Thread 1799652

Take me back... edition

you see that blatant aimlock on the a main guy?

>>1799659
the screaming monkey?

Why did argies get their visa denied?

>>1799649
cheers to that

Legacy lost so many rounds in the first half by trying the double awp shit, that just doesn't work anymore

>>1799652 (OP)
The other thread is not in the image limit territory though.

>>1799666
it got ghost deleted, you cannot reply to it (says thread does not exist)

>>1799666
no but I got tired of all those fucking tourists
nice digits btw

>>1799665
more games with a comeback = more screams of NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITHE

>>1799667
Talking about this one >>1796768

I can't believe this Brazil-Latvia-Kazakhstan team is the best performer so far

>>1799673
It was at 298 pics. Some retarded janny deleted pics, now it's at 268

Legacy mid round calls are insane

FAME is blatantly walling

what if legacy wins major

who the fuck complained about scrawnders? spunjine is much worse and annoying. just two sọys

>>1799663
incompetent org
also shitskins, not mutually exclusive

finna spice up this bread as well ya feel me?

>>1799670
is it over? will he be tilted for match 2?

reminder that latin americans have a culture of cheating in soccer and this extends to esports

>>1799687
the woo is so mad that he took down 70% of the internet

not even slavshit can stop legacy
only china can, I reckon

>>1799681
>who the fuck complained about scrawnders?
Me. Scrawny is an insufferable faggot with his terrible per-prepared lines, terrible jokes that last to long and lack of feel for the moment.

My god this dude is loud and annoying

>>1799670
>>1799687
>autismo rage jitter
50/50 its over for botality or Zywoo hard triggers against equal bots lv

this is just bizarre

>>1799676
because some tranime faggot was spamming irrelevant pics to push the thread to the image limit. probably so he could start the next thread. we're now big enough that we have people fighting over the OP like on /vg/

>>1799693
it's just his brazilian culture chud

>>1799694
my bad i just checked, its nemiga
Its 70/30 then, its over

>>1799700
We've seen plenty of brazilians in CS scene, this guy is 5x louder kek. But yeah not wrong, I can still hear the vuvuzelas

damn aurora is going straight to jail

FAME vp is walling jew

>>1799695
>bizarre
I think the word you're looking for is bo1

>>1799697
one of them was me. I'm not baking. I just cba having 2 threads open. Now who was the fag who reported the pictures in the old thread and the new thread? Mhm?

dumau is so fucking ugly

>reply
>this thread does not exist
it's over

>>1799704
why?

DON'T FUCK THIS UP YOU ELECTRONIGGER.

>>1799697
>probably so he could start the next thread
I am inside your head.

masterful banter

YOU LEARN YOUR PLACE HUES

>12v11
>uhh let's just all rush in like headless chickens lol
>it works everytime

THE STREAK IS BROKEN (the 6 game legacy streak)

LMAOGACY

braz1l sisters... not like this...

>>1799719
lol
>calling the cs2 goat fat boy
I fucking love the banter at this major

>>1799691
>not even slavshit can stop legacy

Legacy threw so many rounds, especially n1ssim on CT side wtf was he doing

it was a close game. Something vitality cant say. But noo, le bo1 are the problem...

spirit v Lynn predictions?

>>1799719
>>1799725
whats with the hue's eternal inferiority complex to france

damn
close one tho

>>1799731
unironically Lynn has a chance

>>1799731
that its going to be kino

>>1799730
>bo1 are the problem...
They are, always has been. Only BO3 should exist and BO5 finals

>>1799733
saved to make barking dogs seethe

>>1799731
"weird" teams with good aim can beat top teams

>>1799731
lynn will wynn

>>1799731
They will make donk hate China.

>>1799740
You cant get eliminated without losing a BO3. So where's the problem?

anons complaining about b01 all day already, but it is only tier 1 teams who are having trouble

vp had two very close 13-11 games but i think they will get to playoffs now

first zontix fucks the chinks
then zontix fucks the chinkettes

>>1799744
>chinese phenotype
>brazilian flag

>>1799749
they are called tier 1 because they don't play bo1

>>1799746
It's a pointless waste of fucking time to even do BO1 games, not to mention tournaments before got ruined with BO1 elim games. Thank fuck that's a thing of the past atleast

>>1799749
it's just the cope, if they made it all bo3s or even bo5s they'd just have a different excuse

why did vp win vs legacy but vitality got 3-13'd?
can someone explain this?

is freya on the b stream?

New niggas are working overtime.

>>1799757
bo1s are le random my favorite cs personality told me so

>>1799754
It was a rhetorical question.

>>1799757
you need to be bad to understand how bad people play

>>1799731
donk doesnt lose vs shit teams

>>1799757
VP is playing very well.

>>1799755
>>1799757
>>1799760
>>1799762
triggered thirdies desperate for approval

>>1799762
kek

>>1799757
No idea but Inferno is Vitality's best map, supposedly.
>>1799763
donk doesn't but spirit does

>>1799758
She's sleeping! Her shift is over

>>1799765
bootyblasted frenchie been calling everyone third worlders all day because he has no argument
vitality lost sorry

>dust2 again
rip chinks

>>1799759
molodoy has been solid this major

what a boring fucking ass map pool jesus christ there were so many official maps in csgo/cs and this is the shit that theyre playing.

id love to see them play on de_season for example

>bo1 discussion
it's fine to have it itt, but could you tourists stfu about it when the games are going on?
we've had that discussion a thousand times when games weren't being played

Valve is replacing Mirage with Cache right?

someone put a cheeky fiver on lynn vision for me pls

>>1799775
Shut the fuck up danedog

>>1799773
kinoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>1799777
probably inferno

>>1799777
Inferno with Cache most likely.

>>1799777
They will never remove Mirage.

>>1799777
They will release HL3 before replacing Mirage

goat (donk) getting cockslapped by a chinese twink lmao, absolute fraud

Screamy and laundry got the good game, guess I'll watch donk shit on these guys instead

BRING BACK OVERPASS

how'd donk get that scar on his cheek?

emilia diffing donk would be an amazing end to the day

what the fuck was that spirit pistol strat? most retarded shit ive ever seen.

>>1799791
see >>1799788

why is ohne watching navi instead of spirit?
is he restarted?

>>1799795
ohne stans jl

>>1799793
>most retarded shit ive ever seen.
That's Spirit alright.

>>1799770
>seething about frogs for no reason
yeah, it's a hue with his inferiority complex

>>1799795
ohne is agp and can't stand magixx

>>1799758
no, she's in bed right here with me

>>1799802
>thirdie AIslop
kys

d1nk...

looks like macron shipped the cheats to the wrong team

>>1799802
i appreciate that the zywoo shake from today was implemented

is the third world in the room with you right now?

>>1799791
No one knows, the fact that we've never been told like with ropz's thing under the eye is enough to assume it's something he doesn't want to talk about, probably caused on purpose by someone

Zpiritzisters...

>>1799809
Sacre bleu

uh, spirit just didnt smoke? are they trolling?

why do thirdies yell so much

>>1799812
he's russian
it's definitely rape....

Classic Sp0r0t utility usage.

>>1799816
It's fun

>>1799816
they don't have phones

Chinese owning Russia economically and in CS

>>1799812
ropz said his scar is skin from his arm that was put there because he got some accident

sooo Cobblestone before 2027?

Why did retards have to go and post threads on /sp/ now we're stuck with this annoying, mentally ill fuck shitting out posts about race every minute

>>1799818
CT is walled off from cat, whoever was entrying out mid shouldve been looking at b instead of getting shot in the back

>>1799825
You're now getting the authentic 4chan general experience. Enjoy it.

>>1799812
Ropz has scar that's like 20 year old

navisisters....

>>1799825
you have to understand, N0ko is a generational choker that transcends the barriers between sports

>>1799824
nah another vertigo rework, this time it'll work for sure

>>1799824
piranesi
its coming

>>1799829
>>1799823
I know, I was saying we know why ropz has his, but don't know about donk's, because he's surely been asked

>>1799802
pretty gross that a twitter account would promote violence against a teenager

I wish we could've seen thera in the pool at some point it was fun to play and watch for show matches

Holy fuck seeing Spirit use grenades has to be the worst thing possible. Fuck awful.

this sue guy pretty good sometimes

>>1799839
russian are born adults, when we start smoking and drinking is when they stop smoking and drinking

Haven't really been keeping up with pro counter strike even though I started playing in 2016, but this major is a lot of fun so far :3

i wanna bitch slap that referee's annoyed face

>>1799849
Ok incel.

What’s the point of nasal strips, if you’re a pure mouth breather? Looking at ex3rcice

Was watching BlastPremier. Saw an AWP shot hit while another player was right behind the hit player. AWP shots don't go through a player, and into whoever is directly behind?

>donk dead
Round over

I want to tonguefuck the shit out of the fartboxes of the two female refs holy fuck

>>1799828
On the bad parts of this site I suppose, /a/ for instance is usually well moderated except if you step into /dbs/ or some other shounenshit general

YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE DONK, GLORY TO THE CCP

>>1799847
Zamn

>>1799853
at least they know their limits

>>1799852
only remaining damage goes through, if enemy has 100 hp then only like 10 is left if it hits chest, or nothing if it hits legs

>>1799854
They're pretty much still children, wtf

>>1799854
stay in the line

Starry tap god

name the player

Shitquidbros...

N0k0 could never

>3dmax keeps overwhelmingly taking banana
>navi doesn't punish them with mid/2nd mid pushes
I'm 99% sure blade thought this was gonna be a walk in the park and just winged the prep

>watching Furia x Aurora match
>Launders straight up says a Sam Hyde dog whistle
uuuh based?

>>1799875
What was it lol

>>1799859
AWP .338 Lapua yet balanced? I'm kinda sure solid slug .338 at CS2 distances will go through two CS2 armored men, but I don't really know.

>>1799866
>inferno
n0k0

second game of the major, donk is already washed

They need this pistol and the round after
God, I hate mr13 so god damn much

>>1799876
Other commenter says a joke about asians taking over cs, says "Asians Rule!" and Launders replies "Asians Rock is what we meant to say".

>>1799881
>donk washed
>zywoo washed
>s1mple washed
>niko washed (this one's true tho)
get some new material

I'm a little confused about the bo1 meme
the problem people have with bo1s is that they're random, it's 1 map, anything can happen, but to get eliminated, you need to lose 2 bo1s, then a bo3
2 bo1s you lose=2 maps you played=1 bo3 lost 0-2, and playoffs are single elimination, i.e. losing 2 maps (bo5s excluded) will knock you out of the tournament there too. even group stages are usually double elimination, meaning you get 2 bo3s, which is roughly equal to the 2 bo1s and a bo3 you get at a major
what's the problem? 2 bo1s should be even less random than a bo3, because the veto will result in the least objectionable/most agreeable map in both matchups

mouz vs faze watchie! no sleepy!

>>1799885
not until they get some frags

why is cs culture (hltv) so flagpostingbased?

>>1799887
>>1799775

>>1799732
Maybe it's the stolen '98 mundial

>>1799884
Nah, that was accidental. He just said that because rule can imply ruling (over something/someone). Pretty sure launders is woke af and on the lbqtbbc+ train

>>1799892
>we've had that discussion a thousand times
I've never seen someone make the argument I just did
also we're just sitting around waiting for mouz-faze anyway, spirit will lock in soon enough and no one cares about navi/3dmax

>>1799896
>we're just sitting around waiting for mouz-faze anyway
then come back when that match begins

why did gooks stay on long vs two scouts? why not just rotate b?

well spirit seem on their way to win over lynn vision
gg

>>1799895
yeah he was supporting the tranny team

>>1799899
bad feng shui

>>1799897
you're not my mom

sh1ro got braces

who do WE think will win the major, anons?

>>1799908
a bit late, innit?

>>1799911
i think you can get it even if you're older

>maka playing bait with awp
lol
frogs sure play different

gum with prep time can beat anyone

>>1799912
of course you can
but usually people get them in their early teens if not before

>>1799915
who

what a bot spray from magixx

barely 100k viewers, CS2 really is a dead game huh?

>>1799921
who cares?

nice observer...

VP vs Spirit it's going to be a banger of a match tomorrow

ohne is seething

>>1799921
Falcons vs mibr had 1mil viewers

>>1799921
Valorant is the other way sister.

>>1799921
>150k for the main streams
>just on twitch
>in groups
retarded or baiting?

>>1799921
don't worry, we still mog the competition

yeah, I fucked up lol

>usped
wonderfool masterclass

oh yeah, switched perfectly in b0terful aug whiff

>>1799932
did they lose vs full usp?

>>1799925
nice to hear

nemiga lost to this...

>>1799931
oof
this major has been all over the place so far tbf

Graviti 0 iq walkout to banana fucking retard

>>1799931
it's joever

>>1799934
no, wonderfool lost a duel vs maka with an usp (wonderfool had an aug)

>>1799921
>100k on stream A
>100k on shadow russian stream
>55k on stream B
>65k on onhe stream
that's just checking the cs page for 1 minute
pure ragebaiting bruv

OT inc.

hopefully them talking about dental work more of these ugly ass virgins start using the insane money they make by playing the fucking video game put into their fucking appearance to not look like fucking homeless people

I swear to god if you frogs lose to this reddit ass team

>>1799942
thirdie views dont count

>>1799946
canada was not mentioned anywhere

>>1799946
Then you can also "not count" the entirety of the valorant section because ain't nobody not named Chang is watching that shit

>>1799944
get pregnant

now faze goes 0-2 (sadly)

>>1799945
they won't
i made a phone call. graviti will make a big play.

>>1799954
all part of the plan

>>1799954
>(sadly)

Sick

navi spirit tomorrow

w0ndertroon did a thing

JL you disgusting attention whore

navi are a bunch a dramatic ass niggas

>>1799963
lol german cs

>>1799961
aint happening nigga

faze what a garbage team just go 0-3 already retire simple

>>1799961
no???
on the hltv simulator it says spirit gets furia no matter what

YEAH OK JL
THATS BULLSHIT

bodyy has to be tilted out of his mind
they had the game, he did a 3k and they shit the bed like that

Knew right away that 2v2 save by 3dmax would lose them the game, bitchmade play considering the cash they had

>>1799970
proofs or cope

>mouz
>"european"
>two zionists

>>1799970
you're retarded

I BELIEVE THAT FAZE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT FAZE WILL WIN

>>1799970
isnt the official simulator better?

>>1799978
I always giggle when you fucks post this.

will they try to rig it for mouz just like eurovision?

I BELIEVE PIGS CAN FLY
I BELIEVE PIGS CAN FLY

w0nderful just casually standing in the open 2v1 in one of the most important rounds of the game, my GOAT

I don't want to se jl more than 3 matches please

>>1799970
somehow it depends on the results between the 0-1 teams

Finally, KINO on stage 3.

wtf is wrong with rain, bros?
nikka can't barely get a trade frag these days

>>1799984
you're missing four matches, lil bro...

what the fuck was that round... now it's over

Jimmy ungooned

Have they changed the font in the UI, or did I just get used to it?

>>1799976
there are 5 in stage 3 and there is no way in hell they will ever form their own team

>>1799986
aaa
didn't know that
i don't understand why that would affect anything but making predictions from the 0-1 group changes the matches for the 2-0 group

>>1799988
it's not an elimination match

>>1799994
>i don't understand why that would affect anything
because 0-1 teams winning or losing will change their seed, which changes how impressive it was for teams to have beaten them earlier

>>1799994
it's because it considers your previous win in the 0-0 stage as better if that team later got a win in the 0-1 stage
but i dont know exactly how it works

>faze sucks
>g2 sucks
>liquid sucks
who the fuck am i supposed to support now that none of these teams are reaching playoffs

>>1799999
Bro your MOUZ, Spirit, VP!?

why is faze facing aurora and mouz? why cant they face dogshit like nemiga or liqud?
somhow blast is rigging it against faze no idea why.

Wow yet again jl wins a game with jumping kills, happened in astana too, this game is shit

>>1800002
>what are seedings?

>>1799997
>>1799998
i think i get it
so from the 4 teams in 2-0, it puts the two teams that the team they beat the round prior won their 0-1 match facing each other
correct?

>>1800003
moving accuracy of the m4 is nuts, you see a lot of players changing to that now

>>1800004
fixed shit just change the rules and get whatever matches you want

>>1800006
it's not cut and dry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buchholz_system

>>1799988
it's almost as if Rain is a 30 year old boomer that's been dead weight for years and has no place being on a team that supposedly wants to be one of the best teams in the world. But hey, he's le holesome gigachad, "mr FAZE" and maaaybe he will frag out of his mind one map a year so he's definitely unreplaceable.

rain, karrigan and s1imple will retire after this disaster performance....
how do we build around frozen and elige?

>>1800008
His crosshair wasn't even close to the players though, it was 100% a lucky spray while blinded and jumping

WEOOO WEOOO WEOOO

>the ambulance is back
It's already over for MOUZ

>>1800013
it was close desu

>>1800009
you can literally see which teams are gonna face which based on results beforehand
retarded coping or baiting?

>>1800011
>for years
"years" being 2 years? because he was a major mvp 3 years ago

why is jL hated?

>>1800019
hes lithuanian

>>1800016
Eh, either way 3dmax deserved to lose after that 0 IQ save, that was an absolute throw

>>1800017
keep coping

>>1800019
Mr. Beast of CS.

>>1800019
Something to do with reddit according to uncs itt

>>1800019
he's not a silent autist like zypoo

>>1800019
if you don't feel it in your bones, a base deep-seated instinctual aversion, you can't be helped and I probably hate you too

>>1800018
ah yes, we are talking about that ONE event where he was good in the past 6 years, right? Truly worth keeping forever.

>>1800019
he talks and acts like a 10yo retard. peanut brain.

>ohne finishes watching the navi match
>tunes into the faze match
>faze goes from 1-5 to 4-5
does s1mple need his biggest glazers to win?

>>1800019
fake personality, tries really hard to be popular

holy shit

R A I N
A
I
N

didnt we call him washed?

>>1800033
brainlets did

>>1800028
rain is completely fine

>>1800012
karrigan isn't leaving because his of his ego and the org knows his value from a media perspective but
-rain
+staehr
-s1mple
+hallzerk
scandinavian core powerhouse

>>1800036
they arent removing rain retard

>>1800033
tbf rain had a stinker of a match vs aurora on anubis

>>1800036
stop replying to frogbots

>>1800022
i don't even know if your head is dented or if you're pulling my leg but you can literally simulate any outcome of all the matches yourself https://majors.im/25austin

>>1799988
he's one of the most overrated players in the last 2-3 years
but Fazefags are blind and actually want him in the team so nobody else is complaining about that

yo we went from 1-5 to 7-5??

Remember when we said FaZe would go 0-2?

>>1800019
Haven't you seen him? he's the personification of virtue signaling. Raibow flags on weapons, gay ass steam groups, over rates imp fe. and throws against them to fit the narrative...You just know someone this tryhard is hidding his real personality.

>>1800019
fake but tries to act genuine
huge ego but tries to act humble
some people see through it, some don't

>>1800038
rain will retire after the next major 100%.

>>1800040

i haven't been here for a while, what's the problem with frogposting now?

>>1800046
who's we?

>>1800046
Lets not get ahead of ourxelves

>>1800051
us

Mouz bros??????????????

>>1800050
they're engagement farming newfags without a single original thought, ever.
like they've been for the last 8 years

>>1800038
why wouldn't they?
he's ass outside of majors

>>1800050
earned a reputation for being retarded baiters

>>1800050
uncs get their 'tism in a twist when they see a frog

>>1800056
>hey're engagement farming newfags without a single original thought, ever.
>like they've been for the last 8 years

this jew got some tight aim

>>1800062
Which one?

saving on pistol round should be illegal

okay it's over i dont wanna watch faze lose to these kikes good night

Besided vitality, who are the bad guys at this major?

>>1800063
did you watch the pistol round

>>1800067
Vitality are good guys because of ropz.

>>1800067
mouz
liquid
g2

god zywoo is bad

>zywoo can't get flashed
>bullets don't hurt him

it's a bug uh?

>wake up
>check results
“ah, vitality won 13-3”
>laugh at g2
>rofl at liquid
>double check vitality game

I see it, but i don’t believe it

>>1800053
>taking america seriously
kek

>>1800071
europe babby

>>1800067
aurora

>>1799664
Nicole Bastiani - she has one scene and its the GOAT

>>1800073
We are using the cope "it doesn't matter" just so you know.

>>1799649
>>1799664

>>1800067
falcons before they got eliminated
vp
furia

>>1800083
If you're into superstraight porn then Olivia Would is a great choice, she only fucks cisgirls.

>>1799652 (OP)
holy shit I just saw the op webm this shit is horrifying.

>>1800084
>furia
How so?

>>1800067
mouz
any other mixed team

can these lurking yurocucks hurry the fuck up and take some fights before 30 seconds are left in the round
I gotta go meet someone to play tennis in 20 minutes

fuck this dogshit bo1 tournament

>>1800088
national team selling out with mercenaries, who the fuck is melody, wtf is yekindar doing on the team, why are they speaking english

awp is so dogshit in cs2

>>1800094
good.

>>1800094
good

>>1800094
bad.

Has Elige ever won a game by himself for Faze?

WATDAFAK ELIGE
thank god for goatple

wtf does elige do?

>>1800094
>one hit kill
>acktshually this is bad

PROS
DONT
FAKE

RAIN GOT DEM BIG BALLS

Apologize.

ropz ???

>>1800104
you literally have to wait before shooting because subtick can't keep up with the client

PROS NEVER FAKE

>>1800089
nah, they're good. Team was too autistic for that normie-faggot siuhy, hence our guys

>>1800107
wtf is that real?

>>1800107
If only they put him in a cage with that yid xertion and like sphinx

if you ever cheer on the same team as ohne, you're on the wrong side

apex carrying vitality as per usual

GOATIGAN

FAZEEEEEEEEEE
UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>1800117
but i like ohne :c

holy shit that blind kill from godwoo

>>1800117
>>1800121
kill yourselves

>>1800117
I've been cheering for FaZe before ohne was even born, fucking kill yourself.

>>1800117
if you know who ohne's cheering for, you're on the wrong team

>>1800117
am i supposed to change who im cheering for if he cheers for my team?

>>1800019
people started really hating on him since the EF incident with xantares but idk I like him tho

>>1800113
>hating /our guy/
oh dear

omg i got so fucking scared torszhi would cltuch jesus

mouz at 0-2

oh boy

>>1800134
it's only 9-11 they still have a chance

>>1800134
thanks electronic

when you think about spirit are the luckiest team, in the major they won, they faced the easiest possible opponents in the play offs and now the top 3 is just trash

>>1800129
no, he's just a good barometer for reddit teams

>>1800134
how are they losing to these tier 2 stack shitters + frozen

it's over

with jews, you lose

do you think mouz makes it if they go 0-2?

>>1800134
More Thorin sneed incoming

MOUZ NO

i honestly don't think mouz can recover after this

KARRIGAN YOU FAT FUCK PRESS FUCKING SHIFTTTTTT

based leer

>>1800134
anulo mufa

>>1800146
Imagine the Jewish scheming after they bomb out early

>>1800137
maybe after vitality and vpoutsiders

what does 'altar' mean?

>>1800148
you can't scream cyka blyat without turning full russian

>>1800154
Dude

>>1800148
enough spit in that one for a small african village

it's going to be vitality vs faze uh?

He's trying alright

>>1800148
>davai blyat
>spits on the monitor
Authentic!

GOAT game sense

Faze vs mouz is kino rn btw

kek funniest round

I never doubted for a second

>>1800158
i dont think so

JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST

haha fuck them jews yessssssssssss

rain is so damn thicc

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>top 3 team's out
>top 2 team is currently 0-2
Fuck is going on?

>>1800169
>furia-navi
EASY 3-0 BABY

people laughed at me for saying mouz would go 0-2, today has been good, now if only vitality could manage to throw this game it would be even better

>>1800154
alter* and this >>1800156

>>1800169
2-1 spirit
2-0 furia (no handshakes)
vita
legacy
lvg
pain
mouz 2-0 (stomps)
nemiga 2-0

ended up matching with one of the supernova comets fans on tinder, what do i do?

>>1800174
Austin is the city of hambones

>rain needed a nap between games
fucking norweigans.... get him a blanket and 30 minutes before next match

>>1800086
I prefer Olivia Robin

>>1800180
>fans
yeah i dont think so

>>1800182
>fucking norweigans....
he's a father of 2...

>>1800174
ut longhorns are literally satanic and evil

wtf does nemiga even mean?

>>1800180
make sure you check for a benis

>>1800190
They hate CS and trying to cancel it

>>1800186
not for the last 2 weeks. Maybe a phone call here and there
all I'm saying is put the bear to sleep if that's what it takes

>>1800190
The Nyamiha or Nemiga (Belarusian: Hямiгa, [nʲaˈmʲiɣa]; Russian: Heмигa, [nʲJˈmʲiɡə] ) is a river in Minsk.

>>1800182
based healthchad

>>1800190
it's a river in Belarus

>>1800185
they had their own cheering section in dallas

>>1800190
myniggas

>>1800196
sovl

>>1800196
>>1800194
ty bros learnt something new

I want this FaZe lineup to work so fucking bad bros. I NEED to see the boomers and s0mple on stage again.

>>1800190
just an excuse to get a big N sticker into the game

>>1800203
a lot of us do
>s0mple
ironyfag

kek shit talking after losing already

lmao apex

there is a conspiracy against zywoo, the cam is rarely on him when he kills opponents

>>1800208
Nah, it's s0mple in an endearing way. I think it's funny nickname but he's my GOAT.

vita win in such a boring fashion
faze win was way more exciting

Liquid takes it
not because they're better than mongolz, but because they're desperate, especially twistzz and nertz
the vegan and jew duo will blow all their gas to take mongolz out 13-11

Jesus CHRIST khaN almost threw that. ropz was fucking prepared for that already, my boy.

riskybub new talent?

>>1800213
the nickname lost "bite" after he won the Major, now it sounds cute

ZywOoZWER

what is this gay kissing shit

why do vitality kiss?

>if you are gonna take this risk, it's gonna be real risky
>maybe too risky
I fucking hate that fag so much

AYO THESE NIGGAS KISSING EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEKS

>>1800219
>the nickname lost "bite" after he won the Major
that's not how people use it and hasn't been for a long time

>>1800222
>>1800223
jewish ritual (not a shitpost)

>>1800223
>>1800222
>>1800225
its only the jew forcing it and everyone accepts it

>>1800222
>>1800223
mediterannean habits

>>1800230
>>1800231
Heavygod should also do it, but with his big gut

>>1800230
>>1800231
based retards

/ourguys/ and malbs and hades I guess... are next!

just woke up from a 1 year coma who the fuck are these guys this is not jitu

>>1800234
i saw them dap each other after winning but then flamez joined to celebrate and he started kissing everyone

>>1800233
heavygod is from eastern europe, they don't kiss

>>1800231
he reacted like this the first time, but they threatened to cut him if he was gonna act homophobic

>>1800234
It's actually true, flamez is a mizrahi (Shushan is a family name from Morocco)
t. nose haver in the noseland

reminder

>>1800237
anon....dont look at TL....

>>1800240
>kitsune
best surf map (aside from surf_ski)

>>1800237
The polish mafia took over

vitality should have been 2-0
the frog fears the morning games

>>1800001
>MOUZ
2 jews
>spirit
I hate donk and I want to see him fail
>VP
I hate russians and electronic specifically

>>1800246
>the frog fears the morning games
you think zywoo took a bap with rain?

if snax is still on a team after the break, the situation needs to be investigated

MongolZ playing like ass so far

>>1800231
im french and i kiss cheek my grandfather, my father my brother and very few close friends when its been a while we seen each other
everybody larps french but the cheek cheek kiss is the true french play

fraudgolz exposed

Is that TAZ? he hasn't aged since 1.6

I put Nemiga and G2 in 0-3, I hope at least one of these comes true

>>1800254
Plumber genetics

I'm just gonna say it again >>1800216
I hope they get stomped in 1-1 but liquid are 100% gonna win this

>>1800252
rat (the gif, not you)

>>1800255
kek why?
russian cs is as washed as na cs

>>1800252
that's normal when you haven't seen each other in years
they kiss every single tourney day, you can see that flamez is always the one engaging in it and everyone follows

Better hope Liquid and Pain don't win shitality...

>>1800258
our rat?
>>1800261
he connects with his mediterranean roots

>>1800252
>>1800261
fucking gay bois

russians(Spirit Navi VP Aurora) are winning what we doin NATObros

you know what
i like TL
they're like those quiet kids who are strong friends

Why are people still talking about sAw and SunPayus going to G2 is still a rumor. Heroic confirmed it???

>>1800247
>I hate donk and I want to see him fail
Of all the reasons to hate Spirit, why are you hating the one guy in the team that deserves to win stuff? I fucking despise that team but because of the other 4. And wait a minute... G2 has HeavyGOD and he's a jew, why are you supporting them?

>>1800264
save my nigga håkon

Thorin is coming to his senses

>>1800265
uk cs time to shine
no na tax dollars

>>1800267
what the fuck are you talking about?
>Why are people still talking about sAw and SunPayus going to G2
nobody has talked about that for at least 4 threads

NAF please pull it together

>>1800262
Xi Wu will smite the mainlanders

>>1800271
This fucking guy man.

>>1800274
Scrawny just called it a rumor live on broadcast. I know he's retarded but still...

>>1800280
scrawny isn't "people"

>>1800280
what rumour? it's confirmed they are both going to G2 after the major.

>>1800272
>uk cs time to shine
Stop playing footy. Start playing CS. How come there's only one guy in t1.

>>1800274
nta but it's old news
do you NEVER check hltv?

>>1800283
retard

>>1800268
>why are you supporting them?
I'm not
>why are you hating the one guy in the team that deserves to win stuff?
he doesnt

>>1800283
I know it's not a rumor. That's why I'm so confused that a fucking caster who is an active part of the scene doesn't know this shit.

>NA vs SA
uh oh butthurt incoming!

>>1800285
either learn to read the thread or gtfo

NAF???

>>1800287
what? it's true.

>naf
shitter

NAF...

Imagine keeping NAF, jesus christ

>>1800293
here >>1800291

>>1800293
Work on your reading comprehension esl-kun...

>>1800287
>>1800291
mouth breather

>>1800297
>>1800298
all of this doesn't seem important enough to focus about it desu. got my (You)s, I'm fine with it.

yea naf knows he's cut

>Mongolz woke up
Lulquid sisters, it's ovah...

From Liquid to diarrhea

>texans are too poor for plates
the fuck lol i knew it was bad down there but jeeze

there is no way mac and cheese works well with meat

>>1800306
¿què?

that meat looks dry as fuck

>>1800306
It's Austin, it turned to shit sometimes around 2009.

hades have been doing really well for a stand in

been rewatching Falcons games today
Magisk is so fucking washed it's unreal, he is 100% the first one getting booted, or he's possibly already been informed of the kick and that's why he's playing so bad
worst lurks i've ever seen, slow as a fucking snail, constantly scared, i can't believe how washed he became since 2023

We need G2 and Mongolz to win for Spirit vs NAVI grudge match.

>>1800312
yeah i said it's texas.
did someone stop supplying them because they won't use the national power grid? kek

>>1800314
you watched the demo from his pov?
do you have dudes you recommend watching for a young star like myself (33yo) aspiring to become pro

bro are they unironically gonna lose this?

>>1800314
if vitality didn't want to keep him, it's the proof they knew he was useless

>>1800315
Just g2 i think

Liquid seem to have no idea how to play with a man lead. They get the entry kill then get collapsed.

>>1800318
PSP1G the goat to learn how to beat your spouse

>>1800323
>Liquid seem to have no idea how to play
they're trying

>>1800318
I've got your back, bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpA_N2VHKUo

>>1800316
Don't you ever talk that way about Texas, boy!
Texas is the best state with the best food and the fattest women!

>>1800319
Liquid? They were always going to lose vs MongolZ.

>>1800326
kino

>>1800324
what ever happened to that guy?

How did Liquid keep NAF these last 2 years? I look at his cam and I lose the will to play the game and I'm not even playing.

>is blits hacking?
t. Youtube chatter

Faze vs Legacy no matter the next results, but it would be most interesting if pain and mongolz win cause then aurora and vitality play each other

>>1800332
it's funny as hell tho
should they kick him for being useless? probably
but when he clutches or makes a crazy play and just looks dead inside... it's just so fucking funny

>>1800332
he HAS to have dirt on someone
he sucks and has funeral aura. not a good combo

>Might win a round
>Still push and suicide

>>1800332
> 30 y.o. canadian cs goomer

>>1800332
>How did Liquid keep NAF these last 2 years?
He has an NA passport.

>>1800333
he's the only real fragging igl

>liquid losing to mongoloids
lol

>>1800190
just a typo meniga

>>1800330
exactly that, dated a vtuber, very toxic relationship
he told her he was depressed and started have suicidal thoughts and she responded with something along the lines of "i can't believe i'm dating another depressed dude"
and he beat the shit out of her
he confessed on twitter what he did and left the internet
i liked his streams so i'm still bummed about that

>>1800340
doesn't matter anymore
liquid signing siuhy confirmed they're cutting him and just going full eu
there are no americas awp talent they could take to stay NA

>>1800318
>you watched the demo from his pov?
yes
>do you have dudes you recommend watching for a young star like myself (33yo) aspiring to become pro
check Faceit demos of pros, it's much better than watching pro game demos, they are too structured and high level.
watching streams is good too because you can see how pros comm and react to comms live

>pain chose dust2 again
are these monkeys fucking retarded?
they dropped mirage, which they look great on, for dust2 vs spirit and got their ass handed to them
now they picked dust2 AGAIN

TL only team that has hoodies in their uniform?

>>1800342
>one player positive
they're so bad

>>1800344
>"i can't believe i'm dating another depressed dude"
>ewhore farms depressed men
>is surprised she ends up with said men
Deserved. Hope he kicked the shit out of her. One whore learning a lesson and that unfunny faggot gone, blessed timeline.

>>1800321
I think he was still good back then but the Falcons paycheck slowly ruined him over time

>people when mouz barely celebrate winning rounds and give boring and awkard interviews
:/
>people when mongolz barely celebrate winning rounds and give boring and awkard interviews
:O

is this the thing/japanese thing of cs?

>>1800353
i mean, how good is your mongolian?

Liquid no longer being counted as NA is probably a blessing in disguise, they lose out on guaranteed DEI invites but can become a good team again after they remove NAF and ultimate

What will NAF do as a civilian job?

>>1800344
he stabbed her with a knife while she was wrestling him to take it away. then tried telling her not to go to the hospital even tho she was bleeding all over the place. yeah he may have been depressed. but he’s also fucking retarded

>>1800358
bum on the street

>>1800358
sell t shirts

>>1800353
>international team comming in english
>mongolian team obviously speaking mongolian and slowly learning english through interviews

>peaks while switching weapons
why do they do this
>>1800358
he looks like a janitor or some other overnight worker, or programmer

>>1800353
finding asians kino or cute is pretty miuch racism when you think about it. you don't hold them to the same standards as white people.

>>1800344
the tragic(?) part about it all is that he did that like a month after quitting his well paying job to become a full time streamer

>>1800364
they aren't the same as white people

>>1800365
KWABOTY contender

I can hear the garden's hedgehog eating the cats' food in the living room.

does anyone know what's the trust level is in faceitfinder.com?

>Liquid losing like this
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOO

The fuck was that

*thinks about BWGC*

Hold up. G2 is back?

>>1800370
kick them out!
i won the fight against mice, you can do it!

>>1800374
did anyone record the part where she tightened her shirt?

>loser interview
kek every time

Is still Astralis the great evil of CS?

kek fuck liquid

>>1800381
lmfao

>>1800377
wanted to drive him away but my mom said no.

>>1800381
they did irrevocable damage on cs genuinely the most souless period of domination

>>1800355
not good but media isn't part of my job and i was clearly talking more about their timidity and lack of "aura"
>>1800362
english is one of the easiest languages to learn and media is an important part of esports
either get a translator or get on duolingo

>>1800381
who?

>>1800374
she is fine af

>>1800383
not in the sense of being good
i know they're not
I'm asking if they are still a cancer to the pro scene

NAF and ultimate bottom again. These two need to go.

yea im thinkin
liquid jee
liquid heavygod
and farm asia

>>1800386
qrd? I started watching cs during the covid era and botality bought three of them

i miss yekindar

>>1800374
>tfw you pretend to have a tech issue so she bends over in front of you.

Thats the fattest jew i've ever seen

>>1800364
trvke

>>1800390
nah, falcons took that spot
astralis is just garbage org we can all laugh at, like g2 or faze
i honestly dont understand how faze is still running, i mean the organization itself not player

kino liquid vs mouz with siuhy eliminating mouz

>>1800374
mid
the other asian admin is hotter

>>1800393
b2b2b majors (4 majors in total) they started the whole double nade shit, ppl eventually get fatigue from seeing the same ppl win over and over

btw whats your premier/face it rankerino?
im around 15k premier (natty)

>>1800387
>english is one of the easiest languages to learn
it is if you're coming from a romance or a germanic lenguage
if you speak a flavour of moon runes probably it's very hard to learn english as both the rules of grammar have no similarities and most of the vocabulary don't have common roots to your native lenguage

saying kurwa and then english comms is a certified classic

>>1800403
i dont play this dogwater game lil bro

>>1800403
almost 17k
I was faceit 6-7 two years ago when I played

>>1800403
got supreme on csgo
i don't play comp on cs2

>>1800403
25k
lvl 9 (60 cs2 games, 74 csgo)

who you got?

v

>>1800399
they have some of the most popular zoomer streamers

>>1800387
Well their "job" is to play CS, doing media stuff doesn't seem to be a priority since I heard you can just not do them (someone mentioned people from Falcons turned down interviews except NiKo).
Mongolz are awkward but it's an innocent type of awkwardness because they genuinely don't know english and it's endearing. It's just that.
>english is one of the easiest languages to learn
That depends on your first language desu.

>>1800403
I only play css

>>1800410
>>1800412
>>1800414
3Dmax will receive a call from macron

>>1800399
Falcons are the good guys though, vitality and mouz are the evil teams

are people actually upset that he called zywoo fat? LMAO

>>1800410
wtf i have like 300 wins in cs2 and im dogshit and i do try and train
>>1800412
all the big names i dont see any upsets lolquid gone

>>1800419
oh fuck off nigger

>>1800410
>>1800412
>>1800414
>Spirit vs NAVI
>Legacy vs FaZe
>MOUZ vs Liquid
Kino matches full of potential.

>>1800420
to be fair personal insults are cringe when everyone else only insults based on gameplay

>>1800414
furia
navi

aurora
faze
vit
mong

mouz
nemiga

>>1800420
well yes, that's out of line, you don't insult people based on their appearance.

>>1800423
fallen+molodoy v elec doe

neither of these teams have a real G2/Pain player

>>1800428
there's only three europeans on g2

>>1800420
>NOOOOO DO NOT INSULT LE WHOLESONE BIG FAT CHUNGUS GOATY
just one more reason to like legacy

>>1800424
what about when graviti and apex keep insulting eachother mothers?

>>1800430
huNter is as real of a G2 player as you're going to get

>>1800434
oh true completely missed him kek

>>1800433
insulting each other mothers is such a basic insult it's like fuck you

>>1800434
maikelele?

>>1800431
israel is in eurovision ergo its european

Easy for HeavyGOAT.

>>1800433
Apex and Graviti are friends, it's not the same as insulting some guy you don't know

>>1800424
oh please everyone was calling s1mple fat and he was cool with it

>>1800441
lol

>>1800441
liquid was eu/as ergo not european

why is it suddenly faze vita, it was faze legacy no? how the fuck is that decided

is g2 the heaviest team?

>>1800403
silver 1, 2k premier, 1200 hours. started during shanghai major.

my first fps and i'm kinda retarded lol

>>1800447
it's decided by cointoss

you see Nikola, topfragging on the Major isn't for everyone

>>1800441
greatest bait you ever posted chikaner

>>1800447
What...

>>1800447
entire event is scripted bro, s1mple has to get humbled to the brink of elimination before he gets his revenge on zywoo in the finals

>>1800416
>Well their "job" is to play CS, doing media stuff doesn't seem to be a priority
same is true for all athletes but the vast majority still learn english because they know they have a large fanbase outside of their country (maybe even bigger than the one in their country)
and yes, your native language is going to affect how easily you learn other languages but english is still objectively a simple language. the alphabet, the grammar, how words are constructed. also in terms of exposure, you literally can't avoid english.

>Mongolz are awkward but it's an innocent type of awkwardness because they genuinely don't know english and it's endearing. It's just that.
proving >>1800364 right

>>1800433
they're buddies, and those are classic french insults, part of the folklore, those are mother insults but you don't feel it that way. there is a clear subtility between insults, "la putain de vos meres" or "fils de pute" are not as meaningfull as "ta mere la pute". only a french could understand what I mean desu.

No Snax, no win. Capiche NiKo?

>>1800452
what's a chikaner

>>1800449
dang son

the french derby will be fun to watch

>>1800457
hey i remember this episode

Snax performing much better than m0lbs, who do you even remove from G2 to fix them?

>>1800457
this g2 roster is so fucking weird man, they smack every tier 2 team and then proceed to get smacked by any tier 1.5 team

>>1800463
The first ever tier 1.75 roster

>>1800463
first tier 1.75 team ever

>>1800461
must have been some shitty group stage seeding game, right? my GOAT arenasy would never

>>1800461
THE GHOST OF BOSNIA