Thread 717287060

will we ever see sunday silence?

Where does skibidi rizz fit into this

hag

He literally appears in Suzuka’s main story chapter however?

How do I know how many points I need to get into retention range in team trials?

she's gonna rape me, isn't she

What do umas discuss on UmX (formally Umatter)

Is this Oguri viable for dirt and mile team trials?

my umas are starting to lose in pvp....

Off to a good start.

>>717287717
memes

>>717287389
I'd put all of my life savings on a horse named striker eureka

>>717287824
>lost to the stamina filter

>>717287824
you just need one lucky match against a stamlet

>>717287717
I want to subscribe to her OnlyUmas account

>>717287824
I've lost my way up to rank 4 and still in promotion range

>>717287969
Do i need to increase to A rank stamina? Most of the time i aim for B with 2 recovery skills

>>717287920
nice
epic
I Like It

>>717287060 (OP)
He is watching Mejiro McQueen. He’s very focused.

>>717287717
I just follow Japanese umartist on UmX. Good shit.

How many americans have been slain by her fentanyl?

>>717287717
>What do umas discuss on UmX
Depression posts after losing a race and food posts

>>717287717
I just follow Umartists on UmX while pirating their Umiv Umabox content over on Umono

>>717287824
Is there any point in even caring after class 6? I just use pvp as a way to gauge my progression at this point. Makes you wonder what the hell whales are even paying for.

>>717289107
millions of black people

>>717288309
It depends on the length but if you ever run out of stamina you'll be left in the dust by anyone who doesn't so it's the most important stat to meet the requirements of

>>717289176
>Umartists on UmX
Japanese ones just spam picutres of food every day while posting 1 compleated new picture per year

>>717289357
No it's literally irrelevant especially with how easy it is to go between 5 and 6 when there's so many players.
I stopped caring and filled my team with A-A+ wit maxed umas for higher team rank. Only CM will require specifically trained umas, team trial is a joke.

>get boxed and waste all my clocks on the semis
>end a mediocre run with a B and low stam
>for some reason the game decides to reward me with my first set of 3* power/dirt sparks
Yeah, ok, thanks I guess

>>717287717
>open up umachan
>its just UmX (formerly Umatter) screencap threads

>>717289786
Why do pace chasers need more stamina?

CULTURAL
PHENOMENON

ayoo carats

>>717290429
Something in the formula. Doesn't really make sense realistically

>playing while on the shitter
>beat bakushin
>go back to the lobby
>curren chan fucking jumps at me
>genuinely scared me since no other horse has done this
thankfully I was already sitting there

So uhhh... where do I get more TP restoring juice? I went on a bit of a grinding spree and burned through like 50 of them to try and get a 3 star spark horse.

>>717289786
I thought Front Runners lose Stamina more quickly, and then it goes in descending order from there to Late Surger?

>>717291071
I meant End Closer, of course.

>>717291071
I was wondering the same days ago. An anon, who presumambly plays on JP server, explained that those numbers are about the optimum amounts of stamina you should have. Apparently front runners do burn stamina more than the other styles but they still require it less for optimal performance.

>>717291071
You need more stamina to close the gap than to stay in the lead iirc

I thought you guys said her career was hard I just beat it first try

Groping my trainees chest and claiming that it's an effective after workout massage

>>717287060 (OP)
The game makes so far only makes horses with a record in Japanese racing so a stud horse like Sunday Silence would be an NPC at best. We do already someone heavily hinted to be a famous stud horse as an NPC in the game already...

harikitte ikou!

>>717290810
Bro pooped himself because of a horse LMAO. I bet you enjoyed that you little shit baby

>>717291759
It's only hard if you're not a first-rate trainer.

>>717287060 (OP)
wtf

>>717290454
why are they pointing?

>>717291759
It's "hard" relative to a lot of other careers because you need to make her good at both medium-distance races and sprints, whereas most horses only need to be good at one or the other
>I just beat it first try
Nice work. Very first-rate of you

>>717292714
Gold Ship fucks.

>>717287060 (OP)
Mcqueen is goldships grandpa? I thought it was the other way arround

>get curren with a single roll
>get mc queen and narita taishin in 20 rolls
Is this normal?
I read somone rolled 70 times and didnt get him or any ssr

>>717287920
Bueno

Mejiro McFucker almost ruined my run, had me shitting several times in the URA finale

>>717293058
Of course. It's just random and you got lucky. New to gacha?

I might be legitimately retarded
how many optional Long races do I need to do with Gold Ship to get Ura Long?

>>717293317
more than any other distances, it's why long ura is the hardest to get

>>717293058
i've yet to get a single 3* outside of the ones from the free tickets
>>717293317
I think it's just 2 or 3

>>717293058
yeah keep going bro

if you ran out of carats you can spend 10 bucks, right? :)

>>717293178
No thats why i asked
I always ad to roll until pity 95% of all the time but i only played Chinese gacha
Thats why i asked if its normal with this game

>>717290298
This is why you never give up on your careers

>>717293494
No i dont use money on this game
Even the monthly pass is shit

Newest club: /v/mapyoi
>Please put "/v/" on your profile's comment so I know you come from here and it doesn't get filled with randoms (you can change it later if you want)
>Simply be active and don't forget about the fucking shoes
>Remember you have to wait 24h before joining a new club after you quit the one you're in. If you want to leave your current club do it ASAP
If you applied in the last few hours you've already been approved

>>717292923
Bro Golshi is still alive.

>>717287060 (OP)
If Sundyay Silence isn't some big tiddied hag I will riot.

>>717293372
>free
But there was only 1 free ssr and one where you can chose
I want oguri so damn much but the game doesnt give me

>>717293730
I'm sorry to say this but you picked the worst possible time to make a club, if you had done it 4 days ago you'd be ranked this month, now you'll have to wait until october starts to get the club rewards

>>717293850
Lol? Is he still racing?
Any uma musume from the game still racing?

>>717292714
That's nothing

I caved and paid for the $7 carat month long slow drip. I need to have enough for her.

>>717293604
If you happen to get an SSR on you draw you actually have a pretty good chance of pulling the rateup character or card in this game. Seems to be 1/4 (or 25%) for 0.75% rate, like in this banner. For Kitasan it was 1/6.

>>717293942
Nah, he's long retired, and i don't think amyone ingame is still racing.

>>717294029
I dno't think they add any horse until it's officially retired

>>717293730
Will i get certainly carrots wirh you? Left my old club because i didnt get sny

>>717293946
El Condor Pasa and TM Opera O made bred surprisingly little considering they're basically the greatest of the JRA history, was it because their semen was priced too high or what?

Got my second 3* spark on my 81st career, both are stamina. I fucking love you golshi.

>>717293946
We discussed Opera in the last thread. It was simply because his kids achieved basically nothing.

>>717293980
why the fuck does it give you free carrots? biggest scam on earth.

Best way to build Daiwa? She just doesn't race well for me. Even Gold Ship is more consistent

>>717294029
Why dont they add current umas? It would make horseracing aliver than it ever was

>>717294153
Meant for >>717294084

>>717293980
My cute crazy ushimusume

>>717287060 (OP)
So retarded, only the Japs could come up with this.
Peak radioactive fueled consoomerism!

>>717294157
Because you get a fuckton more carats per dollar with it.

>>717294157
because being "free" (and being dripfed over a month) is the only way they could ever give you a 10roll at an actually slightly reasonable price point
welcome to gacha where everything is about ripping you off

>>717294153
>Dynasty that lasts one generation
you hate to see it

>>717294174
I just run her front or pace and it usually goes smoothly, and blame her fat breasts for dragging her down if she loses.

>>717294178
What would be the point of adding new literally whos when we still don't have most of the famous horses?

>>717294462
New horse look like shit tho
Game is dead in japan

>>717294157
>read this
>confused as fuck
>remember there is a distinction between free carats and paid ones
Scratch that, why the hell is there even a difference between the two in the first place?

>>717294084
TM's kids weren't on his level.

>>717294536
there will be paid banners in the future that you can only roll for using paid carats

>>717294157
>70€ normally gets you 5000 carats
>7€ gets you 2000 carats over the course of a month

It's just so much better regardless if you can use only 500 of those carats for the higher value rolls

>>717294157
What is even the function of paid carats other than rolling in the Headstart banners (which disappear after 1 time) + the cheap 50 carats daily roll?
If it's ONLY the 50 carats daily roll, then I guess they wanted to make it more balanced, you would never run out of paid carats to roll, in that sense they wouldn't be able to make it 7 dollars either because that would be too Cygenerous.

>>717294580
is it bad that i want Skibidi Rizz in the game

>>717293369
>>717293372
For FUCKS SAKE
didn't get it because she LOST THE DEBUT TWICE SO HAD +2 MEDIUMS AAAAHHH FUUUUCCK

>>717294604
>paid banners
that sounds like genuine cancer, if I'm opening my wallet I'd expect to just fucking buy the horse girl I want or at least enough rolls that I'd be halfway to pity, not a single 10 pull

>>717294746
they add more banners that use only paid carats

>>717294604
whats in 'em?

i shan't be spending a cent on this game. i have had plenty of fun so far

>>717287060 (OP)
it's MarevelousSunday to you

>>717292714
Goldship is known to be surprisingly popular with mares, a complete contrast to his father Stay Gold, who was heavily disliked by Point Flag, Goldship's mom.

oh noes not my ascii star

>>717294746
>rolling in the Headstart banners (which disappear after 1 time)
The hardest part of monetizing any F2P game is converting people from free to paying. Once you do that, every player eventually grows into a whale. So they don't need those banners to exist more than once.

>>717294996
Where is the line between whale and not?

>>717295093
Time.

>>717294852
the same as normal banners but with higher rates
https://honse.moe/timeline

>>717295093
More than the price of a standard game.

>>717294996
Back when i was only a slightly bigger retard than i am now, i was able to buy 20 rolls for 25 dollars a month for Granblue. Can i do something similar here? That's dolphin territory and there's no dolphin bait that i can see

>>717294996
>Once you do that, every player eventually grows into a whale
Whales bring in the top dosh but raising schools of dolphins is also viable. It's why the daily gem pack is there as the most value for your buck against the clearly overpriced regular paid carats.

>>717287920
>there is no log
But there's one inside her head.

which one western man?

>>717295425
Where is Special Week

Any tips for Rice Shower's career?

>put Teio in my Medium team
>literally never lose again
What the fuck is going on? She's not even winning all of them, it's just the rest of my team also decided to step up for some reason.

>>717295093
There's whole studies on this shit, I don't have any on hand and don't feel like googling them but basically there's three tiers. the F2P either by choice or circumstance, never spends a dime. the average player who buys some in game currency occasionally. the wahle, drains their bank account on rolls. there's no hard limit that pushes you into the point of whale but think of it the same way you would think of the guy who buys a scratch off at the gas station once every other week vs the guy that spends his paycheck on lotto tickets thinking "this time for sure."

>>717295425
Goldship or Teio.

>>717295591
I already took her with me.

>>717287742
Would be better with an A dirt

>>717295601
borrow super creek, not kitasan

She's not gonna be anywhere near as cool in-game is she?

>>717295601
guts max

>everyone says kitasan is worthless if you don't have it at MLB
>they also say you need a super creek
>only have 1LB kitasan and no super creek
>try my luck with the kita and use the friend slot on creek
>crush every story mode
so were people just bullshitting me or

>>717295706
No, just like Super Creek isn't

>>717287060 (OP)
Deep Impact was cancelled because they didn't get the rights.

>>717295706
Good. If that's cool I don't need that in this game.

>>717295875
>crush every story mode
>so were people just bullshitting me or
Since when did you fall under the impression they were warning you about story mode?

>>717295886
y-yeah.. i AM a good trainy wainy...

>>717295930
she was found doing coke in the Tracen Academy restrooms.

>>717295930
I wonder what Special Week's fate would have been if they had got Deep Impact's rights back then

>>717294762
Between Skibidi and Tomoe, I think the elevens are sick of gajin trying to elbow their OC into their pure japanese pay-to-win folded 100 times game.
Besides Skibidi is already on his 3rd year and isn't that good, cant even run a G3.

>>717292714
>Eugenics are fine when it about making money from horse cum
Sometimes the cognitive dissonance makes me dizzy.

>>717295615
There's f2p who sweat so insanely hard though, that it basically consumes their life. But maybe whales both pay and sweat like that.

>the Cinderella Gray Foreigners are all expies of real Western horses, so they will never be playable
UmaPain.

>>717296180
You'd be eating sorry excuses for watermelons without eugenics.

>>717295930
Also king kamehameha decided to withold the rights.

>>717296140
>, I think the elevens are sick of gajin trying to elbow their OC into their pure japanese pay-to-win folded 100 times game.
I don't think they even know we exist beyond our credit cards.

>>717296140
>think horses based on some historical kentucky derby winners (namely secretariat) would be cool
>rest of the western internet is obsessed with shoving in skibidi rizz and fortnite dance instead
I can't even claim it's just filthy gaijin thing cause we've already got horses named after shit like one piece anyway but still

>>717296324
Was this because of the original anime trailer and how heavily they pushed the yuri?

>>717296360
After looking at the list of Japan Cup winners, I want Do Deuce in the game. Not because of any particular achievements, but I swear the Japanese made his name unintentionally hilarious.

>>717296360
It's because Secretariat, SeaNiscuit and others are already obvious picks, it's more fun to talk anout meme horses.

>>717296180
Eugenics is how we got reliable and strong working animals over the millenia like horses and dogs. Remember that automatization wasn't a thing ever just 200 years ago, so it feels like a natural extension to go from breeding for work, to breeding for racing.

>>717296301
>>717296180
Not what the word means.

Is there some sort of etiquette with how much shoes you donate or should you just fill in whatever there is?

>>717296538
>Niscuit
BISCUIT

>>717296589
yeah the etiquette is you give me all your fucking shoes asshole

>>717296674
ok Anon, I'll even leave a nice surprise inside just for you

I need to turn Air Groove into a sprinter.
Is 5 speed 1 stamina a good card set up?

>>717296589
If you don't run out as many shoes as the games lets you and neglect to ask for your shoe handouts every 8 hours people will think you're a lazy ass nigga that should get kicked out.

>>717296270
>Basketball-American horse

>>717296589
You can post shoe requests every 8 hours, tecnically you could do 3 times every day but people SLEEP so just 2 times is reasonable.
Also you can donate up to 10 times every day, how fast you can do that depends on how active the club is.

As long as you do that, you're doing the best you can.

>it’s another “put seabiscuit in uma” series of posts
no one cares about seabiscuit outside of america, it’d be like me saying put black caviar or treve in the game

>>717294580
I guess some inbreeding is expected in horse breeeding, do they go by a rule of like waiting 2 generations or something though?

>>717296538
Hell go full historical fantasy and put in Bucephalus, Man o' War or Marengo

>Super Creek's Swinging Maestro didn't proc

run over

>>717294746
day 1 there were literally like 3 banners that you could only roll on using paid carrots

>>717296798
4 speed 2 wit is the usual set up

>>717296798
Unsure if you really need Maestro as a sprinter, maybe 4 speed 2 power would be good, more acceleration and some stamina from training power

>>717297026
No one in the world cares about most of the horses from JRA if not for Cygames.

>>717297187
except this is a Japanese game and the Japanese public do know of some of these horses as they were exceedingly famous

>>717297123
probably still need it just to complete career races

>>717287717
She's very cute, I've been following her since her Umadoll days.

>>717297356
Special Week is in the deck who has gourmand if running pace. if not running pace, drop the card for an SR
Too many SSRs so it'll be a gamble if Creek gives Maestro in time to be of any use during the career, or at all
stam sparks if you have them
and training power will provide extra stam as well

>>717295425
Rob

>>717289176
>umono
shame the API shits itself whenever I'm in the mood, at least it got unborked

>>717296360
It's quite possible that we already have had a Kentucky Derby winning horse mentioned in the game already. If the Director is Northern Taste as she's heavily hinted to be, then her mother was the previous director and is now busy travelling the world would fit Northern Dancer.

Guys
I think I need a dirt racer

>>717297790
Urara
Condor Pasta
Oguri Fat

>>717297790
grass isn't dirt!

>>717297050
Where's my neighga Potoooooooo

>>717296360
As a Brit, always thought Red Rum would be a great pick for a horse because he has a pretty interesting story (basically started off as Rice Shower but became an ultra mega chad and was the most popular horse in modern British history)

Mr Ed when?

>>717297503
>tfw rerolled not just for Kitasan but also because I really wanted Anime Teio so I don't have the free Special Week
It's over

The horse that killed Mr Hands when?

>>717298268
yeah I’m pissed that I started too late to get the special week ssr

spanking special week

>>717298110
Too busy playing baseball.

>>717287717
confirmed worst girl? Imagine training an e-girl

>>717298492
The Japanese probably love him

>>717298351
its really not very good

>>717295425
Which way Spica

>>717289697
Man, I miss Andira
But I sure as hell don't miss GBF

>>717295425
>>717298887
Wow they really don't look good with the costumes

is she also a HEEL or HERO?

>>717297702
Quite possible. If the Director ever starts talking about ice hockey or how much she loves poutine and maple syrup (because the horse was Canadian, you see), then I would be totally convinced.

5 million fan btw

>>717296360
What about Potoooooooo though

>>717296270
>Obey Your Master is a fucking insane name for a horse
>irl name is pay the butler
God it's so much weaker.

>>717299492
most horse names are dumb as hell honestly. Stay Gold is by far the best one I've heard from this game

I'm the third nice nature fan in here

So is Winning Ticket SSR card le good or le bad?

>>717299648
imagine having Christmas colors all year round

>>717299784
Seems bad

I think I accidentally ranked up too high in team trials, I'm losing like evey individual race and it's not close.

>>717299784
>guts
yea its great..

>>717299929
its a power card...

What is the difference between Gourmand and Race Planner skills? On paper, it is the same skill with Race Planner having a little bit harder activation condition.

>>717287060 (OP)
>will we ever see sunday silence?

Will we ever see non Jap horses?

Will the DLC introduce Secretariat a red headed muscle bound American giantess?

>>717299964
Gee Director Akikawa, why does Winning Ticket get to have TWO SSR cards?

>>717300071
>Will we ever see non Jap horses?
hopefully not
nothing good comes from the tranny country

>>717300134
tomboy pussy makes Director act unwise

Road to the top is a MOVIE?

I skipped it because I don't watch gay ass OVAs but now that I started watching it I realize its a fucking movie.
>tfw already watched the sequel movie because no one told me they were connected movies
Fuck you /v/

>>717300306

Thailand or Brazil?

>>717300481
kek
Uma Delicia

>>717300391
It's 4 episodes OVA, retard.

>>717300558
This is LITERALLY a movie

>>717299784
-30 energy for the unique skill event btw

>>717298857
How the fuck do you figure?
The only downside is it starts out low on friendship but Gourmand is some top tier shit especially when 90% of the cast are pace chasers.

>>717298887
Holy shit they look exactly like them

ORE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>kid called Sidecar
I love these stupid mobs

oh no I'm gonna get my ass raped

>finally unlock bakushins 3rd star
>time to train her for team trials
>mood down
>fails training at 3%
>practice poor
>mood down
>slow metabolism
>night owl
>mood down
>migrane
s-should I have kept her at 2 stars?

I use them together literally every run and I NEVER get Charming I'm fucking over it.

>>717302045
>Quantuma Superposition

I CAN'T GET UMAPYOI OUT OF MY HEAD AHHHHHHHH

>>717302621
Listen to Ms. Victoria

>>717302014
Does this shit ever get fixed in the JP version. Surely the fact you can't use the infirmary during summer camp is not a feature... right!?

>>717302621
UMA UMA UMYA UMYA

oguri fat if he real

>>717300970
the skill must be really good then...

>>717302621
>The thumping bass in the background of the song is simulating the doki doki

>>717302621
MMMMMMMMM

>>717295425
Those are some ugly fucking cosplayers, damn. Narita Brian, Gold Ship and Orfevre are the only ones who aren't hags or fatties.

https://youtu.be/2IYQs4RmeZ8?list=RD2IYQs4RmeZ8
Luv me Opera O

>>717299201
Definitely a huge heel but still a crowd favorite in the sense that you love to hate her.

>>717302817
>clueless

>>717301981
I've done almost 10 runs now and the charming event for Tosho never happens even at max level.

Happy Meeksisters...

>>717303235
it's a great card anyway, but yeeah, feels like i've been seeing acupuncture more than sweep's charming lately

classy

>>717300883
It came out as internet OVAs (ONAs) first, you still can watch for free in the official youtube channel.
The later BD release compiled all the episodes as a movie (which I'm not a big fan because you only get to watch the peak opening once).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km0-E99w8f0

>>717296087
Source right the fuck now anon.

>>717302621
KIMI NO AIBA GA

>>717303697
I skipped the opening.

>first 3* spark ever
>it's WIT

fuck

>>717302923
I bet you look like a 4/10.

>>717303846
>uma casts fireball on the box

>>717303982
based WITMAXGOD

>>717303914
Cringe.

>>717304027
>unironic roastie reply
lol

>>717303982
Umamusume is a wit game

>>717303982
Stamina, Power and Wit are all valid sparks tho?

imagine not inheriting the soul of a throughbred racehorse so you end up as a background mob uma named glup shitto that most people end up calling umamusume A

Man, it's such a long wait for Doto and Marvelous Sunday...

IT'S DAY FUCKING 4 AND YOU FAILED AN 11% HOW DARE YOU CALL YOURSELF A FUCKING EMPRESS

>>717287742
Very good for mile, but if you put her on dirt with a B her power will be reduced by 10%

>>717304290
Boobamusume

I'M NOOOOTICING

>>717304730
she's so bad at this it's cute

>>717291759
Beating a career first time isn't hard once you know the basics. Getting an A rating and min/maxing the stats on the first try is, because you don't know the couple story events that are going to stall your progress and general RNG/cards. I had no problem with Gold Ship, Halo, Rice Shower and many of the others people say are hard. But then both the Meijiro girls destroyed me because they kept switching their race types and kept fucking getting night owl.
>>717304574

are they in lesbians?

Daiwa Buttlet

>>717304898
Air Groove loses braincells every time Rudolf makes a pun.

I have two Mejiro Mqueens (I’ll reply to this with the second one) The first one does have a higher power rating, but the second one does have more speed and more skills (and good ones at that). Which one do you figure is better for team trials in the long slot? I want to know if the rating score is really all to be trusted

>>717287320
So far, the 1* girls have been my favorite and the 3* girls I have are my least favorite. And my overall favorite character so far is Akikawa.

why is she like this

>>717305205
Tachyon FUCKS

>>717305085
>>717305157
First one's better simply because she has a gold recovery skill, the second one definitely doesn't have better skills, they're drastically worse for pvp
still, you need much more stamina and less power for long races

>guy with MLB kitasan started following me and using my legacy uma
not worthy! not worthy!!

>>717305205
She explains it later in the story.

>>717305202
EXTREMELY based

>>717305427
Hmm, I see. Noted.

>>717305678
why do horses need whiskers

>>717305750
fuugg

I stopped borrowing Kitasans and started using my own barely uncapped one.

>>717305085
first one, but still not ideal for long, you want to be as close to 1200 stamina as possible with reliable skills like swinging maestro l, gourmand or BOFA

I think my horse has developed some short term memory problems

>>717305889
Same. I'm using my 3LB Kitasan and borrowing an MLB Creek instead

>>717305738
Their snouts are so long they literally can't see what they're touching or if something like a bug is walking on their face. Whiskers allow them to feel what's going on around their face.

Also the other things common in other animals like sensing changes in weather and aiding in smell.

>>717305889
I rerolled until I had 2 of them, then rolled 200 times and got 2 more before the banner ended. Might not have been the best idea but people claimed there was nothing great coming for months. But now people are saying the Super Creek support card is coming soon so I don't know.

I just want to save my carats for Doto and Maruzensky. And I have no idea when anything is coming. I hope someone does the calculations and makes a chart soon.

Got this loveable retard's outfit today. What's some good deck advice I can use to make sure she can Bakushin at 110%?

>>717306182
God she has no right being so cute

>>717306421
you got the air groove comic by any chance

>>717306421
Is this a serious question?
SPEED

>>717306365
If the Kitasan pull rates are anything to go by, you should just save for Doto/Maru instead of blowing it all on cards. The rates are so fucking bad.

>>717306182
>>717306447
>reading her story last night
>she gets excited about getting 9th place (in a 10-person race)
I love my hard working daughter so much bros

>>717306421
5 SPEED cards and 1 WIT card will get you all you need. You can also do 6 SPEED cards, but I think WIT helps (you will probably just dump all your points into WIT once you're around 1050 SPEED).

She's the easiest character to train. But also a fun character.
>>717306587
That's the plan. Unless I find out Summer Maru and Dota are like 6+ months away.

Fuck off I'm not putting money in your horse casino

if you plan to roll on multiple upcoming horses then your best bet is to save up everything until january and then blow your load on the gigabanner

>>717306992
But have you consider gambling?

HOLY SHIT SHE ACTUALLY DID IT ON THE FINAL DAY SHE WON TWICE
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE DOUBTED

2000 Takamatsunomiya Kinen.
Overcoming a 10 time defeat, that horse proved its pedigree.
Loss after loss after loss, it never bowed down its head.
Green hood. Unyielding Mass.
The name of this horse is King Halo.

>>717306519
Here you go anon, I dug through a few archived threads to find it.

>>717287160
>Where does skibidi rizz fit into this
I think he spent like two years to win his maiden race, he's glue factory material

Hag Groove would be more popular if she did this in game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqaLZyarlc

>>717306901
Thanks, I wasn't sure how many Wit cards I wanted to throw in there.

>>717307043
I just did and got Curren Chan and Teio, just throw away a few rolls if you must calm your lust

>>717302014
You are like a baby to me, watch this

>>717307185
She gave Mayo the bad touch

>>717307185
>gambling for stats that far into the race instead of using energy chakra
third rate trainer

>>717304890
I don't get it. Why these 4?

bros I think Curren Chan wants to rape me what do I do

>>717301380
Is Air Shakur really that bad?

>>717306992
But then I have equal rates to get all the horses I dont want.

>>717306421
Bakushin(Wedding) banner when

>>717307312
Take refuge in the Satono family resort

>>717293874
I'm the opposite of you, I want Opera and I got this Oguri instead

>>717306992
gambling is more fun than waiting six months just to gamble when the only thing I want is from the starting pool anyway man why'd I waste my guaranteed ticket on rice shower instead of waiting until I knew the characters a little better she's not my type at all

>>717306274
cute

>>717294283
winnie the pooh sitting on a giant dragon dildo

MTG after dating me for one month.

I need the JoJo narrator to narrate silence Suzukas last race.
>Went all out
>Suffered a leg fracture mid race
>This injury would cause any horse to fall
>DAGA
>Silence Suzuka did not fall
>Nay, she could not fall
>For she was carrying her beloved rider on her back, she could not risk injuring him
>So she stood tall, until the end

Reminder during the Goldship event you need 5.6 million fans for her. You are comfortable winning both the Classic Triple and Senior Autumn Triple crowns, right?

>>717307336
She's a pretty good Wit card for Gold Ship thanks to her skills, but not useful for much else.

>>717307572
I have to actively try to lose races at this point

>>717306274
more of this. I like this.

>>717306992
That Super Creek banner is pretty tempting. I have a 0LB Super Creek and want to limit break.

>>717307253
Ask your mum.

>>717290454
imagine the smell

>>717306365
Creek is THE Stamina card, you WILL use it one way or the other when you need Stamina. For umas I believe there'll be a banner in january where you can spark every single character released up to that point (including those two) but that means you'd need to save 30k for the spark. I can't say for sure what would be better for you though, it depends on your deck

>>717307440
I used my guaranteed ticket on Taiki seeing that there was 2 more tickets later. I didn't realize until I finally got those tickets that they didn't let you choose the 3* you get. Only the starting one did. And I really wanted Maruzensky the most.

Now I have to wait until Summer Maruzensky.

>>717307931
damn didn't know the hag had such fat tits

>>717292918
I love that shot of him disappearing into the light...

uhhhh but you lost 2 out of 3

>>717307916
Yeah, I'm probably going to go for the Summer Creek card. I have a base one right now but want to get it to level 4.

!

Franky I'm sick of how every career sucks off Silence Suzuka.

>>717308193
don't call me franky

>>717308193
but what if he lived though

Soon

>>717307963
I think she's the biggest character out right now behind Super Creek. But Dota and Marvelous will surpass her later.
>>717308024
>Rice Shower sets her sights on beating Burbon
Uhh...you just beat her in the last race.

>>717308325
my FUARKING goddess

>>717293730
just left my club, I hope there's room tomorrow

>>717308193
Are you playing Special Week or using a Special Week card? Not sure how you could say "every career" otherwise.

>>717294064
If the club was made this month then no, you won't.

So, are we gonna have an event or something where I can get the other half?

>>717287657
She's inviting you to watch some flowers anon

>>717308325
thank you gold shi sama

>>717308824
She wants me to watch her pee behind the school?

the REAL special week would HATE that CHESTNUT BITCH Suzuka anyway

>>717308992
>seething this hard out of nowhere
Maybe you'll beat her next time, lil bro

>>717308597
You'll get them drip fed to you through daily shops and you'll like it

>>717308597
Later on old legend races become a daily feature, you can choose to race against 1 Uma per day and if you win, you get 1 star piece.
This means that you can get most Umas in 150 days, but a lot is shaved off if you already got star pieces (from the first round of Legend Races, shops, daily sales, etc)

>>717299915
the meta is reaching level 6 for the carats and then getting demoted back to level 5. Level 6 is whale territory.

This game need more NTR

shoot gachaniggers in the head

>>717287717
>At first UmX was used to promote the races girls were participating in
>Eventually human females start infiltrating the website and begin to shitpost and gossip in the race comments
>The umas begin to block comments
>But females keep creating more alts
>Eventually there are profiles dedicated to compiling uma meltdowns on UmX
>It deevolves into umas creating alts of their own and spreading gossip and misinformation
>Both sides create sock puppets accounts of random guys and trainers to agree on their comments
>Nobody gets anything done to stop them, because its funny and a good containment zone

stop gambling your money away on pretty pixels

>>717309153
Wish some other gachas would impliment this kind of feature. Uma is actually a game I can foresee being able to get most characters off banner by rolling for others. It's the cards that will be a bitch to get up to level 4 or 5. But some other gacha games, the characters are nearly impossible to get off banner.

>>717307068
>see-through cleavage
exquisite

>>717309263
No.

I SURE WISH I HAD GOOD CARDS INSTEAD OF
TWIN TURBO

>>717309351
Gachas are good at exploiting the hope you have an opportunity at getting everything you want, they're like loan agents but at least they don't give you high mortgage rates.
The support card pool is relatively small right now, so realistically speaking its better if you MLB SRs instead of aiming for the very rare ones

>>717309576
>implying that Twin turbo isn't good

>>717309651
You know, if the artist sticks to this style and does better shading decisions, they could actually do a very good job making moe stuff

>>717309576
It's good for front runners, also fuck you, Turbo is a good girl

>>717309716
>Luck determines whether the whole chain ends immediately or not
SHIT

What kind of personality did the real Mayano Top Gun had to end up like the uma?

>>717309929
SEX!

>>717309982
shes not for sex

>>717309930
half of it is because the horse was also childish but really strong and the other half was because the jockey was REDACTED

>>717310016
wrong

>>717309982
NOT SO LOUD SHE CAN HEAR YOU

Sweating together with Mattie

>>717297885
she is though

Mambo

>Tachyon, Nice Nature and King Halo stories are the best so far
>Bakushin, Haru and Matikanefukukitaru are actually pretty cute and fun and not annoying like I thought they'd be
I actually like how they're working so hard on making the 1 star characters likable. Instead of just the ones meant to get your money.

>>717309803
it'll take more than that, but it's good that he's trying

>>717300071
Americans are always blonde in anime

>Taishin looks permanently pissed but is actually just a massive tsundere with more tsun than dere
I feel like there was some anon that wanted a tsundere horse in here a few days ago

what kind of bullshit law is that?

>>717310326
>Matikanefukukitaru
Pretty shit career if I'm being honest. More likable when she shows up in other careers or the anime

>>717310439
I think they also show up as redheads
Anyway i think Secretariat was nicknamed Big Red

>>717304290
when does this paizuri machine come to global?

>>717310458
they have uma lanes instead of bike lanes

>>717310458
it makes sense though? they're literally horses and speed limits are common across the world
you wouldn't want to be just walking down the street and crash into a horsegirl going at 100mph

>>717310326
I feel like the 1* careers are just more emotional
the 3* feel like half the time you're just expected to win and that's it

>>717310458
>tfw race horses can cruise at 60km/h and sprint at 70+
kowai

>>717310458
>human sized object dashing at 60km/h with no way to stop on a dime
makes sense

>>717310607
>the 3* feel like you're just expected to win
Taishin literally has a "Get fucked" event though?

Bros, did I brick my Bakushin? The sparks are trash, don't ask.

>>717310557
>>717310458
>>717310608
this is actually backed up in the anime too

>>717307492
Fuck you I can't unsee it now

>>717310704
no recovery skill might be bad news baku

>>717310704
That stamina is too low and no recovery skills.

I like her voice

Don't forget to go on recreation breaks with your uma

>>717310854
>>717310876
Fuck...back to grind

>>717311080
You are getting meme'd, you don't need recovery for Sprints

>>717296324
>10/10 design
>wasted
This one really stings

>train a STUD Air Groove for Sprints
>immediately go from retention to promotion
hell yeah

>>717311117
*debuffs ur uma* heh, see ya at the finish line, kid

>>717311117
it's important to spread misinformation so that you can lower the potential of competing players. Kinda like how everybody tells you that you need a lot of Wit, but really you can get by with just 200!

>>717310704
You need 500 stamina minimum, and you should aim for 900-1k power

>>717310721
it seems dangerous having this literally next to the car lanes without some kind of barrier

>>717311382
drivers hate umas the same way americans hate cyclists

TOTAL UMA FLATTENING

>>717311040
I won't lie, I read that as erection breaks. I really do need a break.

>>717296418
Cygames heavily pushed yuri until king kamehameha didn't have any personality. The owner got pissed by that.

>>717310704
This is perfectly fine. I won the URA finale with her with way less stats.

>>717311631
>Super Creek doesn't give you Swinging Maestro
>kicks your ass in some random career race
>gives it to you after
She really is evil.

I can't stop listening to this fucking song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDbvHrmYfh8

>>717311631
>he's a witlet

>>717309534
Yes.

I guess they just didn't pay for MTG's VA to appear...

>>717311830
Umaru lives on forever.
>TRAINER-CHAN, GIVE ME CHIPSU AND CORA

>>717311516
Meanwhile, Agnes Digital's owners gave Cygames permission to turn their 6 G1 winning horse into an Uma that cums from shipping other Umas with each other.

How do I get 400k for retention? I need some help

>>717311843
Pumping WIT won't help me get the game to actually give me all 3 Creek events instead of some random fucking Ikuno event or something

>>717312024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfaqxNyujjk

My youtube feed is absolutely fucking wrecked with japanese horse videos due to me making golshi and haru webm for these threads.

>>717312024
this past week retention creeped up to 535k+ on Sunday
good luck

>got hot spring ticket with super creek
Do I have to with URA or just all goals?

>>717312024
>Wanting to stay on Class 6
That's where the real Team Trials begins, you need to be galaxy brain or a whale.

oh, nice nature is dead

>>717312205
would you consider it to be a blessing or a curse

>>717312024
put horses with higher ranks, give them better skills, if you're losing too much its probably a stamina issue

>>717312330
it atleast pushed out all the "women bad" clips I got spammed with for watching 1 video about current dating troubles

>>717311923
Uhhhh.... Is that supposed to be Uma Ganacci?

>>717312282
you have to win URA finals, anon

don't choke

>>717308325
FUCK I SPENT STATUES GETTING HER TO 3 STAR

>>717312480
lmaoing @ your life right now

>>717312458
I can already predict I'm choking on tenno or arima
Speed and Stam are still under 500

>>717312480
TRICKED

>>717312324
he died like 2 years ago peacefully. there were grass donations going to his retirement farm like with haru before he passed

>>717312480
you'd just watch everyone else pull SSRs while you got Smug 1star Gold Ships mocking you

>>717312162
I win a lot on medium and longs since my best girls are there. Miles, sprint and dirt are the problem since I don't have any 3 stars and my mile 3 star is Suzuka and she jobs a lot

>>717308193
I want to suck on Suzuka's mosquito bites

>don't really enjoy gachashit
>bunch of bloomer shots and artworks featuring them in this one

I'm conflicted

>vodka has the same amount of g1 wins as Rudolf
why is she a joke character?

>>717312480
now you can aim for 4 star!

i want to have sex with haru and i don't care if the yakuza knows it

>>717312646
How? Mile Suzuka is is the easiest to build since you don't need as much stamina as medium.

>>717312921
>fucking the uma equivalent of this
ewww, please get some standards

>>717313026
She is easy to build, she jobs a lot

would you join their table?

>>717312910
>why is she a joke character?
She's not? At least not in the game. Dunno about supplementary products.

>>717312910
why is she gripping scarlet's torso like a burger

Why would a honse sneed a sword?

>>717313169
Why would a honse need a gun?

LETS GO MOMMY HOT SPRING TIME

>>717313169
THE REPEL AND EVISCERATE THE MOORS

>>717310968
I did NOT expect her to sound like that.
https://youtu.be/Pt3E9kUXWR4?t=47

>>717313035
boy

>>717313035
hot

>>717313169
Is this Saber

>>717313362
gratz

time for goo goo babies

>>717313169
Heroes wield swords
Bandits, VILLAINS wield knives

>>717313035
>the next Arima will have the stands be full of femboys dressed like this alongside oji-sans with a boxscore tracking times

how is every /v/ club doing in the rankings?

>>717313564
Trve Trve

>>717313169
cute dog

>>717312162
>9:45
I didn't knew about this strat of buying a skill so now you can only receive a hint for a different skill, this means that people that only buy skills at the end of the career run aren't being very optimal (at least if they want to have as many skills as possible).

They made a good choice with setting up rival pairings for each season

man, I love low-effort edit shitposting

>>717313169
Why would a tea guzzler need a tank? Also, why doesn't GnP have a gacha?

air groove just has a really flaccid last spurt, huh
i've been trying to train her all day and she can't get the triple tiara because she runs out of gas right at the end

>>717313743
>why doesn't GnP have a gacha
it's called world of tanks

>>717287060 (OP)
I wish we named all pets like umas.

>>717313743
https://worldoftanks.com/en/girls-und-panzer-2024/

>>717313908
nothing's stopping you from naming your cat air jihad

SOUL. I've seen this kind of art of pixiv

>>717308325
Hoping and praying for some eishin flash or sweep tosho SRs because the state of my SR speed cards is embarrasing
But thats the price of MLB kitasan i guess

>>717302817
>Swanging Maestro 2:'Mo Maestro mo' problems

>>717313974
>tfw not a single sweep copy to my name

>>717301380
I don't get how Fine Motion is rated so ridiculously high for what amounts to practice perfect sometimes and okayish wit boost

>>717313908
Show dogs also have names a bit like racing horses. I think animals raised for competitive things just get weird/cool names like that because it helps stick out more than naming them something like Fido or Davis.

>watch that Uma lore video guy

well, time to go fucking cry

>>717313951
>kita and dia with those two weebs from the anime
KINO

>>717301380
wait Urara card is actually good, wtf why?

>>717299201
>>717303058
Heel on the track, squeal in the sack.

>>717314123
they have to use unique names because you can't reuse names until after like 20 years or something

>>717311495
Who's the Uma equivalent of Gary Peacock?

>>717301465
even though my Kitasan pulls went horribly I ended up with a 4LMB Twin Turbo that I figure others will use situationally esp if they have their own Kita maxed

Will it be worth it to throw a few 10 pulls at the creek card just to get 1 copy

>>717287717
hopefully not trainer NTR

>>717314342
yeah, then you won't have to borrow her anymore
it's a huge gamble though, don't get carried away if you don't get her in a few 10-pulls

>promoted to class 6
>immediately goes into demotion zone
well at least I got my first time reward

>>717314148
You'll be able to save Rice Shower this time

mmm, what's wrong with her...?

>>717314504
Where's the cutoff point for demotion now?

>>717314456
just pick her up on the anni with the selector, better to save your pulls for your favorite uma

>>717314601
446k

>>717314162
It's not good right now but when the Guts rework kicks in, it's just a fat stat stick (high friendship bonus + training effectiveness). Also all of her events are just free energy/mood ups ontop of that. The no skills thing is also a benefit since it means her hints just pump up stats further.

>>717314504
Unless you're one of the biggest luckchads and sweaty tryhards currently in global or you're a whale I don't think you can stay on class 6 anyway

give me umas that would be too shy to reject me if I hit them up on the beach

>>717314528
There's no saving that moody girl. I will give her a peaceful life as a support and mob of tracen where she won't be hated by the entire crowd or being pushed beyond her limits on the track.

>>717314795
winning ticket
matikane tannhauser
meisho doto

>>717314752
High considering how much it's going to go up next weekend when people get desperate.

what uma have the biggest ass in the spica team?

debuffs stack PER TRIGGER?!

>>717314902
>meisho doto
beach to hotel in under 10 minutes

>>717314767
Kitasan black MLB has 100 special priority? What does that even mean?

>>717315123
twice as likely to stay on its specialty (speed)

goldship week event when? I need more carats

getting cucked in Hopeful Stakes is the worst

>curren chan schtick is that she wants to be cute
>the cutest there is
>that's it
isn't that kind of boring or am i missing something?

>>717295930
>>717296324
Reminder that Buena Vista, Deep Impact, King Kamehameha, and Orfevre got scrapped before the game's official release even though their original character designs were revealed

>>717315671
I thought her sthick was being horny for trainer-san
>but that's mayano's sthic-
no her sthick is being a silly kid that thinks going on dates with you makes her mature, curren probably gives her trainer sloppy toppy every day after her runs

>>717315579
HOPELESS STAKES

>>717315671
she's an umafans whore

>>717315786
blame the lazy fuckers who just made a yuri-bating CGDCT brain damaged 3/10 anime and turned off their owners so badly they wanted nothing to do with such talentless hacks

>>717315786
>Deep Impact is literally just Forte

>>717315786
Oldfervre
SOVL

https://youtu.be/hRo52zw4idU?list=PLT1gpWGfJZWz-Buq0vR2-lF1fsBT4Mgqx

>that moment where they're floating off the stage

>>717315786
Wait Deep Impact was gonna be added? I thought they weren't considering it because of the doping thing.

>>717315853
you seem mad

>>717315671
when she was little she made people happy with her cuteness, so her dream is to spread her cuteness as much as possible to make everyone happy. also when she was little you helped her find her parents and didn't laugh at her dream, so she became obsessed with you and won't let you go once you reunited at tracen.

>>717311382
it's japan so everyone is safe and courteous on the roads. wouldn't work in murrica or other low trust shitholes.

when can I pull for super freak?
I have 5k carrats and I need to PUULLLL

>>717313107
in the anime daiwa and scarlet are basically just a comic relief duo who fight all the time

>>717316196
next banner in a week or two

>>717316058
The USA does have crosswalks and bike lanes like this though. And yes, it's stupid. The bikers take advantage of it and run into cars, then file lawsuits claiming the car hit them. The bikers always win in the big cities.

>>717315936
I AM
WE COULD'VE HAD A BROWN OJOU-SAMA WHO WOULD EAT MUSUBI AND SURF

INSTEAD THESE LAZY TROONS WANTED TO INDULGE THEIR GENDER BENT LESBIAN KISSING FANTASIES

>>717315068
negro coded

>>717316432
That's not Michelle.

>>717315068
I assume that you just want all of us to praise Daiwa Scarlet

>>717316304
then you have china where if a driver hits a pedestrian they make sure to back over him because a wrongful death cost less then if he lives and is injured and you have to pay medical care

>>717316304
Yes America is a shithole, I just said that.

I didn't know that winning Takarazuka Kinen both years with Golshi was a secret event

>>717315068
Probably Goldshi, simply because she's the biggest. But proportionally, Daiwa Scarlet. Who's also ridiculously big. This series and Suikoden have awakened my interest in giant girls.

>>717316823
Is there a list of secret events from races for each Uma?

>>717316923
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters

Check gametora (click the top-right cog and select Global), then scroll down to secret events. They give bonuses.

>>717316823
I don't think its worth it.
>have to do 2 medium races (when you want your URA finals to be long races for the extra fans)
>the benefit is literally +3 to all stats, which is garbage.
>or get Charming status in senior year (lol)
Just do 2 G2 Long Races instead so you trigger the Long URA finals

Playing El Condor Pasa's career right now. And all I can think of is this. Especially when people keep screaming "El!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkH_snvRDeA

>>717317181
?? I can't find anything you just said, thee is no secret events button anywhere

>>717317474
Click a character first.