Choose one Mejiro

>>717439660 (OP)
Mcqueen!

>>717439660 (OP)
MEJIRO MACKWEEEEEN

>>717439660 (OP)
For me? It's Ardan

Is this a CM-viable stinky nature?

>>717439660 (OP)
I choose the flat one.

>>717439660 (OP)
I jerked it a LOT to Ramonu porn long before I cared about Umamusume.

>>717439660 (OP)
Death to the whole Mejiro family.

>>717439660 (OP)
She is muh queen...

>>717439660 (OP)
Palmer and it's not even fucking close.

I'm here, what do I do? And no jokes about yellow

>>717439660 (OP)
any except Mejiro JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>717439660 (OP)
Waiter waiter, more Mejiro Ryan please

>>717439660 (OP)
Bright.

>>717439660 (OP)
>This is a high schooler

>>717439993
>-15 energy

>>717440117
Jump over the fence and test your dirt aptitude

>>717439993
>Palmer and it's not even fucking close.
She's a slut though?

are (you)r horses ready?

>>717440117
Cartelmusic.mp3

>>717439876
Needs lone wolf to cancel other others lone wolf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw8gjwEtdhY

>>717440204

>>717440269
I don't even know what this is let alone how to prepare for it

>>717440238
>>717440301
This is America! And fuck phone posting I'll figure it out.

>>717439660 (OP)
I gotta say I enjoy the game a lot in its current state and I'm not looking forward at all to the Über-Stats, the billion powercreep scenarios and the pvp sweat modes

Reminder that /v/aca and /v/uma are friends.
Cows and horses graze at the same pastures after all...

>>717440606
Bet 25 bucks on Streakin sis anon, I need a new Porsche

>>717439660 (OP)
3, i don't know the names

>>717440453
Watch these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfaqxNyujjk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoGzxvdd5g0

>>717440679
/v/aca?

>>717440679
Hina horse crossover when?
>>717440803
/v/'s blue archive thread

>>717440453
3v3v3 PVP. Course and conditions are known well in advance so you can build horses specifically for it.

>>717440656
cute

>>717440606
ALL ON KARMAS A CHICK

>>717439660 (OP)
I choose my wife.

https://youtu.be/fujSx-uq2-s

>>717440265
This got me thinking, aren't all support cards basically trainers cucking each other by spending time with each other's trainees?

>>717440265
All Umas are pure.

B I G

>>717440157

>>717440705
>>717440936
Fuck I missed the race getting cash. Next race I'll post names.

>>717440792
Ok so where do I find out which girls are compatible with each other?

NIGGER

>>717441339
I can't imagine anything more depressing than a new mexico racecourse in fucking august. What is it, 110 degrees there?

>>717440373
he might have it on his ace

>>717439660 (OP)
Only one of them is cute.
And no, its not Mcqueen.

>>717441459
Are you using the right support card

>>717441579
HANS
GET ZE BOLT PISTOL

slow karen

>>717441478
The heat is probably fine. Humidity is what makes heat unbearable. If it's really dry out it probably feels nice. Even a gentle breeze would make it more than alright.

>>717441624
Race RNG has nothing to do with your deck.

>>717441609
True, it's mejo makeen.

>>717441624
>Marvelous sunday in C
>Gold shitty S
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)

>>717441579
what the fuck....

>>717441691
>play as pace chaser
GOOD THING THESE CARDS ARE USELESS IN A RACE
>dang wtf why do I only have all these late surge and front runner skills in my choices >:C

It has everything to do with it.

>>717441686
People who say this shit have never been in a fucking desert in the summer. You WILL die nigga

>>717441624
Isn’t Haru only good at MLB?

>>717441147
>aren't all support cards basically trainers cucking each other by spending time with each other's trainees?
It's not really cucking since each support card event is platonic or does not directly invovle the career trainer, unlike the trainee events during a career. The umamusume stories do allow you to cuck other trainers though

>>717441674

>>717439660 (OP)
All of them.

>>717441828
He's probably some dumbass european, they have a history of saying dumb shit like that and the going to Death Valley and finding out

>I'm almost at Senior Year and I still haven't gotten the Professor of Curvature event

So Tachyon without the injury would've been the undisputed GOAT right?

>>717440936
Razor Sharp won. Karma came in 2nd.
>>717441478
90+ but I was born in the desert. You could probably watch these races too somewhere.

>>717441828
In just a general comfort scenario it's humidity that really makes things feel miserable. A high heat is more manageable with low humidity.You'll be more comfortable as you die from heat stroke.

>>717440117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKNxeF4KMsY&list=RDyKNxeF4KMsY

>>717440269
Sad I didn't get Medium S, but I think I'm ready.

>>717441879
this is probably after the guts rework.

>>717441459
>hopeless stakes
that shit is cursed

>>717440265

Even better.

>>717442013
We'll never know.

>>717441819
I've had meastro and late surger corners, it was the first race after all. I could've bought Emperor but that would've been a waste since I got more hints for it later.
None of that fucking matters though because if the computers wants the npc with less than half the stats, no skills and bad aptitudes win, it will.

>>717439876
Debuff queen
>>717439879
Good choice

>>717439660 (OP)
dober > ardan > mcqueen > ryan > palmer > ramonu > bright

>every other umamusume I play with has bad runs that end poorly despite best efforts to effectively manage support card stat allocations, rest, recreation, and optional races
>play Bakushin like I don't even care and she keeps getting 1st every time in career
>repeat every day including the daily races for missions
>have to hear the "HA HA HA" every time I skip results
I'm starting to really resent Bakushin.

>>717442042
Not related but anytime "Go with the flow" pops I instantly start hearing the chorus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw1Fm61HBA8

Only allowing three borrows a day is fucking BULLSHIT

Anyone else not got their ssr ticket yet?

>>717442449
JP has 15 borrows per day and Spark rerolls after each run. Things will get better with time.

>>717442048
When even is the guts rework? Why didn't they launch the game with it?

>>717442291
I got my first acupuncture event with this fivehead. Game just loves her.

>>717441414
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility

Click the top-right cog and change region to Global.

>>717442291
The bakushin calls for you anon.

>>717441624
>Agnes Digital that high
ONE DECENT SKILL? NO SPECIALTY PRIORITY?

>>717439660 (OP)
McQueen is my Queen

>>717442291
It’s not too late to pull for Curren, anon.

Is this one shit?

20 on pacman #2. And he lost. FUCK.

And fuck captcha.
>Please wait 300 seconds

>>717442291
You guys play with sound on? I just mute the game and put on some music according to the uma I'm training

My luck's been amazing lately. I got 3* Speed, Stamina, and Power Umas just this week. Now I just need a 3* Wit spark Uma to fuck around with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af8OPoz1BgI

>>717442530
How are you supposed to do 15 runs in a day?

>>717439660 (OP)
I already her Palmer just from her "support" card

Yall have wit cards?

>>717439660 (OP)
Palmer > >McQueen > the rest > literal shit > Ryan

>>717443007
Do you skip the story events too?

>>717443007
I mute just the BGM sometimes while leaving sound effects on, I like that menu feedback.

>>717442630
Thanks.

>>717443016
Did you not run any races with her or was it just bad white spark rng?

>>717443134
Yeah, I read them when I want to learn about the umas better

>>717443237
Bad RNG. My luck with white sparks is dogshit, most of my 3* URA finale Umas have terrible sparks

Anyone have a 9* stamina uma I could borrow?

>>717442961
Pacman had no guts to sustain the last spurt I'm afraid

>>717443410
I have a (3*) 8* Stamina one, if you're interested
329517562957

>>717443410
https://uma-global.pure-db.com

>>717439660 (OP)
Dober is the popular choice. Even Spe recommends her.

20 on who

>>717444245
Iceman. Mayano would approve.

>>717444245
Duncan.

>>717444245
Iceman won't let you down

>>717444245
KKKlass action

>>717444245
all in on relentless

>>717444393
>>717444372
Got it. Results in a bit

>>717444245
>Apolitical Iceman

>>717444245
>Hott Favorite vs All About Fire vs Iceman
Klass Action will win.

>>717444245
I love silly horse names.

>>717444245
Klass action

I don't think I'll ever max out her speed but not having enough stamina to do this every time would be a much greater loss.

>>717444245
All About Fire will win ezy

>>717440269
my cards are barely good enough to get the recommended stats, though I fear I won't be able to get all the needed skills

Iceman is a loser. 4th

This feels like a lot

>>717445009
I will never financially recover

>>717445009
So Jamm Packed > Fast and Furious > Klass Action?

>>717445009
brb need to fetch my clock

I got a program each races horse names now but on separate pages. Don't really want to take a 2 pics for all the horses in one race

>>717445029
Pretty good

>>717445029
And all those skills are good too
You hit a jackpot

>>717445258
>>717445272
Too bad I'm doing a debuff build

>>717445256
Who's the one in a pink mask?

>>717445009
You can't be apolitical in the current climate.

>>717445365
So it's for Natty?

>>717445447
Grassy this time

>>717445134
Yup.
>>717445380
Didn't catch the #

>still no 3* sparks
>past ten careers have all been 1* Guts sparks

>>717441058
Training with The Forbidden One?

>>717445256
Fuck it. I don't wanna rush. Next race's horses p1. P2 in a sec

>>717440146
This guy fucking gets it!

>>717445521
Marrying Kiryuin just to take Meek in the divorce.

>>717445665
Fuck, forgot about phone posting issues. Anyways, 20 on who?

IT ONLY HAD A 13% FAILURE RATE FUUUUUCK

>>717445665
>>717445817
Eye the King

>>717445817
Mr Lights Out!

>>717445817
>Mister Lights out
Kek
Go for him

>>717445665
>>717445817
Eye The King, but I'd be wary of Mister Lights Out

>>717445817
I dont understand these stats
Outtasyght

>>717445665
>Eye the King
Sounds like King Halo and Almond Eye foal.
>Brown Coffeee
Manhattan Cafe's sister from the slums.

>>717446040
Harlem Cafe

>>717445927
>>717445969
>>717446040
Going for my gal the king. Results in a bit

>>717446068
>become roach man

>The cooler Agnes

>>717441459
The Grimhwa family is trong. You never had a chance.

>>717446268
Is there a third Agnes that they could add? More girlfailures are always welcome.

>>717445817
>My Corona B Gone
That one

>>717446335
>sprint race with a C
>End Closer
>those stats
what the fuck are the other trainers thinking by putting in these mismatched horses into races,I once saw Jorden try a sprint race where she was the 16th favorite, and got 16th, did she piss off her trainer or something for this humiliation ritual?

>>717439660 (OP)
Who is #5? Very cute

Mambo

If you train only stamina what happens?

>>717446546
Ehhh?

>>717446456
Farming fans in any race they can get in to.

>>717446650
Fractured pelvis

>>717445482
How should I build Gassy?

>>717439660 (OP)
Palmer by a longshot. Although I enjoy tomboys, I love sporty but still girly girls

>>717446716
I keep confusing her for Jungle Pocket

Race finish, official results in a second.

>>717446373
agnes flight or agnes world

>>717446830
very nice, impressive.

>>717446830
You guys suck at umas. King didn't even place. Next horses in a bit

>>717446456
Those Umas probably wanted it themselves but their trainers didn't have the guts or gaslighting skills to talk some sense into them.

>>717446801
They are really close, them sharing so many colors certainly doesn't help. Pocket is 100% sukeban though, while Palmer is just a sporty girl.

>>717439660 (OP)
This game has exactly zero memorable designs.

>>717446986
Well it's all about reading the stats of the horse and jockey not picking the funniest name. I usually never put my money on the favorite unless the disparity in past performance is too great.

>>717447330
why is that my friend, what don't you like about the designs?

P1 for race 8, P2 in a second

>uma players when rolling for a 0.102% chance to pull horsegirl
10 more pulls! It's bound to happen this time!
>uma players when faced with a 95% success rate in training
Too risky, gotta rest today

>>717446857
Seems like Agnes World won a decent number of races.
>Was doing well
>Sustained an injury
>Later won a big french race
The narrative writes itself, they could even add some scenes with Tachyon.

>>717447434
P2. 20 on who?

Also just realized these are Quarterhorse breed. I was wondering why these were all sprints

>>717447330
Nuh-uh, I already recognized like half of the cast before even watching the anime or playing the game

>>717446712
Same way as Natty I suppose

>>717447434
>>717447568
My luck goes to House of Lords

>>717447434
>>717447568
Fly Favorite.

Anyone below Reed Suspense please board on The Truck™

>Doing Nice Nature's career for the first time
>Struggling a little since she loves to get mood down events or migraines out of nowhere
>Creek's last event also never happened so no Maestro for insurance
>Use all my clocks but manage to make it to the URA Finals
>Boxed for half the race but she gets out and starts surging forward on the last corner
>Loses and comes in 4th
>Tazuna says that her speed was too low
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU GREEN BITCH? HER STATS WERE HIGHER THAN EVERY OTHER RACER

>>717447434
>>717447568
House of lords unless the betting odds are bad

>>717447434
House of lords, the next uma

>>717446874
what was her name again?

>>717447264
So thats why I like Pokke, she also has a really good VA.

>>717447330
Gold Ship begs to differ

>>717447750
should've trained guts

>>717447816
>>717447783
>>717447680
The Lord of Houses #5 it is.

>>717447530
as of now I think cygames is focusing on getting the rest of triple crown/tiara horses before getting side horses like agnes world or justaway and stuff

>>717447330
You have Alzheimer's

Finally raised my first A rank uma. Even got the hot spring event on this run.

>>717447330
No.

>>717442045
What support deck?

>>717447867
Her whole design gimmick is centered around taking the horses loud neighing after the Derby as being like a hot blooded protagonist. From there it's pretty easy to make her a delinquent (also I believe all the girls of her little gang are intended to be Jungle Pocket's kids). It's pretty neat how they decide on design cues from the real horses.

>>717439660 (OP)
r y a n !

AMBATUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

>>717446689
I love Boom A Bang

>Have 1100+ Stamina
>Have 500~ Power
>Get 1* Power spark
How does this spark shit even works then

>>717447864
Matafuckafugueatery

>>717448250
>100+
>0% failure
feels good

>>717448250
hold up, your power should have been at least 600 with how much you trained speed

>>717448250
The best part is I'm fairly sure you'd reach cap after URA anyway

>>717448325
>pick a random stat
>if less than 600, high chance for 1*
>between 600 and 1100, ~5% chance of 3*, otherwise a coinflip between 1* and 2*
>if 1100 or higher, 10% chance of 3*, otherwise likely 2*

>>717447330
I thought so too. I knew of it since 2016 or 17 and though that the designs were lame. Then I happened to see it acton a few weeks ago.

>>717448325
The game does two rolls:
1- There's a 20% chance of choosing any of the 5 stats (Speed, Stamina, Power, Guts, Wit)
2- After the stat is choosen, how high that stat is can decide the stars.

Getting something like 1* Guts when you can 1100 Stamina means that you failed the first roll.

>>717448012
Results in a second

>>717448250
Too bad that's an overkill and a waste of stats.

teio step on your dick

>>717448698
Oh shit. You guys don't suck at Umas. #5 Lord of Houses won. Next race info in a bit

>>717448698
How much money have you spent so far?

>>717448832
What were the odds?

The newest club: /v/mapyoi
>Please put "/v/" on your profile's comment. You can change it later after being approved.
>Simply be active and don't forget about the shoes

>haha you gotta build some deboofers man
>tfw no rudolf or evil nature

>>717449076
I'm sorry Operafag but people do not want to associate with your kind

>>717445521
I NEED TO TRAIN HER FUCK YOU CYGAMES

>>717439909
It is sadly a reality that the Mejiro clan is dead IRL and the only surviving member of the original bloodline is Dober who's like 29 now.
At least she got some foals nailed down to pass on the name.

I would call her Rice Nature but she doesn't even deserve it.

>>717448832
We leveled Wit this time

>>717445521
imagine fucking meek while aoi watches

>>717449076
I'm comfy in my club right now, maybe next month depending on Rankings and activity

>>717448890
O don't think this anon is spending any money at all

>>717449092
You should have some cards that give debuffs skills + the GW event should give you enough monies for a complete Evil Nature
>>717449139
We all love Opera O here though

>>717449139

>>717449385
Probably, $20 is a lot for every race I usually do $2 to $10 unless I'm really confident.

>>717449003
^99 whatever that means. I won $68 to my $20.

>>717448890
Think I'm $20 down so far not including expenses. 2 more races.

Race 9 P1. P2 in a bit

>>717449470
i would roughly correct her for this attitude

>>717449564
Trim your fucking nails paco

>>717449567
Can't correct perfection

>>717449385
I also have a good pic of the winning horse but too large and can't be arsed to edit in the field

>>717449671
So how much did you win on that bet?

>>717449564
P2, $20 on who?

>>717449564
>>717449752
Automatic

Are we just gonna ignore the....?

>>717449671
I kneel mexumanon

>>717449752
>Rush my hocks
>Holy Pete
KEK

>>717449564
>>717449752
Church Spire

>>717449564
>>717449752
Church Spire
I want a nun uma

>>717449564
Holy Pete has God on his side

>>717449752
kill me holy pete

>>717446546

>Winning Ticket stamina SSR
>-40 energy for entire event chain
For what fucking purpose.

>>717449873
But what does Umapyoi mean?

What stats do i go for Rice Shower to win 1st in Tenno Sho?

Literally just got done with a McQueen run. Was going to just make her parent fodder. But this is the first time she didn't fuck up on sleeping and I ended up making a good racer.

>>717449957
MAMBO

>>717449983
it means umapyoi

>>717448183

>>717450015
All you need for long races is stamina

>>717449983
sex. or so i've been told...

>>717449983
Sex with trainer

>>717449843
>>717449879
>>717449923
#8 holy pete it is. Results in a bit. There's one more race but I want to eat and rest during it, so this is the last race for you anons

>>717449752
I'm looking at the names of the (I presume) parents
>Rush My Hocks
>Kiss My Hocks and Ima China Rush

>Holy Pete
>Favorite Cartel and Suze Returns (High Rate of Return)

>>717449983
It means Umapyoi obviously

>>717450015
Guts

>>717449873

>>717450187
Holy Pete sounds like gold ship levels of tard

>>717450073
And you only need about 550. If your goal is just to win the career scenario. More if you want to race PVP.

>>717450190
Probably. Haven't had time to look down and interpret all the stats.

>>717449752
Man I'm not exactly sure who'd win... I'm guessing holy Pete has bad odds since he's probably the favorite. Id personally go with Jess Sonny D since they don't seem like a bad horse and I feel like they could win their first race here.

>Join club
>Farming the fuck out of it, doing 3M per day and basically top 3 in the club
>Suddenly get kicked because I didn't want to join their discord
>Check other clubs
>Joining Discord required!
Why the fuck would I join one for this game? I just need to farm fans and that's it. I fucking hate discord and everything it represents.

>>717449983
Just a reminder that the galaxy brain behind the lyrics of this song also did tracks for the MGS and ZOE games

#8 Holy Pete wins!

>>717449873
You better give an Umazing to anything Haru Urara requests.

>>717449286
Aaaand to the glue factory she goes. I don't even remember the last time I failed a career.

Just bricked a run by misclicking recreation

>>717450706
Yuge

>>717450706

>>717450578
>>717450578
Thats why you join a 4chan club. No discord shit required

>>717450706
Lmao nice

>>717450706
Praise the Lord

How do I get more parfaits?

>>717450578
Can you carry our club then? No Discord required >>717449076

>>717450761
The last 4chan club I joined people stopped trading shoes and we got to rank C+ then we disbanded.

>>717450706
Damn well I was wrong though he did he get second

>>717450821
Must've been a latefag club. My condolences

Done for today. Gonna enjoy the last race in peace. Might post my winnings from this race too.

>>717450794
flash sales while doing dailies/special/team races

>>717450930
I forgot apart from that.

>>717449983
Fertility

is it a good idea to put an evil nature in your team even if her stats are not great? i got one with like 5 red skills

>>717450908
Show us the moolah when you get a chance anon

!!! ATTENTION NIGGERS !!!

There's an open slot in /v/ma for someone that wants to sniff shoes with us.
We're on track to getting decent gibs so try do do a career or two every once in a while so we can get more, yeah?

First one to reply with their ID gets the invite.

If you're on cooldown you WILL be raped immediately.

>>717449076
Just left my club, will join tomorrow
>>717449139
Fuck you, Opera is great even if she trolled my first couple of runs with Rudolf

>>717450821
There may be 2 empty spots in my club in 2 days if they don't log in. I could invite you then.

>>717451062
In CM yes, in PVP no because you want good placings for everyone to get points

>>717450983
YOU DON'T

>>717450908
Umamusume is turning anons into rl gambling addicts. Shut this game down

Anyone for a race?
Shuka Sho 2000m
70917521
Two umas per anon please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NshW2XDAjPc

>>717451062
Only 5? That would not be enough even if she had the stats.

>>717451138
$10 positive. Remember to do your dailies and trade shoes in your club! Medium preferred.

>>717451235
Forgot to add that there are 18 slots in total

Grass-chan became fat after retirement while Kitasan became fit.

>>717451319
didn't oguri get fat(ter) too?

>>717451156
Do you only allow whales that do 5 careers a day and have a billion fans?

>>717451319
that's so fucking hot

Hi. Sorry for the off-topic post, feel free to report.

4chan can be uncomfy sometimes so I made a group for people who enjoy video games, anime, etc. These threads seem fun and we have one or two trainers in the group so I thought it might not be a bad idea to post an invite here.

If you enjoy sharing stuff you're into, feel free to take a look here and see if you might be interested: pastebin.com/RFk9GRmH

>two Nice Nature already

>>717451319
>fat
>gay
>weeaboo
>probably balding
Is there a worse fate than being grass wonder?

>>717451438
No. All we ask is that you at least try to do a daily career and not be gone for 4+ days.

>>717446546
It's so cruel that can I only see her through her support card and can't play her yet

How to farm blue currency

>>717451581
Cool sadly I'm still in my comfy club so I can't leave without going into cooldown, may try my luck next month

>>717451236
https://youtu.be/zNvny6S1iTk

>>717451235
Will begin in two minutes, there are still some slots left!!!

>>717451549
I need to test if my Evil Nature works

>>717451549
Hey, at least there aren't three

>>717451581
Unless getting an invite can somehow overwrite that cooldown if I'm already in a club

>>717450723
GGF

>>717451319
grass the type of girl to peak in high school and become a fat single mother afterwards

>>717451762
Invites only show up when your cooldown ends.

>>717451570
Having an absolutely miserable life like Oguri Cap and Tamano Cross.
>>717451653
The support upgrade mats? You can get them through daily races, and you get a few for finishing a career playthrough. You can also buy a few more with monies through the daily shop but its not worth it imo.
With the double daily tickets event going on rn id focus on getting 6 clears on the support mats race every day until its over.

>>717451838
Shit, sorry then

Mirin' this Makween

>>717451319
>Touch grass
>NOT THAT MUCH

>>717451319
fatty (affectionate)

>>717450983
you get one on every bingo card in events

Glad to see the Naturefags btfo. A shame I only got third place. Taishin has to go end from now on.

So turns out taking Taiki on mid is a valid strat.

Professor of Curvature
Professor of Curvature
Professor of Curvature
Professor of Curvature
Professor of Curvature
Swinging Maestro
Swinging Maestro
Swinging Maestro
Swinging Maestro
Swinging Maestro

>>717452334
sex

>>717451941
>Best stats in the race
>Late start into a box
Ironic

>>717452247
her unique is REALLY good

>>717451941
i got gigaboxed and ended up in 12th lmao

So what do you guys buy in the shop? all the stars? The shoes? Parfaits? Points? Everything?

>>717452318
For me, its Turbo Sprint
>>717452404
When i need power i take Hishi Amazon's card exactly for this because she offers that green that makes getting boxed in less likely.

>>717452447
Why the fuck did you run her as a pace chaser and not on front?

>>717452503
Still clocks (might stop soon), always shoes, sometimes parfaits, stars for my favourite characters.

>>717451156
What was /v/ma's rank last month? I might not switch clubs now but I could consider it after the next results.

>>717452503
Parfaits and 1* shards if they spawn

>>717452560
is it really worth giving up gourmand to get the bonuses from an S strategy?

>>717441624
>Pegasus and Marvelous in C
>Shakur in B
LOOOOOOL
LMAO
Here is your (You), faggot

Can't believe last week I thought this was one of the best games ever. Now I'm fairly certain this is one of the worst games ever made.

>>717452605
We're sitting at B+, teetering in and out of top 1000.

>>717439660 (OP)
What’s the woman’s name from the second to the right? I choose her, she looks tsundere

>>717452503
1. Clocks
2. Shoes
Then parfaits if im running low and stars if im missing a few to bump an Uma up further, i evade SSR shards because they are too expensive and not really worth it, you are better off waiting for a legendary race or hoarding statues to make progress

>>717452683
see you next week

Just had bakushin sex with Bakushin.

>>717452683
What happened?

>>717452749
Just to spite you. I am never coming here again. Thanks for the motivation.

>>717452674
I would, to make what just happened to you less likely to happen. You have maestro and over a 1000 stam and it's not even a long race.

>>717452795
Probably did a career

>>717452503
Shoes, parfaits, and once in a while stars for a few characters.

>>717452683
99% of trainers give up right before getting their 9* stamina run

>>717452814
see you tomorrow

>>717452821
But yeah in team trials skill activation is more important so use pace chaser there.

does someone have the picture showing how much Uma's ate on average? oguri wasn't even in the top 3

i just finished agnes tachyon's career and holy shit what a cunt
first uma that i found genuinely really dislikeable

>>717452959
akebono must be #1

>>717451941
>missed 1100 in both Speed and Stamina
What's the point? Should have put a little more into Stamina for a chance at 3* spark.

Cygames is crazy if they think players are going to buy carats just to run shit-tier career mode over and over again.

>>717440269
I'm trying to build Oguri for it but she refuses to inherit the damn S medium sparks im trying to feed her even after a gold inheritance event, it's driving me up the wall

https://youtu.be/X7PYH9iR7HQ?si=s4WBixvJRRjwDy4B

One of you niggers better join my club RIGHT FUCKING NOW >>717451156

>>717453075
Dont worry anon, i got a 1* guts anyway

>>717453214
Sorry, I'm a der/v/ main, D rank is all I need

>>717453026
Which part did you dislike from pure curiosity?

>>717453214
24hr cooldown too scary

>>717453214
Sorry, I'm still waiting for Bourbon's feet pics promised to me in /herse/

>>717453214
I don't want to be raped

38343358
Arima Kinen
Haru Urara only

irl umas
https://x.com/Yamato__Shijimi/status/1953085553429114911

>>717453162
KINO

>>717453214
I'm on cooldown

>>717453416
Cute kigs.

>>717441624
>marvelous in C

>>717453416
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>717453416
>>717453476
skinwalkers

>>717453214
NO MAKWEEN YAMETE

>>717453341
just about everything

>>717453416
Kig love

"Cum to me!" - Matikanefukukitaru

>>717453402
I cancelled, my haru had the advantage in aptitude accidentally

>>717452959
Oguri wasn't in the top 3 because she was literally forced onto a diet, and STILL made top 6.

>>717453879
It was the Haru with the costume unlocked right? That's fine.

>>717452771
dumb cutie

>>717453894
Matafakar is my favorite. Don't care that she's not top tier, she's a cute gremlin.

>>717453652
Fat "chest"

>>717451319
TRUE AMERICAN WEEB

>>717451492
Oh yeah I remember this.

>>717453402
Gonna start in 3 minutes if someone want to join

Going through career with only 2 stars on your uma feels like a destitute single mother struggling to send her unkempt child to a good college.

>>717454202
i'll join for next races if there are any

>>717453214
I'm on cooldown and don't want to get raped

>>717454202
mobchans will btfo all those uraras

>>717454202
npc horse victory

>>717454202
My Haru Urara stands above all other Haru Urara

>>717454265
Yeah, even the mediocre Umas breeze through the URA Finale when they're 3-stars.

>no good parents to train cuz RNG
>no new cards
What am I supposed to do now?

boss has the true urara

>>717454654
Jack off and wait for dailies to reset

:(

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It's canon they fucked.

Is now a good time to start?

>>717449092
>tfw Santono Diamond, MLB Symboli, borrowed MLB Rice Shower, 3LB Sweep, and a couple others I forgot the name of right now.

how are your favorite uma's ears and tail?

>>717454452
>>717454492
>>717454535
So close...

>>717454674
Thank you. It was lot of work.

>>717454723
Sex

>>717439660 (OP)
do they also release the models like other gachas?

>>717454837
You leave me no choice...

>>717454837
How can she be so dumb yet so perceptive at the same time?

>>717454892
>Likes cleaning out people's ears. Does not like having her ears cleaned
>Great at calming children
Considering how often I have ear problems, maybe that's why I'm drawn to her...

>>717454837
cinnamon roll too good for this world
too pure

>>717454837
is she the only uma that outright rejects you like this? everyone else I've trained ends up being into (You)

>>717454654
Look up a spark guide and learn how to make your own parents. That's what I'm doing now. It also has the added benefit of encouraging you to play characters more.

Basically, you aim for getting 600 in the first three stats. If you lose a couple races or get a shitty mood RNG, you just finish the character with 600 stats and hope for a 3* spark. But if in the process of doing this your character does really well, you switch to fully building them for racing.

>>717454837
that feels worse than failing a career
game over man, game over

>Didn't get last place with my C+ Haru
FUCK

>>717455026
Homer Simpson syndrome.

>>717454837
Rejected? By fucking Bakushin! Yeah, this one hurts

>>717454837
>She gets that you want to fuck her
>Doesn't get that you aren't talking about fucking her

>saving for Doto
>Summer Maruzensky banner is right before
>Summer Creek Support Card next week
Fuck...

>>717454892
A buttplug, apparently

>>717454837
Bakushin is a pure idiot savant. Bumbles into the right answer at the wrong time.

12707638
59356865
Gold Ship only
It's a dirt sprint race

>>717454837
Damn, the translation makes it sound less comedic than it's supposed to.

>>717455491
I'm saving for my girlfailures Doto and Halloween Rice(since I don't have regular Rice) and they are both in October I'm gonna have to save 60k fucking gems to guarantee I'm getting both aaaaaaiiieeeee

>>717456082
What's the original line?

>>717455491
Get Creek, you only need 1 copy and you can friendslot mlb kita

>>717454837
how is she so oblivious and yet not oblivious at all

I FUCKING LOVE GETTING BOXED FROM 4TH TO 12TH JUST FUCKING GO AROUND

>>717456501
Obviously you didn't have enough guts

>>717456501
Your trainee might have less skills than the competition.

Honestly Tazuna saying you need to learn skills is more infuriating than her saying you need more guts. At least you can understand to work on your stamina with guts.

>>717456784
Honestly Tazuna saying you need more Power when you have more fucking power than every other racer is FUCKING BULLSHIT

>>717448410
speed parents and initial speed from supports

>>717456245
>You're my trainer after all! I'm sorry, I don't see you as anything more!
>トレーナーさんはトレーナーさんです!それ以外の存在としては見れません!
"I don't see you as anything more" vs. "I can't see you as anything more".
>Ah, as expected, the class representative must sometimes deliver bad news.
>ハァ、やはり委員長は罪な存在ですねッ。
This makes the rejection more firmly, while in the original she seems more deluded on the fact you find her hot.

>>717455786
just start the race, I don't think other anons will join

>>717456904
yeah it's on
And it's raining...

>>717455786
>>717456904
I searched it but couldn't join, dammit

>>717455491
>>717456227
For me it Super Creek banner immediately followed by Wedding Top Cun. I'm boned.

What does the different weather/ground condition actually do other than activating the matching skills?

The absolute state of Golshibros.....

It went well, my Uma is not last this time

>>717456289
I have a c0 Creek and c4 Kita. I just feel like I need to get three diamonds for Super Creek.

best horse

Is Rudolf's skill any good inheritance for pace?

>>717457221
I will definitely pay to scout her if free carrots fail me

It's not the skills or power that you need, it's wits
1200 of them to be exact

>>717457221
nuh-uh

>>717457378
>it's wits
>1200 of them to be exact

>>717457114
Congrats on your victory

This is a busty horse zone. Be advised.

>>717457540
bakushin herself is pretty stacked

Which one you buying?

>>717457769
no taiki no buy

>>717457471
it was close and the whole race felt like a fever dream

>>717457769
If they were more subtle and didn't cost (assuming) a horse, I would get the Nice Nature one. Bourbon one is snazzy too.

>>717457114
>sprint

>>717457769
Kitasan and Oguri have the best colors but I'm not displaying that powerlevel in public.

>>717457264
its not a pace skill so obviously, no.

>>717457540
Turns out flat is not more aerodynamic

>>717457769
I hate Kitasan but Kitasan is easly the best one here.

Tachyon is great if you're a woman too.

Daily reminder btw

>>717457942
I think it costs around $150 ( + shipping )

>>717458193

>>717458193
I want to drink her

>>717457540
Need more Uma cowtits

>>717458121
Indeed it isn't
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322530755_Analysis_and_Qualitative_Effects_of_Large_Breasts_on_Aerodynamic_Performance_and_Wake_of_a_Miss_Kobayashi's_Dragon_Maid_Character

>>717457769
Mombo is the best design. But the one I would want is not here. And I'd rather have a Nendroid of the characters I like.

>>717458193
Tards outside of this site are so obsessed with yurifagging her and Daiwa, actually, they do it with most Umas

>>717458659

>>717457769
>Jp made watch
That will not fit on my big american wrists.

Damn, not a single one of you guys isn't on cooldown huh >>717451156

I don’t know how people can go a decent amount of turns without resting. I’ve tried the wit strat but I swear my outcomes are worse for it

>>717459003
I asked a couple days ago and no slots were open anywhere so you snooze you lose

>>717459064
When I get a good run it's usually sheer dumb luck of enough energy restore events hitting at the right time.

MARVELOUS SUNDAY BANNER FUCKING WHEN???

>>717459003
Why are so many people just ditching clubs anyway

Prof of curvature or iron will?

>>717458883
Wait, if the horseshoe goes from toes to arch, doesn't that make them garbage since your toes don't have bend?

>>717459242
never iron will

>>717459242
Bro, Iron Will is one of the worst skills in the entire game

>>717449076
Part of this club and it's great, everyone exchanging shoes all the time.

>>717459064
some support cards can give 5-20 energy or even more, plus the new eve events where you can gain 20 and 30 energy, and in theory you can go 5 turn without rest, granted you take the risk last turn and train with a 20-30% chance of failing

>>717459242
Curvature every time. Iron Will is just a pain to proc.

>>717459242
Curvature
Luv Rice Shower

>>717459242
Curvature, Iron Will's trigger conditions are too narrow

>Haven't Managed to get a single A rank in 50+ careers
>Try doing a Bakushin career
Bakushin-sama I kneel.

>>717459283
>>717459312
>>717459318
>>717459339
OK thanks lol

>>717459159
On Sunday

>>717458916
Seiko watches are pretty big on the wrist.

>>717459159
According to one site estimate, December 2026.

>>717459528
I'll take this opportunity (and your image) to ask. Is Stamina Eater even good? The description sounds like its one level below "slightly"

>>717459650
Why are her breasts such a large size?

>>717454837
I dont get it...

>>717459725
I have no idea lol. I don't have super creek and I was in need of stamina skills. I think it proc'd maybe once during the whole career

>>717459064
>WIT support that increases the energy gain from Wit training
>memorize which support event choices give energy
>always pick energy gain over extra training, and energy gains on New Year's
I'm not good at the game, just trying to think what might be affecting the situation.

>>717459754
Because it's marvelous

>>717457769
Satono Diamond
>McQueen
They couldn't come up with a more disgusting color combination if they tried

>>717459772
Autist Cap......

>>717459893
Gee McQueen, how come your mom lets you eat TWO pizzas?

>>717460020
no seriously what did trainer say wrong? why is bakushin mad?

Why was Mcqueen raped so much in life? Everyone impregnated her.

>>717456784
There's atleast some merit to it. You having 100 stat advantage on everyone means jack shit if they all can pop a velocity skill that gives boosts them more than your 100 extra speed boosts you.
The real infuriating 'advice' is when you come in second so she just goes "uwu, guess you did a fucky wucky, better luck next time" without telling you what went wrong.

>>717460146
You might be thinking of Dober anon, McQueen was a stallion.

>>717460120
What Trainer said wasnt entirely bad, the issue is that Bakushin's mouth is much faster than her brain so she thought the "emerging from your cocoon" meant "declaring my feelings towards you" instead of "becoming a better version of myself" and freaked out because she doesnt want to go out with you.

>>717460120
Bakushin thought trainer wanted to put his pOnOs to her vagOO and j-j-jam it in

Do stamina requirements only scale with distance or do they also scale with how far into career you are? Ex, would a 2000M race take the same stamina at the beginning as it would in the URA Finale?

>>717460356
>>717460404
wow, okay, thanks

>>717460146
*Dober, she's a Mejiro, ergo she has race winning gens in her much like how Tachyon mated with everything with a pulse because the few races we got as a sample of his performance pointed to him being JRA HoF material before the injury so everyone wanted to see if they could materialize that Tachyon.

>>717460146
.....Mejiro McQueen was a stallion

>>717454837
No Bakushin wife....

>>717460146
Hons has, for all intents and purposes, literally zero control over who they breed with.

>>717460356
>because she doesnt want to go out with you.
yet >>717460606

>>717460317
Well that usually means your trainee should have won, but they got boxed in or just unlucky.

>Just learned you can exit the game by right clicking on the main screen
And here I was Alt + F4ing each time

>>717460769
You didn't try escape?

>>717460120
Bakushin is a pure maiden in love but she's in denial, or more likely doesn't understand what her heart is telling her. So she's projecting hard. She interprets an innocuous suggestion as a torrid confession of love and tries to gently turn Trainer-san down, thus exposing to him (and the player) the depth of her own feelings. When she talks about putting some distance being a good idea, it's not for (You), it's obviously for her: observe how she instantly walks away and hides her face, thus betraying herself.

Sakura Bakushin is one of the greatest female vidya character ever written.

What's a good card spread for golshi? 4speed 2stam? 4speed 2power?

>>717460606
>>717460710
Not when she's still a schoolgirl and the class prez. After all that it's free game.

before the thread archives check this out

>>717460710
That is the first New Year's with her. Most trainees take all three years to really get close with their trainer.

>>717460830
I am not a very clever trainer

>>717460854
How popular is she in Japan?

>>717460482
They scale according to what stage of the game you are in, same with skills for the CPU, its why doing the Triple Crown or Triple Tiara races not in your Uma's career or outside of it entirely can feel easier than doing it as a requirement.
Also certain CPUmas are overtuned to be more powerful than they may suggest on the stat sheet because they are your Uma's direct rival, like Nishino Flower in both Sprinter Stakes for Bakushin since the 2 had a very fierce fight for the win in those 2 IRL.
Additionally, the game gives your Uma 400 extra points on all stats that cant be seen in-game so you can actually do your first few races, because G rank stats tend to be way, way too low to do any sort of racing. Then the game takes those away for the URA Finale because you are expected to move past the low level stats by that point.

>>717460910
I act as fast as she runs.

>>717460887
3 Speed, 2 Stamina, 1 Power
Or
3 Speed, 1 Stamina, 1 Power, 1 Wit

>>717460854
amen.

>>717460903
I have never seen a Guts animation past the first one

>>717460887
Golshi literally only needs power to win, speed does not matter nearly as much as you'd think

>>717460887
4strength 4stam

>>717461121
leather belt?

>>717460991
So I can't just get enough stamina for 2500M and then never touch it? Damn, I failed with El Condor Pasa because her unique skill requires having stamina left and I didn't get enough in time.

>>717460573
That makes it even worse.

>>717461190
Yeah Stam is really important in this game, about the only time you dont need that much stam to play is for sprinters and front-runners.
El wants like 600 stam minimum, and also stam skills, or really good speed skills for the last stretch

>>717461068
>>717461119
Thank you thank you, I can work with that.

>>717461121
Bro your math

>>717460887
Guaranteed anybody that ever has trouble with Gold Ship's campaign it's because they overtrain speed like they're training a front runner. Pump stamina and power and she'll never lose a race

>>717461536
Or just switch her to pace chaser.

>>717461536
Every once in awhile she still charges straight into a box.

>>717460930
Well liked meme character-tier.
Relative lack of appearances owing to the VA having some mental health issues probably hasn't helped.

>>717461536
It's not just about winning, it's about getting a reasonable honse out of it.
>>717461575
My best current Ship has a pace build, it's pretty nice. Also feels less likely to get boxed, at least in career.

>>717461121
>>717461175
NEIHEIGH

>>717461575
>Or just put her in a position where her skill will literally never pop
Bad trainer

>>717461241

>>717461241

>>717461615
>she still charges straight into a box.
Buy HER skills you retard, they are literally designed for her to not get boxed in.

>>717460606
That's why you have to trick her into marriage. Just tell her it's an important race or something.

>>717461575
Soulless