← Home ← Back to /v/

Thread 717432604

180 posts 52 images /v/
Anonymous No.717432604 [Report] >>717432719 >>717434025 >>717434701 >>717434883 >>717435247 >>717435372 >>717435401 >>717435927 >>717436130 >>717436161 >>717436296 >>717436932 >>717437282 >>717437553 >>717437817 >>717439230 >>717439557 >>717439589 >>717439874 >>717440776 >>717440971 >>717441313 >>717444363 >>717445662 >>717446290 >>717447394 >>717449930 >>717450880 >>717452026 >>717452126 >>717453435 >>717455071 >>717464032 >>717467931
Have you ever considered getting a job in the vidya industry?
Anonymous No.717432685 [Report] >>717433417 >>717433529 >>717446457 >>717450739 >>717451484 >>717451643 >>717453080 >>717454379 >>717457861
imagine beating that whore to death with your bare fists
Anonymous No.717432690 [Report]
No
Anonymous No.717432719 [Report] >>717434265 >>717459914
>>717432604 (OP)
all these bitches do at work is eat and gossip
Anonymous No.717433275 [Report] >>717433512
I'm not a woman so I would have to do real work in an industry that hates me. No thanks.
Anonymous No.717433353 [Report] >>717434081
millennial daycare
Anonymous No.717433417 [Report] >>717433515 >>717445373
>>717432685
I don’t want to imagine being brown like you, no.
Anonymous No.717433461 [Report]
I am not a wagie
Anonymous No.717433512 [Report] >>717440046
>>717433275
>real work
lol
Anonymous No.717433515 [Report]
>>717433417
you don't need to imagine, mutt
Anonymous No.717433524 [Report]
There are men who have jobs exactly like this and who are just as useless and functionless. As tempting as it is to feel sexist impulses it's true that this isn't a gendered thing. If a person can get paid to do nothing they generally will.
Anonymous No.717433529 [Report] >>717445373 >>717451685 >>717452697
>>717432685
I will do that and worse to you, pedophile tranny
Anonymous No.717433564 [Report] >>717433723 >>717436130
i'm a conservative so i could never get hired in the video game industry
Anonymous No.717433702 [Report] >>717435348 >>717437010 >>717441071
Product Manager

>organizes meetings with the actual devs who do the work
>has meetings with the higher ups to tell them how far "her" team is to the feature deadlines
>has different emetings with other product managers discussing the product portfolio in the most superficial way possible

t.actual dev
Anonymous No.717433723 [Report] >>717434175 >>717436835 >>717438976 >>717464557
>>717433564
>conservatives don't make art
>so conservatives don't get hired in creative fields
>so conservatives don't have the chance to remuneratively make art
>so the cycle repeats
Anonymous No.717434025 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)
Not if I have to go to an office. I will never go back to an office, bless Covid.
Anonymous No.717434081 [Report]
>>717433353
>zoomer daycare
Anonymous No.717434175 [Report] >>717434761 >>717453314
>>717433723
>
Anonymous No.717434265 [Report]
>>717432719
All these bitches were the first ones to be fired too.
Anonymous No.717434546 [Report]
>Car on lease
>Porsche on lease
Ask a woman for advice on how to handle money
Anonymous No.717434701 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)
>Have you ever considered getting a job
Anonymous No.717434761 [Report]
>>717434175
replying with AI slop only reinforces the previous poster's point
Anonymous No.717434861 [Report] >>717435887
>product manager at Xbox
>drives Porsche
>developer at Xbox studio
>gets game cancelled and fired
Anonymous No.717434883 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)
After interacting with some devs on X, fuck no. They're all noodle armed faggots that hide behind their block buttons.
Anonymous No.717435247 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)
>Have you ever considered getting a job
stopped reading
Anonymous No.717435348 [Report] >>717435565 >>717435635 >>717437013 >>717441071 >>717445757 >>717445884 >>717451617 >>717451796 >>717452070 >>717452165
>>717433702
Actual Product Manager

>herds "engineers" who think sprint planning is a debate club for tabs vs spaces
>asks for ETAs, gets existential dread
>translates incoherent ramblings into exec-friendly bedtime stories
>spends 40% of the sprint just figuring out who accidentally deleted production this time

t.PM drowning in developer nonsense
Anonymous No.717435372 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)
No, I'm not a tranny afterall.
Anonymous No.717435401 [Report] >>717435812
>>717432604 (OP)
I've worked for several AAA studios over the past 10 years. I now make beer for a living. No intention on ever being employed in game development again.
Anonymous No.717435546 [Report] >>717435840 >>717436169
Yes I'm a programmer at Saber Interactive. Best place I've worked at, cool projects, has some corpo shit simply due to size, but not nearly as much as American companies.
Anonymous No.717435565 [Report] >>717437010
>>717435348
that sounds like three hours of labor and its your whole week?
Anonymous No.717435635 [Report] >>717435657
>>717435348
seems like all project managers go insane eventually
Anonymous No.717435657 [Report]
>>717435635
It's not a fun job.
Anonymous No.717435812 [Report] >>717436669
>>717435401
Interesting, how did you make the switch? I used to work in QA at a AAA studio, now I'm a neet.
Anonymous No.717435840 [Report] >>717467534
>>717435546
>Yes I'm a programmer at Saber Interactive
Do you ever wonder why all your shit is so irrelevant?
Anonymous No.717435887 [Report] >>717436192
>>717434861
product managers can get reamed but its only after stringing the company along for years. devs will get blasted immediately and replaced with more offshoring
Anonymous No.717435927 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)
Jewish daycare for retards.
Anonymous No.717436130 [Report]
This webm is ancient ragebait, and it always get replies because of it. That chick was a product manager, which is like a business job where you are basically meant to negotiate between business people that want some pie-in-the-sky impossible game built yesterday and the actual developers who want to take 20 years to make everything perfect. That car is either a lease, bought by family, or she's blowing nearly all her money on a car payment. MS pays big money for programmers, but there's a major pay gap between programmers and everything else. Not that they don't get paid well, but it isn't outrageous.

>>717432604 (OP)
I've been in that office before. Had some friends on the xbox team like a decade ago.

>>717433564
You absolutely could. Most of the dudes I knew there would have been described as "conservative" in some way, religiously or politically. Don't fall for bait and memes. The real world isn't like that.
Anonymous No.717436161 [Report] >>717437119
>>717432604 (OP)
i remember seeing those ads for becoming a "video game tester" on tv as a kid and really wishing i could do that. then i grew up watching super best friends and heard how much QA fucking sucks from woolie and matt, and how they were put on shit like dildo duty when working on deus ex where they had to find them lmao
Anonymous No.717436169 [Report]
>>717435546
>I now make beer for a living.
Seriously? Sounds amazing. Sell anything?
Anonymous No.717436192 [Report]
Yes, they're not really hiring right now.

>>717435887
Managers are easier to fire because it takes months before a dev becomes profitable.
Anonymous No.717436296 [Report] >>717436572 >>717440542
>>717432604 (OP)
>Have you ever considered getting a job in the vidya industry?
Anonymous No.717436572 [Report] >>717440584 >>717441242 >>717450859 >>717469136
>>717436296
>irl cyberpunk is gay, lame and brown
i hate this timeline
Anonymous No.717436669 [Report] >>717436768
>>717435812
I grew up on farm and had some knowledge of distillation, plastics packaging and sterilization. Always had a genuine interest in the process. Friend I ride bikes with said his company needed some help installing tanks, got a job offer after we finished getting the brewery up and running. Haven't looked back since. Prior to that I was a technical sound designer and audio programmer.
Anonymous No.717436768 [Report] >>717436890
>>717436669
Good for you dude, it's nice to hear stories where things work out so well.
Anonymous No.717436835 [Report] >>717437921 >>717438287 >>717438395 >>717438783
>>717433723
Guess Lovecraft, Tolkien, Minecraft Notch, five night at freddy's Scott Cawthon amongst many others are not artists according to ACK bro here
Anonymous No.717436890 [Report] >>717437516
>>717436768
I lucked out, I think. But there is nothing wrong with stumbling around till you find something that fits.
Anonymous No.717436925 [Report] >>717437034 >>717437045 >>717437273 >>717438227 >>717440119
the fuck does a product manager even do?
I want to get in on this too
Anonymous No.717436932 [Report] >>717437192
>>717432604 (OP)
posting this shit after there have been like 20,000+ dev layoffs in the last two years. Like these lazy fucks were the first to go
Anonymous No.717437010 [Report] >>717440042
>>717433702
>>717435565
well if you fucking troglodytes didn't need a kindergarten teacher up your ass all day to keep you on task then maybe this could become a different conversation
Anonymous No.717437013 [Report]
>>717435348
>actual product manager
>shits out a bunch of buzzwords without saying anything of use
Quite illustrative post indeed lol
Anonymous No.717437034 [Report]
>>717436925
Their job is to protect computer nerds and business bros from having to interact directly.
Anonymous No.717437045 [Report]
>>717436925
>the fuck does a product manager even do?
literally this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNuu9CpdjIo
Anonymous No.717437119 [Report] >>717438829
>>717436161
>dildo duty
Elaborate, please.
Anonymous No.717437192 [Report]
>>717436932
Most of those layoffs were people whom I would say were completely redundant or useless. Animation and film got hit harder than game dev did. As a warning to anyone in this thread who wants to get into the entertainment industry. Do your own thing. If you can't function on your own then you aren't going to make it in the big leagues, as it currently stands.
Anonymous No.717437273 [Report]
>>717436925
You know these funny corpo concepts like crystal families, scrum, stand-ups, all-hands and all that bullshit? They were invented in order to make product managers feel useful.
Anonymous No.717437282 [Report] >>717438681
>>717432604 (OP)
When I was a kid but then I realized math is too hard
Anonymous No.717437516 [Report]
>>717436890
Sounds like a classic case of luck meets preparation, and good character (you were willing to help with the tanks). I'm still stumbling, hoping something sticks.
Anonymous No.717437553 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)
I did until I was in college for computer science. I had a roommate that leased a room during the summer from us after he had worked for EA, and his stories were enough to convince me to never go near gaming companies when I graduated. Later I met more people that did gaming work, and they just reaffirmed that it's one of the most high-stress, tight-deadline, low-pay programming industries out there. It's also hard to escape later on because game coding has so little crossover with what most other devs do.
Anonymous No.717437713 [Report]
If you envy the existence of women you do not deserve to be male
Anonymous No.717437817 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)
It's best as a hobby, the strings attached to working in the industry kills all of the fun.
Anonymous No.717437921 [Report]
>>717436835
Xhe can't refute this.
Anonymous No.717438227 [Report]
>>717436925
meetings
Anonymous No.717438287 [Report] >>717438395 >>717438478 >>717438514 >>717438564 >>717438783 >>717438893
>>717436835
I can list around 200+ jap mangaka's, light novel writers, eroge makers that are chuds. A lot of these trannies are clueless. Ghost in the Shell was made by a literal borderline neo nazi chud jap btw.
Anonymous No.717438395 [Report]
>>717436835
>>717438287
Uh left xissters... our response?
Anonymous No.717438472 [Report]
videos of women in jewish daycares never fail to enrage me.
Anonymous No.717438478 [Report]
>>717438287
He was a nationalist. Not really a supremacist.
Anonymous No.717438485 [Report] >>717438640
Anonymous No.717438510 [Report]
Yup. Wanted to for a long time.
Worked with indies on games that never came into fruition before finally working at a company on a soulless cash grab game. Worked for a year then they went bankrupt and laid off everyone.

Since then I realized the best way is, fuck the industry and make what you want. Now I'm making my own game, doing everything myself, and seeing it through to the end.
Anonymous No.717438514 [Report]
>>717438287
>Ghost in the Shell was made by a literal borderline neo nazi chud jap btw.
But he's making BBC hentai now though
Anonymous No.717438564 [Report] >>717438636 >>717438783 >>717438826 >>717438893 >>717439172
>>717438287
ill add a few chuds to the pile

TOM CLANCY (hardcore conservative, pro-military and writer of some of the best military novels ever written)
CLIVE CUSSLER
FREDERICK FORSYTH (anti-commie, didn’t suffer from moral ambiguity in his Cold War political thrillers, unlike Jean le Carre or Graham Greene)
MARK HALPERIN
ROBERT HEINLEIN
SAUL BELLOW (great Nobel laureate, staunchly conservative and anti-multiculturalism)
JOHN DOS PASSOS (leftist in the 1930s, later became a staunch conservative)
J. R. R. TOLKIEN (I think there is no need to explain)
C. S. LEWIS (same as his friend, Tolkien)
G. K. CHESTERTON (traditionalist Catholic)
MARGARET MITCHELL (Southern white supremacist, Gone With The Wind is actually a very conservative novel)
MICHAEL CHRITON (he was a Democrat, but an opponent of global warming theory, environmentalism and heedless scientific utopian experiments)
AGATHA CHRISTIE (not overtly partisan, but definitely politically conservativr, & old-fashioned traditionalist in social matters)
Anonymous No.717438636 [Report]
>>717438564
damn
Anonymous No.717438640 [Report]
>>717438485
>wearing a mask at the gym
how??
Anonymous No.717438681 [Report]
>>717437282
There's like no math. Game balancing is guesswork and you write code that does the math for you.
Anonymous No.717438783 [Report] >>717438893 >>717439172 >>717446114
>>717438564
>>717438287
>>717436835
A few more

NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE, HERMAN MELVILLE, JAMES FENIMORE COOPER, RUDYARD KIPLING, WALTER SCOTT, RUSSELL KIRK and WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY JR.

xerr/xems cannot make art
Anonymous No.717438826 [Report] >>717438978 >>717438998
>>717438564
>ROBERT HEINLEIN
Sauce me up on him. Last I checked he wrote a hippie freelove tearjerker Stranger in a Strange Land.
Anonymous No.717438829 [Report] >>717439057 >>717439195
>>717437119
TLDR Square Eidos montreal QA had to go through the entire game of Deus Ex MD looking for dildos to remove them because some japanese bullshit prohibits the depiction of sex toys and caused the game to be delayed until they were removed. no idea how they couldnt just find the item IDs or something in the files and remove them lmao
Anonymous No.717438893 [Report]
>>717438783
>>717438564
>>717438287
The "art" that trannies and lefties do make is also 99% of the time actual slop for the masses, and more recently those artistic endeavours have been failing (pendulum swing and whatnot).
Anonymous No.717438976 [Report]
>>717433723
>drops canvas on the floor
>removes pants and hikes up leg
>lets out a loud groan before shit starts sputtering upon the canvas
>uses hands to smear it all over
>ahhhhh, art
Anonymous No.717438978 [Report]
>>717438826
I've only read Starship Troopers and The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, both were bangers.
Anonymous No.717438985 [Report]
Notice how in all these "day in the life of an office wagie" videos they never really show what it is that they do all day? That's because it is painfully boring.
Anonymous No.717438998 [Report]
>>717438826
Read Double Star, his attitude on women is funny as fuck, itd make most neoliberals vomit.
Anonymous No.717439057 [Report]
>>717438829
not Mankind Divided i meant Human Revolution
Anonymous No.717439172 [Report]
>>717438783
>>717438564
Chriton would be a typical climate denier maga chud by most liberals standards today lmao
Anonymous No.717439195 [Report] >>717439846 >>717446034
>>717438829
didn’t cp2077 have tons of dildos? this is what happens when you hire roasties
Anonymous No.717439230 [Report] >>717439846
>>717432604 (OP)
Why do you guys recycle the same threads constantly?
Anonymous No.717439557 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)
Nah, if I ever make a game I'll do it independently. Don't want some leftist corporation to force me to make DEI-fied, divershitty goyslop propaganda garbage tho.
Anonymous No.717439589 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)
no wonder theyre not selling consoles.
Anonymous No.717439846 [Report]
>>717439195
ive never seen the japanese version of cyberpunk but i imagine they changed a lot of shit and censored stuff like they do with GTA
>>717439230
because tourists dont play games so they have to talk about things tangentially related to games which narrows down what you can talk about here
Anonymous No.717439874 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)
This is an Asian, not a white woman.
She works hard and hides it.
She probably has to tard wrangle a whole gaggle of white women who all hate each other and refuse to do work.
Anonymous No.717439978 [Report]
ive asked this a million times and ive never gotten an answer, why doesnt the XBOX brand just move to PC and take over the microsoft store that literally comes pre installed on every computer? can you imagine if steam came pre installed on everything?
Anonymous No.717440042 [Report]
>>717437010
oops sorry, yeah I'm still working on it haha
Anonymous No.717440046 [Report]
>>717433512
>All those crunch sessions to put out slop weren't real guys
Anonymous No.717440073 [Report]
They really did invent a whole bunch of fake jobs just to keep women from having kids, didn't they?
Anonymous No.717440119 [Report]
>>717436925
They only hire dei women for these jobs. If you turn into a tranny maybe you'll pass the diversity filter.
Anonymous No.717440260 [Report] >>717442131
Why do women post every aspect of their lives onto the internet?
Anonymous No.717440542 [Report] >>717443840
>>717436296
Why is it ok to outsource jobs like this? Will the CEOs not be satisfied until they're the only people left in the USA who still have employment?
Anonymous No.717440584 [Report]
>>717436572
So like fictional cyberpunk?
Anonymous No.717440776 [Report] >>717441415
>>717432604 (OP)
>this webm generates immense seethe among 4chan NEETs
have you tried getting a job?
Anonymous No.717440914 [Report] >>717441140 >>717441201 >>717442347 >>717443457 >>717444059 >>717444736 >>717445329 >>717452338
im trying not to be sexist here so i dont come off as some kind of incel but I can't stop noticing the fact that anytime women get involved in a project, it fails. Think about all the major blunders lately and watch the "dev logs" or whatever, it's women front and center talking about the game. Are they just incapable of artistry? Can someone give me examples of historical female artists that are revered and whose works inspired others?
Anonymous No.717440971 [Report] >>717441136 >>717445093
>>717432604 (OP)
how do you even get this job?
Anonymous No.717441071 [Report]
>>717433702
>>717435348
so, they are secretaries to the actual bosses?
Anonymous No.717441136 [Report]
>>717440971
be the son or daughter of a rich businessperson
Anonymous No.717441140 [Report] >>717444354
>>717440914
This entire world as you know it was literally and factually built by white men. This is indisputable
Anonymous No.717441201 [Report]
>>717440914
women are terrible but spend some time in the industry and you'll find men (of all races) are also fucking terrible
Anonymous No.717441242 [Report]
>>717436572
promised japan but got brazil
Anonymous No.717441313 [Report] >>717441380
>>717432604 (OP)
>always wanted to a musicfag for indie games
Besides that, I'm too low IQ for the programming part of it.
Anonymous No.717441380 [Report]
>>717441313
>to a
*to
Anonymous No.717441402 [Report]
Imagine the monthly lease payments on that "Porsche"
Anonymous No.717441415 [Report]
>>717440776
JC Denton: Sure.
Anonymous No.717442131 [Report]
>>717440260
Marketing
Anonymous No.717442347 [Report] >>717444762 >>717452582
>>717440914
They won tho
Anonymous No.717443457 [Report]
>>717440914
Frida Kahlo, I guess? I don't know if the 1900's counts as historical, though.
Anonymous No.717443840 [Report] >>717444238
>>717440542
(warning: extreme redpill, blackpill, whatever)
Corporations outsource -- or do anything else you might find detestable -- because its customers let them get away with it. If that hotel or whatever experienced an actual boycott or protest, to the extent that it affects its bottom line, then yes the CEO would immediately backtrack.
But that doesn't happen because 1) most people don't care enough to take the time to protest (bread and circuses) and 2) outsourcing lowers costs and might (only might) reduce the costs passed along to the customer. (Note that the above backtracking would inevitably be followed with "reluctant" price hikes.)
The Catch-22 of economics -- which no one likes to admit -- is that people want two mutually exclusive things: a) cheap goods/services and b) premium labor. The latter increases the cost of the former. There is no easy solution from the political "left" or "right" or anywhere else that will give people both a and b.
Anonymous No.717444059 [Report]
>>717440914
>Can someone give me examples of historical female artists that are revered and whose works inspired others?
Including inspiring several famous games.
Anonymous No.717444238 [Report]
>>717443840
I certainly wouldn't frequent a hotel that used this. Even if they're cheaper.
Anonymous No.717444354 [Report] >>717444763 >>717452415 >>717465358
>>717441140
But half of math was invented by arabs/africans, and another 3rd by ancient indians.

I know that your only claim to any worth is being a white man, but let's not distort the facts here.
Anonymous No.717444363 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)
Kinda explains why the Xbox Series X/S only sold about 30 million units.
Anonymous No.717444736 [Report]
>>717440914
>Can someone give me examples of historical female artists that are revered and whose works inspired others?
There's a bunch of famous female photographers, including the great Diane Arbus, Annie Lebowitz, and Dorethea Lange. Cindy Sherman also comes to mind, but IMO is as boring and self-centered as Fredia Kahlo. Dunno why she's so revered.
Anonymous No.717444762 [Report]
>>717442347
My order of preference for having complete sexual intercourse with these women : 1, 3, 2.
Anonymous No.717444763 [Report] >>717444810
>>717444354
nah they just made copies of greek writings
Anonymous No.717444810 [Report]
>>717444763
Greeks aren't white tho
Anonymous No.717445093 [Report]
>>717440971
Networking, having high charisma, looking pretty.
Anonymous No.717445329 [Report]
>>717440914
The Uncharted games (1-3) were made by a woman
Anonymous No.717445373 [Report]
>>717433417
>>717433529
When did simping become accepted on 4chan?
Anonymous No.717445449 [Report]
>Have you ever considered getting a job
Anonymous No.717445662 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)

why isn't she taking care of her children at home?
Anonymous No.717445757 [Report]
>>717435348

sounds like you are bad at your job, sucks to you sorry
Anonymous No.717445884 [Report]
>>717435348
You sound like a middle man with an inflated ego
Anonymous No.717446034 [Report]
>>717439195
Japan had to develop a whole ass anime to redeem this dishonor and sell the game there
Anonymous No.717446114 [Report] >>717452083
>>717438783
>Herman Melville
>guy famous for writing a book about a white guy and a black guy sharing a bed in chapter 1
>conservative
He was an outright hippie.
Anonymous No.717446290 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)
notice how she spent 90% of it eating and taking pictures
Anonymous No.717446457 [Report] >>717450812
>>717432685
>imagine beating that whore to death with your bare fists
Anonymous No.717447394 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)
>michaelsoft
How long until she gets replaced by AI
Anonymous No.717449930 [Report] >>717450127
>>717432604 (OP)
Anonymous No.717450127 [Report] >>717451081
>>717449930
ERECTILE DISFUNCTION AND NORWOOD THREE
ERECTILE DISFUNCTION AND NORWOOD THREE
ERECTILE DISFUNCTION AND NORWOOD THREE
Anonymous No.717450739 [Report]
>>717432685
Yes. I would like that. I would like that very much.
Anonymous No.717450812 [Report] >>717451643
>>717446457
NTA but I did weightlifting and Dutch kickboxing today and I agree with his sentiment.
Anonymous No.717450859 [Report]
>>717436572
cyberpunk is not supposed to be cool, it is supposed to be dystopian
Anonymous No.717450880 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)
Working in corporate America is the biggest blackpill ever. You will work with literal retards who get paid huge sums of money to do jack shit.
Anonymous No.717451081 [Report] >>717451158
>>717450127
did a bot get set off?
Anonymous No.717451158 [Report]
>>717451081
no it's just me
Anonymous No.717451484 [Report]
>>717432685
FPBP
Anonymous No.717451617 [Report]
>>717435348
Do your job right, faggot.
Remember: The PM is essentially just a secretary for the devs to keep retarded admin/exec bullshit away so they can do the actual work.
Anonymous No.717451643 [Report]
>>717432685
>>717450812
Based
Anonymous No.717451685 [Report]
>>717433529
>I will do that and worse to you, pedophile tranny
Anonymous No.717451796 [Report]
>>717435348
>"engineers" who think sprint planning is a debate club for tabs vs spaces
that would be a much better use of this time than whatever the fuck we're doing today
Anonymous No.717452026 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)
hard to believe her asshole gets stretched into a gaping void by her boyfirend every night and yet she really believes she is "innocent"
Anonymous No.717452070 [Report]
>>717435348
>sprint planning
I really despise it and i'm not even a product manager or engineer.

I bring a completely broken aspect of the product that is not working for any customer and I get the response "lets put this on the sprint for next month so we can coordinate how to handle this".
Anonymous No.717452083 [Report]
>>717446114
Interpreting gay shit into everything just exposes you as a modern day faggot
Anonymous No.717452126 [Report] >>717452413 >>717452440
>>717432604 (OP)
Serious question with serious replies only. What does she and all the millenial girlbosses that post these actually do?
Anonymous No.717452165 [Report]
>>717435348
Fuck your retarded Agile shit you dumb cocksucker
Anonymous No.717452338 [Report]
>>717440914
>im trying not to be sexist here so i dont come off as some kind of incel
This is what's wrong with society when you can't have open and honest conversations and questions about something without being labeled racist or sexist. Get fucked you niggerfaggot
Anonymous No.717452413 [Report] >>717452505
>>717452126
Nothing, busywork/admin that is mindless, maybe share their input into things whenever possible on something that really isn't important.

Also she probably is an intern from college, notice how she's buddied up with a friend of the same age, it's basically something to make her college years "fun" with "industry experience".

It's literally daycare, but whatever she is cute, I want cuties around the office.
Anonymous No.717452415 [Report]
>>717444354
Ok even if it's true they took that math and made something amazing out of it while arabs did nothing.
Anonymous No.717452440 [Report] >>717452505
>>717452126
>meetings
>spreadsheets
>notes
>emails
That's always the answer. Most of these tech companies have so many departments and teams and they need people that connect the pieces together.
Anonymous No.717452505 [Report] >>717452841
>>717452413
>>717452440
>It's literally daycare
So the memes are real
Anonymous No.717452582 [Report]
>>717442347
anon.... their accomplishment is itself a failure of the system.
Anonymous No.717452663 [Report]
Yes when I was a teen.
Anonymous No.717452697 [Report]
>>717433529
holy based
Anonymous No.717452713 [Report]
PMs are great. We never used to have them and all the admin bullshit of keeping the team moving used to fall on me as lead analyst but I've been given one now and do none of that shit any more. Get to actually do my own fucking job instead of babysitting the other analysts. It rules never having to think about keeping the customer in the loop or organising meetings because she just gives me an agenda the day before and I go in and bullshit about whatever we're working on.
Anonymous No.717452841 [Report] >>717453325
>>717452505
Dude it's worse than you think, many universities have a higher % of female students overall than male, higher education is literally a joke, it's just daycare for women because so many women (like that girl in the OP) are like 90lbs and cannot do any real work, education/college is designed to be mind numbing rote memorization, pretty much no actual logical thought or critical thinking is necessary to get most degrees.
Anonymous No.717453080 [Report]
>>717432685
Hey /v/, imagine beating some cunt who's ruining your hobby, replacing the talented people in the industry and destroying the things you love with your bare fists
>AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE NOOOOOOO YOURE BROWN! YOURE A TRANNY! YOU CANT TALK LIKE THAT!
Anonymous No.717453314 [Report] >>717462647
>>717434175
I'll bite. Show me conservative art.
Anonymous No.717453325 [Report] >>717460827
>>717452841
So when does society collapse when you have an economy that runs on fake jobs? Guess there's enough money flowing to prop up shit like this
Anonymous No.717453435 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)
It's incredible how many people, especially women, get paid sometimes as much as six figures to basically do nothing all day.
Anonymous No.717454089 [Report] >>717454402 >>717455675
how do i get one of these fake corporate jobs where i work remotely and get paid for responding to one email a day and having a laptop on with outlook or whatever open
Anonymous No.717454379 [Report]
>>717432685
Anonymous No.717454402 [Report]
>>717454089
First step will be stop pretending to be a woman. You will never be one. This includes no longer using tranime avatars of female characters.
Anonymous No.717455071 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)
I already do, if you like video games never become a tester.
Anonymous No.717455675 [Report]
>>717454089
Be a woman.
Anonymous No.717457861 [Report]
>>717432685
You wouldnt do nothing, faggot.
Anonymous No.717459914 [Report]
>>717432719
>all these bitches do at work is eat and gossip
i'm pretty sure it includes some form of dick sucking too
Anonymous No.717460827 [Report]
>>717453325
Sad truth is the majority of people just "exist" to have the mort comfortable life ever, their jobs are largely pointless but out of sheer empathy we keep them on the payrolls.

Global warming is going to thin out our numbers hugely though, human population is in decline for the first real time in modern history too.
Anonymous No.717462647 [Report]
>>717453314
the vast majority of art ever created in human history across all cultures was by people you faggots consider chuds.
Anonymous No.717464032 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)
>More and more pajeets invading the industry
>Influx of old game devs reminiscing about their experiences making good games
I swear these game devs got fired or left and now can't get another job so they try to make content appealing to gamers that they're the cool ones and doing podcasts or interviews but still won't say anything bad about what's happening.
Anonymous No.717464557 [Report]
>>717433723
>retard schizo babble
here's what actually happens
>lefty game
>GAY SHIT I LOVE COCK YEEEAH WHOOO KILL WHITEY YEAH YEAH FUCK MY ASSHOLE
>righty game
>here's my game I hope you enjoy it.
Case and point you may not like it but FNAF.
Anonymous No.717465358 [Report]
>>717444354
people who believe this cant count to ten
so that's fine with me
keep saying it
Anonymous No.717467534 [Report]
>>717435840
Like space marine 2, and the new hellraiser game, or the kotor remake?
Anonymous No.717467931 [Report]
>>717432604 (OP)
When I was in grade school in the 90s. Nowadays, I feel that I may have dodged a bullet. For another that is.
Anonymous No.717469136 [Report]
>>717436572
you are just not the protagonist