you see that blatant aimlock on the a main guy?
>>1799659the screaming monkey?
Why did argies get their visa denied?
Legacy lost so many rounds in the first half by trying the double awp shit, that just doesn't work anymore
>>1799652 (OP)The other thread is not in the image limit territory though.
>>1799666it got ghost deleted, you cannot reply to it (says thread does not exist)
>>1799666no but I got tired of all those fucking tourists
nice digits btw
>>1799665more games with a comeback = more screams of NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITHE
>>1799667Talking about this one
>>1796768
I can't believe this Brazil-Latvia-Kazakhstan team is the best performer so far
>>1799673It was at 298 pics. Some retarded janny deleted pics, now it's at 268
Legacy mid round calls are insane
FAME is blatantly walling
what if legacy wins major
who the fuck complained about scrawnders? spunjine is much worse and annoying. just two sแปys
>>1799663incompetent org
also shitskins, not mutually exclusive
finna spice up this bread as well ya feel me?
>>1799670is it over? will he be tilted for match 2?
reminder that latin americans have a culture of cheating in soccer and this extends to esports
>>1799687the woo is so mad that he took down 70% of the internet
not even slavshit can stop legacy
only china can, I reckon
>>1799681>who the fuck complained about scrawnders?Me. Scrawny is an insufferable faggot with his terrible per-prepared lines, terrible jokes that last to long and lack of feel for the moment.
My god this dude is loud and annoying
>>1799670>>1799687>autismo rage jitter50/50 its over for botality or Zywoo hard triggers against equal bots lv
>>1799676because some tranime faggot was spamming irrelevant pics to push the thread to the image limit. probably so he could start the next thread. we're now big enough that we have people fighting over the OP like on /vg/
>>1799693it's just his brazilian culture chud
>>1799694my bad i just checked, its nemiga
Its 70/30 then, its over
>>1799700We've seen plenty of brazilians in CS scene, this guy is 5x louder kek. But yeah not wrong, I can still hear the vuvuzelas
damn aurora is going straight to jail
>>1799695>bizarreI think the word you're looking for is bo1
>>1799697one of them was me. I'm not baking. I just cba having 2 threads open. Now who was the fag who reported the pictures in the old thread and the new thread? Mhm?
>reply
>this thread does not exist
it's over
DON'T FUCK THIS UP YOU ELECTRONIGGER.
>>1799697>probably so he could start the next threadI am inside your head.
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masterful banter
YOU LEARN YOUR PLACE HUES
>12v11
>uhh let's just all rush in like headless chickens lol
>it works everytime
THE STREAK IS BROKEN (the 6 game legacy streak)
braz1l sisters... not like this...
>>1799719lol
>calling the cs2 goat fat boyI fucking love the banter at this major
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>>1799691>not even slavshit can stop legacy
Legacy threw so many rounds, especially n1ssim on CT side wtf was he doing
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>bo1s are r-random! that's why the same teams that were good in the bo1s last stage were good in the bo1s in this stage! randomness!
it was a close game. Something vitality cant say. But noo, le bo1 are the problem...
spirit v Lynn predictions?
>>1799719>>1799725whats with the hue's eternal inferiority complex to france
>>1799731unironically Lynn has a chance
>>1799731that its going to be kino
>>1799730>bo1 are the problem...They are, always has been. Only BO3 should exist and BO5 finals
>>1799733saved to make barking dogs seethe
>>1799731"weird" teams with good aim can beat top teams
>>1799731They will make donk hate China.
>>1799740You cant get eliminated without losing a BO3. So where's the problem?
anons complaining about b01 all day already, but it is only tier 1 teams who are having trouble
vp had two very close 13-11 games but i think they will get to playoffs now
first zontix fucks the chinks
then zontix fucks the chinkettes
>>1799744>chinese phenotype>brazilian flag
>>1799749they are called tier 1 because they don't play bo1
>>1799746It's a pointless waste of fucking time to even do BO1 games, not to mention tournaments before got ruined with BO1 elim games. Thank fuck that's a thing of the past atleast
>>1799749it's just the cope, if they made it all bo3s or even bo5s they'd just have a different excuse
why did vp win vs legacy but vitality got 3-13'd?
can someone explain this?
is freya on the b stream?
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New niggas are working overtime.
>>1799757bo1s are le random my favorite cs personality told me so
>>1799754It was a rhetorical question.
>>1799757you need to be bad to understand how bad people play
>>1799731donk doesnt lose vs shit teams
>>1799757VP is playing very well.
>>1799755>>1799757>>1799760>>1799762triggered thirdies desperate for approval
>>1799757No idea but Inferno is Vitality's best map, supposedly.
>>1799763donk doesn't but spirit does
>>1799758She's sleeping! Her shift is over
>>1799765bootyblasted frenchie been calling everyone third worlders all day because he has no argument
vitality lost sorry
>>1799759molodoy has been solid this major
what a boring fucking ass map pool jesus christ there were so many official maps in csgo/cs and this is the shit that theyre playing.
id love to see them play on de_season for example
>bo1 discussion
it's fine to have it itt, but could you tourists stfu about it when the games are going on?
we've had that discussion a thousand times when games weren't being played
Valve is replacing Mirage with Cache right?
someone put a cheeky fiver on lynn vision for me pls
>>1799775Shut the fuck up danedog
>>1799773kinoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>1799777probably inferno
>>1799777Inferno with Cache most likely.
>>1799777They will never remove Mirage.
>>1799777They will release HL3 before replacing Mirage
goat (donk) getting cockslapped by a chinese twink lmao, absolute fraud
Screamy and laundry got the good game, guess I'll watch donk shit on these guys instead
how'd donk get that scar on his cheek?
emilia diffing donk would be an amazing end to the day
what the fuck was that spirit pistol strat? most retarded shit ive ever seen.
why is ohne watching navi instead of spirit?
is he restarted?
>>1799793>most retarded shit ive ever seen.That's Spirit alright.
>>1799770>seething about frogs for no reasonyeah, it's a hue with his inferiority complex
>>1799795ohne is agp and can't stand magixx
>>1799758no, she's in bed right here with me
>>1799802>thirdie AIslopkys
looks like macron shipped the cheats to the wrong team
>>1799802i appreciate that the zywoo shake from today was implemented
is the third world in the room with you right now?
>>1799791No one knows, the fact that we've never been told like with ropz's thing under the eye is enough to assume it's something he doesn't want to talk about, probably caused on purpose by someone
uh, spirit just didnt smoke? are they trolling?
why do thirdies yell so much
>>1799812he's russian
it's definitely rape....
Classic Sp0r0t utility usage.
>>1799816they don't have phones
Chinese owning Russia economically and in CS
>>1799812ropz said his scar is skin from his arm that was put there because he got some accident
sooo Cobblestone before 2027?
Why did retards have to go and post threads on /sp/ now we're stuck with this annoying, mentally ill fuck shitting out posts about race every minute
>>1799818CT is walled off from cat, whoever was entrying out mid shouldve been looking at b instead of getting shot in the back
>>1799825You're now getting the authentic 4chan general experience. Enjoy it.
>>1799812Ropz has scar that's like 20 year old
>>1799825you have to understand, N0ko is a generational choker that transcends the barriers between sports
>>1799824nah another vertigo rework, this time it'll work for sure
>>1799824piranesi
its coming
>>1799829>>1799823I know, I was saying we know why ropz has his, but don't know about donk's, because he's surely been asked
>>1799802pretty gross that a twitter account would promote violence against a teenager
I wish we could've seen thera in the pool at some point it was fun to play and watch for show matches
Holy fuck seeing Spirit use grenades has to be the worst thing possible. Fuck awful.
this sue guy pretty good sometimes
>>1799839russian are born adults, when we start smoking and drinking is when they stop smoking and drinking
Haven't really been keeping up with pro counter strike even though I started playing in 2016, but this major is a lot of fun so far :3
i wanna bitch slap that referee's annoyed face
Whatโs the point of nasal strips, if youโre a pure mouth breather? Looking at ex3rcice
Was watching BlastPremier. Saw an AWP shot hit while another player was right behind the hit player. AWP shots don't go through a player, and into whoever is directly behind?
I want to tonguefuck the shit out of the fartboxes of the two female refs holy fuck
>>1799828On the bad parts of this site I suppose, /a/ for instance is usually well moderated except if you step into /dbs/ or some other shounenshit general
YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE DONK, GLORY TO THE CCP
>>1799853at least they know their limits
>>1799852only remaining damage goes through, if enemy has 100 hp then only like 10 is left if it hits chest, or nothing if it hits legs
>>1799854They're pretty much still children, wtf
>>1799854stay in the line
>3dmax keeps overwhelmingly taking banana
>navi doesn't punish them with mid/2nd mid pushes
I'm 99% sure blade thought this was gonna be a walk in the park and just winged the prep
>watching Furia x Aurora match
>Launders straight up says a Sam Hyde dog whistle
uuuh based?
>>1799859AWP .338 Lapua yet balanced? I'm kinda sure solid slug .338 at CS2 distances will go through two CS2 armored men, but I don't really know.
second game of the major, donk is already washed
They need this pistol and the round after
God, I hate mr13 so god damn much
>>1799876Other commenter says a joke about asians taking over cs, says "Asians Rule!" and Launders replies "Asians Rock is what we meant to say".
>>1799881>donk washed>zywoo washed>s1mple washed>niko washed (this one's true tho)get some new material
I'm a little confused about the bo1 meme
the problem people have with bo1s is that they're random, it's 1 map, anything can happen, but to get eliminated, you need to lose 2 bo1s, then a bo3
2 bo1s you lose=2 maps you played=1 bo3 lost 0-2, and playoffs are single elimination, i.e. losing 2 maps (bo5s excluded) will knock you out of the tournament there too. even group stages are usually double elimination, meaning you get 2 bo3s, which is roughly equal to the 2 bo1s and a bo3 you get at a major
what's the problem? 2 bo1s should be even less random than a bo3, because the veto will result in the least objectionable/most agreeable map in both matchups
mouz vs faze watchie! no sleepy!
>>1799885not until they get some frags
why is cs culture (hltv) so flagpostingbased?
>>1799732Maybe it's the stolen '98 mundial
>>1799884Nah, that was accidental. He just said that because rule can imply ruling (over something/someone). Pretty sure launders is woke af and on the lbqtbbc+ train
>>1799892>we've had that discussion a thousand timesI've never seen someone make the argument I just did
also we're just sitting around waiting for mouz-faze anyway, spirit will lock in soon enough and no one cares about navi/3dmax
>>1799896>we're just sitting around waiting for mouz-faze anywaythen come back when that match begins
why did gooks stay on long vs two scouts? why not just rotate b?
well spirit seem on their way to win over lynn vision
gg
>>1799895yeah he was supporting the tranny team
>>1799897you're not my mom
who do WE think will win the major, anons?
>>1799908a bit late, innit?
>>1799911i think you can get it even if you're older
>maka playing bait with awp
lol
frogs sure play different
gum with prep time can beat anyone
>>1799912of course you can
but usually people get them in their early teens if not before
what a bot spray from magixx
barely 100k viewers, CS2 really is a dead game huh?
VP vs Spirit it's going to be a banger of a match tomorrow
>>1799921Falcons vs mibr had 1mil viewers
>>1799921Valorant is the other way sister.
>>1799921>150k for the main streams >just on twitch>in groupsretarded or baiting?
>>1799921don't worry, we still mog the competition
>usped
wonderfool masterclass
oh yeah, switched perfectly in b0terful aug whiff
>>1799932did they lose vs full usp?
>>1799931oof
this major has been all over the place so far tbf
Graviti 0 iq walkout to banana fucking retard
>>1799934no, wonderfool lost a duel vs maka with an usp (wonderfool had an aug)
>>1799921>100k on stream A>100k on shadow russian stream>55k on stream B>65k on onhe streamthat's just checking the cs page for 1 minute
pure ragebaiting bruv
hopefully them talking about dental work more of these ugly ass virgins start using the insane money they make by playing the fucking video game put into their fucking appearance to not look like fucking homeless people
I swear to god if you frogs lose to this reddit ass team
>>1799942thirdie views dont count
>>1799946canada was not mentioned anywhere
>>1799946Then you can also "not count" the entirety of the valorant section because ain't nobody not named Chang is watching that shit
now faze goes 0-2 (sadly)
>>1799945they won't
i made a phone call. graviti will make a big play.
>>1799954all part of the plan
JL you disgusting attention whore
navi are a bunch a dramatic ass niggas
>>1799961aint happening nigga
faze what a garbage team just go 0-3 already retire simple
>>1799961no???
on the hltv simulator it says spirit gets furia no matter what
bodyy has to be tilted out of his mind
they had the game, he did a 3k and they shit the bed like that
Knew right away that 2v2 save by 3dmax would lose them the game, bitchmade play considering the cash they had
>mouz
>"european"
>two zionists
I BELIEVE THAT FAZE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT FAZE WILL WIN
>>1799970isnt the official simulator better?
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>>1799978I always giggle when you fucks post this.
will they try to rig it for mouz just like eurovision?
I BELIEVE PIGS CAN FLY
I BELIEVE PIGS CAN FLY
w0nderful just casually standing in the open 2v1 in one of the most important rounds of the game, my GOAT
I don't want to se jl more than 3 matches please
>>1799970somehow it depends on the results between the 0-1 teams
Finally, KINO on stage 3.
wtf is wrong with rain, bros?
nikka can't barely get a trade frag these days
>>1799984you're missing four matches, lil bro...
what the fuck was that round... now it's over
Have they changed the font in the UI, or did I just get used to it?
>>1799976there are 5 in stage 3 and there is no way in hell they will ever form their own team
>>1799986aaa
didn't know that
i don't understand why that would affect anything but making predictions from the 0-1 group changes the matches for the 2-0 group
>>1799988it's not an elimination match
>>1799994>i don't understand why that would affect anythingbecause 0-1 teams winning or losing will change their seed, which changes how impressive it was for teams to have beaten them earlier
>>1799994it's because it considers your previous win in the 0-0 stage as better if that team later got a win in the 0-1 stage
but i dont know exactly how it works
>faze sucks
>g2 sucks
>liquid sucks
who the fuck am i supposed to support now that none of these teams are reaching playoffs
>>1799999Bro your MOUZ, Spirit, VP!?
why is faze facing aurora and mouz? why cant they face dogshit like nemiga or liqud?
somhow blast is rigging it against faze no idea why.
Wow yet again jl wins a game with jumping kills, happened in astana too, this game is shit
>>1800002>what are seedings?
>>1799997>>1799998i think i get it
so from the 4 teams in 2-0, it puts the two teams that the team they beat the round prior won their 0-1 match facing each other
correct?
>>1800003moving accuracy of the m4 is nuts, you see a lot of players changing to that now
>>1800004fixed shit just change the rules and get whatever matches you want
>>1800006it's not cut and dry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buchholz_system
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>>1799988it's almost as if Rain is a 30 year old boomer that's been dead weight for years and has no place being on a team that supposedly wants to be one of the best teams in the world. But hey, he's le holesome gigachad, "mr FAZE" and maaaybe he will frag out of his mind one map a year so he's definitely unreplaceable.
rain, karrigan and s1imple will retire after this disaster performance....
how do we build around frozen and elige?
>>1800008His crosshair wasn't even close to the players though, it was 100% a lucky spray while blinded and jumping
>the ambulance is back
It's already over for MOUZ
>>1800013it was close desu
>>1800009you can literally see which teams are gonna face which based on results beforehand
retarded coping or baiting?
>>1800011>for years"years" being 2 years? because he was a major mvp 3 years ago
>>1800016Eh, either way 3dmax deserved to lose after that 0 IQ save, that was an absolute throw
>>1800019Mr. Beast of CS.
>>1800019Something to do with reddit according to uncs itt
>>1800019he's not a silent autist like zypoo
>>1800019if you don't feel it in your bones, a base deep-seated instinctual aversion, you can't be helped and I probably hate you too
>>1800018ah yes, we are talking about that ONE event where he was good in the past 6 years, right? Truly worth keeping forever.
>>1800019he talks and acts like a 10yo retard. peanut brain.
>ohne finishes watching the navi match
>tunes into the faze match
>faze goes from 1-5 to 4-5
does s1mple need his biggest glazers to win?
>>1800019fake personality, tries really hard to be popular
didnt we call him washed?
>>1800028rain is completely fine
>>1800012karrigan isn't leaving because his of his ego and the org knows his value from a media perspective but
-rain
+staehr
-s1mple
+hallzerk
scandinavian core powerhouse
>>1800036they arent removing rain retard
>>1800033tbf rain had a stinker of a match vs aurora on anubis
>>1800036stop replying to frogbots
>>1800022i don't even know if your head is dented or if you're pulling my leg but you can literally simulate any outcome of all the matches yourself https://majors.im/25austin
>>1799988he's one of the most overrated players in the last 2-3 years
but Fazefags are blind and actually want him in the team so nobody else is complaining about that
yo we went from 1-5 to 7-5??
Remember when we said FaZe would go 0-2?
>>1800019Haven't you seen him? he's the personification of virtue signaling. Raibow flags on weapons, gay ass steam groups, over rates imp fe. and throws against them to fit the narrative...You just know someone this tryhard is hidding his real personality.
>>1800019fake but tries to act genuine
huge ego but tries to act humble
some people see through it, some don't
>>1800038rain will retire after the next major 100%.
>>1800040i haven't been here for a while, what's the problem with frogposting now?
>>1800046Lets not get ahead of ourxelves
>>1800050they're engagement farming newfags without a single original thought, ever.
like they've been for the last 8 years
>>1800038why wouldn't they?
he's ass outside of majors
>>1800050earned a reputation for being retarded baiters
>>1800050uncs get their 'tism in a twist when they see a frog
>>1800056>hey're engagement farming newfags without a single original thought, ever.>like they've been for the last 8 years
this jew got some tight aim
saving on pistol round should be illegal
okay it's over i dont wanna watch faze lose to these kikes good night
Besided vitality, who are the bad guys at this major?
>>1800063did you watch the pistol round
>>1800067Vitality are good guys because of ropz.
>zywoo can't get flashed
>bullets don't hurt him
it's a bug uh?
>wake up
>check results
โah, vitality won 13-3โ
>laugh at g2
>rofl at liquid
>double check vitality game
I see it, but i donโt believe it
>>1800053>taking america seriouslykek
>>1799664Nicole Bastiani - she has one scene and its the GOAT
>>1800073We are using the cope "it doesn't matter" just so you know.
>>1800067falcons before they got eliminated
vp
furia
>>1800083If you're into superstraight porn then Olivia Would is a great choice, she only fucks cisgirls.
>>1799652 (OP)holy shit I just saw the op webm this shit is horrifying.
>>1800067mouz
any other mixed team
can these lurking yurocucks hurry the fuck up and take some fights before 30 seconds are left in the round
I gotta go meet someone to play tennis in 20 minutes
fuck this dogshit bo1 tournament
>>1800088national team selling out with mercenaries, who the fuck is melody, wtf is yekindar doing on the team, why are they speaking english
Has Elige ever won a game by himself for Faze?
WATDAFAK ELIGE
thank god for goatple
>>1800094>one hit kill>acktshually this is bad
>>1800104you literally have to wait before shooting because subtick can't keep up with the client
>>1800089nah, they're good. Team was too autistic for that normie-faggot siuhy, hence our guys
>>1800107wtf is that real?
>>1800107If only they put him in a cage with that yid xertion and like sphinx
if you ever cheer on the same team as ohne, you're on the wrong side
apex carrying vitality as per usual
FAZEEEEEEEEEE
UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>1800117but i like ohne :c
>mouz is the clear number 2 i-
holy shit that blind kill from godwoo
>>1800117I've been cheering for FaZe before ohne was even born, fucking kill yourself.
>>1800117if you know who ohne's cheering for, you're on the wrong team
>>1800117am i supposed to change who im cheering for if he cheers for my team?
>>1800019people started really hating on him since the EF incident with xantares but idk I like him tho
>>1800113>hating /our guy/oh dear
omg i got so fucking scared torszhi would cltuch jesus
>>1800134it's only 9-11 they still have a chance
>>1800134thanks electronic
when you think about spirit are the luckiest team, in the major they won, they faced the easiest possible opponents in the play offs and now the top 3 is just trash
>>1800129no, he's just a good barometer for reddit teams
>>1800134how are they losing to these tier 2 stack shitters + frozen
do you think mouz makes it if they go 0-2?
>>1800134More Thorin sneed incoming
i honestly don't think mouz can recover after this
KARRIGAN YOU FAT FUCK PRESS FUCKING SHIFTTTTTT
>>1800146Imagine the Jewish scheming after they bomb out early
>>1800137maybe after vitality and vpoutsiders
>>1800148you can't scream cyka blyat without turning full russian
>>1800148enough spit in that one for a small african village
it's going to be vitality vs faze uh?
>>1800148>davai blyat>spits on the monitor Authentic!
Faze vs mouz is kino rn btw
I never doubted for a second
JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST
haha fuck them jews yessssssssssss
>top 3 team's out
>top 2 team is currently 0-2
Fuck is going on?
>>1800169>furia-naviEASY 3-0 BABY
people laughed at me for saying mouz would go 0-2, today has been good, now if only vitality could manage to throw this game it would be even better
>>18001692-1 spirit
2-0 furia (no handshakes)
vita
legacy
lvg
pain
mouz 2-0 (stomps)
nemiga 2-0
ended up matching with one of the supernova comets fans on tinder, what do i do?
>>1800174Austin is the city of hambones
>rain needed a nap between games
fucking norweigans.... get him a blanket and 30 minutes before next match
>>1800086I prefer Olivia Robin
>>1800180>fansyeah i dont think so
>>1800182>fucking norweigans....he's a father of 2...
>>1800174ut longhorns are literally satanic and evil
wtf does nemiga even mean?
>>1800180make sure you check for a benis
>>1800190They hate CS and trying to cancel it
>>1800186not for the last 2 weeks. Maybe a phone call here and there
all I'm saying is put the bear to sleep if that's what it takes
>>1800190The Nyamiha or Nemiga (Belarusian: Hัะผiะณa, [nสฒaหmสฒiษฃa]; Russian: Heะผะธะณa, [nสฒJหmสฒiษกษ] ) is a river in Minsk.
>>1800182based healthchad
>>1800190it's a river in Belarus
>>1800185they had their own cheering section in dallas
>>1800196>>1800194ty bros learnt something new
I want this FaZe lineup to work so fucking bad bros. I NEED to see the boomers and s0mple on stage again.
>>1800190just an excuse to get a big N sticker into the game
>>1800203a lot of us do
>s0mpleironyfag
kek shit talking after losing already
there is a conspiracy against zywoo, the cam is rarely on him when he kills opponents
>>1800208Nah, it's s0mple in an endearing way. I think it's funny nickname but he's my GOAT.
vita win in such a boring fashion
faze win was way more exciting
Liquid takes it
not because they're better than mongolz, but because they're desperate, especially twistzz and nertz
the vegan and jew duo will blow all their gas to take mongolz out 13-11
Jesus CHRIST khaN almost threw that. ropz was fucking prepared for that already, my boy.
>>1800213the nickname lost "bite" after he won the Major, now it sounds cute
what is this gay kissing shit
>if you are gonna take this risk, it's gonna be real risky
>maybe too risky
I fucking hate that fag so much
AYO THESE NIGGAS KISSING EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEKS
>>1800219>the nickname lost "bite" after he won the Majorthat's not how people use it and hasn't been for a long time
>>1800222>>1800223jewish ritual (not a shitpost)
>>1800223>>1800222>>1800225its only the jew forcing it and everyone accepts it
>>1800222>>1800223mediterannean habits
>>1800230>>1800231Heavygod should also do it, but with his big gut
/ourguys/ and malbs and hades I guess... are next!
just woke up from a 1 year coma who the fuck are these guys this is not jitu
>>1800234i saw them dap each other after winning but then flamez joined to celebrate and he started kissing everyone
>>1800233heavygod is from eastern europe, they don't kiss
>>1800231he reacted like this the first time, but they threatened to cut him if he was gonna act homophobic
>>1800234It's actually true, flamez is a mizrahi (Shushan is a family name from Morocco)
t. nose haver in the noseland
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reminder
>>1800237anon....dont look at TL....
>>1800240>kitsunebest surf map (aside from surf_ski)
>>1800237The polish mafia took over
vitality should have been 2-0
the frog fears the morning games
>>1800001>MOUZ2 jews
>spiritI hate donk and I want to see him fail
>VPI hate russians and electronic specifically
>>1800246>the frog fears the morning gamesyou think zywoo took a bap with rain?
if snax is still on a team after the break, the situation needs to be investigated
MongolZ playing like ass so far
>>1800231im french and i kiss cheek my grandfather, my father my brother and very few close friends when its been a while we seen each other
everybody larps french but the cheek cheek kiss is the true french play
Is that TAZ? he hasn't aged since 1.6
I put Nemiga and G2 in 0-3, I hope at least one of these comes true
>>1800254Plumber genetics
I'm just gonna say it again
>>1800216I hope they get stomped in 1-1 but liquid are 100% gonna win this
>>1800252rat (the gif, not you)
>>1800255kek why?
russian cs is as washed as na cs
>>1800252that's normal when you haven't seen each other in years
they kiss every single tourney day, you can see that flamez is always the one engaging in it and everyone follows
Better hope Liquid and Pain don't win shitality...
>>1800258our rat?
>>1800261he connects with his mediterranean roots
russians(Spirit Navi VP Aurora) are winning what we doin NATObros
you know what
i like TL
they're like those quiet kids who are strong friends
Why are people still talking about sAw and SunPayus going to G2 is still a rumor. Heroic confirmed it???
>>1800247>I hate donk and I want to see him failOf all the reasons to hate Spirit, why are you hating the one guy in the team that deserves to win stuff? I fucking despise that team but because of the other 4. And wait a minute... G2 has HeavyGOD and he's a jew, why are you supporting them?
>>1800264save my nigga hรฅkon
Thorin is coming to his senses
>>1800265uk cs time to shine
no na tax dollars
>>1800267what the fuck are you talking about?
>Why are people still talking about sAw and SunPayus going to G2nobody has talked about that for at least 4 threads
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>>1800262Xi Wu will smite the mainlanders
>>1800271This fucking guy man.
>>1800274Scrawny just called it a rumor live on broadcast. I know he's retarded but still...
>>1800280scrawny isn't "people"
>>1800280what rumour? it's confirmed they are both going to G2 after the major.
>>1800272>uk cs time to shineStop playing footy. Start playing CS. How come there's only one guy in t1.
>>1800274nta but it's old news
do you NEVER check hltv?
>>1800268>why are you supporting them?I'm not
>why are you hating the one guy in the team that deserves to win stuff?he doesnt
>>1800283I know it's not a rumor. That's why I'm so confused that a fucking caster who is an active part of the scene doesn't know this shit.
>NA vs SA
uh oh butthurt incoming!
>>1800285either learn to read the thread or gtfo
>>1800287what? it's true.
Imagine keeping NAF, jesus christ
>>1800293Work on your reading comprehension esl-kun...
>>1800297>>1800298all of this doesn't seem important enough to focus about it desu. got my (You)s, I'm fine with it.
>Mongolz woke up
Lulquid sisters, it's ovah...
>texans are too poor for plates
the fuck lol i knew it was bad down there but jeeze
there is no way mac and cheese works well with meat
that meat looks dry as fuck
>>1800306It's Austin, it turned to shit sometimes around 2009.
hades have been doing really well for a stand in
been rewatching Falcons games today
Magisk is so fucking washed it's unreal, he is 100% the first one getting booted, or he's possibly already been informed of the kick and that's why he's playing so bad
worst lurks i've ever seen, slow as a fucking snail, constantly scared, i can't believe how washed he became since 2023
We need G2 and Mongolz to win for Spirit vs NAVI grudge match.
>>1800312yeah i said it's texas.
did someone stop supplying them because they won't use the national power grid? kek
>>1800314you watched the demo from his pov?
do you have dudes you recommend watching for a young star like myself (33yo) aspiring to become pro
bro are they unironically gonna lose this?
>>1800314if vitality didn't want to keep him, it's the proof they knew he was useless
Liquid seem to have no idea how to play with a man lead. They get the entry kill then get collapsed.
>>1800318PSP1G the goat to learn how to beat your spouse
>>1800323>Liquid seem to have no idea how to playthey're trying
>>1800318I've got your back, bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpA_N2VHKUo
>>1800316Don't you ever talk that way about Texas, boy!
Texas is the best state with the best food and the fattest women!
>>1800319Liquid? They were always going to lose vs MongolZ.
>>1800324what ever happened to that guy?
How did Liquid keep NAF these last 2 years? I look at his cam and I lose the will to play the game and I'm not even playing.
>is blits hacking?
t. Youtube chatter
Faze vs Legacy no matter the next results, but it would be most interesting if pain and mongolz win cause then aurora and vitality play each other
>>1800332it's funny as hell tho
should they kick him for being useless? probably
but when he clutches or makes a crazy play and just looks dead inside... it's just so fucking funny
>>1800332he HAS to have dirt on someone
he sucks and has funeral aura. not a good combo
>Might win a round
>Still push and suicide
>>1800332> 30 y.o. canadian cs goomer
>>1800332>How did Liquid keep NAF these last 2 years?He has an NA passport.
>>1800333he's the only real fragging igl
>liquid losing to mongoloids
lol
>>1800190just a typo meniga
>>1800330exactly that, dated a vtuber, very toxic relationship
he told her he was depressed and started have suicidal thoughts and she responded with something along the lines of "i can't believe i'm dating another depressed dude"
and he beat the shit out of her
he confessed on twitter what he did and left the internet
i liked his streams so i'm still bummed about that
>>1800340doesn't matter anymore
liquid signing siuhy confirmed they're cutting him and just going full eu
there are no americas awp talent they could take to stay NA
>>1800318>you watched the demo from his pov?yes
>do you have dudes you recommend watching for a young star like myself (33yo) aspiring to become procheck Faceit demos of pros, it's much better than watching pro game demos, they are too structured and high level.
watching streams is good too because you can see how pros comm and react to comms live
>pain chose dust2 again
are these monkeys fucking retarded?
they dropped mirage, which they look great on, for dust2 vs spirit and got their ass handed to them
now they picked dust2 AGAIN
TL only team that has hoodies in their uniform?
>>1800342>one player positivethey're so bad
>>1800344>"i can't believe i'm dating another depressed dude">ewhore farms depressed men>is surprised she ends up with said menDeserved. Hope he kicked the shit out of her. One whore learning a lesson and that unfunny faggot gone, blessed timeline.
>>1800321I think he was still good back then but the Falcons paycheck slowly ruined him over time
>people when mouz barely celebrate winning rounds and give boring and awkard interviews
:/
>people when mongolz barely celebrate winning rounds and give boring and awkard interviews
:O
is this the thing/japanese thing of cs?
>>1800353i mean, how good is your mongolian?
Liquid no longer being counted as NA is probably a blessing in disguise, they lose out on guaranteed DEI invites but can become a good team again after they remove NAF and ultimate
What will NAF do as a civilian job?
>>1800344he stabbed her with a knife while she was wrestling him to take it away. then tried telling her not to go to the hospital even tho she was bleeding all over the place. yeah he may have been depressed. but heโs also fucking retarded
>>1800358bum on the street
>>1800353>international team comming in english>mongolian team obviously speaking mongolian and slowly learning english through interviews
>peaks while switching weaponswhy do they do this
>>1800358he looks like a janitor or some other overnight worker, or programmer
>>1800353finding asians kino or cute is pretty miuch racism when you think about it. you don't hold them to the same standards as white people.
>>1800344the tragic(?) part about it all is that he did that like a month after quitting his well paying job to become a full time streamer
>>1800364they aren't the same as white people
>>1800365KWABOTY contender
I can hear the garden's hedgehog eating the cats' food in the living room.
does anyone know what's the trust level is in faceitfinder.com?
>Liquid losing like this
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOO
>>1800370kick them out!
i won the fight against mice, you can do it!
>>1800374did anyone record the part where she tightened her shirt?
>loser interview
kek every time
Is still Astralis the great evil of CS?
>>1800377wanted to drive him away but my mom said no.
>>1800381they did irrevocable damage on cs genuinely the most souless period of domination
>>1800355not good but media isn't part of my job and i was clearly talking more about their timidity and lack of "aura"
>>1800362english is one of the easiest languages to learn and media is an important part of esports
either get a translator or get on duolingo
>>1800383not in the sense of being good
i know they're not
I'm asking if they are still a cancer to the pro scene
NAF and ultimate bottom again. These two need to go.
yea im thinkin
liquid jee
liquid heavygod
and farm asia
>>1800386qrd? I started watching cs during the covid era and botality bought three of them
>>1800374>tfw you pretend to have a tech issue so she bends over in front of you.
Thats the fattest jew i've ever seen
>>1800390nah, falcons took that spot
astralis is just garbage org we can all laugh at, like g2 or faze
i honestly dont understand how faze is still running, i mean the organization itself not player
kino liquid vs mouz with siuhy eliminating mouz
>>1800374mid
the other asian admin is hotter
>>1800393b2b2b majors (4 majors in total) they started the whole double nade shit, ppl eventually get fatigue from seeing the same ppl win over and over
btw whats your premier/face it rankerino?
im around 15k premier (natty)
>>1800387>english is one of the easiest languages to learnit is if you're coming from a romance or a germanic lenguage
if you speak a flavour of moon runes probably it's very hard to learn english as both the rules of grammar have no similarities and most of the vocabulary don't have common roots to your native lenguage
saying kurwa and then english comms is a certified classic
>>1800403i dont play this dogwater game lil bro
>>1800403almost 17k
I was faceit 6-7 two years ago when I played
>>1800403got supreme on csgo
i don't play comp on cs2
>>180040325k
lvl 9 (60 cs2 games, 74 csgo)
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>>1800399they have some of the most popular zoomer streamers
>>1800387Well their "job" is to play CS, doing media stuff doesn't seem to be a priority since I heard you can just not do them (someone mentioned people from Falcons turned down interviews except NiKo).
Mongolz are awkward but it's an innocent type of awkwardness because they genuinely don't know english and it's endearing. It's just that.
>english is one of the easiest languages to learnThat depends on your first language desu.
>>1800410>>1800412>>18004143Dmax will receive a call from macron
>>1800399Falcons are the good guys though, vitality and mouz are the evil teams
are people actually upset that he called zywoo fat? LMAO
>>1800410wtf i have like 300 wins in cs2 and im dogshit and i do try and train
>>1800412all the big names i dont see any upsets lolquid gone
>>1800419oh fuck off nigger
>>1800410>>1800412>>1800414>Spirit vs NAVI>Legacy vs FaZe>MOUZ vs LiquidKino matches full of potential.
>>1800420to be fair personal insults are cringe when everyone else only insults based on gameplay
>>1800414furia
navi
aurora
faze
vit
mong
mouz
nemiga
>>1800420well yes, that's out of line, you don't insult people based on their appearance.
>hues btfo'd by white europeans
>>1800423fallen+molodoy v elec doe
neither of these teams have a real G2/Pain player
>>1800428there's only three europeans on g2
>>1800420>NOOOOO DO NOT INSULT LE WHOLESONE BIG FAT CHUNGUS GOATYjust one more reason to like legacy
>>1800424what about when graviti and apex keep insulting eachother mothers?
>>1800430huNter is as real of a G2 player as you're going to get
>>1800434oh true completely missed him kek
>>1800433insulting each other mothers is such a basic insult it's like fuck you
>>1800431israel is in eurovision ergo its european
>>1800433Apex and Graviti are friends, it's not the same as insulting some guy you don't know
>>1800424oh please everyone was calling s1mple fat and he was cool with it
>>1800441liquid was eu/as ergo not european
why is it suddenly faze vita, it was faze legacy no? how the fuck is that decided
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>>1800403silver 1, 2k premier, 1200 hours. started during shanghai major.
my first fps and i'm kinda retarded lol
>>1800447it's decided by cointoss
you see Nikola, topfragging on the Major isn't for everyone
>>1800441greatest bait you ever posted chikaner
>>1800447entire event is scripted bro, s1mple has to get humbled to the brink of elimination before he gets his revenge on zywoo in the finals
>>1800416>Well their "job" is to play CS, doing media stuff doesn't seem to be a prioritysame is true for all athletes but the vast majority still learn english because they know they have a large fanbase outside of their country (maybe even bigger than the one in their country)
and yes, your native language is going to affect how easily you learn other languages but english is still objectively a simple language. the alphabet, the grammar, how words are constructed. also in terms of exposure, you literally can't avoid english.
>Mongolz are awkward but it's an innocent type of awkwardness because they genuinely don't know english and it's endearing. It's just that.proving
>>1800364 right
>>1800433they're buddies, and those are classic french insults, part of the folklore, those are mother insults but you don't feel it that way. there is a clear subtility between insults, "la putain de vos meres" or "fils de pute" are not as meaningfull as "ta mere la pute". only a french could understand what I mean desu.
No Snax, no win. Capiche NiKo?
>>1800452what's a chikaner
the french derby will be fun to watch
>>1800457hey i remember this episode
Snax performing much better than m0lbs, who do you even remove from G2 to fix them?
>>1800457this g2 roster is so fucking weird man, they smack every tier 2 team and then proceed to get smacked by any tier 1.5 team
>>1800463The first ever tier 1.75 roster
>>1800463first tier 1.75 team ever
>>1800461must have been some shitty group stage seeding game, right? my GOAT arenasy would never
>>1800461THE GHOST OF BOSNIA
>>1800447it isn't.
>>1800454you're both retarded
>furia x vp
easy playoffs for furia
3Dmax will humble vitality
>>1800471if they choked a free win to this fucking Navi they can't beat Vitality, not even in bo1
>>1800420who called him fat?
>>1800473don't underestimate how much french people hate each other
>>1800470>star Liquid player leaves>skill improves and joins a better teamMany such cases
>>1800470i like furia but i put them on the 3-1, 3-2 slot on the pick'em so i hope they lose
>>1800475I agree
t. french man that manually insults other teammates when I hear a french accent
>>1800479arrรชtez d'รชtre moi
>>1800403I was global in go.
>>1800480fat, bald, short, ugly, hairy. but that's not the point, you have to draw a line somewhere.
>>1800485you just like me fr
Vitality playing in the morning again.......
>>1800485>you have to draw a line somewhere.yeah, at things you can't control, like 3 of the things you mentioned (being fat isn't one of them)
>>1800412sp0r0t
pooria
f0ze (leg0cy dream run is over)
vit0lity
m0ngolz
aur0ra
m0uz
p0in
>>1800489you can't control addictions buddy.
>lulquid vs mouz
poohy being the one to eliminate mouz would be kinda funny actually
>>1800491you're right
people just magically lose weight
Feels like navi are more stable? Although they almost lost to 3dmax but 3dmax aren't exactly the weakest of the bunch.
I think they might finally beat spirit in a bo3 tomorrow been a long time.
>>1800497To add to this. I don't think you want to lose that because there will be some srious competition at 2-1 thanks to some day1 upsets.
>>1800497navi are back to their bullshit winning rounds with their bullshit frags.
>>1800497praying for their downfall
>>1800500Prayers never work.
>>1800502For anybody. Ever.
>>1800503i prayed for you to respond to my post with some objective, critical thinking and cold, hard facts
it worked
Furia played against mongolz and aurora. Two directly invited teams and they beat both of them.
Mouz and liquid were another two directly invited teams. And they're in the gutter now. Jeez. Whichever two team lose 2-0 bo3 tomorrow will be in a rough fucking time. Chances are very high that whichever teams lose that will end up in a 2-2 spot.
>>1800455Yea it's a bit of that for sure. mzinho looks like a chubby asian kid and speaking broken english enhances the "infantilization" of the team since he's kinda the poster boy of Mongolz.
how would you insult xertion body?
>>1800507this new furia has looked surprisingly strong and seems to only get better
whoever cooked that shit up deserves all due credit
>>1800511he's not even that fat but he's got b cup moobs
peculiar specimen
>>1800511I can't talk bad about the people whose ancestors suferred the horrors of the Holocaust.
fucking furia vp for a playoff spot is disgusting reseeding should be done with vrs ranking
i see you bitches in the sticky leave niko alone
>>1800497they look more relaxed than in a while
and they're pulling similiar comeback shit as in 2024
but that's just two bo1s so far, we'll see
>>1799892>>1799887can you answer my question now
>Team Brain
>the most retarded ones on the team
>>1800575>>1799887nta, but cs is already a high variance game in terms of a single match, never mind a single map
when your sample size vs. an opponent for a result is a single mr12 map, people (pro scene and people who follow the game) feel the variance makes the results too random
This is why common proposed fixes are bo3s or playing the bo1s with mr15, which reduces the randomness effect of the high variance under what is commonly perceived as reasonable.
t. bo1 non-enjoyer
>>1800575>>1800582just to paint a picture: it looks like roughly half of the bo1 matches played in stage3 were "upsets" (by odds)
I only quickly glanced the games so correct me if this is incorrect.
>>1800549It's a BO1 mickey mouse happening
>>1800424being fat is a visual insult to the senses
when you are fat you are making the lives of everyone around you marginally worse
>>1800582>>1800590but again, most events are double elimination vs the major's triple elimination. why is 2 bo1s AND a bo3 more random than 2 bo3s?
in a bo1 you get 3 bans, in a bo3 you can only ban your perma before you're forced to play something you're not as comfortable on, it should be even less random
the comparison isn't "who lost a bo1 who would've won a bo3" it's "who lost 2 bo1s and would've lost their composite bo3 0-2." so far those teams have been
stage 1:
>chinggis warriors, fluxo, imperial, metizportstage 2:
>betboom, mibr, og, falconsstage 3:
>pain, nemiga, liquid, mouzare any of these shocking to see? falcons have great firepower but they went 3 maps against og and then choked their second bo3 under the pressure. mouz I could easily see losing a bo3 coming in cold. the rest are no brainers
I guess the biggest thing is the seeding being very swingy based on single map wins, but that's on valve's use of swiss+buccholz, not bo1s. you just need good fixed seeds
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>>1800633welcome back to tier 1 imperial fe
Now that s1mple is pretty much guaranteed to get his second major, is he back in the running for CS2 GOAT as well?
>>1800627I can see where you are coming from but
>composite bo3doesn't really make sense as a concept here since you have to prepare for and play against multiple different teams (possibly on the same maps) which inherently makes it more random by multiple additional variables
the bo1s exist purely because of scheduling, no one has ever made a serious argument for them to stand on their own for the good of the competetion, if there was infinite time we'd only play (mr15) bo3s, the bo1s have always been a bit of an ugly compromise so they can squeeze multiple matches to a day, but they got much worse since change from mr15 to mr12
It could be worse and at least you still get at least one bo3, but as a whole the bo1s are simply more random than any other solution we've had
Finna can't wait for jks' post-liquid domination.
Why we still have this dumb bo1? Everyone can have a bad map. Vitality is definetely better than fucking legacy. Bo1 is so stupid. If bo3 is too long why not do bo2 at least? Any reason they shouldn't.
so how are those pickems going, anon?
because mine are fucked
i wanted to go with my gut feeling and i'd have most pickems right, but then i started overanalyzing and going with narrative of popular analysts/casters and decided to go with the sound of reason
fuck this gay shit, if i didn't put money into the badge i'd be able to enjoy major freely without giving a fuck, now i feel cheated and betrayed, how do i get rid of this feeling?
Matches to look out for tomorrow:
Legacy vs Faze (unironically)
Mongolz vs LVG (Asia Derby)
Spirit vs Navi (2 heavy hitters who kind of fell off)
Mouz vs Liquid (Siuhy's Revenge or Downfall)
Had a dream last night where donk was my brother.
is there a reason why people don't run with pistols out when moving sites?
it would be slightly slower, but in case you get ambushed at least you have a glock / usp-s to fight back instead of a knife
>>1800764it's based on info
you either think you have a clear run = run with knife
or you think you might get ambushed = walk/run with rifle
it's lack of info/misinterpretation when you fuck it up
didnt expect pain to lose to g2
i hope twistzz lifegames and eliminates mouz
>>1800770>i hope twistzz lifegamesafter yesterday's games?
>>1800764Because usp/glock will rarely will you a fight anyway.
That said, many pros pull out knife way too much. Like doing it for a couple of seconds when there could be enemies nearby.
>>1800770spirit
furia (it's pretty 50/50)
faze (legacy won last but faze up)
vitality (3dmax could win though)
mongolz
aurora
mouz
pain (nemiga could do it but theyve looked bad stage 2)
>>1800779sad that legacy and faze can't both win
>>1800764If there is one thing where many pros can gain an advantage it's when they stop pulling out and inspecting their fucking $15k knives all the time
>>1800789the retarded thing is sometimes they just pull out knife while standing still
>>1800796He wanted the match vs siuhy. All part of the plan.
>>1800816battle of the tier1 shitters
I think mouz takes it
liquid looked absolutely lost, as a team and individually
>>1800820mouz isn't a shitter team, no one would rank them below 4
Spirit
VP
FaZe
3DMAX
MongolZ
G2
MOUZ
paiN
>>1800824>no one would rank them below 4I would
they've been in top10 for how many years? in top5 for around 2 years
and they barely have anything to show for it
>>1800825>3DMAXwould be funny, but I don't think it's gonna happen. In a bo1 I'd definitely have them as favorites tho
>>1800827Vitality is already collapsing. Mezii has come down to earth and ZywOo is back in major form.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fMAFnOY4BzM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iickshv7k4g
>>1800846i hope they make playoffs at least so s1mple doesnt just retire
>>1800849I have become convinced that if FaZe makes it to play-offs they're winning the entire thing. Delusional?
>>1800850>Delusional?yeah, but so am I
>>1800850>Delusional?yeah
i wanted a knife but i went into casual mode and like 90% of people already had a paid knife
is the average player just rich now
>>1800851>>1800852Seriously though. FaZe is probably the most veteran team at the tournament. They are known to take a step up in play-offs and in front of crowds and you know that they will be by far the biggest crowd favorites. Plus the entire team is dripping with aura (Zywho's biggest weakness).
>>1800854at best 2nd place (3rd in a row)
>>1800855s1mple says no to that.
nt vitality
>b-but it was vs p-plumbers
so basically like legacy?
>>1800885the plumbers era argument is retarded. they were playing against some of the greatest to ever do it. neo, dosia, markeloff, kennyS, olof and those are just off the top of my head.
>>1800885but they were playing gimmicky bo1s lmao anyone could do that..
>>1800885>bo1s take no skill it's all rando-ACK
>>1800885the biggest difference was that tier 2 teams and below were worse compared to today and that games were first to 16 instead to first to 13, so even if you were on the backfoot you had more rounds to make a comeback
so it was harder? it was easier?
the same as today
>>1800912>teams were worse back the-
Everyone's putting spirit on 3-0 so that means the opposite is happening.
>>1800913i didn't say that you numbskull
i said that TIER 2 and below were worse than they are today
TIER 1 CS in 2014~2015 were absolute beasts
we're talking about peak fnatic, peak nip, peak vp, envy a great navi
also
>opinion from a cheating retard that got banned by valve and had to play valorant for the rest of his career KWAB
https://x.com/CS2News_EN/status/1933366249838571907
what is simples obsession with rapping? lmao
>>1800928This is what being a GOAT is. Doing cringe stuff but gaining aura from it. Imagine Zywoo doing this shit
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I don't think this major will have a series the likes of this one. I think we legit blew all of our mana on Melbourne.
>>1800943well obviously not considering its only bo3
>>1800943we already had a falcons series with final game going quad ot ending 20-22 tho
>>1800945Just in general. You can have interesting and tight bo3s. But I think it's just gonna be some stupid mickey mouse shit in grands. It's just that you tend to get some cool bo3s on the way there but the finals themselves end up being boring. This year's Dallas was ass.
>>1800946Yeah but the stakes ain't the same. Not in front of the crowd, not in finals. It was entertaining tho I'll give you that.
holy navi vs spirit kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWXJugeeILM
The siuhy reputational collapse is immense. He was hyped up as the next IGL wunderkind, the person who'd best succeed karrigan. Now he's on Shitquid and Mouz is better off without him.
>>1800969well you know, he's doing as well as mouz with a worse team
if vitality loses the bo1 today they could get a very spicy elimination game vs mouz tomorrow
>>1800979Switch vp with furia and spirit with navi.
>>1800984even better, time for aurora to eliminate vitality
>aurora? yeah, they're insane on anubis
>mouz? let's just pick their best map as well
faze making it as hard on themselves as possible, as always
It's navi vs vitality in gffs
Is now a good time to buy kukri knife vanilla
>>1800990theyre actual retards
>>1801003I know
I fucking love it
tiers of how much i want a team to win the major
tier1: faze
tier2: vp, legacy, spirit, mongolz
tier pls no: navi, mouz, vitality
>>1801020>legacy but no furiaExplain
>>1801029legacy would've been funny at least and furia won't win anyway
i never watched cs pro, only knew of few popular names
i didn't expect karrigan to be outgoing i thought he's the silent stoic leader
>>1801025looking like a hltv article is a nice touch.
Did they fuck with AUG/SG553 recoil?
It feels like absolute shit to use now
>>1801046they nerfed their fire rate (and accuracy) like 5-6 years ago
>>1801049Anything recent? it was okay up to sometime this month.
>>1801059There was a recent update on may 21 that adjusted the screen shake on spraying to be smoother. Maybe youโre too used to the unadjusted spraying animation
>>1801059Also do you play with damage prediction on or off?
FREYA MY LOVE YOU LOOK STUNNING TODAY!!!
which streamer are we watching restreaming the major? ohne, steel or fl0m?
>>1801079shes a solid 6.5/10
>>1801082ALTAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MAGOG IF YOU AINT WATCHIN OHNE NIGGA
>>1801083it's literally one guy spamming this shit (hopefully)
>>1801082*poorly imitates ebonics* *spouts flavor of the day american meme* WAS????
>>1801092*kisses you on the asshole*
>>1801092but none of my like three friends care about cs... i can pretend im watching with someone....
>>1801095let me guess, they all play gacha games with how gay you act
>falcons has gotten eliminated with 20-22 score last game 3 times this year
LMAO
>legacy vs faze rematch
who wins? legacy won 2-0 last time but it's a bo1 this time.
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>>1801092kussy on the bussy ma drilla
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>>1801104>but it's a bo1 this time
>>1801109looks like what my soviet babushka has in her cupboard
>>1801075I think I turned this off recently. I think it might actually affect gameplay. Shouldn't it be purely cosmetic
>>1801072It also feels different since the last update or so
>>1801082I like to watch fl0m when NA teams lose, otherwise ALTA MY NIGGA
>we got our ass handed to us on anubis yesterday
>let's pick till we get it, it's not like we won't magically make it to playoffs anyway
>>1801113you don't get it they leveled up after purposefully fighting the final boss of anubis
>french derby
this better not be just a stomp, i wanna see the smack talk
love cute anime poster!!!
lmao what a fucking troll from 3dmax
i come from the future
ohnepixel will be shot by a black individual after he called him "ma drilla" thinking it was a racial slur
also faze won't make the knockout stage kwab
>>1801128im watching faze what did they do?
niggas in January be like "ropz is a sidegrade to Spinx" :skull:
>>1801131There are no blacks in germany. Only arabs/mudslimes
Maybe I hadnโt noticed until now because of live arena environment but is it normal for players to howl like this on round wins?
>>1801133flashed ropz on ramp nuke, full rushed in, nobody killed him and he aced with duals
WERE ALL WATCHING FAZEE IN HERE
>>1801136he's going to austin for the knockout stage
crazy how a team can go from losing ECL to nouns and nrg to this
>>1801148"crazy" (they're cheating)
>>1801137yeah but trash talk between teams is more than usual
>>1801150then why the ref standing behind them hasn't stopped the match?
so fucking sick of vitality
saadzin gotta be a top3 awper at this point. only sh0r0 and mologoy are better or equal.
>>1801153he looks brazilian
what is wrong with faze and choosing dogshit maps
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>>1801161ok but legacy flamed zywoo for being fat not 3dmax is he retarded?
niggality is so auraless no cap
>gonna steal my siren?
>I'll steal your language
>>1801166>steals your tournament chances in response
can anybody explain to me why we have two dead threads?
>>1801171shut the fuck up
>>1801171something something jannies
>>1801171We're all in the hidden real thread
>>1801164na fatty detected
>>1801172brace yourself for GL broky
>>1801169>tournament chanceswe've never had those around here, pedro
>>1801171i have a clue for thee
they're unemployed
and do it for free
>>1801182post the one where he takes a selfie behind the team that beat them to win the tournament and is lifting the trophy
the goat is still the goat but rain is 1-7 gg
okay he goated with the awp but 4 bots on team wcyd
>>1801191that's MISTER FAZE for you, scrub.
YOU CANT PLAY ANUBIS SINCE ROPZ LEFT JUST FUCKING STOP AND BAN IT FOR FUCK SAKE YOU ARE PLAYING THIS MAP FOR 6 MONTHS YOU HAVENT WIN IT ONCE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
But an anon in here told me that rain lifegames every single major game??????
rain just needs another nap
he'll nap between map 1 and map 2....
....what do you mean this is a BO1?
>>1801181>>1801185doubt they can afford him after his stock tanked but it would be kino
>>1801171>someone makes new thread 50 images before image limit and links it>op of the current thread back then and op of new thread start beefing. something about a link in the old OP.>people say fuck it and spam random pics until we reach 300 so we can migrate to the new one>after like 200 posts in the new thread, jannytranny just deletes new thread and the spammed images in the old thread, putting it back to 270 images or so. probably because op of old thread reported it.>some fucking retarded instantly makes a new thread, people migrate early again, even though old thread is at 270 images or sowas super fucking annoying
>>1801200i think faze would sell him for a reasonable price to GL. better than having him sat on the bench getting salary for nothing. not sure when his contract ends though
>>1801181>>1801185it's kursy, who is actually way better than botky btw
there's so fucking many tech pauses
>>1801204never heard of him but if your right i trust ashs vision
damn 3dmax already got raped
I expected them to offer at least some resistance
>>1801172btw what ethnicity is this?
>dumau winks at the camera during tech pause
ok dude
>>1801210Nuke is a CT side map
>>18012103dmax is a fucking dogshit team, worse than legacy
>>1801213>NOOO ONLY KARRIGEN IS ALLOWED TO MAKE FUNNY FACES
i have never seen a team as dumb as 3d max
>>1801212he must be a gypsy
>>1801213ive hated brazillians since colds jumping no scopes, i was a huge TL fan. dumau seems alright though, bit of personality in the scene is good.
>tech pause
>faze suddenly win
pure coincidence
late round s1mple is the best
>>1801221and? and what? do you want to see legacy winning? no
>FaZe against TEC9s after winning a round
I'm shitting my pants...
>>1801223>do you want to see legacy winning?yes
RAPE 'em s0mple
Tell 'em to SHUT THE FUCK UP
the goat rapes the small monkeys
3dmax needs to disband and commit suicide
>>1801231*zooms into turkish mouth*
simple is already better than zywoo. crazy.
I feel like many anons ITT today havent watched yesterday or the stage before this one. we are rooting for legacy/3dmax/lynn vision now
VITALITY IS NOW ON A 2 MATCH WIN STREAK
We always root for FaZe no matter what.
>>1801237i only cheer for the teams i chose for my pickems
I always root against FaZe no matter what
>>1801242you are not welcome in these threads
>s1mple screaming VAMO PORRA VAMO CARALHO
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Meu GOAT CARALHO.
>>1801244kindly fuck off, tourist
>dumau has more cultural impact in one tournament than zywoo has his whole career
>s1mple shittalking in portuguese
it's over for legacy
I seriously need a soundboard of s1mple's shouts/hoots
>>1801241Yeah go cheer for falcons then
oh wait :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPKJSm1-ZxM
thread theme
>>1801248lol actual trvth nvke
>has bodyy, apex, and s1mple imitating him
dumau already cementing his cultural impact
>>1801253I feel so faking alright~
>>1801252never had falcons on my pickem
>:)still lost stage 2 tho
:(
>>1801253why does every CS pro want to be bladee?
you now imagine a sixsome with team supernova comets
S1MPLE DOUBTERS REAL QUIET TODAY HUH
H-He... He really is back...
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>>1801262talk about a sausage party...
>>1801237For me it's falcons(rip), spirit, virtus pro, menigga, legacy and faze, I liked tyloo and lynn vision before they tryharded with the ice cream and spinning, they went from pasha-esque characters to frauds in a second
He isn't back
but he's closer than ever, and I fucking love it
>>1801257So who you got left?
holy carrygun with the aug
based simple bullying t3 teams
>>1801268I'm sorry Karrigan
>>1801258even d9 has more cultural impact than zypoo
>karrigan opening masterclass
>rain not sleeping
>EliGE balding them
>frozen frozen
>s1mple fucking back
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>>1801269wasnt it moses that brought the icecream to Jee? what is he supposed to do? say no thank you? but yeah, emilia seems to be a bit of a nutter.
>elige smiling
wtf???
they're winning the major now
yeah I'm thinking he's back
I've seen enough, Faze wins this major.
how can you not like faze
I'm cringing at faze, they're trying to be cool but it ain't working.
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>>1801287you must have a black soul and a tarred heart to not love faze. example:
>>1801288
I'm cringing at that post, he's trying to be a contrarian and it's not working.
>>1801271now that vitality can't go 3-0 i want em out of the tournament so they don't take any spot from the 3-1 and 3-2
i turned heel on myniggas whom i put to advance to the next stage the previous rounds but this round i put em on 0-3
spirit 3-0
furia, vp, mouz, mongols, awoga and regrettably faze (i should have changed them for navi) 3-1 3-2
>>1801288esport is grown men playing a video game, and it took you this long to realize it's cringe?
either enjoy the cringe or stop watching
yeah faze is cooked fuck this shit ggwp why do i ever believe in them
faze literally needs to win just 1 fucking round lmao fucking retards
>>1801281No more so sharing it with banks, eww, then going like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, way over the top
the shouting metagame is already stale
no one shouts when they lose, if you one tap s1mple or karrigan and lose the round you should still call them old and slow
it's okay they're paid by the round
on paper faze have the most firepower, if they don't win the major they're huge frauds.
>>1801302the shouting needs to escalate until it gets physical. i need nerd fights NOW
>>1801288this. you have 2 shittalkers in karrigan and s1mple. s1mple's pretty mid at it as well. then the other 3 are just like
>h-haha yeah pls stop I just want to play the gameand then when things dont go their way their mood crumbles so fast thanks to elige
>>1801302Well what can you do when you lose? Just tell them to shut the fuck up like s1mple did the first time they played Legacy.
i dont like this toxic scene i wanna go back to astralis era
HE'LL FUCKING READ YOU LIKE A BOOK
>>1801308>on paper faze have the most firepower
>>1801311you can see neo behind in pain as he has to listen to that shit
faze struggling to 5 nobodies but yeah they're gonna win the major
>>1801287I hate autists like hippogan
>s1mple and EliGE holding the same angle
>EliGE realizes it and switches to watching the other side
Hooooooooly fucking teamwork.
>>1801318they do, they have 4 strong hitters
Hatewatch bros, who've you got between Liquid and Mouz?
>>1801313You want to go back to the most boring counter strike esports has ever been?
>still shittalking after the game is won
I've never seen this before this major. I think it all started with emilia standing on the desk (after game vs falcons I belueve)
faze vs navi in 2-1 match in most cases, that would be fun
>>1801327i want to see mouz lose but i doubt it will happen
>>1801327mouz and i'm not hatewatching
>>1801332It's most likely
elec vs faze
spirit vs faze
navi vs faze
>>1801330karrigan said he did it in the first stage of the major to heroic because heroic did it to them at Dallas
I just wanna see snax in the playoffs for his g2 redemption, ch0k0 and botesy are the problems.
jotta finally fixed his tooth?
>>1801330apex shitalking mongolz and eletronic shittalked some teams after they won, it was in blast rivals
>>1801336I meant in general. Other teams are doing it as well.
>>1801330*posts webm electronic aggressively screaming something in russian after winning against Falcons*
>>1801327mouz going 0-3 would be funny, but liquid is too shit to do it
why not just scream during game to annoy opponents? or like bang your table or something so they cant hear steps?
https://x.com/TeamVitalityCS/status/1933535551430287667
holy aura loss and boring team no one cares about you anymore
>>1801337snax is and always has been a shit igl
having 2 divas on the team just made it more obvious
>>1801345skill is stored in fat
zywoo
simple
heavygod
>>1801344it's not gonna mess with them enough to be worth a 4v5
think before you post
goat byke....
feels so good
>>1801327Mouz are the only team I actually hate, I want them to get knocked out and their old igl being the one to do it would be amazing
>>1801339>>1801342electronic also shittalked legacy after defeating them. why is this vatnik so angry? he's still married and has a kid, right?
are there any bo3s today? im so fucking lazy sorry
>>1801327No civilized man hate watches liquid
>hunter blatantly trying to throw the round
what the fuck was that g2 round? was it full eco+saved ak?
>>1801346yet you're obsessed with them, you seem very smart thirdie.
>>1801358ak deagle and 3 glocks
>>1801354the 2-1 and 1-2 games
spirit navi
furia vp
mouz liquid
pain meniga
>>1801335vp and spirit aren't losing though
>>1801346>playing footy with your friendswhat about this is an aura loss?
>>1801352but shooey is ass, they clearly made the right call
>why they give snax hero ak
>>1801353his kid is a girl.
>>1801365Spirit are, most likely. Not sure about VP.
>>1801366they arent playing it because they like football theyre playing it because theyre forced by their health coaches
>>1801346That fucking music kek.
are we team ching or team chong
>>1801342vp came back from 4-12 or something in that game and apparently degster had been shit talking a lot when falcons were in the lead
who the fuck are these braindead casters? it's not "joe"-ta it's "yo"-ta fucking retarded morons.
>>1801367He wasn't kicked, I'm not a fan of him or liquid it would just be funny
>>1801377nobody cares roach
>>1801361ch0k0 being one of the divas, retard
just watch any of g2's old videos with comms. snax barely talked and monkeysy and n0k0 did a lot of the calling (poorly)
>>1801377>it's not "joe"-ta it's "yo"-tawho the fuck cares?
>>1801377go back to malmo, bjorn
>>1801379>>1801381>>1801382""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""professional""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" casters
wow can't even pronounce things right.
hero awp seems so fucking retarded as t
at least on ct you can just save it
are we really pretending that the team who lost to mibr and barely won against OG is better than G2?
>>1801377as a european, i don't care
besides, they pronounce almost all the names wrong. no says "yimp-hat" and that's fine
aurora plays so ass except for jota, this would be legit like 8-2, 9-1 if not for jota heroics
>>1801378>He wasn't kickedhe effectively was, if I understood the rumors properly
between siuhy+brollan or spinx+brollan, they didn't pick him, deciding he was more replaceable as an igl than spinx would be as a star
Finally legacy's run is coming to an end. This prank almost got out of control.
G2 haters are kinda quiet right now
>heavygod
>actually heavy
damn g2 got themselves the literal burger king
>israeli
anudda shoah
New G2 is to faceless. I can't find a single reason to watch their game
>>1801383Caster have been mispronouncing ZywOo's name since forever.
wtf are these furia vs vp odds
>furia 1.74 / vp 2.03
bookies are fucking retarded lmao
>>1801383too fuckin bad, shouldn't you be watching your comfy dedicated third world broadcast where they pronounce it properly?
i bet sangal regret selling jotta for cheap now
>>1801397what do you think the odds should be?
>>1801393>G2 hatersnobody hates g2 anymore
everyone stopped caring when monesy and niko left
>>1801370navi should've lost to 3dmax really, but they decided to throw at 12 rounds, they aren't back to being good again just cause they are 2-0
>>1801397time to go all in my brother
>>1801399xfloud is better than this bot
>FaZe win the major
>NAVI sees this
>karrigan wants to buy s1mple from them
>NAVI goes from asking 10 bucks for him to 10M
>>1801406pretty sure his contract is up soon
I tried watching stream B, all the players are playing with their eyes close wtf?!
>>1801406>FaZe win the majorStopped reading at that
>>1801408furia lost vs pain
vp 2-0'd pain
>>1801377jotta is pronounced "shota"
>>1801415It's Joe triple A
finna watch the chinese game instead
imagine playing video games for money and still looking like this, why do players not give a single fuck about how they look?
what's pashabiceps doing now? i miss the golden era of virtus pro, i barely know anyone. at least snax and taz are on g2
>>1801420but then he won't be heavygod
>>1801414exactly. So then why does furia have better odds?
>>1801421>at least snax and taz are on g2lol
This is boring... yesterday's banana action was so kino between 3Dmax and Navi
>>1801425dunno, but probably because fura looked so good vs aurora.
>>1801425because furia will win
>>1801424hes not the only one. simple, monesy, donk, molodoy, snax, etc. either fat, fucked teeth, fucked skin, etc. how can you spend $5k on a video game knife but not on getting your shit together so you dont look like picrel
>>1801426what, am i wrong? that's snax as a player and taz as coach right? neo is also coaching faze. byali is probably drunk so yeah.
Rooting for FaZe, G2, Mongolz, VP and Vitality.
>>1801390Yeah, he vetoed the brollan kick but nothing was stopping him from accepting that it was going to happen except himself, it's more of a self bench cause of his morals, feelings or whatever
>>1801396he must actually be turkish
off the top of my head:
>brollan, not bro-lan>yimp-hat, not jim-fat>zeewoo, not zywoo>flame-Z, not flamez>mehgisk (hard g), not mahgisk (soft g)
>One of the real name of a Legacy player is Vinicius
>>1801432you're joking right now, right?
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>4chan (Spirit) vs. Reddit (Navi)
We will be there
>>1801432nta but taz is getting replaced by saw after the break and saw would most likely not keep a dogshit igl (being a good coach and not polish)
>>1801403And falcons shouldn't have got elimed out of stage 2 but they did.
Also, it was a bo1. You see how flukey this shit is. It applies to navi and spirit both but it's yet to be seen if spirit can perform against good teams again.
>>1801431Gamers are not known for taking care of themselves. If I went pro I would also do the same, I don't give a single fuck about my appearance, I just want to play.
>>1801441Looks like it's reddit vs reddit desu.
maybe lynn vision is the best asian team now?
why isn't snax sitting in the middle like most igls?
>>1801441spireddit got this in the bag
>>1801441They're both retard gopniks
>>1801237>we are rooting for legacyfake ass manufacturing consent loser "we" aren't doing SHIT
#fazeUP #barcelonaWAY
>>1801445wouldnt you be embarrassed looking like total dogshit next to people like freya or niko (which are objectively good looking people who put effort into how they look) live on twitch in front on 100k people? like no shame whatsoever?
>>1801459respect, or lack-there-of
>>1801432taz is getting the boot after the major and taking snax with him
>>1801452he's not in charge
>>1801462No? Who gives a fuck? I'm earning money while playing games. I would be embarrassed if I lost to NiKo.
>>1801452he used to. but then they swapped to monesy sitting in middle in like the last 2 tournaments they played.
>>1801452he's not a diva who needs to be in the middle of the spotlights
>>1801462the people you named are either awkward teenagers or just fatties
>>1801444Yeah I'm aware bo1s are flukey, it's part of why navi are 2-0, but now they have to play a bo3 and they won't win
>>1801462Nobody will remember what niko looked like in 20 years but his heaven fumble will be remembered for generations.
>>1801435>nothing was stopping him from accepting that it was going to happen except himselfand nothing was stopping mouz execs from keeping him and turning spinx down after he objected
>>1801462>freyakek how can a mid 40s year old looking woman gather so many simps
>put 3DMAX and Aurora in 0-3
>they win just 1 game to fuck me over
FUCK this pickem shit.
>G2 and FaZe both winning
it's a good day
>>1801471They would've gone 2-0 in bo3s as well. Probably same as spirit. But I don't see them dropping the ball this time around. Spirit on the other hand tend to fall apart when donk/shiro goes missing. Navi are looking much better than they did months ago.
>>1801466but he's a big guy.
wtf how kebabs can be so shitty
>>1801475he is sadly ukrainian
jottaaa just fed up with this shit lol
>>1801483but not the biggest
>>1801481>reddit x2 wins>goodshoo shoo
G2 to playoffs! NiKo to insane asylum
>>1801432taz is out after the major, they're getting sAw from heroic confirmed.
Snax's days are probably numbered too.
why is malbs worse than hades (the goat polish awper)?
>>1801420heavyGOAT isn't the typical fat gamer like xantares, he looks like a bruiser for the russian mob
>>180147535:0 against zywoo
degster should go to ____________
>>1801467>I'm earning money while playing games.meaning you have 0 excuses to look like a homeless person
>I would be embarrassed if I lost to NiKo.thats fair, imagine getting mogged on the server as well as irl
>>180147022-25 year olds arent teenagers
>>1801474https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/1iw7us9/how_niko_has_changed_in_5000_days/
>>1801478not simping for anyone, shes objectively a good looking woman
holy shit, g2 has no chemistry
looks like you put a random 5-stack in an event
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>g2 won
How's he feeling right now?
>>1801501you gay or sumthin?
>>1801501>redditfuck off fag
>>1801501HeavyGod got more curves than flatya
>g2 could make playoffs
what the?
>>1801502lucky for them turks have been shit ever since switching org
I will just leave this here
reminder to watch the demo and not the broadcast
VP will win this whole thing, there is nothing interesting left, just boring domination
>>1801505what makes me gay? the fact that i cannot phantom why rich fucks arent doing anything about their appearance and look like homeless people
>valarante fag talking about looks and drip again
>>1801503>checks bank out>10m$>orders burger and a prostitute to his hotel room
>>1801503He's feeling kyousuke with his body rn
>>1801501>unironically posting reddit linksgo back
>>1801510Why fat people always look like shit when they turn skinny
>>1801511>not the broadcastwhy? scrawnders aren't casting right now and I don't care how they pronounce player names
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I will just leave this here
>>1801506>>1801520>muh reddit vs le 4chinare you niggas twelve?
>>1801513making 6 figures for a couple years before you fall off and are forced to get a job as a truck driver does not make you rich kek
Reply to this post after Spirit lose to Navi today.
They will subsequently then lose to Faze and get elimed in ot on map 3 the same way falcons did
>>1801518hes right, simple proved that hes still one of the best snipers
if they were to bomb here then he could've kissed goodbye to cs pro
>>1801514anon, this is a blue board
>>1801526>cant even look her in the eyesembarrassing
>>1801528making 6 figs while doing literally nothing else as a 22yo is pretty good id say
is sunpayus even an upgrade over hades
>>1801516>calling monesy a prostituteout of pocket
>>18015251. you use your actual brain to process what you are viewing, you are not being told how to feel by someone else
2. you can be a better spectator, you get to see the game in the settings as you play it and not the ones that are for broadcasting
>>1801514nooooooo mr advertiser get down
>>1801528Doesnt stewie2k own 500 ETH? I think he's set for life
>>1801527if you enjoy reading reddit, you are not a fully actualized human being
it's a website designed to round off the corners, to only show you the things that are most appealing and least offensive to the broadest slice of an audience. if you don't understand why that's a problem, what the fuck are you doing on this website?
Reply to this post after VP wins this major without a single loss
>>1801535hades is notoriously inconsistent, but no
>>1801528moving to an eastern euro country with that money is going to set you for life
>>1801539>you can be a better spectatorno
>>1801535a slight upgrade i would say but not enough to make G2 a title contender
>>1801541>was about to ask >name is in the file nameappreciate you, javanon
>>1801548>just live in a shitholelol
no way snax survives saw right?
>>1801549the spectating this major is ass
you get to see what the players are actually seeing
sorry you're just low iq
>>1801539i don't care about that
>>1801544youre right about how reddit is shitty in that case but i just linked a pic comparing how niko changed, means literally nothing, you dont have to read and engage with people there. grow up
>>1801544nta, but what fuck are you doing itt?
>>1801431zont1x looks like the most average zogbot in the entire country of russian and has several dozens of chinese girls actively lusting over his cock on the daily, certainly more than you ever did.
Also monesy looks good, he's just twiggy as hell because of his morphology. Average player nowadays are far better looking than they used to be, just see semphis glow up, heavygod is an outlier and is biggest issue is being obese and israeli
HeavyGOAT SAT on the competition like usual. Life is good.
>>1801501Assuming I was in their shoes. Why would I care about pleasing people like you? Oh boohoo, some faggot wants to look at pretty men while watching eSports.
>>1801556>i just linked a piccoulda posted it
>it's G2 vs FaZe qualification match no matter what happens for the rest of the day
i'm cumming
im tired of anubis man i dont know this map i want dust 2 and nuke and mirage
>>1801556>linked a picture instead of posting itredditor or not, kys
>>1801431>how can you spend $5k on a video game knifealmost all of the knife you see during tourneys are lended by betting sites
cs is just a big ass ad for gambling
>>1801564How's that an exciting matchup? Faze just gonna win with g1mple playing this this
>>1801564not bad I guess
not sure who I want to win tho
>want faze in playoffs because faze+s1mple>want g2 in playoff because niko+monesy>want to watch all 5 faze matches>don't want g2 to get uppity
>>1801559you cant possibly be so shallow that youd care about your looks only womens attention
>>1801562>im fine looking like a homeless personweird
>>1801563doesnt matter, makes literally 0 difference, you saw the pic, you closed the tab, nothing in your life has changed
>>1801441Are these really the people we want representing us and winning the major?
>>1801556>i just linked a pic comparing how niko changedthis is an imageboard
>>1801557complete nonsequitur, what point are you trying to make
>>1801578>you saw the picno i didn't
>>1801582or i can link and leave one more image slot
anyone else watching furia vs vp instead of spirit vs navi (when it starts)?
spirit navi started we're in here
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
>>1801582nobody cares about the reddit vs 4chan bullshit
just tell him 'not clicking that' and move on
>>1801586appreciate it, those are in short supply here in the slowest board on 4chan
>>1801580yeah I get why zont1x doesn't smile anymore.
https://www.twitch.tv/steel_tv
old magog is here
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Nigga Spirit got it
>>1801580movies fucked your brain up if you think 18-20 year olds look any different lol
only outlier is chopper obviously
>>1801584>1801584lol
not bad
weird to make karrigan the monkey tho
>>1801580lesbians can play in male teams now?
>>1801588by the time vp furia start navi will already be gaped
>>1801586you understand that maybe 50% of the images itt aren't freshly capped, why isn't everyone else linking all those images? it's just a tab you have to open and close, right?
it's a courtesy thing
>>1801598he's talking about them being weebs, dumbass
>>1801584Powerful.
>>1801602Subverting expectations. It's even better because of that.
>>1801594>>1801599the website is 18+
yeah im only going to start watching navi spirit after the first game fuck anubis
>>1801603>male teamsno such thing
>>1801604maybe and that's why i think it'll be a more interesting game
>>1801617based composite bo3 enjoyer
>tfw spirit is gonna play vitality next round
damn
>>1801621>navi's winningok buddy
>>1801621>best playoff matchup is round 1grim
>>1801621i can only get spirit vs faze or g2
liquid vs mouz was supposed to be 3 hous from now
it seems like they're about to play in a moment and i bought lots of beers to watch cs today
what the fuck man... all games go too fast today
>>1801628the mongols lynn game felt like 3 hours and it was a bo1
holy fucking shit that was some of the best plays this tournament, IM sama i kneel
iM just glocked chopper (M4A1-S) from 100 to 0 I think.
gypsy magic is back. navi are winning the major.
>>1801564no it's not, it can be faze vs navi or faze vs mongolz, most likely faze vs navi
>>1801632>>1801633chopper being worse than a gold nova doesnt make im good
>legacy vs lynn vision
holy absolute kino incoming
i will be there no matter what
>>1801635oh also possibly faze vs furia
>>1801647he's looking more and more jewish, the older he gets
>>1801653i thought mirage was pretty even?
god navi players are so piss, not a single one belongs in a top 5 team
be honest with me bros...
are myniggas going 0-3?
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>>1801659>anubis >ct sided
>>1801661more than the sum of its parts ahh team
>ct 5
over for navi, they needed 8 at least
dogshit players like magixx, chopper etc should play with the recoil crosshair
they're always so lost on long sprays
>>1801663nah, liquid is though
Nice job valve, anubis is still heavily ct-sided. The team that we all root for on reddit is losing now because of this
why didn't navi do their research? push A every time and exploit zontix
ez win
>>1801675actually holding sites is the one thing zontix is decent at
>>1801677yes, navi needed it to be 8-4
instead it's 4-8 kekek
>flash hit the invisible extendawall
HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR FR
>>1801681and again
I swear donk and shiro are the worst at nades in tier1 cs
>>1801683We all voted on Reddit and came to this decision
calm down retards
when anubis was introduced it was surely a TT map, it was very clear that it was one sided map
but did any of you watch anubis in last few tournaments? it's been shifting into a CT map a lot. players already figured the map, made new tactics, it's not TT sided anymore for at least 2-3 months now
I love endless eco rounds
>>1801692>it's been shifting into a CT map a lot>>1801664>last 3 months 44%
https://x.com/blizaardy/status/1933518963474129266
lmao
>>1801692>it's been shifting into a CT map a lo
>>1801692you're retarded, dawg
>>1801691@moderator a call for suicide
>wearing light colored contact lenses
wonderful is cringe
https://x.com/HLTVorg/status/1933554493398135173
You would never guess Karrigan is playing cs with how his body is reacting
Professeur FalleN I kneel
>electronic 12 adr
it's over
the inferiority complex of brazil is the stuff of legends
>sp0r0t got the hotter of the two asian admins
buff or debuff?
>>1801702he's just all in
can't be the goat if you don't let yourself be consumed
>>1801702wow he's just like me
>>1801712this is so funny he's so into it he's feeling the damage
>>1801712>all inall in on adderall
Ermmmm 4chanbros.../ourguys/ are starting to lose....
>>1801715he's been a pro for 20 years
I'm pretty sure he'd be slimmer if it was adderall that got him to where he is
>>1801716furia are /ourguys/ since they saved yeki thoughever
what the fuck he was so good in stage 2
>>1801721Outbrained and outaimed by Brazilians
>>1801716inner jame will come out to save electronic
>>1801717adderall doesn't make you lose weight unless you're on an all-adderall diet
>mongolz beat lynn vision
>not a single joke about them penetrating the wall
maybe we do need better casters
>>1801724makes you less hungry
why is chopper wearing that nose bandage
>>1801729i think a furia player also has something like that?
>>1801733hally's weed and speed
>>1801734yeah people have started copying
>>1801721were stage 2 opponents easier??
>bro donk go peek awp dry
chopper genius be like
>>1801734Chopper's cultural impact
>>1801728a lot of antidepressants are hunger-suppressing too but most who take them don't lose weight
and fatties will keep over-eating no matter what
>>1801742>he thinks donk doesn't decide everything all by himself
>>1801694>>1801697holy shittttt he ain't lyin
just kiddin, only 2 of these maps are between top 20 teams
>>1801721stage 2 was thirdie trash
na`vi is pure reddit since they seethed about russians, right?
ate too much again, my tummy hurts.
>mouz liquid
what do I think? who do I cheer for?
>>1801641You don't understand the way it works, use the simulators to see the potential matchups
WEEEEOOO WEEEEOOO WEEEEOOO WEEEEOOO WEEEEOOO WEEEEOOO WEEEEOOO WEEEEOOO
>hey they have no money, they probably won't pistol rush
The Brazilian panther is raping the Russian bear
>>1801729there was an escorenews interview about it:
>ะญัo ะดaะฝั yะฒaะถeะฝะธั Heะปะปะธ. Country Grammar ะธะทะผeะฝะธะปa ะผoั ะถะธะทะฝั, ะธ ั ะฒceะณะดa ะฑyะดy ะธcะฟัััะฒaัั oะณpoะผะฝoe yะฒaะถeะฝะธe ะบ ะopะฝeะปะปy Aะนpeะปะปy ะฅeะนะฝcy-ะผะปaะดัeะผy.
eco kills are worth less btw haha doesnt matter if u kill 4 tec9s rushing you those guns are cheap so theyre bad
>>1801756come on, siuhy cucking mouz would be very funny.
>>1801750>na`vi is pure redditsince they kicked boomich
>>1801759No green arrow therefore you look like that and you say that
>>1801756you like mouz, you cheer for mouz
>>1801756you think jews are pretty cool and you support mouz by buying their merch
>>1801766Yes. come on I can't be the only one who tried it once I heard karrigan do it right?
How can you even kill that fast with a bodyshot
>>1801763benjamin, please, I remember when you used to grind demos 24/7 and focus on your future
now you lose to gla1ve in rmrs and seethe on 4chan
>>1801772I wouldn't even be surprised if one of you retards sat alone doing sirens
>>1801769NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONLY DONK IS GOOD NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1801772next time karrigan does it im going to do it with you too..
>>1801780nikkas is nuggets-seethin cross sports
>>1801783>>1801772make a vocaroo for the thread please
Yo does anyone have the instas of the admins
there's so few places to hide for cts on anubis
>0leksi
why do they keep this finnoid onna team?
he's pure ass and they don't even look good as a team, just random popoffs
jL haters are about to spam the thread, so I'll beat them to the punch and remind everyone here that jL haters are mentally ill.
fucking apologize to /oursissy/
steel is right, holy fuck these 2025 teams are so bad
>have 1-2 man advantage post-plant
>still lose the round
>rinse and repeat
prime astralis would blast these fucking morons and win 5 straight majors.
>>1801790thanks for the input, reddit
>>1801790tab back in bro, you are on the match point
>>1801790what a strange post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmGrHKFGTn8
why do pros do that shit? just pull up nades and die?
>donk dies
>save
story of team spirit's rounds.
physically pains me when this reddit ass team wins
i think know why wonderful is so shit, he doesn't have a niko brand suppository
>>1801794i'd literally shoot my entire team if i got a triple entry and they lose the 2v4 because two retards just buttfuck each other on jail
>>1801794>peek advantage isn't real
>people doubted navi
lol, lmao even
>>1801790maybe but narcissistic personality disorder (what jLoser suffers from) is a mental illness too
they got the weight of the world on the back of this little twink
he's good but it's just too much, they need some serious roster changes after this major
DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK
>B1t loses the round by himself popflashing while peeking
Kek
>>1801811no, i knew they were going to lose kwab
Threw the round by self flashing
why does anyone even fucking hire this mumbling twisted tongue faggot with glasses what';s his name again? dimp? fucking useless
>>1801811how could you, I would never lose faith. I knew they'd lose the game even if spirit had no money for that last round
sh0r0 tried his hardest to throw that map
Fucking stupid game. Spirit plays the dumbest CS imaginable. That wouldn't have worked in CSGO.
How many fucking deaths were there that map while holding util?
>>1801814>>1801820>barely won their won map picklmao, navi sweeps on train and nuke
>kills niko's major
>does not elaborate further
>retires
will anyone ever surpass dupreeh's achievement of being able to attend all the majors in the game's lifespan and win 5?
>>1801823that's pimp, proud member of Vitality Defense Force
>>1801835my romanian goat trying his hardest
I want g2 to win the major despite not liking them, just because it would destroy n0ko even more
>>1801828more like navi are mindbroken and get rolled on their own pick kwab
>>1801838spirit has been pretty bad on train
>>1801790given
>>1801835, can I hate on jl now
can you sign my permission slip please
>>1801803>>1801805>>1801806>save just to inspire hope and then crush morale>put wonderfool in the clutch to destroy his mentalbased choppa
>>1801833Maybe not because by that criteria they would have needed to attend the last 2, but there will be players who get more than 5.
Failcons and Navi are basically fucked after this major btw, roster changes inbound
does spirit have the ugliest logo in tier 1?
i think it's even worse than mouz'
Should've been navi/furia and spirit/VP
You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.
>>1801846karrigan and rain will attend ALL CS2 majors.
>>1801848falcons obviously +godsuke but navi i think depends on major outcome. theyll probably stay with this lineup if they get into finals.
>>1801848degster to navi, lesgo
>>1801842Wow a permission slip just like you're in middle school bro! Just like all the other jL haters!
>two trainkinos at once
fuck
>>1801852CS2 is the last CS
Does dupreeh even watch CS? How can he think that zont1x doesn't go for bodyshots consciously, it's clear from watching his ct pov for 1 map
>>1801840they're decent at nuke tho
>>1801851the entire 'reseeding' between every day is bullshit
>>1801853Maybe if they get to finals, lot of tension between the teammates for a few events already
>>1801854ehhhh we'll see
Lads, if, hypothetically, G2 bullshits their way to a major win, would you rather be Niko or monesy?
>>1801865m0nesy has a long career ahead, nikos is near the end, however i would have to become a bottom so its still 50/50
>>1801790Why do you like the most fake guy in the scene? Dismissing everyone who sees through the "wholesome" act as haters is silly
>>1801865Are you trying to ask the gays here if they are either top or bottom?
>>1801865niko would legit retire on spot if that happened
>>1801857I don't think you understand subtext, just like your idol jl
>>1801848navi can get makaze from academy and npl back from the loan
iM definitely needs to go, but idk who will buy him
there isn't really alternative for wonderful tho
>>1801865maybe niko would be happy for his cousin
>>1801865niko, he'd be happy for his cousin, also G2 wanted niko to leave and wanted to make monesy the main man.
>>1801865what
>>1801867 said
except I saw niko making fun of it himself on xitter, so I guess I might pick him in the end
HELLO GOG, did my chest day, took my fish oils, ready to watch the easiest 3-0 of my life.
What about Legacy? Never heard of it.
Thought vp would destroy furia but they seem to be back to their pre-major state, that's disappointing
>>1801865>would you rather be Niko or monesy?is Banks alive in this hypothetical?
>unironically white-knighting for mr reddit
>>1801878hard to win against cheats
Bruh, it looks like VP will lose one game before winning the major
why is furia vp BO3 and other games were BO1?
i don't understand this format.....
>>1801865well I'm already a bottom so m0nesy is a nobrainer
>>1801873>iM definitely needs to go
>>1801873>npl back from the loanhahahahahaha
he's been on b8 since july 2023, it's over
>>1801885games to advance/elimination are bo3, so between all teams that have 2 wins or 2 losses
>>1801885look closely
>>1801883everyone gets at least 1 bo3
>>1801885Elimination/Qualification games are always B03
>>1801879>banksfucking backstabbing opportunistic faggot
donk just bigdikked him
>>1801885games to qualify or get eliminated are bo3
everything else is bo1
>w0nderful caged...
yes we all love bussy, henry
>>1801897>henryharry? hugo?
henry is on hiatus
Me? Watching FalleN Train masterclass of course.
>both thirdie teams up 1-0
>>1801888he's backseat driving (IGLing), he needs to go before blad3 kills him
I can't believe Furia's on track to being one of the 3-0 teams in stage 3.
>pick map that spirit wins on
why
>usp chopper
is this the "im sure we'll win and i can steal a weapon anyway"-strat?
>>1801901counter-strike is thirdies game, always have been
>>1801905they lost on vs furia at astana and close game vs nip and ot game vs astralis
>>1801902team mates talking is ok, aleksi
stop phoneposting during the game
>>1801898hugo yes, i always mix them up
>>1801902blad3 is finna put him in the frontseat like electronic, and then unleash him to salt the fields of romanian counterstrike for generations to come
>>1801898>henry is on hiatuswhy is that
>>1801918in jail for rugpulling his own crypto
vp looking like shit all of a sudden
is 'chopped' the brand new hot word? ohne is spamming it.
>>1801920i'm kidding, i have no idea
henry > huge though desu (henry is the one without a speech impediment)
yeki finna win the major while liquid go 0-3
weird how the ak is the only gun that never got nerfed
>>1801928just consider it the balance standard and everything is balanced around it
Mikey mouse stage for spirit. 0 real opponents. 3-0 match against washed reddit team
>>1801928it's perfect and the benchmark for everything else
This weirdass international hodgepodge Furia is looking like the strongest so far
>>1801928they made the gun sound gayer though
what happened to everyone saying vp is the best russian team?
>so hard to play t side
>other game is 8-1 t
looooooooool
-aloserb
-jloser
-w0ntderfool
-imshit
NOW, MIDMAJOR
put b1t on navi jr and build your way back up like gambit
>>1801939they meant behind maniggas
>>1801928it takes more practice than all the other rifles
I have friends I've played with for years who still prefer m4 because they just can't shoot properly with AK
Yekindar is apparently very angry with VP
>>1801928why would they change perfection
>from major winners to major trash garbage dogshit
the rise and fall of navi needs to be studied.
>>1801482kek, about to be 13-0
>>1801945aleksi bro i need to you step up i beg you please
https://www.twitch.tv/eslcs/clip/VainStrongBadgerPeoplesChamp-UTKnEhQNYF0sbcxK
>>1801947they kicked his father figure for egotronic
this nigga aleskib ASSSSSSSSSSSSS
Wtf is this ice effect on their portrait?
the most retarded thing about this piss game is that tec9 rushes are just as effective as full buys
>>1801960Maybe a graphic to show they're "cold" and underperforming hard
>>1801954>blade TOI'd almost forgotten about that...
it's worse than zonic having a brain fart. Just imagine getting an earful before the next map and then having him beg you to not play like a fucking retard
donk just knows he's got it
taking these fights knowing navi cannot kill him 1v1
>pecho frio effect for aleksib
kek
like most normal people I love hating on spirit, but holy hell can that little goblin shoot
>>1801965actually that's from the one series navi has won vs spirit this year
but they got eliminated by spirit in the same tournament later
it's either 3-1 or 4-1
>>1801939Spirit is Serbian
aleksib linkin park highlights clip
Why does Donk have that weird dent in his face?
>>1801840what you said nigga?
>>1801971>like most normal people I love hating on spiritwhy?
everyone on the team is a boring cardboard cutout except donk, and then donk is based
>navi getting dumpstered like the trashbin team they are
>switch streams
>huehueria 1 - 0 virtus poo
LMAO the slav scene is a fucking fraud.
>>1801974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ar-NSb9Ik
Who knew bringing in a washed Yekindar and this unknown Kazakh AWPer to a Brazilian team would end up so successful
Donk is so bad. No 1 player of the year, lol, can't even win against these bots 30-5
I've seen enough. Give FalleN his third major and molodoy his first.
HAHAHAH
why?? have they just given up at this point?
guys its ok he is igl he doesnt need to get frags he calls the strats
What will Donk look like in 10 years?
>>1801991they're losing 1-11 on THEIR MAP PICK
>>1801970>pecho friokek argie dogs forgot their visa
you learn your place
>>1801995Lack of firepower, his strats are good
>>1801996it's /sp/ lingo tho
>>1801996>not knowing pechofrio banter from /sp/also don't start like yesterday please
is ohne actually retarded?
aleksibros......reddit is gonna clown on us for this......
okay now we can at least have an aleksib highlights reel
>>1802010i thought it was an act
Apologize to the professor AND to yeki, NOW.
https://youtu.be/yASvETJA9UQ?t=24
>>1801994when you think about it, Liquid basically molded Yekindar and without them he would never reach this level on furia
Who the fuck cares if Spirit's clowning on NAVI as usual, old man FalleN's going 19-8 and probably winning the Major at this rate.
>fallen to the playoffs
>in 2025
isn't he like 90 years old
aleksinni cucktini is so pechofrio even his portrait is frozen kwab
oh man, jl got ropeadoped
this new furia is actually so entertaining
>losing 5v4 with donk dead
uh n0vi?
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>>1802016>90 years oldthat's nothing
As expected from Gabriel "Two faced" Toledo.
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
playing with earphones and heaphones must be so fucking annoying
ez
n0vi is fucking done as a t1 team
i just noticed that these niggas' crosshairs donโt even move thatโs definitely a recoil hack or aimbot
>>1802029especially with how tight the headphones are to cancel noise
skull must hurt after hours of wear
>>1801529Okay. What went wrong?
spirit barber needs to be fired
none of these dudes have good haircuts
>>1802035yeah you can see some players take them out for a few secs
>sh1ro calling navi chokers
it's over...
>>1802034>didnt believe in chinese supremacyxi is disappointed
>>1802042jL? He was fucking good yesterday.
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ho lee
>>1801999>>1802001it's thirdiespeak
if you use it you're a hispanic
>>1802032why were people itt hyping up this new kazakh awper
it seems like kscerato and yuurih are just back
>>1802048>using his personal emailthat's how you know he's serious
>>1802045i fell on the "liquid is not that bad to go 0-3" propaganda AGAIN
>>1802048ALTA?
WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS?
Chat is this real?
>no more games
????????????????
what is donks haircut called? i want to go to the barber and get one as well
>>1802049>you're a hispanicyou would know
https://x.com/FaZeEsports/status/1933577189531721968
>waking up at 8 am for a match
no wonder falcons health coach wanted monesy to be a morning person, he knew that it's going to be like this in america
fuck that little kid
>>1802049tourist cope lmao
don't worry we won't eat you
>>1802056we got the elimination games left
>>1802042That fucking STINKS.
>>1802059i'm germanic white though
>>1802057no country for old men haircut
>>1802057body dismorphia cut
>>1802060Doesn't seem to be a problem for donk and shiro so far
>>1802065post underdeveloped chin
>tourist cope lmao
>don't worry we won't eat you
>>1802065sure you are, chikaner
>>1802065i was going to say "you know the rules" but you're a tourist so you don't
any claim of race without proof makes you a mystery meat
post hand
>i was going to say "you know the rules" but you're a tourist so you don't
>any claim of race without proof makes you a mystery meat
>post hand
>donk was calling aleksib an armless blonde bot all game and NaVi took offence to that
>spirit no bootcamp
>navi one month bootcamp
>>1802072>>1802077not again you fucking subhuman
I did a poll itt a year or two ago for who would win the major, and I realized after making it that there was broad analytic country data, nothing specific, just where they were from. I think there was maybe 1 brazilian if that, no south or central americans. almost everyone was from random eu countries (lot of nosceners) and na, plus a couple indians
just shut the fuck up
>>1802042jL? more like jRAPED lmao
>>1802080poor lil chikaner
>>1802078>talking shit during stage gamesIt will backfire in playoffs lmao. Kids these days don't know when it's better to keep your mouth shut instead of talking shit.
>>1802081They almost won Anubis.
aaaaand the thread has become unusable again
kuss kuss guys i'll see you tomorrow
>>1802081WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU HAVE TO BOOTCAMP YOU CAN'T JUST PRACTICE LIKE NORMAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
saving on pistol round should lose you money
>>1802082cope joao, we know thirdies dogs like you have been flooding in since hue teams are there
What does ohne think about this Navi situation? Is he angry? What do they say on his reddit?
>snow putting those fuck me eyes during the pause
i got a bit hard ngl
>>1802092do you think a mexican team will ever make t1?
kek latinx can't even go a day without shibbolething themselves with their brown thirdiespeak
>>1802094He cares about jL, s1mple and turks, for some reason.
>>1802094something about the soviet unions ruining what the 3rd reich could've saved
very unhinged people all around
i wonder if theyโve already established a punishment for someone throwing a punch live
i mean this is esports, most of these nerds donโt even interact outside
TOs probably never even thought about adding a rule for that
LMFAO what a fucking loser ass reddit ass team
>>1802103talmbout lolquid?
>>1802102what a retarded post
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HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE
1 kill is worth more than 4 kills???
>>1802101>something about the soviet unions ruining what the 3rd reich could've savedBetboom is buying BIG clan?
>>1802081spirit do bootcamps, they just lie about it.
Do we want the siuhy fraud storyline to continue or are we switching to KWABOTY 2.0 with MOUZ 0-3?
For me, it's MOUZ 0-3.
>>1802111is this our new cope?
>>1802109ball don't lie
jl has statistically 1/4 the impact of even the worst pros
>>1802111it's not really a bootcamp if they do it barefeet no boots
>>1802109It's kast.
>>1802111Nah they just film videos. That's why spirit actually suck and don't have a lot of strats.
>>1802100>hates the only good german org >glazes the turkish team like he's got a crusha true german
>>1802113I mean never trust russians.
MOUZ getting lil bro'd against Vitality in their "rivalry" all year and then eliminated by siuhy to 0-3 in the major would be the best storyline
why is liquid flagged as "earth" when they have 3 jews on the team
>>1802117Isn't mouz also a german org? Why is it not good?
>>1802121who do you think i was talking about?
holay fugg electronig got gaped xd
>>1802090NAF will make sure that won't happen
matches today have been boring as fuck
guess I'll go watch iran vs israel or some shit instead
valve rigging it for thirdieviews
valorant has them shook
>>1802127>big clan>goodyeah...
>chikaner is a valotranny
oh dear
Just so you know. Navi will qualify and they'll rape everyone in them playoffs. They'll actually knock spirit out because they came close on Anubis today.
TL's going the way of NiP at this rate. Descending into utter irrelevancy.
>>1802136That or they suck it up and go international
reminder chikaner has been confirmed as an indian
>>1802136deserved for unironically signing partsi and rainwaker
>>1802137with the new rules they count as european already
2na + 2eu counts as eu because eu has more major spots.
>>1802135the mouz one is indian you sick freak
>>1802140idek who it is and don't care
stop talking about that loser
>>1802139I mean really go International. Not that texhnically we're still NA accrding to the rulebook. Get a real coach, kick NAF and maybe ultimate to get real talent through the door.
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>>1802128It's all botted you dumbass. You don't need to rig anything.
>>1802142they have 3 Europeans with NertZ
the mouz hate is getting kinda cringe
Oh boy NAF being dead weight as usual.
>>1802148Too bad Israel is in Africa and not Europe
what's with the insecurity about valorant? is this like dotards seething about LoL?
>>1802153We're all insecure faggots here. Assimilate or move along.
>>1802152they're in the canonical competition of europe (eurovision) and they are european (judeo-christian)
>>1802153>dotards seething about LoLI've never seen dotards do that considering that it's all slavs who don't even know what LoL is.
>>1802153yes, pretty funny it's riot vs valve again
valorant players never mention cs meanwhile cs cant take valorants dick out of their mouth
>>1802155nertz is throwing for his kike buddies
>>1802151>SEAwhy say this falsehood you bloody basterd
>>1802149always has been
especially since a good portion comes from the "not the hecking palestirinosss D:" crowd
>>1802153it's just the dumb bait of the week
cs is still way more popular at the top end
>>1802157The entertainments and music industry is deeply semetic so it makes sense they're included eben though they aren't European
NPC vs NPC midoff
who the fuck actually supports these bums lmao. The Grand Slam Liquid had so much aura, except prime Na'Vi no other team comes even fucking close. Look how far these bums have falleN chasing the allure of EU cringefest
nertz+siuhy+twistzz is probably fine but replace naf and ultimate
>>1802159>valorant players never mention cs
>valotranny comes into the CS thread
>posts bait
>responds to anything with "valorant players never mention cs meanwhile cs cant take valorants dick out of their mouth"
>>1802164this isnt even valorants major equivalent
>>1802160but he's almost topfragging for liquid
are naf and siuhy israeli?
>if you point out we're insecure about valorant it means you're a fan of the,
kek i've never even watched it i just know how anons work and you are deeply insecure and obsessed, like thirdies towards europeans on /sp/ or /int/
This shit's depressing to watch. Liquid look like they know this team's done.
>>1802174He's working with a bitch ass "data analyst" as a coach. I wouldn't be so hard on him.
>>1802165>not the heckin muslimerinos!!
>>1802169why is he so shit without karrigan?
and wasn't suihy supposed to be karrigan 2.0??
>>1802159>valorant players never mention csReally? I wouldn't know because I don't go to Valorant communities.
>>1802164https://x.com/EsportsCharts/status/1933585409453535677
not only that we're averaging around 700k this fucking major, which is actually crazy. Other eSports wish they could this, even League included which is straight up dying in every region except Korea. When Faker retires LoL is gonna get buttfucked. But it's a different story for CS, all the new rosters and personalities are only elevating the esport
2025 open circuit has been a great start despite the VRS shitshow
>>1802171yes? i saw a twitter post about cs players screaming at each other and the first reply was VALORANT COULD NEVER!! like what? how rent free can a game live in your head
Why so many israelis in cs? Are they in valorant too?
>>1802183>>1802164views from third worlders count far less than views from first worlders
views from americans are worth more than views from europeans
that's just how it works
>>1802183>new rosters and personalitiesRosters yes but please tell me new notable personalities aside from emilia and jee
>>1802175is that this
only 1 of these a year, and only a single match can clear falcons choking 2 rounds before playoffs
>>1802175Bitch please, at this point there's nothing from val that can compare to the Cs circuit. ESL, PGL and BLAST have all hit their peak viewership despite the CS calendar being jam packed.
Val meanwhile is dying a dog's death. Their cash cow, Japanese Val is nearly dead thanks to franchising
SEA val is straight up dead and EU val is on the verge of it. Same with South american val. The only decent scene is NA
and remember, val doesn't spend a fucking DIME on CS's esports. If they did this wouldn't even be close
>only 40% of the viewers were even potentially white
>35% were slav
>20% were hue
grim grim grim
also LMAO at pretending ukranian and russian aren't the same language
>>1802183>the GOAT effectZywoo could never ever.
>>1802186>views from third worlders count far less>views from americans are worth moremake up your mind
>>1802191>whiteHow many times do I need to tell you this mutt? If you aren't aryan it doesn't matter.
>>1802191Slavs aren't white now? How come?
>>1802193Americans are far richer than yuropoors. This is seen across all sports.
>>1802187when i mean personalities i dont just mean wholesome bubbly ones
dumau, latto and most of Legacy are super fun rn and are the second most watched Brazilian team behind furia
donk and zont1x NPC stare is a personality in itself ( ESL killed donks trashtalking rip )
M80 despite being shit has Lake who's pretty good at shittalking
and there's more i but i dont remember them rn
the only NPCs are MOUZ and LULquid. every other team is fun to watch
liquid so dogshit that the thread got derailed
>>1802197>donk and zont1x NPC stare is a personality in itselfXD
>>1802195>>1802194kek ivan/joaos seething
you'll never be white like us NW europeans
slavs are asisatic rape babies
Dude, why are were even fighting against these obvious valotranny baiters?
theyve been working overtime to derail this thread since the last few ones. posting their shitty vlr website, teams playing and whatnot. lets just ignore them ffs
funnily enough i still haven't gotten a reply to this truthnuke btw
>>1802190
>>1802196now let's the esports (the topic of this thread)
>>1802199we'd get these matches then
>>1802201Silence danedog. We'll make you german again soon enough.
I'm conflicted, magog
on one hand, I really want broky back in the game
on the other, I really don't want him to end up on liquid
the way these shitters a playing, it's only a matter of time before they make changes
>>1802200zont1x is literally a Asian pussy magnet lil bro
what the fuck naf is so slow and bad
>>1802203>the topic of this threadThis is a CS2 general thougheverbeit
>>1802207why is that tho?
the mean nonchalant and non expressive behavior or is it pure physical attraction?
>>1802203>now let's the esportsi will be doing the needful on this minute saar!
>>1802197lol zont1x has zero personality, he's like the worst mix of ghoul dead inside kids and worst NPCs wearing Balenciagas and putting meme countries on Faceit profile to get a higher rank
>>1802208That time he somehow failed to kill 910 yesterday despite having like 2 seconds was ridiculous. Man's fallen off hard from his days as a super reliable player.
>>1802207>zont1x is literally a bug pussy magnet lil broColor me impressed.
>>1802209>Counter-Strike Esport Discussion
>>1802204that would actually be great for navi, I think they get vitality if pain wins
>>1802208i'd be surprised if he wasn't outright told he's getting cut after the major unless they make semis
the 'gog, just like all other parts of this website, is just a place where competing nationalists and racists can come together to fight each other, it's just harder because there's no flags here but the other posters are still your enemy of another race/flag/religion
watching liquid lose isnt even fun anymore
>>1802218only if liquid and pain wins
>>1802211idk id love to know too, he just does it so effortlessly
the gog was a bastion of whiteness for years until valve succumbed to competitive pressure and decided to use brown thirdies to boost their viewership numbers (previously relying on white NW europeans and yellow slavs)
>>1802214and he STILL has more personality than half the valotroon scene, crazy how that is
>>1802220you're a fag desu
the joy of cs unites people, there's like 1 relevant national team left and they don't lean into it at all
>>1802226the game used to be in bigger in south america retard
>>1802229yes, globohomo jews got scared because CS was a place of white nationalism so they dismantled it
>>1802223then they shouldn't worry, liquid ain't winning
>>1802232stop swallowing all that shitty bait
it's not good for you
Would you Rather have Liquid go back to being an NA majority team and regain their SOVL
or
Have them fully commit to being an EU cringe team?
wat say /magog/
>>1802209that's not what it says on the tin
>>1802226My height question last thread confirms this. Aside from me and that balkan dude this thread is only manlets.
the 'gog, just like all other parts of this website, is just a place where competing femboys and trannies can cum together to fuck each other, it's just harder because there's no flags here but the other posters are still your buttbuddy of another race/flag/gender
>>1802236shiutty signing already revealed their hand, they're going eu
>>1802236New Liquid
Twistzz
NAF
Stanislaw
JBa
Broky
chills
>>1802240>turk rapebaby balkan mystery meat>white
>>1802236>back to being an NA majority team and regain their SOVLwe already have matey and coL
liquid should go full isreali
>>1802236hopefully they disband
game would be even if naf could play
>>1802185everywhere, less in CS because it's not as tranny friendly
>>1802247why would parasites reveal themselves like that?
>>1802245>Brokythe goat is not available to the likes of liquid
>>1802243very true and very NPC. liquid cringemaxxing
>>1802247another NA team wouldn't hurt. Especially if Liquid picks up new rookies from NA rn. so more talents can move up the NACS hierarchy
>>1802236na majority obviously. no one gives a fuck about the current team, let alone 5 fpl randos
>>1802240me and the other na dude were tall anywhere but holland
literally have not been on a single board where americans haven't been the worst posters
every topic turns into poltard idpol shit
>>1802247>liquid should go full isrealinot a good idea
t. isreali
>>1802253it's not like 90% of the fans would see the irony anyway
the match cant be this shit for absolutely no one to discuss it kek
i guess it fits, slavs only ever cared about CS because of their asiatic inferiority complex to germanic western europeans
it's only natural mongrel latinx indio-black-iberimoor rape babies would see it as a cope (especially now that they're shit at soccer)
>>1802257its latinx who have ruined this website though
>>1802159and yet, you are here.
>>1802262i'm actually watching pain vs myniggas
>>1802257there's a non-american actively fucking the thread up right now, and you're still blaming us
>>1802264i watch cs and play valorant though i took a break from it
>>1802262It's Liquid bro. Once I'm home and watch the highlights I might discuss the FaZe and G2 matches
>>1802262Mouz and Liquid don't have many fans here and it's a pretty boring dissection of Liquid
>>1802256>me and the other na dude were tall anywhere but hollandMuttbro... I...
>>1802247also, american jews all have dual citizenship, so the team would be able to be made up of isrealis but still play for the american spots
I think it'd be beautiful
>>1802266idk who this micro e-celeb is but i have no reason to doubt that he's american because he talks like all other american poltards
>>18022706'1 is 185cm, 6'2 is 188
I've been to europe and been taller than average
>>1802272thankfully the righteous nation of iran is going to erase the filthy ilegitimate state of israel off the map so that can't happen
why does liquid have a coach that never played cs in his life, his twitter is just data graphs from valorant
>>1802276I'm just fucking with you. Although I was shocked by the heights itt (assuming they're real)
Liquid 0-3
are you surprised?
>>1802278they're broke and fired their actual coach
>>1802277lol
we all know zogbots won't let that happen
better cut your dick and start learning yiddish
>>1802280No, but I expected they could take at least one Bo1
>chikaner discovers CS threads
>Brazil goes 3-0 and makes top 8 for the first time in years
this mindbroken faggot is a living mufa, i wouldn't be surprised if Furia flukes this thing
>>1802287isn't he mexican
>>1802285dios mio...
...la creatura
>>1802285-naf +me and they would've own
>only got spirit right in the 3-0s
>lynn and nemiga in my 0-3s
it's fucking over
>>1802288there were some supposed leaks on /sp/ of him being a mexican or argie named Alejandro from Miami, not sure if it's true
>>1802275do you not see the flaw in your logic here
>trying to cope with top8
lmao they've literally been raped out of povertyball
absolute subhuman refuge desperate for any type of approval
>>1802278>>1802281>>1802283he's a data scientist who worked with Daps in VAL and Daps brought him into Liquid when he was their coach. Apparently he's pretty good but liquid have no coach rn so they just put him there as a temporary measure.
make sense given how there's barely good coaches available rn, except for kassad who will nuke this team if he was bought in lol
>israel bombs iran
>spinx goes nuclear
>banks
how come someone still hires this cumslurping faggot?
can you all just stfu for a while
no one's even watching the pain game
>>1802287ronaldo won the NL, thirdies lost
you speak my language
you use our websites
you prostrate yourself to us superior NW European Germanic Protestants every single day that you post here instead of 1500chan.
>>1802297no, please explain
>>1802300>kassad who will nuke this teamIm begging you Liquid do it
>>1802304Those two bottom fragging AGAIN. I think I see the problem Liquid.
Dude i actually can't watch NAF. hes pretty NPC most of the times but when the camera pans to him you can see he just cant bear sitting there right now
NRG SAVE HIM
>>1802304signing siuhy means they're cutting naf and ultimate for sure, right?
kek macacos getting eliminated and seething
>>1802310definitely naf. he's been complete shit the entire year.
hopefully ultimate too, he's not as bad but at best mid.
>>1802307he has straight up brain dead takes most of the time but his no-bullshit policy is actually what makes him good. hes got shit opinion on everything but he knows how to run a CS team, and at a budget at that
sadly for him liquid aint picking him up because hes a big ass chud
>>1802310they're mentally ill if they don't get rid of naf at this point but they'll probably find a way to justify keeping ultimate
>>1802310At minimum NAF needs to get cut. I'd take a promising EU talent at this point.
>>1802306it's cyclical, you keep assuming new retards were americans because all the previous ones were, and then your pool of american retards keeps growing, along with your confidence that the next retard will be american
this guy is pretty clearly not one of us if you don't go into it assuming he is
i guess these are the match ups tomorrow?
legacy eliminating mouz would be kino.
>>1802315The thing is you need guys like him if you're in any competitive field. But Liquid is a bitch made org so their loss...
this nigga onhe is so bad at geogussr lmao
spics like to hide out here and larp as europeans due to there not being a flag autoshibbolether
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dumb niggers on liquid and pain are robbing us of a potential vitality vs navi kino
>>1802325You're no better than the poster below you, both acting retarded for attention. You obnoxious fucking retards shouldn't kill yourself, but you should stop being so fucking annoying, no one likes you and would prefer if you didn't post
>>1802320yep, and all the poltards on flag boards who talk exactly like him with an american flag (every single one) are using vpns
i concede. i've been truth nuked into the dirt.
i'll try to fix my confirmation bias
anders sucks. did they hire him only because they pity him?
the 'gog is painfully behind in the /int/, /his/, and /sp/ meta
>>1802332Nevermind, actually go through with it retard, you're a waste of oxygen
>>1802333what shameful flag do you have?
seems like spirit vitality would be the best finals but i bet they will meet in semifinals
>>1802330VAS!
ma drilla you kinda chopped right meow maybe it's time for a rejucer
kuss kuss
>>1802334Respect the goat son
>>1802329but mongolz have better odds to beat vitality, and navi will choke giving us g2 on stage
>>1802333first, you did this to yourself by going on flag boards other than /sp/
second, I've been on some before and there's no shortage of retards all over the world
>>1802334probably a buddy hire desu
unc don't got it no mo
>be canonical white nationalist esport (currently under attack by jews and globohomo)
>reee stop talking about race and countries
>>1802339G2 wins the major btw
>>1802341Enjoy posting here alone with your race obsessed buddy, no one wants to interact with retards like you
>>1802343>and navi will chokeNah they got close to beating spirit today. They won't choke against g2 which have been having it easy so far but it ends tomorrow now that they are starting to face stronger teams.
this general is especially shit today.
>>1802350>Nah they got close to beating spirit today.nigga
>>1802349you seem to love doing it
are you retarded or what, you acknowledge he wants attention and you're spoonfeeding it to him
>>1802350>they got close to beating spirit todaywhat level of mental illness is this, they got 13-3'd on their own pick
>>1802350>They won't choke against g2Bruh
>>1802338switzerland
and you?
>>1802343>there's no shortage of retards all over the worldtrue but the concentration of autists who have melties over haplo groups and eye colors seems a lot higher in the u.s than in most places
>>1802350navi got RAPED and GAPED
navi will get RAPED and GAPED tomorrow as well
>>1802345isn't the cs mod creator asian lol
>>1802356It's the first and last time he's getting it, if you're not new you've seen him put up this act forever, ignoring doesn't make him go away, but I'll go away with fucking retards like him and the other newly arrived one taking over every thread.
>>1802185economy based game
>>1802358>switzerlandbalkanrat diaspora confirmed
lol pain gonna pull it so navi will play with vita
>>1802196football only has 15 minutes of ads per game while american sports have at least 1 hour of ads per game
>>1802360one of them, yes
What's /magog/s patrician choice to win the major? For me, it's either Navi or Mongolz (no arab money, kikes or monkeys)
>>1802358>autists who have melties over haplo groups and eye colors seems a lot higher in the u.s than in most placesyou were right earlier, please fix your confirmation bias
>>1802367it's nemiga that needs to win for that
Why do pros all use Fire Serpent and Wild Lotus AKs? They don't even look good...
>>1802373i only get navi vs vita if both PAIN and LIQUID wins
>>1802374nothing looks good in cs2 desu
>>1802329the last time vitality faced navi it was during the cologne final, this is nuts.
>>1802374shroud cultural impact
>latinx nationalists who abandon their language and websites and culture to come to american websites to brag about their countries in english
>>1802374fire serpent is the most beautiful ak, for me.
>>1802355>>1802356>>1802357>>1802359They ALMOST won Anubis and Train was most likely picked just to see what Spirit were like on it or something. They are probably still working on it. Had they won the first map they would've won the third. And they ALMOST did win it.
These navi folk straight up fuked in they head
>>1802356Ignoring the trolls has definitely worked out well so far, just look at the excellent state of this general
So we all know these games are fake, rigged stuff for entertainment like pro-wrestling but cmon atleast make it more realistic! Today has been really sloppy, so many people peeking with utility in their hands like come the fuck on
>>1802389Explain falcons getting btfod.
>>1802388there's no actual defense against someone deciding to be an annoying fag, sorry to shatter your delusions but "I will be taking my anonymous digital business elsewhere" is about as effective as telling them to stop, i.e. no effect or it eggs them on. the only recourse is reporting posts if they break a rule and hoping they get banned for a while
i don't like how VRS and lack of quals made it impossible to just make full 5 man rebuilds
this entire liquid stack should be jobless immediately
>>1802395>impossiblenip did it just fine
I would rather live in comfy favela than in some cucked out "1st world" country
>when ultimate suddenly remembers broky is benched
>>1802395I wouldn't go that far. A Twistzz, siuhy, NertZ core is a decent foundation. It's NAF and ultimate that are the real drags.
>>1802365german
you still haven't told me where you're from
>>1802372>all the top ones are anglosfair enough though. point taken
>>1802392Nik0 continuing to fall is funny and gives hatewatchers many hearty laughs
>>1802372That shows that americans are LESS likely per capita to go on about haplo groups
remember : American Website.
>>1802396took them 5 months to look alive and they didn't even make the qualifier cut to play it
and now there's no qualifiers
which is the best american, twistzz or elige?
>>1802403that's what he was saying...
>>1802405>twistzzvegan, probably lib, at least looked good before, in worse position now
>eligeconfirmed lib, test tube freak, in better position now
Based G2 undergoes chemotherapy and cuts 66% of p*le cancer from their team, giving yourself a chance for a good future
Someone didn't goon today huh, do we need a fluffer for Jimppa?
>naf bottomfragging but doing better than 22 adr
>win
lol
>get paid probably 5 digits every month
>don't buy some $10 face wash
molodoy's skin is gonna look like the moon when he gets older
>>1802401>all the top ones are anglossampling bias, posts are in english. canada adds 1936 posts, uk adds 2141, australia 1389, for a total of 43% of the posts containing that term
us, canada, uk, canada, australia are 2.76 as likely to post at all, i.e. they make up 73% of all posts
>>1802414>face washWhat's that?
Liquid looking a little more alive at least
>>1802420just prolonging the inevitable
naf you lazy fuck what was that clear
Since when M0uz is so bad?
Mouzbros... we're being jawmogged...
nertz and steel basically looks the same
>>1802424according to torzsi, they didn't practice much (for the fucking major)
>>1802426not even remotely
>>1802429Did Falcons do the same?
>>1802425Can't mog this nigga
>>1802432Falcons practiced too much.
>>1802432probably
i wouldn't bother praccing either if i already secured 2 mil
TWISTZZ KILL THESE SOULLESS BITCHES AND GIVE US THE KWABOTY 2.0
>>1802435they did too much of whatever this is
i am simple man i am cheering for the team that has the least amount of jews
>lucaozy got benched and no one noticed
lol
do you think they get one of the legacy players?
It took Liquid being one map away from elimination to finally have some fire in their bellies
hahahaa spinx threw that so hard
Jimmy's goon sessions didn't go well
>>1802394They should care, look at how few posts are being made now compared to 1.5 hours ago when he started, a quarter of the posts are made by him too and they most certainly break several rules yet no action is taken. The guy that's been doing this for months is already talking to himself 99% of the time but his posts may end not even being seen by anyone if people keep shitting up the place to this extent.
>>1802444wtf is this real?
>>1802440napping?
>>1802444there are no real liquid fans left, just twistzz+naf fans and some polish stragglers
>>1802440have any of these sports "psychologists" ever done anything? i remember the liquid roster with cadian posting that video of everyone crying and holding hands at the beach right before they got stomped at every single tournament they entered.
>>1802440Just fucking run into their room with a loud BOOM BOOM BOOM sound, brew some coffee or whatever the fuck and get on. This is a waste of time. Like I don't think anybody on Vitality does this shit.
>>1802453>i remember the liquid roster with cadian posting that video of everyone crying and holding hands at the beachpost it
>>1802442selfbenched and they're not buying anyone out because brazil is a stagnant scene because of inflated buyouts still, furia went out of region for new players and immediately are in playoffs
+skullz btw
>>1802329STILL POSSIBLE STILL POSSIBLE STILL POSSIBLE STILL POSSIBLE STILL POSSIBLE STILL POSSIBLE STILL POSSIBLE STILL POSSIBLE
>>1802450if someone could reason their way to a conclusion like "if I do x, it will drive people away, therefore I should be reasonable and restrain myself," do you think they would spend their days shitposting or racebaiting or whatever else
they'll just move on. boredom, bans, that's your only hope
>1v1
>nqz: has awp
>machine: "if he hits his shot, kahn is a dead man
excellent commentary
>>1802417english website, you can't post in thirdie here except on /int/
>>1802450take your meds sanchez
>>1802440>>1802452>napping?worked for rain
>we're going map 3 on both streams
Now we just need liquid and pain to win
>>1802467>yo its that chink, twistzz
>>1802463figures that you're too retarded to understand what's being discussed even when it's completely spelled out for you
>>1802453that guy worked for astralis but no idea if he actually did anything
>>1802478stop replying to the chikaner
>Magixx: โTrain went well guys?โ
>b1t: โyeah it did, scumbagsโ
>Magixx: โthanksโ
>B1ad3: โyouโre welcomeโ
kek
>>1802444>Liquid>ChadsOxymoron or even just regular moron
>>1802474give me one tousand polacks
>>1802485what do you think navi calls z on train
>>1802453>>1802477>Astralis>dysfunction chokers>hires sports psychologist/performance coach>wins everything>everybody copies Astralis' homework, whether it makes sense for their team or notNot saying it doesn't help anyone else, otherwise they'd be fired of course. It's just weird that every org that has enough money hires them no matter what
>>1802488They are talking in superior language, you wouldn't get it
https://www.twitch.tv/betboom_cs_a/clip/PlumpToughGrasshopperSMOrc-bU-Qo3geYQ8CB9Ib
>>1802456https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chb1VlMTOqc
it's even funnier because zews is involved and now he's very clearly mentally ill
what happened to liquid haters
the latinx are taught their place :)
>>1802496>superior languagewhen literally translated, russian is how a retard would speak for us.
>>1802487>these two suck each other cocks
>>1802492>>everybody copies Astralis' homework, whether it makes sense for their team or noti think that's the problem
just because something works for one team, doesn't mean it will for another. square into a round hole type of situation
>>1802497what the fuck just go drink beer or something
myniggas lost the second map, this is the first third map of stage 3
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>>1802485>b1t: โyeah it did, scumbagsโI can't hear the first part.
>>1802497probably did dmt or acid or something and permanently fucked his brain
many such cases
>>1802508L*quid "fans" are the at the bottom of the totem pole, don't you dare address me ever again.
who's the nappy haired brazilian on my stream?
>>1802497Like seriously check Zews twitter he is into some loony shit now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N11w64KGM0
3 of the Furia players are taking english classes atm. Theses niggas can't even communicate well but still wen't 3-0. What's your teams excuse?
mouz game with screamy casting, rather look at the countdown for map 3 in meniggas match
>>1802497what the fuck (yes twistzz is crying here)
siuhy got his revenge on his old team
>>1802525desu you don't need much in order to communicate effectively in cs
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxX7T4K-dA-31KBDt4QVzMQIte9jZODGFI?feature=shared
webm, please
>>1802532He is using hand warmers, very common stuff.
>>1802525they played in english before, six months with junior who probably spoke 0 portuguese
>>1802497this is way worse than I remember lmfao
>>1802527ok i was about to post that going out on the beach with the team and disconnecting from the pc can be a good thing but wtf were they doing over there
>>1802534>very commonso is masturbation. Doesn't make it less fun
>>1802540don't know. it was to embarrassing to listen what they actually said.
>1802525
Yuurih said he and KSCERATO are taking english calses and it' already know molodoy only started learning english when he was signed by Furia
>reloading and getting stuck on the wall
NAFfers........
how much does naf get paid again?
>>1802503>it's the jaacketttt
>>1802545Hello Hitler Hitler Schnitzel ja ja?
Someone please make a webm of this naf "clutch" attempt it's the worst thing I've seen this year.
how do you even navigate through the internet while not knowing english, how low iq can you be
asians i understand since they basically created their own internet over there but not the other regions
>furia 3-0
Fallen 3rd major
>>1802559Lol there goes another region with national teams.
>>1802559>yekindar wins a majorA fate worse than death for counter strike as a whole.
>>1802556>how do you even navigate through the internetWow you heftabe incredibly smarts to navigate through the interwowiezowiewebsies
>>1802556Many sites have language settings nowadays, back in the day everyone I knew learned English from playing runescape before they had to in school
>>1802562Blame the orgs, they started signing up players and charging a fortune to change teams, forced teams to go after bargain bin players.
oven
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>siuhy carrying final map to try and get his revenge
>twistzz and nertz ghost
grim (the situation not the player)
It's like Liquid blew all their energy on at least winning one map before they exit
>>1802569> >twistzz and nertz ghostdont forget naf
>>1802569>8-7>carryingbit of a stretch
>>1802568can't believe siuhy got kicked for sending this pic to management when they told him spinx was coming
>>1802569>1v9more than grim
Fucking liquid but nemigoyims are also losing so it doesn't matter anymore I guess.
>>1802575thought he was safe because trump won
some people just can't take a little banter
This over the shoulder cam was the best thing these broadcasts came up with in 10 years.
>>1802581don't worry, this is a protest throw from the 3 stars, liquid will be back with a new igl next season
>>1802582>This over the shoulder cam was the best thing these broadcasts came up with in 10 years.This.
what is nemiga doing bruh
>>1802586dont know im watching the mouz game
#vamouz
>>1802585what hand warmer is that?
>>1802551>what happened to skadoodle? the strong silent type?
>>1802586thanks
I forgot pain was playing
I need a break from scrawnders
when does twistzz turn his monitor on?
>>1802589you know what hand warmer that is
>>1802595gotta remember that for my premier games
actually fallen winning the major would be funny as well
could troll thorin with it until he spergs out
>>1802597no, it's some mid shitter cant remember his name
remember when brollan was a top 20 player
siuhy is ashamed of his thick irish accent
>>1802600>fallen winning the major would be funnyTrue but not nearly as funny as G2 winning it as soon as NiKo leaves.
>>1802599gr1ks is going to heroic
>>1802598remember that it's a HAND warmer, not penis warmer alright
>>1802600doesnt thorin like fallen?
>>1802605>G2 winningbut I don't want niko to kill himself
I want him to be the forever major-less tier1 player
>>1802609>she will never stuff her pantyhosed feet into my mouthSAD
>>1802609styko midget freak ahahhahahahhaha
>>1802611He famously said peak fallen is overrated.
oh boy, mouz are actually going home
>>1802612>but I don't want niko to kill himselfI don't think he gives a fuck anymore desu. He's also old af.
why are all the admins female????
Siuhy owns his old team wtf
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>1802618>I don't think he gives a fuck anymorethis isn't the face of a man who doesn't care
Naf naf naf naf naf naf naf naf
>>1802614did a midget fuck your mom? hahahahaha
>>1802623This is after than incredible throw though. I'd be like that too just because it was so close. Just in general I don't think he's as motivated as he used to be.
>>1802619For our pleasure
how many fps do you get playing cs?
>>1802628>ate the whole org?
>>1802619guarantees they don't care about the game at all, less bias
>>1802633>That's a fairly small amount of org for an average-sized person, I'd say?
>>1802635Lol true. paid to get the ick.
There's no way mouz will lose 0-3, wtf
>>1802632playing at 2k all maxxed
5900x and 4080 super
>>1802623where's that clip of Niko looking at construction workers and saying that's him in 5 years
remember when we said he was good?
Mouz are actually gonna choke......?
>>1802632I cap mine at 160 because it can go from 160 to 300, it's really inconsistent.
ultimate realized he's gonna get kicked if he isn't hard carrying
ultimate haters real quiet lately
IT IS HAPPENING
oh god, siuhy won.
>>1802645i remember that every org wanted to buy him
>>1802645its been like this all year
>>1802643>playing at 2kweirdo
ULTIMATE IS FUCKING ISNANE
HOLYYYYYYYY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
mouz will forever be the tier1 shitters
shiuttysissies are we vindicated?
jimpphat should be ashamed of himself.
>>1802644Don't have it, but it's from one of the G2 vlog where he's still in that team.
>>1802673for what? he's certainly happy right now
gif rel literally me right now
thanks god my parents are deaf they can't hear me screaming like a monkey
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>1802644He probably has millions in his bank account. Enough to get a nice place in Chernogoria or some shit, retire without having to work while still being able to live a comfortable enough life.
i want siuhy to win but his team except ultimate doesnt deserve it
>>1802660i paid for the whole graphics card then im using the whole graphics card
>twistzz comms player walking up cat
>naf peeks him with a smoke out
mr president liquid wonnered 2nd map
>>1802686NAF's decision making has been atrocious lately
>liquid could win
>but now nemiggers are fucking it up
Fuck this faggot ass shit
>>1802683looking at his instagram he seems like a dude who is going to run through all his money in 10 years, cares way too much about big brands
falcons bombing out is funny
mouz bombing out is not
>>1802693yeah but siuhy vs mouz is kino
falcons bombing out is funny
mouz bombing out is funny but not as funny
WHY DO THEY KEEP PUSHING RANDOM SMOKES TF
>>1802692he lives in the balkans at least
>>1802693>mouz bombing out is notIt is tho
ULTIMATE RAPED TORZSHIT WITH A DEAGLE THROUGH THE BOX
ultimate wants this so hard
;D
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS FUCKING OVER
ITS OVER ITS DONE
torzsi is either a god or a bot in the clutch
there literally is no inbetween
>>1802698it's because they've lost so many rounds in a row so they're in the "let's just do random shit" mental state
ultimate roleplaying as simple
this sissy ultimate has gotten so many frags from ticket
we actually might get an over time today?
naf fly vs rush fuck OFFF
>>1802716at least they finally found a position he's actually good at
NEVER DOUBT THE LIQUID CHOKE
OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT
liquid threw that so hard
HANDS OFF OUR CHEESE LIQUID SCUMBAGS
you people actually thought liquid wouldn't choke
you guys never learn...
>naf tested
>actually multifrags
>loses anyways
ABSOLUTE CINEMA LAST 2 ROUNDS
>mouz decide to play will balls at 10-12
>Liquid in OT
No... Not like this no no no no...
whatever happens... roland, i apologize
this was teh round that made mouz win the major uh?
Stupid twistzz peek on last round
What was that long range spray
>>1802726heh mouzchads ww@
ultimate kurwa why drop the awp
There's no way mouz will win this shit, holy fuck
nertz deserves to lose for being isntraeli
no one tell anon about 2 of mouz players
>>1802645he memorized at least five good JAVs and now goons while "playing"
zweihbros, we got too cocky...
>roland finna boutta drop a 40 bomb
haters?