But who was cat

>>717421553 (OP)
A man too, but I bet you didn't care.

>>717421553 (OP)
>Is real
All the horses are based on real race horses you dumbass. Like you live under a rock??

The Uma Bomber was real too (do not research)

>>717421682
theres at least 1 fictional horse

>>717421781
Funny thing is they started naming the real horses after fictional horses too.

>>717421553 (OP)
Horses aren't real

gold ship

i wish honses were real

>>717421553 (OP)
You mean was

>>717423558
This is what happens when you shit on your legs and you don't have hands that can reach your back.

Baku

Don't be stupid horses aren't real

>>717421609
>man
Sir that's a horse.

cap as in peak

>Need to save for Kitasan rerun
>A bunch of meta horses coming as well
So this is what P2W means

due to the comparative size of their bodies, horses shouldn't be able to fly

>>717421553 (OP)
horses were invented irl because of uma musume by the way

For me its doto having a beef with a jockey
It's not even his own but tm operas

Is it true horses race in the wild?

>>717423753
mirin the class prez

>the title of Season 3 Episode 12
kvno...

SLUURRP SURR SLUURP SCHLOP SCHLOOP

>>717421553 (OP)
When is he getting in the game

>live in the uma universe
>be born as a h*man

>>717424896
She'd be a loli with plump thighs.

>>717424910
And who's going to give you more umas huh?

Oguri Crap lol

>>717424896
>spend thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, if not millions on a racehorse
>can name it anything you want
>name it a combination of the two parents without any variation whatsoever

>>717424910
>Be born as human male
>Get to be an elite trainer and fuck all the Uma sluts that practically throw themselves at me
I don't see the issue

>>717425013
based haha

>>717424841
who the fuck eats like that

>>717425013
say that again nigga

>>717424910
the freaks of nature aren't the strongest umas anon; that tittle belong to the special humans.

>>717424910
>live in the uma universe
>be born as a h*man f*male

>>717425035
more like
>see two horses with names that'll make a funny combo
>spend thousands to have specifically those two bred with each other

>>717425128
>oguri cap on her way to the self order kiosk at KFC(she stole trainer’s credit card)

>>717425242
I concede that's pretty based

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO SO CLOSE FUCK I'M NEVER GETTING A RANK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Umad? Go Umapyoi yourself lol!

>>717425327
You will

>>717425396
faster

>>717425327
A rank is overrated

>>717425204
the purple menace
the man behind the slaughter
I kneel

>>717424896
why the fuck would you name a horse Lookin Touchable anyway? I bet they did it on purpose so the progeny had a potential fucked up name and one sure fucking did

>>717425435
That's the fastest I got

>>717424910
imagine having two normal human parents and being a normal human girl and then your sister just randomly gets the uma gene

>>717424596
The reason for the beef is even funnier. Doto's handlers would get agitated when discussing Opera. Doto would pick up on this and develop a negative association with the name, getting angry whenever hearing it. It is specualted that he ended up misidentifying Opera's jockey as the T.M Opera O despised by his handlers while remaining friendly with the actual Opera.

I just want it to be a new day so I can bully curren with my bakashin again

I'm at the point where I'm happy to rest at summer camp because I don't have any chance to get Night Owl there.

>>717425435

Imagine getting CRUSHED under the force of Golshi's affection.

>>717424896
is this achievable natty?

>>717425853
>>717425665
>>717425396
Let me show you the results of a REAL trainer.

>>717423558
is this really golshi?

Agnes...

Get killed

>>717425742
They'll become the strongest uma/trainer siblings of all time

>>717423753
Made for BWC

草

>>717426034
Soon she will even be at goku

>>717426226
why doubt

>There's a uma fight club card event
Imagine uma action game...

>>717426314
she casts fist

>>717425327
I have an A in almost every uma i own and i still cannot win an URA final with goldship

>>717421553 (OP)
How much did it cost to feed this horse every day

>>717426226
yep. that horse is the real deal.

>>717426387
What would be the best genre for an uma spinoff game?

>>717426463
Winners get to eat all they want.

>>717426460
How? She's easy as fuck to win with

>>717426463
6 buckets of hay while on a diet

>>717426518
Raising sim like the gacha but it's about a uma division during medieval/sengoku times and you can get into politics

How many 4 star umas you have? I have 3

>>717426518
kart racer
>why
it's racing but also dumb as hell, imagine going to the track and instead of having an honest to goodness dead heat race it's some wack-ass course and everyone's chucking carrot bombs at each other
>ok but WHY IN A CAR
canonically the reason sonic is always in a racecar instead of running in his kart racers is "I just think they're neat" and I feel like that should apply to umas as well

>>717424910
>live
>be
Absolute horror

soon
(i don't know exactly when)

134137497855
I got a lvl 50 Kita-chan, I need those tomodachi points

>>717426518
Uma Golf

I want to see them dressed like this and abuse Cadee-san like their slave

>>717426714
they're really just giving away a borderline free star upgrade for golshi huh

>the animes are actually good
why didn't you faggots tell me

>>717425327
>there are STILL anons who haven't gotten a single A rank uma
grim

>>717426654
0

>>717426808
But we keep telling you shonenshit is garbage and CGDCT is supreme

>>717426714
Wait a second, I played persona, golden week is in april

>>717426808
Just wait until you hear about the game

Finally my 9* stam. I always believe that shitty run will give you a good sparks. This run was intended for making CM umas, but I changed to spamming races midway since I get Migraine, Slacker, Night Owl, and Practice Poor in like 3-4 turns.
I don't know if I want to change my 6*Stam 3*Pow Taiki though since a lot of people borrow my Taiki.

Post more Satono Diamond's big tits

>>717426849
You can just put random consonants together in a string

>>717426871
We're on an accerelated schedule. That's why we'll get summer characters soon in autumn etc.

>>717426883
what game

>>717426808
We've been telling you for years

>>717426808
Wait till you get to cingray

Welp. That's enough of this shit game for today.

>>717426808
We were always saying that the anime is kino

>>717426871
it's golshi week

>>717426826
Yes I am here, cunt, It's the bane of my existance

>>717426518
temple run clone

>>717427048
You should level your support cards and review your Umamusume's aptitude

>>717426992
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3224770

>>717427048
But anon, reset is in 2 minutes

>>717426929
What kind of newfaggot parasite doesn't know CGDCT?

>>717426826
Going to give up entirely soon too because of it. Why did I wake up and actively play a game that angers me so much. I must be retarded cause I keep doing it anyways.

>>717426808
The /a/ mods don't like uma

>>717426778
mejiro palmer would be the best character

>>717426808
Uma was well-known in /a/ before the game came out, /v/ and the normalfags are just catching up to that.

>>717426871
You're going to celebrate christmas on february and you're going to like it

>>717426371
There's something WRONG with that horse. It's not retardation; it's almost as if it was PRETENDING to be retarded for the lulz.

>>717427407
>mixes lemonade and iced tea
>"ehhhhh, Palmer-san, this drink is delicious. SUGOII, we shall call it a Palmer!"

I really want to watch the movie, not so much the anime, at least not yet. I think they are all self contained and I can watch them in the order I want right?

Shouldn't the horse girls be really big, like real horses?

>>717427538
SHOULD is the key word here

>>717427532
Watch it in order or don't watch at all.
Why can't zoomers handle commitment? It's just 13 eps per season.

>>717427532
They are. Cinderella Gray S2 will be direct continuation to CG S1.

>>717427297
Never heard of it being mentioned in Umamusume: Pretty Derby, the video game.

>>717427491
Sorry there's no Christmas so you will get your Holiday Trainees.

>>717427435
/a/ literally did not watch Cinderella Gray. Make a thread on it right now and see what happens.

>>717427538
They are. Genetically modified humans/horse hybrids made in yakuza laboratory Jurassic Park style, using dna from cute girl and favorite race horse. The unseen consequence is that some are futa and dangerous.

I can't be bother to make a webm small enough, found a tiktok with all the umas coming year 1, thanks mexico
https://www.tiktok.com/@priconne_umamusume_mx/video/7532014475499539768

Should I just end career early if horse doesn't win her first maiden race. Clearly she doesn't care so I don't either.

>>717427538
they are scared of tall girls

>>717427695

>>717426849
But CG is a sports seinen published in a magazine for horny men

>>717427745
More like they're not eternal mommy faggots who need to be coddled by women bigger than them.

>>717427745
>Trainer-san, it's time for standing lickies
>make Gold Ship happy... NOW *grabs back of head*

>>717427652
I know so Anime, CG, and the movie are its own thing and I think I don't need to see anything previous right? I also heard there was an OVA but I'm not sure

>>717427692
/a/ is pretty much dead at this point

>>717427532
They're *generally* self-contained but some projects have continuity between them
>Pretty Derby from S1 to S3
>Road to the Top and Beginning of a New Era (the movie)
>Cinderella Gray S1 and S2
I recommend watching RTTT first at least, it's just a 4 episodes OVA that was also combined into a movie. Similar style since they share staff too

>>717427840
hey man i didnt get to pick this kink
at least im not into scat or puke or whatever

>>717427885
S1-S3 are also self contained.

>>717427538
>>717427745
>>717427695
it's at the very least shown that they're bullshit strong so I don't think their bodies being twice as big as humans is necessary

>>717427532
Movie is good but it's kinda like entering a game franchise with a new entry full of QoLs and mechanics, and then going back to an older entry with more stilted controls and graphics (aka the first season).
That is to say, you'll appreciate the evolution more if you start from the beginning, the other shows are good too.

>>717427920
this site really is dead

>be born as horse
>Owner look at you and decide your fate whatever if you will be good racer
>Train nonstop for first 2 years of your life
>Spend the third year racing non stop
>If you win a lot you get to spend the next 20 years going to show, parade and fuck mares
>If you lose you get sold to some Karen who think owning a horse is like owning a cat, who will probably wash your dick and fantasized about fucking you
I guess it's not all that bad being a horse

>>717427048
Well, uh... maybe.... git gud, faggot

>>717427750
>>717428005
So, this is like Jurassic Park. But with horses?

>>717423753
What is her actual role in the student council?
Air Groove and Rudolf seem to be the ones in charge, does she have a job just so she can have something to keep herself busy with?

>>717426034

>>717427859

>>717428060

>>717428060
Nature finds a way

guys i learned the history and now i know horses have been the humanity's best friends for hundreds of years and i love fucking horses now

>>717427920
It's their own fault, board feels like a weird insular discord for huge shiteaters with even the mods admitting they don't like anime any more.

What are the other 2 and 1 star horses being added? I know mambo and twin turbo aren't 3 stars

>>717428091
I think she's just the class representative, so she's a pretty small fry in the actual student council.

>>717427048
What career is this? I want to know if I can laugh or not

>>717428091
She is not in Student Council. She is just the class representative for her class.

>>717428189
It's a Bono though.

>>717428005
>I don't think their bodies being twice as big as humans is necessary
It is, for me.

>>717428015
Oh I know it's just that I happened to already have the movie downloaded and it's pretty much the only piece of media in which Tachyon has a huge role afaik, and I installed the game because of her lol

Why are supports allowed to just not show up to beach training? I work getting them all up to orange just for them to not show up?

>>717428372
because fuck you

>>717427821
Those seinen magazines with IRL skimpy women on the cover is so funny, like hell you have manga inside, show skimpy anime women too!

>>717428372
You need to be more lucky

>>717428005
>>717428316
Them being actually 400kg of muscle would make their canon power more beleivable. As is they run on pixie dust or something

Size fetish is cringe

>>717428247
Ikuno, Biko, and Tsuyoshi. The new 1 or 2 star umas are all non-G1 horses, so it's easy to guess which 1 or 2 star umas are implemented next

>>717428261
Teio. Go ahead. Laugh it up. Nothing matters anymore anyways.

>>717428005
> Bullshit strong???
> 4 plate squat. (Average lmao.)
> Probably 45lbs curls or 30lbs.
Seriously whta are you on? Pro athleast squat AT least that much.
> Suggested bench weight 1.5pl8, lol.
Weak even for a woman, strong would be 2.5pl8 bench with ease.

>>717428591
Neato, thank you anon

>no fanart of any of the retired horses pregnant

WTF

YALL ARE SLACKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>717428638

>>717428514
This is probably not based on canon is it? One handed overhead of nearly 500lbs... Lol.

>>717428663
your AI reps?

>>717428692
> Pulling a truck out of a ditch.
What method?
> Crushing an apple.
Circus stunt once you are strong enough with grip.
> Leg Press tracks.
> 500kg bench.
Nope, just nope. That would be 1.1k lbs bench press, how many plates would that even be? LMAO.

>>717428638
nigga

>>717428919
a crackhead would pull three huge tires

>>717428919
You can pull more like that since its assisted weight, developing a strong pull is actually one of the easiest things to do and its something athletes do as part of their routines but yeah, that's some next level horse power hehe. Common Strongman stunt to drag shit attached to you.

>>717428636
I haven't unlocked her yet so I won't laugh for now

>>717429016
>Common Strongman
Anon they have the bodies of teenage Japanese girls

I like this schizo's song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv8xoD-E-h0

>>717428223
Thousands of years. They were one of the first domesticated animals after dogs and the farm animals

>girls love playing umamusume too
why
i thought they hate cute anime girls

>>717427840
Retard, dominating a tall woman is as masculine as it gets.

>>717426826
>Symboli cleared out every race in her career at 1st place and finished with a B rank.
I don't even need an A rank her skill is so stupidly OP that the only thing preventing you from automatically winning every race is if you pick the wrong choice between Long and Pace depending on the course.

Is there ever any reason not to take at least the charm one?

>>717428919

>lose maiden race
>try to push through anyway
>constant mood down events and 12% failures
this feels like god is punishing me for something, I gave up on it outright before I even entered the second year

>>717429320
Declining gives you free energy without gambling.

>>717429216
why aren't horses more popular as pet animals

>>717429320
Health would be better here

>>717429326
Nice papier-mache balls, fag.

>>717429132
And their bodies aren't made the same way as common teenage girls?
>>717429216
I'm pretty sure Natives were riding that shit longer than domesticating animals for husbandry.
>>717429241
Women are into riding horses lol.

>>717429326
Gentildonna was abnormally strong for a horse right?

>>717429320
What does each one do?

>>717429441
VERY expensive

>>717424017
that horse is a male

>>717429441
Because they're require a lot of free land which modern urban population generally doesn't have?

>>717429441
> Takes a lot of effort to keep around in good condition.
> Horse shit smells pretty bad, it actually fucking stinks the whole region up, lmao.
> Requires a big enough room for a stable to keep a horse in.
Pretty much.

>>717429435
I mean it's 85% chance to succeed for charm.

I need japs to stop filling my timeline with this boy

>>717429241
The one woman I know who's into the game likes it because she likes horses and tack and field. Basically caters to people like her specifically

>>717429015
>>717429016
nigga

>>717429590
I mean yeah, but its 20%
Would you take 20% training failure? I personally wouldn't.

>>717429572
still people really like horses, if you have them it’s impossible to get random people to stop feeding them

>>717429701
With how rare the event is I take it every time.

>>717429441
Does everyone live in a farm?

>>717429493
Horses didn't exist in the Americas before they were brought over by the Europeans. They were domesticated in the central asian steppes.

>>717429816
/v/ is a cityslickers free board

>>717429702
Yeah, horses were basically car culture before cars were invented

>>717429441
>uhhh why can't everybody be rich guys???

>>717429441
they can walk upstairs but cannot go back down so if your pet horse goes upstairs, it will take a crane to get it out

>>717421553 (OP)
SHE'S OGURI FAT!

>>717429897
Sort of right on that one but half-wrong there were horses in Americas prior them but also a time when there weren't any, those fuckers probably at them and forgot about it when they migrated from Asia.

which one is the best fatguri
for mile team trials

>>717430018
That's why you build a ranch style house

>>717429507
>Fans nicknamed Gentildonna Kifujin (鬼婦人), or Gorilla, for her masculine firmness. A powerful horse, she won the 2012 Japan Cup after muscling her way by Orfevre to take the lead on the home stretch.
>Winner of the Triple Tiara in 2012 and the fourth winner in history after Apapane. Had a fierce rivalry with Verxina throughout the entire classic season, eventually fending her off.
>Her owners had tried to have her mate with Gold Ship. However, Gold Ship was so intimidated by Gentildonna that they never succeeded in breeding.

>>717429674
oh wow, something filled with air, designed to travel across the ground

>>717429326
Damn, Gold Ship is afraid of THAT?

>>717429956
Horses are more like motorcycles in terms of cultural use and especially in terms of criminal usage people harken back to the bandits riding on horses and there's even the mongolian band The Hu who shot a video where their hordes are following the rider up front on their motorcycles. Its much more apt tbfh.

>>717427538
They put all the bigness into 1 horse instead of distributing it evenly

Huh? Why the heck is my Turf and Pace stats turn to S ?

>>717430182
If you crashed into one of the Umamusume's knockers you would be knocked out dead cold for days.

>>717429507
Abnormally muscular for a female horse

>>717430242
Probably during inspirations but you missed it

>>717430268
Nah. They are extremely soft and welcoming. It'd be a couple of hours tops.

The real Goldship was notoriously difficult to raise, so much so that the owners insisted the video game Goldship be a pain in the ass as well. After it was implemented, they insisted the real Goldship was still worse.

Goldship suffered no injuries post race and as of this post is still alive and well, leading people to speculate he never actually tried hard.

Goldship was notoriously tempremental, once getting mad at another horse and rearing up, causing him to lose a race which he was heavily favored to win, wiping out 12 billion yen in bets.

Goldship became a breeding stallion after his retirement and apparently loves breeding so much that once he heard the word breeding being discussed so assumed he was going to get to breed the next day. When he didn't he sulked for a week.

Goldship is noticeably show offish and kind to his fans and people taking pictures to him.

These horses have some cool lore and feats irl but how much of it is the jockey's doing? Like I barely see any attention given to the jockeys who are the ones making these beasts actually run on a straight line

>>717430049
Ah right they went extinct in the Americas and there was a period of ten thousand years where they didn't exist. Natives domesticated llamas instead

>>717429320
when she fucking comes right before senior year arima kinen

>>717430182
dude, they're staring RIGHT at me...

>>717429701
it's pre debut with big career-changing benefits, you send it

>japanese humour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9bnfaIBPHs

>>717430380
Can she even appear that late? I only ever saw her in year 1 so far.

>>717430359
> Please make it accurate.
> Its still not accurate, goddammit that bastard.

>>717430361
Theoretically you could get horse races without jockeys but the horse-less jockey races suck balls

>>717430447
I just got that she was supposed to get run over...

>>717430361
There's a short article about how the horses are the stars in Japan. The jockeys are a big thing too, I think, but the horses themselves are the main attraction. Since I don't really know much about the sport itself, I can't say how big of an effect a jockey can have on a horse's performance. Pretty significant, most likely.

>>717430361
Nobody cares about jockeys because they're manlets and Japanese jockeys are manlets among manlets

>>717430349
What do you mean inspirations ?

>>717430361
A lot of the umas' traits are taken from the jockeys too. Mayano Top Gun blowing kisses for example was his jockey's celebration after a race

>>717430675
During the Goddess statue event buffs

>>717430361

>>717430135
can a normal human pull a tire that big, though

>horses are real

>>717428636
You're probably under on stamina, on top of that she doesn't have an A in long races naturally which can hurt. I didn't have issues at all trying. On the negative side, it's hard as fuck to reach the stats I want.

>>717430918
Eddie Hall probably could.

>>717430935
Jorses are REALLY cool animals

>>717430268

How do we stop these umas from taking advantage of defenseless trainers?

>>717430361
some of the legendary wins are attributed to not just the horse but the equally good jockeying

>>717430283
female horses are approximately the same strength

>>717431003

>>717430069
pls respond

>>717430361
It's a team effort. A great horse with a shit jockey can't perform just like a poor horse with a great jockey can't perform. Everyone on the team is important, trainers, groomers, farriers too

>>717430361
Well Jockeys have their own share too. You have Lemaire that can give Deep Impact his only loss against Japanese horses, but you also have Wada that when he stopped jockeying TM Opera O, he started to win.

>>717430935
Don't believe fake news

>>717431001
Yep, that's going to hurt.

I really like Daiwa's style. And breasts.

https://x.com/biri_EX/status/1953063529000427562

>>717430018
Cant you just get the horse to walk in reverse

>>717430997
They are very useful, yes

>>717431003
stop?

>tfw no Daiwa hotspring ticket run

I don't know why I did this.
She lost the URA finals, of course.

>>717430361

>>717430361
Pretty sure at least one jockey made a cameo in the anime. It's just that because of the way the lore works there really isn't any place for them

>>717431461
I also didn't know there was a hard cap to stat gains on a single training session.

>>717430361
>>717431178
how smart are horses
do they understand they are racing and have to win the 1st place

Shhhh... Bakushin is sleeping

>From late May to late November every single training failed, every single rest gave night owl, and every single infirmary visit didn't clear
I'm going to eat this fucking horse

>play with any other umamusume
>they all get sad or sick and flub runs completely
>play with memeshin
>hits first place every single time despite not putting in any thought or effort on training to do the daily career mission
How do I get out of this rut, boys?

>>717431534
I didn't know the game allowed you to bring 4 stam cards either

>>717431560
why does her crotch area look like she soiled herself? Bad AI-tier shadow work there.

>>717431281
Or how Take was the first one to notice the true talent of Suzuka

>>717431591

>>717431560
ha ha she's fast asleep jahahah

>>717429674
Hafthor Bjornson pulled c-130, it weighs 44 tonnes

>>717431434
Fuck you for reminding me of Yogurt again.

>>717431549
Some do. Daiwa didn't like other horses being in front of her so she always goes front. Kitasan knows the differences between training and race so she saves some energy when training.

>>717431691
>Yutaka Take, Silence Suzuka's jockey, was traumatized by the death of his beloved horse.
>Take thought Silence Suzuka saved his life by not collapsing before making a complete stop.
>He got completely drunk and had an emotional breakdown, which was spotted by multiple witnesses. This was the only occasion in his life.
>Yuichi Fukunaga: “Never once in my life have I seen Take get so depressed.”
>Take also made an error in Admire Vega’s debut race, which was a week after Silence Suzuka’s death, and caused Admire Vega to lose the race.

I can't believe Grass Wonder is a a fucking weaboo

>>717431628
You could, but why would you?

I dare you to post it

>>717431765
there's a difference between pulling something on wheels and pulling a wheel dragging on sand

>>717431765
*34

>>717426518
I imagine something like the Cabaret Club minigame from Yakuza

Eat the fucking broccoli

>>717426903
>150 careers 0 3*

>>717431836
It's not fair bros...

>>717431936

>>717431560
tickling her tummy while she's sleeping

>>717431936

>>717431936

>>717431171
1 or 2, I'd go with 2 since it has more power.

>>717431936
I constantly change the setup to see the cute interactions in the school lobby.

>>717431936
>home
best girl urara
>enhance
tachyon
>race
bakushin, both seem most fitting
>story
I dunno lol I just set it to random

Are there any generic unnamed Umas?

>>717431836
(S)he also got his own memorial song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Ii91uAGCk

what happen when estrus

>>717432307
likes background ponies?

>>717428232
i mean, who likes anime anymore? unless youre a newfag

what did she mean by this

>>717431936

>>717432307
Umamusume A
Umamusume B

>>717431936

>>717427505
Goldship is apparently closer in intelligence to ravens and crows 5han he is to other horses.

Genuinely too high IQ to care about anything besides sex.

>>717431893
Stamina spark farming since it''s the most valuable status?

>>717432505
Imagine having an uma wife and she gives birth to a hum*n daughter.

The utter fucking shame

>>717429441
Upkeep
Vets
Fuckhuge land acreage for a stable and having them running around
Shits half their weight daily

>>717429701
Pussy, I gambled with way worse odds.

>>717431936
>Home
Random
>Enhance
Tachyon
>Story
Teio
>Race
Maruzensky

>>717430018
Fuck I'm old

>>717432593
It's crazy that Umas haven't outright replaced human women in this setting.

>>717430853
>"Throughout Uma and Musume I alone am the enlightened one".
What did she mean by this?

>>717421553 (OP)
So this is like some kind of Tamagotchi with dating sim?

>>717432593
>hum*n daughter
They can't, Umas can only have Uma daughters or human sons.

>>717431936

Any Uma for this feel?

>>717429241
No they don't. Just look at horse games reviews.
>UmaMusu is mostly male reviews
>games like https://store.steampowered.com/app/1166860/Rival_Stars_Horse_Racing_Desktop_Edition/ are mostly female reviews
They play entirely different horse games.

>>717432492
It means there is no escape

>>717432771
>Extremely powerful athlete wifedaughter with cute ears
Or
>boring roastie
Wow how can I choose

>>717432197
is that S on mile, turf, and pace chaser really don't matter on that 3rd oguri

>>717432632
RFK Jr will nullify jewish HOA and zoning laws and make horses great again!

>find a tier list for supports
>"oh hey I actually got cards from A rank nearly MLB'd" (Manhattan, Silence Suzuka, etc.)
>spend literally all my moneis and support points bringing up 5-6 cards to level 40
>realize that all their skills are for Long races, and Front runners (and one for Late Surgers)
>literally impossible to run a horse that's Pace Chaser or anything other than Long races since I have no money left and all my other support cards are level 1

Bros...did I brick my account?

>thread about real uma
Do NOT look up what happened to Rice Shower.

>>717432771
Post more Umas x Human males having a family.

>>717432927
Chrono is cute
When is she coming home?

>>717428316
who is this again

>>717433012
Shouldn't a donkey be wearing that?

>>717433083
She was released like a month ago anon

>>717432235
This is something I thought about, if the character is stationary at the Race screen or whatever, they can't have the voiced events at the Home screen, can they?
I just leave everything in Random.

>>717433059
kwab

>>717432938
> Reviews.
Phone players don't really review shit and women generally don't want to out themselves as playing a dirty gacha made for male audience.

>>717429441
Zoning laws. Most farm type animals are illegal in suburban areas. You can keep a horse on a half acre property with a small corral long as the grass is decent enough for grazing. Getting hay is the tough part, oats are cheap. But getting a vet to come visit is more expensive than a dog

>>717433059
The goldship event tomorrow will give you 1M monies

>>717429326
god I wish that were my balls

>>717432896
The implication is kind of grim since that would mean eventually human females might go extinct in the future.

>>717432927
>Admire Vega
They can race with casual outfits?

>>717431549
Golshi seemingly felt remorse over the 12 billion incident

>>717433213
What a bright and wonderful future.

Do I need to be Late/End to activate this? My Uma is Pace.

ok but why does Golshi(real) specifically like hebes

I hate how used to I've gotten to the skip button, I wish I could go back to hearing the Umas' cute stories but it feels like a slow slog

>>717433059
time to spamtrain Mayano and Laisu

What is the gold ship event and what do I have to do for it

>>717429701
Someone on /v/ that can understand risk?
Impossible. Everyone here failed stat 101.

>>717433286
Even horses know that roasties are blown out undesirables

>>717423753
Too fucking fit

>>717433283
Yes, unless you specifically brick that uma's stamina and speed so it will always be at the last position so it can curse everyone ahead of it.

>>717423753
Made for BWC

>>717433084
Scarlet

>>717433357
A fuckton of good shit, including 1.2 million monies

5 million fans on Goldship

>>717433060
>what happened to Rice Shower
>https://umamusu.wiki/IRL:Rice_Shower
Shit happens. RIP "Black Assassin".

>>717433473
>5 million fans
Can I start grinding it now or do I have to wait for the event

>>717433283
Hypotetically Front or Pace can activate it but you need to be at the half end of the pack to activate it, so Late/End is more reliable.

>>717432896
Is this loli Suzuka or her daughter?
Either way, cute.

>>717433059
they are not in that tier only due to skills, it will be for factors such as stat gain, starting friendship, speciality priority, boost to training other stats, energy events, etc

>>717433535
loli Suzuka

>>717431001
oh

>>717431534
Why do you have king halo there? She's a sprinter card

>>717433409
She's an atlete.
>Can an horse be an athlete?
Yes!

>>717433525
you can grind golshi fans now but you'll still have to get 5m (with anyone) during the event
or can do all 5m with golshi during event for same result

>>717433612
Meanwhile "bakuhatsu" means explosion, which is probably why she does a Kamen Rider pose after winning, tokusatsus do have a lot of explosions.

would umas be seen driving a mustang? or a bronco? or a ferrari (umari)?

>>717433283
Gee I wonder what back means

I just realized monies is a pun for ponies and it is likely pronounced MOE-nies

>>717429441
Upkeep is the main issue. Technically this can go way down if you have land and the grass for them to hang out on. It's reason why so many people in Arizona attempt to have horses because they have alot of land and buying a horse is cheap, sometimes free, but nothing grows out there, not even grass, so they learn how much it costs to keep them fed.

And you don't NEED much space to maintain a horse, proven several times over in various parts of the world in various times of history, just dealing with the poop, smell, and wanting to see them run around comes naturally. They still have horses in New York City although they're always under fire for various reasons.

>>717433738
Kamen Rider unironically doesn't feature explosions after transformations though (not counting crossovers)

>>717433775
We literally have Maruzensky.

>>717433473
>5 million fans on Goldship
that is... a lot. I think I've only got around 750k on her at the moment

>>717433808
Constantly walking on pavement fucks up their hooves right

This is your class president, by the way.

>>717433881
Why does a highschool student not only own a car, but an expert at driving it?

>>717433881
Also while trying to find that card, I found this, holy.

>>717433931
That's what shoes are for

>>717433881
but lambos are named after b*lls

>>717433481
man fuck this shit

>>717433957
would you try to stop her?

>>717434000
shut the fuck up and get in the countach already

>>717433957
she graduated years ago but still hangs around in uniform to feel young

>>717424896
Thats just the owner being a clown
Horse could've been called "Lookin Classic Style" or just "Lookin Classic" if we go by naming it after the parents

>>717433957
all Uma's fathers are rich, talented and thoughtful otherwise they would've never been chosen by an uma to be her husband.

he gave her lessons in a Walmart parking lot about how to tool around and whip sick donuts

>>717433957
Fantasy world. Tachyon tested some special milkshakes out.

>>717426808
*Some of the anime is good

Season 1 genuinely isn't worth watching and has the potential to sour the entire experience for people.

>>717434054
Kinda comical picturing an average-sized uma trying to fit inside those italian classics. Ergonomics were literally an afterthought, they were almost tailor made for short legs

>>717434180
S1 is worth watching because it introduces the world and characters better than just going straight to season 2.
Yes they have different protagonists but it doesn't bother to explain a lot of the basics and it has some callbacks to season 1.

>>717434180
Why do people treat ss1 like it's pure shit or something? Do you people just allergic to cute girls doing cute things slice of life animes?

>>717431001
Do you think she runs like that in the Uma lane lane too?

>>717432896
>>717433213
>umas age like elves
>umas have existed since time immemorial
conclusion: human females can come from uma mothers
otherwise human females would be extinct long before the smartphone age

>>717433931
Without the proper shoes, yes. And I say proper because there are horse shoes designed for various surfaces, not just one-and-done-metal ones. Might have special ones for snow/ice or ones if on Asphalt all day. And damn I didn't know about the ones used for racing.

There could be medicinal ones as well for recovery or literal hoof shoes if not doing something so investing as nailing horse shoes.

>>717434180
S1 is mandatory for the Suzukino moments

>>717434007
>>717433481
uma musume serves as a purpose to not only give some of these horses a second chance, but to ensure their legacies are never forgotten.

>>717434180
I watched it in its entirety when it first aired. Maybe that's why I never got around to watching the rest of the series. At least my favorite got heavily featured in one of the episodes.

>>717433808
in texas it’s easier to get ag tax benefits with cows or goats or bees but you’ll often see horses mixed in

>>717434402
That's neat. It's literally like tires.

>>717434305
some people are incredibly averse to CGDCT for some reason, hell some people didn't like the seinen approach of CG

>>717429441
Taking care of horses is a fucking horrific job. My stepmom had one and every goddamn weekend I was over there I had to clean literal piles of horse shit for an animal that I didn't even like. Their food is expensive and they introduce a ton of hiccups into a daily routine. It's fucking miserable in 100+ degree summer weather.
I somehow still like this game and the girls in spite of having to work a stable.

>>717434305
Yes. S1 was also a victim of circumstance so it was played relatively safe, had to come up with something while the game was being remade, and Special Week embodied being the Jane Smith Anime Girls. It's too bad they did very little to improve her.

>>717431970
This, if the truck tires were upright and rolled, of course just about anyone could move them, but like that? Not so sure.

>>717433481
Remember that if you ever intend to retire to just do it instead of doing one last thing

>>717426460
If you're having trouble, try putting her up as a front runner. Having a poor strat aptitude only reduces raw wit, not skill activation rate, and wit is hardly necessary if all your other stats are up to par. Being further behind vastly increases the risk of getting stuck, which is the thing that kills runs more than lacking stats in my experience.

>>717434305
I don't dislike CGDCT. I dislike it when I expect sports drama and instead get CGDCT.

>>717433957
It's an Amercian thing. They can't leave the house without a car so kids are fast tracked

>>717434305
You just know they started with the Movie or CG.

>>717434637
The jockey tried real hard to keep it as a simple do nothing race to let Rice coast into the sunset. Instead Rice Shower's training kicked in and went all out since he was in the stadium and ignored the jockey

>>717434437
It's been a long back and forth since the 50's on whether horses should be treated as livestock or pets from a legal point of view, especially for tax purposes.

Is your Uma a pet or cow?

Bakushin

>>717434426
TELL ME ABOUT TAMAMO
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

>>717421553 (OP)
she's dead

>>717434305
Because it is. Season 1 spends so long orbiting around Special Week fawning over Silence Suzuka that it forgets to introduce anything that would actually make you care about any of these characters once the novelty of horse girls has worn off. Like that's a key thing you need to do with these sorts of shows, there needs to be an emotional draw beyond the gimmick.

>Puts zero emphasis on the fact that Grass Wonder thought of Special Week as a rival, it literally gets mentioned for like five seconds and is never brought up again
>Broye, a seeming one-off character from France, seemingly introduced into Japan late into the season because the creators were aware Special Week had no dedicated obstacle in the narrative

There's a reason S2 is considered one of the best. It does the cutesy moe stuff and then 50% is actual sports drama with Teio getting beat down by constant injuries to the point of wanting to give up.

>>717434804
Is this what happen after every legend race?

>>717434550
>every goddamn weekend I was over there I had to clean literal piles of horse shit
lol clean up the shit pooper scooper

Are you guys finding the writing and interactions genuinely good too? Like, the source material and the translation both seem top tier.

>>717434728
I literally started with season one a month ago and it was so fucking crap I was going to bail on watching the rest. It's only because people said to skip it that I got to experience the good stuff that came later.

>>717434774
>two tails
AI slop

>>717434915
Season one was ok at worst.

>>717434775
it depends on the size of her chest

>>717434979
It was mediocre to the point of pain. A 5/10 at best.

>>717434550
It's funny because I saw a recent review by an employee for a place that deals with trail rides at a (beautiful) place in the middle of nowhere and was really angry he had to work 7 days a week and had to feed the horses at sunrise and sundown. Makes me wonder how he got the job because it wasn't near any major city and taking care of animals on a non- 9-5 schedule is a given.

>>717433649
All I've got as a statstick.
It's my only MLB speed card, my Eishin Flash is dupe-less.

>>717434898
i mean, i guess. the game does a good job of making me like a girl when playing her career for the first time, but then you have obviously out-of-place stuff like how they avoid saying "Christmas"

>>717434842
>Broye, a seeming one-off character from France, seemingly introduced into Japan late into the season because the creators were aware Special Week had no dedicated obstacle in the narrative
I'm not saying it was well executed but that was literally what happened irl

>>717434928
There's only one tail that curves first to the right and then left...

>>717434898
i am constantly noticing mismatches with the dialogue and text because some gay localizer wanted to use some cartoony phrase instead of translating it to what they said.

They should create a spin off for uma males to be based on car racing

>>717430069
All of those are quite unoptimal. You have too much stamina for mile races (aim for like 550-650) on some ofthem, and then you have went way beyond overkill with gold recovery skills.

I would use the third one, it has the highest number of good skills, and has an S aptitude in terrain (+5% acceleration) and distance (+5% speed).

>>717435167
Then it would be disproportionately long.

>>717435221
Tragic

>>717435205
>males
yucky

>carefully plan every detail for a new career
>turn 2 fails at like 4% or some bullshit
>choose the top option
>lose 10 in all my stats anyways

Yep. I was right the first time. Fuck this terrible game for today. Absolute bullshit. Can't even win a debut race when that happens. Total ass. Never playing this ever again I swear.

>>717434842
>>Puts zero emphasis on the fact that Grass Wonder thought of Special Week as a rival, it literally gets mentioned for like five seconds and is never brought up again
There's literally an entire episode dedicated to Grass getting pissed about Spe ignoring her over Suzuka.

I'll just leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGsHrj9XuSU

Is this ever gonna trigger in Team Trials?

>>717434898
the translation sucks in a lot of places
>t. played JP

No point in worrying about the opinions of casuals or shounentards towards anime

>>717435451
>When you want to be in a shounen anime but the MC is CGDCT

>>717435415
>He gives up on a minor setback

>>717435496
there are more uphills and downhills than you'd think
https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks

>>717435415
you're a fourth rate trainer on a good day, no wonder your horses do that

>>717435205
>otome game spin-off

>>717435486
I know it doesn't hurt but why are they so chill about having to balance on 3 legs?

I fucking hate that weeaboo as wanna be japanese Grass Wonder

>show is about racing
>MC stops caring about racing for at least half the show to instead fantasize about rugmunching her roommate
El Condor's frustrations and sorrow and Grass Wonder talking down to Spe was the best part about S1

>>717435486
It's crazy that horse hooves are literally nails, I mean, I always knew they were nails, but they are LITERALLY nails.

>>717435539
i wish more people would notice, it actually makes me mad how much of the localization is practically a rewrite. i am fearful of how they'll mess up some of the future stuff too.
like i really enjoy this game and it's characters but this makes me angry enough to hold back on spending even a little.

i didn't know these things could swing upside down

>>717435764
How do you expect me to notice other than the use of modern slang here and there?

>>717431936

>>717435741
they're made of the same stuff as nails. just like hair is also made of keratin. you can't say you have hair growing out of your fingers.

>>717435771
>mejiro ryan
motherfucker spoiler that shit, I don't want to see that 'uma'

Mambo

>>717435725
The best parts of S1 are the Trainer fucker moments

>>717431936
Curren Chan with her costume on main
random everywhere else to interactionmaxx

>>717435920
TANNHAUSER

>>717435856
Is the casual outfit option a fucking qol feature too?

>>717435856
>casual clothes
how long until we get this on global? I barely even see the girls in them

>>717435725
I haven't looked into the anime (mainly because I'm partway through cardcaptor sakura at the moment and don't want to put that on hold) but I'm not getting the best impression on it. I hear the movies are good but the anime sounds like it focuses too hard on the CGDCT side of things instead of striking the all-important balance.

>>717427695
>The unseen consequence is that some are futa and dangerous.
Send all the dangerous futas my way. I will take one this burden and train them.

>>717433808
>They still have horses in New York City although they're always under fire for various reasons.
I live there, and another horse just collapsed and died on the street from overwork yesterday.
Imagine being born a horse, then moved to a city with almost zero grass (and you can't chew on any of the grass you see) and your entire life is dragging around the retarded, overweight tourists who come in to see Central Park "like they did in the old days" until you expire mid-trip because of horrible air quality and poor treatment by your keepers

>>717435713
It's ok when a cute girl does it.

>>717435713
why are there so many weebs in anime recently

>>717434550
The day to day isn't bad imo. Owning horses for work purposes though is pretty tough. They get hurt a lot more often than horses that are just owned for pleasure and need rest time / vet care. They also have a lot needs that you need specialists for, so sometimes you're sort of need to be a diy vet / ferrier if you don't want to spend a lot.

>>717436191
Did she died

>>717435846
i would attempt to explain but my japanese is only good enough to notice obvious mismatches in the voiced dialogue and translated text.
they basically try their hardest to make the script sound like a saturday morning cartoon. basic phrases like just telling someone to be quiet will get changed to like "BEAT IT". it's all relatively small stuff where the "feeling" gets across but there's just no REASON for them to have changed it to begin with. you can tell the localizer grew up with cartoons and is probably 30-35 years old.
i just have to tolerate it because i can read english like 300 times faster than japanese.

NPCs are real
>>717436106
How can you comment on something you've never seen without an ounce of shame

>>717436106
People are mostly talking about S1.
S2, RTTT, movie and CinGray actually strike a pretty good balance, that's most entries.

>>717436106
only S1 spends too much time on meaningless shit, it's not even proper cgdct or moe and you can tell that it's because the franchise was at a very early development stage. S2 is regarded as the best, S3 is worse than 1 because la negra kitasan is a shitty protag, RTTT OVA is very good and the movie is kino. CinGray is a bit divisive, for me, it's too shonen-like for what I'm looking for in this franchise

>>717436191
Horse had fatigue and saw another group of them on the sidewalk.

>>717435160
That's the thing though, the later series take much more exaggerated liberties with the IRL stories to better build up conflict and reasons to care about a race. Beginning of a New Era takes some wild creative spins on what actually happened with Agnes Tachyon for example.

S1 felt like it was too scared to do anything big despite already making up wins for Fraud Week.

Spechan should have bigger tits and act sluttier.

>>717436106
Weird comment coming from someone watching CCS, which has plenty of slice of life.

KONNA REESU WAAAAA
HAAAAAAAJIMETEEE
>SAN NI ICHI FIGHT!

>>717436371
She does around me (bigger tits included)

>>717436320
doubtful, but you just made me look it up. no real info about the horses death yet, but i did see this:
>The current rates are $72.22 for the first 20 minutes and $28.89 for each additional 10 minutes.
HOLY FUCK, PEOPLE PAY THAT MUCH TO HAVE THESE THINGS LUG THEM AROUND?

>>717435108
Some people will apply for literally anything, say anything, and then do anything just to keep a job. Usually this is someone with little to no marketable skills who is facing pretty severe pressure to have a stable income.
This was probably a guy who had never worked with animals before, and had no idea what the job would be like. The employer probably needed someone badly, and hired him after he said 'yes' every single time they asked him if he would be willing to do x or y thing.

>>717436371
Spechan should hate women and act more racist

>>717427538
No. Horses don't exist in their world at all.

bros...

>>717435856
you remembered machan...

>>717436523
explode

>>717436514
Finally, some REAL horse representation

>>717436191
The fuck did she do to this horse for it to literally flip out

>>717436523
God hates impulse rollers

>>717436523
AAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>717436523

>>717436558
horses just know when a woman deserves it.

>>717436523
I'm happy for you

>>717436523
Congratulations on rolling your wife anon!

>>717436332
yeah, you can tell that they were too tame with it and were afraid to take risks with the new franchise. No conflicts in S1 can even compare to any despairkino from S2

>>717436523
>wasting all your luck just before Tazuna/Creek banner
oh no no no no...

Spe drowning her trainer

>>717436523
You posted this last night, cunt.

>>717436659
When I hear about this I was like "wtf is wrong with that horse"

when I read into it and it morphed into "good morning, I hate women and japanese vetenarians"

>>717436713
This is why Teio-chan is the face of Umamusume

>>717429441
well, for starters, you need to live in the countryside so they have space to get some exercise. it's basically a necessity.

>>717436025
>>717436087
I don't remember when it drops but they eventually start releasing causal outfits in batches. You unlock them at affection 11 so its a bit of a grind. Can't use them in races, only in the gime screen and in MVs.

>>717436659
Why's she crying

How long until the super creek banner?

>my bakushin gets night owl, slacker, and migraine within 5 turns of each other late game
>cured none of it and we breeze through the URA anyway

>>717436523
wow, you got TWO ENTIRE king halos?

>>717433881
yo, unc, nice ride

>>717436523
Having more than 3 SSRs on a single pull should make your address public on display.

>>717436769
Because she lost bigly, but the horse won forever

>>717436662
I unironically love Teio's bitch face in the cutscenes

>>717436191
Things are going to fall apart more from there I think in NYC. I don't know if that horse was a draft or not but they'll work themselves to death if given the choice. Not to mention the care of them, wondering how that horse got to that point. Still, you have to realize how out of touch people get with certain animals if they're not there with them.

Still gets me when people are traumatized by their cat or dog dying to old age, or when the large dogs especially are dealing with pain and they don't know what to do. Crying and mourning I get and have done myself, but they are not gonna live that long. And arguing against myself, I'm 50/50 with horse racing because of how much bad stuff I know goes on behind the scenes, especially with breeding, although I know not every horse industry person is involved.

I don't think there's an easy answer for what to do with pets and livestock overall, but if any of you anons have some or one, please take care of them.

>>717436713
I'll try to grope her one last time before I drown

>>717432574
theres a fine line between genius and madness

>>717436523
Fake

>>717436771
2 days

>>717436769
It was the olympics, and her horse basically decided it was going to take the day off.

>been trying for days to make the perfect PVP Oguri
>trying with 4 speed / 2 stamina with power inherits, or 4 speed / 2 power with stamina inherits
>have decent cards, MLB SR-s , with friend rental of MLB Creek or MLB Vodka
>still can't even get remotely close to the 1200/900/800 + golden recovery stat spread
I don't know what to do, it's slowly souring the game for me, in pvp I keep running into these busted Oguris, and best one of mine was only 1200/700/700 with sub 400 wit

>>717436935
>I'm 50/50 with horse racing because of how much bad stuff I know goes on behind the scenes, especially with breeding, although I know not every horse industry person is involved.
it honestly reminds me of the idol industry in a way, which I think is why this game's hybrid of the two feels so weird to me.

>>717435108
the girls at the local stockyard are always super fit and hot

>>717436523
>Trainee exchange points 21
YOU GOT THIS IN 21 PULLS?
AAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>717436451
Yes, the maintenance of keep theses horses and equipment along with the personnel in the middle of NYC is very high. I've seen them in other cities for much cheaper, but Phoenix is much more horse friendly then Manhattan is. Imagine trying to navigate a trailer into NYC.

And it it wasn't clear, most if not all of those NYC stables have history.

>>717436721
People were sleeping last night so I barely got any (You)s

>>717437091
Why do you care about pvp so much? Just have fun

>>717437093
I think that's explained by the creator or designer being the same guy from Idolmaster.

>>717434426
>aston maachan
>irl horse died very young, one of the youngest deaths in the roster
>did decently well in sprints and miles, especially for a mare, but ultimately her career was swallowed up as she ran during the height of scarlet and vodka's rivalry
>begs the (You) on the other side of the screen to not forget her
man

>>717437176
you're a bigger whore than curren chan

>>717437161
I the stables that the horses come from to go into central park is about half a mile away, i know that block very well. My dad lived there for a year or two, and the entire block and a good area around it smells like nothing but horseshit. As many people who can't stand living around that shit for the sake of tourist want this practice shut down as animal welfare advocates

>>717437276
N-nyo...
Honestly I'm still riding the high of this pull I still can't believe it

>>717436935
the horse racing industry is very interesting in the Japanese scene. the horses themselves are treated like idols rather than just.. horses. to the point where they have merchandise. I have never seen anything like this in the US.

>>717437079
>>717436659
okay that's funny
I love it when an animal just doesn't care and humans, who care too much about some surrogate activity, suffer for it

>>717437357
ever considered nothing good ever happens in the US? That country suck ass

>>717436523
Kill yourself

>>717437357
The JRA are crafty businessmen/hypemen who pulled a bunch of tricks to keep their boat afloat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXfpmyQPdTs

>>717437610
>The JRA are crafty businessmen/hypemen
so they are your average japanese

>>717437357
Maybe cause US is a shithole?

does anybody have that Rest and Relaxation pic with the actual horses in the water

Who is the Lebron James of Japan horses?

>>717437296
They're hella unique, having to special elevators to get them up and down, and the smell probably even worse from how compacted the place is. There was definitely differences between the more wide open stables in outdoor ranches and more smaller ones at places like horse arenas. Can only imagine how a vertical, urban horse building smells like.

And fuck animal rights activists their end goal is human extinction and not joking, been attacked by several (well more scuffles and thrown objects, plenty of name calling at me) in the past. I know they mean well in the end, but holy shit so many are retarded. Extremism is never good.

>>717437670
Even here in Bongistan the horse racing scene is dying. Turns out when your entire industry is propped up by druggies and people one bad bet away from being homeless, and you name every animal "Crusty Cunt Cobbler" to appease Bazzer NORF FC's dated funny bone, people slowly stop caring.

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>>717437357
You can thank Oguri Cap (as in peak) for revitalizing Japanese horse racing so that Umamusume could be created.
https://youtu.be/V13ZP3_vksU?t=85

Why did Rudolf lost to europeans? I don't get it.

Was it the grass?

>>717437709
>Who is the Lebron James of Japan horses?

>>717437079
The horse was having a shit day overall and the previous had 3 incidents that would've qualified them for a new horse, but managed to get their attempt done. When it came time for the german girl, the vets refused to let her swap him out since he only had 3 out of the 4 bad attempts.

Then he started doing his shit, she had a woman moment and it became history. All in all, it was the fault of the olympics' vets for forcing the horse to go out again because of "erm, ackshually" when it clearly wasn't having any of it and was done.

But still, fuck that bitch with an iron poker up her ass, she started whipping the horse, hitting him and yelling at it in a fit of woman moments

>>717437269
if she has memories of her past life, do you think silence suzuka and rice shower know too?

>>717437672
stop using discord

>>717437709
a roided out statpadding fraud that needs to retire?

>>717423675
Someone post the Oguri plushie that looks like this.

>>717434426
narita is cute there

>>717437896
what
>>717437783
thank you anon kun

>>717437876
Only selected hors got blessed (or cursed) with FOREKNOWLEDGE.

>>717437863
Allegedly the track was shit and didn't give enough room for the horses to feel comfortable jumping either.

>>717437876
I hope not. They both deserve to be blissful in their ignorance.

>>717437876
Isn't there a horse girl that literally goes to kill herself in the game because the time of the year lines up with the horse's actual death?

Can you be friends with horses so you can pet them and feed them and they're happy to see you

>>717438112
They're as smart as dogs, they do this with their owners.

>>717438084
yes, aston machan, the one you're replying to

>>717438112
are you retarded? they are one of the most loyal animals in the world, way better than your favorite tranimal, the dog (yuck)

>>717435486
Now you've got me reading about horseshoes and now I know the Romans put sandals on their horses.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hipposandal

I considered my account lucky at first, but the last 100 rolls in the Kitasan banner and 40 rolls in the Narita Taishin banner have been flops.

I wish I got to see more horshoes than just Golshi when she kicks me in the face, I want to see if they have different horshoes per Uma, or how they stick to their footwear

>>717437876
>aston machan
i like how her model ingame sometimes just looks directly at (you)

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>>717438168
please tell me you're joking.

>>717437357
Japan loves sports, look at racing and baseball for example. I'm not sure why its so popular, I think Japanese are just very good at advertisement.

>>717438262
You can see a lot of horseshoe close ups and scenes in the anime.

>>717438112
yes. just ask gold ship's caretaker. horse bonding comes down to trust, care, and companionship. their love for you is earned, like with dogs.

>>717438291
Nope, she wanders off in the middle of the night and you find her by a cliff edge.

The people involved with the horse signed off on this.

>>717437357
America went all in on Football and Basketball for our sports fix. How can a horse match up to Tom Brady?

>>717436523
Isn't this mathematically impossible?

>>717438471
>earned, like with dogs.
You mean cats. You don't have to do anything for a dog to love you

>>717438583
dogs love people; but a dog's level of devotion and admiration for their owner.

>>717438502
machan's owner was there supervising and guiding the writing of her story
that guy really loved that horse

>>717438583
Yeah you do wtf

Fucking weather hints everytime

huh? what exactly did she mean by this?

>>717438673
No you don't you can abandon your dog in your backyard and only throw him food and he's gonna love you anyway

>>717438745
You're like Tom Cruise

>>717438745
This horse is thirsty as fuck

>>717438502
is there a screencap of this? if so post here or in the next thread

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>>717438745
>>717438781

>>717438531
a single roll is a 3% chance of getting a 3*
so unless my math is wrong its like 0.263% chance to roll 3 3* on a 10 roll, unlikely but not impossible, when i was rerolling i got 3 SSRs on a 10 rolls a couple of times across a few dozen 10 rolls

>>717438912
I think you are being trolled bwo

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>>717439145
>roll 3 3*
there are FOUR there anon, not 3

You will buy the watch with your umawife on it and wear it proudly in public right?

>>717439170
It's not a troll, go actually play her career. She also breaks the 4th wall and directly addresses the player.

>>717439259
Where? 2 curren and 1 teio

its not that big of a deal, it would be if there were 4 tho

>>717439201
Inside her cheeks?
My balls.
I'm still bleeding please call an ambulance

>>717439145
>a single roll is a 3% chance of getting a 3*
I feel like that can't be right cause I haven't gotten a single 3* without a ticket

>>717439319
Mihono Bourbon blindanon...
literally the first uma in the pic

>>717438745
Getting compared to Maverick is the best thing to happen to you

>>717437790
No it was Haru Urara

>>717439342
Sucks to be you, I MLB Twin Turbo when I started the game and I was rerolling.

>>717439404
holy shit!

>>717439305
I don't know Japanese but I'll take your word for it anon