SOOOOOOOOOOON™

Gurubashi - 1x PvP Soon™

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).

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>>533717939

First for pochie

a wipe is inevitable

This one

>>533748331
SEXOOOOO

Wipe when?

Poshie today?

kek this thread failed harder than epoch

>>533751552
most likely ___

Pochie sunday?

>>533750786 (OP)
So what is going to happen after the 24h?

>>533751552
Someone make a human female (male) priest name Gigi, please. I'll level up a spiky haired gnome warrior named Bejita.

>>533751941
i dont think they know either. they only ever project up to 48 hours into the future

>>533751941
It's simple: We play on Pochie.

>>533751941
what's the point of playing if they are going to wipe the game thoughever

>>533752473
The fresh tho....

>>533751941
Update about major milestones being hit and great vibes.

Tracker that works?

>We have discussed three options internally and we'll present those once the server has been tested and we know we're ready to continue with launch.

Since when is a launch a continuous process with 95% downtime and tests in between? You don't "continue with launch" the game is either out or it's not and it's not. Why can this retard not just admit the launch failed?

>coffee: brewed
>bowels: emptied
>server trackers: activated
>partitions: implemented
>tunnel: lit
>tests: incoming
I am ready

>>533753124
what about the vibes?

>>533752873
https://epoch-status.info/

kaytatos larping as coder now

>>533753275
>vibes: exceedingly good
>6 textual quest errors: fixed
>one week: well spent

>Happening Status
-Not Happening
-Maybe Happening
-Happening Expected <-------
-About To Happen
-IT'S HAPPENING!!!

>>533753521
What the hell is he doing? He needs at least 3 day nap after that commit

Anyone got timers on Kaytotes' alarm clock? Surely he's awake and cranking by now.

>>533753521
>ulmetrs-sama please let me send one commit, my subjects are getting restless
*ulmetrs sighs and copypastes his work to kaytotes*

>>533754421
he usually goes to sleep around this time

>>533753521
He's merged with Ulmetrs, they are one now

Damn, Bronzebeard looks like THAT? AWOOOOOOOOOOGA

>>533751449
>wipe
We wash the whole ass with soap and water.
You WILL pick up right where you left off. You WILL pretend like nothing ever happened.

if they wipe my level 15, i will never play epoch again. total waste of time... this is worst than gummy not letting me play my peggle addon!!!
R333333333

Calling it now.
>corpsecamping is meanie behaviour and will result in a ban
>ganking livestreamers is intentional meanie streamsniping and results in a ban
>ganking people near instances is meanie behaviour and results in a ban

>>533755678
Why are bbc guzzlers like this?

My champion...


https://files.catbox.moe/yifpu1.mp4

>>533757934
Fuck off with this jewish cuck nigger shit

pwoooh

Why should I bother logging in for tests and partial up time when everyone is going to vote for the servers to be restarted?

>>533760517
be a good beta tester

>>533760517
Maybe they wont?

>>533756218
Nah. fresh or keep it closed.

dead server dead general

>>533769524
we are here, sis
>>533750612

they're using this downtime to add playable gobs

>>533769524
dont worry kneega other general will soon hit bump limit and people will come here

>>533757934
Continue with this jewish cuck nigger shit

poochie trainees and zissies

I am attracted to women.
hunter btw

legion+, home...

GVRVFASHY

>>533750786 (OP)
i wish i looked like this

Someone please post more Epoch tierlists from the 10 minutes of gameplay you had, I need more slop shoved down my throat

LOG IN LAB RATS

UNCLE K NEEDS HIS TASTY DATA NOM NOM NOM NOM

>let people pick any racial
>dont attempt to balance the retarded tbc racials though
>everyone will just pick undead or orc
>to top it all off give the best paladin seal to undead too

uhh what did they mean by this?

>>533776081
Liar liar pants on fire

>>533776058
You're welcome.

I WANNA PLAAAYYYY

>>533776223
i kneel to the new meta

Honestly you people can laugh at troondle all you want, but atleast they can deliver a properly playable server unlike the niggers at pochie. Eat my cock sissies
Troondle-1
Eflop-0

>near future
>good vibes
>server may come up and down at random intervals over the next 24 hours.

fuck this server

>>533776058
SSS+ -Warlocks with good pet names
SSS -Hunters with good pet names
NEVER USED -all the other shitters

>>533776223
I wouldn't be able to make a tier list this bad even if I tried. Quite impressive.

>>533754807
why did he do it bros

>>533776223
>sub in s
lmao

I'm booooooored

when will the server come up?

>>533776540
when the vibes exceed exceedingly good

Whenever I play World of Warcraft I never buff before fighting a boss. I treat buffing like its MY second phase and I'm the boss fight. So when I'm half HP, I'll go buff mode and play more aggressive. It's especially cool when you're against an elite which activates an ability/buff at the same time as you. I'll even mutter things to myself like "impressive, but can you face this ash alighted?" or "Hmmph enough playing, let's finish this"

>>533776486
Sub rogues in bg's are the actual devil.
I'm moving them up to A for Asshole tier in my list.
I fucking hate them, they can open on you 3 times and if that's not enough they can just fuck off 4 times because fuck you.
Fucking aids spec

>>533776516
same sis

Soon

>>533776652
i'm raping you in front of your father and then kicking you from the group

So who's the sloppa artist for these?

>>533776652
HOLY BASED MAIN CHARACTER JOHN WARCRAFT

>>533776652
if you didn't mutter to yourself like some autist this would be gigachad mode

>>533776516
Do something else. This server isn't coming any time soon if ever.

>>533776652
thanks DnDGPT

>>533776652
Based

Has the server come up yet?

Whenever I play World of Warcraft I never hit Bestial Wrath when fighting a player, I treat my BW button like it's MY second phase and I'm the boss fight. So when I'm at 95% HP I'll go full tard mode and roll my face on the keyboard, it's especially cool when you're against an elite clothie with a burst window, I'll even mutter things like "HUUMMMNNNGNGNGN" or "PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPGETPREGNANTGETPREGNANT"

>>533776962
Its been on and off for hours? You havent been spam queuing?

>>533777021
armpit needs more definition

>>533776962
Kaytotes hasn't reached OW2 Gold rank with his Kiriko yet :(

>>533777021
this pit looks like it molests shotas

>>533776762
some dude that made a model/lora and works on every type of game characters
You need like 12gb VRam atleast to make a picture fast(like in less than 1 minute)

>>533776962
no lmao

>>533777048
b-but muh trackers....

>>533776859
i like the maid more than this hag cat

>>533776962
nope. totally ded

>>533777148
>Last 12 hours - 0% uptime
>Last 12 hours - 0% uptime
>Last 12 hours - 0% uptime

I invented the meme that Kaytotes is a German Autist maining Dwarf Warrior and I giggle like a retard every time I see someone still mentioning it lol

>>533777136
I just wanted ot see if there's more thick whitemane

>>533777048
>>533777148

The Epoch katas. Through analysis of thousands of server status checks, the Pochie has determined that the geometric distribution of server tests in any give day is a statistically predictable element. The Epoch kata treats the data as a total weapon, each server position representing a maximum data zone, inflicting maximum analysis on the maximum number of connections while keeping the server clear of the statistically probable trajectories of bugs and crashes. By the rote mastery of this art, your testing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the Epoch katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.

Gonna edge my small human dicklet to Whitemane and Jaina orc porn until the servers are back

>>533777306
It's Jaina and the horses for me
Orclets could never

Whitemane is literally bis in hotness, it's not even a fair comparison to other human girls. Maybe it's because she's supposed to be "pure" that makes it so hot, idk

>>533777386
I prefer Jaina and eredar fel-soaked horsecocks that corrupt her into Dreadlord Jaina

god i wish an orc would just dominate my bussy every single day until my brain turned into mush my little human clitty is leaking in my cage rn

So will another server remove Outland from TBC and actually make a good server?

>>533777481
Nah I like the one where she's infront of a crowd and the horse is on her, now THAT'S warcraft

UHM.. EXCUSE ME??? I WANNA TALK TO THE MANAGER!?!???

@FBI
@CIA
@NSA
@US_COAST_GUARD
@BLIZZARD_US
@MICROSOFT
@BILLGATES

FUCKING
DO SOMETHING!?!??!??????????? 6!!??7)5:5@42¦;^]¿[¦`

>>533777021
The age of 30 is in demand

>>533776652
this is even more cringe than the people that announce their bursts in chat with something like "die one thousand deaths!" or :Shirvallah fill me with your rage!"

Even if the server does manage to launch and make it off the ground, I'm going to be forever hesitant to anything the developers do. Are the custom dungeons going to crash the server? Are the custom quests going to crash the server? I fully expect my character to fall through the ground in Glittermurk Mines.

>>533777537
Same, but unironically

>>533777269

>>533777608
>>>>I JUST INTERRUPTED: FROST BOLT! <<<<<
>>>>I JUST INTERRUPTED: USELESS ABILITY WHICH DOES 2 DAMAGE!<<<<

Someone please sloppa thicc Whitemane smirking while doing the small dick gesture

>>533777608
>Playing with Xxscionxx
>He pops wings
>"YOU BROUGHT VENGEANCE UPON YOURSELF"
HOOOOOOLY KINOTOGRAPHY

>>533777635
they spent all their time scripting the server instead of paying attention to the outdated core.

>>533777537
https://files.catbox.moe/7wp5qd.jpg

Play
The
War
Within

>>533777635
>Are the custom dungeons going to crash the server? Are the custom quests going to crash the server?
No? The only thing crashing the servers were memory leaks from TrinityCore, which is only half their fault.

>>533777907
i feel like i've missed the whole expansion. i'll just wait for midnight.

>>533777907
I did and it was boring, anti-social, timegated and formulaic

I liked the Cunnymane sloppa

>>533777924
the last crash was because of custom content they said

Kaytoes
making breakfast

>>533776652
Based king, probably the only person in thread actually having fun

>>533777854
Hot, can you do some with Whitemane. She's such a perfect match for an orc husbnad

<Cute and Funny> on guru pochie wen

>>533777907
>the saar within
and no, there is barely even any porn of her.
she is barefoot and there is no porn.

>>533778003
I get my opinions from /r/Asmongold also

>>533777907
Retail wow is a nightmare.
It's tragically unfun, the community is actually worse than pservers, the gameplay is aids and the world barring the newest expansion has zero reason to exist.

>>533778003
that's just all of wow...

>>533778121
Great minds think alike

Last update said they would be testing for next 24 hours beofre anything else happens. What ya'll hanging around for anyhoo, justa bunch a queers and transvestites in here

>>533778078
the AI can't generate her since she's not that popular

>>533778018
>The crash that occurred at the end was our first real crash caused by custom content. We were genuinely so happy to see a real content crash because that's easy, that's something we can fix in a matter of minutes at the most.

>>533778217
Shitposting about the server is more fun than actually playing a lazily made 1x funserver

>>533778289
>lazily made
and somehow it's still the "best" one

>>533777907
i've played ascension already

>>533778289
This isn't a Turtlewow general troon
Begone

Prediction
They will test stuff the next 2-3 days then announce "re-lauch" (no reset) next saturday at the same time as original launch

>>533778068
>Gurubashi
ick

>meanwhile other classic+ servers

>>533778347
>play a server for 20 minutes
>jerk off over how it's perfect with amazing scripting
This is like a flashback from the first Gummy TBC

>>533778527

>>533778605
woah is this midnight?

>>533777608
I do this...

>>533778543
you laugh but gummy has a monopoly on TBC

Yes I will be your tank this dungeon
Yes I will stop the party every 3 minutes to roleplay
Yes I will roleplay during bossfights, going "WWRRAAAGGHH THIS GUY JUST SLASHED MY WRIST, GET EM BOYS!!!!!" while popping Bloodrage and Beserker Rage

>>533778661
because he's the only one who wants to play it.

>>533778605
Am i the only that legit thinks the U5 update looks beyond horrible? Apart from some cool night elven and duskwood pics i haven't been bought on this shit one bit...

>>533777579
wasteland forums
yet i can't call out the idiocy of DEI on there

>>533778661
Stormforge has actual population

>>533778815
probably not, but i don't mind it looks.
night time should be much more atmospheric.
but it's turtle...fuck that

>>533778815
are you kidding it looks better than retail?

>>533778661
and then he wakes up

>>533778121
Jeffrey Epstein worked for Blizzard?

>>533778815
>default everything
no shit nigger

>>533778765
I once roleplayed as a belf with a itchy pussy.
I got whispered constantly for about a hour straight stood ontop of the org bank.
Made 300 gold

>>533778958
Bobby Kotick was on the list so pretty much

>>533778605
what will be the chuddy cope once they fix the lighting ?

>>533778815
you can just switch back to vanilla graphics in the settings

>>533779037
Ahahahaha

Why yes, I am rolling an Undead Paladin. How about you anon?

>>533778605
russians are so fucking cringe

>>533779083
Chuds won't be able to run it because they still use 1060s and their parents don't want to give them money to upgrade their computers

>>533779037
AHAHAHAHAHH I GET IT

>>533778972
HEY! dont call him that ><

>>533779037

>>533779103
>spend years working on something majority of the playerbase will discard 5 minutes after trying

>>533779037
damn hooligan...

>>533779083
>UE5
>fix the lighting

im not even mad about failed start but these morons could at least do better updates than ''everything is okay hehe there is a light in the tunnel vibes are good'' they need a spokesperson without mental phimosis

I couldn't make launch day so I decided to wait a week after the initial leveling wave leaves the first few zones, how have the servers been and what's the pop like?

I just don't like warriors.

>>533779429
0 population. it's doa

>oblivion remaster is a laggy piece of shit
so why did the turdle devs pick this engine

>>533778605
NINTENDO
HIRE
THIS
RETARD

>>533779548
:(

>>533779548
rape isnt funny

>>533779548
>Pape
I don't get it

>>533779514
They're doing Fallout 3 like that as well.

>>533779514
It's only laggy if you have a 3d world computer

>>533779548
Pape

>>533779630
>rape isnt funny
It's kinda funny

get on my level

When are they porting Epoch over to Unity Engine?

>>533779725
*rapes you*
still funny?

>>533775208
I'm gonna go into ret first taking less mana on seals, imp judgement, pursuit of justice, SoC and improved ret aura.

Rape is hot

>>533779868
y-yes it's even funnier now..

>>533779868
Yes

>>533779661
>tfw 2d local machine
heh, nothing personel payfags

How do I attract a troon gf on Pochie? I wanna get plapped

>>533779854
True to his name

>>533779962
play an orc tank on kezan

>>533779962
male human paladin

>>533779962
play a dwarf prot pala on gurubashi
look for femgnome priests

On a scale of 1-10, how over is it for poochie?

>>533780053
What a cunt

>>533780157
0
WE PLAY TODAY

>>533780245
>infuse

It's over, pockniggers

>>533780245
Why do you keep posting the same female gnome over and over again in these threads you pedo fuck

Saar the UE5 update very amazing pls add more AI asset

>>533780157
about a 7, even if they fix the server it doesnt bode well for future content given that they had years to make a workable server and failed. lots of people are huffing copium but really all they have right now is empty promises

For the first time then entire week, I actually have faith in Pochie
WE'RE
SO
BACK

>>533780361
it was an anon's gnome and another anon drawfagged for him, newfag

>>533780361
big breasts, wide hips.
what part makes it pedo?

I don't even want a troon to plap, I'd just like having a friend I can send memes too now and them and fish with.
Maybe play some fighting games with from time to time or old games using that thing where you link pc's, can't remember it's name

come home, white man

>>533780361
>pedo
if it was a xivvie lalafell yeah. wow gnomes look like little old people especially the males

i love FISHING

Turtle while waiting
>janky content
>500 people in the same quest area
>boring class changes
>backported mounts

Vanillaplus
>increased xp gain
>weird class changes
>tweaked content
>Harder mobs

Come to the real epoch waiting server

>>533780798
we;re playing mop

>>533780053

>>533780779
I too enjoy fishing.

>>533780779
The fuck buys stonescale eels? The only thing you can make from that is the oil and only use for that is worse prot potion

>>533780840
"We"

>>533780779
the virgin eel vendor vs the chad oil flipper

>Ultmers is awake

HABBENING

>>533763639
Fresh junkies not welcome

>>533780779
I fish botted these in vanilla wow and sold them to my guild

It's not going to happen today either you know

>>533781179
Don't get the Brazilians and Indians mad like that, they need something to hope for in life

>>533781062
>It's real
BROS WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT

>>533780798
>boring class changes
How can you say this while waiting to play Vanilla: TBC Edition ft. Bladestorm? Turtle classes are far more soulful than V+, which is dead lmao

WHAT THE FUCK IM IN
IM IN
IM IN
IM IN

>tree of life: 25% increased healing from your spirit
>15% spirit from living spirit talent
>10% spirit from human racial

IM FUCKING HEEEEEAALING!

>its not going to happen
>its not going to happen
>its not going to happen
>IT HAPPENS
>why can't I get account
>why can't I get account

Do epoch devs sleep or they work 24/7 on fixing the game?

>>533781338
and i'm treeeeeeeee
treeee heaaaalin'

>>533781373
They sleep 24/7

>>533781338
You can't take Human racial as Druid, it's just Tauren or Nelf.

>>533781283
turtle has pretty much given up on endgame and just want you to level 1-60 over and over

>>533781373
One guy works on the server so whenever he's sleep nothing gets done

>>533781373
>devs
>s

There is only ulmetrs. The rest are vibecoders than don't know how to commit a push.

>>533781470
that's the only good part of vanilla anyway

>>533781446
>he doesn't know
NOBODY TELL HIM

>>533781446
are you sure that's how it works? i was under the impression you could change to any racials.

>>533781446
wait what
what's racials are class locked?

>>533781549
turtle devs spending donation money to fix the only thing that was worth playing instead of trying to improve the thing that didn't
Nice going

>>533780930
>and only use for that is worse prot potion
based retard

>>533781649
>>533781673
This is outdated, racial swap is now restricted to races which can actually play your class

>>533781338
oh wow that will be in total like +50 healing power
such luxury!

>>533781673

>>533781743
I think it's limited to priests and paladins, if you pick a race that can't be priest or paladin you don't get the racial spells

Ok guys I'm going to masturbate now see you later

>>533781797
yeah i saw the commit
you also cant equip any gear in tree form anymore as trees cant wear clothes

even this loser got his life on track. why can't you?

>>533781797
NOOOOOOOOO MY TAUREN WARSTOM NELF ROGUR!!!!1!!

SAARS WHY DO THESE NO-SHOE DEVS HATE US ALLIANCE TROONS SO=!?!?!?!==!

>>533782115
extra levels of cope

would orc racials be the best pve racials for rogue now? axe spec + bloodfury kinda hard to beat. shame the server wont be about for another year

>>533781780
And what exactly is Epoch doing? Pretending like it's actually playable, we don't get a new raid for at least six, but most likely 8-12 months. There is no additional side content at 60. There is no sidegrade content or evergreen content like what Classic+ is for (much like OSRS). At least Ascension has M+, which while I hate the concept, is at least something to do at 60 that isn't raidlogging.

>>533782115
post the pics from the mental ward

>>533782331
>blood fury
lmao, bait so bad it circled around to being funni again. well done.

do you think we'll be able to play some pocky today?

>>533781931
Turtletrannies will do anything but play on their server

>>533782389
epoch still has the potential to show something
The beta content was better than turtle's jank
We already know turtle devs are unable to make good changes

Is it over if the servers are not up by the end of the day?

even he is making fun of us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52gneza37Mc

>>533782331
I will not call you retard for not being in the know since ross deleted the entire conversation but the new meta for rogues is troll frensy for attackspeed because now you can activate it at 50% and get max 30% attackspeed.
attack + extra attack > attack that does 3% more damage

>>533782553
>There could be turtletrannies here.
>With a warhorse you can go anywhere you want.

>>533782672
>us
just you

>>533782672

>>533782115
who is this man?
why was he a loser?

>>533782672
just get contacts man... so many chudjaks could be saved

>>533782672
>ACK-man
advertising or begging, call it.

>>533782672
bro it's over

>>533757934
holy shit I love whitemane now

>>533778958
still does

>>533778912
here's your (You)

>>533783259
lmao true

>>533783259
Gurusharts.....

Humans? Ew. Orcs? Get real. Only Tauren studs can satisfy my aching nelf pussy!~

>>533783261
thank you

>>533782925
what is this... 1998?

are the servers coming up.....?

>>533782703
>I hate niggers, he thought.

>>533782553
Why aren't you playing Epoch right now if it's so good?

>>533776417
That's by far the most objective tier list, it's just weird to have skipped every talent tree between G-R and T-Z..

>>533783621
yeah man

>>533783621
i sure hope so i wouldnt mind if they did no sir

the epochcalypse

>>533783621
does Elune shit in the woods?

Do you think blizz classic+ will be any good?

>>533783828
not a chance

>>533783828
lol

>>533783828
sure. i liked phase 1 of sod well enough and i think tww and dragonflight were good

>>533783828
hopes deleted

>>533783828
even if it had good content and roadmap, guess what?
it will be botted as usual and GMs won't do shit

10 hours since the update and not a single test

>>533783828
It'll be better than Epoch or Turtle at least, probably still not good though

>>533783828
i lost hope when the first new content they added was dailies in ashenvale

>>533777907
she can dump a warm sloppy load down my throat

>>533783828
I don't pay for games

>>533783828
better than these jewish private servers

>>533784104
post hand

>>533783828
i liked SoM

>>533783828
How blizzcucks continue to cope is just beyond me.

>>533783828
With Classic and SoD they proved that they're incapable of staying true to their word and vanilla's original design so no, they will introduce their cash shop with Exp boost and such as soon as possible.

>>533783828
LMAO
>>533784145
>"better than f2p servers oh yess daddy blizzard please fuck my ass with your pozzed BBC for 15 bucks a month"

>>533783828
lol no

can't wait to return to Blizzard's CLASSIC servers and play with malaysian boosters & bots

>>533784208
Because they can actually launch a server that's not vaporwave

>>533784242
>trade chat is all gold selling ads and boost services
yep, it's kino. admit it.

With blizzard you can at least play the game

>>533784223
$15 is nothing to me

>>533783828
current epoch (unplayable) is better than anything modern blizzard could make

>>533784323
usually trade chat is all politics. right now trade chat and lfg are talking about garrosh being in the epstein files. you're thinking of services.

>>533784443
Don't say that in a thread this brown, $15 is 3 months salary for some people here

>>533784223
>brings up black penis apropos of nothing
sorry pochie troon but everybody would switch to an official classic+ immedietly

>>533784443
>"$15 is nothing to me what are you fucking POOR that you can't afford to eat PREMIUM liquid dogshit???"
enjoy buddy

>>533783892
>i think tww and dragonflight were good

>>533784552
And everyone would leave after a month when streamers stop getting paid for shilling it

>>533784591
13 gold for 1 quest lmao

Giving blizzard money is disgusting behaviour

Just woke up, what's the latest?

>>533784591
i don't read the quest text i just accept them then finish them and never think about them again

open the servers!

>>533784725
why?

any epog anons want to fap to cute human females with me while we wait for the best server to be fixed?!!

>>533784278
it doesnt really matter what they do at this point
if you were older, giving blizzard money for anything would be unthinkable.

>>533784552
every cúckpaypiggy like you yes
we wont stop you from paying for blizz to shit down your throat with retconned npcs and a more diverse and inclusive LGBT variants

>>533750786 (OP)
>pic
imagine putting up AI slop behind a patreon paywall and putting your watermark on it LMAO

>>533784745
The current state of the updates is to be updated at a later date to provide an update on the status of the update.

>>533783828
no the way they fucked up with SoD proves they don't have the capabilities to make classic+ even if they wanted to.

>>533784725
I support sexual assault thouever, the Cosby suite is one of the most based things I've ever heard of

>>533784443
it's not about the money. i would unironically rather light 45 dollars on fire every month than give blizzard 15

>>533784745
big vibes
we cooking

>>533784970
You can't afford that Paco please don't kid yourself

>>533783892
The Dragonflight "return to form" marketing somehow really took off, shit was following the same formula but more bland and gay, how is that a return to form?

>>533784817
I dont care if there are wheelchair npcs in retail or changed quests in cata because I don't play it. I would still play classic+ because it would a healthy community and the best client, pservers are full of psychotic trannies. I am happy to pay for a good time

>TWW is good
this ""cinematic"" breached /wowg/ containment and now everyone laughs at modern wow

HOLY SHIT ITS UP

>>533785135
>"my retail trannies are better than your pserver trannies!!"
kek

0-4 rogue!!!!
5-9 shadow stroker priest

Sorry to say, but this Epoop launch was a dumpster fire and all it did was vulcanize my support for Blizzard's classic +.
And this is coming from someone who hates their trannyshit.

>>533785135
you are somehow under the impression that the people who added wheelchairs and retcons to retail won't add them to classic

>>533785189
reminds me of those infamous tortanic cutscenes, but much worse

>config rename
BROS IT'S HABBENING

>he hasn't been using wow tokens since 2015
so you guys actually don't play video games and it's not just a meme?

they are almost done checking all discord messages in case somebody mentionek mpreg gaytotes or made even slight critique towards him
soon they will be able to work on the realm

>>533785189
you can't discuss modern wow anywhere without this masterpiece being brought up

>>533785385
can't farm one in the free trial.

>>533785385
p2w + a sub
cucked beyond belief

will shadow priest be good on pochie?

>>533785054
Dragonflight was "alright" as a baseline for the game going forward (purely gameplay wise, Lore was dogshit as usual and is completely irredeemable after Shadowlands anyway) , which is embarrassing for the 9th expansion of the game. Then they instantly shat themselves right after with TWW.

>>533785385
see >>533785189 and >>533785456
>>533785490
and you still have to pay for the expansion

>>533785529
The gameplay is exactly the same as Dragonflight

>>533785237
go into /wpsg/ whenever you like and look at the fine people who occupy your small communities. $15 is a good filter of 40 year old mexican troon gooners

>>533785490
you forgot
>buying an expansion for $40

>>533785331
>freelancer commit quota achieve

>absolute failure of a launch
>shitshow damage control and management of the situation by the devs
>one of the most live generals on the board AND the server is still 4k concurrent users instantly during random 20 minutes in the middle of the night
where does this hype come from?

You can buy expansions with WoW tokens, you can turn them into Battlenet bux.

>>533785705
Brown people love WoW but can't afford a sub so this is all we have

>>533785705
i wanna wawa

>>533785705
>one of the most live generals on the board
just like gacha "games", nobody is playing

>>533783828
Are there any leaks that such a thing is even coming?

>>533785705
>>absolute failure of a launch
>>shitshow damage control and management of the situation by the devs
>>one of the most live generals on the board AND the server is still 4k concurrent users instantly during random 20 minutes in the middle of the night
>where does this hype come from?

>>533785456
>guy literally called niggerkiller giving a tedtalk on racism

>>533785705
People are starving for a decent v+ project that's not turtle

>there are actual mazed retailfags here
amazing

>>533785857
I will defend the honor of the Californian LGBTQIAP+ Rape & Breast Milk Company.

>>533785776
They put out a survey
.>>533785824
His name is Trollbless now, don't deadname him.

pooch sisters i dont feel so good...

>>533785604
>wow token blocks your path
Nada personal, niño

>>533785965
one more week

People still think this shit is ever going to be playable when its been almost 9 days now, even Crashwing 1 wasn't this bad

>>533786056
it was playable when they capped population to 2k and I got in instantly.

>>533786056
trust the plan
they have the brightest minds in the world working on this

>>533785705
This general would be dead if people were actually playing the game. Happens to poeg every league launch. That's why gacha generals are so fast, because "people" are just cooming in the general instead of paying the game

what did they mean by this

>>533786242
Mistyped 2026

>>533786242
They forgot to ask ChatGPT to update the html for the site

>>533786242
They meant that their group of friends is already playing and you were not invited.

>>533785604
Somehow the sub price is keeping the spics away from the game but at the same time retoilets won't stop complaining about spics in their groups or avoiding certain servers because they are south american.

>>533785705
The premise of Epoch is just that good. The answer to Classic + is right under everyone's nose. TBC/WOTLK may be atrocious additions to the game, they still did a pretty good job in terms of class design and identity. You just have to add content to Vanilla that doesn't make what's already there irrelevant and voilà.

>>533786242
I mean, they didn't like, it was possible to play on that date, just not after

Pochie Weekend bros how are we feeling?

Update Map.cpp
DIALS: TUNED.

surely it won't be long now

>>533785189
this one is gigacringe

classic gehennas is like 50% arab. they are making a living by boosting and doing gdkps

time for the autojoin bot

>>533786635
Launch tonight

its been more than 12hours we need another poll!!!!1

Any moment now

>>533786563
it's still really funny seeing that these fucking hacks slapped a copyright on top of world of warcraft

>>533786748
If you could use the Caverns of Time to go back and postpone the release of Project Epoch, would you?

>>533786862
Can you even copyright material made by ChatGPT?

>>533786635
Very unmedicated and cute.

>>533786880
No because it'd mean that the shit we're dealing through with right now will be dealt again, just later

>>533786635
>The server may come up and go down at random intervals over the next 24 hours
Servers going online at any moment now

>>533786880
Yes.

>>533786862
epoch dials
epoch vibes
epoch war room
epoch game

>>533786965
>sam & max
excuse me???

>>533786862
kaytotes made warcraft. blizzard stole the IP

>map.cpp
>.cpp
>chinese pochie party

>it's still not up

technical issues please hold

>>533786965
I need a gf that hugs me when I play and cums when I beat a boss so bad bros...

>>533787157
>map
are the devs pedos?

>>533787343
worse, they are g*rman

>>533787171
*unzips dick* ill show you something that is up tho come here anonie

>>533787295
>g

>>533787171
s-sorry I have performance anxiety...

The good vibes level is getting exceedingly high!

Who else #spamminlogin here?

Just woke up what's the vibe status? The dials?

>>533787654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5R0lPLXitY

>>533787691
Lower than ever

>>533787691
out of battery

>>533787691
They're crankin'

is it even worth the wait, /epog/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aMY1BU69Hk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOOxegPbmPY

Ultmers.

>>533788062
>worst players you'll ever see in your life are the playtesters
Hate this meme

Pochie night!

>>533788230
It's more the people who record themselves that are retarded

>>533788062
not like there is anything better going on right now

>>533788062
>server up for more than ten minutes
Footage captured from some other private server. This is NOT Epoch.

>>533788362
>2 years ago
They've ran several betas anon. The game is completely playable if it's only 10 people online at a time

>>533788303
What is gnome doing in orgri?

>>533788062
they look cool

Undead or human male paladin?

>>533788062
>deadmines
kino
>wailing caverns
no like.

>>533788062
>>533788230
>3 betas and nobody noticed the pets don't work
And that's why you don't beta test only with yes-men and other unsorted sycophants.

>>533788062
the ret paladins dps meter takes up more space than the chat

>>533788062
Not spoiling myself on any of the content.
I WILL go into Deadmines and Wailing Caverns completely blind.
I WILL tell people to fuck off if they tell me in those dungeons what to do.
I WILL experience adventure and wonder.

>>533787654
No point, even if it goes up at this point there aren't enough people for a queue to happen

>>533788062
>animated portraits on the health bars
why do people do this?

>>533788606
pets are for sissies, real hunters go solo

>>533788062
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOOxegPbmPY

So this is the power of dedicated PvE enjoyers....

>>533788701
how else can you tell who you're targeting silly

>>533788062
damn...Holy Paladin plays like THAT?!

>>533788637
>20k in discord permanantly

>>533788606
Pets worked fine on the beta, It's 100% something to do with the server load. They basically take like 3 minnutes to fully load in and if you afk near them for that long they start working again

>>533788947
Maybe when they could read retarded shit in the general, now that it's closed doubt there anyone there ready to launch the game.

why do all the erpers play priest when paladins are the real healsluts

>>533789209
It's all about image

>>533788062
>>533788863
if only paladins had some kind of abilities that make them immune to damage

>>533789186
I mean I'm looking at it right now, theres nearly 20k online

>>533789209
confused about mail armor and having no wands

>>533789186
over the course of the last 3 days the discord gained another 2.5k people total
the queues are going to be worse than on launch. The only thing that could help at all is if they start the servers quietly and let them trickle in naturally... but i have low hopes for that

>>533787171
box?

Ok I finished the entire wc3 campaign on hard you can release the servers now.

>>533788062
>anon posts this clown show
>thread instantly grinds into halt
I'm noooooootiiiiicing

a week and still no epoch what the fuck?

>The server may come up and go down at random intervals over the next 24 hours while we collect information on our new infrastructure.
Did the server even go up at all within the past 12 hours?

Come home, white man...

>>533789990
can you stop posting this edited picture
that's not what she looks like

>>533789990
>most acclaimed expansion
How so?

>>533789862
I'm having flashbacks of TFT nelf campaign

nonny asking the important questions

>>533789990
everyone i talk to about this game tells me it's hard on fomo and seasonal slop and not fun to play. also legion remix wont readd mage tower gear.

>>533789990
that's a man

poochies will we play today??

>>533789970
Shortly after that post servers were up 3 hours, and after that for about ten minutes few times

>>533789990
still not paying for games

rdruid or protpal?

>>533789990
home? current retail is home? for white men?

>>533789990
i don't think it's worth the sub.

>>533789990
Not gonna pay a sub to play a troon infested shithole where i cant even /spit on players anymore.

should I still play a resto druid if I don't want to be an ugly tree in the raids

>>533789990
they started added sexy characters back into wow? or is she a transsexual?

face it. it aint happening

>>533785857
You are pservermazed for a server you can't play

>>533790661
she cute, tho she is a monster hiding in a corpse

>>533790643
you can get glyphs from guest that make yo9u transparent nelf instead.

>>533788701
I've seen an unit-frame add-on that displays the whole character next to the healthbar kek. Forgot what it's called. Honestly WC3 had 3D animated ones and unitframes on wow have super low resolution portraits for some reason so why not.

>epoch grinds to a crawl
>no dedicated turtle thread
>wpsg slow as ever
it seems all the tourists have actually left

>>533790825
Where do you get those glyphs? Maybe genuinly play a nelf whore if i can be transparent with boomkin or tree

>>533790720
by day 2 i realized no server could be really beat the fun i had shitposting.
i really doubt epoch has content that was worth waiting a week for let alone 5 years. when the server goes up i'll be sad becasue you cannot capture the same energy in a thread as you can when you're watching a train wreck.
epoch did entertain me just not how i expected.

is bronzebeard the actual next big thing?

>>533790917
Class guest of unknown level.

>>533790643
Contrary to popular belief, the druid talent trees make for terrible hybrids. There is absolutely nothing worth going down balance or feral as a resto healer.

>>533791007
Am i having a stroke? Am i retarded? What does "class guest" mean? Do you mean "quest"? Are you retarded??

>>533790983
Lol

>>533790825
oh you can glyph out of the tree form? sick
>>533791045
nah I'm ok with full resto, I don't like tree form visually

>>533790794
>tho she is a monster hiding in a corpse
That just makes her more attractive or it I guess.

>>533790983
>classless but without classless
no.

how hyped are we for the upcoming video?
only 1 hour left

>>533790794
Should have had a story line where she realized her mistake in trusting the priest player and instead tries to seduce the rogue player.

>>533791195
FANTASTIC!

I thought people said bronzebeard doesn't have a cash shop and it's only the other servers that do?

>>533791195
>running very fast
BASED BASED BASED YEPPEEE

>>533790885
I only play vidya on weekdays

>>533790963
I reckon there'll be moredrama to come once online. Probably a whole host of exploits, bugs and crashes just waiting to happen

>>533791385
>he listened to the shills
Asscension and Warmeme always have cashshops.

>>533791385
The Alpha has a cash shop, that red currency is RDP only used for Alpha Servers.
When Bronzebeard (or any of their fresh servers) actually launches, boosts, heirlooms, rep bonus are disabled for the first few weeks.
>>533791540
Don't forget Turtle!

>>533790794
>>533791171
same bottomfeeder faggots that worshipped sylvanas ruining wow for 3 expansions in a row
kill yourself you low t subhumans

>>533790720
the shitposting was its own reward i guess and we did get the hot fem gnome onahole a drawfag did

>>533791604
Nobody has answered me yet which of these would be the most useful to buy for playing on the new realm

>>533791604
>the first few weeks.

>>533791635
I actually didn't like how sylvanas was written at all and thought danuser was a hack. but it doesn't matter because blizzard really made me no longer give a shit about the lore a long time ago.
so if I worshiped her it was probably because she looked sexo. the last time she had good writing was cata.

>>533790983
I played it. Its meh. They do have some cool ideas but... i got many gripes

>>533791724
Better than turtle who allow all their portable retail vendors from day 1.

Poggie status?
Have the servers been up for testing like our queen Kes said?

Do you think Turtle WoW will do a donation point sale during the launch if the new patch/server or a bit after it? Should I wait on buying donation points?

>>533791862
Literally nothing has happened since that message

>>533791698
You should buy the bags and portable repair/vendor so you can surgically remove the soul from vanilla.
It's not pay to win though, just convenience!

>>533791604
>Don't forget Turtle!
And Stormforge. Even Tauri had some stuff IIRC.

Related, I wish I could punch (through the internet) every shill who say "it's le pay for le convenience not P2W :^)".

TODAY IS THE DAY LADS

>>533791930
You would be a fucking retard to ever donate to turtle. Theyre known to permaban and are very ban happy. Over the slightest things. One dude got banned cus he never talked to anyone. Apparently the GMs found that upsetting and asked why he didnt talk. He said he didnt wanna and got permabanned on the spot.
Theres sooo much controversy sorrounding turtle wow and their practices.

Do druids need a swingtimer? I remember it being basically mandatory on my warrior but i don't know if the druid has stuff that resets the swing timer or not

>>533792178
And Santa is real aswell. lmao

>>533792224
it doesn't hurt to have if you are used to take advantage of it

>>533792258
>santa denier

>>533792258
Yeah youre a fucking turtle tranny shill.
You know what? Fuck you.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/17cr9vo/exposing_the_private_server_scam_empire/

>>533792178
>Apparently the GMs found that upsetting and asked why he didnt talk. He said he didnt wanna and got permabanned on the spot.
damn bro thats crazy im sure there is a ton of proof to back up this completely bullshit claim too thats insane i hate turtle now

>>533792034
>And Stormforge. Even Tauri had some stuff IIRC.
The unbiased trvth nvke is that any server worth playing will have a cash shop full of cosmetics and "le convenience :^)" because why would anyone put effort in for free?

How much will I regret rolling a shockadin on Guru? (On alliance side btw.)

>>533791802
>portable vendor
>worse than heirlooms
>worse than level boosts/xp potions/rep potions
>worse than free riding training
>worse than additional professions
>worse than teleports
>worse than bazaar tokens, whatever the hell that is probably cash shop shit in game
>worse than all that other heinous shit

How much will I regret still playing video games when I'm 22 ?

Pochie up?

>>533791241
>>533791416
he can't keep getting away with it!
(uhmm actually, yes he can)

>>533792375
elysium was still a thing 2 years ago??

give me a bronzebeard invite NOW

>>533792615
Vvltmers is on it...

>>533792224
The melee moonkin spec has something that involves paying attention to swing timer.
Weaving autos in between instant cast spells.
I doubt cat-form swapping pays much attention to the swing timer as much as it does the energy bar.

>>533792601
Not much but as time marches forwards you will regret it more and more

>>533792623
The Tom Bombadil experience...

>>533792375
LMAO calling me a troondle shill just because i refuse to believe your beyond ridiculous story is a new low. ngmi lil bro, ngmi

Could do with some FRESH update guys

>>533792501
>Portable Vendors, Auctioneers, Mails, Respecs, Banks and Repairs MIGHT BE BAD...but have you seen OTHER SERVER?????????
Bro Ascension is jewish as fuck with P2W shit and even they don't have portable vendors.
Ascension being P2W doesn't make Turtle's P2W any more acceptable you fucking tranny.

>>533792375
>In 2020 Vanilla+ launched, back at the time whenVanilla+ was brand new and Turtle WoW was still fairly fresh the only Vanilla servers were basically Elysium, Turtle WoW, kronos and Gurubashi. (remember those names)

Gurubashi

>Here's the story of the launch of Vanilla+ : They were under heavy DDOS when they launched and the server was completely unplayable for a couple days/weeks

was completely unplayable for a couple days/weeks

>same data center

>>533792623
Wait, why is there alliance shit there? Isn't this right next to no-shoe mudhut capital?

>>533792882
Yes but i can call out kikes, niggers, trannies, etc and at most only get a mute

Maybe fresh isn't actually all it's cracked up to be? Ever think of that?

Is there a difference between spaniards and spics?

No server.

No hope.

>>533792882
>Bro Ascension is jewish as fuck with P2W shit and even they don't have portable vendors.
But they have a portable repair bot and a portable bank where you can buy extra vaults and also a purchasable hearthstone for every single hearth in the game.

>our vacations will soon end
>mfw epoch will probably launch monday morning

>>533792882
literal retard

>people unironically took time off work for week 1 of a private server
will you fags ever learn

>>533793273
>But they have a portable repair bot and a portable bank
So does turtle? And a portable mailbox, auctioneer and respec?

>>533793273
>portable repair bot and a portable bank
SOULLESS

>buy portable repair bot
>DPS suddenly increases by 20%, my loot chances are improved, my global cooldown is reduced by 0.25 seconds
Damn, Turtle is really pay to win huh

>>533793360
And so does ascension, but you just claimed they don't have a vendor. A bank with 10 extra vaults is just as good as a vendor.

>>533793164
Dont worry Kaytotes will put out some 400 word essay about how its almost fixed for realsies this time and then host the server for 20 minutes again. You'll all fall for it again and start posting about vibes and hype

>The server may come up and go down at random intervals over the next 24 hours while we collect information on our new infrastructure.
12 hours later ???????????????

>>533792375
This is quite a rabbit hole
Pserver mafia

>tfw going on a vacation soon
I hope this shit doesn't launch for another 3 weeks

>The only defense Turtletrannies have for their P2W bullshit that completely ruins the game is B-BUT ASCENSION IS WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah ok tranny faggots

>>533793608
how is turtlewow p2w, proof without schizo theories please

WHAT THE FUCK IM IN
IM IN
IM IN
IM IN

The server is never coming up because Shenna and co are infiltrating and sabotaging under the guise of "helping"

>>533793484
NOOOOOAAAAGH FUCKING TURTLE TRANNY P2W FUCKING NIGGER STOP CHEATING YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU CAN'T JUST BUY A $20 ITEM THAT YOU GOT FOR FREE FOR PLAYING THE GAME ANYWAY!!!
>$15 have been charged from your account for your pozzed retailslop subscription, we hope to see you purchasing chink gold for another GDKP soon!

>>533792415
>big pservers aren't owned by le wholesome hobbyists
Who would have thought?

Jokes aside, Tauri is the Hungarian equivalent of a LTD, they don't try to hide it's a business.

>>533793697
Time is money friend

>>533793737
not even true

>>533792623
Mario if he dwarf

>>533793538
They said "may" anon :^)

>>533793484
Meanwhile you can buy world buffs on ascension that do give damage. Imagine someone comparing Turtle's shit to literal level boosting garbage and claiming they are equal

>>533793359
Rookie mistake. That's why I took out my full two weeks of vacation time.

try criticizing sheena in world chat and see what you get. turtlewow is literally a dictatorship

>>533793858
wahooooo!

>>533792375
It looks like retail bot mafia which has roots from China or other asian countries. With so many pservers i think the profits there are even greater than from gold sales on retail. 60$ for freaking mount, hello? So i think the pservers mafia also has roots from Russia/China.

>>533794097
>insult the owner of a business
>they kick you out
weird

is that true epoch is run by afd chuds?

>>533793697
Having every single city feature like vendors, repairs, respecs, banks, auctioneers and mail summonable to your side at so you never need to stop AoE grinding on your mage is actual P2W. Don't try to pretend it's just heckin wholesome convenience. because if you go for that route then Heirlooms, XP boosts and extra profession slots are also convenience.

>>533792375
Look at that spam to sink your post.

Has it been up even once this weekend?

>>533794292
Fuck Hiro, faggot and well know scammer!

Reminder that you waited over 3 years to play this

>>533794301
no. they are not russians.

>>533794468
yeah was up for 20mins on the linux server before custom content crashed the server

>>533794292
it's the truth! she banned me for the truth!

Was epoch getting ddosed or was it just fucked. And will it get ddosed and mafia'd (if it ever works)?

>>533794136
Reminds me of back in the day when you could use a certain trick to log out of the online servers, but stay in game and you'd do it during rocket boots so you could run around the world and explore things while technically offline and really fast

> We have discussed three options internally and we'll present those once the server has been tested and we know we're ready to continue with launch.
what do we think the 3 options are?

>>533794496
I signed up a day before launch because I saw a post about it

>>533794574
no
unlikely
probably

>>533794574
The 21 year olds running the server didn't know that Trinitycore is capped at 2000 players unless it's heavily modified like what every other server does, they're still trying to fix that 8 days later when they should've known over 2 years ago.

I'm a tourist. I've never even played WoW before.
I WILL steal your spot in the queue.

>>533794574
it was run on single core

>>533794574
ovh has some of the best ddos mitigation money can buy

so this shit ain't come up a single time in 12 hours wow

>>533794742
What class are you going

>>533794631
>more servers
>cap with qeueue
>delay launch

>>533794631
Wipe, no wipe, cap 15 for some time, if I understood it correctly

>>533794847
I made a paladin

>>533794631
>wipe / no wipe
>round robin
>continious level caps
>even more servers
>privileged queue skip in exchange for "donations"
there arent even any more real options than that
they shouldnt do any of them but their history shows they really, really like to overly micromanage literally every aspect of the game

>>533794631
>1. wipe the server
>2. new fresh realm
>3.everyone gets a level 15 with 30gold and 150 profession

when everyone is ahead no one is.

>>533794574
It was essentially ddosed because the login que and the game was hosted on the same server so the 7k people in que overwhelmed the server.

>>533794939
Make sure to roll on everything that has strength or int on it. It's your God-given right

>>533794631
The fact they're even entertaining the idea of a wipe is a massive red flag. Imagine listening to a handful of nolife losers caring about racing to 60 on a funserver for a 20 year old solved game.

>>533795062
Agi also because it means more crit so more proc uptime

>>533795062
what if I squeezed big john's boobs?

>>533794617
kino.
any oldbros remember when people used Noggenfogger Elixirs to go out-of-bounds?
I think I vaguely remember jumping off a high place from Booty Bay and trying to do it, but I dont remember if I managed to go out of bounds or just repeatedly landed in the ocean and died? I was too scared of getting banned so I didn't mess around with it too much

Enjoy lads

https://ascension.gg/user/invite/3a88dcc5-6fec-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/3a88ddf8-6fec-11f0-883f-08c0eb1ebd66

If your humans skin tone isn't on the whitest setting; you're a nigger.

>>533794631
at this point just run the fuckin thing and keep it runing

>>533795582
fuck that, if you set it too light you become a lightbulb in bright zones

>>533793037
Because this is a retarded funserver designed by literal children.
>>533795062
>need pic related in purple crystals as a ret pally
>feral druid has a melty

>>533795395
you can wallwalk and go ""out of bounds"" basically anywhere but what the hell was the plan in the webm? Two horde sharing one brain cell and just jumping straight to their death with no attempt at doing anything other than that

>>533795756
>Because this is a retarded funserver designed by literal children.
Anon that is a regular vanilla server

No pochie today...

>>533795415
Thank you anon.

>>533795395
Never heard of that. Me and my mate scaled the walls up to the top of the Orgrimmar front gate and also up to the waterfall above the hunter trainers inside Orgrimmar.
Absolute kino time.

>>533795756
Retards freaking out over an item being purple is always funny. Those gloves aren't even special especially when 10 str 10 agi green gloves are everywhere for the same thing

>>533795756
i will do my upmost to roll on every paladin weapon on my druid

>>533795154
>have 100k accounts registered
>during uptime about 3k people could play on average
>of those probably a couple hundred if even that many have level 15 + gold + max profs
and somehow the wipe will piss of the majority of people? how? most people didn't get to play at all and even if the retards quit for losing their level 15s it won't make a dent in the population

>>533795848
Idk I don't play horde I just said that to be incendiary.

you know turtle won right

Requesting that webm of the undead player lagging out while saying "I'm having connection issues"

>>533792375
turtle trannies must be exterminated

>>533796123
i trust Ulmetrs

>>533793037
It's literally quest mobs that have green nameplates if you are Alliance, but they don't do anything for you.

I'm going to impregnate so many humie pala/priests on Kezan...

>>533796176

ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX7uuQSif7Q

>>533794939
paladins are really slow, if you find that it's not stimulating enough don't be afraid to try something else like a rogue or mage or something

>>533796246
Thank you friend

>>533795756
>gloves of holy might
>neither priests or paladin want to use it
interesting.

>>533796050
jimmy has 10 more gold than me its over chudbros the fresh start has fallen, billions must be banned

>>533796050
if it was only 3k people then why does it necessitate a server wipe?

>>533796286
FANTASTIC

>>533794631
Raw no question

>>533796286
but why

POOCHIE STATUS?

>>533795415
are these your codes or are you just finding them and posting them off youtube/ascension 'cord?

>>533796286
based

>>533796369
>lvl 37s don't want 1% crit and 30(50)AP

Telling you now, change your emails or update your passwords. Things are about to get very ugly.

>>533796674
There's barely any undead to fight at that level range other than the chain in Desolace for SM and by the time you're in Plaguelands you'll have better gear and prefer to have something with stamina too anyway

so uh... randomly will go online huh

weekend is almost over...

>>533795756
Weren't those gloves actually really good for Naxx for some classes

>>533797013
Absolutely not, maybe some 3rd worlders trying to get into Naxx on a fresh 60 straight out of leeching in ZG

Well that news post was a fucking lie. I wouldn't mind missing tests but the fact there's been none since the update is alarming.
I guess it's another week of check back next friday/saturday.

>>533796967

Keytotes is busy playing OW2 faggot, touch grass

>>533796782
Oh, did Troondle get hacked once again?

>>533796967
Good vibes!!! Goood vibes. Also good vibes. Who needs online servers when vibes are so damn good?

>>533796967
What do you think randomly means?

>servers will be up and down intermittently over next 24 hours
>didn't even come up once
I love these guys, they're hilarious

Pochie Monday! yay yay

Reminder that you told your parents in 2022 that you were going to become a famous content creator when Epoch finally launched and this is the result. Kill yourself youtuber reading this post.

>>533797350
Pochie is gone tranon, its over.

Shenna and crogge have all the usernames and pws now btw

>>533797285
I told you you wouldn't get to play this weekend. But you didn't believe me.

noooo

>>533796782
total noob question here haha but how would you change your epoch password exactly

I'll be playing gurubashi alliance as a human female paladin

>>533797350
>pochie

I just hope they're smart enough to delay the relaunch until the weekend

>>533797285
The 24h window is still going.
The less time left - the higher the chances of the servers going online!

>>533797579
Because you should never use the same password and email for everything, especially with private servers when they have a long history of getting information compromised or straight up selling it

im going to be unique and play a undead paladin pls dont copy

>>533796286
BRILLIANT

>>533797689
I ask how not why

>>533797641
nah

>>533797641
>weekend launch
>smart
Is your skin color black or brown?

>>533797684
desu if it happens its probably gonna be in the last 40% of that window

>>533797898
>launching when everyone but neets can't play

My epoch password is literally "penisballscum" I don't think they'll breach my hotmail.

>>533796782
I never use the same password twice and the mail i used for epoch is just a generic one I use for all games.
what's going to happen?

>>533797641
>make the mistake of launching at a time when 20k people will all want to play on a 5-7k cap server
As dumb as they are, I'm pretty sure they wont make the same mistake twice and instead will launch it on a weekday.

People actually think this shit is ever coming back?

>>533797953
>wageslave melty
Back to the mines tomorrow, peon!

>>533797967
there's no way they haven't got more servers ready. they've had a full week to gauge interest and monitor incoming connections.

Bros, when I launch my own server, things will get wild.

You can't change your passwrod, the registration is down on the website, or where would you actually do it?

what are some good horde > alliance macros?

Pochie night!

>>533796471
to keep at least a bit of integrity in this whole shitshow and not let bug abusers get away scott free

>>533798269
wish i knew this one

Should I goon to troons or WoW sloppa today while waiting for Epoch to come up

>>533792623
unironically kino

>>533798673
"vü a 101 j ð a a f " is zug zug nigga

>>533798262

>>533798814
You should go to /fit/ and hit the gym.

>>533798921
Sunday is my offday from the gym, I don't lift on the lords day

>>533798814
Draenei horsecocks
With me

>>533798814
why not wow troons?
>>533798921
what are some works outs I can do in my room.

Epoch will be going up in 2 minutes

>>533798262
uhh

.password oldpassword newpassword newpassword

>>533798814
i suggest getting some taste

It will probably be next weekend, no chance they bring it up on a weekday when they have normal jobs

>>533799234
wuh?

>>533798262
YO HOW DO I CHANGE MY PASSWORD?

Sorry I meant two hours

>>533792375
I played on Felsong for 2 years to avoid Turtle scammers. Now you are telling me I was tricked by scammers from the same gang?

password?

>>533796634
My friendgroup decided to try out Ascension so I asked the GM for codes, got few extra.

>>533798814
when in doubt go draenei on NE

>>533799520
>>533799520
>>533799520
>>533799520

>>533799403
Type that into your chat, and press enter, you stupid nigger.
If you think it's a prank to reveal your password to people, go hide in a dungeon alone when doing it.

Woops I meant....2 weeks

>>533799551
What fucking chat nigga

>>533798262
They nuked their own account management infrastructure in an attempt to improve servers, the data is all still there but the account management part gone gone until they reimplement it from scratch
A genius move i must say so myself

>>533792375
what the fuck pservers have organised crime?

>>533799536
retard

>>533799536
We're still 50 posts away from the bump limit, you fucking retard.

IT'S UP

>>533799536
if you take the proompter op image away from this thread than what's even left

You will never have a real launch. You have no stability, you have no working queues, you don’t even have multithreading. You are a rushed custom project twisted by hype into a crude mockery of what Vanilla+ was supposed to be.

All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your censored Discord channels, players mock you. Your “community” is disgusted and ashamed of your moderator approved emojis, your “fans” sneer as you lock the Discord and try to calm the outrage with braindead polls like “what’s your favorite WoW class?”

The private server scene is utterly repulsed by you. Years of Gummy’s FRESH launches have trained us to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency.

>>533799536
jannies do the needful

NEW VOTE

>PET BATTLES
>YAY OR NAY?

I am once again asking for someone to post the picture of a dwarf paladin hearthbubbling away from some undead and saying "fuck you nigger" in say

>>533800589
it's fucking over

>>533800669
lol

>>533800589
>downvoted so far it got insta removed
kek

>>533800589
cute stuff like this is fine but it's a slippery slope

>>533800589
The fact they even ask this should be alarming

GOOD VIBES CONFIRMED

>>533800589
I wouldn't mind some activity to do, but fuck pet battles specifically

whats wrong with pet battles

Last vote >>533800589
got removed

>altered typing
NEW VOTE INC
never mind it's just a progress update...

i fell for the ups again.. moved to my desktop to login and everything

VIBES ARE GREAT BROS
TRUST THE PLAN

VIBE UPDATE
ALL SMOOTH AND GREAT

>>533800897
fact that subhumans like (You) think there's nothing wrong with them

vibes status: great

V I B E S
I
B
E
S

<vibes are great>

Guys, I've changed my mind about the wipe. Just for pic related I now will vote for wipe because fuck you niggers.

vibe on this dick you vile whorebeast

I BELIEVE!

vibrator check?

>>533800974
>unironic vibe posting
I actually believe these people are tranny zoomers who have no idea what they are doing and just jerk eachother off allowing no criticism whatsoever

>>533800948
>>533801156
POCHINE NIGHT TONIGHT?!?!?!?

why is this the only fucking v+ competitor we have?

i heckin love these vibes

>>533801610
why did this image make me giggle like a retard

>>533801575
because wow players are retarded.

>>533800774
My headcanon is that Altered made the poll without confirming with the devs and then got slapped over the head and told to replace it with a generic update.

>>533801575
making custom content is a lot of work
making good custom content is almost impossible

>>533801156
Why the fuck would you want a cataclysm dungeon downported to the wotlk client

>>533801808
I don't believe you

>>533801156
>another anon successfully radicalized into wipechad
all according to the keikaku

>>533801575
because too many people have the wrong idea what v+ should be, like troondles who's vision is adding more tanny races to erp with or assension whose vision is r*toilet- with extreme pay to win.
Only Poochie seems to get it right: tbc talents to fix meme specs and remaining faithful to vanilla

>>533800948
their updates are becoming meme-tastic in and of itself

The fact that the devs ask about Pet battles is proof that they understand what made vanilla great and TBC onwards totally dog shit.

WoW is fun in spite of the combat, not because of it. The reason everyone, including your friend Tyler's 40y/o mom loved WoW was because there was lots of different shit to do and a huge world to explore and do it in.

Only like 8% of players raided and they still loved the game, so why on gods green earth did Blizzard decide that the expansion should feature nothing but New dungeons, New gear, New raids.

Instead of adding some gay raid boss for retards to raid log to, Add a canon to the top of the dam in loch modan, Instead of a new attunement quest add a weekly leaderboard to the cart racing in shimmering flats ETC.

>>533802772
Anon what the fuck are you talking about

>>533802939
I am talking about why Vanilla WoW is the best game ever made and every expansion is for nigger brained retards that want to go

>Guys im pressing 3
>Popping pog
>Pressing 4

>>533798921
GYM BRAPPER?

Just give me a 1.12 vmangos with arenas and a megaserver I don't ask for anything else

>>533801808
But how are we going to fix the problem if we are the problem?

>>533802772
As a long time veteran of this game I can say for sure that what REALLY killed WoW was the

>Raids and M+ is the only only only ONLY ONLY ONLY THING THAT MATTERS, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS, NOTHING

mentality that the remaining playerbase has, you would think that these people dont exist but no, I have seen this many times in /wowg/ back when I still posted there

>>533802772
TRVKE

Gummy status?

>>533802939
I do not have a single memory of pressing the buttons or getting some gay piece of gear in my 13 ish years playing vanilla.

I have memories of getting drunk with Albanians in dead mines at 5am and shitting on Serbs.

Getting kicked out of a guild before their first MC, shitting on them in world chat as they streamed their raid, and eventually bribing the hunter that got tranq to leave imploding the entire guild.

YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS GAME BECAUSE OF THE BUTTON PRESSING, YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE IT FORCES YOU TO MAKE FRIENDS.

>>533803572
https://m.soundcloud.com/user-504124292/gummy-in-grizzly-mumble

>>533803572
>tbbc
take a wild guess

>>533802772
there's a little bit of that with the seasonal events like darkmoon faire and so on but yeah i know what you mean
some of the most fun i've had in wow classic is the one i've made myself like mastering solo dire maul on my hunter. It was absolutely excellent
It is alarming that they are going out of their way to do away with all of that for all classes
I understand bots are a problem but there's better ways to handle this

>>533799048
buy a kettlebell and go ham

>>533803624
>vanilla guild's first MC
>streamed

Vibe Status?
>exceedingly good

>>533804041
Yeah I am not 55 years old Anon. I started playing vanilla in 10th grade, on Nost.

>>533804157

If I see one more update with "good vibes" I am actually going to roll on Turtle for real.

>>533799048
get a iron dumbell set with exchangable weights, you can do an infinite amount of exercises for any fitness level and they will last you a lifetime. Whatever you do, do not get the vynil ones, they take up twice the space, can technically break causing a huge mess and if they are of questionable quality you'll hear sloshing every time you move them. I fucking hated them so much

>>533803978
Pls don't this makes holes in your roof.

>>533803891
Yeah I agree, I'm not saying I don't enjoy the combat, I'm just saying there has to be balance. I had a lot of fun learning to Mage AOE farm on Elysium.

>>533804295
>Rolling on turtle before the fresh
Why waste your time?

>>533797013
yes, they were about equivalent to AQ40 BIS gloves for rogues(gloves of enforcement
(48 ap, 1 hit and half a crit))
meanwhile those give 50 AP 1 crit

>gummy's server explodes
AIEEEEEEEEE WHERES POCHIE

>it's offline again
:)

>>533799403
>apu poster is a mouthbreathing inbred retard
checks out

POCHIIIEEEEE PLEASE LET ME INNN