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>>531784536>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3* Alt), Gold City (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Double Career Drop>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount>TP Usage Halved>Daily Free Factor Reroll>Onsen Rate UpTachyon's Factor Research is currently underway
Main Story Part 2 Finale will be released on 7/22
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
>Design Your Island Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1kmCbUtdQap3YtXnnGRrdk-_Di3pXaATnJBrPACPQcAc/edit?usp=sharing
>EN ScheduleCurrent Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Tanukis)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
>turn 4
bros im about to go fucking hypersonic
The game is not the same with Kitasan...
long race with spots left, starting in 5 mins
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Since kitasan black dropped and I leveld most of my SRs I have never touched the recreation button again
PokkeGODS run this general
>>531797260Still looking for a club! Cheers in advance!
>>531798216Not going to get them. At most you can get one but might risk not getting Christmas Oguri
>>531799969Do the SR+ support card tickets have a fixed pool or should I hold onto them.?
>>531799991 (OP)Who is the horse on the right?
The anime made me cry again.
>>531800127GOD she is so fucking cool!
>>531800138>mask>huge titsSLUUUUUUUUUUT
>>531799975you have to wait until they add first person mode
>Measures your cum volume and its shade of white to determine your fortune
>>531800127how long until i can pull on these udders?
Why no one named a horse "umamusume" yet?
>last day
>fail 40% training
>-10 speed stam power
phew just made the cutoff.
It was a 2* speed
Is this the best general deck I have available? (borrowing Super Creek since my stamina cards are the weakest)
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
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What SR card should I use as my 2nd with card with Fine?
>>531800198Whatever that sad music theme that shows up in the game and anime always makes me feel
>he settled at 3lb
Anon they gave you 90 summons. You cna do mlb
What is the correct way to pick legacies? Found out auto is bad.
I spent too much on this stupid game ha ha
My last digit decides who I get with the ticket, if it's 0 I kill myself.
To all rerollers out there, it took me ~12 hours to get carats enough to spark. So, if you're rerolling and don't want to wait for half anni to uncap, get LB3, and play the game instead of aiming for a perfect MLB account.
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>>531800127It's that look upwards when the background first starts cracking. That is the I'm going to fucking murder you face.
>>531800138HOLY FVUARK BELNO DARK
>>531800369Ah, you too are easily emotionally manipulated by music.
i wasn't super interested in playing this game but then I realized their feet probably smell crazy after all that running
>No Fine Motion
>No Super Creek
>No Kitasan
>just my normal week 1 account
It isn't much but its honest work
>>531800461ANON BROKE THE BARRIAR NOOOOOOOOO
>>531800127There is no soul behind those eyes
Threadly reminder to never make ableist or racially insensitive jokes! People can feel very hurt!
>>531800328>playing STR UR Gogeta in 2025lmao
>>531800372I only have so much SAN
>10 (TEN) pace merchants
SAD!
>>531800127Please step on my face with your feet goddess.
Lads is there a guide somewhere telling me which stats are more important per trainee traits? And hopefully something that gives me an idea of how much of each type of support card to bring as well?
I've been bringing speed and power a lot and it's starting to seem redundant as speed training also trains power
After rerolling around 200 accounts, I can say with confidence that the pull rate of diamond is 3x that of KB, particularly when it comes to pulls with multiple SSRs. Absolutely do not spend money on this banner unless you plan to spark KB.
just unlocked air grove's outfit, love her tits
How did i do? My 2nd real try, i'm getting better
>>531800404I re rolled for 3 and decided to grind out the trophies had worse luck had to hit 200 for lb3 luck
I feel like i should reroll not because i don't have kitasan(in fact i have creek,fm and 2 copies of kitan) but due to my retardation about breeding wrong uma and shit.
>>531800293I-it will be in no time....
>>531800404Did you just do as many races as possible to get trophies? Iโve been just going through career mode a bit slowly so itโs taking me longer
>>531800341You can drop Vodka for Tazuna if you have power parents.
So the secret to Vodka was running her as a pace chaser all along. Also she should stop drinking after running....
>>531800780So you're telling your trainee to drink before running?
POLICE
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Looks better without her stupid luchador mask.
is there a list of umas ranked by shoe size? asking for a friend
>>531800724>about breeding wrong uma and shit.I'm still using the free cast you get from the start
is goo goo babies real or a meme
>>531800780>>531800870It's just barley tea, she's a dork.
>>531800879So much better. It's maddening.
Rudolf your jokes are bad....
>>531800396Well that wasn't so bad.
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long podium, and a bunch of A umas got styled on at least
>>531800279huh why is she 2d there
>>531800879That shade of yellow is pissing me off. Her casual clothes remind me of Mcdonald's large french fries.
>>531800138>berno blowjob in a dark shibuya alleyHOLY
>pvp is literally swinging maestro + professor of curvature procs
naruhodo
Which horse made the most children?
I love Mejiro Ryan and I'm tired of pretending I don't.
Mile GW next month.
Please make sure to have your Mile horses ready.
>>531801001ribbon schzero bricked the entire front half of the pack.
>>531800676Based hag lover
>>531800983what the fuck anon...
bros... just one stamina/power spark... please...
>>531800679LB3 is still usable. The account of that image I posted started out with an LB2 Kitasan, now LB3. Good enough for me.
>>531800763Kind of. I do know the estimated number of stats I need to start dominating optional races and still win URA so that's a factor.
>>531801001I blame the rice, maybe I should have taken my 1k wit one instead
>>531801086This game has GW too...?
>>531800879You mean boring.
She loses all personality and becomes generic without the mask.
>>531800127Intensity intensifies
I WANNA USE MY ROLLS BUT I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL CURREN CHAN UUUUGGHHHHHH
how many carats does the daily pack give
>>531801001anyone that lost to my fuku with a post-kitasan rebuild needs to reevaluate things.
>>531800930It's a real sentence said in game by Creek with no hint of irony
Trainer does babyplay with Creek
>>531801054Daiwa Scarlet got fucked like crazy by (me)
>>531801086Post a list of Mile horses so I know which ones to build.
>>531800983Your jokes are bofa
Lewd girl. Already fantasizing about having kids with me.
So how am I supposed to get more Umas if Iโm throwing everything at kitasan until I get to the spark
>>531800780I gave my late Vodka Riceโs ult, Rudolfโs ult and Zenskyโs ult and it was always fun seeing her ult and the three other ults popping off at the exact same time
>>531801306Senior spring triple crown bro?
>>531801237Did you just forget which company made this game or something
>>531801173I'm also fine with it got a max sweep in the process and maxed out almost every basic R card just gonna ride this out and chill
Now that the banner hysteria has died down, how did you do?
this one's me.
>>531801250This is why you reroll for Kitasan. After doing 200 rerolls and barely getting anything, you just realize you never wanna roll again
>>531801250When this bitch cumming?
>>531801334Is this allowed on a blue board?
>>531801345What happens when an uma uses someone else's ult? Do they use their own cut-in scene or the other uma's?
>>531800780I ran vodka as frontrunner her career is just very ez in general
How do the actual pvp modes in this game work?
>>531801334I need that Air Groove wedding ver
>>531801439it's decreased in power and subjected to a int check
>>531801389go home wise old man don't you got a bank to rob?
>>531801389Are you using osrs wiki to calculate your gacha odds...
>>531801374HAGliostro is better
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>>531801403'tis okay, I'm used to patience like in Grub, I just can't wait to roll...
>>531801404Sometime after Summer, which might be in maybe 3 months or so? Might be less.
>>531801238So you're saying no one cared who she was until she put on the mask?
>>531801501RNG dice rolls galore
FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
>>531801389I won the 40% coinflip and got one copy of kita+ the spark, if I got 0 id have genuinely quit the game since the pulls werent great in general
>>531801553it's the patrician's choice
here's my kitasan rate
Why would anyone marry his trainee when another attractive trainers are around?
>>531801615>amzonsex
>fujiSEX
>weekkill
>maruSEX
>dotoAAAAAAAAAAAA
>flashfrรคulein...
>>531801615>Eishin Flash>Meisho Doto>Summer Maruruzensky>back to backIM NOT GONNA MAKE IT MILKBROS.....
>>531801738aoi hands typed this post
>>531801738the BTC allure
if i want a 3 spark stam or power is my real option to just stack 5 of that card to ensure I hit 1100 each time? a borrowed MLB kishin is going to give me enough speed to survive the career right
did the wit gaslighters finally stop trying to trick newfags into maxing int?
>>531801731The only reason I'm not rerolling right now is that I got an MLB Sweep and some other fun SRs.
>>531800772wtf purpose does Tazuna serve?
>>531801857haha no, see previous thread
Im so sorry air groove my beloved i will be too broke for your banner...
>>531801857the 'cord is pulling back a little bit to decide their next raid.
when is mambo's banner? I need her
>60 pulls in Teio and McQueen banner
>0 3 star umas
My account bricked?
>>531801857UMA MUSUME
IS
WIT
GAME
>>531801857You FOOL. There was never a trick. Please just accepted ENLIGHTENMENT as the one TRUTH.
WITGOD has spoken
>>531801615I want to cum inside summer special week
>>531802010FAST SKILL FASTER AHHHH!
>>531801857>gaslighterswitmaxxing is going mainstream with great success even among casuals
>>531801984could be worse
I'm at 190 pulls with 1 uma
Anyone with a 1LB+ vodka i could borrow? :)
Please tell me that future MUST HAVE CARD PULL PULL PULL will be good enough at 1/2 copies. Please don't tell me it has to be mlb again.
>>531801721is this a cry for help or are you having fun, anon?
>>531801827the best tactic is picking a career on a unit that has a good unique to inherit and runs mostly miles/mediums in their career. you can grab a gold recovery at any point, both for good white sparks and to safely beat any long races in the career.
personally, i spark farmed with oguri. i ended up getting a 3-spark stamina while doing stadium rebuilds. i was completely content with my 7-spark legacy, upgrading to an 8-spark doesn't change a lot.
>>531801030muttsisters...
>>531801306>only 2 sets of crowns
they need to give 29k free jims so i can spark for eishin
did the PvP gaslighters finally stop trying to trick newfags into not using int cards for their CAREERs?
>>531802101almost like the whole wit thing idea is based around finishing CAREER, not to create PvP focused umas
>b-b-b-butshut the fuck up
>>531801238but enough about oguri
>>531801857I might consider making a nice nature with like 500 speed 1200 wit that just spams debuffs from the back for team trials
so what happens if you hit 1200 in a stat and keep pumping trainings into it? is it just wasted stats?
are we getting more freebies? I need 50 more pulls to spark kitasan
>>531802120We're good for a year bro.
We can just be comfy and pull for umas.
>>531800670PLEASE HELP I AM DOGSHIT AT BUILDING UMAS
>>531801615Really need Fuji Kiseki, Summer Maruzensky, and Meisho Doto
>>531802186That's what she's best at.
>>531801984Kneel. (I bought this pull using Google Play cards I bought on Amazon with Amazon Gift cards I bought using Bing points).
Which TWO cards should I use for a pace chaser?
>>531802227back to the trophy snipping you can do it bro.
Reminder that this general is full of witGODs so we will be rolling for MLB ssr Neicha in a few months.
>>531802227If they keep following the JP milestone schedule we should get a 3k carat gift next week.
>>531801827>>531802136i should clarify:
the reason you go for a career heavy in miles/mediums is because you can tackle it with an balanced stat approach and ensure you finish at 600+ on speed/power/stamina for a chance at 3-sparking any of them.
>but anon, power and stamina are bestbeggars can't be choosers. you'll be content with even a 3-spark speed to build into your first 7-spark.
Got Satono, umadachis. We're all going to make it haha.
>>531802270YOU CLICK NUMBIE
NUMBIE GO UP
how hard is that
>>531802228but i still need to pull for SR MLBs... What now?
>>531802270https://rentry.org/uma26
top link if you want indepth, for basics gametora
>>531802213She's just cruising through everything on cuteness alone
>>531802301TICKEZOOOOOOOO
>>531802213she's too fucking retarded
>>531802287>fellow Bing chadtrue genus
>>531802192Thanks. Already checked. There are a lot of Mejiro horses
>>531802383Pull on the super creek banner i assume
I also need 2 more sweep toshos and 3 more eishin flash
>>531801615>the amount of midriff on Gold CityI am cum
Is Winning Ticket a shit support? Its Guts. Instead of uncapping it to +1 should I sell it for Cleats to get Tickets?
>>531801125>Based hag loverhag lovers unite!
>look up the OST for Beginning of a New Era
>lossless
Fine... Also this song is fantastic, it kinda took me by surprise while watching the movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI-9qnTavCg
Thank god that awful wave of doberposting stopped.
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How do I reach this?
Should I become a witGOD?
An umamusume would never break into a trainer's room at night for clandestine activities, that would be extremely unbefitting of them
Thankfully the kind trainer is intelligent enough to open his door for her, isn't he?
Nice nature KEEPS EATING MY CLOCKS HOW DO I TRAIN THIS BITCH
>>531802213I wanted to put haro as main menu girl but then i wouldnt be able to see her walking in the lobby
>vodka ultra dyke boyish voice
>singing voice is childish high pitch
Wtf completely out of character
>>531802301>gets shafted by third place overtaking to first last ATTO SECONDLMAO
>>531802570It's barely even possible on the current version
Holy shit, just give me Air Groove already. How do I not have her yet.
Can red shift work with end closer or would it be too late for it to kick in?
>>531802447She's my 4 year old daughter and you're being mean
>>531802560>no titsnot my dober
For random events that don't give energy, what stat should i be mostly picking? Speed/Power/Stamina to reach the tresholds easier, or guts/wit because i don't train it?
>>531802584Would trainer-san get tricked into going to the Satono manor
Ah, so it turns out literally all you need is Professor of Curvature and Swinging Maestro. Everything else is a bonus.
>summer training
>double rainbow speed
>2% failure rate
>fails
This can't be happening
>>531800879I used to think polo shirts are like unwanted bastard children of t-shirts and button-down shirts. But El Condor Pasa rocks them really well.
>>531802194yea it says โin superb formโ and you get nothing
Junior umas best umas. I will protect their dreams!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HCTDkwNQi7c
>>531802213if she weren't cute then she would be a homeless, drug addicted, 5 monie prostitute. urara is cute-privilege.
>>531802535Uma overall has an extremely talented sound design team which is to be expected when you're half an idol franchise but everything sound/music related is vey well done even when it's not idol songs
>>531802750bro your Practice Perfect?
>need to train other horses to improve my teams for team trials
>just keep training my top favorites
I didn't know how to break the cycle
>>531801908Oh yeah seems I didn't see that post.
For the newfags. Wit above 500 or so basically does nothing. Your abilities will proc around 50% of the time at 200 int and 82% of the time at 500, if you go up to 600 int and they proc a whole 3% more at 85%.
Same goes for the rushed effect. The chance of not getting rushed or recovering from rushed barely changes at a certain point.
Wit is the absolute worst stat to max in the entire game because the diminishing returns are awful. You pretty much should view wit as a skip turn button when you aren't low enough energy to rest and no good training is available.
When's 6% rate gala banner? i get 1 SSR per 100 rolls on current rates...
>>531802526She'll be decent when we get the guts rework
>>531801501You get to choose 2 leagues
Graded League where everything goes and you can meet the lazy whale S rank Umas to outstat you (big rewards)
Open League where only up to a certain rank and below Umas can join (A+ and below) (not so big rewards)
You might think that Open League will be easier, but it's a trap, since you will encounter the highly optimized PvP Umas that make use of calculators to squeeze every single stat to the absolute extreme minmax.
The tryhard is so big they even try to get negative skills to lower their rank.
There's a website for it and everything https://umsatei.com/
So yeah PvP is serious autismo shit
Global is not ready for the shitshow of Champion's Meeting
Better start thinking about getting a good Mile horse
>>531802383You didnt get any at all in 200 pulls bro?
so with the selector ticket Oguri cap is my best bet if I wanna try spark farming?
>>531802302Holy fucking trvth nvke...
>>531802535https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qk4ZZzwe-A
This shit goes hard in RTTT.
Maybe I'm wrong, but isn't this Mile Suzuka actually pretty solid? Maybe a bit low on stamina and unique levels because I forgot about racing for a bit, but overall she seems really potent.
>>531801501see those useless debuff skills? well get ready to train 1 horse full of them
>>531802535I liked the song that played in the final climax it was kinda hard to find
My first A rank!
Total Maruzensky love
>>531802752That's not for you to decide
>>531802732Tricked? You could hardly turn down an invitation
No, you definitely could not turn one down
thoughts on running daiwa as pace? i can do front with shit skills or pace with decent skills
>>531803049>no S rank turf>no focus/concentration>738 power and 548 wit6/10.
I don't care about meta horses. Just give me summer horses
Fuck Chanmi
You're insane if you think I'm going to engage in that autism
>>531802109https://files.catbox.moe/m2r4r7.jpg
>>531803207pace is best strat
What's a good stam to aim for on a Mile horse for pvp
>>531802993>pretending that R support cards, 90% of what constitutes a roll, are usable in any wayYeah sure. That dude sucks so much Cygame dick, he has their name tatooed on his neck
>Achshually if you uncap your rares you'll find t-No. Stop talking. No one is going to waste fucking moneis leveling a shit card. It's not going to happen early game when monei is scarce, it's not going to happen late game when you already have a bulk of SRs
>>531802868damn I need more Tickets to gamble for Kita... I'm about to open my wallet but $80 probably won't get many pulls....
>>531803207career? just slap her on front
pvp? put her on pace
>>531803264post cards AHHHHHH!
>>531803264Holy shit, on the dot.
>>531802109Fat honses a cute
what strategy is best used for rudolf's unique skill? can pace work?
>Post a character
>"Not enough stamina lmao" responses
>Post a character with better optimized stamina
>"Not enough wit lmao" reponses
I CAN'T TRAIN EVERYTHING
>gametora makes no mention of white genes having increased odds of inheritance if they are in the parental lineage
>every google spreadsheet I've seen has "dude trust me bro" logic saying they do and links to jap datasheets
I thought this game was solved and we had 4 years of future sight?
>>531800127I wonder if the owners of the horse went to Cygames and said "give my uma big fucking tits and she can split the earth in two when she uses her unique ability!"
https://x.com/T_WONDER_H/status/1946356462219080065
Forever Young is gonna be racing some strong horses in America later this year.
>>531802570Witmax a sprinter like Taiki or Bakushin and try to get gold skills (MLK Kitasan, Creek, etc).
>kitasan gives practice perfect
Fine motion bros not like this....
>>531803316You can play the game
>>531803305seeeeeeeeeeeeeex with bros
>>531803406yeah it works, though she may run ahead before it even procs sometimes
>>531803454What is her fucking problem? No means no.
>>531802848>>531802186Read that. There is no reason to go above 500 wit for an ability build, even 400 int is fine for abilities, I think it's 77% chance to proc at 400. The difference from 900-1200 is probably 2% or something
>>531803364>>531803286pvp, doesnt pace invalidate her unique skill? or does it still proc if you bruteforce to the front in the last spurt?
>>531802839Didn't show up
>>531803406yes but will not get that much activated as with late
>>531802570>>531802652>barely possiblekek, absolutely not.
those stats aren't even good and it's a 12.5.
Redditship fucking sucks.
All in power and she is getting 5th place on starter races.
>"Just five minutes, and I'll have air groove ready for you"
>trainee event is A Beautiful Stress Relief Method
>this triggers within 30 minutes after I unlocked air groove's outfit
>>531803264So is Uma truly Wit game?
>>531803527Wrong answer anon
>>531803368This run was done a while ago, well before Kitasan came out and I rolled more supports. It's not exactly optimized.
>>531803527Ningen belong to Umaโs who chose them
guest legacies are so fucking strong, how are you meant to start the game without them
>>531802914That's the best I got so far for miles. I also have a speedcapped Grass Wonder with lots of deboofs
Hello bros, are there any general yellow skill tier list aside from the specific types you get (distance, style)?
Also are unique skills a must-have in PvP?
How Important is my horses mood?
Should I be prioritizing it over training?
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>>531803769the same way they started without them?
you run shitters, you get a 2*, you use it until you get another 2* and now you try to hit a 3*, then you try for another and wowie your numbers are going up
They shouldโve had a guest legacy event where you get 10 runs per day
>>531803791check this one bro
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY
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Jesus Christ her mother's an asshole
>>531803836+10-20% training effect respectively for good/great and I think for races it's +2-4% stats or something. You can click the mood icon to get the info. You ideally want to stay great always.
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>>531802150Step aside for the QUEEN.
Is MLB Satano better than MLB Manhattan or MLB Mayano? A-asking for a friend...
>start a run
>98% chance that your run is waste of time if you play perfectly since you are not getting 3* stam/power spark for it
>thats the moment you start the run, not even counting anything that happens during it
>best case scenario it takes a little bit over 20 minutes
>about 17 hours per useful Uma
>I'm probably extremely generous with 2% success chance estimate and its closer to 1%
>higher rate than gacha I guess
Are there any chances of global players managing to force the japs to make endgame fun or is it doomed?
>>531802810This much cuteness shouldn't be legal.
>>531803528Ok but if that was true why do the current jp builds have like 1500 wit instead of just leaving it at like 800?
>>531800127Get on her level, dacchis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFlTAclugJI
>>531804000Thatโs not Suzuka
>>531803951Yes actually, her stats are on par with super creek if not slightly better at each dupe level, her skills just suck
>>531804000Anon, you have the wrong thread. /bag/ is down the hall on the left.
So Narita just fucking cheats in Winning Tickets campaign huh? How the fuck does she have all D scores in the Satsuki Sho? I cant beat that.
>>531803458I already replaced my LB1 FM with MLB Event Wit Nature. Shit sucks.
>camwhores are streaming this game now
that's the sell signal, it's over guys wrap it up
Global is not ready for the GOLSHINATION that will be the first Champion's Meeting
>50 rolls
>2 Biwas
I think she likes me, bwos.
>>531803725Genuinely how?
>>531803207her unique operates a lot better as a pace. i only run her pace for pvp.
>>531803983>the only point of the endgame grind is to do it >"what are you going to do with 3* sparks? make more duh" this is the reason you're unhappy, stop just trying to mindlessly farm it and instead spend the time improving your time trials team and hitting 3*s along the way
Front Runner - Based
Pace Chaser - Cringe
Late Surger - Cringe
End Closer - Based
i gave in and used my trainee scout tickets
at least i have air groove and winning ticket now
>>531804157this was the event that made every jap start believing in end position and building golshits
Anyone have an MLB Super Creek that I can borrow?
>>531804148yes anon we know. vtubers have been streaming this game for weeks now
>>531804045>SquatsIs she trying to make my ass fatter? Is she trying to mold my body into her type???
I have never seen the anime. I haven't played the game and don't intend to.
I just came say that goldship is hot as fuck. I developed the attraction after seeing random 4chan posts and random twitter art/smut/porn years ago. She's tall, has white hair, is strong but still feminine. I also like the picture where she's in riot gear and has a girdle in her mouth. That all I have to say.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8384378?q=osakana_%28denpa_yun%27yun%29+gold_ship_%28umamusume%29+
>>531803268we deserved the 0.5
>>531804157goldshippursuingmcqueen.png
>>531801250WE'RE CLOSE. HOLD THE LINE
They fixed the thing where you could airplane mode on the acupunture event
The game checks for connection after making the choice so you can't cheese it anymore
>>531804279based coomchad
>>531804157It's debuffing time.
>>531804165Make sure she gets plenty of banana.
>>531804267No I mean camwhores 3D
>>531804281smooch correction
Do you treat your umas as wives or daughters?
>>531803268western artists are so garbage
>>531800127Fake news. Goldshi was never afraid of Gentildonna
>>531802914The first CM is Tokyo 2400 if global is following JP schedule.
>>531804225The thing is, there is no point in trying to touch my team trial team as long as I climb and until i can give them 18* parents. And well, I still climb, and I do not have 18* parents to focus on making something good, so neither of 2 possible reasons to try to build an Uma apply to my account at the moment.
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who will (you) be rollan?
>>531804165I had taiki come to me three times already, I mean I like that american horse so it's not bad but still..
>>531804438daughterwives, as man treated women for thousands of years until the past century
Where do the devs live? Im gonna beat them for making Winning Tickets races impossible and then having her cry her eyes out. This is bullshit.
>>531804271She's prepping you to become her personal plapped onahole and she has the strapon.
>>531804504Whenever I get stats like this I never get good skills
>>531804020Because powercreep makes it very easy to max out stats in the JP build. Look at the difference between a deck with an MLB Kita and one without a Kita, how much easier is it to get max speed with the Kita rainbows? Now the JP doesn't just have one Kita level cards in their Support decks. They have a deck full of Kita level cards and stronger.
>>531804279Given that Gold Ship is probably one of the least feminine horses and 90% of her art is also then overly masculinized for funnies, I think you might be repressing something...
>>531804521matikane armor'd, vampire rice and hishi amazon
>>531803983score chase, treat it like a roguelite and not an infinite grind
>>531804279I kinda forgot Osakana made stuff for Umas, I mostly remember him from all of his past Grub stuff from like the pre-2020s...
>>531799991 (OP)BUNNY HORSE GIRLS?!?!?!
i will now play your game
>>531804521I only roll for meta so summer Maruzensky will pick Seiun sky with a ticket down the line
>>531796435>post'emHow do costumes work? Like, since I got the alt. costume McQueen, is there a way to unlock her base costume?
>>531804205Train wit.
If your stam is full, pick the best non-wit training (or race).
If you have a good training (rainbow with lots of friends) and you're above 50% energy, pick that.
If your energy is below 50%, train more wit.
She didn't rest a turn in her career, lost exactly 1 turn to infirmary right before URAs.
>>531803224I said solid, not incredible.
How does Slipstream work?
This game is cool. Even no.6 favorites with inferior stats can win by ample margin
>burger hours
>fat posting
Mayano had sex with torena-chan all day so she was too tired for the hot spring
>>531801904Reduces energy consumption and failure rate
Guaranteed mood up the first time you click her
Dates give stats, mood up, guaranteed debuff heal (you don't need to click the rest button with Tazuna)
Doesn't take up card event space so your SSR chains get a higher chance to finish
>>531803268Mmm, fuck it. That's kinda hot.
>>531804521It will be daijobu, we're all gonna make it
>>531803238I'll just treat it like I do normal pvp and try it without going full metafag
>>531804675Score chase is not possible without having good parents to actually give you a base to """"score chase"""". either. And roguelite element does not apply as game does not offer any consistent form of progression, 98% or 99% of the runs do not carry over any progression to the next run since you didn't get 3* spark.
>>531804775They're separate for now, but later you can change between costumes you own for cosmetic reasons
>>5318033051100 speed 1100 stam 1100 power
>>531804521>Inari One never...Narita Brian or Hishi
How long until Almond Eye?
>>531804934roguelites aren't about meta-progression they're about having fun doing the runs lol
>>531803581pace gets an accel/speed boost
for a front runner to trump a pacer they need 2500 speed which is above the hard cap
>>531805023ten thousand years
>>531804521Narita Taishin and Fuku alt
>>531804910>2 horses a monthIt will most definitely, 100% not be daijobu
>>531805002choose your Inari One
>>531805023She's not actually even out in JP yet. She'll likely be playable at their 5th anni, so basically 90000000 years in global
>>531804685I think she actually does groom (you) subtly in her campaign and marks (you) as her property by Valentines.
>>531804494She has been known to have an aggressive temper when anyone she doesn't like gets near her personal space and kids.
>>531804157why would i run gold shit when i can just tachyon through?
Suzuka is so risky to play but I want her to be my best honse...
>>531804045Bitch stop counting the same number over and over
>>531804020Even back in URA Days you wanted INT on everything except Long where you just couldn't afford to invest very much because of the extreme stamina needs because of how much INT influences besides just skill activation, but if your deck isn't super powerful you might not be able to really swing it until Aoharu.
>>5318050230 just play on jp server
>>531805120>franchise about cute horses>make them all edgy and boyishcomplete garbage
I want to make a pace chaser Maru but the best I can do is C. How much of a penalty would I get?
>>531804521ideally the triangles would be circles but I have to be somewhat realistic at least skipping kitasan gives me a head start
>>531805195Work harder Tranier-kun if you're soft on yourself you won't get anywhere.
>>531805258pray for 2x Pace Inspiration
>>531804386why not just pull now, get a better deck, and make the grind a bit easier? you even get carats for support uncapping.
Fuck the winning ticket campaign and double fuck the king halo campaign that one is just stupid.
I did it. I swiped my credit card.
>>531801054Special Week with 1236 children, look it up
>>531805150I want the gorilla horse so bad...
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>My first 9* spark
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
>>531804939>later you can change between costumes you ownSo, I'd still have to roll or craft the base costume to unlock her?
>>531805052>be you>have fun doing run>iq is 66>be me>run is miserable, barely surviving to ura with the worst horse>she rolls a good blue spark after dying in the ura finals>elated joy>114 iqwe are not the same
>>531805418explode
congratulations
>>531805335Because I wanna see the 30000 and screenshot it before getting 0 SSRs
>>531805305I donโt think this horse has the best intentions for me
h-hang on arenโt I supposed to be the one ordering the training for her instead?
>>531804521I think I'll be okay
Does anyone have 9* stamina? Give me your ID i beg you
>>531805418put it on your profile and post the ID NOW
>>531804775>hasn't potential 3'd his oguringmi
>>531804795Description (in-game): Slightly decrease wind resistance when following directly behind another runner.
Description (detailed): If another girl has been right in front of you for at least three seconds, your speed will slightly increase
Supports (hint):
Ines FujinSweep ToshoDaitaku HeliosInes FujinSweep ToshoDaitaku Helios
Rarity: Normal
Other versions:
In the Right Place!
Activation: Wisdom check
Base cost: 160
Conditions:
infront_near_lane_time>=3
&accumulatetime>=10
Show conditions in the viewer
Base duration: 3 s
Base cooldown: 30 s
Effect: Increase Target Speed (0.15)
https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills
i've found it actually procs a fair amount on pace/late.
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Bwos wtf, her titties are out...
>>531802584>>531803179If Dia-chan was at my door I would open it without any pants or underwear
>>531803438How strong is this 'Games Journalism' horse?
>>531805465might want to invert those scores buddy
best part of unlocking the outfits is being able to actually enjoy the umas when they get to concerts without the basic ass defaults
Asmongolds dad is sick so that's why he can't play much uma... send prayers for asmongolds dad.
>>531805345okay Rudolf, whatever you say
>>531805465If you canโt beat URA finals after rolling support cards then sparks are not whatโs holding you back anon
>>531804521...can't let it go. How much until Inari One?
Vodka's flask is empty why does she keep acting like she's drinking from it
>>531804020Because it's not true. In the first mile CM you will never win with less than 600 wit when a single skill not proccing can be the difference between getting a good position or not for the extremely important accel skills. Everyone in JP wizened up after that CM and 2 wit has been the standard in most decks since then, with a target stat of 800+.
>>531804521I want Grass (fantasy), Fuji, and Eishin
But I fear I won't have enough rolls for all of them
>>531805418please post id
>>531805561boys can show their chests...........
>>531805305Tachyon, not you too...
If all umas are girls, how do they reproduce...?
Whatโs the banner rate for Umas? How are we even getting pulls this earlyโฆ
>>531805653Next year.
>>531804521Curren, Falcon, Sky, Flash, Digitan.
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>>531805150What an ugly animal. Not like the real deal
Anyone have a FM or SC share code?
>>53180565310-ish months? Major guesstimate, could be longer or shorter by a couple
>>531805761There are canonically boy umas, they wear shorts during gym class
where the fuck do you get more moonies I can't even level the cards I got from pulling
>>531805571unironically lost to Sovereignty twice for the triple crown
>>531805712I want to fondle this boy's boobs and cock
>>531805418This is like the exact fucking thing in looking for. Post id faggot
>>531805761Mihono Bourbon's dad was a trainer, that's how.
>>531804521is armor matikanefukucumucumukitaru good?
>>531805532Yeah
995404073688
9* stam tachyon
>>531805340thank you for funding the fun, pay pigu.
EL CONDOR PASA
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
>>531805774>>531805870Thank you very much. And Tamamo? Around the same time?
Rotund shower... and the other one...
>>531805561I need a boy uma with huge tits.
>>531805972It's not even an issue of whether I can afford it. I feel like I lost.
>horse got her period again and bricked the run
>>531805052For roguelite to be fun there need to be variance and randomness between each attempt, which once again does not apply here unless you force it intentionally. So far both gameplay and gacha aspects seem designed to be soul crushing as the main appeal of the whole thing.
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for any dolphins starved on sp, refreshing pvp races is basically a free sp mine
you drop 500/1000/3000 sp every second match or so if you can grab a few wins
maestro of swing is basically worth 200 stam? jfc
>>531805150>he actually does groom (you)>and marks (you) as her propertyWanna know my honest opinion? I'm extremely pro househusband.
Guess which one is the 1*
>>531806053Love fat honses. All of that nutrition and happiness
>>531804243When CM starts in global people will realize just how bad pace really is..
>>531802109I like the hentai where special week is nearly bred to death
https://nhentai.one/horse-girl-breeding-show/read/
>>531806046Sooner, projected by Christmas.
>>531805779Fun story, when RL Dasca is just extremely possessive and she glares whenever humans she marked are interacting with others.
>>531806168bwo you could have avoided this if you impregnatemaxxed
>>531806242LMAO
>>531806282YES Thank you again
>531805253
fuck off and die already you absolute retard
>>531806109I spent $20 for the guaranteed 3 star uma and 1500 for a 2nd 3 star uma and felt it was decent, spending for support cards must be total dogshit though. it's impossible to know how many pulls you'll need for an MLB card, while for umas you know it's max 200.
>kept jobbing 5th
>multiple mood down events
>night owl
okay vodka you decided to just never win this fucking run, huh?
>>531806168โฆdo horses get periods?
Here's my code if anyone wants to borrow a Kitasan Black MLB. 927894609835
Also are there any close to full /uma/ clubs that have a spot open?
>>531806046tamamo is closer, around half a year or sooner I think
Thanks anon I am having so much fun playing this game it's the best
>>531806173im not sure what youre trying to say here. are you saying that there's a way to manipulate for gift boxes in team trials?
>>531806173save the jellies for chanmi dude
>>531806367next update gives us period tracker
>>531804623I like women of all shapes and sizes. No, you are gay.
>>531805150>subtlybro she's blatantly making (you) get fit so you can handle her and her family straight out of Baki
>>531805948Funny enough apparently Mr. CB's dad is also a trainer and her mom was the uma he was training and they ended up eloping
>>531804157pretty sure the ones that had narita tsishins were the real winner, her unique gold skill is nuts for late
>>531806242i almost spilled my tea, who made that?
>>531806361I ended up spending $40 for both the umas and the cards, don't regret it but I don't think I'll spend on cards again since I know my deck is okay now
>160 careers completed
>zero (0) (null) 3* sparks in ANY skill
at what point am I supposed to kill myself?
>>531805556Cool thanks for the link
>>531806191>face tattoos>too stupid to wear a hat properly>league of legends characteris this the future of global? adhd designs to appeal to zoomies?
>>531803983You're a retard if you're farming genes on sub-optimal parents and thinking they're gonna matter in a month or so. A 2* stack (6* total) with good pink and white factors, good affinitly and meta uniques like El, Maru or Sky is worth a lot more than whatever 9* with unfocused pinks.
What stats should I be focusing on for a pace uma? Stamina and Power?
>>531806392Great news. Thank you
I just realized Opera O ingame has her own theme song or bgm that I havent found on yt.
>best A rank I've made yet as far as stats and rating
>1* power spark
I actually fucking hate this shit
>>531804521One of the later ones, less likely to get dupes from spooks.
>>531806283>impregnatemaxxed/uma/ said gutsmaxxing was shit though
>>531804521Everyone's rolls seem to be different then the lolicons are all rolling for the same units
I would know since all those units are the ones I'm rolling for too
>>531806485I already have that anon itโs the mood status next to energy
>>531806470You don't actually know how Chanmi works do you?
>>531806648I think that was a while ago.
Seeing as how you've overshot this much, may as well enjoy the ride?
>>531806470use carats bro
>>531806468im saying spam pvp races if your horses are half decent
100 carats = 10 races = probably about 2-5k sp depending on how good you do and some luck
sakuraniku sisters. 2 days offline? youre never gonna catch up to us (aka Ralkos). find yourself a big dicker like Ralkos.
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>>531806620probably sweepy
>>531806772>using carats on tt raceslmoaaaa
>>531804521Amazon, Condor Pasa, and Maruzensky are really the only ones on there I'm interested in. Maybe Gold City.
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>>531806768I'm not insane for thinking this is totally balls to the wall batshit fucking insanely-poor luck? Nobody else is having to endure this shit, not for this long, right?
I don't even care if it's wit or guts. I just want something.
Is 4wit cards run a meme or a real thing. Is it just for career? Because i doubt that works for pvp.
>>531806672Why do you post in a general for a game you donโt play?
>>531806365She is too cool to win anon pls understand jokes aside I feel you anon, vodka and daiwa are frustrating sometimes
>>531806857>using 30,000 carats for 1 (uno) Kitasan
>>531806910I have 150 hours with 2 3* sparks the rng is absolutely terrible. You'll get there eventually
>>531806743Wind In Her Hair got her G1 win while pregnant with her first child
>>531806590https://x.com/427Deer/status/1945267215810371668
>>531806743>gutsmaxxingWRONG HOLE TRAINER-SAN
>>531806541I want to trust her
>>531806857seems cheaper than whaling on dupes to exchange for sp
Quitting Uma since I did pretty much everything there is to do in it ATM
Any other gachas with interesting gameplay coming out soon? I kinda like the whole idea of dailies but most gachas have dog shit gameplay that doesn't interest me unlike Uma musume and arknights but I like being there at the start (or the global release I suppose)
>>531806910Shit's fucked, but this sounds pretty bad regardless.
I'd pray for you (and the other anon) if I thought it would help.
>>531807159NTS. She'll come back to you and report what happened while jerking you off.
>>531806678>in a month or soMaybe if you extended this period to a year it would actually reflect reality. In a month you will unironically still use exact same shit as you do now unless you drop 400$ every week. For nonwhales you are not even touching your gems for next 2 months or however long it takes them to release seiun sky. Unless you roll for something else, then replace her with whoever you personally want/roll for. But same shit applies, you get 1 new and ""better"" parent every few months at best. Unless you forgot that game is no pity 0.5-0.75% banner rate and you think you will get every single uma that comes out. So yeah, if I get semi decent Oguri, I'll be using her to inherit unique and 3* blue spark in 5 months+.
>>531806758don't forget to roll for cunny flower and ruby
i feel disgusted when spending money on chink gacha but swiping in this game is pretty comfy
how come
>>531799991 (OP)This good /uma/? I have some more MLB's but I haven't levelled those yet.
How do the clubs work? I joined one randomly when I unlocked them. Is there a penalty for leaving to join another?
>>531806758Bride Top Cun is not meta so you know that only sovlful Oji-san are rolling for her.
>>531807159D-Dammit...th-this can't be happening...
>>531807248No you will not. In a month you will need to be training for CM if you want your investment to actually matter, or you will get humiliated by people who actually know how to play the game.
>>531804521Brian and Wedding Top Cun. There's going to be 2 back to back banners of hell for me
>>531806242Gomenasai, my name is Grass-Sama.
Iโm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I perform calligraphy on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and drinking superior Japanese tea. (Matcha, Sencha, Hojicha tea)
I train with my Japanese cleats every day, this superior weapon can run clean through turf because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other cleat on earth. I made my Debut race two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their tea culture, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an Umamusume for the Twinkle Series or Dream Series!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
>>531804521NEED Wedding Groove, Fuji, and Eishin
MLB Satono but not a single Kitasan
>200 rolls
>no kitasan
>no sweepy
>shit SSRs
I think it's shotgun time
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>>531807250so weird to see marvelous sunday in with all these umas we haven't even seen yet
>>531804521at least post the correct chart bro
>>531807248>rolling for meta uma>doesnt realise weโll have a new scenario in 3 months>still values blue sparks so highlyYou do it to yourself anon
>>531807342You will use exactly what you have at the moment on your account in a month btw. If you blew 200 on kita you will not even be able to roll any Uma before first CM unless you pay or get lucky. So yes, inheritables on current roster do matter for next month, or two, or six.
>>531807467>>no kitasanthat's not surprising
>>no sweepythat's awful
>>shit SSRsonly shit SSR is tupac
>>531807256sound effects, whoever is in charge of the audio/sfx design know what they're doing. The sounds when you press buttons and unlock stuff and just move around the UI/Menus are really satisfying and feel good kimochi
>>531807279There's a 24 hour cooldown. But to get rewards you need to have been in that club for 2 weeks, and rewards go out the first of the month. With less than 2 weeks left in the month, you missed the window.
What should I buy with friend points?
>>531807258Really good. You'll have to keep borrowing MLB Kitasan though until you get the gibs for LB3 though. Get event wit nature for your wits needs.
>>531806648i'm at 50+ runs and have 2 2*. yes i've hit 600+ for the runs. I don't think I'm ever going to get a 3* spark
>>531807494>CB came out 2 years ago
You WILL get kita dupes on super creek's banner
>>531807501Hey, my waifu's good, this bodes well.
If blue sparks aren't important going into the next scenario, then what should we be grinding?
In a few months we'll be stacked up on SP and money, right? It won't be an issue anymore?
>>531807551I got Grass Wonder, the blue haired bitch with pointy teeth and a dupe of lunch time bakushin
>>531807620>SPif you're f2p/low-spend, yes.
>monieheh.
>recreation
>mood went up
>some random event
>mood went down
what the fuck is this fucking bitchy horse
>>531806728Why do you care about Rank? you are either making a Legacy Uma or a PvP Uma
Legacy Umas only care about sparks, rank means literally nothing, they could even die mid run and not beat Ura Finale but if they managed to reach 600 on your target stats they could be perfect breeding material
PvP Umas only care about their primary stats, aptitudes and skills. Rank just measures overall how many stats and skills you managed to get. But it also counts shit that doesn't help you in the race.
If you want an A+ horse, choose a Sprint/Mile Uma, use a 4 speed 2 wit deck, spam only those 2 stats, hit as many G1 races you can, buy as many gold skills you want.
Congrats you have an A+ 12600 score horse that is literally useless against anything outside career.
>>531807501>I like all of the meta horses best even though I have no interest in metafagginghuh
>>531807614>blue sparks aren't important going into the next scenarioWhat do you mean? I've been grinding sparks all this time for nothing?
2 days offline = removed follows
keep slaving my friendship points
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>>531807239Based! That's a relief, anon!
>>531807682Why would money be an issue? Is it becase of borrowing parrents?
What the FUCK was the horse's problem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzwyFHSMdY
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how are people in class 4 already wtf
cheaters??
>>531805882Moonlight Sho dailies and from winning careers
Only pedos like narita and teio
>>531807614The difference between a blue 2 and 3* is 7 fucking stat points
The difference between raising turf/distance aptitude from A to S is worth 10% effective speed/power which is about 20% more of the stat
A good skill inheritance, unique or gold is easily worth more than 7 stat points and frees you to run a support card with better stat gain and worse skills
>>531807575Oh, I already have event Wit Nature MLB'd, just not leveled yet. Am going to grind some monies since I need money to level her.
>>531807765You're her one and only. Nobody can get spoiled as well as you can.
>>531807673bakushin is an SS tier card in JP bwo...
>Only pedos like narita
(you) can't be serious
>>531807791I barely scraped my way in and I will soon be demoted. Not like my roster is amazing but I'm surprised I got here, my girls did good.
>>531807951No she ain't. She is like tier A. And I already had her, is the point
>>531806168Get her pregnant
>>531807795while you were out racing, I studied the blade
This game doesn't have much ntr-bait like a lot of other gachas do.
>>531808069umamusume is speed game
>>531807769borrowing costs a very small amount and you're limited to 3/day for awhile. monie is a problem because you will want to potential 3/5 the strong units and it costs a lot.
>>531804521I'm only rolling for Falcon and Seiun. There's more characters I'd like but luxury rolls can come after I get my favorites and get some more support cards to build them.
You're rolling for Falcon because she's a dirt horse, I'm rolling for her because she's the cutest umadol. We are not the same.
>>531807996Desperate for attention and scraping the bottom of the bait barrel
133 pulls and 2 kitasan pulled. should I try to spark or hold
>>531807550I'm not playing global though. I play on JP and that is how monthly CM training goes, and I won 3 of the first 4. When the next scenario drops you will then need to retrain all your parents regardless, and that's happening in 3 months with global's accelerated schedule.
Should I be doing the money or upgrade mat dailies?
~5 hours of rerolling got me this. Can I play the game now?
>>531807901Keep using your Sunday LB1 then. You can compare later.
>>531804157>mediumMy Golshi is ready
>>531807827WHICH NARITA NEWFRIEND
>>531804521Akebono (I have a size fetish)
>>531808060the meme that ruined blue archive
Why does steam run like shit? I'm playing on an android emulator on 60 fps and it runs so smooth
>>531808274ToT is the best meme
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pHThaQMKI7Y
Teio a cute
>>531808274more like saved
if BA didn't establish itself as the lolicon game then it would have been just another generic tiddy game with nothing special
>>531808284did you mklink? mine runs like shit after doing that because i didnt have enough space on my C drive
>>531808284Repair and reinstall.
>>531808274blue archive was fine until it got invaded by culture war tards after the anime came out
>>531808284works on my machine :^)
>>531808393>did you mklink?idk what that is, so probably not
>>531808109Most umas are (you)sexual. So unless they're getting stolen by other umas...
So wits is a meme and I shouldn't do a speed/wits deck?
after all the freebies are over, on average how much time does it take to get enough carats for a spark in uma?
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>>531804521I am a simple man.
>>531804521none of these. waiting for cafe and cross
>>531808184>no good stamina cardOtherwise, decent start. If not having a good stamina card (Super Creek, SSR Vodka, MLB Cafe) is a deal breaker then reroll.
sex
with umas i mean
sex with umas
>>531808449oh okay. nvm
>>531808404ill try that myself
>>531808502boobs and belly?
>>531808274Game was ruined from the get-go with that incredibly shitty copycat gameplay of Priconne but somehow done even worse.
>>531808545i don't understand
>>531808109the furthest it really gets is light umaXuma, over half the cast has some insinuation they're into you though
>>531808171>in 3 months with global's accelerated schedule.So you can either never raise anything, since next scenario is always 4 or less months away, or raise them and replace them as you go through each new scenario. Which still means, you will use exact same Umas on global in half a year as you do now, and maybe get 1 or 2 additions along the way. I also think that accelerated schedule will be ultimate death of global server as this shit is unsustainable with 4 limited banners being up at any give time and game being comically jewish to boot.
>>531804521narita brian, hishi amazon, fuji kiseki, matikanefukutaru
>>531808590my weewee 3======>~~(|) umanko
>>531808184Youโre asking for pain if you do more than this. Just find a super creek to add and get another copy of kitasan by sparking at 200 rolls
>first job is 9-5
>second job (uma) is 5-9
heh
>>531808502>less than a month between wedding Air Groove and Hishi Amazon I'm not ready
>>5318084732-3 months except were accelerated and celebrations give a ton of gibs
>>531804521probably only Curren, Falcon and maybe Grass Wonder
>>531808556Brown and jealous.
>>531808624>4 limited banners>limited
2 friends and myself have all gotten kita with the 1500 free gems they gave today. you guys should go get her too
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>>531808624If you don't roll for umas but expect to keep up with meta you're in for a rude awakening.
do you think they've explored each others' bodies
>>531803983I make new 9* parents every month on JP with the right stat spark, distance/track spark, and the proper skill inheritances for the next CM/LoH
>>531808726yes but no but also maybe but not really
>>531808581priconne was garbage tho
KMR literally left the thing on maint mode until he got desperate to update it but all the updates only made the game worse like the shitty element update
>>531807494she's the second to last OG uma to be released (last was biko last year as a 2 star)
>>531808668EEEEEEEEEEEEEH
Are 2 star gold sparks good? Like what are the desirable unique skills to pass down? I have a 8 star speed 2 star unique Grass Wonder and curious if it's worth a damn
>>531804521Summer Maru, XOguri and ChocoBon. I already have all the umas I want on JP so here I'll just chill and roll for meta while getting stray 5* during those rolls.
Why is Seiun Sky's unique so revered? It's pretty much like Maruzensky's and Taiki's
>>531808624>limitedBack to your chinkslop chang.
I herd u liek chocolate milk
>>531808624>>>>>>itโs a hoyofag writing fanfiction again What the fuck does hoyo do to the brains of its slurpers?
>>531804521My real goals are Tamamo Cross and Mejiro Dober so I'm probably passing on everyone up to Rice Shower. I won't feel safe without sparks for them
>just doing a Matikanefukukitaru run
>Slow Metabolism gained after the food event
>"kind of sucks but it happ-"
>first time seeing a Back In Shape event because it triggered the turn immediately after so I didn't have to/couldn't Infirmary
>"oh that's ni-"
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>>531808624you severely underestimate how hard you'll get spooked by random umas in the long run
>>531808668mods execute this degenerate
>>531808726Partially
Not terrible
>>531808624and a ching chong ding dong ling long to you to
>>531808881Is she the only brown we get?
>>531808624there are no limited banners in this game anonchama
>>531808109>NTR baitYou don't need much to bait her, she's a simple girl.
>>531808471>wits is a meme
What items should I prioritize from the friend point shop?
>>531808668YOU CANT POST THAT HERE
>>531805601is 'gold gonna kill him like he did his mom?
>>531808726Itโs actually not a terrible list but if you just pick the highest rated things you own then you wonโt succeed, but I guess itโs fine if youโre choosing between two speed cards for example
What makes summer Maruzensky better than Vanilla?
Sex?
>>531808757>>531808851>>531808989You faggots know what I mean.
>>531808769Next 2 things I'm planning to roll are Umas, but I'm also realistic and I know I'm not getting 95% of the characters that come out, at least not intentionally. And touching banner without 200 pulls is suicide with 0.5% gacha rate.
Rest of you slurpers are not even worth a (you).
>>531808898I swear most hoyodrones literally can't conceptualize other games handling their systems differently it's remarkable
>>531808726https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/
adjust the stat bonuses according to your uma
Found me Almond Eye's Koikatsu card. It was a good fap
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>>531804521why did they have to be so close to one another, especially after the kita support card banner
>>531808761I don't need Kitasan, im saving my rolls for the uma i want
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>>531804521rated for priority
>>531808109It gets worse as time goes on for NTR bros as many of the latest umas are just straight up one step away from telling you they want you to marry them.
>>531809063Continuing to post after that last post has to be some kind of sexual self humiliation thing
>>531809086I'm in the exact same predicament, taishin is my third favorite of them so I think I'll just hope for a spook unless I get extremely lucky rolling for curren chan
Next thing I blow my carats on is Akebono
>>531807743Its just in your blood
>>531808901>just saw gold city's exposed midrifffug i don't wanna pull but...
>>531808964Symboli Kris S is another.
>>531809061Yes. She's THE sex.
>>531804521I want falcon, seiun sky and marusexo. Which one do you recommend skipping to assure I get the others, anons? t. lucklet f2p
>>531808964https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cYVB0nhv7BY
I bet you can figure out where is she from
So what am I supposed to do now?
Im over 280 rolls deep into Kitasan black. I got 2 copies of her.
I just start saving for a new Uma or the next card now? How long will it take to build up another stock to even make it worth rolling?
Seeing my gem counter so low is giving me anxiety that I wont be able to save enough for the next thing.
>>531809125>ntr bros Iโll try to be kind, but what is your damage?
What drives someone to seek that out?
>>531808805Pocket and Tachyon are cute I want them.
>>531809063>0.5% gacha rate.anon you realize we have future vision and it's literally always 0.75% from now on right
>>531808668really? right in front of my cereal?
LMAO @ sakuraniku club. they got sub 10 millies in the club offline for 2days. we got Ralkos owning it up. eat shit sakuraniku. admire our (ralkos's) rank 21 club hahahahaha
>>531809319>pulled over pityunless you are a whale, never fucking do that, anon.
>>531808109Good, but we need nts horses tho
>>531809409nice falseflag bro
>>531809345Please donโt reply to him, heโs been at it for unironically weeks now
>>531804521I would love Curren Chan, Hishi, El Condor, Gold City and Eishin Flash but damn im dry as fuck after rolling for the Kitasan card.
>>531809061All Maruzens are sex
>>531809063I also rolled for Kita on JP and aside from sparking another support banner once rolled on horses for the rest of the year. Spooks are honestly pretty great, I got ~25 new 3stars for the year.
>>531806910im over 100 with justa 3* speed, so may as well be none
>>531808846Maru and Taiki when inherited only works well on certain tracks. Maru in particular only works on Tokyo racecourse. Sky's unique works on all mile and mid tracks (including dirt) and most short tracks. The early meta revolves around it since it makes strong front runners catapult miles ahead at the start of the last spurt in basically any race.
>>531809335I'm not into it myself as much, if it all, I just like seeing it in doujins, was just explaining to anon...
>>531809291whoever is your least favorite, although they're spread out enough you have pretty decent odds assuming you didn't dump absolutely everything into kitasan. I think falcon is the least meta of the three but the uma meta doesn't matter enough for you to skip her if she's your favorite or something
I still don't understand what eclipse first the rest nowhere means
It just sounds like engrrish gibberish
>>531809524so if i don't have any front runners (except bakushin), i probably shouldn't go for her right?
>>531809437Figured I just roll more because hey.
Either I get another Kitasan black copy or at least im getting a few more SR's MLB.
>>531809292Fat horses are funny
what are some cards with recovery skills for those coping without super creek other than the first event card and ssr vodka
>>531808109https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8DfrcX9XYs
if only you knew
rate my best Mayano so far for being a low B+
Front/Medium
any glaring flaws or oversights?
>>531800127>irl mare scared the shit out of stallions so she had difficulties breedingbros... femdombros eating good with this one. Not my type, though.
>>531809335reminds me of a shitty webcomic I saw once of a guy explaining why he loved being a cuckold, it was one of the most depressing things I've seen online
>>531809319You're 80 rolls more than you needed, rolling over a spark without another one ready is just a waste.
>How long will it take to build up another stock to even make it worth rollingNobody knows how the rewards are gonna be on global but you just wasted like half of your Seiun/SMaru/Aoharu stack on nothing bwo. Accelerated schedule without accelerated rewards is gonna be rough as is.
>>531808726Yes/No/Kinda
It's not really accounting for the massive differences between different levels of lb
>>531808060Am I chaotic neutral if I want a warm glass of Nishino Flower?
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>>531809574Sit still for a sec
>>531809574worthless trash shouldnt be asking questions
is this how the haloween event will look like?
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>>531809635isn't scarlet being ntr'd rather than you though
>>531804521Agnes Digital
Grass Wonder Fantasy if I have 45k~ Carats when her banner comes up, I'm not gonna miss the Digital Banner for anything
>>531809549>assuming you didn't dump absolutely everything into kitasanonly got 3200 carrots to my name... is there any hope or should I cope?
>>531809683Actually youโre right anon, Iโd rather not know
>>531809061Built in gold heal that works on any distance and a unique that lets her very consistently keep the lead until the final corner. There's also 15% wit bonus that lets her hit 800+ wit with just 1 SR and 15% speed that makes capping speed easier.
>>531808726Man FUCK fine motion
is there a list of races to do to make good parents for each horse?
>>531809478should've guessed given how obstinate he's being
>>531809940just run G1s if it won't interfere with training
>>531807494I'll have a Mejiro Ardan and one Neo Universe with extra cream... that's all
>>531809767Yeah, something like that
>>531809635Why did she do it bros?
>>531806173Do I have to win the races for that to work? Wouldn't you be better off refreshign the SP tickets?
Another watermelon webm for those who care.
>>531808726I still find it funny how Global got psyoped into rerolling for Fine Motion instead of Super Creek lol
i bet the people playing the game realized how fucking shit it is at 0LB and only good when you get the early Practice Perfect
>>531804521Just these 3. I also only want seiun too just to make my Maruzen as strong as possible
>>531809841based digitan lover
>>531809807A lot of these aren't great. Kinda crazy though that pace chasers get 2 viable alternatives though.
>>531804521I'll look into Narita Taishin and Smart Falcon.
>>531809985that's the simpleton method. i'm talking about minmax.
>>531809590You can just rent her as a parent. She herself is not as good as other front runners like Bourbon or Suzuka since one of her gold skills is for long distance while her unique is bad for long.
>>531810092Very comfy, thanks anon. Who's the horse?
Give me selector tickets Cygames.
>>531809848you definitely won't get a guarantee in time, it's really a matter of whether you want to try to luckshit falcon and seiun sky (around 100 rolls each might be doable and gives decent odds, but a lot of people obviously wouldn't recommend it) or forgo falcon to build up a spark for seiun sky and hope you get a falcon spook
>>531810175https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list
have fun setting up your own spreadsheet of g1 races you decide to hit up depending on which uma you are trying to make
>>531810150they're just alternatives if you don't have access to super creek
For me, it's...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aJa2F0LT04
>>531810126>just realized the hons I want are in double banners
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I'm done rerolling bros
What causes people to want to make emotionally vulnerable young uma even more depressed instead of taking care of them?
>>531808726>guts above F tierbad list
>>531810496maybe on planet faggot
>>531810429do not ningenpyoi
>>531810346ya that's why i was hoping someone already did it. this game been out for 4 years.
Damn my max LB fine motion friend no longer exists. Anyone have one of those I could borrow?
>>531804773>I only roll for metasoulless
>>531810126Succubus Rice Shower feeds on cum
>>531810451get FUCKED wojak tranny
I am once again asking you to tell me the name of the peaceful Shrine Visit event bgm, pls I just want to loop it to relax...
>>531808726>mahattan cafe S>top gun Awtf in some tier list I see mlb top gun above mlb cafe and in others the opposite. Which one is it?
>>531808761nice try intern-kun
>She is good for roaming at other training facilities
Why would roaming be a good thing? Don't you want characters to sit in their main facility?
>>531810061>doesn't want to be known for her looks>the character is garbage>anons only pull her for goon reasonskek
>>531810451doesn't hurt the odds of that specific hors, just hurts the odds of happy spooks if you don't like the other hors.
are we getting another random 3* ticket any time soon? heard we might be, and i don't wanna cash this in yet if we're getting another random one soon
>>531810061As a heads up, she's really clingy.
>>531810451double banners are at least 0.75% going forwards instead of the 0.5% bullshit we got on the kitasan banner so the rate-up chance is the same, you just have much worse odds at spooks besides the other banner character
>>531810648it depends on the other cards of your deck, theres hidden synergies
should have read the 200 page googledoc
Uh bros? Why does she have 4 ears??
>mfw my urara beats oguri cap and taiki shuttle in pvp
>>531809335having brown feet. They're super obsessed and a decent chance they may not even play the general they are shitting up
>>531810751That's literally the only reason I want her.
>>531810605I need her lab coat but I have nothing to I can use other than that...
>>531810061the more i play this game the more i like booty shorts
and then i rmbr ill never be with someone that can pull them off
still got these two though
>>531810812I thought they were always hiding ears nowadays.
>>531810731pool doesn't change, there is not need to keep it
Whoโs the clingiest uma?
>>531810984>ill never be with someone that can pull them offthen become the person that can pull it off instead
>>531810265Not sure. Twitter recommends me a lot of Japanese horse videos. This one is from Ashikura Horse Village, a riding club in Toyama.
https://x.com/ashikura_horse
>>531811130retarded faggot
wait till page 10 before making a new one
holy shit i fuckign hate redditors
>>531810812delete this fake
>>531810691yes, but no. the only thing that rainbow trainings actually activate are the friendship bonus, if a a speed card has good training and mood bonus that applies to all trainings they appear on no matter their friendship level.
>train mostly speed, speed facility is at level 5 normally>need stam/power/wit whatever>during summer camp you ignore speed rainbows and train wherever your supports land for maximum gains with the temporary level 5 facilitiesthis is all assuming RNG is completely favorable. I've only really done this twice
>>531810812No wonder they call her a BEAST. That's an affront to umamusumes.
In the end I still love Taiki Shuttle...
>>531811130lurk two years before posting
>>531811130Nigger, we are still on page 6
>>531811075the Ojisan destroyer
>>531811208I get too many boners for that, even when head empty.
Also hard to go to the gym for more than 2 months at a time
>>531806235Really? The guide I'm reading says that pace Maru is the best for this map.
Which are the two most useful wit cards here?
Since I can't borrow a MLB FM anymore I don't see too many reasons to keep using anymore, especially at 0LB
Why cant we go international and do the Kentucky Derby.
Speshaloo weeekoo
Maah kween
Shaaadow facksoo
Apollo Jaku
>>531810104it was predictive programming from the witgod bene gesserits
>>531812591Probably cause the Kentucky Derby is a dirt race
Horses are for petting and caressing
I regret cumming in Rudolf
>>531804879Could I potentially replace my wit card with her instead?
>>531813512Why? Did she make a bad pun afterwards?
I finally won a pvp match after losing the past 7 in a row.
Is it still acceptable to have filler units or am I about to eat shit when I hit class 4?
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Alright gonna play Mayano Top Cun for the first time what should I expect
>>531814749UUOOOH memes on top of a cute and ignorant girl that's more innocent than the fan base lets on
Hi I'm autistic, does someone have a beakdown of which numbers are the threshold for the ranks G - SS?
>>531815231https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
here
what should I use my 3* voucher on if I got oguri from the ticket?
Why the FUCK didn't you guys tell me Winning Ticket is a cutie
>>531813516You can if you're training mid-long and really need the extra stamina. Running without a wit card on short-mile is not recommended.
>>531815503just started my first career with her, which uma would you compare it too in cuteness?
At the end of the day, imoutos still reign supreme
why the hell does condor pasta have a recovery skill that triggers early race? isn't that pointless
No clue how I got an A rank here, first one. Getting her epithet is going to take a really really long time.
>>531815337This is great, is there one that converts career ratings to letter grades at the end of the run?
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>>531809683was it this one
Fuuuuuck, so close to my first A+
>>531821024I think so actually
>borrow Kitasan Black
>no Super Creek
>borrow Super Creek
>no Kitasan Black
>no Fine Motion either