FRESH HYPE edition

Day: 11
Server: down
Discord: locked
Registration: closed
ETA: tomorrow
Ross: pregnant
Polls: posted
Vibes: immaculate
Wipe: yes

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 3 and Gurubashi 4 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).
FRESH FRESH FRESH
IT'S HABBENING

Previous
>>534047846

>epoch trannies when they get to play the game they were promised 10 days ago for 5 minutes

Does anyone have the server status link?

WoW If He Real

>Turtlechuds gave up on having a general on both /vg/ and /vm/ and just crawled back to /wpsg/ to make 1 post an hour
lmao

>>534068760
https://epoch-status.info/

>9 hours
>still no poll
lmao

reminder that we could've been playing now if it wasn't for wipefags

>POCHIE WEEK
POCHIE WEEK
>POCHIE WEEK
POCHIE WEEK

>>534068809
yeah, the trans epoch pedos scared them away

Ahem.
>cunny femgnome gf

can i get a hot healer trans girlfriend in gvrvbashi?

>>534068779
turtlewow looks like THAT!?

I'm so fucking horny I need a femnelf priestess!!!

Turtle is still currently winning, we need a poll desperately

>>534068184
https://files.catbox.moe/fz0gsv.jpg

idk what thats supposed to mean, I just like the style overall.

>>534068608 (OP)
Finally a good OP

Turtlesissy status?

GVRVFASHV REJECTS WIPES

even in wow private servers there's retarded tribalism for no real reason

>>534068883
Weekend*

>>534068949
In what way? Theres zero hype for turtle. Its DoA.

I bet none of you zoomerfags even played og vanilla. I’m the only og boomer ITT

tvrtle status: playable

sneedpoch status: ?

>still no poll
EPOCH NEEDS HEROES

>>534068992
dil8ed

>>534068967
UUUOOOOHHH ToT

How is BBC+? Do we have a guild on there because I'm hankering to play whatever version of WoW now since Epoch took the shit

>>534069017
Yeah but its up and running, unlike Epoch. Despite earlier hype and vibes I can feel it falling off

>>534068849
thanks fren

>>534069072
I played vanilla, got perdition blade on my very first rag kill and proceeded to instant kill any clothy in silithus that dared to sit and drink in my stealthed presence.

>>534068992
molding
lost
irrelevant

as the should be

show yourself kaytotes or face my wrath

>TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE
obsessed

>>534068992
Stale always loses, always.

>>534069089
here is your hero

So what's the hold up now? Where's the poll?

>>534069085
feed your sneeds

>>534069138
Anon, you need 10 players to form a guild...

>>534069275
>rp
Gay
>pve
Ultra gay

>>534069228
you're literally in the epoch general sis

>'pochtroons sitting in queue

epoch trannies waiting for hours for a poll on whether to start their server up or not

>>534069381
replace waiting with gooning

I WANT CUNNY

Friendly Reminder
Only actual worker drones play in a safe-space castrated version of the game
Play the game like it was meant to be

>>534069283
They'll post it when kaytotes wakes up in 14 hours.

>My shadow priest (human, female) on her way to hog all no-shoe cocks
heh, nothing personnel knife ears...

Something has gone horribly wrong, I'm 100% sure at this point. Probably a double agent or two in the war room.

>>534069451
DELETE THIS SAAR DO NOT REDEEM UNCLE DO NOT REDEEEM

poll: kill pedos yes/no?

>>534069451
so this....... is the face......... of project 'poch............................ whoa...............................

No but really how long does it take to put out a poll? Like I get that theyre still working on stuff, but you could simply have the poll going while working on stuff.

>>534069451
these guy are considered white in the US

>>534069509
Make it nelfie baka

>>534069509
She'll be disciplined by the time I'm done with her

i just wanna tame a wasp man...
hope they added new low level wasps to tame... maybe in barrens?

>>534068967
cute

Kaytotes, the poll

>>534068995
Literally only because Turtle players keeps picking a fight with other pservers. Ascension and Warmane players stay in their lanes.

>Wipe it.

>>534069570
gotta be a FRESH POLL, it's not fair if people vote before I do because I'm stuck at work all day.

>>534069548
No.

>>534069509
i need a konata graves gf

>>534069275
100% bet Epoch delay their relaunch until the 16th

>>534069548
yes

>>534068902
your gvrvfashy gf, sir, hope you like em brown
https://x.com/narue22

They still haven't put the poll up what the fuck? they really going to wait untill kaytotes wakes back for 8 hours?

>>534069138
forget about bbc+, it’s not what you’re looking for

just an absolute abomination

>>534069548
>kill all pedos
>private server population suddenly reaches 0

>>534069668
The irony is the poll will be up for longer than it would take to level to 15

>>534068967
She's ready

>>534069548
Gonna goon to cunny to honor you desu

>>534069874
Not only will the poll be up longer than the time it takes to get 15.
If they had wiped it and launched it this morning some people would already be 15.

>>534069807
shit's fucked and they're scrambling to fix anything so they gonna stretch this out as long as they can

>>534069874
were already on hour 10 of even creating that poll

>>534069807
>takes 24 hours to make a poll
Not really instilling a lot of faith for when something real pops up and how many weeks it'll take to address

>>534069807
poll won't be for at least 11 hours and when it comes out it will be up for 3 days

>>534069548
cool it with the antisemitism

Fuck it I'll start the poll here. Reply with whether or not Epoch should wipe or not if they relaunch

>>534069874
if they wiped the server immediately after the test today we would've been 15 right now

>>534069548
>result: yes
>entire dev team of turdle is exterminated
>along half of their playerbase

>>534069748
That doesn't look very brown to me...
>Argentina
Ah, I get it.

>>534068967
what is her mount?

Gaythot is a retard. First he only communicates on discord instead on his website, then he wants to host polls instead of taking the decision by himself like a man. Cucked populist that need constant public validation

>>534069971
The issue with the wipe isn't the leveling its that people used tons of exploits, and players dont have the confidence that the devs actually did anything about it.

>>534070038
wipe yes

>>534070183
me

>>534070038
no wipe
i want more database errors

>>534070183
My cock.

Why do you guys talk about pedos so much?

>>534070038
Wipe because I think it'll cause more chaos and crashes

>>534070038
no wipe

Playing pve is so cucked lol. Soulless people with no drive or competitive spirit.

>>534070038
relaunching is such a waste of time, you keep everyone in suspense fix it, and upon fixing it delay it again?
if this isn't a massive joke played the owner I don't know what to say.
I this must be some ebin rug pull and they've not done content past level 15.
otherwise this guy is literally a massive retard, who just makes the worse decisions in every situation he can thinking he's being clever.

>>534070312
i dunno lol

>>534070183
draenei (fe)males

https://files.catbox.moe/oyhi7y.jpg

>>534070368
they're the type of trannies that play Skyrim for 15 years straight

>>534069963
you posted in dead bread fren

>>534069748
why do girls like pvp

>>534070368
>PLEEEEAAAAASSEEEE roll on gurubashi so i can gank you when i'm 10 levels higher than me PLEEAASSSEE it's the only enjoyment i get out of the game because i'm too shit for opt-in pvp
nah i'm good jose

>>534070387
Why do people keep saying this are you new? They have had multiple max level alphas for this server across years

>>534069959
oh boy, we're digging up the antique memes now

>>534070038
don't care just launch immediately

>>534070368
>wpvp
>competitive

>>534070464
>girls

>>534070368
Why would I ever roll on a pvp server?

this general was a lot better one day ago

>>534070464
they want to be around the highest testosterone players

>>534070481
So? kaytotes has been qouted to say "I don't give a shit if you don't get to play", maybe he even intended to actually launch a server and just decided to fuck with people, then he'll still get his wish and play his server with his friends.

>>534070464
filters out the soi

VIBES STATUS?

>hit a wall in return in reckoning and this isn't up yet
I fucking hate you guys for getting me into the hypetrain

i love cunny so much bros...

>>534070312

>>534070430
What about from behind?

I barely have any hair on the crown of my head.

>>534070621
FANTASTIC

>>534070565
yeah, less pedos 24 hours ago

>>534069959
he was da joka baby

>>534069451
>Play the game like it was meant to be
Blizz themselves said that PvP was a mistake and WoW should've been a pure PvE game.

OI LETS GET ON WITH IT

>>534070594
I meant regarding the no content past 15 accusation. We have seen all the custom content they have. Its there and it exists throughout the whole level range. Its nothing special though.

>>534070464
> girls

>>534070480
>strawmanning
>nah im good

good, stay in your cuck cage padded safe space server. niggerfaggots like you are not welcome on gurubashi.

CMON GAYTOTS RELEASE THE FACKIN SERVER

>>534070750
yea they also think adding gay dragons and wheelchair mages is what wow should be

>>534070704
Finasteride bro.

>>534070704
the norwood reaper comes for us all

>>534070750
>believing nu-blizz about anything
>none of the original devs work there

>>534070974
lol someone AI gen a norwood reaper

>turdle fresh on the 17th
>epoch never ever

AAAAAAAA I WANT TO PLAY NOW REEEEEEEEEEE

>>534068995
your'e just a loser with no team in any situation in life. BETA

THE
JIGG
IS
UP

https://jiggie.fun/saGWRS

>>534070557
To exert your superiority over other gamers? The entire point of multiplayer games?

>>534070750
Pffft lmao
Do you actually believe anyone will fall for this retarded and made-up copium?
Please say SIKE right now

>>534071045

you're brown+ tranny+ pedo+ didn't ask+ let them cook

So, how are you going to dress your toon when going to meet the no-shoes?

Flashy?

>>534070704
based. just start shaving your head and get some muscle. now you look dangerous and chicks love that. good luck anon

Rogue or warlock to star a pvp career?
I've never played either past level 50 something. Warlocks dot and forget style looks like fun

>>534071072
I play MMOs to explore the world with my compatriots. If I wanted to frag people I'd play Counterstrike.

>>534069748
uuuogooooohjh

>>534071151
This game is never getting a sequel.

>>534071184
Warlock is most certainly not dot and forget

>>534071184
everyone will have either Hardiness or WotF so neither

>>534070480

Hey, I’m actually turning off replies. I’m in no reply mode right now because I can’t handle replies. So yeah, you can’t reply to me because I’m in no reply mode, and I just can’t deal with that right now. Feel free to reply once I opt in.

Faggot

>>534071257
Game?

>>534071151
Or modest?

>>534071317

Be 100% honest. Are you all playing this because of
>The custom content
>You just wanted a vanilla fresh
>You like the idea of a 3.3.5 client in vanilla
>All of the above/other?

>>534071151
My black mageweave pantsus will be the last thing no shoe filth see when I drain their pathetic lives away

>>534071184
lock or hunter, it is tbc based so either lock or hunter

>>534071145
>>534071045

sorry I didn't mean that

>>534071317
You know once someone opts in to PvP on Kezan they have to pay Gold to drop it right? You're little epic scenario where you chase someone over a hill and suddenly their flag is off isn't going to really happen that often.

>>534071495
I just want fresh with 5k+ people.
If this was wotlk I would still roll it.

>>534071495
The custom content.

>>534071184
rogue is op, easy and fun. lock is a acquired taste, but very op if you know how to play it

>>534071495
I wanted to play it for the custom content, I'm still here just for the lulz.

>>534071495
I always liked vanilla but the class balance was shit and the content got boring fast

>warmode on kezan
>"n-noooo i WITHDRAW CONSENT! you may NOT kill me... b-because it's against the rules of the s-server!"

>>534071495
just wanna play vanilla mainly. giving money to blizzard is not possible for me even if classic was good

>>534071495
mostly for fresh but vanilla needs to be changed there are plenty of retarded things in it

>>534071495
Mostly the fixed tbbc classes in vanilla
'ate outland cringe and raising the level cap
luv me class changes
simple as

what the FUCK are we waiting for??????

>>534071495
>The custom content
Mainly this
Fresh is a nice bonus though

>>534071495
I just want vanilla with a little spice and a better client

>>534071495
Really just 'nilla on a wotlk client that won't go to the later xpacs. The custom content and fresh are a nice bonus.

>>534071495
Yes

>>534071495
>>The custom content
don't care. if it's good it's fine but usually it's shit like on t*rtle
>>You just wanted a vanilla fresh
*Vanilla+, and no it doesn't *need* to be fresh, but fresh is preferred.
>>You like the idea of a 3.3.5 client in vanilla
client doesn't matter as long as it's not 1.12.1
>>All of the above/other?
read nigga read. Also no tbc or any other expansion-land cringe.

>>534071261
>Fully dot 2 guys and delay as much as I can after they ambush me
>Watch from my corpse how they slowly decay and die
Looks like dot and forget to me

I NEED TO SUCK A TRANNY GIRL COCK PLS

>pvp tranime losing his mind

>>534071762
this

>>534071495
the custom content, and anyone who says otherwise is a retard

>>534071495
undead tbc pally. dont care that there will be thirst for shammies i want a bone boy huckin shield

>>534071495
fresh + leveling/gearing through pvp

i strongly dislike 3.3.5 client, i prefer 1.12 with vanillafixes, deal with it

Can't wait for people to cry about getting killed while they willingly turned on warmode.

>>534071495
>custom content
>wotlk client
>pvp things
That's it

WEEKEND BROS WE WON

>>534071852
lmao youre gonna be hyper disappointed

>>534071557
>that often

elf and demigod cunny are ethical

>>534071961
Baradin's Hold looked really good.

>>534071495
>the custom content
>also lonely and bored and want to make friends

>>534071495
I thought about getting back into WoW after some nostalgia of playing it a long while ago on WoWScape and Crusade Gaming. I looked up private servers on this board and I found this general a few days before launch, so I checked it out and it seemed interesting. Come back later and apparently the launch was a bust.

>>534071747
i've no idea, the communication is terrible.
could be poll in 10 minutes or 10 hours

Is full demonology with the felguard just completely useless everywhere outside of leveling? I know it has that 4 second stun from demonic empowerment now but I don't know if that's enough...

>>534070871
>it's not a fetish guise

>>534072000
There will always be some dude who would gladly pay 20g each time just to avoid a gank because they are that lazy. Most people that opt in want to pvp since it not only gives exp so you can level through ganking but you get all the bonuses pvp quests.

>>534071524
I remember playing hunter for a bit in tbc and it was a pain
I was constantly kiting melees or being LOS by casters.
Sure, I had amazing dps if let alone to aimed/steady shot but it never happens in pvp

>>534071495
How do I add reactions to a post on this fucking site?

>>534072072
Demo shouldn't be too bad in raids because they added the aoe damage reduction from wotlk to pets

I want her inside me

>>534072059
They said "today" and there is only so many hours left in day no matter the timezone.

Pochie soon....

>>534071495
3.3.5
custom content will always be meh, but this is the first server ever to change the day night cycle, and i like it.

>>534072218
Pet avoidance is supposedly 90% on this server

How do you restore vibes from rock bottom and proceed to fumble them again? I'm mazed.

>>534072220
A woman can't be inside you

>there is actually amazed blizzdrone nigger in thread atm
Out. We're full.

>>534069649
I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>534072218
Yeah but pve demo would drop felchud for succubus and ruin and 5% more damage
They should have just moved ruin up one tier like in wotlk because in pve lock will always be enslaved to it

>>534072163
yes and that should not be an option for him. get rez sickness if you don't want to be camped.

>>534071495
Biggest reasons for me are tbc talents in vanilla, custom content, as well as raid sizes being 10/25. Wrath client is a bonus on top

>>534070038
No wipe. I spent 5 vacation days getting to level 15 and stockpiling 30 gold. It is mine by right.

>>534072213

wsg and other bgs don't have reputation, right? it's just a token system or something? The stamina trinket seems crazy good

>>534069748
is this achievable natty or do i need hrt/play femgnome

>>534071524
Except Fear is nerfed, it breaks quick like in WotLK, so classic SL/SL playstyle won't work

>>534072472
It might genuinely be prohibitively expensive to do so, I'm just speculating with the gold value.

>>534071495
All of those
3.3.5 client being the most important
custom content (that isn't turtle's because I already know it) second
and fresh third

rumors say they'll drop the poll this weekend
encountering some technical difficulties with setting up the poll and need some time to work out a few things

>>534072670
under 23 natty
over 23 hrt

>>534072750

Guaranteed they don't know how to wipe without including name reservations

>>534069748
I'll commend him for at least being fit instead of a fat ogre like most trannies

The team is at work that's why there's no update

>>534072670
Get on the femgnome NOW

>>534072723
Turtle's new patch has more new content than all of Epoch combined. And thats not shilling its just honestly from playing the beta earlier.

We are not even waiting for the poll right now, but for an announcement of when they will release the poll.

>>534072915
what content?

>we wil release the poll later today (23 hours)

>>534072808
How hard is it to loop over all characters and reset everything to the start of the game?
Surely it's possible.

>>534072915
did you miss the part where I said I wanted a non dogshit client?

BRILLIANT
FANTASTIC

Wonder if Eredun and skeletranny are erp:ing in mod chat?

>>534072808
at this point they're delaying so long for no reason I can imagine that they think putting the server up for 1 day for character creation only isn't a big deal

>>534072827
>>534069748
That's GVRVBASHI trannies for you, they are the elite, just like all GVRVCHAD BVLLS.

>>534072980
3 zones, 2 dungeons, 4 subzones in existing dungeons, molten core update

>>534073023
they can only do 1 action per turn

JIGGY
CONTINUATION
OF
THE LAST ONE

https://jiggie.fun/1li3zA

>>534072321
just one more fix bro

ok guys since i got a free invite i am shilling for ascension, all hail money, fuck turtle wow and epoch trannies, i don't even care how jewish this server is now also naming the discord tag bbc+ is not gay at all please stop making fun of it

>>534073069
That would imply they had backups, and given that kaybloat & co can't do fucking anything right we're left to assume the worst. Watch the incoming wipe break even more shit.

totes had an accident.

>>534073131
it is just a bunch of incompetence I am sure once everything is said and done they will cope with it was all some trick but really it is just moronic actions and bad planning

>>534073131
Theres no logical reason to delay just having a poll up. They can just keep it up as long as they want.

>>534073332
a toilet accident?

>>534073306
>retail+

>>534072218
why are there some retarded niggers saying they "added" shit from wotlk when they are using wotlk as the base

>>534073306
Are you the cunny poster?

why are you nerds still defending these retards?
just move on with your life and play something else

>>534073468
zoomers / trannies without a sense of reality

So it's pretty much confirmed the relaunch will be friday right?

>>534072404
she can if she's packing heat. i'm gonna go to walmart later and scout for talent

>>534072072
Felguard performed really well in the raid beta test, even topping meters on some fights. However they've changed bosses armor scaling since and the felguard will probably fall off very quick as you get your crit & hit with better gear.

>>534071495
yes

>>534073235
I love being cucked by tauren bulls hnnnngh....

>>534073537
yes and then the re re launch will be two weeks after that

>>534073492
at this point i just want to play for a month, say "i told you so" after the population disappears 99%, then go back to twow

>all this impotent wailing on the eve of our relaunch

Epoch Vibe check

I wasted another two days of vacation and tomorrow I'm returning to work.
At least I got to play for about one hour.
I am pretty happy with that and my vibes are good.

I didn't read world chat this morning before they took it out, too busy trying to get my first hunter pet to see the rework, but I've been told the vibes weren't as good as they want you to believe.
Can anyone confirm?

>>534073492
Nothing will be even close to the perfection that this server is.
>Vanilla
>FRESH
>TBC talents (the best ones)
>Wrath client
>Some custom sloppa as a bonus
Its got it all

>>534073492
I’ve been painting warhammer minis in the meantime

>>534072059
or they should just fucking decide whats best on their own (yesterday) and we could be launching by now

>>534073676
nigga they disabled all chat channels in game

>>534072778
>>534072861
>femdwarf
>27
its over for me

>>534073681
sucks that this idea is in the hands of bumbling retards. vanilla with tbc talents is so fucking dope.

>>534073812
If you have good genetics you can still make it.
If you went through your 2nd puberty though, it's kinda over.

Is listening to your community actually bad?
It ruined gummy and it is ruining epoch now.
You should stick to your vision and believe in your own decisions.

>>534073662
Checked: Vibes are brilliant!

>>534073306
he makes amazing cartoon villain

>>534073812
>femdwarf
its not over, it just never began

>>534073809
Was it down from the start?
I only noticed it after the first reset

>>534073982
>gummy
>listening to community
>making tbc fresh

>>534071495
fuck off kaytotes enough with the polls

>>534073662
nelfie cun

I'm getting radicalized in here, drop the dang poll and lets get this shitshow moving

>>534073306
i had ascension fanboys trying to tell me that retail mob scaling is fine and there's still "progression" because you get more abilities and items lol

>>534073998
poggie!!!!!!!!!!

>>534074116
chat was the culprit all along

>>534074116
yes
say chat was the only one that worked

>>534074146
Sorry but now were delaying the real poll because you were mean to me

>>534073765
what are you painting? I need to finish my DG

>>534073681
>Some custom sloppa as a bonus
They tweaked ony and MC, tier2 is going to be uldum, not bwl
This is a full custom server

>>534070621

The barrens.

>>534073812
vote for wipe and reroll gnomy......

>>534074324
Man I'm really excited for Uldum I hope it's good.

How do we know the poll won't be botted and full of fake votes?

It's very easy to do. One dedicated anon could dump thousands of fake votes onto either side.

>>534074324
This has a fraction of custom content others launched with

>>534074394
stop grooming beautiful femdwarves into gnomes you chjud

>>534074492
You can't make new accounts anymore nonny.

>>534074505
yeah but poggies has blizz quality custom content

>>534074394
will vote wipe for you sis

>>534074570
GURUGNOMY GANG SHANT BE STOP'D

>>534073982
Its the normie crowd that's the problem if you let it be a problem. Like you said you just gotta put your foot down

>he thinks they're about to launch
>crash it

>>534073235
this is not canon
whitemane is still virginous as shota cocks aren't big enough to ruin her no matter how many she takes

>>534074296
I believe that this is actually Kaytotes and no one can convince me otherwise.

>NOOOOO IT HAS LESS THING THAN OTHER SERVER THAT MEANS BAD
I want Vanilla with some + in it, not + with some Vanilla in it.

>>534068608 (OP)
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>He vote?
>Bot it.

It's gonna be really funny when they re-release the server and it crashes in less than a minute.

>>534074718
Theres countless vanilla servers available at a time

everyone here(including me...)

>>534074718
This is a retarded take. Luckily there is a high chance you are just shitposting.

>>534074790
why did you stop posting

>>534071495
I want to play on epoch because of tbc classes/talents in vanilla. That's really all I want.

>>534068712
I love melody marks

>>534074820
nigger

>>534074856
No + though

Post some WoW bangers

>>534074492
anyone with common sense can see that "wipe" will win the vote

>>534074774
>now this autist is here
why is epog such a gigatranny magnet?

Why is Keytotes so dumb? It's obvious that turtle players will vote for a wipe.

>>534074878
I've been sleeping and playing on gummy

>>534074856
Name 10

what's the point of wiping guru, we haven't gotten to play since the first 2 days.
Last time I was only I saw ~25 level 15 alliance.

>>534074897
>I love some porn whore who doesnt even know I exist
Whatever makes you happy, Ranjesh.

It has a pretty big chunk of custom content. Every zone has redesigned subzones and entirely new ones, there are a couple new dungeons, tons of new items and fleshed out professions. I'm saying this as someone who thinks the project will continue to flop because it's managed by retards, too.

>>534075052
I was going to make a joke about how I could tell since there's nobody else around but then I remembered most people skip Stonetalon.

I'm not putting up the poll until you all admit that cunny is patrician and so is anal

>>534071937
Those shotas just can't keep their mitts off her...

>>534074980
I forgo to link it
.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hgcy6bsg4g

>>534074980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUYquEy__a8

>>534075023
Turtle players dont have accounts or got banned for spamming discord, thats why they are turtle players + they are brown

>>534074980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr9KZTWHpBY

>>534075052
that server is not going to exist in a year dude

no wipers? our response?

>>534074980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60iloDbapAk

>>534075283
it has that much in common with Epoch then

>>534075143
It's a ghost town, there's some guy who's been looking for a zf group for like 2 days
>>534075283
Correct, I'm only playing until pochie unfucks their shit.

>>534069748
I DM'd her. I got my gurugf, see ya later virgins.

>>534074885
Same. TBC class kits in the Classic world is peak.
I can't stand any of the pserver attempts at custom class overhauls, they always miss the mark one way or another.

>>534075491
>her

>9 hours to make a poll
This is just retarded at this point

the vibes are becoming diffuse...

Epoxy bros... There isn't going to be vote is there?

These devs are so lazy... They are just going to hit us with "oopsie woopsie my ffinger slipped owo and now all the character data is gone, no need for vote i guess teeehee" aren't they?!

>>534075224
great example how wpvp sucks.
probably doesn't show a singe loss as well.
faggot

>>534075542
yes but trust us, they definitely wiped everyone's exploited gold. They are very competent as we can see.

vote no wipes.

What are the big changes to druid?
All I know is they added a weapon to ap conversion for feral

>>534075542
They're just ironing out some last few issues from the greatest poll of all time.

>>534075221
the best one

>>534075614
kys

Epoch "players" are considered trannies until proven brown

>>534075646
They had totems affect feral melee at some point during the beta phase, but ended up disabling that.

This poll is more important that president elections.

>>534071937
builded for shota gangbangs

>>534075775
but browns are the largest group of trannies?

Trump won
Wipe won

>>534075775
>a world with no trannies
If only.

I WANT TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>534075775
I am a brown tranny though.

>>534076004
Where's the troll rogue named Wipewonmon?

>>534076094
you vill vote in ze poll (tomorrow)

>>534075997
proof? they posted an epoch tranny here and xe's white

>>534075807
You mean relics or the cosmetic tauren totem?

even the brownest of punjabis know you wipe after a shit

so what does that make the non wipers?

When will Midna ACK?

>>534076094
it won't happen before the weekend, sorry anon

>>534074980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMSrqrJs1CY

>>534076190
Shaman totems like Windfury.

>>534076174
there was an anon in the thread a few days ago that was brown

>>534076251
nyoooo....

>>534076251
we love midna here

Is midna a tranny?

Wipefury totem

>>534073874
they're shit at development yes, but that's something that can be learned, or handled by someone else. it's way harder to find people with good game design ideas than code monkeys

>>534076309
>17 hunters vs 25 druids
>only 1 hunter fighting 1 druid

>>534076218
True aryans never wipe

should I play a resto druid or priest?

>>534070871
post more

>there are people who donated maybe even in this very general
KEKAROOOOO

>>534076139
After the wipe I'm gonna make a troll rogue called Ivotedwipe

>>534076501
Depends, do you want to be a sexy slut or a tree?

Epoch next Monday! Yay yay

>>534076309
for any druids leveling on guru
this is even even worse now, druids cant do jackshit in wpvp until like level 56 or something insane
and then the moment you hit 60 you'll be respeccing into tree anyway

>>534069748

So whats the next exploit that will have retards crying for wipes? Will people get to 60 and find some new shit that will make level 25 boomers cry for another wipe?

I bet they're trying to figure out how to wipe and keep names, people will cry about that more than anything else otherwise.

>>534076817
>>534069748
Gurubashi is sending their best to kezanites chads
https://litter.catbox.moe/6hunywe1rne8avjc.png

WHERE'S THE FUCKING POLL

How do you run a server with thousands of people while also having to go to work?

>>534077021
poorly

PLEASE JUST LET ME PLAY KAYTOTES I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE THIS HAS GONE ON FOR TOO LONG

>>534075614
I like how tranny posters post bone structures that they cannot never have as males

>>534077085
>cannot never have
kek

more Whitemane and Tyrande /ss/ sloppa kino PLEASE

>>534076829
bend over you need a good wipe

>>534076836
why do that before the poll

>>534077085
there is an experimental shoulder bone reduction surgery.
yes it's as painful as it sounds.
no you cannot sue them because you will suffer with extreme pain. but it is possible!

>>534077186
NO, more cunnystraza!

>>534076953
me on the right (female human paladin on gvrv)

>people argue over wipe / no wipe
gms say they will give a poll

>people argue over a poll / no poll
gms don’t know what to do

If these faggot gms keep trying to please their vocal minority, this server will never work. People who are upset are more vocal, stop trying to not hurt anyone’s feelings.

>>534077186
I second this

>>534075623
mad cuz you got ganked

>>534077151
Mistake, like you

You guys looking forward for the 10 min playable drip feed tonight?

>>534077018
The exact wording of the poll is being carefully considered in the war room right now, please remain patient.

>>534077085
ESL chuds are my favorite animal

>>534077335
where is the poll on whether there should be a poll or not

>>534077243
All transition surgery procedures violate the Hippocratic Oath and any physician offering to perform them should be prosecuted.

>>534077443
can't wait for Kes to warm up the audience with some funpolls

>>534077220
So they can present that as an option - wipe but keep names

>>534069748
>GunZ
Kinda based doe?

>>534077429
>frontallobeless

>>534077021
>server crashes or just starts shitting itself at any point
>jobless neets have to wait for gaytotes and crew to get back from the cage to fix it
have fun with constant downtime on weekdays

>>534077568
I hope they/them do a favorite wow pet poll next
HYPE

>they can't even get a poll going in a timely manner
it has never been more over

This is like Brexit all over again

Pursuant to Subsection 3(b)(iv) of the Unilateral Player Continuity Agreement (UPCA), and in accordance with the non-obligatory stipulations outlined under the Clause of Conditional Renewal (as amended), all relevant stakeholders (hereinafter referred to as "Players") are hereby summoned to vote on the following measure:

Shall the server, notwithstanding any opposition not formally registered under silent dissent, and absent express disavowal from a supermajority of non-disqualified parties, engage in a full or partial negation of extant character persistence data, such that no character extant prior to this poll's resolution remains extant following the subsequent enforcement period, unless otherwise exempted by retroactive immunity?

YES – I do not oppose the absence of disagreement with regard to the potential initiation of actions that may, directly or indirectly, result in the possible erasure of character data, unless such data is protected by non-revoked legacy status, thereby affirming consent to ambiguity in the enforcement timeline.

NO – I cannot, in good faith, affirmatively abstain from opposing the possible absence of a non-rollback guarantee, and thus conditionally reject any action which might be interpreted, whether implicitly or through omission, as a precursor to a full or partial character nullification, unless said nullification is retroactively invalidated.


choose your destiny

Oi mate you got a loisence for that poll there

>>534068902
>>534069748
the state of guru alliance

why are they doing this? its been 10 hours

>>534077775
does totes have some intense job going on.
or is he just jerking it 24/7 while his mommy supplies the tendies.

>>534077719
>they forgot to save one prompt for the poll
welp

>>534077598
>>534069748
it better fucking be a reference to this

>>534077865
bro is healing his way to gold on ow2

has any server tried making gear more rare like whites/grey equipment is way more common and used and something like greens are blue rarity, blues are purples rarity and epics are like 1/100 drop chance off of bosses type of thing? Wondering if this was tried ever

>>534077852
They have real jobs

If it continues like this, Guild Wars 2 will win.

>>534077883
>fingers start hurting only by looking at the picture

>>534077828
nah this one looks decent

GW3 soon though

I'm playing a human female protection paladin on Gurubashi alliance.

>>534077959
Can’t you login to GW2?

>>534077798
Can't stand that cunts face

>>534077865
he is taking a nap after a long day of coding

Tick tock epoggers

>>534077937
sounds boring, also melee classes would be more tedious than ever.

>>534078085
I suppose. If Epoch doesn't become playable soon, I will have to go try that game out.

>>534078058
soulless eyes

>>534077243

>>534078287
I have been considering this as well

bring me basketball scaling

>We are currently investigating an unknown issue with the poll. Thank you for your patience!

Is the poll out yet?

in 30 years when we have gene editing night elf futa mommies will be real

>>534078326
>trannies will get misgendered by archaeologits in 1000 years

>>534078058
>notocable temporal recession
Did you start taking finasteride by now?

>>534077719
They said "later today" aka as long as it's still 23:59 somewhere they are on time.

>>534078405
Where did you get that picture of me?

>>534078058
I'm playing a dwarf male protection paladin on Kezan alliance.

wipefags gonna be real salty when the poll crashes at 300 votes and only neets are awake when it drops

This is an emotional rollercoaster

>>534078617
Poll should last a full week to avoid that.

>>534069748
>x.com
I would suck her dick clean off

>>534078389
Would be kino if we start a /wpsg/ guild over there.

the class design on turtle seems kinda bad, paladin appears to be a god class capable of everything and the best gold farmer as well. as flawed as eflop has been, they have good ideas on class balance, removing extreme AoE farming, and more fun raid comps instead of warrior stacking again.

I can't wait for the servers to come up so these dogshit discussions can just stop.

>Kezan

>THE POLL!!! THE POLL!!! WHERES THE HECKIN POLL??!! I NEED MY POLL RIGHT THE HECK NOW!!!!!
jesus christ you addicted cretins
it will be ready when it’s ready, go do something else

>>534078684
I agree with this. The poll needs a week so everyone can make a considered decision. Then and only then should we even begin to think about the relaunch.

What classes will have the highest populations, im guessing shammy on alliance and pala on horde but else? maybe hunters and warlocks?

>>534078924
Just like turn the thread off bro

>>534078934
jesus christ those tits are awful

>>534078872
>paladin appears to be a god class capable of everything
All because they supplanted seal twisting with a brainless faceroll rotation that allows them to pump while doing everything else without requiring any skill
Seal Twisting is unironically a great sort of hybrid tax, but instead of being a hard limiter, it's a shitter filter

>>534077719
kaytotes and all the mods are at work,

>>534078924
no way, I'll be posting the whole time with game on my second monitor just like last launch!

>>534078872
Yeah Turtle balance is more of a "have fun go wild in vanilla". Epoch is pretty interesting, I was looking at feral druid and it seems very OP that you can be complete DPS and Tank without needing to respec since all the talents are very well placed. Very tempted to play one

>>534078934
gorgeous sloppy hangars

>Cow: Gurubashi PVP
>Woman: Kezan PVE

Vanilla+ servers should live up to their name and add +(futas)

Either there is a problem, or they are trolling us, or they are actual fucking idiots. Vote now.

>>534079050
>he doesn't like mature saggers
gay

>>534079004
warlocks will be nonexistant

>>534078725
Faggot.
same

>5k player test goes smooth
>promise to bring the server online for testing
>promise a wipe poll
>10 hours later
>no news what so ever
>complete radio silence
ngl my vibes are dwindling rapidly

>>534079167
holy shit is that real?

>>534078973
:pregnantman:
oh no your life is ruined now, better rope asap!

>>534079167
Hate when this happens

Poll status?

do you think alexstraza has ever let a shota fuck her in her dragon form

>>534077186
tyrande x shota, name a better duo I'll wait

>>534076689
bro... druids are decent in wpvp in vanilla
you got travel form, stealth, roots, bonus MS in catform
how can you say druids are bad??
you have heals too..

>>534076309
>>534076689
why couldnt he entangling roots earlier?

>four threads came and gone while I was asleep
Did they finally put the servers up?

>>534079397
She's the lifebinder, she probably has no preferences and would fuck anything anywhere at any time so long as they cum inside.

>>534079167
lol dumb bitch

>>534079415
cunnystraza x shota

>>534079415
literally_anyone x shota
tyrande is least attractive femoid in wow.

>>534079197
>enjoying sucked dry flapjacks
cuck

>>534079061
Its past 7:30 in bongland

>>534079504
LOL

>>534079504
People are posting in here like crazy because the servers AREN'T up.

>/epog/ is /ss/ central
I knew you guys were based but this is bringing tears to my eyes

>>534079632
Eastenders is on

>>534079504
only for short whiles, nothing crazy has happened yet.

>>534079703
If several ever come up ill never come back to this website

>>534079703
These threads are better than epoopie will ever be.

>>534078490
23:59 in Kiritmati in 15 hours and 22 minutes

>>534079632
kaytotes works third shift.

what about fat goth mommy elves

damn this little gay nerd always talmbout seal twisting and hybrid tax lmao get a life cuh

>>534079632
they are all krausz tho.

>>534071495
The TBC talents in vanilla. I always felt sad for the specs that bullied in vanilla (oomkin, shadow priests) and I hope they will feel appreciated and valued this time around.

I guess a bunch of autists don't make great hype men. Or communicators in general

Gonna go launch a fat epoch and then wipe

>>534079963
Bro if I see a monk in I’m ddosing him

>>534072670
why wouldn't you want to be a man? men are stronger, more intelligent, and more fearsome. can trannies explain this to me?

>>534069748
SHE IS MARRIED YOU SICK FUCKS

Remember how good our vibes were 10 hours ago?
We actually thought the waiting was over.

>>534080076
>she

>>534079963
moonkin is the same as vanilla: only invited to press faerie fire

yes I’m ready to spitevote to wipe
no I won’t be playing on epoop

TYRANDE SAVE ME!!!!!!
-Malfurion the cuck

>>534080076
even better

>>534080128
I 'member, good old days

they should do a poll on whether registration should be reopened

vibe status?

>>534080230
Remember to sell your account then, they are yesterday they were listings for $100 a pop.

>>534080230
no wipe would cause more people to wait for ambershite

they should poll the options on the wipe poll, and then poll if everyone is sure about the poll, then poll when to launch the poll

this shit will never launch, barely can handle 5k and too fucking retarded to just post a poll, atleast there is retail new season or dogshit turtle fresh

>no update or eta in almost 12 hours
its over

>>534069748
Bejitabro btw

This is sme pavlovian shit. Just waiting on the discord ping to react

>>534080462
I know exactly who this is and you need to go back to your containment thread, xivg.

New community poll: which mommy is a shota's favorite?
Tyrande
Whitemane
Draenei futaqueen

>>534080462
GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME

>>534070368
Playing pvp is so cucked lol. Soulless people who just wanna permacamp anyone trying to enjoy any aspect of the game or playing rogue and perma-ccing all opponents thining it's fun and fair and makes them cool.

>>534080623
i've literally never been in the xivg though
better luck next time

SHE IS TAKEN YOU FREAKS

>>534080462
now this is content

>>534080569
based

>>534080462

>>534080716
>sucks at pvp
Gurubros now's our chance!

>>534080601
corecraft devs wish they were this good at stringing people along

>>534080716
a completely normal question to ask

Poll opens in under 15 minutes according to my insider friend. It will be up for 16 hours and launch is in 20 hours.

>>534080678
YOU are meant to be the one ganking people.
You are the kind of person who hates NTR because you can’t not self-insert as the cuck. Just pure lowtest beta behavior.

>>534079239
yeah, its not even that they cant do everything right away, but feeding us this bs when they know damn well they will be afk for next 12+ hours

I went to sleep last night after their crasy stress tests and woke up to 0 activity from epoch
I feel so well rested, make sure to get plenty of sleep anons!

>>534080462
bordering obese.

>>534080832
anon take your meds. You don't have any friends.

>>534080832
If this is not the case you're getting raped

>>534080716
>warlock
>suck at pvp
what causes this mental illness?

how does it take them so fucking long to put a poll up - why hasn't a poll been up since the last update?

>>534080983
the perfect body type

PvP should only be allowed on hardcore mode, that way it encourages organic interaction and discourages griefing since reputation will be literally everything on this server.

wpvp-ers are the kind of souls invaders that black crystal out when they can't seem to win against a single host. fucking pathetic.

>>534080716
Will I find my heartsweet in an Project Epoch?

>>534080832
noted thank you

Thingken about thos polls

>>534081040
amerimutt spotted

>>534080998
He didn't watch enough drakedog videos growing up

>>534080832
Missile aimed at your house, you better be right

>>534079184
This but unironic

>>534081093
It is possible, yes.

>>534079586
incorrect

>>534081179
low t spotted

>>534080716
only said no time the lesbian part

>>534080983
>Woman with hourglass body shape and thin waist is ackshually obese
literal faggot

>>534080462
SOMEBODY SAVE THAT POOR BOY

my slutwife is rdy to pwn some noobs!

>>534081208
you don't need to watch anything to be a mouthbreather that has deathcoil and sac keybinded

>>534079239
that's just consistent for the epoch dev team, kaytotes must be black.

>We can now move forward with discussions on what we're doing now, and we will release the poll regarding whether to do a wipe or not and additional information over the course of the day.
>11 hours later STILL no poll
????????????????????????????????????

>>534080462
HOLY FUCKK YES, CATBOX RN

fool me once shame on me, fool me twice I wont get fooled again

Does anyone know how the trans(heh)mog system works in detail? Like can we use it to hide say, the chest slot/shoulders ect?

>>534081497
yes you will

>>534081435
Creating a poll takes time

>>534081423
i dont see that he stopped by a kfc and paid with his ebt anywhere in that post

>>534079963
Spriest is pretty much nochanges in epoopie

Arise my champion!

>>534080462
Too fat.

>>534081369
point me to tiddy mod patch files

how come 'pochies have allowed themselves to be so thoroughly cucked, buck broken, raped, gaped, ritualistically humiliated, topped, dommed, caged, plugged, sissified, emasculated, and memed upon? like just go play turtle

>>534081435
it's a free poll chud

>>534081435
i legitimately have no idea how they can be so slow. like i am trying to think if i was in their situation what i would do and it's just mindnumbing. are they just all in different timezones and only move forward if everyone is in agreement?

I am having doubts about the vibes, what is their current status?

>>534080231
Malfurion should stfu and watch tyrande fuck human shotas

>>534081179
listen ranjeet, just because everyone in your caste is anorexic and on the brink of death due to starvation doesn't mean you can't accept that thick girls are objectively superior.

Anons,
post your addon list
Thanks

Also, is the music in Elwynn on Epoch custom? I dont recall hearing certain melodies before but Im also quite new to wow

>>534081594
I enjoy it

>>534081563
Chocies for my champion!

>>534081497
>YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>project autismo embarks on their multi-year fan project knowing it'll attract thousands of classic andy's
>immediately start talking down to the player base at the first sign of adversity near launch
>fail to communicate or temper expectations after cultivating the whole thing
>lock most of it down and hang thousands out to dry while discord mods pretend to lord over epoch /vm/ and /vg/ threads
I'm gonna elaborate becaue some of you don't seem to understand.

>>534081614
they're trying to figure out if wiping is even possible

>>534081541
you're able to hide your shirt, that's all I know

Has anyone made a Kezan alliance guild yet?

>>534081435
>over the course of the day
Days not over yet nonny.

>>534081614
wow dude, its a free server. go touch grass lul

Some kinda groundhog day situation going on here

>>534080462
Now do a high elf shota.

>>534081594
amberstill isn't out yet

>>534071495
im always gonna at least check out any vanilla fresh, especially ones that even slightly imply they're doing anything special or different

currently pissed that twow finally announces another server right as this server's lagging behind getting launched until they'll basically come out at the same time. i actually have no idea which i'll play, i'll probably get to like lv 20 on each and see which has better VIBES

>>534081569
What a faggot lmao

>>534081614
They're working in shifts to figure out how to launch a discord poll

>>534081617
waiting on a poll to wait on a wipe to wait on the launch for servers that might be able to hold 5k for a few hours which means waiting on que, even moreso if you are na since the tests have been eu time favored and once you are in no reason to log out

>>534081735
/join DESU password DESU
that's your guild

>>534081734
>shirt
uhhhh.... what's the point? There are no stats on shirts right? Why not just take it off?

>>534081594
i didn't pay anything, and I just did something else in the meantime, what's the problem supposed to be exactly?

>>534081583
in the OP of /wpsg/, lines 17 and 21

>>534081614
>are they just all in different timezones and only move forward if everyone is in agreement?
they've been talking about this shit for days, they're legit just morons who drag their feet doing anything.
they'll probably do a poll to ask if we should have a poll.

>>534081557
They got both Shadowfiend and Vampiric Touch from TBC which is huge.

>>534080462
>ywn be groomed and milked by abusive whitemane gf
What's the point of anything?

>>534081897
And get b& because 4chinz bad

Listen here. Look. Listen. It's a free server. FREE. That means they don't owe you a GOD DAMN thing.

>>534081762
fuck off elf faggot

>>534081958
imagine being this upset over a game you didnt pay for, couldnt be me senpai lul

>>534081897
Ill be joining to screenshot and report any toxicity to Ross

okay boys what are we picking

>>534081846
Feel free to scoot over to turtle to make some more room for rest of us

pictured: pochies enjoying their daily discord announcement

Just woke up.
How did the poll go? Is it still going?

>>534082038
Shut the fuck up and kill YOURSELF!!!

>>534082036
Look here listen appearing offline doesn't mean we don't know you're playing overwatch 2 pimp.

>>534082036
I donated THOUGH

>>534081689
Her tauren boyfriend is so lucky..

>>534082106
swedish fish?

>>534081986
by that logic the hypothetical guild would also get banned so we're back at square one

>>534081907
I like to have all my slots filled (heh)

Is China region locked btw?

Reminder that TroondleWOW will eventually FORCE you to use their UE garbage client.

>>534081846
>the tests have been eu favored
The tests have been at like 10 in the morning. They're nobody-favored.

>>534082036
critiquing the project is insane behavior

>>534082314
built for human children

>>534082120
there is infinite room for all of us because we are still waiting on a fucking poll

>>534082226
her bf is a white male retribution paladin (human)

>>534081762
an orc shota would make more sense

>>534082314
It was, but not anymore since we lost the proxy.

>>534082106
100% orange juice with some ice

>still no poll

>>534082314
No

>>534082341
>Eventually, we'll all transition

>>534082341
>eventually we will all transition
turdies?

straight white male here with a job and family and home - honestly thinking about going to home to ambershire at this point. epoch seemed like it was going to be the final fresh, but ive lost hope with the way theyve handled the launch. turtle may be bluepilled, but they at least have years of proven competence of keeping a server up and playable. it sucks, but i dont think epoch is it anymore bros. their discord and devs seem even more troon than twows after seeing the emoji disabling and lock and other faggot shit.

i denounce the talmud btw and think TKD is the only path forward too.

>>534082341
>Eventually, we'll all transition
TOTAL TRANS VICTORY

>>534082314
too thin, hips need to be wider, tits need to be bigger, nipples also need to be much bigger and peek out of the bikini

>>534082341
It's going to be Oblivion Remaster all over again where people are excited by new and shiny then realize just how soulless it is

>>534082404
What happened?

dont care, still waiting for epoch

>>534082491
>too thin
this is peak white physique.

mutts are so easily brainwashed its unreal.

straight white male here with a job more Whitemane /ss/ Please

>>534082473
>final fresh
You are a freshfag, you will always chase the fresh, never staying in one place, always making excuses as to why you *can't* play after 2 days

>>534082597
Bunch of retards started to spam "lol lag" in world chat and devs got spooked and removed the internet condom.

>>534082506
only humans and dogs have souls

>>534082662
^

>>534082404
I remember them saying on website they had a VPN detector too, that was disbanled at the start of this whole shenanigans

>>534082351
5k tester cuks at nigger hours... idk man feels like this server EVEN after this circus launch still has a fanbase, unreal lmao

>>534082671
You're trans

>>534082651
yeah the push for sheboon proportions has been a blight on the eyes

can someone fire totes, he's unfit for this kind of thing. unfit for everything is the reality.

>>534069748
Is this the same trammy thats spamming heals lfg here

>>534082815

>>534082736
*disabled

>>534082662
whitemane x shota might just be better than tyrande x shota, need more to confirm

>>534082813
hoping someone just steals the code and launches it, faggot deserves it for the copyright shit at the login screen

>>534082780
Says the one about to transition from Epoch to Troontle

how does kaelthas take muru from silvermoon in TBC? is it a quest? a cinematic or do people login one day to just see it gone?

>>534082491
kill yourself

bro epog general has been NOTHING but literaly porne very 5 posts?? are you guys okay

its me guys i killed the project epoch
enjoy the wipe idiots

not even a turtle shill but the incompetence might turn me into one.....11 hours no poll? were ngmi epoch bros

>>534082491
I agree she's got a brown body

WIPE.

This server actually made me wish I was not a neet

OFFICIAL SERVER TROON RANKING:
>poch
75-80% troons
>turtle
roughly 40% troons
>ascension
≤10% troons
>R E V E L A T I O N
0% troons, 100% aryan

>Pochie week
Pochie week
>Pochie week
Pochie week

>>534082736
https://www.project-epoch.net/news/lets-talk-language-location-and-limitations/

The Superintendent

And now we come to the final piece of the puzzle and time to introduce you to the latest member of the Project Epoch behind the scenes tools; The Superintendent.

What is the Superintendent?

To put it simply, the majority of connections from certain regions to private server services can only be accomplished with the usage of a VPN or Proxy service, which masks the origin of a connection, and you can only truly see the ‘endpoint’ of the VPN that is directly communicating with our server.

The purpose of the Superintendent is to periodically inspect the IPs of any account that has logged in to the game since the last time the Superintendent performed an inspection. This will be scheduled to execute twice daily. Through the usage of a 3rd party service, we will receive information about the most recent IP a player has used and whether or not it is suspected that they are using a VPN or Proxy.

Superintendent was disabled at first launch problems I remember them saying

>>534083103
SAAR NO DON'T SAAR

it is time for you to choose /epog/
kezan with the gamer dads and casuals
or gurubashi with the AIposters and argentinian healsluts

>>534083209
Unironically feels like guru has more troons than turtle

>>534083271
I have never had a bad time with a dad guild so I'm going PvE

>guys, the server is totally ready
>we're just not putting it up yet because... um...

>>534080716
wtf you guys told me the cute gurubashi girls wanted strong tanks

>>534083351
have you found a dad guild yet?

>>534083358
They don't owe you anything, sit and be quiet

>>534081945
basado

Need dad?

>>534083358
IT'S READY STOP FUCKING SPREADING MISINFORMATION YOU CHUD

>NOOO IF THEY WIPE IT WILL DELAY SERVERS
bet they feel stupid now

>>534083271
PvE
=
Pointless

>>534083271
guru for sure

>>534080716
DAY FUCKING RUINED

>>534083246
what the fuck its real

>>534083271
oh gurabashi absolutely. the entire website has pve plastered over it, the pvp realm was added to appease pvpers so when things go to imbalanced dogshit it will be ignored. pvp server is gonna go the same way telabim is for turtle

when given the choice people dont actually want to stay on pvp servers they want to gank some people and feel good but it will never last when you have psychos with 9 accounts doin scum shit

>>534083495
finalflash is back?

>>534082145
nothing happened. as always

>>534083417
I'm in one on classic anni

>>534080716
all fags and trannies are sluts, he will erp with you regardless.

The white man supports democracy, equality and justice.

Thus any man who votes for a wipe is white, and man who does not, is brown.

>>534083271
I'm gonna be an explorerbro so Kezan is the only real option

>>534083686
i tried and xe said xe doesnt like erp

whats the best class to get the explorer achivement on?

POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY

We apologize for the premature announcement but unfortunately we have discovered a few more roadblocks along the way. Things are looking promising though and the vibes of the team are great. After a couple more fixes and tweaks we should be back on track. Thanks for your patience and understanding!

>>534083271
casuals are the lifeblood of the game
WoW's failures become really obvious when the average player is sweaty

>>534083836
druid or paladin are fastest

>>534083752
A wipe is more like equity than equality. DEI.

>POCHIE WEDNESDAY
POCHIE WEDNESDAY
>POCHIE WEDNESDAY
POCHIE WEDNESDAY

>>534084029
Same indifference

>>534083873
Take your time.

this has turned out to be such a great social experiment.

>>534084045
>>534083839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s

>>534083246
i can't follow this article at all
it starts with saying english is the primary language
then it says they cant do geolocking
then it lists all the bullshit they implement to ban people that circumvent geolocking
what??
wheres the list of restricted countries?

>>534080212
The 0.5/T1 raid tier changes, actual real itemization with spellpower everywhere, and the fact that laserbirb actually have mana regen this time around gives me hope, Anon

POCHIE THURSDAY
>POCHIE THURSDAY
POCHIE THURSDAY
>POCHIE THURSDAY

>>534081614
The staff are in different timezones but im not sure why anyone but the owner should have any qualms with just putting up a poll

How many sleepies until Pochie again?

Ah yes, all these doomer chuds who think they're owed something from Kaytotes' freely provided project. Why don't you insufferable incel neckbeards get a life and a job?

I'm george and kaytotes is derek

>>534080462
is he going to be okay?

>>534082036
>That means they don't owe you a GOD DAMN thing.
true. but it's also in my freedom to call these developers faggots, spam forums, send death threats and throw tantrums for not heating up my classic WoW yum yums in time

>>534083246
>using a reverse proxy on a single server that needs to be realtime instead of using a firewall

POCHIE FRIDAY
>POCHIE FRIDAY
POCHIE FRIDAY
>POCHIE FRIDAY

>>534084324
How ever many it takes!!

>>534084179
i put it through an ai they' not blocking anyone.

>1 day to prepare for poll
>another day for the poll
>next day to prepare for implement poll result
>then we have to prepare the server to launch
>another day to fix launch bugs
'poch weekend

>>534083659
>when things go to imbalanced dogshit it will be ignored
it has forced faction balance

>>534084179
>a list of chinese domains

+

"Up to now on Project Epoch, and on many other private servers, the standard realm zone is set to ‘Development,’ which allows essentially any language characters to be used in chat, player names, pet names, guild names, and more of a similar vein. Going forward, we will be explicitly limiting this to only extended Latin characters, which should allow the usage of English and most standard European language types to be utilized. However, this means that Cyrillic and Hanzi characters can simply not be used in any chat channels."

>>534084417
>roastie
spoiler that shit nonny holy fuck

>>534083752
>a few industrious men get rich through ingenuity and luck
>the unlucky ones wish their success to be wiped
>somehow the proponents of this are brown

>Takes them 12 hours to make a poll,
>gonna keep the poll running for a few days
>24 hours to discuss the results
>decide that results are to close, we need another poll with only two options
>12 hours later two option poll is made
>24 hours to discuss the results
>Wipe has won, name reservation announced for next day
>troons fight each other who's gonna get the name Lilith or whichever trendy demonic name
>going to have a day of discord silence for deaths and suicides caused by name reservations
>server launches two weeks later
>crashes from all the players in starting zones
>sorry guys we are switching to redhat for better stability

>>534083246
"We have done a very simple pass of stripping all localized data, so that no matter what client locale you are using, only English will be sent from the server. This should mean that on a day-to-day basis, and with each new Project Epoch patch, the barrier for entry of requiring strong English-speaking skills will be ever-present."

>>534084586
Das rite!
#exploit fast exploit often!
Words of our one true Asmongold, the guardian of whites everywhere!

>We will release the poll over the course of the day
>kaytotes really means a couple hours before midnight.

>>534082671

>>534084510
it all leads to the same fate as telabim, the only reason official classic servers had higher pvp realm pops was because streamers there is no reason to stay on the server here when you are being ganked, cant create the faction you want, get behind sweats

>>534083246
This guy? I can still hear the beeps.

is this shit gonna be sick or what? private server of the decade? why would i want to play it?

>>534084986
This a PVP realm for anyone who has 2004 nostalgia just doesn't exist.

>>534084986
it was funny when streamers thought they would dominate the server and then rage quit because horde got killed them before they could enter a raid

going to laugh so fucking hard if it's a discord poll instead of a proper poll on the website by account login.

>>534084986
>because streamers
who? payo?
all streamers play on pve servers

WHEN IS THE SERVER GOING UP 'POCHY NEED BOING BOING

>>534085321
after the poll

>>534085321
Weekend

once we get a
>revert test carts work
we will get a poll

>>534084723
DEUS VULT

>kezan up for some testing!!@everyone@everyone
>no mention of the poll
>15 minutes later "thanks that was helpful, now I can sleep"

>>534084809
It already is a couple hours before midnight.

>>534085129
it's vanilla on a wrath client with tbc talents and a little bit of custom content - and that already makes it the best version of wow ever (unfortunately the devs are incompetent)

>only 3k reactions on Epoch doomers out

>>534085183
>"So chat, which do you prefer in Epoch WoW? Being a bottom or being a top? Vote now with good vibes!"

the most hilarious part about all this is how pissy Kaytones gets when he puts up the server in the middle of the night.

>servers up
5 mins later
>GUYS THE FUCKING SERVER IS UP WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING LOG IN

But, when it comes for him to deliver on an update and poll he'll go mia for 11 hours. Honestly its fucking hilarious

>>534085586
I was going to say minutes but didn't want to proven wrong if he posted it an hour earlier.

>>534085628
I would've clicked at it with a :pregnant_man:

>>534085608
the lack of transparency is the biggest issue right now.. I can excuse them not being core developers, but they should really communicate more.

>>534085628
this is also dooming and i suggest you take it out

its just past 8:30pm in the UK

>>534085628
I clicked it on and off repeatedly, that'll show 'em

>>534085935
he should be waking up in 3 more hours

>>534085717
being born in 2010 does this to you, you just become entitled

>>534083659
>pvp server is gonna go the same way telabim is for turtle
You're actually delusional or simply brain-damaged, maybe just clueless
>when given the choice people dont actually want to stay on pvp servers
Your next cope, carebear?

>>534086145
>the server that has forced 50/50 has a more even pop split than the one that doesn't
HOLY SHIT

>>534085450
That might have something to do with the partitions. As you corss a zone boundary it switches to another thread if I understand right what they have been trying to do.

>>534086237
Classic Era has no forced 50/50 and it still has more people and more balance on the pvp servers.

>>534086237
So actually brain-damaged lmao
Thanks, I guess

rubbing my big belly and rolling on pve

it's official, kaytotes is a living failure (no bloodborne reference intended)

>>534086590
kaytotes confirmed slug person

>>534086237
>m-muh split!
You didn't even last a minute and moved your goalpost INSTANTLY lol!

>>534086145
stop using parasocial realms

I told you niggers they would take 20
>>534084538
That's a 14 yr old kid man

Night elves should get no buff during the day and a bigger buff at night.
What's the logic behind their thinking?

>>534079901
That's a great picture!

>>534086778
skeleton fingers

>>534085717
que?

The server has been filled to brim and que formed every single time in matter of seconds?

>>534086741
>That's a 14 yr old kid man
Okay, then why does JEWlywood doll her up and present her as a desirable female figure?

>>534086778
Balance

Kezan is not sending their best.
You can sniff them out instantly from their utter lack of knowledge and delusions about pvp they parrot as objective fact.

>>534080212
If you don't want to play a support class, don't roll a support class.

Thank you all for your patience. We've been working on a number of database issues and fixes for custom content. We are now confidant that the relaunch will happen soon. Soon, we will announce that a poll will be coming which will give you time to consider whether or not a wipe should happen soon. The poll will be up for a week to give everyone a fair chance to make a considered vote. Once polling has completed we will continue deliberations and let you know more about how soon we plan to put the server online after that.

Thank you again for your patience and you will hear an update about the poll SOON

THIS IS FUCKING INSANE

>>534086778
undead fingies

>>534086924
Not on the last test, it filled very slowly, it took about an hour to get to 4-5k and needed boosting from kay on discord. People had enough of random testing at any time

gnomed
https://files.catbox.moe/5z5ajy.jpg

>>534086778
>Touch of Elune
>Increases your attack and casting speed by 2% during the night. Increases your critical strike chance by 1% during the day.
True they could have ditched the crit.

>>534086929
Bro... Wtf

>>534081218
>need to play FF14 to get a good looking draenei
Can't make this shit up

>>534084342
yeah tyrande will take care of him, not to worry

>>534087209
why are human males like this

>>534087275
you could just play second life since most xiv models are ripped from second life to begin with

>>534086408
Same.

>>534087209
Bro why did you make my penis 30 sizes smaller and not green?

>>534087209
Do the thing, Chromie

I'm going to sleep guys, poll was not up today, hopefully it will be up tomorrow, have fun shitposting my little pochiewokies

>>534087379
for her safety and pleasure :)

>>534086778
>What's the logic behind their thinking?
They just copied retail.

>>534086237
Guru will have forced 50-50 though?

>>534087419
https://files.catbox.moe/emvpai.jpg

what thing

>>534087379
nobody fucks horde, not even horde bitches

The polls are closed.

>>534087721
>>534087209
chromie sexo

There will be one last poll before the final pre-poll of the poll on whether to wipe or not.

>>534087209
MOAR PLS MY DICK IS DIAMONDS

>>534087721
Chromie backshots

I am a whore I need dicks in my mouth.

maybe tomorrow...

>>534087209
>>534087721
Sex with dragons (forma de gnomo)!

>>534087740
due to aids

>>534087894
you are married narue calm down

I wonder what's worse, people who post goonslop in the thread or the goonbrains who can't even set up their own diffusion and has to beg for it in here.

midna....

how is this not a tranny server again?

>>534087209
>>534087721
Standing fellatio (maybe on a stool) from a qt patootie gnome would be amazing.

>>534087954
probably the people who cry about it

>>534088045
who cares?

>Sorry epoch community, be assured the poll is coming. But first we need to test out the new retail patch to see if blizzard infringed on project epoch's IP

LMAO imagine someone putting out a FREE and you feel entitled to a fucking poll IMMEDIATELY because you have some sort of self satisfying circlejerk on a subreddit. Get a life you dweebs. Go outside and fucking do something until the servers are up.

>>534088168
me

>>534088045
it is, and thats why im here

>>534087954
What else is there to do? Whine about the game we can’t play and the poll we can’t vote on? Larp as aryan vbermensch bvlls with the rest of the guruspics?

fuckin goon in private you absolute scum

my femlala will be rolling on kezan alliance!

Kaytotes is coding the poll in this exact moment, it will be online for testing very soon

Femgnome players are closet pedos

make a new thread

This just in - the team has had some issues getting the poll up and running and need to port it over to linux before they can post it - Thank you for your patience.

https://files.catbox.moe/y6szqg.jpg

Follow-up: we have manually closed the poll after 5 minutes. Thank you for the data. Next poll within 48 hours.

femgnome or femdorf

>>534088704
spot on

>>534088228
4chan is free so you aren't allowed to be offended when my comment here calls you a massive faggot, you massive faggot

air is free so you aren't allowed to be upset when someone farts in your face, cuck for brains

>>534088279
did he fuck the JK in the end?

i want nonny to finish on my face as a reward for dinging on pochie

Is Midna a tranny or not? He does not seem like one but you never know.