How do they reproduce if there are no horse anime boys?

>>715020713 (OP)
This horse is a boy.

She farts from there.

>>715020713 (OP)
Characters routinely mention their fathers

the knowledge is openly cognitized

>>715020713 (OP)
Human males.

>>715020713 (OP)
Human men?

>>715020713 (OP)
Do they have horse pussy/asshole or anime girl pussy/asshole? This is important.

>fail 20%
>go from good to awful
>take 2 turns getting back to good
>immediately fail a 10%
>fail a 9% after
This run is fucked and I hate it

>>715020713 (OP)
how can you be asking this?
are you... not having sex with your uma, anon?

Need more lewd horses art.

>>715020795
Trainer is so lucky.

can you retards stop posting AI garbage

insert real horse reacts

>>715020713 (OP)
They rape humans.

how can a horse girl run properly with huge funbags?

>pick my favorite horse (Gold Ship)
lose
>pick the most retarded horse (Haru Urara)
get the good ending

fat horse donut

Are umas just sometimes born from regular humans?

I fucking hate Narita Brian so much, she's my biggest run killer
can't wait for her to come out just so I can repeatedly crush her dreams and make her lose over and over and over

I want to be Happy Meek's trainer...

>>715021127

>>715021087
>get the good ending
You beat Arima Kinen with her?

I can't finish my jobber wife's career

>That anon posting bestiality catbox links in the last thread.
>One even had a dude fingering a foal and masturbating.
I hope he isn't representative of the average umamusume player.

triple crown triple dork
>>715021252
HUH

>Bourbon is 4th favorite in the Kikuko Sho
>Wit still under 200
>She triggers a false start
>"Oh, she's gonna lose without the ult, let's just skip ahead"
>Places 1st
>9 fucking lengths between her and 2nd
I kneel… I'm sorry for doubting you, my robo-queen…

>>715021127
>AI
kys

>>715021175

>>715021127
What the fuck is that ear

>>715021252
I don't think we have that many /k/ cross-posters.

Horse anus is delicious
Horse pussy is disgusting

>>715020713 (OP)
They have 2 moms like special week

>>715021220
No, I got last place in that one. I beat the finals.

>>715021127
Which Uma has the fattest thickest donut?

>>715021083
Bigger tits are more aerodynamical.

>>715021127
>puffy_anus will skyrocket in numbers now
>yakuza can't do shit regarding ai slop
bless

EL CONDOR PASA?
MORE LIKE
EL PERO DE CACA

>>715020713 (OP)
this is ai art btw

>>715021289
Slopa can be good some times

>>715021364
That's a long-haired, blond dude.

finished silence suzuka career, dear fucking lord it almost happened again!

>>715020713 (OP)
They breed with regular horses

El Condor Pasa or TM Opera O?

https://kemono.su/fanbox/user/99591174

Give me one reason to sperg out over support cards when I can easily beat any horse's career mode as it is

Give me ONE reason why I shouldn't be rolling horsies with my 13k carats.

Rice Shower is so flat lmao

>Haru Urara
>C+ speed because of some bad luck
>Make it to the second to last goal
>2nd place all 3 tries
It hurts so bad....

>>715021483
kitasan...

>>715021042
THAT'S AI? >>715020713 (OP)

>>715021483
more likely to get new cards compared to a 0.001% of a new horse that you can buy with stars anyway

>>715021483
yes you can beat career easily, but can your legacy horses beat el condor yesterday or special week today?

>>715021483
steroids to make (kimi) no aiba stronger and stronger

>>715020898
>Taking a 20%
I took a 40% for 4 friendship trainings

Do mares grow udders or something when pregnant? I have no idea what their nipples look like.

>>715021127
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE tasukete Kiryu-san!!

>>715021483
Being able to obtain higher stat values give you higher chances of rolling 3* sparks

Stronger horses = better PvP team = higher rank = more carats for rolling horses (and supports)

>>715021425
you have to be nigger cattle not to notice

>>715021532
Look at the eyes and literally everything else

>>715021415

>>715021172

>>715021532
No, but >>715021127 is

>>715021483
Show me your rice shower clear

>>715020713 (OP)
You fags weren't lying BAKUSHIN is a beast, all wins no second places so far only training SPEED, i still have no skills yet

>>715021394
Torpedo tits are more aerodynamical, normal ones sag and bounce. And you don't run standing straight.

>>715021415
>SPECIAL WEAK

>>715021597
Animal titties swell with milk when raising young

>>715020713 (OP)
nice AIslop

>>715021532
AI can make some good stuff

>>715021390
Nishino Flower

>TM Opera O
lost
>Silence Suzuka
lost
>Rice Shower
MY FUARKING HERO

>>715021685
I DON'T HAVE HER BECAUSE I HAVEN'T ROLLED HORSIES

>>715021532
not a single image in this thread is non-AI

>>715021774
Then post it in the Dall-E thread

I NEED this horse to rape me.

>>715021731
i can't look at spe + grass interactions in-game without remembering that special week grew up to fucking hate grass wonder so much he would skitz out and get violent whenever he sees any orange horse even slightly resembling him

This quest to get 5 support characters in training is fucking retarded. I have been spamming Bakushin and 6 speed supports for a week because of it.

>>715021829
We won the culture war so you're gonna have to deal with it.

When are gyaru horses getting added? Do they talk funny or do they talk sexy?

can I cheat in this or is it online gacha garbage?

>Mr. Hands didn't live to play Uma Musume

>>715021930
online gacha kino

>>715021731
>They were afraid of her chud arc
Also
>Karen

>>715021882
what?

>>715021289
I don't see any human artists drawing it. Dilate.

>>715021930
Why would you need to cheat in a training simulator
It's an easy game after you get a few okay cards

>>715021252
I thought the same, but
>Fillies are sexually mature by two and are sometimes bred at that age, but generally, they should not be bred until they themselves have stopped growing, usually by four or five.[3] Some fillies may exhibit estrus as yearlings.
anon may be a sinful bastard, but noncing isn't one of them

which horse has the best ass? proof may be required.

>>715021698
You are going to reach the speed cap, start training stamina

>>715021882
dude same! I completely gave up at this point!

>>715021915
you can bully jordan a bit in golshi's scenario

Never let your Uma find out she's stronger than you.

>>715022041
get all the characters

>>715021289
Look if I want bizarre niche shit like shadow demon Urara doing an amazon piledriver on Trainer-san after winning Arima Kinen, it's easier to explain to a computer than an artist

>>715022074
>>715021882
What exactly are you nigs crying about?

I rerolled til I got this, good enough?

>>715021296
Cute jobber, shame that she'll never get a mentally stable trainer

>>715022000
What do you not get?

>>715021729
>his uma musume doesn't run via levitation and T-posing
ngmi

>>715021731
Bakushit

I love Vodka

>>715022119
for what purpose? Just play the game.

>le mommy character
>also she LITTERALLY cheats constantly without your permission

I love how flat Teio is

>>715022142
Global has a quest to train with 5 support characters at the same time as a prerequesite for getting their free 3* ticket. It is an RNG fest.

>>715021364
This obviously Edward Elric though

>>715021882
i started just doing 6speed runs with other characters because i got so sick of bakushin's career. it proc'd eventually once i forgot about it. watched pot never boils or whatever

>>715022210
Oh you're a jeet/bot. Unsubbed and ignored.

>>715021481
>everything is scat

>>715022148
Yep. Save all carrots for Kitasan now, she'll be here in 7 days

>>715021829
Relevant to the thread, don't care

Lemme get this straight
>daily races
>trial races
>legend races
>career
>level supports
>maybe level an uma
>career
>repeat
Is this the correct cycle of play? And is there anything showing what support cards I need to level out of what's currently available?

will you whale for her?

>>715021673
>IRL horse was afraid of his own shadow
Lol

>No horses from other countries
What a shame, Secretariat should have been the final boss

>>715022148
yep, keep it!

It isn't fair how fucking ridiculously cute they are sometimes, shit melts my cold dead heart.

>>715022092
why is it always teio? was there some irl incident where she fucked up her trainer or something?

>keep swearing whenever my horse fails to get 1st place, only 30 energy, or get Slacker/Night Owl
>push them to run 4 races to maximize the empty energy bar
>have been sending the horses to glue factory in my search for 3*+3* breed factory
Bros... I just realized I am the evil trainer that the protagonist needs to take down in an anime.

>>715022315
Do legend races last because I always forget to grab the daily rewards there

i just started this and i heard i'm not supposed to use the ticket to choose a girl for whatever reason.
What am i suppose if i want rice shower? just get lucky and pull her from the banners?

Come to the point where I don't have the huge stack of resources I had at the beginning and now even buying small consumables is breaking the bank

Threadly reminder that this is a mandatory watch for all Uma Musume fans https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoo_(2007_film)

>>715020713 (OP)
what does a cute anime horse girl sweaty shithole smell like bros

>>715022235
that quest is easy

>>715021172
>hating on brian the GOAT

I THINK KING HALO SUCKS

>>715022404
We like mares here, sir.

GACHANIGGERS HEAR ME NOW
tell your masters that I will ONLY play this game if you do a crossover with......THEM


btw the anni will be in92 days and 15 hours

>>715022235
I can't complain because I was trying to do the claw machine and got the 5 support characters relatively early.
I think it happened a second time like 2 days later, so my personal impression is that it isn't too hard, maybe you just have to play normally without thinking about it.

That said, remember the QoL tip that you can just hold down the click and slide across the training options, that saves time, I imagine.

>>715022361
japs think she's a bit yan and clingy
courtesy of the google dockey:

Fan Settings:
Two modes of speaking (this is actually half official):
Half width mode: Regular Teio, childish voice. Because of how Machico voices Tokai Teio (sounds like there’s no break between words), fans tend to write her dialogue in half-width katakana (a way to represent inaudible words.)
Full width mode: Serious or depressed Teio. Again because of how Machico voices Teio in these situations. When Teio turns yandere, she also speaks in full width texts.
Shittori Teio (moist Teio)
Teio showed a strong possessive personality towards the trainer (you) in-game, so she became a popular yandere character in fanworks. The degree of her yandereness is measured by the degree of moisture (because when it becomes moisture, it becomes sticky and makes you uncomfortable); a special term was invented to describe her in this state: Shittori Teio.

>>715022315
Career is the most important so you can get horses that can do all those races

>>715022142
there are a bunch of missions that when you clear you can get a ticket for a free random 3stars girl, but between the missions there are 2 fucking annoying ones to get, one is to manage to get the claw machine minigame and get 3 plushies in it, and the other is to train with 5 supports cards at the same time, and it has to be the cards, can't be the director, the reporter or the trainer if you used her card

>>715022364
>>push them to run 4 races to maximize the empty energy bar
Wait is that optimal? I just rest why would you run 4 races instead of just resting?

>>715022326
If by whale you mean spend the free gems on her then yes

>>715022430
In theory, you take Bakushin with 6 spd cards and just spam. In practice it can be frustrating if it does not proc.

>be 8th favorite multiple times
>win every time
Pretty good for my first run. Thanks Tachyon

>>715021483
Medium/Pace horses are kinda fucked as far as having good speed card support, asking for 4 good cards with matching skills isn't doable and will still be tough even after Kita Black comes out

>>715021698
>only training SPEED

>>715022372
Don't listen to that advice, use the shop voucher and choose a horse, it is called headstart voucher for a reason

>>715022516
Sometimes I happen to finish a race with like 1/5 of the energy bar left, so pushing for more races is basically free because it costs no energy in my book.

>>715022451
I think I've seen more posts featuring stallions, though.

>>715022372
You get a free selector ticket and a random 3* ticket, the theory is that when you start you need the most amount of umas so if you use the selector first you may get a dupe with the random, its not the end of the world but it is annoying, its a 1/11 chance of getting a dupe so if you really want her go for it
her career is kind of hard so don't get discouraged if you can't beat it

>>715022350
Surprised it hasn't happened when they have already collabed with the Kentucky Derby.

>>715021882
This shit was extremely rare before doing the mission, only to start happening frequently afterward.

>>715022558
I thought there'd be a joke of her getting hit by something else after lifting the helmet visor

>>715022372
You get the 3* roll voucher if it's still a thing in the special missions then you use the store voucher

>>715022570
>Takyon

>>715022558
I'm surprised her eyes haven't been completed destroyed and went blind

So they are just born from regular humans because regular horses dont exist in this universe?

Okay, I have some skills I could buy, but I'm not sure which would be best: Homestretch Haste, Final Push, and Front Runner Straightaways are my options. What do you guys think?

>>715022350
Wont happen because everyone would ask for tons of money when they figure out how much this gacha makes

>>715022350
Season 1 of the anime had a french horse as the final boss (but they never added her to the game for some reason).
Also Cinderella Gray.

This little shit speeds past your trainee while dressed like a fucking Touhou fairy. How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>715022359
that'a chud horse

>>715022697
Japs don't have the looney tunes faustian spirit that makes them good at comedy

>>715022649
>151
Gotta Catch'em All, Umamon!

>>715022889
By training her and making her my loli horse wife.

>>715022220
if you ain't cheating you ain't trying trainer san

>>715022796
>Male Human x Uma
Sons = Human
Daughters = Uma
>Male Human x Female Human
Sons = Human
Daughters = Human with very small chance of Uma

>/v/ hasn't done the secret mission yet
lol

>>715022803
from my empirical experience its easier to proc Homestretch Haste, Final Push is good as an addition to front runners that already have final stretch skills like Suzuka or maruzensky

>>715022350
Sham had a hard life...

>>715022803
I think lucky number 7 is the best skill for you unspecific horse and build that completes all the other skills you kept hidden

>>715022220
>cheats
>doesn't even give a fuck
>will do it again

Reminder: If your favorite horsegirl is/was a stallion IRL you are GAY

Have any of you ever been to a horse racetrack? Earlier this year I went to one for the first time. There was a G1 race and ended up doubling what little I bet when the favorite won.

>>715020713 (OP)
First person camera view when?

>>715022567
I've gotten 5 support cards on regular runs, in fact I don't remember ever getting it in Bakushin runs.

>>715023078
i just need to know which speed boost skill is the most effective bro, i'm not asking for a build

>>715022628
I kept pushing for my uma to race with zero energy, she can do it just fine but when I tried to sleep she got night owl, I wonder if it was a coincidence or sleeping with zero energy has a higher percentage of bad stuff happening.

>#1 favorite in the race
>Has 3/3 perfect stat circles
>Is only in a pre-OP race because the run just started
>Comes in at 10th place
Tachyon...

>>715023160
when

>>715022907
I don't give a shit about the irl horse dude look at her and tell me she's not precious.

>late start AND focus trigger
I thought focus replaced late start when it triggered? somebody lied to me…

>>715022612
>did not train POWER

>>715022350
How OP would Secretariat be anyway?
Also, personality wise?
She would be redhead at least.

Say her name

>>715023294
Didn't Secretariat win by something retarded like 37 lengths one time? Practically impossible.

>>715023286
It makes you start 0.4/0.9 or whatever seconds faster
It does not prevent late start

>>715023120
I would take Mayano's Top Gun all day any day, nohomo

>>715023294
sleazy oji-san who actively molests not only other umas but also trainer-san

>>715023005
what determines which UMAs get BLOOMA?

>>715023393
MAMBO

So, what are the starter mares?
Kinda wanna try this but I wanna know what girls are cute enough to train + know how stingy/generous this gacha is

>>715023120
which male musume has the biggest horsecock?

>>715022558
do weebs really find this funny?

>>715023005
I bet she fucks like a fighter jet
>>715023465
see >>715023120

>>715023465
Horse she represents was originally female(i.e. Daiwa Scarlet, Vodka, Haru Urara)

>>715023393
duwang

>>715021127
why is her asshole buldging?

>>715023545
Sorry there's not enough gore and use of the word "fuck" for your "refined" American taste.

>>715023606
what does duwang even mean, other than being a sub group?

>>715022697
It was the most obvious multi layered joke to do and they still didn't do it
weeb faggots actually have zero thoughts

>>715023260
git BOXED

>>715023393
Rutger

Are these movies a good watch?

>>715023464
>hag
>pervert
>redhead
Marine from Holo?

>>715023658
why would you think I was implying that gore is my idea of funny?
you sound like a braindead weeb so no wonder you like it

>>715023120
>Scarlet
>Vodka
>Air Groove
SAFE!

>>715023465
What they wear is based on if they are male or female

>>715023791
war horse

>>715023791
Saw Seabiscuit for a class when I was a kid and it's pretty good. No idea about the left movie though.

>>715023791
I used to watch Seabiscuit as a kid with my dad, legit amazing from what I remember.
Could just be nostalgia talking though...

>>715023665
for a while the only translation for jojo part 4's manga was a group project for school by a bunch of chinese kids trying to translate from japanese to broken english.
it was so absurdly shit it still gets brought up today as the duwang translation. i think "duwang" itself was an attempt to translate the name of the town using the chinese reading.

>>715023816
close enough, but make her at least 180cm

>>715022697
that would be some cartoon tier comedy (aka: atrocious) so no, fuck off ameriturd.

Can someone explain why this """game""" is blowing up? I thought it came out years ago.

>>715023791
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

>>715023791
this is the only kino horse movie

>>715023791
it stars teens choice best kisser Tobey Maguire

>>715022350
Tbf the game was a literal who game in the west until the global launch. I know people hate tourists and shit, but it would be cool if the game blowing up so much gave them more options for stuff like that
I'm sure American race horses are DUMB expensive though

>>715023939
it came out a couple of days ago, that's it. New game, new FOMO.

>>715021289
Yakuza can't break AI's hands.

>>715023939
Ironic weeb streamers played it so all the trannies and zoomers latched onto it for a month

>>715023429
He was just ridiculous, I hope he gets added at some point.

>>715022350
>enter Seabiscuit

How exactly do you upgrade your girl's main skill thing?

>>715023294
They'll release him next to the horse God at the end of the game obviously he'll totally mog her

Did they tie multiple humans to chariots back in the day

>>715023954
The ocean...of fire!!

>>715024006
Nah, westoid horses are soulless automatons with no personality or history behind so I'm glad they chose to ignore the west.

>>715022176
It doesn't seem to help Rice much.

is this enough or do I glue myself?

>>715024154
no because that woudn't be useful in combat?

>>715024134
IIRC it's related to a certain level of fans. Pretty sure you can look it up and it'll tell you.

>>715024134
see:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gNcV7XLmxx0OI2DEAR8gmKb8P9BBhcwGhlJOVbYaXeo/edit?usp=sharing

>>715024162
cheetahs in uma musume when?

>>715024165
>H8ing on potat8os

>>715024236
where is Fine Motion or Super Creek?

Honestly rerolling must suck now that the event is over so might as well just stick with it, its over

im installing now, who do i reroll for or should i even bother? what currency do i hold

>Achievement: win the Dual Dirts in career
What is the "Dual Dirts"

>>715021415
my 2 star el won the URA finale before my 3 star spe did so i think she wins

>>715023132
My friends didn't want to waste an entire day watching going to a track when we were in japan but apparently there's one in my city so I'll go sometime

>>715022227
Tokai's teios are massive compared to Suzuka's

>>715024339
>im installing now
too late, account already bricked. See the card with FREE in it? You already missed it. Just uninstall.

>>715021731
>April 30, 2018
Strange, the wiki says Special Week died April 27, 2018 by... falling down in a pasture?

>>715024447
Why are you trying to brick people?

>>715024017
>it came out a couple of days ago
Am I crazy? I swore people talked about this years ago. I guess it was just an anime. All I know is that /v/ has been spamming it for a long time.

>>715024134
60k fans by senior February, 70k and green friendship with director by May, 120K by december

>>715024510
It's funny.

Why do these idol songs hit kinda hard?

>>715024583
Jesus, that's like impossible for Haru. The races she's good at give fuck all for fans.

>>the extremely talented Tokai Teio
>can only run as a Pace Chaser

>>715023228
It feels like with 0 energy it's more likely to get race fatigue. I've only gotten it twice, once after 4 races and the other after just 3, but they were both at 0 energy.

>>715024447
people keep posting this shit and i still have no idea of what it's supposed to be

>>715024540
>Am I crazy?
Yes, go look it up on steam, the date is right there.

>>715024540
4 year gap between japanese and english release.

>>715024178
When the umas pass behind bushes in the game I always think back to this scene.

>>715024660
https://youtu.be/im03GUnw1qE

>>715024649
Dirt horses have like a -10 or 20K handicap but its still hard

>>715024178
kwab

>>715024653
I still can't stop jobbing Teio's campaign, how do I build her to not suck

>>715024682
Ah, that's it. Thank you. I knew I wasn't crazy. I've definitely seen mobile screenshots of some girl horse game before.

>>715024682
>spoonfeeding
Shameful behavior, anon.

>>715024447
But there's still other cards above that FREE one tho? Stop telling people they're bricked, it just means waiting for new options to open.

>>715024864
NOOOOOOOO Don't ask questions, you're ruining the narrative.

>>715024664
the japanese version has been discussed on /v/ regularly for years, it's not a weird question to ask

>>715023927
啊

>>715024350
please respond it's one of the last missions i'm missing

alright that's it i'm gonna fucking lose it
bourbon ran out of stamina 4 consecutive times in the arima kainen despite having swinging maestro and almost 600 raw stamina
the arima kainen is 2500 meters, and she had a 3200 race earlier in the career that she won 1st in easily!
then tazuna drops in and says "oh yeah the reason her pace dropped right at the end of the race? not enough Speed, clearly."

>>715013047
I did it bros

>>715025019
ignore green devil

>>715024851
Does a detective taking witness testimonies count as spoonfeeding?

Question, what does "Grandmaster" mean? What does "MANT" mean? What does "URA" mean?
The tierlist changes a LOT if you switch these options.
>>715025019
sub 600 is nowhere near enough for Arima.

>>715025057
B rank and perfect wins in first time? Not bad at all.

>enter horse thread
>no actual horse porn
huh?

For me, it's Pocket Card Jockey

>>715025174
URA is the current (and only, at least in global) career mode, no?

>>715025218
MAJIMA THERE HE IS GET HIM

>>715025218
>>>/k/

>>715025218

>>715025174
Those are the different career scenarios

>>715025246
Is the Pocket part inspired by Jungle Pocket, I wonder?

No idea why people keep saying bricked this bricked that. This is a largely a PvE game and if you don't spend you will get rolled in PvP, regardless of if you save for the meta or not. Just play the fucking game.

>>715025314
HEY ASSHOLE

jannie-kuso noticed us uma sisters

>>715024721
Apparently Haru needs 40k fans instead of 60k which is still a shitton and you'd have to ignore a lot of training to get there. Is it even worth it?

>>715025218
>Takeshi-sama? We have a Code Purple here.

What do you mean "thanks to me"
Do these horses not understand the concept of sleeping

>>715025326
>>715025263
But if I switch to URA, which would be us, Global. Then Kitasan is not S tier like this image shows >>715024447. Or at least it seems most card get thrown down a tier or two to separate the real S tier or something.

Tierlists are hard to understand for this game.

>>715024447
ok

>>715025480
They call you tard wrangler for a reason.

Do Umas have all the same rights as humans?

>>715025386
maybe OP should stop linking threads and starting them with AI horse asses

>>715025218
That was last thread
that one with a filly was hot

>>715025480
horses are like a step below dogs in the farm intelligence tiers

>>715025515
>crying lady at 0 dupes is at the same level as MLB Kitasan
Who's the crying lady?

>>715025564
No, since they have their own uman rights.

You wouldn't a horse

>>715025580
or having terrible fucking opening images

Are the Roguelite elements very good?

In the careers after URA, does each Uma get a new and unique storyline? That's a lot of dedication

>autosage

>>715025189
She just kept winning, i think i found my uma

>>715025718
I was going to say I can smell that image, but I was actually just smelling my bedroom.

>>715025714
It's a 2.5 billion dollar revenue game. They better put in work.

heh

>>715025772
You either lucked out and now the trouble begins, or you're a genius... let's find out.

>>715025839
the could be less stingy and give us more than 20 miserable carrots for playing over an hour of their shit game.

alright its not shit its pretty good but still

OH I GET IT
THEY'RE CARROTS BUT THEY'REALSO DIAMONDS

>page 10
fucking jannies

i think im too much of a brainlet for this game bros, i keep losing the story mode for my horses

>>715025714
I think not all modes have plot, some are like gameplay-focused? I remember an anon mentioning this one mode being mostly races and you can buy stat boosting items between them or something.

>>715021239
Focus on having Speed above 600, Guts at minimum 300 and Wit at least 300-400.

>>715025718
Look at how yellow it is. You have any idea how much fat must be in her diet?

>>715026036
seriously don't know whether its me being a shit trainer, or just shit rng.

>>715025994
BA thread just removed the autosage btw

>>715026036
Check out the catbox links in the previous threads and you will get the required inspiration to triumph.

>>715026012
SEX

What happens when you GLUE all your horses?

>>715025246
This should be a hidden mini-game in Umamusume lol.

>>715025627
Probably her

>>715026158
get some foals 11 months later

>>715026109
jannies are still afraid of /bag/

This is what happens when you made fun of BA...

>>715025246
>another one of those retard games with gay minigames in-between gameplay
Just like E33 and their ilk. Stop putting gameplay where it doesn't belong.

>>715025718
This is why Teio hates coffee

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>>715026367
The minigame IS the gameplay in this case.

>>715026406
make it easier for jannies to auto sage.

Yea, like that's not gonna piss off the mods or anything.

>>715022350
>secretariat
FROM THE AUSTRO-HUNGARY MONARCHY
54 OUT OF 54 VICTORIES
ENTER THE TRUE UNDEFEATED CHAMPION AND BEST RACEHORSE OF ALL TIME: KINCSEM!!!

>>715026460
pissing off homosexual jeets is based

>>715026367
Pocket Card Jockey doesn't have minigames.