>Gold Ship has been actively stationed at the Big Red Farm in Hokkaido since retiring to stud. According to the Japan Bloodstock Information System (JBIS):

>Total mares covered (bred): 591

>Total foals sired: 418
Imagine...

>>715439816 (OP)
You know they don't actually let them fuck, right?

>>715439893
why not

>retired in perfect health, leading people to believe Gold Ship never used his full strength in a race
>total breeding hound with a 96% success rate
Gold Ship saved all his stamina for the ladies, I kneel

>>715439893
Yes they do, Artificial Insemination is banned for horse breeding in Japan

>>715439816 (OP)
How big is her futacock?

>>715439942
Too much risk of there being an injury/death

God they really need to implement the auto-career mode quickly.

>people are literally thirsting over a male horse's ability to impregnate
And just when I thought you couldn't get any gayer

If anyone sees goldshit tell her I hate her

>>715440264
In universe she's a horny futa which is both hot and straight

>>715440264
Hey, I'm only into slutty mares like Daiwa and Dober getting pregnant.

>>715439893
Wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXvN9WMmsQ4

>>715441061
Why tf does this have 3.6 M views

>>715440264
3d horse porn is big even though horses cum quickly

>>715441061
that end clip is the calmest I've ever seen him. holy shit lmao

>>715441061
>1 minute in
Fucking lol.

>>715441117
You know why

>>715439816 (OP)
giwtwm

>>715440153
retard

>>715440264
No, I'm envious that Gold Ship got to knock up 400+ women with his autistic goofball genes.

>>715439816 (OP)
When are we getting an anime season about Goldship going mad with lust and breeding every other Uma?

So we're talking about the breeding lives of race horses now are we?

>>715441061
FUTA SHIP

>>715441061
did he

did he just get horny and breed all those horses

>>715443020
Dober is a whore!!!

Reminder that Dober's marebussy is so great that even the sex hating Special Week wanted to go multiple round with her and had to be forcibly separated.

>>715439816 (OP)
so is anyone going to post any futa yuri pics or what

>>715439816 (OP)
I wanna make Kitasan Black feel like a MARE.

>>715443987
I wanna Gold Ship to make me feel like a MARE

>>715439816 (OP)
This horse girl is my wife

>>715444223
Your horse girl wife is my horse girl side chick

>>715440107
I read that Gold Ship is actually a "gentleman" with mares, so much that they actually love him for real.

>>715444223
I'm your horse girl wife's horse girl side chick.

>>715444307
This was for >>715440153

>>715439816 (OP)
i guess the equivalent of that for the uma girls would be getting impregnated over and over and over after they retire

>>715443080
>(as of 2023)

im not gay but I'd give anime gold ship a good sucking

>Agnes Tachyon
>Had nearly 3000 offspring
>Died of a sudden heart attack at age 11

>>715445872
>Died of a sudden heart attack
WHAT REALLY?!
NOOOOOOOOO

>Get called a normie by Gold Ship
>Have to watch as Gold Ship trots off with almost 600 mares
Hmm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XztyaX5KJzA
do you feel like a mare yet?

>>715445872
safe and effective

>>715441061
Humanbros.........

To be fair, if I was a mare and I saw the size of gold ship's fucking cock >>715441061
I'd breed with him too.

>>715443184
Did you
Did you eat shit?

>>715451759
Let me know if cutting and burning my wrist isn't enough for you!

>Heard horse news today at work
>Horse transport heading for a race hit a excavator traveling at 50mph
>4 people sent to hospital
>the horses Brenne Rön and Maffiaboss R.F were in the transport
>Both horses were fine, and during weekend races Brenne Rön won his race.

Can't wait for these horses to become umas.

How much money did yakuza pay for all the marketing for this game?

I was like 90% sure Rice was a mare with how hard she got fucked by life.

https://files.catbox.moe/gv5zxq.jpg

>>715454275
Kill yourself.

>>715454275
Hot + giwtwm

>>715439816 (OP)
>possibly futa by canon

This is as close to a canon futa character ive ever heard in a media. I'm interested to see a actual futa character in a story.

No, trans shit don't count.

>>715454275
>ayo, leave the boy alone or else....

>>715443921
Is futa on female yuri? Or is it straight?

>>715440264
If anything I envy her real-life counterpart

>>715454275
Would let her do this to me desu

>>715455962
Sylvia in Konosuba

>>715456330
>Not much had been specified about Sylvia's origins or early life, except that she was initially male.
wtf kek
haven't seen konosuba

>>715441061
why is s/he like this

>>715455962
there's Kainé in Nier

GOLSHI GOLSHI GOLSHI

>>715456551
who wouldn't act like that when you are off to fuck

>>715455962
You dont know what futanari is. Gold Ship is not a herm, it's just a male, like all Uma wearing shorts in the series are male in real life, except for the one wearing a skirt, which was an actual herm in real life.

is Goldship just wacky or does he have some sort of horse autism

>>715440264
>thirsting
do you also think people are thinking about cock when speaking of genghis khan's prodigious siring of children?

>>715457602
Yes. Gold Ship IRL was known for being a prick for lolz. His uma counterpart is toned down in comparison but she still shares many personality traits as him.

>>715443080
should have used tachyon at the end since he sired 2577 children in only about 9-10 years, meaning he was impregnating mares as many as 306 times per year every year

>>715457971
You didn't answer my question though, I was asking whether he really was a normal horse that was just a bit eccentric, or he was completely retarded but he was good at racing
How he act seems like it's beyond personality issues

>>715458379
where do you draw the line? he is certainly eccentric/retarded enough that he got known for it but there isn't exactly a DSM-5 for horses where you have a hard cutoff between the two

>>715459242
>where do you draw the line?
doctor telling the horse that he's retarded

>>715439816 (OP)
Which horse is the record holder, both male and female?

>>715458379
>You didn't answer my question though.
I did. It's both. He just likes to fuck around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryy2sGVAFqA

>>715459465
according to chatgpt

>>715456182
>Is futa on female yuri?
Absolutely not.

>Or is it straight?
No.
In fact, it's straighter than super straight. It's actually so straight that it no longer counts as straight. It reduces the amount of men below heterosexuality, making it less gay for men to watch as well.

This was debated and peer reviewed in the Bridget era of futanari mathmatics.

>>715443710
>and had to be forcibly separated.
That seems unkind.

>>715439893
Yes they do. You know how much money goes into horse breeding? Absolutely zero chance they're just gonna let any asshole just have a jar of champion horse semen to mass breed horses.

>male horse
>Japan makes it into an Anime girl that get's co-opted by trannies for their gross fetishes instead of a cute athletic anime boy for the fujoshi market
NGMI
those japs were so close to greatness, but they fumbled it.

>>715460114
futa is a straight man's fetish, always was

>>715460114
>cute athletic anime boy for the fujoshi market
yeah cause that shit doesn't make money

>>715460114
what are they gonna do next, make famous national heroes from around the world in to anime waifus?

>>715441061
I love how they censor the trainer's face like it's background dude in a JAV.

>>715443184
That's the trick. He's ALWAYS horny.

>>715459670
That's like genghis kahn numbers.

>>715460175
yeah sure thing buddy. keep telling yourself that.

>>715459624
No you didn't, you responded with "HEY GAMER DID YOU KNOW GOLDSHIP IS ACTUALLY A REAL HORSE AND HE'S WACKY???" as if you are AI generated YouTube shorts video,
even though I wouldn't have asked that question in the first place if I didn't know that.
That prerequisite did-you-know-gaming fact (that everybody knows) aside, I was asking whether if he was clinically retarded or not.

>>715460301
I'm not fucking reading all that cringe

>>715460301
Ah a schizo. Drown yourself in the meds you've been skipping, thanks.

>>715460224
Or millitary vehicles. Or CHINESE national heroes. Or cells of the cardiovascular system. Or yeast.

>>715439816 (OP)
>gold ship is a skilled breeder guaranteed to make mares cum
i did not need to know that

>>715460323
Man I'd hate to bring pets around you.

"DUDE YOUR DOG CHASES IT'S TAIL IS IT CLINICALLY RETARDED????"

Use some common fucking sense.

>>715460451
>he likes them young
sus

So what's the best stats to train Gold Ship in anyway? I've completed goals with other horses but I keep getting stuck with Golshi

>>715460175
Holy projection.

>>715460354
>>715460361
I just searched my images. I just happened to find one from 4 years ago that perfectly matches this exact scenario. kek. I'm surprised how quickly I got some defensive (you)'s
Even if you two somehow argue that chicks with dicks is somehow not a fetish for trans people or chasers, the fact of the matter is that your taste is still shit and is exclusively held by the most obnoxious terminally online gooners that nobody likes. Shame

>>715460451
horse cunny ToT

>>715439893

>>715460458
Dogs can be clinically mentally disabled though (i.e. CCD), and that horse is clearly acting beyond the horse equivalent of "dog chasing its tails"
It's not that crazy of a question to ask, why are you mad?

goldship? more like redditship

>>715461158
GOLSHI GOLSHI GOLSHI
GOLSHI GOLSHI GOLSHI
GOLSHI GOLSHI GOLSHI-SHI-SHI

>>715451550
horses are famously 2 pump chumps

>>715460826
you lost as soon as you felt compelled to break out a jaknigger

>>715460323
>I was asking whether if he was clinically retarded or not.
and I answered "no." he's just a troll. his trainer said that he's actually pretty smart. this may shock you anon but animals can have personalities

>>715461428
sounds like he's a 5 minute chad >>715460451

>>715456182
>Is futa on female yuri? Or is it straight?
it's not yuri perse (since it's supposed to be restricted to female x female only) but there are artists that make futa x female focused yuri, at least on pixiv there's a tag for it called "futa yuri" so I guess I guess you could say it's an adjacent branch of both the futa and the yuri genres
we're talking about japanese only stuff btw, the western stuff is a whole can of worms since they often blur the lines between what is and what isn't actually futanari

>>715454275
not gay BUT

Have you joined a club yet? It's (kinda) not too late!

Lord give me strength. How do I win with Grass Wondah without her having one of her autistic meltdowns mid career?

>>715463557
honestly no idea
she's the perpetual queen of 2nd place for me, i can't get her to win a race to save her life

Can you stop making bait OPs

>>715457472
Imagine being a world-class fighter and you were so successful in your retirement there's hordes of beautiful women begging you to mating press them until you die. Every year they stay young and beautiful and you just get 1 year older. I'd be a happy motherfucker too.

>>715463693
It's better than generalifying the OP and getting kicked out of /v/ because of it.

>>715463000
you should replace /v/ma with horse md if it's full
c'mon anon this is basic stuff

>>715454275
Kill yourself.

>>715463781
just put uma musume in the subject you don't need to baitify it

>>715463798
Horse MDeez nuts.

>>715463798
>>715463000
Don't worry I'll drop soon out of /v/ma and leave an open spot, if I don't get Kitasan Black I'm quitting the game, the spark grind is too ruthless.

>>715457602
The former, he knows what cameras are and tries to pose for them, and acts goofier with a bigger crowd

>>715454275
Live yourself.

Director-chan....

For such an insane run and my first career victory, it's pretty funny that her stats and skills only amounted to a C+ performance.

>>715464253
Why does she look so upset, the average uma can put a way multiple burgers in a single meal no problem.

where are the futa goldship doujins with her fucking all the girls to exhaustion?

>>715464405
grats on your first ura win, I just had mine today too

>>715464249
>human ears

>>715464541
Don't give up her cover!

>>715464490
Don't use Oguri and Special Week as the standard for normal. Manhattan Cafe lives off just coffee for example.

is scout fixed now?

>>715464769
Oguri and Spechan are literal black holes. There's multiple instances of other umas capable of eating amounts humans cannot.

>>715463781
weird how mods incentivize shitposting

>>715441061
Fucking kek

>>715464982
McQueen is just Oguri/Special Week level except for sweets. I've never seen Teio or Opera eat much and even Tachyon complained about the burgers being too many.

>>715464838
yea

>>715439816 (OP)
Yes yes, however-

ENTER AGNES TACHYON.

>>715465221
>0
>0
>0
But why?

>>715465456
executed on the track for breaking a leg mid race

>>715465456
Some horses... Don't make it off the track...

>>715464253
>Eat your hamburgers Tachyon

>>715465517
>>715465489
huh?

>>715465456
Broken legs.

>>715465221
>Silence Suzuka
>Rice Shower
It hurts

>>715465456
...they're dead

sex with daiwa scarlet

>>715465456
They died on on the tracks anon.

>>715465489
>>715465517

>>715441061
The entirety of ancient China went to war to obtain horses like this in the war of the heavenly horses.

>>715465902
hmm....

>>715440107
How the FUCK does Tachyon have 3000 kids???? That's 3 zeroes. 3!!!

>>715466131
gay

>>715466221
not when i'm fucking them both at the same time while they make out.

>>715466187
PLAP PLAP PLAP x1000

>>715466187
Not all his kids are in Japan, duh

>>715466221
They're just bathing; it's a tight space or one of them slipped and fell towards the other.

>>715466131
Kiryuuuuusan!!!!!

>>715440107
I wonder why it's banned. I remember hearing that it's much safer.

>>715466432
They're autists about genealogy and records

>>715465930
think of their inclusion as a tribute so they can succeed and be remembered in another way

27k carats... i'm so close... just a few more apologems cygames...

>>715465558
Horses are fucking weird.
Their legs aren't able to heal properly due to how they're built, so when a horse's leg breaks they're often euthanized since the alternative is that the horse lives in agony which in turn can lead to accidental self harm later on.
In bad cases Horses will be put down on the spot in order to not cause extreme pain from being moved. Both Silence Suzuka and Rice Shower were euthanized on the track mid-race due to injuries.

>>715466432
Horses are already held captive by humans. Would be pretty unfair if they at least didn't get to have a good fuck now and then.

>>715465456
>injuried during a race
>had to be put down
>not allowed to fuck until retirement

>>715466432
Thoroughbreds can't be made via artificial insemination due to tradition and records purposes. Other kinds of horses are okay though

>>715466432
the difference is negligible when professionals handle it, it's mostly more efficient. but here the artificial scarcity is a feature, not a bug

>>715466546
There really should be emergency handjobbers and cum collectors for those kinds of emergecies. I don't know what you could do with mares that injure themselves but for stallions they should relax their no artificial insemination clause in the even of a fatal/irreparable injury.

>>715466731
you're the reason they had that special ops team collect the semen from that woman's husband who died on the battlefield
it's horses man it's not that serious

don’t fall for the kitasan meme.
During half anniversary there will be an ssr selector, an uncap item, a paid ssr selector, and a banner with better chance than the current one and it’s paired with a much better card.

>>715466731
Chances are most horses that get injured like that have dozens of half siblings so its not that big of a deal as far as horse eugenic autism is concerned

>>715466731
>get an handjob before getting shot
sounds like a fair deal.

I’m straight but seeing the fully flared erection of a stallion really makes me want to jack it off and idk why

>>715466731
>yeah they should, uhh… jack off the horses they're about to kill
>for horse breeding! just for horse breeding! i promise it's not a fetish thing!
bad bait.

>>715466513
What's wrong with her skirt? Why only the sides are down?

>>715466731
>for stallions they should relax their no artificial insemination clause in the even of a fatal/irreparable injury
Their semen is worth quite a lot so that would open the door to semen scamming like selling the inferior semen of Bing Bong Bung under the name of King of Ham, this is why they try to get them to mate for real. I'm not sure what you could do to avoid that.

>>715466927
Makes me wonder if Sunday Silence will ever be added.
Stay Gold's next up I think.

the great thing about these girls being part human is that their legs have a better chance of healing

i like this horse a lot more than i thought i would

>>715467137
I'm pretty sure that was legitimately a plot in the anime, with Silence Suzuka injuring her leg like the real SS but being able to recover.

>>715467007
>and idk why
because you're not straight

HUH?

>>715467484
no no that can't be it, he said he's straight

Mejiro McQueen and Sunday Silence.

>>715466731
i volunteer for the job

>>715467007
It's just like when a mare winks at you, you just want to jam something in there. Must be an ancient genetic memory from when we domesticated them or something

>>715467736
she would NOT dress like this. daiwa scarlet is not a whore!

>>715467501
>another victim of the green witch
Somebody has to stop her

is she the final powercreep?

>>715467157
ladies and gentlemen, we got another one.

>>715463000
Do either have spots?

>>715467890
it's just her new race outfit don't worry

>>715467773
I need the handshake emoji between them.

>>715468107
/herse/ does

>>715468113
she's going to race barefoot? that seems dangerous

>>715467763
>mating with humans made them smaller
tragic

>>715468068
shes the final boss. Will you be ready to defeat her when she arrives?

>>715439816 (OP)
>>715465221
gold ship is 15 I think? he still has half his life remaining to get those numbers up. I wonder if the characters popularity is helping to increase 'demand'

>>715468168
I'm adding some special foot training to her regular regimen, just in case

>>715439816 (OP)
Got a win with McQueen!
Making her eat just to get more energy only for her mood to go down and get that Slow Metabolism debuff was annoying though

>>715468304
16. Horses live up to 30 so he'll be around for a long time.

>>715468231
We have to selectively breed only the tallest horse girls to fix the gene pool

>>715468657
I don’t get the running gag with her. Even some of the official umamusume comedy shorts draw her as giant

>>715468304
Tachyon pumped those numbers in half the time.

Why is Gold Ship like this?

>>715460283
>I love how they censor the trainer's face like it's background dude in a JAV.

>>715468937
because shes a big goof

>>715467157
She seems like a fun weirdo. I'm gonna do her next after Urara.

I swear I just wanted 4 more goddess statues to 3 star matikanefukukitaru, I'll stop pulling now

>>715441117
>pop culture figure is popular
It's a mystery isn't it Clouseau?

>>715469141
The who?

>umapyoi
What does it mean?

>>715451550
comparatively most humans have larger dicks than horses, if a horse was human size it'd only have a 4 incher but then again that's larger than 90% of /v/'s autists and browns

>>715441061
Do horses not get horse aids from fucking so many different partners?

>>715469304
Matikanefukukitaru

>>715469309
Nothing really. Just a nonsense term for cutesy horse.

>>715454275
i fucking love being a faggot bros

>>715469309
Horsepussy,

>>715468937
>shitposters will look at this beauty and try and convince you horses are retarded creatures

>>715469354
Say Matikanefukukitaru one more time, motherfucker!

>>715469425
God, I wish horses were real.

>>715441061
Love the dumbass smirking face he makes before going in to fuck

>>715469432
MATIKANEFUKUKITARU

>>715468304
I mean they could retire him from stud before then, who knows what this season will bring since one of his kids won the Takazakura kinen in june.

>>715469561
Alright. You pass.

MATIKANETANNHAUSER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfc-t82ZDtY

>fugged 591 bitches

LIVING THE LIFE

>>715469309
Uma (Horse)
Pyoi (Jump)
At least that's how I interpret it

>>715468769
Real animal she's based on was unusually massive for a race horse. Weighed like 650kg when the average is in 400s.
So they made her tall by default and periodically depict her as a straight up giant.

>>715469341
they don't fuck other stallions, usually

>>715469806
Was he an end closer?

>>715469910
ah yes, a very enjoyable meme
i especially like the text that i can read

>someone is gonna try to win 8 G1s to get their horse in umamusume

qrd on clubs, what do we do to gain extra stuff?

So if I'm using the stamina calculator for a career win build, do I just report my uma's stamina as 400 points higher?

>>715467890
>daiwa scarlet is not a whore!

She literally became a broodmare.

>>715469489
You can tell he is inhaling that mare stink.

>>715470221
that was a horse, anon! the one i'm talking about is a woman!

>>715439816 (OP)
>>>/a/
T-t-t-tranny.

For me it's Sgt. Reckless

https://x.com/The_Varking/status/1944425571867410809

>>715470206
At the end of the month they'll give carrots and club points based on the club ranking, you just need to wait, but you need to be in the club for 14 days for this, click around the options, I found this info there

Name your favorite SR card. Mine is Matikanefukukitaru.

>>715470004
There's not much to it, really. You can probably interpret everything out of that image alone.

I don't see the appeal.

>>715470604
Mine is quiet suzuka

>>715470351
Yeah, a real slutty one with udders that could feed a bunch of foals!

>>715470630
no, anon
because you're lacking the critical context of why she's breaking into trainer-san's room, the punchline is severely weakened

>>715470657
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBA

>>715470719
okay i legitimately don't understand what the deal is with these elementary schooler outfits
you think it's hot when an adult woman wears a weird backpack and dresses like a six year old girl?

>>715470719
I don't think she's the right age to be wearing the Red Backpack.

>>715470753
Wouldn't it be even more fun to interpret the image in your own way without understanding the language and invent a unique story for the situation on the spot?

>>715471040
maybe, but then i get made fun of by some guy who can read japanese and translates the image to dunk on me for getting the situation wrong.

Roughly how many pulls do you get on a fresh account in this game? I think I'm gonna reroll for Kitasan Black in a few days

>>715470494
thank...

>>715468290
I didn't think the final boss would look this cute and sparkly.

>>715469309
not even the writer knows

>>715467501
You're supposed to date Aoi Kiryuin, not her!!!

>appears out of nowhere to steal your URA semifinals
nothing personal....

>>715471585
but aoi is an sr! are you telling me she's more valuable than the higher rarity tazuna???

>>715467763
How do they inherit the names? Is it something they inherently know from birth? Do the parents assign it? It is decided by a priest at a 3 goddess statue? Is it determined later in life?

>>715460175
Yeah so trannies lolz

>>715469732
tannhauser WHEN

>>715471636
i'm starting to get sick of people drawing MY WIFE with tits bigger than her torso. it's disrespectful to us and our relationship!

>>715471803
im too eastern european to try and make sense of this "trannies = straight" bullshit

>>715470858
yes

>>715471972
Male lesbian is just a dude

>>715470858
Obviously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH5JkYQGMfs
OH N-

>>715469341
they don’t have casual sex and abortions like a roastie

>>715471990
>>715472207
why?

>>715470719

>>715472334
Fetishes are kinda hard to explain or rationalize, anon. I'm willing to bet you're into something sexually that someone else doesn't understand.

>>715472334
>>715472425
its super simple, its taboo to sexualize schoolgirl outfits, an adult woman wearing it makes it just moral enough to justify jacking off to, so men like it, simple as

>>715472425
I trust you anon, I'm sure you can explain why seeing somebody dress up like an eight year old girl arouses you sexually.

>>715472409
>foal factory

I need pics of hugely pregnant umas wearing this on a tshirt, stat!

>>715470858
undersized clothes that stress against a pump and mature body

>>715472334
>>715472537
Sex adult girl schoolgirl outfits is one of the oldest sexy fetish porn stuff in the books

This isn't even "lol japan" the west has done it for decades

>>715472537
I'm not playing your game, buddy.

How the fuck do I win with Teio?
Already tried training her five times and got to URA finals couple of times but fail everytime.

>>715470858
It's not that rare of a fetish. Personally I prefer it when kids experiencing a sudden (but temporary) growth into curvy teenagers or adults.

>>715472676
Sure, a schoolgirl outfit I can understand. It's easy to justify as being desirous of a time in your youth where you were just learning about intimacy and exploring your partner's body.
An outfit explicitly designed for a kindergartner, though? Why would you want that? Please, share in detail.

>>715472730
one anon told me to just accept that you'll lose Long races due to low stamina and just pump speed/power/wit...or something like that

>>715472828
Nice try epstein.

>>715472730
Build a stronger legacy and use better cards, probably. Also accept that sometimes you're just gonna lose to RNG anyway.

>Please, share in detail.

>>715472828
randoseru are traditionally for elementary schoolers, kindergardeners have this pale blue outfit and yellow caps

Is the horse that Nero made into a senator of the roman empire in the game?

My game dc'd
God really wants me to work huh

>>715440264
Horse cock is hot!

>>715473117
You're arguing semantics, anon. Why? People normally do that when they're offended by the insinuation made by the technically false statement. Why would it offend you that somebody would question this fetish?

>>715473121
Only race horses are in

Isn't horse race betting a massive yakuza thing in Japan? They own a lot of racers too. Like the police just turn a blind eye to it since it doesn't really harm anyone.

/v/mabros please save my club spot when I reroll on the 16th...

>>715473404
Yes.
Hence why many in Japan didn't dare to make porn of the horses.

>>715473234
you literally said, and I quote: "Sure, a schoolgirl outfit I can understand". You can't say one thing and mean the opposite if you want to make yourself understood with other people. We can't read your thoughts.

>>715473662
Wait what does porn have anything to do with it?

>>715471972
A tranny is just a straight man who chopped off his dick for women privalige.

>>715467078
she's not wearing a skirt. that is the bottom of her shirt. my beloved horse is so erotic.

this is /v/ma musume's favorite horse?

>>715473784
the horse girls are named after and based on real horses

>>715473784
Imagine running a shakedown operation and somebody starts drawing porn of the stores you're shaking down.

Is Dominator on Tachyon even worth it, considering she is pace chaser?

>>715439816 (OP)
I'm almost done with season 2 and holy shit. I wasn't expecting such a roller coaster. Also sex with Teio while Kita watches.

>>715458379
All of Gold Ships handlers, grooms, and jockets all swear he completely understands what's happening, and that he acts out because he thinks it's fun. If you've ever seen him run at the farm you'll see that they're probably right, he just runs around kicking and dancing and doing whatever he wanted.
He never really gave a shit about racing, never really giving his all in a contest.

>>715473929
Dunno about that, but she's sure as hell MY favourite horse

>>715451841
>Maffiaboss
not even subtle about it being a gambling racket for mobsters to milk money out of mouth drooling retards

>>715474125
more like number three spot looooooooooooooooool

>>715472730
Wit and skill max.
I've been winning URA with low 700 speed and sub 300 stamina while my wit is almost 7-800 because I'm just constantly popping stamina and accel up skills during the race.

>>715473404
It is. Horse racing is HUGE over in Japan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_racing_in_Japan
https://www.ttrausnz.com.au/edition/2024-08-17/why-is-racing-so-popular-in-japan

>>715470413
>wounded in combat
>still carried ALL the ammo
>got promoted
>got 2 kids once retired
>owner failed to make her legacy keep on going because all racing horse owner refused to breed her
a shame

>>715474387
tl;dr: humans love gambling

>>715474737
retards and npcs arent human

>>715473929
i think she's a real cutie! all those main characters are just too dazzling for me…

>>715471783
The anime had special week's mother name her almost right after birth so it's probably divine inspiration

>Pull Silence Suzuka twice
>Spend the free 3 star voucher and pick Taiki Shuttle
>Pull Taiki Shuttle from gacha afterwards
Fuck this game

>>715476078
that just means youre gonna get kitasan black twice!

>>715476137
he'll get satono diamond though

Who are Rice's friends in game? I know she was treated like a heel in real life before she died tragically.

>>715476236
her roommate, i guess. and bourbon becomes her friend over the course of her career mode

>>715476236
Zenno Rob Roy and Mihono Bourbon, but she's not really yuribait close with any horse.
She loves her onii-sama (You) more than anyone

>>715476526
>everyone just made the loli fat

>>715473929
she gets mentioned the most by waifufags by far

>>715474205
number three my ass
I won the Ura finals first time with her without using clocks, she is a beast

>>715476236
Haru Urara is the correct answer. They have a ton of events together.

>>715476592
Fat lolis are sexy though. Look at Kanna from Dragon Maid

Imagine

Urara's career mode makes me kinda sad...

>>715476787
Golshi is the father of those children though

>>715476787
GOD i wish umas were real...

>>715476787
>all daughters
Tragic

>>715476787
>six loving dropkicks
Sounds great.

>>715476862
I personally bottled a fart and sent it to Usamusume A as a conciliatory gift after I destroyed happy meek in the URA finale in Urara's run.

>>715439942
Male and female horses hate eachother usually. The female will usually try and disembowel the male if he mounts her, the male often struggles to get it up if it's just a female horse.
Get a human in there, and the male gets hard, the female presents, and magic happens

Does low energy affect race performance?

Bang.

Not gonna lie bros I don't want to play until after the kitasan banner. I feel like any careers I run now will be worthless compared to what I get after getting uncapped cards

>>715477127
OOC

>>715477151
nah, just mood

>>715477151
no

>>715477302
>>715477326
Good. Thanks.

>>715477151
No but if you're scheduling a non-goal race try not to do it on such low energy that your hors hits 0 from the after event, bad things happen.

>>715477083
why would that be the case how do they survive in the wild then if thry keep killing each other mating

>>715477083
a male human specifically. women do nothing for them

>>715477431
rape

>>715477431
That aggression is amplified by taming/captivity. It still happens in the wild, but less so. Horses are one of the species where a new stallion will try to kill the foal of a different stallion though, that's a bigger issue.

I'm so glad 2D horses are real. These ugly 3D models sound increasingly fucking retarded and trash. I guess it just reinforces that as always 2D>>>>3DPD

>>715469806
I was really taken aback when she showed up in a cutscene and was thinking it must have been some perspective fuckery

>Go for it, Haru Urara. Go go go go!
>We've just witnessed Haru Urara's first ever victory!
Cute. There's some fun details in this game. And the commentators are really good, even if they do repeat their prebaked phrased a lot.

>>715477862
I don't like the fact that there's only two ways they can say Maruzensky and one of them sounds REALLY off in a lot of cases, like a 90s soundboard clip.

>>715477406
W-what kind of bad things?

>>715478084
Injuries, debuffs, mood down.

>life gets in the way
>start slipping
>only 50 hours on steam
>probably a dozen or so on mobile
>every anon on the site is talking about their B+ and A ranked umas
Don't leave me behind

>>715478010

>>715478148
sorry anon it's too late for you, might as well drop the game at this point

>>715478148
B+ and As are more about having the correct cards and getting good luck with friend bonuses/skills than the time spent grinding

>>715478372
Double rainbow friend trainings give you such an absurd amount if stats it's actually crazy, I had a speed capped fatty from them

>>715478546
>only A-rank umas i have are speed junkies like Scarlet and Bakushin
game is hard when you have to think about multiple stats

>2025 I am forgotten

>>715441061
>that joyful prance he does with his cock flopping about as he goes into the sex stable
fucking kek, living the dream

>>715478546
>Summer
>Double Rainbow
>+61 Speed +29 Power
Gaming

>>715478794
she will never be forgotten

>>715441061
This is like fucking TMZ reporting on some athlete's sex scandal.

>>715478884
people only are about Gold Ship now
her time has passed

>>715477431
This is mostly an emergent property of domesticated horses.
Wild horses, zebras, and so on are still somewhat unpleasant towards eachother, but don't have the same cold response and outright animosity towards eachother that domestic horses do. They have something of a tense truce for breeding.
Wild equines are forced to tolerate eachother, but domestic ones no longer do, and have evolved to use humans as sexual intermediaries.
This is the part where I tell you domestic female horses have shunted almost all of their vaginal nerves towards the first couple inches of their length, to be more compatible with humans, and can constrict their vagina to function at a human scale. Domestic male horses have developed more sensitive cocks, that cum from more faint stimulation, also to be more compatible with humans. Domestic horses have picked up pheromone receptors for human emissions. It goes on and on.
Domestic horses don't have sex with eachother usually, they have sex with human intermediaries/"pollinators", and have evolved (and are likely still evolving) to be sexually compatible with humans.
Some like humans more or less than others, some downright develop sexual aggression towards people they like, and will actively attempt to present their genitals and court with humans, in ways they don't court eachother . It's fascinating.

I love pokke chan

Pokke will never be NTR chan...

>>715478931
YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH NIGGER

i went to sleep and this thread still up after i awaken
thakn you Daiwa Scarlet poster

>>715460323
anon i think you might be the one with autism

Why the fuck are clubs capped at 30 man, I'll probably leave /v/ma just a genuine autismo can take my place.

>>715478989
but both have an ojisan trainer

>>715479326
fucking jobber

>born perfect
>wins everything
>worshipped by humans and other horses
>spends retirement days just fucking
>exceptionally good even at that
I'm starting to resent this stupid god horse...

>>715478931
And Gold Ship will be old news once Mambo comes to town.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY
It's only a matter of time.

>>715479473
>>wins everything
does he know

>>715479623
Rhetorical

Bros, next Team Trials promotion are looking rough for me...
SAVE ME KITASAN

>>715479793
Lol

>>715477265
That's literally dialogue from the game retard kun.

>>715478958
Horsefucker-kun...

What am I in for bros?

>>715480124
pain

>>715480124
MORE
LIKE
KING
GAYLO

>>715480124
abysmal dogshit

>>715480124
A whole lot of emotional suffering, both for (You) and for her

>>715479473
Golshi is just too perfect so he just nerfed himself

>>715480124
half a career of abysmal races, then a brief light moment where she actually does sprints, and then the FUCKING ARIMA KAINEN AGAIN

>>715478958
naruhodo...

>>715439816 (OP)
>the japs can make a single horse breed nearly 600 times
>they can't get their men to breed even a single time
Crazy!

I didn't realize you could get horses just from stars. So all the event umas are basically free?

>>715480216
>Who is this beauty. Some foreign transfer student?

>>715480328
Aren't breeding stalions basically just sperm doners?

>>715480328
half the country would be knocked up if ohtani sold his spunk

>>715480124
>no uncaps on a 1* King Halo
>no parents
A bunch of mediocre finishes and an hard loss at some point unless you get very lucky and/or have very good support cards

>>715480124
Her Career is fucking DOGSHIT
King a cute however
ohohohoh

>>715480363
if by three you mean "it takes 3 separate events to unlock one uma" then sure!

>look up Rice Shower out of curiosity
>now even looking at the horse girl variant makes me tear up
God damn it what did this series do to me

>>715480363
I don't know how it is in this game, since I only started yesterday after seeing my friend play the game. But in many gachas event characters are free/grindable. Is there some kind of an temporary event going on at this moment?
>>715480493
Are there actual event exclusive horses in this game anyway?

>>715480518
This is an alternate universe so you can save her and make her popular

>>715480405
Not in Japan

>>715480493
I got the spic horse for free, the rest I already had.

>>715480518
this but with Teio
his story always makes me tear up tears of joy of course

>>715480124
Depression

>>715473234
>>715473765

Technical precision matters in all things, including pedophillia. (or ebelophilia.)

>Win every career race on my first run with Nice Nature
Damn she's cute

>>715480389
Haru is too huggable and headpattable

>>715480124
Pain

>>715480124
If it's anything like the run with her I just did she turbo jobs at the last fucking race after doing well enough for the rest of the run.

>>715481252
>pain
>when this mf sired 1300 children
yeah no

>>715479473
>Wins everything
Somewhere the soft but mocking laughter of Deep Impact rolls off the wind.

>>715471861
She’s my favorite now too, I can’t even front. She’s too fucking cute.

she’s the type of chick who would just unleash all of her repressed sexuality on her first real bf

>>715481252
Special CHUD my fucking hero

>>715480124
>Baseline fucking 60 stamina
>Late surger
What a goddamn nightmare.

>>715480713
shes two stars

>>715481459
What the fuck is her mom's problem?

i want to start playing, which girl should i focus on getting with rerolls, never played before, give me the broken easy mode girl.

>>715473784
Yakuza are involved in the sex, av and porn trade, including some hgames and hanime. There are specific restrictions, court orders, and informal agreements with the police and other yakuza members over the sex trade.

Imagine if Shogo is a quasi legit yakuza dude who has an agreement to never be in the sex trade and to do nothing but stick to the horse tracks and his farm, and now his horses are showing up in porn. Shogo also knows that's going to bring more police attention, and on something he's not even making money on.

Or if Kiru was supposed to get all the porn biz, leaving Shogo the gambling biz, and now Shogo's horses are showing up.

Also, the horses themsleves have reputations and brand names, and people they work with. The people working with Gold Ship want him to be famous on his own, and to not be known for weird futanari snuff porn.

The way it's usually phrased is "respect for the horses".

>>715467773
Gold Ship has very stacked lineage.

>>715481614
Pick BAKUSHIN and click the speed button until you win.

>>715481614
wait two days for kitasan black

Something about Daiwa triggers a primal reaction in me. It can't just be the big boobs either. I think it's her hair and hair pieces.

>>715480124
>Ooohohoho~

>>715480637
>>715480717
I'm sorry. I didn't expect to expect this fucking horse girl rabbithole to lead me to learn how some of these horses met a tragic end. I haven't felt this way since kemono friends. it's sad but beautiful how uma musume pays tribute to these Japanese race horses in an accurate, yet respectful way.

>>715480124
>What am I in for bros?
Everybody being really fucking mean

>>715465221
Do you think all 1569 were over in seconds?

>>715467773
>Sunday Silence
>American
But of course Gold Ship has freedom genes, it's only natural a horse like that would. The fact that a crass American giga-athlete dommed the fuck out of a quiet and proper Japanese princess like Mejiro is allegorical.

>>715481909
*didn't expect this
originally meant to say "didn't expect to feel this way"

>>715478919
Eh, It's EXACTLY like TMZ reporting on some athelet's sexual conquests. Even the congratualtions.


>>715478958
>This is the part where I tell you domestic female horses have shunted almost all of their vaginal nerves towards the first couple inches of their length, to be more compatible with humans, and can constrict their vagina to function at a human scale. Domestic male horses have developed more sensitive cocks, that cum from more faint stimulation, also to be more compatible with humans. Domestic horses have picked up pheromone receptors for human emissions. It goes on and on
...whut? Alright. I know there's some horsefuckers in this thread. Am I being trolled? Is this some crazy brony halucination?

>>715482049
Nigger they are his maternal and paternal grandfathers.

>>715481932
maybe people would be less mean if King wasn't such a loser lmaoooo

>>715481909
what happens if I take off the bucket?

>>715482173
damn bratty uma! needs race correction!!!

>>715482185
it would be very painful...

>>715480328
Clearly we need to have more Japanese take after Goldshi.

Why super creek is so mommy? Seriously, she is obsessed with being a mommy.

>>715481943
Considering the average horse takes 5 seconds to finish, Bakushin probably stuck it in, came hard, then moved on

>>715440264
COPE! Vaush wow

>>715481943
Dumb Bakushin can't even match shoes

>>715481909
Death on the track is part of horse racing. And some horses are successfull and have lots of children, some will never have that chance. It's an important lesson.

>>715482121
ask at your local stable if you don't believe anons. this is common knowledge in the industry

>>715482308
The horse (male) was very helpful to this young and inexperiences jockey, the jockey said super creek made him a man, people call the horse his mother, someone post the factoids

>>715468068
Now that Ume is popular again, Cygames should take this chance to renegotiate.

>>715477431
domestication fundamentally breaks the common logic sense animals have in the wild, its not a good thing for them because all their instincts are forfeit for the most part, which is why animals raised in a zoo cannot be released in the wild, they lost their instincts and just die instantly

>>715477431
>how do they survive in the wild then if thry keep killing each other mating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7g1y_s1Qcg

>>715481751
The world had almost forgotten how strong twintail tsunderes can be. The boobs are a big plus too.
>>715481806
based

>>715444307
How can one horse be so fucking based?

The key to winning with King Halo is to simply believe in her. Be a hopechad and the URA Finals will be yours.

>>715482629
Who is deep impact in sportball terms?

>>715482715
Based, trust (and three clocks) is all you need.

>>715482413
whatever gives more speed stats > aesthetics

>>715441392
post nut clarity

>>715481459
how do i save her

I loved the part in Urara's proloque when King Shitlo is trying to brag about something or another and Trainer completely ignores her while thinking about how cool Urara is.

I'm enjoying this game so much that I've started to feel sorry for the people too stubborn or too cynical to try it, making excuses about it being flavor of the month or bitterly seething about gacha games.

I am full of love for cute horses, great music, and the thrill of the race. It's magical.

>>715481614
It's not about the girls, it's about the cards. Kitasan Black's card is dropping in two days so wait to roll for her.
Right from the get go you get the easiest girl, Bakushin. Just build speed and watch her go fast.

>>715482731
That is a question you can only answer AFTER you ask the same questions of Seabiscuit and Secretariat

>>715482629
Holy sexo design. How come the owner didn't allow Cygames to include Deep Impact?

>>715482840
can't save everyone

Hold up, roll for Kitasan Black's card? Niggers, you will ROLL and I will BORROW. So better have saved some carrots, because I wanna use the card the moment it releases.

>>715482985
As a bodhisattva, it is my duty to try.

>>715482840
Who would be the best guest character horses. My vote would be Bucephalus and Marengo.

>>715483107
Have fun with your shitty decks

>>715483128
>bodhisattva
i bet there's a horse named that

I've started to reliably train class B umas. I'm doing it. I'm trainah.

>>715482971
Money
>>715482930
And Man o' War, and Zenyatta

>>715483107
Based.

>>715460114
>instead of a cute athletic anime boy for the fujoshi market
They have sword boys for that instead

>>715483172
Epona seems like a no-brainer.

>>715481459
Instead of proving her mother wrong, the story ends with KH just stopping caring about her mother entirely
Unexpected, realistic maybe even(?), but also feels frustratingly unresolved.

>>715483327
>Sword Boys
The Lebanese street gang out of Perth? I don't get it.

>>715483382

>>715463000
/herse/ founder here
2 more slots until we too are full. Sired some officers for the lulz, hope they're actual /v/tards and not just random players

God speed, Horse M.D.
It's NEVER Lupus

if i could bioengineer my boywomb to be able to intake horse semen and become a breeding bitch for studs, i would

>lose the gamble and get slow metabolism
>1 shrine visit
>2 infirmary visits
>still not cured
fucked up a whole career because i let her eat some dessert

>put ogurin to pace chaser
>14th
>use clock, put her late
>1st

?

>>715483407
She won the Ura finals and became one of the best umas, surpassing her mother. There was no point in caring of an opinion proven wrong with hard work and talent

>>715483516
Another solid choice. Born and bred Long racer.

What horses have really OP Secret events you should always do? I've been looking at some of them on gametora and some of them seem much better than others.

>>715483590
Traffic

>>715483587

Considering how much Nobunaga is associated with a love of horses in Japanese culture, I'm surprised there's never been a famous race horse named after or adjacent to him.

>>715439816 (OP)
So does the trainer get cucked when the horses get bred?

>>715440985
Gold ship doesn't pay child support

>Just train my uma a couple of times
>this bitch already showed up
It's not even the debut race yet!
This is bound to go well or horribly wrong
Wish me luck bros

>>715483249
>start reliably training B+ and A rank umas
>all of a sudden fail an Agnes Tachyon career so hard that she's ranked lower than week-old veteran umas

>>715483913
Considering you have to buy the right to breed certain horses, it's more like a fuck my wife for money situation.

>>715483684
Rudolf has a secret event called Current of Success which gives her
>Energy +30
>Mood +3
>1 random stat +15
if she wins 8 G1 races; for more info use https://gametora.com/umamusume/training-event-helper

>>715483563
Glad to hear my shilling paid off, hersebro.

>>715483878
No idea about Nobunaga, but I believe Uesugi Kenshin's horse's gravesite is still around.

>>715484040
That is worse

>>715484021
Nice!

For me its pic related

>>715484023
She is pace runner how do you fuck that up

>>715484009
>goldship doesnt pay child support

Living the fucking dream. Impregnating mares with no strings attached.

Glad to see /herse/ made it
Gladder still to see I got in barely in time, fuck the 24 hour club block
So what Shoe are we tossing around?

>>715484301
idk. we lost the debut and it was all downhill from there.

>>715484249
what are all her rewards anyways?

>>715482840
The thing is, it doesn't matter even if it is FotM. I've played most of the Princess Maker games which are similar menu based stat and growth simulators. I tend to take long breaks in playing them. Having been inspired by seeing Uma, I played a couple of runs of Princess Maker 2 and it was great stuff. Maybe I'll play the game(s) again in a year or two, who cares. It's the same for Uma. Even if I'll grow tired of it I'll probably come back to it some point, since I like the genre. Besides, the horses are really cute and likable – relatable even – despite their designs being simplistic.

>training Rice
>hey this is pretty easy, what was everyone freaking out abo-
>Arima happens

>24 hour cooldown still not over and both major /v/ clubs are full

>>715484845
Refuse and get a free 10 energy
Only time I did it I succeeded and got a yellow and blue skill. Not got a hint, straight up got them.
I heard it's like a 20% chance of success and fucks you over when it fails

love Daiwa

>>715484845
Well I choose the healthy chakra and it gave a energy refill and it also extended the energy bar, so if it works they end up being fucking good it seems

>>715484619
>someone immediately asks for Dirt Shoes
fellas please

>put Haru Urara on turf
>come to the goal about ten seconds after the 17th competitor
I wonder what I did wrong?

how do clubs even work?
never got tempted to join one

>>715485287
You join one and throw shoes at each other for money

>>715485281
Take your speed stat. Now multiply it by 0.1.
That's your speed stat on turf.

>>715484845
I pick the winning chakra and get skills

>>715485547
It gave me corner and straight endurance recovery skills. For free.

>>715484021
If she appears in junior then betting on her can be a good idea. Restarting won't be that much of a detriment and if things end up going well you get a chunky stat boost for the early game.

>>715484603
>>715484603

>>715485287
In clubs:

1- Members can trade shoe items with each other which rewards them with "Club Points" (which can be used in the Shop to buy certain items). [Person A] makes the shoe request and then can leave, everybody else that checks the club can "donate" up to 2 shoes.

2- The total number of "fans" (the ones you get in career mode) of the members are added and that determines the Club ranking, then at beginning of a new month depending on the rank, all members are rewarded with CARATS and even more Clubs Points (pic-related).

>>715486494
Fans made per month of just profile fans in total?

>>715486625
Just profile fans, so yeah if you simply keep playing and getting fans then you'll become more "desirable" to clubs in general.