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Anonymous No.720686692 [Report] >>720686901 >>720686950 >>720686959 >>720687313 >>720687531 >>720688618 >>720692057 >>720692923 >>720693549 >>720693752 >>720700414
Which games can you get noticeably FAT in?
Anonymous No.720686759 [Report]
>fat vodka
Cursed webm
Anonymous No.720686816 [Report] >>720688035 >>720693549 >>720695186 >>720695512
Anonymous No.720686901 [Report]
>>720686692 (OP)
you're gonna carry that weight
Anonymous No.720686939 [Report] >>720687313 >>720693549 >>720695186
Which way, /v/?
Anonymous No.720686950 [Report]
>>720686692 (OP)
If you dont login enough for Atelier Resleriana and get your pies, Rorona will eat the pies herself and get fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9wm9UA3FN0
Anonymous No.720686959 [Report] >>720687561
>>720686692 (OP)
how long until this is in global
Anonymous No.720687313 [Report]
>>720686692 (OP)
Fable and GTA SA

>>720686939
to the gym
Anonymous No.720687531 [Report] >>720687701
>>720686692 (OP)
Wow, look at those slow metabolisms!
Anonymous No.720687561 [Report]
>>720686959
first anni i thinnk
Anonymous No.720687616 [Report] >>720688084
mcfat
Anonymous No.720687660 [Report] >>720687758 >>720689662
Oh no no no Taishinkeks... how do we respond without sounding mad?
Anonymous No.720687701 [Report]
>>720687531
Anonymous No.720687758 [Report] >>720687923
>>720687660
I COPY!

https://youtu.be/8PkF-MyoE9Q?si=XPzMDMQ6KGDTZ0c1
Anonymous No.720687816 [Report]
Taishin meta memes will continue until morale improves
She's "meta" for almost two years
Anonymous No.720687923 [Report] >>720688279 >>720688732
>>720687758
she looks stupid doing that
Anonymous No.720688035 [Report] >>720688216
>>720686816
Golshi's underboob...
Anonymous No.720688084 [Report]
>>720687616
fa-queen
Anonymous No.720688216 [Report]
>>720688035
Anonymous No.720688279 [Report]
>>720687923
>t. brocked
Anonymous No.720688618 [Report] >>720689218 >>720695595
>>720686692 (OP)
>noticeably FAT
Isn't that a nigga rapper?
Anonymous No.720688702 [Report] >>720688926
My Grass is too muscular using 3 spe/3 pow. Will try 4 spe/2 pow next.
Anonymous No.720688732 [Report]
>>720687923
t. brian
Anonymous No.720688891 [Report] >>720689021
jp bros how the fuck do I delete my data to reroll? the button just isn't there
Anonymous No.720688926 [Report] >>720689205
>>720688702
Go for more wit anon
also make sure you're hitting 301 guts for the extra (hidden) speed boost
Anonymous No.720689021 [Report]
>>720688891
there isn't she has your info now
Anonymous No.720689205 [Report] >>720689980
>>720688926
Yeah I should prioritize guts every events so it can reach 300. This is still my 2nd try, I'm still experimenting to find the best support decks. If 4 speed/2 pow is overkill too I'll try 3 speed/2 pow/1 wit.
Anonymous No.720689218 [Report]
>>720688618
you are thinking of infamous large
Anonymous No.720689662 [Report]
>>720687660
NEXT TIME for sure
Anonymous No.720689907 [Report] >>720690115 >>720690264 >>720690647
stay fat.
Anonymous No.720689980 [Report] >>720690379
>>720689205
I ended up with 4/2 for grass. clicked stam a couple times for guts up and picked guts options from events. Got 400+ wit as well
Was that all skill points spent? Seems low amount, but it's all of the strongest ones though
Anonymous No.720690064 [Report] >>720690423 >>720693596
I can handle how much this games fucks you over on your guest runs trying to actually get shit done and it just fucks you over for months on end, Narita route is fucked beyond belief, I get one events that takes you from Great to Awful in one shot, and just keeps you locked there, I swear to god I spent 12 turns on max stamina in the hospital, recreation, loosing to 2% failure, I just can't with this fucking nightmare if this is just the default bullshit your expected to deal with to try and do anything I'm fucking done
Anonymous No.720690115 [Report]
>>720689907
Anonymous No.720690145 [Report] >>720690220 >>720690227 >>720690489 >>720693875 >>720700632
where are all the Ryanfags? she has a couple decent skills for Cancer and innate wet conditions
shame on you
Anonymous No.720690220 [Report]
>>720690145
i don't have her 3 star yet so i can't
Anonymous No.720690227 [Report]
>>720690145
She's still 1*. Would otherwise, would go 3x lates
Anonymous No.720690264 [Report] >>720690317
>>720689907
I don't want to wait years to roll for Horse Kino.
Anonymous No.720690317 [Report]
>>720690264
At least that means you have a long time to save up
Anonymous No.720690379 [Report]
>>720689980
Yeah I spend it all. but I checked it and the biggest reason might be because I don't get the minimum race bonus to get +2 all stats on objective races. That's why my guts/wit is too low and my skill points are too little.
Anonymous No.720690415 [Report] >>720692075
Anonymous No.720690423 [Report]
>>720690064
>if this is just the default bullshit your expected to deal with to try and do anything I'm fucking done
There is a future update that nerfs random moods and the like
we're still playing the beta version of the game remember. There will be more scenarios, more QOL changes, and so on over time. Take a break, it's not worth stressing out over
Anonymous No.720690489 [Report]
>>720690145
Sorry I can only borrow you for now. I spend my statues for Grass.
Anonymous No.720690509 [Report]
First El attempt, I'm going to use stam sparks and 4/2 str cards
Anonymous No.720690529 [Report] >>720690597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuhYVpW7pj0
Fat CJ is hilarious.
Anonymous No.720690597 [Report]
>>720690529
It's actually insane that this was the last game to do anything interesting with fat mechanics
Anonymous No.720690647 [Report]
>>720689907
But I'm trying to lose weight
Anonymous No.720690712 [Report] >>720690890 >>720697314
I just looked at the timeline and unless I'm wrong Tachyon doesn't get a legend race until April next year, what the FUCK. How am I supposed to get her outfit? I only have like 40
Anonymous No.720690764 [Report]
San Andreas
Anonymous No.720690890 [Report] >>720691704
>>720690712
Looks like you gotta roll for dupes and spend your statues Guineapig-kun
Anonymous No.720690936 [Report] >>720691005
Anonymous No.720691005 [Report]
>>720690936
We desparately need an Uma fighting game
Anonymous No.720691550 [Report] >>720691642 >>720691767 >>720691879 >>720692015
>Got 2nd place last time
>Will get 3rd place this time
Anonymous No.720691590 [Report]
cute!
Anonymous No.720691621 [Report]
>no rainbows during ura finals
fuck you I could hit 1200 speed man
Anonymous No.720691642 [Report]
>>720691550
You have to believe.
Anonymous No.720691704 [Report] >>720693108
>>720690890
But I don't have that many statues, and they are already at 2 cost. I'd need like +300 statues and I'm saving my carats for march
Anonymous No.720691767 [Report]
>>720691550
You would've won if this CM was in the DAAAHBY
Anonymous No.720691879 [Report]
>>720691550
I'm just glad i got into the finals with the terrible deck i have. Already feels like a complete victory beating some whales every now and then.
Anonymous No.720692015 [Report] >>720692090
>>720691550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i51221qoazI
Anonymous No.720692057 [Report]
>>720686692 (OP)
Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Main Story Chapter 1)
Anonymous No.720692075 [Report]
>>720690415
RUNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING SEXU
Anonymous No.720692090 [Report]
>>720692015
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.720692173 [Report] >>720692248 >>720692259 >>720692462
How did CMs go today lads? Is it the time to jump in the water now?
Anonymous No.720692206 [Report] >>720694183
I will make my Golshi a cancer cup winner!
Anonymous No.720692237 [Report] >>720692774 >>720692880
what's a good deck for titty shuttle this upcoming CM?
Anonymous No.720692248 [Report]
>>720692173
I did a little better today, went about half and half. Based on other anon's experience, I think the "safest" time is when Americans are asleep I.e. about 5 hours from now just to be safe
Anonymous No.720692249 [Report] >>720692390 >>720692601 >>720694275
Anonymous No.720692259 [Report] >>720692382
>>720692173
You're too late dude, the easy matchmaking period was 1 hour ago.
Anonymous No.720692327 [Report]
I want to bully condor by taking away her mask
Anonymous No.720692382 [Report]
>>720692259
not that guy but my easiest matches were when I queued like 6 hours from now. or maybe I just got lucky and never matched up with any decent golshis
Anonymous No.720692390 [Report]
>>720692249
but that's no laughing matter
Anonymous No.720692462 [Report]
>>720692173
The best time to do CM is always before you enter and after you enter.
Anonymous No.720692513 [Report] >>720692628
YOU CAN'T HAVE CHAMPIONSHIP PLATINUM!!!!!
Anonymous No.720692601 [Report]
>>720692249
How does giving Brian a bento everyday help HishiAma defeat her?
Anonymous No.720692628 [Report]
>>720692513
platinum? I barely made it to the finals
Anonymous No.720692647 [Report] >>720692762
JP anons, Ms.Victoria is the CM song right? Do you have to actually place 1st in a CM to unlock it?
Anonymous No.720692760 [Report]
Gold ship is so fucking powerful im surprised she's free, literally all my matches have been her winning by obliteration
Anonymous No.720692762 [Report]
>>720692647
No from what I remember, they distribute it to everyone, you don't even need to participate in CM.
Anonymous No.720692774 [Report]
>>720692237
Kitasan, Suzuka, Halo, Bourbon, FM and maybe Oguri if you don't want to grind for a parent with Groundwork, since she has 20% speed bonus i dont think she needs 4 speed cards, you have a bunch of good front-runner cards so i would play around with changing one card with Seiun or even sweep tosho
Anonymous No.720692841 [Report] >>720692907 >>720692920 >>720693070
Who is the thinking man's uma?
Anonymous No.720692880 [Report] >>720693717
>>720692237
Unfortunately she's not a great pick as her unique skill does nothing on this particular track
Pace chasers are also kinda weak for this but she does have 20% speed training going for her at least
If you're set on her, you could build her as front runner, 3spe,2pow,1wit
But to build as front you'd need Seiun as parent for her skill and groundwork sparks on legacies. Then tailor your deck around which green skills you need (standard distance, tokyo track, left handed, summer runner, wet conditions)
If you don't want to do any of that then just build her how you normally would as pace chaser but aim for 601 stam 301 guts for a free speed boost at least (this track only)
Anonymous No.720692907 [Report]
>>720692841
Biwa Hayahide, but of course
Anonymous No.720692920 [Report]
>>720692841
Biwa Hayahide
Anonymous No.720692923 [Report] >>720693042
>>720686692 (OP)
el chunko pasa
Anonymous No.720693042 [Report]
>>720692923
El Gorda Sienta
Anonymous No.720693070 [Report]
>>720692841
Air Shakur
Anonymous No.720693108 [Report]
>>720691704
Then you're just gonna have to wait till later Anon. You'll probably get enough dupes during the anniversary banner to get her.
Anonymous No.720693118 [Report] >>720693216
Anonymous No.720693136 [Report]
Teio is so cool, the greatest MC in uma musume history. I watched the real arima kinen race and it was incredibly hype. She's too underrated here if only her skills didn't fucking suck
Anonymous No.720693174 [Report] >>720693349 >>720693468
>
Anonymous No.720693216 [Report]
>>720693118
Anonymous No.720693308 [Report] >>720693404 >>720693462 >>720693497 >>720695097
when do we get the update that lets me reroll blue sparks? this shit is painful
Anonymous No.720693349 [Report] >>720696684
>>720693174
Anonymous No.720693376 [Report] >>720693440 >>720693465
What the fuck I'm pretty sure I got the second event of a card I don't own during a run. Does that mean theoretically I could finish a whole cards events that I didn't prep for my deck?
Anonymous No.720693404 [Report]
>>720693308
Think fast toreina
Anonymous No.720693440 [Report]
>>720693376
In theory, yes
Anonymous No.720693462 [Report] >>720693506 >>720693532 >>720693848
>>720693308
Anonymous No.720693465 [Report]
>>720693376
>Does that mean theoretically I could finish a whole cards events that I didn't prep for my deck?
Yes, you can get full event chains for cards not in your deck, although pretty rare
Anonymous No.720693468 [Report] >>720693560
>>720693174
You laugh now but teiobros will inherit the threads. These lands are OURS you will one day take us seriously
Anonymous No.720693497 [Report]
>>720693308
Anonymous No.720693506 [Report]
>>720693462
shiraoki-sama has abandoned you
Anonymous No.720693532 [Report]
>>720693462
Fukukitaru is...a lucklet?
Anonymous No.720693549 [Report] >>720693614 >>720693667
>>720686692 (OP)
>>720686816
>>720686939
I love girls with big tummies, fuck
Anonymous No.720693560 [Report]
>>720693468
AW MAN
Anonymous No.720693596 [Report] >>720693664 >>720695267
>>720690064
that event is mandatory and will always happen, Taishin just has a woman moment seeing her friends do better than them
The best way to deal with it is to do a recreation and hope for a karaoke + claw machine. Don't bother curing the practice poor and gamble the 2% until it heals itself after the Nikkei Sho. You can also gamble on recreation and cure it with the shrine visit event, you always prioritize getting the mood back to great to maximize trainings.
t. avid taishin toreina
Anonymous No.720693610 [Report]
How can women compete with Umas?
Anonymous No.720693614 [Report] >>720693728
>>720693549
Anonymous No.720693664 [Report] >>720693771 >>720694032
>>720693596
What the fuck Taishin's career sounds like a pain in the ass.
Anonymous No.720693667 [Report] >>720693834
>>720693549
so you want a landwhale who's fatter than you?

have you considered losing some weight you fat cunt?
Anonymous No.720693717 [Report] >>720694569
>>720692880
>Unfortunately she's not a great pick as her unique skill does nothing on this particular track
I assume Bakushin's a better pick? Who else would you recommend?
Anonymous No.720693728 [Report] >>720693768 >>720694073 >>720695787 >>720695891 >>720697071
>>720693614
Anonymous No.720693752 [Report] >>720693789 >>720693832 >>720694007 >>720694096 >>720694767
>>720686692 (OP)
i've barely been logging in
Anonymous No.720693768 [Report]
>>720693728
SEXO
Anonymous No.720693771 [Report]
>>720693664
It is a complete pain in the ass. There are multiple things that make her really really hard to enjoy grinding
Anonymous No.720693789 [Report]
>>720693752
nobody asked
Anonymous No.720693832 [Report]
>>720693752
Danchou's not gonna be too happy about this...
Anonymous No.720693834 [Report]
>>720693667
You're being weird.
Anonymous No.720693848 [Report] >>720693901 >>720693962
>>720693462
I didn't screenshot it because I immediately forced closed this chinky game but I did a Bakushin run, 17/18 wins, barely A rank but got there, and these zipperheads give me 1* Power, 2* Front, 1* personal skill, and nothing else. Really incredible these japs just accept such dogshit design, we should have gotten the competently made version from square one. Waste of my time otherwise.
Anonymous No.720693875 [Report] >>720693963
>>720690145
I don't want a horse boy in my horse girl game
Anonymous No.720693901 [Report]
>>720693848
>chinky game
japanese game thoughbeit
Anonymous No.720693912 [Report] >>720694103 >>720694327
I have converted to Bakushinism
Anonymous No.720693962 [Report]
>>720693848
>17/18 wins, barely A rank
so a completely average run?
Anonymous No.720693963 [Report]
>>720693875
>boy
Anonymous No.720694000 [Report] >>720694105
>Qualify for group A on the last chance
>Haven't gotten a single win in round two
I don't think I'm even going to qualify for the final, because I cannot get ONE win
Anonymous No.720694001 [Report]
I love nice nature!
Anonymous No.720694007 [Report]
>>720693752
Anonymous No.720694012 [Report]
TEIO TEIO TEIO TEIO TEIO TEIO
Anonymous No.720694017 [Report]
Anonymous No.720694032 [Report] >>720694125 >>720694226 >>720694757
>>720693664
it is, especially because it happens right before the kikuka sho and it only pays off by giving her ~20 to all stats after the nikkei sho. It makes runs with her rely on luck a lot more because it heavily handicaps her growth (jej) and her 20% bonus is on fucking guts
It doesn't help that she's so good at losing, I never get the skill upgrades because it's insanely hard to get enough fans while also having good enough stats and manage her mood swings, I'm still bringing her to Cancer though
Anonymous No.720694073 [Report]
>>720693728
Ideal female form
Anonymous No.720694078 [Report] >>720694161
I'm very surprised how many umas are viable you got seiun, suzuka, el condor, taishin, bakushin, grass, daiwa, vodka, etc. Has the best 3 comp been figured out yet?
Anonymous No.720694096 [Report]
>>720693752
DANCHOU, HERE'S THE GUY
Anonymous No.720694103 [Report]
>>720693912
BAKU
SHIN
SHIIIIIIIIN
Anonymous No.720694105 [Report]
>>720694000
>Had zero wins
>Get triple 0's in the post
>Get my first win because of winning ticket
ARIGATO TICKET-CHAN!!!!!!
Anonymous No.720694125 [Report]
>>720694032
The entire reason she's good is because of Imminent Shadow. If you don't get that, you're basically just training a worse goldship for no reason.
Anonymous No.720694161 [Report]
>>720694078
of course it has it's a 4 year old game
>3 front runners
>3 late surgers
>any combination of end, late, pace and front
it's a gambling race, pick your poison
Anonymous No.720694178 [Report] >>720694714
DAHBY
Anonymous No.720694183 [Report] >>720694230
>>720692206
Great minds think alike. Here's my first attempt.
Anonymous No.720694226 [Report] >>720694304
>>720694032
what's a good place to find tanukis like your pic related anon?

https://youtu.be/YAV5bsyONWk?si=ahbm76OQ2homkFYL

Like look at taishin raging earlier in the video, I need a gif of that
Anonymous No.720694230 [Report] >>720694607 >>720694631
>>720694183
>no spurt
useless
Anonymous No.720694275 [Report]
>>720692249
By me.
Anonymous No.720694304 [Report] >>720694329
>>720694226
https://rentry.org/uma26
Anonymous No.720694327 [Report]
>>720693912
based
bakushin supremacy
Anonymous No.720694329 [Report]
>>720694304
Oh shit I didn't even notice that, thanks anon
Anonymous No.720694392 [Report] >>720695012
Thanks for fucking nothing
Anonymous No.720694401 [Report] >>720694540 >>720694624 >>720695941
I understand that some umas (i.e maruzensky) will not perform well because their ults are useless, but are they quite literally useless? As in won't add any velocity or lengths?
Anonymous No.720694467 [Report] >>720694527 >>720694528 >>720694538 >>720694608 >>720695409
I don't know why but I really hate the name "goldshi" or "golshi". Just say goldship.
Anonymous No.720694527 [Report]
>>720694467
You can be a pretentious weeb and call her 564 too.
Anonymous No.720694528 [Report] >>720694798
>>720694467
She calls herself gorushi though?
Anonymous No.720694538 [Report] >>720694798
>>720694467
https://youtu.be/iNfemqp0PlU?list=RDiNfemqp0PlU
Anonymous No.720694540 [Report]
>>720694401
I mean you can still build a really strong Maruzensky, it's just her unique isn't gonna provide much value here. It might give you a slight boost, but it's not gonna be enough to make much of an impact in the match. You can put other strong front runner abilities on her like groundwork, inherit seiun sky's unique etc.
Anonymous No.720694569 [Report] >>720694957
>>720693717
Vodka, Grass, Ryan are good LS options
Daiwa, Mayo (sparks) are good front options
El Condor is a much more viable pace chaser option than Taiki due to her skill, but still suffers vs front runner meta
Bakushin is more of a front running debuffer for this, but I don't see why you couldn't run her as an ace as well
Vodka and grass are easiest to build here and can make use of your MLB Eishin Flash more than front runners
Something like Kita, Flash, Halo/Sweep, Biwa, Helios. You could borrow Vodka to replace Biwa too. Up to you if you wanna pick a 4th speed with the remaining slot or bring Fine Motion. Or Agnes as she has LS savvy and front debuffs and a decent amount of uncaps for you
You can build fronts as well, but they'll take a lot more prep and parent planning to get what they need for the meta
Anonymous No.720694607 [Report]
>>720694230
Her stats are far from my ideal goal anyway, so back to the Golshi mine I guess.
Anonymous No.720694608 [Report] >>720694798
>>720694467
Anonymous No.720694624 [Report]
>>720694401
in an ideal world where everyone has 1200 speed and 1200 power with SSS aptitudes, it won't do anything meaningful enough to help her win in the final spurt
In practice, it will probably help her get to first place and trigger Seiun's unique sometimes. What will do the heavy lifting for Front Runners is that skill, it's why you run a bunch of other things that help your Front Runner keep the lead and activate Angling & Scheming to win, you can run any front because of that
Anonymous No.720694631 [Report] >>720694884
>>720694230
isn't the last spurt straight like 250 m?
Anonymous No.720694657 [Report] >>720695610
Is this the thread?
Anonymous No.720694670 [Report]
Anonymous No.720694714 [Report]
>>720694178
!!!
Anonymous No.720694757 [Report] >>720695081
>>720694032
>Taishin is apparently a pain in the ass to train
>Gold Ship is a pain in the ass to train
>Urara can also be pretty difficult to work with (because it's so difficult to hit fan thresholds with her)
It's rough being an End Closer enjoyer...
Anonymous No.720694767 [Report]
>>720693752
Anonymous No.720694798 [Report] >>720694980
>>720694528
>>720694538
>>720694608
It's literally just japs shorthanding it because they can't pronounce it even though they picked the name
Anonymous No.720694823 [Report]
>51+ speed
I just bakushined all over myself
Anonymous No.720694884 [Report]
>>720694631
the only reason why End Closers are viable in Cancer is because of Spurt/Shadow since the final spurt is on a straight. Yes it is a very short track, but Ends will have much more power than they do in Gemini so they speed up even faster and will catch up to Front Runners that proced Angling & Scheming most of the time (if they don't get BROCKED of course)
thing is that Spurt is a much weaker version of Shadow so Golshi won't win as much as Taishin, Anchors Aweigh will help her get in better positions but she's not a meta pick like Taishin
Anonymous No.720694956 [Report] >>720695342 >>720695486
>Angling and scheming
>says "slightly increase"
>In practice it makes the umas rocket at the speed of light way faster than any other acceleration skill.
So the game just fucking lies
Anonymous No.720694957 [Report]
>>720694569
dang thanks for the detailed info
Anonymous No.720694980 [Report]
>>720694798
>race commentators asked if they could have a nickname for rudolf because it was too hard for them to read
>the owner just yelled at them
Anonymous No.720695012 [Report] >>720695320
>>720694392
at least you didn't take Coast is Clear as well... right?
Anonymous No.720695081 [Report] >>720695583
>>720694757
I find the 25 turns they give you for the 5,000 fans goal is more than enough to get 12,000 fans necessary, but I guess PEMN.
Anonymous No.720695096 [Report]
gourudo shippu
Anonymous No.720695097 [Report] >>720695434
>>720693308
>Get this right after
>No groundwork

FUCK OFF
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.720695186 [Report] >>720695265 >>720695326 >>720695586
>>720686816
>>720686939
they don't look fat, they look pregnant
Anonymous No.720695265 [Report] >>720695359
>>720695186
That's hot as fuck
Anonymous No.720695267 [Report]
>>720693596
>Don't bother curing the practice poor
but you get more stats and practice perfect++ if you do cure it
Anonymous No.720695274 [Report] >>720695358 >>720695873
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa I just want to go 5-0 one time, but I keep getting brocked or Spurt doesn't trigger.
Anonymous No.720695297 [Report] >>720695351 >>720695361 >>720697574 >>720697668
The Green Demon of Misfortune has appeared! 1 star guts sparks will haunt you unless you respond to this post with “I love Human women, and would never date an Uma!”
Anonymous No.720695320 [Report]
>>720695012
If it's a directional skill then no
Anonymous No.720695326 [Report]
>>720695186
nice
Anonymous No.720695342 [Report]
>>720694956
Sorry, Tazuna wrote the skill descripttions
Anonymous No.720695351 [Report]
>>720695297
but tazuna and director are horses...

The only humans are like aoi and riko
Anonymous No.720695358 [Report] >>720695702
>>720695274
Is Ogurin getting any wins?
Anonymous No.720695359 [Report]
>>720695265
the trainer and "team building" exercises went to far
Anonymous No.720695361 [Report] >>720695492
>>720695297
Fuck you bitch, I'm gonna go raw dog my trainee now.
Anonymous No.720695409 [Report]
>>720694467
Gold Ship is two syllables in English. Go-ru-do-shi-(p)pu is five in Japanese, so they shorten it to go-ru-shi. The nickname just stuck in the translation, as it should. Same goes for Special Week (Su-pe-shya-ru Ui-ku) being just su-pe.
Anonymous No.720695434 [Report] >>720695543
>>720695097
RIGHT handed too, what a troll
Still nice
Anonymous No.720695448 [Report]
>tfw keshiki
Anonymous No.720695453 [Report] >>720695510 >>720695684 >>720696064 >>720696728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAwZVaUQAyw
Anonymous No.720695458 [Report]
Anonymous No.720695486 [Report]
>>720694956
Skills descriptions being shit is a frequent Cygames issue, Granblue has struggled with this for over a decade and it appears they just enjoy forcing you to look at datamined wikis instead of informing the player directly for some esoteric reason. Stubborn Japanese boomers I suppose. A&S is so good compared to other accel skills because most others are 1.8 seconds of accel, while the former is a full 4 seconds. So you're getting double the time to quickly accelerate to max speed.
Anonymous No.720695492 [Report]
>>720695361
Shiraoki Sama bless!
Anonymous No.720695510 [Report]
>>720695453
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN
Anonymous No.720695512 [Report] >>720695585
>>720686816
AI is still better than this artist at this point.
Anonymous No.720695543 [Report]
>>720695434
It'll be nice for when I need a power parent but worthless for the frontrunners I want to build. Maybe I can use that Suzuka for Taishin I guess since it's 6* power 3* stam and it's basically my first power parent ever.
Anonymous No.720695583 [Report]
>>720695081
Guess I could've worded that better. I was referring to stuff like senior year thresholds for leveling her unique skill, which aren't technically necessary but it always feels awkward to miss them
Now that I think about it, the bigger issue with Urara is probably her godawful compatibility with parent umas
Anonymous No.720695584 [Report]
Tell me all about Mini Cactus.
Anonymous No.720695585 [Report]
>>720695512
>t. maqueen
Anonymous No.720695586 [Report]
>>720695186
That's the best.
Anonymous No.720695595 [Report]
>>720688618
This is feeder porn of my favorite character
Anonymous No.720695610 [Report] >>720696481
>>720694657
holy shit i need to know how you did this
Anonymous No.720695639 [Report]
I'm thinking....should I build a mayano exclusively to rig /v/ictory stakes in her favor?
Anonymous No.720695651 [Report] >>720695723 >>720695919 >>720699225 >>720699340 >>720699736
which horses do not like doing the humiliation ritual dances?
Anonymous No.720695684 [Report]
>>720695453
Anonymous No.720695702 [Report]
>>720695358
Ogurin's been the anchor. Wins are scarce (partly because she frequently fights Golshi for first place), but she's picked up the slack if something goes wrong for Golshi or if she outruns the other pace chasers in a group with no front runner.
Anonymous No.720695709 [Report]
cinderella gray is just a thinly veiled feeder fetish anime
Anonymous No.720695723 [Report]
>>720695651
any of the pretty serious one's I'd say
Anonymous No.720695728 [Report] >>720698154
Anonymous No.720695787 [Report]
>>720693728
How can one achieve such toned body?
Anonymous No.720695873 [Report]
>>720695274
I have only gotten a single win once in each round. Everything else has been 0-5. Stop crying.
Anonymous No.720695891 [Report]
>>720693728
Oh Oh my ...
Anonymous No.720695906 [Report] >>720695962 >>720696017 >>720698302
reminder it's CANON that grass wonder gets fat after retirement
Anonymous No.720695919 [Report] >>720699662
>>720695651
On the contrary, which horse which should hate it would secretly love it?
Anonymous No.720695941 [Report]
>>720694401
Yes maru and taiki ults wont give you any lengths at all on Cancer. Because their ults give you ACCELERATION, and on Cancer track, it activates at the point where your uma already has MAXIMUM TARGET SPEED, thus not gaining any speed.

Always remember:
Accel up is bad if your uma at Max Target Speed.
Speed up is bad if your uma is accelerating.
Speed up is good if your uma is at Maximum Target Speed, outside of Early-Leg.
Speed up is REALLY GOOD if it is still active the moment your uma enters the Final Leg.
Anonymous No.720695962 [Report] >>720696017 >>720696072 >>720696183 >>720697996
>>720695906
Anonymous No.720695963 [Report] >>720696082 >>720696583
how come these threads always have some americunt trying to pretend obesity is the hottest thing ever?
its a game about fucking horse racing not about how you saw your mother naked and it defined your sexuality forever
Anonymous No.720696017 [Report]
>>720695906
>>720695962
Anonymous No.720696045 [Report]
Do regular humans worship the three goddesses?
Anonymous No.720696064 [Report]
>>720695453
PEPSIMAAAAAN
Anonymous No.720696072 [Report]
>>720695962
Spent all his life running from his American blood, but it caught up to him all the same.
Anonymous No.720696082 [Report]
>>720695963
That's awfully specific anon
Anonymous No.720696117 [Report] >>720696365
>not about how you saw your mother naked and it defined your sexuality forever
Anonymous No.720696183 [Report] >>720696220
>>720695962
All the grass
Anonymous No.720696220 [Report]
>>720696183
ALL the grass?
Anonymous No.720696365 [Report]
>>720696117
Your fetishes are fat but your vocabulary is thin if all you can manage is a no u. But that's all we can expect from a worthless fat cunt I guess.
Anonymous No.720696458 [Report]
Anonymous No.720696481 [Report]
>>720695610
The name of the website is prominently displayed in the video, my man.
Anonymous No.720696583 [Report]
>>720695963
Uhh what?
Anonymous No.720696659 [Report]
When does she come to global?
Anonymous No.720696671 [Report] >>720696857 >>720697098 >>720697114 >>720697557
Club vs club warfare when?
Anonymous No.720696684 [Report]
>>720693349
CURSED VIDEO CURSED VIDEO
Anonymous No.720696728 [Report]
>>720695453
>CJ
I kept forgetting that GTA SA has a giant ass modding community (namely model swapping with a 2hu character), so I'm not surprise he there.

>fat Oguri
kek
Anonymous No.720696779 [Report]
Anonymous No.720696857 [Report] >>720696919 >>720697098 >>720697458
>>720696671
how would you even organize this?
Anonymous No.720696912 [Report] >>720697437
You are now living with the 4 umas you selected for your home screen. How fucked are you and how is the household dynamic?
Anonymous No.720696919 [Report] >>720697098
>>720696857
First, we get Cygames to implement 60 uma races.
Anonymous No.720696964 [Report]
Anonymous No.720697010 [Report] >>720697076 >>720697093 >>720697147 >>720697169 >>720697246
can someone please explain to me how do i know if a track has an uphill? do i just have to guess and hope for the best? and are skills that give you bonus on uphills even worth it?
Anonymous No.720697071 [Report]
>>720693728
SEEEXOOOO I just love cute round bellies, specially when the rest of the body looks relatively thin. So hot and rare. Big belly normal face = pure sexo
Anonymous No.720697076 [Report]
>>720697010
>he doesn't have extensive knowledge on irl jap race courses
ngmi
Anonymous No.720697093 [Report]
>>720697010
You can notice slight changes in elevation if you watch the race not helpful but I thought it was interesting
Anonymous No.720697098 [Report]
>>720696919
>>720696671
>>720696857
Just split the club into 6 people for each distances + dirt. Then we can do 6vs6 matches 5 times.
Anonymous No.720697114 [Report]
>>720696671
1st of every month when some anons jump ship looking for greener grass
Anonymous No.720697120 [Report] >>720697227
ok 80 races done in champions meeting

grass 3 wins
mcqueen 22 wins
tachyon 7 wins

will be in open league a finals thanks to a 3 winner in group b
Anonymous No.720697147 [Report]
>>720697010
>can someone please explain to me how do i know if a track has an uphill?
Yeah you just look it up outside of the game
Anonymous No.720697169 [Report]
>>720697010
https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/tokyo#1600-turf
Anonymous No.720697227 [Report]
>>720697120
Good job anon
Anonymous No.720697237 [Report] >>720697328 >>720697414
Given the date this is probably the last chance for club shilling to happen so please bear with me.
So on the off chance any anon is reading this and looking for a club feel free to check us out. There are no quotas and you aren't gonna get kicked out if you got a bad case of diarrhea and went missing for days, but please try to be active and trade some shoes. End of the ad, and may Cancer grinding go well for everyone.
>tfw still doing Hail Mary runs for Gemini
Anonymous No.720697246 [Report]
>>720697010
You have to know the track in real life, or figure it out on a wiki. It's autismo shit, and that tracks because the skills themselves aren't top shelf material. So it goes with most skills that have situational procs that won't always happen.
Anonymous No.720697314 [Report]
>>720690712
>Tachyon doesn't get a legend race until April next year
QUIT TROLLING! this is not real... this just CANT be true
Anonymous No.720697328 [Report] >>720697954
>>720697237
I just dropped my club because no one in it ever asks for or gives shoes.
Anonymous No.720697407 [Report]
why does top cun have 25 TURNS of doing nothing during her career
was she just afk during that year or what
Anonymous No.720697414 [Report] >>720697954
>>720697237
I'm in a random club because I wasn't going to join a tryhard /v/ club, I'll check it out tomorrow.
Anonymous No.720697437 [Report]
>>720696912
>Bakushin
>Suzuka
>McQueen
>Boomerzensky

Eh, could be worse
Anonymous No.720697458 [Report] >>720699680
>>720696857
>Each club picks 3 anons as champions
>There are 6 clubs total (sorry Horse MD) so you make a tournament bracket
>18 uma matches, best of 3
>Each match is 9 horses from one club vs 9 horses from another.
>3 anons each bring 3 horses to represent their club.
>A rank cap.
Anonymous No.720697484 [Report] >>720697581 >>720697636 >>720697659 >>720697729 >>720697840 >>720697987 >>720697998 >>720698116 >>720698197 >>720698287 >>720698432 >>720698967 >>720699028 >>720699142
Well anon, which seat?
Anonymous No.720697557 [Report]
>>720696671
You best start believing in club wars
You're in one
Anonymous No.720697574 [Report]
>>720695297
Never I love Scarlet and we are getting married. Human women can seethe in the corner.
Anonymous No.720697581 [Report] >>720697854
>>720697484
2 is the only one where I would likely not mill myself
Anonymous No.720697636 [Report]
>>720697484
6 is middle aisle, which I usually try to get anyway since I want off the plane when it lands pretty quickly. If I could weather Rudolf's bullshit for 8 hours I could possibly get rewarded by Air Groove as well, but that's risky.
Anonymous No.720697659 [Report]
>>720697484
5, so Satono Diamond can molest me.
Anonymous No.720697668 [Report]
>>720695297
I am cumming inside my trainee right now tazuna.
Anonymous No.720697729 [Report] >>720697854
>>720697484
2 is the only good seat
Anonymous No.720697840 [Report]
>>720697484
4 looks relatively peaceful. It's a window seat and king is cool
Anonymous No.720697854 [Report]
>>720697581
>>720697729
eh mambo?
Anonymous No.720697885 [Report] >>720697956
>encroaching shadow
>blocked
>spurt
>blocked
>2nd
>3rd
>2nd
>4th
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW WHAT A FUN RACE I LOVE LONG TRACKS LONG TRACKS ARE SO FUN
Anonymous No.720697909 [Report]
AKIRAMENAIDE!
Anonymous No.720697954 [Report]
>>720697328
>>720697414
Well, now you know where to look. I made the club because the other clubs I joined turned into spreadsheet mania and started kicking people for less than a day offline or forced joining discords and that was a good way to burn out fast. And the /v/ clubs are always full anyways so I guess it's a sort of middleground club. In any case keep it in mind.
Anonymous No.720697956 [Report]
>>720697885
taishit sisters...
Anonymous No.720697957 [Report]
>Trigger Best Foot Forward event
>"Apparently, I'm not strong enough to use a hoe"
It triggered so early in career I don't think I had a chance to pass it...
Anonymous No.720697987 [Report]
>>720697484
8 is like sitting in the middle of a battlefield
Anonymous No.720697996 [Report]
>>720695962
>meme of grass being a fatfuck goes viral
>literally fucking dies the next day
Anonymous No.720697998 [Report]
>>720697484
1. I'll spend the flight listening to all the fucked up experiments she's gonna put me through and look at her like a puppy in love.
Anonymous No.720698116 [Report] >>720698249 >>720698258
>>720697484
you'd think they'd be in buisiness class because horses are expensive to transport
Anonymous No.720698154 [Report]
>>720695728
if strong why hot
Anonymous No.720698197 [Report] >>720698258
>>720697484
any because they will all be sedated (it's a real life reference)
Anonymous No.720698249 [Report]
>>720698116
>rudolf rents an entire jet for the triple crowns
Anonymous No.720698258 [Report]
>>720698116
>>720698197
Those are Umas, not horses
Anonymous No.720698287 [Report] >>720698603
>>720697484
What is wrong with 2, 4, and 7?
Anonymous No.720698302 [Report]
>>720695906
Grass got fat way earlier than that. After Spe and El retired, Grass started to gain a ton of weight and started to fall off in dominance.
Anonymous No.720698372 [Report] >>720698486 >>720698508 >>720698525 >>720698621
here's my slut girlfriend karen chan
she will be the Cancer /v/mamusume
Anonymous No.720698432 [Report]
>>720697484
5 makes it seem like you wouldnt make it to the end of the flight
Anonymous No.720698486 [Report]
>>720698372
She is already the cancer of uma musume
Anonymous No.720698508 [Report] >>720698734
>>720698372
why are mares like this
Anonymous No.720698525 [Report]
>>720698372
She looks like she rapes her trainer.
Anonymous No.720698585 [Report] >>720698617
>mfw this thread
Anonymous No.720698603 [Report] >>720698805
>>720698287
You can handle 8 hours of Super Freak, but Taishin cannot, and if you set her off it's over
Anonymous No.720698617 [Report] >>720698663 >>720700625
>>720698585
Anonymous No.720698621 [Report]
>>720698372
How would sex with curren be like
Anonymous No.720698663 [Report]
>>720698617
I'd stuff her silly, if you know what I mean.
Anonymous No.720698693 [Report] >>720698754 >>720698924
>giga run with Grass wonder stats roided up
>SUPER WHORE refuses to drop maestro
Anonymous No.720698732 [Report] >>720699240
How the fuck can I A rank Vodka while still making the Ura Finale a mile race
Anonymous No.720698734 [Report]
>>720698508
fillies*
Anonymous No.720698754 [Report]
>>720698693
You don't need maestro if you are building for cancer
Anonymous No.720698805 [Report]
>>720698603
Fair point.
Anonymous No.720698849 [Report]
>Platinumed Taurus
>only made it to B finals in Gemini
I couldn't train for longs if my life depended on it not like I'll ever chance Taurus Platinum since I'm a taurus myself
Anonymous No.720698924 [Report]
>>720698693
>Straightway Squirt doesn't proc
>KitaBITCH doesn't show up for her final event
>A pretty much great uma turns to glue because of RNG and not even her stats can save her
You win a little, you lose a ton...
Anonymous No.720698967 [Report]
>>720697484
I see nothing wrong with 4 or 2
Anonymous No.720699028 [Report]
>>720697484
8 for maremaxxing
Anonymous No.720699142 [Report]
>>720697484
6 because I wouldn't mind Rudolf's shitty dad jokes
4 is also tempting, but I'd rather not risk getting licked by Kitasan Blegh
Anonymous No.720699225 [Report]
>>720695651
the umadol stuff grew even faster on me
Anonymous No.720699240 [Report]
>>720698732
skills
Anonymous No.720699339 [Report] >>720699539
The only race I build for is the URA Finale
Anonymous No.720699340 [Report]
>>720695651
Anonymous No.720699482 [Report]
Anonymous No.720699539 [Report]
>>720699339
>he's going to get mogged at the larc
Anonymous No.720699552 [Report]
>Don’t forget Air Shakur, “All eyes on me”
Anonymous No.720699585 [Report]
Mejiro Mcdonalds
Anonymous No.720699651 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr2Bqu0dsXU
concert time
Anonymous No.720699662 [Report]
>>720695919
Fenomeno sounds like she REALLY likes singing the songs
Anonymous No.720699680 [Report]
>>720697458
The problem lies in the logistics, since you can't make empty rooms you'd need to coordinate with a bunch of anons to make their own rooms, make sure each anon goes to the correct room, figure out a way to stop trolls from ruining rooms, coordinate schedules, etc. all of that while remaining anonymous to avoiding falling into discordfaggotry
Anonymous No.720699736 [Report]
>>720695651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8yOsn8D52Y
Anonymous No.720699901 [Report] >>720700089 >>720700381 >>720700528 >>720700602
What is her favorite anime?
Anonymous No.720699917 [Report] >>720700096
Eat your veggies.
Anonymous No.720700089 [Report]
>>720699901
some 80s arthouse anime that can only be found in tapes
Anonymous No.720700096 [Report]
>>720699917
Yes! Everyone needs to eat their veggies EXCEPT witches. We are not required to eat vegetables
T. Akikawa
Anonymous No.720700110 [Report]
Post more Umas with round bellies
Anonymous No.720700293 [Report] >>720700358
>click thread
>expect fat thread
>it's just horses
Anonymous No.720700358 [Report]
>>720700293
Anonymous No.720700381 [Report] >>720700452
>>720699901
Legend of the galactic heroes
Anonymous No.720700414 [Report]
>>720686692 (OP)
faaaaaaaaart
Anonymous No.720700452 [Report]
>>720700381
Damn she has based taste
Anonymous No.720700528 [Report] >>720700589
>>720699901
Umamusume: Pretty Dahby - Season 3
Anonymous No.720700589 [Report]
>>720700528
Anon not even the omega weeb grass could enjoy season 3, no one can
Anonymous No.720700602 [Report]
>>720699901
Rurouni Kenshin
Anonymous No.720700619 [Report]
I can't stand the amount of menus this game has. It's a horrible gacha imo
Anonymous No.720700625 [Report]
>>720698617
Based
Anonymous No.720700632 [Report] >>720700706 >>720700707
>>720690145
I don't think there are many Ryanfags around.
Anonymous No.720700706 [Report]
>>720700632
Poor Ryan, what could have saved her? She has the personality to be popular...
Anonymous No.720700707 [Report]
>>720700632
man, i always rip on ryanfags, but this is a little sad