It's dead for now

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stop making these threads

POST SCREAMS NOW

>>534891643 (OP)
Rename the thread to Ascension General

APOLOGIZE TO SHENNA

ross status?

VIBES STATUS?

ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!

be Magic
>lose teen years working on project epoch for years
>get scape goated for all problems
>grandma dies
>quit team
>epoch gets sold and you don't gain anything financially

WTFFFFFFFFFFF

Not seeing the downside if they really do get to maintain creative control.

Ok Epoch officially took the crown for worst private server launch in history, this shit has been such a funny saga I couldn't even make this ending up as a shitpost.

>>534891759
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

>>534891794

You know what? I KNEEL.
YOU JUST KNOW THAT SHENNA TRIED TO BUY THE SERVER AND FAILED.

project poop
epoop

This is a massive win for Epoch and you all know it.
>Retain complete control of the content and cash shop
>Get access to Ascension's server infrastructure
>All Ascension asks for in return is obviously a cut of the cosmetic store profits, and the popularity/following of people who were looking forward to playing Epoch
>Buying Ascension currency also makes it easier for Epoch players to consider playing the other server types if they want

So what classes we rolling on BBC+ bros? I think I'll play resto druid for the guild that we make

STOP, to continue in this thread you MUST answer the following:

Epoop Status:
Vibes Status:
Buck Status:

CONS: Pochie september at the very least
PROS: Everything else

>>534891794
the vibrations have ceased altogether.

Fucking Ascension....
Well pochie is coming now for sure, but how long until we have p2w slop? I don't trust gaytotes claims for a second.

Bets on if the 'Early Access' version of Ascension 'Pochie will have a paywall?

Redpill me on Ascension
What's wrong with it?

Yooo, epooptrannies! If you think this is a good thing, you should look up what happened to Conquest of Azeroth

I mean the ascension devs HAVE to know the epoch devs philosophy is what everyone wants and not their slop, right? I mean come one ascension never got this much attnetion. I'm really hoping they don't try to impose their will

>>534891851
>ascension cucked shenna
shenna is fucking seething in xer ruski shithole

>>534891810
why did xe do it? who gives a fuck about granny or mean words

TURDLE TRANNIES IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
POCHIES GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

>>534891643 (OP)
Shan't be using a launcher made by people who think jewish bbc worship is funny

jewscension won turtle won epoch got sold out

Shenna lost, Turtle lost. Epoch will return.

>>534891878
>>Retain complete control of the content and cash shop
Until they need to pay the bills.

MoP won

is this true? any conquest of azeroth player to confirm this?

>TURDLE FAILED TO BUY EPOCH
OH NO NO NO

>>534891819
>if
The if is the key word there, the Epoch team as done nothing but lie for 2 weeks straight and Ascension took over a server exactly like this a bit ago saying that the original team would keep full control before pushing them out and monetizing the fuck out of it.

EPOCH WON

AS LONG AS TURTLE TRANNIES LOSE, EPOCH WINS, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>534891967
Running a WoW server doesnt cost that much they probably make a month's cost in a day

>HAHAHA P2W SHOP ENJOY PAYWALL
>what if I don't spend money and play the non paywal content?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>534891643 (OP)
As long as Ascension doesn't touch the game design and shop, this is good news. Epoch can focus on what they can do, which is content, while Ascension takes care of what fucked up the launch, which is servers. I don't see the problem.

What was so fucked about servers when we were having smooth 5k players last time that they had to sell out over a fucking weekend?

Bets on how long Pochie will last before Ascension runs it into the ground? I'm thinking 1 year

>>534891878
>Retain complete control of the content and cash shop
Do you believe that?
2 weeks of lies and you REALLY believe that?

>>534892009
>screenshot of plebbit

Kill yourself and then go back nigger

I JUST WANTED TO PLAY AS A QT TAUREN PRIEST WAS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR

Even at the very end this retard can't give a reasonable ETA

>>534891810
Magic was a fucking retard, only false flagging turdle shills defend him.

I'M SORRY ASCENSION GODS PLEASE HAVE MERCY

>>534891958
No one "won" except Ascension, get your head out of your ass

so whats gonna be the cope when ascension inevitably pressures them into adding P2W shit
>guys they technically didnt lie since the P2W stuff wasn't ther at launch

LMFAO epoch copers wtf are you guys on?
Haven't you seen how greedy ascension is?
You think they're doing this for free, you're gonna have to pay 50$ to play epoch. Kaytotes has control when it's a bunch off mentally ill autists, but when the ascension lawyers pull up it's over kiss your beloved server goodbye.

>>534892009
i think the passion for CoA simply died out and its been on a very very slow burn for years. Doubt Ascension had anything to do with this, if anything they probably feel like they are stuck with some half baked idea.

HOPE YA FAGGOTS ARE READY TO PAY TO PLAY THIS SHIT WITH P2W ADDED THROUGH A SHOP!
Not only that but for the OG dev team to leave once ascension management takes over like they did with CoA and everything else
But enjoy eating shit and blaming turtle or whatever the fuck you schizos
epoch is fucking dead in the water and you fuckers know it

>>534891878
>Buying Ascension currency also makes it easier for Epoch players to consider playing the other server types if they want
What is this gacha currency bullshit? Just let me buy something with dollars.

>>534892009
It's 100% true
Ascension are vultures, epoch is just another cash shop vehicle they can slap the "classic+" label on now.

>>534891920
When classless first came out it was an amazing idea, really had fun. Very quickly it became a cookie cutter build or die mmo tho.

>>534892109
Shenna tried to buy the server and got outbid by jewscension

>>534892039
I'm not talking strictly about server upkeep lmao

>>534892018
>the Epoch team as done nothing but lie for 2 weeks straight
it was actually so bad. they kept shooting themselves in the foot by overpromising.

How long does it take to swap cores? Now that Ascension is handling all the backend shit shouldn't this be up in like, a week tops?

>>534892051
about 20k more players

>>534892061
If they lie I will simply quit the day I see it.

lmfao
Good riddance.
This server is a joke and anyone that plays on it is too.

vibe status? mine is in my boy pussy

RETAIL+
>RETAIL+
RETAIL+
>RETAIL+
RETAIL+
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RETAIL+
>RETAIL+
RETAIL+
>RETAIL+
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>RETAIL+

what a way to end things

>>534892009
Ascension literally threatened to sue the original conquest of azeroth creator and stole all his work, still refuse to pay him to this day.

Did Epoch devs do even a little research into these people? they're fucking ruthless.

>>534892130
Turtle lost

>Kaytotes took all the donations, sold everything including the discord and ran.
It's such a rat move im actually impressed.

>>534892058
Thats like 365 days longer than epoch lasted no?
Pretty good run

>ASCENSION TUESDAY
ASCENSION TUESDAY
>ASCENSION TUESDAY
ASCENSION TUESDAY
>ASCENSION TUESDAY
ASCENSION TUESDAY
>ASCENSION TUESDAY
ASCENSION TUESDAY
>ASCENSION TUESDAY
ASCENSION TUESDAY
>ASCENSION TUESDAY
ASCENSION TUESDAY
>ASCENSION TUESDAY
ASCENSION TUESDAY
>ASCENSION TUESDAY
ASCENSION TUESDAY

>>534891925
shoulda offered more money shenna

>>534892160
Source?

>>534892018
and all the recent bronzebeard shilling with the codes has certainty picked up.....

>>534892126
>>534892062
>acktually this is based and ascension did nothing wrong
fucking turtleshitters lmao

>Turdy fucking sucks
>BBC+ is Retoilet-
>Epoch delayed indefinitely and will also be turned into Retoilet-
Classic+ bros where do we even go at this point? Is Azeroth at War our last hope?

ASCENDED POOCHIE!!
ASCENDED POOCHIE!!
ASCENDED POOCHIE!!

nah i'll just go play war within

When can we expect epoch to be up and playable?
Is it actually tuesday?

>>534892075
Sis this aint happening this week maybe this month

I'm not inclined to believe any kind of histrionic posting since we know whose been shitting up the threads for the last two weeks.

Come home.

So uh....
Gummy's is still there, right?

Wait so they're going to do a complete wipe including names right?

People genuinely take this fucking game way to seriously. If Ascenion ruins Epoch or whatever I'll just stop playing it because I'm not hopelessly addicted to a 20+ year old mmo

So many people have based their entire personalities around this game and feel like they will or need to play it for their entire lives

>>534892202
end? this is when things finally start

>>534892214
Kaytotes took his paypal deposit and left, I really doubt the other devs wanted this since it means they're going to get kicked to the curve after working for free on this project for years.

>>534892058
I can get my fun out of it for around 6 months and then bail just as the rot is starting to creep in. That's my new cope

Ascension devs are ruthless psychopaths obsessed with profit. Epoch should've partnered with Turtle instead.

>this is not a rugpull, I tell you!!!
LOOOOOOL

>>534892289
>We have already set up the new servers and begun the process of moving the Epoch core onto them, along with Ascension's performance fixes. Once that is completed, we will host a public stress test. Based on the results, we will either schedule another stress test or we will schedule a date for launch with the benefit of not having to work around our Epoch staff schedules because Ascension will be handling the servers
A month at least

>>534892214
>sued some guy so they could steal his shit to keep the money
>now epoch will fall to the same fate
fucking hell this is hilariously stupid. oh well, another discord I can remove from my list, suppose I can do the same with Duskhaven

>>534892349
Not caring about things is lame

Does this mean all the custom content gaytotes has been keeping private is going to be in Ascension's jew hands? I don't know how I feel about this...

>>534892130
Turtle troon is even more afraid now

/epog/ lost
/wpsg/ won

>Ascension devs are ruthless psychopaths obsessed with profit. Epoch should've partnered with Turtle instead.

>>534892364
Shenna sells gold and accounts to chinks

https://waloria.com/features.html

>>534892349
>im so above it all!
we get it, you're a passionless NPC

>ascension devs fixes the server problems and epoch goes live tomorrow

Any streamchuds reporting live on the news?

>>534892349
tell em steve dave

>>534892285
Is this some existing character or is the autist from turtle general commissioning porn of their character

>>534892329
i like that you can turn everything like that off, same as what Epoch had planned, my only concern and hope is that they never add their Aura bullshit to epoch.

>kes gave the post a thumbs down
kaytotes might have actually taken the payout and flushed the other devs since just like CoA, the ascension jews are going to end up pushing the old staff out LMAO

What did she mean by this?

I FUCKING LOVE BBC(+)

>>534892130
Get help

>>534892349
how do i unsubscribe from your blog

>retail mounts with duel wielding thunderfury skins running around at level 1 in full transmogied heirlooms
epoopbros. it's over.

You WILL kneel to BBC+

For a small fee of 100dps

Are Turtle shills mixing up BBC+ with Epoch now? Is that the new script update?

>>534892445
LORY 2026
>LORY 2026
LORY 2026
>LORY 2026
LORY 2026

the post said that ascension will control if and when new servers get created
they now own everything and gaytotes is just one of their employees

lol, lmao

>>534892521
I can save her…

>>534892520
>As a result of this partnership, Kaytotes, Eredun, Kes, Heretix (Ulmetrs), Intra, and Implave will continue to create the server's content without the stress of managing the infrastructure or community on a full time basis.

>>534892521
It means Kaytotes did this without asking anybody else on the team first.

>>534892541
*clicks the button to turn off transmog*
owned

Titanforged Realms will save WoW.

>>534892541
What are you even talking about?

People celebrating this as a win is like if South Americans celebrated that the U.S. pulled their strings rather than the Soviets

BBC+, Wayloria, Ambershire, Gummy, Azerotica, Azeroth at War, World of Brazilcraft. What other servers are there for us to play on instead?

got any links?

>Oh hey, CoA looks like a fun idea!
>Dies after it was consoomed and sued to hell by ascension
>Oh hey, Epoch looks like a fun idea!
>Launch was absolute dog shit and it's now being consumed by ascension
Gee I wonder how this one is gonna end!

https://ascension.gg/en/user/overview

Hop on bbc
Anyone with access can invite now

its so fucking over

What're we rolling on ambie frens?
>>534892316
Oh absolutely
>>534892337
It's still there, still dead

>>534892349
moronic take
one thing turtle was right about was not catering to freshtards, something epoch might not have the luxury to do now

I have mixed feelings about this, but if they add p2w nigger shit from ascension.... fuck...

>>534892445
did i click an ip logger because this webpage doesnt load its over

>>534892584
>being bought out by ascension will have NO RAMIFICATIONS WHAT SO EVER
big think right here

>>534892472
Not playing Ascensionpoch. They have lied too many times and I guarantee over time they will harass the devs into giving up more control/replacing them.

>gaytotes is a millionaire now or very soon
>gets greedy and sells all rights to shitscension
>pochie ruined completely by p2w and retarded retail- features

>>534892390
>a fucking month
sigh
guess I am going to try ambershire after all

I don't want to install the gay ascension launcher on my pc

This is you:

>>534892645
huh

POCHIE AUGUST

>>534892645
I would definitely rather be a puppet of the US than that poverty cult

>>534892521
Someone has to start the react for others to use it since they disabled reactions for normal users.

>>534892617
Shut up shill they had a verbal agreement that gaytotes will get to keep creative control (and a written contract that says the opposite)

This must feel like a punch in the fucking balls

>>534892632
yeah i'm sure that'll last dumbass

https://ascension.gg/user/invite/c9133801-e0fb-41ae-80da-ff0d06907059
come on bbc+

>>534892584
They are afraid because, unlike turtles, ascension servers don't crash every evening. EpochGODS won.

>too shit and talentless to implement their own architecture
>"d-d-don't worry guys the custom content is what people care about!"
holy shit their entire dev team actually WAS just ideas guys who coasted through the easy stuff like scripting quests using chatGPT

why do people still believe in 100% of what the epoch devs say
is the copium that good?

>still no time frame of when it will be up
I hate these niggers

>>534892778
this past 2 weeks has not been a fun ride

>>534892808
>the custom content is what people care about!"
Yes? Why else would someone play on a Classic+ server and not just a stock vanilla server?

Literally what's stopping ascension from adding their entire cash shop to Epoch client once they have everything they want in their servers? What legal agreement is going to stop them exactly?

>>534892154
What are the cookie cutter builds? Wouldn't it just be a bunch of high DPS skills or instant cast shit for PvP?

Accession TUESDAY
Accession TUESDAY
Accession TUESDAY

Oh it'll remain cosmetic only. But that means Ascension devs will 100% make them accept cross server retail mounts, pets and transmog.

When are they porting over accounts? When is any of this actually happening?

>>534892701
Thinking hunter. Melee surv looks kind of fun.

you just know that shop is gonna be filled with retail mounts and shit

>>534892812
wowtards pump copium straight into their veins

>>534892701
got bcc+? if not meet me at kael.

>>534892924
w-well.... you can turn those off....

>>534892812
we left reason behind weeks ago anon

>>534892808
Trinitycore. As simple as that. It ran very smoothly at 2250 cap on days 1&2, because it was close, but reasonably far from its limit.

>>534891643 (OP)
Wow, once again Epoch manages to make a worse decision than the worst case.

>>534892940
i can't wait for all these chud mods to lose their job

>>534892908
Most people were interested in the combination of
>Vanilla content
>TBC classes
>3.3.5 client

BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KING

>>534891643 (OP)
Has there ever been a bigger case of cuckolding in pserver history?
Teased players for WEEKS, forced community to make decisions via poll, then sold their body to Chadscension without warning.

>play ascended pochie
>if they ever add p2w or sus shit i just quit
wow
that was so haaard

is it truly over for troondle?
>2 out of the 4 biggest pservers merging
>2 of 3 classic+ projects in the same place

So how long until Acension gets Epoch online? Any estimates? Anons have been saying Ascnesion devs are pretty good at this stuff and I have no context because I haven't touched a private server since Nost shut down.

It's officialy over.

REMINDER THAT <TOTALLY NICE DUDES> inviting on bbc+

Whisper Kott in game (altough im going to sleep)

https://ascension.gg/user/invite/282c261c-0ee7-4f4c-b114-3a26e39198af

>>534892701
nelf druid, idk if feral or balance yet

ascension tuesday just doesn't have the same ring to it. i'm out.

>>534893010
>weeks
try years

>>534892990
if there's literally one silver lining to this entire disaster, it's this

What are the chances the servers actually come up by Friday now that they have a professional team handling that shit?

>>534893029
At the very least they're going to launch first at this rate, so freshies will flock there.

>HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING EPOCH REFERENCE?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?,4?!?%?!? <3 <3 <3 EPOCH IS THE BEST CLASSIC+ SERVER!!! DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF STAIRS DWARF PREGNANT MAN EMOJI PREGNAT MAN EMOJI PREGNANT MAN EMOJI!!! ULMETRS CRANK IT UP! ULMETRS CRANK IT UP! ULMETRS CRANK IT UP! ULMETRS CRANK IT UP! ULMETRS CRANK IT UP! ULMETRS CRANK IT UP! ULMETRS CRANK IT UP! ULMETRS CRANK IT UP! ULMETRS CRANK IT UP!!! WE IN THE WAR ROOM WE IN THE WAR ROOM WE IN THE WAR ROOM WE IN THE WAR ROOM WE IN THE WAR ROOM WE IN THE WAR ROOM WE IN THE WAR ROOM WE IN THE WAR ROOM NOW!!!! TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW TURDLE WOW SHENNA AND CROGGE SHENNA AND CROGGE SHENNA AND CROGGE SHENNA AND CROGGE SHENNA AND CROGGE SHENNA AND CROGGE SHENNA AND CROGGE SHENNA AND CROGGE!! WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE WIPE OR NO WIPE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE LAUNCH ON MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY LAUNCH ON MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY LAUNCH ON MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY LAUNCH ON MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY 2K REALM CAP 30K IN QUEUE 2K REALM CAP 30K IN QUEUE 2K REALM CAP 30K IN QUEUE 2K REALM CAP 30K IN QUEUE 2K REALM CAP 30K IN QUEUE 2K REALM CAP 30K IN QUEUE ? FRESH WHEN? FRESH WHEN? ASCENDED POOCHIE ASCENDED POOCHIE ASCENDED POOCHIE ASCENDED POOCHIE ASCENDED POOCHIE

>>534893029
No one wants to play on Ascension
Turtle might get a trickle in on their FRESH
Nobody won except Ascension, everyone got fucked or is going to get fucked in a few months

>>534893031
fuck off tourist troon

THEY DELETED THE DISLIKE BUTTON

>>534893000
no they weren't, you lying retard

>>534891643 (OP)
Need to rename to /ascg/

sorry turtle troons, in the real world, the ascensionBVLL gets the girl

EPOCH IS DEAD AND KAYTOTES KILLED IT

>>534893017
Might as well quit while youre ahead then

>look at bronzebeard features
>ability to use classic race models
>ability to turn off custom/cash shop mounts
>can turn off transmogs as well
Well that's good at least

>cat trannies
>reddit frogs
>unironic schizos defending this garbage
+1cent was cent to your ascension account!

i like bronzie i like turtie i like pochie

>>534893154
>+1cent was cent to your ascension account!

>>534892584
>>534893029
>>534893092
you can smell their fear, scrambling to try and get reins on the narrative, but left in the dust.

>Sorry Ambershart hopers, its doa.

>>534892908
I'll give you a little hint
if you have to outsource your core because of lack of talent, that doesn't bode well for the actual stuff you worked on.
they shut down their relaunch in <10 min because they fucked up Anvilmar's position in the world

i think it's time to say goodbye to /epog/

I literally don’t care. All I ever wanted from poggies is to try the new wailing caverns and finish leveling in the barrens.
because classic stops being good after that

>>534891643 (OP)
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Is there gonna be a video essay on this whole debacle?

>>534893017
>spend years keeping track of the server
>devote the last 3 weeks of your life to it's launch
>spend hundreds of hours on the server leveling up and raiding and doing all the content
>just quit when they add a shop
Why waste your time to begin with?

shenna pumped up the payroll and hired a dozen more poojeets to astroturf

>>534892808
We are immaculately vibecoding here -ACK

>>534893031
Asc devs are full hands on to roll Bbc+ right asap

Nigga gm teleported ON ME 5minutes after i reported omen of clarity bug and fixed it on the fly yesterday

>>534893152
I've been posting these for weeks

HOLY SHIT THE ASCENSION JEWS WILL WORK 24/7 TO GET IT WORKING BEFORE AMBERSHIRE LAUNCHES
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TURDLE FAGS ITS OVER

>>534893152
can I turn off mythic+?

>>534893152
>can turn off basic bitch things BY PAYING
why the fuck do yo uneed to pay to turn off cosmetics or change to classic models?? are you zoomer fucks really THAT easy to fucking please? holy fuck

>>534893272
>HOLY SHIT THE ASCENSION JEWS WILL WORK 24/7 TO GET IT WORKING BEFORE AMBERSHIRE LAUNCHES
turdle's fresh is actually DOA if that happens

>>534893220
k, cya

turtle trannies FEAR this

/ascg/...

>>534893190
Imagine thst she gently scratches your ballsack with those toenails
Fuuuck

>>534893218
The people handling the core infra aren't the same people making the actual custom content and quests and shit. Don't be disingenuous.

>Needs to launch through the Assencion launcher now
These faggots are becoming Majin Boo

>>534893246
becaude its just a game and i have a life, of course it would make me sad but this is better than no server at all

Have you considered waiting and see how it goes? This isn't a bad thing if everything goes according to what's posted. Sure there's a chamce of Ascension pressuring for retarded shit, but also it can just go as planned and epoch will be as it was meant to be.

ambershire dunces... sounds like jewscension is going to get epoch up before it launches

ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!

>>534893328
No I mean you have to stop too, or else.

i just wanted to play wawa warcrap man

>>534893337
how much does it cost?

>>534893272
LOL LMAO WE'RE SO BACK

https://ascension.gg/user/invite/e02e6cca-27c3-43c4-81d8-9c56bd204b3b

a BBC+ invite for some anon that is interested in it.

>pochie coming soon
>turtletroons shitting themselves

i'm rolling on ambershire and with this announcement have completely lost interest in pochie but i do think it would be extremely funny to launch a stress test or officially on the 17th if they can do it in time

>>534893337
AAAAAA you WILL be forced to look at my smiling cloud and programmer socks!!!

>>534893402
no I NEED to doompost

>>534893337
>this other server FEARS people paying to disable meaningless cosmetics
?????????? is this SERIOUSLY something that private schizo trannies in 2025 discuss and argue about? had a hunch that these threads are dog shit garbage but good lord

>>534893190
her feet are suspiciously clean for a barefoot forest goddess...did someone lick them? hehe

>>534893245
I will make one for sure

>>534893402
>Unzips my 4x boa 24 slot felforged event bags at level 1
Nothing personnel kiddo
You can need on thst adventurer backpack if you wish

>>534893324
>>534893272
There's like a 25% chance the ascension team gets this shit up and running by Friday.

>>534893402
>bro just 2 more weeks, trust the plan!!!

>>534893435
What’s BBC+

>>534893402
>Trust the people who lie to you every day that everything will be alright

ascension's devs will work day and night to get the server up before turtle's fresh,

To make a move like this with Kaytotes ego you know he must have hit rock bottom and thought it was very likely his server and past 5 years of work was gonna crash and burn.

>>534893075
It's been such a clusterfuck I'd bet the smart move would be to let people burn out on Amber then launch it September 15th or something with a lot of polish and forgetful trannies ready to believe again. But if they can beat Turtle to the 17th they absolutely should.

Can I still pochie post?

>>534893501
ascension classic+

>>534893474
right, you're totally not scared btw

Pochie pochie pochie pochie

>>534893556
for only 50 bucks so they cna work on it star citizen style for eternity!

So all of Gaytotes and company's retarded bans no longer matter? Ascension better not give any of these people the ability to close accounts.

Anyone saying this is a loss is a turtle shill. The epoch team keeps all creative rights and have the say as to what goes in their server. Ascension gets a cut of their winnings. (50k players). Epoch gets great servers that can handle the fallout. And the 17th will be a no show kek moment.

>>534893476
Its right after BBC+ footjob

>>534893474
>>this other server FEARS people paying to disable meaningless cosmetics
yes

>meanwhile on ambershire

>>534893609
Ascension shill spotted

Now that it's just a matter of time until it turns into pay to win slop, are you going to even bother playing it?

>Ascension
Lmao, so this shit is dead. I'm not investing time into a server ran by ascension, this whole thing was a fucking rugpull and the fucker either was paid by ascension to begin with or simply decided to collect the bag and run.
Can't wait till kayotes will inevitably get fucked over by Ascension which will introduce an aggressive cash shop or their fun server changes.
What a fucking waste of time that was. Back to retail I guess

>>534893000
No one wants TBC classes. Every single caster is still completely unfinished in TBC. No one wants to spam arcane blast or shadow bolt or lightning bolt or starfire.

Is Ascension really that bad?

jewscension will definitely take over the cash shop and you're high on copium if you think that won't happen
imagine trusting any epoch dev

>>534893609
TRVKE

>>534893039
Who is online that can invite?

>not a single dev knew about this until Kaytotes told them he was selling everything
God I can't wait for the kino drama fallout over the next few days

>>534893337
Fuck, maybe I WILL stick to Epoch.
I was so caught up in the hysteria, that I forgot the big picture.

>>534891643 (OP)
>Turtle gets too cocky
>Awakens the beat and gets hit by Epochcension
OH NO NO NO

>>534893102

>>534893507
epoopies are your typical /biz/ suckers
they will keep falling for this no matter how many red flags are out there

>>534892736
>sells rights
What rights do you think he has to sell? They can straight up just remove him from the picture and he can't do anything about it. Not even sue since this is an illegal business.

>>534893553
It's pochie+ now

>>534892498
I did a few drawings of a gurubashi gnome priest named Jellybean because it was funny

>>534893628
what the fuck

>>534893543
It's this line that makes me curious if they're gonna try to push to get it running in a more stable condition by the Weekend.
>With infrastructure off our hands, the content team will work on resolving bugs reported during the launch window and some new surprises.
The fact that they are now saying "Yes we will have the server be live and actively be fixing it in the launch period", like people were saying they should have done a week ago makes me think.

>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY

>>534893646
No, I'm just gonna play Ragnarok Online or some other shit

>>534892701
High elf shadow priestess might even paypig for the dark ranger skin to be a special snowflake !not-san'layn

I'll just play and see what happens

Anyone saying this is a win is AN ascension shill. Those "people" have literally sued the CoA creator to hell and back so they can sell it and keep everything else, including the money. But yes, I'm sure things will be totally different and said creative freedom will be kept forever. I'm sure they won't be blackmailed to add P2W or other cosmetic garbage with the "do it, or else..." classic.

the amount of copium is palpable. Anyways Make sure to get send me some off those project epoch early access paid invite links.
>THEY WONT DOO THAT KAYTOTES GETS FULL RIGHTS
yeah tell that to conquest of azeroth

>>534891878
>Retain complete control of the content and cash shop
This has never happened before, they will be booted in less than a month after ascension realizes how fucking useless they are.

beta test within a week. please.

>>534893795
can we see the court filings?

POCHIE HAS ASCENDED

oh boy I cant wait to see BFA and shadowlands mounts and shit in the cash shop of a vanilla+ server

Realistically how long do you think they will take for these stress tests (why do they even need a stress test)?

>>534893697
Let me log in

Im in bed...
Naked


Guys, there might be hope for epoch
Pic related

>Means no giga books and 24 slot bags for free

Ascension shop just updated. Epoop is saved!

>>534893795
>Those "people" have literally sued the CoA creator to hell and back so they can sell it and keep everything else
Can you post proof?

>>534893859
I can't wait for Ambershite to flop so we can laugh at your turdytroons

>>534893829
ascension want to preempt turtle's fresh, so they have already began work

ascension just bought you. your personal info belongs to them now.

>>534893639
Turtle shill spotted.

>>534893873
>stairs
kek

pochie+ tuesday
>pochie+ tuesday
pochie+ tuesday

>actually consider just playing Ambershite
>check out /wpsg/
>they're still just namedropping each other to keep the thread off page 10
I think I'm done for now. I'll check back sporadically to see when Epoch's new launch date will be, but until then I'll enjoy other non-wow pursuits.

>people running illegal private servers are talking about who retains full "rights" and "ownership"

>>534893916
yep, here is my password B9Z!H-&r+7Vb&nuFfbhm3jEsPUNC2E
what are you going to do with it, techlet

>>534893916
nigga I played their server like any other in 2015 everyone got my info

>>534893873
you will pay for early access
you will pay their f2p early 2010 crypto currency shit instead of pure crash so they can rob money of your ass
yes you will pay 50 bucks instead of 40 because the 40 bucks bundle isnt enough points and you WILL FUCKING LIKE IT YOU POORNIGGER

>have to pay to turn off the transmogs/mounts
Can you post a source for that claim please?

>>534893859

>>534893873
LOL

Am I the only one who isn't in full doom posting mode over this? Ascension handles the server side stuff while the epoch devs can still handle all the content. If this is what it takes to get the server to run then how is this a problem?

>Epoch gets an 11th hour offer by Ascension (probably with better terms than Turtle gave them)
>hand off all the server infra and backend shit to the seasoned Ascension team so they can beat Ambershire to the punch on the 17th
It would be so fucking amazing.

>>534893967
You know its possible to play a server without forcing yourself to play with /vg/ right, more than half of the people that played in the Turtle guild at the start quit for other guilds and stopped browsing the thread because it was just tranny neet drama nonstop

>>534893916
i never gave epoch any info idiot sounds like your problem

>>534893646
It's too early to say
I think I'll try it out for a bit at least, I was admittedly pretty hyped for epoch

Can they elaborate why they would want or need 2 classic+ versions of the game?

This thread reeks of shill astroturfing, holy fuck.

So is it over or are we so back?

>>534894060
They gave no timeline.
It's going to be months.

>Ascension threatens, steals from and sues every team that works out for them
>But somehow it'll all be OK for Epoch
hm....

>>534894053
Ascension will definitely take over the cash shop over time, that's why everyone is doomposting.

>>534894085
turtle's class design is also abysmal, so no thanks

>>534894108
bronzebeard is more like retail+ than classic+. They gave out a lot of keys on reddit and most of the people said they hated it lol

>>534894108
good optics and they get to fuck over their biggest competitor

>>534893967
>I NEED to communicate with trooncordies
you can just play the game, you know

well, I have two accounts, no way they merge this shit properly

es ist aus...... der krieg... ist verloren

>>534894135
Are they giving any timelines over there? pochie server isn't giving any clarification.

>>534894048
NOOOOOOOO MY NARRATIVE!!!!
DELETE THAT PICTURE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!1

>>534894135
well well well

>>534893660
No. Notice how no ascension shilling here nor invading threads. I have a friend whos giga antisemitics and only got perma muted from global channel after like 20 mutes(he can still speak in every other normal channel including bg, trade, general, etc). Their shop prices are much cheaper than turtles. Dutch doesnt have a history of doing shady shit like selling gold or geared accounts unlike shenna/torta.
This is honestly a win for everyone. Epoch keeping full rights while ascension giving them server help as well as tools to make even more custom content.

Everyone here saying this is a loss are turtle shills. Theyre on nuclear meltdown over the development.

>>534894108
Because Bronzebeard isn't really Classic+, its Ascension default classes locked at level 60 for the time being until it progresses to lvl 70 and 80.

>alright guys, our servers got fucking BOMBED to hell by 50 billion people wanting to play our shit. what do we do!?
>lets fuck around and get our tech running, try linux and what not
>oh shit look the other biggest server are trying to buy us what do we do, keep control and do our own thing?
>NO! SELL OFF NOW AAAAA SELL SELL SELL!!!!
zoomer devs are fucking soulless, acting like this is some billion dollar start up deal

>>534894156
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence

>>534892009
no idea about CoA OG shit, but can 100% confirm that the ppl making changes are fucking retarded. They do class overhauls on a whim, which is the main reason it didn't launch this SPRING. A couple weeks before the expected launch, they literal redid every class talent tree. It fucked up so much shit, they just silently never launched. Zero word when it ever will. Perpetual "alpha". BB is shaping up to be in same boat, even when they are saying 1-2 months they are going to launch. Fat chance. Odd are Epoch will be put on same rack to dry, while you will play it, it will never leave a test state.

>>534894135
>their shop
so confirmed there's going to be a shop then
yeah i'm out

>>534894053
eventually epoch will be asked to pay for the servers or give ascension a substantial cut of slop shop sales
that is where the game falls apart, you can't do the bare minimum monetization and make money.
you try to move away from what you deem reprehensible but you will eventually learn why they did what they did

>>534894229
they want it out before turtle's fresh

>>534894142
We're so over.
It's so back.

>>534894179
bronzebeard also looks like shit
they have no sense of aesthetic, throwing some modern retail assets in a 2004 vanilla world

>>534894207
they will probably create a separate portal/database for it. i.e. would you like to login to ascension or epoch type shit

>>534894135
Someone ask him what ascension gains from this deal

>>534894295
This was already a given. The fact that you don't know that means you didn't read.

>>534894172
Holy Paladin is more fun on Turtle

>>534894135
>hahahah trust me I swear they have full control just like CoA!
>>534894295
how new?

>>534894142
It's over, ascension devs are competent enough and they will prolly figured out shits fucked in a few days and boot the fuck out of epoop's vibecoders.

>>534894279
Shill

>>534894135
>No
Okay
>It will be completely separate
What does that mean
>and way less
???
So there WILL be a shop, just not the same one that ascension uses on their other shit.
>blah blah they have full control
Yeah no shit they do, it's their job, while you probably add your own so you can pay ascension for the server shit, till they sue your ass or something.

Ascension...
I kneel...

>>534894295
nigger did u not already know this
their selling point was they'd only sell cosmetics

>>534894367
>>534894406
is this the new revisionism cope?

gaytotes deserves whats coming to him
ascension will not tolerate no pay2win shop for long
they will just boot him and his friends out soon after the server launches

>>534894295
they already confirmed a shop years ago

Ascension stays winning

>>534894267
>still thinking they were ever going to get it running properly
they've already put 4 years into it and were thrown a lifeline
not ideal, but it is what it is

>>534894126
Yeah, Ascension is all over this place downplaying how bad they are now that they're in control. It's dead. Time to move on.

How the fuck does Epoch make any sense in their lineup when Bronzebeard already exists?
>they're different
Ascension has been calling it Classic+ since it was announced. They just acquired a new Classic+ server.

I need to know the future of both projects before I spend any time in either. One of them is going to shutdown. I feel it in my bones.

>>534894449
kaytotes will rage leak the custom content

0% chance this comes out before the 17th

>>534892009
This is plebbit you're dealing with, who love to have >le good guy and >le bad guy
i played most of the CoA betas, and every single time the lead devs kept fucking with an already decent build because it wasn't picture perfect
>Oh Venomancer tank doesn't take enough damage? Well have them take EVEN more damage in their debuff stack
>Sun Cleric can do all roles TOO Well? nerf their Seraphim to the ground and make healing the "ideal route"
>Tinkerer is too fun? Can't have that!

>>534894282
it's so over

>>534894060
I mean, im not playing on Ascension Epoch. Project is over for me and ill just go find some other fresh.

I just want to play man

Whisper Kott in game for invite to <TND>

>>534894449
>have to spin up and pay for servers for 50k people
>oh sure your cash shop can be basically nothing np
I don't buy it

MPREG WINS

WIPEBROS WIN

FUCK YOU KES

>>534894434
epoch already said there will eventually be a shop

I woke up, read OP'S screenshot, and just like that my entire will to play Epoch evaporated. This is the equivalent to old Blizzard being purchased by Activision. It was over before it ever begun.

>>534894510
shutthefuckuptranny cat

heh

I LEFT THE GURU AND EPOCH DISCORDS A WEEK AGO AND ESHART DEFENDERS SERIOUSLY REALLY HIT ME WITH 'YOU'LL BE BACK AND PLAYING IN 2 DAYS'

>>534894060
>probably with better terms than Turtle gave them
What can turtle even offer them? Good vibes?

>>534894108
no one likes bronzebeard
you're just playing retail but you're locked to vanilla zones

>>534894364
They gain 60k+ people using their launcher.
That's a lot of people who will on a whim try out the other options once Epoch hits a dry patch between content release/fresh releases. Even if only 10% of players check it out that's still worth it.
Simply having more players is a massive value.

>>534894498
0% chance this ever actually comes out
they'll just label it another "alpha" and force you to pay for access

>>534894434
that's an ascension dev talking, retard

Enjoy the next year or two because I don't see this shit remaining free from ugly retail mounts and pay for "convenience" bullshit for long

Friendly reminder

>>534894498
I can't really predict anything now
Ascension definitely has actual professionals on their payroll, they might be working on porting everything right now even

>waste 3 years of your life coding a server that doesn't work
>your boss tells you without warning at 3am that he sold the project, gave you $0.00 of the revenue, and you don't have a position anymore
Is Kes unironically going to kill himself tonight

Don't care, still playing Ascension Epoch

>>534894424
>No evidence to claims
I accept your concession turdlette

>>534894493
>I need to know the future of both projects before I spend any time in either.
no, you don't

>>534894295
Are you retarded? The shop was already a thing for a long time, it's on their website.

i'll play ambershire
you won shenna

the amount of reddit twitch frogs in here says it all

>>534894540
>always were going to have a shop
cringe
>now they're owned by a p2w shit hole
gee i sure wonder how their job is gonna look like

>>534894641
Yes I do. Classic is a massive time investment. I don't want to invest in a doomed project

>>534894597
I'd be fine with at least 1 year before it goes to shit

Silver lining is that ascension let's you turn off the brain dead consoomers paid cosmetics

>>534894614
Isn't Kes on the design and questing team?

I can't believe I wasted an entire month on this server. im just going to play retail I guess.

Now that the dust has settled - was it a rugpull?

Ok, we can now wipe this dogshit, right?

You do not have the excuse of too many into a zone anymore.

But you have people that manufactured the raw exploited material and you have not prunned that.

>>534894296
Stop doomposting. This is a happy vibes moment. The turtle troon lost. The turtle shills are on nuclear meltdown. We can doompost later. For now lets enjoy the moment.

Heres some haiku. (Time to haiku post yall)

Pochie project saved
Turtle shills have big meltdown
Happy moments now

>>534894737
Yes. You fell for it. Again.

post yfw you were right

>>534894683
why are there suddenly so many of you faggots here that were not aware of so many Epoch features?

>>534894737
What did they rugpull?

>>534891643 (OP)
>posted after the Ascension announcement
heh

I wonder what sort of deal Ascension made with Kaytotes? Nothing was stopping the Epoch devs from putting the launch on an indefinite hold and take a few months to fix the issues. I get they really want to cash in on the hype but im sure the Ascension devs have also seen how many people dont want to play on bronzebeard once people realized it wasn't really classic and more like retail. Are they really trying to compete with the new turtle server?

>>534894592
They dont gain anything by simply having players, they need shop sales. And not a single soul interested in Epoch would be buying the kind of shit Ascension's main server sell.

>>534894737
I think originally it wasn't but when Kayotes started receiving offers it became one.

>>534894719
it's a videogame

>>534894737
If I was one of the people who donated to this I would unironically be seething, yeah this was an actual rug.

>>534894737
Undoubtably, this is literally the worst wow pserver launch to ever happen, it'll go down in the history books.

...
Anonymous
08/12/25(Tue)00:41:56 No.534893779

Why didn't Turtle help them instead of Ascension? I thought it was the top dog

>epoop shills now going the gaslighting and history revision angle

>>534894498
this deal have been in the making for a while now, it's not something done in a day so they have probably already been working on it for over a week.

I need to set up all my addons again after the swap? fuck man
The thing I'm interested in is seeing if Ascension is going to steal the custom raids Epoch are creating for their main servers, and if that's the main business deal between them

Who wonned?
Who losted?

>>534884391
Epoch never had the makings of a private server host

>>534894573
It's happening and with better servers than turtle will ever have

>>534894746
Fuck off, shill. You're pretending Ascension is somehow better than Turtle when they're not. They're both dogshit. It's over. The rug got pulled, and the project is dead.

>>534894793
>the Ascension devs have also seen how many people dont want to play on bronzebeard once people realized it wasn't really classic and more like retail. Are they really trying to compete with the new turtle server?
yea? they bought an overhyped classic+ server because nobody wants bronzebeard

Now I'm curious if they will still have the same playerbase they initially had.

>>534894745
pruning literally doesnt matter anymore, not with the upcoming shop once they got a working player base and everything
its all classic scam behavior. you launch your product in a clean state, then a few weeks or months odwn the line you start fucking everything over by adding garbage like ascensions other servers did

>>534894765
I wasn't right but I'm just happy I'll get to play 'poch soon.

>>534894793
>I wonder what sort of deal Ascension made with Kaytotes?
It sounds like they were all in deep over their heads with the server architecture stuff, so I reckon just not having to worry about that was already a big incentive.

I mean just apply another company to it.
>Tencent buys your favorite game studio
>Studio devs promise nothing will change
Do you believe them?

>>534894576
It's not about playing 20 yo turd, it's about laughing at etroons

>>534894854
even if so (it's not), they have to unravel the absolute mess of vibecoding they just bought

>>534894793
A lump sum cash advance + a large percentage of all store revenue. Also they don't have to pay server fees.

Epoch is going to be massively profitable regardless, but Kaytotes taking this deal shows he's not that confident and wants the guaranteed paycheck.

>>534894493
Epoch stays classic (vanilla ish)

Bbc goes into tbc and wotlk (progressive serber)

>>534894765
>>534894907
What a fascinating creature.

>>534894935
We talking hytale?

Can Ascension pull off the ultimate humiliation for Turtle and get Epoch out before the 17th?

>>534894889
it will be infested with ascensionfags that will cry that there's not enough pay2win garbage in the game until they force gaytotes to add xp pots and mounts and heirlooms

>>534894576
well you're still here so

>>534894793
Probably a cut of the shop sales. 60k people wanting to play epoch. Thats a massive market for a private server. plus i know for a fact shenna has many times DDoS'd dutchs servers. I believe him doing this is a massive gotcha bitch moment to the filthy russian troon.

>>534894841
Turtle and Epoch are too similar, they dont need 2 versions of vanilla+. Ascension does because even their most 'classic' server is still practically retail.

>spend weeks fucking up your launches, constantly insinuating you're only hours/days away from a fix
>completely offshore your project at 4 in the morning
and let me tell you why this is a good thing

Kes if you read this:
I’m there for you, pretty little baby.
Unless you’re a dude in which case kys

Pochie sisters.... are we finally going home?

<Gorilla Nest> - Project Ascepoch Super Ultra DeluxeMax Plus
Send Thousandtusks proof of purchase of Male Pregnancy booster pack to gain entry

>>534894882
Uh oh, troontle melty

>>534894793
>are they really trying to compete with the new turtle thing after their own dog shit failed?
no fucking shit

>this buckbroke shenna so hard xer sent in the 1 shill

>>534894746
>he thinks ascension ownership is better than turtle's
If twow is this weird, gay european developer behind decent but unconventional changes like the people at Larian Studio then ascension is the American ABK, salivating at the idea of selling you early access and lootboxes. I will NEVER play on an ascension server.

>>534893998
i dont spend on cash shops because im white

>>534894053
shennatroons astroturfing
worst case i just quit if the cashslop becomes too pervasive

How pissed off is that Russian whore right now?

p-pochie? POCHIE?

>>534894964
Indeed

>>534894864
>10000 concurrent players...
>And we got that other pygmy shit over in Gurubashi

>>534895009
Have you ever been raped? You look like you have.

where is ascension host?

>>534894973
if the actual servers are ready to launch the >supposedly> Good to go content, then yes

Guys I just booted up Ascension to check it out. Why am I see level 1 mounts and level scaling. You all lied to me.

>>534895051
fucking seething

>>534894935
Literally what happened with Activision and Blizzard. and for years they swore it had no impact then recently everyone coming out saying it was literally why features in Wrath were scrapped or rushed.
The difference in this scenario is Ascension is not a publisher, they have their own version of the game thats been succeeding for almost 10 years now. Still, something to consider is the predatory cash shop benefits.

>>534894547
>Activision
>Ascension
>Both start with the letter A
Coincidence? I think not!

So AscensionBVLLS won?

>>534894765
>>534872092
I swear it was a joke I'm so fucking sorry you guys

>>534894932
>deep over their heads with the server architecture stuff
when I read that they were using open source stuff, which they would further contribute (as they should) I was interested in the whole thing
now they sold the fuck out and everything is coming back to zero
what a shit show i hate modern "devs" and script kiddies so fucking much

Is bronzebeard worth playing at all? got one of the codes...

>>534895051
Might actually have a psychotic break.

>>534895082
uh oh meltie

>>534895159
Is that Clavicular???

>g-guys we are just a couple of days away from launch
>*sneaks behinds everyone backs and sells everything to the highest bidder*
im actually glad i never got to play the beta and work as a lab rat

I woke up to this. Image waking up every day for the past two months waiting for Epoch just for it to be sold to a P2W nigger suckers. I might kill myself, unironically.

shenna is definitely angry right now

>>534895182
no lol,, are you stupid?

>>534894973
Or better yet. On the same day. Massive get fucked moment.

Yall the vibes are pochies as heck right now. Dutch if youre reading this. Great job man. Thanks for sticking it to the Russian mobster troon.
>>534894980
You are a turtle shill. No one wants cash shop shit. Im a long time ascension player and havr donated over 400 dollars. I will play the pochie. I will play without cash shop stuff and i will be happy.

Have a fun 17th launch with no one in it
Hahaha

>>534895161
how could you do this

>>534895182
it's like retail, so if you are a strict vanilla player.
then not really

>>534895051
who

>>534894364
A cut of the profits and the potential for custom content proliferation.

as long as they don't have the vanity synch option on epoch it's all gonna be fine
I barely played ascension and even I am disgusted at the shit I have on bronzebeard right now

>>534895182
no
why do you think ascension bought out epoch?

>>534894980
ascensionfags are like retailfags but with even more ADHD. they won't touch actual classic

>>534895161
>>534872092

>>534895243
Embarrassing behavior

>downvotes keep growing
at least the community is clear minded on this shit

>>534895268
*sighhhh*>>534895309

If AEpoch goes live before Ambershire I will actually die laughing

>ascension shill's only counterargument is pretending everyone that dislikes ascension is a turtle shill
when Ascension sends their people, they're not sending their best.

I don't know the lore. Why is Ascension bad?

>>534872092
IT WAS YOU

>>534894364
More traffic to their other versions of the game, likely a cut of Epoch's already established cash shop (which is now making more money because Kaytotes isn't preventing 15k people from registering). I'm sure Kaytotes would gladly give up some cash shop funds if it meant his vision could be realized because he is obviously a very prideful arrogant person.

I am in the Turtle staff emergency meeting and she is screaming at everyone.
What the fuck do I do?

Epoch will be bigger than anything on Ascension I bet and i'm sure there are Ascension players who don't engage with the cash shop who will play.

>>534895330
Youre being paid 3 dollars an hour to shill for a russian troon.
Whos embarassing again?

>>534891759
I am actually black pill dooming right now, it has never actually been more over than right now

So what's everyone rolling on Ambershire?

>>534895418
you know how microsoft buys studios and then strangles them to death?
that's what ascension is to the private server community.

>>534895458
you are fucked buddy

INSIDER HERE

Kaytotes was going to give it to Turtle at first, but then he saw the Anvilmar dwarf ad.

>>534895373
garbage like this ALWAYS works the same fucking way, no matter what it's about.
left vs right, dark vs light, red vs blue. console-war tards can't think in literally any other way, they NEED to attach their problems to some sort of enemy.
>IT CANT BE JUST PEOPLE DISLIKING THIS THING, IT MUST BE FANBOYS OF THIS OTHER THING THAT I DISLIKE!!!

>>534895373
the real argument is that this shit was never coming out with epoch's team left to their own devices

what's the ascension discord I wanna see the shitshow live

look at these fucking retards AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>534895418
Too much retoilet influence and retarded shop. Hopefully it's true that Epoch will have full controll over their own design and shop.

>>534872092
CAZZATtA MALANGA!

>>534895458
Prove it. Record it. Hilarious if true.

which server are they playing on?

turdle, ascension, or epoch?

>>534872092

>>534895565
Why would they be mad? They donated and now they get their names on a special plaque. That's like Paypig Valhalla.

vibes status?

>>534895535
Microsoft doesn't do that though, they keep their hands so far away from the studios that the studios end up flopping around on their own.

>>534895418
they got really good coders, but they just take inspiration from retail.

Slow and steady wins the race.

>cant spin up their own core
>people expect their custom content to not also be bugged to shit
guys... im not feeling so good

>>534895458
add another boss to wailing caverns

maybe a big quillboar

>>534895565
>See that a fuck huge new WoW server is using open-source tech
>Decides to sponsor it to further everyones gain
>Get fucked over by management, wasting your investment, while open-source server tech continues to be piss basic and dog shit
fuck epoch and fuck their entire team

wallcraft unironically won

>>534891643 (OP)
>they actually believe that Ascension isn't going to force P2W MTX on them when their "no p2w" source of income turns out to not be enough

>>534895083
I habe 28ms so somewhere in euroland

>>534895702
kek

>>534895643
*Shrugs* I will play epoch. As soon as any ascension slop gets in I'm leaving though

So where's the fucking release date? They said it'd be out this week.

QRD on why the tranny dev doesn’t like this move?

>>534895534
Were not. We trust in the plan.

What actually happened:
Dutch saw the retention rate for Bronzebeard was dogshit.
Knew Epoch was failing.
Approached them with a generous offer to get people on their launcher.
Kaytotes accepted.

>Kes left the server
It’s so over

>>534895643
confused, I don't know whether to doom or be glad

>>534895704
When they launching anyway? Anyway to get into the beta? Whats their pop numbers like?

>>534895660
the moment the server launches (around or on turtle day) everything will be BROKEN AS FUCK
100 fucking percent.

>>534895623
>left
bronzie
>middle
epoch
>right
turdle

>>534895724
they will be getting FREE players on their other servers.

>>534895803

>we're finally free from Epoch's ghost
>only 5 days to Ambershire

jewsension

>>534895643
>>534894787
straight from the horse's mouth:

>>534895724
Time will tell, if they add p2w I'll quit on the spot

Seems like this Dutch is a better communicator. Is he giving an estimated time line?

>>534895830
at least wait til hes offline

>>534895881
If gaytotes still owns it then why is this guy suddenly in charge?

>>534892657
I have two, message deca on discord

>>534895830
No he didnt you little lying faggot turtle shill im seeing him online right now.

>>534895872
>pochie player is the best one
As it should be

>>534895881
Hell ye. Bronzebeard won.

>>534895805
Because Kay didn't tell any dev he was selling the project until 3am in the morning on a Tuesday, all of them got fucked other than his bank account.

>>534895882
>>534895658
I'm not playing your shit server either, dumbass
Why the fuck do you think we are here? We wanted Epoch, not Ascension, not Turtle, not Retail. Epoch. Now it's gone.

>>534895962
i dont wanna see gore porn nigga

>>534895945
he is in charge of the infrastructure engineers/developers
kaytotes is back to the custom content mine

>>534895945
Kaytotes is probably going back to creating custom content. Getting the servers online is all dutch and ascension now.

>check discord
>it's real
I already removed both the launcher and their WOTLK client from my pc.
You're fucking delusional if you think Ascension won't slowly but surely screw Epoch's team over while introducing their retarded funserver/pay2win changes. Not that Kayotes gives a fuck, he literally pulled the rug on everyone, including his own dev team that spent years working on a server without compensation.
Like I'd have more trust in the chink team behind everlook or some random Russian alcoholics.

This is why we can't have nice things.

>>534895889
He's just a Jewelcrafter, anon

>>534895881
IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING THEY ALREADY SAID THEY WERE MOVING THE CORE OVER RIGHT NOW

>>534895702
>>534891643 (OP)
Next OP image right here

>>534895874
classic+ fags dont give a fuck for the other garbage they have to offer
and ascension cucks dont give a fuck for classic+ shit which is why their own shit DIED same for CoA
>>534895931
he hasnt said jack and shit yet, at least nothing with some WORTH to it or that can be trusted. a whole lot of politician type words without anything to back it up.
>>534895836
instead theyll have ingame shop garbage good job

>>534895805
There isn't one, they just needed to react with a thumbs down so everyone else can. I'm sure they're glad they don't have to fuck with server bullshit and can focus on bug fixing and content creation

If you ever said a single bad thing about Turtles monetization or administration, and you actually slurp up the Ascention re-release, well I don't have to tell you how much of a hypocrite you are, do I?

>>534895945
Kaytotes isn't even in the ascension server to answer questions with the guy. Bro is taking the money and running.

Anybody who actually plays the server after this sellout dogshit is part of the problem.
You'll all be paying for the xp pots when they are added, don't even kid yourself.

>>534893337
Will Epoch devs let Ascenscie devs add their much better transmog system to Epoch?

>>534895943
>>534895976
>he

>>534895051
Very mad

>Kes has left the server
>Magic has left the server
oh my goodness

>>534895945
He is talking on HIS discord server, ascension discord. Theyre asking him about it. Hes replying. Epoch discord is still locked.

i demand statues for ulmetr in every city

>>534895881
>someone actually communicating
Why can't pochie devs say anything?

TurtleWoW couldnt even fucking buy Epoch even if they wanted to
There's zero way even their UE5 client could run it

>>534895945
He owns the fucking servers and employs the devs that will actually get this shit running.

>>534895995
Where did you get that from?

>>534895931
He said he will give a timeline tomorrow.

so...is it the same version of the wow client?

>>534895881
said more in one message than the entire epoch team in two weeks

>>534896048
>Like I'd have more trust in the chink team behind everlook or some random Russian alcoholics.
I'm pretty sure Shenna told you to remove this part bro.

>>534896086
shut up trutle nigger

>>534896040
>>534896046
>>534896118
>>534896137
so gaytotes took the money and ran then? thanks for confirming.

>>534896106
yes anon he. neither he or you will ever be a real woman.

>>534896048
If you dont trust the devs, why did you play in the first place?

>>534896131
turtle is having money issues, if you read the leaked discord messages
they spent way too much on the UE5 client and the trailer
chinks are going back to wow since its back in china

>>534896220
I am not hearing any arguments.

EPOCH UPDATE

>>534896202
Shut your fucking mentally ill mouth you fucking freak. No one gives a fuck about turtle wow, no one wanted to play on that transgender carebear server same way no one wanted to play on Ascension's retoilet+. This project and the hype behind are both dead and over. Fuck thread derailing whataboutism subhumans like you.

>>534896086
I don't like turtle's design per my own experience
I like what I've seen of epoch
it's that simple

>>534895881
YOO WE'RE GETTING ACTUAL TIMELINES NOW WTF

>>534896202
>if you aren't retarded and can see why this is a bad move you have to be a fan of dogshit Turtle

FMC here

you guys know we are just having fun and will end up playing whatever server is the most fun, right?

>>534896284
You mean the ones from a year ago?

>>534896234
I’ve seen a pic of her and no man can be this perfect. No matter the HRT amount

>>534896336
The devs promised us nothing bad will happen with the shop or content.

Holy shit the Ascension discord is nothing but retail booomers and gen X posting cringe shit.

>>534896372
yep

>>534896192
hell are you on about turtle dick sucker? he said literally NOTHING there, it'S nothing but empty words
you fuckers literally eat up everything provided it comes from the correct person
>BRO HE SAID TIMELINE THATS SO BASED
meanwhile the epoch guys gave people exact explanations, detailed ones at that on whats happening on a daily basis but that isnt enough for you contrarians

>>534896369
>we

>>534891643 (OP)
>wake up
>see this
So it's over?

>>534896401
S O V L

>>534896401
WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING HOME!

Ascension has no incentive to fuck with Epoch given how big it is especially now that registration will be open. Between the crowd of people already trying to get in and ascension players sticking their head in the door I think a purely cosmetic cashshop will be enough to cover any costs

>>534896385
No you have not

So hopefully the account transfer thing isnt a pain in the ass and we dont lose our names or anything

>>534896441
FMC is multiple people, yes

You can actually post mpreg emojis and gifs on Ascension's discord.

>>534896336
What makes you think Epoch will turn into BBC+? Genuinely explain your logic.

>>534896427
(You)

>>534896442
Over Status: It's so

>>534895881
at least that guy is actually communicating. fuck kaytotes

>>534896457
this. they want to tap into epoch's userbase.

>>534896048
HAHAAHAHA the shills are loosing it ohnonono narrative bros?

>>534896397
>The devs promised us

>>534896442
Kaytotes backstabbed us it's over

>>534896427
>on a daily basis
come on now

>>534896265
>Here's a complete 180 on everything we stood for.
>We're selling the server to a team known for both the most aggressive cash shop in the priv scene and for screwing over personal projects in the past.
>W-WHY DON'T YOU TRUST DEVS?!
Die.

>>534896442
no, it's just begun

>>534896457
>this money grabbing group that's known for star citizen esque scams has no incentive to monetize this huge project that they just bought
you guys are completely off your rockers holy FUCK

>>534896473
Yeah, we'll see how name claims work. Or even if they will be able to do them. How many realms is Ascension going to have to spin up for Epoch and then what happens with mergers when it winds down?

>>534896442
Why would it be?

I was kinda interested in ascension to begin with and now that they took epoch into the ecosystem I can stop holding back and embrace my true colors. classic+ is dead all hail retail+

>>534896442
We're so back until Ascension puts the screws to Kaybloat, THEN it'll be over.

>>534896442
it's only starting

At this point I hope Aggrend will just take Epoch's good ideas for official Classic+
He already hinted at dwarf shamans and undead paladins in SoD

>>534896401
HOME

>>534896613
Jevil isn't real either

>>534896473
they are 100% just going to wipe the servers

Epoch just became the 51st state

>>534896598
I think a bunch of people will leave because of this if they havent already. If both realms hold 10k there might not be a need for more.

>everyone going ham about epoch and ascension
but. what about turdle...

Hey guys I waited until 4am on the weekday to announce that I'm selling the project to a team that already monetized the fuck out of another server they bought the same way but I promise nothing bad will happen :)

>>534896641
That'd be great, I don't like Ascensions launcher, too bloated

>say "tomorrow we'll totally have a timeline"
BASED BASED BASED BASED
>give a super detailed and lengthy explanation on whats currently happening
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE

>>534896641
god I hope so, I don't want to touch that piece of shit

DISCORDFAG PLEASE TELL DUTCH NOT TO MAKE IT A MEGASERVER I WANT MY COMFY 5K POP AT MOST

All this because Kaytotes is too much of a dumb kike faggot to just pay someone to fix shit. This nigger threw away a golden opportunity.

>>534896680
a-ambie hype...

>>534896680
turdle lost, shenna sneeds

REMINDER TO RENAME THE NEXT THREAD TO PROJECT ASCENSION PRIVATE SERVER GENERAL, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 'PROJECT EPOCH'

i'm retarded, what is the ascension discord?

>>534896613
It will just be CoA 2.0
Completely ruined when Ascension devs force their way in and then quickly abandoned

>>534896567
>Here's a complete 180 on everything we stood for.
A 180 on what exactly?

OFFICIAL /EPOG/ VIBECHECK LETS SEE WHOSE STILL PLAYING

https://strawpoll.com/BJnXVpDMxZv

>>534894810
>I don't respect my time
Okay faggot. Good to know.

>>534896739
You mean you don't want 20k people competing for resource nodes?

>>534896680
This is gonna sound like shilling but Turtle probably doesnt care. Their new server will most likely see the same amount of people as their main.

>>534896680
no one cares about turtle, please leave

>>534896442
saving my doom posting for a few months from now. At least it'll probably be fun for a few months

>>534896658
Is that the jester guy? I don't know why he's associated with midna.

I'm closing /epog/ for the last time. I'll see you ladies on Ambershire or on /wpsg/ later.

>>534896752
he made 7 figures tonight
he won

>>534896336
nice promo, kid
buried this ugly bitch ass faggot

this has made me peak into what ascension has going on and their website is slick
maybe these p2w cocksuckers aint so bad

>>534896835
see you tomorrow

>>534896641
>MAY be able to be used as is though
IF that's the case than there is some hope left, otherwise you can fuck right off.
>B-B-B-BUT THE LAUNCHER IS SO NEAT AND EASY TO USE!!!
I'm not a hyper tech illiterate zoomer nigger, so I have no problem in downloading and using a non-launcher garbage based client that's bloated to hell.

>>534896806
hah, a fucking WoW player talking about the value of his time. that's a good one

>>534896846
and we get a server that isn't vibecoded by a 16 yo

>>534896739
A lot of dislikes in the discord, like half half, I suppose many will just quit after these news, so the population might not be as high.

"Previous sponsors will be immortalised in game via a plaque within major faction capitals."
You guys are getting an in game clown memorial.

>>534896752
He probably got a big paycheck from this. Shame about what will happen next.

>>534896731
>lengthy explanation on whats currently happening
We’re currently in the process of engaging in a multi-phase, iterative operational alignment designed to facilitate the overall readiness pathway toward eventual service resumption. While it’s important to understand that our forward momentum is both deliberate and responsive, we’re also ensuring that our internal synergy metrics are appropriately calibrated for sustained scalability over time. Our teams are leveraging a hybridized framework of both proactive and reactive strategies to navigate the evolving dynamics of this transitional period, while maintaining a fluid feedback loop between cross-functional stakeholders. In layman’s terms—though this is anything but simple—we’re orchestrating a dynamic ecosystem of interconnected processes that ensure all moving parts remain in conceptual harmony, even as their practical integration remains a living, breathing work in progress. And while some variables remain in flux, our commitment to the overarching vision is unwavering, as we continue to fine-tune the interplay between our short-term adaptations and long-term aspirations.

top: ascenscion
bottom: kaytotes

>>534896828
They're both small and fuckable and Deltarune idiots are creatively bankrupt

I think it'll work out for at least a year.

The shills are actually having a collective mental breakdown, you love to see it. I'll see you guys on Epoch in a week or so.

Pochie ascend.
Ascend Pochie.

it's over

>>534896916
Can you post the current count? I got banned in Mpreg-gate.

>>534896816
yeah and the main will die, lmao

WORST CASE SCENARIO:
epoch is gonna be really good for the first couple of months and then REALLY SHITTY P2W BULLSHIT for the rest. Luckily I don't plan to stick around that long.

>>534896949
I cant get invested in a server with the sword of damocles hanging above it

>>534896397
>this came to me in a dream

>Ascension's discord general chat is just an ocean of mpreg reactions and mpreg related gifs/images

>>534896916
they say they'll quit
they'll come crawling back

>>534897016
DO WE TRUST DUTCH

Eh, sad and retarded but whatever.

What I don't really get is the fuck is assension team getting from this? Assuming everything goes to plan and not nefarious shit happens does Epog just pay then part of profits or solid sum or what to host all Epoxy shit?

>ascension devs fix up the core before ambershire opens
so when is shenna going to wake up and launch the servers preemptively out of spite?

Ascenpoch... Pochscension...
POCHIESCENSION!

imma be real here i thought the little we actually got to play was hot garbage i was just hoping we got to actually see the rest of the dumpster trash

>>534897016
God bless all of the new people from SoD who don't know private server lore taking Ascension's words at face value

>>534897016
>right comment
literally dommed kaytotes to the point he knocked him up

>>534891643 (OP)
>soon

Lmao. Pochsissies are so cucked it’s unreal.

>pochie stolen
>pochie "maintained" for a few weeks
>kaytotes' grandma dies
>goes mia
>merged into bronzebeard
>"what if epoch has a higher population than bronzebeard?"
>epoch will be merged into bronzebeard. bronzebeard is eternal.

>>534897097
they get access to epoch's art team/design team, tons of advertisement, cut of epoch's cosmetic store

don't worry fellas, the devs known for lying to our faces were honest with us THIS TIME and there won't be ANY cash shop and the moderation team is TOTALLY the same
EPOCH HYPE ALL ABO- wait I mean ASCENSION HYPE ALL ABOARD CHOO CHOO

>>534897086
have a little god damn faith

>>534897016
90% of this image is meaningless garbage
>>534897037
100% how things will end up, no matter how delusional turtle trannies or ascension tards wanna be about it

>Hypetrain beasts and shills itt still coping and telling themselves things will totally be the same
>Ascension devs will provide infrastructure and server hosting for 50k people.
>Totally free of charge and with no ill intensions
You guys must be the same type of the Western cattle that gets flooded with millions of boat refugees while defending them/claiming it's good for you. I refuse to believe there are people this naive and daft in real life.

>>534896739
catbox that elf

>>534896590
It's because they're greedy that they won't touch it. They know their jewshop isn't for everybody and buying Epoch and leaving the shop cosmetic for those people is more profit for very little effort on their part.

>>534897016
>boys can we mpreg here
>I encourage it
holy fuck bros

>>534897016
>it will be able to hold more
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SO DID POCHIE WIN OR LOSE?????

>>534897097
Gee I wonder what the predatory corporation could possibly want out of a playerbase of brainless NPCs who will defend their favorite brand at any cost

shenna lost

AaWBvlls we won

epoop feels like a fever dream

>>534891643 (OP)
How fucking dare kay put ulmetyrs name in the same line as that fat useless bitch Kes

bros... stop with the pregnant man
you're gonna give our new ascension friends the wrong idea

Nothing you say can dissuade me from EPOCH HYPE

>>534897097
Even if they only sell cosmetics in their shop and they get like 5%-10% cut (probably more since they're hosting the entire infrastructure) it's going to be a massive gain considering that 100k people registered to play

everyone lost but shenna lost just a little bit more so it's fine

>>534895704
Bigly.

ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!
ASCENSION TUESDAY!!!

>>534897339
you are in a cult

What does it mean?

>>534897247
won!!!!!!

Well I guess I'm gonna join the ascension discord now?

>>534897393
You lost turtle shill

>>534897004
pic related
>>534897226
I stole it from sloppanon but here https://files.catbox.moe/p3hl5r.png

>>534897247
It wost

>>534897004

>>534897097
ascension's own "classic+" server is going to be a flop, so they bought one.
they tried to tap into that market and it didn't work out.

I think it's hilarious that people will quite literally do anything to not play on Turtle.

Redpill me on Waloria.
Is it the future of vanilla+?

>>534895835
This year.
Download the patch files from the website.
100 pop consistently on the test realm.

>>534897097
Epoch gives them a cut of shop sales + they now have Epoch's entire population using their system, making it more popular.
For context, a twitch streamer with 4000 viewers does a sponsor stream for an hour. They get a 10k minimum payout from the sponsor for that stream.
Epoch had over 60k registered accounts.

>>534897409
It's sarcastic because gaytotes did this behind everybody's back and they aren't happy about it

DUTCH JUST OPENED A FAQ AND IS FILLING IT OUT

>repost repost repost repost repost shill shill shill shill tranny this tranny that
and people wonder why no one (including myself) involves myself with you freaks
>inb4 TURTLE HSILL REEEEEEEEE
buncha schizophrenics in here fucking hell. enjoy your shit show KIDDOS

>"would you like wipe, prune, or regular"
>"ok, prune it is"
>attempts stealth launch
>fails
>"uhhhhh ross's water broke"
>silent for a week
>"yeah guys, this is ascension's problem now"
bottom text

>>534893628
lmao

So “taking the weekend off” was bullshit since they had to slurp ascensions cum, huh. Lying ass dev team. Imagine giving money to these scam artists

>>534895152
They also both end with Ion. Curious...

>>534896793
THE VIBES ARE GOOD. SEE YOU GUYS ON POCHIECENSION

LINK TO THE NEW CORD PLS?!?!?!?

>>534897226
https://catbox.moe/c/f2o09z

Just fucking wipe the server

>>534897608
>spam vote your own poll with your phone
>GOOD VIBES
lol

>>534897529
>100 pop consistently on the test realm.
>less than fucking chromiecraft, a literal test server to develop open source server software

Are they gonna wipe the servers at least? Please wipe them

>>534897562
ross's water broke cracked me up

>>534897556
I will enjoy it yes, and if Ascension fucks it up I'll drop it, why is this such a complex concept?

>>534897016
>We're letting it ride, this is fun
nice

the ascension team isn't working on the code and managing the servers for free
if you think they are then you're stupid
they have a plan to make money

>>534897530
You cant stream pservers on twitch. Thats why you only see nobodies with like 10 viewers doing it.

so it is actually possible for private server developers to mingle with the plebs and answer simple questions? what the fuck was kaytoto doing these past two weeks?

>>534897623
https://discord.gg/dUAzrQDW

I think we might make it.

>not answering any actually relevant questions like server and character/name retention

I'd be surprised if 10% of those 60k players will actually give Epoch a try now. Private server players are autistic about this type of shit, unless most of those discord users are actual retoilet refugees lots of people will refuse to play on Ascension same way they refuse to play on Turtle.
Also if you never played on Ascension - Imagine worst parts of Russia combined with the worst parts of Latin America, that's your playerbase. It's retoilet players too poor for retail.

>>534897673
I only voted once :[

>>534897492
No, but you’re my future wife(male)

>>534897635
>https://catbox.moe/c/f2o09z
>alexstrasza too
winds be at your back

guess. I'll go play diablo 2 and sleep 15 hours a day till pochie comes up..

I'll play on both servers until ascension fucks pochie, then I'll remain on ambie!

I'm too invested in pochieposting to back out now

>>534897492
No, because it's not Vanilla. It's Wrath redesigned to be really difficult/punishing with some unique additions.

>>534897715
making shenna and ascenscion fight over the golden goose

...are you forgetting someone?

Oh no no no no no no no

>>534897704
they are getting the advertisement that they wanted

>>534897747
>Also if you never played on Ascension - Imagine worst parts of Russia combined with the worst parts of Latin America, that's your playerbase.
Isn't that Turtle?

>>534897704
no shit? you think you're a genius for figuring this out? They obviously are going to get a cut of profit from epochs cash shop. tens of thousands of people are going to be flooding into epoch. its easy money

>>534897741
shut up turtle nigger

>>534897704
They get a cut of the shop sales, and potential new customers who will be more willing to try and buy on their other servers due to the convenience of a shared currency and launcher.

>>534897747
they are mostly SODomites, so they will give it a chance

>>534897747
At least ascension doesn't have crogge + shenna :)

>>534897827
go back and stay there

>>534897747
no one actually cares who owns the server. maybe 5-10 autists from here. all that matters is if the server is good

>>534897834
Turtle is a bunch of Eastern Europeans including Ukrainians and Balkanised Turks.

>>534897867
I will not play toort but I want actual information.

>>534897264

>>534897747
I'd say about 30k of those are classic and sod refugees

>play turdle
>grind to rank 14
>take a week long break
>come back and my character is missing
>SORRY COMRADE YOUR CHARACTER WAS REDISTRIBUTED INTO COMRADE VLADIMIR'S ACCOUNT FOR THE LOW PRICE OF 200 ROUBLES

They should cut Gurubashi now that Dutch has officially said their infra will hold more than the theorized 7k cap.

>>534897925
What can you tell me about the Balkans? I’m trying to talk to one Balkan girl on discord right now but she’s very boring and kind of a bitch. She has a nice body tho

>>534896318
Quite literally me right now.

>>534897972
>a bunch words to say nothing
I'll just wait for tomorrow I guess when he has actual answers.

>>534897623
https://discord.gg/hZkdsHM

>>534897827
shenna is quick with the misinformation war huh

>>534897972
>crunching
SHENNA, QUICKLY LAUNCH THE REALM NOW NOW NOW NOW

>>534897674
Chromie officially launched years ago, dumbass.
Also
>a literal test server to develop open source server software
it hasn't been a "fix everything before moving on" server since like Vanilla level 50 lmfao. Chromie has a shit load of bugs and they NEVER fix them before moving on. They abandoned that philosophy very early on.

>>534897827
brilliant ragebait, down to the y'all and everything
its perfect

>>534897706
Is that really what you got from my post? I doubt you're genuinely this low IQ.

>>534897972
>makes faq
>includes his retarded reddit humor to bloat things as he has jack and shit to say otherwise
ffs what is wrong with people these days
>no plans for that (yet)

Does anyone here seriously believe Ascension wont put blatant P2W garbage a year from now if not earlier?

>ascension dev team are crunching to get it running before ambershire
the seething begins.

>>534898138
No.

>>534897635
https://civitai.com/models/135477?modelVersionId=1861912
this is the model
fucking FINALLY

>>534897972
vibes have never been more immaculate

Shenna and Co. are SEETHING right now

Even retail is less jewish than ascension
see ya

>>534898008
Needs correction from both ends

>>534898152
No way in hell the ASCENSION TEAM is releasing epoch before ambeshire.
there is just no fucking way.

>>534898138
epoch was simply never coming out otherwise

>>534897972
>they're actually crunching it to get it live
Stress test tomorrow, launch on Friday.

NEW
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>>534898138
shill are confident they wont, aka schizophrenics that will call you(and me) turtle shills

>>534898165
I've linked it a few times anon. sorry if you didn't see it.

>>534897827
Classic tourists go away