Rigged voting.
VOTE 1: Wipe for exploiters only;
>Wipe the exploiters! (loose gold + items, characters still remain, for now....)VOTE 2: Wipe FOR EVERYONE;
>everyone goes to new starter zones with only their names to their... name.VOTE 3: No-wipe:
>leave as isBLACKPILL:
It won't even matter
Day: 13
Server: down
Discord: OPEN [2h cooldown]
Registration: closed
ETA: tomorrow
Ross: pregnant
Polls: posted
Vibes: immaculate
Wipe: yes (exploiters only)
>Websitehttps://www.project-epoch.net
>When will Project Epoch release?Maybe today.
>What is Project Epoch?A WoW private server.
>Can I register?No.
>What are some of its features?Discord is officially OPEN
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT
>Addonshttps://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns#Project_Epoch_Addons
>/epog/ Guilds<Thousand Tusks>
>Latest Newsrigged voting
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>>534138295
Whitemane is made for shota cock
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The moment the discord was open, the polls were rigged.
They were prepping us with the shitty general polls by the CMs since day 1. HOW DEEP DOES THIS SHIT GO?
What is the Project Epoch mascot? Hard mode is not saying male pregenancy emoji
>>534161205shotacon whitemane
>>534161205>what is 2+2 and you can't say 4
>>534161205shotacon whitemane
>>534160931 (OP)It didn't have to end like this...
https://files.catbox.moe/4syhl1.webm
>devs and admins clueless to the point they initially launched the server on WINDOWS
you cant make this shit up. this is only the tip of the iceberg and being as incompetent as they are, it's doa. its over. accept it.
still don't feel like joining dickord just to get any news. they should handle their web way better. have a rolling newsline at the top or something
and they shouldve hide all (former) launch date mentions and buttons long time ago
There is literally no way they release today, they'll want to beFULLY RESTED and FRESH for the launch
>>534161259Well male pregnancy just isn't marketable
>>534161270This is cucked but only because she doesn't get her womb inflated with 12 gallons of jizz, nor does she get speared all the way through by him.
>>534161307you're right, it is over
now time for you to go back
>>534161307their betas a while ago only got 200-300~ population, so they thought it was alright
>>534161186I'm thoroughly convinced that pretty much all of this was planned from the start for some bizarre reason. Theres no way anyone would release new starter zones AFTER the scheduled launch, it just doesnt make sense.
The crashes, the radio silence, the retarded polls, they were all planned.
The shitty third option comes to the rescue!
A two option poll would have caused civil wars it would have been fun to watch
so this pretty much confirms that they have actually been lying this past week, no?
>server launching within the hour
>no new realms until a week after turtle launches, devs don't want to be stuck with potentially empty new realms
>account creation closed until a week after turtle launches
>>534161414make it like a chrono time themed RAT
>>534160931 (OP)there is nothing wrong with WoW in Unreal Engine 5.
You can still use the old grafix if you want to.
>have good game design decisions
>no core devs
>lack of transparency
its grim.
turtle wow makes shit game design decisions but at least they have maybe 1 or 2 core devs.
>>534161528umm sorry sweetie but this pre alpha footage with broken lighting looks bad therefore its bad
>>534161490>server launching within the hourWe'll be lucky if they launch it in this week.
I got the whitemane name on Kazan btw, feel free to /w smut to me :3
I genuinely think they're going to stall until Saturday because they wanted to launch on a Saturday REALLY bad.
You know the server is going to be good when you have both retoilet monkeys AND turtletroons seething out of their mind in every thread. Epoch won, everyone else lost.
>>534160931 (OP)>project epoch general>turtle op picturtle ass raped general yes'm
>>534161689Whitemane? more like WhiteMan lmao
GTFO troon
>>534161706>turtle op picit's not though, it's a fan project from 2009 to bring wow cinematic like graphics
is tbc starshards (nelf priest racial) as good for leveling as it seems or do you think its one of those things where its pretty weak but you feel obliged to use it to shave 1 second off killing a mob
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4kpYmga
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4kpYmga
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4kpYmga
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4kpYmga
PLACE YOUR BETS LADS WHEN IS THIS SHITSHOW GONNA LAUNCH
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4kpYmga
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4kpYmga
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4kpYmga
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4kpYmga
>>534160964Based and true
>>534161270Needs to be a shota gangbang instead
reminder that shotas are little boys
>>534162248I self insert as the shota so it's okay
>>534161475irony of last paragraph
>>534160931 (OP)that vote is the dumbest shit ever.
people will get gapped past level 27 by mages anyway.
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>Our art and content team was unable to assist with resolving the server instability and issues that caused our downtime
Terminally online faggot have been hammering the launcher since the 26th and these blokes can't even communicate properly the launch date was a failure and their server is still too fucked to function. Donators getting scammed big time
>>534162362AoE farming is nerfed
>>534161475Does he not know the E in ETA stands for Estimate? It's not a hard and fast rule
>>534162390It's called "donating" for a reason.
They don't owe you anything.
Holy shit I just realized I've been at this since 26th, wtf am I doing this is just burning time. Why am I even here, the game isn't even out and the drama is lukewarm at best. I've been watching paint dry online for the last 12 days.
>>534161976>no option for "today"nigger???
>>534162515Welcome to hell senpai.
>>534162404Other than the mobs being slightly harder (which affects every class), not really. Your AoE is capped to 10. You don't really start doing 10 mob pulls until Tanaris pirates and Plaguelands.
>>534162390they think communication has been good
>>534162362aoe farming is nerfed: aoe cap, spell made more mana intensive, mob ai design to not clump up, solo farms have been nerfed or made impossible.
mage has been no where near the top most played classes in the last 10 censuses I did.
>>534162515I couldn't even get myself to play other games or watch something else (other than madseasonshow and wow videos) this has been my main source of entertainment
>>534162475I don't even mean this in a demeaning way but I think he's legitimately autistic and struggles to communicate with people.
>>534162586The Idubbbz of the private server scene
>>534162618To add to this, there are a lot of new quests so mob farming isn't required to level to 60.
Anyone got a good addon for tracking skill duration on target and on myself. Something like ClassicAuraDurations was for vanilla
>>534162693Anisa*
He hasn't been in charge of his life in 4 years or so
>>534152231I was wondering specifically if there are late game bop recipes. If it's like regular classic where there aren't you can just get the prof on a lazy alt instead of needing to actually raid etc.
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So glad the trannies nutted and went to bed, the previous thread was the gayest thing I've seen since the epoch launch.
>>534162527If the official relaunch happens today I'll pee out diamonds
>>534162845you'll see a lot worse in the cumming days. the death of a general is ugly, but it is something one must become accustomed to.
>>534162390The team is essentially a bunch of idea guys with a single programmer that barely knows what hes doing.
>prot paladin has a taunt now
i dont need to be a healsissy anymore
life is good bros
>>534162845The latest FFXIV patch was a colossal flop. This bodes ill for every other thread on /vg/
>>534162515welcome to the maze
just play tetr.io while waiting
t. 3 pps sprint player
>>534163039still better than turtle wow
>>534161706anon, this is what wow will look like in 2013
>>534161475all it takes is a PRELIMINARY ETA, take the worst case scenario eta and double it. if it's not ready by then, give new eta. done, no one is butthurt anymore.
but the truth is he doesn't want to give people an eta, because then he won't have cuck testers. this is live, production, ad-hoc, slop development.
this motherfucker has never worked a job in his life with responsibility towards clients/stakeholders/customers
>>534162580how are you supposed to effectively aoe farm when you're getting cucked by 20 other mages in the location?
>>534163557>all it takes is a PRELIMINARY ETAThey don't know what they're doing, they're shooting the dark and he admits it
Bro you have been here for TWO WEEKS. HALF A MONTH! What are you doing with your life? Epooch cucks are the most pathetic manlet sissies i have ever seen.
>>534162586This guy is kinda funny in a way.
this was also a bit odd to read. why wouldn't he think that many people could think that's exactly what they're doing when updates are so vague and slow without any ETAs. but no it's the players that are retards for not realizing this somehow
>>534162586>>534163806they really need to get a better communications guy, both kaytotes and ross are retarded
>>534162580>Other than the mobs being slightly harder (which affects every class)The devs said they gave mobs new abilities, let's say they gave the Tanaris pirates a ranged net throw for example.
We already know from past dev logged they gave the stratholme undead changes to stop aoe farming.
>>534163785but you seen them
>>534163918>they gave the Tanaris pirates a ranged net throwMage AOE farmers seething
>>534163829>people will work on the queries for todaydo you think they have a test server or they are just going full yolo and testing their scripts on the actual server but on their GM character?
do you think they'll test the queries at all before running them?
>>534163829? we have been giving multiple updates a day, what the fuck are you talking about nigger
>we dont need to bring gurubashi up for testing its just the same as kezan
>bring both servers online for the launch
>servers crash
>>534163969And laugh at them every time.
>>534163697There really is no more aoe farming, anon. Mages are single targets outside of dungeons when tanks have aggro.
There's some deceit by omission being used: The 10 target cap for aoe damage isn't why mages can't farm anymore, it's because mobs on epoch are set to ignore pathing/gravity/walls and bee-line if they sense they're being pathing-exploited.
>>534164014>launch>everyone has 0 or infinite gold for some reason>shutdownThanks this has been helpful.
>>534164029every update is a nothing burger. no one cares about anything but an eta, unless you're retarded.
>>534164146>mobs on epoch are set to ignore pathing/gravity/walls and bee-line if they sense they're being pathing-exploitedI was using the fences in elwyn to kill mobs as a hunter and the pathfinding was so bad they would just run in circles without getting closer to me
>>534161475when was the last time a private server had a charismatic, normal gendered individual...
>>534164313Molten-wow and hermes
>>534164121Now try to repeat this without crying
>>534164272server lag fucked the pathing it's why the pets were bugged, i've seen this stuff happen in the last beta.
>windows deleted my epoch
is this a sign?
why are there so many trans girls in the epoch discord
>>534164415me and my alts
>>534164272If you were killing them one at a time I don't think it's enough to trigger the ghost phase.
They didn't say how it worked exactly but I think it's meant to stop aoe farmers and not just regular players.
>>534164192how the fuck are we supposed to give an ETA if we don't know when we are going to be ready ourselves? We haven't even found out what's causing the crashes yet, it might takes months to fix this, imagine we give an eta for next friday, and then we don't release? How is that better than no eta?
Fuck this shit i'm rolling on chromie
>>534164415can we stop calling them transgirls. that plane has crashed and burned.
'mentally deranged men' is the appropriate noun.
>>534164415trans women are all femcels aka neets that have no marketable skills and no job so they can only play wow if it's free.
>>534164415why is it always trans women and not trans men?
>>534164415We will be running guru chud.
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so we have 2 servers with 5k capacity each and they think this is good enough?
>>534164569trans men have women hobbies for some reason so you don't see them in male spaces
>>534164627That's logical, I wonder what the reason they prefer those hobbies is.
>>534164459saying that, in an update, is in itself an ETA. instead you keep insinuating its almost ready. because you need testers.
i refuse to believe shit like "servers wont be up for at least 8 hours" is the best ETA you can give
>>534164591They at the minimum have to open:
>Kezan 2>Gurubashi 2maybe even
>Kezan 3Poll already had greater than 14k votes and that is assuming participation on the server is like 60-70%.
I NEED MOAR SHOTA SLOPPA !!!!!
>>534164569Because they want to try life on easy mode. They also can't get laid as a male so they become "lesbian"
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Only 6 hours until I can sleep and wake up to pochie thursday.
>>534164569Because one gender is unfairly persecuted and it's not the one people tell you it is.
>>534164895You are black.
>>534164895Actual good bait well done anon
>>534164895you made me check, you are white.
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>>534161490Epoch was a ploy by sheena the whole time to get people so disgusted with other pservers where they would flood back to her sewage water servers and love it there and never complain again. He's been playing 4D chess the whole time!
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>>534165057>>534165109>>534165196You guys must be in bracket 2, try opening the launcher in 5/6 hours
>>534164459eta is an estimate, not something set in stone
take the worst possible outcome (2 weeks, 4 weeks, from now, whatever you think) and double it. if by that date it's not ready, give a new eta. that is MUCH better than no eta at all. now developers can work work with less pressure and players can go do something else. and if you get it working before the eta, good, now there's time for polish/bugfixes/new features/whatever. and you'll have enough players to test regardless.
you should underpromise and overdeliver. the only thing people are getting now are overpromises (i know they aren't meant that way, but they are interpreted that way) with no tangible deliveries.
i know it's scary but from my experience as a developer users/stakeholders/clients definitely handle eta's and delayed eta's way better than vague promises/updates and technical specs. people just want a date to hone in on, if that date updates, it's easy to adjust to.
>>534164708TOOOOOOODD! STOP GIVING THEM GREAT IDEAS
>rough ETA is two weeks
its over
Kaytotes, can you give an estimate of when the server will be back up?
>What do you mean? I can't tell you the exact time the servers will come back online.
Yes, but if you had to estimate how long it will take?
>Why are you saying I know when the servers will be back online? I just told you I don't know.
But if you had to just guess how long until the servers are back online what would you say?
>I don't understand the question.
>>534165245Don't you dare. If i cant play you cant sir
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Am I gaining hope or losing hope?
>>534165601>I don't know.
>>534165558Where did he say that?
>>534165761you can tell Kaytotes just wants to pull the plug on the whole project. I wouldnt get too hopeful if I were you.
Theres nothing to play. turtle comes out in a few weeks. this server probably wont be up before then. no other servers either...
>>534164708somebody make "IT JUST DON'T" variant
I have no hope left. They're still not prepared for the volume of people wanting to enter the servers.
I'm just waiting for the fresh TurtleWoW server at this point tbqhwyf.
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It will be up today or tomorrow... right?
>>534166216uhhh, sure bro...
>They "Stealth" launch Friday evening.
>15 seconds later "HOYL FUCKING SHITT ABLLS ITS UP!!!!!!" in the discord general chat since its open.
>Servers crash almost immedietly and we're back to square 1.
Cant wait.
I don't have eyes can somebody tell me when the servers are coming up?
>>534166105Shouldn't be an issue of they get the login and queue set up on a server that isn't the server that also hosts the game.
Let 10k people sit in the queue for however long they want.
>>534165601cause those idiots want to pretend that al those DECISIONS are very important and require hours-long discussions
I get to keep my level 7 character!
You peasants will have to fight for mob tags in starter zones while I will fill my bags with phat loot and have a good time questing!
Epic wiper fail.
>>534166545I'm rolling a gnome, a race nobody except me plays, and they get their own starting zone so I win
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>>534166493Pochie THURSDAY.
any of you faggots have a link to the leaked database for this DOA server?
>>534166630>posts tranime>calls others "troon"kekaroo
>>534166683I'm not sharing it with you because you called me a mean word. You're not allowed to click this link.
https://nuiva.github.io/epoch/items.html
>>534166670You made a mistake anon its...WEDNESDAY
>>534166781Why do you keep posting these still gifs?
>>534155147shes right though
>>534166718hmm yes... yes.. how about we uhm.. cut da dick off? let's cut da dick off then? hmm yes, the science supports it, see studies have been made, cut da dick off is the cure.. mmm yesss
>>534166841I lost my good folder a week ago when i had to wipe my computer.
Do you think Onyxia's infiltration of Stormwind's nobility went like this? First she'd have to kidnap and brainwash actual nobles, then pose as their daughter. She'd spend years - maybe decades - carefully building her cover in high society, slowly adjusting her glamour as she 'aged,' playing the perfect noble's daughter until she finally earned enough trust to become the regent's advisor.
The gap between Warcraft 3 and wow really just onyxia larping as a teenager?
It just occurred to me, that the poll is pointless more or less, they're still going to need multiple servers anyone who really wanted a wipe could just roll on the new additional servers they planned to open becasue they've on record said they don't think a server with more than 7k players is conducive to a good mmo experience.
>>534166718>tranimeNice try faggot but youre the only troon here. Also its obvious what you're doing. You're using demoralizing tactics to get people to go to turtle. You start by pretending to care, then you start spewing pessimistic nonsense to make others wanna give up too. Youre a shill and you arent fooling anyone. 2010 called, time for you to get back with your old ass tactics. Faggot.
>>534166923Ok but why gifs that dont move? Do you have ANY idea how long I waited for something to happen?
>>534164415All the biological females I know that are playing epoch are either fat or asian. I assume the rest are all men that think they pass because of the fat females.
>>534161475why does he sound so assblasted?
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>Epoch is never coming out
>Turtle is going to become unplayable soon
I'm just gonna kill myself
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>>534167017i...im sorry...ill...do...better...senpai
>>534167067imagine being him and reading this thread
>>534167085and most classic+ projects are not promising
just move on.
>>534167085>unplayableonly wow niggers would look at the best technological solution to the best game ever made and see it as a negative.
turtle are unironically going to surpass retail and ascension with the toolset UE 5 will give them.
>>534167085fucking hell I can't wait for the shitshow of excessive bloom, anti-sovl gas and washed colours.
however I will give credit where it's due if they can actually make the lightning good.
>>534166956is it time for Cunnyxia yet?
>>534167067I mean, he's been putting out fires for weeks while the slavering retards that populate the Epoch Discord flood the server with their own drool. If I were in any of these people's positions I'd just be killing random Discord users for sport at this point.
>>534166614>Implying people don't want to check out the new zones first and it will get hypercrowdedHow do you manage to make consistently bad decisions? do you need help?
I'm so fucking sick of this shit.
Day in and day out.
Waiting on some fucking vague update post.
From some braindead nigger name Kaytroon.
I can't fucking handle this tease.
He's doing it on purpose.
Selfish fucking prick.
>>534167220I'm not whitemane chad. He's our only hope.
>>534167196>anti-sovl gasI love how fast things catch on on this website.
>>534167153He's a faggot who banned anyone who posted their discord name here tho. Honestly the one thing that irks me about this server. Theyre not all that different from troontle when it comes to power tripping.
>>534167196AAA companies like bethesda couldn't optimize oblivion, but turtle wow has got it figured out.
>>534167226no one inflicted this problem on him but himself
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>>534167268inb4 you're called entitled despite being treated like shit because it's free
>>534167345russians are the best coders. lil toddy has nothing on them.
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Leave the developers and hard working discord moderators alone! THEY ARE DOING IT FOR FREE!
My Haiku...
Epochism:
Kaytroon mocks the wait
Dragging days into torment
Silence sharp as spite
>>534167196you can still use the standard graphics
>>534167429yea but why would you want to?
>>534167407it's been almost 20 years and DCS is still an unoptimized laggy mess
>>534167414just ban these faggots. simple as'
if you dont like the way the devs speak to you, you should not play on their server
>>534167414They definitely are because im never donating to them.
Summer moon
Kaytroon makes me wait
the darkness deepens
I'm making haikus until this nigger opens the servers, please join in
>>534167269you will see, so many people look at this as only a graphical change, but it's essentially a brand new lease on life. The idea that people using a 24 year old warcraft engine will be able to make better content is laughable.
>>534167513Im not some discord faggot and would never actually post anything theyd care about. Merely shitposted in Druid chat a little.
>>534167487>DCSthey are hohols
>>534167606what's the difference?
>>534167429not on my computer, I can't
Summer night burns red
Kaytroon watches servers fall
Ash drifts through the code
Kaytroon rules the chat
Discord brainlets babble loud
Silence breaks in rage
Thanks for that I got what I needed. I can sleep.
>>534166773>check out leatherworking new recipes>+lvl50 str leather recipes>sta + spi mail >+armor leather caster gear>+armor mail caster gear>NOTHING for enh shamans and huntersNice +6k items added to the game
>>534167196>>534167085>fucking hell I can't wait for the shitshow of excessive bloom, anti-sovl gas and washed colours.It looks off to me. I'm not sure why they would publish this screenshot.
>brightness low>squashed contrast>weird green tint5 minutes in paint.
why dont they just say that free projects are immune to criticism? that's what they mean.
whenever criticism is good and valid they'll defend the devs by attacking your character and imply you're overinvested and need to touch grass etc. but if you're less familiar with the project then you can't criticize either. you just cant critique them and they deserve all the love support and appreciation forever no matter what they do
>>534167579Turtle troons shills post
Non-stop being paid, shameless rot
Shenna fears the poch
:3 there was an attempt
Epoch lies ahead
The server hype now lies dead
Time to sleep instead.
>>534167085>>534167929>"WHAT IF BLIZZARD HIRED THAT MAN"
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>>534167886it's not the full list
>>534166773there is no full dump yet
>>534168004I refuse to believe that this won't still have something 'off' about it. It will just look and feel weird in a way that's hard to describe.
>>534168004wait what are the system specs for UE5 turtle?
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>>534167996Stinky butthole won
>>534168004Did they just pull these CPUs out of their ass?
The 1.12 client ran on computers from 20 years ago.
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>>534167867>Starting zones have been in the works since like 2 days into the server issuesOh god they really did just fucking rush those zones out the gate then. Those areas are going to be an utter trainwreck.
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Wipebros...
>>534168138Thank you.
Also is that it? people are overeating saying they cannot play
>>534168173So completely avoid troll and gnome. Good to know totes...
>>534168138>>534168004they have no idea what the requirements are going to be
>>534168173>>534168254Best class for troll and gnome?
>>534168004>>534168138they just made those numbers up, didnt they
>>534168281Turtle devs actually know what they are doing unlike Kaytotes and his troons
>>534168173they're going to crash the whole server multiple times, so strap in
>>534166614What, do gnomes spawn somewhere else now? The dwarf zone was full of them the one time I got to play.
>>534168373>turtle devsThey are experts in RMT
Prune and wipe difference down to 3.8k
Should we get worried?
>>534168362they have no idea how optimized the final product will be. making up numbers is literally they only thing they could do
>>534168373they wouldn't have gone with 1.12 if they did
>>534168428yes trolls and gnomes get their own zones now
first time making a lobby, might be shit
https://jiggie.fun/puOflc (SFW)
>>534168428while the servers have been down they whipped the content team into making custom troll and gnome starting areas in a single week, as a sorry for messing up the launch
>>534168373The UE port isn't something made internally by turtle dev, they are only sponsoring it. The UE client will be available to other servers too, you can follow its development along on their vk page.
>>534168471Nah, it's just some odd dad gamer faggots waking up/getting home from work.
the only good custom content on turtle wow is the high elf starting zone
>>534168191They are going to ignore the wishes of 10,000 players bros
>>534168428gnomes start in a Fallout vault
>>534167886I saw some decent lv 40 Stam/Int + SP gear with set bonuses for enhance shamans in there.
Shaman tank gear though since it was green text armor values.
>>534168558>guards don't say anything when you ask them for directions, they just update your maptry again
>>534168603>9,9k don't even have epoch accounts>100 didn't get in >88% will quit before 60
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>>534168739it's quite minor but they stopped adding this flavour text in the new retail expansions too and it is so sovlless.
>>534166956Need an adult Onxyia sloppa of milking a shota anduin
I will get first level 60 on gurubashi
>finished all my work for the day AND got a haircut
Yep, you can release the servers now I'm ready to play.
server is launching 8pm finland time when I come home from the vet
>do quests bro its optimal
>even while randomly inviting people to my party i cant get enough quest items before i am starting to outlevel the quests involved
>>534169034go away spurdosparde
>>534169034OHHHH FUGG SPURDO SPARDE :DDD
left = kezan
right = gurubashi
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>>534164415Sorry its my harem
>>534168980what was the work anon? you sound suspiciously proud
>>534169321I vacuumed my room today.
>>534169321Hmm nothing special, just running around town on errands, but it feels a lot harder because of how hot it is..
>>534169134But quest items drop for everyone in Epoch? How would you out-level them? Only despawning "actor" boxes are bad in groups.
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>>534169321made a poll on discord
will I regret rolling gurubashi?
will it die in a few months?
will I need to wait weeks for a "do we merge" poll?
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lets gooo
>>534169321I prepped the bull
>>534169231is it possible to go from right to left natty
>>534169657Anon pls MY BUTTHOLE STILL HURTS FROM THE EARLIER BAIT!!!!!!!
>>53416968336% is not humid are you retarded?
>>534169683>36%>Kind of yeahanon...
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>>534169683i know your fucking brown anon give it up nigga
>>534169657ITS NOT WORKING ITS NOT WORKING AAAAA
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>>534169665yeah, but you need to do GOMAD
please refrain from posting "I'm in" and "it's up" messages, it interrupts my terraria gameplay
thank you
>>534169820I'm black not brown
>>534169985fuck off xivtroon
your kind is not welcome here
>>534169665no, and left isnt natty
>>534169934Based, what are you doing? I tried doing a mage run yesterday on a drunk seed but got bored since I know the new patch is around the corner...
>>534169985Stay and fuck my wife this instant, XIVBVLL.
>>534170084doing summoner shit on thorium and getting my shit slapped by mechanical bosses
Just woke up
News status?
Vibes status?
War Room status?
>>534170060remember...we once....lived
>>534169985>jul 2026seems about right
is xiv the only japanese mmorpg ? is there really nothing else? you'd think japoneez would love mmo
Is it harder and more competitive to gather ore or farm cloth?
>>534170285I know there's a dragon quest one and PSO2 (lol).
>not giving a launch date/time
>>534170241>News statusWe will play when kaytotes feels like cranking
>Vibes statusExtra Salty
>War room statusNappy time
>>534170352none of those two are mmo, dumbass
>Once we get the next patch shipped we will switch on basically any time we want
So you're going to have to sit there and re-open the updater over and over now if you want to get in?
>>534170414if they do that it will rape their 2k playercap server stop being so inconsiderate of the devs!!!
>>534170517neither is xiv by that metric THOUGHEVER
>>534170608well yes but ffxiv at least pretends
We have enhanced streamlined interactions with the world environment in a multi threaded scenario. The test realms will be up in 5 minutes.
>We won't give time to relaunch because we don't want everyone logging in at once
>Relaunch on weekend
i feel like more and more posts on this site are made by GPT or other language models. whenever i see a post that's a paragraph or longer, it screams "AI-generated." am i going schizo?
>>534170936all part of the plan
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*kills you in your sleep*
Lörs reaktion?
>>534170936I don't know who they're trying to kid - the moment the patch goes out virtually everyone is going to rush to download it and log in, regardless of what time of day it is or how hush-hush they try to keep it.
Kes owes me sex for all the delays
Is epoch the most popular private server in history or is it nostalrius?
>>534171087It's the same on every platform, it's just retards using ai to rewrite their ramblings.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Elwynn forest... home...
>>534171087100% get on meds asap
>>534171236Light's Hope and Everlook launches were bigger.
>>534171236What other server can have such a disastrous launch and still pull, judging by the poll, 15-20k people willing to give it a second chance?
>>534171309holy shit this looks like ass
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turtle won
>>534171393Not counting chinese
>>534171309looks straight out of fable
So we're supposed to believe that they made two starting zones (that weren't even on the 6+ month roadmap) in the time the servers were down?
>>534171447looks like Runescape 3
(picrel is the first topleft img I found when searching runescape 3 on duckduckgo)
>>534171524I see it
>>534171236Elysium right after the Nost closure was the biggest.
>>534171478when did they add taurens to fortnite?
> Server will be capped at 5k to avoid crash/bugs
> 40k players will try to play, and if they open registration again, it might be 60k / 80k
> Lucky players who manage to get in, will use anti afk macro to not get disconnected
> if you don't login within the first few seconds of server opening, you will be stuck in a never ending queue
this ''secret relaunch'' will be another disaster for 80% of players.
Ambershire im coming!
>>534171643Kezan 2, 3 and Gurubashi 2, 3 will fix this
im tired of waiting for epoch should i buy persona 5 royal on steam and just play another game?
>>534171726>persona 5depends, are you trans?
>>534171309They really thought pasting 2004 assets in UE5 and butchering the lighting (which is the only improvement they can realistically have) would make people clap.
>>534171643No way there will be 40k+ players this time, 20k at most. But I do have concerns about the relaunch being a shitshow again.
>>534171726Nah keep trying to login
>>534171764She's excited for Epoch, so yes
>>534171782People ARE clapping though
>>534168650>Epoop>Tank shamanKek
>>534171550you are assuming that the people working on the server infrastructure are the same people that made those zones
(they very well could be, but we barely have any public information so it's hard to make verifiable claims)
this could be the art "team"'s way of trying to be helpful while seeing the technical team fumble the launch.
(i.e. art team rushes finishing new starting zones to help ease the lag of 1000s of people clustered in a few areas)
>>534171643>Ambershire im coming!Could turtlewow handle are 140,000 epoch players coming over?
This is probably the first time shenna is afraid to DDoS someone's launch.
>>534171849That's just Shenna making her daughter do free PR.
>>534171849Shhh, let Epoch be the qanon schizo containment server
>votes to wipe are catching up
so it is the tourists who don't actively check the discord voting for wipe
I just realized how good females nelfs look in Plate armor
Please wipe all servers
LAUNCHER UPDATE
>LAUNCHER UPDATE
LAUNCHER UPDATE
>LAUNCHER UPDATE
LAUNCHER UPDATE
>LAUNCHER UPDATE
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You laugh, but this is how other "classic+" servers look like.
>>534171764no
>>534171816i haven't tried to login since the first weekend.
>>534171927>you are assuming that the people working on the server infrastructure are the same people that made those zonesNo I'm not. But it's good to see strawmans are alive and well here. Fuck actual discussions.
We need Kezans 2-4 and Gurubashi 2 to survive the initial wave of players.
>>534172025minor grammatical error.
>>534172025What is the problem here exactly
>>534171997Nelf females look good in everything anon. But the racials.
this is your average wipecuck
>>534172195holy fuck where did it go
>>534172079no lol, do you actually trust those fucking retards to be able to eventually merge servers...???
>>534172259To prevent the poll being botted probably
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I will be nice and sociable on Project Epoch.
I will find a nice guild and make many friends on this server.
Pochie bros....i dont feel so good...
>>534172076what's there to discuss then? explain thyself
-they lied about making new zones at the last minute and had secretly been working on them this whole time
-they had new zones ready and did not mention it before
I've never made terrain or scripted Lua quests in WoW. is the issue here the seemingly accelerated timeline? or just showing further evidence that their communication is deliberately obtuse (trying to avoid saying dishonest)?
>>534172317The poll cant be botted. you need a phone number verified to vote.
Stay up coping that they will release soon or sleep 8 hours?
>>534172537if you have to be told you are a moron
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I tried Holy Paladin on turtle, and dungeon gameplay seemed to revolve around this thing. What am I gonna do on Epoch?
>>534172537they're not releasing before the poll is up, shit probably when release when its' done.
sleep 24 hours nonny you got time.
>>534172537Go exercise instead
>>534172503>*blocks your path*
what class to roll o n epoch?
>>534172691That setup is very likely using virtual numbers. but it made me chuckle.
>>534172628Rolling for number of push ups and squats
>>534172628what exercises can i do without leaving my house?
not looking good for wensdy poochie
>>534172637I was already doing that
>>534173002looking better than yesterday the devs admitted they're prunning already only thing holding us up is the starting zones.
>>534172982depends on what you have in your house.
>>534173092>believing anything kaytotes sayslol
>>534172608not to mention spiritual focus gave the same effect for 3 fewer points. is holy trash in epoch?
>>534173002ive given up hope. guess ill go jerk off and sleep all day. like usual...heh...heh
>>534172025ZAMN turtle looks like THAT???
>>534173265What are you going to jerk off to?
>>534164014They will backup before doing anything. Right?
>>534172982buy a adjustable bench, dumbbells and a pullup bar and some bands and you can do a lot. im getting in shape without leaving my apartment. wont cost more than 1k total for decent stuff. trulap adjustable dumbbells are good value and will last forever if you dont throw them around
so is bronzebeard got custome cotnent/
>>534164272If you let them hit you once every few cycles it probably won't happen
>>534167195>>534167973>>534167196UE5 client is not developed by turtel, but they have reserved the right to close-source their code.
>>534173331Yuri javs. Because I'm am based
>>534173258Yes. Only DPS get fun pre-BiS tier set effects
select all > delete, quick and clean
fresh as can be, double fresh
keep your names and your foreskin intact
vote genocide all must perish
>>534172338>can't play with /vg/bros or even be caught in a group picture with them without being sent to a labor camp[nervous laughter] Heh. I hecking love our epoopie overlords!
>>534173441can't believe they hired that man..
Anyone here still playing Warcraft 3? Is reforged good now?
>>534172628>>534172940Thanks for the suggestion anon, my arms burn and chest hurts now but I feel weirdly good, like I can breathe somewhat better. That was the first time I exercised in over 3 months.
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>no Ironclad, either
uh...I might need to go back to Priest
>>534170061if you've actually unironically avoided the game that's literally just wow again but better in every way (until dawntrail) just because you convince yourself you're allergic to anime or some shit you are factually retarded and not worthy of calling yourself a fan of the genre
course most people in this kind of thread have probably never played an mmo outside of free private server (poors....)
>>534173745No, but It's the only way to play if you want to pvp or play new custom maps.
>>534173774any xiv private servers?
>>534173756Now go outside and walk for 1 hour
>shit out new Chat-GPT prompted slop beginner zones not even 3% of the playerbase will use
>zero Q&A or beta testing
>delay your launch by another 2 weeks for it
I can't wait for the game breaking bugs and additional delays
>>534173774if the game was so good, you wouldn't need to shill it here lol
>>534173871No, I'm allergic to wasps and theres over 6 gorillion of them waiting for me to step outside.
>>534173258>is holy trash in epochYes
>>534173883could they be giga-braining this and releasing the new zones so that they can maintain the lie that server crashes are due to custom-content?
>>534173947Wasps aren't even real
>>534174021yes they are very smart
>>534169971Why are you black?
>>534173774>that's literally just wow again but better in every wayffxiv could not be farther from wow, even more vanilla wow, in its design
>>534174050Did I hallucinate my throat swelling up last month?
anyone know if you can have more than one rejuv on a target on epoch?
>>534173745I played a few months ago when Huntresses got buffed. Being forced to play with Chinese is hell, not because they're good but because they are such whiny faggots that will stall and prolong the game to make it as unbearable as possible if they are losing out of pure spite.
>>534174043man the old models and art style just doesn't blend in well with those effects. I get what they are trying but the effects need some serious tweaking
>server is now ready for relaunch
>can't give you a date ot time though
>just vibe launching, its whenever dudes
>>534174083it gets good after you get past the first 2 expansions (200 hours)! just give it a try sir please sir.
>>534174043That's actually really impressive. maybe ue5 is good.
bronze people of azerot, our server status?
>>534174172It'll release when Kaytotes gets a good nights rest in so just vibe for a while and remember to do their polls!
>>534174043thats not going to run on the recommended specs, come on now
>>534174201very impressive saar, we adding of more fog and stock effect
>>534172259>Think we can get a representative vote from 80k people?>No. Open the discord!
waiting for someone to buy 5000 indian 'phone votes' for $50 and make '2' win.
>>534174187I know, i'm an actual XIV player (I cleared the most recent ultimates)
Thinking XIV could fulfill the needs of people wanting to play vanilla wow is fucking stupid. The games are extreme opposites
>>534174323when unreal turtle releases all other pservers will no longer be worth playing.
>>534174187a realm reborn is good, story wise it's just slow. heavensward is also good
>>534174372How's the vote going rn?
ffxiv cunts really can't help it.
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>>534174689what do the numbers mean? can't join discord atm
>>534174623>>534174689its totally over.
mafia botted prune. meanwhile, gurubashi already has people who sell gold with stocks up to 1k
>>534174689You're actually gaining and would beat option 1 in about 60 hours.
>>534174748prune, wipe, donothing
>>5341747481 wipe exploiters
2 wipe all
3 no wipe
>>5341747481: No wipe, take away the gold of people who are suspiciously rich
2. Wipe
3. No wipe, let early exploiters keep their gains
>>534174043No matter how much you wrap a turd in pretty gift wrap and golden bows it will still be a turd.
>>5341747481. No wipe, prune the 42 accounts that have a "noticable" advantage in gold/resources/items/mail/alt bank
2.Full wipe
3.Leave everything as is
I was using turtle to choose my healer class for epoch since I never really played WoW before. I thought holy would be good, now I'm panicking
>>534174689and how do they actually find all the exploiters?
just check their inventories for any weapons, armor, shields, crafting mats, etc bought from vendors?
>>534174871Do we still believe in the 42?
I'm legit mentally retarded and had 20g.
having worked customer facing IT support positions in my past, I can tell you that users are fucking stupid and I don't blame the devs for responding the way they have responded at all.
The vote using emojis is sily, you can change your votes and vote for multiple things. There is a poll function on discord, but nah lets vibe vote. On top of that they have literally said it won't matter, and they will decide whatever they want anyway
what is the highest level character currently? seems weird to not do a full wipe considering the launch has been so extremely scuffed
>>534173745I watch a russian guy on twitch sometimes that is always playing dota1 lobbies on the old war3 client.
guessing exploiters bought bank slots and such with their currency
>>534174882you can never go wrong with holy paladin, even in vanilla vanilla its dumb easy and broken
>>534174861Why are you calling wow a turd?
>>534174882Holy Paladin is incredibly boring in baseline TBC. Trust me I played one at 70, by far the most boring healer in the entire game.
Priest > RDruid >>>>>> RShaman >>>>>> HPaladin when it comes to the fun factor.
GO VOTE WIPE - 2
MAKE DISCORD TRANNIES MAD AGAIN
Fuck node abusers.
>>534175007It was locked at 15
>>534175073Calling turtle a turd. But nice try troon.
>>534175104but what about being a melee healer right in the middle of the action? That's what I found fun about Holy
>>534174979Vote for multiple things is a good feature because you could end up splitting the nowipe and nowipe + prune vote against the wipers.
>>534175182It's not like that in TBC at all
"People wanting constant ETAs and deep technical details are being entitled. ETAs only come from actually working through the problems (it took a while just to identify the bottleneck and if it could even be solved). Giving ETAs would basically mean intentionally providing wrong info, then reverting on it day after day."
Dude I don't give a fuck about the details, just set a fucking concrete date. If you end up not being able to meet that date then you make another date, like in real life if you can't make an appointment. You let people know so they can plan shit. Fuck this guy Kaytosser
>poll is in discord only
>discord is closed to new people
>only poopsockers with level 15, 5000gold, and 300 professions get to vote
>no wipe wins
shocking
>>534175130Desu I'll rather enjoy your packlet melties
>>534174959I don't believe anything the team says anymore
>>534174898>and how do they actually find all the exploiters?assuming they are using SQL databases, they can query their databases using a statement like this:
(this is a language for communicating with SQL databases)
>-- Example SQL queries for detecting and handling exploited wealth in a WoW-style database>-- 1. Find all characters with suspicious gold amounts>SELECT > c.character_id,> c.character_name,> c.gold_amount, > c.level,
> c.creation_date, > (c.gold_amount / GREATEST(c.level, 1)) as gold_per_level_ratio
>FROM characters c>WHERE c.gold_amount > 50000 -- Threshold for suspicious amounts>ORDER BY c.gold_amount DESC;
>>534174187A realm reborns story is kino, so was the original.
>>534175412I know you are a cheater. Imagine doing that shit on a private server. Get a life.
>>534175380...but I don't have any ranged damage outside of holy shock
>>534175409most of the people voting haven't played the game. some of them haven't even played wow
>>534175182There is no melee healer here, there's not even caster healers, just healbots who wait 5 seconds between casts
>>534175409>be new>can't even register for 5-30 business days>still want to roll back 2-12 hours of peoples progress out of spiteYou're a double nigger
>>534175346No it fucking isn't, you lying piece of shit. You think wasting people's time is a goddamn joke? Well, fuck you. Get bent.
>>534175564>DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME PLEASElmao
>>534174959but the devs said people had 5g at most? how could you have 20g?
>>534175528what prevents you from meleeing all these 5 seconds???
If they open a third realm, I'm going there. CBA playing with you cheaters. Enjoy your fake gold.
>>534173505>on max stacks starfire will be free to cast and have a cast time of 1 second, if it crits the next one will have a cast time of 0.5 second>baseline crit chance for starfire 17%
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crank the servers kaytotes or face my wrath
>>534175409why would people who have not even played be allowed to vote?
Open the servers or she gets it
>>534175635>play a console game for a day>your little brother gets jealous and deletes your savefileThere, made it relatable for low iq.
>>534175674This desu. Though they werent so much cheating, more like abusing game mechanics placed there by incompetent devs.
>mad because they didn't get RED bag
Sad!
>>534175726Calling kaytotes as we speak, let's calm down man. Don't do anything you would end up regretting later.
>>534175668Well technically nothing but you put yourself at risk of cleave damage and you'd do so little damage with your sissy healing weapon that you might as well not bother
Unless you are talking about solo leveling in which case you'd be on damage spec as leveling in healing spec is retarded
>>534175896Sweet!
What does mine say?
>15000 votes for prime
>11000 votes for wipe
So they HAVE to open a 3rd PvE server, no? Kezan queue will be hell if they cap it at 5k or it continue to crash at the un-tested 6k range.
>>534175770Jokes on you. I AM the little brother. And i already voted for wipe.
>>534175952>leveling in healing spec is retardedbut I'm priest...
they should wipe the servers because some players got an unfair advantage. going forward they should cap daily playtime to 2 hours to prevent people with more free time from gaining an unfair advantage.
>>534175408nooo if he spent his time doing etas he wouldnt have time to work the server!
>>534175968you are ignoring the third option with 5000
>>534175697Just play Feral, Eredumb mains it
Paladin and Druid are the only safe bets on this funserver. The devs severely hate Priest and Warrior.
>>534175968i clicked on all the options lol
>>534163113what happened to XIV?
>>534174383>>534174187Much like wow the only good verison of XIV is the original 1.0, maybe you can say some good things about ARR and HW like you can for TBC and WOTLK. But SB is like CATA, SB is like MOP and EW is wod. DT is just retail
The only good MMO remains XI.
https://youtu.be/j1WRbivPYYU?si=k6FHsLTBVAHZg9pP
older games are just better, especially true for mmos.
POCHIE TODAY
>POCHIE TODAY
POCHIE TODAY
>POCHIE TODAY
POCHIE TODAY
>POCHIE TODAY
>>534175896YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO ANYTHING
NO SERVER FOR YOU
>>534176000why are you solo leveling as a priest. you are supposed to find a warrior to duo with (and pound your bussy)
We are just like the Israelites wondering the desert for 40 years ...
>>534176365I refuse to service w*rriors
>>534176240POCHIE TOMORROW
>TOMORROWT O M O R R O W
>TOMORROW
>>534176414why did you roll the warrior cumslurping class in the warrior bussy-demolishing expansion
>>534176184They decided to put a completely dogshit story in the story-focused MMO so people noticed the game wasn't very good outside of it which had a cascade reaction. Many such cases.
ppl are worried about the 15k votes and the 5k server player threshold are forgetting about time zones existing and are very low iq
>>534176519you sound like a w*rrior sorry I'm strong and independent HOLY priest and I know wand weaving as well
>>534175952so I'm just supposed to ignore Seals? all of those require hitting things in melee
>>534176576my anti afk macro?
>>534176576Not only that, they think all the voters are NEETs that will play 24/7 like them.
>>534176576Time zones? Isn't everyone going for a 48 hour gaming session off the bat?
>>534176598Damn. You might do 2 more DPS now. I'm so scared. *revs up the Bladestorm landmower and chops you into thousands of tiny pieces in an instant*
Sit the fuck down kid
>vote ends today
>stealth launch
>???
>we play
Trvst phe plvn
>>534176080Giving off turtle vibes with the faggot gm that keeps buffing paladin.
>>534175408he's so fucking stupid, intentionally or not misunderstanding everyone. no one gives a fuck about the technical side, no one wants "CONSTANT" etas, we just want a single eta.
imagine speaking to clients like this.
"hey how's our mobile app coming along, any eta for version 0?"
"STOP ASKING ABOUT ETA ITS JUST TAKING LONGER NOW IT COULD BE TOMORROW OR NEXT WEEK OR NEXT MONTH NO ONE KNOWS BY THE WAY CAN YOU TEST THIS FEATURE LIVE IN PRODUCTION IT MIGHT CRASH IT MIGHT NOT"
"ok ill just hire someone else bye"
honestly, giving ETAs is a difficult skill..it blows ass when you're the one responsible for making the initial ETA on an important project. Won't hold that one against the epoch devs, but they do need to work on their communication or assign someone else to do it
the anon who said "take your most pessimistic estimate and double it" has the right idea and actually works with Technology and/or has done some management.
A large part of the job of a dev is figuring out what tasks even need to be done, and figure out how to communicate that to other humans on the team. These are things you discover as you go, they're not assembly-line type repeated tasks that are self-explicatory
>>534176642In raids you will use judgement to get that debuff going once per boss fight, in dungeons you won't be wasting mana on them
>NO HOLY STRIKE
>CRUSADER STRIKE NO LONGER SPEEDS UP YOUR HEALS
jesus ok, holy really is unplayable outside of turtle I guess
full panic mode active, no idea what to play now
>>534176289Wrong. He's entitled to your mom, your sister, and your daughter. Much like everyone here already has ran through.
>>534176907turtle paladin is just OP you're used to bullshit funserver changes done by literal retards
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It's a stealth launch angle.
>>534176907fuck off we're full
>>534176862forgot pic. it will bother me if I dont post it
>>534176907Just spam that flash of light and shut your cock injector, tranny
>>534176907>holy really is unplayable outside of turtle I guessare you retarded? holy pally is arguably the best healer in the game in dungeons, raids and pvp, and im talking about normal vanilla
>>534176719Arent you? Arent i? Isnt everyone in this shithole website?
>>534176849>>534176862And even if you make an ETA or deadline, if you know you are not gonna be ablt to do it, then you simply reschedule another date. Poeple grumble and complain still, but at least then they still don't have to wait endlessly just in case it might vibe launched at any whimsical moment.
>>534176741um sorry sweatie that's not allowed on KEZAN /laugh walks away
The truth nobody wants to admit is that we arent going to be able to play this week.
You know it. I know it. Kaytotes knows it.
>>534177118I have a wife, 2 kids and job and I volunteer at my local soup kitchen.
>Then why are you hereit's one of few places where you can speak the truth.
>>534177230Bet you let niggers fuck your wife too
>>534177181more like this MONTH lmao
>Pochie today
Pochie today
>Pochie today
Pochie today
>Pochie today
Pochie today
>>534177230I have 3 wives 2 husbands and 67 kids
>>534177230Your wife is trans.
hosting the poll itself was a mistake, 50% of the playerbase is gonna be bitching about the result for weeks whatever it is. should have just made a decision and stuck with it
>poll ends
>radio silence for 12 more hours
>>534177421>just made a decision and stuck with itAnd launch the server?
No way.
>>534176080>Every classic+ or classic rebalanced recognizes that paladin and druid had the shittiest ends of the stick until t6 across the board and so they address it>"faggots keep buffing"pserver babies keep moving, this is a 40 year old man's neighbourhood.
>>534177413tfw no trans wife
>>534177421>epoch staff and bad decisionsA really iconic duo.
>>53417742150% of the playerbase is gonna be bitching either way
Most of the people bitching are the ones that think wipe or no wipe actually means anything in the long term of the server. Most of them won't even be part of the playerbase in a month or two anyways
How long until poll ends?
He LITERALLY said he believed it was ready to launch, saying "we will do it on X day at Y time" is not that hard to do kaytosser. I mean surely all your mods /gms and technical guys are going to want to know something concrete so they can be ready for it too? You are flippin FIRED from your own project
>>534177605FUCKKKKKK YOU NIGGA
>>5341776527 more hours if they keep the 24h window
>>534177652around 7 hours
>>534175968do private servers usually have multilple choices like PvE/PvP etc?
>>534177810>>534177812>>534177864>>534177890>5-7 hours until stealth launchPOCHIE HYPE POCHIE HYPE
>>534177582Get yourself a rich trans wife. And get "her" to put everything on you in her will. Everyday is a 50% chance you will become rich.
>>534177974no mr anime, 5-7 hours until 24 hours of radio silence
>>534177974but when does gaytotes sleep? They won't launch it when he's about to go nappy
>>534171114Don't think you won't get sleeved in this thread too, you little slut
>>534177974You guys have been at this trope for almost 2 weeks now. What is wrong with yall?
>devs are intentionally conditioning *us* to expect them to take their time with literally everything that they can do a stealth launch by INSTANTLY launching the servers when the poll ends
DON'T FALL FOR IT BROS KEEP CHECKING THE LAUNCHER
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I hope this stealth launch actually happens before weekend, neetGODS stay winning
>>534178037ill get a poor trans wife and i'll protect her
>>534177652randomize the option numbers and restart the poll
lets wait another 24hr
>>534178203People have had scripts reporting server status for days now, everyone here will know the instant its up
vibe check also more whitemane /ss/ slop plz
>>534178279Those have literally not worked a single fucking time nonny
>>534178083he goes to sleep 6-9am his time. it's 15:06 there so he's probably waking up around now
>>534177954Yeah, crossfaction is relatively new though - which I think made PvE servers more popular recently (past 5 years).
can you guys play at 2 private servers? i don't im already getting burned out
>>534178238That's what you think. You go out to water the garden a few minutes, you go back in and boom "she" already hung herself.
>>534177085lots of people ITT seem to disagree with you
>>534178279>failed to detect every single testLol ok
>>534177637Das rite.
It's all a part of Totes master plan to alienate 90% of the people so that only 5k are left and he can finally launch the server.
>>534176862>honestly, giving ETAs is a difficult skill..it blows ass when you're the one responsible for making the initial ETA on an important project.time estimation is very difficult yes, especially when there are many unknowns. giving an eta sounds more intimidating than it is, every stakeholder i've met have been perfectly fine with rough eta's, even changing eta's, it's not the end of the world as long as they have a date to pin.
>the anon who said "take your most pessimistic estimate and double it" has the right idea and actually works with Technology and/or has done some management.i'm that anon and yes i work in technology. i haven't done management per se but i've been responsible for many software projects towards stakeholders. all they need is an eta and they don't care about the technical side of things. sometimes you have to bring up technical details to explain to someone that something might not be physically possible to implement but you keep it dumbed down in that case. they just want a date to hone in on and i really understand them even better now being on the other side of the fence.
>>534178279Bro I ended up in gue last time there was a test because I trusted your nigger trackers.
What will go wrong when he turns both realms on? Instant crash or unforeseen issues?
>>534178203I look exactly like this and say these things on occasion
>>534178356? they work every time, except a couple occasions when they changed the addresses, but they get updated. https://project-epoch-status.com/ worked on the last test
>>534178441what an odd post, you are really weird
>>534178446he's right, holy paladin is top tier, what you can say about it though is that it can be boring if you aren't into spamming a single heal
Warrior or Priest, decide for me this instant.
bf6 open beta is on and you losers are still waiting for a thridie server to open after they consistenly displayed how incompetent they are.
absolute cucks.
>>534178634priest on gurubussy and u heal me uwu
I feel bad for trans people, I play wow to become another person so I can relate.
I don't get why you guys talk about them with so much hate and derision. they're just like us.
But seriously why do they come up every thread?
>>534178634warr + priest = paladin
play paladin
>>534178634Priest. Everyone wants you in their group. Gets an actual change in their rotation at 35 on Epoch when you get Shadowform. Disgusting in PvP, especially battlegrounds.
>>534178634>priest if u like crossdressing>warr if u like assfucking crossdressers
>>534178727I thought it was from the 9th to the 10th
>>534177146exactly. plus, developers won't have to work in fire fight-mode.
someone get this idea through kaytotes thick ass skull.
>>534178182there is nothing else to do
>>534178727is that some zoomer game?
>>534178795It's people trying to fit in, I guess. I assume they are kids.
>>534178727who gives a shit about bf6? I rather play 3 or 4, or not play at all.
All the eutards are awake now
>>534178634Nelf female priest of course. It’s cringe to play anything else
>>534178727bf1 was the last bf for me
>>534178946>is that some millennial game?Fixed
>>534178727>36k queueI think I'll save my queue energy for Pochie (today)
>>534178613>he's right, holy paladin is top tier, what you can say about it though is that it can be boring if you aren't into spamming a single healI am fine with spamming one heal, as long as I am hitting things with my weapon in between. Now people are telling me there is no melee healer (and paladin has basically no ranged damage...)
Epoch Waiting Room - SFW + Did Nothing Wrong edition
https://jiggie.fun/9c4DfJ
I just woke up from a 12 hour sleep. Should I assume literally nothing has happened re: the server and that they won't be putting up shit until the weekend?
>>534178889Yeah, they are putting the pressure on themselves. They could reschedule it any time. I don't even think turlte fresh is a problem, seeing as they themselves have said fuck off tourists. Even if it launches after that, people might go there for a bit and then come back when it launches, after realising turtle is shitmode. Might help them.
>>534178426Raidlogging is defnitely doable on 2-3 servers
Although I usually lose interest in one of the older characters really fast
>>5341787276?! the hell happened to 5 and 4
insider here, characters with over 10g and any who opened a high level chest have all been pruned already. as soon as the 24 hours for the poll is over, in about 5 hours, the servers are going to launch with no announcement. 5k players caps, no extra servers planned unless its totally unplayable.
nelf priest sounds optimal unless you wanna cosplay whitemane
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Bronzebeard is pretty sweet i think the tier list goes
>turtle UE5
>Turtle Fresh
>Bronzebeard
>Anniversery realms
>Epoch
>Turtle Stale
>>534179179Kaytotes and Xius had a little melty on discord but that's it
>>534179179I would say there’s at leas t chance it comes up tomorrow. Most likely not today
>>534178795its just how it is. the masses will have metabolized
the concept soon i think. many people have trouble holding ambiguity
>>534179179nothing happened, wait 7 hours for the poll to end and then another 8-12 hours for the next update.
>>534179163>I am fine with spamming one heal, as long as I am hitting things with my weapon in betweenvery possible in dungeons, in raids you won't, though, most likely
>>534178610LOL
M
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>>533901478 was me, neither of your shitty trackers fucking worked.
>>534178795I'm a chaser, I love trans girls
>>534179295typical list of someone who posts an anime pic
>>534167929kek, that screenshot looks like absolute dogshit.
>>534179272Built for shota cock
outsider here, i have no idea what's going on
>>534178613>what an odd post, you are really weirdMarrying a mentally ill man with an axe wound is weirder.
>forcing everyone to migrate to ue5
Turtle's Epoch moment is gonna happen soon boys
>>534179272Builded for shotas
>>534179272optimal how?
Starshards looks comfy af for leveling. But the 1% dodge and shadowmeld are meme racials
the night/day shit is cool flavor but alternates between 1% crit which is just okay, and 1% go oom faster, neither of which will make a meaninful impact in content
>>534179295>retail level scalingmiss me with that shit
>>534178727why would I want to play an FPS if I'm currently trying to play an mmo though.
>>534178795They're annoying attention whores who masturbate in public and try to weasel their way into positions of power wherever they go.
>>534179385Have you tried relaoding them if you have the tab open all the time? Have you set the alerts properly? I know for a fact the one I linked alerted me when the last test opened up, I was there I remember it. I got on in the first like 200 people because of it
>>534179406How to find trans girls?
>>534178727No thanks. Im never touching a dice game again. They proved just how little they care about their players with 2042
>>534179559You can switch racials at 60 senpai.
>>534179559optimal because you get to be a night elf
>>534179627ff14/wow
/lgbt/
any discord
etc
>>534179587Ill give you that the scaling can kinda suck in some instances, But it also allows you to ding 60 in ungoro crater if you so please to.
>>534179371seal of wisdom felt like the best thing about paladin healing, and I don't even get to use it.
guess i'll play a druid or something
>>534179559can't you just swap racials in epoch?
Does minmax racials even work didn't we get the wotlk racials where wep skill doesn't exist?
>>534178634Smite priest. Be the cancer.
>>534179627Kill trans, get you a femboy instead
>>534179709the game ends the second you hit 60 senpai
Today is poll day.
Tomorrow is poll analysis day.
The next day after is poll results day.
After the poll day comes relaunch of the website day.
Tomorrow after the relaunch of the website day comes the account registration day.
After tomorrow of tomorrow of account registration day comes moving the website to a new database host which take up 24hrs.
After yesterday of tomorrow of tomorrow comes announcement of the relaunch day.
Then for the final final really I mean it and I promise it the last time you have to wait another 24hr before the official relaunch.
Hold onnnnn, it’s was just a test relaunch: You have to wait another 24hr, ok I mean it really really the last time then after comes the official launch day.
Nah guys just joking before official launch day comes… yes I mean it this time, really really the last final time before relaunch comes the poll about voting which day for relaunch day.
Why the fuck are you calling Bronzebeard Classic+ ???? That shit is literally a bigger funserver than WoWscape in 2008.
>>534179272why would you NOT want to cosplay whitemane?
>>534179462im not into the post surgery ones, but plenty of them keep the junk and thats fine to me
anyway your posts talking them killing each other are just really weird, its like you have a complete lack of empathy
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>>534179651read it your self
>>534179908No one wants to join troon wow shenna. Your demoralizing tactics have had 0 effect so far.
>>534179868The erp starts at 60 actually.
>>534180076This guys is a twat. Honestly, I can't wait to leave the fucking discord once the game is playable (read: probably never)
>>534179971does it have custom content
>>534180058>lack of empathy>if you dont marry a mentally porn deranged gooner you lack empathyInb4 >strawman reee
Yeah whatever its hard to feel empathy for these weird fucks who infect the minds of the young, cause tons of harms to themselves and those closest to them then offs themselves leaving their family heartbroken and destroyed.
Stfu faggot
>>534180393>if you dont marry a mentally porn deranged gooner you lack empathyliterally who said that? what?
If I make a Human Priest and go straight to the dwarf lands at level 1, will I still get my class quests over there?
>>534178727>unironically playing newest battlefield® in 2025>calling others cucksalways projection
I have decided to pursue a relationship with a trans girl. Wish me luck.
>>534178634WARRIOR PRIEST
>>534178727more like FellForItAgain 6
I'm sure this isn't a bad sign for how the server will be run in the future.
>>534180453>i even called it out as a strawman. You've shown your cards zoomer. You cant even read past the first sentence you attention focus lacking twat
Is it theoretically possible to limit participation in a Discord channel (I.E. the Epoch General) by joined date? It's not like they aren't already censorious so if that's possible it seems like a quick way to stop a lot of the worst retardation in the discord.
>>534180561>50% chance of getting the "death" part of "until death do us part"
>>534180393>>if you dont marry a mentally porn deranged gooner you lack empathyNobody told you to marry a tranny here. You are just being asked to stop posting like a literal psychopath.
>>534180561Do you really want to take the risk of eternal damnation by being a degenerate sinner? Ask Jesus for strength.
>>534180393i too dream of marrying them, head up king we're all gonna make it
>>534180756is this 4chinz or reddit, i can't tell anymore
>>534180756The psycopath is you because you wanna marry a mentally ill person whom you will see suffering daily. Nice try faggot but your fake caring doesnt fool me. You probably get off on these lunatics suffering.
>>534180703i dont think you know what strawman means
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every time one of those “dps committed” human male warriors gets invited to a dungeon group and says they can’t tank, a real tank quits the game.
i’ll help prevent the tank drought by denying every single one of them. the LFG meat grinder will break them long before they hit 60
>>534180701i cant wait for his inevitable meltdown where he holds the entire server hostage during his tantrum
bet your ass this project will end with a rm -rf /
>>534180703>its fine to use fallacies as long as i acknowledge them firstyou owned him
>>534178279They constantly change the IP of the server when launching it again.
>>534180701Yea its gonna be a shitshow. Still playing it (if it ever does work) but its gonna be liek this any time there's a problem.
on horde, what's the earliest you can get a wand from a quest?
on turtle there was a wand reward in the UD start zone https://database.turtle-wow.org/?item=51820
>>534175460fucking science, tell ya. lmao
DELETE * from characters WHERE level >= 15
GO
>>534181007its actually not going to be warriors this time. Just a million braindead ret palies.
>>534181053No they don't, it changed because they did one test on someone's home setup, and then its changed to what it is now when they setup the new build on the host, which it wil remain.
why would anyone play on this server after kaytotes talks to you like a bitch constantly?
>>534181037>oop, there's a typo, I now no longer have to engage the substance of your argumentThis is exactly how every single one of you who shout fallacy/source/grammar sound, it's a childish way to carry on a conversation and it leads absolutely nowhere.
>>534181007I feel this so much
>Classic establishes furytanking to be the way to go>Can perfectly level solo with the few build changes it asks for, most people do>Invite warriors to groups>"I can't tank">be invited by warriors to groups as druid/paladin/priest/shaman>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T HEAL?!?!?!?!"
>>534180968The only time I open reddit is when I google something and the first result is reddit. It's pretty good for that.
>trannies hijack the thread to talk about their mental illness that's in no way related to the game
>Boohoo, why do people hate us :((((((
Fuck off and die. You have your own board for this shit.
>>>/lgbt/
>>534180701Pserver admins are all the same ego powertripping retards.
Just treat Epoch as Blizzard Classic+ waiting room, have fun and don't invest yourself too much into the decisions and politics around them.
>>534181117I don't know if they added custom content that gives a wand but it would be from an enchanter at 5 or 8 or 10 or something
>>534181225They mentioned turning their proxy off, will that affetc the status trackers if they have proxy on or off?
>>534181279>tranimetroonyou are gonna 50% soon too
>>534181279Tell them queen
ITS UP UP UP! GURU TOO!
They really did a stealth reopening!
>>534181228I am because I'm fucking bored but it gives me 0 faith that Kaytotes won't be causing drama in the future when other problems arise.
>>534181279Tell them king
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>>534181279Its the turtle shills. They cant help but talk about their disgusting fetishes.
>>534181279you don't have to be so grumpy anon. Its almost time for POCHIE!
>>534181506Not falling for it again fag
534181506
>trusting tr*ckers
lol
We launcher checkers now kid.
can female dwarves be cute
>>534181228I'm gonna take his free shit and abuse him for every failing while doing so!
>>534181506Sweety it will be up when Kaytotes deems you're worth it
VOTE WIPE
BE WHITE
FAIR START, WITHOUT 3RD WORDERS CHEATING
>>534181279but anon... you're posting tranime
reminder that gnomes are the only good alliance race
>>534181279based anime poster
>>534181725anime website, go kys newfag
>need one more DPS for dungeon run
>warrior whispers me
>tell him we already have a tank
>paladin whispers me
>tell him we already have a healer
>>534181714All the pro wipers are ESL. Read the discord all of them crying for wipe can barley type a coherent sentence
POCHIE WEEK
>POCHIE WEEK
POCHIE WEEK
>POCHIE WEEK
POCHIE WEEK
>POCHIE WEEK
>>534180701You just lost a costumer kaytotes. I had £100 saved up ready to donate, now its going on chaturbate
>chuddies hijack the thread to talk about their mental illness that's in no way related to the game
>Boohoo, why do people hate us :((((((
Fuck off and die. You have your own board for this shit.
>>>/pol/
>>534181241it was you who brought it up? first you did it and then you pointed to it. it was all unnecessary
>>534167085I think this looks good, idk how mindbroken you have to be to hate this especially since its optional
>>534181824grown men acting like little girls, sad
>>534167085this looks good though.
>>534181241>>534181953or was it not even you? i bet you just read the last post and quickly identified me as x and then reacted to it
Epoch Waiting Room - Penis Because of That One Fag in The Last One Edition
https://jiggie.fun/penis
>>534181831based
hybrid niggers should know their place
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fucking puzzle asshole power tripping where's my free speech? some people can't handle the slightest bit of power over others
>>534180701Their communication and staff have been so unbearably cringe & weird. If it’s any indication on how the server will pan out it’s gonna (continue to be) a hilarious shitshow.
>>534181831based
never suffer dps warriors
>>534180701I for one will enjoy the weekly gaytotes melty
>>534181246>me: "sorry, we already have a tank">them: "b-but i'm not a tan-">me: "sorry, you're not manly enough"
>>534167085HAHAHAH IS THIS REAL?
IS SHENNA REALLY THIS DUMB?
That looks awful.
>>534181831>Ret Paladin>start my own groups so I can dpswow it's just that easy
>>534182227shut mouth basterd bitch asmongold play dps warrior bitch
>>534182256>>534182149I've been up all night I'm na and I'm tired!! Fuck off
If you see a paladin wearing cloth remember to sexually bully them, they are into that shit.
>>534181934the fact that there are so many of you freaks here makes me not want to play
>>534182227based fuck em.
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>>534182227rare based post on 4chin
>>534182389>Tanks won't join because they share loot with you>Healers won't join because they share loot with youcarry on...
>>534181934/pol/ really fucking killed this site
>>534182227translation:
>you want to start and organize the whole group by yourself while i join as dps and you tank? by the way i will roll need on both tank and dps gear and bail if it takes longer than 5 minutes for full group
>>534182573Just play feral and never invite another druid or rogue to your party. Simple
>>534181934You have a point. Whether it's a tranny talking about sexual stuff or a chud saying the nword, it's two sides of the same coin
>>534179253Thanks for the heads up ross
>>534182413It's okay nonny I'll forgive you since you contributed to my image collection
Is ulmetrs dead or is his work done for now? No commits in 14 hours.
>>534181934>im a grown man with hair on my bollocks who larps as a little girl online, if you tell me it's weird then I'll call you a chud
>>534182748He left his host body to support another incompetent dev who needs saving.
>>534181759Its true. Gnomes are the only race that havent committed some war crime. Also the only ones who have done more for the alliance(at the sacrifice of themselves), like how instead of recapturing gnomergan they gave it up and went to help the alliance in the war.
>>534182748he's doing jiggies
>>534180627Drop the hammer and pick up a book, 2h or shields are not allowed in my warband faggot
just 6 more hours before we get the poll results guys!
>>534182908FCUKING SOUL why cant someone make a private server like this?
>>534182445Same. The pserver scene is FILLED with transtards. I hate it.
>>534182908fucking hell I turned white after watching this sovl
>>534182651most warrior tank gear is dps gear because the best way to hold threat is to do more damage
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how important are the "spend 5 points to have 70% chance to avoid casting delays from taking damage" talents, given that "there are no melee healers"?
>>534179253I dont know if this is a LARP or not but this actually does make sense
If they just launch it without any announcements at a random time it's going to help with the queues tremendously
Also, I don't think any other servers are going to made as well, simply because the game has been, essentially, offline for over a week now and a lot of the hype has died down
>>534182873fuck you I'll make my own warband then
Friday evening would be the most kino time to launch the server. Probably not great for pop, but personally I'd be done with work and instantly jump into the world... of Azeroth. Heil Gul'dan.
Even with the new racial swap thing I can't see any reason to roll anything but male UD warlock.
I mean, cannibalize is amazing for leveling, they have the best casting animations and cloth gear looks amazing on them
I could make an exception for female UD and humans but they only have 1 casting animation for some reason.
>>534182859radiation bombing your only city as it's being invaded isn't a war crime?
Are there any welfare spellswords for prot paladin at 60?
>>534182908Man, I still remember how during early Alpha, mages had Chains of Ice, which was removed because it was essentially massively overpowered
Looking for a cute tranny to start on pochie with me, we'll play gnomes and we'll have fun!
>>534183082How important is car insurance on a 1000 mile car?
>>534182573Feral druid and Priest don't share loot with me anon
>>534183089And then people cry because its not fair they didn't know it was launched, they were asleep at work etc and now they are behind already!
>>534183162>and instantly jump into the world... of AzerothMore like to the back of the queue
Does epoch use energy ticks or real time?
>>534183220>but they only have 1 casting animation for some reason.male ud have more? what race would you roll for racials
>>534183449Its wotlk client so real time
>>534183364>Ferals don't want leather with crit/hit/AP/strath facemask/etc>I will surely find several of these people to fill my group to share loot with each other :)
Now that we know what will happen to the server, what am I supposed to shitpost about?
What would actually be the most kino is stealth dropping it late at night. For the neets
>>534183162After seeing Kaytotes say they don't want a flood of people on relaunch, I've changed my view. I don't think Kaytotes is delaying to the weekend now - the fuck is going to delay until Monday lmao
>>534183328anon i told you yesterday 1k is low mileage for a car
>>534183089I dont blame him if her ass looked like that in dress
>>534183393Let them cry then. Anyone who isn't at least checking the Discord once a day for updates doesn't even deserve to play on the server at this point.
I've decided to stay on Gurubashi
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are you guys going to play the card game
>>534183018>most warrior tank gear is dps gear because the best way to hold threat is to do more damageagree but it's so overstated and really doesn't make a difference for dungeon pugs. i've played with so many retarded tanks on turtle who would tank in mostly leather gear, dual wielding, sitting permanently in fury stance and they keep wondering why they are dying while blaming the healer. all thanks to le furytank meme.
>>534183537>drops at night for US, peak EU>drops at night for EU, peak USPick your poison.
>>5341835374am drop screencap it
>>534183714is it gonna be triple triad?
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>>534183687I was just checking if you were still around.
>>534183514it's important if something is going to go wrong or if you take unavoidable damage that can pushback your casting, if you wont or are not you can skip it.
just becasue you're not in melee doesn't mean no one is going to hit you. skip if you play in a slick premade, take if you're pugging for raids it depends on what fun changes devs made.
>>534183807the only correct answer. ship it.
>>534183698It's all her fault
>>534183871I'm just not gonna take it and blame my tank if I take damage, then
>>534183714they should just copy in hearthstone
>>534183491Some races have 3 and others 4
Check out wowhead dressing room and look up readyspelldirected and readyspellomni to see wich classes are missing animations.
The other 2 are channelcastdirected and channelcastomni if you want to check them out.
>>534183714>Triple Triad card collecting, but in an actually cool worldthey would need 10 more servers
If I level as ele from the get-go am I going to be miserable and ooming after every pull?
I recall being told that in normal vanilla it’s kind of shit all the way up until about the 40s bracket.
>>534184169No, this is TBC skills/talents, every build is viable for levelling now
>>534182573>healers won’t join because they’d have to share the air with a ret
How much dungeon tier do i really need to farm as a healer. Can I just show up in some greens and get my raid spot
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