.

Uma delicia

armpit horse

Imagine having a gf with a mouth, holy shit

GOLDU SHIPUUUUUU

>>715304074
>>715304083
gold ship is real life horse btw.

>>715303806 (OP)
She would bite your dick when you cum.

>>715303806 (OP)
her boobs aren't that big in the actual game

>>715303806 (OP)
no ahhhh dont rape me golden ship noooooo ahhhhh

>>715304194
Goldship has a long horsecock irl btw

>>715304214
The horse doesnt have a vagina or is a person in real life
Creative liberties can be made

>>715304486
if you deviate from the actual game design, then you're not a fan , you're just a gooner

>>715304074
Give them a lick, it tastes just like raisins.

>character is pure r34 bait
>Nobody is making porn because of the Yakuza meme

They aren't going to fly overseas to teach you a lesson for sexualizing a retired horse, C'mon.

>>715303806 (OP)

>>715304194
ceci n'est pas un cheval

>>715305070
who's that

>>715304692
OOOOH THAT'S DIRTY

My tard wife.

>>715304615
Anon
All of these are horse girls based on male horses
This entire series is what you just described

Gold Ship makes me wanna give Uma a chance, but gachas aren't for me.

>>715305782
I like this video

>>715306365
it's not so bad, I'm doing fine with like 8 ssrs. Haven't paid a dime and have special week or w/e the top support card is

>>715303806 (OP)

>>715304751
eh for me it just feels weird to wank to characters based on real racehorses

I fed a bunch of japanese sources to ChatGPT and made some specifications for a tier list. Is this even remotely true? Because I always thought that Front Runner is by far the best style for Sprint/Mile.

Fine Motion is not a very good card. there are better SR ones.

Leave Gold Ship to me

>>715304423
imagine..

Reminder that if you find an Uma that is based on a Stallion sexually attractive you are LITERALLY gay

>>715307373
sounds like you're projecting

>>715307182
>ChatGPT
are you retarded

>>715307421
I mainly use it for translation, it's pretty good at that.

>>715304692
>>715305280
Itadakimaaaaasu

>>715307373

>>715307517
that's a yes then

has the uma porn taken off yet thanks to the export i NEED goldship porn

>>715303806 (OP)
>>715305070
>>715305782
anal

>>715307182
Front runner is good if they can maintain good amount of distance from the pack before the last corner. Otherwise they will easily get boxed by other strategy.

>>715307373
I fap to stallion cock anyways

how can you guys fap to golshi? I just can't find her erotic at all, she's too silly

There better not be any uma lewds in this thread.

hot horses

>>715305258
Fuckin Gold Ship motherfucker, pay attention.

God damnit Gold Ship you piece of shit, where’s my shot gun.

>>715307719

>>715307567
Name something better for TL then. Inb4 "just learn 5 different languages bro". I need it for french, spanish, chinese, japanese and hungarian.

>>715307373
Do people actually care about being "gay" or whatever anymore?

>>715307718
It's really quite easy

>>715307585
armpit anal

>>715307797
This is horse is male.

>>715307749
but she's pretty there

>>715307373
But I want horse girl horse pussy not stallion ass.

>”Well trainer… guess you are my little pogchamp c’mere…”

>>715307718
That's why it's hot, though?

>>715307909
*dropkicks you*

>>715307870
>applying real life shit to an alternative universe setting
That's just going full retard anon.

>>715307780
Fuckin buzzin’ my boy. She’s a perfect cutie is she not?

Why is she like this?

>>715307959
literally why is she like this?

>>715303806 (OP)
>see her shilled every single day on here
>has almost zero porn
Is this psyop by trannies?

>>715308024
aye, very cute horse

>>715307718
she's just holding back

>>715307870
I'm not picky

should horses be round

>>715307373
Genderbend isn't gay since they're females. The real homo move is to completely reject idols of femininity like pic related because you let fear control your dick.

>>715307959
>blowing you a kiss before suplexing you
lewd

>>715306670
NO GOLD SHIP, MY PELVIS CAN'T HANDLE ANOTHER COWGIRL NIGHT.

>>715307373
Call me the cock gobbler then because I want Gold Ship in my bed

>>715308140
The yakuza do take down requests on any horse porn

>>715307578
Pretty sure its all hidden behind paywalls

>>715307959
>>715307972
The post sex after care must be out of this world.

>>715308140
You have trannies on the brain, fucking tranny brain hahah

why the fuck is this site so slow lately

For crying out loud, just give me ONE top 3 finish in Tenno Sho

>>715308140
What sites do you use?

>>715308164
>horsing around
>horse a round
yes

>>715308140
>zero porn
There's literally TONS where are you looking?

>>715306306
Kinda stupid this game barely has canon mares because males absolutely mog females in any mammal species, not just humans.

>>715308164
Maybe she she should ease off the lunch Special this Week.

>July 12, 2025 I am forgotten

>>715308378
have sex incel
women are better than males

>>715308342
gold_ship_(umamusume) nude
gold_ship_(umamusume) sex

Have almost no results. exhentai also has just a single doujin. Why are you lying? Now I'm sure this is a psyop by discord trannies.

>>715308378
Mares win some major races every now and then.

>>715308140
Kyoudai...

can i please get that copypasta with anime torrent links
i want to try s3 despite all the warnings
are the BNW ovas any good at all btw?

>>715308290
one of my favorite things about S2 desu
I love how well they portrayed Teio's coping in episode 9 and 10

>>715308208
slavery has nothing on this level of oppression...

>>715308516
>he doesn't know about the yakuza
lol
lmao even

>>715308024
>She’s a perfect cutie is she not?
She is, going to do another career with her later tonight

>>715308564
You hold no power in the West.

>>715308464
you got 3rd on your very first race, you bitch. then you got -15 in all stats from that one event. Wasted my damn time on you.

>>715308197
>Not getting titanium reinforcement implants so your bones can withstand horsegirl sex
NGMI (as a trainer)

>>715303806 (OP)
She needs a Black bull to give her strong offspring

Did anyone else get this scene during training?

>>715308619
Yeah the reason is that people are afraid of tattooed turbo manlets instead of the logical conclusion that this character has no organic popularity.

>>715308568
>i want to try s3 despite all the warnings
It's a decent watch but when you come from S2 you expect a bit more oomph.
>are the BNW ovas any good at all btw?
It's just 3 episodes and it focuses on the BNW trio: Biwa Hayahide, Narita Taishin and Winning Ticket, if you like one of those, then yeah you should watch, otherwise it's not very important to the "main plot".

You sick fucks if you dont stop posting lewd pictures of the horses the japanese mafia will find and kill you

>>715308568
All the OVAs are pretty good, S3 isn't bad either it just doesn't have nearly the same highs as S2 does.

>>715308620
What did she mean by this??

>>715308828

>>715308464
>human ears

I will defend everyone in this thread against the yakuza so feel free to post all the pornography of horse girls you want

>raised a good Gold Ship for long/medium
>can't use her in most story races
>raise Super Creek as a replacement
>her storyline
I am not into being treated like a baby.

FUCK YOU, KIRYUUUUUUU!!!!!!
WHERE IS MY HORSE PUSSY, KISAMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

>>715308516
Not even on pixiv?

>>715309005
c-cute!

>>715308568
Recommended order:

Start with Cinderella Gray then go back OR
S1 > BNW ova > S2 > RTTT > Movie > CinGray > S3

>Season 1 + BNW + Season 2 (first season doesn't start as exciting as other ones, but it does pay off, especially in the second season which is top-tier) [protip: Watch the "OVA: BNW" episodes after S1 but before S2. Ignore S3 entirely for now, it avoids burn out]
https://nyaa.si/view/1899950

>Road to the Top (4 eps OVA, short but sweet, one of its main characters plays a role in the movie, so it's better to watch this first)
https://nyaa.si/view/1669204

>The Movie (kino)
https://nyaa.si/view/1942049

>Cinderella Gray (the Oguri Cap anime, kinda like a "prequel" that happens even before S1. Currently has the first 13 eps, will get more 13 eps in three months)
https://nyaa.si/?f=0&c=0_0&q=uma+musume+gray+erai+1080p+web-dl

>Season 3 (the black horse of the series, only watch after you finish everything else)
https://nyaa.si/view/1899950

KILL THE INNOCENT
KILL
KILL
KILL

>>715308969
Kiryuchan.....

>>715308969
Thanks bro.

>>715309005
thank god she comes in the same banner as mambo
they're sex incarnate

>>715307959
Somebody get this chick into a lesbian relationship, STAT

How come no one talks about this little piece of shit? Fuck her stealing my uma's spotlight

I'm not gonna lie, this game really makes me want to do is replay Pocket Card Jockey.

>>715309181
I'm not a paedo

>>715307780
Reminder that she was a broodmare for 14 years of nonstop breeding.

>>715308378
The problem with mares in racing is not that they aren't as fast, it's that you can't sell their cum and they get pregnant when you breed them.

A prize winning stallion can make millions off cum sales while racing where a mare can only get pregnant after her career is over and the profit is limited.

There are plenty of fast mares and they are typically better horses just for riding, it's just doesn't make financial sensr when the whole point of horse racing is making as much money as possible.

SAY. HER. NAME.

>>715308828
This is a regular uma pic, it's not my fault if it's lewd

>>715309021
You're playing goo goo babies whether you like it or not anon

>>715307578

I find those swimsuits so erotic you wouldn't believe it.
Sometimes less skin is more.

>>715309267
matikansfuyaffaufkaitru

>>715309220
then go play that garbage for grannies m8

>>715309267
MATIKANETANNHAUSER

stop or else.

>>715309267
I dont know anything about this series.
Is that a fake ear?? Did the real horse lose an ear or something

>>715309267
MA

>>715309075
thanks, that's the one

>>715303806 (OP)
>Gets treated like a King
>Gets to fuck a different girl every day and breed them
>His sons and daughters become top tier athletes
The world is just not fair…

>>715308024
I’ve seen this posted a few times now but I’ll still say that girl is perfect for the cosplay. Fuckin diamonds

>>715309267
matikanefutanari

is the appeal of Gold Ship that she's lolsorandum?

>>715309375
they do put little socks on horse ears for protection

>>715309375
Think of them like socks, it's based off of the head things they put on race horses.

>>715309262
So did any of the girls who are canon stallions fuck any of the mares IRL? Asking for a friend.

>>715309267
Matikanifukukitaru

>>715309385
-MBO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydd-Sz4iMjM&list=RDydd-Sz4iMjM&start_radio=1

>>715309409
>>Gets to fuck a different girl every day and breed them
more like gets his cum put in syringes and distributed around the country

>>715309178
(futa x female)

>>715307959
>goldship will never rape me
sad

I'm training Opera, how do I know if I should prioritize pace maker skills or late? She seems like she gets lots of skill points.

>>715309364
This is a Yakuza thread now, reply with handsome men IMMEDIATELY

Which girl has the nastiest farts?

>>715309590
she can run either style so focus whichever one you're playing on that run, that also decides which stats you want to focus

>>715309643
Whoever eats the most.

>>715309458
she is just a girl that likes to have fun

>>715309590
What are your cards? if you get more power, try late, but I personally prefer pace

>>715307578
>western art slop instead
monkey's paw

If i roll this 5 i will end the yakuza control over this thread.

>>715309546
JRA regulations mandate benis in bagina

>>715309578
Always a strange feeling when I see someone repost my AI slop

>>715309021
It's character development bro, you're supposed to get her to stop infantilizing you and see you as a man. You CAN do that, right?

>>715309267
Mati "santa" fuku "claus"

>>715309458
yeah basically, the real horse was also completely unpredictable but extremely good at racing when he felt like racing

>>715309458
She's a sadistic troll that loves you

>>715309021

what if instead of uma musume it's ummah musume and the horses are muslim

Why does nobody post about Haru anymore?

>>715310020
because golshi RUNS this game

MAYANO TOPPA GAN IKUYOOOOOOOOO

>>715309293
Do I get to use the cleavage window while we're at it?

>>715310020
Well, this is a gold ship thread clearly

>>715310168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU&list=RDbbb2FejtBEU&start_radio=1

>>715310020
Because they don't truly love her. It happens with every gacha girl I like.

>>715309965
>Mihono Bourbon trainer meets Super Creek trainers.webm

>>715309625
Yakuza friends are emberassing, man

>>715309075
Tachyon and Opera had so much animation and aura in the movie that I forgot the other characters existed.

Tricking Super Creek into drinking my milk after I drink hers!

I'm gonna have sex with every single one of your favorite umas

>>715310827
beta ray bill is a nice guy just be gentle with him okay he's had a hard life

>>715310827
good luck

>>715303806 (OP)
this horse is a male. you are gay

Aw FUCK it's THIS ONE

All that time playing the minigames in Kirby's Adventure really paid off
If only claw machines were this easy in real life...

so theres no point in saving the random ssr card vouchers right? the pool doesnt change?

>>715311136
Triple nattie

Can I pick whoever I want with the head start voucher or is there a meta pick?

>>715311201
the Make Debut part means it's only for release horses/cards, so yeah you should use them

>>715311320
meta pick is oguri cap

>>715311373
too much spicbabble even for a dbspic power chart

Why is Taiki allowed to have a gun?

>>715309458
>事件 Incidente
God damn it.

Been playing since launch and I still can't create a good Late and End Umas... I simply don't have the cards to do it

>>715311691
>>715311373
I don't get it.

>>715311620
She's American

>>715311379
got it, thank you anon

>>715311373
This is what it looks like when a meme passes the bowels of the entire internet and finally gets to the unfunniest person to try their hands on.

>>715311760
It's redundant, この愚か者estúpido.

>>715311373
>T.V. Novela
okay this one made me laugh

>>715311373
Where would Suzuka (non-broken legs) rank?

This bitch is just Takane

WHY DOES BOURBON REFUSE TO SUCCEED?

>>715312028
Duh, why do you think I want her?

>>715312028
A Takane that will dropkick you

>>715311320
Do not pick Rice Shower; she's a pain in the ass to train up.

>>715310314
tareme (droopy eyes) are so cute

Why didn't anyone tell me Bakushin was so easy to train, I was avoiding her cause she wasn't 3 star but I had a flawless career, no clocks, all wins

>>715312013
how are her floppy sleeves not slowing her down

>>715311620
why is rice shower allowed to have a blade?

Someone once made a pie chart how much the 4 Italian Renaissance artists are associated with the artist vs the Ninja Turtle -- but for the horses.

>trainer are you paying attention, you seem distracted

>>715312360
because she is evil

>>715312360
She's an assassin.

>>715310020
Someone post THAT Haru gif

>>715312360
kek what a VILLAIN

I feel like mirror match team trials should have alternate sprite colors like in street fighter
If they're too lazy to palette swap the costumes maybe just the hair or something..

>>715311620
American (very important)
Manifest breastiny

>>715312651
I strongly disagree, on the grounds that it's really fucking funny to watch two identical copies of the same horse running next to each other

>>715304074
I need 100 Golshi stars pieces right NOW

>>715312241
Bruh everyone told you that

>>715312241
What did she mean by this?

>>715303806 (OP)
Bigger

friendly reminder to not turn umamusume threads into coomer slop threads. keep it pure please

>starting to finish URA Finales with B+ ranks
>still waiting for my first 2-star blue spark
spark rng for lucklets is more painful than gacha

trainer san where da bitches @

is this a good training regiment for the umamusumes?

>>715307325
Do big tiddy Umas have moments where they complain about how big and cumbersome their breasts are? The entire game is about running, can't imagine they don't get annoyed at some point with those big things swaying everywhere during a race.

>>715313315
keep at it, i just got my first 3* speed spark after 30. areers.

>>715303806 (OP)
LAZY SHIT

>>715308140
>psyop by trannies?
your brain is fried.

BRING ME EL NEGRO DE PUTA

Get a load of these mares

>>715313551
>I have to insult others to feel better about myself
Whatever works for you.

Which Uma would instigate a forbidden romance with their trainer?

How do I train Gold ship?

>>715313680

>>715313729
Bring him butterflies

>>715313729
Apparently equal amounts of speed power and stamina
And lol a good amount of wit so she doesnt get caught in traffic

>YouShouldFuckHorses.mp3

>>715313729
sex with mares

>>715313680
Top Gun would be the first absolutely. If it weren't for her being so young she would keep Trainer's room locked 24/7 after any race she does well in because she won't be able to help herself

>>715313818
Mares want male human attention.

>>715313821
fuck off

>>715307870
ZAMN

How bad is the Carat economy going to be once I finally chew through the last of the one-times?
Outside of events if you do every daily I think I calculated around 1000 a month without a club in the ranking?

>>715308635
they can hire a couple moulinyans to cap you nonetheless

>>715313150
>my cute little mouth
that is a really weird way for a girl to describe anything on themselves let alone their mouth if they're not doing porn

>>715303806 (OP)
>was told worldwide release would ruin the franchise
>all ive seen is a tenfold increase in yuri and goldshi armpit
whats the issue?

>>715313596
>even Special Chud lost against the Dobermann
Her whorish powers know no limit

you wouldn't fuck a horse

How the fuck do you even get an A in any stat let alone SS+?

What's a horse that needs a shitton of stamina? I have a ton of stamina cards and I need the 5 cards training at once thing

>>715314109
Grind out friendship with cards early on
Have a bunch of said cards focused in one stat
Get lucky with rainbows

>>715314109
Good parents and lots of friendship training. At least that's how I got my S rank stats.

My baby won her Make Debut! I'm gonna get her to the Ura finale even if it kills me!!

I came across Mr C B's song and it fucking rocked my socks off.
Imagine hearing the song starting in the middle of the track and it goes to the chorus section when your horse girl ults.

>>715314271
URA Finale is easy tbqh it's winning the Arima Kinen that is hard

>>715307959
On the first one you can chalk it up to her being over excited.
Third one looks like an accident because she slipped.
But there's no sugar coating the second one, she just straight up beats you up with her toy gun, what the fuck is wrong with her?

wait so there's horse eugenics?

>>715313967
it'll be extremely painful.... for you

>>715314634
The Horse is weird. It would intentionally try to kick it's trainer.

>>715313967
I think it depends on the amount of carats for each Event too (the ones that you can farm with Event Points).
t-b-h you kinda need a Club in the long run, the monthly rewards are too attractive as a f2p, but participating in one is very easy: Just trade shoes (which amounts to clicking buttons) and keep playing as you always do (it'll raise your Fan count naturally).

>>715313967
I've read that the compensation because of the server speed-up turns the monthly income into 100 rolls per month, no idea how true that is though

>>715314165
A long specialist front runner? Scarlet comes close

>>715314416
Midway through Haru's career does the dirt sprinter really say 'uhhhh i wanna race in the turf marathon track that would be awesome'

>>715314697
where's the /v/ club? everything else is discord shit or just retards that don't know how clubs work so there's no shoes to donate

>>715314725
Sounds like Maya's portfolio to me

>>715314867
its at the very end of the career but yes
you're supposed to get last place, its a humiliation ritual

How are you supposed to level up Haru Urara's unique skills?
Most of her races are G3 rank or lower so you don't get much fans even IF you win them (for some reason she can still lose them even if you're the #1 favorite because her best position (late surger) is full of RNG and can easily get fucked over by getting blocked.
And most G1 races are either incompatible with her aptitude or you won't have enough stats to win them before the unique skill events deadline.

>>715315017
Ive read she gets a 20,000 fan handicap
Instead of 60k for the first bump its just 40k etc.

She literally kidnaps and rapes you!

>>715315109
40k is still an absolute shitton for her
You have to skip a significant amount of training to hit it

>>715314906
Seconding because rando clubs don't share shoes
There's only about 4 days left to get into a good club if you want August rewards

>>715315017
I've had luck putting her in as a front runner when I look through the other races and realize she out speeds them by a bit for the G3 races

>>715315221
>I've had luck putting her in as a front runner
That's literally cheating.

>/v/ doesn't love teio anymore
what happened?

>>715315260
you want fans for your daughter or not?

>>715315178
That's all umas

>>715315275
bitch doesn't get posted for half a thread and is already begging for attention

>>715315275
She's a rapist

>>715314416
She's gonna win them all

Super Creek grooms her trainers and cheats on them

>>715315275
Hachimi Hachimi

Is let's bakushin a euphemism for sex?

>>715315313
Yeah but I want her to get them ethically.
Going giga speed and front running in sprints is takes all the fun out of it because it's quite literally impossible to lose.

>>715315275
i like Teio but her career is tough

>>715315275
I never loved her

>umas start chasing you
how do you escape?

Inspired by some anon on a previous thread

>>715315554
You don't.

>>715315509
The fastest sex possible, yes

When the bronies were jacking off to horses you were all up in arms but now it's OK I guess

>>715315565
kek

Kemonomimi is cringe

I HATE THE ARIMA KINEN
I HATE THE ARIMA KINEN
I HATE THE ARIMA KINEN

>>715315643
Please consult this image to learn the difference.

White Jockey
White trainer
White Stallion

>>715315643
you should hang yourself to show us all for our hypocrisy, worthless brony failure

>>715315643
those were girl horses these are horsegirls.

>>715315732
lmao of course this literal who bitch can't win the arima kinen I don't even know her name

>>715315719
GROK IS THIS REAL

>>715315275
I think a lot of people just started the game and haven't watched season 2 of the anime yet, one day they'll understand the greatness of Teio.

>>715307182
chatgpt is retarded

>>715309075
I legit didn't watch anything else except Road to the Top and the movie and I'm happy enough with that.
The movie really was kino

>>715313596
Leave your daughters to me Spe.

>>715315719
>its real
WE'RE WORLDWIDE

>>715315747
>posting the bitchmade version
shiggy diggy

>>715315837
Yes.

Do you have a 4* hors yet?

>>715315917
I'm so happy she gets to eat like a king for the rest of her life

>first turn of the career

>Finally make an A rank horse
>1* spark
AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE

>>715315837
>>715315719
>>715315917
This Jeopardy clue is 20 years old.
It was during Ken Jennings run and nobody even got it correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-c4xCMKM_A

>>715316059
the chosen one...

>>715315747
Uma's should've been between 1 and 2. (Horse legs, not full centaur but bipedal with hoofed legs like a satyr) The whole thing is about horse racing, they should be running on hooves, not shoes.

>>715315914
its a nice family

>newfags didn't know that Haru Urara's story was mega popular back when it was happening

god i want a big warm breast filled hug from Taiki my love

>>715316194
It's way better how it is now because you watch them and go "wait this is fucking stupid"

>>715316059

>>715316271
while she shouts engrish in your ear

>>715316257
shut the fuck up faggot don't act like you had any fucking clue about any of these horses before this game came out

>>715315732
i've never won it once, even on my goated el condor run where i thought i actually started understanding the game
i think it might be legitimately impossible to do without at least multiple 2* stamina sparks

>>715316342
>im an oblivious retard so everyone else is too!

i feel really terrible getting affectionate for any musume or lusting for them when i'm really waiting for Eishin Flash, whom my heart truly belongs too. i don't want any uma to feel like my second choice but... my #1 isnt in the game yet.

>>715315985
I don't even have a single 3*

>>715313356
It's an equal challenge if everyone has big tidderinos

>>715316502
Anon... you literally get a ticket...

>>715316502
Bro your guarantee tickets?

>>715315914
Man Cesario's jump between super serious fuck you mode to super sweet mom mode is hella buff.
https://youtu.be/-rDNqmsj1Ng?si=4fsqJoXalbYvxo87&t=189

>>715316532
>>715316551
I don't even know who to get

I have one 3* and I have zero interesting in her whatsoever

>>715303806 (OP)
Ayucka
Ewwww

>>715316642
anyone except rice shower

I fucking hate goldship
>stats mog everyone
>race
>ends 6th
>clock
>1st with 3L
Fuck you

>>715307152
But jerking off to WW2 warships and historical figures is fine?

>cleared like 10 finals for rice
>try agnes tachyon
>-energy
>-energy + 20 wit
>-energy mood down
people are memeing the wrong fucking horse, this schizo is the worst

>>715316860
its because of her strategy. she has more of a chance of getting boxed in by shitters who ran out of stamina

>>715316642
Oguri Peak or Maruzensky are really good picks, oguri is a better all rounder and maru is really easy to train and has good legacy skill

>>715316923
this plus 2 night owl activation killed my first Agnes run, i still haven't gone back to her.

>>715309267
MIGHTY
CUNNY
FUCK YOU
KITARU

>>715311373
i laughed hard
thanks anon

>>715316860
obviously i don't know all the arcane machinations of this strange game, but i feel an end closer surely must be subject to way more RNG and physics fuckery, than a "stam+speed and GO" front runner - leading to much more variance.

plus yeah well, that's gold's whole shtick.

Where is my horsecock futanari?

>>715307959
Bros, how do we stop her

>>715316946
I'm gonna used my dick and go with Maru

>>715309578
why would a horse have canines?

i want to make Happy Meek and Happy Wife and Happy Mother

>>715317161
LEAVE GOLD BITCH TO ME

>>715308464
>4 ears

>>715317209
And I also should drop the bottle

>>715312875
a-a-AFTERIMAGES?????

>>715307152
Why would you just tell everyone what a weak sissy bitch you are like that?

>>715307959
She's a menace.

>>715317370
hes anonymous, its fine

>>715303806 (OP)
why horse neurotic

>>715308140
>think the whole yakuza thing is a meme
>come across porn of Umas
>literally every comment is some jap demanding that the creator take it down
I guess yakuzas really are a thing over there

>>715316298
Honestly it'd still look stupid as fuck if they were satyrs. It's supposed to be a horse race yet you're watching girls sprint around a track like olympic athletes instead of galloping horses. The only things that would actually make sense would be making them centaurs, (But actual horse pussy gacha would filter too many people) or making it so they can summon their IRL horse equivalents as stands to ride on. (But then the player would be the horse trainer for a horse trainer who is the horse they are training and I think that'd be pretty weird to comprehend.)

>>715316905
i'm having trouble coming up with a rebuttal to this lol

>>715317614
they're not real

Umas should run without clothes on.

>>715314634
>>715308184
it's not a suplex. the third one is a tai otoshi

>>715315640
Imagine getting a double fisted glizzy overdrive blowjob from this witless, rock headed, pinnacle of athleticism. >>715313150
This is what I’m talking about

>>715316860
stack speed, wit, and stam
put her up front
do not fall for propaganda

the girls need thicker and more shapely legs

>>715307152
Approved

>>715309458
She has an unhinged and eccentric personality that you don't often see in anime, and these personality quirks are a reference to the real life horse she's based off. In other words, she's pure soul of a character

>>715317614
>if I can't see them they can't see me

EL CONDOR PASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey Japanese Trainer.

I don't know why, but I have a hard time deciding a good balance between speed and power for Late/End styles. Front/Pace style I can clear more easily.

>>715317818
am i a verified yakuza now

>>715317798
I like that she has a tight little athletic bod.

>>715316659
You should try her, she's pretty fun dumb country woman

>>715314634
>>715317783
>Can throw you over her head with one arm
She's so strong, god damn. Imagine what she'd do to you in bed.

>>715313551
>every thread without exception has some futafag thirsting for "girl" cock
projection. stop watching porn

>>715317984
[milk sloshing]

>>715317958
KINGU HAYLOOOOOOOOOO

will just a way ever be added or does cygames need permission from gintama too?

oi oi oi... c-chotto matte!
Kisama
Bakarayo
YAMERO!

>>715317806
>making gold ship a front
you didn't beat her career

>>715318238
uh oh

>>715318192
pelvic disintegration
anon found dead later in a crater found in his room

If I wanted to commission uma fetish porn, would I be able to go to nip artists or would they immediately scream in terror and block my requests so they don't get put on the yakuza hit-list? If the latter, could I go to western artists or would they be prudes about respecting the wishes of random horse owners?

>>715318440
They'd probably point and laugh at your small gaijin pecker

>>715317806
Why the fuck does this work?

>>715317984
she deserves to have a huge family and i'll be the one to give it to her

>>715318506
you're forcing her to try for once in her life

>>715318440
>Japanese artist
Not blocked, but your chances of getting your request done are heavily reduced compared to the average anime girl.
>Western artist
Technically still less chances to get it than average, but way less people care about that in the west.

>>715318456
Scawretto...

>>715318192
I want to work my ass out in an attempt to match her strength so we can recreate this.

Reminder the real Gold Ship loved his groomer more than his actual trainer.

>>715318192
Would Nippon urge to always been on top of submissive female win out or would she be the queen she was born to be?

>>715318232
granblue collab'd with gintama before so its not impossible if so

>nobody ever talks about your waifu
Feels good. Back off, retards.

>Old generation of men grew up with gambling via dogs, chicken fighting and horse racing
>Japs come in and add anime girls and capture a new generation, wiring their cocks to risk and dopamine from randomness
fucking nips

Tell me about the horses, why do they wear epaulettes

>>715318776
When you stare at the dorkness
sometimes it stares back at you

i like the german one, her outfit is cute and the bits of deutsch she sprinkles in helps
when's she coming out?

>>715318736
One day there WILL be a franchise based on office supplies.

>>715309342
Mambo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koGLvwwLvb8

>>715317270
>Arrested for horse crimes

>>715318192
>bed breaking sex

I love how the progressives always make the targets they want to dehumanize more relatable option to the protagonist you are supposed to root for.
>Dustborne makes the "nazis" in their world actualy look reasonable.
>Wolfenstein 2 wants you to root for the brutal, racist, commie terrorists.(and its sequel just turned into cringe antifa powertrip)
>The Boys wanted you to hate Soldierboy and Homelander while turning Soldierboy into a based gigachad, and Homelander into a victim.
>Barbie wanted you to root for the Barbies against Kens, while Kens are the actual goodguys wanting equality, while Barbies are tiranical monsters.
>The Acolyte wanted you to despize the jedi, while potraying them acting in self-defence.
>Dragon Age the Veilguard made Tash the star with the most screentime clearly wanting her be the main companion, while making her absolutely insuferable and unpleasant to be around.
>Ironheart wants you to root for domestic terrorist and thief, destroying propperty and hurting the police just doing their job.

The absolute death of morality in media written by progressives is staggering.

Im noticing a lot of events have a choice that have only a chance of giving you a debuff.. do you just avoid that totally anyway? Like when your hoers i guess decides to stuff her face and you have a chance to get Slow Metabolism or instead you could come out with 20 extra energy versus choosing the other option..

>>715318925
KEK

>>715319007

>>715319007
rice shower waifuposting is getting out of control

>>715318882
she came out 6 months after launch originally, so in our time line it seems we won't be waiting very long, 3 months at most?

Serious question, why haven't their been any car-girl game or media? Seems like an easy payday.

>>715319007
Umas?

>>715318646
So she wants a house husband that will take care of her?

>>715319116
maruzensky is a car girl

>>715319007

>>715318238
NOOOO TEIO! YOUR BONE-ITIS!

>>715319007
sir we only do ironic schizophrenia here

>>715319007
You can solve a lot of the world's problem by giving Iran nuclear bombs so they can nuke Israel. Then Iran should be nuked as well. Then America should be nuked as well to remove any influence of jewish imports like liberalism to the rest of the world. The rest of europe can go fend for itself when the russians decide to escalate things and get themselves all killed. Maybe also China, Pakistan and definitely India as well.

>>715318008
Late and End just don't have the right supports or legacy uma's for skills right now. Once everyone starts getting kitasan and filling out their maxed SR decks it will get much better to train

All uma are idiots

GOLD SHIT
I'M COMIN FOR U NIGGA

>>715318925
Thank Christ I can finally Mambo post on /v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVCerlRhhQc

You're not going to ranches and throwing anime figures at real horses are you, anon?

>>715319007
The joke here is that you manipulated Bakushin to do 3x Sprint race instead of 1 long race.

>>715318575
>anon is the one on the floor while golshi prepares an elbow

Who's your most wanted /v/?

>>715319380
golshi is the boss of his own gym
his bitch is orfevre

>>715319403
>have to specifically tell the gaijin knuckledraggers to fuck off because they can't behave themselves
Just ban foreigners from visiting the ranches desu

>>715319293
>>715319007

>>715319421
You understand.

>>715319457
>next year for my wife nakayama festa
I have to be strong...

>>715319080
Is this real?

>>715319457
140cm horselet

>>715319403
Wait wasn't that some guidelines the jp version also had?

>>715319116
My best guess is that licensing for car brands is slightly more annoying than for other equivalent brand issues. Because otherwise you're entirely right, it's an easy and obvious win for gacha + theme girls.

>>715319520
>>715319403
They are just reposting it so gaijin don't get any bright ideas, they originally had to post it when the game first came out for the japs that couldn't behave

>>715318192
>>715318961
I hope you aren't planning on sitting down for a week, Gold Shi is the one horse I'm sure is a futa. Inheriting the spirit of the most stalion stalion to ever stalion means the cock comes with it.

>>715319116
I think boatgirls started the trend of "Turn X into girl" gacha games, and they became absolutely titanic from it. Making any other type of vehicle girls gacha is just gonna get you compared to Kantai Collection/Azur Lane and brushed off. A gacha game can't survive if it can't hook people in with the premise.

>>715319457
>september for Fujicock
>december for Cafe
Could be worse

>>715319457
Doto, but I'm afraid there's going to be no way to actually save up for any of these with how fast they're going.

What do

How the fuck can my girl win by a nose it's anime nobody even has noses

>>715316181
>>715316324
>the chosen one...
she became my first A rank lol

>>715319457
Either Brian or christmas Oguri for this year, then wait for Orfevre for a few years

>>715319457
>august for smart falcon
>December for mejiro dober
>January 26 for mejiro ardan
I'm straight chilling

>>715319807
They actually are just horses, (You) just have schizophrenia and see them as girls.

>>715319116
Fucking newfags.

>>715319457
is this the deadline for GLOBAL? Be honest

>>715319794
she doesn't need it

>>715319116
Car manufacturers are notoriously stingy and hard to deal with, most famous being Ferrari, who demand such things as that if you have one of their cars in any of your marketing it needs to be winning. You also have to factor image, closet thing we have is boats but even then its massive warships used in battle by countries, not owned by corporations who want to sell shitboxes to the masses.

>>715319457
Whoever here that's not out already. I'll probably try for Curren though since I don't have her in JP.

>>715307369

>>715308080
Is this a fetish

>>715319852
>Sakura Bakushin A+

>>715319457
Halloween Rice Shower
I need the lolivampire little sister that calls me onii sama

>>715319457
Amazon and Flash, but I know my luck won't let me have any of them

>>715319457
When is swimsuit Tachyon? I want Tamamo and Fujin.

>Weird asshole
>Actually just hates her trainer

>>715319116
I guess they just find car boring.

>>715319380
lmao
lol

>>715319457
i want this guy's waifu >>715318730

>>715320180
Her ponut is beautiful and I would rim it for hours

>>715320243
The weak should fear the strong.

>>715319457
Fellas how fucked am I?

>>715320243

>>715319386
Dude I can’t fuckin LIVE without the MAMBO.
I swear to god I sometimes just sit there and I’m like: “Shit, I’m thinkin bout MAMBO!”
>TALK ABOUT TALK ABOUT TALK ABOUT MAAMMBO
Don’t worry when she comes out the MAMBO threads will be glorious.

>>715308134
Accuracy to the real Gold Ship.

>>715303806 (OP)
is horse porn allowed now?

>>715319923
I didn't do it. But if you had said "do it faggot" I would have done it. Still would have needed to rest afterwards so in retrospective its a stupid choice unless it's literally the last turn

>>715320418
BITCH

>>715320369
Shit I didn't even see swimsuit Maruzensky I'm so fucked there is no way this game is going to be generous enough that I'll have enough to get me through September, October, November, and December when I want one or multiple every month.

I'm tired of seeing 4 NIGGAS in a training instead of the 5 NECESSARY
FUCKING PURE RNG BULLSHIT

>Play Oguri's story
>Rival character actually feels like a rival

>>715320536
why would you think the global market gets a superseding say ever?

>>715319457
It really makes you realize how long the game has been out in JP even after this huge image of banners there are 71 other banners to match JP today. Just imagine how many years that will still take even on an accelerated schedule.

tell me about mambo why does she wear the hat

>>715320538
i would never call you a faggot, you retard
>its a stupid choice unless it's literally the last turn
bricking your run on the very last turn because you risked a 95% fail chance is even dumber in my opinion...

>>715320604
don't use big words with me is the yakuza still killing people over horse hentai

>>715320591
Our micropenised chud...

>>715320478
>it will be spammed to death like essex and doro
I prefer the peaceful death like Rabi if possible.

>>715307959
>>715308134
>>715320505
>murder

>>715320591
you should read her manga too

MAMBO~!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRF8XvFn6rw

>>715320703
It's fine anon you can totall

How come gacha threads are the only threads where anons actually have fun on /v/? Every other threads are either discord niggers causing a raucous or anons just complaining about stupid shit

Sex with my little sister Rice Shower

>>715320591
>beat her in the Tenno Sho (Spring)
Well that was awkward.

>>715320759
oh fuck candlejack got this ni

>>715320591
THIS is our rival?

>>715320830
i noticed the same thing lol, these threads have been fun as hell

>>715320731
This is a good death.

Just the absolute cutest. Machitan a cute. CUTE!

>>715308140

>>715320886
>woman voice detected in lobby

>>715313341
sauce???

>>715319380
Anime women need to wear pants more often.

>>715321084
>man of shad

OI TEME!!

>>715319746
That's not it. It's because historical ships are public domain, and even if it were about modern day shit it's not like there'd be licencing issues since they are a gobberment thing.
While with cars it's an absolute licening hellhole. What if your Porsche licence runs out 5 years into the project

>>715312241
Any front running horse is easy to build. Even more so on Sprint tracks cause you can ignore stamina.
Front runners on medium/long tracks need at least 700 stamina or 600 stamina with good skills that can recover stamina.

Everyone else needs to dab a bit into Power or you'll just get boxed in the middle of a race and lose. Late/End chasers don't need as much stamina as Pace but to succeed they need enough Wit and good skill that let them break out of the pack and accelerate to the finish. They also need 700-800 Power.

Everything else is about having and using the right support cards. Once everyone dumps their load for Kitisan Black, they'll filled a good stock of SR and possible SSR speed cards to basically auto win every URA career.

>>715321120
>See fashionable woman in real life
>suppress urge to beat them
>see fashionable anime girl
>uwu cute cute cute mwah mwah mwah kissu kissu love love love

But when does Kitasan Black (horse) and Marvelous Sunday (horse) come to draw

>>715309267
Makita

Just started the pretty derby anime, absolute kino

>>715319939
weyweyweyweyweyweyweyWEYWEYWEYWEYWEYYYYYYYYYYY

>>715320708
They didn't have to expose the micropenis.

>>715320708
how do you have a whole ass horse go missing

>>715320708
>incel horse
holy fucking based

>>715320886
You won't be laughing for long when she suddenly taps into the speed force and blitz through you in the blink of an eye.

>>715320753
lmao

>>715321268
I don't get it

>>715318925
>>715319386
>>715320753
I dont get it.

>>715321268
>suppress urge to beat them
at what, fashion?

>>715321842
Some retard upset that 2D is and always will be superior to 3D

>>715321965
>>715321842
no, i just hate real life women

It was a pleasure, gentlemen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPNkeRtWicg

>>715321824
sauce on music?

>>715319457
>transcend not even on the picture

>>715308140
OI TEME

>>715321268
I say this

>>715322117
i forgot to remove the grok name lmao

>>715322049
I don't know, I just took the video from Twitter.

>>715320753
>>715319386
>>715318925
>>715322046
Please explain.

Does anyone have the comic of kiryu and the horses

>>715322279
MAMBO

>Haru is stuck doing Open, Junior Varsity level shit in her career
>Meanwhile Golshi gets to dive into G1 races i think literally right after her debut

>>715322279
Every gatcha game comes with some sort of brainrot.

>>715322402
>>715322428
なるほどn't...

I need a video of mambo on repeat

>>715319386
That’s quite a fine Mambo

Give a status report on ur current carat amount! I am currently at 26,335

>>715322773
Think I'm just shy of 20k right now.

>>715322773
I only have 13k
I'm not gonna make it....

>>715322773
like 4000
i spent everything on scouting umas

>>715322773
3k

>>715322773
We're all going to make it,

>>715322773
5K

>Coffee doesnt keep Manhattan Cafe up at night but actually just calms her
ADHD-ass horse

Haru Urara has received 400kg of grass in the past two days
https://x.com/tarutaru_mage/status/1944187519383613460

>>715323004
wait, that isn't normal?

>>715319852
Wait... wit isnt useless? How are you getting by with so low stamina?
I thought you need atleast 400.
What the fuck does wit do.

>>715322817
>>715322817
>>715322817

>>715310040
>>715310040
>>715310040

>>715320936
>>715320936
>>715320936

be fruitful and multiply

>>715323317
no

>>715323296
depends on the character. bakushin runs speints so she doesnt need stamina
wit is the most important stat in the game

>>715323296
You need at least 1k Wit or your run is bricked.

>>715323576
nigga how

Was there any vore in this thread?

>>715323623
by reading books, nigga

>>715323692
naruhodo i gotta book smart

>>715313327
look at this fucking smug asshole