Thread 536783948

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBjhCpvBtyk

https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1529
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1533

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://www.ewgf.gg/
https://kekken.com/

>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each character
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

Xiaoyu.

asuka blyat

LUKE in TEKKEN 8

Big sis caught me looking at porn.

LOW NIGGER BTFO

sucky blowie died in tekken 7 btw

they took her from us

men really do make the best women, lads

my future son will never know I was a man

>>536784167
Ugliest character in sf6

>>536784669
Hope her tits are bigger for when she returns in s3.

lei wulong will be fat

S3 marduk chloe kuni and eve

>>536785873
?

virtua fighter

>>536783910
Well since you asked, I learned to use the internet too young and developed a mix of avoidant and schizoid traits. I've been using online message boards as a surrogate for real human interaction since I was around 11. My social failures simply compounded with age, pushing me further away from rectifying my mistakes and forming the bitter, insecure, apathetic person who's post you're reading today. Miary main btw.

>>536783948 (OP)
It's actually weird that Chloe didn't make it in 8. It's like she was the biggest newcomer in 7 aside from c*ckuma.

>>536787728
the longer the wait the sweeter the payoff

>>536787728
it's taking all this time to render each of her tit polygons.

>>536787910
>wr3 into stance
THANK YOU NAKATSU

!

gn niggas

Capcom Won

>>536787728
tfw focused on playing her for the last year before T8 thinking she'd surely make it because I knew my main wouldn't

>>536787728
>>536787910
She'll be good fap bait

Guys... buffguy is dead...
I’ve thought hard about this the past 4 days and have concluded that in order to maintain a positive environment in my community, something’s gotta give. I’ve been streaming for nearly a decade now, and I’ve been creating content on YouTube for nearly 12 years. I have NEVER felt this depressed, for lack of a better word, in regards to my stream or content creating. I used to turn to streaming and content creation as a way to positively cope with reality. Nowadays, streaming has become more stressful to me than anything. So I’m taking a step back for the time being. No more Tekken going forward. I’m sorry to disappoint those of you that this affects, but hopefully you can come enjoy the streams going forward, come talk some shit, and enjoy yourselves. I’ll be sticking with the old franchises I used to stream before I blew up from the Tekken content. Metal gear, resident evil, splinter cell, Hitman, maybe even syphon Filter. I May also do some dual streams going forward with my lady <@757435005046882324> so stay tuned for those.

Goodbye, Tekken 8. Was initially fun while it lasted but it’s just become far too toxic to find any enjoyment in anymore. See you guys next stream, much love as always, and thanks for your continued support

>>536790312
another mishimacel DOWN waifuchads WON

>>536790312
i can't see it

>>536790312
VolGAWD won

>>536783948 (OP)
based op
>>536784669
based chloe enjoyer

murray x cr7

Wavu is down. how can I check Anna's moves now

>>536787728
She's DLC1 of Season 3. Miguel is DLC3. Not sure about the rest.

HOLY SHIT ALIENS ARE HERE
IT'S REAL WE ARE FUCKED

AN ALIEN JUST PLUGGED ON ME IN RANKED

It was never plausible that only Earth could have possibly harbored lifeforms anyway

tekken lore proves hollow earth theory

>>536793945
>not sure about the rest

Oh you know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeymF7A49sg
these niggas were garbage. i dont trust any take about these old ass games, pakistan taught the world proper tekken, any thing before 2019 is fake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j2ldOtOcUk
hwoarang joint

>>536795051
rip gen though fr koreans are bitchmade for snitching on him

Bend that ass over (baow), let that coochie breathe (yeah)
Shake that ass, bitch, hands on your knees (ho)
Hands on your knees (ho), hands on your knees (now)
Shake that ass for Steve (yup), now shake that ass for me

>>536791005
I'd fuck that Lili

>>536796496
does steve enjoy the taste of shit too?

>>536795051
JDCR did the wrong Dragunov BnB for the whole of T7 season 1 and still won EVO. If Atif was around in tag 2 he would have cooked these frauds.

Rollie gang, patty gang, rich baby daddy gang
I'm with Anna like I'm at a Cincinnati game
Hood bitch, tat her gang 'fore she tat her name
Real bitch, held me down 'fore I had a name
Heard there's money on my head, what is that to me?
I put a hunnid bands on him, he put a rack on me
We from two different worlds, but it's a match to me
The bend it over only time she turn her back on me, for real

Nahhh you nigga speak of Tag 2 like it released in 2011 or so
mfer its not been that long

>>536796505
No you wouldn't.

lol

>>536797645
what game is this ?

>>536797081
That one too. Both outfits are pure sex

>>536797731
smellken 8

I finally made a smurf account to practice playing on my weakside, my main is GoD

what should I name myself

>>536798504
BlackHeart59

>>536799021
good idea anon

Tekken x Christian Ronald (from the critically acclaimed Fatal Fury series) joint yay or nay?

>>536799448
>>536793338

>>536797645
cheater?

annas watery farts

nice general

dead shit game

anyone here ?

>>536806040
we're too busy playing non-tekken games.

grim stuff

>>536790312
i wonder if its our fault lmao

Sukeban Reina nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFIi4hijqJ4

>think about reinstalling Tekken 8
>see this shit on twitter

https://x.com/seppaevil46/status/1959722893430214826

>>536811315
Funny enough it actually ends up hitting her because he dashes INTO the fist after sidestepping

Dewglider is GoD 2.

Kazuya should snap Nina's neck

>>536815127
my lee GOAT....

>>536815682
alright time to fap I've played enough tekken for today
>bryan bryan kazuya xiaoyu bryan yoshimitsu
yeah great fucking games

>>536815682
post her cock

Why did most of the top Americans from the T6/tag 2 era fall off when 7 came out? Besides anakin and jimmy

They could not meet the increased skill requirements of Tekken 7.

dead

Tampa Never Sleeps has gone 101% greedy.
fuck them

>>536816418
they aged out of competition. guys like justframejames, fab, bronson, and crow were all like 30 when tag 2 came out

What they do

does anyone on the roster have a bite attack?

bears

me ;...;

I would bite myself if I was flexible enough to do it.
Kazuya main btw

>>536819172
oh right the bite grab move, that shit is wild

>>536819582
Nigga just bite your hand

has anybody tried nano banana with tekken characters

King Jae is having the funny faces of depression again, closing his eyes at every launcher, shit's so funny. He thinks he's against cheaters. 98 Def at Tekken Emperor on console? IMPOSSIBLE!

How does bruv make money is the real question

Btw did they unbuff steve? I remember that character being retarded when s2 dropped

Lmaooo was that an anon triggering King Jae's ban?

>>536821937
the heat smash i believe maybe made it not plus i think or less plus

>>536821519
lel

don't reply to yourself

I'll boot up Tekken 8 next week after the new patch drops

cyboo

bamco can't afford to update tekken 8 anymore

They should just go the gooning route.
Miary is a step in the right direction

>>536827892
Eliza, Julia, Lucky Chloe and just make all of them even sluttier. Tekken is saved.

>>536827892
they made uglier thou

>>536827979
If all three make it Im apologizing to M.

They should make season 3 all girls

havent done anything poroductive today not even play TEKKEN 8

King Jae being raided by Hwo discord one and doning him. Lmao oh my days.

>>536827979
you're forgetting someone

>>536827979
Fuck off.
I only want Josie and Kuni.

Kuni got replaced by Reina

aaaaaa

check out my pol thread bladz its related to tekken fighting gm

>>>/pol/514089476

seems like exposed nigg was the blood and soul of this genral

Hmmmmm what can we talmbout XD

EHHHHHH

EHHHHH
HHHHH

HHH

I was gonna say something regarding Tekken but I forgot

>>536830658
what's the qrd on this meme now?

did the ranks inflate to where they were last season all over again?

i earned my rank

/tekdead/

We need more lucky Chloe to save this thread

Capcom Won

>everything is either the same spam, bait or insults
>they wonder why no one wants to post
just die please

i can't die yet i'm not caught up on one piece

the eight chan thread was like 2 times more active than this

newbluds see page 8 once in a blue moon and suddenly the world is ending

are you posting from your phone i think they banned you yesterday

>>536841430
i see it everyday actually

>clive does f3
>punish with jabs
>nothing connects. not 10f not 12f
nigger game nigger dev

would this of been bettah

no from my desktop the only post i even made yesterday was a mm2surray shitpost

>>536799448
the first cryptid game dev

joint is up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tID6V9md8B8

>>536843606
deahhhh

>>536843606
does he play tekken

M exposed

>>536794636
would be kino and TMM would seethe endlessly about her, so you know bandai would never do it

>>536851459
Honestly i can see bamco not taking the offer because that's how fucking retarded they are. They get begged by a fan to import their coom goddess into the game for coom money. Only retards would say no so bamco

made some gems back in the day

>boot up t8
>match cheaters and lagswitchers
just fucking kill yourselves holy shit
the game is already insufferable as it is
godfucking dammit these fucking subhumans

issa game

>iSsA gAmE r u mad? didi i make u mad? lol u replied
wow good job
this is the most attention you will ever get in your miserable, worthless existence

blud is getting heated over d8 nah somebody clip dat

Forgot open photo mode to do some pinups with asuka again

if you getting behind hwo and you're still getting hit by an attack that should whiff, you'd be pretty fucking pissed too

how the fuck do you go behind someone and he still can outmash you because the game doesn't allow him to whiff even during the animation?
How?

everything about this game pisses me off

I dont think its reasonable to expect GoDs to know the Hwo matchup. It's that hard.

depends what you mean by GoD since it's a whole spectrum now with the lowest being S1 tekken king level

>hwo matchup
>it's just wait until the hwo decides to do a punishable attack while he loops his offense infinitely or gamble and pray you don't get clipped by his shitty hitboxes

Blackheart59 is streaming

streamers piss me off too
>aaaah the game is full of cheaters and it sucks but please wathc me play it and give me money!!
what the fuck kind of cognitive dissonance is that?

Duet night abyss will be the final nail in the dilate8 coffin

im a cheeseyoni typa gal

>slept poorly
>trying to recall what i dreamed
>it was tekken related
bros i'm on my way to my seizure i guess

>>536856848
DMCbros...

>>536852732
nice birthing hips

An old gears head gifted me the game guess it's gnasher time again

i got drunk yesterday, and im pretty sure I told a girl I play tekken. Its over for me

my brain shuts off temporarily when i get hit with a jab or dickjab

OUR TIME IS N-

Rosemi lovecock lmao jokes aside i have no idea who that is

i read it as that first too and was just about to make the same joke

thought it said lovelock for a moment

tried some renaissance style religious joint in left im not convinced

>>536859812
trash

>>536859812
Nice trannies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4SomzsJpxo

rosemi used to play Noctis maybe she starts streaming her greenie gameplay again

>rosemi lovecock
>played cockdicks
It checks out

deadcock new hero releases today

Blackcock59 is streaming

>>536859812
right one nicer if anything

>>536859812
stick to aunt jamilya sis

stick to men

>>536858934
Tekken fraud

https://youtu.be/6PhgJypYR7w?si=dnzc16zCF_-yUJyM
it's up

>>536862723
where's the rage and the heat

T8 is so garbage it's unreal
How can any of you still play this game

I play it to ensure I get dementia, you couldn't understand, normie.

This game is trash, vf6 is gonna shit sooooo hard on t8 filled with troon faggots and niggers

me?
next Kage main

fyi i will be a day 1 eve main doesn't matter if she weak or broken if she happens to be broken then lucky i guess

eve owes me sex

>>536862723
>short combos
>not gimmicks

Do you really think a dry fighting game is UNMARKETABLE nowdays?

>KBD is le good
>sidestep is gimmick

sidestepping is a stance

sidestepping is a rng if you really think about ir

My balls hurt when I play tekken, but not with any other game. What does that mean

it means you need to check with doctor

but i hate the doctor

murray and harada make more money than doctors. this is society

mine gives out candies and i love him very much, he always tell me i'm a good boy (i'm 33)

Capcom exposed

People think Tekken is sweet until they hit that Tekken king/bushin hard stuck arc lmao

>>536865987
>People think Tekken is sweet
I never do

>>536865987
go pay child support emery

>>536865632
looks like a good fit for ken, i would fuck the guy btw

>>536865987
>until they hit that Tekken king
I never do

>>536865632
He's 100% right though

>>536865632
>>536868550
name 1 game made in Africa

>>536868878
Assassin's Creed Shadows.

>>536868878
Tekken 8

that game when they put a tyre around a nig and set him on fire. what is it called

>>536870270
Tekken 8

/tekdead/

...deh

that looks like Ronaldo chasing a homo erectus at the zoo

murray superstar

can't believe ronaldo is coming in s3

coming to rape miary

>miary
>murray
yo

>no Leoanon
>no exposed anon
>no Asukaanon
>no tranny talk

It's really over isn't it...

My dick is a TUBAL LIGATION

men? huge fan

all they have to do is put a Naruto character in the game like Jiraiya

Miirio spent an entire year slurping shit before quitting to play League of Legends. Actual brainlet.

jiraya is from bleach though and they already got a bamco game

>>536876507
literally who

>>536876553
Jiraiya bro he taught Naruto the Rasengan

>>536876573
This thread sucks nowadays.

>>536876629
nah kakashi did that you are remembering wrong

i peed on my shirt again

a tranny complimented me on mic during an online match and I felt things..

was he aimbotting

no idea, but he sure hit my heart

end of summer depression sucks

>murray drops season2
>starts flamewars on X for 4 months
>suddenly goes silent
>game dies
>release fakumrum dlc as his victory lap
is anybody else a lil shocked that it was so easy to kill this 30 year old legacy ip?

where did medusa go

who cares

lets talk about tekken
it's time for tekken talk

i active my fahkumram card

I don't have in depth knowledge of the game beyond my own experiences,
but I don't think it really takes a genius to point out the negative direction that Tekken has been heading in.

hopefully medus went to suicide bomb israel for his country (not germany)

this is the perfect moment murray
release Xiao Meng

bring me back to ut2004

You wantu ganryu?
You say ganryu?

we are definitely getting a patch in september

This game is terrible

Tekken 8 is the best tekken game to date

on opposite day

>>536881712
Just move to some country with nice weather and enjoy the endless summer
Favelas in Brazil ain't expensive

Blue Archive cured my depression

Scream out loud if you feel alive
Wasted love, I've been up all night
Sober up, put your head on ice
It's a homicide

Every night, you're walking
Closer to the edge of the road
2 AM, I'm wondering
If you should be all on your own

You can carry your throne, carry your throne
But, you never have to be all alone
You can carry your throne, carry your throne
But, you never have to be all alone

>>536859812
pantsu...

Blud wants anon to have 300 ping in a favella

>>536865632
I'm not talking about it because I am literally incapable of giving a shit about that movie.
It is OBVIOUSLY going to be fucking horrid, there is literally no reason to think otherwise, and this one won't have Raul Julia to salvage it partially.

I am lonely.
Time for Tekken

LANDMINE

what is the go-to meal after a session of good ass Tekken?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj6LIjpxY-I
THREAD THEME

>>536897867
depends on who you main, as a kazuya main myself, sausage is definitely my go-to

>>536897867
shit from an anus
anna main btw

that new shooter likes some of the music artists i like

>>536897867
a cigarette and some gin

>>536898810
warn us when it's your turn

i agree

so is posting on social media, so is playing video games, so is existing

does that nigga ever shut up

unironically, knowing that we will die (literally unavoidable) and yet we still "live" (aka work ourselves into dementia) is literally mental illness, like the absolute highest peak mental illness to exist.
heihachi main btw

I think on the whole though most people who have stayed with tekken for so long probably have some sort of mental illness

Work?

content sloppers went from
>noooo cheaters aren't real you just suck git gud lab more
to
>everyone is cheating in online games oh em gee
cheaters are subhumans but posting on twitter to farm engagement just because you believe you don't need to get a job if you get a lot of imaginary numbers is more mentally ill

death to content sloppers

blud is jealous others make money with tekken while he has to 9-5 or starve on neetbux lol

joe budden proved he was a real one
and they immediately stopped him

>>536901279
nigga that's envy, not jealousy

>>536901367
>In its original meaning, jealousy is distinct from envy, though the two terms have popularly become synonymous in the English language, with jealousy now also taking on the definition originally used for envy alone. These two emotions are often confused with each other, since they tend to appear in the same situation.
mmm I see, the more you know

>play ranked, Bushin
>fought an auto low parrying Shaheen, Jin and Jun in an hour of playing
I uninstalled this shit so fast lmao. This shit is unbearable and unfun. I wish PoE2 comes out of beta soon

>being jealous of destroying your soul and engagementbaiting on twatter for 0.5c
1,2k neetbux breddy comfy tho

THE NEW SHOOTER MAINED JIN

>The new shooter
buddy which one of the 8 in the last hour

>never punishes
>misinput a jab
>instant duck into launcher
yeah fuck off

the (ex) jin main

new macroblank

some cheater faggot turned my controller off mid combo

honestly unless they hit top 5 in the high score list there's no point even reporting if it's in the USA

majority of shooting happen due to anime

bro i just want to play the game and not have to deal with your miserable ass cheating at a video game because his daddy won't come back

>fujin
>kazooya
>the faggot start to use special style
>he won
>i lost

Moorray won

>kaz mirror
>he has auto duck and auto block
>activate special style
>gets hit by every sweep
>spam electrics at the wall
>he presses
>i win
>doesn't rematch
lmao

murray's movements in the last 24 hours are unaccounted for

are you implying something, m8?

>me
>visit tekgen
>reads first part of anon's blog
>go to pee
>come back
>read second part of anon's blog
lmao

I don't think either is better in design, I think they are both mickey mouse.
From TTT2 to T7, we saw people with zero defense turn into Knee because they can kbd and random timing CH launch.
In T8, we see people with zero offense turn into El Negro because they can press heat and do mix.
T8 is just more fun imo because you have to be more engaged to survive/play/win.

im not well

It's insane how many times players with insane defense and that have every read and guess right every single time lose to special style

No one's buying it Stephen you can stop now

I've never lost to special style so not sure what you mean bub

>fight flame rule console bryan with 20 win streak
>never presses
>always has the reads and ch
>activate special style
>he wouldn't know because i set it to hide
>start pressing buttons
>he starts mashing like a maniac
that's input reading scripts

>>536904676
kino7

>>536902607
Can a cheater really do that? I was playing the other day and my combos keep cutting off during this one match against a Leo. I checked the replay and I was pressing the right inputs but the move, specifically 3,2 then backsway with Paul, was not working against this one guy, just this one guy. Paul was not doing the move. Really fucking weird match.

>>536874853
I dont know if im asukaanon or one of the other asukaposters is asukaanon

>>536908330
it should be theoretically possible ,but unlikely

A cheater turned off my anal beads mid match i was winning too

>>536909398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwNN1PSrydE
heh that reminds me

you can induce minor lag to fuck over combos for your opponent, either by alt tabbing or having a physical lagswitch

i was playing a ttv guy the other day and i would have won the game if i did the rage art during my combo, i pressed the button and it didn't come out and all my inputs were lagging after that all of sudden
isn't the first time it happens like this

in a quick match mind you
these people are pathetic as fuck
holy shit

>>536909875
>inb4 the usual retard saying "maybe it's an issue with you"
if it was, i would also happen to my opponents
it never does even when i alt tab

skill issue

damn nigga I didnt even bother reading all that shit.

damn nigga no wonder the general is dying when you spam retarded ass zoomer replies when anyone posts anything more than your shitty brain rot cancer

kill yourselves already you street shitting waste of oxygen

next char

VF6 will actually use a rudimentary form of time travel to achieve frame perfect netcode.

mashen 8 doesn’t deserve a living general

>reddit spacing
>retard
tale as old as time

>>536910471
which is what sf6 already use, therefore nothing spectacular

So picture this: it’s 3AM, smoky neon haze off the Vegas strip, and I’m sitting in a greasy spoon diner with my girl—full Lili cosplay still on from EVO afterparties. Lace gloves, white dress, the whole "rich girl ready to stomp you in heels" aesthetic. We’re halfway through a stack of pancakes when the Street Fighter 6 dev team stumbles in. They’ve been drinking, loud, and they spot me rocking a Tekken hoodie.

One of them slams his hand on my table, slurring:
“Tekken bot, huh? That game’s just 3D rock-paper-scissors with extra steps. Try anti-airing in 3D, coward.”

I sip my coffee, deadpan:
“Better than needing drive impact training wheels just to play neutral.”

The diner goes silent. My Lili GF crosses her arms like she’s about to taunt cancel IRL.

The drunkest dev challenges me—first-to-3, right there in the diner. The waitress plugs in her kid’s Switch, we grab Joy-Cons. I pick Kazuya, he picks Ryu. Motion controls. Every EWGF input feels like I’m swatting flies, but somehow I land them. Crowd of drunk tourists gathers around like it’s the fight of the century.

Final round, last pixel—he goes for raw Shinku Hadoken. I flick my Joy-Con like I’m shaking off ketchup, hit a sidestep electric… BOOM. KO. The whole diner erupts.

The dev just stares at the screen, muttering, “They’re not even supposed to work in motion controls…” before slumping back into his booth.

My Lili GF leans in, whispers:
“Next time, order waffles. They’re easier to juggle.”

blud thinks we're reading his chatgpt prompts

who i play in tekken if im called Anita Buruchef

>>536911032
TLDR: SF6 chad raped me and my Lili “GF”

If I were to pick Shaheen as my next main, what would you think of me?

good guy tryhard

DANG ISSA JOSIE MAIN LOOK LIKE?

>>536911032
i read that

hows mgs

>>536913405
Joka is cool

>>536913657
not making a value judgement they just not as entertaining as more lolcow adjacent streamers

>>536912854
god i hate women

>>536874853
As i said, forgot to make some new screenshots with Asuka. Idk when im able to do new ones for y'all

>>536882072
Not really no. They already did it with tag 2 and tekken 7 only succeeded because capcom fucked up sfv so this was expected after people eating up murray and harada's "don't ask me for shit" during tekken 7.

>>536914850
ruined

>wins with an unironic nerfed honest mid tier through pure skill
>crickets from the community and tone policing about bullying pakis

>>536915683
>Dragunov
>mid tier
in what universe

>>536915785
This one.

drag get hatchet kick

>>536904676
rare gen flashback

name a bigger upset than this

grandpa was locked in

i can't believe the 6 time EVO champion lost so early

>>536916680
Not his fault nobody blocked low.

>EVO champ arslan gets washed in EWC
>EVO champ menard gets washed in EWC
curious
I'm about to notice

yup. and jin kazama got a useless d2 from dragunov

it's not a hatchet kick because it's launch punishable

>>536917806
arslan literally had no gameplan against qudans doing dickjab

lets start speculating about the next guest character in tekken 8, I think Emma Frost would be a good get

i was never meant to be a man

I think you should shut the fuck up

>>536918804
lows so ass have to dick jab

True Heihachi and Reina need more lows.

everything sucks

>>536912854
god i love women

AHH i just ate and im hugry as fuck

https://x.com/TEKKEN_Project/status/1960584133710897189
Marduku?!!

>>536828092
I wanted her to look like this. Did they change her?

>>536920047
yeahp

>>536920267
Fuck, why did they change her though? What was the supposed reason this time? Racism?

>>536920390
honestly i dont see it as being like a politically correct joint. it was more like it felt like they were trying to shit on the madagascarian women by mkaing some asian chick and then they tweaked it to be nicer to the madagascarian niggas. obviously its related to PC culture though still but it felt like it was done on good faith. unfortunately for me t he result isnt as good looking as the original.

>>536920390
Where do you even see the changes you fucking retard?

>>536920267
right is better
i need her to nurse me with handjobs with jun

blud sees an 18 year old and wants him to be his mommy

>>536920662
Trying too hard, settle down.

she has that motherly face my niggas
they should've made her older

>>536920823
>>536920935
Stop spamming

>>536921038
im sorry it's just that jun doesn't exist and isn't giving me gloved handjobs so im not happy right now ok?

Pakistan Is No Longer The Best Tekken Region... TMM Talks

niggas want the team that okay'd OI GUV to do nuanced representation lmao

MOMMA JUN OWES ME SEX

>>536921284
Pakistani are streetshitters but TMM is a swedecuck who's also gay.

vlackjart nigga too funny

ASUKA OWES ME SEX

you're my next victim OUGHHHHH

I don't even play the game so find yourself another victim

MURRAY MURRAY

IF YOUR HERE

I RUN OUT OF CUSTOMIZATION SLUTS

PLEASE MAKE IT 40

>tekken general doesn't get tekken references
it's over

havent played since clive

Started playing since fahk

NINA OWES ME SEX

24ers won

>lost to leo masher trying me new subpar xiaoyu customization
>plugged at 1 pixel

Fuck this game block me faggot

I want to plug Leo

when im not playing regularly i just plug because my mind is not used to losing. i only dont plug when ive been playing consistently.

>>536921967
>bavarian boke
kimo

>>536923087
Fahk who? He is ugly and trying too hard. I'll take the girl.

>should i adapt to the game and win?
>no. it's the game is wrong and that's why i'm losing

Every player I liked watching has already quit

I just had my 14f high crush lose to a generic d3 while +17

Fuck this shit game and fuck everyone who defends this trash

what is your guyses honest takes if i keep spamming my customizations over and over should i refrain almost entirely or should i keep going XDDDD

keep going linganon
i get hard every time i see one of your customs

why can't Kojima write basic dialogue?

This is the first time I visit this general. Why is everyone posting like a retarded nigger?

17ers and 24ers are too much to overcome im back to tag2

Because everyone here is one and the

the default posting style is if youre
1. black
2. jamaican
3. sarcastic
4. retarded

>>536923759
might make a bane edit out of this

>>536923562
Tekken 8 rots the brain.

hey harada
remember?
we had home work

and here's the homework

>>536923520
GOOD GOD

>>536924193
DOODS THIS IS HUGEE

I ate strawbeggies with greek Yohgat, and chicken half a plate worth of chicken with 5 pieces of sweet potatoe, and im HUNGRY AS FUCK

nakatsu peed on us all and he didnt even told us it’s raining

>>536923520
He goes beyond dialogues. He writes stories. You wouldn't understand, Devil Jin main.

In tribal culters, the other tribesmen would realise that I am a friendless nuisance, and would euthanise me with an axe to the back of the skull in my sleep

In modern society, my pitiful life is considered sacred and I am gaslit into believing that I don't have the right to take my own life, the process of which would be extremely painful and prone to failure even if I was ultimately successful.

>>536925160
this is a girly meal
you got me horny

toddlers write and tell stories too

I'm still recovering from the Game Awards Clive announcement

murray was once young and ripe

no other game can claim their GOAT met the pope

chanel has more chances of winning a tournament than me finding a job

Genmaji Temple is an example of greed gone too far

Live Anna reaction to the state of this general without me spamming her

>>536927269
that mouth
my dirty anus
you do the math

should Reina keep her jacket on, or should she take it off?

>>536927269
blow-up doll.

>yagami reverses sweep chanel in 5-4
>qudans shuts down fraudslan
why are mishimas so kino in ewc

female mishima cosplay

>>536927834
i didn't give you permission to post me here

>reina
>nu-hachi
not real mishimas I'm afraid

Reina irl would be so sexy bros

>>536928053
reina irl would be a hideous beast just like every asian without makeup.

>>536927834
this better not be a dude

>>536927834
Shes a dragunov gooner

What is Murray planning bros...

I thought of myself as a person for the first time in years, perhaps decades, and the thought both excited and unsettled me, so much so that I forcibly suppressed the idea and went back to thinking of myself as an outside observer, a sort of cosmic interloper whose powers of observation and manipulation are limited to that of a typical human if you will.

Then I listened to Lohengrin my Richard Wagner, the music was beautiful but I remembered that Lohengrin was written before authors grasped moral relativism and the opera went from a soulful masterpiece to a grey script, where I was no longer capable of perceiving the beauty, only the structure. In my mundane state I decided I'd rather listen to Franz Liszt instead, which kept me from suffering a panic attack for the rest of the train ride.

DVJ main btw.

aint reading that pal

GUESS WHO'S BACK

>>536928952
would

>>536928952
he looks like drake bell

>>536930127
God what a dogshit trailer, and what an unlikable character.

>>536930127
i need to smell her mouth

>>536928952
my perception of landon worsens with every new emily picture

>>536928952
who is the person in the middle?

>>536930821
a fine woman

>>536932420
i don't think its the same person the face and name are different

that magmablud leaving his best autogynophilic life in the midsts of worth shattering, a poetic final cry before anihilation

>>536932420
the fact that they were able to get away with so many instances of "nigga" speaks volumes

>there are people who actually play alisa
dats crazy

>>536933643
:3

I'm in Dewglider's stream.

i would a tekktranny and im not afraid to say it

didn't ask

i would a tekkmilf and im not afraid to say it

not a counter hit btw

>>536928952
Lidio is ready.

>>536928952
i'm not gonna judge anyone for fucking a tranny but this is just a nigga with a wig

>>536928952
Reinbros... we've lost the troon off

Tekken shop is disgusting. The fact there wasn't outcry so severe people feared their lives is a joke. If, you hypothetically wanted everything in this full price game, you'd be paying the price of multiple full priced games for the amount of "tekken coins" needed.

They literally have done one of the most transparent jewish tricks of obfuscation to slip that under peoples noses, by telling you the tekken coin prices rather than just slapping dollar amounts on them. Every game community needs brute psychopaths ready to start fires if you want anything good preserved. All overpriced and terribly jewish. This is even more attrocious than character customization packs, which would be drastically prefferable because you know they wouldn't price it at 120 fucking dollars.
Scummy. Should be literally illegal.

people who play this game are such cocksuckers, acting like manchildren over the smallest perceived slights. tekken god and above everyone is the biggest faggot on the planet i hope you all get in horrible car accidents

>>536935510
every whorerang player is 5 ranks above his actual rank, I mean it, EVERY SINGLE ONE, even hworangutan pro mains, infact we have yet to see a real one compteting in tourneys, he'd clear everyone free but alas the character just leds itself to autopilot retard checking and since most who play him have too low iq they cannot adapt ever.

>>536937460
they gave every single character braindead autopilot flowcharts. there is not one character that isn't retarded in this game

what is that tranny doing now anyway?

it's so nice that high IQ brainiacs like speedkicks and landon D gave a space to this nigga despite his uniqueness. goes to show higher intelligence trascends bounds

>>536937943
it's really funny they tattled on him though

>>536937725
you clearly have not played enough hwos, or are a hwo downplayer, nigga can alter his flowchart in ways that will make you question life itself, custom strings with new checks everytime, dynamic brain chemistry alteration. Everyone else can be beat by simple labbing, you will never lab hwo, you can not, he is designed to be not.

wish I could date a female asuka player irl

>>536928952
neck up he looks like the bass player for an english prog rock band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYE3tr9vj04
it's up

>>536939062
how am i downplaying hwoarang

can jae ever recover from the weight he gained?

If fat and single and I play tekken I wonder if thats all related

tekken 8 is the manifestation of murray's absent sexual life

I wish I could date a tekgen poster IRL

Statically at least 1 of us is a girl

I need Nina

Statically at least 1 of us will be a girl (very soon)

>>536939610
like you are doing right now

>>536927834
Reina is pretty decent cosplay bait

>>536941382
*lili

Marduk...

>>536942685
can't believe marduk transitioned

Chser -> Transfem
beware of the pipeline

Sit down, player. This one’s got layers.

So Harada summons me to a very secret test build—backroom of Bandai Namco’s Tokyo office. I walk in, and there she is on the screen: Reina. First swing of her stance? She’s got Mishima blood in her kicks, but the swagger of someone who’s been watching K-pop choreo compilations at 2x speed. Harada leans back, sunglasses indoors at midnight, and just says:

“Tekbot… break her.”

That’s the greenlight. I start labbing. EWGF cancels, stance transitions, sidewall traps—my hands move like a keyboard possessed. Reina flows smoother than a Mishima in a mirror match, and I can feel the sweat of legacy characters trembling in the code.

But mid-session, I catch something in the corner of my HUD that doesn’t belong. Not a bug. Not a glitch. A reflection. Across the frosted glass window—Dead or Alive staff. Half drunk on sake, one of them holding binoculars backwards, trying to steal Namco tech. They’ve been watching every parry, every backdash cancel I test.

Harada doesn’t even blink. He taps his phone once. Suddenly the lights go blood red, the Namco arcade machines spin around like turrets, and the walls close in. Harada growls:

“They came for jiggle physics. They’ll leave in body bags.”

The DoA staff try to bolt, but I’m already there, controller cord swinging like a nunchaku. I launch them with a perfect juggle combo—wall splat, balcony break, rage art to finish. One guy screams “BUT WE HAVE BOUNCE TECHNOLOGY!” before he clips through the exit.

Reina’s build data stays safe. Harada looks at me, sips his whiskey straight from the bottle, and mutters:

“Good. Now let’s nerf King again, just to make Reddit mad.”

And that, player, is how I kept Reina’s secrets from falling into the hands of Team Bounce.

>>536943026
I hid your post.

Capcom Won

>>536942587
>35
>Irish
>White and blue eyed
>Loves old Japanese men
>Single mom
She's Nina

>>536943095
I spent 5 minutes prompting a tekbot thats a high stakes evo tier, casino gambling, James bond style tekken player and this is how you treat me?

ryan fart

Ryan seems pretty normal for a Kazuya player

ineeduamour

Im Martha Leguin's father in law

i love long posts

i love long cocks

I love wulong lei

what emotion is she transmitting here

looneylili<3

a love for looney lili

Unfortunately, the Tekken players do not consider the inverse problem, which is, objectively speaking, becoming more important When the expert has effectively performed his task of pointing out the necessary ways and means, there is generally only one logical and admissible solution. The Tekken player will then find himself obliged to choose between the technician’s solution, which is the only reasonable one, and other solutions, which he can indeed try out at his own peril but which are not reasonable. At such a moment the Tekken Player is gambling with his responsibility since there are such great chances of miscarriage if he adopts technically deviant solutions. In fact, the politician no longer has any real choice; decision follows automatically from the preparatory technical labors. Jungle even claims that in Tekken 8, on very advanced technical levels, unchallengeable decisions have already been made by “electronic brains” in the service of the Bandai Namco; for example, by Murray, sumamed the “Harada Oracle.”

>>536944992
She should cosplay on my face

>>536948710
she will publicly humiliate you for interacting with her

dead shit game

Do I go buy alcohol tonight or keep my 2 day sober streak going

I have not played since season 1, is season 2 in a playable state?

yes it’s playable but it’s mid

>>536953525
yes but you gotta learn all the gimmicks and frame data and play a medium to easy character and get to high rank

>>536862723
boring af not being able to close gaps

>>536865632
Nobody percieves Ken as a nip. It's a consequential as Big Boss being part nip.

>it's an advanced ai ghost that calculates distance and can pick the faster option almost instantly
as it turns out i was right again

>>536954493
Big Boss?

I thought Anna was busted but then EWC happened, now I'm not so sure

turn the 6 upside down it's a 9 now

When does Season 2 end?

>>536962304
when season 3 begins.

/tekdead/

IT'S UP
https://youtu.be/q0Eeht171HQ?si=SzKMV2N7BzCBP9zb

the 3 fundamentals of kekken
spacing
mental frame advantage
mixups

>>536970135
>mental frame advantage
Definitely important.

People keep mentioning tekken 7 like it was peak tekken when tekken 6 is actually peak tekken and if u wanna compare tekken 8 to something thats better u might as well bring up tekken 6. Fundementals carried in that game and even top tier took execution to play.

resident poster here brawlpro got a hot latina gf while being GoD, why haven't you?

>>536919808
my childhood friend looks exactly like this

put it in ur little empty head that people doint give a shit about ur litteral who retard who pretends to be ur friend

because i was stuck doing lili customs

brawlpro deadass lives in and streams from his parents basement

GOSH GOLLY MAINMANSWEDEN DOIN A TIER LIST QUEUE UP

You guys know aris will never come back even if Tekken 9 is the greatest game ever, right?

i've made peace with the fact that i will wake up one day and read a headline announcing aris passed away in his hovel, skin fused to his chair and covered in his own excrement

they really just confirmed marduk for next season fuck my life

>>536928952
WE'LL SAVE OURSELVES
and we'll do it on our terms. EISHHHH

>>536928952
why is this lit like Eyes Wide Shut?

Hey

Capcom Won

>>536978816
Beacuse tekken players smoke weed and are agressive

>>536978816
nope, but this is
>>536928117
>>536873829

chat is this true

lili is a demanding girl, but not in that sense

>made a 0% DC rate bum ass Lee ragequit just as my BM rage art hit

I love this shit, man I don't even play for points just give me this

>mainman giving credit to liling sissies

Not on my chudwatch

>>536983262
Bryan and Ling are more demanding than Hachi and Reina.

Blackman59_ is failing with asuka.

Is liking that stupid homos stream a sign I should move to Italy?

>>536984245
>salerno
>italy

>>536983262
Jin is not that hard

lee cabal working overtime

tokyo game show

>>536983262
lol, lmao even

is genmaji temple worth 4.99

It feels so cute pressing on the chibi Chloe tekgen

It’s a Croft Wednesday

Mashing Paragon

>>536985579
I would say no it’s too orange

>zero skill acid rains in heat
>ws2,3 always a launcher
>easy wr3,4 pressure
>homing long range b3,3 and 1+2 to make sure you don't move
>bufferable slides
>easymode b243 and ws12 to make b2 loops nigh useless
>best chs in the game when everyone is forced to play aggressive
>-14 40dmg hellsweep that activates stage hazards
>season 2 ff2f because he needed pre-nerf bryan qcb1 for some reason
>heat refund from everything if you bother to learn basic "just" frames
>has had the T8 trademark spike into grounded hit wallcombo from the start
>T8 demon paw
>ff4 b4 etc plus on whiff launchers to just throw out all day
somehow I'm supposed to believe this character is extremely difficult?

You know who's really difficult? Bryan. It doesn't matter that the only difference between a Fujin and GoD Bryan is whether or not he's still doing snake edge. Same combos. Same spam of broken moves. Just the difference between "should I just throw out a snake edge here because it worked in Mighty Ruler" or not

EVERY CITY

BAHAMUT

NICE (cock)

>>536944992
>>536928220
>>536919808
maybe I should jerk off

>>536988980
nah

skibiddi

Sep 25, 2025

That's the day I expire

the day Tekken will be written in the annals of history

I'm hated by those I believed in

hehe anal

I respect myself

r e s p e c t
r e s p e c t
succ to me succ to me succ to me

come on man
what is wrong with these people?
she apologized. people change.

He is man and people can't change their genre.

yeah and if she can change this means there's still a chance that she changes back, therefore it's hard to trust someone who got her cock chopped IN MY OPINION as a ANNA main

what

I. BLOCKED. THAT.

>>536990445
I call people niggers all the time while playing online ranked
it's a very natural reaction

Oh yeah? Well, block this!

aaAAAAAAAAAAA ONOREE

Jin

it's heckin' up
https://youtube.com/shorts/ZDH4NJLnE0M?si=aS86U1rI1pqU_EPC

I remember when video games used to be for loser nerds

>>536993858
So happy I built this butt slut

everything… sucks…

>>536994659
tekken 4 jin...

they still are

I will not shoot any school after I finish my hrt

murray should make his own cryptocurrency

im not well

me? never been better

>nerf anna
>WOAH fakumram was top tier anyway and NO ONE KNEW??
this is my prediction

predict your next 5 years while at it so you'll know how wrong you are

temu8 is finished

i can see marduk saving d8

only thing marduk is saving is his cum blast on anna's tits

not even a visit to the vatican can save d8

Neji Hyuga will save Tekken

Eve will save kekken 8

new year's eve will kill tekken 8 (due to vf6)

arigatou virtua

>evil ryu
>devil jin
>........[\spoiler] akira

I don't think Harada even knows that ginger people exist

The Game Awards - December 11, 2025

don't mess it up, geoff

My MGS Delta copy has arrived. No more terrorizing Tekken Emperors

kojima will play the new metal gear games that konami plans to make (original works) and he'll seethe

Kojima literally will never admit shit like this or that he failed to do something, that's the number 1 trace of sociopaths

Konami won

>>536917806
Arslan hasn't been doing well at EWC
>What no adderall does to a motherfucker.

2K won

Titty rape mai
Anal rape eve

dead shit game

virtua fighter? yes

dead shit

men? huge fan

ben? yes

it’s over

>>536983262
asuka's bnb is harder than kazuya's

done with the battle pass
finally i can stop playing this game for quite a while

asuka's penis is harder than kazuya's

You should let me love you
Let me be the one to (Let me be the one to give)
Give you everything you want and need (Everything you need)
Baby, good love and protection (Said everything)
Make me your selection (Will you take me, baby?)
Show you the way love's supposed to be (Oh~)

soshite toki wa ugoki dasu

The one to
Everything you need

>>537008139
Asuka has the largest tits meaning she must also have the largest cock.

I'm indebted to you, it made you weaker
I did know, but you can't see that
And you're indebted to me

i hate myself

asuka is such a terrible character

>>537008817
Please don't. Life is too short and you are wonderful! TEKKEN

>>537008139
Kazuya should be in none

bros I made it to Tekken God Supreme and suddenly the game stopped being fun again

Go!!!
>>537008996
GRAND DAD?!

havent played since clive

haven't played since last week

really miss joel's tekken streams.

haven't played ever

who is murray?

Need more NA losers so I can play with someone

A great tennis player

how is this the last week of august what the fuck where did summer go

>>537009581
If it makes you feel better, I promise my summer was worse than yours

i hope it's good

>>537010480
what does this have to do with tekken.

Delicate bone, still cara mia
>>537010480
I doubt it, those chinese action games are always really stiff and meh

>>537010038
it doesnt

>>537011195
I look like this (on the right)

>>537010584
I look exactly like this

quit posting cringe

keep posting kinocore

i need alcohol in my system

>>537011610
Actually Kazuya players are very racist
>>537011947
Do not

why not

yeah, polfags too. doesnt change their skin color

>>537012120
It's addictive and will bloat your stomach and face. Playing Tekken is a more safe form of self harm..

my skin color is edgy

Today I will jump into psychological hellhole that is fighting games
I am excited to punish someone 4 times only for them to do the same thing again and counter hit me for the win

>>537014148
God you're such a whiny bitch.

>>537014286
Are you okay anon do you need a hug

>>537010584
plap

>>537014476
not him but i do

>>537015094
I love youuuuuu

for my father the king.

>>537015635
work, work!

>>537015724
job's done.

>>537014148
please dont play this game
its garbage

>>537015889
But I miss fighting games.

>>537017186
play slimefighter 6

>>537017261
I do
I want to low parry somebody
You can't stop me from playing kusoge

>>537017358
you are supporting devs who hate tekken and contributing to this series' death

>>537017428
fuaaark dood

i look like this and main dragunov

>>537009581
lie tears
in rain

i may have lost BUT i won the moral battle because my defense stat is higher than yours

whens bob

My trans goat Emily is back?

>>536971908
>tekken 6 is actually peak tekken

bob is fundies

footsies

>>537020486
hello mainman viewer
how about you watch some tekken crash?

tekken crush the seat

im a failure

every tekken ever has been unskilled shit show
it just used to be less popular so people weren't competitive enough to push the envelope of how degenerate one can play which resulted in people going for style over glory
back then people were playing by their kiddy playground rules but modern tekken and the fierce competition that came with the popularity and increased money prizes made it so now we are all playing with prison rules

aint reading this lad

i wanna play nina cuz she's hot but i can't do the sidestep pressure or the backstep stuff on pad

we should revolt and play virtua fighter

unc fighter sucks balls

it's funny how no matter how badly tekken shits the bed people still won't hop to VF
there is literally no competition for tekken which is why it has the hostages on lock so well

virtua fighter just sounds lame

be a man play sekiro for the rest of your life

this could all have been avoided if dead or alive wasn't a volleyball series now

>>537023365
virtua tennis is the goat

these boxers are too tight on my balls

blud said be
>a man

luv me canned spaghetti

This place basically died once naked Lili become a rarity

U got okizeme.gg and Tekken docs, no reason for you to be ass

fn2 intonstance mixup

>>537023261
Aht aht

I can't fucking do it anymore. Playing in Tekken God Supreme is complete shit. Any fun I was having is completely absent and even when I win it's just because the other guy didn't block my 50/50 the 8th time in a row.

Can someone recommend me another game to play instead, preferably not a fighting game

>>537025085
Dark and Darker

>>537024546
Okizeme needs some sort of flash card function

https://www.twitch.tv/mmm_minami

it's up

>>537025085
Counterstrike

Guys recommending me even worse games to play isn't going to make me feel any better

niggive...

>>537026259
Deadlock

>>537027067
Yeah Deadlock's pretty alright. My lane partner overextending 4 times and losing us the match sucks, though.

>>537025085
Aria of Sorrow

I identify as black wasian transbian

I'm deh chesto

waffle house meme was never funny and it was started by faggot oboma

everything
>sucks

I'm ... sad

there are barely any blacks in japan, therefore the occurrence of fights in dining establishments are low

go to osaka

>>537029725
>he doesnt know

>>537029325
you should tell harada that then.

>>537029725
japan is full of browns pal

research Ainu people

what if Murray is not white but he's Ainu. holy shit he literally looks like them

blue trapped bubble

im bored bros

charactah for this feel

>>537030060
That's why the "exxxtreme right" parties are growing around there (too).
It is too easy being tolerant, progressive, anti-racist or being down the borders man when the nearest black person is a continent away.

When you're surrounded by Pakistanis on the bus, the percentage of black people with your "nationality" is growing, you can't find an apartment because the owners prefer to cram 50 Indians into one room, you have a gang of Arabs roaming around and intimidating passersby, and the media lies 24/7 about how everything is fine and that crime has skyrocketed—it's fake news...
that's when, naturally, understandably, and logically, you become racist.

>>537032576
how do you get AI to produce this, I thought they all had filters

arabs are not common in japan they mostly have indians nepalese bengaldesh and all of that region. arabs also are less brow than all of these folks desu

d8 is way too mid to be enjoyable

it gets better if you learn every move in the game

>>537033036
very true.

>>537033519
even still long term its hard to keep up with the intensity, but so are most competitive games

i wanna try dead space remake is it good lads ?

3000 moves?

If this will be next OP picture i would post some new Asuka that i made today

New thread:
>>537034785

>>537034768
already started to fap