The game is still going strong, continuing to be a viral sensation!

vinny<<<<<<<<<<<<<<joel

>>715634286 (OP)
why are the threads being deleted?

Trans rights!

>>715635114
truth nuke

>>715635241
Mine got deleted last week for being a "general". Tranitors hate when you want to talk about games. You're only allowed to ironically shitpost about them and god forbid you open with a topic or question instead of a 7 word sentence that's generic.

>>715634286 (OP)
Cinderella Gray unironically did alot for Global. The anime was so fucking good man and it has another 70~ chapters to adapt.

>>715634286 (OP)
A thread died for another Fagsauce thread

>>715635505
it's because you're spamming the board. Fuck off

Did vinny even play it past that one stream?

>>715635849
Fagsauce fans should be banned from this site.

>>715635849
That isn't me, and there was no uma threads up at the time. I wanted to discuss the game and hear some thoughts on it from anons. The real issue is it passed 100 replies in like 15 minutes. No video game talk allowed here.

all these gacha “games” are made specifically for you pussy free browncels & ricecels. keep gooning your small cocks to this while your women have babies with hung white guys

>>715636004
Of course not. He did his mandated humiliation ritual and went on about his business. Joel might play it again in a year though.

>>715634286 (OP)
Wow... crazy.. Suddenly everyone loves horses because it's [new thing]
>>715635114
I think as years went by I realized how unfunny Joel is. It's as if his humour is eternally stuck in 2015. He has great stream ideas, though.

>>715635114
meds

>>715635505
well it doesn't help when retards keep linking to new threads like a general

Sex with Laimu, not Limes. That is all.

joel lost

You've made this same trash thread so many times.

>>715634286 (OP)
>>>/mlp/

>>715635114
honestly i agree

>>715635114
Joel hits high points more frequently but his full streams are way more tedious to get through. Vinny's streams tend to be more tame but he also sometimes goes completely unhinged in ways that even surpass Joel, like that fucking Teletubbies stream.

Reminder limes literally has f cup tits

>>715639772
Most fat girls have big tits this isn't news

>>715636148
Well, you have a general so...

>kitasan isn't out yet
wtf is wrong with these japs

>>715639772
Proofs? Her avatar has fat tits but the only photos I've seen of her are just her face.

>>715634286 (OP)
I play it for the yuri <3
This game is truly for everyone we won!

>>715634286 (OP)
getting Cherry vibes from this pic

I'm getting Uma fatigue

>>715634286 (OP)
i dont get it
but im technically in this cause i like those horse race tests and those groups sorta merged
>>715635114
facts

>>715639064
t. maldavius figtree

>>715635241
jannies

>>715634286 (OP)
I don't get it.

>>715635114
His accent annoys me althougheverbeit

>>715641667
I had vtumor fatigue like several years ago.

>>715635241
reddit horse game goes to /vg/

>>715645119
this but vinny's

>>715635114
>diarrhea is better than constipation

>>715634286 (OP)
https://umamusu.wiki/Inari_One
https://umamusu.wiki/Marvelous_Sunday
No pedos.

>>715635241
>>715635505
>Tranitors hate when you want to talk about games.
You are not talking about the game. You're just shilling random ecelebs.

And trans rights for some reason.
>>715635474
Get fucked.

>>715635241
every thread with [GOOD NEWS] should be deleted

>mejiro ryan brutally mogs her sister mcqueen

>>715634286 (OP)
I really enjoyed how genuinely excited he got when he got Vodka.

i now have 10,500 carrats. this better be worth it

>>715647548
Man. I was excited for the Global release, THEN the e-celebs came in and brought the worst kind of people.
t. jp player

>>715648063
>e-celebs
>discord
>reddit
>more trannies
>more twitterfags
>schizos
The global version just seems to have it all.

>>715648336
But enough about Blue Archive.

are DIRT races always random or is it always medium/mile (for team races)

>>715634286 (OP)
why do you keep shilling the e-celebs playing and not the game itself?

>>715648426
>Blue Archive out of nowhere
Did they mindbroke you?

>>715648563
>ESL defending BA
Checks out.

>>715635114
>guy trying hard to be bored and uninterested about everything< guy who is trying to have fun
No shit

>>715634286 (OP)
vodka luv

>>715634286 (OP)
What is Cygames next plan for Uma Musume. They have the primary game locked in, they have multiple successful anime adaptations. More spinoff games like Granblue got? What kind of console Uma game would you want to see? Could they make an actual horse racing game, or would that just result to boring button mashing?

Every single Uma thread got deleted before bump limit today.

What the FUCK are mods doing, in the great Kitasan Black metldown day of all times?

>>715648063
>>715648336
I don't like it either, but you guys know you can just play the game right?

>>715648686
>No rebuttal
Poor faggot, do you also perhaps follow Northelion?

>>715649231
NOOOOOO I HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO INTERNET ARGUMENTS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

>>715649210
not true, a thread just survived until it got archived, i posted in there until the very end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5BqgfTG4GA&list=RDz5BqgfTG4GA
IN GLOBAL
W H E N
H
E
N

Filtering the word news just so I never need to see this niggers posts again

Why didn't they turned tachyon into a trainer to reflect the absurd amount of children?

Redditors are gonna have a meltdown when Marvelous Sunday releases and they see the standing paizuri trainee event

>>715645247
radar alert radar alert.
faggor detected

>>715649634
because Tachyon is an evil woman also medium

>>715649231
I do, I'm saving for the Kita card and for Ines Fujin, but it gets annoying when every post you see is about some random retard wanting their piece of attention or e-celeb posts. I shilled this game before, but no one cared after it became popular. Am I seething? Yeah, but it is what it is I guess.

>>715649640
Marvelous Sunday is still far away, the real one is the wedding Top Gun alt.

>>715649239
What the fuck are you even talking about, retard? Go back to your cesspool of a general, you third worlder brown BA nigger.

>>715634286 (OP)
Club name Oy Neigh
2/30
All players welcome

>>715649831
>Oy Neigh
heh...

I get the racing/gambling aspect, but them doing concerts after races really confuse me. Feels like something kinda forced in there, japan thing.

is there no batch torrent for the first cour of CinGray?

and this is why people prefer discussing this game on /v/ instead of /vg/

>>715650006
You only need to watch a concert the first time you get a new song

>>715650073
kek

Do you feel lucky /v/?

>>715650197
I mean more just in general it being part of the whole uma musume thing. Like i'm trying to imagine in real life sportsmen having to do concerts after their big wins and it makes me laugh. Literally feels like a humiliation ritual.

>>715650225
>got the costume i wanted on my 2nd 10x roll in girls frontline
>got the girls i wanted in less than 100 rolls in blue archive
yeah, i do feel kinda lucky actually

>>715649816
Uh-oh someone's having a melty!

>>715650225
I'm only lucky to fail less than 10% failure trainings

ONE LOVE FEEDS THE FIRE
ONE HEART BURNS DESIRE

>>715650225
My morning coffee told me today's outcome would be a favorable one, and I replied to 77 posts ending in 7 for good measure.

>>715650073
Nice Kitasan tetas tho

>>715650287
it's just trying to grab the lovelive, etc audience

>>715635114
I hope Mike dies soon

>>715650476
But no dubs?
If it were me I would have gotten dubs

Bakushin Bakushin Bakushinshin

715650437
>muh melty
As expected of a BAnigger. You have no argument so you just shitpost. You don't even deserve a (You).

>>715639064
God I want to fuck her so bad (her vtuber model(not her real life 34 year-old roast beef pussy(and her vtuber's pussy before it got fucked by all her futa vtuber friends))

I... I want to play goo-goo babies..

>>715650881

>>715634286 (OP)
Bad News
>Special Week seiyuu Azumi Waki reduces Workload to Care for Child's Heart Muscle Disease
https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2025-07-16/voice-actress-azumi-waki-reduces-workload-to-care-for-child-heart-muscle-disease/.226731
She was already confirmed to participate in the october Uma Musume live event, after this news she will probably not participate.

>>715635474
Who posted this? I want to see the mental illness

>Melty anon is still at it

>>715650989
i want to bakushin bakushin's bakushins!

>>715650968
>special needs
good riddance I say

>>715634286 (OP)
Wrong board, transgenders go here
>>>/vmg/
>>>/vg/
>>>/u/

>>715650073
/vg/ is discord but in 4chan, so no. I won't go there.

>>715651287
correct, /vg/ is the biggest shithole on this site

someone with large breasts cannot be a world class runner. This game is unrealistic.

>Made a huge trophy push yesterday and today
>Hit 27k
I actually feel like I'll make the pity threshold

>>715651327
And what's the difference between THIS thread and the average /vg/ shithole thread?
There has close to 0 discussion about the game, and it is just people talking about the stupid anime girls.

>>715634286 (OP)
Vinny is a pathetic, spineless, irony poisoned, hollow shell of a man who is trapped in a hell of his own making. He's too afraid of hurting the feelings of the tranny tards that he babysits and forces himself to play shit he clearly doesn't like, and his poorly hidden contempt makes him look like a passive aggressive dick when literally all he had to do was just say "Sorry, but this isn't for me" and go back to streaming Mario games and talking about how much he loves RedLetterMedia and the Beach Boys. Also he needs to just ditch the wig and accept that he's going bald.

>>715651225
neigh

>>715651425
not like pity means much, since 1 kitasan isn't all that useful

>>715646497
>poo analogy

>>715651508
Are you serious? I saved all this time and now you're telling me one copy won't be enough?

>>715651434
i'm not saying this is a good thread, but we've had lots of fun threads in the last couple of days. i'm not playing right now since i'm waiting for kitasan to come out, but if i was i'd be posting some gameplay from my careers.

>>715651705
2LB Kita is more or less the same as an MLB SR so ideally you want at least 3LB

>>715651705
>and now you're telling
>now
nigga we've BEEN telling you!

>>715651435
Hes a new yorker roach they're all passive aggressive pussies

>>715651705
I think there's some sort of free SSR ugprader down the line, so having a copy is still good

>>715651508
>>715651705
It's not just 1 Kitasan, it's +1 Kitasan
Ideally everyone making the 200 rolls nets two or more Kitasan, the +1 is the icing on the cake

>>715635241
Grifter shill threads

>>715651705
No, you want 3 fucking Kitas lmao
That's why most people are rerolling, retard-kun

>>715651705
>He fell for it

>>715651806
I don’t have an MLB SR either though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3ck5s8DuoY

>>715651327
>actually saying this when /pol/ and /vt/ exist.

Post you're rolls

>>715652098
then either reroll or pray you get MLB Speed Sweep Tosho while you roll for Kita

>>715652129
people told me to reroll for fine motion wtf

>>715651435
TRVKE

>>715635114
vinnys streams are comfy while joels are fun but yeah I agree

>>715652226
>>715652129
Fucking SEAnigger clickbaited me, he's talking about 0LB Fine Motion for whatever reason

Erm wasn't Kitasan meant to be out now or am I imagining it?

>>715651705
It's enough for me because I genuinely don't give a fuck about PVP.

>>715652572
50 minutes

>>715652572
yeah, start rolling nigga

>>715652441
how many copies do you even need for it be useable

>Win the hot spring ticket
>Lose

Vinesauce was always shit.

>>715652736
Thanks just spent 30,000 carats

>>715652787
same. i haven't played a rice shower career since then.

>>715650967
I will NOT play goo goo babies

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>>715651435
Correct

>>715653040
Who said you had a choice

What's Vinesauce?

715653070
I always wonder what this faggot would do if you tried to add him and claimed to be a girl

>>715651434
/vg/ threads have resident schizos that try to make the thread all about them

how long until Kitasan

>>715653217
He's clearly delusional, so probably try to goon with you

>>715651705
you only need 1, they will give SSR materials that will let you max out the card

the kitapocalypse

>>715653261
in less than an hour.
In that time, please consider applying for a job

Daily reminder to my f2p fags:
>1 Kitasan: Absolutely useless
>2 Kitasans: Absolutely useless
>3 Kitasans: Not as useless
>4 Kitasans: Good
Have fun rerolling!

>>715653195
some eceleb or whatever

>>715634286 (OP)
>speen

>>715652778
she's okay at 0LB, but if it's between that and an MLB SR then you pick the latter pretty much every time

>>715652778
Usable on its own? 3 total.
Outperforming (some) MLB SRs? 4 total.
Outperforming everything? 5 total.
Coping that you can max it out later but have to borrow until then? 1-2 total.

>>715653195
eceleb with a huge tranny fanbase

>>715653503
kino

>>715639064
Has she farted on stream yet?

>>715653195
One of the biggest streamers in twitch.tv due to his constant support to trans rights! we love him <3

>>715652129
In short: The Nice Nature card that he's praising will be part of the new Event reward list.

If you get enough Event Points you will get both this SR Nice Nature card, and a SSR Tamamo Cross card.

>>715653550
>Usable on its own? 3 total.
hope I luckshit another copy down the line then, thx

Ticketzo!

>>715653816
meant *SSR Matikanetannhauser card

I was going by memory and legit thought it was Tamamo lmao

>>715635114
wait, they're not the same person?

>>715653417
3 Kitasans is already above some MLB SSR cards tho

nice navel

>>715654157
Fenomeno and Stay Gold are pretty qt

LESS THAN 30 MINUTES FOR THE APOCALYPSE

>>715654157
I really like Orfeve's design but she looks like a nightmare to draw

>>715654157
>Stay Gold
Doki doki...

I was promised Limes tits and I still see nothing.

>>715654157
JP bros, divulge on Stay Gold for me, will you?

>>715641453
>He didn't her and jane leaked nudes before they were nuked from the web
I only saved jane one but its on my 3d folder at home.

>>715654157
>smell shit once
>produce an entire lineage of shit sniffers

>>715655013
and yet gold ship still fucks bitches

>>715655108
maybe thats the secret

This OP isn't helping the thread traffic, but mods keep deleting the ones with good OPs.

Which umas are into anal?
Which umas can be bullied into anal?
Which umas can be bullied into liking anal?

SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE

>>715655347
holy pay piggy

>>715653785
Has Vinny ever openly said something ideologically controversial? Either left or right leaning?
The closest thing was when someone put the trans flag in a Dreams game and he basically said "Let's get this out the way. See that? Cool".

>>715655349
you asshole lol

>>715655347
post your friend code so i can borrow your kitasan card

>>715655347
post id

>>715655410
he said trump bad

>>715655349
lmfao

>>715634286 (OP)
Not really.

Kill yourself, Chang

Gachaniggers get the rope

THE KITASAN BLACK BANNER DROPS IN 6 MINUTES.

I REPEAT: 6 MINUTES!

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M NOT READYYYYYY

anyone that does not have a kitasan black will be kicked from our club

>>715634286 (OP)
>character forever going to be associated with nigga who hates the franchise
I hate this niggers tranny fanbase so much

>>715656232
just ignore it

So is Kita black just a shitty character once she comes out because she can't use this card?

I can't believe I fell in love with a fat ass horse...

>>715656421
which one

It's time. Good luck to all.

Ok, this time for real, post you are rolls!

Mindbreak and seething with people calling it a "terrible game" will coincidently start in 3... 2... 1...

Come on /v/, cry those salty tears~

5 and you all get lucky

FUCK THIS NIGGER GAME

>first 10 pull is a Kitasan
I'M GONNA COOM

>>715655253
There's another faster thread but it doesn't have uma in the OP so you probably missed it

Video games

FIRST 10 PULL

LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well, fuck.

>dude you must pull 3+ copies of this SSR to be usable, or you're account is bricked!
>why are people calling this game bad?
Honestly, fuck cygames and fuck slurpers.

>>715656828
link?

110 and nothing, RIP

Could've been worse. I can at least get 2 copies.
Post damage report.

>>715656980
You could just borrow one, but you need some amout of the good SSR supports. You can only borrow one at a time.

Just that easy

First pull btw. U jelly?

Oh my God, I pulled 150 cards and got nothing.

>>715657002
>>715647256

>>715656980
There are anniversaries freebies to uncap cards you already have (no dupes needed).
Also you can just borrow it from someone you're following.

I got 0

>120 rolls
>two Kitasan Blacks (and a Fine Motion dupe)
Do I go for the third copy?

We did it bros.
I couldn't pull 3-star Teio though.

I got... one

I didn't get Kitasan but I did pull Top Cun on a single afterwards. It's not so bad, there's still time especially since I've only ran career mode a handful of times.

>Two SSRs
>Neither are the spotlight picks

Owari da...

had to reroll account twice. I'm glad I at least got one. but im feeling insane, should i go for two?

>>715657412
go for 3 nigga

Kitasanlets, is it a reroll angle? I've spent so much time doing careers and getting attached to the umas

>>715657493
Nah, I rerolled for ages and stopped when I got two fine motions and even purchased the paid SSR rolls.

Does anyone have a decent reroll guide? Newfag here

Men do not reroll.

100 rolls kita-less
Account in ruin
Borrows needed

Yeah, I saw this shit coming a mile away.

>>715657607
Nah, get better taste in vtubers.

Some useful stats for my fellow Kitasan rerollers:
>You have a 0.75% chance of pulling Kitasan Black with any pull.
>A fresh account gets enough carats for 70 pulls (free gifts + Data Link).
>You have a ~40.96% chance of getting at least one copy, a ~9.73% chance of getting at least two copies, and a ~1.59% chance of getting at least three copies within 70 pulls.
>On average, you will have to reroll about 3 times for one copy, about 11 times for at least two copies, and about 63 times for at least three copies.
>For 99% confidence, you will have to reroll 9 times for one copy, 45 times for at least two copies, and 288 times for at least three copies.
If you're insane enough to want 3 copies of Kitasan without sparking, I hope you've got a lot of time to burn! Thankfully rerolling in this game doesn't take too long. A multi-instance emulator should help cut the time drastically if your PC is able to do multiple rolls at a time.

coulda been 2 kitasans its over i'm bricked

>>715657493
It's a drop game

>Followed a lv50 Kitasan account
I don't care anymore

>>715657607
>>715657461

My only SSR is fucking Twin Turbo...

Phew got her on my 99th pull, only had 110

>>715657809
gib id

>>715657729
>410
Jesus christ, I kneel
At least I'm not the unluckiest person in the thread

>>715657745
Does anyone have a decent reroll guide? Newfag here

I won

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

dropped like 20k and got 3 kitasans and a few other SSRs, that'll do

>>715657826
Bakushin is calling

>he's a kitalet

WHERE IS SHE

Posted in the other thread but in case you fags aren't there don't get baited into paying if you failed to MLB Kitasan, you can use items to uncap it for free later on anyway, until then follow me, you're welcome btw 573639639621

>>715657885
NIGGA HOW

Please listen.
f2p players do not need expensive support cards. Don't be fooled by fotm.

>>715649489
genuinely, I feel like I’m going insane whenever I see this format because is it just the same faggot? a group of people?
it’s such a weird ass naming scheme to me

>>715657958
She's been waiting patiently in my box. It's time.

>10~ SSRs
>2 onbanner
that's the cygames i remember

bro I got 3 fucking Satono Diamonds but only 1 Kita this shit is rigged

>>715658112
>me when I spread misinformation
Rerolling right at this moment is VITAL for f2p

>>715658061
Thanks anon

>>715657885
BAKUSHINSHIN

>170 rolls
>1 SSR
>ayr shakur
Holy fucking shit this game’s rates are giga jewish go fuck yourself cygames

this shit doesn't feel like 3% rates

>2 diamonds
SON
OF
A
BITCH

Oh nonono... Don't look BAfags...

>>715658312
more like there's no rate up

didn't get kitasan but i got a 3 star maruzensky with a scout ticket i forgot i had

>>715658176
At least you got a Kita

IF YOU DIDN'T GET KITASAN REROLL NOW

With the way people have been hyping up kitasan online saying “account bricked if you dont get her” and such I can legit see a drop in the playerbase once they realize how dogshit this game’s gacha rates are. Also pity doesnt carry to other banners btw so if you went all out on this banner you HAVE to hit 200 rolls or it all goes down the toilet.
Also no soft pity is niggerish behaviour

>0.5%
uhh
do I roll

uncapping all the Rs and SRs i got is more satisfying than the kita...

>15000 wasn’t enough for 1 fucking copy

>>715658864
Try 25k
Worse than FGO

>>715658646
The game has been in the honeymoon phase exactly because nobody's touched the gacha, this was the obvious result once they felt how shit 0.75% rates actually are.

I still don't have a single useable card

>>715658664
Yes, even if you don't get Kita you level up SR cards

>>715658864
how many times do we have to tell you niggas that you should always have a full pity before rolling for anything

>>715635241
another janny going on a rampage. I went to the IRC during the whole deltarune situation and that literally solved the issue. Just PM a moderator on there about it and they will fix it. It takes like 30 seconds.

So what are the top tier sr cards? The highest card duplicates I got was 3 for just 1 card.

>>715658061
Sankyuu, maybe I won't kms now

Got nothing til the very last pack.

I'd say that's a decent haul for 200 pulls

>>715659254
Manhattan cafe, Sweep Tosho, Daiwa Scarlet, Mihono Bourbon are all top tier SRs, level any of them

Uncapping all these Rs is a humiliation ritual for us who whiffed on Kita

>>715659397
>0 dupes SSRs
I thought that's complete shit

>>715659592
reroll you fucking retard

>>715659470
I got all 4 of these bitches MLB'd
but only 1 Kitasan in 200 pulls

>>715659470
>sweep, scarlet 0 dupe
>mihono, manhattan 2 dupes
owari da

Member when the only time you’d see this game mentioned was when people pointed out that horse racing is a Yakuza racket

>>715639064
pic source?

>>715658351
More than half of those people will quit today after not getting the kitasan card
Cygames lucked out with this game somehow triumphing over the west and they fucked for giving the cards 0.5% drop rate instead of the 0.75% JP has

I got my two Kitasan Black cards.
Now I shall save everything for this horse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY&pp=ygUJZWkgZWkgbXVu

SR pulls, which are the meta I should level up?
I know Daiwa is a good one, but MLB 3 Wit SRs sucks ass

ahhhhh I hate rolling for supports
when can I just roll for umas so my urara and top cunny can wear their outfits

>>715657412
got it after like 9 accounts

It's funny how many retards show off their single kitasan. Everyone has something that outclasses it, you need 2 more bro.

>>715660056
Machitan is a 2 star bro you don't have to save for her

>>715659649
>just redo 30 careers and 15 hours of gameplay bro

>>715660172
with how shit rateups are in this game you need to

>"you don't get it bro you're not just rolling for one card you're rolling for ALL the cards"
>"just think of all the good SR cards you'll get!!"
>get ANOTHER goddamn gold ship
where is my goddamn witch honse card

How do you use kits? Just train speed as usual?

>>715660292
lol

>>715660189
>thinking 28 wasted careers and perma 2 sparks matter this early in the game
if you wanna be a borrowcel be my guest. but youll always be eating the shit from my 2 kitas while im off to 1st place

Which SR cards are worth leveling? I have a decent amount at max uncap levels from sparking.

>>715660380
*kita

>>715660380
Yes, in this game you spend all your currency so that you can do the same thing you've already been doing! No new moveset unlocked! Numbers slightly higher! Spend now!

i got max kitasan withing a spark, and used the spark on satono diamond (only one copy sadly). I feel like tomorrow ill be unlucky as fuck and die in a crash or something, i dont think i ever been lucky in any gacha game at all.

>squeezed out enough from uncapping for another 10 pull
going for another drink, channel your autism for kitasan

Im really fascinated to see the crash that happens. People were told to save for one thing and it is the most important thing in the game for multiple years and a lot of them are going to spend everything they have to not get it.

>>715660902
You can literally just borrow it

Shame all this meta bullshit sucks the fun out of the game. That's what I get for enjoying a gacha.

bro just borrow 6 meta cards in your 1 slot

If you're not a whale, why the fuck are you stressing about not pulling this or that card? You will NEVER be able to match up against someone like that

>>715661041
the fact that there's a card banner to begin with should've tipped you off

>spend all carats pulling
>nothing
>get 150 carats from support card number missions
>make one last pull
>IT TURNS RAINBOW
>pic related
im blowing my head smooth off bruh

Given the state of Guts cards, will they ever become useful? Future scenarios?

Hello fellow Kitasan rerollers! So these greedy cocksuckers set her rate up at 0.5% instead of the speculated 0.75%. However, there are now enough carats for 80 pulls. That makes the rerolling stats quite different.
>You have a 0.5% chance of pulling Kitasan Black with any pull.
>A fresh account gets enough carats for 80 pulls (free gifts + Data Link).
>You have a ~33% chance of getting at least one copy, a ~6.12% chance of getting at least two copies, and a ~0.77% (Jesus fuck) chance of getting at least three copies within 80 pulls.
>On average, you will have to reroll about 3 times for one copy, about 16 times for at least two copies, and about 130 times for at least three copies.
>For 99% confidence, you will have to reroll 12 times for one copy, 73 times for at least two copies, and 608 times for at least three copies.
This is a lot worse than 0.75% and I would not blame you if you call it quits at getting two copies, sparking for a third, then waiting for ways to upgrade to MLB down the line. Absolute fuckers for doing this on top of an accelerated schedule. I'm glad Dragalia... Lost.

>>715658552
I had the realization
I'm gonna get the pity exchange
And I'm using it on Satono to get her to 45 instead of a 30 Kitasan

>>715661730
thank you stats anon. I am a verified victim of rerolling for two copies

>>715661806
brickGOD

Do the SSR tickets from those events work on the cards? I started a week late

>acquire the big dick super card
>roll into career with Teio
>4th in Make Debut
>crashes to a stunning 10th/12th/15th in 3 consecutive Tenno Shos halfway through career with good stats and great mood
Cool, feels worth

>>715662050
One of them is a card, only the launch supports though

>>715662050
No, they are explicitly for launch horses/cards ONLY
No free shots at Kitasan, bitch

>>715662143
kek

>>715662143
Guts not high enough

>>715660902
That's what I did lol. I spent everything, got 1 SSR that wasn't even her, and now I've uninstalled the game.
Pretty much perfectly encapsulates why gacha fucking sucks ass.

>>715662143
I feel fucking cheated
>use KB in career
>never gives me the skill I pulled her for
I'm uninstalling this skinner box bullshit, wasn't this card supposed to be autowin?

I have one open slot for Club /v/ma.
First one that replies with their ID gets in.

>>715662143
are u retarded

>everyone burning every single pull they have for KB
>just so they can get one copy that will be mediocre as shit
KEK I did the same thing and now I have nothing. Never rolling for support cards again lmao

>open new event story
>last text box reads "display logo, fade to concert"
Top effort, Shitgames

>>715662559
>102 pulls
>all i got was a single tamamo cross SSR
im gonna shoot myself haha

>>715661730
... Well, after posting this, I luckshitted 3 copies. Perhaps the RNG gods rewarded me for doing these stupid stats and getting mad at the lowered rate up.
Best of luck, rerollbros! I have an account that pulled one Kita in 80 pulls if anyone wants it.

>>715662702
If nothing else I feel completely disconnected from metafagging now. I'll just borrow a whale's card and just play the game like a normal person.
Never spending money on this though.

>>715662718
EXPLODE

>spark for one
I save for Umas now. This was unfun as shit.

we warned you. you had a solid month of pre information and thousands of people screaming at you telling you how important this was yet you still developed sunk cost fallacy on your worthless account. and now youre getting pissy because you dont want to give up your bucket of trash. someone with that kind of attitude was never going to continue playing this kind of game anyway. i pity you honestly, but i wont miss you

>>715662408
https://youtu.be/iV8HGkMEsZ8?si=qXq9gr9w8PjLh5Tc&t=100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjedE8DLYIs

25k down the drain for a single Kitasan. Contemplating just rerolling

>>715662896
thats true, ill probably just do the single player stuff on and off and move on to drawing fan art instead. You have to be a retard to think you can compete against pay pigs anyway. Ridiculous

>>715663080
fuck that seanig cunt, "broo ull get some good sr's from the banner bro"
I got fucking jackshit

>>715662896
Its not important unless you're a PvP metafag. Besides, you can just borrow one lmao

>>715663187
holy cope

>rolled 3 Fine Motions on my 5th reroll 3 weeks ago
>rolled 3 Kitasan Blacks plus the pity one today
Why the fuck can't I be this lucky IRL?

>>715634286 (OP)
I checked my friendlist and some paypig already has a maxed out kitasan, I'm good.

Got one copy in 20 pulls, and I have 9k carats.
Should I keep pulling or just end it here?
I think next thing I would want in my account is just Tamamo Cross so idk if I should save to make sure I get her in the future or just dump everything on trying to get more copies of this card.

>>715663160
You probably got them, you're just seething too hard to realize yet.

>>715663239
bruh I got two copies of her and I feel nothing.

>>715663285
pay 20 dollars

>>715663310
no I fucking don't, I have a literal brick account
daiwa at 0 copies, sweep at 0, manhattan 0

I got two kitasan in 5 pulls with free gems you fags lie too me this shit is easy

Can someone that I’m following remove me?

>>715658061
Thanks bro. I just got a max KB for the low low price of 0 carats, I don't know how everyone else is struggling

I rolled and got Satano instead, I love her gigantic sleeves, I was able to mlb the SR Mayano card and nearly mlb Fukukitaru as well as Yukino. So this was pretty nice. I wish I got SR Sweep cards though.

>>715663416
yes

>>715639772
I NEED proof on this, OR I WILL DIE

I committed to rerolling. After 10 rerolls so far I have seen exactly 1 kitasan
Wtf bro

>>715663720
0.5% bro, just get lucky.

>>715663523
Fuck. Looks like I have to roll.

>>715663720
keep going. don't give up 2 copies

>>715658061
godbless anon

148355745189

Add me if you want a LV 45 Kitasan friend

You guys are a bunch of goo goo babies

I was on a hot streak with 3, and then remembered I need 5.
Christ.

>Condor fails to get good rest because she stayed up all night practicing wrestling moves.
I am this fucking close to sending the spic to the glue factory

>>715658061
thankies, do you have a favourite horse?

it's actually more profitable to ddos the servers for the apology carats than to play the gam

>>715664248
its actually more profitable to get a min wage job than to play the game for free gems

>>715664284
You die if you work

>>715664374
I wish

>>715660081
best ones

Just gave up a 1LB Kita account
wish me luck rerollbros

You have les than 24 hours to mlb your kita before the testicular torsion kicks in

>>715658061
Thanks anon, you're a great guy.

>>715662896
lil bro feeling superior over a card unwrapping game

Don't get why people are getting so fired up for not getting Kita.
You'll eventually farm fragments, get monthly reruns of meta cards, all those cards you're getting are currently for free in JP, etc.
Just stay in the fucking game and don't be a quitter.

hooooly

I just did a run with an MLB Kitasan and this shit is overrated, she barely even showed up in speed training.

One of you niggers better join /v/ma right FUCKING now >>715662461

>>715664586
>Bro you'll get her in a few years just trust

>715664567
loser cope

>>715664678
what rank is it

How do you guys build Matikanefukukitaru and what cards do you run with her?

>>715664743
It's not ranked yet. None are.

>>715664807
???

>>715663285
shes useless uncapped. sr cards are better than her at 0LB

>>715664678
I'm rerolling bro wait for me

>>715662143
aieeeeee it fucking happened again, she did even worse than before
Teio you worthless horse, didn't pop a single ult
Kitasan you useless card
didn't give me a single skill hint
UNINSTALLING

>>715663490
high level Matikanefukukitaru is a based card

>>715664890
>Clubs can be ranked a month after creation
Fucking how? It hasn't been a month since this shit's been out already has it?

>>715664678
>>715662461
Yeah sure. I don't have anything of particular value, but I have shoes.
550218930435

>>715664678
361296915641

Add me bro.

>>715665038
I think it's only the ranking rewards a month after creation

>4 stars from upgrading my goldship to 3 gold
>Don't want to do another carrier run with her until I get it

there must be a way to get more statues

>>715664921
see you tomorrow bro

>>715664195
Haru Urara my beloved failure daughter

>>715665074
Sent.

>>715665082
Sorry bro, maybe some other anons will rage quit later.

>>715665243
>there must be a way to get more statues
money

>1500 for one 10 draw
This game is Jewwwwwwwwish to the core, holy moly. Free currency is already drying up and its barely anything.

Never played Uma, don't think I'll get deep into Uma, but I figure on the off chance I do want to play it and get into it one day I should probably get this card. Erm, how likely am I to get it?

>>715665243
I think you can randomly get some in career mode? I remember getting 1 or 2 from a G1 race I think.

>>715635114
GRAND STALLION

>>715664780
Run her Late and focus a bit more on power.
If you have swinging maestro you can run her Pace and focus on speed.

>wtf why did my 1 kitasan black non uncap do anything???

>>715662718
Hell yeah, motherfucker! Luckshitter bros!
Sucks to nuke the account I was playing for a few weeks after it failed to get a single copy with like 26k carats, but seems like it was was worth it.

>>715664890
Mine says 1200, what the fuck is that a C?

>>715665314
there's free currency to be found in clubs and pvp, but you do need to put work to reach it.

>>715665296
Rad. How do I contribute shoes?

>>715635114
This was debunked.

>>715665363
Thanks anon, do you know what supports I should run with her?

>>715665406
>3000 monthly
Holy shit I might hit pity once a year!

>>715665442
Little green arrow button near chat. Focus pink shoes for farm.

>>715665406
Where to find clubs? I joined a good one on /vg/ for Azur Lane for a few good years.

>>715661730
I got three copies in 70 pulls, what does that make me?

>>715665406
>Club rankings
Oh, its one of those 'you have to dig deep into online social medias/discords to get anywhere'
Disgusting

>>715665389
no idea

Now that you got fucked by a horse and left with nothing you can come play the other cygames game.

It will inevitably also have horses

>>715665508
That's not taking into account the 2 week Events you can farm, so it would technically be even higher, not "I can reach pity every banner"-tier though.
At least we have the power of hindsight since the knowledge of JP content is easy to access.

>>715665667
isn't it censored

>>715659246
>ILL ALLOW A THOUSAND AI SLOP GENERALS ON THE BOARD BEFORE I LET THEM HAVE A DELTARUNE THREAD

>had a reroll with fine motion, tazuna, super creek and 2 copies of kitasan
>threw it away to keep trying to get 3 copies
>forgot to link it just in case
greed is so fucking consuming bros

0LB Sweep Tosho vs 3LB Eishen who would you pick as your 3rd speed card?

kitasan really made me realize how gimped i was by not having cards, it's amazing i got URA 4 times with the default slop

>>715665326
Don't bother. It sucks unless you get 4.

Don't forget to go to Support cards then Storage and convert all the extra cards you don't need, you can exchange that currency for single pulls, the ones that give a guaranteed SR+ are good.

>>715645192

>>715665795
It fascinates me how you retards just refuse to read the cards and think for yourselves.

>>715666381
Thank you, McQueen.

>>715665470
2/3 speed, 2/1 power, 1 stam, 1 wit, depending if you're gonna go Late or Pace. The biggest help will be SSR Super creek for Swinging maestro/Ramp up/Homestretch haste, borrow it if you don't have it.

>>715665326
shouldn't take you that long if all you wanna get is 2 of 'em, anything above that is a fools errand
but it's only good at 4+ copies, so it's not immediately good but rather an investment for once they start giving out universal uncaps

>>715665272

>>715664906
Decided to keep pulling but sadly not a single extra copy.
I'll keep roling as I get more carats but yeah, thanks for the info.

>borrow level 50 Kitasan Black
>she barely shows up to Speed Training
you guys made it sound like she appears there every turn. wtf.

>>715667494
she does for me

>>715667494
you might be stupid

Did I win the game?

>>715667559
Are you supposed to train whatever she training she shows up in?

>>715667565
Quite the opposite. You just lost the game

>>715667565
Considering I have been using a borrowed maxed out card and I get some absurd speed levels super early.
Yeah pretty much.

>>715667494
base chance is 1/6, mlb kita is 1/3.

>>715653785
I honestly don't understand where the loony troonies get shit like this from because vinny is anything but and actively avoid playing troon slop because he knows they'll crawl out of the woodworks
The man may have moved on but you can tell the /v/irgin is still in there. He slips up every now and then.

>>715667559
??????
what did you mean by this, nigger?

That one degenerate guy hates horses

Only got one on my week old account. its over.

>>715661730
got 3 copies in 2 hours

>>715667494
Works on my machine

HAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY PRANK

Whats the Agnes Tachyon running style meta?

>>715668306
just kill yourself man

I ended up whaling my last copy of Kita to MLB.

>>715668306
she's kinda qt tho

>>715668306

>>715668306
I hope you enjoy her.

>>715668605
wtf is this real?

>>715668306
lol

Follow me and I'll follow you back. I'll get you your Kitasan

>I get to see Mambo every time I clear event missions
LET'S GOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY

>>715668306
It's sad because she's actually a very nice Uma when they release her, her support is just cheeks and got stapled to THE meta banner

mods do you're job, 4 gacha threads first page
gacha games ARE NOT video games

>>715668960
In the last 3 hours this game made more money than your favorite francise. Not even game, entire franchise. Stay mad.

>Mutual changed Fine Motion for lv45 Kitasan
>used it
>got absolutely plagued with mood down and 6%, 9% failed training
>win rate absolutely plummeted
Bros, what the fuck?

>>715668960
>gacha games ARE NOT video games
gacha games are the only video games worth playing anymore.

HOLY SHIT. JUST GET THIRD! ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD AT!?

>>715669798
Unlucky

Towering over them all is the F2P, he didn't pull Kitasan Black, he says he will never reroll. He throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat about how he should have just pulled for horses. He is seething, seething, he says he will never reroll.

>>715665453
"This was debunked" has been disproven, didn't you hear?

How fucking nigger/Asian do you have to be to "play" this shit, nobody in this thread is even talking about the "game".

Sage

So now that we all have our Kitasan, what's the next support card I have to roll?

>>715670372
The gameplay was exhausted week 1. Now they will endlessly run it, devoting an hour or more every day to the pursuit of numbers that allow them only to continue running in their wheel, going nowhere.

>>715670372
Give up BAkek. You lost.

You need maxed out Hatless Goldship who comes out in 6 weeks.

:)

>>715670321
update your new software update saarbot4000, have you bought your favorite pissmer's merch and albums?

>>715636019
And let this board emulate yesterday's thread 1:1 until the end of times? When you grow up you'll realize jannies were gatekeeping faggots like you away from a decent board

>>715670758
wtf

These skills are literally saving my ass
Never had such a stress free Pace Chaser

>>715670758
2 Kitas and an SR Bourbon is a really good pull.

how do i know what skills prerequisite lowering the cost of the yellow skills

>>715650637
It won't be long before his baldness and redness reach critical mass

>>715668825
>this umamusume has inspired 2892 trainers
>not even 9* spark
how the fuck?

>late start

>4th Satono immediately before spark
Fuck you Kitasan, I'm pitying to MLB your girlfriend!

Y'all should be saving for meta breedingmares instead of meme cards.

>>715672617
>>715657749
Odds anon, what were the chances to roll four of one banner headliner but none of the other in 200 pulls?

you don't need kitasan?

>>715634286 (OP)
>got pheonix teio and biwa off of pink trainee scout tickets
>got two copies of kitasan black in a single 10 pull
>got kitasan to lb3, only need one more pull
Imagine being a lucklet.

What's the fastest way to earn carats.
Is it just get the different trophies and uncapping

>not one single SSR
you guys enjoy the game, I will stay here forever bricked

>>715673260
>fastest
Buy them
>earn
Win new races in careers.

>>715673260
credit card

>>715673280
i got one in 100 rolls... and its not a good one

>>715673260
watch the story mode and slam skip

>>715673605
>already tapped out the story reserves
this isn't looking good

Wonder how many people are gonna quit from this. This is brutal.

>>715673752
if you sort steam reviews by recent, half of them are negative

>>715673897
thats hilarious

>>715673752
you literally have nothing to lose if you consider your account bricked. my previous account had super creek and a couple of rares and a bunch of middling runs. this new account i just started today has multiple SSRs, 2 kitasans, and now a 3 speed spark plus an undefeated bakushin. im doing way well off than i was before in just a few hours

>>715634286 (OP)
This kind of thread gives me life bros
Having real gameplay discussions and waifu postings, there's so much fun to be had if not for tourists and retarded jannies hijacking every thread with low iq takes.

>>715674303
Do you think its a dumb idea to reroll if money was spent on the account? i'm considering it...

>>715674303
but my horsies tho

>>715673897
lmfao
>WAHHHHHH I DIDN'T PULL LE MEME CARD FUCK THIS GAME FUCK EVERYTHING
This is my first gacha in years but this is hilarious.

>>715674565
You're already a whale if you're in this situation.

>Pull good on kitasan and pull 2 ssr trainees
>heart suddenly starts beating noticably strangely
I hate having the kind of luck that balances good and bad
Do I want to die in my sleep tonight?

>>715674845
That doesn't answer the question....

>>715674565
youre dumb considering the conversation rate is utterly terrible but i wouldnt blame you for doing so. use your own discretion
>>715674770
use the opportunity to learn other horses. I started my first account with suzuka and on this new account i used my ticket to get rice shower

>>715673752
this is just the original gacha experience. Nu-gacha fags got flashbanged though.

>>715675076
YOU'RE dumb!!

Guys. Please. Think of the horses.

Secret meta is rolling the Mejiro Palmer banner because it's really easy to get a 4* Ikuno which is a top-tier Wit support.

>>715675629
But I single pulled teio pheonix form already. And biwa. Do i need mcqueen angel form when I already have mcqueen?

>>715675629
i am thinking of them, saving pulls for my three faves; seiun sky, kawakami princess, and manhattan cafe.
also any king halo alts that might release, i didn't check the chart for those.

This game is HORSE SHIT