Horse Racing.

>>715261514 (OP)
>/v/ before their favorite e-celeb plays game: 0 threads
>after: 1000 threads
what causes this?

>>715261614
Tranny zoomers. It's basically the main demographic and main victim of anime all at the same time.

>>715261614
/v/ always has been and always will be an asmongold board

>>715261514 (OP)
Yeah, bro. No one played this before. Not even the /vg/ general that's on thread #862

>ywn be goldshi's best friend

>>715261514 (OP)
I'm annoyed.

>get a +50 speed training
>misclick and rest instead
holy fuck i am retarded

>>715261614
>>715261682
>unironically thinking e-celebs are the reason /v/ discusses uma musume

>>715261919
This has happened to me so many times, instead of clicking Train I click Recreation

>>715261682
This.
It's much more egregious in this case because the horse "girls" are stallions in real life, allowing for said zoomers to live out their AGP fantasies more vividly.

>zoomertroons see northernlion play it
>they now all pretend to like it now
Did Vinny or Jabroni Mike play it yet?

>>715261614
>It makes the anti-gacha niggers mad
>It makes the e-celeb autists mad
>It makes (you) mad.
Makes sense to me

>>715261614
no one even mentions e-celebs in these threads unless you SEAniggers bring it up like ANY other e-celeb thread, you fuckers aren't even subtle, kys

>>715261514 (OP)
>kemonomimi
no

gatchas are not video games

>>715261718
no the fuck it isn't
>>715262021
that fact is so obscure that it's barely acknowledged in the fandom. you're retarded, especially if you care what twitterfags think

>>715262039
Vinny did play it.

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>>715261614
>>715262039
>>715261682
projecting freaks

>>715262021
Sorry anon. I only train mares. I only roll for mares. I only fuck mares. You have no power over me with your tranny obsession.

>>715261514 (OP)
those are male btw

>>715262039
Vinny played it. Lime played it. Mike played it. Even Joel played it.

>>715262039
Vinny played it and hated it

>>715261614
>claims it's getting threads because of ecelebs
>intentionally make a new thread with no eceleb shit so Anons don't need to use the eceleb one
Your words don't match reality.

>>715261614
The game only just released to the west you utter fucking moron.
It was japan only for the longest time.
Not only did it get a mobile release, it also got a PC release through Steam.

That's why people talk about it. Why are you such a disingenuous little fag? Do you lie often just so you can get attention?

>>715261514 (OP)
So, if horses dont exist in umaverse, the "you just know" joke is used towards male trainers?

>>715262420
>"I understand the appeal but it's not for me" translates to "I hate it"

>>715261614
I literally got into uma musume the anime by chance a couple months before the english game came out, i didnt even know it was for a gacha until after finishing s1 (yes im retarded)

>>715262453
Do you think they have horse genitals or human?

>>715262039
i have no idea who any of these homosexuals are

remember to get two copies of kitasan anons, you don't need more for now and you'll be free forever

Taiki knows what you did last career. Shameful really.

>>715261614
>Why are people talking about a game that just released???
>Since I don't play video games I'll assume no one else does either
>uh... INFLUENCERS?!!

>Be Oguri Cap
>Be an absolutely dominant force in regionals
>Decide it's time to be a big lad
>Challenge three G3 races. Absolutely dominate them.
>Challenge three G2 races. Absolutely dominate them
>Challenge your first G1 race. Absolutely do-
>Wait.
>TAMAMO CROSS?!
>Get shunted into 2nd place.
>It's okay bros, we can come back from this at the Japan Cup-
>Third place.
>... At least Tamamo was only 2nd.
>Finally get your revenge at the Arima Kinen and claim that sweet sweet G1 win.
>Loiter around with a G3 and a G2, don't wanna push your luck.
>Nvm you got owned again at your next G1 by a Creek in a questionable relationship with it's trainer
>Pull off a big mile G1 win though. It's all coming together-
>Nvm you got owned again. This time by a literal mare from New Zealand. Good job.
>The humiliation ritual isn't over. Come in FIFTH at your next G1.
>But it's okay! We got a G1 at the Yasuda Kinen! NOW! FINALLY! IT IS OUR ERA-
>Sixth place in your next G1.
>ELEVENTH place at the Japan Cup after that.
>Retire on a win at least. It's against Mejiro Ryan but we'll take what we can get.
>Four G1 wins in total. At least you're tied with CHUD Week I guess.

This your """Beast"""?

>>715262483
female trainers; we understand why male trainers would work with umas

>>715262685
three*

>>715262768
it released 4 years ago but only got attention recently when some white jew streamers played it

Newbie male trainers need to watch out for those Uma sluts.

>>715262685
four copies you say?

>>715262920
It just came out in global you retard

>>715262638
that particular horse is a stallion with a large horse cock

>>715262920
There were threads for months about it then too you fucking retard, and the global release was less than two weeks ago. Why the fuck do you think those e-celebs you religiously follow - while claiming everyone else are the ones doing it - played it in the first face you dithering cunt?

>>715262796
Arima Kinen is the most prestigious win in all of japanese horse racing. That's like complaining a footballer "only" won the world cup and the champion's league once each

>>715262685
Five whole copies???

>>715262904
why?

>>715262936
How do you defend yourself from a 7 foot tall uma who's over 1'100 lbs of thighs, boobs and ass.

>>715261891
you suck

>>715262483
Wrong. You can choose your trainer's gender, so it's used toward ALL trainers.

>>715262920
Steam says otherwise, released in may 2025.

>>715261891
>Losing with the best horse in the game
trainer issue unironically

how do we stop umas from making us go bankrupt with their bottomless bellies?

>>715262768
>schizo makes a thread about a 2 year old game that's 2 hours long
>talks about how gacha threads are burying their shilling
>tell them to buy an ad
>they go on autistic meltdown typing in all caps and begging jannies to delete it right now or they'll shoot up a school
Don't respond to these people.

>>715263232
don't train Spe-chan or Oguri and you'll be fine

>>715263027
The rape charges against Umas are huge.

But all fall short because "It's not rape if they enjoy halfway in, then it's just sex!" horse mindset.

>>715263015
We need a football anime girl game

>>715262274
>>715261837
Zoomie tranny.

>>715262920
It turns out that most people don't speak Japanese.

>>715263015
>No Triple Crown
>No 7 G1's (Not even the highest number achieved at this point, Almond Eye has like nine of them)

Uh huh. Grass Wonder won the Arima Kinen and has four G1 wins too. Are we going to begin calling them BEAST?

>>715261891
>He didn't even get to Tamamo Cross
Look at this dude.

>>715263015
Yeah, it might be the most prestigious but that statpadding frauds shouldn't even be anywhere near GOAT convo. Triple Crown win is the bare minimum.

>>715262109
>>kemonomimi
what does this word mean

imagine rolling for matikanetannhauser and getting kitasan BLACKED instead...

>>715261514 (OP)
I know porn of the umas is punished by death by the yakuza, but is ecchi allowed?

>>715263501
>kemono - beast, animal
>mimi - ears

>>715263543
>I know porn of the umas is punished by death by the yakuza
>He doesn't know where all the secret porn is

>>715263416
dumb incel horse

>>715262920
holy fucking shit you're retarded it got a global release just last month. this may come as a surprise to you but NOT EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS JAPANESE

Why are these two so stupid and angry and in love and dumb?

Stop slandering my Beast.

>>715263939
A number one rival is basically the competition version of a soul mate.

>>715263972
UNFUCKABLE
FRIENDLESS
INCEL

Just opened this game to see what's all about

Saw a ticket for a selector picked pic related one at random and saw she's flaunting her tits all over when she runs.

I have decided this is the one I'm betting the deeds to the house and losing everytrhing on her. Redpill me on her horse lore.

>>715263939
Would they share the same trainer-husband?

>>715263972
A mere four G1 victories...? No wonder Horlicks didn't sleep with your BUM Beast. Come back when you reach the Rudolf Obstacle and we'll talk.

>>715264154
Taiki Shuttle (Yeehaw) Factoids (1/2)

>He is hyperactive and easily distracted. He is also afraid of being left out or being alone. These personalities are reflected on his horse girl counterpart too.
>Before racing in the Prix Jacques Le Marois, he kicked his farrier and caused him to sustain three rib fractures.
>Always went on a rampage when he is about to take an injection from vets due to a fear of needles.
>No doubt the strongest miler in Keiba history:
>He made the JRA record of winning eight heavy prize races straight - tied with TM Opera O.
>Taiki Shuttle is the first short distance horse to win JRA horse of the year.
>Taiki Shuttle is the first short distance horse and the first foreign born horse to become a JRA Hall of Fame horse.
>Managed to become French horse of the year. He won in the senior horse category.

>>715261614
/v/ is filled with unironic casual faggots that think shit like >>715261514 (OP) is a good use of their money.

>>715264154
her career is easy cause her races are all short. pump her speed and you should do alright.

>>715264354
Taiki Shuttle (2/2)

>After Norihiro Yokoyama jockeyed Taiki Shuttle (because Shuttle’s usual jockey Yukio Okabe had to jockey Shinko King due to latter horse’s temper issues) and won the 1997 Mile Championship, he complained to Okabe: “It’s so unfair Okabe-san, how can you possess this horse? With a horse as strong as this, you can win as many races as you want”. Okabe tossed it back and said: “Nah, if it’s you jockeying the horse from the start, he isn’t going to become this strong.”
>Originally, Taiki Shuttle wasn’t going to run in the 1998 Sprinters Stakes, but JRA wanted him to run the race and win, to have a glorious retirement on the same day.
>Taiki Shuttle showed a rare rebellious attitude before running the race, oddly enough.
>He eventually lost the race, and the title was taken by Meiner Love. It was the first GI title obtained by the Meiner Clan.
>However, JRA already made the video for Taiki Shuttle’s retirement, which showed that Taiki won the 1998 Sprinters Stakes. They never thought he could lose, so it was already too late to make the change.
>So at Taiki Shuttle’s retirement ceremony - the big TV screen shows Taiki Shuttle has a race title he didn’t win in front of tens of thousands of audiences.
>Became stable-mates and the lackey of Boss Horse Meisho Doto in retirement.
>Infamously became part of an NTR scandal during his breeding horse period
>Seiun Sky and Nishino Flower are a well known 'couple' in the horse world, their romance legendary to the point that they were buried together
>Taiki however intruded on this beautiful romance by breeding Nishino in the middle of it.
>He also bred her mother.
>And Seiun's daughter with her.
>Yeehaw.
>(Agnes Tachyon slipped in to enjoy Nishino during this too, a classic Tachyon move)
>Taiki Is remembered fondly to this day, along-side the likes of Bakushin, for his beautiful speed.

>>715262180
>that fact is so obscure that it's barely acknowledged in the fandom.
Race horses being male is an obscure fact? Watch who you call "retarded" from now on, you disingenuous ignorant shitstain on humanity's underwear.

...

>>715261614
Umamusume did get threads though, just not a lot. And it was always brought up in gacha threads

>>715263025
You get 2 uncap materials in the anniversary so you need 2LB Kitasan minimum or your account is BRICKED FOREVER.

>>715261891
She's also an obese whale too.

>>715263335
Nice to meet you, Zoomie tranny. I'm anon.

>>715263846
the jap version had a fan eng patch and the way those jewbags play the game doesn't even need eng text. There's no excuse other than grifting and hopping on the bandwagon

>>715264902
>... And Agnes Tachyon, Manhattan Cafe, Special Week, El Condor Pasa and several more horses!

This comic wimped out of revealing how much Dober got passed around.

>>715264993
NVM BASED AS FUCK. I RETRACT MY >>715265057 POST.

hey factoid anon can I get something on Vodka and Scarlet

>>715265073
Who actually has the most progeny out of any horse? I know Agnes Tachyon has nearly 3000. I imagine Sunday Silence must be way more though.

My vodka DEMOLISHED symboli rudolf in the legend race

>>715264437
>Seiun Sky and Nishino Flower are a well known 'couple' in the horse world, their romance legendary to the point that they were buried together
please tell me these are all umas in game

>>715265352
They are. The game even has jokes about Taiki 'stealing' Nishino (though they aren't global yet, I don't think?)

>>715265352
yeah, Seiun Sky appears a lot in the big races and Nishino in Mile, Sky will release in three months and Flower in like a year

Reminder that racing horses are all inbred, thus are EXTRA retarded on top of being horse-retarded.

Umas are canonically Hapsbergs

>>715265606
hey!
it's comeptitive inbreeding, we call it "pedigree" thank you very much

Uma musume hobby horse race event when.

>>715265606

what the fuck do I do? do I just play story mode or just press RACE?

When will they add the GOAT?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Crusader

>>715265713

>>715265713
YEEHAW BROTHER

>>715263939
These two fags need to get a room

>>715265238
Vodka Factoids

>Name origin: “Vodka” because her owner wanted her to be stronger than Tanino Gimlet, her dad (Vodka is stronger in alcohol percentage than Gimlet),.
>Unfortunately, because of the game system, it’s impossible to show how amazing the accomplishment of Vodka’s Japanese Derby victory was.
>One of the only three fillies to win the Japanese Derby in history, and winning 64 years after the last one, it’s definitely a historical record.
>Vodka was the first mare to own 7 GI wins. All the other 7 GI winners before her were all stallions, which goes to show how strong she really is. This was known as the 'Rudolf Limit' till Almond Eye arrived.
>Considered one of the strongest mares in Japanese racing history along-side her rival Daiwa Scarlet and the feared Gentildonna
>When she entered Sumii Katsuhiko’s stable, she was said to be at the level of Cesario, whom he trained prior. She was also able to compete with other GI winners during training, such as Hat Trick and Delta Blues.
>In the same interview mentioned in Cesario’s bio, he said that Vodka is “the strongest horse [I’ve trained]”.
>After she retired in Dubai, Vodka packed and left directly to Ireland to become a broodmare, where she spent the remainder of her life.
>Vodka is in the JRA Hall of Fame, inducted in 2011.
>Her horse girl version doesn’t look smart, but real Vodka is considered a smart horse (meanwhile IRL Daiwa Scarlet is actually quite dumb).
>Her 3* skill shows her zipping past other horses, referencing her 2009 Yasuda Kinen.
>Vodka has a real horse fan - a filly named Red Desire. After Vodka left Japan, Red Desire acted very frustrated so the farm workers had to post a Vodka poster in her stable to calm her down.
>She also attracted and befriended another mare, Unilateral, while in Ireland.

>>715265713
Uma have human male fathers. Legacy has nothing to do with genetics, and is more akin to reincarnation of the spirit.

>>715263027
They're human sized sadly
Worse They're japanese sized so they're tiny to any normal human

Bro how do I even progress in this game? Just keep playing the UMA race over and over again with 1 girl until it gets a blue 3 star?

>>715265606
If we wanted to breed the world's best athletes they would have to be inbred too. Maybe one day sports like basketball will start caring about that

>>715261614
zoomers are mentally ill and worship e-celebs and niggers and are also all trannies

>>715261614
goycattle zoomers who's personality is tiktok

>>715265238
Daiwa Scarlet Factoids (1/2)

>Her name: clan name (Daiwa) + came from her mother Scarlet Bouquet, which came from Scarlett O'Hara in Gone with the Wind.
>Her father is Agnes Tachyon, they have a nice relationship in-game.
>Race record against Vodka: 3 wins 2 loses.
>The first female horse to win Arima Kinen in 37 years (at her time of winning).
>How Uma Musume depicts Daiwa Scarlet is very faithful to the personality of the real horse. She is anxious and does not have a good temper, she can also become jealous when her groom turns away to take care of other horses. She obeys every order in training, but forgets them all in a race. She also likes to provoke her opponents in races. She hates if any other horse gets in front of her.
>According to her grooms, Daiwa Scarlet always thinks she is the number one horse in the herd and in races.
>Also, when she is in the stable, she will never expose her back to anyone, and will always face the window (the direction where people usually come from).
>She gets very jealous if her groom takes care of other horses instead of her.
>Because of her game scenario, many new fans thought she joined the 2007 Japanese Oaks (and even won it), but she actually skipped the race due to having a fever.
>Her jockey Ando Katsumi said that Daiwa Scarlet is “dumb” (in a praise sense): all she knows is to run forward with full power. Ando Katsumi also said that her style is completely different from her older half-brother, Daiwa Major.
>Note that not many jockeys and grooms are calling their horses dumb. Sadly, Scarlet really is one of the few…

>>715265939
that's super lame and boring

>>715262994
So, those "futa" pictures like 4302981 on Gelbooru were not just fantasies, but true to the lore?

>>715265713
This is just like my Crusader Kings games

>>715265986
Pretty much grind out the current campaign and try to make whatever ubermach umas you currently can to use in other modes and doing the story events then wait for Champion's Meeting to come and get shitstomped in that until the next campaign mode comes out.

QRD on alternative versions?
Will Teio be stuck with a wack as all hell fit if I get her from the upcoming banner?

>>715265917
>>Vodka has a real horse fan - a filly named Red Desire. After Vodka left Japan, Red Desire acted very frustrated so the farm workers had to post a Vodka poster in her stable to calm her down
grape-kun horse

>>715265986
Spark Grinding is kind of autistic yeah, but you can always borrow a good guest legacy to help out with building up legacy umas since grandparents also contribute their sparks during inspiration. 3* on your Uma is the ideal but it's not 100% required at this time, it will come eventually.

>>715261614
how fucking new are you that you haven't seen the gold ship drop kick webm a million times over the last few years

>>715266164
you shut your whore mouth

How the fuck do I beat anything other than sprints? I get demolished so early on mids and longs.

>>715266157
Daiwa Scarlet Factoids (2/2)

>Horse racing non-fiction author Shimada Akihiro claimed that Daiwa Scarlet is not a “normal” horse, she just enjoys the feeling of running very fast and leaving other horses behind. In a way, she is more like those street racing guys. Of course, her ability allows her to do so, but this also makes her feel dumber.
>She finished all of her races in the top two (rentai), the number of rentai she achieved is only next to Shinzan in Japan.
>She has surprisingly soft hair for a thoroughbred.
>She doesn't like to get food on her nose, so she will clean up the food bucket first to make sure she has a clean meal.
>Daiwa Scarlet's favourite food is banana's, her team would keep banana's on hand to reward her.
>One staff member was scolded for over-feeding her banana's after her Arima Kinen win. (He was just very proud of her).
>In anime she likes to tackle back and forth against Vodka. This implies what happened at 2007 Oka-Sho.
>She has a lot of interaction with Curren Chan in the game.
>Which is true IRL. The two spent a lot of time together after they retired and actually got along well.
>It’s rumoured that Daiwa Scarlet’s owner demanded Cygames to make Daiwa Scarlet’s chest bigger than Vodka's.
>Notoriously, she gave birth to 10 fillies in a row before finally bringing her first colt to the world (who would turn out to be her final progeny)
>She is known for loving and caring for her children.
>Daiwa Scarlet is generally good with press attention, but when a photographer for a Tokyo Magazine came earlier than scheduled one morning- Daiwa showed them her ugliest face (Bottom lip pressed out, eyes half-lidded) to deliberately fuck up the shoot. Don't wake her early.
>Press were banned from Daiwa's stable in her later broodmare years, as they upset her. It's possible she felt vulnerable.
>She finally retired as a broodmare in December 2023 along with her cohort Queen Spumante.

>>715266317
Alts are basically their own character and come with
>New outfit
>New unique skill and innate skills
>Sometimes different base stats or starting aptitudes
>New campaign story

>>715266427
stamina

>>715266317
I'm pretty sure it works like an alter from any other gacha

>>715266427
Post your stats

>>715263391
Oguri has 22 wins out of 33 races, Grass got 9 wins out of 15 races before she got retired.
He's not the BEAST because of "dominating" all the G1s but because he kept getting back up and winning every time he came close and failed, not to mention ending his career with a huge bang.
And also because of this article.

>>715266164
Yuritranny seethe

Is this a good skill? Its 40% off, I'm a medium pace chaser.

>>715266584
the tranny is you saying blue and pink don't mean anything, sadly for you there are only 2 genders, blue is boy, and pink is girl

>finally got my first 3* inspiration today
>And it rolled 3* on all 3 non-white colors
>On a cursed rice shower run that barely won URA

>>715266603
yeah maneuverability skills are very good on pace chasers

>>715266164
It's just self inserter headcanon

>>715266603
You wouldn't dare defy a guide from glorious nippon, would you?

Tenno Sho Spring is the run killer kek. My Bourbon run got cut short due to being shafted by rng and neither Special Week or Super Creek events trigger to give me gold recoveries.

>>715266775
Thanks the "its detrimental to your performance" weirded me out considering its under "best skills"

>>715266157
>She gets very jealous if her groom takes care of other horses instead of her.

>>715266157
>>715266429
Hey, no fair. Why does Daiwa Scarlet get a longer factoid segment than Vodka?!

>>715266681
ywnbaw

>>715266559
Also Oguri got cucked big time by JRA, not being allowed to participate in any classic races in the year he was in peak physical condition just because he didn't register an entire year beforehand, a stipulation that only got changed after he retired.

>>715266559
And how many of those 22 wins were G1? We're talking about actual relevant races here, not your bush league garbage and G2/G3 filler. Cope more with sentimentalism.

>>715266317
you don't get the default outfit if you get the costume if that's what you're wondering. It has different stats and abilities.

>>715263939
>Scarlet's entire career is battling vodka
Literally what did they mean by this?

>>715266946
The funny answer is that I'm a massive Agnes Tachyon freak and that makes me biased toward Scarlet.

The actual answer is that I just have less data about Vodka than I have about Scarlet.

>>715261614
Have you considered that the board is very PC focused and very anti mobile gaming.

which Umas definetly fuck human trainers?

>>715261614
>Sseth said it's kino so it must be kino!
Nu-/v/ is a cesspool of zoomers who can only ape or parrot the opinions of """""/v/-approved""""" e-celebs.

HARU URARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>715263939
Did Nonco die?

how do I farm skill points in career?

>>715267413

>>715267413
cursed stat spread

I'm still rerolling

>>715264552
>Race horses being male is an obscure fact?
where the hell did you get that from? some of the horse girls in uma musume are based on racing mares. just look at haru urara. it isn't explicitly for stallions only

>>715267470
Races, mostly.

>>715267413
>guts higher than wit and stamina
canon

>>715267413
Am i looking at a front runner meme?

>>715267424
busy with Kanan-sama, i think

>>715261682
I bet you post about trannies at least once a day

>>715267609
all front, full steam ahead ;)

>>715267537
At this point you might as well wait to reroll until Kitasan SSR can be rolled.

>mlp comes out
>everyone cooms
>it dies down after 5-6 years
>anime horse girls comes out
>everyone cooms
the cycle

what do each stat actually do mid race?

>>715267683
Speedmaxing gorilla nigger. Late positions work just fine if you give them power over speed.

>>715267413
Bros? I thought you said guts was useless?

>>715267413
Anon, guts is not useful you can avoid training it pretty much entirely

>>715264870
>muh patch
do you expect normalfags and countless fans to suddenly use a patch just because a handful of people use it

>>715267830
Useless after 350, yes.

How to you pretend not to be mad?

>>715267413
How can one girl be so best?
I NEED her to win the Arima Kinen. Some how, some way I'll make it happen.

>>715264437
>suddenly horse ntr
what the FUCK

>>715267919
i AM mad

>>715267919
stamina training

>>715267968
Japanese Honse pls understand.

Okay but wasn't Stay Gold supposed to be a fucking aggressive schizo?

>>715262920
they'll deny they aren't eceleb faggots meanwhile bombergirl gets frequent threads and its been chingchong only for 7 years

>>715267968
wait until you learn about Kitasan

>>715267736
Power and Wit are the only stats that matter before the final stretch.
Wit affects skill activation rate and ability to position well and power determines your acceleration, which also affects positioning.
Stamina and guts determine when your horse starts the final sprint, the more stamina you have the earlier it will start. If you have shit stamina and fail a wit chaeck, your horse might gas out before the finish line.
Speed only increases the max speed during the final sprint, it has no other effect.
Power determines how fast you reach max speed.

>>715267035
>And how many of those 22 wins were G1?
As much as Grass Wonder's? That's what we were comparing, yes? You were asking why Grass wasn't called the BEAST when she only ran 15 races? Why are you seething?

>>715262796
will the anime get to his absolute bottom of 1990 into his final win?

>>715268012
Thats my wife...

>>715261514 (OP)
post yfw
>Special Week No.1 Fav

>>715267830
>>715267837
Career modes hidden stat boosts make it a bad stat there, but in other modes it is quite essential.

>>715268062
literally only 4% of the people in those threads actually play the game though

>>715268206
I'm not afraid of special needs
maruzensky, on the other hand

>>715268114
Seething? I'm a Rudolf CHAD. What do I have to seeth about? Grass Wonder AND Oguri are both total shitters and the only reason I compared them is because neither could bypass an absolutely pathetic four G1 wins. Enjoy your """beast""" all you like though, Oguri Gal.

>>715262796
>>715268137
>october season will be jc + arima kinen
>s2 will be peak despair
can't wait any longer

>>715267919
poke her eye

>Gold Ship has a tag on Pixiv that's basically "You're beautiful when you don't talk."

>>715268012

>>715268062
Mods forced Uma threads off the board after like a month, which you'd know if you weren't a newfag.

>>715268330
ok

>>715264437
>the big TV screen shows Taiki Shuttle has a race title he didn’t win in front of tens of thousands of audiences.
kek what the fuck

>>715268474
I accept your concession.

>>715262796
>Creek in a questionable relationship with it's trainer
that trainer? me

Rudolf was a fucking fraud that immediately jobbed the instant he stepped out of japan, he will never be like El Condor Pasa or TM O

>>715268242
I love Fenomeno sm bwos.

>>715268679

the 5x friendship training mission is so ass bro I'm tired of playing with the same 5 characters

>>715268430
I don't get it

>Physically assault your trainer daily
>Have bed breaking sex with the confused male helper who grooms you

how have you fags not completed the 5 friendship mission yet? I regularly get at least one 5-friendship training in ALL my runs and I never run 5 of the same kind of cards, I'm pretty sure it's guaranteed

Why is El Condor Pasa full of mexican references when he's supposed to named after a musical play from Peru?

been struggling to get A ranks, closest is almost 10k, am aware of how scoring works but still feels hard rn, kitasan save me...

>>715269206
arr rook same

>>715269206
because luchador culture is based

>>715269206
Because you shit worlders all look the same to us. You're all mexicans.

t. American

>>715269075
Her voice kills some people's boners
Compare that to Rice Shower, where her really sweet voice makes you either see her as a daughteru or make you harder than diamonds. Sometimes both.

>>715269206
Anon, nobody knows central or south america exists. Few people even know Mexico is actually north america

>>715269206
she isn't even a spic, just a mexiboo

rice you stupid retard stop giving me 1* guts when you have 1100 speed and 600stam i hate you

I am utterly amazed at the sheer lack of Architect posting that has been going on in these threads, considering the sheer amount of food these horses eat, not to mention how many fat belly shots the anime has

Oguri Cap is truly the Mt Everest of architects

sweaty Goldship sex after she's done training

The Stay Gold Dynasty (part 1)
Stay Gold (1/2)

>Nicknamed “A precious silver and bronze collector”, for finishing in second or third places in many heavy prize races.
>Soccer Boy, the father of Narita Top Road and Hishi Miracle, is Stay Gold’s uncle.
>Both of his parents are ill-tempered horses, this was carried to him and many of his children as well.
>Yasutoshi Ikee, his assistant trainer: “This guy is so ferocious I almost feel that he is a carnivore.”
>Shigeharu Yamamoto, his groom: “He isn’t some monster men can’t handle, he just thinks he is the greatest being in the world and always acts in his own will, own paces.”
>Despite his small size (which gets carried to some of his son such as Dream Journey and Orfevre), he is very tough and energetic. He always had his eyes wide open and went rampage whenever he got a chance. This attitude never changed even after he retired.
>On his first day of training, he showed dominance to humans by standing on two legs for almost twenty times, so the trainers had to give up their training plans.
>Stay Gold started his losing streak after he won the Akanko Tokubetsu on September 6, 1997. The race is an allowance race of under 9 million, which is an equivalent of 2-win class race today.
>The losing streak finally stopped on May 20, 2000 after he won the Meguro Kinen, with 28 races in between.
>He appeared in many heavy prize races at the time. However, when he was being introduced in the paddack, his best achievement was always “winning the Akanko Tokubetsu”, a sharp contrast to many other horses who may already have multiple titles.
>He received the moniker of “The supreme commander of Akan-ko” because of this.
>“Akan” is the name of a lake in Hokkaido, but it also means “hopeless” in Kansai dialect, so Akan-ko can mean “hopeless dude / hopeless kid”.

which horse got the most buckbroken overseas?

>>715261614
There was already a thread up 24/7 when it got released on steam.
Streamers just made it more popular and zoomers flock to everything that's popular so here you go. Now you have two threads up 24/7 WOOOOW!
Saw the thread everytime i came here but didnt give a fuck about horses but i'm fine it exists cause its cute to see people getting hyped over something wholesome.

>>715269075
When you look at her R card you think to yourself "Wow she's so pretty." but then she starts talking and you see how she acts which makes you go "This horse is fuckng retarded".

>>715261514 (OP)
can't wait for the Chun li crossover

>>715269598
(2/2)

>He is famous for being a late bloomer, only reaching his peak at 7Y.
>He ran from 1996-2001, competing in 20 G1 races.
>He is the first Japanese-bred, Japanese trained horse to win a foreign GI race.
>He has the tendency to bite horses in front of him. One famous example is he attempted to bite Special Week’s tail in the 1998 Japan Cup, not only causing himself to lose terribly, but may also caused Special Week to lose the race.
>For some unknown reason, Stay Gold runs extremely well when facing a horse from Godolphin.
>Examples include defeating Fantastic Light (which was one of the strongest horses in the world at the time) in the 2001 Dubai Sheema Classic, and defeating Ekraar miraculously in the 2001 Hong Kong Vase.
>Some of Stay Gold’s children seem to inherit this “skill”, such as Stay Foolish.
>Has the tendency to lean left when running, the problem is quite serious.
>His leaning problem almost killed Narita Top Road and the jockey Kunihiko Watanabe in the 2001 Kyoto Daishoten.
>The real horse has serious travel sickness. It’s said the reason why he performed better overseas is because he got less rebellious due to travel sickness.
>He is totally fine with the gates, and would enter the gate by himself swiftly and efficiently.
>He can turn his head almost 180 degrees and bite the ones who attempt to touch him from behind his neck.
>He is the father of multiple GI-winning horses, including: Dream Journey, Fenomeno, Gold Ship, Nakayama Festa, Orfevre.
>He mixed very well with the daughters of Mejiro McQueen, especially with Oriental Art (the mother of Dream Journey / Orfevre siblings).
>Oriental Art passed away on March 7, 2015 after giving birth to a son sired by Stay Gold, which was about a month after Stay Gold’s death. Oriental Art foaled seven children from Stay Gold, and is considered Stay Gold’s wife.
>Golshi's mother is sometimes considered this too, (Point Break)

The Stay Gold Dynasty (part 2)
Fenomeno

>Why the uniform design?
>Fenomeno retired from stallion life and became a lead horse for Oiwake Farm (they handle monitoring the traffic).
>Fenomeno's trainer, Hirofumi Toda, wore sunglasses and looked very intimidating and scary.
>Toda is also a very patriotic man, that’s why he thought winning Tenno-Sho is a greater honour than winning the triple-crowns. Fenomeno won two Tenno-Sho for him.
>He was called a “Monster”, and sometimes the Second Black Assassin (like Rice Shower) because of his Spring Tenno Sho consecutive wins.
>Unlike other Stay Gold crops, he was not a very temperamental horse and was very obedient to commands.
>He was the boss horse in Miho Training Center at the time, that’s why he has a poor relationship with Gold Ship, another boss horse. They are both treated by fans as rivals.
>Also has a poor relationship with Orfevre.
>His team and Gold Ship’s team also treat each other as rivals. Takatoshi Imanami, Gold Ship’s groom said in an interview before the 2013 Takarazuka Kinen: “We don’t want to lose to that horse.” In the end Gold Ship still lost to him 2 to 3.
>Fought against Gentildonna a lot, with a 5-5 tie.
>A very serious horse when racing.
>Likes children but children find them scary,
>Nicknamed "Mame-chin" (マ〜メちん; ‘Ma~me-chin’) by Toda, because ‘he looked like a black bean when he was little’. Fenomeno responds well to Mamechin.
>Fenomeno is one of the very few racing horses who actually like his trainer (since trainers usually force horses to do things they don’t like, few horses actually like their trainers). This is a stark contrast to Gold Ship, who always try to murder his trainer whenever he finds a chance.
>It said that he isn’t friendly to tourists and doesn't respond when tourist called him “Mame-chin”.

>start Bakushin's career
>trainer continues to lie and deceive Bakushin so she won't even train for Long races
I am not having fun manipulating a retard.

>>715269482
That meme was born stale.

it's over....
I believe in her actually she's been defying the predictions and favorites all career long

>>715267614
Didn't know he had a series going. Good for him.

The Stay Gold Dynasty (part 3)
Orfevre (1/2)

>One of Stay Gold's kiddo's, a sibling to Gold Ship
>Her mother is an illustrator, referencing dam’s name (Oriental Art).
>Even though he’s a child of Stay Gold, he is a lot different compared to the others in terms of when his temper gets bad. He is a lot more docile (and bratty) outside of the racetrack.
>When he was younger, he used to be bullied by other horses because of his small size and temperament.
>Shiraoi Farm staff member Setsuo Ishigaki said that he wanted a horse that fully embodied Stay Gold’s characteristics, similar to his older full brother, Dream Journey (who is much smaller than him but not by a lot).
>But when he was born, he said that he looked ‘average, like his mother’ and while he was expected to do well due to his pedigree, not a lot of expectation was placed on him.
>He was still sold for three times more than his brother was.
>Speaking of his brother, Dream Journey was a lot worse.
>Yasuo Ikee, the father of Orfevre’s trainer Yasutoshi Ikee, trained Stay Gold, and when Yasutoshi opened his stables, he trained Dream Journey. So he was very wary and (temporarily) relieved when he saw how quiet Orfe was.
>Ikezoe also rode Dream Journey and said that his temper was a lot more intense than Orfevre’s was.
>Contrary to her behaviour in the game as a ‘royal tyrant’, he was never a boss horse. In fact, he was Tosen Jordan’s right hand horse at Ikee Stables.
>Tosen Jordan protected him from some of the other horses so Orfevre kind of became his lackey.
>He started to develop a rough temperament after he turned two that mostly appeared in races. This is the Orfevre that the game is taking inspiration from.

>>715269895
If you gave her freedom, she would use it to run in every G1. Some times you have to wrangle a tard.

>>715269895
wdym bro
3x1200m is 3600m
Also, unlike Bourbon, Bakushin unshakably believes that all you need is SPEED to BAKUSHIN to win at any distance, so her trying to go Long will probably kill her

>>715270080
Orfevre (2/2)

>Almost killed his jockey, Ikezoe, twice by throwing him off his back on two significant occasions— after winning his debut race (in-game, she refuses the interview) and completing the Triple Crown (she makes you into her throne (read: makes you carry her) and orders you not to throw her off)
>According to the Famitsu interview with Ikezoe, Orfevre tried to do it after winning the Japanese Derby too. In the game, she throws off her drenched coat (at you) instead.
>Stay Gold had this weird habit of sniffing his own feces before reacting insanely, which passed on to other children like Gold Ship and Orfe.
>That said, he knows to behave well in presence of women (though this does not expand to broodmares) and children.
>Okayasu Yuzuru, Kansai TV announcer and, arguably, his greatest fan:
>His “this kind of a triple crowner is unprecedented!” line after Orfy ejected IKZE also gets lovingly replicated after you have to lift her up.
>He also did the commentary for the infamous 2012 Hanshin Daishoten filler episode, where Orfy slowed down thinking the race was over only to speed up and eventually finish 2nd. The incident gave him the (dis)honor of being the first (and only so far) Triple Crown winner to undergo a gate test.
>That event also gets filler episode-ish treatment in-game by way of a hidden event where Orfy randomly runs away from you on the track just to toy with you.
>Okayasu’s love also expands to Orfevre’s progeny, especially the smol idol horse Melody Lane (to the point of recording commentary tracks purely focusing on her.)
>After retirement, Orfy is also much nicer towards Okayasu than towards Ikezoe.
>She has six points on her crown, referencing six GI wins.
>Orfevre's career being superior to that of Golshi's is a mild point of humour, because Golshi has the bigger 'fandom' due to being more of a meme horse.
>Though Haru Urara did that to the entire horse industry, proof that gimmick > ability perhaps?

>>715262768
Yeah and typically its polniggers that hiss and scream
See>>715261682
With his tfanny obsession

>>715269959
>double circle speed
>circle power + wit
You'll be fine, so long as you dont get boxed in
I hope you have alarm clocks

>>715269206
The luchador reference is stronger and they also tend to pick strange names for their stage personas.

>Gold Ship tells you all husky like
to come to her room for some physical activities
>You think it's sex
>She wanted to show her sick wrestling skills and fucking destroy you

>>715270460
>oops accidental insertion

The Stay Gold Dynasty (part 4)
Dream Journey

>Known to be one of the worst-tempered racehorses in Japanese history.
>Even among all of Stay Gold’s children, he is especially bad.
>He was already pretty intimidating after he was born. He’d harass the trainee grooms in his birth farm.
>When Kenichi Ikezoe, Dream Journey’s former jockey, was visiting him, Ikezoe always kept an eye on and a distance from the horse to prevent himself being kicked, bitten, or killed.
>The Ikee Stable lived in fear of him.
>Seldom shows his bad behaviour to the general public though.
>Not dumb. His groom said: “He could survive even if we just left him there.”
>In contrast to his temper, his pitching running style looked very cute, and was nicknamed “pea-sized steps” by his team.
>Most of Stay Gold’s children like to dip their grasses into the water basket before eating them, Dream Journey included.
>Note that he likes to do this by himself. If you dip the grass for him, he’d get mad.
>Nakayama Festa is the only member of the family who doesn't do this.
>He is the lightest horse to ever win a Japanese GI race (424kg at the 2009 Takarazuka Kinen).
>Despite being small, he was tough and was free from injuries during his entire racing life.
>Not very good at mating because of his small size (and this actually hurt his pride a lot).
>Because it’s very easy for him to build fatigues on his right body, he is bad at left-going (counter clockwise) courses such as Tokyo.
>Just like his father (Stay Gold), Dream Journey doesn’t like grey horses.

The Stay Gold Dynasty (part 5)
Nakayama Festa

>One of the worst tempered Stay Gold children. In his later career, his training stable found it almost impossible to train him.
>Since his retirement as a stallion and his transfer to Urakawa Farm (the same farm Nice Nature lived in), he seems to be much calmer.
>Came the closest to winning the Arc out of all the Japanese challengers, finishing the race in second place by a head.
>He is one of three Japanese horses to have finished second in the Arc, coming after El Condor Pasa and preceding Orfevre(‘s two second place finishes).
>While he was actively racing, the usual phrase that people said for him was that “when [Nakayama Festa] hits the jackpot, he really hits the jackpot” and that he “pursues the thrill of not knowing whether he’ll win or lose”.
>It also reflects the fact that Nakayama Festa doesn’t have the first tier ability, so he has to bet on conditions (such as the weather) or risk with tactics to win. One result was his performance at the 2010 Arc.

Gold Ship is the type of horse to suddenly pin you against the wall, caress your face and then knee you in the balls as hard as she can while laughing at you as you curl into a ball in pain.

>>715270718
Nakadashi Festa

>>715270460
>leap from the bedpost into an elbow

The Stay Gold Dynasty (Part 6)

Gold Ship (1/2)

>Was chestnut colour when he was very young, started to turn grey as he grew up.
>In his youth, he looked a lot like Meisho Doto. (Amusing that they're both so mare-obsessed).
>He was very cute and tame in his youth, no farm worker expected that he would become what he is right now…
>His personality started to change when reached 1 year and 10 months old, and went nuts after he won the three year old race Kyodo News Service Hai.
>Gold Ship’s mom Point Flag also went nuts after turning three years old, so this was probably passed down to him.
>It’s said that Gold Ship’s intelligence is equal to a seven-year-old human (while most horses’ intelligence level is roughly equal to a 3-4 year old), that’s why he acts exactly like a human brat.
>Many think he is actually a human soul trapped inside a horse body.
>The horse and horse girl are intelligent— they just don’t like using their brains.
>If you stand behind him, he will kick you. There’s always a red ribbon on his tail, which serves as a warning (an item used in horse world to show that the horse is dangerous).
>All work and no play makes Gold Ship a dull boy. He riots if there’s not enough play time.
>Gold Ship does not neigh: he barks and makes weird sounds instead. Experienced stable workers have said that they have never heard the sounds Gold Ship makes before.
>His relationship with Just A Way is pretty interesting.
>He gets very depressed and frustrated if he loses a training match to Just A Way, and would refuse to eat for a while. He once lost 20kg because of this.
>But if other horses occupy Just A Way’s stable, he gets mad.
>They went to France together to compete in the Prix De L’Arc de Triomphe. Gold Ship was clearly just there to tour while Just A Way finished higher in the race.
>Besties 4 life.

>>715269959
too easy

>>715271269
The Final Part
Gold Ship (2/2)


>He loves doing fan service. He poses for the camera and knows just how to get the fans happy. He also does absurd things just for photo-ops (like chewing snowflakes).
>As a Boss Horse, Golshi is always ready to fight to prove his dominance.
>One example is Tosen Jordan. Tosen Jordan was the boss of Ikee Stables and tried to pick a fight with Gold Ship, who was the boss of the Sugai Stables, just to be fought back against. After that, everytime Gold Ship would see Tosen Jordan, he would kick the latter horse.
>His brother Orfevre is Tosen Jordan's lackey. Amusing link.
>However, there are some horses Gold Ship could not deal with, the most famous example is Fenomeno, another brother.
>His relationship with Gentildonna is considered aggressive.
>According to his trainer, he does not believe her to be a woman. Many fans shared this sentiment and called her a "gorilla".
>Generally loves mares and mating though. He has a very high fertilisation rate (about 96%), and can do mating very quickly and gently.
>Recently (2024), his fertilisation rate has reduced to around 85%.
>He likes his groom Imanami and hates his trainer Sugai.
>There are occasions when you can clearly see that Gold Ship keeps moving to find a perfect position to launch kicks at Sugai.
>Sugai kissed Gold Ship once, which made Gold Ship’s eyes turn dead (just like the eyes of Hishi Miracle when he is about to enter the pool).
>But Gold Ship would still trick his groom. When he was in France to race at the Arc, he tried to lead Imanami astray in the woods.
>The reason why he had a late start in the 2015 Takarazuka Kinen and evaporated the 12 billion yen bet on him was because he had a quarrel with his neighboring horse, Toho Jackle (which is Special Week’s son).
>Gold Ship knew that he screwed up big in this race and tried to avoid eye contact with humans (especially Sugai) after the race finished.

Reminder Gold Ship can choke slam you with one hand.

>>715269895
When did this ever happen? I might have skipped those dialogues. All I remember is the trainer thinking to himself hat Bakushin is retarded.

>>715271619
>can
WILL*

>>715271040
>>715271269
>>715271419
Golshi sex

Is this game yuri?

>>715261614
There were even threads where the game released in Japan. Suck my dick, disingenuous nigger.

>>715271879
it's got idolshit shoehoerned on it, so of course there's

>>715271271
Gotta say despite only getting a B grade I feel like I've trained a very powerful Gold Ship.
She won the race by a god damn mile.

Never relax around horses. Their kicks will hospitalize you.

>>715271879
A lot of the horses are blatantly into (You), but you can also choose to play as a woman and it doesn't change their feelings, but beyond that most of the teasing is extremely light and is between the umas themselves, which is by consequence yuri.

Got tired of Gold Ship's shit and told her to meet me outside.

Bruh she whooped my ass!

>>715271879
It's the same as basically every other gacha game with an all-female cast.
Enough to see it if you want to see it, not enough to upset people who don't want it.

>>715271879
It's pretty pro-LGBT

>>715271879
no but the anime is

>>715271879
Just Vodka and Scarlett

>>715261718
Based.

>>715271419
do you guys think actual IRL horses actually have this emotional intelligence, understand the concept of competitive racing, and are invested in it personally?

Or is it all just us, humans, projecting our feelings and our experiences on to an animal that's not even sapient or capable of feeling emotions?

What?

>>715272790
This horse is/was a stallion.
Why the fuck is the mommy horse a male IRL?

>>715264789
McQueen...

>>715272790
SWINGING MAESTRO!

SWINGING MAESTRO!

SWINGING MAESTRO!

>>715271961
>>715272163
>>715272312
>>715272486
>>715272501
>>715273003
why is anime so lgbt?

>>715272735
TM Opera O seems to prove that they can race by themselves or at least have a sense for "competitive racing".

>>715273041
It imitates real life

>>715272845
>Motherly personality comes from how the horse ‘nurtured’ Yutaka Take towards his first GI win (and the record for youngest jockey to win a GI, at 19 years old).
>Super Creek facilitated his growth into a genius jockey.
>Take said: “This is the first horse I fell in love with, and I won’t give him to anyone.”
>He even talked to the horse with baby talk, like how a parent talks to a child.
>He was also nicknamed “Take Yutaka’s wife” at the time.
>The famous “reverse picking” episode:
>Usually it’s always the jockey who picks and chooses the horse they are going to ride. But when Take Yutaka visited Ito training stable before the 1988 Kikka-Sho to pick his partner, Super Creek bit Take’s sleeves and didn't let him go, like the horse was picking Take to jockey him. So Take decided to give him a try.
>This episode is reenacted in game, where Super Creek actively finds you and wants you to become her trainer.

I'm in the URA finals, care to help a nigga out? I'm debating myself over this, I like the idea of ending her career with two B+ stats, but training stamina might not help me win the finals themselves.

>>715273041
not lgbt, it just hardly stops at the L

>>715272845

>>715272845
>>715273152
>>715273340
so IRL he was more like a needy shota little brother?

>>715272790
shawty a freak

>>715271879
>>715266946
>>715265472
>>715265073
>>715265057
>>715263939
>>715273003
>yuritroonshit image dump
rope c/u/ck

>Be her child anon

>>715273215
honestly you only need like 550 stamina and thats if you are a long racer

>>715271419
>After that, everytime Gold Ship would see Tosen Jordan, he would kick the latter horse.
based

>>715273435
If the brother in question 'trained' Japan's Premier Jockey into a legend, I guess? Yutaka was pretty new and openly admits he got so good because Super Creek helped him find his way. The mommy thing is a lil more apt I'd say.

>>715273216
>not lgbt, it just hardly stops at the L
....because everyone whose into L is also T in real life

>>715273435
not really, it's more like the jockey was the needy shota.

>>715273569
Its a medium racer with no recovery skills (I forgot to bring Super Creek with her, I'm retarded)

>>715273559
yeah, i would go speed

>>715272735
>actual IRL horses actually have this emotional intelligence
Actual IRL horses actually have big soft pussy and that's what matters.

>>715273638
>whose

>>715273569
I went speed and I lost lol, let's try again.

>>715274182
rng be a bitch. ive had races going in i was the clear favorite and came in last. on retry i won by 4 lengths.

>>715273215
The bakushin is calling for you, anon.

I love my wife so much!!

Consider Tamamo Cross.

Consider she's like 140cm.

Consider she probably has a very weak tight cunt.

Starting out, when do I stop pulling the gacha for resources and when should I be using carrots?

God i want to feed Oguri cap so much even if she empties my bank account

This is really funny to me. Just wish the art was better and that they hadn't fucked up the quote.
Also the whole Ralphie horse racing arc would be hilarious with Umas.

>>715274449
I don't give a shit about how t*ny she is, I care about her accent making my dick hard.

>>715274449
How can a pussy be weak and tight simultaneously?

>>715274729
Weak as in will lose to cock very easy.

>>715261514 (OP)
Great artist.

>>715274362
Yeah, she got 3rd place at the end. I was gonna say "it was a good run" but now that I look at the win/lose ratio, I'm just glad she made it this far after losing so many times. I'll win next time.

>>715268330
>trying to stir Oguri vs Rudolf tribalism of all things
You're not a real fan, but a filthy secondary.

>>715274503
>when do I stop pulling the gacha
you should have never started m8, Kitasan Black is coming in THREE days.

>>715275286
I started playing like literally last night and have only done 1 carrier, should I reroll?

>>715263085
Women can't have sex with other women, freak. You need a penis for sex.

>do a Teio run
>A, B, C+, D+, C+
>won 15 out of 19 races
>350k fans
>7500 points
>Special Week run
>B+, B, C+, D, B
>won 13 out of 17 races
>320k fans
>7800 points
???

>>715275365
Did you spend literally everything?

>>715261514 (OP)
why did they make a horse so unbelievably hot

>>715275591
horses are unbelievably hot IRL

It's not worth it bros. Don't roll on the Kitasan banner.

>lost a race by a nose
Can I blame late start?

>>715263501
Soft furry

>>715274424
That’s Teio’s wife anon. She is gay.

>>715275778
They will give you items to fully max an SSR card way before the rerun.

>>715275778
If you get luck into 2 copies you can get the rest from pity and the 6th month anniversary

>>715275845
yes

But seriously, is there anything that can stop her?

>>715275997
Good to know, I'm getting focus on everyone

>>715276002
Gold Ship

>>715261614
uma manko

>>715275778
why does this picture avoid showing 2LB Kitasan?

>>715275778
I have to roll no matter what because I don't have super creek and you can't borrow 2 supports at the same time

>>715276286
Gold Ship

>>715276382
Because LB2-3 Kitasan already blows every other speed card out of the water.

>>715275586
I mean the 9k or so you get at the start when you make an account and the tickets

>>715261514 (OP)

>>715276382
Because it would break the narrative.

>>715275997
>>715275845
I always wondered, does late start even matter for Late Surger and End Chaser? They always position themselves at the end anyway so even if you start on time there's not much difference since you're waiting for the front guys to position themselves first.

>>715276527
If you browse /mlp/ or /trash/ you should really be banned from using the rest of the site.

>>715267347
Top Cun, probably calls you onii-chan while she does it too.

Lost on the last race of her career. Second each try, I'm not sure what else I could have focused on to help her win.

>Gold Ship tries to play a boss and restrict the options
>just press rest
WHO'S THE BOSS NOW

>>715276432
Nice work anon, now make her a 3 star and do it again

>>715276780
Maybe some more wit but I guess you just got unlucky, pretty good stats.

>>715275670
damn i just checked, you're right
https://x.com/karoetty_uma/status/1938909172852236452

>>715276526
Ouch, I dunno bro. I value time, and you've already invested your time in the game. I don't know if you should reroll.

Maybe other anons can give you advice. Do bear in mind that Kitasan is the strongest card Cygames will release for the next 2 years, if you get Kitasan you're set for life, you can roll whatever you want and wherever you want after Kitasan.

>>715269206
nobody cares about peru except for the flute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H3QwNrk_WU

>>715276872
Bro I'm trying, when is her Legend Race coming? I really like this fucking autist.

>>715275670
Agreed

>>715269690
>nutella and crackers on the bed
you have no idea how pissed off this makes me

>>715277537
true, she should be eating then off my chest and then suck up the crumbs with her mouth like a vacuum when she's finished

>>715277131
The only problem with rerolling is that you'll never get the event special week SSR anymore

>>715275778
aren't you supposed to pull for SRs regardless?

>>715277874
Yes. Full uncapped SRs are better than no uncap SSRs

>>715276780
you should be getting S speed easily with 3-4 speed cards. and it looks like too much split between stam and power, with a bunch of meh skills. i usually just go stam for frontrunner, everyone else gets power, just whatever Super Creek provides is enough.
you can make up for lower stamina with recovery skills. save for gourmand / swinging maestro etc. ones like upgraded distance/conditions/locations are good when you meet the conditions, and debuffs are for tryharding PvP.
but the velocity/accel ones are conditional/random, less than 2s of 0.2 acceleration. imagine you are Ender/Pace and get that on the first straight, who cares?
its not better than having recovery to stay full speed more.

>>715267661
>>715262274
>>715270264
YWNBAW

>>715277958
>you should be getting S speed easily with 3-4 speed cards
Sometimes RNG just fucks you over so damn hard you might never get even 2 sparks.
nta

>>715270181
was urara ever bred? she still has good genes, right?

>>715270080
>>715270181
Wasn't Stay Gold the most unhinged one?

>>715278328
Haru was a virgin, a global "fan" raped her the other day so its over.

>>715277958
>but the velocity/accel ones are conditional/random, less than 2s of 0.2 acceleration. imagine you are Ender/Pace and get that on the first straight, who cares?
The fuck are you supposed to take with skills then? There's no unconditional velocity/acceleration skills.

>>715261514 (OP)
from left to right
BWC
BWC
BWC

>>715277958
>save for gourmand / swinging maestro etc
both or just one?

>>715278209
Why was this deleted?

>>715278451
Actually!

>>715278907
Literally all conditional.

>>715278451
There are a few.

NTA btw.

>>715279006
Of course, the condition has to be late race you dumb dumb, its the only way to avoid the skill being activated at the start

>>715278451
if you already have good recovery skills and don't want the location/condition etc ones, then go ahead and get homestretch haste etc if you want, but you should save for good reliable recovery first.
hell even ones like lone wolf / post# are really fucking strong, but ofc very random if you get them.

>>715278572
both, 3-4 reliable recovery skills makes winning URA very easy for sprint/mile/med campaigns without training much stamina except for friendships. i'm not too experienced with long runner campaigns but it's about the same + people aim for ~5-700 STAM.

>>715274596
oh yeah, tony loved that horse and the sheep
and the ducks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFxSep7KS_U

>>715270094
>I think
Don't do it, Bakushin!

>>715271879
half and half. sometimes the horse girl flirts with (you) and dates (you)

>>715278435
>no story about urara's son avenging her legacy by winning the big tournaments
fucking unicorns ruining horse racing

>>715270094
>>715279814
I actually really hate that her career (and side story) is just us tricking her into doing Sprints.

>>715276780
How is everyone getting these stat gains? the highest I've gotten was a B+ on Bakushin while neglecting literally everything else to F's and E's. Do my support cards just suck ass?

Have you bought her some ryegrass yet?

>>715280349
You need good legacies for the stat gains on inspiration.

>>715280501
You forgot to do the ritual again, anon

>>715280349
Probably but what also matters is legacy

>>715280349
Across legacy and resulting inspirations it's not too crazy to say it can be a difference of 300 stat points.
Borrowing an MLB meta card helps too.

The greatest achievement of my life is being Black, and my second greatest achievement is oging to be getting full MLB Kitasan Black. Mark my words. I've 10k saved

>>715263316
RIP soccer spirits

>>715278435
false.

>>715268956
>stack 6 speed cards
>play haru/bakushin
you're as bad as reddit fren

>>715268956
i only got it like 1-2 days ago. don't worry about it, it'll happen. characters aren't that important in this game.

>>715267231
did you know this game has a pc client that isn't steam

Tranime?

>>715268956
its super easy just play the game normally, stop using 5 fucking speed cards, just distribute them and you're gonna get it during the first year.

>>715281935
thats what he is saying.

>>715281975
Hors

>>715282401
then where were the threads before asmongloid and baldjewlion played the game?

>>715282575
I was here before your e-cellebs you faggot nigger

>>715282717
did you know umamusume was playable on pc in english before it ever touched steam

>>715280083
She actually gets stronger at longer races as well

>>715261514 (OP)
any thicc girls in this game? if so ill play it...

>>715282838
>did you know umamusume was playable on pc in english before it ever touched steam
With a VPN and unofficial patch?
Last time I played a japanese game after making an account with VPN I got banned after a month (Blue Protocol) so I swore to never waste my time again.

>>715282838
we all knew, buddy you're not some ebin hacker, we've been following this for 2 years.

How do you get an A rank? I've gotten close a few times on Marunzesky with a 9,600 and a 9,700. Do you just need super juiced up supports?

>>715282838
I got the mobile game cause of jovial merryment

>>715282886
I know she can do miles but afaik she still can't do mediums and longs. Unless this is in the anime or something.

>>715283165
Wins and golden skills, or so I heard, I got very close with a rudolph by winning a bunch of extra g1

>>715283010
The girls who try the hardest eat the most

>>715282575
>then where were the threads before asmongloid and baldjewlion played the game?
Nigger I was literally bumping the threads that were being made 4 days before the game went live on Steam, kill yourself.

>wow the game becomes 10,000 times more popular after the official global server is released on the most popular PC platform and mobile, what a weird phenomenon, must be 100% e-celebs' doing!!!!!!!

>>715283397
it's the e-clebs doing when the people playing are ironic weebs or just don't give a shit about weeb culture and play in the most ignorant way possible. Why complain about english text/dubs when you're just going to skip everything anyway

>>715283356
cool but the game came out 4 years ago so where were the /v/ thread spam then?

>>715283397
Fags don't understand that they completely have cause and effect reversed.
Popular streamers like asmongoloid don't pick up hidden gems and make them popular, they literally only play stuff that's already popular. Uma Musume didn't become popular because of streamers, streamers picked it up because it was popular, I remember the steam chart threads bickering between Blue Archive and Uma Musume showing the game had 25-30k peak players even before the first streamer picked it up.

>>715283637
>it's the e-clebs doing when the people playing are ironic weebs or just don't give a shit about weeb culture and play in the most ignorant way possible
How can you even prove this is the case for the majority of players?
>b-but the streamers-
I don't give a fuck about how they play, I'm talking about the average player.

>>715283637
ok but none of us are e-celebs or ironic weebs and we barely complained about the english translations so are you just being stupid or a bot?

>>715283737
>newfags don't know about uma musume
grim

>>715283737
because 99.99% of /v/ population can't speak japanese you fucking retarded mongoloid, did your mom drop you as a baby?

>>715278328
She has Nippo Teio's genes, who was a genuinely good race horse- The King of the Mile- But no, she hasn't been a broodmare.

>>715278431
Dream Journey was worse. But they're all pretty wacky. Minus Fenomeno (though even he dips his grass).

>>715283637
who cares dude
>its ironic weebs playing it!
I don't care. It doesn't affect me. I think the game is fun by itself.
>its permavirgin webs playing it!
I don't care. It doesn't affect me. I think the game is fun by itself.
>its the e-celeb and their army playing it!
I don't care. It doesn't affect me. I think the game is fun by itself.
>its the people that skip everything!
I don't care. It doesn't affect me. I think the game is fun by itself.
>its the people that read everything and make nerd graphs and shit!
I don't care. It doesn't affect me. I think the game is fun by itself.
>its cause of the dubs!
I don't care. It doesn't affect me. I think the game is fun by itself.

What's wrong with you, m8? Is there nothing more interesting in your life going at the moment that you're wasting your time like this? I doubt anyone cares about this stupid shit you're saying.

>>715282690
Umamusume A is too cute

>>715283971
for the nth time, there was a well known eng patch for the fucking game already. Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

>>715283737
>cool but the game came out 4 years ago
Yeah. In japanese only. For japanese account IPs only. Very likely on phone only too at release.
>uhm akchtually you can find this online community of people sharing around an unofficial translation and guide to setting up an account in japanese and and
Blow it up your ass, why should I play a game in those conditions when I already have other games to play? Give me an official translation and Steam support or suck a dick nigger, why is this so hard for you to understand? You think I'm gonna risk getting invested in a japanese account that could get banned for being gaijin?

>finished my 1-star Haru's career on my first attempt
thanks lil' lady

>>715261514 (OP)
I only care about the belly stuffing content. How much of it is in the game?

Giving them attention... Just derides discussion... Let's discuss umaaa's...

>>715261514 (OP)
I would like to see an actual horse racing management game, in the style of Football Manager (but with equine).

>>715284126
/vg/ played it just fine in english and most of them didn't even use a vpn because they don't live in a shit country. You must be one of the dumbest people alive and it's amazing how you even breathe

>win the NHK cup
>el condor pasa acts like she didn't
i hate this part of career.

I've 8k saved...surely it will be enough. R-Right?

>>715284207
Not a ton, at least right now, you'll get more out of the anime.

>>715262039
nigger what

>>715282690
>>715284091
so THAT'S the bitch that put pickles on Urara's burger? I'm gonna fucking kill her, I'll fucking kill her

>>715284353
>lose a race
>everyone acts like you won
Weird flex

>>715284351
That's cool. I'm happy for them.

>>715284353
I guess she El Condor PASSED on that accolade, huh?

>>715267782
nah because youve already lost two thirds in

>>715284353
>beat Suzuka
>die

>>715284351
>/vg/ played it just fine in english and most of them didn't even use a vpn because they don't live in a shit country.
Let me guess, because they're South East Asia central over there?
I don't care, I got burnt once playing jap games, I'm not getting burnt again even if other game companies are more lax about it.
>You must be one of the dumbest people alive and it's amazing how you even breathe
Have you looked in the mirror you gorilla nigger? Can you really not understand why more people are willing to play a game that's officially released in english, than with your shitty unofficial patch that's only available if you specifically know about it and look for it and hang out in communities of pedophiles and SEAniggers?
Are you completely absent in internal monologue? Can you not put 1 and 1 together? How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

>>715284372
8k and not 28k?

>>715284993
just 8k

>>715284351
>"ermmm acktually, these turbo losers did it just fine!"

>enter race, just need to get top 5
>9th
>12th
>1st
this is why i don't like late surgers.

>>715285042
think just about how lucky you need to get to get even a single one and you want no less than 4

>>715284868
I'm from the US and I didn't have to use a vpn. You're literally making every excuse why you didn't play a videogame and because you weren't influenced by some jewbag on twitch lmao. Another board is literal evidence of having motor function and you're lashing out at people for being capable, the fuck is wrong with you? Kill yourself you helpless piece of shit

>>715282690
El Condor Tetas...

>>715261614
tiktok edits

>>715282690
eough... no ear accessories... i can't tell if this is a mare or a stallion uma... i can't tell if i'm gay or not...

>>715285249
post jp account fraud

Imagine being a hipster about playing a gacha game before other people of all things, kek.
I was browsing the /vg/ thread for a week before release and people were all "oh god it's gonna be EOS in 6 months please I hope they like it please please don't flop." Now they turn around and pull off this shit.

does losing a pvp match do anything?

>>715285537
makes you feel bad
if you win them you get rewards btw

This bitch fucking loves me, 3 copies of her in 100 rolls so I exchanged for the last 20 pieces.

It's so fucking funny how her girlfriend Justaway is still not in this game

>>715285648
Congrats on strong hors

>>715285429
Don't be a coward and reply directly. They're completely right because there's no incentive for western retards to pull and they're sitting on their gems for meta shit just like ENG princess connect. This is definitely eos or at least a fucking embarrassment to cygames. Also the JP uma players on /vg/ didn't suddenly disappear when steam release happened, hilarious. It's as if the method of playing the game still works as it did several years ago

>>715275778
I'll just leech it off some whale

DO NOT PURSUE GOLD SHIP FOR SEX/ROMANCE!

BEWARE THE UNASSUMING MAN WHO GROOMS HER!

>>715280349
leech some good parents, focus on improving friendship early

can you stop replying to obvious rage bait plx

Imagine being so desperate for (You)'s, kek. Sorry bro you're not getting this one either. I'm going back to my Gold Ship campaign so that's about as long as I entertain your tomfoolery. Enjoy your stay in the Global thread.

>>715284118
>well known
>unofficial patch
if you think most people bother to install an unofficial patch and use a VPN for a region locked japanese gacha game, your perspective is fucked, get a life

>>715286352
bro i'm not the one waiting for asmongol's approval until i start playing a videogame, improve yourself

>4th in debut race
>night owl just before beach
>fail acupuncture event
>tissues

Finished the first season of the anime and while I think giving them fat bellies is a funny (if slightly questionable) gag, it was a mediocre show. I slightly regret watching the movie first, but as I was watching the show it made me appreciate how well crafted the movie is.

>They're completely right

>no jp account posted
quit entertaining this guy he's just a shitposter trying to stir up the threads

Murica!

>>715286606
Season 2 is leagues better. I'd watch it if you're still willing to watch more of the anime.

>>715286606
Rice Shower's arc in S2 is really good, there's a reason everyone loves her.

>>715286606
>it was a mediocre show.
Good, that's what you should feel about it. Now watch S2 which is kino.
> I slightly regret watching the movie first,
No shit you fucking idiot what the fuck were you thinking? A movie with MOVIE budget is going to outclass any anime season you watch now. What kind of a moron are you?

>won't post internet history
yeah the twitch streamer taint must be good for you if you need it play any vidya

>>715286707
untranslated = kamige
translated = kusoge
I don't make the rules

>See her in a race against me
M-Mercy.......

>>715286047
I wonder if Red Hare was an Uma too

>>715286827
I love her and I never even saw the anime. Her voice and "onii-sama"s are really fucking cute.

>>715286903
you will never be japanese.

>If you can't, you've gotta eat beans.
this feels like an exploitable screenshot opportunity

>>715287108
This clip tells will tell you most of it.
https://youtu.be/gSdsq8uY1fM

>>715261514 (OP)
Why can't actual track and field be as good?

Ok grandma

>>715287289
Real track and field doesn't have girls who can move this fast or have massive bursts of speed for massive comebacks. Horses do that.

>>715286707
I wonder if he's a BAfag trying to stir up trouble kek.

>>715287152
imagine playing uma global just because you're asmongloid's toilet

>Racing against a random grandma early game
>Either you beat her easily or she just speedblitzs your Uma

>>715286763
>>715286827
I heard bad things about the first season and good things about the second season so I’m looking forward to watching it. I was looking forward to defending the first season but it really does just exist.
>>715286862
Even ignoring the animation quality the movie was more emotionally poignant. Pic rel is a single 3 second moment but still hits me in the gut knowing who Jungle Pocket was inspired by.

>>715287464
I doubt it, those guys stick tightly to their own circles. He's just a bitter newfag trying to hall monitor the catalogue

>>715285293
You'll be the bottom either way

What's the point of using the shoe things to upgrade Umas? The skills they get are fucking useless for most of them past the first one...

>>715288237
Gold frame your waifu

official umamusume signs that you're r*ddit and not 4chans
>rerolled and torture yourself for fine motion
>picked oguri cap for your free selector
>skip all the idol cutscenes
>constantly bitch at people to roll for kitasan black as a f2p
>only start playing when twitch streamers played
>insist the story matters over the idol raising elements
>constantly make glue jokes

>>715288467
Anything to change?

>>715261614
>muh bottom of the barrel knuckle dragging tubelords and the audience of retards who follow them
Only picked it up because the anime was better than most and it's out of Japan. No one worthwhile would give a rat's ass if this was developed by some trash studio like BioWare or Bethesda.

>>715288467
>picked oguri cap for your free selector
I picked Taiki.

What does that make me?

>>715261682
SPBP

>>715287563
I haven't watched the movie and I have no idea who jungle pocket is, tell me what I need to know before watching the movie

i understand why el was the first legend race now
i don't think she's struggled on a goal race except one time getting trapped in the box

Finally completed my first career.The odds were against us with Super Creek not having so much as a single triangle in the last two race predictions but we still managed to get 3rd in the end.

For me it’s the JD-keiki umas who LARP as jk umas. Love. Hags.

>>715288889
A fantastic movie about Ryuko Matoi as a horse girl wanting to be the fastest horse girl there ever was. Great story, great animation, great direction, GOD TIER sound design we'll probably never get to fully experience since it hasn't been released in theaters over in the west hopefully YET, seeing as the game is a hit right now.

>>715289659
So I don't need to know anything about JunglePocket? I can go blind?

okay nevermind i hate el condor pasa now
the fucking arima kainen murdered me even with 3 clocks
this race is my fucking white whale

>>715289659
The first season is by no means bad, it’s just that that the franchise decidedly pivoted into going full in on being a sports drama series in the anime adaptations from s2 onwards

>>715289765
Yeah it's standalone and in a completely different universe from the anime. It just feels like a fully realized passion project.

>>715289765
Both the movie and Cinderella are pretty self contained

Is it possible to make a god tier medium distance runner that's running front style with just the starting uma girls? If so how? Do I just keep using 2 different girls over and over with those styles?

>>715290414
isn't that literally daiwa scarlet, the tutorial girl?

I don't care about tit monster Brinhilda. Bring me Manhattan Cafe

>>715266164
yeah the girls should be using their fat horse cocks to pump the inspiration directly into your trainee

>>715289659
does it have hype moments and aura farming?

>>715291179
What

>>715287315
her constant attempts at trying to be hip and cool like the kids these days make me want to mating press her so bad

>>715291179
I still remember how hard I pissed and cummed and cried watching the final race so yeah.

okay so the reason that the goldship card is ass is because she offers no training bonuses, right? just a bunch of shitty skills?

>>715291179
Got my first Career A
It's all coming up Uma

So do horse girls only give birth to other horse girls or is it like a recessive gene thing where there's only a chance of it happening?

>>715291804
Uma Goddess magic. Always assumed the former.

>>715291804
>>715291985
>Uma-Human Male relationship
Uma girl or Human Boy
>Human male-Human Female relationship
Human boy or Human girl, with a really slight but not zero chance of Uma Girl instead.

>>715292171
>>Uma-Human Male relationship
Weird how that would work at all, since all of the media forms highlight how the uma brain his hardwired around eat, sleep, competition.

>>715264283
>>715264283
>>715264283

>>715292759
but that's the seanig numberfag containment thread