What did she mean by that?
I got the new honse.
She's okay, don't know what people were so excited about.
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How do I complete the middle one? I don't see bonus rewards anywhere in team trials
This stealth revival of bronies needs to fucking die
>the first hot spring ticket I ever got is on a suicide run with Teio
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>715151663have faith trainer san
you will clear URA to see teio glorious flat body
Any of the featured pulls worth it or should I keep hodling?
>>715151628Only one man can save us.
Is the claw minigame luck based or do you just have to get the claw right in the middle of a figure?
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>>715151471Just play Team Trials and pray the rewards appear.
>>715151968Both. You need to get it right in the middle, but once you catch it, the claw will shake every 1 second, giving a chance for you to drop the plushie.
If kitasan black feeds you speed which is needed for every horse in every aptitude and every situation why not just rely on the sixth card slot for it? Why not just keep it set there indefinitely when you find someone with it at 4LB?
>>715151985Holy fuck I finally won an ura!
Hows my deck? Done pretty well with it so far so guessing its not half bad.
>>715151471I spend all of my energy item to complete it. It's insanely rng.
>>715152030And I have to get three in one run for a task?
Oof.
how do they even get the designs approved for the game do the owners really demand
>SHE NEEDS FAT TITS AND ALSO AND IS ALSO A TOMBOY WITH MUSCLES
>>715152098Something about using the 6th slot to borrow niche cards targetted for your specific Uma
Reminder: Oguri Cap suspects you will have sex with a plushie version of her and gets uncomfortably jealous.
What is she life all i know is that she's Gold Ships brother and he also attacks his jockeys
>>715152406some of them do
>>715151985>Bakushin made a request on the jukebox
>>715152490>Oh God shes going for the jukebox!
>>715151471every race you win in team trials has a chance to give you a present
sometimes you get a 'bonus opponent' where presents are guaranteed
if you can even remotely stack up to your competition you should have that completed in a day's worth of RP
>>715150861 (OP)>download for the weird science horse>she's easy to get>doesn't seem to have the cute lab coat outfitdo I need to unlock it or something?
>>715152629at 3 stars you get the iconic outfit for each uma
>>715152345Yes, it's pretty good. Vodka and Creek are the best cards for each of their specilities while Sweep Tosho and Eishin Flash are easily one of the best SR speed cards (hell, fully capped Tosho are better than most base SSR cards). A bit unfortunate Special Week ain't fully capped though.
>>715152406The only case we know of (rumoured) is that Daiwa Scarlet's owner demanded she have bigger tits than Vodka. This is due to the horses having an IRL rivalry.
>this VILLAIN allegedly only raced to crush other horses dreams
>in her final race it seemed like she knew it would be her last and decided to crush her owners dreams of her retiring peacefully
KEK WHAT AN VILLAIN
>>715152467Orfevre (1/2)
>One of Stay Gold's kiddo's, a sibling to Gold Ship >Her mother is an illustrator, referencing damโs name (Oriental Art).>Even though heโs a child of Stay Gold, he is a lot different compared to the others in terms of when his temper gets bad. He is a lot more docile (and bratty) outside of the racetrack. >When he was younger, he used to be bullied by other horses because of his small size and temperament. >Shiraoi Farm staff member Setsuo Ishigaki said that he wanted a horse that fully embodied Stay Goldโs characteristics, similar to his older full brother, Dream Journey (who is much smaller than him but not by a lot). >But when he was born, he said that he looked โaverage, like his motherโ and while he was expected to do well due to his pedigree, not a lot of expectation was placed on him.>He was still sold for three times more than his brother was.>Speaking of his brother, Dream Journey was a lot worse. >Yasuo Ikee, the father of Orfevreโs trainer Yasutoshi Ikee, trained Stay Gold, and when Yasutoshi opened his stables, he trained Dream Journey. So he was very wary and (temporarily) relieved when he saw how quiet Orfe was.>Ikezoe also rode Dream Journey and said that his temper was a lot more intense than Orfevreโs was.>Contrary to her behaviour in the game as a โroyal tyrantโ, he was never a boss horse. In fact, he was Tosen Jordanโs right hand horse at Ikee Stables. >Tosen Jordan protected him from some of the other horses so Orfevre kind of became his lackey.>He started to develop a rough temperament after he turned two that mostly appeared in races. This is the Orfevre that the game is taking inspiration from.
>>715151663>>715151723Holy shit I can't believe it actually happened.
I just wish I got to do this with someone who actually has the body of a woman...
>>715151471Just play the lowest rated oponent over and over again, gives you both the highest score and better rates since bonus wins are given at a higher rate from winning individual races and you should be winning at least 3 of them against the lowest rate. I got like 1.5 bonuses per match on average from that.
>>715153063Orfevre (2/2)
>Almost killed his jockey, Ikezoe, twice by throwing him off his back on two significant occasionsโ after winning his debut race (in-game, she refuses the interview) and completing the Triple Crown (she makes you into her throne (read: makes you carry her) and orders you not to throw her off)>According to the Famitsu interview with Ikezoe, Orfevre tried to do it after winning the Japanese Derby too. In the game, she throws off her drenched coat (at you) instead.>Stay Gold had this weird habit of sniffing his own feces before reacting insanely, which passed on to other children like Gold Ship and Orfe.>That said, he knows to behave well in presence of women (though this does not expand to broodmares) and children. >Okayasu Yuzuru, Kansai TV announcer and, arguably, his greatest fan:>His โthis kind of a triple crowner is unprecedented!โ line after Orfy ejected IKZE also gets lovingly replicated after you have to lift her up.>He also did the commentary for the infamous 2012 Hanshin Daishoten filler episode, where Orfy slowed down thinking the race was over only to speed up and eventually finish 2nd. The incident gave him the (dis)honor of being the first (and only so far) Triple Crown winner to undergo a gate test.>That event also gets filler episode-ish treatment in-game by way of a hidden event where Orfy randomly runs away from you on the track just to toy with you.>Okayasuโs love also expands to Orfevreโs progeny, especially the smol idol horse Melody Lane (to the point of recording commentary tracks purely focusing on her.)>After retirement, Orfy is also much nicer towards Okayasu than towards Ikezoe. >She has six points on her crown, referencing six GI wins.>Orfevre's career being superior to that of Golshi's is a mild point of humour, because Golshi has the bigger 'fandom' due to being more of a meme horse. >Though Haru Urara did that to the entire horse industry, proof that gimmick > ability perhaps?
>>715150861 (OP)>What did she mean by that?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g78qwaxLRZM
>>715150861 (OP)sopa de รฉgua
uma delicia
>>715153103shes so fucking flat bros...
>>715153212My abusive kamidere wife...
>>715153256Somehow she's still bustier than TM Opera, blew my fucking mind as I had always imagined her to at least have something but nah she's flatter than a cutting board.
>>715151628MLP was soulless garbage though. It was unironically the first internet-related slop.
>>715150861 (OP)is there a cute boy horse or nah?
physically large morally questionable horse women
Haa... when is Manhattan Cafรฉ
>>715150861 (OP)why is a horse on a rooftop?
>>715153212>>Stay Gold had this weird habit of sniffing his own feces before reacting insanely, which passed on to other children like Gold Ship and Orfe.HUH
where am I supposed to get 15000 more carats from before the end of the kitasan blacked banner?
>>715153484THE LOATHSOME DUNG SNIFFERS.
Do I have to purposefully not win races to unlock all scenes? I don't like the idea of having a bunch of failed copies of a girl in my veteran list just to unlock everything.
>>715153482Getting her back down the stairs is a real chore
>>715153513You're supposed to be ''responsible'' and ''patient'' and not roll for umas as soon as you get 1500 carrots, but I say, don't worry about kitasan BLACKED
>>715150861 (OP)>triple There are far more interesting numbers than 3
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oh god please NO
Will Agnes Tachyon rape Manhattan Cafe
>>715153759It's not a question of will but when
>>715153385They don't exist in this setting. They kidnap their human trainers and take him for themselves if they don't fall in love over 3 years of working together.
>>715153759It's not rape if Manhattan cafe can't say no
>>715153434I prefer buff tall women but this works too
>>715152098If you're poor and don't have too many rolls, that's definitely the best option.
But you need to roll for cards anyway right? Might as well do it during Kitasan's banner which isn't far away. Even if you don't get Kitasan or her upgrades, you still get the other cards you would have gotten if you rolled now. Short term vs Long term rewards.
Of course if you're bored of the game by now and won't be sure you'll be playing this 2-3 months later, just roll whenever you want.
>>715151663Why is she hitting the obi-wan power pose?
>>715153103I need to breed.
>>715153545They look like they drug and rape their trainer
>>715153853This is what most people seem to forget, I'm not rolling for kitisan black, but for support cards including kitisan black. Like yeah she doesn't become OP until the 4th upgrade, but I still need more cards and why not roll for them when there is this amazing one available, even if the chances of getting enough of them is slim to none.
>>715151024>mare wants human cockJust like in real life.
This was the gibs they gave out during year 1 in JP. 20 rainbow fragments equals 1 lb item.
Fenomeno, The Nationalistic Out-Cast Factoids (1/1)
>Stay Gold's son, (Sibling to Gold Ship, Orfevre, Nakayama Festa, Dream Journey)
>Why the uniform design?
>Fenomeno retired from stallion life and became a lead horse for Oiwake Farm (they handle monitoring the traffic).
>Fenomeno's trainer, Hirofumi Toda, wore sunglasses and looked very intimidating and scary.
>Toda is also a very patriotic man, thatโs why he thought winning Tenno-Sho is a greater honour than winning the triple-crowns. Fenomeno won two Tenno-Sho for him.
>He was called a โMonsterโ, and sometimes the Second Black Assassin (like Rice Shower) because of his Spring Tenno Sho consecutive wins.
>Unlike other Stay Gold crops, he was not a very temperamental horse and was very obedient to commands.
>He was the boss horse in Miho Training Center at the time, thatโs why he has a poor relationship with Gold Ship, another boss horse. They are both treated by fans as rivals.
>Also has a poor relationship with Orfevre.
>His team and Gold Shipโs team also treat each other as rivals. Takatoshi Imanami, Gold Shipโs groom said in an interview before the 2013 Takarazuka Kinen: โWe donโt want to lose to that horse.โ In the end Gold Ship still lost to him 2 to 3.
>Fought against Gentildonna a lot, with a 5-5 tie.
>A very serious horse when racing.
>Likes children but children find them scary,
>Nicknamed "Mame-chin" (ใใใกใกใ; โMa~me-chinโ) by Toda, because โhe looked like a black bean when he was littleโ. Fenomeno responds well to Mamechin.
>Fenomeno is one of the very few racing horses who actually like his trainer (since trainers usually force horses to do things they donโt like, few horses actually like their trainers). This is a stark contrast to Gold Ship, who always try to murder his trainer whenever he finds a chance.
>It said that he isnโt friendly to tourists and doesn't respond when tourist called him โMame-chinโ.
>>715153908She caught you bringing peace, freedom, justice, and security to your new horseracing empire.
Rice shower card only give you debuff skills, what an evil villain
I'm guessing I want to cycle characters with every run so they become better and better veteran umas, which in turn makes it easier to get a head start on future runs?
>>715154081based tourist hater
>>715154182yea it's a roguelite game
>>715154182Yeah more or less. The entire game revolves around doing career runs and using your new stronger umas to boost your next run to snowball into better and better umas.
>>715154182Yes but you can get pickier as time goes on, wit and guts sparks are just useless in the long run
>>715153759Thereโs no way she hasnโt drugged her multiple times, or at least attempted to
>>715153186The middle option isn't actually that hard to beat from what I've tried, most of the time it's just people picking auto for their teams so it's unbalanced with a high ranking horse in one team with weaker horses on the rest of their team.
My team full of B rank horses still encounters people with C ranks as filler on their team.
>>715154294The trainer has to take cafe's place to protect her.
>>715154079>2021 was 4 years agowhat the fuck?
>Gold Ship's brother
>Serious where-as Golshi is crazy
>Follows commands where-as Golshi hates being commanded
>Rivals in being Boss Horses and on the Track
>Golshi loves fan attention
>Fenomeno despises tourists
>Both of them have a relationship with Gentidonna (Also known as the noble Lady)
Ah yes. Vergil Horse.
>>715154294Agnes has a line on the home screen where she tells you that she's tried to sneak stuff into Cafe's coffee before, but Cafรฉ notices every single time.
>>715154370Cafe will protect her trainer.
>>715154387Are they related in-universe too?
I did it bros, good end achieved
>>715154558>In the end both of them got drugged
>>715154637No. The Stay Gold siblings are just acquaintances in Uma's world, but they'll sometimes make references to the rl relationship. Kinda like how Teio will fangirl over Rudolf but they'll never admit the father-son-relationship.
>>715154730Your Arima Kinen win, bwo?
>>715153103thatโs a horse anon, do not shane dawson.
>Love tomboys
>Pick a tomboy horse
>They still wear frilly idol garbage outfits when racing
Really lame
>>715154901They all look like they smell rank
>>715154901Everyone except Golshi look edgy or try hard.
Basically, Golshi mogs, yet again
>>715154929>doesn't recognize the appeal of gap moeYou have failed as a trainer.
>>715154929just turn them into a 3 star bro
>>715155054gold ship is the most rotten personality wise out of everyone
>>715154929Wait for Jungle Pocket, she dresses like Chie
>>715153759Not with Sundayman around.
Which is always.
>Just got 1.2 billioned by Gold Ship
BITCH WHY DID YOU JUST STOP RUNNING YOU WERE CASUALLY LEADING BY FIVE PACES HOLY FUCK
>>715154901imagine how smelly they are after running in those big coats
>>715152017Would give kisses
>>715155312It's not real she's just chuni
>>715154387>>715154081>>715153212Why do these horses feel like they were made for women?
>>715155379You need more stamina outside of career mode.
>>715155054Just different sources of inspiration for each racing attire.
>Stay Gold: Travelled a lot over-seas, thus a more adventurer-esque outfit. >Nakayama Festa: Mixes aspects of Nakayama into their design along-side their reputation as a Gambler honse. (fans often called their wins 'Festa hitting the jackpot') >Orfevre: Triple Crown horses have a habit of getting royal outfits in this franchise. Bit random beyond that. >Dream Journey: Meant to give a mysterious vibe, also includes the shortness of the real horse. Not sure why they went with intellectual glasses though, Journey was infamously the angriest of all of Stay Gold's kiddo's. >Fenomeno: As said in an above post, the uniform mixes that they were a traffic horse in retirement and that their owner is a known nationalist.
>>715155437You don't like cool women?
>>715155312AIIIIIIEEEEE TACHYON HEโS TELLING ME TO DOWN A 40 AND GET BEHIND THE WHEEL
>>715155437how to bait female players without angering male players
>>715150861 (OP)Really fat Uma.
Or really tall Uma.
I don't care which, I'd love both.
>>715155141That's not quite true. Dream Journey was far more of an asshole than Golshi ever was. In fact, Journey is considered 'one of the worst in Japanese History' period. In ranking whose hardest to easiest to deal with, it's probably:
Dream Journey > Golshi > Orfevre > Nakayama Festa > Fenomeno
>>715155437they are LITERAL stallions
>Get to the URA with Scarlet
>first race, is predicted to win
>refuses to use her skills even with 400 wit
>does this for every fucking retry.
fuckin rng.
>>715155379several tracks have hills at the end that drain your stamina and guts faster than usual.
>>715155598>400 witThat's kinda low...
What would be an estimate of long it would take to get the sparks to protect Haru's smile?
>>715155437this one
>>715153212 is sex though
>>715155519It's not real Cafรฉ, just admit you wanted to do it
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHINSHIN
>>715155664all the guides i see say thats what to shoot for.
>>715155725Well anon, it depends. If you race a lot for skillpoints it might be worth it
>>715155701HA HA HA HA HA
>>715155579he's not the one who bankrupted countless of people just because of slight inconvenience
>>715155825That was an honest mistake on Golshi's case. Even Sugai has said that Golshi seemed 'embarrassed' after-ward and refused to meet his gaze.
>>715155579So is the irl horse a scientist?
I'm in a boring work call with some jeets and I'm looking at fat horse ASS and TITS, god bless
>>715155701All those horses getting upset about being pigeonholed as sprinters where Bakushin is just happy being the best at one thing
>>715155919Yes, obviously. Why would you think other-wise...?
But no, Tachyon's science gimmick just comes from their name. I think they worked it pretty well into the IRL Honse's leg problems though.
>>715155725For skill usage there's barely any point in going higher.
300 = 70%
400 = 77.5%
500 = 82%
600 = 85%
>>715155701Class prez is so damn cute, I have started playing only a few days ago but she's already my favorite.
>>715151024stop molesting horses shane dawson
>tfw no one lewds my honse daughter
>>715156301Who? Oguri? She has a lot by Uma standards
>>715156301Oguri is for treats, not lewds.
>>715155919>>715156076the racing ad she was featured in protrayed her as faster than light and her character in game is trying to achieve that goal
also watch the rest of the ads they're fucking kino holy shit
https://youtu.be/-IWHULr7O-8?t=387
>>715156301tbf, she really not that hot
>>715156212Sheโs class rep not prez
>>715156301shes one of the bros, not one of the hoes
>>715156431Inchou and kaichou are easily confused
>>715150861 (OP)you aren't supposed to read any of the yapping, just go to the next training choice
>>715156301Wait til a rich commissioner scatfag finds out about her and her appetite
>>715156301>only one person has ever borrowed my legacy uma>he already unfollowed me
Trainer they ran out of rice, also I ate all the rice
>>715156483I like the story though.
>>715156301>he doesnโt know about SEXY
>>715156301>Oguri Cap was the first Japanese horse to have plushies. JRA designed them to meet the demand from newly attracted female fans: which was an extreme minority before the Oguri Cap boom.>These female fans were called โOguri Galsโ and began to rise more as racehorse fangirls over time. Oguri is for the 'girlies', as they say.
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>>715156759Wait is there more rice?
GUYS PLEASE STOP FUCKING MY DAUGHTER
>>715156790Oguri ate Rice?
Good riddance to that evil villain
Bakushin strat work with Haru?
>>715156872Shouldn't have come around during dinner time
Her fault
>>715156910Yes but set her to front runner and only run dirt courses
>Oguri was said to be in love (or at least attracted to) a New Zealand filly named Horlicks. Horlicks came to Japan in 1989 to contest in the Japan Cup, which she then won.
>Because Oguri was a glutton, trainers and other staff said that he never looked up from his trough of food no matter what. >However, whenever Horlicks passed by, he seemed glued to her presence and would keep staring at her. When he couldnโt see her anymore, he went right back to looking at his food.
>In the 1989 Japan Cup, he wouldnโt stop looking at her in the paddocks. They were even placed next to each other in the gate. When the race started, Oguri made a mad dash for Horlicks and was right behind her the entire race.
>Horlicks broke the 2400m course world record in that race - by two seconds.
>This also made Horlicks the only foreign horse to ever be featured in JRAโs commercials (JRAโs The Winner commercial for the 2012 Japan Cup).
>Two mating requests were made by Oguri Capโs team to Horlicksโs team after retirement but both were turned down.
F in chat for this fat fuck.
>>715156845post id so i can use her too
for me it's the edgiest and most serious horse girls still doing the cute idol song and dance when they win
>>715153103>towelthat's very cucked
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Where are all the Biwa fans? I feel like no one is talking about her. Prettiest girl, can't wait for her sis to be playable too
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Is Manhattan Cafe goth?
How does she compare to Dagda from Arknights?
>>715156845My daughter is becoming a scandalous hussy...?
SUBARASHI!
>>715157062Yeah she kind of is.
But she's mostly cute with a cool look. Take that as you will
>>715157049she looks like a 1* girl. making her a 3* is hilarious.
>>715156994Kiwi horse pussy is too strong.
>>715157049I'm not sure if I should roll for her I want her but my luck is abysmal
>>715153376the first season of the new mlp was kino, actually. there's no point in getting steeped in contrarianism from fucking 15 years ago man. that shit came out when i was in highschool. i didn't watch past season 1, but its actually pretty cool. the funny part for me is, anime fans acting as if their shows aren't directly comparable to mlp. and pretending to be above it.
>>715156910Front runner build is the easiest way to win ura finale with her.
>>715155471Stay Goldโs design is heavily based off Kinoโs design
>>715155582It's never too late
>>715157424>pretending to be above it.>pretending
>>715157539DARE I SAY KINO!?
>>715151663Mine was on a test run with Winning Ticket
>>715157049I hate her racing gear
I gotta be honest I really don't think I deserved this one
>>715157470and also every horse who has decent sprint stats, naturally or through inheritance. its comical how much worse every other strat is. its worth it to just breed for sprint proficiency all the time. then you don't have to deal with others edging you out all the time in the middle or back, and needing power.
>>715157508>>715157621>my childrens animation is superior to yours okie dokie little fellas.
>>715157705Yeah speed too low
>>715156994Does Oguri have children, grandchildren?
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cute takarazuka horse
>>715156717I like that there's a scene with plushies in her career where she says that she doesn't like them cause the original is better
You're telling me there's a horse named mr cock ball in this series?
i picked Rice Shower with my free 3 star ticket but she keeps getting demolished in the first G1 race
>>715157968yeah she sucks
>>715157968Ah yes that's because she's bad. A punishment laid to trap lolicons
>>715157872no it's actually mister century boy
>>715153545Impressive how Goldship manages to look like the only non-dysfunctional one in that pic
>>715157872It was more like she was jealous you, her trainer, would want an Oguri plushie instead of the real thing.
Iโm watching season 2 of the anime and I didnโt realize how cunny tokai teio is ToT
Stop saying that Rice is useless and that you regret vouchering her.
When im done with her she gonna be called Kitasan BLACKED
does anyone have the horse release date chart?
>>715158237alright i'll stop saying it but i won't stop thinking it
>>715158237I picked her as my voucher and my mission is to make the strongest Rice ever.
Should I voucher Special Week
It feels weird not having the main character
But people say Oguri is better
>>715158032every loliuma aside Haru is hard to win with I feel like
>>715158314Final chapter of the first main story arc will give you a free Special Week alt.
>>715158314she is not the mc, every season has its own mc
>>715158273Nah little nigga youโre the one getting blacked
>>715158237she's evil heel
>>715158314Oguri is the main character now.
>>715158237I got her from the random 3 star guarantee ticket and now I'm thinking about starting over
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>>715157705Every single bakushin is valid.
>>715158290What's her IQ?
>>715158303Soppo outta nowhere
>>715158314Beat the legend races and just buy special needs-chan
So are all horses that specially on short races easy mode or what? Or does this only apply to Bakushin-chan?
>>715158389The first part of Cinderella was damn great. It kind of gets worse when Oguri goes to the capital because it loses the gritty part.
What horse girls got the tism?
>>715158608Like half of the cast
>>715158608every single one of them
>>715158314You should do what people say. Are you really enjoying yourself if you aren't following the will of retarded apes?
>>715158237I put her on my enhance screen and her wave makes me happy (for a few seconds before the crushing darkness returns) every time
>>715158608Quite a few honestly
>>715156423Fucking Japan production values on hornses ads
>>715158608It's easier to list those without.
>>715158660well ok but the other guy said i could just get her for free so that seems more helpful
>>715158592Short distance removes one stat from training, front removes another and reduces a second
Long, End are the hardest to train as they need all four stats
>>715153063Despite the negative press orfevre
I cannot fap to any of these horse girls because it reminds me that they are based on irl horses... I just find them cute.
>>715155598Her ult only pops when she's on 1st place on the 2nd half of the race
Run her as a front and watch her pop her ult every race
This is a cat, not a horse.
>>715158924So how easy would it be to fuck this cafรฉ?
I know she's surprisingly powerful because horse but still she looks pretty bullyable
>decide to start a career with gold ship
>She kidnaps me and take me to a beach for a treasure hunt
>The treasure is a coconut
>she basically forced me to become her trainer
>she does stuff that's borderline schizophrenia
She going to rape me if she wins the finals, isn't she?
>>715159004That's more Admire Vega, Manhattan Cafรฉ is strong-willed and hostile.
What are Golshi's main stats?
>>715159004Horses rape you, not the other way around
>>715159093That's what makes it worth it
>>715159095umm speed stamina power and wit
>>715159183Pretty sure this is referencing the recent thing put up by the staff at Haru Urara's farm that allows fans to donate a kind of grass she likes to eat to her. She already has two tons being shipped to her from her fanbase.
>>715157049She's got a big head.
>>715159095power, stamina, wit, speed
>>715159095look under her stats all of them have bonuses to certain stats.
>>715159095stamina 800
guts 400
Power is more important than speed but you do need both
>>715159004You will literally get assaulted by a horde of ghosts.
When the fuck is Kitasan coming? I want to roll for something already. I hate hoarding resources.
>blue archive thread on the catalog is full of seething about uma musume
i thought the gacha tribalism thing was a meme
>>715159327Well dang it, not much I can do about that
>>715159360Same, I want to rip the fucking bandaid off this shit already and know if I need to reroll or not.
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>>715150861 (OP)it's a reference to the classic manga hero Big X
>>715159425I asked for one lacking autism
>>715159004She looks like the shady type that has a lot of hidden secrets, has inhuman strength and also a fucking ghost following her around.
I'd say she's the opposite of the type of girl you can bully.
only 6k karats for kitasan but have fine motion and super creek (and a handful of SRs). Is it over?
My runs have really taken a nose dive lately. Rice's career is easy until the one you HAVE to get 1st in. I thought I knew what I was doing but nah. I think my biggest problem rn are my legacies
>>715155598Duh, because Estelle SUCKS.
Is this a genuine good game or is this just spam? I don't want to waste hours in a crappy gatcha.
>>715159548Tachyon bullies her, kind of
>>715159591How much money is that? What's the optimal paid carrots?
>>715159630It's a cute enough management sim. It's worth a chuckle looking at the actual horse races too. I find it fun.
>trigger Rushed
>horse goes from 12th to 14th
i thought it was supposed to make her run *more* aggressively?
>>715159548A friendless chuuni who pretends to have ghost friends
>>715159578Long heavy umas need lots of stamina while also not sacrificing speed and power.
So itโs either a factor or card problem.
Which Uma fucks human men?
>>715159686Anon, its literally said FREE in that pic.
>>715159725All of them eventually
>>715159686ZERO yen, effort only.
>>715156427She was cuter at the beginning of Cinderella Gray when her hair was shorter.
Uh, bros? I just started the game and stat building and stuff is kinda overwhelming. I literally have no idea what i'm doing so i'm just kinda winging it.
yeah shes fucking garbage
>>715159754Shockingly true
>>715159838Damn, didn't think you could grind that much.
>>715159843That's the most fun part of the game, trust me
>>715159642There's back and forth though so sometimes she retaliates.
>>715159875She's the most versatile and easy to raise Uma, trainer issue
>>715159885It helps that they start you off with like 11k right now
>>715157054That looks tasty...
>>715159875don't talk about the Oguri Peak like that
>>715159875Retarded speedmaxer issue
Ina said Tachyon is another uma that's "easy to train" like Haru and Sakura, is that true?
>>715159875Literally got 3 star Oguri to B+ first run as a clueless newbie. Skill issue.
>>715160073She was my second win ever so maybe
>>715160073yeah, not the easiest but tachyon has a good recovery ult and pretty easy career. Also her potential skills are actually worth getting
>>715159894>>715159885Just so you guys know, I'm still not breaking the B+ rank barrier yet, only using FM and SC is not enough despite hiring whale uma as legacy.
Shit will be different once I dump all my pulls on Kitasan banner, all my SR will finally reach their perfect form.
>>715159717she's not heavy cease this slander
>>715160073I think so since I managed to win the URA Finals for my first time training her. She's not bad either.
>>715159630>gatchasubhuman american
>>715159875good horse bad trainer
>>715160073She has 20% boost to her speed stat, so yes.
She also gains stamina exactly when she needs it with her unique
>>715159885HOST IT, NYAGGER
>Apparently, she has at least 120 gigabytes worth of photos of herself.
>genuine smile when haru urara wins
I see why people wouldn't play this in public
i will figure out how to win with Rice Shower
>keep getting 2nd in races
>the only thing tazuna says is "victory was close to being yours"
this damn green devil can't even give me a single tip, even worthless guts-based ones!
When is the oppai loli banner?
Look, Tachyon can "bully" Manhattan Cafe all she wants, with all those harebrained schemes that never work and always seem to backfire.
But we all know who's raping who, at the end of the day.
I pulled Seiun Sky and Nishino flower with my freebies AHHHHH I really needed a power
>>715159754You can buy "free" carats but only like 1.5k spread out over a week
>>715160451The monthly daily pack? that also give paid carats.
>>715160426Manhattan and Tachyon raping trainer-kun at the same time would be fun
>>715157037The yakuza hate it when people lewd their horses. We're lucky we got this much.
>>715160505it gives you less paid than "free"
>>715159875My not-fat wife is so cute.
I don't even play this game, watched one (1) video about this dumb fucking character being silly and now my youtube is nothing but videos of the actual real Gold Ship horse.
>>715160505it gives 500 paid upfront, then 1500 in free carats over the rest of the month whenever you log in. If you dont log in it gives whatever you didnt claim at the end of the month
>>715160546It also across 30 days, not a week.
>>715160172thats fucking brutal lmao
>>715160564oi that's my wife(male) you're talking about
>>715156301>Uma comes out in the west>95% of western nsfw """art""" is aislop>Majority of them with nigger assesTrust me you dont want that garbage
>>715160649Hagness Tachymon
>>715160546The paid one worth 20 pulls, the free one only give you 10 pulls.
>>715160564>He fell for itLol. Lmao
I did too
Daily reminder: if you're posting about this game after the global release, you are a tourist
>someone with a level 40 Super Creek support follows me outta nowhere even though my account has nothing worth using
welp, not gonna look this gift-horse in the mouth
>>715160697>500 / 50 = 20america-san....
>>715160697wait I got brainfart, its worth the same.
But you only need to wait 10 days less to do 10 pulls.
>>715160697Is the best use of paid carats the daily 50paid pull? Or should people hold for some better deals down the line?
>>715160727Don't seethe because Cy needed big dick American dollars because of how shit the yen is, SEAkun.
Happy Meek can get my huge deek
>>715160814anon, its a whale game. dolphin doesn't belong here.
>>715160727You go in through the JP release, I watched Season 1 while it was airing.
We are not the same
Almost there. Should I level 4 potential her?
>>715159569you have the two other god cards literally just borrow kita it's not the end of the world
why are gachafags so dramatic
>>715160649Whats their relationship ingame?
>>715160634don't tempt fate like this bro she might actually get in
>>715160727I'm a gambler not a tourist thank you very much now excuse me while I rig the next race
>>715155537Tallfat clydesdale uma
How do sparks work in this game? I got my Taiki up to max speed, and all I got was a power spark!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63ZiWnM6kZY
>>715160984I hate her, so no
>>715161074its RNG lol haha
>>715160264I'm someone who barely moves an eyebrow when something exciting happens in a video game and I was punching the air when my Toaki Teio made a miracle comeback at the end of her last career race.
>>715159686>not a single SSR Guts cardBrick incoming.
>Bakushin run
>first time making it to URA finals
>chanting "Bakushin" in my mind as it comes down to the wire
>loses
>feel like I've let her down, go to collect everything and use the SSR ticket before logging off
>Bakushin shows up
I AM
BAKUSHIN
>>715150861 (OP)Make it happen, Tachy.
>>715161238maybe the real bakushin were the bakushin we bakushin'd along the way
>>715158343My first run with Top Gun was my best yet and got a 3 star stamina spark.
They only perform for dedicated lolicons
>>715161074Let me introduce you to my army of Bakuwits, Bakustam and Bakuguts
>still 5 days before I know whether my account is bricked
>>715161074They claim it's 1/5 to pick a stat to spark and then varying % for the star level based on the stat (>1100 for a 5% of 3 star)
However, there is a bug in the game where guts is picked 90% of the time.
uhoh
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i heard the yakuza was behind this game
got this girl on my JP account, is she good or at least important to the plot?
>>715161456Thatโs an inumusume.
>>715161312https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGKSvA54XYs
>>715161238>in my mindnow wonder you've lost, you should be chanting aloud.
>>715161430They just own the horses depicted in the game
>>715161430They do, and they break your fingers if you draw porn of their horses.
>random horse named One Inch of Love
lel
>>715161549It gets better
>>715161518A yakuza horse
When is Akebono? I need my hugecute horsegirl.
>>715161007Scarlet admire Tachyon and in the few events featuring them she fully believe Tachyon can do no wrong.
Are there donkeys in the umaverse? Can they breed umas?
>>715161086>Great singing voice with lots of range>Surprisingly beautiful (once her hat's off)>Extremely autisticI'd have it no other way
>>715161589>DO NOT REDEEM FIRST PLACE
What will his uma be like?
>>715161714green version of the zoomer/tiktok horse
>>715155537Tallfat clydesdale uma
>>715159578Pace/Long Umas are hard, I haven't managed to get a good run with Rudolf, however, I've found success with McQueen
Should I use up my start up SSR ticket for special needs-chan? She is the protagonist of the game after all.
Or are the other horses simply better?
>>715161630Who was slandering Tachyon?
>>715161910just don't pick Rice Shower if you plan on winning anytime soon
>>715161007Scarlet admires her, Tachyon is always kind to Scarlet
>>715160564She looks Stacy levels of hot without her headgear
>>715162115she just like me fr
>>715162135The mares love it
>>715161014There's this yurifag.
>got Night Owl right before summer camp
>"you can't visit infirmary during summer camp"
>came back from summer camp and had to visit infirmary 3 times before it's cured
the run was dead anyway
>>715162352thats why i hesitate to rest before summer camp, even though its the obviously-correct choice.
>>715161238>>715161506When I won the ura finals I was chanting bakushin too.
>>715162352I got that fucking one that blocks speed growth. It was fantastic
>>715162352Resting shouldn't inflict negative debuffs, it's enough punishment having to take it over training anyways.
>>715159578Anything with mid/long that doesn't run front is a tough time. Front is also kind of demanding but as long as you luck out of late starts and meet some stat checks you'll be mostly fine. The further back in position you go the more body blocks you'll see even despite having good power/wit.
>>715162507Resting when high energy should have a chance to fuck you
>>715162552resting when high energy should have the chance of making the uma fuck you.
>entire first run with vodka has like 4 poor rests procing night owl 3/4 times
>0 well-rested
>3 failures on 20 or less fail rate
She's just drunk at all times, isn't she?
>>715162595that's the onsen ticket nigga
>>715162352>more than 2 rests to cure a conditionthis shit makes me seethe and rage so hard that I want to just trash every run this happens in
>mfw doing a workout with 30% failure
>>715162602She pretends to be, she's a chronic poser
If am being chased on a empty park at night by an Uma, what are my escape options?
>>715162634The best is when you rest so many times your energy tops off but the condition is one that if you try to train off full energy before curing it, you just get tucked (slacker etc)
>>715162698None at all, 70kph easy
Hope they are practicing pace chasing
>>715162698Don't be in this situation to begin with
>>715162698Something tells me they aren't good at climbing trees.
>>715162698Pray to god she has ADHD or a BPD mood swing
>>715161007>>715161630>>715162069I highly recommend this episode of Umayuru (watch with captions on for subs) to expand on the Vodka-Gimlet and Scarlet-Tachyon relationships.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0LuV8HNd8k
>>715162795They simply kick the tree, see what falls out
>>715162698The basic method is to lure the uma into a wall and attack them while they are knocked down. The player has exactly 3 beats to attack them safely if they follow the uma closely with Weapon equipped. If the fourth attack can finish them off, four safe attacks are possible.
Another good method is to block their movement with shields. Shield can kill any Uma musume in one reflection, 1,2 or 3 stars.
Since they can destroy walls, the player can destroy a harder wall if they can lure the uma.
>>715162698Thatโs why you keep a supply of carrots to toss away from you to distract her.
>1% failure on sprint losing lowering emotion before final
>2nd place in final by head
I FUCKING HATE THIS NIGGERLICIOUS GAME
>>715162795they can casually bench 400kg
>>715162958your run was destined to fail
>>715162698Expand jacket while bent forward then hiss. Charge briefly forward and back off. Repeat until the Uma retreats.
I will never win a career (yes I tried bakushin's)
So did the mongols conquer countries with a horde of horse girls in the umaverse?
>>715163063stop using lvl 1 R cards
>>715163087I don't know, could you repeat the question?
>>715163063Post your legacy Bakushin
>>715163087the mongols ARE the umas, dumbass.
>how about genghis "rapeman" khan?Yep. A Uma.
>my only 3 star stamina spark is a rental
>can only borrow 3 times a day
I just want to train stamina for pvp
>>715162698> what are my escape options?there are none anon, you will become her trainer
bitch keeps reading scary books before bedtime and is getting sleep deprived
>>715163063try it again
I literally just clicked speed and rest for the entire game except one time I trained stamina which was a mistake and I regret it
you probably just got unlucky or picked shit skills
>>715163087War doesn't exist in the universe. Everything is settled by jerkmate competitions.
>>715163257>>715163307I think it's because I trained stam a few times mistakenly thinking I needed it for the miles I attempted
I kept getting 2nd on the URA qualifier when I retried so I was close but I guess I'm just a bad trainer-san
>>715163441yeah you don't need it for anything
don't give into the temptation to train anything but speed
>>715162698Horses are kind of shit at doing anything other than running in a mostly-straight line for a long time, so a lot, really. Duck a few corners, dodge through the trees, really anything except 'try to run directly away'.
>>715163441bakushin is a sprinter, you dont need stam, just 1 or 2 blue skills
>>715163406>that last expressionGold Ship NO!!
>>715163257NTA, managed to win the URA finals, I think she could be better tho
Do people play this game ironically?
>>715163657no im playing it metaphorically
i entered this thread expecting horse girl porn like every other gacha shit but there's way more actually talking about the game
does it actually have decent gameplay?
>>71516363498% fertility rate
The 1.2 gorillion monies incident.
>>715163441Bakushin has a B in mile so even if she incurs a slight penalty, it's not enough for how braindead fast she'll be going.
>>715163649Nice mile Bakushin. Sprints doesn't really need recoveries imo.
>>715163741It's a raising game. A not that popular genre and it's pretty good
>>715163741its a menu simulator
you don't interact with the races in any way
>>715163346but imagine a marine division made up of umas
Who is this mysterious uma?
>>715159630It's a decent management sim, but expect it to get whale heavy later on if you care about that. I'm just playing this as a F2P.
>>715163732>esl-brain brokenBut seriously do people get into this ironically then somehow got addicted for no reason? What is that called? Sunken-cost fallacy? Stockholm syndrome? Dunno
>>715163843You don't cheer on your girl and get the extra stat bonus?
>>715163852Horses do swim pretty well
>>715163741Depends on how you view menu clicking. It's a raising sim with roguelite mechanics, you're training a horse to win races and breeding horses to get faster horses. There's a ton of numbers under the hood of how it all works.
>>715151628it's actually kind of amazing how nobody sees this. this game has been out for like half a decade, and now it's suddenly popular? what kind of brain dead faggot do you have to be to think any of this is natural? "wow this game has ads on youtube??? it must be really popular!!!" troons shouldn't be allowed to post here.
>>715162595>rest too many times>career ends because your uma got pregnant
>>715163759Then I'll just wear protection. Surely that'll save me.
>>715163947but then you wouldn't be allowed to post here anymore, anon
>>715163947>this game has been out for like half a decade98.2% of people on the internet can't read japanese
>>715163947I feel like I'm seeing more and more retarded posts on /v/ lately, like even more than usual somehow
am I just going crazy or
>>715152017I'm glad to see the transgender community finally found a game that caters specifically to them
>>715163997Nothing can protect you
>>715163741Its Chao's Garden.
>>715164046So why do fat retards on 4chan think they can move to Japan and start raping children?
>>715163741It's in the same vain as X manager games mixed with a splash of Monster Rancher back on the PS1. You build a deck of support cards, choose two veterans to inspire your choice, train your horse girl on a weekly rota, learn skills, random events happen enter races, and her performance is dictated by everything you've done. This is then splashed inbetween a VN.
>>715164170because they're fat retards
Can someone recommend how to do pace chasers?
>>715163843>>715163926i kinda like autism simulators like this, sounds interesting at least
>>715164241Get a bit of power with that speed
>>715164241Speed+Stamina+Power
>My free SSR ticket was Grass Wonder
It is so fucking over
>>715164329oh is that all
>>715164241you need GUTS according to the reason i lose every race
>>715164360>Gass WonderPoor brap horse
>>715162698Unless it's Haru you're probably not out sprinting them. It's rape I'm afraid.
>>715164241pray to Allah that your uma doesn't get boxed in by shitters who ran out of stamina
>>715164297>>715164329What's the ideal ratio I should be aiming for by the Ura Finale's? I'm guessing speed should be the highest but I dunno whether Stamina or Power is more of a necessity.
How do you access the claw machine mini-game? Is it a random event?
>>715164467Guts rework when?
>>715164241Honestly stats requirement for every style are the same, the differences are in skills and length.
>>715164520If you get some stamina skills you don't quite need it as much.
>>715164545Doing recreation with your uma when you hit the 2nd year may give you a random chance for the arcade event.
>Vodka's singing voice is higher than Daiwa's
wat
>>715164241prepared to pass/speed star
speed>stam>pow, and swinging maestro/gourmand
>>715164520It's complicated but I'll give you some vague maybe correct pointers.
Two parts speed to one part power, stamina skills can and will save the day but if you've not got that then stamina slightly less than power
>>715164687That helps, thank you.
forcing the cool and collected air groove to do the cutesy make debut dance feels like a crime
How the fuck do I beat the ex-long on Episode 2? I can't use my Gold Ship.
>>715164974Make her do Umapyoi...
>>715164974While watching Maruzesky doing her debut concert is peak comedy.
>>715164974For me, it's watching NPC Rudolf job and then prance around as a random backup dancer
>>7151626989mm bullet to your own head. Don't even try to hit the uma, it won't work.
>>715165519your Wit decreases by 20 points when you pick this option btw
Are we getting a week 3 release celebration thing or not?
>still haven't fixed free summon
nice game.
>>715164057>see tomboy with huge tits that constantly talks about romance and girly shit>think of tranniesYou have mental problems and you're not welcomed in my club
>>715165898maybe its intentional...
>>715163261>rapeI want Goldshi to rape me
>>715166031if you *want* it then it wouldn't be rape
IT'S FREAKING NEW DAY, FUCKERS!
>>715166278I do that to everyone but nice nature