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Anonymous No.542447997 >>542448129 >>542448132 >>542448226 >>542448314 >>542448826 >>542449326 >>542450509
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Anonymous No.542448090
I like crossdressing, but the dude in the OP clearly doesn't look good in OL clothes.
Anonymous No.542448092
Anonymous No.542448096
>marked
Anonymous No.542448129
>>542447997 (OP)
Sex with OL Ryan!
Anonymous No.542448132 >>542448383 >>542448565
>>542447997 (OP)
You didnt fell for the Taishin is bad meme right /uma/? Best umatuber proved everyone wrong yet again
Anonymous No.542448171 >>542448808
Digitan LOVE
Anonymous No.542448173 >>542448278
Can I reserve a spot in Mambo for next month?
Anonymous No.542448226
>>542447997 (OP)
Cute boy.
Anonymous No.542448227 >>542448321 >>542448375 >>542448493 >>542448496 >>542448519 >>542448603 >>542448607 >>542448634 >>542448718 >>542448721 >>542448931
Anonymous No.542448252
>slow metabolism
Anonymous No.542448278 >>542448456
>>542448173
Mambo is a fucking restaurant or something?
Anonymous No.542448314 >>542448643
>>542447997 (OP)
Ryan love
Anonymous No.542448321
>>542448227
Oh hell no, our integrity!!
Anonymous No.542448337 >>542448630
This is a good training
Anonymous No.542448345
Sorry Danchou, I'm just not gonna use the rentry
Anonymous No.542448364
>>542448061
>can't get blocked
I think my bakushin has like 95% blockrate, if you don't count losing to other blockers.
Anonymous No.542448375
>>542448227
mods... do what you will
Anonymous No.542448376 >>542448442
Anonymous No.542448383
>>542448132
I don't know who that is but why is he sucking a cock
Anonymous No.542448423
Anonymous No.542448441 >>542448526
>>542441749
>>542441546
>>542440965
>>542440979
creek paizuri
Anonymous No.542448442
>>542448376
who's Oryza
Anonymous No.542448446 >>542448843
>>542447921
Whats the deck setup for blockushin friend
Im really struggling making 1
Anonymous No.542448452 >>542448768
so can s.marus ult really fire too early? Isn't similar to daiwa and bakushin but just guaranteed and better? The point is to keep you in the lead for A&S,. you wouldn't want it firing too close to last spurt then in the first place
Anonymous No.542448456
>>542448278
As much as I'd like to eat out Mambo, it's not, I don't want to tank my current club's rank
Anonymous No.542448493
>>542448227
Anonymous No.542448496
>>542448227
Eh?...
Anonymous No.542448519
>>542448227
the advertisers are going to freak bro
Anonymous No.542448526 >>542449361
>>542448441
daily paizuri with Super Creek
Anonymous No.542448531 >>542451129 >>542454617
tell me your sins I skipped Rice's story for gems
Anonymous No.542448558
I love bratty kid uma
Anonymous No.542448565
>>542448132
>My descendant :)
Anonymous No.542448580
bruh
Anonymous No.542448603
>>542448227
Bro you forgot to put on your panties
Anonymous No.542448607 >>542448749 >>542448845
>>542448227
How does Bro keeps the glasses on? She doesn't have ears on the side of her head, does she?
Anonymous No.542448625
>>542448463
>SR deck with borrowed MLB Riko can get you 1200 883 1200
yeah nah i'm skipping riko lol
Anonymous No.542448630
>>542448337 (me)
Yes
Anonymous No.542448634
>>542448227
Anonymous No.542448639 >>542448787
>>542447894
Ain't even mad, as long as its not Taiki
Anonymous No.542448643 >>542448767
>>542448314
She's so cute, I want to ruffle her hair, patting it seems a bit rough, like it's a dog.
Anonymous No.542448658 >>542448717 >>542448731 >>542448802 >>542448814 >>542448885 >>542448894 >>542448902 >>542448921 >>542448923 >>542449009 >>542449018 >>542449071 >>542449104 >>542449114 >>542449176 >>542449186 >>542449462 >>542449572 >>542449740 >>542449790 >>542449959 >>542450148 >>542450425 >>542453061 >>542453145 >>542454965 >>542455109
rate day 3 of CM3
Anonymous No.542448681
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Ardan's ample, freesia-smelling posterior right before a scrimmage
Anonymous No.542448713
Anonymous No.542448717
>>542448658
Same thing as the first 2
Anonymous No.542448718
>>542448227
bro umatube will shutdown your channel...
Anonymous No.542448721
>>542448227
my bro would do this for me
Anonymous No.542448731
>>542448658
I made A finals for the first time. So even if I lose every other race for the rest of the CM I'm happy.
Anonymous No.542448743 >>542449001
>>542448116
If you have a speed skill active as you enter late-race, you start accelerating from that speed. Once the speed skill wears off, you don't lose that speed and instead keep accelerating. That means your speed skill effectively lasts until the end of your acceleration phase.
Anonymous No.542448749
>>542448607
Maybe they're retard goggles with the adjustable strap, or some sort of hybrid
Anonymous No.542448767 >>542449178
>>542448643
You should take good care of Ryan. He gets tummy aches often.
Anonymous No.542448768 >>542449287
>>542448452
The trigger conditions are
>Be in the second half of the race
>You've activated a recovery skill at any point
This means it can fire as soon as the second half starts if you activated a recovery skill in the first half. On Hanshin 2200 (the Leo track) there is an uphill in the first half that will trigger restless if you buy it, which will cause her unique to fire as soon as the second half starts. This is suboptimal for the reasons stated in the previous thread (no velocity carryover)
Anonymous No.542448786
I'm running a single front runner lineup hoping it goes against blockushins. I think the very few times that one had successfully blocked my front runner, my late surgers just win anyway. Thanks for the free wins
Anonymous No.542448787
>>542448639
May she do you well, bwo.
Anonymous No.542448802
>>542448658
Boring 5/5
Anonymous No.542448808 >>542449964
>>542448171
please stop posting cute digitans every thread, otherwise I'll be forced to roll for her
Anonymous No.542448814
>>542448658
It's ok I went 3/5 three times and 2/5 once, better than I expected
Anonymous No.542448826
>>542447997 (OP)
SEX WITH BOYS
Anonymous No.542448843 >>542449086 >>542460374
>>542448446
imo use daiwa scarlet instead of tachyon and borrow SSR suzuka instead of kitasan/yaeno
the big thing is getting groundwork from inherits though
Anonymous No.542448845
>>542448607
Unironic answer, wouldn't it be able to stick in her bangs/hair if it was thick enough, sort of like a hairpin?
Anonymous No.542448849
BAKUSHIN IS MY GOD
Anonymous No.542448862 >>542448981
Looking at the arguments here, I just know that lots of people will build smaru badly...
Anonymous No.542448885
>>542448658
>beat whales
>lose to rng brocking, falcos and inferior umas
>spent stupid amount fo time winning in public rooms
Lets just say I hate myself today. Good thing my sportsball team won
Anonymous No.542448891 >>542449809
Anonymous No.542448894
>>542448658
14/20 or 7/10
Anonymous No.542448896
Is there a point to these now that I've mlb'd Haru's card? I've got 24k, no reason to increase borrow slots, and all the other items suck. Do we ever get new things to buy or will I be locked behind the real good shop (CP) and forced to save for three months to mlb the welfare Suzuka card?
Anonymous No.542448902
>>542448658
Got my ticket to the finals but debuffer retards ruined my chances at more carats. Going to win this shit honestly.
Anonymous No.542448908 >>542449026
imagine having sex with spe. yuck.

now imagine having sex with spe's daughter.
Anonymous No.542448921
>>542448658
Got to A finals for the first time so I'm pleasantly surprised.
Anonymous No.542448923
>>542448658
YADA YADAAAAA
Im not doing my hits until its against weaklings.
Anonymous No.542448931
>>542448227
Cunnilingus
Anonymous No.542448981 >>542449317
>>542448862
just gotta wait for the moomoo guy to spoonfeed them the exact deck to play and explain to them, with pictures, which recovery to take.
Anonymous No.542449001 >>542449505 >>542449528
>>542448743
do you mean that the your uma's maximum speed is that skill's speed + your speed stat? because if not then i still don't see how that's gamebreaking. of course you won't lose that speed since the game unlocked your speed cap and you can go beyond
Anonymous No.542449009
>>542448658
Secured my place in the Finals! Hoping Hishi Amazon brings me a win but I already achieved my main goal of making it to said Finals so I'm happy either way!
Anonymous No.542449018
>>542448658
it's fucking grim. i made it to A finals but i don't think i'll win.
Anonymous No.542449020
WARNING, DO NOT QUEUE
Anonymous No.542449026 >>542450557
>>542448908
while spe looks
Anonymous No.542449053
why does cm3 feel harder to train for? I look at past cm aces they met all the stats requirement and more, and suddenly I'm struggling to meet 70% of that now. Even auto select picks them first
Anonymous No.542449071
>>542448658
got into the finals but went 8/20
Anonymous No.542449086 >>542449526
>>542448843
What parents, speed for both just to win career?
Anonymous No.542449103
>>542447921
It's an amazing feeling seeing all these OP front runners getting out power checked. My blockushin worked flawlessly.
Too bad my winning condition is that Pasa gets 2nd by the time bakushin procs her ult or that Vodka stops lezzing out in the back so I never win.
https://files.catbox.moe/04plxd.webm
Anonymous No.542449104
>>542448658
Got to A finals and all desires to fix my shitty grass wonder into something that can actually win finals
Anonymous No.542449114
>>542448658
giga-jobbed, but at least it was to whales running every late-race velocity in existence with 1200/700/800/300/1200 Grasses, Vodkas, and Pasas. So I don't feel too disappointed I only won 5 out of 20 races and went to Group B for finals.
Anonymous No.542449147
Anonymous No.542449159
Anonymous No.542449176
>>542448658
I told myself that winning the Cancer cup would mean that Suzuka would let me sniff her loafers and pantyhose since she's been running so much.
I'm qualified for the Group A finals now. I can't lose here.
Anonymous No.542449178
>>542448767
Oh cool we have more in common than I thought
Anonymous No.542449180 >>542449280
MLB Aoi vs 0LB Tazuna
Anonymous No.542449186 >>542449617
>>542448658
Horrendous 5/20, I just want to smell A finals... Hopefully tomorrow will be more merciful
Anonymous No.542449280
>>542449180
MLB Aoi = Lb2 Tazuna
Anonymous No.542449287
>>542448768
So you're now claiming shes terrible for anything but mile and sprint? According to your logic. Because on medium/long you're always going to have multiple recoveries that could fire well before the 50% mark.
Anonymous No.542449310 >>542449465
why they do this
Anonymous No.542449317 >>542449678
>>542448981
Don't know who that is, but I hope he gets it wrong too.
Anonymous No.542449326 >>542449406 >>542449461 >>542449485
>>542447997 (OP)
good op
Anonymous No.542449353
horse p*ssy
Anonymous No.542449361
>>542448526
My dick will be happy every single day
Anonymous No.542449406
>>542449326
breeding sex with Ryan
Anonymous No.542449428 >>542449532 >>542450094 >>542450854
I heard that Doto is dying. Is it true?
Anonymous No.542449461
>>542449326
Ryan is not this fat!
Anonymous No.542449462
>>542448658
1/5
4/5
3/5
1/5
Vodka carried hard this round
Anonymous No.542449465
>>542449310
>those stats
What is this, debut? Either train wit or do speed to level Cafe's friendship.
Anonymous No.542449485
>>542449326
holy FUCK those are HUGE
Anonymous No.542449505
>>542449001
It's decently strong and, most importantly, very consistent in certain races
https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/#H4sIAAAAAAAACs2PsW7DMAxE%2F4WzBsmCE8RbxqJLgYxBBsKmXaGWJUgUjCLwv5dyWhTNF3STjuTduzv0oaRMLwN0Rh%2B0VbBk9HGmDF2rtYJMJLPmYNpTa4%2F2pKBkegv5lShCx6mQgoQ9DTRCdwcfQl1XMKVQlsdzJeR3SpJQ7TCHZZfZefpexYFqvt7E3aOpRqHw6LhygdHGagNyHHcY0%2BxgjN4tCN2xlV8M656g62gqLPi26qvLQ%2FA%2FXTgh0%2FQpnhfMThwHJzZLT%2BfIjkulgEsNKmnEP%2BoZfs%2Bf5Q83z5J3FVAhNXB71Gieavz%2FArdt%2BwL759RcEQIAAA%3D%3D
Anonymous No.542449526
>>542449086
doesn't really matter imo
maybe stam because supposedly bakushin still needs enough stam to avoid gassing but idk if it's true
Anonymous No.542449528 >>542449965
>>542449001
Uma 1 and Uma 2 enter late-race at the same time.

Uma 1 enters late-race at X speed
Uma 2 enters late-race at X*1.15 speed

Both umas proc the same acceleration skills at the same time for the same duration.

Which uma is further?
Anonymous No.542449532
>>542449428
All of us are dying slowly, anon.
Anonymous No.542449557
When will the Sasami and Throne gaslighting start.
Anonymous No.542449572
>>542448658
Works on my machine
Anonymous No.542449617
>>542449186
In round 1 I started by losing the first 8 matches in a row. 7/20 15/20 in the end, 12/20 today. Maybe it's just bad luck. Hope it gets better.
Anonymous No.542449619 >>542449695 >>542449705 >>542449836 >>542449862 >>542450773
>Gaslighters trying to convince you not to roll for Summer Maruzensky
Anonymous No.542449640 >>542449727 >>542449736 >>542449764 >>542449776 >>542449854 >>542449882 >>542449898 >>542449910 >>542449923 >>542449949 >>542450886 >>542451010 >>542451285 >>542451374
how would this game be if there were no guides no datamines no foresight
Anonymous No.542449678 >>542450513
>>542449317
https://www.youtube.com/@MooMooCows

he's an accurate source for info. maintains a canvas sheet with good infographs. really does spoonfeed for those that need it.
Anonymous No.542449695
>>542449619
I want a mare to look at me like this!
Anonymous No.542449705 >>542453029
>>542449619
Sorry but I don't build fronts
Anonymous No.542449727
>>542449640
You'd have to ask the jp players, but based on my experience it'd be just like any other gacha game.
Anonymous No.542449736
>>542449640
Only whales would be able to play.
Anonymous No.542449740
>>542448658
Lots of scary late surgers this round. My nice nature finally started winning too, on previous rounds she'd constantly place 5th or fail the witcheck on feat/iron
My speedlet Seiun Sky still manages to secure some wins here and there, only got blocked once by a 1200 power Bakushin
Anonymous No.542449764
>>542449640
Heaven.
Anonymous No.542449776
>>542449640
Straight whales vs oshi pvpers
Anonymous No.542449790
>>542448658
17/20
Anonymous No.542449809
>>542448891
>White pantyhose
>Maid outfit
>She calls me Onii-sama
Time to make a mess out of her sweet umanko!
Anonymous No.542449836
>>542449619
I'm rollin for german tits instead
Anonymous No.542449854
>>542449640
Less gacha shitters getting freebies because the documentation and strats has been out for years.
Anonymous No.542449862 >>542450004
>>542449619
people suddenly claiming her ult doesnt work is crazy
Anonymous No.542449882 >>542450493
>>542449640
imagine if CM was completely randomized and you couldn't predict the ground would be wet or that its sunny or that its in summer
Anonymous No.542449898
>>542449640
everyone would've went all in on twin turbo support instead of kitasan
Anonymous No.542449910 >>542451036
>>542449640
Considering that most normalfags fail to interpret guides correctly, and most guide authors don't know shit themselves?
Not much would change
Anonymous No.542449923
>>542449640
foresight makes it easier for f2p/low spenders.
Anonymous No.542449929 >>542450072 >>542450084 >>542450096
How long do we have until Doto?
>bro your SMaru?
Who?
Anonymous No.542449949 >>542450424
>>542449640
thats called team trials
we really should have a competitive TT mode
Anonymous No.542449959
>>542448658
Meh. It's clear that my horses have no answer to minmaxed teams.
>3/5
>5/5
>2/5
>4/5
I'll auto lose in finals If I get /uma/ CM3 test lobby tier against me. At least it was another confident A finals qualification. so I can't complain.
Anonymous No.542449964
>>542448808
Sorry bro, but my posts are a grand ritual to 5* Digitan in as little amount of rolls as possible but I will use all my carats (62k now, >75k prediction on Digitan banner arrival) if needed
Anonymous No.542449965
>>542449528
that makes sense if style multipliers didn't exist. guess frontkeks are cucked since they have to do a dick measuring contest to see which smaru is better, huh?
Anonymous No.542449984
Gay as fuck thread
Anonymous No.542450004
>>542449862
The misinfo agents are being funded by higher powers this time.
Anonymous No.542450023
Pace Dominator Tachyon with a ton of mid race skills but low max speed so she gets overtaken in the middle of the late race and procs Dominator when everyone's at top speed
Anonymous No.542450072
>>542449929
10 days
Anonymous No.542450083 >>542450256 >>542450317 >>542450391
Anonymous No.542450084
>>542449929
9 days till doto
Anonymous No.542450094
>>542449428
Soon they will reunite...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=073Ny5fVcik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c7sxmRpANI
Anonymous No.542450096
>>542449929
Comes out on 22nd
Anonymous No.542450127
THE HAG WILL LOSE TO SPE
Anonymous No.542450148
>>542448658
4/5
1/5
2/5
1/5
I'm probably going to be giga raped in the finals, but Scarlet did her job
Anonymous No.542450164
Anonymous No.542450173 >>542450254
i'm done with this dogshit rng fest slop
Anonymous No.542450251 >>542450819
the groundwork frontrunner farming was brutal at first but at least its showing some results for me.
blockushin is not as threatening as I thought but it is frustrating when it is pulled off
Anonymous No.542450254
>>542450173
See you tomorrow!
Anonymous No.542450256
>>542450083
After seeing a certain picture of Seiun Sky, I can't look at her without imagining her anus. Not even being gross, that image is going to stay engraved in my mind for better or for worse.
Anonymous No.542450313 >>542450696
Anonymous No.542450317 >>542450447
>>542450083
source?
Anonymous No.542450391 >>542451239
>>542450083
Seiun wife!
Anonymous No.542450424
>>542449949
Top 100 team trials is more competitive than CM if you think about it. There are only 100 people with that for the whole server. With CM titles are kinda unlimited, nobody knows how rare they are, there's no (at least visible scarcity). And scarcity is part of what makes competitions prestigious.
Anonymous No.542450425 >>542450704 >>542450815
>>542448658
1/5
2/5
2/5
1/5
If I don't get A finals by tomorrow I don't know how I'm going to cope.
Anonymous No.542450447
>>542450317
you have the pixiv source there anon
Anonymous No.542450450 >>542450601 >>542450646
Guys, I just beat some single dad in the CM, lmao idiot didn't even have groundwork.
Anonymous No.542450451 >>542450919
Anonymous No.542450493 >>542451209
>>542449882
Imagine a world in which you had five races like TT, but pre-determined like CM, and you could only bring a single ace on each race. No more debuffers, no more blockers, just honest running
Anonymous No.542450509 >>542450604 >>542451121
>>542447997 (OP)
>B+
AlmondLove has 1 spot for an active player
Anonymous No.542450513
>>542449678
Huh... interesting channel. Wait, early lead gets buffed eventually?!
Anonymous No.542450529 >>542450665 >>542451584
Anonymous No.542450557
>>542449026
Anonymous No.542450558 >>542450624 >>542450710 >>542450782 >>542450832 >>542452158
Is the new gaslight that you can get 20k carats a month as a f2p?
Anonymous No.542450595 >>542450989
I wanna roll for Tamamo Cross already.
Anonymous No.542450601
>>542450450
That was his last source of joy that anchored him to this world, Teio...
Anonymous No.542450604 >>542450670 >>542450695
>>542450509
is the onlyfans thing a meme or is it real?
Anonymous No.542450606 >>542450664 >>542450789
Thoughts on this Creek?
Anonymous No.542450624
>>542450558
>gaslight
Anonymous No.542450631
Suzuka Legend Race when...
Anonymous No.542450646
>>542450450
Don't say such a villainous thing while posting Teio
Anonymous No.542450649 >>542450918 >>542450953
>blocks you
Anonymous No.542450664
>>542450606
that's the rapist version
Anonymous No.542450665
>>542450529
What the hell!
Anonymous No.542450670
>>542450604
Nyes.
Anonymous No.542450695
>>542450604
Join and find out
Anonymous No.542450696
>>542450313
Anonymous No.542450704 >>542450829
>>542450425
They shoot Torena's don't they?
Anonymous No.542450710 >>542450813
>>542450558
>arithmetic is gaslighting
Anonymous No.542450715 >>542450812 >>542450870 >>542452979
HECK YEAH I SECURED THAT 1 WIN
HOLY FUCK ROUND 2 EVERYONE IS FRONTRUNNER MAXXING
Anonymous No.542450773
>>542449619
Same retards that said Sky would be shit for this CM and thatโ€™s sheโ€™s only good as a parent kek
Anonymous No.542450782
>>542450558
Looks about right
Anonymous No.542450789
>>542450606
She's sucking in her tummy.
Anonymous No.542450812
>>542450715
CM is pure cancer that isn't worth the effort
Anonymous No.542450813
>>542450710
Show work, anon.
Anonymous No.542450815
>>542450425
By winning B finals
Unless you miss all your skills and wit checks.
But really, you could go 15/20 tomorrow for all you know, such is the nature of this CM.
Anonymous No.542450819
>>542450251
>opposing blockushin blockushiins succesfully
>my Hishiama wins
Anonymous No.542450829
>>542450704
The honses shoot torenas when they get Fs
Anonymous No.542450832 >>542450937 >>542450962 >>542451006 >>542451091 >>542451229 >>542451535
>>542450558
20k a month is definitely a lie but you can get about 10-12k a month if you get all the best things.
>Class 6 Retention throughout
>S-S+ Club
>Platinum in CM
>All the rewards from story events
Anonymous No.542450854
>>542449428
He'll linger til his uma releases in global
Anonymous No.542450862
Round 2 is full of properly built falcos and sky, it's fucking over
Anonymous No.542450870
>>542450715
Congrats anon
Anonymous No.542450886
>>542449640
it'd be a lot more chaotic, and in some ways a lot more fun. There'd be a LOT more shitflinging and accusations regarding gaslighting, far more so even than now, since knowledge isn't as widespread. Hell, the reference doc is basically the newfag's Uma Musume Bible, provides a massive knowledge boost.
Almost everything I've learned about UM has come from /uma/, the ref doc, and a few tubers like witgod. Makes for a much different experience, but not unfun at all, to me.
Anonymous No.542450918
>>542450649
blockushin at least feels like an honorable debuffer compared to how nice nature was used in previoous cms
Anonymous No.542450919
>>542450451
Congrats now fill out this college application
Anonymous No.542450920
my pasa will carry me to victory
Anonymous No.542450937 >>542451439
>>542450832
If you can get all that constantly, you don't need the gibs at that point. You're already paying.
Anonymous No.542450953
>>542450649
Portrait races are 100x more kino than landscape, holy
Anonymous No.542450962
>>542450832
>S-S+ Club
But my danchou is begging me not to leave his A club...
Anonymous No.542450989
>>542450595
this but chiyono
Anonymous No.542450995
Anonymous No.542451006
>>542450832
So it is a gaslight.
Anonymous No.542451010
>>542449640
The first 6 months of Jp were actually fun and and interesting. Global is just every retard following the exact same guide
Anonymous No.542451036 >>542451082
>>542449910
The only guide maker I can think of that was full of shit was the guy who said you should use wit training instead of resting. But that was an outlier.
Anonymous No.542451082
>>542451036
It's the only one who wasn't lying though.
Anonymous No.542451091 >>542451439
>>542450832
>if you are in the top 100 guilds in the world grinding hours a day, you can get an extra 1-2k carats a month
fuck off
Anonymous No.542451121 >>542451227
>>542450509
>picrel
Is this a threat?
Anonymous No.542451129
>>542448531
Unforgivable
Anonymous No.542451152 >>542451291
Witgod's advice for this CM got me into A finals
Anonymous No.542451175 >>542451273 >>542451609 >>542452345 >>542452414 >>542452719
round 2 feels
Anonymous No.542451209
>>542450493
>just honest running
I want to live in that world.
Anonymous No.542451221
Wasted nearly 12k and still no gold city
Just give it to me cyjews
Anonymous No.542451227
>>542451121
Yes, and you will give me your ID
Anonymous No.542451229 >>542451439
>>542450832
all those are honestly pretty hard to keep up with for the average player.
Anonymous No.542451239
>>542450391
Man I know everyone has different tastes but I can't fathom people finding Sky boring. Her events are always funny, she's really charming throughout her career (which was one of my favorites so far), and her loser in love thing is really cute. Top tier uma for sure in my books.
Anonymous No.542451245 >>542451385 >>542451624 >>542451797 >>542452090 >>542452245
>activate 10 skills coming into the final corner & in the final stretch
it's that easy folks
Anonymous No.542451268 >>542451352 >>542451365
I will not like reddit dog o
Anonymous No.542451273
>>542451175
I raped and got raped. Feeling unsure.
Anonymous No.542451285 >>542451417
>>542449640
You're implying that the average person is even following the guides properly. Have you seen how many fucking people are putting Early Lead on their CM umas?
Anonymous No.542451291 >>542451869
>>542451152
Does groundwork pace pasa actually work
Anonymous No.542451316
Anonymous No.542451352 >>542451480
>>542451268
Everything you don't like is not ready, anon.
Anonymous No.542451360 >>542451448 >>542452048
So let me guess this straight, my reward for my team somehow fumbling into A league is going to be that I lose like 60 races in a row and end up unqualified? Why couldnโ€™t my horses just be shit until B league like alwaysโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.542451365
>>542451268
who ?
Anonymous No.542451374
>>542449640
back in the JP days you had people treating every new card as the next coming of Kitasan lmao. happened with int Nature, power Rice, speed Mayano, and many others
Anonymous No.542451385
>>542451245
kek, an actual speed carryover gambler.
Anonymous No.542451417 >>542452316
>>542451285
what's wrong with early lead
Anonymous No.542451423 >>542451784
>go 1-4
>go 5-0
>no real differences in competition
Mile really is just pure luck, huh.
Anonymous No.542451439 >>542451542 >>542451608 >>542451690 >>542451905 >>542451936 >>542451937 >>542453392
>>542450937
>>542451091
>>542451229
Actually it's exceedingly easy to get all of that as an F2P
>Class 6 Retention
Your TT team should already be getting 500-550k, if they aren't then you're either a kitasan reroller and haven't been playing since Day 1 or not even building for TT in which case that's a toraina issue
>S-S+ Club
This one is a little bit more tricky but if you make sure to do at least 5 runs a day in a crew that also does five or more runs a day then you should on average be getting 40-50m Fans a month. Currently the Fan cutoff for S is something like 650m so if all members of crew work in harmony then bam, easy S Tier Club. A+ tier is also okay though.
>Platinum in CM
Well this one is just pure RNG but that's just the name of the game. Make strong horses to increase your luck.
>All the rewards from story events
So incredibly easy if you once again do your 5 runs a day like Cygames intended!
Anonymous No.542451448 >>542451623
>>542451360
are you sure you're not winning at least one race? there are alot of drunken slapped together teams in A rank
Anonymous No.542451475
I made it to A finals but I'm still so fucking mad.
Anonymous No.542451480
>>542451352
When will it be ready then?
Anonymous No.542451535 >>542451681
>>542450832
I was in a D+ club until this month and didn't win any CMs but I nearly have 30k after exhausting all my carats after creek. Not sure where they all came from, but that's more than 15k a month. WIth the increased rewards 15-20k seems doable.
Anonymous No.542451542 >>542452045
>>542451439
Building for TT when the TP gain is 1.6x slower than JP
Anonymous No.542451584 >>542451842
>>542450529
>no cum in her forehead
You had one job
Anonymous No.542451589
>5 eating events
>everyone was always on stamina for some reason
>300 speed in 3 turns after 0 rainbow summer
I see now
Anonymous No.542451608 >>542451934
>>542451439
But, bwo, I'm already out of TP pots + I have to grind parents + I have to grind aces + I have to farm fans for danchode...
Anonymous No.542451609
>>542451175
The properly built aces are destroying my Pasa but making it easier for my lates to fall behind and activate their accels
Anonymous No.542451623
>>542451448
Look I might but losing all of todayโ€™s shit even though I supposedly had the first and second favourite in every race doesnโ€™t exactly build morale.
Anonymous No.542451624 >>542452527 >>542452638
>>542451245
how do you get that many skill points
Anonymous No.542451628 >>542451912
Anonymous No.542451629 >>542452792
Juvenile fillies
Anonymous No.542451681 >>542452104
>>542451535
Cygames gave a shit load of gibs in one sitting, don't expect that to be a common thing.
Anonymous No.542451690 >>542451925
>>542451439
the hell is this whore yapping about
Anonymous No.542451740
Cafe ass
Anonymous No.542451784 >>542451912
>>542451423
My longest streaks were 0-8 and 6-0... sure seems that way.
Anonymous No.542451797
>>542451245
SOVL
Anonymous No.542451842
>>542451584
I don't like cumming on my wife face, you know I am going to kiss her after the deed, right?
Anonymous No.542451869 >>542451926
>>542451291
She's been winning like 70% of my races. Vodka wins whenever she loses.
Anonymous No.542451905 >>542452128 >>542452889
>>542451439
Anon Kitasan rerollers should be gettin 500-550k
Its the non Kitasan rerollers that are struggling
Anonymous No.542451907
sloppa slop slop
Anonymous No.542451912 >>542452297
>>542451628
Pasa?>>542451784
Anonymous No.542451925
>>542451690
Well of course we all know a dumb slut who pretends to be experienced but is actually a virgin who'd fold if her toraina showed any sign of affection to her would be illiterate!
Anonymous No.542451926
>>542451869
Post build.
Anonymous No.542451934
>>542451608
TT runs come with a ton of fans.
Anonymous No.542451936
>>542451439
I'm stuck in TT A rank which pivots between class 5 and 6 every time. The difference in currency isn't huge fortunately but it feels like A+ umas are beginning to be expected for class 6.
Anonymous No.542451937
>>542451439
>your 5 runs a day like Cygames intended!
They should have given me 5 borrows if they want me to do five runs
Anonymous No.542451946
>2/5
>2/5
>1/5
It's over...
Anonymous No.542451993
Anonymous No.542452027 >>542452361
why does falco have the most shitpostable face of all umas
Anonymous No.542452034 >>542452191 >>542452278
Let's settle this
https://poal.me/t0esn4
https://poal.me/t0esn4
https://poal.me/t0esn4
Anonymous No.542452045 >>542452259
>>542451542
>when the TP gain is 1.6x slower than JP
What explain please
Anonymous No.542452048
>>542451360
Remember to forfeit the CM round after you get 2 wins. The button is in the upper right corner.
Anonymous No.542452053 >>542452121 >>542452135 >>542452220 >>542452250
What the fuck is the right arrow key, this hachimi niggas fucking suck at making guides
Anonymous No.542452072 >>542452235 >>542452295
>0/5 in every attempt
And now I remember why I haven't touched the game since the first CM
Anonymous No.542452090
>>542451245
Umadolsisters we got DESTROYED by the devil
Anonymous No.542452104
>>542451681
Oh right, I vaguely remember that.
Anonymous No.542452110 >>542452469 >>542452605 >>542457560
I just realized building a CM4 front runner is going to be much easier than CM3
>right handed from Fuku chain event (event chains are the most consistent way of getting hints)
>non-standard distance from Cafe event (not a chain event, but still better than hints)
>firm conditions from Creek and King hints (great cards for CM4)
So much better than struggling for left/standard/wet
Anonymous No.542452121
>>542452053
Anon...
Anonymous No.542452128 >>542452395
>>542451905
Everyone has Kitasan Black it comes free with your support borrows.
Anonymous No.542452135
>>542452053
really?
Anonymous No.542452139 >>542452243
Musaka seems like a renowned torena, but did they ever say who was his best umamusume? Surely, he must have trained some hall of famers?
Anonymous No.542452154 >>542452326 >>542452479 >>542452481
Enough CM, it's the end of the week. You are retaining right?
Anonymous No.542452158 >>542452774
>>542450558
It's definitely wrong, whatever it is. Here's a more common f2p number:
>dailies = 75x30 = 2250
>login = 75/week x4 = 300
>class 5/6 retention = 225/375 x4 = 900/1500
>A+ Club rewards = 2700
>B group finals = 1000
>Event/story reward = maybe 1000
For a total of 8750 per month, if you're fairly dedicated. Less than half of what he's saying.
Someone correct my math, but I don't think I'm missing much, here.
Anonymous No.542452182
Tricked Daiwa into eating more of those carrot burgers (she thinks they're actually healthy thanks to me lol).
Anonymous No.542452191
>>542452034
I like Falco more as I love idols but I want to sex Curren.
Anonymous No.542452220
>>542452053
if your keyboard doesn't have arrow keys you should probably revoke your toreina card
Anonymous No.542452224 >>542452293 >>542453164
>group B
I'm pissed.
Anonymous No.542452235
>>542452072
>why I haven't touched the game since the first CM
Same... I was thinking of coming back but I don't even have enough carrots for some funny honses...
Anonymous No.542452243
>>542452139
I would guess Mr. CB
Anonymous No.542452245 >>542452527
>>542451245
did she fucking gas out
Anonymous No.542452250
>>542452053
โ€ฆ
Anonymous No.542452259
>>542452045
The games schedule is 1.6x faster, but the TP gain is still 1 per 10 minutes. If the TP gain was adjusted it'd be 1 per 6 minutes
Anonymous No.542452272 >>542453196
>Round 1
>Mostly 3/5, one 4/5, enough 2/5s during day 2
>Round 2
>2/5
>0/5
It's not looking good for me folks. At least I got qualified for Group B. So far my losses were mostly to Front Runners like Seiun Sky or Smart Falcon getting their unique skill off, or from another Late Surger that didn't get blocked unlike mine. My Front Runner just can't keep up with other Front Runners, and my two Late Surgers, although they don't really block each other from what I've seen, still get blocked by others anyways.
Anonymous No.542452278
>>542452034
I like Falco more but I also want to sex Falco.
Anonymous No.542452285 >>542452539
Does Curren Chan really?
Anonymous No.542452291 >>542452383 >>542452426 >>542452457 >>542452697 >>542452978 >>542453351
Really, niggas?
Anonymous No.542452293 >>542452421
>>542452224
anon there's still tomorrow
Anonymous No.542452295 >>542452589
>>542452072
then you shouldn't be surprised you can't win, should you?
Anonymous No.542452297
>>542451912
Anonymous No.542452316
>>542451417
It gets activated later than you think it does. The 5 second delay gives you a tiny acceleration boost right after you usually use yours up.
Anonymous No.542452326
>>542452154
THAR SHE BLOWS
Anonymous No.542452345
>>542451175
I thought I made good aces after countless careers but I'm getting raped by everyone

I'm going to B group and it feels like shit I don't want to make aces for cm4
Anonymous No.542452361
>>542452027
they're all shitposters now that I think of it
Anonymous No.542452383
>>542452291
>A+ trainer bullying poor A trainers
Anonymous No.542452395
>>542452128
Doto Rape.
Anonymous No.542452414
>>542451175
Anonymous No.542452421 >>542452476
>>542452293
Yeah, but I don't feel anything is gonna change. I've won twice out of all my races.
Anonymous No.542452426
>>542452291
>falco
ur part of the problem
Anonymous No.542452450
so how exactly does one do the suicide 1m fan career with silence suzuka? I found a video about it but it was made by a phonefagg who was fighting for his life against the iOS UI through the entire video

this is my deck rn btw
Anonymous No.542452457
>>542452291
When in doubt, always bet on the late surger.
Anonymous No.542452469 >>542452670 >>542453283
>>542452110
>Random events
>still better than hints
(lol)
Anonymous No.542452476 >>542452627
>>542452421
I'll run a bad team for you anon
Anonymous No.542452479
>>542452154
Heh, naturally I retained on the first day of the week, it was easy peasy!
Anonymous No.542452481
>>542452154
I just got a third dirt from the free ticket. Next week will be even easier for retention. Probably will be safe until aoharu...
Anonymous No.542452527 >>542452865
>>542451624
muteki's hints provide an insane amount of value. she's a midrace package but its incredibly hard to hit any stat goals because she's a terrible stat stick
>>542452245
yes
Anonymous No.542452535
i managed to make it to group A with literally shit ass umas and all i wanted was the participation rewards
Anonymous No.542452539
>>542452285
>So powerful she's the main rival for two different umas
How does Nishino Flower do it with such a small body?
Anonymous No.542452589 >>542452710 >>542452826
>>542452295
Yeah because facing off against giga whale 10 hour a day autist horses the second you luck into group a is real fucking fun for everyone
Anonymous No.542452605 >>542452903 >>542453374
>>542452110
random events are worse than hints, unless its like a 0% hint frequency card with a dozen skills. I've gone a dozen careers straight without getting the left handed event
Anonymous No.542452627
>>542452476
Don't. You deserve your wins. Pity wins are worse than proper losses.
Anonymous No.542452638 >>542452865
>>542451624
easy
>be whale
>have mlb ssr's
>have perfect affinity parents
>have max wit
easy, right?
f2p's can beat whales, but not whales who know how to play
Anonymous No.542452654 >>542452845 >>542452853
>try gold ship
>she gets blocked in the last corner 99% of the time
Anonymous No.542452670
>>542452469
I said what I said
Anonymous No.542452693
Anonymous No.542452697
>>542452291
Now you know the power of Japan's Greatest Samurai.
Anonymous No.542452702 >>542452910
At least my Taishin is doing better than my late surger
Anonymous No.542452710 >>542452890
>>542452589
>giga whales 10 hour a day
there's less than 1 whale per 100~ players.
and certainly not many people play 10 hours a day.
Anonymous No.542452719
>>542451175
>made a single decent Daiwa
>groundworkless
I have no interest in this CM anymore. I'll train for the next CM.
Anonymous No.542452723 >>542453050
leave smart falcon to me
Anonymous No.542452774 >>542453278
>>542452158
plus 500 from group rounds maybe? Plus 1000 from career race rewards? Maybe 500 from TT presents?
Anonymous No.542452792
>>542451629
It's my favorite G1! I never, ever miss it. Why?
because FOALS
Anonymous No.542452794 >>542453338
Will I survive the Doto banner? I'm skipping the summer hag cuz I don't care for her, but I really want Doto
I also don't have Kitasan Negro myself
Anonymous No.542452826 >>542453072
>>542452589
>didn't prepare for cm at all
>surprised when he loses
lol
Anonymous No.542452845 >>542453014
>>542452654
1200 Power
>But
1200 power
Anonymous No.542452853
>>542452654
there's not enough time after proccing anchors for gold ship to maneuver to the outer lanes like in gemini so she gets super brocked, you need another midrace skill
Anonymous No.542452865 >>542453441
>>542452638
Uh but this doesn't look like a whale deck anon >>542452527
In fact there's only a single MLB SSR in that, the rest are SRs and one of them is only at LB3 (which is the one in that deck that wants MLB the most because that's where her Power Bonus is trapped under.)
Anonymous No.542452889
>>542451905
Just spend some time building for TM and you'll be fine. I have these cards only and there's no problem retaining so far.
Anonymous No.542452890 >>542453047 >>542453057
>>542452710
So how come every race i've done has had perfect smart falcon then? CM is going to kill this game for good in the west
Anonymous No.542452903
>>542452605
fuck hint hunting on an ace
Anonymous No.542452910 >>542452990 >>542453115
>>542452702
How the fuck are you able to make a Taishin with that much power and stamina?
Anonymous No.542452978
>>542452291
based daiwawawas
Anonymous No.542452979
>>542450715
My uma will rape you during finals
Anonymous No.542452990 >>542453416
>>542452910
3 Speed 2 Pow 1 Wit.
Luck.
Anonymous No.542453014 >>542453090
>>542452845
power doesn't do shit
Anonymous No.542453019 >>542453173 >>542453323
I just want to be able to enter a CM league that'll filter out everybody below a certain age and everybody above a certain bodyfat percentage. I dislike losing to children (including college kids) and fat people, but losing to others would be fine with me.

Ideally, there'd be a league only for people who actually like the game and aren't merely addicted to it and too stupid to recognize that. But that's too hard to measure.
Anonymous No.542453029
>>542449705
Anonymous No.542453045 >>542453225 >>542453410 >>542453653
Asking Tama-chan out on a date!

Looking at her shocked expression as she thought you were interested in Oguri the entire time she's been your "wingman"!
Anonymous No.542453047 >>542453227
>>542452890
Check the deck.
People are probably just luckshitters, which unlike
>muh whales
>muh nolifers
is a real thing
Anonymous No.542453050
>>542452723
>tfw that was MY Falcon that Vodka caught
what the fuck, my team was Falco, Oguri, and Maruzensky. Damn Vodka robbed me of a third win, rip
Anonymous No.542453057 >>542453227
>>542452890
wow you've been tracking all your runs and can prove you've seen a perfect smart falcon in every race?
Anonymous No.542453061
>>542448658
I couldn't get 3 Wins to go to group A Open league so I'm in group B open league unless I pull off three wins tomorrow.
I didn't exactly put a lot of effort into the event sure but kinda wish matchmaking would have fallen into my favor today.
Anonymous No.542453072 >>542453220 >>542453226 >>542453248
>>542452826
>just waste your life hoping for rng on your 100th run
Anonymous No.542453090 >>542453150
>>542453014
Power is your acceleration and if youre accelerating from last place youre gonna die every time you dont do power
Anonymous No.542453102
please god when do they give us jupiter cup qol
6/6 runs feels like a punishment not an event
Anonymous No.542453115 >>542453416
>>542452910
parents were
8* stam
4* power/2 stam
Anonymous No.542453116
I still haven't built specific TT teams, I just throw in whatever and I've been getting like 520k every 5 or so runs.
Anonymous No.542453145 >>542453607
>>542448658
If Day 4 is more of the same, then global is actually too sweaty for its own good
Anonymous No.542453150 >>542453229
>>542453090
it's worthless because you get blocked
Anonymous No.542453157
>2/5, 1/5, 2/5, 5/5
I thought I was done for
Anonymous No.542453164 >>542453259
>>542452224
You are not giving up yet, are you?
Anonymous No.542453172 >>542453309 >>542453379 >>542453459 >>542453481 >>542453804 >>542454328 >>542454414 >>542454770
anyone else in this weird limbo where it feels like every CM is the same repeat group of shitters crying about how unfair everything is?

Yes its not hard to luckshit amazing pvp tier umas when you have a bunch of time/money sure but its not like the game is going to get better, it unironically never gets better, we've only just experience a single meta shift to frontrunner, you should just quit now if every CM brings this much pain to you. I'm only still here cause I actually enjoy prepping for autismo pvp $400USD into getting mlb kitasan and I have too much free time when I'm waging.
Anonymous No.542453173
>>542453019
a CM league where skills are disabled and all you can hope is for your uma to be smart enough to do the right thing
Anonymous No.542453196
>>542452272
>Round 1 day 1: starts off losing 8 in a row
>Round 2 day 1: 12/20
Your luck can change. Hang in there.
Anonymous No.542453220 >>542453336
>>542453072
You walk into a casino and pull the slot machine and get angry that you didn't get the jackpot in 4 pulls, do you know how fucking ridiculous you sound right now.
Anonymous No.542453225 >>542453410
>>542453045
TamaDora
Anonymous No.542453226 >>542453382 >>542453495 >>542453539 >>542453562
>>542453072
Playing videogames is wasting your life by default though.
Anonymous No.542453227 >>542453293 >>542453379
>>542453057
>>542453047
How does cygames cock feel in your ass?
Anonymous No.542453229
>>542453150
Keep losing them, retard lol
Anonymous No.542453248 >>542453474
>>542453072
quit the game and stop coming to this general if you don't like to play it
simple as
Anonymous No.542453249
>Trial run dogshit cards when preparing parent run for maru
>Need to run more races
It's kind of fun, actually
Anonymous No.542453252 >>542453279 >>542453430 >>542453445 >>542453526
She's flatter than children what the fuck
Anonymous No.542453259
>>542453164
No. Just really sucks when you know it's futile.
Anonymous No.542453278 >>542453846
>>542452774
>career race rewards
those are one-time only. Everyone playing seriously has gotten them already.
>500/month for TT
In what fucking world? Sometimes I'll get 5, 10 carats as a bonus in TT or a G1 career, never 500/month, that's crazy.
Anonymous No.542453279 >>542453752
>>542453252
To be fair, some of these children are huge.
Anonymous No.542453283
>>542452469
completely chains is way easier than relying on hints. The right handed is like two events.
Anonymous No.542453293
>>542453227
concession accepted
Anonymous No.542453295
>open friends list
>sort by last login
>a lot of whales are dead
uh...
Anonymous No.542453309
>>542453172
>I don't win
>Life is unfair
Entitled whiny bitches. Pay them no attention.
Anonymous No.542453323 >>542454127 >>542455846
>>542453019
you honestly sound like a bigger loser than the jobless fatties you're complaining about
Anonymous No.542453328 >>542453991 >>542454206
>1-4
>1-4
Maybe its a sign that I should take the game casually instead. The result is just soul draining
Anonymous No.542453336
>>542453220
Going to a casino fucks you less than this game does
Anonymous No.542453338
>>542452794
You should be fine anon. You can get 300k carats a month. Trust in Cygenerous and donโ€™t even worry about the Kitasan banner in two months. Then put everything in Rice/Riko. Youโ€™ll make it back in time to pull on Kitasan. And then you will still have enough the next month to get vbourbon twenty times over.
Anonymous No.542453351
>>542452291
Only 1 front really counts it's the one late and the winning front in contention.
Anonymous No.542453362 >>542453623
>he's having a melty over Falcon
100% a Taishin cuck
Anonymous No.542453374 >>542453636
>>542452605
i've got fuku right handed like 90% of the times in my parent runs
Anonymous No.542453379 >>542453603
>>542453172
It's different people probably, they're just all spoiled by ultra casual mainstream gachas with no gameplay.
>>542453227
Try reading how the game works instead of chimping out at random anons.
Anonymous No.542453382 >>542453561
>>542453226
It's not a waste if I'm having fun with those video games. Just like with any other hobby such as but not limited to woodworking, baking sourdough, gardening, or even playing sports/exercising casually.
Anonymous No.542453383 >>542453537
OK BOURBON YOU'RE GOING TO PASS ON SOME OF THESE GREENS AND ALSO GROUNDWORK AND ALSO A 2* BLUE AND A RELEVANT 1* PINK RIGHT?
Anonymous No.542453392
>>542451439
>but if you make sure to do at least 5 runs a day i
I can't wait until danchou kicks people who don't do this
Anonymous No.542453410 >>542453653
>>542453225
>>542453045
This creature...
Anonymous No.542453416 >>542453560
>>542453115
>>542452990
When do you decide when to hit Power over Speed? Same with Wit over Speed.
Anonymous No.542453430 >>542453752
>>542453252
and we like her for that
Anonymous No.542453441
>>542452865
either he's lying or won the fucking lottery, procc'ing such an assload of skills with <400 wit is very, very improbable. But if so....I'll tip my hat to that gambling faggot, it sure paid off.
Anonymous No.542453445 >>542453752 >>542454080
>>542453252
If her nipples get hard and big, she's perfect.
Anonymous No.542453459
>>542453172
My only explanation is that CM's haven't truly shaken out everybody that isn't 100% in love with princess maker eugenics simulator.

to me the groundwork farming for this CM was the most I've been into the game since launch. I like seeing the fruits of my labor slowly come together
Anonymous No.542453474 >>542454314
>>542453248
You should stop sucking cock
Anonymous No.542453481
>>542453172
It shouldn't even be an issue since you get into the finals with a single win now. My team was ass last CM but I got one win in Round 2 and somehow won my finals group. Just take the 500 carats, its not hard
Anonymous No.542453482
8 front rooms and 6 late/end rooms, interesting
Anonymous No.542453495
>>542453226
I would have killed myself ages ago if not for vidya and other forms of slop
Anonymous No.542453526 >>542453668 >>542453752
>>542453252
that's the best part
Anonymous No.542453537 >>542453787
>>542453383
GUH
Anonymous No.542453539
>>542453226
>LIVE TO WORK, SLAVE
Anonymous No.542453560 >>542453708
>>542453416
only clicked power when everyone was there basically
wit whenever i was around half energy with no good training options
Anonymous No.542453561 >>542453746 >>542454023 >>542454341
>>542453382
>if I'm having fun with those video games
And you're not having prepping for CMs (the only mindful activity in the game), but you have fun doing brainless dailies?
Anonymous No.542453562
>>542453226
Don't you have a tiktok video to shoot?
Anonymous No.542453603
>>542453379
>gameplay
LOL
LMAO
Anonymous No.542453607 >>542454991
>>542453145
Global canโ€™t afford not to be sweaty. Especially the whales and the f2ps. We need carats. There simply arenโ€™t enough of them to be pulling. If daily packs for carats were also at 1.5x the carats like the schedule maybe we could breathe a little.
Anonymous No.542453623
>>542453362
what if im an idort
Anonymous No.542453636
>>542453374
That is a chain event, not a random one
Anonymous No.542453653
>>542453045
>>542453410
She's so fucking evil
Anonymous No.542453668
>>542453526
w-w-w-when did Suzuka learn debuff skills?
Anonymous No.542453701
It's probably because of the current state of the game, but Open is a lot more competitive here than in JP. I'm regularly getting 3-4 wins instead of 5
Anonymous No.542453708 >>542454203
>>542453560
Guess I'll try that strat. By everyone do you mean 3+ or only when every power card is on power?
Anonymous No.542453729
global-sama please...
Anonymous No.542453746 >>542453850
>>542453561
RNG grinding the same skill everyone else is doing isn't mindful activity
Anonymous No.542453749 >>542453824 >>542453895 >>542454078
Guys, what you really need is some umanko. Relieve your tension inside a welcoming and warm mare... or filly.
Anonymous No.542453750
I forgot to claim my tickets and thought i only got 2 chances in round 2.
Anonymous No.542453752 >>542453875 >>542453954 >>542455168
>>542453526
>>542453445
>>542453430
>>542453279
You're not supposed to like flat chests
Anonymous No.542453761
That was a great episode, bros. I can't wait for when Creek forces the entire competition to gas out..
Anonymous No.542453774 >>542453876 >>542453909 >>542453945 >>542454551
>Falco has A medium
She's going to be back for CM4 paired with S.Maru, isn't she...
Anonymous No.542453787
>>542453537
At least you got white skills to pass on at all hahaโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.542453804 >>542454003
>>542453172
I pay no attention to whiny losers. But I do try to aid dachiis that are struggling and can admit they fucking suck at the game. It doesn't take a lot of effort to compete against whales, this game does have a load of RNG, but it also has tons of mechanics that you can abuse with proper knowledge.
Train WIT in real life and you will succeed.
Anonymous No.542453820 >>542453889
How functional would these earphones be?
Anonymous No.542453824
>>542453749
no, anon, no.
FOALS. FOALS. FOALS
Anonymous No.542453831
>gives you Gourmand
Anonymous No.542453846
>>542453278
No, you get a 5% chance of a 10 carat reward for every graded race. So that's like 50 for every 100 races you win. If you're winning 60-70 a day you should be getting about 1k a month.
You get 12 TT runs a day. Just 10 carats adds up to 300 a month. Sometimes you get more a day. I run all of these for the bond levels.
Anonymous No.542453850
>>542453746
If you go 0/5 every CM match while doing 3 careers per day it's a trainer issue.
inb4: 3 careers per day is too much
Anonymous No.542453875
>>542453752
too late
Anonymous No.542453876 >>542454030
>>542453774
dw this is her last real CM
Anonymous No.542453884 >>542453947 >>542454059 >>542454261
What's a good green skill to inherit on Ends? Pump Iron never triggers.
Anonymous No.542453889
>>542453820
God imagine the money you would wring out of trainers by selling those
Anonymous No.542453895
>>542453749
I'd calm down if they give me my bokumanko...
Anonymous No.542453909
>>542453774
yeah bro Taishin will be so good as well
Anonymous No.542453945
>>542453774
Itโ€™s all I have to work withโ€ฆ She canโ€™t compete against smaru but hopefully enough people skip smaru that it can still luck me into finals.
Anonymous No.542453947
>>542453884
Red Shift, SFV, Triumphant Pulse
Anonymous No.542453952
Leave Leo cup to me
Anonymous No.542453954
>>542453752
>Not liking DFC
Are you gay?
Anonymous No.542453991
>>542453328
It's an addictive online casino with a payout rate of zero. Hardcore play of such a game is objectively unhealthy, and if anybody did a serious study on it they'd probably find that it's consistently, measurably less enjoyable than either casual play of the same game or hardcore play of a different type of game.
Anonymous No.542454003 >>542454216
>>542453804
>do 50 runs never get s mile
Yeah great mechanics you can abuse
Anonymous No.542454023 >>542454198
>>542453561
>not having fun prepping for CMs
It can be fun, but I'm F2P, I didn't reroll for MLB Kitasan Black (only have her at 0LB), and I'm missing some SSRs that have the gold skills that are essential for this CM so I'm shit outta luck anyways so I borrow that instead of MLB Kitasan Black. Planning parents for compatibility and unique skill combination is fun though, but at some point trying to get even just a decent parent with the right blue and pink sparks and a nice handful of bonus white sparks gets irritating.
>brainless dailies
That depends. Doing 3 daily runs takes long enough already. But as with all gacha games, the main fun is in the story and seeing the big cast of characters interact with each other or you.
Anonymous No.542454030 >>542454234
>>542453876
What about dirt cms?
Anonymous No.542454049 >>542454089
>retention line 491k
Make it stop
Anonymous No.542454059
>>542453884
Pulse, emperor, redshift. Just don't put all your eggs in the late game wombo combo.
Anonymous No.542454071 >>542454141 >>542454156 >>542454242 >>542454256 >>542454417 >>542454458 >>542454482 >>542454735 >>542454943 >>542455003 >>542455248 >>542455251 >>542458431
>falcon is the actual strongest uma BTFO'ing sky and taishin
>not a single "SOLVED META" fag predicted this
>not a single content creator said falcon was a must pull
we will never escape the solved meta gaslight. no one really knows what the meta is. no one is able to gauge uma strength which is obvious from falcon and how this general was the only place where someone was saying that vodka is required for CM3. there are no uma experts
Anonymous No.542454078
>>542453749
this
Anonymous No.542454080
>>542453445
Proof that she doesn't?
Anonymous No.542454089
>>542454049
YAMERO
Anonymous No.542454106
>it's STILL a golshi game
Fuck OFF
Anonymous No.542454127 >>542454335
>>542453323
There's no complaint in my post, no any mention of employment. Consider ceasing to be whatever you are.
Anonymous No.542454128
sex with belno
Anonymous No.542454130
Sakura Bakushin O is angry at /uma/.
Anonymous No.542454141 >>542455513
>>542454071
a must pull is something that lasts longer than 1 CM bwo...
Anonymous No.542454156
>>542454071
I predicted this
I said she was a must pull
Anonymous No.542454198 >>542454998
>>542454023
>But as with all gacha games, the main fun is in the story and seeing the big cast of characters interact with each other or you.
If you're playing the game for story why are you complaining about gameplay.
There's a lot of people who don't care about slice of life stories and only play for spreadsheetkino.
Anonymous No.542454201
Anonymous No.542454203 >>542455863
>>542453708
Both power cards and other cards with them
Probably only clicked power 4 times that run
Anonymous No.542454206
>>542453328
If you prepped hard sorry you got that outcome. I accepted i was getting group B finals during ace runs and am content that I got just that.
Anonymous No.542454216 >>542454409
>>542454003
>Double circle affinity
>Chances get higher past the 155 points
>3 mile sparks on parent are more important than grandparents
You are inferior to me. Don't bother replying. Take the information I gave you and improve yourself.
Anonymous No.542454234 >>542454360 >>542454729
>>542454030
xoguri is out by then
Anonymous No.542454242
>>542454071
everyone also said skip taishin
Anonymous No.542454256
>>542454071
I simply believed in the umadol from the very beginning
Anonymous No.542454261 >>542454305 >>542454365
>>542453884
>Pump Iron never triggers
Golshi is the only end so far that can trigger pump consistently because she's pretending to be a pace or late by mid race because of her busted unique.
Anonymous No.542454305 >>542454441
>>542454261
No she can't you theorycrafting retard.
Anonymous No.542454313
Teio!
Anonymous No.542454314
>>542453474
>no argument
Anonymous No.542454328
>>542453172
if they don't enjoy crafting legacies, watching their girls run and the thrill of victory and the taste of defeat they ain't cut out for this life
Anonymous No.542454335 >>542455846
>>542454127
oh no he's mad
Anonymous No.542454340 >>542454627
Hishi....AKEBONO!
Anonymous No.542454341
>>542453561
I'm not following the conversation but the image made me snicker. Thanks anon
Anonymous No.542454360 >>542454598
>>542454234
>Aquarius Cup
>it's not raining
Anonymous No.542454365 >>542454441
>>542454261
>Golshi can trigger Pump because she's usually in 4th place by mid race
Okay retard.
Anonymous No.542454409
>>542454216
>just hope for rng on top of rng
Yeah amazing mechanics you can influence
Anonymous No.542454414
>>542453172
Fuck off nigger. I will complain as much as I want
Anonymous No.542454417
>>542454071
I have seen a handful or so of anons here shilling Smart Falcon. But it's difficult to get her Turf aptitude to A or higher, which I assume contributed to her not being as well received as Seiun Sky. But if you have the resources to bring her to Turf A or S then she is a solid pick.
Anonymous No.542454427
>run 70 G1's per day
>win 12TT every day
I doubt many f2p's are doing this or are capable of doing this
Anonymous No.542454441 >>542454472 >>542454539
>>542454305
>>542454365
Bet you your Taurus and Gemini Golshi had pump.
Anonymous No.542454458
>>542454071
They knew Falcon was strong they didn't it even more dominating than it is now. It was big on servers after Japan
Anonymous No.542454472
>>542454441
Learn to read.
Anonymous No.542454482
>>542454071
I ran her in Taurus and was talking about how she was amazing at running away from competition midrace.
Anonymous No.542454518 >>542454581 >>542454607 >>542454872 >>542455102 >>542455156 >>542455761
You guys seem to be WAY angrier than usual today. Did your CM races not go good today? You do know you have another chance at reaching Finals A right, don't despair yet, just believe in the horses you train and you'll pull out a victory! Maybe.
Anonymous No.542454521 >>542454541
Anonymous No.542454539
>>542454441
>pump in Gemini
Anonymous No.542454541
>>542454521
me on the left
Anonymous No.542454551
>>542453774
sub 1020 stamina smaru dies to nigger nature + mayano btw
Anonymous No.542454581
>>542454518
I lost 3 races today
I was very sad
Anonymous No.542454598
>>542454360
It's winter
Anonymous No.542454607
>>542454518
I got cucked out of my 3rd win because angling and scheming didn't trigger in first place on a 1200 wit uma
Anonymous No.542454617
>>542448531
This but Whinning Tickezo
Anonymous No.542454627
>>542454340
Buono buono!!
Anonymous No.542454729
>>542454234
lol no, smart falcon is the strongest here despite xoguri's existence
Anonymous No.542454735
>>542454071
>the playerbase armed with knowledge distilled from 3 different servers still ends up clueless
Anonymous No.542454759
I like the pose Nice Nature does where she holds her hand out in front her with a worried/embarrassed look on her face I think it's super duper ultra cute.
Anonymous No.542454770 >>542454909 >>542454929 >>542455002 >>542455234
>>542453172
>anyone else in this weird limbo where it feels like every CM is the same repeat group of shitters crying about how unfair everything is?
Wonder if it's a new batch of newfags, doomposting shitstirrers that don't play the game or genuinely retarded captive retards.

Common points with all of them is that they are unable to understand that realistically, they were never going to win and that the game expects you to pay - no not $400, but rather seven fucking dollars which gives you so much value.
They will also be against paying despite essentially pulling a lever as a job, no idea if you're talking with teenagers or NEETs who are strapped for cash and can't spend welfarebucks into anything but an internet connection.
Anonymous No.542454812
Anonymous No.542454821
I dont expect to win the finals but 'Cancer Platinum' sounds like an endgame title to acquire if I've ever seen one
Anonymous No.542454872 >>542455260
>>542454518
Don't worry, they're all quitting soon
Anonymous No.542454909 >>542455061 >>542455071
>>542454770
what do I get with $7 a month?
Anonymous No.542454929 >>542455061
>>542454770
>one 10 pull a month will stop you being shit
Now this is just pure delusion
Anonymous No.542454943 >>542455513
>>542454071
I know everyone loves to shit on him (kind of deservedly) for glueing college to play UM and then losing his shit, but VF said that Falco would be very, very strong in CM3 and to watch out for her. He also said Blockushins would be hard to train effectively, and indeed, none of them have had Groundwork and out of 60 races, my Suzuka only got Blockushin'd once.
Similarly, he said CM2 was Golshi's race, and that while Taishin was strong if built right, she was hard to build right (unlike Golshi), had bad stat growths for Gemini, and not everyone had her whereas everyone has Golshi.

That's just one example of a sloptuber being correct. I'm sure other faggots could think of more examples.
Anonymous No.542454965
>>542448658
2/5
5/5
1/5
3/5
Relying on late gambler aces fucking sucks. There's too much RNG. I don't know how people with good seiun and Falco are losing in this
Anonymous No.542454984
Anonymous No.542454991
>>542453607
Global now gets more Carats from almost everything now. This CM is far less important than the others because of it. And you only need a single win in Round 2 to go to the finals which gives you a minimum of 500 carats and tickets. If you are actually that desperate, than start building Umas that can take you all the other. Otherwise you are just crying over not getting free gibs
Anonymous No.542454995 >>542455030 >>542455289 >>542455465 >>542455546 >>542455581
name 3 horses
Anonymous No.542454998 >>542455323
>>542454198
>why are you complaining about gameplay
Because I'm not the anon complaining about gameplay and just wanted to say" video games aren't a waste" in response to that other anon. Also an F2P game with microtransactions having a PvP game mode would inevitably favor bigger spenders is off to me, even if all getting a full MLB SSR deck does is give you a visibly better odds of getting two stats to SS and getting specific gold skills better compared to F2Ps. But another anon here said that there are JP whales complaining that F2Ps can compete with them, so if that's the future of Uma Musume PVP then I'm looking forward to it. Besides, PvP is one game mode and not necessarily the endgame for this game, although it gives you something "more meaningful" to strive for in terms of seeing your umamusume shine.
Anonymous No.542455002
>>542454770
I refuse to buy daily carats on principle until they match the accelerated banners. 0.5 the value compared to the JP server is a slap to the face for global players.
Anonymous No.542455003 >>542455395 >>542455513
>>542454071
>not a single content creator said falcon was a must pull
https://youtu.be/ZC8AvoEtLKA?t=323 not quite though he did suggest using Falcon as a blocker and not an Ace and some people did the reverse for Bakushin too
Anonymous No.542455007
Anonymous No.542455030
>>542454995
Black horse. Brown horse. White horse.
Anonymous No.542455061 >>542455220 >>542455353
>>542454909
1500 free carats and 500 paid carats, equivalent to 20 pulls. If you hold onto the paid carats for a banner, daily pulling results in you spending less currency to reach 200 exchange points.
>>542454929
Anything else?
Anonymous No.542455071
>>542454909
a chance to give more money to cygenerous because its STILL not enough to spark that one card/uma you really wanted
Anonymous No.542455102
>>542454518
I'm not going to pull out of Nice Natie. There is no maybe.
Anonymous No.542455109
>>542448658
I haven't able to get more than 3 wins. Last one really sucked because Falcon had the lead but didn't proc Tail Held High or Angling and Scheming.
Hopefully I get some luck tomorrow.
Anonymous No.542455149
Anonymous No.542455156
>>542454518
Fucking stinky no good skank!
Anonymous No.542455168
>>542453752
I could slip my hand down her shirt and feel the erotic hardness of her chest.

Probably couldn't even tell if its her chest or back without squeezing her sensitive nipples.
Anonymous No.542455190 >>542455343 >>542455351 >>542455451 >>542455548 >>542455624 >>542456137 >>542456570 >>542456980 >>542457081
i don't understand
my umas all meet the stat requirements, they are even A+ sometimes
why are they so bad this CM, last two CMs were comfortable
why did a 900 speed seiun sky B+ with by 5 lengths over my A+ oguri with S mile, summer runner and left handed and good skills
it makes no sense
Anonymous No.542455212
3rd place in A finals here I come
Anonymous No.542455220 >>542455809 >>542455810
>>542455061
how exactly does 20 pulls a month give MLB kitasan, MLB riko, seiun sky, summer maru, smart falcon, and christmas oguri?
Anonymous No.542455234 >>542455809
>>542454770
Spending money on uma musume specifically is a low return on investment. Only a shill would defend this pricing model
Anonymous No.542455241
im still at work and can only matchmake like 6 hours from now
im so excited for round 2 bwos... i can't focus...
Anonymous No.542455248
>>542454071
for all its bullshit and lies, /uma/ does pretty well for the global server. Is it really a surprise that a mile-oriented uma (Vodka) with 20%/10% speed/power does well on a goddamn mile track? That Falco, with those same stat growths also does well when raised to Turf S?
guidemakers who copy/paste data from the JP experience mindlessly are just grifters
Anonymous No.542455251 >>542457117
>>542454071
Gooks said to run her on the Namu wiki, that's literally the only place I've seen besides here telling people to use her for CM3
Anonymous No.542455260 >>542455349
>>542454872
2 more weeks sister
Anonymous No.542455276 >>542455358 >>542455361 >>542455378 >>542455946
does early lead help activate groundwork? the conditions seem to indicate no
Anonymous No.542455289
>>542454995
I give up
Anonymous No.542455321
So whats the deal with Samson Big (and I guess Stay Gold for that matter)? They are in the game but you can't pull them yet?
Anonymous No.542455323
>>542454998
>PvP is one game mode and not necessarily the endgame for this game, although it gives you something "more meaningful" to strive for in terms of seeing your umamusume shine.
There really isn't anything else to do in this game though, maybe some community tournaments may feel more meaningful, but it's also PvP.
Anonymous No.542455343
>>542455190
It's all RNG! Just like real horse racing! Makes the losses feel terrible but the wins feel great!
Anonymous No.542455349 >>542455440
>>542455260
Have you noticed every two weeks the threads get slower?
Anonymous No.542455351
>>542455190
Seiun Skyโ€™s ult is just that good on this track. If sheโ€™s first, and activates it, she wins 9/10 times
Anonymous No.542455353 >>542455809
>>542455061
so 200 pulls is $70 and takes 10 months?
I'm not buying mr cygames
I will keep using my normal carats and if I ever need to whale for a spark I'll do it I guess
Anonymous No.542455358
>>542455276
No. It is a somewhat worthless skill right now.
Anonymous No.542455361
>>542455276
it does but not early enough
Anonymous No.542455373 >>542455957 >>542456887
Anonymous No.542455378
>>542455276
it gets patched eventually to be able to proc out the gate, still a wit check kinda like focus but you're not completely fucked if rng doesn't want to give you decent greens.
Anonymous No.542455381
bringing three horses that all have a chance to win is fun, I don't want to go back to using debuffers
Anonymous No.542455392 >>542455515
i tried Opera's career and its weird as fuck this bitch gets a boost on stamina and her races arent even that long
Anonymous No.542455395 >>542455647
>>542455003
falcon was primarily used as a blocker in japan, ace falcon only started being a real thing in the korea.
Anonymous No.542455398 >>542455527 >>542455534 >>542455559 >>542455916 >>542455986 >>542456180 >>542456347 >>542456396
I don't know what to make for cm4

I thought I could at least get to A finals this cm but it seems I'm going to B group again like the other cms...

even after 7-8 carrers every fucking day making grandparents, parents and aces and watching a lot of videos trying to identify what was gaslight and shit

I'm officialy burnt out, but I want the carats they give at the cms fuck I don't know anymore
Anonymous No.542455440
>>542455349
No I'm not terminally online and mentally ill, sister
Anonymous No.542455451
>>542455190
Do you finally understand how keibafags feel? Just be glad you didn't lose 10k betting on them
Anonymous No.542455465
>>542454995
Kitasan Black
Kitasan White
Kitasan Brown
Anonymous No.542455486 >>542455596
Anonymous No.542455487
Doing a Fuji kiseki run, proc TWO gold inheritance events, groundwork spark, turf s and mile s, no rainbows for two summers, no speed rainbows in general

Iโ€™m going to bed, that one hurt
Anonymous No.542455513 >>542455668 >>542455706 >>542455794 >>542456353
>>542454141
>a must pull is something that lasts longer than 1 CM bwo
she's the strongest frontrunner on any distance but long until valentine bourbon releases.
>>542454943
actual good info if they said it during the smart falcon banner but otherwise it's just more proof to the lack of foresight.
>>542455003
that's all junk man. Falcon blocker over ace is suboptimal. Dropping this long after the banner ran out just exposes him. JP meta was baby shit and JP players shouldn't be taken seriously. The world was strong because JP was weak.
Anonymous No.542455514
What I've learned today is that Groundwork is definitely like 95% mandatory BUT good mid-race skills can absolutely make up for it (FUCK Falco)
Anonymous No.542455515
>>542455392
the stamina bonus is for her speeches
Anonymous No.542455527
>>542455398
CM4 is Taurus 2 you can rerun your Taurus umas if you can't be arsed to train new ones.
Anonymous No.542455534
>>542455398
Anonymous No.542455546 >>542455868
>>542454995
Jackie Chan
Chris Tucker
Gold Ship
Anonymous No.542455548
>>542455190
what's your acceleration skills for oguri?
Anonymous No.542455559
>>542455398
Im just throwing my 800 stamina 1 gold oguri and call it a day, I just dont care anymore
Anonymous No.542455581
>>542454995
fortnite dance
skibbidi rizz
yo daddy
Anonymous No.542455596
>>542455486
10 more loads...
Anonymous No.542455624 >>542456389
>>542455190
Fronts are completely broken and will become more broken with S. Maru. If the front in 1st procs angling and scheming they get a massive advantage that only a late/end gambler that gets a perfect line and procs all their skills stands a chance to close the gap
Anonymous No.542455647
>>542455395
Yeah gooks saw that Falco was used to deny Seiun Sky and logically that leads into why not just make her an ace if she's in the lead anyways
Anonymous No.542455668
>>542455513
You're right bro, nobody should pull on SMaru because Falco will just dominate them anyways. Thanks for showing us the light
Anonymous No.542455681
Anonymous No.542455706
>>542455513
>The world was strong because JP was weak.
Always been like this honestly. JP game gets translated and suddenly the meta leaps and bounds.
Anonymous No.542455761
>>542454518
This general is just always angry. Something about Global releases enrages both the long timers and the newbies
Anonymous No.542455772 >>542455838 >>542456087 >>542457879
How do I make my pace not pace down? I hate seeing my pace start too well and drop down from 3rd to 6th because of it. I can't count how many races I've lost because of it.
Anonymous No.542455794
>>542455513
maruzensky mogs her violently however?
Anonymous No.542455809
>>542455220
>how exactly does 20 pulls a month give MLB kitasan, MLB riko, seiun sky, summer maru, smart falcon, and christmas oguri?
Did I ever state that or is your brain having an aneurysm.
>>542455234
>"uhh your RoI for a fucking mobile game?"
Nigger it's a casino, not our blackrock ojisan's investment fund.
>>542455353
You should play the game and do dailies, they recently buffed the carat income so you'll longer be getting 30 carats per week after launching and quitting the game every day.
Anonymous No.542455810
>>542455220
It doesn't, he's full of shit
>a single pull has 3% chance of SSR, 18% SR, 79% chance R. You're not getting much shit with that.
Anonymous No.542455825 >>542457203
I think I just fought someone who run multiple instances of the game in emulator.
Anonymous No.542455837 >>542455896
Bakushin with Seiun's ult is unbeatable
Anonymous No.542455838
>>542455772
run your pace as front
Anonymous No.542455846
>>542453323
>>542454335
gonna be real and say that I like chiyo poster
Anonymous No.542455859
Can I run normal Maru and S. Maru in the same team?
Anonymous No.542455863
>>542454203
Thank you for the advice!
Anonymous No.542455865
Anonymous No.542455868 >>542457559
>>542455546
rip Jackie Chan
Anonymous No.542455889 >>542455938 >>542455959 >>542455972 >>542456228 >>542456324 >>542457107
So how do CM teams look like once XOguri and VBourbon are also out?
Anonymous No.542455896 >>542456286
>>542455837
t. Falconlet
Anonymous No.542455916
>>542455398
Goldshi, Oguri/Doto, Neicha/Grass
All of them are low effort and competitive enough
Anonymous No.542455938
>>542455889
sovless, just the way I love my meta.
Anonymous No.542455946
>>542455276
No, it procs later. It dovetails nicely with groundwork, but it won't proc it, it comes out too late.
Anonymous No.542455957 >>542456887
>>542455373
What a dork
Anonymous No.542455959
>>542455889
XOguri, Valentine Bourbon, Debuffer.
Anonymous No.542455972
>>542455889
SMaru XOguri VBourbon all as fronts
Anonymous No.542455985 >>542456135 >>542456338 >>542456342 >>542456482
>run four front runner stamina debuffs between my debuffer and my hybrid
>they have like 500 stam, no recoveries
>they still live
debuffs aren't real
Anonymous No.542455986
>>542455398
leo is easier because you don't need to train fronts. just make any decent pace chaser.
Anonymous No.542456034
Anonymous No.542456087
>>542455772
You can't. There's no wit check for pace down, it's just a distance check. Though, pace up is a wit check. Spamming mid race velocity skills also works.
Anonymous No.542456115 >>542456242
Fuck it. Ace making is too fucking hard I'm just going to bring my Taurus winning Gold Ship to Leo Cup.
Anonymous No.542456135
>>542455985
Should have went with velocity debuffs instead bwo...
Anonymous No.542456137 >>542456725
>>542455190
Seiun and Falco is basically autowin if they are first and procced AxS. I only saw Seiun losing to Late once because it's a 13k whale grass with 1200/700/1200 and procced pump + every late skills possible
Anonymous No.542456180
>>542455398
here, anon, this should help: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eTtlKhot_CBcxp3uTBV8Jw20Qjz5iwgYQtrsSRCbmQg/edit?gid=544072494#gid=544072494
Now it won't improve your odds, but it will help point you in the right direction.
I'm doing Suzuka, Gold Ship, and either Taiki, Grass, or Vodka. Full power inheritance unless my ace has a power stat, Maruzensky/Taiki parents.
Anonymous No.542456191 >>542456773
what the fuck is uma sanpo for and why are we treating these halfhuman's like dogs and why are they fine with it
Anonymous No.542456228 >>542456294 >>542456316 >>542456317 >>542456416 >>542456507 >>542456609
>>542455889
This is our future
Anonymous No.542456242
>>542456115
Where is she?
Anonymous No.542456286 >>542456373
>>542455896
Start up a room full of falcons and my bakuwife will destroy them
Anonymous No.542456294
>>542456228
better than goldshit desu
Anonymous No.542456295 >>542456634 >>542456898 >>542456953
Anonymous No.542456316
>>542456228
Back to Taurus
Anonymous No.542456317 >>542456507
>>542456228
>the more things change the more things stay the same
Someone post the Taurus Cup gate
Anonymous No.542456324
>>542455889
They look as if a Chinese college dropout -who's streaming as a fulltime job- is running them
Anonymous No.542456338
>>542455985
Bro, your opening gambit?
Anonymous No.542456342
>>542455985
>they have like 500 stam, no recoveries
you know the also have guts and that adds up?
Anonymous No.542456347
>>542455398
idk man have you tried running golshi she's been with you from the start she even got me to A finals this CM.
Anonymous No.542456353
>>542455513
lol retard
rolling falcon for 1 cm isn't worth mentioning, only retards will shill her
it's not even 1 cm for global considering s.maru will be available for the finals right now
Anonymous No.542456365 >>542456448
Is GW necessary even on longer races?
Anonymous No.542456373
>>542456286
>Forces you to late start
Heh. Nothing personal kid
Anonymous No.542456389
>>542455624
Considering I just lost 20 races in a row to those gambling late-surgers, I don't think front runners are quite so broken as you're making them out to be. Just A/S isn't enough.
Anonymous No.542456396
>>542455398
I'm going to make a stam recov spammer Tachyon with 1200 speed 1200 power.
Anonymous No.542456416 >>542456473 >>542457895
>>542456228
>F2Ps can compete bro
>whales don't have an advantage bro
Anonymous No.542456448
>>542456365
Depends on if the race is 70% corners
Anonymous No.542456462
Anonymous No.542456473
>>542456416
Technically you COULD have all those Umas with a strong deck, you just have to be extremely lucky.
Anonymous No.542456482
>>542455985
thanks for the free win anon
can't believe you guys still run stam debuffs after we told you to prioritize midrace skills
Anonymous No.542456507 >>542456561 >>542456568 >>542456583 >>542456659 >>542456669 >>542456727
>>542456228
>>542456317
SOVL
Anonymous No.542456508 >>542456602
I'm not running summer hag, winter fatty or chocolate robot
I will run my Oshi, and she will win, because I have good knowledge of the game enough to beat meta faggots
But I am also a whale so she will have the best MLB cards at her disposal
Anonymous No.542456558 >>542456705 >>542458030
>wait a few hours to queue bro it's easier
>5 whale lobbies in a row
xdd
Anonymous No.542456561
>>542456507
Bro why do you have a screenshot of CM4 already?!?!
Anonymous No.542456568
>>542456507
well if my wife isn't in the game might as well use meta?
Anonymous No.542456570
>>542455190
>why did a 900 speed seiun sky B+ with by 5 lengths over my A+ oguri with S mile, summer runner and left handed and good skills
your uma is probably a stack stick with few useful skills. You're literally better off gambling on THH firing off of prepared to pass + a stack of other skills. Pace needs to position as close to the top 3 as possible throughout the race to stand a chance and need as many skills firing to get them there. GW Pace Pasa works because she can stick to them from the beginning
Anonymous No.542456583
>>542456507
Me on the
Anonymous No.542456602 >>542456873
>>542456508
I will also run cafe but on a poverty deck and we will lose finals
Anonymous No.542456609
>>542456228
chinktubers are trying to stop this by gaslighting people into rolling for Riko and skipping Ogurin. We should thank them instead of praising false messiah witgod who keeps shilling xmas oguri
Anonymous No.542456634
>>542456295
Me on the right
Anonymous No.542456653
i like to imagine that tracen has a underground jail where they put all the umas in estrus until it goes away
Anonymous No.542456656 >>542456890
>2 Natures
Anonymous No.542456659
>>542456507
>3* golshi
soulless
Anonymous No.542456669 >>542457093
>>542456507
I'm going to laugh so fucking hard when CM4 is the same as this. The majority of the playerbase simply does not have enough shit to give to grind Smaru.
Anonymous No.542456692 >>542456927
Nothing better than a flatty who loses to children
Anonymous No.542456705
>>542456558
Sorry but the Saudi Princes just woke up, better luck next time.
Anonymous No.542456707
The only Front Runner I will ever use is Twin Turbo.
Anonymous No.542456719 >>542456827 >>542457059
Anonymous No.542456725 >>542457056
>>542456137
This is why I've accepted my fate in the Group B finals, which is fine for me. I have neither Seiun nor Falco on my team so for me, going 1/5 in Round 2 Group A seems to be my ceiling. Fat chance getting 3 wins.
Anonymous No.542456727
>>542456507
home
Anonymous No.542456767 >>542456834 >>542456986
>bad mood x3
>bad mood x3
>bad mood x2
>bad mood x3
>bad mood x3
I really do hate CMs
Anonymous No.542456773
>>542456191
you WILL give her the **npo and you will like it
Anonymous No.542456774
Uhh can you stop using the C slur bwos
Anonymous No.542456782
>put the wrong horse in
Anonymous No.542456807
:D
Anonymous No.542456820 >>542456886 >>542456895 >>542456905 >>542456987 >>542457381
Isn't Falco also pretty good for Leo why are people saying you only use her for one CM?
Anonymous No.542456827 >>542457204
>>542456719
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
this was so fucking cute, I love romantic shit like this
Anonymous No.542456829 >>542457116
>three Vodkas + Blockushins in a row
I grow tired of this charade
Anonymous No.542456834 >>542457230
>>542456767
multiple times I've been queued into a match where I'm 1st favorite but they gave me bad mood
Anonymous No.542456873
>>542456602
>we will lose finals
Cafe had a 100-1 odds on the 2001 Kikuka Sho
Only her trainer believed in her and she took first place
Anonymous No.542456886
>>542456820
Because S Maru will win almost every time.
Anonymous No.542456887
>>542455373
>>542455957
She's cuuuuuuuuuuutttttttteeeeeee
Anonymous No.542456890
>>542456656
Nevermind it didn't matter
Anonymous No.542456895
>>542456820
Because she can't beat Super Maru.
Anonymous No.542456898
>>542456295
me on the left
Anonymous No.542456905
>>542456820
Content creators (gooks, chinks and EOPs) haven't seen what globalGODS are capable of
Anonymous No.542456924
Anonymous No.542456927
>>542456692
>Slop McQueen
Anonymous No.542456953
>>542456295
my precious SUPER FUNNY wife
Anonymous No.542456980
>>542455190
Because you don't have any accel skills
Anonymous No.542456986
>>542456767
that's why you use multiple aces bwo
Anonymous No.542456987
>>542456820
maruzensky has a gold recovery and falcon doesn't
Anonymous No.542457048 >>542460352
i cant believe i have to wait an entire year to get her
Anonymous No.542457056
>>542456725
I went 1/5 2/5 1/5 3/5 without a single frontrunner so there is a chance, but today matches were really front heavy, very hard matchups for my team.
Anonymous No.542457059 >>542457389
>>542456719
Ummm...what's going on...?
Anonymous No.542457081
>>542455190
Speed doesn't really matter until the end but Sky's ult allows her to get so far ahead few can ever catch up if ever
Anonymous No.542457093 >>542457156 >>542457684
>>542456669
>The majority of the playerbase simply does not have enough shit to give to grind Smaru
Bwo I thought the same about groundwork, like surely there won't be that many people that will go through all the autism of farming sparks for weeks, setuping grandparents while loosing half of your careers due to basically only running 5 cards instead of 6, and then praying all the stars align in an actual ace run with groundwork and all the required greens. And here we are, every lobby has 3-6 fully built gw fronts. I swear, the playerbase in this game is the most sweatiest out of all gachas.
Anonymous No.542457104 >>542457249 >>542457519
Why does she do this, is she okay?
Anonymous No.542457107
>>542455889
SMaru gets completely replaced by VBourbon and her own speed card
VBourbon is used in mile and mid because she fucking dies in long races, Kita is a better front runner
XOguri is used in mile, mid and long but is heavily reliant in 777 and u=ma2 so she's not used in some tracks
and the third slot is usually reserved for whatever you want, if they're strong of course
Anonymous No.542457116
>>542456829
>three Vodkas
so you're getting mad someone's using the same strat as you?
Anonymous No.542457117
>>542455251
This is also my resource, they said she was good and that El Condor Front is good
80% of here were still narita fraudshin merchants during CM2-CM3 intermission
Anonymous No.542457154
Anonymous No.542457156 >>542457684
>>542457093
>And here we are, every lobby has 3-6 fully built gw fronts
My lobbies have more Vodka and GW than fronts.
Anonymous No.542457185
>2/5
>2/5

im fucked
Anonymous No.542457203
>>542455825
I'm sure they are but lol if just the same name?
Anonymous No.542457204 >>542457512
>>542456827
Where did you read it?
Anonymous No.542457230
>>542456834
The one time my best uma had a great mood she took 1st by a mile, no pun intended.
Anonymous No.542457249 >>542457374 >>542457697 >>542457802
>>542457104
yes
Anonymous No.542457335
HishiAma keeps calling me her n-word and I don't know what to say back
Anonymous No.542457353 >>542457482 >>542457589
Anonymous No.542457374 >>542457513
>>542457249
Wait this ult animation is fucking incredible. This may be the one thing to make me roll for Agnes Digital.
Anonymous No.542457381 >>542461005
>>542456820
Falcon is good for any Mile/Medium CM. The only trouble is getting enough turf sparks to reach A, so if you have her, it's worth getting a decent 3-6* dirt on a native parent, so you have more flexibility with your borrows. I don't know what the odds are of getting 2 or 3* pinks, though.
But once you get Falco to Turf A, the strat is pretty much the same:
>meet stam requirements
>max speed
>800ish power if possible
>as high wit as possible
> trackdistance corners/straights velocity skills
>THH
>Playtime's Over
>Curvature
>Angling+any other applicable late-race velocity/accel skill
Obviously not all of those are going to be possible unless whale, but if you can meet the most important, Falco will be a decent front. Better than Summer Hag? Don't know.
Anonymous No.542457389 >>542457521 >>542457823
>>542457059
Grass wants her Trainer to confess then kiss her while grabbing her big fat American ass.
Anonymous No.542457464
Anonymous No.542457482
>>542457353
Am I supposed to get arouse by this weird art style?
Because it's working
Anonymous No.542457512 >>542457667 >>542457730
>>542457204
at mangadex. Collection of romance uma musume stories, all headed towards marriage
Anonymous No.542457513 >>542457697
>>542457374
That's her chink alt
this one is her normal one
Anonymous No.542457519
>>542457104
She's imagining boobs in her hands
Anonymous No.542457521 >>542459168
>>542457389
That's not in the contract
Anonymous No.542457554
falcon beats smaru every time if she's ahead during midrace. it's raw RNG between the two but smaru doesn't have to get turf sparks
Anonymous No.542457559
>>542455868
you almost got me
Anonymous No.542457560
>>542452110
You can also get non-standard as a hint from Top Gun SR (she also guarantees focus at the end of her chain)
Anonymous No.542457585
When is Nakadashi Festa coming? I need the Patroness Saint of Gamblers. NOW.
Anonymous No.542457589
>>542457353
I know she's trying to tell me something but I can't figure out what
Anonymous No.542457627
>queue right after round 2 opens
>2/5
>2/5
>wait to see if matchmaking gets easier
>queue again just now
>0/5
>0/5
I hate nigers so much it's unreal
Anonymous No.542457637
>Get drunk
>Vodka steals my group A finals entry
>This close of a call
I LOVE GAMBLING
Anonymous No.542457667 >>542457730 >>542458151 >>542458793
>>542457512
>Collection of romance uma musume stories, all headed towards marriage
YOU'RE INSANE

THATS SO LEWD

thanks, I'll try find it
Anonymous No.542457671
A dog!
Anonymous No.542457676 >>542457771 >>542457887 >>542457929 >>542457983 >>542458115 >>542458141 >>542458205 >>542458286
Can someone explain the difference between acceleration and velocity in this game? What exactly does acceleration do vs. what does velocity do?
Anonymous No.542457684
>>542457093
>>542457156
>never trained groundwork ever
>try it with freshly acquired maruzensky
>learn how her career works in 2 attempts
>got both groundwork and thh to work on my 4th try of making groundwork.
Everyone's fucked in the finals vs Summer Maruzensky. Lets all just be honest here
Anonymous No.542457697
>>542457249
>>542457513
Not really that funny...
Anonymous No.542457730 >>542457968 >>542458793 >>542459090
>>542457512
>>542457667
Uma Musume Pretty Derby - UmaYome Uma X Tore Kekkon Seikatsu Goudou (Doujinshi)
Anonymous No.542457745
Anonymous No.542457761 >>542457818 >>542457864
lategods will win
Anonymous No.542457771 >>542457914 >>542458141
>>542457676
forget about dropping college
bro dropped out of high school...
Anonymous No.542457802
>>542457249
>the gold portrait Air Shakur
Anonymous No.542457818
>>542457761
bronze
Anonymous No.542457823 >>542459168
>>542457389
Grass would be mortified that people think she's got a big ass...
Anonymous No.542457862
No marriage
Go back to racing
Anonymous No.542457864 >>542457987
>>542457761
DO NOT KEK ME OUT OF SUMMER HAG SPECHUD
Anonymous No.542457870
Oh crap!
Anonymous No.542457879 >>542458084
>>542455772
That's why you give your pace pump iron + redshift
Anonymous No.542457887 >>542458141
>>542457676
I always laugh when anons ask this.
Anonymous No.542457895
>>542456416
Witgod is free to play and has at least SMaru and Oguri (not sure if he pulled Bourbon) you just have to have a 3lb Kita then pull smart after that.
Anonymous No.542457896
Anonymous No.542457914 >>542457949 >>542458004 >>542458012 >>542458115
>>542457771
Iโ€™m asking about the game mechanics not what the words mean in reality. You know how obfuscatory Cygenerous is with descriptions and mechanics.
Anonymous No.542457919
>Career with parent deck
>Arima Kinen, single front so she paces down until paces overtake her
>Set her to pace
>Can't get the lead because no skills for pace or that race so no groundwork
I'm not even mad
Anonymous No.542457929 >>542458141
>>542457676
open a dictionary nigger
Anonymous No.542457949 >>542458067
>>542457914
it's the same...
Anonymous No.542457968 >>542460990
>>542457730
These devious umas...snapping up their trainers as if Tracen was just a front for hooking up well-to-do umas with promising young men!!!
Anonymous No.542457983
>>542457676
spechantryingnottolaugh.jpg
Anonymous No.542457987 >>542458171
>>542457864
what do the words say on the thing spe is holding
Anonymous No.542458004
>>542457914
it's the same, retardchama
Anonymous No.542458012
>>542457914
>cygames invented new physics
Anonymous No.542458030
>>542456558
In my experience it's about 30 minutes to an hour after for semis. I always instant queue qualifier days because the pool is so big it's still in my favor EST
Anonymous No.542458067
>>542457949
Thanks for the answer.
Anonymous No.542458070
Anonymous No.542458084 >>542459002
>>542457879
>give your pace pump iron
Based knower. Ryan has Killer Tunes that cucks her out of 6th when her unique requires her to be in 6th, and no one questions why.
Anonymous No.542458105
I'm guessing smaru wants a lot of mid race skills like any other front runner right?
Anonymous No.542458115
>>542457914
>>542457676
So acceleration is like hachimi and velocity is like bakushin
Anonymous No.542458141 >>542458208
>>542457676
>>542457771
>>542457887
>>542457929
I graduated engineering school a decade ago and I can't remember what's the difference.

I don't work as an engineer any more if that wasn't already incredibly obvious.
Anonymous No.542458151 >>542458589
>>542457667
The Grass chapter is one of the best-written ones, and the Suzuka chapter made me wriggle and grin like a little girl, I love fluffy shit like this
Anonymous No.542458171
>>542457987
Pick-up
Anonymous No.542458172
Anonymous No.542458205 >>542458463
>>542457676acceleration = makes you reach your top faster
velocity = gives you a higher top speed
Anonymous No.542458208 >>542458289
>>542458141
velocity is speed at point in time
acceleration is change in velocity over some time
Anonymous No.542458212 >>542458267 >>542458328 >>542458359 >>542458393 >>542458464
>mood down
>-5 guts
>-10 energy
>migraine
>all of this one day before summer
okay nigger game, anything else you want to throw at me?
Anonymous No.542458221
Anonymous No.542458267
>>542458212
SLOW METABOLISM!
Anonymous No.542458286
>>542457676
velocity = target speed (11m/s)
acceleration = how fast you reach that speed (increase of 1m/s)
Anonymous No.542458289
>>542458208
Memories...UNLOCKED
Anonymous No.542458328
>>542458212
Yeah slacker, since you're asking.
Anonymous No.542458359
>>542458212
Get this man a couple slacker events hell roll all the mood ups in a row before ending in the mood down
Anonymous No.542458386
Tried the advice for only hitting Power when every power uma + 2 were on it and got this. Bitch is on life support.
Anonymous No.542458391
Anonymous No.542458393
>>542458212
Slacker
Anonymous No.542458415
the introduction of skills has been a disaster for the uma musume community all you read is groundwork this groundwork that.
i just want PvE events where you race against cars and helicopters
Anonymous No.542458418
THAT IS ENOUGH

MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN NINGEN ONLY

GET BACK TO RACING YOU STINKY ANIMALS
Anonymous No.542458431 >>542458631 >>542459023 >>542461282
>>542454071
It's all documented nigger. What, you think the people currently playing Falcon pulled the knowledge out of the ether? My best advice is to stop watching sloptubers especially the chinese ones. They know what was meta, it's the previous server they played in. I'm cutting witgod some slack because his builds aren't deliberate gaslights, just outdated.
Anonymous No.542458463
>>542458205
top speed*
fuck I've been doing too many Leo parent runs and I'm losing my shit
Anonymous No.542458464
>>542458212
Could be worse
Anonymous No.542458482
>Look through trainers on chronogenesis
>Followed someone that quit the game over two months ago
Anonymous No.542458512 >>542459006
Anonymous No.542458536 >>542460046 >>542460397
Despite many loses, I'm having way more fun this CM by watching every single race and cheering my wife on
Probably also helps that every race this CM isn't a 3200m slog
Anonymous No.542458543
Anonymous No.542458589 >>542458714
>>542458151
>tfw no Kentucky weeb wife
Anonymous No.542458631
>>542458431
>too difficult to cultivate
>meanwhile Globalchads are nass producing them out the ass
Anonymous No.542458704
Anonymous No.542458714 >>542458747
>>542458589
what's wrong with the kid?
Anonymous No.542458747
>>542458714
American...
Anonymous No.542458793 >>542458905 >>542458946 >>542458997 >>542459090 >>542459721
>>542457667
>>542457730
>Falco is still in the dating phase whereas Flash is 10 years married
Falco....
Anonymous No.542458859
>mile
am the jokah baby hehehe hohohoo hahaha
i'm going to blown my brains out
Anonymous No.542458905
>>542458793
idols can't have boyfriends
Anonymous No.542458935 >>542459067 >>542460087
She's patiently waiting
Anonymous No.542458946
>>542458793
Better late than never
Anonymous No.542458976 >>542459090
Anonymous No.542458986
It's going to be so fucking funny when, in the finals, my front runner gets blocked for like the first time and my El and Grass Wonder just decide not to activate any skills so they all lose.
Anonymous No.542458997 >>542459136
>>542458793
What the other anon said, also Eishin was an uma with a plan. It was inevtiable.
Anonymous No.542459002
>>542458084
>no one questions why.
I assumed it was one of Cygames' brilliant (read: retarded) early-game decisions.
Like the Shatterproof skills
Anonymous No.542459006
>>542458512
Yeah but what can they do if a human tries to kill themselves?
Nothing
Anonymous No.542459023 >>542459610
>>542458431
That reminds me, I think I've seen literally zero Els either win or weren't complete garbage. I thought people were trying to build her this cup (funnily also slightly shilled by witgod)
Anonymous No.542459027 >>542459085
Which uma would be a kissing addict demon?
Anonymous No.542459050
>be in first
>angling doesn't activate
lol lmao
Anonymous No.542459067 >>542459726 >>542460263
>>542458935
Anonymous No.542459085
>>542459027
Check the OP
Anonymous No.542459090
>>542458793
>>542457730
>>542458976
>Tama's married to her trainer
>She's still fucking poor
Tama-chan...
Anonymous No.542459132
Anonymous No.542459136 >>542459273
>>542458997
She thinks she has her trainer wrapped around her fingers but what if she gets rejected?
Anonymous No.542459160
>almost lost a race to a front runner tachyon early today
open grade is a wild place
Anonymous No.542459168 >>542459305
>>542457521
The contract has been altered.
>>542457823
It's one of those open secrets. Everyone knows but nobody wants to say it out loud.
Anonymous No.542459273 >>542459305
>>542459136
Her machinations and plans are 100% fool proof.
Anonymous No.542459296
Anonymous No.542459305 >>542459420 >>542459465 >>542459625
>>542459168
>>542459273
Ass vs tits, the battle for the ages
Anonymous No.542459321 >>542459573
semen status?
Anonymous No.542459338
Suzuwife!
Anonymous No.542459420
>>542459305
I wont betray my fatherland.
Anonymous No.542459465 >>542459549 >>542459878 >>542461268
>>542459305
Anonymous No.542459469
Anonymous No.542459515 >>542459615
>uma wife propaganda
>meanwhile the urara trainer skipping the wife part and is already on raising an uma child part
....
Anonymous No.542459549 >>542459715 >>542459890
>>542459465
I want to plap Grass so bad.
Anonymous No.542459569
How many rolls are you doing for summer cow tomorrow? I'll probably do three 10-pulls since I'm only at 22.6k.
Anonymous No.542459573
>>542459321
Creek took all of my semen..
Anonymous No.542459610 >>542459817 >>542460073 >>542461073 >>542461279
>>542459023
Front Pasa is unfortunately a meme build and Pace Pasa with groundwork is outdated tech. I saw someone here claim their pace pasa netted them wins earlier though.
Anonymous No.542459615 >>542460521 >>542460650
>>542459515
Here's your package deal wife. She comes with your new daughter.
Anonymous No.542459625
>>542459305
tits is only good if the ass is also good
ass can be good by itself
Anonymous No.542459649
Anonymous No.542459679 >>542460084
8 turns of infirmary not curing night owl, it's beyond the limit of the text backlog.
Anonymous No.542459694
Why is Creek cuter in the anime
Anonymous No.542459715 >>542459878 >>542460186 >>542461268
>>542459549
She knows it too
Anonymous No.542459721
>>542458793
>hair down falco
sexo...
Anonymous No.542459726 >>542459903
>>542459067
This guy went from doing 10/10 blazblue animations to this jank
Anonymous No.542459739 >>542459805
I'm so full of Olive Garden right now. I just want to sleep
Anonymous No.542459805 >>542459903
>>542459739
is the unlimited pasta back?
Anonymous No.542459817
>>542459610
My pace pasa can eat middlingly built fronts in less front heavy lobbies by spamming the fuck out of mid race/corner velocity with THH so she can just go to 2nd and then proc her ult without having front multipliers
Anonymous No.542459819
Anonymous No.542459865 >>542460119
>542459338
yakuza, where is the fukuwife doujin??? stop hiding it!!
Anonymous No.542459878 >>542460040
>>542459715
>>542459465
sniff
Anonymous No.542459890 >>542459950 >>542460040
>>542459549
Does she mind anal?
Anonymous No.542459903 >>542459965 >>542460497
>>542459726
I can never find Uma Musume porn arousing. It just doesn't work for me.
>>542459805
yeah, it's $15
Anonymous No.542459937 >>542461242
SEAfrens is the summer event tomorrow or the day after for us?
Anonymous No.542459950
>>542459890
>cropped slop
Anonymous No.542459965 >>542460080
>>542459903
>yeah, it's $15
hell yeah gonna do my dailies/fan runs there then
Anonymous No.542459967 >>542460208
Anonymous No.542460040
>>542459890
>>542459878
This slut...
Anonymous No.542460046
>>542458536
The races are far more exciting that's for sure.
Anonymous No.542460073
>>542459610
She's weak in front heavy rooms but pretty good in low front rooms, considering her build could be better.
Anonymous No.542460076
I've been seeing a lot of Gold Ship x Fenomeno yuri art recently
Anonymous No.542460080 >>542460140
>>542459965
based, I think they changed the way the breadsticks are made. It was pretty weird. Consistency was crunchier and taste was a lot less buttery than I remember. I did my cm runs there and lost every single one.
Anonymous No.542460084 >>542460206
>>542459679
Just roll with it bwo. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Anonymous No.542460087
>>542458935
Anonymous No.542460119
>>542459865
It exists
Anonymous No.542460140 >>542460431
>>542460080
>Wasting stomach space on breadsticks
nyooooooo
Anonymous No.542460186
>>542459715
releasing my sperm on Grass' fat butt
Anonymous No.542460206
>>542460084
The Beast does not concern herself with slow metabolism when her speed is capped
Anonymous No.542460208 >>542460339
>>542459967
Okay so whats the strategy to hook up with Bourbon at this point
Anonymous No.542460210 >>542460309
Anonymous No.542460263
>>542459067
that face makes her look extra retarded
Anonymous No.542460282
Anonymous No.542460290 >>542460460
>he thinks breadsticks are cheap
nigga one breadstick is easily worth 50 dollars in this economy
Anonymous No.542460309
>>542460210
Scarlet is going to get her 11 kids by any means necessary
Anonymous No.542460339
>>542460208
just run her career
you literally meet her dad and score hella points in the ending
Anonymous No.542460352 >>542460686
>>542457048
She's got a cool animation. Didn't expect it out of her.
Anonymous No.542460353 >>542460435 >>542460454 >>542460479 >>542460501
I've never been to Olive Garden
Anonymous No.542460374 >>542460476 >>542460901
>>542448843
Is this the stats of a blockushin? I feel like Im not getting enough power
Anonymous No.542460389
Anonymous No.542460397
>>542458536
That's because there are things actually happening in the race besides getting blueballed by golshit not proccing straightway spurt.
Anonymous No.542460431 >>542460661
>>542460140
Do you just highroll your stomach on nothing but pasta? What about the soup, anon? There is pasta, soup and breadsticks and salad! The taste of pasta alone wont satisfy. Then again you can mix and match them so you can have a large variety of protein and sauces. Theres probably somewhere between 200 combinations total
Anonymous No.542460432
Anonymous No.542460435
>>542460353
you're not missing anything
the food is prepackaged and microwaved
Anonymous No.542460454
>>542460353
Is she on slow metabolism or is she pregnant?
Anonymous No.542460460
>>542460290
Those 50 dollars? all me.
Anonymous No.542460473 >>542460515 >>542460593 >>542460683
Gentildonna is so fucking hot.
Anonymous No.542460476
>>542460374
If your bakushin doesn't have AT LEAST 1k power and 800 wit you're not blocking anyone
If you have curvature + double circle mile/front corner + escape artist maybe your build will work on shittier fronts
Anonymous No.542460479 >>542460636
>>542460353
It's nothing special desu. Cheap and big portions. Used to be a "fancier" place but has declined with time.
Anonymous No.542460497 >>542460754
>>542459903
last time i tried unlimited pasta they took forever for the second serving and gave little
Anonymous No.542460501
>>542460353
oguri after i double stuff her
Anonymous No.542460515
>>542460473
too small
Anonymous No.542460521
>>542459615
>first rate wife and genki daughter
your terms are acceptable
Anonymous No.542460546
Anonymous No.542460575 >>542460705 >>542461482
>luckshitted into group A finals again
Anonymous No.542460585 >>542460939
>900 wit Grass and Natie with late-savvy green
>only see Dominator and Murmur in half the races
>All-Seeing Eyes requires you to be at the back late-race to proc, but high wit activates the passing mechanic constantly to the point my 500 power Natie is already at the front every time
It's insane how much harder this kusoge is when you start noticing small details like that, maybe the strat is just making her an ace and putting in a mix of debuffs and useful skills like cygames intended her to have
Anonymous No.542460593 >>542460797
>>542460473
Anonymous No.542460602
https://x.com/kibefarm/status/1977570407000744359
Is this the future of Uma?
Anonymous No.542460605
I still haven't started training for Leo. Anyone have the graphic?
Anonymous No.542460636 >>542460789 >>542460824
>>542460479
Isn't that a good thing? Unless you mean the quality has also declined but then again so has everything so if it's cheap AND big then it's already better than almost everything.
Anonymous No.542460646
Marriage is between ningen ONLY
Anonymous No.542460650
>>542459615
i love these two
Anonymous No.542460661 >>542460959 >>542461123
>>542460431
>Do you just highroll your stomach on nothing but pasta?
Yes, I get nothing but chicken alfredo until my stomach explodes
Anonymous No.542460670 >>542460816 >>542460819
Eishin wife!
Anonymous No.542460683 >>542460797
>>542460473
Indeed.
Anonymous No.542460686
>>542460352
DON'T PULL THE SWORD
MERLIN IS GOING TO GIVE YOU A DICK IF YOU DO
Anonymous No.542460694
Anonymous No.542460705 >>542460954
>>542460575
i won 4 races in a row then proceeded to straight lose the next 9
Anonymous No.542460749 >>542460842
Anonymous No.542460754
>>542460497
I think it really depends on the hour of when you go. I was pretty late and it wasnt superpacked. You could always try to frontload the pasta by asking for extra or two servings at once. I don't really know their restrictions
Anonymous No.542460758 >>542460949
>I really want to post the Leo infographic with a small edit or two to make it less accurate
I wonder how much false information has been spread about this game simply because someone was bored
Anonymous No.542460760 >>542460812 >>542460959
I can't believe you guys were talking about pasta without me.

AGIAN
Anonymous No.542460789
>>542460636
Blacks too over them. Fazoli's was the real good shit.
Anonymous No.542460797 >>542460953
>>542460593
Literally me just needs them also doing the multiple set of popping eyes animation
>>542460683
Right? It's fucking crazy how hot she is.
Anonymous No.542460802 >>542460857 >>542461301
>the sexiest uma, daiwa scarlet, is a mare that is huge as fuck and could be mistaken as a stallion irl
>the 2nd sexiest uma, gentildonna, is mare that is huge as fuck and could be mistaken as a stallion irl
What did Cygames even mean by this
Anonymous No.542460812 >>542460892 >>542461236
>>542460760
name 1 pasta
Anonymous No.542460816
>>542460670
Holy cow
Anonymous No.542460819 >>542461296
>>542460670
Anonymous No.542460824 >>542461131
>>542460636
Yeah, the quality is abysmal. Barely food. That and nothing but carbs. Probably the worst stuff you can put in your body.
Anonymous No.542460832
Anonymous No.542460842
>>542460749
March my beloved
Anonymous No.542460857
>>542460802
large umas are sexy
Anonymous No.542460859
3/5
1/5
1/5
4/5
Most of my losses Groundwork didn't activate with 431 wit
Anonymous No.542460892
>>542460812
I named him Johnathan.
Anonymous No.542460901
>>542460374
Blockushin needs power, not wit. Wit holds position but it's the groundwork into distancing on the first hill that makes her work then the mid race skills prevent any funny bussiness.
Pic related, she beats idols any day unless it's a turbowhale.
Anonymous No.542460939
>>542460585
>but high wit activates the passing mechanic constantly to the point my 500 power Natie is already at the front every time
funnily enough I had this exact problem in Taurus. Double Savvy increases wit and fov which makes you almost unblockable, but one of Murmur's requirements is being blocked for a few seconds so I rarely got it to proc
Anonymous No.542460948
Anonymous No.542460949
>>542460758
kek
Anonymous No.542460953 >>542461364
>>542460797
I fell in love as soon as I saw her. Sexy gorilla wife.
Anonymous No.542460954 >>542461164
>>542460705
I lost like 14 races before sweeping my last 5
Anonymous No.542460959 >>542461123 >>542461250
>>542460661
I could understand that, chicken alfredos really good but me? I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs and maybe some of the meat sauce with chicken after
>>542460760
who invented pasta?
Anonymous No.542460963 >>542461039
I can't decide if I want to spark for smaru or not
Tell me what I'm supposed to think
Anonymous No.542460971 >>542461225
Anonymous No.542460990 >>542461112
>>542457968
i think crown is hotter than dia
Anonymous No.542461005
>>542457381
Falco is only good on mile and sprints, she mid on mediums because of how long the track is and its harder getting medium s on her, where it matters more.
Anonymous No.542461009
>start doing suicide fan careers with silence suzuka
>it's actually quite fun to race every single turn
this might prevent danchou from kicking me even!
Anonymous No.542461039
>>542460963
There is no fragment SMaruzensky
Do it
Anonymous No.542461065 >>542461112
I think Oguri might be retarded
Anonymous No.542461073
>>542459610
my front pasas been doing pretty good
been a couple times where she cant proc angling because of falco and her unique wins the race anyway
Anonymous No.542461112
>>542461065
>>542460990
both wrong
Anonymous No.542461123 >>542461227 >>542461409
>>542460661
>>542460959
>chicken alfredo vs spaghetti and meatballs
A battle as old as time itself...
Anonymous No.542461131 >>542461339
>>542460824
Oh then that makes sense. True. But all the tasty delicious stuff is unhealthy anyways, may as well eat the unhealthy stuff you DO enjoy if you're going to, right?
Anonymous No.542461164
>>542460954
>the camera is focused on opera and is obscuring the thumbs up
kek
Anonymous No.542461196 >>542461394
Anonymous No.542461225 >>542461352 >>542461395
>>542460971
So, does she really hate men, or is just a common mischaracterization?
Anonymous No.542461227 >>542461261
>>542461123
McQueen...easy on the carrots...
Anonymous No.542461236
>>542460812
Pasta Chan-
Anonymous No.542461242 >>542461317
>>542459937
The day after
Anonymous No.542461248
I wanna roll
I wanna roll
I wanna rolllllllll
Anonymous No.542461250
>>542460959
Clearly El Condor Pasta.
Anonymous No.542461261
>>542461227
hahah!
Anonymous No.542461268 >>542461387
>>542459715
>>542459465
made for hotdogging
Anonymous No.542461279
>>542459610
pasa can win if there are fewer frontrunners but everything else she's deadweight and loses to good frontrunners
Anonymous No.542461282 >>542461553
>>542458431
Why can't I view this fag's image on kurobaex peaceandlove fork, what are you doing bro? I know its you everytime.
Anonymous No.542461283
Anonymous No.542461296
>>542460819
Awfully cute
Anonymous No.542461301 >>542462738
>>542460802
that daiwa and gentildonna WILL be forced to accept my semen in their wombs
Anonymous No.542461317
>>542461242
Thanks bwo
Anonymous No.542461339 >>542461654 >>542461910
>>542461131
I've long since been able to enjoy unhealthy foods. Honestly, just eat meat, vegetables and fruit. You can make some crazy tasty keto stuff.
Anonymous No.542461352
>>542461225
Its more fear than hate and yes its something that happens in her career
Anonymous No.542461356 >>542461445 >>542461464
Anonymous No.542461364
>>542460953
Deshou? Same.
Anonymous No.542461387 >>542461642
>>542461268
Wouldn't your cock get kinda filthy from Grass' ass sweat
Anonymous No.542461390 >>542461427 >>542462075
How many days does it take for danchou to get his role taken? Danchou hasn't logged in for almost 14 days I think...
Anonymous No.542461394
>>542461196
Duramente love
Anonymous No.542461395
>>542461225
She doesn't "hate" men, she just has trouble talking with them and is uncomfortable with men around.
Anonymous No.542461409 >>542461567
>>542461123
We all know Spaghetti and Meatballs are superior. There are more memories and romantic scenes and experiences shared over Spaghetti and meatballs than there are for chicken alfredo. Women would rather date a spaghetti and meatballs man than a chicken alfredo one. Even Umas prefer spaghetti and meatball trainers.
Anonymous No.542461412
Anonymous No.542461427
>>542461390
I think its 2 weeks
Anonymous No.542461445
>>542461356
Turn that frown upside down!
Anonymous No.542461464 >>542461672
>>542461356
Anonymous No.542461482 >>542461530 >>542461626 >>542462032
>>542460575
>first CM
>luckshit into A finals
>3rd place
>2nd CM
>luckshit into A finals
>3rd place
>this CM
>luckshit into A finals
>I wonder what will happen next
I'm a bronze collector at this point
Anonymous No.542461530
>>542461482
Nattie...
Anonymous No.542461551 >>542461693
Im falling for the uma wife propaganda
Anonymous No.542461553
>>542461282
>google what that is
>it's some phoneposter shit
I don't want phoneposters seeing my posts, sorry.
Anonymous No.542461567 >>542461647
>>542461409
>chicken alfredo enjoyers are betas
>spaghetti and meatball fans are alphas
Could it really be that simple?
Anonymous No.542461626
>>542461482
bronze collectors are obligated to marry neicha
Anonymous No.542461642
>>542461387
Sweat's not the worst thing to get on a dick, I'll be fine
All I wanna do is nut between those cheeks
Anonymous No.542461647
>>542461567
>alpha
>thinking about "what would women prefer"
yeah nah
Anonymous No.542461654 >>542461864
>>542461339
I think keto alters your tastebuds. Certain things just taste better in a state of ketosis. I've ended up in ketosis during cutting quite a few times. It's alright makes the flavorless protein shakes a lot better
Anonymous No.542461672
>>542461464
why is she in first place in the last panel?
Anonymous No.542461693
>>542461551
Oh nyo...
Anonymous No.542461795
I think I'll cook da spicy meat ball spaghetti this week
Anonymous No.542461812 >>542461883
>Page 9
Looks like it's over for /uma/ bros...
Anonymous No.542461836 >>542462021
driving in my car
Anonymous No.542461864
>>542461654
Based fitbro. Keto and fasting a king for cutting but I put some fruit and milk in when bulking. Nowadays I can feel what food is good for me and what isn't.
Anonymous No.542461872 >>542461978 >>542462071 >>542462156
>the_most_damaging_gaslight.jpg
Can someone describe my image, I can't seem to post it
Anonymous No.542461883
>>542461812
We need to keep cooking, anon. We'll have the thread reheated in no time
Anonymous No.542461910 >>542462195
>>542461339
Sex with Marusexsky and sex with her tits. Uh, not even the occassional junk food? Already do actually, I've been blending lots of fruits lately, been having plenty of vegetables in soups, and cook meat when its not too expensive. I don't think I can live without having pasta in my life though. That said what are some of that "crazy tasty keto" stuff though?
Anonymous No.542461952 >>542462027 >>542462069
New bread???
Anonymous No.542461978
>>542461872
>2200m and 3200m have the same stamina requirement
Anonymous No.542462021
>>542461836
Pay attention
Anonymous No.542462027 >>542462136 >>542462185
>>542461952
No, /uma/ is a pasta thread now.
Anonymous No.542462032
>>542461482
Neicha sensei...
Anonymous No.542462064
should I even be making more than one front runner ace in the next CM? It seems like everything is being optimized for S.Maru as the sole front runner ace and I dont even know if I have the carrots for her
Anonymous No.542462069
>>542461952
Sorry bwo we reached EOS...
Anonymous No.542462071
>>542461872
Needing passing skills on your fronts.
Anonymous No.542462075
>>542461390
Now that's a horse loaf
Umazing
Anonymous No.542462101 >>542462185
>>542462070
>>542462070
>>542462070
>>542462070
>>542462070
Anonymous No.542462136 >>542462532
>>542462027
I like Alfredo Pizza from Cicis Pizza. I remember playing Hydro Thunder and Die Hard Arcade at mine. Wish I could had saved the boards of they were throwing them out...
Anonymous No.542462156
>>542461872
1200 Stamina 3 Golds for Gemini
Anonymous No.542462185
>>542462027

>>542462101
NEW PASTA
Anonymous No.542462195
>>542461910
Anything involving ground beef, cheese and spices. Taco seasoned ground beef with onions and bell peppers. Cheeseburger casserole. There are a lot of recipes online that are pretty yummy and not very expensive.
Anonymous No.542462532
>>542462136
I miss hydro thunder
Anonymous No.542462738
>>542461301
>forced