Thread 535001916

EPOSCENSION edition


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>>534982913

I can't believe Epoch won...

First for gvrv

thread on page 1? gotta make a new one!

epoop of assension

>>535001857
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

POCHIE HYPE
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Can't wait to finally make friends and maybe even find a girlfriend on Project Epoch!

>>535001916 (OP)
I bet her armpit smells like garlic

It's so close now... I can feel it!

LICK WHITEMANE ARMPITS
SALIVATE ON WHITEMANE ARMPITS
SPIT AND DRINK WHITEMANE ARMPITS
SUCK ON WHITEMAN ARMPITS

I don't know what to roll on gvrv alliance anymore!

>>535001916 (OP)
what's the appeal of armpits?

>>535002163
Good things do not happen to gooner losers.

Koseki Bijou is live and talking about epoch

P…Pochiee..

>>535002319
female pheromones makes dick go HNNNNGHHH

>>535001916 (OP)
This image is doctored, whitemane doesnt shave her armpits. And she has a tidy bush

>>535002250
female priest, and become my portable fleshlight

>>535002194
It's still half a week away at the very least

>>535002332
I'm a loser, but not a gooner.

>started out doomer
>now filled with hopium
maybe this will all work out

POCHIE WEEKEND
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WE'RE ASCENDING

is there a new tracker or something I can use to monitor updates and server up for new epoch?
I don't want to join a discord...

The cheeky buggers in ascension changed how my name appears in chat. It was something slightly derogatory, they changed it to be something nicer...No matter what I change it to now, it comes up the same in chat lol

>sceaming NIGGER in yell, white, world, lfg, and trade simultaneously will not get your banned
Yup, home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ7-n_XbndM

POCHIE WEEKEND

>ASCENDED POOCHIE
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>>535002502
Gonna take a break from posting these to eat.

>>535002502
>>535002705
You go INTO the boat? Holy fuark

>>535002554
They won't know yet what the server address is to update them, if they even do

>>535002554
pochie test tomorrow
pochie launch friday

>>535002859
hearing that no one from epoch is actually going to GM is the best news we've gotten since ascension bought them out

>Aspoch stress test tomorrow
>I'll scoop up all the soft boyfailure chunni boys
>I'll corner the market then pimp out my boyfailure harem
>I'll command a legion of autists and blackmail all the gamerdads into doing my grunt work
>Kezan will be PVME
Enjoy your prison wives guruboys, you're safe there.
Stay there.

>>535002859
>no Ross
oh lord

I wonder is the same rules on multiboxing, VPNs etc would still apply or is all that dependent of whatever ascension spolicies are now

>>535002859
>we also have full time GMs who will actually go look at bots and deal with them
Uuuuuhhh,,,, Bros....What is this??!
I thought not even microsoft-blizzard could afford to hire GMs???!?!?

Oh, Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
Y'know, the world's gone crazy, and it ain't safe on the streets.
Well, it's a drag, I know, there's only one place to go.
Baby, back where I come from, I'm comin' home.

>>535002859
Ross status?

>>535002626
It gets you silenced, and enough silences get you a ban.

>>535003112
no multiclients allowed

>>535003112
same rules as before, Epoch sets the standards

>>535003112
not allowed

>>535003112
epoch's rules still apply

>>535003178
You lost, turtlenigger

>>535003112
Epoxy rules still apply
>no multiboxing
>no boosting
>no gdkp
>no chinks
>no multi language

>>535003220
Sounds like it would be the ascension team enforcing though

>>535003382
retardo

>>535003434
no u

>>535003332
Fine, go spam nigger be my guest

The Vibes Levels are off the charts.

Finna get my snacks ready this fixin' to be lit

Bring the stress test up immediately! And wipe all the accounts!

Epoch and Ascension linking up really is going to kill turtle, isn't it?

Does anyone know an Ascension realmlist so I can ping?

Bros... what about the names I reserved on Poochie...I wouldn't mind a reset to level 1 wipe but my names...

>>535003676
whatever is happening, it has to be bothering shenna.

Howdy bros, do I have to do anything with my Epoch account to get it ready for this swap to Ascension hardware? Or is it all being migrated? Do I need a different launcher? Thanks in advance, kisses.

I NEED TO STRESS TEST DUTCH BRING IT UP NOW I NEED TO PLAY EPOCH NOW NOW NOW NOW

>>535003797
Better be fast sis, or hopefully you're creative enough to not have a common name.

>>535001916 (OP)
total pochaloid victory
total whitemane pit pregnancy

>>535003870
its already done, they migrated

>>535003382
yeah but they actually pay their jannies so they would keep to whatever standard they're told to, it wouldn't be like Ross deciding he's gonna ban every person who used an emoji

>>535003870
It will be migrated, I think now you have to log in using your mail though

>>535003797
They can probably just transfer all the character save files. But they kinda fucked up the "prune". Should do a fresh start at this point. Names are not that important, unless its easy to reset all chars to level 1 and preserve them idk

>>535003349
>no chinks
god bless america

>>535003015
was ross an actual GM? or just a discord janny?

>>535003870
so far the only thing you need to do is use your epoch credentials to connect to ascension
username/email
and password
all CAPS LOCK off

Yooo what's up GAMERS! This thread was brought to you by Kraft Dinner™
Gotta be KD!

Does epoch have a global pvp damage reduction or is it only on the new pvp gear? Does it still have vanilla classic specific pvp trinkets too? Trying to decide what to play...

>Ross: Fired
>Epoch Dev Team: Cranking Content
Brothers this is blessed news, praise be to Yevon!

What's wrong turdle? No players?

>>535004232
Full of chinks bots and shills

wow we might actually get to play before ambershire

>>535003015
He doesn't have the skills required to be a GM or any other skills that can contribute the project. All he can offer is 16 hours per day and willingness to do it for free, but they don't need a discord janny either

Turdies have gone quiet hmm

Shenna must be recalling all the divisions with this news.

what time is the stress test tomorrow ?

>Finally get updates in epoch discord
>It's just the ascension team coming in to show them how it's done
Wow the Epoch team really gave up on their "community" huh?

>>535004205
May we never be cursed by the presence of those dirty al bhed in these hallowed halls brother

>>535004346
shenna is currently drafting a new script

>>535003349
>no chinks
you wish

>>535004468
yes, it's over

EPOCH OBLITERATED

>>535004468
they now work for ascension, so they are being told to just work on the fucking content

>>535003349
>and change them at (((their discretion)))
lmao, we are so fucked

>>535004468
Kaytotes just likes modding the game. He completely overlooked how difficult it is to actually host a server

>>535004668
retard

Looks like the new script is out.
Oh it's the same as the old script.

>>535001916 (OP)
pochie pochie

bros. what if their balancing and new content is... shit?

>>535004668
Seconding >>535004759

>>535004759
hes right, tranny

>>535002332
You'd be surprised. A postive mindset goes far.

POCHIE STRESS TEST WEDNESDAY

>>535002421
>female priest
I guess it's back to gnome priest then
>become my portable fleshlight
No!

>>535004668
they send their best shills

Gurubashi Discord is comfy again

Hello fellow pochies

How can we trust them when they've literally been lying with zero transparency for weeks about their servers?

Also, if Ascencion tells them that they've gotta put some p2w or lose support, he will very quickly lose his principles so that they don't pull the plug, knowing how hard it would be to vibe code a server that actually runs.

Would a goblin be welcome here?

>>535005185
No goblins in classic

>>535005185
only if they're an anal slut (female) (biological)

>>535004693
>Can I address our community, Dutch?
>KAYTOTES GET THE FUCK BACK IN YOUR FUCKIN HOLE! NOW!

>>535005158
Agreed, these epochs need to be held accountable for this mega rugpull. Let's go play Turtle WoW instead.
https://turtle-wow.org/
It's fresh realms are releasing soon.

he ascended

I still want to play a human female protection paladin on Gurubashi.

Pochie weekend!!!!

>>535005158
I am also a true Epochbro and I feel really concerned about the situation you have described. I will most likely avoid playing on Epoch altogether because of that.

>>535005279
here we go

>>535005158
Ascension already addressed this for those curious about the fate of Epoch. You hold them accountable if it changes and move on if you have to. For now however faith is restored and we ride on.

>>535005301
so true sis
let me just boot up the insta-

>>535004668
>>535004869
feel free to suck my cock as an apology

im glad the the BVLL DVTCH took over, and little limp dick kaytotes can just watch from his little cuck chair how a real man hosts a private server.

>>535005426
yjk

>>535003809
it is bothering the slav remy lacroix, she was going to buy til that shitty reddit post happened mocking them.
Dutch McMahon simply offered them better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KqNg-Jahgc

>>535005301
begone turtle shill. pochies won
EPOCH HYPE

>>535005458
but they said computer thingy work but it no work????

>>535005426
You are like beaten housewife.
>this time they really mean it
You need help to escape this abusive relationship

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>>535005232
will Filipinos be a playable race?

AI SLOP poster
Time for alexstrasza breeding sow ai slop

i wish violent gang rape on all anime posters in this general. i hope every person in the indian village where u live gathers up, goes to ur house and violently rapes all u

>>535005558
Does that mean we pochies are WCW?
DIBS ON NOT KEVIN NASH.

>>535005903
but im enjoying some memes

I like epoch's custom content :)

>>535006114
Is this a 60 dungeon?

>>535006178
Epoch is ECW, aka better than WCW.

>>535005232
Why not?

Posting potentially missed AI slop

>>535006291

>>535006314
Lvl 57-60.

>>535005903
but here maybe this will tide you over.

>>535006440
Can we get one of a panda gal? They are my favorite...

>>535006674
is there any custom world zones / content?

is there actually a stress test tomorrow?

>There is literally a Wrestling ring outside razor hill with Orc McMahon in it
based BBC+

>>535006787
yes

EPOCH
FUTURE

Dutch could still be a Todd whispering his sweet little lies for later but his community communication skills are running LAPS around the Mpoch devs. Watch them STILL fumble the bag for weeks and make more excuses.

>>535006440
>server not even up
>they already added Draenei and Ford Mustangs mounts in the cash shop

Warrior or priest, I actually need to decide soon....
Decide for me!

>>535006674

>>535006750
They mostly filled in empty areas on the world map, added/expanded new questing hubs, and made small areas to discover.

No 100% custom zones. I can see them adding some later though, now that they can just focus on that instead of messing with the server.

I am interested in where they take Silithus though, they're going a different direction.

>>535006851
Is this the Bjork guy?

>>535006680
Gooning to this while healing dungeon aith one hand

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>>535006913
>peel off out of goldshire
>lose control and total my mount on a fencepost

no...

>>535006787
we don't know yet

>>535007023
Yep

>The troondle is having a melty posting suicide images
Ironic.
I wonder if he is trying to tell us something

My permabanned (during a beta) Epoch account can at least access the control panel on Ascension's website. What do you think will happen if I try to access one of the Epoch realms with it?

Epoch better keep their promise to keep the Chinese out

>>535006979
if alliance on guru you can go woyer and we can be frens!

POCHIE WEEKEND

in how then understand linux to install pochie+ file games under arch btw nigger?

There's literally nothing to do so I'm playing f2p OSRS.

>>535007108
you got a get out of jail free card, this one's on us buddy
t. dutch

>>535006750
>>535007010
You could argue Tol Barad is a custom zone but it really just is a small island with the entrance to the dungeon
>>535006979
evens Warrior
odds Priest

>>535001916 (OP)
Quick rundown on Project Epoch? Isn't it just classic?

>>535007304
This but card games for children instead

>>535007367
>https://www.project-epoch.net/

>>535007367
Read
>https://www.project-epoch.net/

>>535007367
fuck off, we're full

>>535007367
classic, but with better class balance, more crafting recipes and more content

>>535007240
I dont think I want to be friends with you
>>535007340
What do 0s count as?

>>535007563
Oh this area looks sick

>>535007485
not anymore!

>>535007556
>What do 0s count as?
Yeah, definitely a warrior. You're not smart enough for priesthood.

Midna poster owes me sex

>>535007690
footjob from midna anon

>>535006851
>my face when my draenei gf sucks me off

yo sloppa anon
can you do Whitemane doing the Shazam sip pose

>>535007650
>You're not smart enough for priesthood.
I'm going to hurt you

>>535007556
>What do 0s count as?
bro?

How bad is the disney bloat on Bronzie?

>>535007367
where do you come from, tourist?

>>535007442
>>535007474
not reading your slop website, give me a quick rundown

>>535007937

Last dungeon to post.

Is there interest in continuing this and to gather some screens of the small areas in the overworld?

>>535008069
kill yourself nigger

>>535008069
qrd?
I unironically think you should go play and Turtle wow, you can find their thread in the catalog.
Have a nice day, goodbye.

>>535008131
glittermurk is very confusing

>>535007789
that anon is banned retard

>>535008131
yeah I enjoy your screenshots anon :)

>>535008131
Go find secrets.
See if they are messing with stuff in hyjal or north of SW

>>535008131
Admittedly, this dungeon isn't super interesting without the mobs/assets.

>>535008226
It's easier to figure out where things are when mobs are patrolling. Many areas are just 'mining'

>>535007789
doesn't come out too great

i drank too much coffee, i feel like vomiting, i won't be able to shitpost about epoch anymore

>>535007813
Numbers are jewish mindtricks and I will not subject myself to them. Zero is zero and thats final.

>>535008353
Just get it out sis, then you can pochie post again.

>>535008330
can you do alexstraza and whitemane in slutty schoolgirl outfits?

What do pochies think about orc x elf?

>>535008365
>math
>numbers
>dragon maid
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>>535008330
futa Whitemane railing shenna pls

>>535008316

>>535008306
I've found some random caves, but they're just cave asset repeats. Idk what the point of them are without the mobs/quests.

>>535008441
MR. ADVERTISER GET DOWN

>>535008441
Why are elven women like this?

Epoch not even wrting their own updates now, just copypastin from ascension.

>>535008614
I wonder what's it like rn in the war room

>>535008614
is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>>535008330
thanks

>>535008441
I'm like 90% sure this was traced from a really famous hentai artist.

>>535008494

>>535008306
Oh and Hyjal is the same as WotLK in terms of assets. I hope they fill it out with stuff regardless or shrink the monster stats. Gilneas is also not present.

>>535008757
calm and completely in their lane.
doing what they know, custom content.

>>535008330
Need a bratty pouting whitemane in tight booty shorts

I can't decide what name I want to reserve. You like any of these?

>Depresso
>Upsetto
>Nonny
>Molestrios
>Mooncricket
>Massa
>Mofugga
>Biggums
>Candylips
>Diaperbaby
>Gaylord
>Gokusatan
>Babygoku

>>535008792
Nah just sayin. General reflection of the situation. Total handover of the reigns.

>>535008757
>>535008614
Probably for the best. They're all a bunch of idea guys that are too autistic to even be able to do PR (easy as fuck job that is defaulted to women) correctly.

>>535008984
>Babygoku
this one

>>535008984
i know who you are go to bed

I hope they're still doing Gurubashi.

>>535009061
No you're thinking of me, and I will not.

>>535008819
Hmmm maybe where the DK starting zone is?
or ghostlands ect, somewhere they would be fucking around

>>535009061
"No!"

>>535008438
model doesn't know WoW characters so that takes more effort than I am willing to put in

>>535009137
>even more third worlders hopping on the hype train
I hope so as well

>>535009181
ghostlands isn't going to have anything

If you play on a crossfaction pve faggot realm when pvp is available you're not White.

I hope they do Caverns of Time and backport Old Hillsbrad and maybe some custom dungeons (not Black Morass)

>>535008984
let me guess
undead paladin

>>535008984
I have a bad feeling Mooncricket has a meaning I'm unaware of, but I like it for some reason.

>>535009354
Last one, gonna screen some more of the smaller stuff in the overworld and maybe attach screens of the map or something.

>>535009181
Blood elf zones aren't seen, although there is a portal to go to the old zones but I'm assuming it's blocked off in live. I'll have to check DK area.

>>535009454
I dont. Caverns of Time was retarded nostalgia bait trash.

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>>535008984
Did you play on old wotlk sunwell or something

Like hunter or something

>>535009042
Well they can't really update us on stuff since they're not the ones working on getting the server up anymore.
I'm guessing they're either taking a break for a few more days or starting work on more custom content

>>535008330
Whitemane in a slutty stripper outfit dancing against a pole and shaking her ass for shotas.

Why are we here?

>>535010042
just to prosper

>>535010042
waiting for the server.

>>535009952
you'll have to use your imagination
https://litter.catbox.moe/y7rscnvso6aun566.png

>>535010730
ah yes, it's PERFECT

holy shit this general is dead
server gonna be DoA, again....

>>535010730
What about some dollar bills slipped between her ass crack?

>>535010894
Ascension chads gave up actual updates and put the Epoch team to work. The dooming is over. Now we wait.

>Dutch is still crunching
I'm off to bed, wake me up if there's more news.

>>535010894
we know test tomorrow
we know pochie friday

>>535010894
Whats there to talk about? We dont have to go into our daily meltdown since we actually know whats going on now.

but what if...
what if pochie... thursday.

I've been having fun shitposting on ascension discord, mods don't give a shit there its been poppin off

i started playing war within while i wait
it's alright

>>535010908
only seems to want to do waistband and stockings. everything else confuses it

>>535010730
oh dear golly gosh

>>535010908
https://litter.catbox.moe/dd6qxxbmpsocjqry.png
this will have to do
done for now

>>535011459
>>535011580
Pretty good, still. Thanks sloppa anon.

POCHIE WEEKEND

>>535011316
It's Epoch, something will go wrong with the tests

>>535011967
nah its in the hands of professionals now

>>535011967
We trvst in Dvtch

>>535012067
https://youtu.be/v3Sj7T9D1_Q

>>535011495
>>535011687
>>535010908
>>535010835
I didnt see it....

>>535010730
>>535011580
This is how Whitemane convinced the Ascension owners to buy out Epoch btw.

>>535012230
catbox slopository c/f2o09z

>>535008984
toggafreggin

>>535012230
that anon is banned retard

do NOT add me

>>535012969
>BR
never planned to

pochie pochie ra ra ra

i really like the memes this shit has brough to the board culture

>tfw I can't play Epoch right now
Guess I'll just play some more Guild Wars

will ascenpochie have the leveling challenges?

>>535013654
from that shit to ross shit to aislop shit getting banned asap everything it's just perfect
old school 4chan basically

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>>535013681
Like ironman and explorer's? Yeah, it's just Epoch.

>>535013681
its normal pochie

>>535012969
surely that's a real woman

>>535013681
Yes: explorers contract and iron soul.

Are we slowing down now?

>>535014301
we can rest now, we have information.
nothing to do but wait for the test and subsequent launch

>>535014301
Guess people got tired of the turtle vs ascension p2w loop
Nothing else to doom about for the time being

>>535014301
Yes they lost at a minimum half the players because of this decision. No one wanted this server to be absorbed by ascension since the enshittification is guaranteed. Would have been a better fate for them to stay independent and take the months needed to fix it.

>>535014301
Ironically having actually information means we don't need to anticipation post every 10 minutes hoping for a crumb of communication.

turtle shills were keeping the threads going
they all got fired

>>535014386
>>535014607
This makes sense.

>>535014515
True!

>>535014547
Seethe.

>>535014819
that's right, shenna said project epooch wasn't worth the effort anymore

>>535014819
I'm sure shenna can replace them with cheaper somalian pirates soon enough

>>535014301
everyone is playing BBC while we wait
Ascension is based and is owed our support

>>535015108
I never did get that BBC code from the one anon, if sent its lost since it was a burner email

>>535015108
Yeah, nah. None of Ascension's other servers interest me. I've waited several years for Epoch, what's a couple more days/weeks?

>>535015265
>weeks
pochie friday
screenshot this

>>535014301
funny how getting solid information and actual timelines gives less room for shitposts and bait posts about the server being up or fake updates being given. Everyone should be getting plenty of sleep knowing an update will come tomorrow and it will bring promising news of POOCHIE FRIDAY to everyone.

>>535015196
just ask for an invite in their discord they're giving them out to basically anyone

>>535014547
It could be so, a lot of negative reactions on the announcement. Initially I was feeling that way but I've come round to thinking its ok, lets just let them get it out and see what happens. If they do shit it up, cross that bridge then

>>535015196
they posted like 200 of them on discord today

>>535012969
top plump

>>535015376
UUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH

>>535013249
this is the best thing i've seen happen on 4chan in at least 5-10 years

>>535015313
I'd love it to be sooner rather than later. Nothing would make me happier than Epoch being up and stable before the launch of Turtle's fresh.
It's still not going to get me to play any of Ascension's other servers.

>>535014547
they will still need multiple servers to hold everyone who wants to play it

>>535015639
they are crunching to beat ambershire, it's all but confirmed
the only way they dont is if the vibe coding is catastrophically bad

POCHIE WEEKEND
TRVST THE PLVN

AS well as epochians being exposed to asscension, the ascencion players are discovering epoch. Maybe they will pressure them to add the gay things they are used to. I hope they stick to the vision, but money is a tempting thing.

>>535002905
this
>>535003113
i guess you just have to pay them more than a penny an hour. who would've thought?

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>epoch adds ascension-tier cash shop faggotry
>i leave
server owners HATE this one simple trick

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>>535016498
bro your sunk cost... vro...

I was going to go horde for epoch but God damn their zones and towns are just not comfy at all

orgrimmar...home

>>535016602
my friend is forcing me to become a horde shitstain so they can play undead paladin...

>>535016498
ngl I looked at their cash shop and I think the apprentice riding book is pretty nice, especially since you can get it with the silver currency you get for just registering your e-mail.

>>535016798
UD are kino though

>>535016602
>>535016798
You get to eat people though...

>>535016545
Imagine all the groaning over the teenager+vibe code they're having to untangle

>>535016798
Same, and he's 100% going ret so I'm forced to play fucking druid because else we will never find a dungeon group.

>>535017038
on stock trinity?

What's a fun and versatile classs for pvp on turtle's new realm? Im thinking rogue, priest or warrior. Paladin doesn't appeal to me and is also getting a nerf.

>>535016798
Just play a female Orc so you can stand upright and wear shoes, and then get a sensible haircut at the barbershop.

>roll Undead
>cursed remnants of the Fallen Kingdom of Lordaeron
>get lots of cool little throwbacks to WC3 in all the UD adjacent zones
It's pretty giga-kino, leveling through the northern half of EK is always fun IMO.

>>535017094
wrong general

I'm kind of worried Ascension's infrastructure will be too good and they'll set the population cap at something retarded like 10k.

>>535017038
>>535017084
The one thing they are doing is applying their already existing patches for TrinityCore.

pochie weekend

>>535017213
There's already a lot of retards screeching at them to make le epic nostalrius megaserver
I really hope they stick with the 5-7k per realm Epoch wanted which is still too much but whatever

I think they will be setting up multiple realms.

>>535017213
They could make Gurubashi over 10k and it would be a good selling point for it, Kezan should probably be fine with the original 5-7k cap and function well, the issue that always rises up with spawns and nodes. The more people you have, the crazier spawns will be.

>>535017476
Isn't it still Kaytote's discretion on that? If there are so many people wanting to play I'd rather them spin up like two more servers each with 7k players. Not sure I want to have 15k people on Kezan AND have it fucking layered.

>>535017213
I wonder if there will even be 10k+ people on each server.

>>535017636
i wouldn't mind launch layering and they open up more servers if the pop never stabilizes enough to remove it, i just don't want them to make 6 servers just to have to merge them later anyway

10k pop pvp server would be vltra kino

Pochie Friday?!?!?!?

Finally checked out Ascension and it actually looks cool. What's wrong with it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL775c4_X2s

>>535017543
What realms are we rolling on then???

>>535016498
Damn that's a cute cat.

>>535017829
CoA dev quit so its now on the backburner
the beta was pretty fun

>>535017876
whatever the biggest pvp one is

Whisper Brool
On ascenscion bbc+ for ginvite to
While we wait for pochies

>raid night is the night a world boss spawns
>hundreds of alliance heroes and no shoes do battle against each other and the NPCs in the middle of the zone

>>535017707
I could understand the argument for not spinning up realms that'll just get merged anyways. It just sucks when the zone you're in feels ephemeral because people are constantly being shunted into different layers? That dude you saved when he overpulled? He's gone, might as well have never existed.

>>535017876
gvrv prime

>>535017636
>Isn't it still Kaytote's discretion on that?
Maybe? Dutch was asked a couple of times if they're gonna keep a population cap but he didn't answer
I can't really tell how many people will even play at this point. Before the merge I expected around 6-7k on Kezan (if they managed to bring up stable servers) but now with the recent news it's a toss up

>new management is unbelievably competent and dispels all mysteries and does everything right
>nothing to sperg out about anymore except 1-year-away cash shop speculation
I gotta say, some of the magic is gone.
We're going to actually play the game, but at what cost?

>>535018097
that's not how layering works

>>535018085
>bozobeard
ew no

>>535018396
Is it not?

>>535018085

The Nice Dudes are recruiting

>>535017991
CoA was on a perpetual purgatory over the guy being autistic over balance.

>>535018434
Said bozo = tranny turtler

>>535018357
All of the magic is gone, I hope

So what's the /vg/ guild gonna be for Aepoch?

i cant decide between gvrv or kezan. nelf dru or orc sham

>>535018731
>Los Amigos<

>>535018719
we are not inviting (You)

>>535018731
We're all rolling on gurubashi alliance sis.

>>535018731
kezan is for cool attractive people who still enjoy the game and not just mindgames with other players

>>535018780
:(

>>535018731
i dont understand how you cant decide, they are completely different gamemodes you should know by now if you like one or the other

>>535018719
Pochie Mondays

>>535018731
Are you a gamer dad or a pvpaco?

>>535018816
I am looking forward to finding and corpseraping any of you alliancesissies that let your characters be known here.

>>535007556
Why not?
>>535007690
>>535007728
Oh...

>>535018731
Play whichever server and faction you want, anon. As long as you are playing with frens, you will have fun. The guild will probably be called MPREG or or whatever shitpost that happens to be thrown here.

>>535018983
Is that a promise?

>>535018816
can you please roll horde, i dont want to share faction with cringy freaks like you, the no-shoes niggers are the dedicated faction for weebtrash trannies and other fuck ups

*clap*
POCHIE
*clap*
WEEKEND
*clap*

Is this AQ?
anyway reposting the launch trailer, there's like half a second of a room in Uldum I assume and you can see the custom stuff populated with NPCs
https://youtu.be/opB3w1LaVBQ

>>535019290
Unless you kick my ass, yeah.

pochie wedthurdsday weekend

>>535019307
It's a fantasy game at the end of the day, we're all playing something we're not. :^)

>>535018731
I'm leveling an orc shaman on gurubashi so I can dispell and one-shot parsetrannies.
It ain't much, but it's honest work.

>>535019350
I never did AQ but I wouldn't be surprised if they added onto it in someway considering they added bosses to Ony and MC.

epochbros, we won

>>535019350
it's an arena (pvp)

>>535005279
ulmetrs... you're doin a good job

>>535019350
its an AQ themed ring of trials from tbc

It genuinely feels like we've entered the eye of the storm right now, I wonder what the next few days will bring. Will we weather it?

>>535019220
Cute, but we'll see what happens. I remember some spanish name guru was thinking of before we lost OP info.

>>535018816
okii :3

>>535018881
>>535018965
i like both. if i go kezan ill def be playing ironman, vanilla pve levelling is zzzz. pvp depends on server pop, classic map wasn't designed for mega server pops so i think it could be aids

When is pochie coming out?

>>535020004
ummm we call it Gillijim's Isle now brother

>>535020095
weekend

>>535019969
that's just one of the pandaria arenas reskinned for silithus, i'm pretty sure it's nothing more than a pvp arena. there's a ring of blood in stranglethorn though

>>535020095
Stress test (assumed) today or tomorrow depending on your timezone.
Launch (assumed) friday

Now that Epoch is saved can CyberConnect2 announce that IMOQ remake?

POCHIE WEEKEND

So do I play Ascension, Bronzebeard, Epoch, or Turtle? I'm confused

>>535020004
Was it murder?

>>535020497
you could just play all of them

STRESS TEST MY ASS I WANT TO SLEEP

ross is getting constantly clowned

>>535020526
_No

>>535019123
I imagine MPREG is gonna get snatched up instantly since it became such a meme for the entire server. Hopefully one of the stinky neets here can manage to get it.

I switched to turtle team the day of epochs disastrous launch but if they manage to launch a proper server before amber I might just have to switch again and go full on epoch, even if they add ascension's cancer shop

Post the goonslop catbox

>>535020497
Play what you want fren! c: I'm planning on rolling on Pochie and Ambie myself.

>>535020764
bruh the test is not going to start anytime soon go the fuck to sleep

>>535020795
He did not foresee this, due to his young age. Now he has to go through this path of bullying.

>>535021096
we dont want you back

>>535021096
fuck off we're full

>>535021097
that anon is banned retard

>>535021097
see >>535012587

>>535021097
f2o09z

>india wakes up
>catboxes get deleted
really makes you wonder...

>>535020338
Never ever. A full collection at modern resolution would be nice at least

It's been over 24 hours, are you /gloom/ or /doom/?

will accept a greenhorn pvper on gvrvbashi if I roll undead warrior?

>>535022316
>kekzan quild
>qvrv player
hurhurhurhur

>>535022316
mpreg is a beaten shitcord meme at this point and I don't want that under my character name. I'd rather be associated with animeposters than glassy-eyed balding bearded safe edgy joke rehashers.

>>535022001
It's kinda impressive how split it is, but thumbs down reactors will still play anyway.

>>535018731
Join on Gurubashi Alliance, xister.

>>535022494
mpreg

>>535022001
Server should be fine to play while its fresh and everyone is leveling for a month or two, but long term viability? no hope at all

>>535022519
I used to be downer as well, but then I changed my mind and became upper

Touching story I know.

I wonder if guru is getting more people than before after all this, relative to kezan at least

>>535022316
>>535022485
>>535022494
>>535022547
uhhh bros? THIS is your guild?

>Guru gets turned into a megaserver
>everyone goes there for MUH FUGGIN NOST revival
>Kezan stays comfy at 5k-7k
Seems to be for the best honestly.

Vibes Check bros?

It's really crazy how quickly all the turtle shilling died down as soon as these latest updates came out.

>>535022813
it would be kindaa funny if there was only one kerzan and gvry #1-5

But realistically there shouldn't be much of a difference. Yes the PvPGODS have less options and are more likely to stick with pochie but it's not like PvEbabbies have that great options either.

Was jerking off to whitemane ai slop, seeing the ass pics etc, getting close, i swipe right and theres futa whitemane out of sudden and thats when i busted a nut...

>>535022943
FANTASTIC

>>535023050
Script updates are slower when they have to pull Shenna out of the rafters every time.

Not long ago, this same general was mocking Ascension, its retail mounts and game store. Now, Ancension is the savior and a great private server. And hey, I get it, Epoch needs help to launch, but I'm still impressed by how quickly the criticism and mockery of Ascension disappeared with a single announcement.
>inb4 Turdle.

what if everything goes well and we have a comfy vanilla+ server for the next 3 years

>>535023398
their in-house realms are jokes vision-wise but they have good devs
i can't really hate ascension, but it's not my thing

The only Ascension server that seems mildly interesting is CoA for the custom classes.

>>535023398
It didn't, and also you're illiterate.

>>535023398
I still don't like it, but the alternative is not having a server at all. If Ascension pulls anything and we ever see anything but cosmetics on Epoch, I bounce, simple as.

>>535023398
what? were you not here for the last 24 hours?
The people that want nothing to do with Ascension already shitposted and left
I'm sure the few turtle shills are regrouping and coming up with a new script

>>535023398
im looking forward for when BBC and Epoch merge personally

>>535023626
its neat, but i hate the client they use

>>535023398
We still mock ascensions retoilet like projects and their greedy cash shop, what are you even talking about? Can they keep a server working and stable though? Well, they can.

when is stress test?

>>535023398
And nothing's changed.
Almost noone wants to play their BBC+ retail lite realm.
Epoch remains the same, but with experienced core devs behind it now.

>>535023398
Its the only way epoch will be playable at this point. Plus wow players are battered housewives.

>>535023989
No ETA yet, new team is still working on stuff.
HOWEVER most assume either today or tomorrow depending on timezones.

>>535023989
Not sure but it seems like they're working fast so probably before the weekend

>>535024108
Fuck man they work fast

>>535023989
We should be getting update later today

Is there a reason why ascensionfags hide the discord link so much?
I got in only because anon posted it in here but I can't fucking find it on their website anywhere?

I think launch on Saturday seems reasonable.
A couple of test tomorrow and on Friday and we are ready to go.
Turtle lost.

>>535023575
>>535023630
>>535023645
>>535023773
>>535023786
>>535023965
>>535024042
>>535024061
baited lmao. See you at Ambershire boys, remember the launch date is the 17th.

to the moon

>>535024774
BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>535024774
SELL SELL SELL

>>535024759
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>535024623
you'll never guess where it's hidden

>>535024759
Shenna's sending her brightest.

>>535024917
I'm 100% sure it wasn't there when I checked.

>>535024992
im 100% sure you are r-tarded

>>535024992
you have to be logged into your ascension account to see it for some reason

>>535024917
There's nothing there on my end

They have an achievement leaderboard!
Pochie cheevo ranking!!

>Still don't know what I want to play as
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>535025361
Just continue playing your test character.

>>535025361
I have narrowed down my choice to paladin, shaman, druid, hunter or warlock

You guys are in good hands. Greedy. but good hands.

>>535025361
https://wheelofnames.com/pmk-hpe

>>535025509
Reminds me of Nost when in Uldaman the door didn't open so a GM flew in did a magic trick and opened it for us

>>535025509
yeah i'm pretty sure dutch was helping with support tickets back when they launched TBC, he sorted some shit for me
they're greedy as hell but i have no reason not to trust them, if they went back on their word regarding epoch it would just send players to what is now their direct competitor, turtle

>>535025178
>>535024917
I'm logged in and I don't see it lol

The best you can do is bring me back to life to fix your problems. It's probably the best move as leader you've ever made.

>>535025681
>Alakazam Alakazoo, the doors of Uldum are now open to you!

>>535025516
Hmmmmmmmm....... maybe........

>>535025771
Uldaman FUCK I have Uldum on the brain because I want to do the raid

>>535024774
>chart made by nvidia

>>535025690
>>535025681
Ascension is like Jeffery Epstein before he blackmails you with pedophilia.

tick tock sleepoch sissies, you only have 4 days left
tick tock

>>535025784
next the race
https://wheelofnames.com/f5v-bqm

THE SAME 2 SERVERS

>epoch or ambershire
Bets on who will come first?

>>535025516
I rolled warlock but I've never really played one passed like level 10. Are they fun or should I not bother?

>>535025948
tbf the 1060 6gb was the peak of graphics cards
it was all downhill from there.

>>535026069
You know....I actually might be okay with this. I just thought of a decent name too.

>>535026285
it's fun unless you plan to raid
soulstone farming alone made it my least favorite class by a wide margin

>>535026349
i know
i still have one

I really hope Epoch and Ambershire launch on the same day or within a few hours of each other. It's going to be a lot of fun to watch.

I'm gonna watch more AVGN

>>535026908
Don't sell it.
When you get a better one you can always relegate a second GPU to frame gen using lossless scaling.

they called me a tourist for wanting to make an account but i guess the last laugh is on the other foot now!

I am gonna watch our boy Asmon

>>535027092
based
he's always right

>>535026954
The turtle shills were out in force before, imagine if they were actively competing.

>>535027092
Sam Hydes top guy

I wish there was more ambient epoch content for me to consume
Like that interview kaytotes did a few weeks back about the server and general Q&A
Just something to throw on in the background that pertains to epoch

So what's up with Bronzebeard, why would I not just play that instead

>>535027271
this
i have money to spend so i can afford all the cash shop items

>>535025681
I dont think anything will top gamer-district where the owner fully scripted naxx/ulduar just for wpsg's autistic progression runs

>>535027271
I don't like BBC

>>535027271
Thats on Ascensions shitty p2w client ya fucking retard

>>535027271
>Retail-

>>535026954
things would have to go really smoothly, like the stress test is thursday or friday without any kind of hickups and then it could be launched on sunday
seems kind of unlikely

>>535027271
>>535027321
Play where you want! as long as you're having fun and not giving money to blizzard who cares?

>>535027446
Sorry sis, I gave blizzard money while epoch was blue balling us. Hardcore has been fun.

>>535027271
it's a fun solo rpg experience but I wouldnt touch it's group content

>>535027551
Anon...

>>535027573
it's fine, i have social anxiety anyway

>>535027551
I say this 100% completely seriously: no, it hasn't, get a hold of yourself.

Isn't BBC+ have hilariously overtuned mob HP values? I remember a few threads back people bitching it took like 15 lightning bolts to kill boars in the valley of trials.

>>535028016
yeah lvl 1-10 is pretty shit, I think you get a big dick glyph at 15 that you can start wrecking mobs with

I ask once again, what expansions does Ascension run on their servers? Is it all just classic boomerism from before 2016?

>>535027669
Tall flats in loose clothing of adult midna.

>>535028396
Classless is on TBC I think, CoA I have no fucking idea I imagine it's starting from Vanilla, BBC+ is Wrath(?)

goodnight pochie pals
POCHIE STRESSTEST WEDNESDAY

I just wake up, not too late for pochie monday

>>535028635
bbc+ is progressive from vanilla to wrath.

I wanna play Gurubashi because I never tried wPvP before, but I'm not sure what class to pick, I wanna play Disco/Shadow priest but I don't wanna get raped by rogues, so cat/bear druid seems like a 'safer' option.
Also Horde or Alliance?

>Last night, I can't wait to play hunter
>Dream of playing Paladin
T-That was odd I d-don't do that any more, It's hunter for me
>A reckoning has come
N -no!
>I am the holy shield
Charles! GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES

>>535029058
why are you letting the existance of a class influence your decisions? Why do people think rogues are some kind of wpvp gods anyway?
you are going to get owned by every class no matter what you pick so don't worry about that part

>>535028396
they are all on the 3.3.5 client but free pick/wildcard is tbc, the rest only go to 60 as far as i know, there's an alpha for wrath as well

I like making talent builds for classes even though I probably won't play them.

>>535002859
their gms ARE the bots

Can I just keep using the epoch client or have they not sorted that out yet?

damn this merger announcement completely killed the hype
threads are fucking dead kek

>>535030319
Nigga, it's 2 am on a Wednesday

>>535030319
There's no more anxiety or dooming, we already won now we just have to wait

stress test friday. launch saturday

>>535030353
it's almost 9am in the part of the world that matters lil bro
>>535030402
nice cope

>>535030519
holy cope

I only believe what trump promised when he won the majority, not some esl server wannabe devs

>>535030319
Thread isn't really active until murikkan time, something like 10-12 hours from now

>>535029763
I did the same with path of exile, path of building was the true gaming experience

>>535027271
>fresh BBC drops
>wow so cool lets try some high risk pvp
>enter stv
>whalenigger69 comes on his jailer mount with his full heirloom, full shop auras, all professions maxxed, full pots, enchants, full scrolls, vaxxed + boosted male human ret paladin
>Bubble + HOJ + crvsader strike
>loots your gear
>alt+f4
>uninstall

>>535018816
How shit does your computer have to be to not be able to run Shadowverse at max settings?

>Multiboxing not welcome
Not even for bank/trade/profession? How will they even know i'm multiboxing?

>>535031268
bank alt != multiboxing

I just don't know.
I loved prot pally tanking in tbc and fem undead do flips, but they nerfed aoe farming so I'll be poor.
Or I play hunter and go brrr and enjoy the content hitting my one button, but they nerfed solo hunter farms my favourite mini game ever

>>535031492
>they nerfed solo hunter farms
Wha? No more dmt?

>>535031268
>>535031372

Say it after me:
THANKS DUTCH!

I just wish
I just wish

Aitsu nanka, aitsu nanka
Ginga-kei made tonde kya ii no ni

>>535031705
and again
bank alt != multiboxing
unless you need to have your bank alt and main logged in simultaneously for some reason

Umm... Turdle drones?
I thought your server is comfy Classic+...? What is this?

>>535031687
All solo instance farms IIRC

>>535031268
send mail to your alts, it's instant, using the log out button in town doesn't remove you from the queue as it just sends you to character selection screen

If both IPs are the same(or from the same range for dynamic ones), it's logged

clearly logging off your main and logging on your alt isn't multiboxing.
but some realms allow you to multibox in cities so you don't have to mail everything to yourself and can just trade
not epoch tho for some reason

>>535031492
when they find a good balance for trueshot aura everyone will want a hunter

>>535031973
That's shitty I was hoping to have something like jump runs to have a comfy steady income and having to compete for open world nodes is gay.

>no post in 15 minutes
lmao. don't say shit like "i-it's not the US time yet" when this thread was flying by during any timezone before the announcement with 5-10 post a minute
it's fucking OVER

>>535031114
PvE carebear NPC seething at made up PvP scenarions in his head, name more iconic duo lmao

>>535030519
what a retard lmao

Why the fuck do you care about the PPM?

>>535031939
shenna and crogge must be oligarch tier now. I kneel.

>>535032526
So at it's lowest it's still twice as fast as the turtle thread?
Makes sense.

I picked all the Shout talents is that good?

>>535032709
Your character:
https://youtu.be/1EKTw50Uf8M?list=RD1EKTw50Uf8M&t=156

>>535032659
They need to give a large chunk to their masters from the CCP

>>535032747
lol

bros I can't wait to be the only resto druid and get funneled all the gear for free

>>535032709
no blood craze, the most important talent in every warrior spec
not good man

>>535032846
will i get free gear and gibs if i play female healer?

>>535032846
There's gonna be a lot of druid.
Bears and Tree's everywhere

Troll
Priest
Female

>>535032846
you have to share it with my resto druid, and I hope they got some options for the visual on the tree form, im so fucking tired of it

>>535032846
not on guru. maybe on your racemixed trash server.

Human
Rogue
Male

are our characters from OG epoch still there?

>>535033148
they're gonna wipe

>>535032747
world's strongest

can i transfer my lvl 3 character to project epoch?

>>535033148
I expect a wipe.
If they don't I'll be surprised
If they do wipe but retain char names I'll claim wizardry and possibly witchcraft

>>535033161
no
you're lying
no way they will delete our characters

>>535033354
Well considering the Epoch devs were claiming they could wipe and retain the character names I imagine they just reset everyone's character state somehow.

Are pets gonna have their wraith abilities?

>>535033354
i'm not as against a wipe now as i was before but i still think it's silly, considering the server capacity is going to be even larger now it's even more meaningless to worry about this tiny single digit percent of people's progress

>>535033161
>>535033354
but the community voted no wipe aaa

>>535033536
As someone who got a hunter to 10 on guru, they have vanilla/tbc abilities for the most part, but they know more of them from the get-go and learn new ranks as they level up like in wrath.
A few pet classes are confirmed to have backported wrath uniques, like crabs, but I only tamed a boar and a vulture.

>>535033690
at this point i think they'd only wipe if there was no other choice

>>535033354
They might as well wipe. The last time anyone got to play any meaningful amount of time was like 3 weeks ago.

uh oh
troondle

>>535031114
>been leveling high risk for 10 levels now
>havent seen a single person

>>535033354
>If they do wipe but retain char names I'll claim wizardry and possibly witchcraft
endlessly interesting to me how the stubbornness of Blizzard and bad server hosts have mentally buckbroken wow players
>selecting all characters in a DB and setting all the values aside from name, class, appearance and maybe social stuff to 0/NA/starting values is witchcraft
like my nigga it doesn't even matter what data structure the core uses for characters
you don't even have to update the original DB, you can generate a new one and populate it with the names/appearances from the old one with a script even (You) could write
In every case and I mean every SINGLE case that a server host says merging or character editing or whatever is impossible, it magically becomes fucking possible when the chips are down

>>535032846
>this retard thinks healsluts have prio on anything

>>535027271
I'd call it zoomer+ instead of classic+
>Constant world buffs from other players that gives you swimspeed, increased health and mana regen, damage and probably more stuff
>Loot system that gives you random items, which can be utterly broken and somewhat fun but far from the classic experience
>1.5x XP and grouping gives you an additional 150% buff
>No option to queue for specific dungeons, you get a random one scaled to your level, I wasn't able to form a group for DM and just ignored it
It's fun in short bursts, but it not something I see myself playing in a month

what's wrong with solo dungron farming if you crack down on bots?

>>535034229
Then I'm all for a full wipe but we all keep our names.
Luckily I already went to the barber and got my big annoying pig tails

>1.5x XP
I'ts been 1.0x for a while now

>>535033354
id say flush it out. if nothing else, it can speed up the transfer. transforming character db from one system to another is probably the worst bitch you ever never want to do
they will have enough problems with world db as it is

>>535034609
I don't trust it before they update their webpage

>>535034460
>*movement in the rice paddys*
It's a worthy sacrifice

>>535034447
>>1.5x XP and grouping gives you an additional 150% buff
I think grouping should give a buff. Not 150% but you shouldnt be penalized for grouping.

A Reddit comment worth reading:

"Dutch stated pretty clearly his intent here. He will use epoch to anchor a population on ascension servers, that way he has a larger pool of individuals that might migrate to his other projects and spend money there.

I would also conclude that his own player base has been asking for a genuine classic+ enviroment away from all the p2w/p4c. The answer was basically handed to him on a silver platter with epochs launch failure. Dutch as well gets free content development in this package. All for the low price of server hosting and access to modding tools, and probably a cut of epoch store.

Everyone here is winning. Even turtle players. Competition is good."

>>535035064
Yeah, no shit. Anyone with half a lobotomized brain could have figured this out. Good job, Reddit npc!

Pochie

if i can't play my lvl 13 i'm not playing

>>535035064
And if the players won't migrate to their other servers and spend money there, then how will he compensate for the loss?

I will be enjoying the arid air and scortching ground of Durotar this weekend I can feel it. You?

>>535035064
r*dditors smugness while stating the fucking obvious never ceases to amaze

>>535035254
Personally I'm looking forward to being able to follow natural Eastern Kingdoms progression as an undead instead of making the trip to Barrens since Silverpine is properly fleshed out in Pochie. It'll be a nice change of pace from the usual leveling route.

>>535035346
I wanted to do this on nelf finally going through kalimdor (at least for a while) instead of making the journey to westfall

If they wipe they I don't know if I can stomach doing early auberdine again. That zone is just so depressing to be in, it looks like shit even though the new rep is cool.

>>535035456
why did you even play enough to have done early auberdine?

>>535035064
Turdle cope

>>535034447
its a funserver for sure but its a nice distraction until epoch comes out.
The world items are actually a nice excuse to look behind every corner and explore parts of the map you usually never go to.

The only thing i wish epoch had that's in here is the tiny bit exp you get from crafting / gathering / fishing

>>535035574
I was pochie hyped and had nothing else to do

its really happening isnt it? we could even get a pre-weekend poochie

>>535036223
if todays stress test goes perfectly

>>535035346
Capping off silverpine with a few SFK runs and going straight to hillsbrad would be so nice.
I'd probably visit the barrens for WC though

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

I hope you faggots cannot play for another week until I'm back

I'm not putting full trust, but this is till 10x more believable than anything posted by totes or the Epoch staff.

I am curious how epoch's whole "le custom harder difficult seriously business!" shit is going to go
Like would it even be worth trying to do dungeons while leveling or would it just be a massive waste of time eating shit to overtuned needlessly difficult leveling dungeons instead of just playing it safe and doing comfy questing?

If I need a full MDI all star team to run fucking deadmines or WC it'll suck balls

>>535035346
>>535036418
I'm looking forward to this as well but with the explorer's contract I figure I'd probably have to dip to Barrens before I could really do Hillsbrad. It'll be interesting to see how the zone progression goes.

>>535036556
your time is worhtless though so it's fine

>>535036519
nah I can just email discreetly to devs a nice sum of money and I have stuff from outside of shop if I want.
Y'all just can't comprenhend this stuff rofl, worse that christcucks drones

>>535036556
>NOOOOOOOOO I WILL NOT SHEEP THE MOON
>I WILL NOT SAP THE STAR
>I WILL NOT USE INTERRUPTS
>I WANT TO SPAM MY AOE REEEEEEEEEE
their increased difficulty just means respecting basic mmorpg mechanics and it's a good thing that people are forced to get used to it from the start

are there any removed content from vanilla in this?

>>535036519
They probably got some deal that pochie needs to make $X a month for it to be in the old developers hands, if they fail to meet the quota then they need to step it up on the cosmetics and in worst case, hand it over.

>>535036943
lots, unfortunately
goldshire got faux-soulwashed

>people will be forced to use more of their toolkit and maybe have to use more niche CC/interrupt abilities and possibly have a kill order
Sounds good to me. Each encounter should feel tactical, mobs shouldn't be fodder made to just instantly fall over.

>>535036997
Bro it's an illegal private server, they're not signing contracts.

>>535037040
I didn't see goldshire, is there lots of los points for horde raids?

>>535037147
so epoch will just happen to appear in the ascension launcher by share chance and epoch staff just happened to get some money from ascension with no agreement what so ever?

>>535036997
>made up bullshit
I see

>>535014547
/thread

>>535036997
so this is the new troondle script, back to writing room you r*ssian tranny

>>535036519
No point putting your full trust in anyone when it comes to money. But know dutch wont pull the trigger unless epoch vision fucks up or he gets greedy.

I'm excited to play the stress test :)
TODAY

>>535034447
>increased health
lie
>mana regen
lie
>damage
lie
>random items, which can be utterly broken
you're still gonna be bitching about mobs being too hard to kill
>1.5x XP
it's x1 wrath rates (but is technically 1.5 in comparison to OG classic)
>grouping gives you an additional 150% buff
Won't be available on launch
>No option to queue for specific dungeons
Actually true

>>535037657
>or he gets greedy
my impression from their store is that he's already greedy

>>535034447
>Constant world buffs from other players that gives you swimspeed, increased health and mana regen, damage and probably more stuff
this is how pre wow mmos used to be though desubelt

>>535037408
It's a verbal agreement and yes, Ascension pretty much hold all the cards now.