Thread 715647256

She's up to something?

Somethins up alright.

>>715647256 (OP)
"She"

>>715647256 (OP)
Gosling.wav

You guys are as annoying as tendies

>>715647256 (OP)
She is training my wife's stamina so she can run long races, I don't even have to participate in the training I get to play on my nintendo switch all night while she is turning my wife into a champion

>>715647590
It's gachashit without porn aspect, it won't stick beyond this viral marketing campaign

>>715647581
Was she about to call her child "Nigger"?

>>715647256 (OP)
Bros why was she so manipulative, yet so flip-floppy in her goals? Was she really a dark horse the entire time?

Urethral horsecock fingering

>>715648140
She just does it for the lulz

Practice Perfect is worse than +1 max energy, prove me wrong.
For reference, there are support card events that give +4 max energy.

Hey janitor here, sooo generals need to be made in /vg/. Y’all know better

>>715649123
Isn't practice perfect is training failure reduction. What do you think is better, +4 energy, or less chance to get waste turn and get mood down?

I NEED to ROLL

Why does GolShi wear the stupid ear muffs? Is it a beauty limiter forced on her by the uglier, more incompetent horses so they don't feel so wholly useless with their inferior racing genes AND beauty?

>>715647590
nobody will ever be as annoying as you are maye

>>715647256 (OP)
>>715648062
Only one person can defeat Gold Ship

mainstream """""""humor"""""""

>>715648140
Maybe the Black Assassin was under our nose this entire time

LETS GOOOOOO OGURIN MY BELOVED

>>715649648
>N-n-no YOU
Nice one anon.

>>715649965
TRAINER-SAN, YOU SAID YOU ORDERED LUNCH BUT IT'S BEEN 10 MINUTES

DO YOU REALLY VALUE YOUR BALLS SO LITTLE

>>715647590
radar alert. false-flagging tendie detected.

>>715649420
Energy serves the exact same purpose. One energy reduces failure rate by 2%. Increasing max energy by 1 means that you will have +1 energy compared to not having the max energy increase, giving you the exact same benefit as practice perfect.

>>715647256 (OP)
she's up to nortubel 2

>>715650067
Oguri grows so much with your training through the 3 years you spent together, she actually suggests going for a walk before grabbing dinner after the hot spring

Are the skills you get from inspiration any good? I mean, some are very good, but I'm not sure if you can activate them as often as you would with the owner of the skill
I got McQueen's from a guest it and seems good for Oguri

>>715649965
>Eighth favourite
>Comes first place
That is my Oguri

>>715650158
are you talking about the Green sparks? they're good but some are better than others

>>715647256 (OP)
99.1% breeding rate stallion

>>715649591
I'm guessing same reason why the others have haircuts that cover the "ears" part of their face, so they don't have to put either human or no ears on those spots

>>715647256 (OP)
Breeding with trainer...

>>715650214
that's literally every ura finale for me at this point, never trust the green devil or the predictions

>>715650214
despite getting hit with night owl 4 times, failing sub 10% practice 3 times and getting pretty shitty rng with rainbows, this is what i ended up with and she won every URA race with 5-6 lengths lead despite being 7th or 8th fav lol

>>715650158
Blue sparks are the priority, the others are good but you want 9 star blue sparks first

If you run that will only excite Rice shower more

Which uma runs all 3 of today's event races in one career?

>>715650227
>>715650392
Not sure if they come from sparks, I guess they do, I mean this skill

>>715650240
People keep increasing the number

>>715650371
Gourmand/swinging maestro hard carry, wet conditions is really sad

reminder that if you haven't finished season 3 your rolls will be busted

>>715650307
Goldshi please, you drained me yesterday. Can we cuddle instead?

>>715650426
Can't you do some of them tomorrow, I ran gold ship and couldn't compete in one because I didn't have the correct aptitude for mile

>>715650496
seems decent enough

>>715650736
golshi doesn't strike me as a cuddler

Put uma in the subject or atleast in the filename so you can find it in the catalog

>>715650307
>>715650736
https://gametora.com/umamusume/legacies
>illusion shattered
>>715650240
>>715650532

>>715650792
sure i could, but I wanna knock all 3 out in 1 go. one career playthrough is long enough

>>715647256 (OP)
i've seen her(his) cock. it's very big

What Uma has the biggest ears and why is it Rice Shower?

>>715649895
what's her major malfunction?

>>715651016
Does Rice Showers S+ rank bad luck apply to pregnancies?

Can an anon post the gacha simulator for the new banner?

>>715650816
Real life Golshi is very affectionate with his mares, they all love him.
All these people that oversexualize Golshi through the lens of her lolsorandumbness get it wrong, she would troll you into thinking she's a dom, but she'd probably be very tender with you.

>>715651016
She has big ears to hear me say how proud of her I am.

>>715651482
https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/

>>715651416
oh dear god...
>miscarriage
>miscarriage
>downs syndrome
>SIDS
imagine all the MOOD DOWN you'd suffer

>>715651584
My luck has been reset. I'm ready

>>715651584
I'm feeling confident.

>>715647885
This. Once the FotM wears off Uma Musume will fall into obscurity.

>>715651925
>Spe-chan being a sped in the background

>>715651997
Compared to... falling into obscurity since the start?
Two more weeks.

>increases performance when X
what the FUCK does performance do anyway? Are they worth taking at all?

Is it wrong that I only want to train Gold Ship?

>>715651894
>550 pulls only 3 kitasans
>Pull 3 more in the next 200 pulls
I ain't getting one

>>715647885
like dude imagine a juicy gacha porn thread, too bad this dogshit game won't deliver one

>>715652114
I'm pretty sure it's just a flat increase to all stats

>>715647590
Go to your deltarune schizo thread and jack off to furries, freak.

>>715647256 (OP)
She's masturbating by slapping her dick against her stomach again

I won URA with Vodka and you said I would never do it

>>715647256 (OP)
My asshole is in danger

when the fuck is kitasan banner

>>715652114
Directly increases the related stat when the conditions are fulfilled, they automatically activate at the start. They are not a waste but not usually priority skills

>>715652415
2 hours supposedly

>>715649965
Shame that Cygames failed to get the rights to Oguri Cap's real life rival.

>Osaichi George was a Japanese racehorse active between 1988 and 1991. His colour was dark bay, with blackish body and reddish underparts. He had a distinctive chevron-shaped white mark on his forehead. His biggest achievement was once defeating Oguri Cap, and being nicknamed "the man who shot the monster".

>>715652415
t-50 minutes

>>715650240
The 0.09% comes from males she failed to impregnate.

>vodka can clear hard mode daily coins consistently
This is all I ever wanted. She's the best.

I locked in to get as many toys as I could for my chud trainee and she repaid me by getting 4th place 3 times in a row on her next objective race.

>>715652114
Plus 40 to the stat in the skill icon. The upgraded version increases it to 60. Base versions are worth getting if they are ones that activate reliably, like right handed or firm conditions. Otherwise get them before a career race where you know they will activate, or use them as a point sink at the end of a career.

>>715652546
it's a great feeling, isn't it? i've got a taiki that usually wins it all 6 times, even with awful mood

Reading about how easy it is for horses to get colic makes me wonder why horses are not extinct yet. Horses appear to be as fragile as pandas, with a worse digestive system since pandas can eat bamboo all day without drinking water while horses can die if they don't have enough moisture (water) in their stomachs when eating.

>>715652652
Yeah my vodka wins with awful mood as well. I love her.

>>715652582
Gotta collect them all

>>715652347
Congrats

>>715652458
Never mind, I'm retarded, it IS only 50 minutes from now.

>>715652546
>>715652652
For me, it's Maruenzky

>>715647885
I beg you to look up CyGames. They make jews look like the most generous people on Earth. They would never pay for any kind of marketing, retard.

>>715652582
Sounds exactly like Mayano Top Gun.

>>715652710
>makes me wonder why horses are not extinct yet.
1. Domestication is a hell of a drug
2. That's still not as bad as being eaten by predators.
Being fast enough to not get caught is one of the strongest survival traits an herbivore can have, and sacrifices on that altar are usually heavily rewarded.

>>715650240
POV: it's uma breeding season and Gold Ship has found your hiding place

>>715653153
I am not a uma

>>715652168
You're getting 4, I believe in you, trainer.

>>715650307
>>715650240
Having over 500 children with goldshi....

>>715653274
Its not worth it

>>715653529
nah bro you're due

Is it even worth it to level up Special Week's event card if I didnt manage to MLB it?

FUCK

>>715653705
you should know better than us whalechad

This is how my investment is going so far.

I can MLB Kitasan, right?

>>715653812
you can if you're a luckchad

>>715653756
?? never spent a dime, my support bonus wouldn't be a measly +1% if I had the power of money

Goldship's hair is ugly

>>715653707
ha, i got more than you

This is too cruel...
Haru doesn't deserve this...

>>715652902
>Marketing is a waste of money
You are bordering on non-sentience

What does this mean?

do you niggas really not have 30k saved up

>>715653974
you get like 20 in every stat?

>>715653923
Most realistic race

>>715654031
I got 15

>>715653923
Fucking Arima kinen

Why do I like Daiwa Scarlet?

>>715654090
because you have good taste

>>715653923
bro your 9* long and turf?

>>715653963
hes right, cygames funded an anime this year and didn't advertise it at all, they don't spend money on gay shit, and their games literally dont even allow dolphins to have fun, only super whales.

>train Taiki Shuttle for the first time
>get constantly distracted by her bustiness and bounciness
Even when she's just in her school uniform or tracksuit, I can't help but stare at those horse melons

How long will the kitasan banner last again?

>>715654090
>twintails
>tsundere
>skin fang
>fat tits
take a wild guess

>>715654165
>uses whale money to fund original anime and game spinoffs
they're okay in my book

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

>>715654090
I can think of two big reasons

+83 for one training turn is insane, not gonna lie

>>715654345
Her twin tails?

>>715654090
Because you like being number one

There is only one common pattern in all these races.

It's time to Goldship.

>>715654284
Faster

>>715649885
The giant mare he actually fears, if she in the game already?

>>715654165
Anime is the advertisement for gacha, anon. As for the other forms of marketing, you can never tell who they're paying to shill for it.

Is there a way to level up support cards other than multiple copies? If not now, is there a way in the JP version?

>>715654459
can you link that website? plz

>win literally every race with lengths to spare
>doesn't matter if mile, medium or long
>reach ura mile semifinals
>performance tanks to the point that she never ends in top 5
>all clocks wasted and this how the career ends
>hot spring ticket gone with wind
Fucking kill me, seriously, put a gun to my head and push the trigger

>>715647256 (OP)
So is Gold Ship the most eccentric horsegirl? She looks like an oddball in every image.

Reminder: if you don't train Gold Ship as an End Closer like she's meant to be, you're a faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2oohM_EjDc

>>715654629
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters

>>715654673
I think you were lacking guts

>>715654715
ty

>>715654165
>>715654563
And to add to that
>they don't spend money on gay shit
Remember Granblue Fantasy Relink? If that wasn't a gayshit form of advertisement I don't know what is.

>>715654673
how, it's literally way easier to lose first couple races than finals

>>715654673
its the urara genes

>>715654673
>lost to a literal who npc horse
>had a hot spring ticket
oh no no no

>>715654673
Obese Cap, all those burgers finally weighed her down.

>also a plain fucking B
>>715654849
>>715654895
>>715654907
She just won a trip to America

>>715655054
>max lvl Special Needs card
ohnonono

>the FIRST non-whale Urara Kinen win was by a FUCKING BRAZILIAN
what the fuck bros

C̸̛̻̥̖̳̩̙̱̞̟͕͓̽͑͐̂ͅų̵̱̫̞̓̓́̀͘͝ŗ̴͙͉̯̠̺͔͕̼͇̤͍̣̺͌́̊͒͒̀̇s̸͙̺̮͉̦̗̳̳͇͈̃̏̿͗̏́̓͑̓͗̕͝ȩ̴̛̯͕̘̘͍͙̟̦̟̀̓̀̐̓͋́̒̏̈́͛͛̕͜͜ ̷̺̺̻͍̺͉́́͐̕o̸̡͉͕̤͇͒̈f̷̨̧̧̛̰͚͈̝̍̎̆̋͗͒͒͌ͅͅ ̸̤̻͔̰̹͕̙̟̠̀̎̌̆̏̂̓̀̀̕̕͘͠b̸̧̞͓̖̙͉̪͍͚͉́̇̍́̓̌̏̽̽̽ä̷͎̦̙͉̫̝̝̞͓́̋̚͜d̶̡̞̝̤̙͎̓̈̌̊̐̑̓̈́͂̈́̕͘͠ͅ ̵̞̭̘̃̿̋͒͆̍̈̕̚r̵̬̪̦̩̩̣̮̪̟̙͆͑̔̈́ô̷͎͙͓͂͗̈́̽͠l̶̠͇̤̘̽̃̽̔l̷̛͈̣̪̞͛̓̈́̉̑̒̆͆̃͆͝ş̷̫͔͈͔̥͎̂́̂͂͊̀̾͠ ̵̬̝͗̽̆̈́̽̓͆̄͑͌̈́̚̚ͅ

>>715655054
oh ur a latelet, might as well reroll for kita with 3 dupes

i'm pretty sure i won't even get a single kitasan, but i hope to get a lot of SR dupes at least. honestly, i want to start rolling for trainees again soon but i already have everyone that isn't a 3 star.

>>715655205
at least you got some SSRs...

>>715655054
lol, lmao even, my Suzuka had a rating of 7,150 with only 12 wins until the URA finals and absolutely demolished the competition with no clock usage
you just have to believe in your umas harder next time anon

>>715654368
just 1 kitasan will have the same result

>>715655196
He hacked

Not a bad run

>>715655196
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
UMA DELICIA

>>715655054
>5 speed cards on a late surging mile runner

>>715655054
>that support card selection
i think you need to learn how to play the game

>>715655196
>>715655382
>UMA DELICIA
>Brazilians eat monkeys and horses
Coincidence???

>>715655382
sopa de cavalo
uma delicia

Do they add new horces to career stories of old ones if it makes sense for them to interact?

>>715655054
>level 20 speed card
Replace that shit with uncapped power/stamina

Death to gachatroons

Life to gachastraights

>>715655585
shut up bitch

Death to you, specifically, the person reading this post.

>>715655654
thanks bro

Life to you, specifically, the person that read that one post

10 MINUTES LEFT

>>715655054
I'm assuming you're saving for Kitasan which is why you don't have this beauty in your selection.

>>715655654
Kill me, Pete.

>>715655381
>Less than 400 stam
Nice mile horse

>>715655743
oguri isn't a front runner, is she?

>>715655738
I have 50 pulls, it's basically already over for me.

>>715655843
no, she's either a Pace or Late.

>>715655843
Anyone can be a front runner if you want it enough.

>>715655654
God I hope so

>>715654267
>>fat tits
The only point against her

>>715655738
I'm scared

>>715655843
make her one

>>715655853
you win these.

Do you guys like NTR (Narita Top Road)?

is this game actually good?

>>715655930
Me too...

>>715655960
it's free and quick to see if you actually like it

>>715655960
the raising sim aspect in the career makes it fun, yeah. it's satisfying to train a good horse

tips on goldshi?

>>715655738
HOPE YOURE READY UMNIGGERS. THE BALANCE OF POWER WILL CHANGE FOREVER

>>715655947
I LOVE NTR (Narita Top Road)

5 MINUTES TO GO

mayano SEX gun

>>715656042
Very sad when your girl decides to not use any skills in 4 races and turns into glue however.

Slit your wrists gachaniggers

>>715655960
Roguelite raising simulator.
Dont like the genre? Don't play it.

>>715656131
at 500 wits this never happens btw

trainer issue

>>715656146
raising simulator poster, what's your favorite in the genre? i kinda want to get into monster rancher but i'm not sure how you play it without the disk drive stuff

>>715656171
I fucking hate this whore, she literally always tells me I'm lacking in the one exact stat I focus on

>>715656171
She had 400 wit, she just gave up I guess.

good luck to all of you, anons

>>715656261
You need more of it

>>715656263
Clearly she didn't have enough guts

STOP YOUR RACES

ITS HAPPENING, THE UPDATE IS GOING LIVE IN LESS THAN 3 MINUTES

thread's going so fast no one will realize that I've fapped to urara

2
MINUTES

TO MIIIIIDNIIIIIGHT

I'm honestly surprised this gacha actually has a fucking budget and voiced dialogue and scene animations for every character

>>715656131
Do an occasional wit training and aim for double circle speed/stam/power

>>715656320
I was attached, she got S aptitude strategy.

>>715656345
join the club fag, right after she won the URA, I impregnated her because she had winner genes

the people that did maintenance to the scouting the past 2 weeks are probably shitting their pants right now

>>715656345
YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKING HIDE?

>>715656345
She'll probably be 5 months pregnant before she realizes anyways

>>715656441
>>715656345
fuck off and also die

SHE IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>715656441
i know the image is slop but i like her eyes.

it's up

>>715656146
>>715656241
It's weird how little "raising simulators" there are

You guys ever played Princess Maker 2? It's not that different in the sense that you "train" your kid and depending on which work you give them they can go into different professions. You need to give them days off as well. I played that one on DOS way back when but it still holds up. Digimon World for PS1 is obviously a popular one.

Chao Gardens in Sonic Adventure I think are also popular due to a similar type of gameplay. The animals you collect from playing the game can level up your chao, then you put them in races/contests and their appearance will change as they "evolve" depending on what you feed them.

IT'S TIME

Death to all gachafag subhumans

wait it's a fucking split banner? lmao wtf

Can't you do fine with the Kitasan card actually?

>got her in a SINGLE TICKET
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

its up its up its up

KITASAN IS BLACK

>>715652519
based

GOTCHA

fuck I pulled on the wrong banner

>>715647256 (OP)
dude le epicc horsegirl she' gonna go to the mall and do something CRAZY
haha ha rad ar alart radar alart haha pegboy detectec
dude did you know after golpshid retired, he reallyliked BREEDING?? Haha you know cuz BREEDING? I want to take horsecockhahahaaha aha aha

lol

>>715656667
>>715656687
SHUT UPPPPPPP

>>715656667
HOLY BASED SHARE YOUR LUCK GENES

I'm gonna kill myself bros

Dia-chan's tits are WAY too big

FUCK OFF

Tried Matt career for the first time and failed spectacularly.

>>715653812
It's time!

>>715656692
I look like this and I say this

I love gachaslop, I got this and Satano Diamond

>>715656441
selphdestruct?

Got one copy in 20 pulls, and I have 8868 carats.
Should I keep pulling or just end it here?
I think next thing I would want in my account is just Tamamo Cross so idk if I should save to make sure I get her in the future or just dump everything on trying to get more copies of this card.

Umanewfag here.

So let me get this straight, pulling for the actual horses is not advised, but this support card that just came out is the ultimate meta pick for the next few years? Seems a bit odd to have this much power front-loaded isn't it? What exactly makes this card so OP relative to every other release that follows?

>got it on the first roll
get raped losers

>use in career to get skills like Iron Will
T-Thanks Diamond...(please die)

time to get our dupes luckchads, now that copy 1 is out of the way

hello????? rateup where????? hellooooooo

Not a single one from 20000 karats.
gg bye

yeah, with 20k carats i got only one SSR and that was Fujin, about what i expected. Lots of SR dupes though at least.

>x2 kitasan and x2 satono in 110 rolls

Should I save the rest or should I pull all of it? Do I really need more?

Its fucking over
Sweep Tosho not even MLB

OOOOH I GOT IT YEAHH!!

DON'T ROLL FOR KITASHIT

>2 satono diamonds in 200 pulls
Bricked account...

30 pulls in, 1 super creek 0 kitasans

O… Owari da.

>get 6 SSRs from 200 rolls
>only 1 Kitasan
this game is shit

First roll luck

>>715657072
lmao

>only had enough for 20 pulls because i didn't care to save up
>pulled 4 fucking SSRs that weren't kita
what

NO KITASAN
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

>>715656997
got 3 of this one though, that any good? also got like 5 SR amazons so could MLB her

Did I do good for only having 6k carats saved? I got Biwa trainee first 10 pull a couple days ago btw.

>30k carats
1 Super Creek (now 2lb)
1 Fine Motion (now 1 lb)
1 BAKUSHIIN (now 1 lb)
1 El Condor Pasa
1 Kitasan Black + the one I just pitied
How'd I do sisters

I won

>>715657218
reroll

>>715657093
Well jokes on you I got 3 star Tosho from rolling for Kitasan

>>715657242
>mambo card instead of real mambo
no you didn't

welp, not a single one in 200 rolls
not sure if I should roll the remaining 6000 crystals away or just wait for the re-run

10K left and no kitasan yet...I'm afraid, unironically.

>>715657093
I don't even have a single dupe for Sweep Tosho lmao

>>715657261
The only characters I want are Tamamo and Manhattan and they are months away so I might as well spend all my horse shekels on the imba card

>4 SSRs in 8 rolls
>3 of this slut

OK GOOD START GOOD START

so what does affinity do? increase what you get from your sparks?

Now 2 more

>>715657386
go ahead and laugh

>>715657413
bro...

I used all my luck getting 4 SSR trainees in 3 rolls last week

>>715657386
i sure am going to laugh

>>715656813
what the fug

So this is the power of Kitasan....

>>715656069
Power, I like see right through you to not get stuck

>>715657520
what the fuck

Now what

>>715657386
Are you sure you rolled on the right banner bro?

Is MLB SR Aoi Kiryuin any good

>Only one Kitasan
>No Biko/Suzuka/Sweep dupes
Ingots when?

110 pulls, 1 SSR, 0 Kitasan.

>>715657550
wait 6 months until sparks are in so you can actually use it

>>715657520
>its real
what the fuck

Bros ...

Is this good?

Somehow cygames gacha always follow the same bullshit where they give a lot of currency, but the gacha itself just throws random SSR trash at you as the rate up is more of a suggestion than a genuine rate up. Meanwhile FGO is the complete opposite where you rarely get SSRs but when you do it's like an 80% hit rate. I would personally like to hit rate up more than just get a bunch of rainbow throwaways.

>>715656884
It depends entirely on how you want to play.
Do you want to try hard in PvP events?
Do you want to just get participation rewards in said PvP events?
Do you not care at all about PvP events?
Because the game doesn’t get any harder than it really is right now.

>>715657261
supports make the horse, nonny
although i am autistic enough to want every girl to unlock their 3 star race outfits so now that i own a lot of SRs i am going all in on dupe uma rerolls

Did I win? Or do I need a 5th?

>>715657585
>>715657536
not even her final form

>>715653812
I DIDN'T GET A SINGLE KITASAN FUCK ME

I did 160 pulls and didn't get a single one

>>715656548
>You guys ever played Princess Maker 2?
Yes. Played a couple of runs just before starting Uma. PM3 is great too. 5 is a much longer game but pretty cool for that reason as well. PM1 is pretty neat for a first try, and it's got the biggest adventure map too.

Is it at least a good card?

>140 pulls
>0 kitasan
i quit

Alright faggots here you go your friendly neighborhood payfag is here to save you, follow before normal people find it
573639639621

>>715657649
Wait for the free uncap item to come out unless you’re okay with whaling another 30k jims pontentiay.

>>715657550
reroll

>>715657756
no

>>715657692
>>715657737
>>715657757
well? now what?

>>715657649
send id trainer NOW

>>715657771
When is that coming?

>>715657792
back to the reroll mines

When does Tachyon come out

get fucked reddit

2 SSR in 200 pulls
1 Silence Suzuka
1 Satono Diamond
2 Sweep Tosho

It's literally fucking over.

Tachyon says trans rights :3

Please tell me if any of these SRs are good. Or if the Satono SSR with 2 LBs is any good before I bash my head against a wall

>>715657770
Thanks, Anon

>16k~ karats
>2x Kitasan 2x Tamamo
Now I'm broke. Is TamTam card good?

>>715657770
how much did you shell out

mambo spotted in event concert intro

>>715657770
based money haver

>>715657770
BORROWGODS ARE STAYING STRONG

>>715657886
>all those SRs
>not a single sweep tosho dupe
lmaooo

>>715657792
If you didn't pull her you uninstall the game. There is literally nothing worth sticking around for you lost and cant do anything. You will never ever win anything since everyone else playing will have her maxed out.

>>715657824
It came with JP Half anniversary, so should be ~4 months at this pace.

So can somebody give me the quick rundown as to why I want 3 copies specifically
I don't need an extra copy THAT bad, do I...?

so whats thia game like can you main one horse or is like doaxxvxvx or whatever where youre expected to farm and pay for everything for everyone or just get left behind how bad is the pay2play/pay2win

>>715657873
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/filename/dnb/filter/text/

Kek, reroll time. It gives you around 11k gems so...

Total gachanigger death

YES

I've been uncapping cards for 13 minutes

>>715657886
Flash good, Kingu good, Cafe good, Digitan good, Bourbon good, Marvelous good.

>Didn't get it
>Look at friend list
>Payfag with lvl 50 Kitasan
I will take that

>>715658035
kek

>>715651584
EZ

>spent all my karats
>got one (1) barely usable SR (mayano top fun)
It's over there is no more will to put up with this game

>>715657770
Appreciate you bro

>>715657997
nevermind on this, im seeing card collections with number go up on the side, im out.

>>715657770
how much? not judging just curious

>>715657770
fuck richfags I still followed tho

I used up all my rolls and managed to get 1 (ONE) single Kitasan

>>715658020
Post ID before I kill myself

satono diamond looks like a bird

I got SSR bakushin

2nd pull you stupid fucking bitches you said it couldn't be done

>>715657770
thank u haru fren

>>715658187
why are there no bird girl games

>>715658180
231 558 680 671

>>715657979
I said fuck waiting 4 months and got the 5th copy in 2 multis kek I win

>have a friend with a MLB kitasan
thank you based whale

Rolled 1 Kitasan in my first 10 pull, then none in other 110 pulls.

Talk about peaking early.

>>715657906
3 big packs, better than I was expecting to have to shell out I got lucky

>>715657072
No, my joke!

I got 3 copies with 80 rolls, do I keep rolling?

good riddance, shouldve played jp

Bros save me I'm looking at my wallet the fomo is fucking with my brain

Sex with Teio's bellybutton

>>715657770
Thank you, king. Perhaps the only reason I won't drop this game

>>715658279
yes, with ur luck ull max it out

>>715658241
Godly pull.

>>715658253
EXPLODE
and thanks

>>715647256 (OP)
what if i fed her glue

>>715658201
>>715658241
>>715658279
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>715658253
based

>>715658286
just hang around the threads, you'll find someone to leech from that's what i'm doing

>>715658130
A wise decision

>>715657443
fall short on what ? for pvp i get it but right now i'm playing at my own pace and got two umas their URA trophy

>>715658281
I will not be putting any money into this game if this is real.

HOLY FUCK

I didn't even get one, how can I like...print billions of carrots so I can roll more?

>>715658286
Just follow a whale and you don't have to spend a dime. Not like you can use duplicated support cards in this game.

>new SSR
>Satono Diamond

>>715658440
HAPPY KAMU KAMU

>>715658430
>bro just follow a whale and borrow their maxed Super Creek, Fine Motion, Kita in your 1 slot

AHHHHHHHHH MAMBO WHEN

>>715658286
There's literally a whale with money who posted a max dupe Kitasan in this very thread, why not just follow and leech idiot

>>715658429
Even if you print billions of carrots you still won't get one
t. lucklet who is now poorer

>>715658393
See, that’s the funny thing about the first several PvP events, your speed and and power don’t matter, they’re hard stamina and strategy checks, and 99% of people playing don’t understand how stamina works whatsoever.

>15k gems
>1 Kitasan
>1 Off rate up SSR
I still got 10k gems but there is no way I can fully limit break it. I rather keep my gems.

>Check friend list
>everyone now has a kitasan black

STOP MOCKING ME

I managed to get two Blacks, two El Santos, and a Seiun Sky.

>>715658430
>>715658374
Yeah I know I can borrow the cards, but I assumed that wasn't optimal since having one myself and then borrowing a different uncapped max level card was much better

what even happens to the duplicate R cards when you already have max uncap?

>>715658429
same, it's over for us

favorite song? for me, it's endless dream

>Not only didn't get SSR Kitasan
>Didn't even get R Kitasan
Total Brickening

which one of these SR's is best? want to know which i should spend my currency on to level first

It's over

>>715658540
They go into storage and you can convert them into horsehoes which you can buy a few things with.

>>715658514
>I rather keep my gems.
for what? the next good banner is in december

>>715658540
they will forever sit in your inventory laughing at your shit luck

>>715656345
mods kill this nigger immediately

3 tenners away from reaching pity without a single rate up ssr, crazy.

>>715658503
ah i see, i don't really touch the pvp side of this game i just focus on training the umas

FUCK I had to reroll and just got 2 Kitasan, 1 Gold Ship and Smart Falcon. Do I just keep this one and spark the third one?

>>715658506
thanks tachyon. they're extra strength right?

>>715658540
you convert them to cleats

kita!
6th pull of 10
got 2 other SSRs

>>715658575
sweep tosho, then manhattan cafe, iirc.

>>715658575
Manhattan and Amazon are both good

>>715658364
Don’t worry you can add me fren I’ll share my maxed out blacked card with you heh
720293748394

I FUCKING DID IT
All it cost me was $500

Man I really should've continued rerolling when I hit LB1 Fine Motion. I'm gonna miss fucking swinging Maestro because I dont have Creek

My luck was actually exactly the same as the website version, scary

>>715656345
omg you just le masturbatederino to le wholesomerino whorsegirlrine r/uma sisters lets le downvote this post with angry reaction imagerinos

>>715657770
Thank you as well

>>715658696
thanks king

>>715658703
should have bought a real horse or a real girl

f2p 227 pulls. gonna grind the ever living fuck to get the last uncap

>>715658703
Thanks for keeping the server alive friend

>>715658575
The magician hiding under a bedsheet

>>715658485
why do the matikanes have such cute designs

>150 rolls
>not one single Kitasan
>not even a fucking single satano diamond
i'm done with the game... 4k of those carats were even paid because i bought the rookie packs.
No way am i rerolling, i poured too much time in building up my horse harem to just throw it all away.
I'm quitting, who had the bright idea of a pity system that require you to pull 200 fucking times just to get a copy.
I'm going back to Zenless Zone Zero, insane to think that a fucking Mihoyo game has a better pity system.

>>715658570
For songs not in global: we are dreamers, for songs in game: brilliant phantasia

>>715658575
the one you just showed is really good for power, also level the witch one on the right

I'm following a whale (or luckgod) with MLB so I'm just gonna use that as a cope and keep trying on the banner,

So this is the power of Kitasan

>220 Pulls
>0 Kitasan, just the pity
It's so fucking over

>>715658770
I have money, this is less than half a paycheck for me.

It's OVER

>>715658703
>$140 and 20k free carrots
Kneel

>>715658830
Holy shit

Cant wait for all the poorfags to crash out after not pulling her. Imagine saving up since launch only to burn all your shit on a jpeg you didn't even get that everyone says is the single most important thing in the game.

>>715658852
giwtwm, 500$ is basically my entire paycheck

>>715658830
wow

how does this look

My account is bricked, go on without me.

>715658867
stop posting this bait

This is what I got with 20k, i'm satisfied with this result

that was the WORST fucking luck I've ever had in a gacha in my life
200 pulls
TWO SSRS
NO KITASAN

>>715658806
RETARDGOD, there is an anon you just gave his trainer id with a maxed Kitasan, be a functional human being and borrow

>>715658867
Princess Connect bros...it's so fucking over again

>have two accounts
>save 30k+ on both of them
>plan to keep whichever one pulls better on kitasan
>roll both of them down to 0 carats on this banner
>both accounts pull one FB, one SC and one kitasan (2 incl pity)
now what

>First one 100 pulls in
It's over...

uncap your shit anons

I'm going back to FGO, at least I get rateup servants in it compared to this garbage

>>715658990
I HAVE ANOTHER ACCOUNT WITH A MAXED OUT SUPER CREEK HOW THE FUCK DO I CHOOSE BETWEEN THE TWO

>>715658830
Is this the most successful a modern gacha release has been in the west? I don't remember even Genshin or that other Mihoyo one getting this much attention at release

Time to unveil our secret weapon

Open slot in /v/ma.
First one that replies with their ID gets in.

>>715658967
fck you, I got nothing for that amount

>>715659065
wheres the multi-uncap option?

>>715659083
You lost when you made a new account

>The game is just cards, the pulling of horses is almost window dressing
This is literally pain
How do people play these gachas?

>>715659182
witlessGOD...

not bad for ~150 pulls, not sure if I can grind this out but I'll try. Got a few other SSRs too

>>715659216
severe autism, of course

Blue archive status?

>>715659216
Japanese salarymen have nothing else in their lives.

>>715659182
No i meant i have another follower with a maxed super creek
I can only borrow one friend card ffs

>>715659216
THIS card is too important to ignore, you can roll for Umas just fine later.

>>715659235
I have the guts to display my witlessness

>>715658938
>Super Creek, Fine Motion and Kitasan
Fuck you

>>715657056
If you don't max kitasan you have wasted 100 rolls

>>715659216
The cards are how you make shit characters like Urara win

>>715659262
IT'S STILL GOING UP, ALREADY AT 85K

>>715659262
>getting a new peak TODAY
holy shit

If you dont have Kita just remember that you are a better person that spent your karats on pulling cute 3d girls instead of a fucking jpeg

170 pulls and no kitasan, now I've exhausted every avenue of carat I can get and gotta earn 4500 more in the next 2 weeks just to get 1 of these things. Feel like I just unlocked hard mode.

>>715657597
Yes

lmao is ANYONE rolling for the other banner ???
remember you can get actual horses from it

>>715659352
but i didn't even get the girl i wanted

Should I reroll? I only got one.

its over...I feel like shit

>>715659321
jp version apparently has a item that lets you choose what card you want to dupe that will come to global eventually.

>>715659401
ayyy you got air shakur! keep that account

>>715659352
Who draws for Kita? Just get a friend with a full uncap and use that lol

>Got one copy and had enough to get the pity one
I'm pretty happy, I got so many capped SR's now its surreal.

>>715659395
I already have both of the girls in there and I don't care for the outfits even though I know they have different skillsets

>>715659128
Raise your irl luck status, nigga

>>715659456
Is that a Gu

>disassembling shitter R SR SSRs for cleats to buy more tickets
please... i'm desperate... just one more copy and i'll consider playing...

So I've done 5 rerolls. And I didn't get a single Kitasan. On the last account I got 3 Satono. This can't be RNG.

>>715657261
You can save up star pieces for trainees

>>715659526
you can do that?

>>715659567
enhance > support cards > storage

>>715657386
Good, guts is most important stat

Yeah that will help

>>715659262
>That steam peak
Crazy to think this happened because JP players shilling the kitasan card as the ultimate support card for the game

>>715659546
I thought you only got star pieces from trainee dupes

>>715657770
>got two copies of Kitasan and can uncap it over time
>got so many new SR cards and dupes
>Get to follow the thread whale for a maxed Kitasan for free
Yep I won

>>715659526
HOLY FUCK I ACTUALLY HIT THANK YOU CYGODS

So...even if I get Kitasan it's better if I just borrow an uncapped one from a friend?

where were you when this game beat Call of Duty

>>715647256 (OP)
Why does this thing look like a troon in the anime?

I got 4 copies of a card I already had MLB. Fuck you Daiwhatever the fuck your name was, I didn't even get that many SRs because of you

>don't have Super Creek
>only got 1 Kitasan
My account is so bricked it's unreal

>>715659262
Absolutely insane

It took 151 rolls but I finally have one copy. One of the less satisfying gacha I've pulled from for sure, all of this for a card you equip on your character.

>>715659692
in my man cave

>>715659702
male horse

>>715659681
Yes, you can uncap your own later with a duping item coming in a future update

Whats this reroll thing how do i do that? How do I know if i should or shouldnt do it? Been playing for like 3 weeks.

>>715659692
>banana

>suddenly changes outfits
HOW DID SHE DO IT????

>>715659216
It's really just this particular card. And think of it like this, part of why people want this card so much is so that they don't have to roll for cards again in the future lol

>>715659409
You should feel like shit. This is the most important thing in the entire game for multiple years and if you don't get her you are just fucked.

>>715659707
shut the fuck up

>>715659761
reroll is resetting your account

you know I don't really care too much that I didn't get the card until pity... but I really wanted to start rolling for umas
now I gotta save another 30k in the next 4 months I guess

>>715659772
>exposed bellybutton
rape

>>715659692
>Has to compare niche horse girl gacha to the top of the gaming world to make it seem small
You lost and you didn't even realize it lmao

>>715659781
Yeah same I ain't rolling for autistic cards again lol

Time to save for Halloween Rice Shower if I'm still even playing this kusoge by then

>>715659707
>>only got 1 Kitasan
FUCK YOU

>>715653410
Oh God they're all retarded.

>>715658616
there's not enough time to save that much until then though

How many copies of Sweep Tosho do you need for it to be good?

>>715659772
That part is so cool

>>715659853
based Manhattan Cafe roller

>>715659102
Genshn was for sure bigger but this is probably and easy number 2 imo. I think it's gotten even more attention than Mihomo's other gachas

>>715659896
I saved 15k in two weeks

>Only 1 Kitasan from pity
>Wasted 70 additional rolls on it
When... when is the next rate up?

>single copy of sweep tosho
>On copy 7 of SR Eishen Flash

>>715659883
>>715659813
1 isn't even good enough the hell are you on about? 1 may as well be 0

>>715656884
Strictly speaking nothing actually makes Kitasan "meta" besides skills and versatility. She has an absurdly high "training participation" rate which makes her consistently participate in training and provide her bonuses. But the actual bonuses she provides aren't the highest possible. She just gives them consistently.

What this means, basically, is that she's the easiest card to use, but she doesn't have the highest ceiling. True meta doesn't need her because there are other options that provide higher bonuses, but less reliably - which just means you need to play the game more in order to get a lucky run where their bonuses DO kick in.

>>715657886
I just pick whatever I can get the most levels with

did i do well

>>715659954
because of the release celebration events and the basic missions
you certainly won't be getting this many resources starting next week

>>715659913
2 diamonds, so 3 copies

>>715659913
Sweep Tosho is especially good because it has a "Charming" event (you can raise friendships faster) so a basic one is already good.

Check here to see the event:
https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/20023-sweep-tosho

>>715658830
>It's real
So we were actually hiding our power level this whole time with those 50k daily?

>>715659704
Cute Marvelous

I am satisfied

>1 Kitsasan in 160 rolls
I did not know it was going to be this bad.

>>715660048
>only got one diamond
FUCK

SOMEONE STOP KITA-SAN
BA BROS, WE CAN'T LET HER GET IT TO 6 DIGITS!!

it's only 4pm on the west coast, Commiefornians are logging in soon

>>715660004
With one you can at least borrow until we get the universal uncap items and slowly work your way to max limit break. At 0 you are making no progress.

STOP CALLING BA A FLOP

>>715660187
>With one you can at least borrow until we get the universal uncap items and slowly work your way to max limit break
Sure but I also don't have another top tier card like Super Creek so I'm fucked. I'd rather have a Super Creek and 0 Kitasans than 1 Kitasan and 0 Super Creek like I do now.

>Use all rolls
>Don't get Kitasan
I still have other high level speed cards, its not really a big deal

I NEED CARROTS


NEW EVENT WHEN

>>715660249
100% it will drop to 30k max after this banner

>>715659781
I'm a newfag to the game but what even makes a card desirable?

WAIT A SECOND
i just finished a gold ship career and she didn't restrict training once

>>715660303
bro... they just added the new event...

>>715658696
>G+ Gold Ship on whale account
based

>>715659102
No, Genshin was definitely bigger.
Probably wouldn't be if it came out today though, since people are not locked in their homes due to Covid anymore.

>>715659913
I rolled 3 of them when I started, I got 3 more now.
977650653143

Just did cleat exchange for 2 SR tickets, pray for me umniggers

>>715660308
it was averaging 40k before this. Say about 10k drop the game after not getting Kitasan, I think you're right.

>failed 10% chance rainbow training with Kitasan
Bad omen

>>715660452
I bet on Nothing

go borrow it you f2p spreadshitter plebs

>>715660452
I got the make debut shit by accident

Is this good enough?

I suppose you can't use 10 tickets at once for a guaranteed SR, right?

>60 rolls
>4 agnes digital strength
>1 sweep speed
>1 agnes tachyon wit
yeah I'll just stop right here and uninstall.

>>715660417
u were already my friend
glad you MLB it.

IM GONNA BUST A NUT

why should I have to think when playing

>Front runner straightaways activates at the end of the race
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TOP GUN YOU STUPID SLUT YOU WERE NOT MEANT TO COME IN THIRD PLACE!

>>715660629
So this is the power of Kitasan

is the Satono card at least decent?

Why are all the shitty SSRs lumped together with the banner SSRs? Why do they do this?

>>715660713
fuck you that's why

>>715660558
where is kitasan?

>>715660710
It gives you Iron Will, one of the worst skills in the game.

>>715660713
>Why do they do this?
you know exactly why, to make you spend more

>>715660558
lol

uninstall the game and stop making /v/ threads kitasanlets

Took my very last bit of carats, but I pulled her at 91 pulls. this fucking horse better be worth it

>>715660558
With Vodka, 6 SSRs, and the high SR count it's definitely fine to keep. I've rerolled much better, but I also ended up taking something debatably worse (7 SSR but they're worse and fewer SRs)

>>715660812
why? i have a bunch of uncapped SRs now and i got whale niggas on my friendslist

I'm fucking bricked bros, no kitasan what the fuck

I rolled 100 times

>>715660578
I'm still hoping I can get 1 more Kitasan, but honestly I got lucky with SR and other SSRs too. Got Swep, one more copy of Fine Motion, 2 Manhattans, one more Flash, 3 Mayanos, 2 more Aois and already had 2. I was considering quitting earlier today but it seems that the game has my ass hooked.

>>715660812
nah

>whale I kept borrowing max super creek from changed to max kitasan
it's that easy I guess I'm gonna miss that creek though

>>715660905
Why would you quit?

>>715660713
In hopes u use the real SSR card, ur credit card

>>715660904
one more roll. your odds are better for kitasan if you don't do a 10 pull.

>>715660986
this game is shit without good cards, it's not rocket science

How many more jemmies do we get over the course of this banner? I'm 150 away from my next spark

>KTSN BLACKED in first 10 pulls
give it to me gay, fellas, what are the chances of farming the event and getting at least 2 more?

>>715660713
But Sanoto is cuter than Kitasan

100 pulls. 1 SSR.

But at least it was her.

My luck is awful though

>>715661061
about tree fiddy

Got my 2nd Kita on my last pull, 160 pulls total.

>both banner cards twice
bretty good for 12k

ALERT NIGGERS
If you have SRs or Rs you dont care about you can convert them for Scout tickets. 1 SR can get one scout ticket and 5 R can get a scout ticket you can only do this 2 times for SR and R. 4 total tickets

>>715661157
I hope your balls explode

>>715660986
Because this game is already taking too much of my time, and without good cards it would just be miserable.

>>715661042
How is it shit?

>>715661042
>winning runs just fine without kitasan, have a roughly 50% team trials win rate
>she releases
>"If you don't have kitasan you'll never be able to compete in high level pvp!"
this is the problem with like half of the people posting in these threads

>>715661172
what about SSRs I don't care about?

>>715661191
you get stuck at B+ rank for your UMAs

>>715661227
Same thing you only gotta convert one for the 2 tickets. Still 2 ticket limit, but it has to be a dupe SSR

>>715647256 (OP)
Is this decent or good for her?

>>715661323
those stats are what she needs but making her into a pace chaser is probably a mistake

>>715661323
sexually?

>>715661323
nope, it's ass. reroll your account.

>>715661279
Sounds fine. I've been having fun with Career.

>>715661172
>a ticket that gives you 1(ONE) roll

>>715661209
every single person that acts like that is someone that is trying to justify their insane spending and people that got tricked into believing them

>>715661385
I'm going end closer

>>715661417
good for you, I did like 100 career runs and it gets annoying getting fucked by shit rng and having shit bonuses from cards

>>715661450
hey six more pulls is six more pulls

1 - is this game worth playing?
2 - if it's gacha like, do you have to do rerolls or any extra stuff to get a good start, or can you play blind without wasting resources?

>>715661450
Let me guess, you need more?

>>715661508
1. its free
2. game has inbuilt reroll because its mandatory

>>715660812
Already did

>>715661508
NO IT'S OVER
IF YOU DON'T HAVE KITASAN IT'S UNPLAYABLE
ALL YOUR UMAS ARE GETTING SENT TO THE RAPE-GLUE FACTORY

>>715661508
It's free, no you don't it's just retards shitposting or genuinely brain dead people

>>715661546
>2. game has inbuilt reroll
you don't know what that means

>>715661476
Nice. I've done like five so far, so it'll take a while until I get fed up. And when I do I'll switch to other games – and come back when they release alts for my favourite horses.

>>715661615
neither do you it seems

>get 3 SSRs in one 10 pull
>none of them are Kitasan
>all of them are new, so can’t uncap any of the ones I already have
>do another 10 pull
>Satono
Goddamn it

>>715661508
>is this game worth playing?
Yes, unless you have a life
>do you have to do rerolls
Normally, no. Right now, absolutely.

>>715661653
>and come back when they release alts for my favourite horses
I kneel whalechad

>>715661670
deleting your account isn't "inbuilt reroll" you dumb gorilla nigger

>>715661729
They streamlined it with a tutorial skip and single button account delete. It's very intentional. Most games take much much more than 2 minutes to re reroll an account.

>>715661805
re re reroll*

>>715661729
Are you retarded? The devs literally added a button to delete your account without deleting your progress (forced tutorial), they literally took development time to implement this. That's the LITERAL definition of an in-built reroll mechanic.

Are these SSRs good?

>>715660417
Sorry m8 but I'm never having sex with your Uma again, now I strictly use MLB Kitasan accounts.

>>715661918
motherfucking 3 blacks. Fuck you, man

>>715661172
While that probably has a better conversion rate, you also get carats for uncapping cards so if you're a completionist, you can uncap your stuff first then convert the extras

>>715661918
I'm going to fucking kill you.

>>715661918
Vodka, Fine Motion and El Condor Pasa are notable from the non Kitasan ones yeah

Got one on my first 10 pull, simply based

>>715662076
prove it

>>715662076
no proofs?