play my game nigga

>no h-scenes
>gacha
>no impregnation scenes
>no pregnant horsegirl scenes
no thanks

>>715610405 (OP)
dumb hat

EL PERRO DE CACA

>>715610405 (OP)
I just jack off i don't play that gacha

MKFK

>>715611069
getting lucky with mkfk!

>>715610985
there is no gameplay you literally just press buttons in the menu

Im playing the other cygames game

>>715610405 (OP)
>watch a stream
>get practically the same experience as if I was playing myself
no thanks

Death to gacha niggers

i will NEVER play that slop

"no"

Another gacha thread for non-whites with tiny dicks. This is why women from your race don’t touch you and prefer white guys & BWC

>>715610549
nta but also
>full female cast and yet no romance at all
yeah, into the trash it goes

>>715611989
TRVKE

>never once browsed horsefucker related shit on twitter
>never get tweets on my feed from other gachas
>suddenly my entire feed is just nothing but horsefucker memes
This game has to be the most astroturfed shit ever

>>715613561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs

>>715611989
tsmt!

>>715610405 (OP)
but im white

>>715611989
developing a white cock obsession to try and counter the bbc memes has got to be one of the most gay pathetic things I've seen white supremacists do

>>715610549
>no h-scenes
just go read por-
oh wait

>>715610405 (OP)
no sorry I have standards.
coomshit on its own isn't enough, it needs to have good gameplay too.

>>715614079
>go read portuguese
why would i do that?

>>715610405 (OP)
How the fuck do people have like 300,000+ fans at the end of a campaign? The most I've managed is like 180,000ish, I can't fathom how you would almost double that.

>>715610549
This is a horse racing game sir

>>715614380
do races and have + fans support cards

>>715614380
Do and win more optional G1 races.

Holy FUARK the beach OST is KINO

Gatcha games are literal containment for cuck losers

>>715614607
>>715614772
Yeah, but how do you have enough time to do races, train stats and recover stamina? I feel like if I try to do more races, I choke because my stats aren't good enough or I just keep failing trainings if I don't take time to recover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WttUxO0EooA

>>715614972
>3 years gaslighting a sprinter that she is training for distance
Easily the best campaign

>>715614170
>coomshit on its own isn't enough,
Uma has basically zero coomshit

>it needs to have good gameplay too.
Uma is one of the few gachas with actual gameplay that can't be reduced down to "pick strongest characters > spend energy on daily > mash buttons > repeat till empty > quit > repeat the next day"

>>715615119
The game needs another resource to manage during the story it’s too simplistic once you figure out what the stats do

>>715614901
run races when you don't have good training options

>>715610668
contexto?

>>715613903
Anby!

>>715610405 (OP)
The slopgolems really ate this one up huh

>>715610405 (OP)
I finally made Rice URA Champion and got her THE GOAT title. My job is done goodbye

>>715615098
>no, you see, 3 x 1200m means you actually ran a 3600m race
Is the class rep. allowed to be criminally retarded?

OPEN THE BANNER I NEED TO ROLL

>get Mihono Bourbon
>four stars, potential level 3
>gets migrants, mood downs randomly, and barely rests ever wasting precious turns
>can't beat her career at all, fail midway through every fucking time
Do I just suck or does this bitch suck? I've beaten like ten other careers and stat-wise she SHOULD be my best horse but no, shes eats shit at the Japanese derby and only ever gets second or third place for every race beforehand.
How the do I make this autistic robot win? I'm tired of seeing her.

>>715615538
what did it cost you?

>>715615937
16 Rices buried in the backyard.

why did she lose the finals? I'm upset.

>>715610405 (OP)
Okay :3

>>715615827
Speed Stamina Power
Just build around the final sprint with skills
A lot of her big rivals are skill crutchimg shitters with a dozen velocity skills

>>715612106
>yet no romance at all
Like half the girls have some romance implications

>>715614901
With good enough support cards. There's also cards that can increase stat gains from winning races which lets you RACEMAXX

>>715616062
gay nigga juice

>>715616058
I don’t think you can dump guts to that degree

>>715616042
How ? It took me 7 tries and the GOAT run was pure coasting.

Xmas Oguri when?

>3 stars aren't actually any better, they just get puritti costumes
The eternal Asian Jew strikes again

>>715616058
>no guts when style is pace/late
>no guts with divine might/fighter/slipstream
>neglected stamina when running medium/long and only recovery skill is soft step
she probably lost because her trainer was mentally disabled

>>715615119
why are you lying? that's exactly the umamusume "gameplay"

>they aren't actual anthro horses
dropped

>>715610405 (OP)
okay nigga

>>715616901
I think they are better generally they have harder careers though. Also 1 and 2 stars have costumes as well you just dont get them unless you pull a bunch of copies

>>715617392
500 stamina is all you need for Medium/Long, especially with recovery

What the actual fuck does Guts even do

>>715610405 (OP)
I think the Yakuza conspiracy theory might be real. All I could find.
https://vndb.org/c?f=d0XqH&p=1&s=0
https://vndb.org/c86673

>>715618193
nothing
>4. Guts: The Insurance Policy
>https://www.freejobalert.com/article/uma-musume-pretty-derby-stats-explained-12153

>>715610405 (OP)
nortubel tier horse

why would i play a game about running when i can go outside and run faster?

>>715618551
Because moving is fucking boring, normalnigger. Excercise is for depressed retards that need the dopamine to "feel le good"

>>715618193
>What the actual fuck does Guts even do
makes me waste time training it when 4+ friends constantly show up on it in the early game.

Someone explain to me how the fuck this game is able to have such amazing animations and why we are not seeing it in Persona and other anime games.

>>715618193
Supposedly, it's about how fast your horse will go when stamina is depleted.

>>715618852
they dont have to program anything else, the entire game is spreadsheets and they devoted all their budget into several high quality mocaps.

Is this game yuri?

>>715618976
the anime is maybe, ingame its mostly spicy innuendo with their trainers

>>715618852
>Someone explain to me how the fuck this game is able to have such amazing animations
Made by Granblue developers, you know, the ones that unironically started the modern gacha industry by printing BILLIONS with Granblue.

They're so rich they fund their own anime now.

>>715616901
Upgrading to 3 stars unlocks a stronger version of their Unique Skill, it gets a new animation and even changes name.

>>715616058
>ult still level 1
>no corner recovery/swinging maestro
I mean, you're not giving your horse a fighting chance here.

I want to FEED Oguri cheeseburgers

where banner grug want pull

>>715618976
I ship Vodka and Daiwa

>>715618868
I think it also makes your horse more competitive at the end of the race, like if somebody tries to pass your horse she will go
>nuh uh bitch
And speed up in a power vs guts battle

>>715611279
Long term strategizing is gameplay. Nobody plays chess for the precision of physically moving the pieces.

>>715617587
>Have to intelligently pick which skills to focus first
>Have to intelligently choose which stats to level up depending on the upcoming races and where your Uma is strong/weak
>"Yeah bro just mash buttons"
You're literally not getting past the third career race, the first and second are basically narrative setups and give you pity wins.

>>715618780
and gacha isn't? kek

>>715616518
Yes, you can.
>>715617392
>neglected stamina when running medium/long
In my defense, I thought I was playing Vodka, it wasn't until after the debut race that I noticed this was not Mile-Racer Vodka, and I had picked the wrong horse.
>>715619126
I didn't bring Creek because I was suppose to be playing a mile racer. He ult is level 1 because she only won the races where its mandatory for her to win.

Nevertheless, I thought she would do better than 8th place for the Finals.

Are you umiggers doing the limited missions

>>715616518
>>715617392
you're telling me guts actually has a purpose?

>Top Gun event where she knocks herself out by overdoing "make your body sexy" yoga poses she probably saw in Buzzfeed articles
>And she did it specifically for Trainer
I'm just trying to race horses here.

>>715619523
Gacha isn't normal.

>>715619309
who's that

>>715619581
I just spam the career mode for fun. If i complete missions doing that then thats great if not i don't sweat it.

>>715610549
>>no h-scenes
what do you mean there are no horse scenes in the horse game?

Why is anime so LGBT?

>>715614901
You wait for 3rd scenario MANT where you do nothing but RACE RACE RACE and you shat out stats for it

>>715619684
pretty sure it's Stay Gold, Gold Ship's father.

>>715619295
https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/

The gacha simulator has a timer, just keep an eye on that.

>>715619581
knocked out half of them with mcqueen

>>715619581
I can't find a single horse that can do that one day 1 race, you know the one.

Same with day 2

Should I pull for Kita 1 by 1 or 10 by 10? I have 22k carrots, wish me luck

>>715619859
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters

use this

>>715619309
kek based Gold Ship's dad.

what do i spam with fatwa scarlet

She is coming

but not kitasan

>>715611989
You are no different from BBC porn addicts and you know it. If you truly believe in any of that race play shit you need to seek actual help with your addiction because you are on par if not worse than a heroin or meth junkie. That all being said I fucking hate gold ship and her stupid tactic of waiting to till the last moment to blitz everyone and win and it has cost her 3 races fucking stupid bitch.

>>715619961
She's number 1.

>>715616637
Bwo your stam? Your guys?

TORENA-SAN! ARE YOU LADY FOR KITASAN NNNNEGRO?

>>715619961
make her a front runner and BAKUSHIN TO VICTORY

>>715619859
goldship can knock all of them out easily

>11k carrots
I'm so fucking ready for Kitasan. Gonna MLB her so hard its not even funny

I like in the anime that the Umas wear their own dress or attires. Idols running!

>>715620336
when I play with Haru I'll let her do this instead of training the whole summer

>>715620502
>11k

>>715620502
>11k
>MLB
lmao

>>715610405 (OP)
She didn't say that.

>>715620502
I heard of Japs spending a grand trying to MLB this bitch, youre cooked bro

>>715620502
anon...

>>715620559
no shit you need a way to differentiate brown hair anime girl from brown hair anime girl number 2, repeat for every hair color on the planet.

even in the anime you can easily confuse special week from teio because they look like clones to each other.

>>715617870
Yeah that checks out

>>715620741
>even in the anime you can easily confuse special week from teio because they look like clones to each other.
Not even retards are this stupid.

>>715619859
Agnes Tachyon can do all of Day 2

Who names their horse "Vodka"?

>>715620502
I believe in you

>>715620502
If this game has taught me anything. It’s that it’s not over until it’s over. Good luck bro

>>715620990
>El Rey de Xbox
>Pan Maravilla
kek

>>715620905
Same guy that named bourbon

>>715620970
this image is giving nazi particles

>>715620990
>6 speed cards Bakushin
S-strong...

Is this really appropriate?

>>715614380
Support cards with +fans add a lot. I get like 50k fans when I win long G1s

>>715610405 (OP)
Gold Shit is the most obnoxious, stupid, intolerable character in the whole game and a perfect fit for the retarded faggoty human trash that infests this board.

>>715621565
You are morally obligated to embrace your umas

>>715621565
I felt bad for deceiving her, but at least I made her win it all.

>>715620502
Rolling more Umas is more important than rolling this card.

>>715619684
Stay Gold. Gold Ship's dad.

>>715622045
this. I'm going to pull on her banner twice and then spend the rest of my 20k carats on umas instead so I can get cute outfits

well, i tried
15K and 0 kitasans
got this bitch a million times tho

>>715610405 (OP)
Stop region blocking the nation I live in then... dumb horse.

>>715622045
just get luicky and do 5 single rolls and get her in all 5

>>715622367
Kitasan is out? I'm on the bed still

>>715622367
retard bro... the banner isn't up yet...

>>715619431
why are you romanticizing basic jrpg elements? I'm sorry but this game doesn't magically have good gameplay just because your favorite twitch streamer likes it

>>715622367
>he fell for the dbspic shitposting
anon... it drops in 7 hours...

>>715622045
Would you mountain climb in the wilderness to see a beautiful view, yet ignore basic equipment like a backpack, water, some food, appropiate boots, etc?
If the only thing you're bringing to the mountain top is a camera for a selfie, you aren't considering the full scope of the experience.

>>715622367
Get bricked retard

>>715622367
Anon?

>>715619838
>have enough for 140 pulls
>simulate this 2 times and get nothing, get 5 kitasan on the next pull
I don't know how I feel about these odds

>>715622367

>>715622764
Be smart, pull in the pretend site until you get nothing, that way your luck value is so low it just can't get any lower, then pull on the banner once it releases and you will 100% get it. Trust me bro.

>>715611279
tell that to the /vg/ general

>>715622367

if i never played and just starting today, whats the chances I can get those kitasan black things while rerolling constantly

>>715620502
Same energy.

>>715611279
so no game ever made has real gameplay because you're just pressing buttons

where the fuck is the banner

>>715622367
Bahahahahaha

I have played many a visual novel and games where they want you to fall in love with the girls and yet none of them made made me love characters as much as this game. Why

>>715622367
retardGOD

>>715610405 (OP)
Isn't this just horse gambling?

>>715623028
God is the best author.

>>715623086
no its horse princess maker

Is there a wiki or gamefaqs like to check the cards' events and do some minmax faggotry?

>>715610405 (OP)
I tried, but I couldn't get into it. I think it's just not my cup of tea.

>>715623086
yeah you can strike it rich in this game like real gambling

>>715623125
https://gametora.com/umamusume/training-event-helper

>>715619838
>instantly get 5 Kitasan off 80 pulls
this fucking site is lying to me, isn't it?

>>715622367
Bad. Fake. Bait. Die.

>>715623215

>7% failure
>fail
fuck off vodka

>>715622367
hehe you got trolled

>>715619838
>try this out
>get one and two other SRs in the first pull
fuck I wasted all my luck with this retarded simulator

>>715622367
witGOD

>715622367
Has to be a troll, but still image if

dame da neigh...

>>715622963
IIRC Someone in a thread yesterday said thay statistically you're 99% likely to get 3 copies in a reroll within 400 attempts. So just get lucky and hit it before then, but I have no idea how many rerolls you could realistically do in a day.

I also may be retarded at math and misunderstood what they said.

>>715623216
>he used up all his luck on a mock pull
oh nononono

>>715611989
OK Moshe.

This lil nigga is gonna decide your fate for the next 2 years

Say something nice about her

>>715622367
bro should've leveled wit

>>715616383
Only faggots get satisfied with implications, let me kiss the horsegirl on screen.

>>715622367
Based

WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS BLACK?

>>715623539
Just kiss your screen

>>715623446
the most important question: when can I get her as a trainee?

>>715623446
I like her tits.

>>715622367
Nice job on the flattie, but Kitasan banner isn't even up

>>715623574
in like 7 hours nigga

>>715610405 (OP)
>gachasLoppa
PFHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
how pathetic can """/v/""""" get?

>>715623446
>2 years
lmao why are redditors so stupid and forget it's on an accelerated schedule

>>715623638
oH OKAY

>>715623613
I think her and Satono come out in like October

>>715623434
Tried the Kitasan gacha simulator and got 6 cards in 400 pulls. So yea close.

how do I know if I should train or do races?
Should I just do races if they are "recommended"?

FUCK YOU

>>715623648
but asmongold told me it's okay to play this gacha game

>>715623613
next year on the same banner as mambo

>>715619126
Is there a way to influence/guarantee getting swinging maestro chain event from Super Creek? I have a friend with MLB Creek that I borrow, but I've had two careers now where I just never got the chain event for it. Do I need to hard prioritize ! Events for Creek when they show up, or are chain events different from those?

>>715623652
My bad jackass, 1.5 years. What a world ending difference

>>715623724
>he fell for the all speed bakushin meme
deserved

>>715623638
>in like 7 hours nigga
retarded game

Why don't the banners change at the daily reset

>>715623434
>>715623684
that doesn't sound very likely
still worth playing even if I don't?

how to pull Kitasan

step 1: purge yourself of all desires, the game can detect these through mystical tibetan code
step 2: align yourself with your higher self in the spiritual world
step 3: create a Kitasan tulpa
step 4: use your higher self too grab Kitatulpa and put her into the game
step 5: just pull normally and you'll get her

hope this helps!

Is there a support card tier list?

>>715623702
Focus on how many fans they give while still fitting the uma’s style. The more fans they gain, the stronger their ultimate skill becomes

>>715619859
Just search through the races until you find it and schedule it.

>>715611279
By this logic the monster rancher series isn't a game either

>>715623759
>7 whole months for both
I'm going to kill myself. who the fuck is even going to be still playing this shit by then?

>>715623772
more like 6 months faggot

>>715623827
>step 1: purge yourself of all desires, the game can detect these through mystical tibetan code
only retards do this, you are supposed to will your rolls in existence with high FTH

Has anyone read that Google doc about how to got gud? Is it true that stamina is way more important to get up to par than speed for trials?

>>715623759
Where’s Jungle Pocket? Bitch got a whole movie

I did the sim and got it in 20 pulls
I think I'll be fine with my 15k primos

>>715616042
My little sister should not dress up like this aaaaiiiieeeeee

>>715623702
Want some more skill points and fans? Do a race.
Want more stats? Train.
Pretty simple, anon.

>>715622696
If you spend all your money on the best boots, you cannot afford the ticket to the mountain. Your level 50 Special Week sufficeth.

>>715623925
Soon™

>>715623817
Dude just pull 20 times and if you get her fine. If not borrow and that's the end of it.

>>715623931
>in 20 pulls
isn't that the pity threshold?
nice luck retard

>>715623931
go back genshitter

>>715623702
If there's no rainbow training and your stats are up to par, look for a race, preferably g1, fans are important to level up your unique skill, also the type of race you run the most will determine the type of race the URA finals will be, so you may want to do extra races of the distance you're better at

>>715623924
Career gives you a fake 400+ stamina bonus. This gets removed in team trials. So those who focused on stamina will rape you if you didn’t account for this

>>715623931
>Wasted all his luck on a simulation
Holy bricked

>>715620502
Billions must run the Arima Kinen with G Turf

>>715623759
>bimbo milf uma only coming in july 2026
grim

>>715623762
What is the level?

>>715624065
>Career gives you a fake 400+ stamina bonus. This gets removed in team trials
what the fuck

>faggot shitposting lying nigger keeps gaslighting newfags into unironically bricking themselves
sad!

>>715623817
You could settle for 2 Kitasans if you don't have enough patience.
Rerolling in this game is really quick, after watching the tutorial once, if you Delete Data it lets you skip it when starting again, takes 3 minutes tops to get to the roll screen.

>>715623996
No, most people do the 10 pulls. Pity is 200 pulls

>>715623702
if bad training such as 1 on all facilities or only 2 on guts
do recreation if mood is normal
if mood is good or great do race, preferably G1 race because it gives chance for race specific sparks that give stats when using the uma as legacy

>>715623924
Trials now are on mile and medium, so your GIGACHAD uma who goes for sprints might suck hard. Hence why you compete in trials with umas that had miles, medium or long track.

>>715623987
but don't i need to get it like 5 times
>>715624142
thats fair. I haven't played it yet so I don't know how it works. Guess I'll trial run it now thanks.

>>715623539
You're her trainer, it'd be inappropriate. Wait until after she graduates

>>715611989
Umamusume threads are literally the whitest threads on this site, third-worlder. There is a reason horse racing has forever been known as the Sport of Kings.

>>715623702
Prioritization is Friendship maxing > Multi-Rainbows > Races to get enough for the skills you want > Bad training days.
You should probably be done or near done friendship maxing by first summer. After that, any time you don't have a good rainbow, check the races for the day and see if something good is available. Remember that racing can be less energy than training, so sometimes it may be good to take a race over a sub-par training day just to conserve a little energy.

>>715623924
Yeah. Stamina is basically the fuel and your uma basically will burn all of it during the final spurt to reach her top speed. If her stamina is too low she will enter this state very late and get outpaced by someone with more stamina left.

Why are over half of Umas dumb, or severely autistic? Even the "cool" Umas have autism

>>715623817
Yes. Don't listen to fags that actually spend hours rerolling their accounts, don't listen to fags that say you can brick your account if you don't get a specific thing

>>715624131
asmongold said reddit is stupid and trying to be competitive as a f2p is futile. Just spend money and stop micromanaging your currency you retard

>>715624131
all me btw
TOTAL NEWFAGS DEATH

For how long do banners run? To keep farming till the minute

>C2 shitter
>Just done building another Queen.
>Try my luck against upper B ranker
>Win all 5 races
>Check all her three Long uma
>everyone got 500 stam
How the fuck this guy is 2 rank higher than me?
Hope he got demoted next week.

>>715624243
Japanese humor/anime tropes

>>715624253
idk man I trust them
I wanna be the best

>>715623967
What an idiotic post
You always want more stats and skill points

>>715624186
>There is a reason horse racing has forever been known as the Sport of Kings.
yes because it's p2w, horse racing is f1 for medieval fags

>>715623979
I'm kinda impressed how late Pokke was added, when I saw that Tachyon was a launch character, I thought she would be relatively soon too.

>>715624118
You think Bakushin have enough stamina to run for an entire length of a mile track by default?

did you watch the goated movie, anons?

>>715624313
>acting like an elitist in gacha pvp
come on now

>>715610405 (OP)
I'm already playing 4 gachas
Please spare me I can't take this shit no more

>>715618976
Not in the slightest.

>>715624320
playing a gacha game because you have fun with it makes you the best because you beat the system

>>715624353
yes

>>715624456
I've never really played a gacha game before so

>>715624153
oh. perhaps im the retard

>>715624243
Honestly most pro athletes are like that, even the cool one. They live and breathe for the sports which for most people are treated as a mere game at best.

>>715624292
Black will last until august

>>715624117
Maxed.

>>715624178
If you haven't started yet it's 100% worth rerolling for at least 2 copies which will take on average 10 tries

>>715624413
>Play against people higher rank than me to test my build
>Got shitter instead
How the fuck is that elitist?

She's so cute. I wish she was based on a real hors so she could become playable.

>>715619838
Be honest with me as a retard.
If I have several friends who seem determined to whale this card to max uncap, is there any point in me rolling for even a single copy half-heartedly as a free to play?
I feel a replay of the "everyone needs a Castoria bro" from FGO, in which rolling for my own Castoria kind of felt pointless because so many people have a 10/10/10 NP5 Castoria on my friends list that there seems to be next to no point in using my own shittier one. Doubly so here since if I borrow their better Kita, I can't use mine because it's a dupe.
Hishi Akebono is the next horse I'm saving for and she seems to be a while away and I've got a decent stockpile of carats so I'm open to a detour, but I'm definitely questioning the risk/value assessment here.

>>715624320
spend money

>>715624397
TM Opera O just steals the entire movie with few scenes

>>715624243
Thats just how horses are

piss like a racehorse

>>715624502
Damn, then it must be random, I heard someone here say that if you have too many SSR cards they may compete with each other for the slot

>>715624487
try it out for an hour or 2, if you have fun keep going, if you don't then it wasn't because you didn't roll specific things

>>715624573
since she's not a real horse they should let the player fuck her while her trainer watches

>>715624505
not bad i guess
is it the same thing? I play the tutorial with the uhh starter horse girl and skip everything or can I do it faster?
>>715624596
nah
>>715624630
honestly I like mindless shit

>>715624335
Horse racing is victorian

I don't care much for phone games but I think I like Gold Ship.

>>715624397
The movie is Redline tier

>>715624397
Right after the OVA's

>>715624397
idk but asmongold said it's not interesting

>>715610405 (OP)
Trannies Crying
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1lvqlz6/as_a_member_of_the_woke_mob_i_am_terrified/
One more because I fucking hate these faggot retards kek faggot brainrot is real.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1m0ztuu/steam_is_no_longer_family_friendly_gooner_911/

>>715624631
bro i wanna fuck the trainer tho...

>>715624397
why these whipper snappers moving so slow

>>715624685
so true, northernlion said gachas are evil

>>715624603
She does and that’s saying something because Jungle Pocket and Tachyon are also amazing in it

>>715624397
I don't know where. I just finished Road to the Top. I have Cinderella Gray lined up.

>>715624701
I know this post is ragebait but I just want you to know that everything I know about Assmongoloid has been against my will

>>715614765
Ayucka
ewwwww

>>715624313
>How the fuck this guy is 2 rank higher than me?
because hes maxing out the stat gain for more free gems from higher rank, wins are fucking pointless

>>715624592
you'll max your own kitasan eventually, you don't need it maxed eventually and it's still good at low copies (watch the shitposter reply to this with the shitty tier list) plus you can borrow something else while using your own black
future scenarios and events have higher stat checks and you will do better having your own and borrowing something else for a better deck instead of being forced to always borrow kitasan
rolling kitasan allows you to roll for any horse you want later on even if you don't care about meta, rolling her is not really about metafagging, but to be able to properly play the game

>>715618193
As today, Gust works as a additional stamina and the requirements scale on distance.
You need around 210 guts for sprint up to 450 for the longest long race.
If you have less you will burn more stamina, if you have more, you burn a bit less stamina.
This is mostly for the final spurt. (the end of the race contest)

In the future updates guts will also be used for nearly ALL the final spurt stat checks (repositioning, passing, head to head contest, etc)

>>715624810
pirate it there's only fansubs for now

>>715624821
if asmongold is bad then why only start playing umamusume when he played it

>>715624704
>unironically linking to reddit

>>715623979
>Cesario in Nov 2027
Nice, if I save up until then, then my chance at getting her is 100%

kitasan black when?

>>715624781
Then why does Ryan keep playing it hmmm?

>>715624621
That could be it. I don't have good SRs because I've been saving for Kitasan, so I've been filling with a bunch of trash SSRs. Maybe once I can get some MLB SRs of my own to use I'll see the chain event more reliably.

>>715619838
Wtf did I fuck up. I didn't know about this and I rolled twice for umas and a support card plus a free ticket support pull.
I got silence suzuka, smart falcon (supports), and Tokai and Oguri for the umas. Do I just pay and pray I at least get this card once since she seems to be desired?

>>715622367
>post time
Top tier troll.

>>715623925
The movie was about Tachyon thoughbeit

Whaleskeks, your response?

>>715625038
Why didn't you just copy the 10 over

>>715625038
What is the actual probability of this

>>715625125
0

>>715625038
30k more for Curren Chan

>>715625125
0
it's inspect element

>>715624865
Wrong, all of them are B-rankers. I was worried that I lost due to having a balanced stats build like mine, where most of my Uma aren’t even B+ rankers, right now only Witstard, roll spammer and whale are an A-ranker.
When I finally won all the races, I checked his Uma, and all of them just had generic URA final build stats instead of team race build stats.

>>715625038
>blowing your load on a simulator
Way to go

>>715625038
money > luck
show your other 4 SSRs now

>>715624975
It's because he thinks he can trick his viewers into liking traditional sports like Hockey. I caught a short of his where basically said if you like Uma, you would like traditional sports. Just pick a team, learn a little about them to get invested, and then receive dopamine when they win games.

>>715624872
Noted.
The rates on that simultor don't give me a lot of hope with a budget of 20K carats, but I'll give it a fair shot all the same.

>>715625125
like pulling 10 SSRs in any ten pull

>>715625125
Practically zero, also pointless too because why would you need 5 extra cards post MLB its sub optimal even with the near impossible luck

is this a threat or does she want to have sex with me? I don't understand women

>>715624914
because you're a sheep?

>>715625254
xe didn't mention that you'll max it when it's already powercrept

>>715624660
A pop-up will appear asking you to skip the tutorial, so yeah you don't need to see all the demos and arrows pointing from the second time forward, it skips everything entirely.

>>715624975
he doesn't swipe tho

>>715625309
Yeah this thread is reddit spreadsheep

>>715625015
You actually want to pull 20-30 umas. No more though.
If you need gems, you'll have to do missions, stories, and trophy hunt. Chances are you still have some carats in reserve, so it's not like you're completely bricked.

>>715625383
thats pretty rad. I was worried
I'll give this like two hours or something and see if it looks fun and then decide
thanks

>>715625212
>>715624865
Also the only reason He's at B rank because he's pulling tons of UMA so all three slots are full with shitty build 1 and 2* stars uma, none of them are properly build for free gems like you said.

>>715625212
speed spam and stam legacy uma can get you in A tier too tho

Is it even possible to get 60k fans on haru urara before valentine's day? I swear to god, dirt tracks are the worst

>715625338
oh nooooooooo if only I had mentioned in my post that it's not about meta

mommy...

>>715625015
Just to be clear, a single copy of her isn't going to be very useful. Kitasan Black is only a God tier card when maxed, but later in the game there will be resources given to help max out support cards. That's why some people in this thread suggest rerolling for just 2-3 copies, because it's more realistic and you can MLB it later.

But right now you just want to get a copy of it so you own it and can progress it later, and borrow a MLB copy from some whale/lucker dog in the meantime.

>>715624942
I'm just showing how fucking retarded, weak, faggots, pathetic, loves getting triggered, this is evidence showing they are scum of the earth

>>715625457
I still don't know what goo goo babies is

>>715625125
Great question! Let's work through the objective probability of pulling Kitasan Black in each of the first 10 pulls of a 10-pull session — that is, one Kitasan Black per pull, 10 total.

Final Answer:
Probability of pulling Kitasan Black in each of the first 10 pulls (i.e. 10 copies in 10 pulls):
~ 0.00000000000000000000563%

Interpretation:
That’s a one in ~1.78 sextillion chance. You’d be more likely to win the lottery multiple times in a row than to pull 10 Kitasans in your first 10 pulls.

Let me know if you’d like to compute a more modest scenario — like getting at least one Kitasan in the first 10 pulls or the expected number of Kitasans in 10 pulls.

>>715625448
Just win the Arima Kinen, bro.

>>715625448
i think she only needs 40k (dont quote me on this)

gonna have to pre-gamble so all my shit luck goes away before I pull

>inb4 that's not how probabilities work
shut up nerd this is how it works in the real world

>>715625498
it’s code for breast feeding

>>715625450
so what is it about, coward

Rice Shower's song makes me feel sad.

>>715625507
a what tillion

Some useful stats for my fellow Kitasan rerollers:
>You have a 0.75% chance of pulling Kitasan Black with any pull.
>A fresh account gets enough carats for 70 pulls (free gifts + Data Link).
>You have a ~40.96% chance of getting at least one copy, a ~9.73% chance of getting at least two copies, and a ~1.59% chance of getting at least three copies within 70 pulls.
>On average, you will have to reroll about 3 times for one copy, about 11 times for at least two copies, and about 63 times for at least three copies.
>For 99% confidence, you will have to reroll 9 times for one copy, 45 times for at least two copies, and 288 times for at least three copies.
If you're insane enough to want 3 copies of Kitasan without sparking, I hope you've got a lot of time to burn! Thankfully rerolling in this game doesn't take too long. A multi-instance emulator should help cut the time drastically if your PC is able to do multiple rolls at a time. I plan on doing 5.

>>715625429
>all three slots are full with shitty build 1 and 2* stars uma,
yes, so he has higher total rank = he gets gems from high number

>>715625432
I know, I got some of those and can get me near B-rank, but other stats are fucked.
Just done getting 800/900/600/300/500 Queen, but everything was flawless, zero bad RNG with multiple well rested roll and still not getting A-rank.
I need a better supports card,

>>715619838

>>715625498
trannylator sabotage with super creek

【Uma Anime】

Every season/entry has their own focus on different main characters, while the first 3 seasons start one after the other, focus goes from characters like Special Week & Silence Suzuka (S1) to Tokai Teio & Mejiro McQueen (S2) to Kitasan Black & Satono Diamond (S3).

【Recommended Order】

Cinderella Gray and S1 are both valid entry points, you can start with CinGray then go back OR

S1 > BNW ova > S2 > RTTT > Movie > CinGray > S3

>Season 1 + BNW + Season 2 (first season doesn't start as exciting as other ones, but it does pay off, especially in the second season which is top-tier) [protip: Watch the "OVA: BNW" episodes after S1 but before S2. Ignore S3 entirely for now, it avoids burn out]
https://nyaa.si/view/1899950

>Road to the Top (4 eps OVA, short but sweet, one of its main characters plays a role in the movie, so it's better to watch this first)
https://nyaa.si/view/1669204

>The Movie (kino)
https://nyaa.si/view/1942049

>Cinderella Gray (the Oguri Cap anime, kinda like a "prequel" that happens even before S1. Currently has the first 13 eps, will get more 13 eps in three months)
https://nyaa.si/?f=0&c=0_0&q=uma+musume+gray+erai+1080p+web-dl

>Season 3 (the black horse of the series, only watch after you finish everything else)
https://nyaa.si/view/1899950

>>715625507
Man, I wish I could win the lottery so I can roll more.

Imagine wasting your luck on an emulator.

>>715625498
baby making sex with ageplay involved

>>715625712
Whats it supposed to be?

>>715616062
>First thing she does in Career is groom you in VRChat
We need to put a stop to this menace to society

>>715625712
What is it in japanese?

>>715625619
Reroll?

>>715625650
>not getting A-rank.
some youtubefag I watched said one 1200,600 is worth more for rank than two 1000s

>>715625712
okay japgenius post the original japanese dialogue then

>>715625810
>Careers Completed: 97
>Good Endings: 11
you should retire

>>715625731
Not gonna lie, Cinderella Gray murders season 3.

anon are you ready for the craziest reroll of all time and live a happy trainer life after

>>715624573
She became a real horse

>>715625420
That's true but it's gonna be a little tougher since I have been grinding since I got surprisingly addicted to this shit so I already got a decent amount of the free carats.
>>715625491
I see. Thanks for the info. My luck doesn't seem to be shit so maybe I can get at least 1 or 2 if the goddesses smile upon me

>1000 carats just from setting up data link even though I don't have the game on mobile
any other extremely easy "missions" that give a ton of reosurces like this?

>>715620651
I love the gal umas but I wish they were blonde

>>715625835
I trust JP guide that's has been around for half a decade.

>>715625984
credit card

>>715625882
Only after I Kinen'd Urara first.

Will the story event supports like the spe one ever come back or are they actually limited? I joined a bit late to the uma game and it ended before I could rack up points

>>715625882
I retire my horses once they hit 600/600/600. No point in winning finals and wasting time I could use to try getting another spark

>>715626123
They will add them back as a paid event for those that missed them

>>715626030
yes but that's for winning races not rank itself

>>715626123
every single welfare card comes back at MLB later on, missing out on them is not a brick

>>715625984
youtube channel gives you carrots
lick the billboard

>>715620905
Vodka's father was Tanino Gimlet, the owner wanted Vodka to surpass their father, Vodka has a higher alcohol content than a gimlet.

>>715621230
Bourbon was named after the royal family, not the drink.

>>715626123
the spe one isn’t that good anyway

>>715625731
There is BNW ova?

Kitasan will let me animorph into a whale for free!

>>715625778
>>715625794
>>715625848
iku yo goo goo babies desu nee

>>715626309
Any mlb ssr is better than whatever you have.

>>715625731
Season 2 mogs season 1 so hard. Season 1 is pretty uninteresting.

>>715625619
How does Data Link work?

>>715626197
There's a limit on how you can get rewards from Rank and it became crawling at some point unless you whaling for better supports card.
team race gave you weekly rewards, even retention rewards add up a lot compare to rank grinding which take a long of time.
You can also get friendship points from team race which you can used to buy the most important stuff in this game like follow slots.

>>715626554
just click the button on the right menu, it'll prompt you to set up a password and that's it. it's used so you can use the same account on multiple devices, but you just need to set it up to get the carats

does "brand new friends" give carats?

>>715626309
it's better than lb2 kitasan

>>715625731
Starting with CinGray is still the worst watch order imaginable and I hope you know you're fucking up people's ability to enjoy the first three seasons by putting it first.

>>715626315
It's almost purely comedic but yeah, it exists.

>>715626629
oh thanks so I don't need to download it on anything?

>>715626630
doesn't every single story event give carats?

>>715625835
I might be wrong, but to my knowledge the scoring system cares a lot about the sum of your two highest stats, which is why minmaxing gives higher scores than an even distribution.

>>715625731
quit hijacking the videogame thread because your thread is hated in /a/

>>715626679
I had to log in with it on my phone before I got anything

I don't understand any of this skill velocity recover sprint whatever the shit so i just choose whatever skills sound cool to me

>>715626757
meds

>>715625731
Just finished season 2 and I really didn’t care for it. It’s mainly because I couldn’t get invested in Spica. In episodes 7 and 8 I really couldn’t give a single fuck about Teio and McQueen and just wanted the focus to go back to Rice Shower which was a bad sign. I cared more for Jungle Pocket in 2 hours than I did any of Spica in 29 episodes. I definitely get why people say season 2 is great though. Definitely not gonna watch season 3 for now.

>>715626679
no

>>715625794
>>715625848
NTA

>>715619838
holy shit I just wasted my rng on a simulator

>>715610405 (OP)
i'm allergic to fotm
i'll wait a few more weeks

>>715626814
I don't own a phone but it worked for me, I got 1000 carats doing it on pc
>>715626838
cheers
any other tricks to quickly get some free carats before I set up rerolling scripts

>>715626495
CG>=2>1>3.

>>715624118
Not just stamina. All horses get +400 to every stat except wit.

>>715626559
I feel like rank rewards will give you a better payoff now since you want to save up 30k tho

>>715626963
I already passed that point, its impossible to get A rank unless I wasted my time building trash Wits uma >>715625810

>>715626495
yes reddit hates season 1 and that's why special week is based

>>715626850
That does seem a bit weird to translate, goo goo babies makes no sense BUT it lets me think about sucking on her breasts so it's not that bad

>>715622367

>>715627034
you should be able to get some A's with that, just add some whale, I have pretty much same shit

So is this about the most I can get in prep for rerolls?

>>715613903
emotionless sex with anby!

>Banner runs for 2 weeks
>End of the month club rewards are 15 days away
FUCK

>>715627209
>Multiple SSR and SR with dupes.
You clearly missed the point, the argument was about saving 30K for kita-san banner
I clearly did that with only doing 20 pulls since launch for FM and SC and got zero dupes with SR or SSR, I can easily get A rank naturally once I dump everything on Kitasan banner in couple hours where I can get multiple SR to max dupes.

>>715627397
>>End of the month club rewards are 15 days away
thank god, my tryhard club needs me to have 20mil fans at end of the month

>>715627467
>You clearly missed the point, the argument was about saving 30K for kita-san banner
my bad, I thought you didn't have enough

>>715626837
I don't think it's a show that's going to work for everybody, but the fact that even people that don't like it can see why other people like it is a sign that the show has real appeal, and it's worth a shot based on that alone.

How tf you can achieve something like this?

>>715610549
fpbp

>>715627581
by doing exactly what it says

>>715627581
be real life Nice Nature

If you've been saving for Kitasan you're LITERALLY a soulless NPC

>>715626831
Velocity is Top Speed. Acceleration is Acceleration.

Umas have a different top speed for each section of the course (marked by the divots in the tracker during the race). So each time they hit a divot they start accelerating to their new target velocity.

I think a majority of courses have the final divot on a corner, while the goal is on a straightaway. So GENERALLY speaking corner acceleration > straightaway acceleration, and straightaway velocity > corner velocity. But YMMV. Like if you're a front runner, you may love straightaway acceleration popping early to generate a lead.

perfect... the golden ratio...

>tfw don't have 30k carrots

>>715627629
t. mad little shitbabby who impulse spent everything and his mommy won't give him money to spend on horse girls

>>715627629
I just want to enjoy the fucking game, which I can't do without more speed cards

>>715627581
play her career

do whales carats carry over if I reset my account
please say yes

>>715625882
"good endings" means "number of different characters you cleared the finale with", not number of times overall

>>715627629
Don’t cry when you lose all matches against max kitasan chads

>>715627758
nope

>>715627546
Yeah, I'm really playing close to the edge for the last couple weeks.

>>715627467
You should lower your expectations. You are lucky to get 2 mlb sr's and 2 1lb ssr's.
You aren't animorphing into a whale anytime soon.

>>715626181
In this image, every G1 win overlap between:

1 & 5
2 & 5
3 & 6
4 & 6
5 & 6

Gives +3 affinity (affects the odds of golden inspiration), so you want to finish your run for as many similar G1 wins as possible (I usually go for ~15 G1s in a spark run).

Then on top of that, you cal also get white sparks from G1s you win that give skill inspirations, and there's a spark from the Uma Finale that gives a big speed and stamina boost when it procs, so you want to complete that.

>>715627758
>if I delete my account do I keep everything on my account????????

>>715627845
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
why didn't you say yes
even if it was a lie now my blood is on your hands
what is your first name in real life tell me its going in my note and I AM NOT JOKING

>>715627945
dude i paid for it I should keep it this is bullshit man that wasn't my money I'm fucked

>>715625731
>the black horse of the series
don't you mean the black sheep?

>>715619838
SEE YOU LATERS FAGS IM GOING TO VEGAS

>>715627629
lmao at all the saars replying to you

>>715627918
I never said anything about wanting to fight whales, that's fucking retarded.
Not even in MMO is possible to do that unless there's a default arena where your stats and gear a balance.
Just going to keep my fight on even grounds here, doesn't mean I will fuck up my self and pulling for shit cards.

>>715627947
huh
sorry i lied you will keep the gems then

>>715628091

>>715627980
You could probably recover your account if you have billing info and proof of purchase saved

Swinging Meatro isn't coming, but I have 200 skill points before a race.
Should I go to Dominator or Cornering?

>>715627629
I only do two pulls on any banner

>>715628060
>going there after wasting all your luck in a simulator
oh no no no
you're on single digit luck now anon

im scared bros

>>715628156
I don't know. Maybe...fuck

>>715627980
what meme are you trying to force, why you would buy carats THEN reset your account? Are you retarded?

>>715628214
hold me tight brother
why are we in this darkness

>>715628158
cornering or get 1 green spark with the arm symbol (power) if it can work for the track since ur power kinda low

>>715628060
>wasting your luck
Have fun rolling in the simulator to get into the 1% range to undo your sin retard

>>715628214
just spend money

>>715628248
if I fail and don't get it with my bought carats its over
i didnt have any so i whaled

>>715628214
>30k
Yo'ure safe fag, the real ones in fear are us with 25k or less.

Panties or bike shorts?

>>715628232
Good luck anon

>>715628407
spats

>>715628214
I've accumulated a reasonable amount of bad luck over the past couple of days, surely this banner be my big break

>>715628407
Spats is more classy.

It don't matter none of this matters

>>715628447
aaaaaa thanks

>>715628280
Got cornering and then won. Thanks anon

i got about 21k saved up for kitasan, but i don't care that much, i just want to start being able to roll for trainees again, i'm running out of new ones to do career with

>>715628494
reset account

>>715628407
exercise pants with nothing on underneath