Thread 718123429

Holy AI Kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p8bWggyPZA

>>718123429 (OP)
oops, wrong one, but that's good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOLf8_BJmXI

Did the other thread get deleted?
Jannies what the fuck are you smoking.

There are a billion other off topic threads you could be deleting right now, and you delete a thread about video games. You're going to kill the site at this rate, faster than it's already dying.

Time to rev up a DALLE-3 thread next guys.

>>718123620
yeah this thread is getting pruned in the next few minutes

>>718123680
There's already a DALL-E thread up. Looks like someone made a new one and jannies instantly deleted it. Let's recycle that other DALL-E thread.

It's a shame jannies are trying to squash organic discussion over video games so we have to go in the one protected place that happens to not be a video game thread to talk about video games, but that's just how it is.

Everyone reading this clearly? If there's not an Uma Musume thread up, we post in the DALL-E thread. See you there.

I THINK GOLD SHIP SUCKS

>>718123620
This thread belong to >>>/an/

>Nikke thread from yesterday STILL UNTOUCHED
JANNIES
YOU MISSED ONE JANNIES
HEY JANNIES!
YOU MISSED A THREAD!

>doing grass wonder's career
>literally the entire story is about her obsessing over a ghost she can't reach while her real rival is standing right next to her
>in the last race they abruptly switch gears and now her rival is special week cause she's the main character and whenever she isn't on screen everyone should be asking "where's special week?"

I want to uma Matikanefukukitaru's musumes.

>>718123429 (OP)
>>718123515
I’m glad I’m not the only one watching these

Umamusume is forbidden

sopa de cavalo umamusume delicia

Is there a reason to keep playing in Golshi mode once you get all the money?

WHEN I SAY NTR
YOU SAY LOVE
NTR

What is it about Cafe that attracts schizos so much?

>>718123515
>120 billion yen vanished into the wind
Kek, absolute gambler destruction

>>718123620
Jannies hate horse girls almost as much as vidya butts

>>718124851
Because she's schizo? Similar attraction etc.

>>718124851
She is a schizo.

>>718124697
Retard signal detected!

>>718124137
She is a cute kitsune

>>718124851
>flat, short, and has black hair
Asians naturally like asians.

>>718124697
LOSER

>>718124137
She probably has hundreds of stupid fucking crystals

Yuri bait or real

>Looking through my unlocked umas
>Realize I only have 3 sprinters, but one of them is Taiki
>Have to decide whether to have a full sprint or a full dirt team to Team Trials
>Do a 10 pulls on the Smart Falcon banner
>Only 2 star is Gold Ship
>Do another 10 pull
>Only 1 2 star
>It's Gold Ship
>Last one flips to a 2 star
>It's another Gold Ship
T-thanks

>>718125518
They're just really good friends.

Is there a way to tell if a make debut ticket is for umas or supports?

>>718125687
SR is a card
2* is a horse

>>718125518
not even her canon wife

What the fuck, the 2 and 1* horses have different lines in the main menus if you unlock their 3* costume?

>>718125586
I am just turbo charging the umas I have, still missing a good aptitude dirt and sprint racer

>>718123954
This is what baffles me
Shit like nikke, blue archive, or brown dust have a thread up 24/7
Why are they allowed

>>718125674
>horses related irl have a close relationship ingame
>they must be gay!
kill all yuriniggers

>>718126178
Yuri will conquer the Earth

>>718126178
Bro you cant be mad at Gold Ship x McQueen when the anime of all things leans into it

>>718125586
>>718126097
I was wondering why I don't have this problem until I realized I have both Boomer Horse and Texas Horse. Having to get Super Creek by hard pity doesn't seem so unlucky now considering the good pulls I got on Umas

>>718126130
Someone is probably bot spamming reports for Uma Musume. The more reports something receives, the more likely jannies take action. So essentially, nobody is reporting those other threads.

>>718126304
lean on my dick, faggot

>>718126185
Fuji does this yet her racist outfit has her tits out for everyone to see

In team races, is there any reason to pick the middle or top choice if there isn't a present for every win?

>>718126407
Damn, such a pure sex outfit.

>>718123429 (OP)
some janny's dad lost his inheritance at the track so now all he'll ever be is a 4chan janny so he deletes the threads as his petty revenge

>>718126513
Gives more points for winning if you really need to retain.

>>718126513
Higher point and you can bet on the top is witchad I guess.

Why is she so sexy?

>>718126605
>>718126652
Okay I had a feeling it was that but results for me were all over the place.

>>718126763
You only need one shot to get the highest point. Just shoot some rain on witchad and you probably got it.

>need super creek
>want Narita Brian
>want Hishi Amazon
>want Seiun Sky
>want Fuji Kiseki
>all coming up soon
I only have 7k carats what the fuck am i supposed to do

>>718126870
Time to swipe. Enjoy your accelerated schedule.

>>718126870
Just farm for their shard next year

>>718126953
>>718127218
I don't know what shards or swiping are

>>718123429 (OP)
>>718123515
My favorite family of literal terrorists

>>718127491
Why did she do it? Why is the first thing she did is kidnap (you)?

this is dumb

>>718127810
No kidding.

>>718127810
i got banned 2 days and a half for participating in Uma threads.

>>718125518
Kita is whatever but Dia is pretty cock hungry for her trainer.

>>718127685
Gold ship is unaffected by the concept of societal pressure. She does whatever she wants.

>>718123515
>hindi subs and description
should I be surprised?

I LOVE THIS GAME

>>718127685
She knew you could handle it.
That's the actual reason she chose (you) as her trainer.

>>718127810
reported for complaining about banning
(if you guys havent realized they are actively trying to make using this site shitty)

>>718128173
anon, that's Thai Speak.

>>718128392
>reported for complaining about banning
That actually happened to me recently on /a/

>>718128101
I don't wanna spend money, man, carats are stupidly expensive in this game

>>718123620
>Half of the board are literally porn dumb, shitposting, frog threads
>Yeah let delete thread about video game discussion
Suck my cock you fucking gook

>borrow MLB Kitasan
>can be found anywhere but speed training
>constant turns of lv 5 speed training with no one going there
SPECIALTY PRIORITY IS A FUCKING MYTH

Love this Kentucky horse.

>>718128392
i will not buy the pass

>>718128567
What the hell with these Stellar Blade threads? Every days exactly same OP with the exactly same picture

>>718128567
They just deleted a meta thread discussing the state of /v/ as well where you guessed it, people were voicing their complaints about video games threads being deleted.

The rules state one meta thread is allowed per board, but I guess there was too much complaining about the jannies in there. One thing they hate is when people rally together against them.

In fact I was given a warning for making an "off topic" post and that all discussion should pertain to video games. And yet when I make a thread for a video game, they tell me to go to /vg/. So I'm fucked no matter what I do. Guess I'll just go back in the AI thread when this one ultimately gets deleted.

>>718127685
Umas are only allowed to race if they have a trainer. Golshi managed to bluff her way into signing up for a race without one, but then realized that the jig would be up if she didn't actually have a trainer with her on race day. Thus, she needed to procure a trainer ASAP by any means necessary

>>718128567
>hiding the dalle thread when some of us were posting there earlier

>>718128721
I took a look at some of the earlier threads for those, and they did have some actual videogame discussion. But the recent ones just seem to be bot-tier spam or trying to bait that /x/schizo

>>718128643
>american born horse
>named after a peruvian song
>mexican luchador motif
>plays the spanish flamenco guitar

>>718128821
you're telling me "Mini Cactus" and "Indian Breath" managed to get trainers?

>>718128860
If all the OPs use the same picture, makes me wonder if it’s Sybb/the PN03fag.

>>718128821
Probably the most realistic answer.

>Not getting any gold for goal races
What the fuck is going on

>>718129305
Goldship mode is harder

>>718129472
Sorry, monies
The whole point of playing this mode and she's getting stingy with me the asshole

>>718123429 (OP)
I AM A VIDEO GAME HORSE FUCKER. THE LAST BASTION OF FREEDOM ON THIS BOARD. I WILL DISCUSS VIDEO GAME HORSES AS MUCH AS I WISH ON THE VIDEO GAME BOARD. KYS BRONY FAGGOT JANNY!

>>718129472
is it really?

>>718129645
Condolences
>>718129859
Yeah the NPC horses have higher stats, not by much mind you

>>718129925
huh, neat. I was thinking that, but I wasn't quite sure.

>>718128890
She's the american girl who learned her grandmother was latina so she tries her best to represent latinamerican culture.
However, she has no idea what the fuck latina even means so she applies different stuff from a bunch of different places.

>>718129925
it's by about 10 percent of an increase, so if you are barely having decent runs in normal URA, you'll feel it a lot more in Goldshi mode, otherwise it's not enough to make an impact.

>>718126870
At that point you have 2 options. Save for the half-anni banner with the selector spark and hope to get spooked by some of the other units you want while chasing the 200 pulls (but that shit never happens) or just gamble on some of those banners as they come. The game seems to punish heavily missing umas on their release banner so honestly the only wrong play is to not even try to get them if you want them.

>>718129645
You only get the bonus monies at the end of the carreer no? 50k for getting far into the career, 75k for completing all career goals and failing to clear URA and 100k per full clear.

>>718130102
>half-anni banner with the selector spark
What does this mean

>>718130060
Yeah if you have good cards and legacies all that'll change is a few early races being top 3 instead of a basically guaranteed top spot

>>718130102
It was giving me plenty of bonus monies for every goal previous runs, maybe that was just an extremely good bout of rng.

>>718128894
Mini Cactus is fucking based do NOT talk shit

>>718130198
There'll be a banner in February where you'll be able to select any of the horses released up until that point after doing 200 rolls. You can possibly get other horses you wanted along the way from random spooks.

is she good as a sprinter? It was hard as fuck to win medium races but I managed to win using all 3 clocks

JP is having League of Heroes right now, which is another PvP mode.

>>718130428
200 rolls in a row? and what's a spook?

>>718124102
Special Week is absolutely the weakest link in the entire game. She really suffered from having to be the first main character during the more experimental point where it wanted to be more idolshit than anything.

>>718124102
Their rivalry IRL was more interesting, especially since they had a literal photo finish in one of their races.

holy shit I fucking did it I'm in the retention range, I was struggling getting over 450000 pts until suddenly my umas fucking wrecked this time

>>718130591
Have you not rolled in any banners yet? Didn't you see the option to claim one of the rate up cards/characters after doing 200 rolls? There'll be every single horse released up until that point to choose from in this anniversary banner.
>what's a spook
Getting a non rate up character or card, one that you'd like in this context

>>718127491
The Gold Clan, always at the scene of the crime.

>>718130884
>Have you not rolled in any banners yet?
I have, but not for anything close to 200 rolls. I've never owned more than 10k carats at any given time.

30k is 200, right?

>>718130989
did that horse shove its jockey away on its own or the other horse hit him?

>Golshi week got me Rice Shower
Thank you, meme hoers, for giving me a new waifu.

>>718130989
>did it after getting hit with the crop
lmao

>>718128894
Yes, Mini Cactus is the strongest uma.

>>718131080
Correct. If you want to guarantee you get at least one copy of the banner trainee/support card you have to hoard. Or put in your credit card info.

>use an extra ticket from some event or whatever
>get giant titty mommy
YESYESYESYESS

Whelp I guess this thread is dead

>>718127810
Janny is a BAtard

>>718131080
Yeah. The point of waiting for that banner is that you can get spooks of a few of the horses you want and then use the guarantee on one more that didn't spook you, whereas rolling on the banners as they release won't give you any chance at getting another horse you want in the future as they're just not available in the pool.

>>718123429 (OP)
What's with the little bits of Tom's Diner in this AI slop?

Does an Umas height reflect the size of horse they were in life? I.e. is someone like Tamamo Cross a horselett irl as well as in game?

>>718131386
FUCK YOU

>>718131386
Now you only need 3 more so she actually does something

Just watched Warhorse in the Theatre yesterday. Makes me want to see a WW1 conflict themed series with Uma Musume girls

>>718131102
Stay Gold ran into Narita Top Road's path while trying to crash into TM Opera O.
This made Road slow down suddenly, sending Road's jockey tumbling into the ground at high speeds and ending up in the hospital due to grave injuries, and traumatized Top Road to the point she cpuldn't race professionally for a month.

This got Stay Gold's jockey suspended for while because he was known to hate Opera O and to have tried something similar once before sith another.

>>718131632
With another horse* damn

>>718131512
I actually looked into it and it seems a lot of the horses are based on real measurements, for example Super Creek and Golshi are the average height for their breed, but it's also taken to extremes for fun.

I like the idea that the legs should be as long as the horse's and going from there, personally, would put most horses over 7 foot easy.

What the hell is Janny’s problem? This is clear abuse of power. My OP was a pic of gold ship. Fuck jannys.

>>718131102
It isn't very clear at this angle but Stay Gold (the glorious bastard horse at the front) deliberately veered across a huge section of turf to deliberately put itself directly in front of Narita Top Road and then immediately slowed down, causing NTR to stumble and throw his jockey off.

Absolutely intentionally malicious behaviour from Stay Gold and something that traumatized NTR for a few months after it happened

>>718131512
Tamamo Cross was both a horselett and a dicklett irl. He literally had a micropenis. This was considered pertinent info to be shared by his stable

>>718132278
>No SPH stable owner in my life
why live bros...

>>718131632
>>718132202
Is there any fanart depicting this scene yet? Would be amusing seeing the Umas reenacting it
>Stay Gold bumping and flipping off NTR whilst TM Opera O watches on in confused horror

>>718132278
>Manlet and microdick
No wonder cross was fated to become a chud

>>718128392
its not a ban which is the funniest thing. this is like the 4th warning i've received for making an uma thread, but no ban. its literally someone on the bottom rung of jannies who has a problem with uma threads.

>>718132361
Not a lot as far as I can tell.
Maybe there will be more when Stay Gold actually arrives to the JP build and people see what she's like

>>718124102
They really thought Special Week would catch on way better than she has. I don't think I've met anyone who has her as their favourite character.

Her design is okay, but her personality just sucks. Why would they think that a fat retard would be the lead of your entire franchise?

>>718132580
>Why would they think that a fat retard would be the lead of your entire franchise?
because the playerbase is all fat retards, makes sense to me

They should redo Special CHUD's story but more realistic where she randomly beats up a mare every episode

>>718132580
They should have made the REAL fat retard the face of the franchise instead

I don't get ranks sometimes, I was 100% sure she was gonna be B+

Hail to the King.

tickets casual outfit looks so much better than her racing one it's unreal

>>718132574
Oh yeah, Stay Gold also bit Special Weeks tail. What a mean fuck he was

>>718132580
Spe got screwed by the writers, they didn't adapt the best parts of his character.
>doesn't hate mares
>isn't hopelessly in love with Dober
>doesn't discriminate against chestnuts
It's like taking the motherliness out of Creek or the gluttony out of Oguri.

>>718132580
>Her design is okay, but her personality just sucks.
Boring unremarkable protagonist syndrome

>>718132580
Special Week's tragic backstory about her childhood was also sanitized, but that's moreson on the decision that they wanted the events in the show to be a "second chance for her" so they made it happier for her.

special chud forma de kommandant

>>718132863
4 gold skills is a good amount of rank score on top of the stats.

umachew

>>718132935
If only she wasn't a moody crybaby

>>718133003
Stay Gold was a natural born hater, and that trait was passed down to his offsprings

>>718133330
Her screaming all the time is pretty endearing.

>>718133370
Kek

>>718133331
I think Dream Journey inherited all of Stay Gold's malice and hate whilst all the others inherited his more goofy traits

>>718133331
I need every single one of them, fenomeno especially.

>>718133158
Feels like they should’ve gone with a Donut Steel for the MC like Happy Meek instead of Special Week in that case.

>>718132580
Special Week was essentially a sacrifice to give the series an anime foothold. If she was getting released now or having her story adapted it would probably focus on the more serious and competitive side of her story like we have seen them do in the Road To The Top; Start of a New Era and Cinderella Grey

>>718133468
It's funny how this nip nazi is the most normal spawn of this whole cursed bloodline.

>>718133512
Happy Meek anime where I am the trainer with Kiryuin as my assistant when?

>>718133468
I was going to post
>lol why would a horse be a cop
but then i remembered police horses exist

>>718133468
>The most normal member of the family is the nationalist cop horse

>>718132580
Didn't care about her at first, but she grew on me after playing King Halo's campaign a bunch. I certainly can't call her one of my favourites (especially since I haven't rolled her yet) but I like her well enough
It's honestly kind of bizarre to me that they made the "designated main character" horse so rare, especially in a game where native 3*s aren't inherently superior to a 1* or 2* that's been promoted to 3*. I bet she'd have a lot more fans if she was a lower rarity and more people had a chance to actually fucking train her

>>718133331
Fenomeno was only conditioned to be xenophobic because his owner, otherwise he was the most normal compared to the other stego spawn.

why is she such a slut?
i thought she would be le yamato nadeshko innocent girl

>>718133563
I used to work with Police Horses. They are no fucking joke. They are absolutely fucking huge up close and all have an extreme sense of calmness and restrained aggression about them. Really fucking cool

>>718133631
Bro she's german.

>>718133605
Or put her as one of the first Uma you get. Even Chapter 1 is McQueen's story while Spe is put aside as the 1st event card.

>>718133679
I only know her from her card.

>>718125518
they're sluts who have no qualms lezzing it out when they're having a threesome with an alphamale

>>718133631
>Eisin Flash
>Flash
She's flashing us with her massive milkers

>>718125123
WIFE!

>>718133563
I once saw a horseback cop patrolling around where I live.
Really strange sight since it was an urban area where you'd always see patrols done in a car. Didn't even think there were police horses in our area. But like that other anon said they're huge

already got taiki, mcqueen, suzuka, rudolf, and rice
do I use selector on maru or oguri? or do I just keep it for now since I keep getting more of the starting 3 stars

>>718133943
oguri

>>718133563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj6gsKOiYBU

>>718133943
just b urself

>>718132857
>can't even be fat correctly
How shameful.

>>718133943
Oguri is a better all around pick, but you're better off waiting for her Christmas Alt, so Maru is nice.

>>718133976
Damn how could special week do this....