Thread 717432604

Have you ever considered getting a job in the vidya industry?

imagine beating that whore to death with your bare fists

No

>>717432604 (OP)
all these bitches do at work is eat and gossip

I'm not a woman so I would have to do real work in an industry that hates me. No thanks.

millennial daycare

>>717432685
I don’t want to imagine being brown like you, no.

I am not a wagie

>>717433275
>real work
lol

>>717433417
you don't need to imagine, mutt

There are men who have jobs exactly like this and who are just as useless and functionless. As tempting as it is to feel sexist impulses it's true that this isn't a gendered thing. If a person can get paid to do nothing they generally will.

>>717432685
I will do that and worse to you, pedophile tranny

i'm a conservative so i could never get hired in the video game industry

Product Manager

>organizes meetings with the actual devs who do the work
>has meetings with the higher ups to tell them how far "her" team is to the feature deadlines
>has different emetings with other product managers discussing the product portfolio in the most superficial way possible

t.actual dev

>>717433564
>conservatives don't make art
>so conservatives don't get hired in creative fields
>so conservatives don't have the chance to remuneratively make art
>so the cycle repeats

>>717432604 (OP)
Not if I have to go to an office. I will never go back to an office, bless Covid.

>>717433353
>zoomer daycare

>>717433723
>

>>717432719
All these bitches were the first ones to be fired too.

>Car on lease
>Porsche on lease
Ask a woman for advice on how to handle money

>>717432604 (OP)
>Have you ever considered getting a job

>>717434175
replying with AI slop only reinforces the previous poster's point

>product manager at Xbox
>drives Porsche
>developer at Xbox studio
>gets game cancelled and fired

>>717432604 (OP)
After interacting with some devs on X, fuck no. They're all noodle armed faggots that hide behind their block buttons.

>>717432604 (OP)
>Have you ever considered getting a job
stopped reading

>>717433702
Actual Product Manager

>herds "engineers" who think sprint planning is a debate club for tabs vs spaces
>asks for ETAs, gets existential dread
>translates incoherent ramblings into exec-friendly bedtime stories
>spends 40% of the sprint just figuring out who accidentally deleted production this time

t.PM drowning in developer nonsense

>>717432604 (OP)
No, I'm not a tranny afterall.

>>717432604 (OP)
I've worked for several AAA studios over the past 10 years. I now make beer for a living. No intention on ever being employed in game development again.

Yes I'm a programmer at Saber Interactive. Best place I've worked at, cool projects, has some corpo shit simply due to size, but not nearly as much as American companies.

>>717435348
that sounds like three hours of labor and its your whole week?

>>717435348
seems like all project managers go insane eventually

>>717435635
It's not a fun job.

>>717435401
Interesting, how did you make the switch? I used to work in QA at a AAA studio, now I'm a neet.

>>717435546
>Yes I'm a programmer at Saber Interactive
Do you ever wonder why all your shit is so irrelevant?

>>717434861
product managers can get reamed but its only after stringing the company along for years. devs will get blasted immediately and replaced with more offshoring

>>717432604 (OP)
Jewish daycare for retards.

This webm is ancient ragebait, and it always get replies because of it. That chick was a product manager, which is like a business job where you are basically meant to negotiate between business people that want some pie-in-the-sky impossible game built yesterday and the actual developers who want to take 20 years to make everything perfect. That car is either a lease, bought by family, or she's blowing nearly all her money on a car payment. MS pays big money for programmers, but there's a major pay gap between programmers and everything else. Not that they don't get paid well, but it isn't outrageous.

>>717432604 (OP)
I've been in that office before. Had some friends on the xbox team like a decade ago.

>>717433564
You absolutely could. Most of the dudes I knew there would have been described as "conservative" in some way, religiously or politically. Don't fall for bait and memes. The real world isn't like that.

>>717432604 (OP)
i remember seeing those ads for becoming a "video game tester" on tv as a kid and really wishing i could do that. then i grew up watching super best friends and heard how much QA fucking sucks from woolie and matt, and how they were put on shit like dildo duty when working on deus ex where they had to find them lmao

>>717435546
>I now make beer for a living.
Seriously? Sounds amazing. Sell anything?

Yes, they're not really hiring right now.

>>717435887
Managers are easier to fire because it takes months before a dev becomes profitable.

>>717432604 (OP)
>Have you ever considered getting a job in the vidya industry?

>>717436296
>irl cyberpunk is gay, lame and brown
i hate this timeline

>>717435812
I grew up on farm and had some knowledge of distillation, plastics packaging and sterilization. Always had a genuine interest in the process. Friend I ride bikes with said his company needed some help installing tanks, got a job offer after we finished getting the brewery up and running. Haven't looked back since. Prior to that I was a technical sound designer and audio programmer.

>>717436669
Good for you dude, it's nice to hear stories where things work out so well.

>>717433723
Guess Lovecraft, Tolkien, Minecraft Notch, five night at freddy's Scott Cawthon amongst many others are not artists according to ACK bro here

>>717436768
I lucked out, I think. But there is nothing wrong with stumbling around till you find something that fits.

the fuck does a product manager even do?
I want to get in on this too

>>717432604 (OP)
posting this shit after there have been like 20,000+ dev layoffs in the last two years. Like these lazy fucks were the first to go

>>717433702
>>717435565
well if you fucking troglodytes didn't need a kindergarten teacher up your ass all day to keep you on task then maybe this could become a different conversation

>>717435348
>actual product manager
>shits out a bunch of buzzwords without saying anything of use
Quite illustrative post indeed lol

>>717436925
Their job is to protect computer nerds and business bros from having to interact directly.

>>717436925
>the fuck does a product manager even do?
literally this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNuu9CpdjIo

>>717436161
>dildo duty
Elaborate, please.

>>717436932
Most of those layoffs were people whom I would say were completely redundant or useless. Animation and film got hit harder than game dev did. As a warning to anyone in this thread who wants to get into the entertainment industry. Do your own thing. If you can't function on your own then you aren't going to make it in the big leagues, as it currently stands.

>>717436925
You know these funny corpo concepts like crystal families, scrum, stand-ups, all-hands and all that bullshit? They were invented in order to make product managers feel useful.

>>717432604 (OP)
When I was a kid but then I realized math is too hard

>>717436890
Sounds like a classic case of luck meets preparation, and good character (you were willing to help with the tanks). I'm still stumbling, hoping something sticks.

>>717432604 (OP)
I did until I was in college for computer science. I had a roommate that leased a room during the summer from us after he had worked for EA, and his stories were enough to convince me to never go near gaming companies when I graduated. Later I met more people that did gaming work, and they just reaffirmed that it's one of the most high-stress, tight-deadline, low-pay programming industries out there. It's also hard to escape later on because game coding has so little crossover with what most other devs do.

If you envy the existence of women you do not deserve to be male

>>717432604 (OP)
It's best as a hobby, the strings attached to working in the industry kills all of the fun.

>>717436835
Xhe can't refute this.

>>717436925
meetings

>>717436835
I can list around 200+ jap mangaka's, light novel writers, eroge makers that are chuds. A lot of these trannies are clueless. Ghost in the Shell was made by a literal borderline neo nazi chud jap btw.

>>717436835
>>717438287
Uh left xissters... our response?

videos of women in jewish daycares never fail to enrage me.

>>717438287
He was a nationalist. Not really a supremacist.

Yup. Wanted to for a long time.
Worked with indies on games that never came into fruition before finally working at a company on a soulless cash grab game. Worked for a year then they went bankrupt and laid off everyone.

Since then I realized the best way is, fuck the industry and make what you want. Now I'm making my own game, doing everything myself, and seeing it through to the end.

>>717438287
>Ghost in the Shell was made by a literal borderline neo nazi chud jap btw.
But he's making BBC hentai now though

>>717438287
ill add a few chuds to the pile

TOM CLANCY (hardcore conservative, pro-military and writer of some of the best military novels ever written)
CLIVE CUSSLER
FREDERICK FORSYTH (anti-commie, didn’t suffer from moral ambiguity in his Cold War political thrillers, unlike Jean le Carre or Graham Greene)
MARK HALPERIN
ROBERT HEINLEIN
SAUL BELLOW (great Nobel laureate, staunchly conservative and anti-multiculturalism)
JOHN DOS PASSOS (leftist in the 1930s, later became a staunch conservative)
J. R. R. TOLKIEN (I think there is no need to explain)
C. S. LEWIS (same as his friend, Tolkien)
G. K. CHESTERTON (traditionalist Catholic)
MARGARET MITCHELL (Southern white supremacist, Gone With The Wind is actually a very conservative novel)
MICHAEL CHRITON (he was a Democrat, but an opponent of global warming theory, environmentalism and heedless scientific utopian experiments)
AGATHA CHRISTIE (not overtly partisan, but definitely politically conservativr, & old-fashioned traditionalist in social matters)

>>717438564
damn

>>717438485
>wearing a mask at the gym
how??

>>717437282
There's like no math. Game balancing is guesswork and you write code that does the math for you.

>>717438564
>>717438287
>>717436835
A few more

NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE, HERMAN MELVILLE, JAMES FENIMORE COOPER, RUDYARD KIPLING, WALTER SCOTT, RUSSELL KIRK and WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY JR.

xerr/xems cannot make art

>>717438564
>ROBERT HEINLEIN
Sauce me up on him. Last I checked he wrote a hippie freelove tearjerker Stranger in a Strange Land.

>>717437119
TLDR Square Eidos montreal QA had to go through the entire game of Deus Ex MD looking for dildos to remove them because some japanese bullshit prohibits the depiction of sex toys and caused the game to be delayed until they were removed. no idea how they couldnt just find the item IDs or something in the files and remove them lmao

>>717438783
>>717438564
>>717438287
The "art" that trannies and lefties do make is also 99% of the time actual slop for the masses, and more recently those artistic endeavours have been failing (pendulum swing and whatnot).

>>717433723
>drops canvas on the floor
>removes pants and hikes up leg
>lets out a loud groan before shit starts sputtering upon the canvas
>uses hands to smear it all over
>ahhhhh, art

>>717438826
I've only read Starship Troopers and The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, both were bangers.

Notice how in all these "day in the life of an office wagie" videos they never really show what it is that they do all day? That's because it is painfully boring.

>>717438826
Read Double Star, his attitude on women is funny as fuck, itd make most neoliberals vomit.

>>717438829
not Mankind Divided i meant Human Revolution

>>717438783
>>717438564
Chriton would be a typical climate denier maga chud by most liberals standards today lmao

>>717438829
didn’t cp2077 have tons of dildos? this is what happens when you hire roasties

>>717432604 (OP)
Why do you guys recycle the same threads constantly?

>>717432604 (OP)
Nah, if I ever make a game I'll do it independently. Don't want some leftist corporation to force me to make DEI-fied, divershitty goyslop propaganda garbage tho.

>>717432604 (OP)
no wonder theyre not selling consoles.

>>717439195
ive never seen the japanese version of cyberpunk but i imagine they changed a lot of shit and censored stuff like they do with GTA
>>717439230
because tourists dont play games so they have to talk about things tangentially related to games which narrows down what you can talk about here

>>717432604 (OP)
This is an Asian, not a white woman.
She works hard and hides it.
She probably has to tard wrangle a whole gaggle of white women who all hate each other and refuse to do work.

ive asked this a million times and ive never gotten an answer, why doesnt the XBOX brand just move to PC and take over the microsoft store that literally comes pre installed on every computer? can you imagine if steam came pre installed on everything?

>>717437010
oops sorry, yeah I'm still working on it haha

>>717433512
>All those crunch sessions to put out slop weren't real guys

They really did invent a whole bunch of fake jobs just to keep women from having kids, didn't they?

>>717436925
They only hire dei women for these jobs. If you turn into a tranny maybe you'll pass the diversity filter.

Why do women post every aspect of their lives onto the internet?

>>717436296
Why is it ok to outsource jobs like this? Will the CEOs not be satisfied until they're the only people left in the USA who still have employment?

>>717436572
So like fictional cyberpunk?

>>717432604 (OP)
>this webm generates immense seethe among 4chan NEETs
have you tried getting a job?

im trying not to be sexist here so i dont come off as some kind of incel but I can't stop noticing the fact that anytime women get involved in a project, it fails. Think about all the major blunders lately and watch the "dev logs" or whatever, it's women front and center talking about the game. Are they just incapable of artistry? Can someone give me examples of historical female artists that are revered and whose works inspired others?

>>717432604 (OP)
how do you even get this job?

>>717433702
>>717435348
so, they are secretaries to the actual bosses?

>>717440971
be the son or daughter of a rich businessperson

>>717440914
This entire world as you know it was literally and factually built by white men. This is indisputable

>>717440914
women are terrible but spend some time in the industry and you'll find men (of all races) are also fucking terrible

>>717436572
promised japan but got brazil

>>717432604 (OP)
>always wanted to a musicfag for indie games
Besides that, I'm too low IQ for the programming part of it.

>>717441313
>to a
*to

Imagine the monthly lease payments on that "Porsche"

>>717440776
JC Denton: Sure.

>>717440260
Marketing

>>717440914
They won tho

>>717440914
Frida Kahlo, I guess? I don't know if the 1900's counts as historical, though.

>>717440542
(warning: extreme redpill, blackpill, whatever)
Corporations outsource -- or do anything else you might find detestable -- because its customers let them get away with it. If that hotel or whatever experienced an actual boycott or protest, to the extent that it affects its bottom line, then yes the CEO would immediately backtrack.
But that doesn't happen because 1) most people don't care enough to take the time to protest (bread and circuses) and 2) outsourcing lowers costs and might (only might) reduce the costs passed along to the customer. (Note that the above backtracking would inevitably be followed with "reluctant" price hikes.)
The Catch-22 of economics -- which no one likes to admit -- is that people want two mutually exclusive things: a) cheap goods/services and b) premium labor. The latter increases the cost of the former. There is no easy solution from the political "left" or "right" or anywhere else that will give people both a and b.

>>717440914
>Can someone give me examples of historical female artists that are revered and whose works inspired others?
Including inspiring several famous games.

>>717443840
I certainly wouldn't frequent a hotel that used this. Even if they're cheaper.

>>717441140
But half of math was invented by arabs/africans, and another 3rd by ancient indians.

I know that your only claim to any worth is being a white man, but let's not distort the facts here.

>>717432604 (OP)
Kinda explains why the Xbox Series X/S only sold about 30 million units.

>>717440914
>Can someone give me examples of historical female artists that are revered and whose works inspired others?
There's a bunch of famous female photographers, including the great Diane Arbus, Annie Lebowitz, and Dorethea Lange. Cindy Sherman also comes to mind, but IMO is as boring and self-centered as Fredia Kahlo. Dunno why she's so revered.

>>717442347
My order of preference for having complete sexual intercourse with these women : 1, 3, 2.

>>717444354
nah they just made copies of greek writings

>>717444763
Greeks aren't white tho

>>717440971
Networking, having high charisma, looking pretty.

>>717440914
The Uncharted games (1-3) were made by a woman

>>717433417
>>717433529
When did simping become accepted on 4chan?

>>717432604 (OP)

why isn't she taking care of her children at home?

>>717435348

sounds like you are bad at your job, sucks to you sorry

>>717435348
You sound like a middle man with an inflated ego

>>717439195
Japan had to develop a whole ass anime to redeem this dishonor and sell the game there

>>717438783
>Herman Melville
>guy famous for writing a book about a white guy and a black guy sharing a bed in chapter 1
>conservative
He was an outright hippie.

>>717432604 (OP)
notice how she spent 90% of it eating and taking pictures

>>717432685
>imagine beating that whore to death with your bare fists

>>717432604 (OP)
>michaelsoft
How long until she gets replaced by AI

>>717449930
ERECTILE DISFUNCTION AND NORWOOD THREE
ERECTILE DISFUNCTION AND NORWOOD THREE
ERECTILE DISFUNCTION AND NORWOOD THREE

>>717432685
Yes. I would like that. I would like that very much.

>>717446457
NTA but I did weightlifting and Dutch kickboxing today and I agree with his sentiment.

>>717436572
cyberpunk is not supposed to be cool, it is supposed to be dystopian

>>717432604 (OP)
Working in corporate America is the biggest blackpill ever. You will work with literal retards who get paid huge sums of money to do jack shit.

>>717450127
did a bot get set off?

>>717451081
no it's just me

>>717432685
FPBP

>>717435348
Do your job right, faggot.
Remember: The PM is essentially just a secretary for the devs to keep retarded admin/exec bullshit away so they can do the actual work.

>>717432685
>>717450812
Based

>>717433529
>I will do that and worse to you, pedophile tranny

>>717435348
>"engineers" who think sprint planning is a debate club for tabs vs spaces
that would be a much better use of this time than whatever the fuck we're doing today

>>717432604 (OP)
hard to believe her asshole gets stretched into a gaping void by her boyfirend every night and yet she really believes she is "innocent"

>>717435348
>sprint planning
I really despise it and i'm not even a product manager or engineer.

I bring a completely broken aspect of the product that is not working for any customer and I get the response "lets put this on the sprint for next month so we can coordinate how to handle this".

>>717446114
Interpreting gay shit into everything just exposes you as a modern day faggot

>>717432604 (OP)
Serious question with serious replies only. What does she and all the millenial girlbosses that post these actually do?

>>717435348
Fuck your retarded Agile shit you dumb cocksucker

>>717440914
>im trying not to be sexist here so i dont come off as some kind of incel
This is what's wrong with society when you can't have open and honest conversations and questions about something without being labeled racist or sexist. Get fucked you niggerfaggot

>>717452126
Nothing, busywork/admin that is mindless, maybe share their input into things whenever possible on something that really isn't important.

Also she probably is an intern from college, notice how she's buddied up with a friend of the same age, it's basically something to make her college years "fun" with "industry experience".

It's literally daycare, but whatever she is cute, I want cuties around the office.

>>717444354
Ok even if it's true they took that math and made something amazing out of it while arabs did nothing.

>>717452126
>meetings
>spreadsheets
>notes
>emails
That's always the answer. Most of these tech companies have so many departments and teams and they need people that connect the pieces together.

>>717452413
>>717452440
>It's literally daycare
So the memes are real

>>717442347
anon.... their accomplishment is itself a failure of the system.

Yes when I was a teen.

>>717433529
holy based

PMs are great. We never used to have them and all the admin bullshit of keeping the team moving used to fall on me as lead analyst but I've been given one now and do none of that shit any more. Get to actually do my own fucking job instead of babysitting the other analysts. It rules never having to think about keeping the customer in the loop or organising meetings because she just gives me an agenda the day before and I go in and bullshit about whatever we're working on.

>>717452505
Dude it's worse than you think, many universities have a higher % of female students overall than male, higher education is literally a joke, it's just daycare for women because so many women (like that girl in the OP) are like 90lbs and cannot do any real work, education/college is designed to be mind numbing rote memorization, pretty much no actual logical thought or critical thinking is necessary to get most degrees.

>>717432685
Hey /v/, imagine beating some cunt who's ruining your hobby, replacing the talented people in the industry and destroying the things you love with your bare fists
>AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE NOOOOOOO YOURE BROWN! YOURE A TRANNY! YOU CANT TALK LIKE THAT!

>>717434175
I'll bite. Show me conservative art.

>>717452841
So when does society collapse when you have an economy that runs on fake jobs? Guess there's enough money flowing to prop up shit like this

>>717432604 (OP)
It's incredible how many people, especially women, get paid sometimes as much as six figures to basically do nothing all day.

how do i get one of these fake corporate jobs where i work remotely and get paid for responding to one email a day and having a laptop on with outlook or whatever open

>>717454089
First step will be stop pretending to be a woman. You will never be one. This includes no longer using tranime avatars of female characters.

>>717432604 (OP)
I already do, if you like video games never become a tester.

>>717454089
Be a woman.

>>717432685
You wouldnt do nothing, faggot.

>>717432719
>all these bitches do at work is eat and gossip
i'm pretty sure it includes some form of dick sucking too

>>717453325
Sad truth is the majority of people just "exist" to have the mort comfortable life ever, their jobs are largely pointless but out of sheer empathy we keep them on the payrolls.

Global warming is going to thin out our numbers hugely though, human population is in decline for the first real time in modern history too.

>>717453314
the vast majority of art ever created in human history across all cultures was by people you faggots consider chuds.

>>717432604 (OP)
>More and more pajeets invading the industry
>Influx of old game devs reminiscing about their experiences making good games
I swear these game devs got fired or left and now can't get another job so they try to make content appealing to gamers that they're the cool ones and doing podcasts or interviews but still won't say anything bad about what's happening.

>>717433723
>retard schizo babble
here's what actually happens
>lefty game
>GAY SHIT I LOVE COCK YEEEAH WHOOO KILL WHITEY YEAH YEAH FUCK MY ASSHOLE
>righty game
>here's my game I hope you enjoy it.
Case and point you may not like it but FNAF.

>>717444354
people who believe this cant count to ten
so that's fine with me
keep saying it

>>717435840
Like space marine 2, and the new hellraiser game, or the kotor remake?

>>717432604 (OP)
When I was in grade school in the 90s. Nowadays, I feel that I may have dodged a bullet. For another that is.

>>717436572
you are just not the protagonist