TACHYOOON HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>715599269 (OP)

>>715599269 (OP)
sexo

>>715599269 (OP)
...is reddit secondary bait. Kill yourself.

correct me if I'm wrong, but with how stars work and how the pool includes all horses as time goes on (as in no limited horses), does that mean getting spooked by (any) 3 star horse is just a matter of time and getting a 3 star you actually want is just a matter of saving?
Does that imply card banners are more important to roll on?
What's the main method of gaining rolls as F2P anyway and how many do you get per month lets say

>>715599269 (OP)
https://x.com/mikuneki/status/1945121173823541309?t=2xKTPb_Fcw4mEfRGoEiWyA&s=19

>>715599269 (OP)
we got a small tachyon event going on jp. why is her voice so sexy

>>715599269 (OP)
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0

>>715604251
Whats the point of abnormaly long sleeves?

Shes amazing, /v/ros

CHYOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
TATA-CHYOOOOOOOOOON

>>715606613
I'M REALLY FEELING IT.

>>715603563
>does that mean getting spooked by (any) 3 star horse is just a matter of time and getting a 3 star you actually want is just a matter of saving?
Yes, there are also selector banners that run allowing you to pick.
>Does that imply card banners are more important to roll on?
Yes, cards also aren't limited but the pool does become more diluted over time.
>What's the main method of gaining rolls as F2P
Playing the game :^). In all seriousness, events, PVP, club, and achievements
>how many do you get per month lets say
Depends on your performance in PVP and your club.

>Winning Ticket
>Got Night Owl
>Failed to cure it 2 time in infirmary with procking Night Owl
>Got Slacker
>Got Tissues from raffle
What a cursed fucking run

HASHIRE HASHIRE UMA MUSUME
HASHIRE HASHIRE HASHIRE UMA MUSUME

>>715608672
She's cursed. Her name is a mockery.

>>715599269 (OP)
>tried 3 runs with her
>night owl
>2 turns each
>fail TWICE with sub 20% in a row
>mood down
I'm going to try again but holy fuck

>>715609579
But she's so cute and spunky...

i want her to rape me

>>715610081
she wouldn't do that...

>>715599269 (OP)
Can someone tell me why she looks so insane in most of the AMVs I'm finding?

>>715610112
teio would

>>715599269 (OP)
I want her to turn me into an Uma

>>715610154
You didn't watch the movie?
Go watch the movie.

This is a tachyon thread, other umas will be shot and thrown out of a plane

Is the 200 uma veteran limit really enough long term?
>Keep the studs
>Keep the best versions of each uma
>Keep the most prize-winning or best epithet version of each uma
Im sure thats gonna be a large number somewhat soon with this accelerated schedule

>>715610154
watch the movie already

>>715610245
nta but watching the movie cured me of any interest in her
Manhattan Cafe is love, though

>>715610335
You're a big guy

why is season 3 so mid?

>>715599269 (OP)
TRIPLE SIX, FIVE, FORKED TONGUE

Does season 3 get "better"?

Post Agnes futa cock

I like Season 3.

>>715603379
Seems bretty good to me

>>715610615
Peaks at Satono Diamond's big episode and never improves.

>>715610495
For you

Is Tamamo Cross considered cunny

Well /v/?

>>715610725
Is Tachyon the twitter tranny horse?

>>715610391
What happens when you train 200 umas. You need to discard the old ones to train fresh umas? Ah and gluefags get the rope if you reply.

anyone else waiting for HER?

>>715611002
just a midget like Teio

>>715610950
im shaking and shitting, tachyon would never hurt innocent people

>>715611097
I feel like if I got Helios, I'd have to get Palmer too. Not having both would be a sin to the other.

>>715611171
Teio is NOT a midget.

>starts Tachy's career
>it's just two people unknowingly in love with each other while supporting one another
ngl, I'm fucking envious

>>715611097
She finna be lit frfr no cap HYPE.

>>715611116
>45 minutes ago
Do you actively search these things out so you can get angry about them?

>>715611314
Teio is part of the umanlet club
sorry anon

>>715609831
He already has his waifu tho
(don't watch him regularly, just his rimworld stuff. but it showed up on my twitter feed)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnx9B1KMpg4

>>715610530
You can't really make something interesting out of a horse that never loses, the movie explores the idea much better with pokke (who is also a much better character than kitasan)
TM Opera O was also executed much better than her, they only show the start and end of her dominant year

>>715611097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHJS1p8UDXI
yes, I love gyarus and frequently lose to them I've been losing to gyarus my whole life

Twin Turbo's smile cured my cancer

>>715611518
I love how she is clearly 400% more bouncy than everyone else

I got to the ura semifinals with her on the first try which is pretty good. But with BAKUSHIN i cleared the whole campaign on the first try,

>>715611518
I just noticed this now but I don't like how the tails don't move on their own during dances. I know they can't mocap that but it would add so much to the dances.

>>715611726
She's high-risk high-reward. Her native skill as well as Swinging Maestro, Iron Will and/or Gourmand allows her to cheap out on stamina to go all in on speed, power, and wit but she's also very moody between races and has a bad end if your mood is bad midway through the run. You can get some insane setups if it works, though

>>715611002
She's a chuddy

>>715611476
Duramente was misused, but I guess it would be a bit similar to the Pokke's arc.

>debut race
>late start
>rushed
>loses by a nose
GLUE

>>715610335
You don't have the balls to shoot the overlord

How many hours left till Kitasan banner?

>>715612621
like 9 and a half

>>715610725
why cant these people draw girls in a femenine way

>>715612231
I need the mod

TACHYON
BITCH SLAPPING PUSSY CLOTS AND CLONES

>>715612926
Western artist. Please understand.

>>715612374
Honestly if an uma loses the debut race I just abandon the run

>>715611002
She's just a womanlet

>>715613152
which one is dumber

micropenis cross

>>715612621
kuma musume

What's the scientifically optimal stats Tachyon?

>>715611547
How long until I can get my front runner queen?

The more I learn about the metagame, the more I am repelled by the focus on support cards.
It sounds like the goal is to have max level cards, which are so broken that you run it in every career on every horse ... which sounds like the opposite of what I'm looking for in this game.

The real appeal, imo, is the breeding because it reminds me of SMT Fusion as well as minmaxing Skills, not stats.
I want to formulate a strategy around a certain gameplan/win condition but the reality is that you can forego all that and spam Speed/Stamina cards for a better result.
I think having more horses with unique skills/gameplans is more fun than playing the roll gachashart spiel.

Thanks for reading my inane opinion

>>715599269 (OP)

>Takyon

lel

>>715614379
>reddit and steel

>tfw farming easy races just to stat pad fans
damn it's just like my ufc animes!

>>715599269 (OP)
Isn't she canonically the most powerful horse?

>>715599269 (OP)
>>715611016
something is foul about her eyes, devoid of any life
a shame the game leans towards a cute and friendly world, instead of banking on more complex and mysterious umas

>>715599269 (OP)
>Takyon

TACHYOOOOOON
SHOT DOWN
YOUR THROAT LIKE A KEG OF BEER
CHOKE ON THE SMOKE
WE IN AND EXHALE
TIL THE WHOLE CHAMBER IS CLEAR

HATERS ACT SO FUCKING WEIRD
TRY TO STAIN THIS ATMOSPHERE
BUT THEY CAN'T 'CAUSE ITS WAY TOO SHEER
HOW TO MAKE A HATER DISAPPEAR

FUCK KTSN

>>715614514
The problem is sparks having too much RNG. Supports are more reliable.

>>715614467
She's kinda cute in a messy and way too colourful mishmash way. Seems that it'll take quite a while until she's playable, though. Maybe in the latter part of 2026? Weirdly she's apparently the only 1* character they'll be releasing after the few in the launch roster.

>ha ha I love evil and psycho girls, I'm so quirky, just a glimpse into my disturbed psyche ha ha

>>715615274
How long do I have to wait for Manhattan Cafe?

>>715615028
Handjob

>>715615217
I don't understand the "Way too messy with colors" when the design has actual coherence.
The choice in colors go well with eachother and it expresses the character's personality well. Reminds me of Splatoon in a way.
Or maybe I'm so fucking tired and disgusted by minimalism that when I see something like this it makes me happy that nt every thing has to be exesively simple and bland to look good.

>Maybe in the latter part of 2026?
Fuck that's a long time from now...

>>715615136
I've been playing for 80 hours and I don't have a single 3 star spark. 60% of my sparks are Guts too. If I don't get Kitasan Black on the banner I'm pulling the plug, this game is effectively asking me to invest 40 minutes into doing a single slot machine pull with 2% chance to get something good.

>>715615743
They're speedrunning the banners and other updates, so I could be wrong in my assession. But she's pretty far on the list if you sort by release date.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters

>>715613403
I want a Helios gf so fucking bad bros

>>715616000
Appreciate the info mate.

>>715615351
November

>>715616313
Sad, its the one I want the most.

>>715611426
He's the one who posts them

>>715612073

>>715618175
based /ouruma/

total yuricuck death

>>715618356
Giantessfags are fucking weird.

>>715606613
nortubel tier nigger

>>715611097
https://youtu.be/6ZKEjGjftm4
...

>>715618484
Agreed. Every non-sizefag must suffer our retarded fetish.

>the "genius" horse be like
>wear normal running outfit for jobber races
>break out the fucking big lab coat for the important ones

>>715603969

>>715599269 (OP)
sleevejob

>>715620693
Sleve Jobs

>>715620693
>>715621390
Ligma balls!

>>715611097
Helios seems funny from what I've seen of her SR support card.

oh shit im feelin it

>>715613485
>bear girl
What would it even be about? Umas are more girl than horse really, and they partake in regular society beyond their superhuman speed and stamina. All bears really do is roam through the woods and forage for food and shit, so I don't know if it's got any potential.

how do i manhattan cafe? she looks super cute

>>715625239
You wait

>>715599269 (OP)
This bitch doesn't win shit

Good taste

>>715618484
Yes, and?

>>715626881
I wanna move there

>deleted
lol
meanwhile the ba thread is still up

Do I have to win very specific races to unlock the vocals for my uma for songs? Even when placing first and watching a concert for some songs it will clearly have the wrong vocals for her.

special week will have her womb utterly destroyed in 20 days

I OVERSLEPT AND KITACHAN IS ALREADY GONE? AM I BRICKED?

>>715629367
I don't think they recorded everyone singing for all the songs except Umapyoi, maybe Make Debut too. It's kinda half-assed along with the rest of the idol stuff imo.

>>715629593
that's kitaSAN for you bro... we were warning you since launch...

>>715629495
HUH

>>715629495
By you? Or...

>>715629613
I swear when I tried out JP a year or so ago it had a lot of vocals recorded, weird that they wouldn't just add them. I wanted to hear Rudolf in next frontier but it gave her Rice Shower's vocals.

>>715629495
Don't fuck Special Needs.

>>715602081
fpbp

>>715629890
Oh I don't know how it is in JP but that's my observation from what I've seen in this version. I guess they'll add more down the line if that's what you're saying, I take it there's a boatload more songs to be added too.

>get handjob ticket
>lost at final
every fucking time

>>715630142
happens to the best of us... the cycle is about to continue with this anon >>715630256

>>715630081
I think there's like 30+ songs in JP

wish me luck and don't make fun of me

After all they were born to run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YVAN4QWBTg

>>715629890
there's a lot of vocals missing from the JP version that didn't get added inmediately for some reason

>>715599269 (OP)
Is she as crazy in game as in movie?

>>715599269 (OP)
DOUBLE RAPID FIRE PENETRATION THROUGH YOUR SKULL

>>715630652
>those stats on Rudolf
Oof

Agnes Tachyon always reminds me of the Matrix anime with the guy who runs so fast he starts to break free.

OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT

>>715630652
>C+ of speed
Hope you have some spare clocks

>>715629665
What is she gonna do to him when she catches him?

>>715610185
So in the end, Umamusume truly was a yurishit franchise with tranny fantasy sprinkled in here and there

>>715629665
>>715631309
Why do people depict the horses as being fucking massive sometimes?

I thought today was the day, is it later today?

She destroyed the qualifier but then...

>>715631736
It's on JP time, so yeah, later. 3pm pst, 6pm est.

>>715631616
Because they are better that way

>>715631616
Umamusume porn is literally heckin' illegal in the gookland, so closeted faggots being unable to stimulate their prostates to the inevitable horsecock futashit drawings, they opted for the second gayest option which is SFW giantess art with implied femdom.

t. masters degree in faggotology

give me a nsfw tachyon idea to draw
I want to lewd her

>>715614651
Define powerful.

If you mean in terms of racing, then it'll depend on the race-type.

Calstone Light O for instance would mog every single Uma in pure speed, but wouldn't make long distance races at all. By contrast, stayers like Rice Shower are unlikely to do well in sprints. The 'Generalist' Kings, who would typically be called the GOAT's, are the likes of Rudolf/Deep Impact/Opera (Year of Dominance Only).

If you're talking about ability to command a stable, then that's quite different. Orfevre was amazing on the track, but cvcked down heavily to Tosen Jordan (who wasn't). Being a boss horse is more about how you look and how you act.

In which case, it's probably between Fenomeno (able to handle Gold Ship) and Tamamo Cross (Will fight literally anyone).

If you mean in terms of anime uma super powers?

Gentildonna. She has super-hero feats as a joke about her IRL reputation as a gorilla. Her grip strength exceeds double the pressure of the Earth's Core.

Tachyon doesn't fit into any of these categories. He was undefeated and most likely peerless in his generation, but we don't have the data to say how could he would have been if he continued further and competed with horses out-with his generation.

>>715615743
>>715614467
>>715611547

I want to make a team of just Canopus. Twin Turbo is the best cheerleader, Ikuno Dictus is really cool, Tannhauser is really, really cute, and who doesn't love Nice Nature? They're the best secondary characters and I want to race them.
Sounds of Earth is too chuuni for me though.

>>715630652
did you win?

>>715614651
No that's Rudolf.

>>715632234
No but I can't give up on her

If mods keep deleting uma musume threads I'm going to have to start going into threads on the other 90% of the board and explaining why those games are terrible and don't belong on 4chan.

>>715631616
I think somone drew them 2+ meters tall once few years ago and people thought it makes sens for [thing] girls to resemble [thing] more

the only horse girl that made me smile at all
game would be better if it was real horses instead of anime sluts

>>715611807
This song gets the pass as its based on a very particular subculture of gyaru dances. The legs dont move much

i still haven't trained king halo yet, i'm scared

>mods cracking down on UM threads
What not enough of a global phenomenon?

janniggers getting uppity

meanwhile the ba thread is STILL up

jannies need to be kicked in the mouth

>>715632560
No one would play this if it was just horses.

they do it for free btw

is there any special reason that i should keep duplicate R support cards for future use or should i convert them all to horseshoes? i already have a fairly varied amount of SSRs and a lot of SRs to work with

fucking jannies.

>>715632681
>less people would play if you removed most of the sex appeal
News at 11

>>715632658
>>715632659
>>715632669
>>715632702
>>715632742
What specifically are you guys talking about? Nothing has happened itt.

>>715606613
LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER
LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER
LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER
LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER

>>715632142
Handjob with her labcoat sleeves on. Like her jerking you off through her sleeves.
I'm surprising no one is exploring this niche

>>715632774
2 uma threads got deleted while this one was up

>>715632774
i've been in two uma threads that got deleted before i came to this one

>>715630256
do you have to do something to trigger that event or is it actually just pure luck? I haven't gotten the 1st place prize yet

>>715632720
Check the cards skills, some of them might have a better combos for characters than some others. Just because a card is an SR or SSR doesn't mean it's always the best pick for a uma.

WHERE IS THE BANNER?!

>>715632840
>>715632858
I mean, I hate the jannies too, but it seems suboptimal to have discussion split across three threads.

>>715632972
i don't disagree, but i'm still worried. i've been having a lot of fun discussing this game here and i hope to continue.

>>715632950
like 4 hours or something. The game is UTC for whatever reason

>>715632950
It comes out 3pm pst

>>715632972
All those three threads up because there was one 400+ thread that got deleted you dumb fuck, people make new threads because of it.

Urara please
I'm dying
You're killing me

>>715633047
People making multiple threads would probably be better avoided if at least fuckin "uma" was searchable in the catalog, but people keep making shitpost OPs which just makes the thread harder to find.

>>715632972
then delete the ones that don't have the subject in the subject field instead of incentivizing making pseudo stealth threads like half of the catalog is right now

>>715633179
I would put her in front for some 1200s and win ezpz

>>715632972
There are like 10+ dk threads. Either moderate unbiasedly or don't do it at all. It's not surprising that there's a ton of threads since a big event is starting today, so either both are wrong are neither are wrong. They also deleted but the one without uma in the OP, choosing the hardest one to find.

>>715633192
That's fair. Wasn't aware one existed that had the subject indicated. I don't really know how they decide which threads get the axe in cases like this.

>>715633141
>Making a new thread before bump limit
No excuses for this thoughever.

is career the only decent way to increase bond level? team trials barely do anything

>>715632972
>>715633047

That's why /vg/ is thing.
You are not supposed to force subjects to a single thread in /v/, dumbass.

>>715633067
>>715633061
Why does the banner not follow the daily reset?

>>715633281
>Making a new thread before bump limit
The thread got deleted, stupid.

>>715633179
Bro they call her the king of losers for a reason train power

>>715633179
>Late
Train speed only
Front runner
Urara WILL win the URA finale

>>715633334
>You should be able to have as many threads as you want for one game
No.

>>715633281
>Making a new thread before bump limit
Spot the janny
The one and only thread got deleted BEFORE bump limit.

>>715611209
Who could truly claim to be innocent?

>>715632142
assjob

>>715633439
If you don't like it you can always fuck off to /vg/ though

>>715633595
No need, the jannies seem to support the idea of not having 100 threads for one game.

>>715632142
hidden handjob

Some umas you basically just need to inherit aptitude right?
I've tried Ryan a couple times and she always just instantly dies as soon as the goal races start being long.

>>715633654
except there are 2 other uma threads up though

>>715633543
>Happy Meek literally never because she doesn't exist
Fucked up honestly.

>>715633543
can we cuck the trainer of that horse? I want to raise Happy Meek

>>715633731
For long races you need stamina so find horses with stamina.

>>715632142
Princess carry while kissing her then carry her to bed to then strip off her lab coat outfit as she blushes happily

>>715633179
>>715633382
>>715633434
I did because I was using her to collect Dirt trophies
Overall she did very poorly, but she got the Hotspring Ticket so I'm committed
This is the competition who utterly destroyed her btw

rip generic uma

>>715632142
Hidden handjob (it's not subtle and everyone can tell)

>>715632862
just luck so you better not fuck up beating URA if you get it

>>715632186
>Her grip strength exceeds double the pressure of the Earth's Core.
L-lewd

>>715633938
Aren't most dirt races sprints?

How do you get more of those goddess statues you can exchange for stars?

>>715634082
Pulling horses. You get more if it's a dupe too.

>>715633989
this is just a futurama skit waiting to happen

>>715634082
Dupes from rolling

>>715599269 (OP)
Hers and Losing Ticket's career are the only ones I skipped since the first run, both are annoying as fuck
>muh science
>muh yosha
Fuck you

>>715632186
I know Tachyon sired the most horses, but which mare bore the most horses?

>>715634192
Scarlet

>>715633989
Safe and effective bros…

>>715632862
some say having great mood help
but I dont know

>>715632142
Post race sweat/pheromone play.

futa goldship or futa tachyon?

fuck off

>>715634387
elaborate

>>715634290
Scarlet, you truly are no. 1.

>>715633989
Some of the NPCs are pretty cute. Mini Cosmos is one of my favourites.
>>715634154
>>715634168
I figured it might be that. Didn't really notice that when I rolled on the first day. Dupes give you stars for that horse as well, right?

>>715634527
Conceptualize the odor of a girl all hot and sweaty from racing and dancing.

>>715633989
Some of the NPCs are pretty cute. Mini Cosmos is one of my favourites.
>>715634154
>>715634168
I figured it might be that. Didn't really notice the statues when I rolled on the first day. Dupes give you stars for that horse as well, right?

>>715634623
>>715634742
Well fuck

>>715634424
yes

>normalfags still aren't aware of the movie

>>715634731
this but facesitting

I'm gonna get a fuck ton of cards and I won't have enough coins to level them all up

>>715634924
there are literally phonk tiktok edits of it

>>715634424
futa tachyon because she already acts like a rapist dom

>>715634924
If it was streaming somewhere I'd watch it. So far I've watched everything up to CinGrey.

>10.5k carats
What am I in for?

>>715634967
Yep. Prioritize leveling any MLB SRs that you get over random uncapped SSRs. They're cheaper and will be more worth bringing to careers most of the time.

>>715634924
Is that Sun Wukong?

>>715635096
Drop ID. I want to be your friend.

>>715630142
>>715633179
Wish me luck bros, used my last watch
I want a hotspring date with the cute pink uma

>>715635290
>late
not gonna make it

>>715635096

>>715635290
>Late
Its over

>>715634924
That and Cingray is the only stuff normalfags know about because le wacky faces and speedlines

>>715635290
MAKE HER RUN FRONT NIGGA NOOOOOO

>>715635394
I bet you like season 1.

>>715635290
Stats? Because I used her as Late and had no problems

>>715635461
S1 is good so yeah

>>715635394
>Oh man I sure liked this media.
>Wait, normalfags liked it too? ...Well fuck, can't like it anymore.

>>715635290
>Nice uma you have there
>It would be a shame if none of your skills procced

>>715635290
Like the other two said, rip. Haru is made for end running and winning every non-arima race

>>715635616
This is solely your fault for making her a late closer.

>Win 30 races in one career
What? Do you just not train and run races everyday?

>>715599269 (OP)
OH
SHIT
I'M
FEELIN
IT

>>715599269 (OP)
Yes I would like one sex please

>>715635690
or wait for the 40 race career

>>715635616
>wit that low
honestly deserved, 500 wit is what i feel comfy with when it comes to reliablility.

In a few more hours i will reroll kitasan and animorph into a whale.

>>715635608
Where did I say that I don't like it anymore? Where's your reading comprehension?

>>715635592
>>715635616
>>715635670
>>715635680
>>715635785
Yeah, I wanted to believe though

>wins URA finale with terrible stats and R cards and me being a retard
fuck I love getting kicked in the head

>>715635785
How the fuck am I supposed to have 500 wit and also have like a million speed, half a million stamina, and a million power? How do people achieve these numbers?

>>715635921
MLB SSRs

>those posts on twatter about sending grass for Urara getting hundreds of thousands of likerinos

Imagine if more horses were still alive

>>715635461
The game is running on season 1's vibe more than it's running on cingray's vibe. The hell kind of come back did you think that was? And I'm saying that as someone who liked Oguri's show enough to go onto the manga rather than wait for the next season.

>>715635921
18 stars for legacy stats, double circle affinity, maxed cards with high training bonuses and starting stats

>>715635921
Cards. Why do you think everyone goes batshit over Kitasan's card?

>>715636000
The grass must flow

>>715636048
>The hell kind of come back did you think that was?
A good enough one for someone reducing the quality of the movie and Cinderella Gray to "le wacky faces and speedlines." Go fuck yourself.

>>715636000
Why can't they have more alive horses?

>>715636146
why is laisu there

>>715635921
support cards and sparks

>>715636061
>>715636098
>>715636324
I do need more cards, but I'll be damned if I'm rolling for cards right now when kitasan is 4 hours away.

>>715636212
>An anon shat on the movie and cingray?!
>I best shit on season 1! That'll surely show him!

I'm not even the guy you originally responded to. I'm just taken aback by the absolute buffoonery you displayed. Please learn how to critique take's without relying on what-about-ism in the future, you muppet.

>>715636219
A few reasons
>hors can die too early
>a lot of popular horses are from decades ago, so not many alive left
>getting recent horses apparently takes a while

>>715634424

I'm rerolling for Kita Speed

>>715636380
all these fanarts of tachyon dressed stylishly do not understand her appeal
this woman can barely dress herself, have you seen her streetwear? the collar on her top looks like somebody took shears to it
she's not a Cool and Intimidating Girlboss, she's an unwashed mad scientist.

>>715636000
Haru is actually a perfect example of the everyman archtype in real life, in that being average can be seen as a strength because it compels people to help you due to your simplicity and relatability demonstrating the beauty of every day life. They're more famous than far more successful horses just by virtue of being the least exceptional horse ever.

>>715636546
? Her casual wear is great though. She looks like a wine aunt on the hunt for married men.

>Tenno Sho (Spring) (Long)
>Yasuda Kinen (Mile)
>Japanese Derby (Medium)
Who is today's uma?

>>715599269 (OP)
how would you even stop a uma girl from raping you ?

>>715636649
google it

>>715636649
Oguri has Yasuda and Derby.
Then take Goldship and do Tenno

>>715636649
The beast.

>>715636708
Stop?

>>715636304
She's friends with Urara

>>715635962
what the fuck is MLB

>>715636825
Major League Baseball. I also don't know and no one will tell me.

>>715636825
MLB, you wasted 6000$ to get your uma to 5 star

>>715636219
>>715636486
I mean Special Week was still alive when they started the franchise, then he suddenly died few weeks into the anime's airing

>>715611097
I'm waiting for Eishin Flash, Tanhauser and Caserio.

>>715636825
>>715636904
Max Limit Break

>>715636825
>>715636904
max limit break, so 4* in this game (if I recall)
You might encounter FLB (full limit breakI) and ULB (ultimate limit break) as well, although I'm not sure if the latter exists in this game.

>>715636546
cope

4 hours

>>715635670
>end
is it because of her ability?

>>715637525
It's because I like end runners

>>715636304
They are friends.

>>715603379
game itself is redditcore

this is your honse for tonight

>>715637718
how so?
even plebbit is shocked that they liked it

>>715636304
Haru and Rice would have been friends in real life. I'm sure of it.

>>715603379
that's gold ship

>>715637753
I can accept a late start sometimes, but rushed right out the gate? I'm calling in the fucking sniper.

Want Kitasan Black but don’t have the carats? You can fix that issue with one easy trick

Borrow it

>>715636546
Not sure I agree with this take, but there's a nice touch in the movie regarding Tachyon being messy, like after she makes the big announcement, slowly her room starts becoming messier and messier, only near the end when something clicks inside her that you can see her room tidy again. It's good symbolism.

>>715603379
>Reddit
>The mad scientist who is a fetish bait character (Canon giantesses, experimentation, creepy, morally gray at best)
Okay

Club name Oy Neigh
1/30
New players welcome

>>715636486
It's licensing that's the issue. They need to get approval from the owners of the horse to use them. It's also the fact that they want horses with known stories and personalities, and it's a lot easier to do that with past horses. Also sometimes the only story for a horse is doping scandals.

>>715637979
I'm fully anticipating whales who max out the card and then don't share it.

>>715603379
>reddit
>reddit
>reddit
Will never understand the power that place has over people here, same with trannies. You think of them more than they think of you

>>715638232
You get shit for having your card borrowed, I doubt they can resist free shit

>>715599269 (OP)
My daughterwife Teio is so cute...

>>715638068
>approval
set it to free nigger what is even the point of gating the shoe laundering menu

>>715638068
I'm already in a club but today is a good day to advertise new clubs, yeah.

>>715638508
I recommend setting it to free and then just kick the innactive ones later (the ones that don't post shoe requests or become AFK over 3 days).

>>715637753
I got focus/concentration on grass wonder and she still late starts every race, was the real horse susceptible to that and they did that for the girl? I heard twin turbo has a special property for front runners, so the possibility crossed my mind

This is the most fans I've ever gotten, she just chewed through every race, I officially recognize her as my empress.

>>715637979
alright I will borrow money thank you gold ship

>>715638715
anon that's the wrong horse. air groove is the empress.

>>715612926
retard

>>715633439
One thread per game sounds an awful lot like a general, which these threads are not!

I was following a guide that said i shouldn't roll for shit until i got the free 10-roll ticket from the Day missions so i have a decent amount of carats.
More than kitasan, i'm excited to finally have more cards other than the tutorial ones

>>715638864
I'm not calling her Emperor, that's MY title after I marry her.

>>715638715
rudolf is the emperor, air groove is the empress

>>715638715
She's the President, though.

>>715638882
You're the retard. That post had nothing to do with whether the 2010s era Anthony Fantano music taste reference was appreciated (you're a faggot btw)

>>715639014
retard

>>715639068

>>715603969
>>715620675
Oh no, my weakness.

YOU. STUPID. FUCKING. BITCH.

Pick your favorite Uma for the three main personality categories
>Confident
>Bubbly
>Shy/Reserved

>>715633819
I want to cuck the horse of that trainer.

>>715639239
>Golshi
>Haru Urara
>Rice Shower

>>715639239
>Confident
Bakushin
>Bubbly
Marvelous Sunday
>Shy/Reserved
Happy Meek

>>715638232
Can you stop people from following you? I assume people will find them through club or team ranking lists naturally even if they don't post their code anywhere.

>>715639504
yes you can

Director-chan...

>>715639239
>Confident
Opera
>Bubbly
Urara
>Reserved
Nice Nature / Manhattan Cafe

>>715639686
>human ears

Reminder

>>715639847
hush

>join a club because it has a funny name
>get kicked out because I am not in the club discord

OPEN THE BANNER RRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>715639239
>nice nature
>natie
>nat-chan

>>715639913
Popped them bitches off like Mr.Potatohead ears

>>715639856
Rice is older than Granny?

>>715636649
Vodka has 2

>>715640084
nvm, I thought it was the date of birth.

>>715639956
That's why I'm going to join my IRL friend's club. Zero drama and commitment. Fewer rewards, of course, but whatever.

>>715640070
>she sees your penis

>>715639116
retard

Question

Today is the day I should make an account and reroll for kitasan black, correct?

Is there a guide I should look up?

I get why people want this card now.

REMINDER THAT RATING DOESNT MEAN SHIT
it just mean your horse is a fraud who will probably lose legend race

>>715640231
I raped you

>>715640375
rice shower does not have the spine to rape trainer-san. she can barely even get out of bed in the morning.

>>715640408

>>715640375
Oh God I'm in danger

>>715639239
>Maruzensky, Sirius
>Matikanefukukitaru
>Manhattan Cafe

>>715640375
sans undertale

>>715599269 (OP)
I want to have endless sex with Agnes Tachyon's coffee addicted friend Manhattan Cafe

>>715639956
>joined a club day 1 that had a random horse pun name
>it now is a dedicated Brazilian club
Should I leave now or just stick with it so I can start getting club rewards sooner? I heard I have to wait like 2 weeks to get rewards if I swap.

in 3 hours we will see who will get filtered and who will rise to first place

>>715639856
>Most recent one is Nice Nature
Oh...
Also did they remove this tag? Because I can't find it now.

>>715610335
At least you can run. Who are you?

>>715639856
>natie died on my birthday
ouch

>>715639239
Maruzensky
Mayano Top Gun
Suzuka

>>715610154
While she's behaved detached as a background character, she got focus in the movie and is shown going gesugao when excited or interested in something.

>>715640606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSvYrLEzLEY

Goes deeper than that.

>>715640358
Yes but also no

15 minutes before Kitasan comes and anons fail to get her

>>715639239
Scarlet
Mayano
To be determined (I have not interacted with a shy/reserved uma yet)

>>715640358
Banner will be up in 3.5 hours. Reroll then.

Glue

>>715640358
>Today is the day I should make an account and reroll for kitasan black, correct?
yes, in a little over 3 hours
>Is there a guide I should look up?
get at least 3 copies and you're set for life, good luck

What will you guys play when you don’t get Kitasan Black

>>715639504
Well not only that but you can also just not share the card in your profile.

What is the trick to win with mayano? I always come second in every race

>>715641163
Speed

if I dont get kitasan black I’ll just quit the game. If I do get kitasan black I’ll buy a monthly pack. the free market dictates that cygames will give me the card in order to make more revenue. it’s that simple.

>>715641163
Feel the need. The need for speed.

>>715641131
I have 20k horse shekels and am a luckGOD so I'll probably get 5 copies on the first roll

>>715636546
her casual outfit just happens to be stylish
that was probably some dork ass turtleneck before the acid melted it into an off-shoulder

Can anybody who’s going to whale to MLB pls post their trainer id now so I can follow you before it gets filled up?

>>715641131
It's back to the drawing mines or ngmi trying

I just started playing 5 days ago. Should I just reroll for Kitasan?

>>715641131
Umamusume and Neo-Geo + Mega Drive games.

>>715641163
post stats

>>715641163
Front run, speed and stam

>>715641503
Doesn't seem like a big loss but depends how lucky you got.

>>715640646
this is clearly a parisian cafe

>>715641717
Better?

Can't wait for the kitasan banner, I've been playing with the same 7 cards since release and I finally get to have more SRs.

>>715641238
only if you are true to your word

>>715641503
I mean that means you probably didn't get the first event welfare already anyway. Might as well start over unless you pulled every Uma you wanted already.

>>715641131
I'm not rolling for Kitasan. I'm just going to use a mlb one from a whale friend.

>>715641503
Not really. The power of the "meta" cards is very overrated. Kitasan in particular is meh until you have at least 4 copies and great only after 5. It's going in the general gacha pool after the banner and there will be a rerun in less than 6 months, so you have a chance for cringe metaslaving later should you end up regretting not doing it for now.

I followed 5 people from the discord who said they are aiming for mlb. hopefully one of them gets it.

>>715640512
Put trainer in the race and Rice Shower will rape him harder than any other una in the last spurt

>>715641131
I was going to try out Nightreign before horses stole all my free time.

>>715614514
It's more important to have a good stable of cards than to have the strongest cards. A deck of 5 SSRs is stronger than a deck with a maxed Kitasan and the rest SRs. The problem is that it gets harder and harder to find good SSRs for your strategy - they're not all as generalist / versatile as Kitasan.

This is why the Kitasan banner is secretly a trap, but people won't ever realize this. You only average 1 SSR per 5000 currency. Coupon collector says it'll take about 350 10-pulls at that rate just to complete your deck of launch SSRs. Counting sparks, maybe 200. That's 300k currency. You can't afford to delay your maxed-out deck by focusing pulls on Kitasan.

Brehs I just watched the episode with Teio's going away concert and cried

>>715641131
I'll boot up Limbus and once I fail to get QoH Don (I haven't done my weeklies in 2 cantos) I'll boot up a real game for a while

I have 39k carats and I will NOT reroll. Everything is calculated. I will get 2-3 Kitasan minimum

>>715641903
>matenroutteskyscrapernowayakudesonomnmatenwomasururoukakutteiminandesunekoaaskisorehasoutokanojikengaokitatoshitomanhattancafegaarimakinenwokattatoshitteonajitoshidattandesune..keibanihaironnadekigotogaarundanaa..asoretokonoewokakuniatattecancoffeewomotaseteageyoukanatoomottanndesugaamericanicancoffettenaindesune
i see

>>715641131
There's no way I won't get enough good supports with 25 thousand carats to get by even if I have to lock her in on the support slot for all eternity.

>>715641131
>Giving up after a setback
bro learnt NOTHING from Haru

>>715639239
Zenno Rov Roy
Haru Urara
Rice Shower

>>715642751
Cute boy bunny

>>715642170
same, i don't like discord but it's been useful to find some good people to follow

>>715614514
The "meta" you read about online is guides for retards that are too stupid to understand the game. That is why they focus on building a generalist deck that can work with any horse. Making a deck optimized for a specific horse is way stronger, but due to the gacha nature of the game, you can't write step by step guides that will apply to most players.

>>715630256
Hell yeah brother

>>715642463
The narration in those races must sound crazy
>Haru Urara comes up on her side.
>Coming up slightly her is Haru Urara.
>Haru Urara is speeding up ahead.

>>715642198
based Rice absolutely evaporating trainer on the homestretch
no stamina, no hope, no future-just hooves and sorrow
and she still apologizes afterwards like she didn’t snap him in half with a smile...
peak Uma storytelling

>>715636708
I'd say "go for the legs" but these girls are built different

nearly the 17th and still no kitasan
what time are these japcunts on

>>715642806
I noticed this, once you're able to consistently build good stats you're kind of stupid to not pick cards that suit your positioning instead of generics

Matika-Santa Fuku-Claus doesn't visit meta sweats.

>>715642929
https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/

>>715642929
We already have the hour, not our fault you can't count.

the actual strongest card is SR sweep tosho btw. getting charming in the first couple months makes more of a difference than mlb kitasan black.
the ideal run of charming from sweep tosho and practice perfect from fine motion in debut year just guarantees your Uma will have extra hundreds of stats

>>715642929
7am is jp update time

https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/253535

if this chart doesn't convince you to reroll for Kitasan Black then I don't know what will
you'll have at least two years to enjoy or regret your decision

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>715643079
She MLB'd herself for me
I want all three god cards

>>715643170
>Super Creek
SEX

>>715643170
Not even in the top ten

How alts work in the game.

>>715643079
Nishino Flower is an generic SSR speed card that gets it too and on a far better event. Nishino has the major weakness of having 0 training preference though.

>>715643079
I'm hoping to get a couple Sweep Toshos, currently I'm borrowing one but the charm event is really neat, yeah.

>>715643335
mega based

>>715643170
Kita's kitas are THAT big???

You know when I got into this game. I didn’t expect that fighting for cards would be the main money sink

>what is the trick to win with [X]
>speed
is it really that easy or is this the cool meme to shitpost?

>>715642463

>>715643698
she did not look like a top 4, I was surprised too

>>715643335
how the hell is dream journey flatter than the literal child uma

>>715643769
front runner = speed

>>715643769
Stats from level of importance(generally):
Speed>Wit>Stam=Power>Guts

>>715643737
Cute horse. I hope she/he gets an apple

>>715643769
most of my career losses come from lack of power, feels like.

>>715643769
Meme. Works on front runners and only career mode or against fellow memers.

>>715634924
GIVE ME THE DOTO OVA ALREADY CYGAMES FOR FUCKS SAKE

Who is the best UMA to try getting Stamina sparks for? It is quite tiresome to balance stamina gain and speed to continue career. With Power you at least gain Power while working on Speed

>>715643465
I think anime Teio looks dumb!

>>715643769
Speed is always good but it won't always be the best. I agree with the other anon, I feel like I lose the most because of lack of power or Wit

Should I risk it?

>>715644106
The best we can do is Haru Urara OVA manga adaptation, gaijin-san

>>715644178
You should look for a front runner with a lot of medium and long races. Front runner reduces the need for a lot of power and longer races reduce the need to have really high speed

>>715644290
lol, no. only risk when it's 10% or under

>>715644290
DO IT FAGGOT ALL OR NOTHING

>>715635394
BLUE LOCK LOST

>>715644408
I yolo up to 20-25% when there's 5 supports

>>715644405
So Maruzensky?

>>715644405
Long races increase the importance of speed and reduce the need of power. You have a longer time to run at max speed, so reaching it fast is less important.

Congrats to anyone who pulls Kita. Will be so happy for you.

>>715640386
kek

2.5 hours until all hell breaks loose

Practice Perfect is worse than +1 max energy, prove me wrong.
For reference, there are support card events that give +4 max energy.

>>715643737
How are these creatures so goofy looking and adorable at the same time

Does energy have any impact on races whatsoever?

>>715644208
Her normal version has the coldest fit in the entire game. There was nowhere to go but down.

>>715644860
Naah, but if energy hits 0 after a race you get mood downs and other bad stuff

>>715640386
>No taxes buff
Worthless

>>715644860
Starting a race at 0 energy can brick your run. Dropping to zero after the race is fine, you are only at risk if you start when at zero. Doesn't apply to career goal races.

Time to conduct evil. Any advice on making an ultimate bully uma?

>named Black
>clearly Japanese
I don’t get it

>>715645060
Nice Nature

>>715642806
The reroll guides are especially heinous. You'll see people rerolling for specific cards rather than for quantity. You could easily reroll for 6 SSRs (plus the 2 guaranteed) and 20+ SRs. Instead people will keep a roll that had nothing but Fine Motion and Creek and a handful of SRs, because those are the "good" cards. The reroll guides are literally putting people 30-60k+ currency behind (depending on just how bad a roll they take because it has the "right cards"), permanently, for no reason. There's not even that much of a gap between meta cards and non-meta ones.

I am allergic to horses

>>715645060
Nice Nature is your girl. Manhattan Cafe looks kind of fun for it too, maybe feed NN her unique when she comes out.

what is the fine motion card even good for
i've borrowed it a couple times and haven't gotten anything special

>>715643769
It's actually Stamina, but the hidden stat boost in career mode obfuscates that.

>>715645328
You get like double the energy back doing Wit training, you hardly ever rest

>>715645186
0lb Fine Motion isn't even that good. The power gap between it and 2lb SR cards is somewhere between questionable and non-existent. It's not a bad card, but very painlessly replaced by easily available alternatives.

>PvP Promotion line gets nearer and nearer to my record
Scary

>No.1 Favorite
>16th out 18
yeah cool game

>>715645413
Which can be done by any SR wit card. Some do it more reliably too.

>>715645505
Your build was ass
Raw stats aren't enough

>>715639239
>Agnes
>Transcend
>Ikuno Dictus

>>715641131
i'll play uma musume with my upgraded SR cards of course

>>715645459
Even if you got 2-3 LB, it's not worth it over just having more cards.

>>715639239
Opera
Agnes Digital
Silence Suzuka

I am rolling for Kitasan just because my current cards are shit and apparently I should be able to get pity for Manhattan Cafe which apparently is coming out in November

>>715645126
>>715645327
>Nice Nature
Wait, that doesn't sound nice.

>>715645505
"Uma-san, your Trainer seems to be lacking Wit."

>>715645126
>>715645327
ironic

How do you pronounce "Spe" (Special Week)?
"speh", "spay"?

>>715638068
He anon, I just restarted (not because of the next banner) so my elo is quite low, but I'll be active!

>>715646118
Sped-chan

>>715646118
Spee

>>715646118
Spe.

Oh shit I'm feelin it?

>>715646118
スペ

>>715645983
>>715646079
Beign ethernal 3rd place do things to you

>>715646303
You could have just said "su-pay" you didn't have to be a fag

>>715646303
Arrigato, Ken-Sama!

>>715646303
dostedt

>>715646140
No problem. Glad to have you, anon.

>>715646374
That isn't even remotely similar lol

>>715646303
Thanks Grass-senpai

Hey janitor here, please use /vg/ for generals. Thank you

>>715647423
>He does it for free
Tell it to AI generals first

>>715641131
Don't really care, I'm pulling on Kitasan because I need cards, I don't need her card.

>>715647423
>ayo, jani there's a vidya butts situation on the third floor

>>715647357
どういたしまして

>>715647674
YWNBJHG

I wonder how many of them willl quit after not getting Kitasan

>>715647767
Just you

>>715647767
Just me

>>715647767
just every single one of us

Whelp, I'm done until the banner, 150 pulls worth of carats and a 409k pvp rank which should be enough for promotion at least. I can do no more except goomble for kitasan.

>main story gives a free ssr

>>715647969
two

>>715648019
Why is this not mentioned more often? I though it was just free gems i could cash out at my leisure.

>>715648143
because the cards are mediocre. the mcqueen stamina is ok for a welfare card if you don't have or borrow super creek but there's no reason to use the lice sharter one.

>>715647941
>pulling one (1) thing should be enough for promotion
huh?

>>715648143
no idea, you also unlock them in the club point shop so you can mlb both of them eventually