musume

any mommy creek facts?

>>715261875 (OP)
do horses give milk like cows? can I buy horse milk somewhere?

Rudolf beat all my best Medium horses... I destroyed Week and Condor so I was confident

>>715261875 (OP)
Stop trying to force this trash game you paid shill.

post gameplay

>>715262040
yes

>top 3 in Japanese Derby is the last one I need for my 3* pull
>#1 favorite
>late start
I hate Gold Ship so much it's unreal

>>715262164
Neigh

>>715262176
>can gargle down cum no problem
>can't handle milk

make it make sense

>>715262379
I'm so sorry I doubted you Golshi-sama....

>>>/vmg/
>>>/vg/

>>715262427
because cum tastes good and you're turned on when you take it down lower your inhibitions

Running over to your Uma after her big win and picking her up with a hug and embarrassing her on national TV because you're so proud of her

sopa de caballa
uma delicia

I'm annoyed.

>>715263157
u r bad
ssrs are too hard for you big boy
try 1 stars

>>715262662
She'd be the one to pick you up...

fug, i can't beat rudolf. back to career it is

>>715263157
>Failing with Oguri
Yup you're just bad.

>>715263676
my TM Opera O mogged her so hard that it said "Distance" on the results screen

>>715264063
damn, guess my horses aren't that good. tried my 3 best ones that had the right affinity and they all failed.

>>715261875 (OP)
luv grillin'
luv shootin'
luv partyin'

Is Oguri a Pace Chaser or Late Surger?

>>715264137
just try again tommorow and hope Rudolf gets boxed in, thats all you really can do. maybe train another uma in the meantime if you have time for a career.

>>715263157
Click here, join the D-app, enter the "Find-Friends" chat.
It's spammed with Friend IDs and what they have, you can find the perfect Legacy Umas, for example try to find ones with 9* Speed sparks which gives you a 150-ish free points over the career (+50 every Inspiration).
You can also use their support cards as well, so try to find and use uncapped cards (the ones with blue crystals), they're even more powerful than their base versions.

>>715264360
yeah, i am training right now. my oguri didn't have any problems with condor or spe but there's room for improvement.

my queen won the URA finals and gave me a 3 star stamina spark i love her so much

>>715264375
That is LITERALLY cheating.

>>715264741
>gave me a 3 star stamina spark
gratz, trainer-san

>>715264741
wrong pic

>king halo lost her debut
oh no

she's trash

>>715262419
Damn, the Highlander movies really went to shit after 2

>>715264894
watch your mouth! she's *first-rate* trash.

>>715264375
>shitcord
I'm good. I prefer getting E+
I don't install spyware on my PC.

>>715264750
In the case of Legacies you can only use 1 guest Uma, you still have to bring your own Umas to the table, to eventually train the perfect Umas to go even beyond.
In the case of support cards, it's a viable way to shake up your status quo, you have access to literally any card in the game at max power, that can compensate a lot of weaknesses.

>>715264980
based retard

>>715262379
I know about Golshi's historical moment of burning yen, but i keep getting more late starts with her than anyone else. Does she have a higher chance of late starts?

>>715263157
Oguri has some of the best overall starting stats and aptitudes, how did you build her?

>>715264980
your IQ is low all across the board, eh

>>715265270
he probably gutsmaxxed since she's a canon fatty

what a fatty

>>715261875 (OP)
go back to your general nigger

Does anyone have that oguri copypasta?

Why does the rudolf legend race feel
Way harder than the other two?

Moe through helplessness

>>715265616
Every time she calls me onii-sama I get a boner.

>>715265694
Understandable

so beautiful

tachyon, this water tastes funny...

BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIN
BA KU SHIIN

>>715261875 (OP)
"Horse Daughter"
what did they mean by this

>>715265570
because she's the emperor

Hot steamy onsen secksu with opera o!

>>715266248
Musume is sometimes just a generic Jap term for young girl. Monster musume for example is just what we call a monster girl.

>>715266050
You can probably get her to A rank, goddamn.

If you play shit like this, there’s something wrong with you.

Front or Pace?

>designated mommy character and flighty valley girl are both stallions IRL
make it make sense

>>715266530
ayo dis nigga doesn't like games with cute girls lmao

>>715266579
They interviewed the horses and they expressed a deep desire to be a little girl.

>>715266530
nigga u gey

>>715266530
Horse racing is for upper class only, move along, dalit

>>715266197
NO

>>715267080
she can't play her song if she doesn't get any closer

>no doujins
LMAO don't forget to prostrate when Blue Archive GODS are around

>>715266050
dumb question, Speed matter the most for sprinter and pace, right ? while stamina and power more for late, am i right or entirely wrong ?

>>715267490
lol

>>715267696
pace wants power and stamina too

I got the game yesterday because someone confirmed it had incest
Is there much I am missing?
I hear someone important will be unlocked next week, how serious is that?
King halo causes a throbbing in my heart and penis, why did no one warn me?

>>715267820
nobody talks about king halo because her career is harder than your penis and everyone gives up on her

>>715267752
so pace and sprint = more focus on speed while keeping stamina and guts in balance
and late = more focus on stamina/guts and speed second

correct?

>>715267820
>how serious is that
It's a support card that remains top of the meta to this day

>>715267490
Most of the Umas are more intersting for their lore and personality than their visual design.
That said, Rice Shower is so popular despite sucking really hard in game because she's visually striking, too. She gets a lot of lewds.
Gold Ship is the whole package as well.

>>715267820
>incest
About as true as real horse breeding, but it's just a gameplay mechanic.
>Is there much I am missing?
You missed the first story event, but you have more gibs to reroll with compared to day 1 players.
>I hear someone important will be unlocked next week, how serious is that?
Next week is when the first meta defining support card goes live. It's best to reroll during this period.

>>715267735
Insane how you can't go five minutes without tripping over an obnoxious Blue Archive fan or some shit AGP thread of their girls for the last few years but they can't even get more concurrent players than indieslop colony builders.

teio?

>>715268054
Rice Shower was popular even before the game, don't forget we had the anime subbed just fine.

what the fuck is a pal card and should I use this over a normal one?

>>715266435
Why is opera so cute, also wasn't she a psychopath in the new movie?

>>715261875 (OP)
I will be taking chocolate milk taiki.

>>715267948
correct!

>>715262427
that is horse cum. those are whores (porn "stars") drinking it

>>715268884
such majestic creatures...

Brb taking a tour to the nearest glue factory

>>715268964
>those are whores (porn "stars"
Nobody was talking about Mejiro Dober tho?

>>715269184
how? anyone that can do front runner is easy mode

>>715269184
>can't win with Scarlet
>can't take a screenshot
You're a retard, trainer-san.

Finally got 9spark horse

I don't know if I'm really lucky or really unlucky for not getting Biwa but getting these back to back

>>715269278
dober isn't a whore, she's a slut. big difference.

>>715269039

>>715269367
>4 SSRs
explode

>>715269359
gratz

>>715269297
I started playing like 3 hours ago, I’m still learning the basics

Guys ryegrass is also known as lolium, and Urara is a loli.

>>715269367
That's some insane luck.
But don't blow all your carats, save it for the Kitasan Black support card in 4 days.

when will orfevre and gentildona drop?

>>715269339
>can't take a screenshot
I’m comfy gaming on bed

>>715269528
>its real
bruh

>>715269524
makes sense then. train bakushin if you want the easiest career to start.

>>715269558
At least 2 years+

>>715269528
>>715269628
These developers are long-con geniuses, truly.

>>715264137
Your umas need to be around B rank (otherwise I doubt you'll have the stats to beat her) and built for long races (lots of stamina)

>>715269547
It's too late. desu I know cards are important but I care much more about trainees

>>715269528

Does anyone here have high rank umas I could borrow and free follow slots? I can't even get to URA...

>>715270028
Your testes bro

>>715269184

>Grass Wonder career

>>715270108
>I can't even get to URA..
Bakushin is literally a free URA Finals win handed to you at the start.
Literally all you have to do is make a deck of speed cards and train speed every time.

>>715269184
Bro you are the one who should go to the glue factory.

>>715269610
understandable.
stay comfy.

>>715270254
she's the best

>>715270354
I already have an entire team of C and C+ umas, this is the ceiling for me. Unless I borrow someone strong I will never escape this hell.

>>715262682
>loses to manhattan cafe in that one long race
>gets perpetually cucked in arima kinen despite having average power
I hate this horse

>people said Gold Ship was the hardest of the starting five to train
>fully cleared her career first try while I couldn't clear the URA Finals with Vodka and Urara.

>>715270772
New here
What does that mean
Can you try it multiple times?
Can you redo it after you finish it?

>>715270772
people probably find her difficult because she's the only end runner in the game

>>715263676
daily reminder that Career gives you FREE INVISIBLE STATS so you need to overbuild stamina and power to make your horse usable for daily races and pvp

>>715270865
Yes you can redo career mode for an uma to try for better stats/skills.

Any ideas where I can get 6k more carrots? I haven't done the any of the story stuff yet but I can't imagine that'll be enough

>>715270102
>people ordered over 2 ton of premium 40$ grass to her.

>>715270772
i couldnt do golshi but i could do bakushin and vodka flawlessly. What are your end stat spread?

>>715270028
The stats you gain from upgrading your uma stars pales in comparison to the stats you get from a well-built support deck, see >>715266050

what are the requirements for leveling up an uma's personal skill in their careers?

nice, i'm starting to get higher rankings pretty consistently

>>715272020
In the senior year:
60k fans by early feb
80k by early apr
120k by late dec
For the dirt umas it's 40k, 60k and 80k because there's less dirt races

>>715272218
Ah fuck, I've been neglecting races in favor of training all this time. Sankyuu.

>Goldshi has been recorded at faster speeds in retirement than in his entire career beyond justification of simply losing a jockey on his back
lol
lmao
What a fucking asshole of a horse.

>>715271108
Trophy hunting is the biggest earner by far followed by scene hunting for the archieve.

What does /v/ think about this?

>>715272661
cute humanmusume

>>715264974
My wife is not a robot, she's just bad with technology, if she was a robot, she'd break down

I love Tachyon, I would sacrifice my life for Tachyon!

>>715272538
Also don't forget to raise the director's friendship to green. It's usually very easy because you can gain it just by winning races.

>>715272661

>>715272605
>Could've been the GOAT
>"Nah using all my power is not fun"

>>715272912
Tachyon is crazy

>21k carats
I'm NGMI am I?

>>715273268
Crazy enough to experiment on her trainer!

>>715271108
What do you need 6k more carrots for?

>>715273295
Just be a borrowcuck like the rest of us F2Peasants.

>>715273494
Is this real?

>>715273080
>Retired with no health problems and enjoing life full of breeding instead of dying in race freak incident
Smart Horse

>>715268346
You do understand that the vast majority of the playerbase is on mobile? They're pulling in millions each month
It's chart retards like you shitting up this whole board, not the people playing video games.

>>715261926
What did she mean by this, /v/?

>>715273295
>33k carats and counting
I need to get lucky ONCE and just uncap her later to 3LB when half-year uncaps roll in.

>>715273852
Uma global also has a mobile version, so it's actually even bigger for Uma too lmao

>>715274054
Can't expect a shred of intelligence from steam chart posters

>>715273558
its 30k for a guaranteed SSR

jesus, creek

>>715273698
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/90KBJiheYCA

>>715273494
Is she going to experiment on my penis?

be honest, are her stats salvageable?

>>715274772
>C in Power
bricked. reroll.

>>715271121
https://namabokusobank.jp/articles
Grass wonder is almost at 4 ton

this fucking retard

>>715274772
>fly
Is this one of those nifty JP-only features?

>>715274631
This is 1000% a fetish thing, there's no way the real horse did this.

>>715275405

>>715269796
Reminds me very much of Girls und Panzer, where the BT-42 received a lot of support and was taken under roof for maintenance.

>some guy tells me not to do the one time paid head start support pull because I'll get a guts card
>do it anyway
>get a guts card
Which suicide method is the least painful?

>>715275685
guts rework soon™

>>715270865
>Can you try it multiple times?
>Can you redo it after you finish it?
Yes. Your Umas become veterans that you can use as legacies/inspirations for other run, and compete in the pvp mode. Some run will have more powerful result depending on your luck, rng, supports etc. You can have several veterans from the same Uma and just select one when needed.

Fucking hell man my almonds haven’t buzzed like this in such a long fucking time. I’m bricked up constantly.

are any of the character stories particularly good? thinking of skipping them

>>715276050
I don't know what you like, maybe try watching Cinderella Gray and that'll spark your interest to read the game.

>>715276050
all of them are good

I personally don't enjoy the stories of strong girls like rudolf, mcqueen, oguri cap. The stories feel flat like "I wanna be the very best" and that's it. But I know others enjoy it because of the internal struggles the girls have.

I, personally, enjoy the stories of the girls that didn't make it, like Super Creek, Nice Nature, Tachyon, Bakushin, Gold Ship, Mejiro Ryan, Ura. The girls that are never gonna make it, those stories for me at way more entertaining than "I'm the best, oh wait I'm second, now I'm the best again".

>>715276050
watch the anime

>>715276368
fair enough, I'll give them a shot though I hope there's no spoilers for the anime/films

>>715264980
you can make a throwaway discord account and use it on the browser.

Attention everyone, the director is here!

>>715275405
She bricks you up. Don’t even front, my guy.

I just wanted to give you all your daily reminder of your brain damage. You really should get that checked out. Could be something serious.

>>715275918
What the fuck it’s literally her.

>>715276482
Also, another unpopular opinion of mine, I skip every valentine and christmas day regardless of if I read them before or not. They just feel like filler and I just don't care about dating these girls.
Some valentines dates are kinda cute tho (Nice Nature)

>>715276050
If slice of life visual novel stuff isnt your thing, I feel like you’ll have some trouble getting into any of them. They are wholesome and charming if that gets you going. Also helps to have your almonds buzzed by a girl you particularly enjoy.

>>715276050
the main story with Rice Shower did hit me in the feels a bit

what's the gameplay loop like, why do i see people get upset about losses? can't you just keep redoing races until you beat it, or do you have to kill the horse and start over?

>>715276050
super creek's career is the best dating sim i've ever played

>>715277986
The game is a roguelite. If you lose, the run is over. The better you do in a career, the better breeding stock you have and the better you can do in pvp.

>>715277986
Its a roguelite. You lose = you lost your time. Play Slay the Spire, this is slay the spire with girls.

>>715277986
>what's the gameplay loop like
Bro the game is fucking free, why does every who uses this term have an IQ lower than 30

>>715277986
the gameplay loop is a menu simulator where you raise your girl's stats and get subjected to RNG
you gotta start over when you fail to reach a career goal and every girl has a different set of goals.

>>715277986
Train horse girl to win races
Try not to get fucked by RNG
You can only retry 3 times.

>first career run where I was winging it was by far my most successful
maybe I just chose an easy one, or got lucky. my other attempts haven't gone the distance.

>Win with Bokushin in PvP constantly
>Get a faster Bokushin
>Gotta go fast
>Max speed
>Start losing
>What
>consistently losing
>Le fuck?
>Decide to watch a race
>They put her as a front runner automatically when she's a pace chaser
>Can't edit it
Guess I gotta make a new Bokushin

>>715277986
>"Trainee" (horses) and "Support Cards" (literal cards that give you skills, etc) are different things
>When starting a run you select a horse girl, the deck you're taking to the run and her "Legacies" (easiest way to think is that it's like a pseudo "breeding" system, except it's framed as "Inspiration" instead).
>Game begins, you have 3 years to accomplish all the objectives
>You can train 5 stats (Speed, Stamina, Power, Guts, Wits) which affects how your horse runs, every time you do something it uses the Energy bar so you have to balance when to "Rest", also your girl has "Mood" which you can use the "Recreation" option to make go up.
>The support cards you bring to the run don't just add skills, it also determines a part of the extra events that can happen in a run with their own story, selecting certain options could give you +20 Energy or +5 speed for example.
>Every once in a while you're going to have the obligatory races, in the early ones you just need to hit top 5 but eventually in the endgame needing to hit top 1 is common
>You can lose a race up to 3-4 times before you receive a permanent "game over" (your career ends)
>When a career ends your horse girl becomes a "Veteran", you can use veterans to participate in other modes like events, PVP or serve as "breeding" to upgrade your next playthrough
There's a lot more details to it, but that's the basic idea.

>>715278709
>Can't edit it
Can't you do that in team formation?

>>715278709
what? Are you retarded or something?

Gentildonna won't let me cum

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFlTAclugJI

>>715278817
I've yet to understand if this shit is a mod or an actual future update

>>715279210
Update, it's JP-only for now

>>715279301
are you for realz? damn bro I can't wait.

For a 3 billion dollar company they sure take their time with updates

>>715275405
If she did that to me I'd probably be shooting strings while having the wind knocked out of me

>>715265270
Is there a good guide on how you're meant to train each one? I've been kinda mindlessly semi-min maxing but still making favoring one or two specific stats like speed or power. Usually don't get too far but I assume you're meant to slowly build everyone up until they win all or most races.

Getting a ton of debuff skills is a lot funnier than just getting speed boosts.

>>715277986
Half the game is menu spreadsheet simulator. The other half is staring at webm related while screaming at the screen and slapping your own ass.

With sound:
https://litter.catbox.moe/hmzq7lpu8xt4mc56.webm

I am not trying to be an asshole here but I genuinely dont get this game compared to say Blue Archive or Nikke

>Every girl is the same
>0 fanservice
>0 control over gameplay
>Every single story scene is “I’m gonna train hard to beat the race” repeated 5000 times
>Insanely grindy

I even tried to watch youtubers play it and every chatter is cheering and he is heavily invested and I just don’t get it

>>715279873
Debuff skills are way better than boosts. They hit the opponents current speed instead of target speed. Front runners just die if one hits them as they rarely have the accel to recover fast enough. Hitting your own running group, or the one in front of it is a good way to avoid getting boxed.

>>715280695
there's nothing to understand. the games just not for you.

>>715280695
maybe you just don't like the game.

>normal gacha
>get Super duper super rare
Nice

>Uma musume
>Get Super duper super rare
>Get fucked by rng
>Rolls lost
Th-thanks

>>715280848
>Rolls lost
???

>>715280695
If you can't appreciate Monster Rancher, Football Manager, or Digimon World 1, you're not gonna get the draw.

>>715280995
>>715280808
>>715280775
I see. I never managed to get into Football manager either

man, creek really needs trainer to put a baby in her after the ura finale

Who would have guessed that the most problematic race for me would be a fucking G3 Sprint Falcon Stakes

When does Tamamo Cross become available I like this angry smol horse she's funny

>>715280695
>>Every girl is the same
If you're blind sure.
>>0 fanservice
Good, I'm white + have a wife. I don't care about this incel shit.
>>0 control over gameplay
Actually, there's too much gameplay.
>>Every single story scene is “I’m gonna train hard to beat the race” repeated 5000 times
They're athletes. It's like saying every Rocky movie is the same, and therefore bad.
>>Insanely grindy
I thought you said it had no gameplay. Stop contradicting yourself.

>I am not trying to be an asshole
And yet you dedicate your life to claiming false arguments while pretending to be innocent for (You)s. Just come out and say the truth, you're a porn addict.

>>715281293
>incel shit

Does anyone know why there's only spotlight scouts right now? I thought there was regular ones before but I might be going crazy. I dont really want another guts card.

How is she so beautiful?
Literally no other Uma can compete.

Taiki Shuttle is a beast, she's like a hybrid Bakushin/Urara

>>715280695
>if I can't cooooooom it's SHIT
your brain is mush

>>715277986
You want to raise your horse's stats
Losing a goal race means your horse career ends early
That means no more stat raising
That typically means a shitty spark for inheritance, becoming a downward spiral in future runs

>>715281541
don't roll for any cards right now, wait until day 16 for Kitasan Black.
Also yeah there was a "regular" banner before, I thought it was going to be permanent but I guess not. In the end all the previous Umas/cards are always added to the current banner, it's just that the spotlight Uma/card have an enhanced percentage.

>>715281575
I always subconsciously give her a thumbs up in the starting gate, no other horse does this to me

https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/

Can you roll for her?

>managed to make a support deck that brings me to 1100 speed and power each campaign for higher chance of 3 star spark
>1 star guts
>1 star guts
>2 star wit

>>715280695
Nikke currently is on its biggest drought, with shitty dailies, which want to make me blow my brain out, with two bad events. Summer looks promising so there is that.
No one plays BA its just art wank.

anyone knows why the hell twin turbo never became a trainee?

Any clubless anons want to help out? OvrldDmain. We're 9/30, and apparently having more people = good thing happen.
Join and just request shoes from us so we can farm club points off each other

>>715281645
That's what happens when you consume more meat annually than a small nation

>>715281827
I just wanted to try and get a fine motion or the super creek one so I dont have to keep borrowing them. I never re-roll gachas because I cant be bothered. I guess I'll just save for kitasan black. She's supposed to be OP as fuck right?

>>715281985
3 more days

>see all the urara buzz
>"she can't be THAT cute"
>she's actually that cute
frick...

>>715263676
ez

>>715282052
Where does the club name come from?

>>715282008
She does become one later. Easy to get 1 star.
Way later than she should have, though. I lost interest in the JP version since she still wasn't coming.

Present to me your most villainous Uma...or I'll curse your rolls!

>>715282259
Overlord's Domain, but there's a character limit

>>715267696
no, stamina matter on the circuit size, as in a mile needs more stamina than a sprint, the stat you want to look up when dealing with strategy position is power, the further you are the more power you need for acceleration and break away from groups

>>715282253
>Ricer Shower
dat shit racist

>>715281575
The Centurial Overlord, won every legend race so far

>>715281985
I did it once and got 2 of them on my first try. Then I didn't get another one for another 300 pulls. Did I just have my luck stolen?

>>715282247
You have to protect her smile trainer-san

i'm quite fond of creek

>>715282883
it's all fun and games until she wants to play goo goo babies with you

>>715283037
i would play along to make her happy

>>715283037
Nobody will explain what goo goo babies is

Absolutely bullied.

>>715282290
You brought it upon yourself, fool.

>>715283301
Post build right now.
I need to make a good Suzuka.

>>715282290
black assasin

>>715281985
I will never get this lucky in a real setting.

>>715269339
Scarlet is one of a few umas that fucks me with rng almost every run

>>715281985
>Wasting your roll luck on a simulation
Devilish

>>715279809
No idea, i don't use guides

>>715283632
nta but here it is yes I focused guts on her, was kinda scared how much stamina she burned always being in front so wanted to have the extra fuel for the final sprint

>>715284267
Now post deck

I did the funny tier list

>>715284459

>>715263676
>highest stamina horse I have at 800 with stamina recovery skills is rudolf and cant use her
>goldship keeps jobbing at 700 stamina with multiple stamina skills
hopefully i'll manage to get better race rng tommorow

>>715283705
Based and stealthpilled. Every time I see Black Assassin in the list I know some poor fool’s career ends before it even begins. Dude moves like a shadow, crits like he’s got something to prove.

Can you sing Umapyoi, trainah?
https://youtu.be/ZuaO2p0lL4s?si=z85-hUpIHsDsGE-9

>>715284703
Arroz con Pollo no difs Kachow and Gundam, btw

>>715282290

>Lose careers because i overinvest in WIT
>3 times in a row
I can't level long runners for shit, genuine brainlet moment

so skills that have something in brackets like (pace chaser) or (long) don't work anywhere outside those race settings?

>>715285462
correct

>>715285462
das rite, whitey

This is peak Bakushin.

>>715285382
>Get 400 Stamina
>Get Swing Maestro
>???
>Profit
Simple as

>>715285645
>wit
not my bakushin

>>715285462
skills like "slightly increase speed on a corner when on the back-half (long)" always make me laugh

>>715285645
wit past 600 is worthless, you want to powermax with baku so she can break off early and keep the lead all the way home

>>715284703
>T.V. Novela
>Gundam(No metas el puño)
>Joderme la mierda
10/10 jajaajajajjaj

>>715285645
Holy fuck, this Bakushin THINKS.

ok give it to me straight, /v/
is this just flavor of the month gachaslop, or something I should actually play?

>>715285645
Nice shop. Everyone knows bakushin has 200 wit max and at least 600 guts.

>>715286060
If you need to ask that question, this isn't for you

>>715286060
its woke, gachaslop, whatever other buzzwords you fags come up with and you should stay away from it.

>>715286060
>frognigger
This is not for you. Close the thread and filter the word uma.

>>715284703
Add tamamo too plz

>>715286060
try it and see for yourself, i'm not your mom. for what it's worth, i'm not really a gacha player but i've been playing this like mad

>>715286060
It's hard to say it's flavor of the month for the time being unless it gets more content later down the line. and you should give it a try yourself.
do not listen to >715286216

>>715286060
Yes, this is gachaslop and FOTM or whatever the fuck you incels love to say. Stay away from this game and from this community.

you won the new legend race, right anon?

>>715286060
this is a gachaslop flavor of the month focused in cringe anime visualnovel bullshit and pretty girls running, get out now

>>715286517
stop stealing their shoes, they need those!

>>715283632
This is the one I used.

>>715286517
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFlTAclugJI
reminder that this is the bare minimum you should be able to do if you want to princess carry your horse wife

>>715286371
>>715286560
I can smell the samefag

>>715286517
I got robbed...

>>715286173
>>715286216
>>715286273
>>715286371
I accept your concession.

>>715286517
First try (with Late Start)
Simple work

What do you guys usually buy?

>>715287253
clock and parfait

>>715286517
yeah, distance'd her twice and 9 L once.

>>715286696
What stats do you need to beat her

>>715287253
always the clock and the card exp, parfait sometimes if I'm good on monies

>>715287253
Clock, Parfait and Star Pieces for girls I like, though I'm starting to think they're not worth the money.

>>715281985
Nice
And accurate

>>715287253
5k star pieces
Long distance shoes
Have plenty of clocks and parfaits so usually just that.

I will never fucking win in this game...

>>715286517
*I* didn't but the protagonist did

>grass wonder
>air groove
>winning ticket
>matikanefukukitaru
>king halo
these are the trainees i have that i haven't done career with yet, who should i do next?

>>715287747
don't listen to the green devil

>>715282290
The fearsome Shinko Windy. Not only does she like to bite and prank people, she prefers and cheers for villains

>>715287765
grass wonder

>about to have sex with my wife Nice Nature
>Bakushin and Gold Ship bursts into the room screaming
>Trainer-san we want to have sex too!
>Gold Ship shoves my cock in her mouth
>Bakushin gets angry and tries to pry Gold Ship off my cock
>Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin!
>during the struggle Bakushin smacks Gold Ship on the jaw
>Gold Ship’s jaw clamps down on my dick
>dick gets ripped right out
>Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin
>my wife Nice Nature passes out

>>715287864
it's over

>>715281985
AIEEEEEEEE

>>715287328
This is what I used. You can beat her with a lot less. Just don't skimp on stamina and recovery skills.

>>715287971
fine speech

>>715287612
It's a long-term investment, one day you could suddenly unlock like 10 characters in a row or something.

>>715287253
Clock and any star piece of the 1* or 2* umas I want to 3*.

>>715287328
She only has Bs across the board
If you have enough stamina and decent skills it shouldn't be a problem

>>715286816
There are 150 characters before Gentildonna.
If every character gets 1 week banner (very optimistic) that's still 3 years before getting her.

>>715288017
nice job bitch
I hate this fucking game, I hope all the horses get turned into sausages, at least then they'd be of some use

my first finals but I hate this nerd horse

>320K+ umamusume images on Pixiv
>only one single piece of art depicting Super Creek lactating
>it's not even NSFW
I'll never forgive the Yakuza.

anyone got a good top gun build? i haven't been able to push her through finals yet

>>715288295
>I'm sure to win because my speed is superior

>>715287971

>>715284703
For me, it's La Tomboy(Forma de Autisma)

>>715284832
kino

>>715288357
I was told bakushin is a free URA win
I was fucking lied to again

>>715288346
I did it like this with 3 Speed/2 Stamina/1 Wits. Most level 30-35 cards and the free event SSR.
Have a 6* Stamina/3* Power legacy if you need any
It's good to do a G1 if you have no good trainings but plenty of energy

>>715288641
that speed is way too low for bakushin. her career is almost only sprints, she basically only needs speed and wit

Traning is a scam.

>>715286517
>the "emperor"
>loses to a deranged middle aged scientist three times
Even Spe put up more of a fight

>>715288641
Bakushin runs only sprints, she doesn't anything more than SPD and Wit

>>715284703
>fetiche de madres
I'd rather go with Mamacita

>>715288017
Oof that hurts. The same happened to me with Winning Ticket, but in THE finals!

>>715288734
>>715288990
doesn't she need power though?

>>715289064
not really, at least if you run her as a front runner

>>715289064
Not if you're front running, which you should.

>>715289064
Not nearly as much as she needs speed

>>715280240
Shouldn't they be running on the track and not next to it on the grass?

>>715289064
Front needs Power the least of anyone
It's an all-in position that is screwed if it ever falls behind to start with

>>715282004
post deck and uma

>>715281985

>>715286517
Yep. My Silence Suzu kicked her butt 3 times.

How is she so perfect

>>715288657
appreciate you anon. i'm always in need of decent legacy girls.

is it over

>>715289568
because she is number one, of course

>train the starting five umas
>man this game is easy
>try training Rice Shower
>mood down right before race twice
>fails 2% wit training twice
>gets bad training debuff
>fail at the second to last goal
>come back to this on the home screen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WttUxO0EooA
The game itself is laughing at me...

Which Uma has the loudest farts?

>>715289663
just oink some more piggy

>no real horse girls (or rabbits)
This timeline blows.

>>715289661
605917582828
I'm still working on getting a 9* Stamina, but I've gotten pretty lucky as is

>>715289720
Rice shower is notoriously moody, Depression horse requires a patient trainer

but winning with her feels twice as good

What is the best uma to get 3* stamina with? I imagine its brutal to get 1,100 stamina without tanking your winrate with low speed.

how do I build gold ship
can she do the japanese derby or whatever for that mission?

>>715289787

>>715289825
maybe it will bring me some luck then. wit sparks love me :^)

>>715290065
good girl

>People are already winning Arima Kinen with Haru
Crazy

Are f2ps soft-capped to B+ ranks?

>got my precious angel rice shower from the ticket
yep, I'm thinking account unbricked

>>715282232
You NEED kitasan black to avoid testicular torsion

>>715290065
thank you for funding this video game

>>715288339
>only one single piece of art depicting Super Creek lactating
How is that even possible, when did artists tastes become so shit?

>>715290161
just use guests

>>715290065
Thank you for your service, anon.

>>715279456
It’s because Uma funds other things Cygames wants to do.
Please look forward to another season of Granblue Fantasy Versus

>absolutely miserable run
>Tons of bad moods, bad status, failed 3 different trainings with a % under 5
>Somehow make it to the end, use a clock out of anger and win
>Still no good sparks
Can't believe they done this...

>>715289789
>you will never see horse girls trample rioters and looters in ICE raids

Life is truly so cruel.

What does Guts even do?

>>715290161
Gold skills contribute just as much to the ratings as stats. My trophy hunting Maruzensky run manage to mog my regular run ratings due to having four different gold skills despite having worse stats.

>>715289789
>real horse girl.
>just upscaled a regular Uma.
Retarded, do you also think all cat girls should be onahole sized like real cats? (don't answer that)

>>715290589
global? nothing
jp? takes over stamina for the final stretch of the race, i think

>>715290601
>>715290161
What does higher rating even do other than make your penis bigger because it's a bigger number? I thought sparks mattered more.

>>715290530
Get away from me, you overrated donkey!

>>715290724
Free carrot.

>>715290161
No, I got A and A+ in the jp server 2 years ago.

>>715290589
It makes you run faster when you run out of stamina but then you run out of guts and lose anyway

>>715290724
you get carats for increasing your total rating in team trials, for example

>>715290662
no thats global, in jp it gives acceleration

I used this when my girl was the favorite and it still activated. Does it go off of second favorite or what?

>>715284703
Hold on, this game has an autism tomboy?

Is it me being really unlucky or is special week kinda shit?

wait so if gold ship has good end style than I can just speed max her like bakushin?

>>715291052
horses are all autists, so it has more than one really

>>715286517
Yeah, on my first try even
I'm glad I listened to the anons who told me to spend my 3* selection voucher on Suzuka the other day

>>715290993
please respond

>>715290724
>make your penis bigger
My peepee grows bigger if my rating grows?

>>715291052
every single girl is autistic in their own way

>>715291134
Might have to try the game then. I've heard I should wait till some black girl named Kitan comes out so I can use my free rolls for her, is that recommended?

Is there a good beginner's guide? i tried to play a bit but theres a ton of shit in this game and since im a brainlet im kinda overwhelmed and dont really know what to do or how to build the girls or what to roll for or anything

>>715290993
From what I read from the JP datamine it activate based on the no.1 favorite no matter who it is, so I believe it selfactivate if you are the favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBC7TH-h0dk

Thinking of picking this up. Do any of the horse girls have big boobs?

>>715291171
>autistic girls
Gold Ship is the absolute winner!

>>715261875 (OP)
Watching the anime after playing made the races way more emotional for me, as I now understand better how winning and losing feel. Kino...

>>715291303
yeah, there's some titty monsters and even some shortstacks

>>715291271
Bakushin your way forward?

>>715291303
big breasts decrease stats due to increased weight and different center of mass
you don't want them

>says the word in a racist way
Gold Ship, Mayonaise Top Gun, Bakushin, Teio, Daiwa Scarlet, Nice Nature

>says the word in anger
Special Week, Vodka

>doesn’t use that word
Silence Suzuka, Haru Urara

>>715291463
adorable

>>715291271
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gNcV7XLmxx0OI2DEAR8gmKb8P9BBhcwGhlJOVbYaXeo

>>715291505
Who says it as a term of endearment without the hard R?

>>715291303

>>715275141
McQueen scene in s2 made me tear up unlike the other ones since it was outside of her control. It truly wasn't fair.

>>715290875
Oh so that's why I demolish teams in my score range. My girls have 800 stats across the board but they're still B ranked and completely trash A ranked ones.

>>715290993
Your horse is the favorite. Therefore your horse is using the same strategy as the favorite.
The only things that don't self-target are debuffs (red skills).

>>715291626
Holy shit McQueen is so perfect

>>715291623
air shakur

>>715291626
holy shit mcqueen and suzuka are flat!

>>715290161
Nope, you just need to get lucky and have plenty of good skills

>>715291626
how many of these are actually in derby

>>715290636
Yes
Ideally fuzzy too

>>715291626
this is for cock length

my wife btw

>>715291626
For me it's bottom row

>>715292280
Not my wife

Does anyone have the image stat explanations?

rice shower's legs

>>715291271
Yeah, enjoy
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0

>>715291626
Daiwa Scarlet just lording her busty superiority there. What a goddess.

I want her to whisper playful insults in my ear as she teases the top of my penis, feeding me the teats of her great bosom.

Tomorrow is HER day https://soundcloud.com/yumiochiru/marvelous-sunday-time-cv-marie-miyake

>>715286517
>Distance
she crushed it

>>715292407
Use gametora, is has everything you might ever need

Types of stats
Speed affects the maximum speed of your character. Makes sense.

Stamina is something like your "hit points" during a race - run out, and your speed will fall off dramatically. The faster and longer your uma musume runs for, the more stamina she uses up.

Power affects acceleration. It also improves your character’s speed when running uphills.

Guts is… kinda complicated. Its primary goal is lowering your stamina consumption. You can usually just pump your stamina higher and this stat is sometimes neglected, but high guts builds exist too.

Wit is honestly a bit too complicated to explain in two sentences as well. However, its main purpose is to affect the activation rate of your skills. Training in the wit facility also doesn't use any energy, and gives you a small amount of it instead.

i really like this qt

>>715292656
The HERO

Don't drink the bathwater!

all games should have a daily free pull...

>>715292785
>didn't even get anything good from my free pulls

>>715292837
i got the ssr twin turbo in one of mine

>>715290636
Real as in real anon. Even >>715290525 anon caught this.

>>715291626
wtf I thought Manhattan Cafe was much flatter

>>715288641
>500 stamina as bakushin
wtf?

>>715292625
Do we like opera here?

>>715292141

>>715293202
she's /ourgirl/

>>715293216
Is this your goon list

>>715293202
not liking opera is an indicator of bad taste

>>715293202
She's our boy.

>anime onsen is towelless
>vg onsen has towels
videogaybros, we lost to animeBVLLs...

Is it true that if you're japanese and you make lewds of the horse girls then the Yakuza will disappear you?

>>715293202
you're reddit if you dont like her

>>715293378

>>715292141
Many of them aren't playable in global yet but some still appear currently as NPCs like Meisho Doto or Tamamo Cross

>>715293267
>>715293298
>>715293347
>>715291626
>76
Now I see

>>715293516
idk, can't seem to find any nips that have done it to ask them...

>>715293516
yes

Hello horseGODS. I'm trying to get better.

Let's say, on the same turn, you get these two training options
Which one would you choose?

>>715293202

>>715293658
speed, she has enough stamina to carry the game, even more if you got swing maestro to learn

>>715293658
in that instance? stamina. mcqueen is a long runner and needs like 700+ stamina to not eat shit outside of career.

>>715293202
She has always been my fav. Also I find funny how her VA also voices Yazawa Nico

>>715293658
I usually say speed but McQueen need tons of stamina due to long races.

>>715293658
probably speed, her stamina is already pretty good.

this bitch fucking sucks she can't win any race

>>715293658
Stamina because mcqueen is a long runner

>>715293959
>late

>Use gold ship in career
>Cruises everything
>Use on daily races
>Cruises everything
>Use on Legendary Race
>Traffic
>Traffic
FML. Need another horse

>>715293959
>Can't
Won't

>>715293959
She's THE End Runner. Please put her on End

>>715293959
Skill issue.

>>715293959
End, you dummy!

>>715292141
A lot appear as enemies in races.
You likely have cards of them already (including the basic R cards), if you add them to your deck you can get events with them.

It's kinda funny to see how they're so well-implemented... yet you still gotta wait like months/years for a playable version of some of them.

And just like that I am invested
https://youtu.be/mwrHH0y10UA?t=217
>soundtrack by Kenji Kawaii
80 years later and he is still the final answer for a television show's soundtrack

>>715288641
believe in the Bakushin who believes in you.

What is the fastest a horse can run? (With max speed and buffs) (Assuming perfect competition and track)

>>715275405
Yoooo is that a RKO?

>>715290993
If you're the favourite, it activates every time.

>>715294238
>when the main character isn't the main character

>>715293991
>>715294007
>>715294035
>>715294057
>>715294063
it's over
at least I got the mission done so I never have to touch her again

>>715293959
Stacks card that give you good End Closer skills. Right now there's only four that I know of, SR Sweep Tosho, SR Hishi Amazon, SR Narita Taishin, and SSR Gold Ship.

>>715294238
What a *cute* tummy.

>>715294562
Do better.

>>715293816
>>715293904
>>715293920
>>715293980
Thanks lads. Seems pretty 50/50. I couldn't decide either but I'm sure I ended up choosing speed then still focused on getting Stamina over 700 later down the career. Thanks.

literally impossible

Can reading a spreadsheet ever be considered good gameplay?
What exactly is the point of competitive play if it isn't fun?
Why would anyone ever be willing to forsake their favourite girl for the sake of optimality in a game where cute girls are the only selling point?

>>715294238
>incel rage lightnings

>>715294808
??
It's literally just "finish the game"

>>715294808
you have to sell your soul and do the bakushin run, anon
i'm sorry, but it's how this has to be

Every time I see her frown because I didn't train her well enough to get first place I want to put a gun and my mouth and stroke the trigger

>>715294808
Bakushin your way through

>>715294849
>Can reading a spreadsheet ever be considered good gameplay?
post the spreadsheet you're reading to play what everyone is playing without using one
>What exactly is the point of competitive play if it isn't fun?
so whales keep funding the game
>Why would anyone ever be willing to forsake their favourite girl for the sake of optimality in a game where cute girls are the only selling point?
yeah, why? You don't ever need to do that, you can win with your favorites unless you're a metafagging whale trying to get #1 in pvp

>>715294849
>Why would anyone ever be willing to forsake their favourite girl for the sake of optimality in a game where cute girls are the only selling point?
I don't think you need to forsake girls for playing optimally, ultimately it's just balancing a bit between rolling for Umas and rolling for Support Cards. Just because people are telling you to roll for Kitasan Black it doesn't mean "never roll for Umas again", it's just that Kitasan might be worth it this time.

>>715294808
Just racemaxx dude. Literally the easiest run that I ever did.

>>715288796
>tell her to rest a little
>mood drops, gets sick, and fucks up training
.....

>>715295123
I was reading that google doc
The exceedingly long one

>>715293959
>>715294562
You baboon! you need to make her run at the end or else her ult doesn't work!

>>715272661
She has great ass hair

>>715295440
I did, she still lost.

Tachyon gaming

OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
TACHYOOOOOOOON

Super Creek grooming...

>>715293959
because she chooses not to try.

>>715295318
The game warns me about doing 3 races in a row... Will anything bad happen?

>>715275918
Impregnate

>>715295826
There's a chance to get a negative event. I've seen it cause Mood Down, but I wouldn't be surprised if it gave you purple skills and removed your Practice Perfect and stuff

>>715295607
>Stam

>>715295826
the legs of your trainee breaks and then you get a secret arc with them in the hospital depressed about their broken dreams

>>715295980
Got something to say?

>>715295826
your horse breaks a leg and then you have to put it down because you can't afford to have it hospitalized

I have no idea how people get A rank, I've only gotten halfway through B+ at best

>>715296237
Same, I don't know how either. I wish I knew, I've seen people getting cucked at like 9999.

>>715296237
Just run a crapton of races for the skill points and buy more skills.

I got A ranked horses with only like 800 speed and 600 in non-guts stats that way.

>>715295607
How do you get the unique skill to level 5? I thought the upgrades were in feb april and dec last year for a max of 4.

>>715288027
Thanks for the tip anon. Got it done with Daiwa scarlet by 10 lengths even. Clapped her shit

>>715296237
multiple gold skills and high stats. 1100 speed and 500 stamina gives a lot more points than 800 speed and 800 stamina

>>715296237
B+ is the sparklet ceiling, from there on you gotta start building up until you have at least 8sparks in the pocket.

>hates male trainers
how would you convince her to let you be her trainer

>>715275685
I got 2 of those…

>>715296731
slut

>>715296462
I got it by chance from a random event about a fan letter.

>>715296810
Nice! Now you can uncap it!

>>715296731
train her rival to beat her ass in every race until she comes crawling to me

>>715296731
>pussy so good even chud week couldn't resist her

>>715287253
If you aren't buying star pieces, it's essential to grab a parfait and a clock. That shit doesn't grow on trees.

Get fucked Oguri

>>715296586
this makes sense, I'm only barely starting to understand sparks... So I've probably been choosing bad parents

>>715296462
By doing star unlocks you can upgrade their uniques to start at lvl 2 in career.

Your top 3?

>>715287253
im poor so just a clock, I cant even buy guest legacies anymore

>>715296462
It's probably an upgraded 2* Tachyon so the skill start at higher level. A 3* change the skill into an upgraded version with different name.

>>715297875
we have double daily races right now how are you poor? full send the munny races with your best mile runner and rake in that cash

>>715296731
I convince everyone but her so she will give me cbt kicks after training sessions

>>715287253
star pieces are the only renewable way to get stars, so just those and shoes usually. unfortunately the star pieces are expensive and i can't win the hard daily races.

>>715273890
She ate too much hay.

>>715262040
>do horses give milk like cows?
Well, yeah but I don't think mares can produce even a third of what cows produce.
>can I buy horse milk somewhere?
Look for it on local markets and stuff. I know horse milk is very popular in Mongolia if that helps.

>>715298031
Sometimes my B Symbioli Rudolf loses to normal coin races.

The game is simply, too hard.

>>715264283

>>715264283

I'm still playing career after doing the daily one, they got me

>>715284703
There should be an Umamusume A somewhere that's just el condor pasa without the mask