright good night tho this better be fixed before tomorrow or you WILL be hearing from my lawyert who knows a jewish lawyer

This nigga got deported

>>149688311
Forget about arman and see khabitch whos best win is goob (not even on the list ) and is ranked above DC,DJ and poatan

>>149688335
Im definitely a morkfag

Poatan... Now there's a name I've not heard in many years

test

>>149688369
Still Mexican

>>149688358
People forget man

People forget man

People forget man

People forget man

People forget man

People forget man

>>149688373
tried resetting my pc and my router both. I think its just elon fucking with me.

>>149688402
have had sex with 5 women and 4 of them were hotter than that

>>149688426
hey bro can you stop impersonating me please?

>>149688439
just tried it out on /int/ and the shit stil thinks im mexican. "What is my IP" bring sup atlanta georgai.
i need to sleep this off because something sinister and satanic is going on

>>149688466
You need to ask yourself why youre mexican, ask "Is it cause I'm a loser with no job who has no car who has no money who has no hoes with no education and no future prospects in life?"

>>149688526
>"Is it cause I'm a loser with no job who has no car who has no money who has no hoes with no education and no future prospects in life?"
we don't post our profile bio here

HOW did Pereira ever make 185?

>>149688526
i got all them things (except hoes, of which I got plenty)

why are you still here? Unless you work the nightshift you're an iliparcil pathetic man

shitryl gapene

are you fucking kiding me. shut down the hole hous for 10 minute sand it dont do shit, i think the janny is messing with me.

you win this round trannitor but dont make me british agin when i wake or ill be mad

>>149688595
>make me british
i did not say that. verbatim. its a power hungry fatass incel mod fucking with me,.

>>149688560
by being a cut babby

>>149688595
Xadame is going to make you Finnish

Xaddame Xussein

>>149687489
Not rage bait, he actually is this fucking stupid

it cannot continue

>>149688688
Unfortunately it can and it will I'm afraid

we are getting closer to discovering just exactly what PvZ's bungussy is all about

>>149688739
Georges can’t be 5’10 based on this photo

>>149688816
Elon carries a minecraft stool everywhere he goes, he always has to put himself over

>>149688739
Elon is the lamest of the evil billionaires group.

>>149688857
Agreed, way too scared to train with GODsumeci.

*tap tap tap* "Audit" "TKO Holdings" and put "UFC fighters" in an "octagon" thank you bruders hh

>>149688839
Lex is like 5’4 generously, GSPee should tower over him

Shootbox right into the GSBungussy uh huh

UFC CROCODILE CASTLE

>>149687971
heh... Unlucky for izzy fans.. They believe in le weight drain cope. Therefore they concede this win doesn't count.

well?

>>149688980
Do NOT let little joe hogan hear this!

how do you prepare for the DDP banana peel takedown? most fighters need to lock their hands on under the butt or high crotch a single leg, but not DDP.

>>149688980
Yo what's up heem, I heard there were some big fans of mine on here

>>149688994
>enemy has an unblockable attack

>>149688994
If I was ilia topuria I would backstep into a peruvian necktie

>Brazza, is little bit tight submission

>you must tap brazza

>>149689063
Seeing Khabib decked out in PPE before succumbing to a rotator cuff injury must be terrifying

>>149688994
unstoppable force, i fearfully dread

>

they expect one of us in the wreckage fazza

>>149689127
I wish till would come back, he was boxing the bleeding head off DDP

>>149689129
Cuck to BEAST

>>149688994
Unstoppable move

>>149689142
Everyone acted like Islam pulled of some insane throw here, but really Dustbin just spazzed out of an ankle pick and made it look like Islam had entered the Matrix

>>149689129
>the rematch peahead

SOON.

>>149689127
me ACL la'

>>149689153
>haha it's called thug-jitsu
>im the best boxer in th- ACK

bj penn is maori

>>149689183
C.H.I.L.L.S

>>149689183
Islam is going to ko him with a chandler v tony esq front kick

just left a maori in the aotearoa

ben j penn do haka dance an say fuck u fbi clones

BJ Penn is our only hope against the AI-Industrial complex. Palantir we're just awarded an 800 million US Army Contract. All for keeping the Aaron Hernandez clone "Brendan Schaub" in the public sphere of influence

>>149689153
The baddest man on the planet

I'm so unspeakably lonely

I forgot how badly islam btfod dustbin, was he ever good?

bj penn's mother was replaced by a clone who'se ass is nowhere near as fat as the real mom. bj told me so himself.

>>149689244
>unspeakably
>is speaking about it

>>149689253
I'm going to need to do my own research before coming to any conclusions

>>149689253
Zuffa LLC thought they could placate BJ with a dumpy Polynesian clone

you got us b :)

We talking heems in here b?

I suppose it could be worse

Hasbulla is fucked

BJ penn just printed this out and mailed it to me

I just seen this long cat meme
holy fuck that's funny

GSP had contact with aliens and was covered in a weird slime in he BJ Penn fight. Coincidence? Methinks not.

has any fighter that has joked about their losses ever been great?

>>149689363
The only great fighter is khabib and he doesnt have any loses, so no

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.

SOON

>>149689360
good post

>the corpse of dustbin dragged islam into a dogfight
>if ilia does even slightly better, islam will be getting cracked with clean shots
>ilia only needs one
nobody but me sees this clearly. all others are BLINDED by a foolish "ilia is small" variable that totally throws off their calculations.

Ankalaev will be more inactive than Jon Jones.

Peahead goes in the bin.

>>149689413
Ank is going to be drafted to fight in Ukraine, don't worry about him being champ

>>149689234
Dude thinks he is Kurt Angle

>>149689412
Volkster and Porier neutralized Pooslams wrestling. He knows he is fucked that why he is ducking

Ankalaev gives me $1500 a month and he can stay in my renovated garage, gym included.

>>149689444
Why isn't that over yet I want to go watch Top Dog live

Volk and poirier vs islam and khabib in a tag team match

>>149689342
>epoxy handle
exposed as a tastelet i fear

>>149689484
Idk Ask Benjamin netenyahu

holy fuck Islam is a tastelet.

Islam fights like he is trying to molest his opponent into regressing into a child

Islam is a silly first name t. krisu

The more I learn about this Islam fella the less I understand.

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8 more posts to go got 8 more posts to go

>>149689567
I remember when the new bread didn't even get baked until after 500 posts

these guys are so desperate, when Im desperate I wait until 498 at least.

>>149689599
Gane posting has lead to the downfall of heem

You're too slow and too stiff. You're stiff as a board, I'd snap you in half and that's it. I see stiffness when I look in that 155-pound division. I feel like they're stuck in the mud almost. The featherweights hit like flyweights so it's nice down there just destroying them and killing that whole division. But I had my eye on that 155 division and I see them all stuck in the mud over there. Have I been wrong yet? No.

flouty louty mouty

>>149689676
>Belive concnceive achieve, shut the fuck up

>>149689470
Beautiful neutralisation dustbin