Thread 715150861

What did she mean by that?

giant horsepussy

I got the new honse.
She's okay, don't know what people were so excited about.

How do I complete the middle one? I don't see bonus rewards anywhere in team trials

This stealth revival of bronies needs to fucking die

>the first hot spring ticket I ever got is on a suicide run with Teio
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>715151663
have faith trainer san
you will clear URA to see teio glorious flat body

Any of the featured pulls worth it or should I keep hodling?

>>715151628
Only one man can save us.

Is the claw minigame luck based or do you just have to get the claw right in the middle of a figure?

BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN

>>715151471
Just play Team Trials and pray the rewards appear.

femcel horse

>>715151968
Both. You need to get it right in the middle, but once you catch it, the claw will shake every 1 second, giving a chance for you to drop the plushie.

If kitasan black feeds you speed which is needed for every horse in every aptitude and every situation why not just rely on the sixth card slot for it? Why not just keep it set there indefinitely when you find someone with it at 4LB?

>>715151985
Holy fuck I finally won an ura!

Hows my deck? Done pretty well with it so far so guessing its not half bad.

>>715151471
I spend all of my energy item to complete it. It's insanely rng.

>>715152030
And I have to get three in one run for a task?
Oof.

how do they even get the designs approved for the game do the owners really demand
>SHE NEEDS FAT TITS AND ALSO AND IS ALSO A TOMBOY WITH MUSCLES

>>715152098
Something about using the 6th slot to borrow niche cards targetted for your specific Uma

Reminder: Oguri Cap suspects you will have sex with a plushie version of her and gets uncomfortably jealous.

What is she life all i know is that she's Gold Ships brother and he also attacks his jockeys

>>715152406
some of them do

>>715151985
>Bakushin made a request on the jukebox

>>715152490
>Oh God shes going for the jukebox!

>>715151471
every race you win in team trials has a chance to give you a present
sometimes you get a 'bonus opponent' where presents are guaranteed

if you can even remotely stack up to your competition you should have that completed in a day's worth of RP

>>715150861 (OP)
>download for the weird science horse
>she's easy to get
>doesn't seem to have the cute lab coat outfit
do I need to unlock it or something?

>>715152629
at 3 stars you get the iconic outfit for each uma

>>715152345
Yes, it's pretty good. Vodka and Creek are the best cards for each of their specilities while Sweep Tosho and Eishin Flash are easily one of the best SR speed cards (hell, fully capped Tosho are better than most base SSR cards). A bit unfortunate Special Week ain't fully capped though.

>>715152406
The only case we know of (rumoured) is that Daiwa Scarlet's owner demanded she have bigger tits than Vodka. This is due to the horses having an IRL rivalry.

>>715152691
Holy based

>this VILLAIN allegedly only raced to crush other horses dreams
>in her final race it seemed like she knew it would be her last and decided to crush her owners dreams of her retiring peacefully
KEK WHAT AN VILLAIN

>>715151024
Gallons

>>715152467
Orfevre (1/2)

>One of Stay Gold's kiddo's, a sibling to Gold Ship
>Her mother is an illustrator, referencing dam’s name (Oriental Art).
>Even though he’s a child of Stay Gold, he is a lot different compared to the others in terms of when his temper gets bad. He is a lot more docile (and bratty) outside of the racetrack.
>When he was younger, he used to be bullied by other horses because of his small size and temperament.
>Shiraoi Farm staff member Setsuo Ishigaki said that he wanted a horse that fully embodied Stay Gold’s characteristics, similar to his older full brother, Dream Journey (who is much smaller than him but not by a lot).
>But when he was born, he said that he looked ‘average, like his mother’ and while he was expected to do well due to his pedigree, not a lot of expectation was placed on him.
>He was still sold for three times more than his brother was.
>Speaking of his brother, Dream Journey was a lot worse.
>Yasuo Ikee, the father of Orfevre’s trainer Yasutoshi Ikee, trained Stay Gold, and when Yasutoshi opened his stables, he trained Dream Journey. So he was very wary and (temporarily) relieved when he saw how quiet Orfe was.
>Ikezoe also rode Dream Journey and said that his temper was a lot more intense than Orfevre’s was.
>Contrary to her behaviour in the game as a ‘royal tyrant’, he was never a boss horse. In fact, he was Tosen Jordan’s right hand horse at Ikee Stables.
>Tosen Jordan protected him from some of the other horses so Orfevre kind of became his lackey.
>He started to develop a rough temperament after he turned two that mostly appeared in races. This is the Orfevre that the game is taking inspiration from.

>>715151663
>>715151723
Holy shit I can't believe it actually happened.
I just wish I got to do this with someone who actually has the body of a woman...

>>715151471
Just play the lowest rated oponent over and over again, gives you both the highest score and better rates since bonus wins are given at a higher rate from winning individual races and you should be winning at least 3 of them against the lowest rate. I got like 1.5 bonuses per match on average from that.

>>715153063
Orfevre (2/2)

>Almost killed his jockey, Ikezoe, twice by throwing him off his back on two significant occasions— after winning his debut race (in-game, she refuses the interview) and completing the Triple Crown (she makes you into her throne (read: makes you carry her) and orders you not to throw her off)
>According to the Famitsu interview with Ikezoe, Orfevre tried to do it after winning the Japanese Derby too. In the game, she throws off her drenched coat (at you) instead.
>Stay Gold had this weird habit of sniffing his own feces before reacting insanely, which passed on to other children like Gold Ship and Orfe.
>That said, he knows to behave well in presence of women (though this does not expand to broodmares) and children.
>Okayasu Yuzuru, Kansai TV announcer and, arguably, his greatest fan:
>His “this kind of a triple crowner is unprecedented!” line after Orfy ejected IKZE also gets lovingly replicated after you have to lift her up.
>He also did the commentary for the infamous 2012 Hanshin Daishoten filler episode, where Orfy slowed down thinking the race was over only to speed up and eventually finish 2nd. The incident gave him the (dis)honor of being the first (and only so far) Triple Crown winner to undergo a gate test.
>That event also gets filler episode-ish treatment in-game by way of a hidden event where Orfy randomly runs away from you on the track just to toy with you.
>Okayasu’s love also expands to Orfevre’s progeny, especially the smol idol horse Melody Lane (to the point of recording commentary tracks purely focusing on her.)
>After retirement, Orfy is also much nicer towards Okayasu than towards Ikezoe.
>She has six points on her crown, referencing six GI wins.
>Orfevre's career being superior to that of Golshi's is a mild point of humour, because Golshi has the bigger 'fandom' due to being more of a meme horse.
>Though Haru Urara did that to the entire horse industry, proof that gimmick > ability perhaps?

>>715150861 (OP)
>What did she mean by that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g78qwaxLRZM

>>715150861 (OP)
sopa de égua
uma delicia

>>715153103
shes so fucking flat bros...

>>715153212
My abusive kamidere wife...

>>715153256
Somehow she's still bustier than TM Opera, blew my fucking mind as I had always imagined her to at least have something but nah she's flatter than a cutting board.

>>715151628
MLP was soulless garbage though. It was unironically the first internet-related slop.

>>715153103
HOLY

>>715150861 (OP)
is there a cute boy horse or nah?

>>715153103
uoh

physically large morally questionable horse women

Haa... when is Manhattan Café

>>715150861 (OP)
why is a horse on a rooftop?

>>715153212
>>Stay Gold had this weird habit of sniffing his own feces before reacting insanely, which passed on to other children like Gold Ship and Orfe.
HUH

where am I supposed to get 15000 more carats from before the end of the kitasan blacked banner?

>>715153484
THE LOATHSOME DUNG SNIFFERS.

Do I have to purposefully not win races to unlock all scenes? I don't like the idea of having a bunch of failed copies of a girl in my veteran list just to unlock everything.

>>715153482
Getting her back down the stairs is a real chore

>>715153513
You're supposed to be ''responsible'' and ''patient'' and not roll for umas as soon as you get 1500 carrots, but I say, don't worry about kitasan BLACKED

>>715152467
>nurfevre

>>715150861 (OP)
>triple
There are far more interesting numbers than 3

oh god please NO

Will Agnes Tachyon rape Manhattan Cafe

>>715153759
It's not a question of will but when

>>715153385
They don't exist in this setting. They kidnap their human trainers and take him for themselves if they don't fall in love over 3 years of working together.

>>715153759
It's not rape if Manhattan cafe can't say no

>>715153434
I prefer buff tall women but this works too

>>715152098
If you're poor and don't have too many rolls, that's definitely the best option.
But you need to roll for cards anyway right? Might as well do it during Kitasan's banner which isn't far away. Even if you don't get Kitasan or her upgrades, you still get the other cards you would have gotten if you rolled now. Short term vs Long term rewards.
Of course if you're bored of the game by now and won't be sure you'll be playing this 2-3 months later, just roll whenever you want.

>>715151663
Why is she hitting the obi-wan power pose?

>>715153103
I need to breed.

>>715153545
They look like they drug and rape their trainer

>>715153853
This is what most people seem to forget, I'm not rolling for kitisan black, but for support cards including kitisan black. Like yeah she doesn't become OP until the 4th upgrade, but I still need more cards and why not roll for them when there is this amazing one available, even if the chances of getting enough of them is slim to none.

>>715151024
>mare wants human cock
Just like in real life.

This was the gibs they gave out during year 1 in JP. 20 rainbow fragments equals 1 lb item.

Fenomeno, The Nationalistic Out-Cast Factoids (1/1)


>Stay Gold's son, (Sibling to Gold Ship, Orfevre, Nakayama Festa, Dream Journey)
>Why the uniform design?
>Fenomeno retired from stallion life and became a lead horse for Oiwake Farm (they handle monitoring the traffic).
>Fenomeno's trainer, Hirofumi Toda, wore sunglasses and looked very intimidating and scary.
>Toda is also a very patriotic man, that’s why he thought winning Tenno-Sho is a greater honour than winning the triple-crowns. Fenomeno won two Tenno-Sho for him.
>He was called a “Monster”, and sometimes the Second Black Assassin (like Rice Shower) because of his Spring Tenno Sho consecutive wins.
>Unlike other Stay Gold crops, he was not a very temperamental horse and was very obedient to commands.
>He was the boss horse in Miho Training Center at the time, that’s why he has a poor relationship with Gold Ship, another boss horse. They are both treated by fans as rivals.
>Also has a poor relationship with Orfevre.
>His team and Gold Ship’s team also treat each other as rivals. Takatoshi Imanami, Gold Ship’s groom said in an interview before the 2013 Takarazuka Kinen: “We don’t want to lose to that horse.” In the end Gold Ship still lost to him 2 to 3.
>Fought against Gentildonna a lot, with a 5-5 tie.
>A very serious horse when racing.
>Likes children but children find them scary,
>Nicknamed "Mame-chin" (マ〜メちん; ‘Ma~me-chin’) by Toda, because ‘he looked like a black bean when he was little’. Fenomeno responds well to Mamechin.
>Fenomeno is one of the very few racing horses who actually like his trainer (since trainers usually force horses to do things they don’t like, few horses actually like their trainers). This is a stark contrast to Gold Ship, who always try to murder his trainer whenever he finds a chance.
>It said that he isn’t friendly to tourists and doesn't respond when tourist called him “Mame-chin”.

>>715153908
She caught you bringing peace, freedom, justice, and security to your new horseracing empire.

Rice shower card only give you debuff skills, what an evil villain

I'm guessing I want to cycle characters with every run so they become better and better veteran umas, which in turn makes it easier to get a head start on future runs?

>>715154081
based tourist hater

>>715154182
yea it's a roguelite game

>>715154182
Yeah more or less. The entire game revolves around doing career runs and using your new stronger umas to boost your next run to snowball into better and better umas.

>>715154182
Yes but you can get pickier as time goes on, wit and guts sparks are just useless in the long run

>>715153759
There’s no way she hasn’t drugged her multiple times, or at least attempted to

>>715153186
The middle option isn't actually that hard to beat from what I've tried, most of the time it's just people picking auto for their teams so it's unbalanced with a high ranking horse in one team with weaker horses on the rest of their team.
My team full of B rank horses still encounters people with C ranks as filler on their team.

>>715154294
The trainer has to take cafe's place to protect her.

>>715154079
>2021 was 4 years ago
what the fuck?

>Gold Ship's brother
>Serious where-as Golshi is crazy
>Follows commands where-as Golshi hates being commanded
>Rivals in being Boss Horses and on the Track
>Golshi loves fan attention
>Fenomeno despises tourists
>Both of them have a relationship with Gentidonna (Also known as the noble Lady)

Ah yes. Vergil Horse.

>>715154294
Agnes has a line on the home screen where she tells you that she's tried to sneak stuff into Cafe's coffee before, but Café notices every single time.

>>715154370
Cafe will protect her trainer.

>>715154387
Are they related in-universe too?

I did it bros, good end achieved

>>715154558
>In the end both of them got drugged

>>715154637
No. The Stay Gold siblings are just acquaintances in Uma's world, but they'll sometimes make references to the rl relationship. Kinda like how Teio will fangirl over Rudolf but they'll never admit the father-son-relationship.

>>715154730
Your Arima Kinen win, bwo?

>>715153103
that’s a horse anon, do not shane dawson.

Family.

>Love tomboys
>Pick a tomboy horse
>They still wear frilly idol garbage outfits when racing
Really lame

>>715154901
They all look like they smell rank

>>715154901
Everyone except Golshi look edgy or try hard.
Basically, Golshi mogs, yet again

>>715154929
>doesn't recognize the appeal of gap moe
You have failed as a trainer.

>>715154929
just turn them into a 3 star bro

>>715155054
gold ship is the most rotten personality wise out of everyone

>>715154929
Wait for Jungle Pocket, she dresses like Chie

>>715153759
Not with Sundayman around.
Which is always.

>Just got 1.2 billioned by Gold Ship
BITCH WHY DID YOU JUST STOP RUNNING YOU WERE CASUALLY LEADING BY FIVE PACES HOLY FUCK

>>715154901
imagine how smelly they are after running in those big coats

>>715152017
Would give kisses

>>715155312
It's not real she's just chuni

>>715154387
>>715154081
>>715153212
Why do these horses feel like they were made for women?

>>715155379
You need more stamina outside of career mode.

>>715155054
Just different sources of inspiration for each racing attire.

>Stay Gold: Travelled a lot over-seas, thus a more adventurer-esque outfit.
>Nakayama Festa: Mixes aspects of Nakayama into their design along-side their reputation as a Gambler honse. (fans often called their wins 'Festa hitting the jackpot')
>Orfevre: Triple Crown horses have a habit of getting royal outfits in this franchise. Bit random beyond that.
>Dream Journey: Meant to give a mysterious vibe, also includes the shortness of the real horse. Not sure why they went with intellectual glasses though, Journey was infamously the angriest of all of Stay Gold's kiddo's.
>Fenomeno: As said in an above post, the uniform mixes that they were a traffic horse in retirement and that their owner is a known nationalist.

>>715155437
You don't like cool women?

>>715155312
AIIIIIIEEEEE TACHYON HE’S TELLING ME TO DOWN A 40 AND GET BEHIND THE WHEEL

>>715155437
how to bait female players without angering male players

>>715150861 (OP)
Really fat Uma.
Or really tall Uma.
I don't care which, I'd love both.

>>715155141
That's not quite true. Dream Journey was far more of an asshole than Golshi ever was. In fact, Journey is considered 'one of the worst in Japanese History' period. In ranking whose hardest to easiest to deal with, it's probably:

Dream Journey > Golshi > Orfevre > Nakayama Festa > Fenomeno

>>715154730
2-113

>>715155437
they are LITERAL stallions

>Get to the URA with Scarlet
>first race, is predicted to win
>refuses to use her skills even with 400 wit
>does this for every fucking retry.
fuckin rng.

>>715155379
several tracks have hills at the end that drain your stamina and guts faster than usual.

>>715155598
>400 wit
That's kinda low...

What would be an estimate of long it would take to get the sparks to protect Haru's smile?

>>715155437
this one >>715153212 is sex though

>>715155519
It's not real Café, just admit you wanted to do it

BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHINSHIN

>>715155664
all the guides i see say thats what to shoot for.

>>715155725
Well anon, it depends. If you race a lot for skillpoints it might be worth it

>>715155701
HA HA HA HA HA

>>715155579
he's not the one who bankrupted countless of people just because of slight inconvenience

>>715155701
Bakuchinchin

>>715155825
That was an honest mistake on Golshi's case. Even Sugai has said that Golshi seemed 'embarrassed' after-ward and refused to meet his gaze.

>>715155579
So is the irl horse a scientist?

I'm in a boring work call with some jeets and I'm looking at fat horse ASS and TITS, god bless

>>715155701
All those horses getting upset about being pigeonholed as sprinters where Bakushin is just happy being the best at one thing

>>715155919
Yes, obviously. Why would you think other-wise...?

But no, Tachyon's science gimmick just comes from their name. I think they worked it pretty well into the IRL Honse's leg problems though.

>>715155725
For skill usage there's barely any point in going higher.
300 = 70%
400 = 77.5%
500 = 82%
600 = 85%

>>715155701
Class prez is so damn cute, I have started playing only a few days ago but she's already my favorite.

>>715151024
stop molesting horses shane dawson

>>715156301
Who? Oguri? She has a lot by Uma standards

>>715156301
Oguri is for treats, not lewds.

>>715155919
>>715156076
the racing ad she was featured in protrayed her as faster than light and her character in game is trying to achieve that goal
also watch the rest of the ads they're fucking kino holy shit
https://youtu.be/-IWHULr7O-8?t=387

>>715156301
tbf, she really not that hot

>>715156212
She’s class rep not prez

>>715156301
shes one of the bros, not one of the hoes

>>715156431
Inchou and kaichou are easily confused

>>715150861 (OP)
you aren't supposed to read any of the yapping, just go to the next training choice

>>715156301
Wait til a rich commissioner scatfag finds out about her and her appetite

>>715156301
>only one person has ever borrowed my legacy uma
>he already unfollowed me

Trainer they ran out of rice, also I ate all the rice

>>715156301
SHE'S FAT

>>715156483
I like the story though.

>>715156212
Bea vibes.

>>715156301
>he doesn’t know about SEXY

>>715156301
>Oguri Cap was the first Japanese horse to have plushies. JRA designed them to meet the demand from newly attracted female fans: which was an extreme minority before the Oguri Cap boom.
>These female fans were called “Oguri Gals” and began to rise more as racehorse fangirls over time.

Oguri is for the 'girlies', as they say.

>>715156549
>>715156625

>>715156759
Wait is there more rice?

>>715156759
rice

GUYS PLEASE STOP FUCKING MY DAUGHTER

>>715156790
Oguri ate Rice?
Good riddance to that evil villain

Bakushin strat work with Haru?

>>715156872
Shouldn't have come around during dinner time
Her fault

>>715156910
Yes but set her to front runner and only run dirt courses

>Oguri was said to be in love (or at least attracted to) a New Zealand filly named Horlicks. Horlicks came to Japan in 1989 to contest in the Japan Cup, which she then won.
>Because Oguri was a glutton, trainers and other staff said that he never looked up from his trough of food no matter what. >However, whenever Horlicks passed by, he seemed glued to her presence and would keep staring at her. When he couldn’t see her anymore, he went right back to looking at his food.
>In the 1989 Japan Cup, he wouldn’t stop looking at her in the paddocks. They were even placed next to each other in the gate. When the race started, Oguri made a mad dash for Horlicks and was right behind her the entire race.
>Horlicks broke the 2400m course world record in that race - by two seconds.
>This also made Horlicks the only foreign horse to ever be featured in JRA’s commercials (JRA’s The Winner commercial for the 2012 Japan Cup).
>Two mating requests were made by Oguri Cap’s team to Horlicks’s team after retirement but both were turned down.

F in chat for this fat fuck.

>>715156845
post id so i can use her too

for me it's the edgiest and most serious horse girls still doing the cute idol song and dance when they win

>>715153103
>towel
that's very cucked

Where are all the Biwa fans? I feel like no one is talking about her. Prettiest girl, can't wait for her sis to be playable too

>>715156994
tasty

Is Manhattan Cafe goth?
How does she compare to Dagda from Arknights?

>>715156845
My daughter is becoming a scandalous hussy...?

SUBARASHI!

>>715157062
Yeah she kind of is.
But she's mostly cute with a cool look. Take that as you will

>>715157049
she looks like a 1* girl. making her a 3* is hilarious.

>>715156994
Kiwi horse pussy is too strong.

>>715157049
I'm not sure if I should roll for her I want her but my luck is abysmal

>>715153376
the first season of the new mlp was kino, actually. there's no point in getting steeped in contrarianism from fucking 15 years ago man. that shit came out when i was in highschool. i didn't watch past season 1, but its actually pretty cool. the funny part for me is, anime fans acting as if their shows aren't directly comparable to mlp. and pretending to be above it.

>>715156910
Front runner build is the easiest way to win ura finale with her.

>>715157424
go away

>>715155471
Stay Gold’s design is heavily based off Kino’s design

>>715155582
It's never too late

>>715157424
>pretending to be above it.
>pretending

>>715157539
DARE I SAY KINO!?

>>715151663
Mine was on a test run with Winning Ticket

>>715157049
I hate her racing gear

I gotta be honest I really don't think I deserved this one

>>715157470
and also every horse who has decent sprint stats, naturally or through inheritance. its comical how much worse every other strat is. its worth it to just breed for sprint proficiency all the time. then you don't have to deal with others edging you out all the time in the middle or back, and needing power.

>>715157508
>>715157621
>my childrens animation is superior to yours

okie dokie little fellas.

>>715157705
Yeah speed too low

>>715156994
Does Oguri have children, grandchildren?

cute takarazuka horse

>>715156717
I like that there's a scene with plushies in her career where she says that she doesn't like them cause the original is better

You're telling me there's a horse named mr cock ball in this series?

i picked Rice Shower with my free 3 star ticket but she keeps getting demolished in the first G1 race

>>715157968
yeah she sucks

>>715157904
Nyes

>>715157968
Ah yes that's because she's bad. A punishment laid to trap lolicons

>>715157872
no it's actually mister century boy

>>715153545
Impressive how Goldship manages to look like the only non-dysfunctional one in that pic

>>715157872
It was more like she was jealous you, her trainer, would want an Oguri plushie instead of the real thing.

I’m watching season 2 of the anime and I didn’t realize how cunny tokai teio is ToT

Stop saying that Rice is useless and that you regret vouchering her.

When im done with her she gonna be called Kitasan BLACKED

does anyone have the horse release date chart?

>>715158237
alright i'll stop saying it but i won't stop thinking it

>>715158237
I picked her as my voucher and my mission is to make the strongest Rice ever.

Should I voucher Special Week
It feels weird not having the main character
But people say Oguri is better

>>715158032
every loliuma aside Haru is hard to win with I feel like

>>715158314
Final chapter of the first main story arc will give you a free Special Week alt.

>>715158314
she is not the mc, every season has its own mc

>>715158273
Nah little nigga you’re the one getting blacked

>>715158237
she's evil heel

>>715158314
Oguri is the main character now.

>>715158237
I got her from the random 3 star guarantee ticket and now I'm thinking about starting over

>>715157705
Every single bakushin is valid.

>>715158290
What's her IQ?

>>715158237
My hero!!!!!

>>715158303
Soppo outta nowhere

>>715158314
Beat the legend races and just buy special needs-chan

So are all horses that specially on short races easy mode or what? Or does this only apply to Bakushin-chan?

>>715158389
The first part of Cinderella was damn great. It kind of gets worse when Oguri goes to the capital because it loses the gritty part.

What horse girls got the tism?

>>715158360
oh neat

>>715158608
Like half of the cast

>>715158608
every single one of them

>>715158314
You should do what people say. Are you really enjoying yourself if you aren't following the will of retarded apes?

>>715158237
I put her on my enhance screen and her wave makes me happy (for a few seconds before the crushing darkness returns) every time

>>715158608
Quite a few honestly

>>715157769
Yeah, a few.

>>715156423
Fucking Japan production values on hornses ads

>>715158608
It's easier to list those without.

>>715158660
well ok but the other guy said i could just get her for free so that seems more helpful

>>715158592
Short distance removes one stat from training, front removes another and reduces a second
Long, End are the hardest to train as they need all four stats

>>715153063
Despite the negative press orfevre

>>715158673
>Sexetary

I cannot fap to any of these horse girls because it reminds me that they are based on irl horses... I just find them cute.

>>715155598
Her ult only pops when she's on 1st place on the 2nd half of the race
Run her as a front and watch her pop her ult every race

>>715158716
Name one

>>715158801
Fat cow

This is a cat, not a horse.

>>715158924
So how easy would it be to fuck this café?
I know she's surprisingly powerful because horse but still she looks pretty bullyable

>decide to start a career with gold ship
>She kidnaps me and take me to a beach for a treasure hunt
>The treasure is a coconut
>she basically forced me to become her trainer
>she does stuff that's borderline schizophrenia
She going to rape me if she wins the finals, isn't she?

>>715159004
That's more Admire Vega, Manhattan Café is strong-willed and hostile.

What are Golshi's main stats?

>>715159004
Horses rape you, not the other way around

>>715159093
That's what makes it worth it

>>715159095
umm speed stamina power and wit

>>715159183
Pretty sure this is referencing the recent thing put up by the staff at Haru Urara's farm that allows fans to donate a kind of grass she likes to eat to her. She already has two tons being shipped to her from her fanbase.

>>715157049
She's got a big head.

>>715159095
power, stamina, wit, speed

>>715159095
look under her stats all of them have bonuses to certain stats.

>>715159095
stamina 800
guts 400
Power is more important than speed but you do need both

>>715159004
You will literally get assaulted by a horde of ghosts.

When the fuck is Kitasan coming? I want to roll for something already. I hate hoarding resources.

>blue archive thread on the catalog is full of seething about uma musume
i thought the gacha tribalism thing was a meme

>>715159360
16th

>>715159327
Well dang it, not much I can do about that

>>715158832
Rudolf

>>715159360
Same, I want to rip the fucking bandaid off this shit already and know if I need to reroll or not.

>>715150861 (OP)
it's a reference to the classic manga hero Big X

>>715159425
I asked for one lacking autism

>>715159004
She looks like the shady type that has a lot of hidden secrets, has inhuman strength and also a fucking ghost following her around.
I'd say she's the opposite of the type of girl you can bully.

only 6k karats for kitasan but have fine motion and super creek (and a handful of SRs). Is it over?

My runs have really taken a nose dive lately. Rice's career is easy until the one you HAVE to get 1st in. I thought I knew what I was doing but nah. I think my biggest problem rn are my legacies

MY ACCOUNT IS READY!

>>715159569
Is what over?

>>715158832
Sakura Laurel

>>715155598
Duh, because Estelle SUCKS.

Is this a genuine good game or is this just spam? I don't want to waste hours in a crappy gatcha.

>>715159548
Tachyon bullies her, kind of

>>715159591
How much money is that? What's the optimal paid carrots?

>>715159630
It's a cute enough management sim. It's worth a chuckle looking at the actual horse races too. I find it fun.

>trigger Rushed
>horse goes from 12th to 14th
i thought it was supposed to make her run *more* aggressively?

>>715159548
A friendless chuuni who pretends to have ghost friends

>>715159578
Long heavy umas need lots of stamina while also not sacrificing speed and power.
So it’s either a factor or card problem.

Which Uma fucks human men?

>>715159686
Anon, its literally said FREE in that pic.

mambo

>>715159725
All of them eventually

>>715159686
ZERO yen, effort only.

>>715156427
She was cuter at the beginning of Cinderella Gray when her hair was shorter.

Uh, bros? I just started the game and stat building and stuff is kinda overwhelming. I literally have no idea what i'm doing so i'm just kinda winging it.

yeah shes fucking garbage

>>715159754
Shockingly true
>>715159838
Damn, didn't think you could grind that much.

>>715159843
That's the most fun part of the game, trust me

>>715159838
I... I kneel

>>715159642
There's back and forth though so sometimes she retaliates.

>>715159630
>game
kek

>>715159875
She's the most versatile and easy to raise Uma, trainer issue

>>715159885
It helps that they start you off with like 11k right now

>>715157054
That looks tasty...

>>715159630
>spam
kek

>>715159875
don't talk about the Oguri Peak like that

>>715159875
Retarded speedmaxer issue

Ina said Tachyon is another uma that's "easy to train" like Haru and Sakura, is that true?

>>715159875
Literally got 3 star Oguri to B+ first run as a clueless newbie. Skill issue.

>>715160073
She was my second win ever so maybe

>>715160073
yeah, not the easiest but tachyon has a good recovery ult and pretty easy career. Also her potential skills are actually worth getting

>>715159894
>>715159885
Just so you guys know, I'm still not breaking the B+ rank barrier yet, only using FM and SC is not enough despite hiring whale uma as legacy.
Shit will be different once I dump all my pulls on Kitasan banner, all my SR will finally reach their perfect form.

>>715159717
she's not heavy cease this slander

>>715160073
I think so since I managed to win the URA Finals for my first time training her. She's not bad either.

>>715159630
>gatcha
subhuman american

>>715159875
good horse bad trainer

>>715160073
She has 20% boost to her speed stat, so yes.
She also gains stamina exactly when she needs it with her unique

>>715159885
HOST IT, NYAGGER

>genuine smile when haru urara wins
I see why people wouldn't play this in public

i will figure out how to win with Rice Shower

>keep getting 2nd in races
>the only thing tazuna says is "victory was close to being yours"
this damn green devil can't even give me a single tip, even worthless guts-based ones!

>>715160247
hmmm, nyo

When is the oppai loli banner?

Look, Tachyon can "bully" Manhattan Cafe all she wants, with all those harebrained schemes that never work and always seem to backfire.

But we all know who's raping who, at the end of the day.

>>715160376
Nyes...

I pulled Seiun Sky and Nishino flower with my freebies AHHHHH I really needed a power

>>715151985
O

>>715159754
You can buy "free" carats but only like 1.5k spread out over a week

>>715160451
The monthly daily pack? that also give paid carats.

>>715160426
Manhattan and Tachyon raping trainer-kun at the same time would be fun

>>715157037
The yakuza hate it when people lewd their horses. We're lucky we got this much.

>>715160505
it gives you less paid than "free"

>>715159875
My not-fat wife is so cute.

I don't even play this game, watched one (1) video about this dumb fucking character being silly and now my youtube is nothing but videos of the actual real Gold Ship horse.

>>715160505
it gives 500 paid upfront, then 1500 in free carats over the rest of the month whenever you log in. If you dont log in it gives whatever you didnt claim at the end of the month

>>715158519
bakushin

>>715160426
Yeah, Dober

>>715160546
It also across 30 days, not a week.

>>715160172
thats fucking brutal lmao

>>715160564
oi that's my wife(male) you're talking about

>>715156301
>Uma comes out in the west
>95% of western nsfw """art""" is aislop
>Majority of them with nigger asses

Trust me you dont want that garbage

>>715160649
Hagness Tachymon

>>715160546
The paid one worth 20 pulls, the free one only give you 10 pulls.

>>715160564
>He fell for it
Lol. Lmao
I did too

Daily reminder: if you're posting about this game after the global release, you are a tourist

>>715160658
Retard.

>someone with a level 40 Super Creek support follows me outta nowhere even though my account has nothing worth using
welp, not gonna look this gift-horse in the mouth

>>715160697
>500 / 50 = 20
america-san....

>>715160697
wait I got brainfart, its worth the same.
But you only need to wait 10 days less to do 10 pulls.

>>715160697
Is the best use of paid carats the daily 50paid pull? Or should people hold for some better deals down the line?

>>715160727
Don't seethe because Cy needed big dick American dollars because of how shit the yen is, SEAkun.

Happy Meek can get my huge deek

>>715160814
anon, its a whale game. dolphin doesn't belong here.

>>715160727
You go in through the JP release, I watched Season 1 while it was airing.

We are not the same

Almost there. Should I level 4 potential her?

>>715159569
you have the two other god cards literally just borrow kita it's not the end of the world
why are gachafags so dramatic

>>715160649
Whats their relationship ingame?

Any dyke umas

>>715160634
don't tempt fate like this bro she might actually get in

>>715160727
I'm a gambler not a tourist thank you very much now excuse me while I rig the next race

>>715160984
Hell yeh

>>715161014
No

>>715155537
Tallfat clydesdale uma

How do sparks work in this game? I got my Taiki up to max speed, and all I got was a power spark!

>>715160984
I hate her, so no

>>715161074
its RNG lol haha

>>715161074
LOL

>>715160264
I'm someone who barely moves an eyebrow when something exciting happens in a video game and I was punching the air when my Toaki Teio made a miracle comeback at the end of her last career race.

>>715159686
>not a single SSR Guts card
Brick incoming.

>>715161094
>>715161113
Man...

>Bakushin run
>first time making it to URA finals
>chanting "Bakushin" in my mind as it comes down to the wire
>loses
>feel like I've let her down, go to collect everything and use the SSR ticket before logging off
>Bakushin shows up
I AM
BAKUSHIN

>>715150861 (OP)
Make it happen, Tachy.

>>715161238
maybe the real bakushin were the bakushin we bakushin'd along the way

>>715158343
My first run with Top Gun was my best yet and got a 3 star stamina spark.
They only perform for dedicated lolicons

>>715161210
Oh my god...

>>715161014
Festa

>>715161074
Let me introduce you to my army of Bakuwits, Bakustam and Bakuguts

>>715161074
They claim it's 1/5 to pick a stat to spark and then varying % for the star level based on the stat (>1100 for a 5% of 3 star)
However, there is a bug in the game where guts is picked 90% of the time.

i heard the yakuza was behind this game

got this girl on my JP account, is she good or at least important to the plot?

>>715161456
That’s an inumusume.

>>715161312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGKSvA54XYs

>>715161238
>in my mind
now wonder you've lost, you should be chanting aloud.

>>715161430
They just own the horses depicted in the game

>>715161430
They do, and they break your fingers if you draw porn of their horses.

>random horse named One Inch of Love
lel

>>715161549
It gets better

>>715161480
what

>>715161518
A yakuza horse

When is Akebono? I need my hugecute horsegirl.

>>715161007
Scarlet admire Tachyon and in the few events featuring them she fully believe Tachyon can do no wrong.

Are there donkeys in the umaverse? Can they breed umas?

>>715161086
>Great singing voice with lots of range
>Surprisingly beautiful (once her hat's off)
>Extremely autistic
I'd have it no other way

>>715161589
>DO NOT REDEEM FIRST PLACE

What will his uma be like?

>>715161714
Twin turbo

>>715161714
green version of the zoomer/tiktok horse

>>715155537
Tallfat clydesdale uma

Hors

>>715159578
Pace/Long Umas are hard, I haven't managed to get a good run with Rudolf, however, I've found success with McQueen

Should I use up my start up SSR ticket for special needs-chan? She is the protagonist of the game after all.
Or are the other horses simply better?

>>715161910
she's fine

>>715161630
Who was slandering Tachyon?

>>715161910
just don't pick Rice Shower if you plan on winning anytime soon

>>715161007
Scarlet admires her, Tachyon is always kind to Scarlet

>>715161910
she's a chud

>>715160564
She looks Stacy levels of hot without her headgear

>>715162115
she just like me fr

>>715162135
The mares love it

>>715161014
There's this yurifag.

>got Night Owl right before summer camp
>"you can't visit infirmary during summer camp"
>came back from summer camp and had to visit infirmary 3 times before it's cured
the run was dead anyway

yuri game btw

>>715162352
thats why i hesitate to rest before summer camp, even though its the obviously-correct choice.

>>715161238
>>715161506
When I won the ura finals I was chanting bakushin too.

>>715162352
I got that fucking one that blocks speed growth. It was fantastic

>>715162352
Resting shouldn't inflict negative debuffs, it's enough punishment having to take it over training anyways.

>>715159578
Anything with mid/long that doesn't run front is a tough time. Front is also kind of demanding but as long as you luck out of late starts and meet some stat checks you'll be mostly fine. The further back in position you go the more body blocks you'll see even despite having good power/wit.

>>715162507
Resting when high energy should have a chance to fuck you

>>715162552
resting when high energy should have the chance of making the uma fuck you.

>entire first run with vodka has like 4 poor rests procing night owl 3/4 times
>0 well-rested
>3 failures on 20 or less fail rate
She's just drunk at all times, isn't she?

>>715162595
that's the onsen ticket nigga

>>715162352
>more than 2 rests to cure a condition
this shit makes me seethe and rage so hard that I want to just trash every run this happens in

>>715162602
She pretends to be, she's a chronic poser

If am being chased on a empty park at night by an Uma, what are my escape options?

>>715162634
The best is when you rest so many times your energy tops off but the condition is one that if you try to train off full energy before curing it, you just get tucked (slacker etc)

>>715162698
cyanide pill

>>715162698
None at all, 70kph easy
Hope they are practicing pace chasing

>>715162698
Don't be in this situation to begin with

>>715162698
Something tells me they aren't good at climbing trees.

>>715162698
Pray to god she has ADHD or a BPD mood swing

>>715162698
Be loud

>>715161007
>>715161630
>>715162069
I highly recommend this episode of Umayuru (watch with captions on for subs) to expand on the Vodka-Gimlet and Scarlet-Tachyon relationships.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0LuV8HNd8k

>>715162795
They simply kick the tree, see what falls out

>>715162698
buy a gun

>>715162698
The basic method is to lure the uma into a wall and attack them while they are knocked down. The player has exactly 3 beats to attack them safely if they follow the uma closely with Weapon equipped. If the fourth attack can finish them off, four safe attacks are possible.

Another good method is to block their movement with shields. Shield can kill any Uma musume in one reflection, 1,2 or 3 stars.


Since they can destroy walls, the player can destroy a harder wall if they can lure the uma.

>>715162698
That’s why you keep a supply of carrots to toss away from you to distract her.

>>715162698
none

>1% failure on sprint losing lowering emotion before final
>2nd place in final by head
I FUCKING HATE THIS NIGGERLICIOUS GAME

>>715162795
they can casually bench 400kg

>>715162958
your run was destined to fail

>>715162698
Expand jacket while bent forward then hiss. Charge briefly forward and back off. Repeat until the Uma retreats.

>>715162986
nice

I will never win a career (yes I tried bakushin's)

So did the mongols conquer countries with a horde of horse girls in the umaverse?

>>715163087
Yep

>>715163087
Nah

>>715163063
stop using lvl 1 R cards

>>715163087
I don't know, could you repeat the question?

>>715163063
Post your legacy Bakushin

>>715163087
the mongols ARE the umas, dumbass.
>how about genghis "rapeman" khan?
Yep. A Uma.

>my only 3 star stamina spark is a rental
>can only borrow 3 times a day
I just want to train stamina for pvp

>>715162698
0%

>>715162698
> what are my escape options?
there are none anon, you will become her trainer

bitch keeps reading scary books before bedtime and is getting sleep deprived

>>715163063
try it again
I literally just clicked speed and rest for the entire game except one time I trained stamina which was a mistake and I regret it
you probably just got unlucky or picked shit skills

>>715163087
War doesn't exist in the universe. Everything is settled by jerkmate competitions.

>>715162698
>escape

>>715163257
>>715163307
I think it's because I trained stam a few times mistakenly thinking I needed it for the miles I attempted
I kept getting 2nd on the URA qualifier when I retried so I was close but I guess I'm just a bad trainer-san

>>715163441
yeah you don't need it for anything
don't give into the temptation to train anything but speed

>>715162698
Horses are kind of shit at doing anything other than running in a mostly-straight line for a long time, so a lot, really. Duck a few corners, dodge through the trees, really anything except 'try to run directly away'.

>>715163441
bakushin is a sprinter, you dont need stam, just 1 or 2 blue skills

>>715163406
>that last expression
Gold Ship NO!!

>>715163257
NTA, managed to win the URA finals, I think she could be better tho

Do people play this game ironically?

>>715163657
no im playing it metaphorically

i entered this thread expecting horse girl porn like every other gacha shit but there's way more actually talking about the game
does it actually have decent gameplay?

>>715163634
98% fertility rate

The 1.2 gorillion monies incident.

>>715163441
Bakushin has a B in mile so even if she incurs a slight penalty, it's not enough for how braindead fast she'll be going.

>>715163649
Nice mile Bakushin. Sprints doesn't really need recoveries imo.

>>715163741
It's a raising game. A not that popular genre and it's pretty good

>>715163741
its a menu simulator
you don't interact with the races in any way

>>715163346
but imagine a marine division made up of umas

Who is this mysterious uma?

>>715159630
It's a decent management sim, but expect it to get whale heavy later on if you care about that. I'm just playing this as a F2P.

>>715163732
>esl-brain broken
But seriously do people get into this ironically then somehow got addicted for no reason? What is that called? Sunken-cost fallacy? Stockholm syndrome? Dunno

>>715163843
You don't cheer on your girl and get the extra stat bonus?

>>715163852
Horses do swim pretty well

>>715163741
Depends on how you view menu clicking. It's a raising sim with roguelite mechanics, you're training a horse to win races and breeding horses to get faster horses. There's a ton of numbers under the hood of how it all works.

>>715151628
it's actually kind of amazing how nobody sees this. this game has been out for like half a decade, and now it's suddenly popular? what kind of brain dead faggot do you have to be to think any of this is natural? "wow this game has ads on youtube??? it must be really popular!!!" troons shouldn't be allowed to post here.

>>715163878
shut up bitch

>>715162595
>rest too many times
>career ends because your uma got pregnant

>>715163759
Then I'll just wear protection. Surely that'll save me.

>>715163947
but then you wouldn't be allowed to post here anymore, anon

>>715163947
>this game has been out for like half a decade
98.2% of people on the internet can't read japanese

>>715163947
I feel like I'm seeing more and more retarded posts on /v/ lately, like even more than usual somehow
am I just going crazy or

>>715152017
I'm glad to see the transgender community finally found a game that caters specifically to them

>>715163997
Nothing can protect you

>>715163741
Its Chao's Garden.

>>715164046
So why do fat retards on 4chan think they can move to Japan and start raping children?

>>715163741
It's in the same vain as X manager games mixed with a splash of Monster Rancher back on the PS1. You build a deck of support cards, choose two veterans to inspire your choice, train your horse girl on a weekly rota, learn skills, random events happen enter races, and her performance is dictated by everything you've done. This is then splashed inbetween a VN.

>>715164170
because they're fat retards

Can someone recommend how to do pace chasers?

>>715163843
>>715163926
i kinda like autism simulators like this, sounds interesting at least

>>715164241
Get a bit of power with that speed

>>715164241
Speed+Stamina+Power

>My free SSR ticket was Grass Wonder
It is so fucking over

>>715164329
oh is that all

>>715164241
you need GUTS according to the reason i lose every race

>>715164360
>Gass Wonder
Poor brap horse

>>715164360
same...

>>715162698
Unless it's Haru you're probably not out sprinting them. It's rape I'm afraid.

>>715164241
pray to Allah that your uma doesn't get boxed in by shitters who ran out of stamina

>>715164297
>>715164329
What's the ideal ratio I should be aiming for by the Ura Finale's? I'm guessing speed should be the highest but I dunno whether Stamina or Power is more of a necessity.

How do you access the claw machine mini-game? Is it a random event?

>>715164467
Guts rework when?

>>715164241
Honestly stats requirement for every style are the same, the differences are in skills and length.

>>715164520
If you get some stamina skills you don't quite need it as much.

>>715164545
Doing recreation with your uma when you hit the 2nd year may give you a random chance for the arcade event.

>Vodka's singing voice is higher than Daiwa's
wat

>>715164241
prepared to pass/speed star
speed>stam>pow, and swinging maestro/gourmand

>>715164520
It's complicated but I'll give you some vague maybe correct pointers.
Two parts speed to one part power, stamina skills can and will save the day but if you've not got that then stamina slightly less than power

>>715164687
That helps, thank you.

forcing the cool and collected air groove to do the cutesy make debut dance feels like a crime

How the fuck do I beat the ex-long on Episode 2? I can't use my Gold Ship.

>>715164974
Make her do Umapyoi...

>>715164974
While watching Maruzesky doing her debut concert is peak comedy.

>>715164974
For me, it's watching NPC Rudolf job and then prance around as a random backup dancer

>>715162698
9mm bullet to your own head. Don't even try to hit the uma, it won't work.

>>715165519
your Wit decreases by 20 points when you pick this option btw

Are we getting a week 3 release celebration thing or not?

>still haven't fixed free summon
nice game.

>>715164057
>see tomboy with huge tits that constantly talks about romance and girly shit
>think of trannies
You have mental problems and you're not welcomed in my club

>>715165898
maybe its intentional...

>>715163261
>rape
I want Goldshi to rape me

>>715166031
if you *want* it then it wouldn't be rape

IT'S FREAKING NEW DAY, FUCKERS!

>>715166278
I do that to everyone but nice nature