Thread 535377693

IT'S HAPPENING
troondle filth off the op!

>Recent News
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Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.
>https://ascension.gg/

>What is Project Epoch?
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>1500+ New quests
>2000+ New creatures
>2000+ New items
>And more!

For more info read their website
>https://www.project-epoch.net/
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Previous Thread:
>>535364130

>>535377693 (OP)
PVMPING

1500 people on a friday night? And its lagging still? Thats it huh lmao

blackrock spire is so fuckin RED now

GVRVFASHY open when?

new area in stv

POCHIE FRIDAY!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>535378032
has spirits inside

home...

>>535378225
>Amani architecture in Stranglethorn
LORELET DEVS

NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>ETA for compile is 15-20~ minutes
Admittedly i don't know anything about Trinitycore, but i'm fucking surprised i can recompile Chromium/Firefox/Linux kernel faster than that.

I love juicy ass white sluts

Soul....

>>535378531
compiling takes a minute, they roll fixes first

POCHIE

Seeing people standing in gs doorways make me laugh

SOVL
I got kicked

>>535378673
I dont like Wrath assets for the cave it feels like cheating

so close...

POCHIE SATURDAY

Pochie....!

I need a pochie pal...

>>535378740
Cheating against who, anon?

I want DutchDaddy to Mpreg me so bad.

-10 ms for me, did they move the server?

Sorry about that Midna poster.
You might be a nigga.
But just know that you are not my nigga

>>535378880
yeah I got it now

>>535378827
I dont want to see wrath assets ruining my otherwise vanilla aesthetics. I guess the better way to explain it is I think it cheapens the experience.

WOW ACTUAL COMMUNICATION
THIS SERVER MIGHT NOT BE TOTAL FAILIURE AFTER ALL

>>535378935
Druid forms have wrath models on this server.

desu turning into FMC-tier real fast

>>535378989
Why was Kaytotes unable to do this instead of giving extremely generic 1 liners and no further info?

>>535378989
Wait does this mean they are compiling everything I said in /desu

>>535379081
How many anons are planning to play guru who aren't from FMC? I don't mind erp trannies but it's not super fun playing with people who are already cliqued up.

>>535379116
I don't think any of them knew what they were doing so they were intentionally being vague while scrambling behind the scenes.

>>535379181
All midna rape is being compiled

>>535379116
It was just that bad of a situation. Hell, Dutch probably is looking at this setup and cringing but trying his best.

>>535377693 (OP)
>sloppa op
Yup, it's this one.

>>535379081
desu will not be FMC when the actual launch happens, nothing you do in this test will matter so just shitpost.
>>535379243
You better communicate with other people during the test then.

This thread confirmed my theory that it’s mentally ill trannys doing that spam in every thread. Get some help and ywnbaw

>>535379243
I didn't get psyopped
>>535379360
Meh, fuck it I don't care, the midna poster is a fucking traitor anyhow, he deserves it.

testign... :3 :3 :3

>>535379269
That's what I was guessing

>this is ascension custom content.
Insane how miles ahead they are of everyone else.

>>535379243
I will play Horde__ on Guru.
The only Turtle guild I ever joined was

>>535379116
bro was typing his msgs between OW2 queue

>>535379396
There is no desu at launch and if there was you can't get in without knowing and if you do know then fuck you, I am going to bully you.

>>535379243
I'm rolling Guru horde with Kor Kron, it's gonna be a glorious clusterfuck

something's wrong

Pochie?

>>535379712
Love you too anon.

>>535379756
>doorway is about 3 and a half humans tall
made for tauren

>>535378921
I'm sorry my melanin took down the server :c

>>535379756
imagine being 5'4

>>535379625
everyone is playing horde on Guru, but theres going to be a faction balance.

>>535379553
he be lookin zesty

>>535379625
>The only Turtle guild I ever joined was
Based, miss that nigga like you wouldn't believe.

ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING MULTIPLE THREADS

>>535379805
GET BACK IN YOUR FAVELA BROWN
IM IN

>>535379857
seething turtle shill spotted

IT'S UP

I reserved my names so early and now I cant even make a new character. If one of you takes it I'm really gonna do it this time.

>>535379857
There's some fag that really hates whitemane OPs for no reason

IN

>>535379542
>we go in my pussy
some 46 year old romanian typed that

>>535379756
5'4 guy vs 6'8 door

>>535379756
Seems okay to me.

Seriously why do my addons break every time it goes down until I delete the folder and reinstall them all?

finally a real thread thank you
whitemane is pochie culture

>>535379625
>>535379716
>horde
I need squad members to defend stonetalon peak and hillsbrad fields. Where are my real psychokiller no shoes murderers?

>>535379756
these doors are made for Vrykul innit?

Why does Whitemane exclusively fuck shotas?

>>535379756
So this is the custom content it took 4 years to make?

>>535380169
ok u convinced me, I'll roll horde

>>535379973
It's literally the opposite. Other people keep making new threads but sloppa tranny HAS to be OP so he spams. It's actual mental illness. I bet his heart unironically skips a beat when he sees somebody else posted the new thread.

>>535379756
>this is what butthurt troondle shills ACTUALLY believe

0/10 cry moar

>>535380169
I just know that i will waste a shit ton of hours doing impromptu murder squads instead of questing.

>>535380347
only way to play the game imo

Whitemane sloppa OPs are a foundational pillar of /epog/.

OH N-

>>535379857
Whitemane is now the official mascot of Pochie and op's that don't feature her are invalid.
simple as

>>535379756
That just screams amateurish. How embarrassing

>>535380435
I agree, i definitely dont want it any other way.

>Servers cooked
>It somehow wasn't a Kaytotes Failure issue, literally no one can get Project Epoch up and running
>All level 15s and below have been wiped, forcing everyone into starting areas which results in servers being unplayable
>Only way forward is strict +100 person queue per 15 minutes system
>New queue system means you have a very low chance of being able to play the first several days
>By the time you do play many will be level 45+ thereby nullifying the effect of wipes to begin with
>You're giving Ascension Kernal Access despite no other launchers for any private servers of video games in the last 20 years requiring this and even with the best intentions and ultimate level of trusts if anyone hacks Ascension they've also hacked you

Why is the server pop so low? Did the hype die?

Almost there...

>>535380549
those are alpha assets newfag

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!

>>535380476
I love this WHORE

who dis

dance party in goldshire inn, everyone welcome

Is there a nampower style addon for wotlk?

if only 1800 people can get in, how come I never hit a queue?

>the servers are actually up and not a complete shit show
Well I'll be... they actually fucking did it

>>535381242
epoch client has spell queueing built in so you wont need it*

>>535381230
how did you even get in?

>Kernal Access
This is how Russians write "Kernel" btw, you can't make this shit up

>>535380831
stress test progress won't be saved. people genuinely don't want to help test

>unrealistic
lol

OMG GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT THE LAUNCHER FORCES HECKIN ADMIN PRIVELEGES!!!!!11!11!!!!!1111

>>535381310
There's still giga lag on the first input and on any instant casts without it

>>535381429
yes vlad its quite unrealistic

Anyhow as I was saying, sorry Midna anon that I called you a troon, faggot, queerhawk, aids, brown, gayboy, troon, massive flaming fat gay man, genuinely horrible, a waste of my breath, go back to turtle you fucking freak, loser , not my type of people. brown, black, MIDNIGHTMAN everything I actually hate about 4chan, phoneposter indian, saar, the gayest, bug rape victim,
Hold up I'm hitting the limit

>>535381429
Do you think 1800/6000 players will be rolling humans?

>>535381380
is randomly changing vowels to "a" a russian thing? i remember a troglodyte asking for "rebaffs" on turdle a few years ago.

>>535381507
probably because youre playing on a stress test so its really fucking laggy. just install a snowfall addon

>if I don't replace my WTF and Interface folder after each crash my addons stop working
anyone else getting this shit?

>>535381678
But you took it, so you're okay with me midnightman.

KILL AND RAPE MIDNA

>>535381781
skill issue

>2k people wasting time on unannounced stress tests.
How many servers will they need?

>>535381696
Yes, listen to them pronounce English words and you will understand why

>>535381781
works on my machine

went from 230ms kaytotes to 350ms dutch.
lame.

There's already a group of browns in the guru arena teaming up on everyone...

>>535381928
you should form a group with other players to thwart them!

>>535381848
Hey, no!
They said they don't like that.
They only like Indian men

>>535381862
I'm expecting six to eight, only one will be PvP

>>535380549
that's a troll bait image. it's not real.

I went back to the weird rock and it's just this

>>535381242
When Epoch still had a competent core dev, they implemented spell queue system.
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/TrinityCore/pull/66

>>535381917
sorry saar

>>535381917
Murica got fucked with Ascension. They moved to France or some shit.

I'M IN!

>>535382089
is the gnome starting area secretly OP?

why are there three active threads?
Holy shit can troondle retards stop thread splitting already

know your place brownies

>>535382115
If he's getting 350ms he's not NA, it's like 100-150ms to France private servers

fashy und freshy

how do i merge my epoch account o an already existing ascension account, yes they use the same email

>>535382198
you cheated with a heal, not fair

>>535382174
>Secretly OP
There's so few people in there that doing stuff is just a chill experience. not that it matters much.

>>535382198
i love pservers balance at low levels

Alright so the Midna bug sex video

>>535382327
>don the dress and heal pinkies!
ok!
>NOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT

>>535382293
Log on the ascension website and that's it

>>535382293
I think Dutch has a post for that in epoch faq

Where the fuck is this server located, siberia? My latency is double of Turtle

>>535382198
hey thats me talking to billy

>>535382027
soul

I'm getting a little tired of these 5 minute samples.

>>535382405
>stress test
>wtf why is my ping high
ITT: brownoids

i'm hoping all the logging with the stresstest is responsible for this latency.
probably not tho

>>535382405
germany or france or something
I went from 206ms in KayPoch to 215ms average here

>>535382405
>double of turtle
if it was in siberia you wouldnt have any lag at all now would you ivan

>>535382405
It's a secret, so it's harder for blizzard to shut down the server but somewhere central europe

>>535382497
yeah, i just bought subnautica for 7 bucks, so im going to go install that load it up and then quit and go play nothing

The servers are up? did pochie friday really happen?

wait a minute

so i havent been hitting a queue because THERE IS NO QUEUE? only 1800 people are trying to test?????

D on FUCKING A

So these stress tests are unrelated to the actual launch? The progress will be deleted?

>>535382621
I gave up testing, I'll just wait.

>>535382629
This thread is not for illiterate invalids.

>>535382621
1800 people in the same zone all starting at the same time
retard

>>535382621
>He didn't join the anon channel

>>535382621
there is no queue retard wtf are you talking about "sitting in" one

>>535382737
ok but why isn't there a queue of more people trying to get in

>>535382725
This thread is certainly for illiterate invalids

>>535382737
Light's Hope had 3000 people in each starting zone with no lag on launch

I always get in and then get kicked in the next 3 or so minutes

>>535382813
The FUCK you gonna do about it
That's right FUCK off bitch.

I didn't join the anon channel because I'm trying to stay hidden

>Why doesn't a STRESS TEST have a QUEUE??
I share a general with unironic 65 IQ Somalians

>dead general
>dead discord
>dead reddit
>only 2000 online
It unironically died

>>535382797
holy mongoloid

that is the problem. we went from 4k people in queue to zero?

>>535382876
We don't want your kind here

>>535382936
join you fucking BITCH

>>535382737
average epoch fan iq

Guys the launcher just logged into my bank account wff

>>535382956
Why do you want a queue for a fucking stress test
Do you think 2000 people were in the human starting zone on launch?

>>535382936
It's the stress test dummy.
It's the only time to fuck around, click random name and go to town.
Watch out for Midna anon he fucks Indians and was raped by bugs

Ambershire HYPE

>>535382951
should be significantly higher when dutch actually pings people

>>535382937
legit mental retardation

the point is, my mongoloid friend, only 1800 people are trying to play, it's fucking dead. ascension killed it, we had 4k in queue before

>>535383004
y-yeah...

>>535382937
>60k pop incoming!
I would think more than 1.8k would want to try the server.

so out of the autists in desu, how many are playing on guru?

>>535383083
If your server doesn't have 2000 humans on launch it's genuinely DoA when the majority of alliance plays it. Are we already coping for Epoch's pop

>>535383090
>implying Ambershire will handle 60k

Oh wait this is the tranny AI op thread, later AGP freaks

>>535383109
>only 1800 people are trying to play
humans
in the human starting zone

>>535383135
it's a laggy stress test that is going to be wiped before launch. why the fuck would you use that as a metric for people who want to roll and play on it?

POCHIE SUNDAY
>POCHIE SUNDAY
POCHIE SUNDAY
>POCHIE SUNDAY
POCHIE SUNDAY
>POCHIE SUNDAY
POCHIE SUNDAY
>POCHIE SUNDAY
POCHIE SUNDAY
>POCHIE SUNDAY

>>535383083
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

IT'S NOT ABOUT HAVING A QUEUE

IT'S ABOUT THERE ONLY BEING 2K PEOPLE TRYING TO PLAY

THE SERVER IS DOA AND HAD 5K IN QUEUE BEFORE ASCENSION

>>535383158
pretty much all of us I think

>>535383158
all of us

If you want to know how to join.
It's /join desu
This is the only time you will get this spoonfed, and no you will not get the password for the real server

>>535383249
2k is comfy for a pserver you absolute browniod mong

>>535383249
>2K PEOPLE TRYING TO PLAY
An intermittently down human-locked stress test that is going to be wiped within 24 hours.
You're delusional. And retarded.

crank it dutch im ready

>>535383249
>It's a stress test with no benefit
>Compares it to the failed launches
nice try turtle shill, your tricks won't work.

>>535383228
nah. you legit can't comprehend english

>>535383329
ah, yes. the "I don't want to do group content" cope. missed you, bud

>>535383324
>real server
FMC all over again yay yay yay pochie hype

>ivan cant tell the difference between 2000 players spread out between zones and 2000 players being able to see eachother

Always told you ziggers are subhuman

T. Pole

I can't get in...

Probably 90% of the poeple dont even know its human only and are trying to make others

No high elfs? No care.

>>535383329
>Waiting 3 hours for a group as a DPS is comfy
I’m rolling on turtle I guess. Kaynotes really crashed the hype train on this

>>535383228
>why the fuck would you use that as a metric
It can be used to gauge interest just as much as something like discord pop can.

>>535383249
It's amazing how you can tell someone is transgender just from one post

STRESS THIS BUSSY

>>535383109
Did you regrow your foreskin yet bro

>>535383158
I'm not.
I'm actually playing on Kezan and I am a part of a massive conspiracy to trap and betray all the guru posters.
Teehee JK

>>535383378
>2k players isn't enough to do group content
you've never played on a pserver before

>>535383442
no pubes?

>>535383249
>he's afraid
Don't sweat it, we won't know if you turn tail.
See you on Pochie.

>>535383404
you can't tell the difference between several english words

>2k is comfy
>1k is what we wanted
>500 is more than enough
>200 is great, we're like family
>100 is enough to raid
>50 is the two raids keytotes envisioned
>25 fills a raid, as long as nobody quits
>w-we can try to kill some bosses with 15
>g-guys, why I'm alone?

>>535382621
the ideal wow server only has 1800 people.

>>535383424
lmao its probably this.

What will the cope be when the actual launch comes about and 10,000 people log in? They're all bots?

>>535383158
none of us, if you play on guru you fell for the psyop.

>>535383470
2k fucking sucks, 2k peak means you can't do anything off peak, let alone when everyone's 60. you will iterally have to abandon all your dungeon quests

>>535383404
>T. Pole
We could sense your long nose from here, chop chop and make more bagels Igor

>>535382837
no it didnt

>>535383529
The ideal kaytotes server pop is 50 people unironically. this is from his original dev notes.

>>535383387
So what's the real server then.

>>535383442
She looks like she fucks human men.

Have you guys considered they're just rejecting any connections above 2k?

>>535383470
yes, yes, 20 minutes as DPS, I know. you said the same thing last time.

>>535383538
a server with 1800 people does not have 4 people in your level bracket wanting to do the same content as you, in the right roles

can someone (You) me when its' up again? I'm getting tired of spamming the log in

>>535383558
there are literally singleplayer wow mods that support 10,000 concurrent bots. this already exists.

>>535383324
it's literally been on most of OP's posts you fucking nigger

>>535383249
>trying to play
no one right now is trying to play, it's a fucking stress test.

>2k players on an unannounced human only stress test in the starting zone = 2k launch population
and other retarded brown person math

It's up

>>535383712
It's up!

>>535383709
>a server with 1800 people does not have 4 people in your level bracket wanting to do the same content as you, in the right roles
Neither does a 10k server if you believe turtle.

I'M IN

>>535383712
wait in realm selection for kezan to go offline, after that it's 20-30 seconds and up

>>535383682
Yean i couldn't connect the last time

>>535383742
Nope, not there at all.

Ok guys serious question tho what happened to the hype all of sudden? The reddit and discord is barely moving at all.

>>535383823
but those 10k are totally human players, don't question it.

i'm opening them screw it

>>535383763
Slavs aren't known for their ability to laterally think

>>535383871
1-5am in europe

>>535383664
Ah yes, that's why he relentlessly shilled on reddit with paid advertisement and videos, to get 50 players.

>>535383871
Most people got tired from 3 weeks of edging and moved on

i'm opening midna

>it will never launch
>ascension won't be able to fix it
>2000 players on a stress test is bad
>they'll never debug the code
>9000 players on a launch isn't sustainable
>30000 players across 6 servers is a terrible idea
>500000 players across 50 servers is a bad thing actually
>all of those players are bots
>g-guys, please log in to turtle... deathwing is out...

>>535383924
Nyooooo you must hold for pochie weekend (real) sis!!!

>2k people instantly log in to an unannounced stress test
>there are at least 2k (two thousand) people trying to log in at any given moment
>ded server guise
I hate turdles so much its unreal

>>535383984
zero lies detected

>>535383529
>why I'm

dutch posting in epoch-discussion on ascension

why the fuck is there so many different channels for this shit now

>>535383984
>deathwing
what

Alright, sorry Midna anon.
Seriously. come on out, I wont say anything bad.
you took it well you're alright by me

>Finally launch after 4 weeks
>only 2000 people log in
OH NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHA

>>535384113
grim batol has the unaltered cataclysm model of deathwing in it lol

>>535383984
>deathwing
what???

Bets on launch date? I'm thinking next weekend

>>535384113
Deathwing is in the files in the newest turdle update, using his cata model.

For me it's #epoch-discussion

2k people online for an unannounced stress test is actually pretty amazing, if they pinged the server there would probably be 10k on no problem.

>>535384150
>>535384178
like... totally unmodified? it's not just a nefarion-like model?

>>535384054
>unannounced
lol

>>535381781
>being so retarded as to install addons on a custom server on a stress test that is compiling updates every 30 min
Nigga nobody needs addons before lvl 30

>>535384280
I wanted to use this time to set my addons up ready for launch...

>>535384080
general is for gif spam discussion is for being normal it seems

>>535384276
what's the next cope gonna be achmed

i cant login

>>535384276
Yes it is unannounced, as in they didn't announce the stress test was occurring at this moment. Do you understand English?

>>535384340
when you give me the next point to easily refute

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

DEATHWING INTO UE5 GUYS HOOOOOLY FUAAAARKING, meh
I'll be playing monsters and memories by then.

>>535384280
without pinging people it may as well be unannounced, not everyone is mentally ill like us

>>535384340
>>535384393
just ignore the obviously indian posters

Dutch is kind of hard to read, I can't tell if we're fucked or not. With Kaytotes you JUST knew.

>>535383968
other people convinced him his vision was wrong, and look where it left him?
unable to launch his server, his best friend left his team, his mods left him, and now he's owned by the saudis.

>>535384393
lol

they told you and everyone else yesterday what the moment was going to be. it's right t

>>535384481
i feel like this is going to break him. its so much more fucked than we thought

I dont know if I wanna do a feral druid or ret pally when this shit actually launches

you are making classic+ experience and you can do anything you want with Deathwings character and looks and you go with the lame cacapiss design?

>>535384481
He seems stoic, I got faith

>>535384280
>>535384328
works on my machine. been making steady progress on my UI, 5 minutes at a time

>>535384525
You are illiterate.

>>535384601
i think cacawing looks cool

>>535384273
Nope it's 1:1

>>535384521
He was shilling hard since the very start, the "two raids" is just pretending to be humble and giving lip service to retards like (you).

>>535384660
seethe detected, concession accepted.

Name 3 reasons why I shouldn't troon out on Epoch and milk people from here

>>535384481
>dutch is hard to read
no he's not he's just being carful with 40k trads being wrangled at the moment

Will they reenable character creation at all for this shit or will I just have to wait?

>60 MS
am I gonna be able to raid?

>>535384873
anon you are very ignorant of the current situation

>>535383036
It's a good thing you don't have any money

>>535384701
Deathwing DOES look cook as fuck, its just that his cata model doesnt fit the dogshit 100 polygon models from classic

Mahbe they should port deathwing to Minecraft and then port it back to turtle

>>535384601
Deathwing is in epoch?

I didn't believe in Dutch at first, but after looking at what Turtle did to my favorite classes I think I'll stick with Epoch after all. Should have launched their fresh two weeks ago.

>>535384970
You can raid with 400+

>>535384987
Everyone on the turtle team uses HD mod. That's why the new hairs that look like shit vanilla look good in HD.

>>535385010
turtle

I found the damn explorer goblin once but I can't find him again

>>535384751
His gigchad jaw is really the only problem with his Cata model desu

uɐzǝʞ<

>>535384970
I am ignorant I haven't been able to keep up with anything since the ascencion acquisition.

>>535385110
kek

Has the server been down for like 15 minutes or did I just miss this round of loggings and am capped out?

>>535385072
>turtle devs are graphicstards
oof

kekzan is up?

>>535383083
KT launched the server at 3am on a weekday and got a full server with 5k in queue. Wheres the interest gone?

ITS UP

>>535385279
you're to late
we had our fun

Would you still play if it ended up being multiple servers capped at 3k or would you quit due to megaserver autism?

>>535385305
>launch
vs
>stress test that will get wiped

>>535385020
They installed retails sabertooth talent for feral because classic babies couldnt cope with tracking more than 2 debuffs on target lmao

What a disaster
Might aswell progress to cataclysm right away
Turtleclysm

>>535385381
Still would

>>535385381
I don't care about megaserver bullshit, I just want to explorer contract my priest and do all the new quests and stuff.

>>535383353
If 2k people arent even trying to show up for the good of the server I dont want to be around those people who refuse to help test

I refuse to believe Epoch is this based

>>535385209
Can only make human so far so everyone is in same start to stress it individually

>>535385381
Still play
that was my pvp server pop way back when

>>535385381
dont care just want to play at this point

>>535385462
Turtle does it too.

>>535385462
this is standard these days

>2025
>Not playing Gurubashi

Are you bullied, mentaIIy handicapped, or both?

>b-but I'll get killed...

And? Was wow a contest about who lives the longest?

>pve is better!!!

It's not, as long as you aren't underage or brown

>it's....IT'S NOT CROSS FACTION

Why would you want to play with no shoe mud hut dwellers? They don't even have elves

>>535385462
That was confirmed long ago yeah, they don't want WB stacking for raids.

>>535385462
>world buff cancer
At least dispelled in instances.

>>535385381
only with crossrealm grouping

(obviously)

>>535385381
3K is what I was hoping for, while expecting even less, before the boom in popularity.

>>535385587
trvke

>waaay past Dutche's bed time
still cranking it
kaytatos would never

>>535385381
>Would you still play if it ended up being multiple servers capped at 3k
GOD I wish

>>535385587
im going to find my tgirl wife on kezan sorry

>>535385587
BVSED

>>535385559
>>535385553
...then why are there always multiple retards asking for buffs? they want to kill wolves faster?

>>535385381
I could give a shit about realm pop, I just wanna see the content.

>>535385748
wife(male) are all the rage these days, you're going to have competition

>>535385587
All this for a bait

>>535385404
If you dont show up to help stress test you're a subhuman

I really don't know why you guys keep pretending like you're gonna play on the pvp server

>>535385816
nah, i've given this retarded fucking server enough of my time.

Whye ven bother baiting about pve or pvp anyway, everyone will just do what they want

>>535385876
We are ALL rolling on GURUBASHI ALLIANCE

>>535385404
kek, I see your dropped the "unannounced" cope. I respect that

GURU'S UP

IM IN

IM IN

IM IN

3 PvE servers, 1 PvP server.

>>535385983
speak for yourself

>>535386095
they know pvp is going to die the fastest kek

My wrist hurts from macroing /train to 3 and spamming it on the road to stormwind

https://youtu.be/mUzPKbQrNVE

Finally some kino to watch before sleepies

>>535385587
BASED

We're actually all on Kezan horde

When I want to PvP I queue for BGs or /duel someone
It's not that complicated

>>535385587
kek, based /tv/ poster

>>535386161
CHOO CHOO

>>535386178
>m.jpg
>literal AI generated video
lmao

>>535386204
shh

>>535386095
nah bro...EVERYONE is playing pvp, TRUST US

GURUBASHIGANG

>>535386204
I'm kezigger ally though

>>535386178
stick to posting mentally ill vtuber webms instead

I'm playing on Gurubashi Alliance, as a human female protection paladin, in , with explorer contract, and I'm going to tank every dungeon and raid.

I'm playing on Gurubashi Alliance, yes.

I can't decided between Hunter or Rogue
yes I will be pvping
what was given to hunters that will make not having stealth hurt less

>>535386348
Based, I'll be doing the same on my human female holy priest.

>>535386348
The guild should just be

I have to believe that they're just throttling connections without using a queue. I have to

Server seems locked out basically at this time, I wonder if they're gonna let more than 2k on soon

>>535386427
At 60 you can race swap to night elf for shadowmeld, bow spec and attack speed/crit depending on the time of day.

>>535386427
you can have shadowmeld on any race for actual hunting (setting traps and waiting)

>>535386427
no dead zone and some pet QoL
so basically nothing lol

>>535386483
Yeah I haven't been able to connect for awhile now.

dejavu stuck on 2000 players hahahah

>>535386481
true but trans "people" are in need to shove their ideology in every mouth

Gurubashi alliance. Sub rogue.
I will guard our sisters from within the shadows.

>>535386483
Of course they are.

>>535386483
Theres no fomo fro a test as opposed to thinknig the servers might be going up for real and you need to get in to play

>>535386474
Based.
>>535386481
Why? There are pals and trans gals joining.

>>535386532
you can swap racials idiot no need to be a fag elf

guru belongs to the horde

>>535386757
That's what I meant, fagballs.

Gurubashi Alliance. Little gnome priest... pleasure to meet you.

Is Dutch a real nigga?

>>535386757
obesity speaks

>>535386843
You don't even own shoes let alone a server

>>535386532
>60
the game is over by then

I WILL NEVER WEAR SHOES

>>535386876
yeah he's gonna pull an all nighter today and tomorrow to have the server up before Ambersh*re

>>535386894
become ungovernable

Wait is the test server still open or what? I can't get in anymore

>>535386874
You and I are gonna be BEST friends...

>>535386874
My human warlock needs urgent cock cleaning.

>>535387048
I'm just waiting to see if Dutch needs more people. Said he would ping if needed.

I want to play paladin or priest but man, the choices suck
>Human
Males dont have good customization options but armors look the best on them.
Females have meh animations but their armor looks generally good.
>Nelfs
faggy animations
>Dwarf
top tier animations but male is manlet and armor looks bad
female dorf looks pretty meh but has good animations.
>Gnome
lol.

>>535387235
UNDEAD PALADIN

>>535387235
female human priest is S tier cast animations. sorry for your terminal taste.

Was this the right response /pol/ or was I a lil too heavy handed??

>>535387235
dorf is pretty much the only based ally race

>>535382620
God I want the slurp the sweat from between a Female Goblin's ass cheeks

>>535387406
hes bluffing

When are we getting a private server that completely bans all addons?

>>535387406
holy based
basedbasedbased

>>535387524
ask gummy

>>535387524
felmyst last year
it had 50 pop for about a day

I got banned for posting this

>>535387472
>Literal janny


Yep, finished a nice meal, tomatoes, cucumbers (not that a zigger could afford either of those)
Had also nice chicken breast breaded and filled with cheese (not that a zigger would know)

Time to go sleep

>>535387396
bullshit
female dwarf has the best animations
top tier when she raises her hands up while casting

>>535387125
Is that you Jahy?

>>535387651
kek

How did the stress test go?
Is it still going?

>>535386887
gay homosexual that will burn in hell no offsprings speaks

>>535381471
>>535382813
Just manually disable admin access from the launcher by editing the manifest. For whatever reason it's using 3% less cpu since I did it.

>>535387396
Im trans btw.

can someone link me a cast animations showcase that is current with epoch's animations

Thats it? Its over and we have to wait another 24 hours™?

Are they still cranking or have they gone to sleep?

>>535387912
yes

>>535387859
>another 24 hours™?
Another two more weeks.

>>535387859
STILL CRANKING

>>535387771
>just download this ResourceHacker.exe hacker tool and run it and let it compile and inject scripts into other .exe's bro then you're totally way safer

>>535387952
>two more weeks
Now this is the pochie I know and love

>>535387952
Well yeah, but they arent going to say that. The edging is an intrinsic feature of this pserver.

>>535387859
bayhotes spaghetti code is just built different

>>535379756
this door is the single reason why im not hyped for epoch anymore.

dutch update inc

>>535387472
>>535387472
I dont really care if he is bluffing man, being removed from pisscord wont stop me from playing, sorry.

>>535387406
Fuck that faggot, he's also +1 all the troon flags and palestine shit.

>>535388206
>shitting free palestine
spotted the fucking jew

it's over

>>535388206
you are a loser that actively cares about discord emojis and moderation

>>535388206
>and palestine shit.
i didnt know the JIDF was posting here

>>535388176
gather round folks

>REEEEEEEE turtle is bad because the quests have typos!!!
contribute and fix them yourself, CHUD

>>535387960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII

Why do you think we care that you're picking fights with glorified interns?

update - we got we needed thanks thats it (for real)

POCHIE SUNDAY

>>535387980
>baby's first time hearing about ResourceHacker.exe
Google is your friend, you know. You don't have to broadcast that you're ignorant.

Why are you so dead set on having people keep admin access in their launchers? That's awfully sus and/or autistic, golly gosh!

>>535388206
shalom rabbi

Its fucking over.

>>535388389
its ogre
september epoch

>no release this weekend
Turtle won
See you in Ambershire this sunday :)

>>535388278
>>535388296
jews and muslims both fucking suck. you dont always have to choose a side lol.

>>535388386
>>535388389
>next stress test in 7-9 hours
>likely launch Sunday if everything keeps up

>>535388278
>>535388296
>>535388431
t. leftist tranny

>>535388386
>>535388389
POCHIE SUNDAY
More poochie testing tomorrow afternoon.

>>535388389
>>535388386
cool. time to check out some of the new turtle zones

>>535388278
>>535388296
your performative little faggot reactions aren't doing shit but annoying people, retards. I would shit on an Israel flag just as much.

So......what do we do now?

>>535388467
*dumps 60k players into ambershire*

wow there's a lot of jews here tonight huh

>>535388480
>>535388501
>>535388528

>haha guys muslims are just AS bad if not worse right? haha love israel.

>>535388538
see
>>535388467

well i gave it a week of new people at the helm and we're still here doing the same song and dance. ambie it is.
>>535388528
>getting triggered by a discord reaction
holy fuck you are gay lmfao

>>535388538
It's simple! We sleep

>>535388564
Epoch IS free to play after all

>>535388538
It's simple! We goon.

>>535388564
>>535388581
nope, you're a leftist. only leftists cry about genocide of palestinians

>>535388278
They should be both glassed
Kikes and muzzies

So what are the prediction for tomorrow? Uncapped server with 2k people in each starter zone?

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DESIGN MY FEMALE NIGHT ELF HUNTER

>>535388538
Now we go back to Kezan vs Gurubashi and calling each other brown!

>>535388581
this is embarrassing

>>535388693
Ok, I'll start
You're brown

>>535388538
I'll fuck around on elune, it's kind of weird that they arpgified wow but it's somewhat interesting

>>535388693
you are brown. brb posting my axe wound in the gurucord.

>>535388693
Y-you're brown

>>535388778
This post is what Ascension aimed for all along.

>>535385587
open world pvp is just dogshit in WoW.
play RoR if u are that much of a PvP addict.

i'm brown. kezanbro btw

>>535388656
First
Then
>>535388615

Im personally gonna browse some pics of local sluts on ig
They have been posting some cute ones in summertime

3 weeks since launch, 1 week into new management, still testing

what did he mean by this
are they gonna have the same standard/updated models choice as the other ascension servers?

>>535388831
I can't deny that, I am simply trying it because I already installed the launcher. It's definitely a main reason why the help out epoch

>>535388812
To the kind person who gave me their boots and took all my gold, thank you.

>>535388889
You are brown

I AM IN

You can never side with jews, unless you are fucking retarded (american)
anyone who ignores this fact is actually a fucking filthy shekel hoarding rat jew.

>>535388389
My hopes for a sunday rererelease are fading

>>535388778
And this is how they get you....

jokes on you i was playing on bbcel all along now, got 2 chars close to level cap haha, its fun

>>535388889
He's making a mod

>>535388971
You're brown

POCHIE SEPTEMBER
>POCHIE SEPTEMBER
POCHIE SEPTEMBER
>POCHIE SEPTEMBER
POCHIE SEPTEMBER
>POCHIE SEPTEMBER

>>535388971
How about we genocide both sides?

AH FUCK HERE WE GO AGAIN

just wait 24 hours...

THAT BITCH

>>535388964
sorry anon i didn't mean to do whatever i did wrong

IUTS UP

>>535388889
the wod models are available for use with epoch if you install the Live or PTR versions, go to Addons>Mods and then click HD
you can then copy paste the mpq file to your epoch install

>>535388971
Im just a stupid shabbos goy

motherfucker

I believe in pochie and all the frens we'll make!

>>535389035
I dont see Muslims controlling literally every single media and megacorpo :)

just had a nice steamy jerk off session to flim13.
time to rewatch fast and the furious and punch pillows, then sleepie

gnome starting zone

>>535389201
lil' gnomie fella

Dutch you nigger im gonna post whitemane spreading her gaping asshole go to sleep

Stop browsing

>>535389142
cheeky bastard

>281ms
Why? Epoch before this I was getting 169ms.

If it meant releasing Project Epoch one week earlier than it normally would release, would you crank Dutch...?

POCHIE NIGHT

>>535389386
skill issy servers are in France now instead of the UK

It just works

i'm noticing a pattern

>just woke up
>character creation is disabled
meh

I cant take this edging Dutch...
I think im bussin...
Im boutta busss...

Buss that BBC plusss

>>535389504
human only anon

>>535389504
human only for the stress test

>>535389481
I dont get it
>>535389470
Do you click and mount on the cart like on two seater mount or is it like vehicle ?

Or is it something you hop on like boat/zeppelin

>>535389460
I mean France isn't that fucking far, could it be because of debugging tools or something?

Dutch really is one of us. He NEEDS to play it like we do. Epoch is an addiction.

>>535389132
IM A GOY
IM A GENTIIIILE

lmao some nigga died here

Ummmmmm

The New Manor Mistmantle looks cool

tol barad................

>>535389837
i hate the death effect filter i always turn it off

pochie~~

>>535389837
The fuck is this?

>>535389947
I think it's kind of neat honestly.

>only 1.1k on launch
KEKAROO

This image lied it actually looks good

>>535389947
do you hate immersion?

>>535388386
>>535388389
On the contrary, this confirms they wont make it in time to beat turtle sunday. It was a valiant effort though and I'm sure he received a spaghetti code shitshow server from gaytotes.
My bet is on a wednesday launch.

>>535390042
>building scale 1.5x

>zero lag
ITS READY

1k people on and it feels real nice. Im also getting 120ms in Eastern USA, I'll take it.

>>535390020
>on launch
Update your script

Actually going to Goldshire and seeing the interiors and shit, I fucking love it to bits!
I really feel it now.
I'm coming home.

>>535390046
its not like theres 0 filter when you have it off
it makes the world dark blue instead of this blinding blue grey

>>535390004
SICK LOOT

>>535390042
tbhafty famlama the new goldshire is shit

LFM BWL 2 SR

>server actually unplayable now that its in mainland europe
Grim, I can feel the fucking lag now

>>535389414
Gold ship is going to be my breeding mare

i cant imagine the sheer god defying hubris of a faggot who looks at goldshire and thinks he can improve it.
it's like walking into the garden of eden and building a parking lot there.

>>535390420
there are logging tools on atm they make everything laggier

>>535390508
Now its a walkable city.

>>535390420
>Changed from europe to
>*Drum roll*
>Europe

>>535390576
Brother I pray that this is the case

STAIRS ARE FINE
>STAIRS ARE FINE
STAIRS ARE FINE
>STAIRS ARE FINE
STAIRS ARE FINE
>STAIRS ARE FINE

>>535390690
turtlebrowns, our response?

Was there always an Ogre cave in Deadwind Pass?

>>535390638
what happens if you die in silithus as alliance?

>>535390768
you better be ready for a long walk.

You've done it now, Pochie...!

>>535390638
Kinda sovl

>>535390690
Its OVER for ziggers from tortoise-putin.wow

>>535390629
just hop on to one of their other servers and compare

>>535390909
Looks like you have a benis

>>535390909
Fuck i had to read the mobs name like 3 times i guess its time to sleep
Nice tits femhumie you shall become my rapemeat in alterac

Funny little cube

This accelerated time of day shit is such a good idea

>>535391165
It'll be legitimately great if there's actually a bunch of day/night specific interactions.
Other than saying there's some rare mobs that only spawn at certain times of day and the one night elf racial idk what else it interacts with though. Its a neat concept though

nothing new here it seems

if the ascension "partnership" (i.e. selling out) doesnt work out, kaytotes can ask blizzard to host and maintain epochie servers

>>535391256
there are datamined items that do interact with day/night

>>535391256
There are quests that require things that only appear at night.

>>535391317
>inb4 Blizzard acquires Turtle

server first orange tabby owner

>all these niggas in same area
>0 spellcasting delay
noice

>>535391256
>>535391384

>>535391523
based fred

its actually habbenin
pochie sunday

I'm in!!

GURU CHEST DIDN'T SPAWN
>GURU CHEST DIDN'T SPAWN
GURU CHEST DIDN'T SPAWN
>GURU CHEST DIDN'T SPAWN

Okay the Guardhouse in Goldshire is pretty sovlfvl

im poched up
saturday night or sunday morning launch

>>535390690
stairs are there but the building is bugged, if you jump inside it you get teleported out front

classic anniversary won. what class are you going to start prepping for tbc?

>>535391923
nah I went in it's worked fine.

>outland
i puke

>epoch shows up as ascension: deckbuilding game in discord
kek

Is it still up? How many are on

Did they move hogger?

>>535392038
1690 on right now fairly smooth all things considered. Sunday launch could be real.

>>535392038
1.5k, running well

>>535392038
1702 online, been up for 20 mins zero lag

>>535392038
1.7k

DUTCH IS TYPING EVERYONE SHUT UP

>>535391991
going to need proof for this

>>535392034
you can change it to correct one in settings. they even have their own custom discord rich presence

>>535392034
Total ascension domination and buckbreaking of Kaytotes

MEETING UNDER STORMWIND

HOGGER DEAD

>something aggressively wrong with the core

lmao i bet

nyooo pochie next week

>big gameplay bugs

lmao, good thing they were ready to launch amirite Kaytotes? you fucking retard.

Big results, here is where we are at:
Holding 2k~ players with JUST human enabled in just 2-3~ zones with manageable latency. Too many people in one zone is almost always the bottleneck issue for performance. It isn't uncommon to see modern wow lagging with simply a hundred of so people in a zone.
This means that reaching up to 10k~ is definitely on the table with all the start zones enabled and players spreading out across
There is still something really aggressively wrong with performance on the core
There are some big gameplay bugs to fix up which will begin tomorrow
Next stress test time will be around afternoon EU time.
That stress test will have all races available to play. We will need more people to turnout for that stress test!

lol they aren’t going to fix shit, fuck this project epoop it’s literally the same fucking shit over and over again. VIBES ARE GOOD 2K HOLDING WELL 10K SOON BUT THE CORE LETS TRY LINUX NEXT fucking faggots

it's over

>>535390228
DUTCH WIPE IT NOW!

>something aggresively wrong with the core
This shit is never launching.

UNDERPROMISE. OVERDELIVER.

>>535391532
I saw you

he edited post to say core will maybe not affect launch

pochie bros we are so back

>>535392396
>he edited it
POCHIE SUNDAY BABY

>>535392446
retard

Anvilmar is still buggy btw

>>535392412
>There is still something really aggressively wrong with performance on the core
What did Dutch mean by this?

>>535391756
Orc slut

UPPY incase you missed it

>>535392548
fixed tomorrow

>There is still something really aggressively wrong with performance on the core, but I don't think it will impact launch

Okay. When is launch?

>>535392412
>There is still something really aggressively wrong with performance on the core

conveniently leaving out the portion that dutch has in this line that says
>but I don't think it will impact launch

KYS TURTLE TRANNY
ENJOY AMBERSHART

>spamming the calendar crashes the realm
hmmm

EU AFTERNOON IS IN LIKE 8 HOURS GET YOUR SLEEPS IN SOON

AGGRESSIVELY WRONG

>>535392645
Kaytotes' loicent paranoia probably fucked the core for good.

idc anymore. just seeing those big ass doors in goldshire is already enough to demoralize me. what the fuck have they been doing for 4 years LMAO.

>>535392686
because dutch edited it you retard lmao

POCHIE WEEKEND

>>535392684
when baylotes thinks it's ready aka never

>>535392686
he edited it shortly after

>>535392548
Trvst ze plvn

>>535392684
Saturday night

Disconnected just as I was playing in the Barbers, so I couldn't get a screenshot.
Extra Wrath hairstyles on guys, but not the super saiyan cut, slicked back almost-saiyan cut, and the HUGE ponytail.

>>535392686
The original update didn't have the second part, so it wasn't troondle propaganda.
>>535392709
This is troondle demoralizing propaganda though.

>new lion's pride doesn't have a sex dungeon basement
It's shit.

raiding goldshire tomorrow

>>535392684
pochie sunday

>1600 players during the stress test
>meanwhile on Turtle's Nord server
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Turtle chads won. E-Flop confirmed.

FUCK IT JUST LAUNCH

>>535392686
I posted it right before the edit retard, sit down.

>something really aggressively wrong with performance on the core

KYS TYPESCRIPT NIGGERS
LEARN A REAL LANGUAGE

>>535392863
and not a single dungeon group can be formed. mysterious...

>>535392852
yes it does

>>535392863
>5 hour queues for any relevant content
that sure is a lot of bots

>>535392686
It was edited, retard-kun

>>535392925
fake news
every zone is populated, every raid and dungeon is being ran around the clock. Nice cope.

>>535392863
That image isnt from today. They were down for maint this afternoon for the patch.

>>535392597
was it the faggot part that triggered you? cock sucker

>THE DOORS ARE TOO BIG
Dude I fucking love the giant doorways in WoW, it's very iconic. Make doors even fucking bigger I don't care.

how much content are 4 guys gonna be able to crank out? a dungeon a year?

>>535392863
>4 HOUR QUEUE TIMES FOR BGS
>IMPOSSIBLE TO FORM A DUNGEON RUN
>NO WORLD BUFFS ON WEEKENDS

WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE BATMAN

>>535392863
>Multiple hour long wait for a mid level queue.
Sure. Those are totally legit player numbers.

>>535392863
O B S E S S E D
B
S
E
S
S
E
D

>>535392647
Don't call me that...

>>535393081
they cranked out two starter zones in a week instead of fixing the server or getting ascension a week earlier

>>535393013
It's a rolling release. They closed character creation and world enter for a short time.
>>535393110
They are. Nice cope.
>>535393137
>S-S-STOP TALKING ABOUT EPOCH'S DIRECT COMPETITOR
Seethe you impotent cuck.

>>535391830
I liked it a lot.

>>535392863
turtle had 10k online last week. it's dying

ambie DOA

kill yourself

>>535393081
You don't need more than 5 or so guys to make content.

>200ms
Latency is so much worse now for me
Where's the server located now?