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>>534504718>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Curren Chan (3*), Yukino Bijin (SSR), (SSR), Nishino Flower (SR), Narita Taishin (3*), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SR)
Next Rate up: Smart Falcon (3*), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR)
Main Story Chapter 3 is up.
8/7 - 8/22: Golshi Week Celebration
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Satono Crown (Alt 3*), Cheval Grand (Alt 3*), Win Variation (SSR), Duramente (SSR)
Legend Race vs Sakura Bakushin O (Alt) and Biko Pegasus will be held on 8/7
LoH Long will be held on 8/12, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
Pakalive Vol. 56 4.5th anniversary stream on 8/22
CM Classic will be held in September, Kyoto, 2000m, right, autumn, sunny
>IP NewsUmamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/
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>won 4/5 public cm lobbies
Thats it then? I can start working towards Gemini cup now
>tired as hell, close to falling asleep
>still need to do another run after this
>somehow got my 2nd ever A rank, a new record at that
>>534523073>>534523125Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you read this post. From Special Week.
I GUESS THE STANDARDS IN HEAVEN DROPPED IF THEYโRE LETTING YOU IN HERE.
>>534523150What Umas did you use and the builds for them
Asking again because I have no idea what I'm doing
For Goldship btw
I'm rolling Narita Brian. Am I bricked
>>534523214How about I kill your adopted mother instead, Spe?
Oh God, I have to be in the same thread as "them". Eww...
Who have you won the hot springs ticket with so far? For me, it's
>Daiwa Scarlet (lost the career run)
>King Halo (won)
>King Halo (lost)
>King Halo (won)
>Mayano Top Gun (won)
>Taiki Shuttle (won)
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sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>pace Mcqueen
>win some, lose some
>change to front +red shift
>never lose again
HORY SHITTO
Why the Special Week hate?
>>534523182Congrats, and go to sleep soon.
Take care of your health, anon.
>>534523000 (OP)10 reasons why special week needs to die
>rapes you
what's your last word, dacchis?
>>534523345Maruzensky
Bakushin
Haru Urara
won all career run when I got the ticket
>>534523345Ryan (won)
Grass (lost)
Taiki (won)
Maru (won)
Maru (won)
>>534523279Are you building an ace for this CM? Goldship has +20% stam growth but 0% speed growth so you should replace the 2 wit cards with 2 more speed cards, or else she'll never hit speed cap.
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yep, im not gay but it's time to impregnate a boy
>>534523269Goldshi ace and neicha tachyon pure debuffers
>skip off
>watch every career race
comfy game
god i hate this bitch. it was a terrible run too. but at least she didn't disappoint in the ura finals like she always does so i could get the hot spring scene
Is this a good long Golshi?
>>534523214Is there a version of the immunity dog but with umamusume? Who would fit to be the immunity umamusume? Matikanefukukitaru?
>>534523402hateful horses deserve hate
>>534523345Grass Wonder
King Halo
Bakushin
Vodka
Special Week
Goldship (lost)
Maruzensky (lost)
I would marry and have sex with spe...
ON OPPOSITE DAY LMAO
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>>534523345Vodka (won)
Ryan (won)
>>534523519Now that's based. I'm glad you're a reader, anon.
>>534523279this worked for me, from what i've gathered here gold ship wants a lot of power if you're using her as end closer, i know you can get power from speed, but i replaced creek with 2 power cards and got my best golshi run yet she prob sucks in long races tho, i'm keeping her in medium
Narita Brian injured my penis
>>534523632This but Taishin
Hopefully we can all stop beating a dead horse and leave the Grass Wonder jokes to the previous threads.
>>534523418trust me, I'd love to, but I have one mission left to do before it's gone forever.
>>534523632i told you about sex with umas bro
>>534523345>El (won)>Urara (Maruzensky couldnt stand to see a younger girl getting action instead of her so she made sure to win URA Seminfinals)>Ryan (won just now)
>>534523532There's one for bad rolls, but none for those posts immunity prevent. Matikanefukukitaru would be the best uma for those posts.
Is charming just broken as shit? It's a guarantee 1K speed run when you get the buff in junior year.
NTR hates crows. Is she a bad uma?
>>534523263Why is she such a DIRTy girl?
>>534523279kitasan
narita taishin
sweep tosho
hishi amazon
super creek
your choice of either another stam card (manhattan cafe, maybe) or the new power ssr (specifically for the skills, you can just borrow a mlb)
Damn, I just saw this Oguri in a practice room. I somehow beat her with both my aces.
SKIP NARITA BRIAN FOR DOOBER
My images folder is very quickly filling up with hors images
>>534523486I have this for Speed what would work best?
Full power and speed? Might try that in another run, aiming for Long first
Why's it so fun to say Tokai Teio?
>>534523345>Bakushin>Golshi (3 times)>Urara>Special Needs>Nice Nature
>>534523887>Rolling for the school bicycle
hitting speed cap is overrated. having a higher acceleration from power is more important, you reach higher velocity faster than the others and gain more distance, by the time they reach their supposed 1.2k speed you're already by the finishing line.
>event free ticket
I KNEEL GOLDSHIP-SAMA
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
is she good
>>534523345Air Groove (win)
Ryan (win)
Bakushin (win)
King (win)
Golshi (lost)
>>534523915Second sentence meant for
>>534523601
>>534524000She's really really good, maybe even the best at it
>>534523921wtf who is that cafe from the first scene she looks so joyful
i have never gotten a single a rank. i have like 30 b+ umas, but have never sniffed a rank. closest i've gotten is like 75% of the way there. idk what i'm doing wrong
>>534523936i think you at least want 1100+ speed
>>534523896Same. Horses also pop up more in my life too now that I notice it. Then again I was raised around horses for 3 years as a child so it's like being nostalgic.
>>534524000Decent stat sick and good gold ability.
The late movement skill can actually save you from the box.
>>534523543I love when Creek puts her hands over her mouth like that
left or right golshi, bros? right golshi is akinda retarded witlet
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>>534524117if youre desperate for an A rank just run a deck with at least 3 wit cards
>>534523865Builds bond faster, at 2nd year you are guaranteed swimming in rainbow trainings
>>534524126s in the distance compensates a little bit. he is right, if you have like 300-400 lower power than speed as an end or late it's pointless
>>534523527I have no idea what the font in-game is and I can't be assed to replicate its typography yet so have this for now
>>534523345I havenโt lost a hot spring ticket run yet thankfully
>El x2>Maruzensky>Super Creek>Mayano>Bourbon
>>534524065The best at what exactly?
>>534523915sweep tosho and taishin have end closer hints, you have your kitasan and the last could be spe or eishin, personally eishin gives 3 energy up events, i went full power and speed yes, some stamina, guts and wit for friendship but you'll get plenty of stamina with 2 decent power umas
>>534523345Never lost a run with a ticket, it's like my umas decide to lock in whenever I get one. The ticket is rare for me though, I only got it like 7 times in total and 2 of them are with goldship on a really bad run(bad she somehow won URA, shit sparks though)
>>534523279If it's long then 4stm 2spd with power sparks or spd/pow sparks if you want something consistent.
If it's medium then 4spd 2stm with the same sparks as above.
>>534523915Get your Taishin leveled up and throw Special Chud in there. The other anon had Vodka so he can more easily run a medium build centered around power.
If you're doing long first then focus on hitting stamina cap and about 900 speed in your runs and she'll be a monster in PVP.
Thoughts on girls hiding big foreheads with bangs?
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>>534524065Only neighers don't post the source
For late can I just roll with Taiki and Maru unique? I know Taiki's unique is garbage compared to Ryan's for late surgers, but does it activate in at least 3 out of 5 races?"
>>534524274it's not that i'm desperate it's just that all the A rank umas i've seen are clearly better than my B+ ranks. idk
>>534524262300 guts + 400 wit or busted
I am going to rape and give Creek at least 10 children if she doesn't cut out that goo goo baby thing
I'm quite fond of Happy Meek.
AIEEEEEE THEY ARE GOING TO EAT ME
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>>534523839Can any golshi bros verify these claims?
>>534524616Nature would never....
>>534524497Yeah. Ryan's unique is actually a huge gamble. There are probably going to be so many debuffers and gold ships that it'll rarely ever proc for late surgers.
>>534524450They look good with twin tails
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>>534523532what a good boy
>>534524226>good gold abilityYou wish. Teio's skill is one of the hardest to trigger.
OGURI
STOP GENTLY RUBBING YOUR BELLY
PEOPLE MIGHT GET THE WRONG IDEA
>>534524616Can-neigh-balism
>>534524578i hate seeing her sad in the ura finale post race thing
i don't wanna spend resources on natie, is double dominator grass rudolf decent
>>534524697Alright, thanks.
Does anyone have a 9* dirt Uma I can use to jury-rig some dirt umas?
No I don't have Taiki, Condor, or Ougiri.
>>534523527you're supposed to spam dates with her because she's a moody bitch
>>534524840potential 3 is good enough for nice nature
>>534524646Taishin sweep and hishiama all have end close skills. Pitasan Stacked and Super Stacked are just busted.
>>534524417So if I aim for long I should run 4 Stam cards? My options for that aren't too good I feel
>>534524578I really wonder if they will go full loop and later make Happy Meek playable because of the horse named after her
>>534523532It would be grow up nigger though she's not in the game yet
>>534524854uma-global.pure-db.com
>>534524865the mood wasn't much of an issue. she just didn't win a lot and got constantly blocked all the time, moreso than any other end or late i've played. and my trainings/rainbows were very mediocre throughout too
>>534523936thats what skills are for, you pop the accel at the right time and just hit top speed faster than power ever would
>>534524994You need to pot5 her and get On Your Left, the best skill for late surger. You should be able to have it by the time you get out of debut. It's mandatory.
>>534524926no, because the irl Happy Meek is a mare
uma meek is probably based on a specific stallion, the first white hors in the JRA (and a jobber, naturally)
>>534524920if you manage Super Creek's Swing Maestro you can use only her card and get around 400 to 500 stamina, otherwise 2 cards is enough
Also I didn't stop to notice but Tamamo Cross card is also her prototype design... so weird they passed to card art step and then on 3d they changed
>>534524758Chiyono is so cute... I'm going to be so miserable again next year when I'm forced to save for the best meta support cards
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STOP FUCKING GIVING ME TISSUES AAAAAHHHHH
I DON'T EVEN WANT THE HOT SPRINGS TICKET I GET TISSUES LITERALLY EVERY OTHER RUN THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD EVENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>534524962>Grow Up NiggerThere's a horse named that in Japan?
>>534524854>no CondorWhat, have you not rolled like at all? She's a 2*.
>>534525135Happy Meek game is confirmed an original character specifically so any girl you train will not be a repeat when you reach the finale against her
>>534525126i am not raising her potential to 5, i don't like her
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Be wary of mare wrath.
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any guesses
>>534523876Who would marry this ugly uma
>>534523527>Forced mood down event during summer vacationwhy the FUCK is this allowed
I know itโs lacking, but is this is kinda/sorta decent ace for the Taurus cup?
>>534525329Fair.. you can also do 3* Ryan parent and inherit her unique.
>>534525381Any normal heterosexual trainer
>>534524117You literally just need better cards. Wait until you have them and you will do better.
>>534525402Ideally you'd get a Maruzensky parent and learn Red Shift. Having an acceleration skill makes a huge difference
I CAST YOU ANONS TO THE MARVELOUS DIMENSION!
>>534523764NTR was afraid of everything
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>>534524764Really? That thing uses to carry my TT lineup before I got kitasan. 1.8 seconds of .4 acceleration feel too strong.
I want more teio copies just to justify using her over all my MLB 4*
FINALLY, I can sleep...
Umasumi, friendos.
>>534525732She says that to everyone.
>>534524117there's training optimizations you can do, but honestly it largely just comes down to support cards, inheritance, and luck
this video is kinda dogshit but you might figure out if you're doing something critically wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwM4rnc7dcA
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GIVE ME MORE CYGAMES. I NEED THEM
>>534523182Don't do this to yourself if they don't pay you. It's just a game
24 turns without a mood up event with eishin flash in the deck
spent my entire junior year on good
come on
>>534525632those aren't the bandai plastic model, right?
>>534524854Your only hope is Mayano, but it's gonna take Dirt7 Mile4
>>534525659Oh, you mean technician not the unique. Nevermind. Yeah, it's good.
does an uma's growth rate affect legacy stats as well?
>>534524920You could do a 2spd 2stm 2pow build with stm sparks or 3spd 3stm with stm sparks, but you're going to get more varied runs and you might end up with a medium build at times.
>>534525818Are they gonna give pots as much as grubble did? Because you could effectively play 24/7/365 if so
>>534525632>like the bratty daughter>like the doggo daughter>they both say the funny linehnnnnnng
>>534525825you misunderstand, see
>>534525721. I was literally missing one mission, and I doubt I'll have the time to do it in time tomorrow.
>>534525935Don't know but i need more
does affinity determine how many stats a spark gives you? like a 1* spark will give different stats?
>doing Tachyon run
>promising start, until
>1 turn before satsuki sho
>train with 2%
>fail
>injury
>mood down
>coffee trap
>mood down
>run satsuki sho
>changed course
>lost
>had to use clock
>migraine
>mood down
>recreation
>mood up
>shrine event
>doesn't actually cure anything
>take chance on derby
>last place
>rest
>night owl
Forget Rice, I fucking hate Tachyon so goddamn much
Fuck her.
How do I get my mats out of this bitch?
Anything I can improve on with this or am I good to go for chanmi?
The only way to beat Teio
>>534524824Wish she didn't get boxed so often during my careers, seeing her perform Umapyoi with my umas makes me happy. Can't recall the last time she placed higher than 3rd.
>>534525816>90% WR PvPerimmediately lost all interest
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PLEASE GOLSHI NO MORE CAREER RUNS TONIGHT IM TIRED AND YOUR SPARKS HAVE BEEN DOGSHIT
>>534525949Oh gotcha. Good work anon and good night
>>534526039looks good tbqh
>>534526046I agree
Escort everyone else out of the office so that Teio and Torena (Me) can have alone time.
>>534526038>tachyonthis is literally cafe and her stupid coffee's fault
>It's a 'your uma has decided to be a mood terrorist' episode
>4mb size limit
>in 2000+25
goddamn
>Come from work
>Grass Wonder is dead
Time to kill myself!
>>534526039Looks breddy gud
Why the donkey always wear a knife?
>>534526334more than half our fucking umas are dead
Anyone else feel like the coloring on Koto's Uma figures is kinda dull? Maybe I'm just imagining it
>>534526434To poke holes in your condom with
>>534525848yes
they are from S.H.Figuarts series
Teio is kinda rare/overpriced as fuck now but you can still find Kitasan/Dia here and there
>>534526038Surprised you passed NHK Mile, you're supposed to lose there and fail
>>534526217Raw sex with Teio chan!
>>534526039>Cloudy dayfor what reason?
>>534526434to stab people who ask about it
>>534526414I need more Essexes of Umas!
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wtf does this mean?
>>534525641rape correction until she likes men
>>534526693Stuff like practice perfect, fast learner, etc
>>534526693charming, hot topic etc
>>534526693get stuff like charming O and practice Perfect O
>>534526441Yeah but they died before I was actively jerking off to them
>>534526095Mochi the Fuji until exploded
I don't think I'm gonna have enough carats for Seiun, Summer Hag and Christmas Oguri. And no I am not rolling for meta, they are my waifus and it's just a coincidence that they are also meta.
Are we gonna get another gibs event like this Golship week before Summer Hag or at least before Christmas Oguri
>>534526038Yesterday I had a tachyon run where she got night owl 5 turns before satsuki sho. I went to the infirmary 2 times, did 1 training because maxed energy, and then had to go 2 more times for a total of 4 infirmaries to cure it, but night owl dropped her mood to normal and it ended my run. I guess I could've done a recreation instead of curing it on the last turn, but it probably would've activated and brought her mood down anyway.
>>534526842very interesting coincidence anon, you thought we wouldn't notice?
>>534526656there is also seem to be a mule. The implication here is terrifying
>>534526746>charming O and practice Perfect OAnd TM Opera O!
Oguri cap more like Oguri FAT
its over....
CUMA is unironically dead this time for real
Oguri cap more like Oguri CRINGE
>>534526442I hope not, I really want their new Helios figgie
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Rival NPCs absolutely have extra hidden stats. Look at these numbers and tell me they don't.
I've got 100 more stamina than them.
You might claim it's guts difference. The difference between 300 and 350 Guts is 1.47x stamina use in late phase vs 1.44x, and if the +400 invisible stats from career also affects guts, the difference is even smaller. 1.31x vs 1.3x.
You can't convince me that the NPCs aren't cheating.
>>534527103you say that every thread
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wet nurse
draft horse
>>534527148get ready to seethe when you lose to someone with lower stats than you in CM too
Collab when?
https://x.com/Samsam_S2S/status/1953809560311148794
>>534526861It's a good video for what habits you want to have.
had two runs today where my horse lost like 2-3 maiden races before actually getting their shit together and winning despite stats that are way above what the average debut has, what the hay?
I don't know what I should be doing right now in this game
Nice Nature more like Nice Pedicure
I fapped to gyarus today
horses for this feel?
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Found someone bringing Tickezo to CM
>>534527396You prepare for Champions Meeting while clearing Golshi Week missions.
is there any reason for wanting power sparks over stamina?
>>534527148there is no +400 bonus for wit btw
so they have almost double your wit
and you need wit for mid-race overtake
>>534527518When you want to raise more power and not too much stamina
>>534527530Pleases old men for money! O HO HO HO HO HO!
I've been wondering, does off specialty supports provide any bonuses on the training they're on? e.g. 4 speed cards lined up on stamina
>>534527416Seeking the Pearl
>>534527535so basically the game is telling me my horse is so stupid that she's going to run inefficiently?
great.
>>534527518when you're not running power cards
>>534527416These four
>>534527518So you can ditch power cards and get power from speed training.
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>>534527495>You prepare for Champions MeetingHow do I even do that
>>534527495I dont want to play GoldShip
>>534527631no
green woman will just tell you that you lack power to break out of pack instead
So if a Danchou doesn't log in for two weeks, it goes to the first member who joined after them, but what about in cases where an officer is appointed?
Leadership would go to the next officer, surely?
Urara being the best monies maker in the game is crazy parallel to her irl self where her then-owner overworked her and basically turned her to object of attraction then left her in a poorfag farm after she retired and stopped making money.
>>534527747obviously. the hints are given completely randomly.
>>534527610Calm down, golshi
>>534527727farm sparks
3* blues if you don't have that yet
skills/distance/turf sparks if you do
I'm having better RNG so far with Pace Golshi, though still getting boxing but not game ender.
>>534525816only thing I disagreed with was the recreation on turn 2 and taking all stats +5 on the 2nd New Year event instead of energy, everything else is good stuff for a newbie
>>534527626she's a hag, not a gyaru
>need to do gorillion golshi runs to get the sashes to pot5 her
>highrolls in those runs dont matter at all since i wont have pot5 unlocked yet
le sigh
>>534525001what in the fuck? How? Mine was pic related and she didn't have enough skills to win URA. My deck was kind of shitty though
Teio broke me out of B+ hellโฆ
>1* Guts
Figures, but oh well
>>534527663>my wife Daitaku HeliosHEY
She's a zoomer but she's NOT a gyaru
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She was fine btw
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>>534524000>>event free ticketwhat where what did I miss
>>534527518When you're building for long so you have to pick stamina cards anyways
>>534527494I mean.... the CM is literally the Dah Bee
>>534527958also known as a zooyaru, or just zoophile
>>534527883I'll train the director.
>>534527987it's the 2*+ ticket. just get lucky and win the 3% chance to get a 3*
>>5345279872* ticket can give you 3* too
>>534527416https://youtu.be/FHJS1p8UDXI
Choose your gyaru flavor
isn't it still worth it to use a front runner so you cuck the urara strat and make it harder for end closers to win? I'm running a late rudolf so it also gives another uma for rudolf to pass and activate her ult.
>>534528138>quotafag is quitting the gamewe fucking told you bro
>>534527924your deck is trash for start
>"bro you need a billion trillion staminas to win races in the pee vee pee!"
>get rinsed in team trials by horses with 300~ stamina below the benchmark
>>534527893surely a gyaru on her younger days
>>534528138Did the bullying get to him or did he already burnout?
>>534528257Be nice, he's probably a newcutie or a f2p luck shitter
>>534528138>makes club for /uma/ players>randomly decides he wants to be a competitive club>starts kicking /uma/ players and recruiting from discord>wasn't even eligible for rewards>now he just quitsWow. What a fucking nutcase. I'd really like a peak at what this guy's life is like.
>>534527103Is that the crew reddit discordfag keep spamming here weeks ago
>>534523527>god i hate this bitch.The bitchiness is part of her appeal.
>>534528329>>53452833470m fans and not a single 3* spark killed him
Almond Eye is really hot but doesnโt she come across as kind of cocky and full of herself?
>>534526536aw fuck, thought they still reprinted the first 3
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so close to the double 1200
>>534528425She wasn't a bitch here because Spe deserved it for being such a shitty friend kek
>>534528453>quit before tachyon rerollweak
>>534528138please be real and not some edit
>>534527924That is indeed shitty. If you have stam for legacies, you can just go with 1 super creek. Then porbably 3 speed, 1 power and 1 wit depending on how good your cards are
>>534525610Ok, just did it. Thoughts? Better?
Hit spring with Maruzensky!!!!!!
>>534528318no, she's basically maruzensky but american
>>534528379>randomly decideshe wanted $5 more carats
I miss my wife ikuno dictus
why yes I do only one run a day and no amount of shoes or club gibs can convince me otherwise
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>>534528453>No 3* spark in that many runsPlease be fake
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>>534528138>yurinigger shitting up the thread quits
>>534528581Funny enough, Maruzensky is American
>>534528138im gonna miss spreadsheet autism
>>534528297are you counting the gold skills?
do (you) have debuffers built? they need 200 less stamina if you don't debuff them
>>534528647Doubt he's hitting 1100 for increased chances if he's going for fan farming runs too.
What would sex with Nice Nature be like considering she has skills like Mystifying Murmur and All Seeing Eyes?
>>534528668I meant born in america, not just conceived there
How much does the URA finales bonus stat gives in total? I hit the speed max cap even before URA and let it all go to waste too often
>>534528502>The two horses were literally childhood friends that knew each other from the same farm>Anime decides to try to push a fictional nonexistent relationship between Spe and Suzuka
can't be a /vg/ club if there isn't drama
>>534528679the sticker that killed a club...
I tried making an evil nature instead of my nice one, is this evil enough to survive? I don't have other cards that can give me more red skills.
>>534528646hes going to pretend to quit, change name and join a sweat guild or start a new one
>>534528724>turns the club soulless>leaves over lack of 3* sparksDeserved
Honestly I don't get the point of try harding clubshit when this game has 4 years more worth of content to go through
yea we get a million monies, but do we get any fucking support point things? these supports are so fucking expensive to upgrade
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belieb
>>534528730gotta shill Take, after all
>>534528839not worthy it, but always roll the dice.
>not playing for his umas
pathetic, really
>>534528138I dont get it
can a neighga get some context
>>534528138This is what happens when you have too much HRT in one day and decided you would rather tard wrangle 30 people instead of competing in CM. Bye bye waste of space.
>>534528357her design is pretty mid but as a metaslave i'll roll for her card anyways
>pressed rest at 100%
I really should enable the fucking prompt.
i'm not sure why i'm seeing so many nice (mean) natures with 1000+ wit. realistically you hit the soft cap at like 700 or something, you're pretty much guaranteed to proc every skill at that point
>>534528565Yeah. It has more stamina and is faster in general
>>534526039u are 100% good to go
>>534528964skills aren't the only thing wit does
>>534528138>CHAPTER 1 - THE CUMA ARC END
428400041612
MLB FM
~30 slots open
CUMA will be better off with him gone anyway. Please don't leave.
>>534528961I turned it on after fat fingering it twice on the same run and missing some really nice rainbows, never went back.
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>>534528565This is a fucking ROCK solid unit for TC
Would you be happy coming home to this?
>>534528832Saar my karats Saar how else will I be able to roll for horses if not for club rewards Saar.
Does CUMA danchou even still browse this thread?
>>534528961>spam click skip dialogue after race>end up accidentally clicking recreationI've lost my mind so many times
>>534528901i need this little cunny so bad, but no luck on rolls
>>534529024>/uma/ club that has discord usersUnsalvageable
>>534526842hello anon, i'm not sure about the rewards before summer maru but for christmas oguri there's a $20 pick ticket. Surely you'll be able to fork over 20 bux for her right..?
>>534528835??? Its literally the thing you'll have the most though?
>>534527924>deck split between 4 stats are you doing that because those are your only uncapped cards or what? throw borbon and nature away and try to run 4 speed 2 stam or 3 speed / 3 stam. those are the most consistent options. adding wit or power cards can be done as a way to try and luck out and get a better highroll but it performs worse on average. but if you want high power sparks + kitasan training will be enough
>>534529070he made a spreadsheet for an /uma/ CM test room a couple days ago
I'm so glad that retard kicked me lmao my new /umag/ club gives me all the love I need
>>534529089bro she's not even playable
>one video says Maruzensky is the best front runner in this CM and Pace Chasers are shit
>other video says Pace Chasers are the best runners
>yet another video says End Runners are and Late Surgers are terrible because they'll get boxed by Nice Natures
>fourth video says that Late Surgers are your best bet at winning and Gold Ship will just get boxed by the 600 Nice Natures in front of her
I was gonna run Maruzen, Oguri Cap and Narita Taishin but I don't know anymore desu
can we get a version of this but with wit
Join haythere when the purge happen!
>>534529089you're not rolling for a character that isn't even out yet, are you?
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>>534528138any /uma/ clubs open?
>>534529067I'd be scared because she's invading my house
>>534528832It's moreso for anons who get 1-2m fans a day with just normal playing why wouldn't they just join a top 100 club and get more rewards for playing the same amount as they always do?
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im guessing this isnt particularly good for sprints right... disorient and lucky seven are the last two skills if that even matters
>use the mission ticket
>mfw
>>534526538Her parents bumped her aptitude to C, which I'm guessing made it just passable enough.
>>534529225rock > scissors > paper > rock
just pick one and hope for the best
>>534529162>burn out on sparks>burn out on Clubs>burn out on CMThis is why you should just play to make horse go fast
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>>534529312Your wife doesnโt โinvadeโ your house, she lives with you
Holy shit. This is my second hotspring after Curren took my virginity
>>534529225just run two ace uma(front and late/end) and a nice natie or something
i was in CUMA, here's my story
this motherfucker doxxed me and the whole club twice
>>534529225there's only 9 umas max, no boxing is gonna happen at all
>>534529261If I go on vacation for a few days will I get purged?
>>534529067How did she get into my house?
>>534529287Oh I know exactly who you are :)
When do I get to have sex with Gentildonna?
once you get the money, goldshi mode is useless right?
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>Do this
>Still get second
aptitude is an illusion
>>534529413cuma danchou is here.. is it true you're quitting
>>534528783I love the BTEDM thrown in there kek. Decent unit overall.
>>534529380Wife implies that there is a marriage contract between two consenting adults.
>>534529152This is sexual harassment.
>>534529403>Actually letting faggots online have your personal info>TwiceYou deserved it.
>>534529331Need a lot more speed
>game downn
50 CARAT APOLOGEMSSSS
>>534529413DONT DOXX ME PLS
>>534529067not aerodynamic enough. put suzuka in instead
>>534528502You can be a bitch to someone even if they deserve it. All Grass had to do was talk to Spe-chan honestly but instead she decided it would be easier to unlock Ultra Instinct on the track and humiliate her twice.
>>534529002fucking beautiful...
>21k carats right now
Will I be able to do 200 rolls for Super Creek if I also do the daily paid pulls?
>>534529492Yeah after 1.5 months of play this is the only 9 star horse I have
Are there any other red flag clubs besides CUMA?
>>534529331If your doing team trials, the team that activates the most skills wins, so this unit should clean house at its level
>>534529479PFF BRRRAAAPPPPP
>>534529225The bad thing about Maruzensky and Oguri is that their uniques last longer than necessary
>>534529067erm... where is my uma wife
I don't get what the Tazuna emote is supposed to be for
>>534529406There absolutely is going to be occasional boxing when half the lobbies have 6 or 7 umas in late/end
Though in my experience it wasn't an issue when running an end closer, but my late surger definitely got boxed a couple of times. Hell, I was using a pace chaser that got a late start one time and they got absolutely obliterated in the nice nature box.
>>534529225>running 3 aces and 0 debuffers sasuga brainlets who rely on gacha youtubers for advice
>>534529696Every club in the op
Reminder to be nice to the newcutie.
They could be the one who drops $1k+ overnight just because, keeping the global branch alive for that much longer so your degenerate neet ass can continue playing it.
I know your autism is screeching at you to shit on them for bringing shit cards, but please hold back and for once in your life be pleasant.
>>534529664Wanting to win like that isn't really being a bitch though. What else was she gonna do, hold back? Also she did try to talk to Spe but she just went muh suzuka endlessly and kept ignoring her anyway
>>534529380I don't remember marrying Satono Diamond though
>>534529435strat penalty is just wit so if you got enough stats to hold the front you're good. You'll have a hard time activating skill though.
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>>534529258All I got is this
>>534529664>t instead she decided it would be easier to unlock Ultra Instinct on the track and humiliate her twice.based
>>534528425this is true
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>>534528783bring symboli rudolf R card and try again.
it has early-race stamina drain for all 4 styles, as well as Tether which slows every racer ahead of you late race if you're in position 6-9
>>534529696/uma/ club made me submit foot pics. I have big, shitty man feet, but that apparently didn't dissuade danchou in the slightest
>>534529801wit determines your speed for 3/4ths of the race though
>>534529225i feel anything but pace is safe desu
pace have too much debuffs
>>534529797consent is nice, but not necessary.
>>534528138/uma/pyoi, WE WON
Iโm on my 6th career run with Goldship, and Iโve never encountered the โTraining Restrictedโ event. Is it purely RNG?
>>534529258This but Stamina
thoughts? it does say you do you
>>534529876just don't be powerlet
>>534529801strategy wit modification doesn't affect skills
>>534529541yeah thats what I was thinking, maybe I should drop the need to win her career goals and just 100% commit to the sprint deck with 4 speed and whatever else that gives just enough stamina so she doesnt die mid race
>>534529704yeah im going for TT because I just want to be able to get into class 6 and maybe stay there one week for rewards and then just demote all the way back to class 3-4, cant be assed to be autistic about it
when I get a better groove I'll finally get around to training mayano as her medium replacement I guess...
I lucked out on my club so fucking much and I'm grateful they haven't done anything weird
>>534529872What the fuck? He never asked me for feet pics...I have nice feet too(I'm a girl btw).
>>534529895Satono correction.....
Joining a club that requires you to give your personal best to a stranger online seems like a really bad idea.
>>534529987aren't they already collapsing?
>>534530008to be fair 90% of /uma/ clubs are You Do You casual tier
the only tryhard club is literally just ใฆใใชใชใชใช
I personally like the clubs that say nothing and just spam stickers and shoe requests desu
>>534530065nice sloppa
cute hair
>>534525268Not him, but the only reason I have a condor is legends race, 2*'s are obnoxiously hard to pull for and I still don't have an Ass Thunder of Lumbar Creak.
>>534529767nta but how do you build a strong Nice Nature debuffer?
>>534530065sex with my bro sexcend
>>534529962anything that isn't going for gold or top 100 is good in my book, once they change to those it means things are gonna get sweaty
The earliest /uma/ club is still alive and never had any drama whatsoever, been almost a group of chill anons in there too. It's ranked at 1500 but all of them are good lads (having the initiative to trade shoes everyday without being told to). Hope Danchou doesn't quit there since he's the one hard carrying the club's fan count atm.
>>534528138Press S to spit
>>534529913some of you fags need to play more
>>534529128I wouldn't spend money on a gacha even if I was a billionaire.
>>534529871>0 hint frequency You forgot this one king
>>534530202just get enough wit and shit ton of debuff skills. She doesn't need to win.
>>534529767It's the gacha youtubers who are suggesting debuffers and goldship tho anon...
>>534529258terrible shop
but here
>>534529962top1000 is the best casual aim because its 1 10pull a month
>>534528113noone of them are tanned or have extramly long straight black hair
where is the flavor?
>>534530275you have to overcome adversity if you want the Foulest of Natures.
>>534530274then im sorry to say anon but... its over
>Grass career
>Sleep deprived half of the time
It's not funny...
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>>534530085Yes, their biggest farmer left and it caused them to drop out of top 1000. Cue snowball effect after.
But their danchou seemed to not be very active, it was just a matter of time.
>>534530318Good job anon, made me chuckle
So for the Eugenics maxxers in here, I've gotten 2 legacies now with all 3 horses having a URA finale(both Taiki and Maruzen have a Teio with a 1* URA finale underneath).
So the next step is to use both of these Legacies as parents until I get a 3* with a URA finale correct?
>>534530409Just let her rest...
>>534530236idunno, this one has been full of nice people and generally comfy
I wouldn't want to be in any club outside of top 500. If you just fill the club with people who just enjoy the game and actually play it and use their TP like they're supposed to you pretty much automatically make it in top 500. Anything lower and you've got a bunch of people who just login and do nothing every day. Why would you want to have your rewards tied to people like that?
Why are the most interesting pieces of lore hidden in nobody careers?
If I ignore Super Creek and tell her I hate mothers she'll leave me alone right?
>>534530462>just outside of top 100oof, best hope there won't be any drama if your club finishes at rank 101-110. It will definitely have some people thinking they could easily be in a top 100 club if it weren't for a few leeches and things might collapse next month.
I wanna lick every inch of Kitasan Blackโs body
>>534530462>UMADashis that the same SEA trannies from Nikke Dorodash?
>>534529287>All /uma/ clubs are fullfuck this gay earth
>>534530202>run cards with red skill hints (the good ones are hesitant, subdued, flustered, tether, murmur)>get enough stats to barely win career goals>witmaxx>hintmaxx>run races for more sp when there is no good training so you can buy everything you get hinted
>>534528218does mati try all sorts of fertility rituals and blessings before sex?
>>534530008The shoes that I swap to you have been used in ways you wouldn't want them to be used.
>>534530517She knows you don't really mean that and forgives you.
>>534530450She's winning........
>>534530441I hope this is a shitpost.
>>534530406I guess I have to luckshit again. If I managed to luck 4 Kitas with 200 pulls I should manage to luck Seiun or Maru and save enough for Christmas Oguri
>>534530336this. it's really easy to break into A (top 1k) rank too.
>>534530462 this one was #181 and only got A+. the hassle for 300 more carats it not worth it
>>534530645Is that why they're always Dirt?
What's up with the massive club exodus?
>>534530730it's only 2 clubs
>>534530614mambo will probably have a couple spots in a few days if the couple inactives dont come back in time or danchou kicks early, who the fuck misses golshi week
How come my wit/power horses do much better than my speed/stamina/power ones
>>534530268As long as people are active and asking for shoes, the requirements for the club are met. The founding intent was for a casual club for both CUMA refugees and the massive numbers of /uma/s asking for clubs daily at the time.
I made it after getting booted from CUMA because my internet died for a day and I have no intention of becoming the monster I fought against for the sake of a few dollars worth of virtual shekels a month. Especially when the majority of carat income in this game is just gibs from Cygames.
>>534530240>The earliest /uma/ club is still aliveGlueๅทฅๅ ด died years ago
>both legacies have bad blues
you're gonna need at least 2 more generations of farming before this is usable
damn i thought nimble navigator was good but i won (almost) every race without it ever proccing
go with the flow + average wit is just enough to never be blocked even for a late surger
>maxed out Tazuna bond
>still haven't unlocked her recreation
Why?
>>534530462for me it's simple, if danchou had it clear the club was focused on going more competitive rather than taking it calm that's fine, if he says one thing and then changes it once he filled the club that's lame
>>534530713you can maybe luck the seiun, they'll probably drop some events to guarantee the 30k for xmas ogurin tho
>>534530730This month is extremely competitive with over 30,000 clubs participating vs July's ~12,000
The first week is a good gauge of how well your club will rank for the rest of the month.
Players who are discouraged with their club's rank or danchou's management will leave around this time since you need to be in a club for at least 2 weeks to get rewards and leaving near the middle of the month might be too close of a call.
I think Super Creek is cringe.
>>534530614/uma/ (that's the name of the club) still has some spots open danchou just kicked out some guys for some reason
Need an invite to club, trainer ID 833605699429. 82mil fans.
>>534530849You probably didn't answer the event that unlocks it correctly. You're supposed to listen to her geeking out about horses.
>>534530594But Dorodash is NA
>>534530441Never let not knowing what you're doing hold you back from your dreams.
>>534530849Tazuna's event that unlocks her dates is RNG have fun. Also her new year event is also RNG.
man, im having a hard time getting both S on turf and medium with tokyo and firm skill....
>>534530761The biggest fan members left /uma/dachi too
>>534530987sure you are pagpag weird how you bring up your club around SEA time
>>534530939I think the overemphasis of her motherly nature like it's pure kink is annoying.
Super Creek herself is pretty cool
I canโt decide who to pick from the free three star ticket, only ones I really wanted were McQueen and rice shower and I got both of them from the mission tickets. Iโm leaning oguri cap
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>>534530628She lives on in our memories and the game.
>>534530441>he fell for the URA Finale spark meme
>>534531072Oguri is the reddit choice since she does everything and has her own anime
>>534531036S turf doesn't matter much, it's only acceleration.
hope you have left handed though.
>>534530983it can just not show up
like i finally unlocked her dates once in late november of Senior year once
>>534531056But its still 10pm in California
>>534531036the real hell is building a front runner with enough stats, green skills, S medium and groundwork
>>534531072maru or taiki if you dont have good parent umas, otherwise just ogurin cappu it
I feel like this went well, sadly couldn't get Creek's gold skill, I even got Winning Chakra to trigger this run but it feels like it wasn't enough, I must be lacking something, probably inherits on one of the parents
>>534531152Don't forget concentration
>>534530983I know. The event also just finally triggered on Senior Year Late Feb after I made that post.
>>534531027There's too much RNG involving triggering events. I've had maxed out bonds on characters and they didn't finish before the URA finale.
I want to play but it feels wasted to do it without a borrow
and even more so without the 3x reroll thing that's hopefully releasing soon
>>534530538Don't say that anon, video games are for fun :(
>>534531072Oguri is the qol choice
>dirt horse>generically useful green-spark skill>first career goal is fancount so you can zip through the "1 career" daily fast if you dont have time for a full runmaruzensky is also a decent choice because of how widely useful her inherited skill is
>>534530930I think Oguri is pretty safe since even without special gibs since there's a decent gap between her and Maru. Seiun and Maru are pretty close though. I'll have to luckshit one of those two if I want both.
I wonder how many sweaty club rankers will drop once MANT hits
>>534531036>I'm having a hard time making 4 independent events coalesce on a single run at a rate of ~3 runs a dayTry turning it off and back on again, that usually works.
>>534531210I really hope that's not meant for CM anon...
>>534531254well anon you have to play without borrows if you ever hope of getting 3* sparks for your own parents
>>534531254>I want to play but it feels wasted to do it without a borrowdon't need borrows to build debuff horses for your pvp team.
also you should work on making 2 owned parents with borrowed grandparents so you can grind out your CM ace. for this it's fine if they're just 2* as long as they have good pink/green/whites
>>534531263reaching a high rank with your bros is fun
Alright guys, one last spreadsheet autism for you guys
So dubs decide what I should do with this information I've collected over the last month
>>534531326It is, long specifically, is it really that bad? Should I be hyper focusing Stamina instead?
>>534530983No it's random, I once had Aoi's retarded ass start the date event at Early Dec Senior Year
GOLDSHIT YOU BITCH STOP LOSING THE TENNO SHO
I JUST WANT THE TRIPLE CROWN
>>534531294>I wonder how many people who run a lot of extra races will drop because of the campaign where you should run a lot of extra races
>>534531294How bad is MANT anyways, I keep seeing posts about it being the killer but from what I know it's 'racespam autism' the scenario which sounds kind of funny
>>534531403>you can count on one hand the people from /uma/jesus fuck man
>>534531226at least all the good front runners for this start with it and Kitasan gives hints but yeah
>>534529684i still have none, plenty of 3* parents
>>534531403create umas based on the top 3 members and race them in CM
>>534531403>They were mostly discord tranniesYou really are a massive faggot
>>534531294Seriously. I just want a club that hits A or A+ consistently for the carrots, man. I left my club when I realised over 50% of members were SEA lmao
Damn, IRL Maruzensky was a badass
>Goldship career
>get Focus early
>win the year 2 and 3 Takarazuka Kinen
>trigger secret event
>pick bottom choice
>get afflicted with Gatekept
>lose Focus AND skill points spent on it
Jesus fuck I got scammed
>>534531403>dubs decidemake the spreadsheet public, dox everyone unlucky enough to have joined the schizo guild
>>534531403This is just a Discord club featuring some /uma/s...
>>534531403>top 3 all /uma/ /uma/ is goated is like that
>>534531403List them in alphabetical order and decide which one to kill, fuck or marry.
>>534531402And we can definitely do that without drama, I believe in the bros
>>534531406you have no gold recovery and not enough stam
your Goldship will literally give up on the last spurt
having at least 900+ stam and gold recovery is the minimum or you have nearly no chances of winning
Grass Wonder; the most beautiful and flawless Yamato Nadeshiko
>>534531406The CM is medium 2400m, I'm guessing you mean TT. That's a a start, but yeah, your stamina + skills is way too low to go the distance at Long.
>>534531557>focus golshiyou scammed yourself
>>534531403>he actually doxxed everyone in the clubI thought it was a joke
>>534531403Since you really want the attention print out the spreadsheet and cum tribute it, as the final sendoff for CUMA
>>534531403>top3 are all umagawdsWhy did you even do it, bro? Why didn't you believe in /uma/?
>>534531597fuck all /uma/bros
kill discord
marry agnes tachyon
>>534531469runs are a lot longer due to running ASSLOADS of races and having to constantly buy items from the in-career shop, japs hated it because they're ultra casuals who just want a simple 20 minute campaign on their way to work. westerners will enjoy the complexity of MANT and optimizing runs is hard but actually rewarding.
>>534531557Why are you buying focus on goldship anon?
Why are you buying any skills before the URA final?
Some of you guys are actually retarded
>>534531406You definitely need more stamina, since that's not even enough for medium, even if you got maestro. Also you need to look into what skills are good in CM because wasting a gold skill on the coast is clear outside of TT isn't good.
>>534531403like the other anon said, print it out and cum tribute it, faggot
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What the fuck. Where do i go now
>Started getting consistent URA finale wins
>Now starting to get A ranks
I'm getting stronger.
still struggling with matikane's career though for some reason.
>>534531403>podium is all /us/never in doubt
Could someone realistically rape rice shower? She seems small and weak but she is still an Uma so it might be difficult
>>534531723stat stick tier
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>>534528997skills are the only thing a debuff nice nature needs to care about (also, yes it is. if you're blocked you're blocked)
>>534531716Cope. It will cull the playerbase just like it did in JP.
>>534531750>Now starting to get A ranksIs it possible to learn this power?
>>534531612Noted, I'll try again
>>534531765>mr.CBTprepare your anus
>>534531747Im sorry for leaving you guys for Kitasan Black reroll
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One by one all of the tryhard clubs are falling...
>>534531716I think the approach to uma between nips and westerns are very different. Nips treat as a raising sim like im@s while westerners treat it like a rougelike. I think there will be some drop off once MANT comes but I expect the autists to stay.
>>534531403You were tracking fans DAILY?!?!
>>534531723>green skill version of golshi's ult is weak and gives very little speed>pink for an unpopular style that barely any horses run>no ura finals6/10. good for a first 3* at least
>>534531841I don't really know how this came to be honestly. My strategy hasn't really changed, nor has my deck. But at some point, I started getting wins back to back.
Ill host one last hopeless club
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Please register 1 Cuma
Gold Ship or Narita Taishin?
>>534531837>Legend Races will cull the playerbase (it didn't)>Kitasan will cull the playerbase (it didn't)>CM will cull the playerbase <---------- you are here>MANT will cull the playerbase
>>534531403>UMA>discord user: MEyou were reddit from the beginning dont kid yourself
>>534531937>Nips treat as a raising sim like im@s while westerners treat it like a rougelikeby god... are we based?
>>534531863cute and canon <3
>>534531935Cant believe my extremely casual /uma/ club is still in top 1000 after week 1, though I expect us to drop from top 1000 sooner or later.
I am going to win against umas
>>534532010sure I'll jo-
>CUMA danchonever mind I don't wanna get doxxed
>>534532017Nice strawman. It's only ever been MANT, just like it was in JP tho.
Thoughts on my evil Bakushin?
Wtf how am I supposed to get 200 career goals in a week?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH9dEYWLgyo
WTF horse racing is real?
>>5345320104/18, register quickly before my charge back hits and I get banned I promise I will not dox you guys
>>534528664>Some SEAmonkey sees another SEAmonkey quit and starts SEAthing about yuri unpromptedIt's like pottery, it rhymes.
>>534531557gatekept is secretly good on Golshi and focus is not secretly pointless, the game is trying to fix your dumbass run for you.
>>534532123play 20 careers
does jp have a newer/another version of the hotsprings ticket
>>534532119>only 3 reds>no stamina drain targeting pace at allbwo...
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I'll take it
>>534531750>Matikanefukukitaru's careerHer career goals are a bit annoying
>2/3 chance to get a Mile instead of Medium for the first race with base C Mile aptitude which means that if you don't bring 1 star of Mile, you can get fucked up>G3 race in second summer eats up a turn of training
>>534532183jp gets love hotel dates
gates 1-8 on goldshi is instantaneous blocked istg
>>534532183love hotel voucher
>>534532119And should I use this over her good version?
>>534532183No, they got a sex song instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI_VUNYXysI
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>>534531976>>pink for an unpopular style that barely any horses runPink stars exists to either mutate or improve. In that sense, that's not completely useless.
>>534532123one career have like 8-10 goals
if you do 3 career per day you can easily reach that objetive in one week
>>534531976Yeah kinda how I feel about it. A 3* stam spark is a 3* stam spark, but I still need to farm for URA finals sparks.
Is it true you have a better chance of getting the URA finals spark if the parents have it?
>>534532223pretty good whites bwo
>>534531550Really wish the fags just let him run the derby/classic races in general. Really couldโve done so much more if it werenโt for the dumb rules back then
>>534531747>last month 144>rank now 1886WHAT THE FUCK happened
>>534532349There is no evidence that it's true.
>>534531732How much would you need for Medium?
>>534531747another one falling..
>>534532459what's with the exodus THOUGH
why do friendships always seem to dry up at the end of the campaign?
after summer 2 they always seem to completely disappear.
Is there some limitation on friendship training or am i just consistently unlucky?
>>534532285What's the context on this being a sex song other than the line "mate I won't lose". I don't get it
>>534531747I will be applying for this club tomorrow. We WILL save it anon.
>>534531747Umm, what happened to all the members?
>play end Golshi
>URA finals, 2nd place final in two different careers
>try again, this time putting her as Pace
>Finals Champion
Simply that easy
>>534532421>Burnout>People quitting over not getting at least 3LB Kitasan>Members hated the danchud for not kicking lazy players and he did nothing for weeks
>>534532528some guys left. His friends follow, then people saw the club rank dropping so they also leave
>>534531970Ugly. She's so ugly it made my dick puke.
>>534532457900 with 1 gold recovery is working well on my end closer
>>534531993>all of the tryhard clubs are falling>my club keeps getting closer and to top 100 and we havenโt even cut the slackers yetHmm, any high-fan anons that love playing looking for a club?
Hmmโฆ
Is there a casual club I could trade shoes in? I mostly average 1-2 million per day
>>534532601>Members hated the danchud for not kicking lazy players and he did nothing for weeksThis one is killing the most clubs from what I'm seeing.
>>534523423>10 reasons why special week needs to dieYou can't die when you're already dead
>>5345327536 people with poor opsec...
I hate all of this club bullshit.
I thought I finally found a decent one, had a week of smooth sailing, then suddenly the leader and officers all stop logging in and half the club leaves in an avalanche.
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she took me to the fucking hotsprings
AGAIN.
>>534532354thanks bwo, shout out to my gro for letting me use his Ryan
>>534532825>officersBiggest red flag. If your club has officers, it's a discordnigger club 100%.
>>534532729I taught Teio sex
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>>534532698yeah. The fact he refusing to just kick sub 20m fag that drag the club down but also complain about how the people leaving were hard carrying the club
>get 3rd in Futurity Stakes
>get 1st in Hopeless Stakes
I don't get it
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Special Week
Air Groove is pretty sex, but her wedding dress though should had been more lewder.
>>534532307>just as skinny as everyone else>"ripped"
>>534532329for pvp (CM not TT), upgrading from A to S style (and needing many matching pink sparks to increase the chances of getting it during inspo events in a run) is basically mandatory
What if Lebron James is a uma but he removed his ears like Goku to avoid becoming the giant ape
evil nature is cancer to build
1 and a half runs in I've only seen one single hint actually be for a debuff
fucking kill yourself if you even thought about mentioning pruning
oh no you will know my random ass name, what ever will i do ive been doxxed
>>534532898I dont get it...
>>534532916>more than 500k/ daybro that's just ONE RUN
I feel bad about kicking slackers as the club moves up to top 100, because the definition of slacker gradually changes before our eyes
It goes from a slacker is someone who doesn't log in every day --> logs in every day but doesn't always do career runs --> logs in every day but sometimes lets their tp cap --> doesn't let their tp cap but doesn't know how to efficiently farm fans
feels like it's some kind of slippery slope leading down to
>doesn't refresh with carats every day
Once you get past the point of kicking people that are letting tp cap it starts to get messy. I was really eager to kick all the faggots who didn't even play the game, but now? Now, I'm not so sure...
Kitasan Black is so handsomeโฆ
>>534532997I love Narita Brian, if only /uma/ wasnt a card game and have more generous rates
top 1000, kick every 3 days, trade shoes
wow so hard
>S distance -> speed
>S turf -> acceleration
>S running style -> wit
Does this sound about right?
13037340
Get in here your account information isn't going to harvest itself
>>534530617do you have the full spreadsheet link anon onegai
>>534533074Just have fun and play the game....
Stop worrying about the club this much
>>534533074bwo its just 300 caratsโฆ
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>>534533127What did this say again?
>end closer in the middle of the pack at the halfway point
gold ship sama please don't make me use a clock...
>>534533127The fact that nobody on global does this proves that you're all a disappointment.
>>534533162correct, but those are not increases to stats. just like how a skill increasing acceleration is not an increase to your power stat
>>534533074Iโm in the same position.
>Club is almost top 100>wonder if itโs worth cutting the few who are playing casually at an outlier of the rest to benefit the other 75% of the groupPain.
which are the good /uma/ clubsโฆ
>>534533309Do it yourself if you're so tough
>anime gacha game
>officer
The neck beard runs all the way down the navel
>>534533279Just some retard doing a daily count of the top fan getters and the haru telling him to shutup.
>>534533279้ปใ = shut up
>>534533328There's plenty in top 500 range which is fine rewards
>>534533328all of them invited discord friends so they can leech off hard working /uma/ players so none
>>534533340You think I'm stupid enough to join a club with quotas?
Trying to make an evil nature and NONE OF THE FUCKING SUPPORTS WILL GIVE UP THEIR HINTS FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNTS I DONT WANT A STAT BOOST I WANT SUBDUED UMAS FUCKERS
>>534533051yeah i do 1 run per day except when i feel like grinding for CM
what you gonna do about it
>>534532916>>534533221these sounds more serious than a typical hardcore endgame mmo guild/static holy shit
>>534533279>grasshere are the list of top performers. [lists them]. let's keep doing our best to keep up with them
>urara้ปใ (shut up)
>>5345334351 run a day is not grinding
i'm still not in a club because all the clubs here seem super tryhard and all the random clubs in the club list are completely dead no activity
>>534533176douzo https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SYe67CJLQe8UM4N6TFLkKUgwhwTQMTC3KyTYJVjb_MI/edit
>>534533316So does that mean top speed can go above 1200 speed limit? Can skills increase velocity above limit?
>>534533435you didn't even empty the tp gauge fag
13037340
Still 7/18 please join
There's thousands of clubs out there that have no quota. But people won't shut the fuck up about the ones that do, because they feel entitled to the rewards of the clubs that do have quotas.
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>>534533539muchos gracias anon
>>534532729>ignorance situ ็ก็ฅใทใใฅ ToT
anybody smell burning smoke when they see ai slop?
>win
>get literally gatekept
bro what
>Kitasan Negro doesn't go on speed training for 10 turns in a row
Special priority my ass
>>534533564yeah. green skills can also help your speed go above the 1200 limit, though those are increases to your speed stat
The urge to bully Special Week and call her fat while hugging her from behind and pinching her tummy, I am beyond help
>>534528802>fully clothed>oozes sexual energyMayano is like no other
>>534533567emptying tp gauge every day is like 2+ hours of horse grinding. 4 hours during MANT
i cant spend that long using my phone on the shitter, i'll get fuckin hemorrhoids
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>>534533606Do NOT post eroi pics of my favorite gal pal
>Yutaka Take has never won the Hopeful Stakes
If the best jockey of all time canโt win it it truly is hopeless
I dont think I could be competitive on this game where top uma clubs do 4M-5M daily fan quota.
This game is too sweaty I dont wanna play anymore
>>534533689canon status effect.
>>534533719You already have them anon, theyโre just not flared
Highlander or double circle Firm Ground
Which one should I pick?
>>534533780no /uma/ club is doing 4-5m daily quota...
>>534533706This, but McQueen.
>>534533780That's just 10 runs a day
>failed a 18% training
>lost the debut race
If it weren't for the fan missions I would've slaughtered you.
>>534533780everyone's going to get numb to all his CM prep when they realize that accelerated schedule means CM every 3 weeks. Ain't nobody got time to properly prep for that.
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>>534533849I don't know why but the second scream always gets me
what the FUCK did she mean by this???
>>534533524yeah theres basically no middle ground, the club im in isnt exactly good and im thinking of leaving (a lot of members did this past week) but I dont want to be super autistic about quotas and shit
a B rank club would be.. what, just logging in and doing your 3 runs? sounds good enough if you just want to take it easy without fear of randomly getting kicked because of hyper comp autists checking your fan contribution 24/7 and deciding youre not doing enough, doesnt help that burnout is kicking in for a lot of people by this point (me included I'll admit)
I will keep playing this game for a while anyways but man this is why I cant be assed to play gachas anymore, I'd like to play other games but dont want to miss out on rewards or login bonuses like golshi week, imagine being the poor rando that will find out about it the last day of the hijack? depressing...
I will be reconsidering how much ill be playing by the end of the year, I really just want manhattan cafe and im good until horses like gentildonna or the rest of the gold family gets in
>>534533127>>534533368I should do this and pat myself on the back
>>534533524Wanna join my discord club
Barely A+ rn (I'm basically solo carrying lol) no fan quota but you must login at least once every 3 days. It's full rn just lmk Ur details and I'll invite u when it's open if U wanna (or I can kick someone for u)
>>534533946>what, just logging in and doing your 3 runs?That's ใฆใใชใชใชใช and it's Top 100.
>>534533906some of you people are way too generous with the kicks. 7 days? Really? The only time I ever even miss one day of logging into a gacha I'm playing is when I'm about to quit it.
>>534533704Here's your "quality" hand drawn art bwo
>>534533906Does mambo have room?
>>534533613tits too big
biceps too small
thighs the right size but not defined enough
this uma is NOT ripped
if you can pull 1m per day you belong in A club
they're dragging you down
leave them behind
become evil
>>534533074Eh, I expect to be kicked any day now, but I also can't do more than one casual career run on a normal day. Shit is time consuming
>>534533919well you know what they say about eating pineapples
>>534533991i guess 40m fans monthly is doable if you login everyday, do your 3 runs and score 500k per
>>534533917I don't see anyone clip this voice yet but there's one voice line she says 'Trainer-san' very pathetically when she's sad makes me laugh everytime
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>>534534037unless danchou kicks a couple early theres a couple guys hitting the 7d soon, its always active with shoes and stuff
>>534533869CM prep is easy though there's enough autists out there that will make the optimal borrow.
>>534527617Yes they still improve stat gains
>>534534012Sometimes people go traveling as well and Uma can be annoying using mobile internet which will result to CONNECTING issues. I just want to have people to enjoy their vacations fully.
>>534533991>
huh, really? what in the world...
then again, if people are taking it easy and just play the game it's really no surprise that morale and therefore performance drastically improves, at least in my opinion
>Golshi keeps getting blocked
>cant figure out why
>see late count
>11
bro shit is so stupid, its like a a trap
>>534534073I donโt care about any of that I just like being in a comfy club hanging out with my Almond Eye loving bros
You got it already right, /uma/?
>>534533972honestly, sure. i'm not a great player but i do at least login once a day and do a run, sometimes do my 3 runs a day, just depends how i'm feeling that day. you don't have to kick someone for me though
>>534534219Fuck them. These people are spending money on vacations(normie slop that isn't actually enjoyable) when they could be spending money on carats to do refreshes.
>>534528138I think this is a Larp and he will give leader to an alt of his in an attempt to stop people from making fun of his club
>6 turns in a row without a single speed friendship bonus near the end keeps me from speed capping
What a fucking joke
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>>534534154>roided up mr. universe... go back
and tits still too big
>>534525892curious about this as well actually
>>534531534>I left my club when I realised over 50% of members were SEA lmaoYet you're posting during at this hour?
Does anyone have the image of Biwa Hayahide with her winter coat?
I remember people joking she looks like a polar bear over a horse and found it kinda cute.
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>>534534429Her bust isn't small by any means look up her measurements.
>there will never be an uMMA game
>>534534429>tits still too bighuh, ryan has some knockers though what do you mean
>>534534446this is us westcoast nighttime shitposting hour
>>534534493never understood the jap obsession with "three sizes". just look at the actual character model/art
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>>534534536Never say never.
>Thinking of getting out of my declining, dying /uma/ club because of no activities
>All players contributed around 30-40M at worst in total
>Check the so-called-competitive clubs scouts in official Uma discord server
>Their highest contributors are mostly only 25-30M at best
Huh sometimes I forget the bar for tryharding for normies is really different from what we set here.
>>534534493Suddenly I remembered Vasquez from aliens.
>>534534695Farm 1.5 million fans daily.
>>534534695Never trust THEM
>>534534695Me? I never learn.
Don't play Vodka in golshi mode, boosted stats Daiwa wins every fucking race.
>>534534806what pos are you running vodka?
>>534534806is golshi mode harder than normal? it didn't really detail any differences except for the money.
>>534530538It's just a 300 carat difference bwo. I doubt anybody is autistic enough to leave. Especially since umaoooo is the only higher ranked /uma/ club and is not even in the top 50 anymore.
>>534534695Uma is a whale game but still make whale slave for it, us free to play should quit this game
>>534534667Nothing wrong with liking men
>>534534806Still not done golshi mode?
>>534534849hard to run vodka in any position other than late surger
why is she such a mean nature
>>534534754/vg/ posters are weaponized autism of different breed.
are you able to use parfaits in CM?
>>534534892You would know eh?
Any deck recommendations?
cant stop listening to mambo brain rot
>>534535018Really is SEA hours
>>534534883300 carats across 30 players is 120 dollars
You may think that's 6 hours of working but for South East Asians that's six years of grueling work cleaning minefields.
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heh
>>534534667see now this is a good ryan
>>534534860They said it was harder
>>534534883Damn /uma/ clubs just ain't it, I guess.
That's it. I'm done letting you guys hold me back from attaining greatness. I'm joining Eden.
>>534534987for who retard
>>534534695I need Satono Diamond badly
>>534535114Oh, no wonder my grass wonder run got fucked.
>>534534695Grubbers brought their mental illness to Uma
>>534534754Believe it or not, the gap between us and tryhard normies are really apparent.
What are the best SR cards for Golshi???
>>534535135Golshi right now but after I'm done with her, I was planning on redoing my Taishin
>>534534695Westerners have no pride
>>534535114huh, i really didn't notice a difference.
t. Rice Shower Toreina.
>>534535183Narita Taishin
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>>534534806Didn't know you could run anything other than Goldshi on Goldshi mode, been doing testing runs on it and spark runs.
>>534531403Print it out and shove it up your ass
Then send pics
Is there any benefit to golshi mode after you've grabbed the full 1.2million monies
Mejiro Ryan would be really cute if her hair was curly instead of spiky
>>534535114Wait it fucking is?!
Goddamn, no wonder some of my races have been fucky lately
Almost got all the monies, so it won't be a problem for much longer
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>>534535259Golshi mode has higher chance of hitting distance spark.
Keep this a secret from everyone.
>>534535164>tryhard normiesIf you think the people sweating over an anime horse girl gacha game are normies you are just completely out of touch. Time to face the cold hard truth. We're washed. The new generation of NEETs is upon us, and they use discord not 4chan.
You do have it, right anon?
>>534535137Need her for what?
>>534535114I noticed the late game horses have slightly better stats than the usual C's across the board
I wanna join a club, but despite logging in and doing daily races i want to actually take my time with the campaigns for each girl at least once, so my career or fan count rate is really slow..
does this song have a name?
I can't find it in any uma album
it's a slow version of U legend
https://files.catbox.moe/6xey4v.mp3
>>534535359>The new generation of NEETs is upon us, and they use discord not 4chan.All right, cuma danchou
>>534535406Most clubs are chill and casual here.
>>534535189kitasan
sweep
narita taishin
hishi amazon
creek
manhattan cafe
borrow mlb kita. i assume this is for cm anyway
>>534535373I need her to run to the conbini and buy certain "supplies" for me and kitasan. we're all out and the hotel still has 8 hours left
>>534535359Bwo your reading comprehension...
>>534535373General companionship, romance, raising her as a trainee, and marriage
>>534535235>>534535445yea, already using both of them so at least I got those right
>>534535318Welp, gotta keep going now, need 1200/1200 Goldshi. Should I go for another 9* stam parent or try my luck for a 9* power parent?
>>534535114Does the higher difficulty make for stronger veterans in the end or maybe it compromises them because G1 race entries that would have been 1st place normally end up 2nd or so instead
>>534535231Is Uma meat called long horse?
so I shouldn't use my borrows in golshi mode because I'm just sandbagging it right
>>534535221It shows a lot more when there are rival racers early in the campaign.
>>534535201No no. A lot of pride, no shame.
>>534535449Basically yeah, trying to get something usable for shitm. thanks m8
>>534535359This isn't about Neetdom and grinding desu. If I could play 10+ careers a day I would, I'm not wasting carats for energy though
>>534535564It means you get invaded by an overtuned rival (Narita Brian if Mayano, Bourbon if Rice etc)
Stats gained doesn't change.
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>>534535607actually maybe it is harder...
>>534535114good thing i can reliably clear it all the way to finals with oguri.
gonna have to go back to normal mode to grind the golshi fans needed after
>>534535474Grooming your trainee is bad
>>534535579I think it would make it easier instead unless you have good legacies of your own
>>534535412Glue Hayakawa Tazuna
>>534535698I mean I have okayish legacies to win
but these runs are filled with extremely shitty rest/mood down events so it goes sideways extremely commonly, that's how I feel
If anybody needs 100 carrots there is a mission that opens a youtube page then just gives it to you
>>534535407umapyoi is the main theme in a lot of scenes with similar slow down, probably look for a BGM version on youtube
>>534535649sure. make sure to use a maruzensky 9* power legacy
>>534535730Mejiro McQueer
What are your intentions with this?
>>534535671She's going to groom me if anything
anons, Goldshi mode slightly raises the stats of NPC umas and gives them better or more skills
just look at them before starting a race
>>534534695if you're using discord for a mobile game you have actual mental disabilities and should seek help
>>534535887Getting it fat with my child
Are we ever getting more TP pots or are the gibs over? I burned through mine thinking they were going to be common.
>>534531747>>534532916>>534533221>people are actually posting screenshots and everything in 4chin about a club you just leftIt feels kinda weird being somewhat part of the gay drama
>>534535903Is that why on some of my runs I was getting raped on relatively easy races?
>>534535564Dont really knowabout that but last night I got a 3*speed golshi and today a 3* stamina. The one and only time I managed to get one previously was almost a month ago(3* power daiwa)
What would married life with Manhattan Cafe be like?
>claw machine
>middle plush
>dead center
>everything falls off
>round 2
>middle plush
>dead center
>everything falls off
>round 3
>middle plush
>dead center
>everything falls off
what the fucks the point?
What are the ideal debuffs, stamina drain for every style?
I hate hitting a hint and getting something absolutely useless, if I can stop building debuff NN I'd be real happy.
>>534535994kek wtf is this from
best horse for doing the 7 g2 races mission?
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How the fuck did she do this
umadachis...
Does Meek deserve this victory?
>>534536076>got 1.5m monies>refuse to unlock all seeing eyesaniki...
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BEASTMODE
>>534535994yes, most of the other umas get gold skills and especially stamina gold skills
>>534536113TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
>casual club keeps rising because the hardcore clubs are all burning themselves out
It's that easy.
>>534536076>What are the ideal debuffsThe ones that you can cram on it.
>>534535903it makes no difference anyways
>>534536113no FUCK MEEK
BEHEAD MEEK
SKIN MEEK
BOIL MEEK
>>534536106kaela has turbo autsim and grinds everything for 20+hours a day, shes known for only sleeping a couple hours in a week
>>534536194tfw lost motivation because CUMA is dead
who's the antagonist now??
>>534535250There's one goal that you need to have like 5million fans on goldship so you're good
>>534536106Lots of money from retarded SEA weebs
>>534536106post her deck. also
>1152 witso pointless
Manhattan Cafe is just a way less attractive Dober
>>534536113If Meek wins you can't clock
those are the rules
>>534536225Guessing she also whales? May even be able to write it off as biz expense.
>>534536210>FUCK MEEKGladly
>>534533470what's her problem
>>534536264>so pointlessretard
>>534536194Slow and steady wins the race, bros.
>>534536106It's literally her job
>>534536264wit doesnt matter its mainly the skill points
I hate Super Creek so fucking much.
>>534535903>NPCs have slightly better stats>all they do with those extra stats is BROCK my uma with their fat slow asses more efficiently
>>534536076anything that doesn't require rushed is good, anything that fucks end closers is a priority. And stop wasting time building her if you don't have potential level 5
>>534536076>What are the ideal debuffs >>534530617
>>534536173>>534536183>>534536210+1 mood to my daughter.
>>534536275Too late, however she's aware and plans to do it again
>>534536327you are proccing every single one of those skills at 700 wit
>>534536341racing in one extra race and winning gives you the same amount of extra skill points as all 3 years of wit training
>>534536106>>>>frenzied skills>disorient>no hesitant late surger or front runnerBricked
>>534536346i've seen so many people complain about creek not showing up to give maestro, but my borrowed lvl 35 creek tosses me maestro literally every single run
>>534536383>you are proccing every single one of those skills at 700 witno you aren't you fucking retard
you don't even take 10% failure trainings so what the fuck are you on about
>>534536379She looks fat and retarded from this angle.
>>534536393it's all fun and games until she doesn't
it's worse when she teases you with 1 or 2 events in the senior year but never actually finishes it
>>534536379What are those stats
>>534534806Doesn't someone have a career mode with boosted Teio early classical year G2? That sounds more cancerous
>>534535607Yeah I got raped by Tamamo Cross in Creek's career
>>534536139>>534536357I started late, I'm not going to use most of my monies for one (1) debuff skill.
>>534536470I know she is a SEAmonkey, but she is still a person, anon.
>>534536470we know what she looks like bro
>>534536470https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zncwkP9vNZk
>hates men
>makes doujins of uma x trainer
Miss Dober????
>>534536491Faggot you get 1.5 million monies just from Goldship mode. If you don't want to buy it don't build an evil nature.
>>534536470Are you one of those retards that thinks they're a man using a voice changer and not a womanfailure raking in money from simps?
>>534536520shes a cute indo
>>534536535>ugly af>plays a lotyeah, all the good looking ones stream for 2 hours
>>534536554Trainers are like orcs or tentacle monsters.
>>534536520>>534536535>>534536605Everyone is a male unless they post vagina as proof of female. Have fun funding a femboys estrogen pills faggots
i like watching my umawife's tits bounce as she dances
>>534536393>borrowed lvl 35 creekwhy not add someone with a level 50?
>>534536768>the fucking JIGGLE during the career end jog
>>534536569I just checked it''ll take 350k monies which isn't that big of a hit but it'll use up most of my sashes I've got saved up.
I'm still not doing it you fucking nigger, and I'm still going to win CM with my pot3 Neicha.
>>534536463Literally started the event year 1 and did the second event year 3 before the last race.
>>534536821Check their stats
>>534536782YWNBAW lil' bro
>>534536106>malay hololiveI never would have imagined
>>534536747>femboys estrogenThis is why I can never take retarded white people seriously. Trans bullshit is nonexistent in SEA
>>534536747Keep thinking about cocks gaybro
>>534536812i am not a clever man
i really should...
>>534536816also ignore the duplicates, forgot to take them off since i was just clicking whatever. not like it matters, they all still triggered kek
>>534536816tell me the odds of succeeding a 90% check 12 times in a row right now
>>534536194>joined a D rank fresh club at the end of last month>it's now an A rank club just below 700I know it's still early in the month but that's just funny.
>>53453694050-50 you either do or you dont
>>534536747if she was a tranny in indonesia, I think she would have been stoned by now (seabros confirm)
>>534536910I mentioned vaginas bro, you're the one talking about cocks. Cock obsessed faggot.
>>534536909Cope.
trying to max otonashi's friendship seems like it's more trouble than it's worth and i just treat it as something lucky that could happen
>>534536313Yeah, she does.
Checked her fan count and she mogs me.
Twitter is nothing but her bitching about sparks, nearly a carbon copy of the gambling addicts from this thread.
>>534536106>>>/vt/
What's the actual soft cap on wit activating skills? Like what's the difference between 900 wit and 1100 wit?
>>534536747Women, like birds, are not real. Vagina is a male organ. Donโt let the government gaslight you.
>>534536747Pretty sure they hang trannies there.
>>534536747jealous tranny
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>>534536747It's SEA not murica. You will get lynched and shamed on public on the spot when you show any signs of LGBTshit there.
>>534535887no one really talks enough about how mcqueen's skirt is too short
>>534537058Did they do 18* stamina? I double I can get an A Rank Nature since I never seemed to get enough stats with a 9* Speed 9* Stamina legacy NN.
>>534537145same with bourbon
>>534537027Nigga you started mentioning femboys for no reason gay ass faggot lmao, anyways indogs are mudslimes so they will lynch you for being trans
>>534537068>>534537050Sea is filled with trans dumb fucking nazi pieces of shit. We accept everyone here except you fuckers. Burn
>>534537058Fuck, I wish I had a MLB Marvelous Sunday and Aoi.
>>534536936767407812723 Here's a 50 SC that isn't full with 9* Stam. Rice
>>534537182it's okay she's wearing a leotard, she wants to show it off
>>534536535Wait she's kinda cute
>League of legendsThis removes any qualities the girl had
>>534537058does rice ssr have a useful skill? thought it was dogshit
>>534537026my sea country is actually very supportive of trans people
well, kinda. It's a funny situation where the government supports them but the many people aren't
>>534529913>>534530797I get being casual and all but you have anons in the club still stuck at 1 mil after a week, cmon there needs to be some quality control.
>>534536940https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/#H4sIAAAAAAAACq2RsW7DIBCG3%2BWfGQDb2GbLWHVopYxVBhRfUpTYWAZkVVHevcI2jZK528fpuPv5uOHo4uTprYMWXHHFMHjTj1fy0BXnDJ6og5ZKVG1V1EXLED19Ov9ONEKHKRLDZI7U0Qn6ht651M5wnlwc0lSGmUz4pmlhT8a7YcFge9paTUdpP78zxN6INMjFcLIh5UIKxgUY%2FLiEqVvF4IPp7WCgl9Cjm9OCqigYzjF4aNkohtn6zvXpJenCZAKdf6Cxp%2BHiIhg664MZjrQbgw0xhcA%2B7YnTyTxVd3gMeC1f7PXqob8gOFdLTsl58wcyQ5FBZagzNBu05QpCVHKDrVkU9VYpc48qBQ6rMfli7OFKyOUTs6z1uNlqEq%2B2yoTZVsmfdX3Yi%2Bvtf%2Bs63O%2B%2F7JvybH4CAAA%3D
here you go buddy, you can run it yourself and change the wit values and see nothing changes at all
>>534537802>actual, literal retardlmao
>>534537858>retarded ad hominem after being factually btfo'd by statsright. enjoy your 5th place cm finishes
who will it be, /uma/? Place your bets!
>>534537802NTA, but that sim seems to 100% always trigger your skills regardless of wit values, wit is there only for slopes and other shit wit does
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>>534538574FUCK IT WAS GOLD SHIP
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK YOU CYJEW
>tfw already have lvl 3 Golshi
>>534523214Nice try Spe-chud.
what was the first uma you got to level 5?
For me it was pic related
>>534535932They want you to be incentivized to use carats.
And honestly you probably should. For a few runs a day at least. 10 carats for a run isn't terrible.
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