Is this what the modern audience actually wants?

gacha isnt vidya

>>715587732
tranny

>>715587790
Goldship is literally a MTF tranny

>>715587653 (OP)
Yes I do want "oriental jests"

>>715588121
No he's not. He's a fucking horse, retard.

>>715587653 (OP)
is she indian?

>>715588290
Male horse in an anime horse girl's body

>>715588319
You can't put a male horse in an anime horse girl's body you stupid bastard. One is real and the other isn't.

Why is (s)he like this IRL?

>>715588595
horses are prey animals so they're very often horny but are like 0.5 pump chumps

>>715588440
The entire premise of the anime is that they are real world race horses reincarnated into horse girl bodies

>>715588780
No it's not.

>>715588803
Yes it is

>>715588595
He retired to be a breeder. He gets let out to fuck or run around maybe both.

>>715587653 (OP)
Post the mom versions

>>715587790
>IF YOU DON'T SIMP FOR DERIVATIVE ANIME WAIFUS YOU'RE A TRANNY

>>715587653 (OP)
Yes. Cute girls being retarded

>>715587653 (OP)
No. They want BAKUSHIN! BAKUSHIN! BAKUSHIN! BAKUSHIN! BAKUSHIN! BAKUSHIN! BAKUSHIN! BAKUSHIN! BAKUSHIN! BAAKKKUUSSSHIIIIIN!

do internationalbros have the streamer horse yet? training her now and like a fourth of the scenarios is the trainer (you) simping for her in stream chat

>>715587653 (OP)
stupid retarded horse

>>715588780
>there is a universe where everything is exactly the same but everyone is an anime girl for no real reason

we're all gonna make it lads

>>715588595
99.1% fertility rate

>>715587653 (OP)
Compared to GOY, or SW outlaws lead? Absolutely.

>>715588290
Emphasis on the FUCKING. Studtastic. Something like a 96 percent pregnancy rate.

>>715588821
No it isn't!

>>715587653 (OP)
no, this is what the money-laundering mafia wants you to want

>>715589963
If the money laundering mafia keeps putting out bangers then let them launder.

>>715587653 (OP)
what is she saying

>>715591986
niggers tongue my *twirl* anus~

>>715587653 (OP)
Too bad there's just too much dialogue and text boxes because I would have loved to see Northernlion react to this

>started 3 days ago
>free2play
>used legacies i trained myself
>didn't look up any meta shit beforehand
>unlocked THE GOAT title for her
Golshi

>>715587653 (OP)
>slap some mid anime girls on the screen
>suddenly /v/ does not give a single shit there's no actual gameplay

>>715587653 (OP)
yes

I literally can't stop playing.

Anyone got that fanart of Bakushin doing the Wally West pose?

where are the clubs?

>>715593901
in the club menu. are you retarded?

>>715593742
in the one race she lost, it was by a nose after late starting

>>715593842

>Game about cute girls
>anons talking about horse dicks
What is it with you faggots?

>>715594289
/v/ is the gayest board, it's not a meme.

>>715588595
You now remember all the beastality porn that was made in the 2000's and got put up legally on the World Wide Web like it was nothing. Porn companies found white women who were willingly ready to have sex with horses on camera for money, and they knew people would watch it.

goldshii-chan

>>715589115
>released may 21, 2025
going by the accelerated schedule it'll be about 3 years before we see her on global

>>715588121
Golshi is a futa with a cock bigger than your entire body

>>715594289
The girl in question is the manifestation of a male horse.

>>715594342
What a time it was

The unique character animations for the girls so good wtf

>>715587653 (OP)
>oriental jests

>>715588121
You're using "literally" wrong. You can't just use it as a generic amplifier or highlighter.

>resetera loves the game

that's a bit of a surprised

>>715594342
2000-2010 were the best years of the internet and nothing can change that fact.

for me it's mati... uhhhhh matifuku... um.... Matifukukitaru??? God her name is so hard to remember

>>715592085
Imagine…

>>715594530
what is resetera?

>>715588595
>gets paid millions in shekels just to breed his opposite sex
>while also in retirement and still in his prime
admit it bros, you also want his lifestyle

>>715594595
Matikanefukukitaru
haven't even played her career yet but for some reason i made it a point to learn her name

>>715594390
Is the global release on an accelerated schedule? How long do banners and shit last in JP?

>>715594592
The internet has always been entertaining for me but I'm an internet junkie. I will admit that times in general were more entertaining from 2000-2010, granted I was only 8-17 years old. I think it's true what they say, but after high school...life just starts to get mundane.

I think it just comes with age. It's weird how as we get older, things just aren't as exciting/fun anymore. Is it just being jaded?

>>715594530
I was wondering if that place simply reads a lot differently now or what, the amount of people partial to the game doesn't feel like the shithole that I remember (which was like 5+ years ago).

>>715587653 (OP)
Besieged rr

>>715594595
Mati-Santa Fuku-Claus?

>>715594530
>Trannyera gets to enjoy the game now and get bored of it before any of the shit they'd take issue with starts releasing
Thank goodness.

>>715594660
usually events run for 2 weeks with 2 weeks of nothing inbetween, we get 2 weeks of events with a dead week inbetween so we're going ~1.6 times faster

>they give a free 1500 carats right before banner launch
So uh... They'll give another 1500 when the banner actually launches right?
I just hit 20k carats... I might just get that 7500 swipe and kill myself afterwards.

>>715594432
Which is not important information to anyone but a poofter.

>>715594530
Did they even play the game?
I figure Mayano's career will be a huge redflag for those fags.

>>715587732
fpbp

>>715588595
>Goldship owner is cool with people posting his dick pics
>Not cool with porn of him in an anime girl form
explain this

If I end up rerolling I'm going to make it as painful as possible for myself and use my ticket on rice shower

>>715594773
if you're gonna kill yourself can you send me some steam wallet money so i can buy gems too

>>715594839
Perhaps none of them have rolled Maya.

>>715594773
event rewards give 4k more

>>715594530
It's a relatively safe game enough for those fags to like it and it's F2P so its accessible for most of them too.

In how many hours are we rolling?

>People who have had accounts for the past weeks are gonna end up rerolling their entire account for the kitasan pulls
Looking forward to the eventual openings in /v/ma and /herse/.

>>715588595
>makes eye contact with woman 12 inches away
you
just
know

>>715594983
when you get the "date has changed" notification

>>715587732
What is it then?

>Constantly being told I don't have what it takes to be a top contender in predictions
>Getting 1st each time
What the fuck did Tazuna mean by this

>>715595089
shes gooning on the background and sending you random messages during your career, don't believe her lies

>>715595089
predictions dont take skills into account

>>715594880
you get used to seeing horse penis as a horse owner, you do not get used to seeing a reincarnation of your horse getting railed by humans or futa

fyi you can get kitasan black until august 1 so don't sacrifice your firstborn if you don't get her immediately

>>715594983
16 hours

>>715595089
don't listen to the green woman, ever

>>715595089
Meta was different back when the green lady was still racing.

>>715587653 (OP)
>IS THAT AN ANIME WAIFU HORSE?!?!?!?!?!
>OMG I'M GOING INSANE I MUST SPEND ALL MY MONEY IN THIS TRASH GACHA
Zoomers are mentally ill. Forced/inorganic hype for a garbage bin tier game.

>>715588595
where does horse penis go when they're not hard?

you need more GUTS

Why was season 2 of the anime so fuckin saaaad

>>715595248
ur mom

>Could have been a cool game where you create your own waifu horse to make her race.
>Instead its a gatcha game where you have to pull existing girls so that they can charge you money
I will never like Gatcha games because they throw away originality in favor of some generic bitch you have to farm for.

>>715595248
they sheath it like a cool katana

>>715594595
My wife!

>>715595360
training games aren't new. you sound upset

When are they going to add the rest of the girls?

>>715595360
Banking on real historical horse is how they make money.

>>715588121
Watch me finish punching this fag six feet under.

>>715587790
And this game has futa-yuri "legacy" mechanics.

HAHAHAHA he can't breath.

>>715595209
All these characters to lewd, and people opt to draw Tazuna? I just don't get it.

I'm going to bed, and when I wake up, I am rolling for Kitasan Black

>>715587653 (OP)
>talented voice actors performing a comedy routine.
Yes, for example one of the reasons why Baldur's Gate 3 was popular is because they did that.

>>715594595
It's easy if you unhorseify her name
Machikane Fuku Kitaru

>>715595209
I wonder if Cygames allows making porn out of her as she's not based off of irl horse

Is that even a game?
What's the gameplay?
t. been out of the loop for more than a decade

Is there maintenance before the banner releases? Or do we get to roll in like 9 hours?

>not actual anthro horses
i sleep

>How I look at my Uma every time she says something even remotely flirty at me

>>715595465
i'd pump those GUTS

>>715595538
It's a training/raising sim, like monster rancher or princess maker

>>715595496
Ordinary human women have a certain charm unique to them.

>>715595360
>Waaah I can't make my shitty OC waaaah I don't wanna pull any of these cool existing characters
You sound like a bitch.

>>715595538
The gameplay is fun. Let me just finish encoding it. I'm having so much fun.

>>715595575
Even Gold Ship?

>>715595558
don't wake up again, thanks

>>715595538
menu game and light vn where you raise a girl to watch her race and maybe perform idol music

>>715595587
>monster rancher or princess maker
Thanks, at least I know those two well. I still stuggle to understand what gatcha is.

>>715595635
Gold Ship flirts?

>>715595538
It's like Chao Races in SA2.

>>715587653 (OP)
What is the specific origin of this particular Japanese meme pose

>>715595538
Raising sim
click buttons, watch the numbers rise and watch your horse lose races inbetween

>>715593842
She would be a terrible mother

>>715595360
The horse girls having their own identity is part of the fun, if they were OCs they would become blank slates too.

man Hesitant Pace Chasers is really good when your wit is actually worth a damn, it hits like half the race

>>715595418
>>715595438
>>715595593
>NO I DONT WANT TO MAKE MY OWN CHARACTER, I WANT TO SPEND MONEY TRYING TO PULL THE CHARACTERS THE GAME DEEMS AS GOOD
Gatcha fags are truly the biggest cancer in gaming.

>>715594680
>I think it just comes with age. It's weird how as we get older, things just aren't as exciting/fun anymore. Is it just being jaded?
No, I'm 45 and 2000-2010 internet was something else entirely

>>715595657
>I still stuggle to understand what gatcha is.
Put currency into gacha machine, get random monsters/princesses of varying rarity. Pay real money to get more currency faster.

>>715595089
the real answer is always that you need more skills or speed

>>715595538
>been out of the loop for more than a decade
>I still stuggle to understand what gatcha is.
Sounds like you were in prison.

>>715595659
Yes if you get past her ocean of ADHD. She has a common flirt if you put her in the lobby.

>>715595742
you seem very well adjusted, what are you even doing on this site?

>>715595538
>you train horses, when their career is over they become veteran horses
>at the start of the career you pick a horse and which veteran horses inspired it, this modifies some of the horse's stats and skills
>you also pick a deck of card which determines which friends your horse will have and some of the interactions you'll see
>your are given a set amount of "turns" and objectives to clear
>you spend those turns training your horse by picking which stats to improve or whether you should let the horse rest, have some fun or enter optional races to win more fans
>Between each turn you get VN style cutscenes that might occur at random or based on the cards you picked, with dialogue options that grant different rewards

>>715595708
it's a good thing human breeders take care of the kids

>>715595657
gacha is a monetization scheme. put currency in (either earned from playing the game or by paying money for it) and get characters/equipment/etc. at a random chance.

Fuck KTSN

>>715595657
Gacha is gambling that doesn't legally count as gambling because you don't win money

this game gave me katawa dick

>the black uma is the good guy
>the white uma is the bad guy
huh?

>>715588172
obsessed whitoid

>>715595657
it's gambling

when are we getting Manhattan Cafe? I want the schizohorse!

Ticketzo is the type to cry to guilt you into sex

speaking of monster rancher, what's the best one of those to play? i'm kinda hungry for more raising sims but don't want to play the princess maker one because i'm pretty sure the old version would get me arrested by the fbi

>>715595642
>>715595662
>>715595685
>>715595749
Thanks. Definitely not my cup of tea, but I understand to each his own.
>>715595801
Got bored with new games in the early 2010s and stopped browsing /v/. Also because it was the boom of microtransactions, cosmetic items and DLC, which are bullshit I refuse to participate in.
Nowadays I don't play that much, and mostly super nes/psx/saturn games.

How ready are you for tomorrow?

>>715588595
>radick signal... radick signal... mare detected

>>715594937
So still not enough to get to 30k
I still need to swipe...

>>715595941
The black Uma is a cop raised by a taditional japanese nationalist
The white Uma has been known to attempt homicide as a joke

>>715595973
probably like september or so

>>715587653 (OP)
yes

>>715595941
The black uma hates tourists and foreigners, unironically.

>>715595675
When the bomb was droping on Nagasaki someone spread a rumour you can dodge it by doing this silly dance

>>715595981
I would cry with her while holding hands and cumming inside

>>715588780
>>715588803
>reincarnation is the same as deluding yourself into thinking you're a woman
are you pretending to be retarded on purpose? and why are you taking some horse girls so seriously

>>715595587
>like monster rancher or princess maker
Except you can actually travel around and control 'a character' in those games, including RPG fights.

>>715595657
You fell for it. HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>715596158
Grass-sama will get deported.

>>715591986
>>715592085
retard alert. retard alert

>>715595742
Would you rather play a Star Wars game with Darth Vader or one where you make a custom Rebel pilot?

>>715595941
RL Fenomeno and Gold Ship were basically polar opposites; one was (relatively) well behaved, the other was Gold Ship. I think in-game (for JP) that dynamic gets adapted as Fenomeno being the straight-man to Golshi's antics

>>715596260
YWNBJHG

>>715596063
I got 20k. So I'm feeling pretty comfortable all things considered, I'd be below-average luck to not get a single Kitasan, and that's all I need really.

>>715596295
Rebel pilot because you'll have more variety

>>715595946
good morning saar

Was checking JP
>Ofevre in
>Buena Vista in
>Deep Impact still never ever
>King Kamehameha still never ever

the ones on the left are based on stallions
the ones on the right are based on mares
know your umas

Well there it is

>>715596526
Without Deep Impact we get literally blueballed from a potential story arc in the game/anime.
Maybe after a decade of good reputation Cygames could turn it around...

Reminder that Stay Gold liked to smell his own shit, and Gold Ship has been seen doing the same.

The Gold family has a Scat fetish.

>>715587732
based

>>715595069
a money extracting skinner box

>>715596595
LOL
LMAO even

Got my first hot spring ticket with King Halo and won the URA Finals on the same run, this is fate

>>715596550
took you some time, almost makes me feel bad for getting it in the same run that I got the claw machine lmao

>>715596647
yeah I don't believe you

when does Kita banner drop?

GIVE ME FUEL
>Late Start
GIVE ME FIRE
>Rushed
GIVALWISHIDESAAA
>Stamina reduced

>>715587653 (OP)
test

>>715596721
yesterday

>>715587653 (OP)
Yes

>>715596595
Never ever, Deep Impact's issue is that he was found out to be doping, and no matter how many later confirmations there were that the horse was actually THAT cracked at racing even without drugs, that stain just can't be removed.

Explain to me the umamusume world lore: all the girls are JK, and they already are professionist runners. But does it exist a senior runner league with women above 18? When do umas retires?

Tell me about Vodka, why is her career more difficult than most?

this image triggered hundreds of troons and made them commit suicide

test

>>715596787
THEY DRUGGED THE HORSE?

>>715588780
They inherit their names and dreams bro, the anime explicitly said these.

>>715596835
yes, doping in horse racing is a thing too just like in any sport

>>715596787
Doping would be a good thing to tackle in a sports series. Not allowing Deep Impact just makes his owners look bad since it would be like them hiding their shame instead of accepting they made a wrong choice.

WHERE IS MY SUMMAH VACATION

Do not fucking support futa umas

>>715596835
Yeah, Deep Impact raced on drugs.
The fact his kids were good racers too proved he was one hell of a horse, but it's known he was on some strong shit when he raced.

>>715596405
LB1 kitasan is worse than a couple SR cards, though. i guess its fine if you get it for later, but the drop rates will be much better later anyway.

>>715596926
There's no such thing.

>>715596930
Lol junkie horse

>>715596871
that's fucking sickening. not only is that cheating, it's downright abusive.

>>715596935
yeah but i don't need a max limit break kitasan off the bat, there's no need for that. i just want to get her so i can uncap her later. that part is the important bit.

>>715596550
>gambled on a 5 support training with 16% fail
>fail
>she fails next practice too
She's glue now.

my air groove got slacker, night owl, and three sleep deprived rests. yet she still won the finale. is this a sign my skill as a trainer is finally blossoming?

Haru Marriage
https://youtu.be/wSYpsRJuWdA

>>715596998
yeah but she will be much easier to get in future banners...

do you realise you need multiple cards to uncap?

>>715597060
he doesn't know…

>>715597047
She did it for (you)

>>715597101
why is that semi-transparent ear cover so goddamn erotic

>guess I'll do a Grass Wonder run
What a fucking mistake. Somehow came 4th in her debut, predictions place her at first for most races and she still either struggles to place or gets 14th+. Is it her specifically or are all Late runners like this?

>>715596787
>>715596916

Cygames got the ok for Deep Impact when they first started the franchise, to the point of featuring in the initial trailer.

As far as I know the reason why they pulled him out along with Orfevre, Buena Vista and King Kamehameha wasn't clear, but that was years ago, so I don't know if there is new info on it.

i roll for star pieces and statues for my gorgeous wife, agnes tachyon. i will roll for no other.

>>715597047
RNG is some shit in this game
>My Golshi can't do shit against Rudolf over several runs, even with a Great mood
>Except for that one time when she's at Awful mood, when she actually wins handily
>Didn't even bother watching the race initially because i assumed she was gonna lose so i had to watch replay after being stunlocked from not expecting her dropkick victory cutscene

Reminder that if your favorite uma is a male in real life, you’re GAY!!!

>>715597223
late is just asking to get boxed in, they're hard to play at the moment unless you're a whale that can pump their stats and skills
if at all possible just run everyone as pace or front, running front in debut regardless of aptitude is also pretty much guaranteed 1st

There are female horse that are competitive? Are there no physical differences between male and female or are the the right eared umas in the game like popular for another reason?

>>715597223
Late Surgers and End Closers give me PTSD
You gotta stick them as front runners in their initial races until they get the brain power and skill repertoire necessary for their core strategy sets to be worth it which may be i dunno how many turns in..
Otherwise they will get cucked in the herd

>>715597101
Air Groove is PERFECT

>>715597363
Monster mares exist.

>>715597226
The owner didnt like the yuri on Kinghamehameha with Hishi Amazon. After that they delayed the game to redo a lot of shit, which ended up in 3 years of development hell. After that incident Cygames had to make the rule of not allowing content that could upset the owners, including R34

tl;dr: Dykes almost killed the franchise

Why is gold ship loved by trans community

>>715597363
male horses definitely have more presence in racing, which is why a large majority of the cast are based on male horses
but historically speaking there were definitely females that could keep up; cesario, gentildonna, daiwa scarlet, vodka among them

>>715597363
>There are female horse that are competitive?
Yes, see pic

>Are there no physical differences between male and female
Apparently the sexual dimorphism in horses is not that big

>>715597363
theres barely any difference but males were stlill more popular because you could retire them to be horse whores after their run is over. and currently theres been a streak of mutant females that started winning everything like this slut

Does having a perfect affinity score at the character selector with lower-grade veterans outweigh having a lesser affinity with higher vet stats?

>>715597265
>Maruzensky or Taiki Shuttle are in the race
>There's like a 5% chance they go fucking super and you can't do shit about it

>>715597339
I really don't care, lol

>>715596795
Pls anons

>>715597339
my favorite uma is mejiro dober

So after Kita when's the next MUST ROLL banner?

>>715597591
The Kitasan rerun

>>715597445
>>715597528
is she still active? can we see her races? i don't get the hype surrounding her but am unironically starting to spectate races irl

>>715597525
>gentildonna
Reminder that Deep Impact's drug addicted genes were so strong in Gentildonna that Gold Ship couldn't help but see Gentildonna as a man and was scared of her.

>>715597652
She's already retired and became a broodmare.

>>715597561
go back to training spe chad

>>715597591
Super Creek Card banner and Narita Brian Uma banner

>>715597652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCDuSQlZ8BI

serve yourself on that youtube channel

>>715595941
>>715596374
She looks like Daidoji with horse ears

>>715597665
KWAB

>>715597436
i started training Air Groove for the first time a few minutes ago and she got Practice Perfect right after the first training

>>715596795
>>715597543
horse girls in uma musume are naturally born to run. as far as we know how horse girls have their own school systems. not for the sake of discrimination purposes, but so they can find their place in the world better and make their dreams a reality

>>715597665
Sadly this turned out to be a rumor. While Gentil was strong as fuck she as a 450 kg horse, while Goldship was 500 kg weight. They did have a tackle during one race but Goldship ended up pushing Gentildonna away, not the other way around.

>>715594530
i hope all those trannies got bored and quit before mayano wedding alt drops

>>715590132
I used to think cygames is just a soulless gacha corp until I found out about their anime.

>>715597591
Most are niche cards only good for specific distance, scenario, and running style. The big deals after this is the uma themself because Seiun Sky and Mejiro Dober unique are great for inheritance.

>>715597652
all horses added to the game, with one notable and extremely unfortunate exception, are retired

>>715594530
not surprising, just look at the official discord
its infested with troons projecting their mental illnss

>>715597339
Don't care, still want Super Creek to milk me dry while offering her titty milk in return

>>715597839
i don't, i want to see those retards coping and roping

>>715596935
>is worse than a couple SR cards,
Worse if you got max duped SR, the point of dumping everything on this banner is to max your SR while slowly MLB kitasan with event rewards.
This game is stingiest in term of giving free gachabux while being P2W so you are at mercy on random SSR event rewards.

Grass Wonder is a lightskin homo

>>715596802
qrd?

I can't complete a single career run with TM Opera bros...

>>715597845
I take it pic related flipped your original impressions of uma musume

>>715598057
Spe and Tina definitely fucked

>>715598057
dirty chestnut horses!

>>715597785
But all the girls are clearly highschool students. So do umas have a professionist league for the umas who alreay finished school? Are there runners above the age of 20/30 or umas find normal jobs when they finish highschool/college?

>>715598057
WE LOVE YOU GOAT

>>715595360
You just want Princess Maker but horse don't you?

>>715598130
nta but it was actually pic related

>>715598214
They get a nice vacation paid for by the school to a very far away place.

>>715597941
I wonder if we'll get the most recent triple tiara winner that fell in a race this year and died, Liberty Island. those owners were fucking atrocious

>>715598214
After they finish their sports carreer they stay in school until who knows how long. Maruzensky is probably a 50 yo hag wearing a highschool dress

>>715598263
Not every uma will work in the glue factory in America

>>715587653 (OP)
Japanese humor...

>>715598293
qrd? I didn't know Liberty Island died

>>715598214
when maruzensky shows up in grass wonder's career she mentions challenging her in a different league after she finishes up in the twinkle series
so yeah probably

>>715596795
>But does it exist a senior runner league with women above 18?
According to the anime, there is the Dream Trophy, which is clearly for retired umas

>When do umas retires?
Assume it's like their real life counterparts, after 3 years

>>715598127
how? mine just demolished everything

>>715595496
adult woman fetish

>>715598214
umas are, as far as we've seen, functionally immortal
rudolph's been at tracen for like 20 years

>>715596647
Just because they indulge in a bit of jenkem doesn't mean they have a scat fetish okay

>>715598334
This year at the QEII cup, fell and broke their leg bad. The owners had been flying her around nonstop for races, which you almost never do for a horse that's already won all those G1 races and the triple tiara.
https://www.thoroughbreddailynews.com/hkjc-champions-day-marred-by-death-of-liberty-island/

>>715598382
Man that's fucked up

>>715597941
>one

>>715597757
Damn she won a lot.

>>715598380
I feel like it's a me problem bro, seems like I always do badly with medium or long race umas, can't pinpoint when there is enough speed, stamina or even power for those who don't start at the front

>>715588121
>>715588319
>>715588780
>unironically using tranny gymnastic logic to troll
They're all biological women regardless of their IRL counterpart, you fucking retard

>>715597892
>Mejiro Dober unique are great for inheritance.
Just like her IRL counterpart lmao

>>715598064
Happy monogamous families with a husband, wife and child(ren) are verboten now.

>Haru's unique cheevo requires her to get over half a million fans
dood how

>>715594880
who cares just draw it what can they do but bitch and cry?

>>715598647
Race

>>715598647
Inheritance, getting her able to run medium or long and turf tracks. I don't think its possible to get both medium and long to c or b yet though

>>715589168
Umamuse has regular ass humans for the trainers, fans, director, etc, horse girls are a sub-species.

>>715595592
>human

>>715598483
damn. what was the point in pushing further after becoming a triple tiara? At least give the horse a break for a year or 2

>>715588780
You haven't watched the anime

>>715598734
I'm guessing the owners wanted better price for the foals. It always comes down to money.

>>715598438
Lame if true

>>715595536
>he doesnt know

>>715594880
It's a general rule since otherwise you'd need 60+ girls with all the things their owners are ok with seeing drawn.
>This one can be drawn however
>This one you can show being dicked but you can't show her as a futa
>This one you can only draw naked but can't draw her being dicked
That's why it's easiest to just make it an overarching no porn rule and then it's enforced when needed. Plus you can't get away with shitty art just because they're naked so there's more detail and quality for the ecchi stuff that shows a strong appreciation for the female form without nudity.

I can't believe Oguri is a fraud.

>>715598972
it says she was put on a diet though, had the weighted clothes on

>>715598972
it's written there on a diet, not normal intake

.

>>715597941
Did they get sent to the glue factory?

I want uma porn...curse Yakuza.

>>715598972
Woah, Biwa was such an eater

anime didn't even allude to it

>>715599063

>>715598972
biwa is FAT!?

I wish everyone a bountiful harvest of Satono Diamond.

>>715599063

>>715599094
https://x.com/philonai95/status/1943369632620093703/photo/1

>>715597528
It is always a pleasure to read insightful and esoteric knowledge about a subject that is derived from a likewise esoteric subject like horse racing.

I have to imagine that an anime that is incredibly detail-oriented to your horse interests must have been better than Christmas.

do the male horses have futacocks?

>>715598130
nah. They got me hooked from S1

>>715597363
air groove won a race while another male horse was ogling her IIRC

>>715598438
Not sure I believe "20 years" but in the anime there are indeed big time skips and each season following the other does have some implications for the timeline (Teio growing up admiring Rudolf while Kitasan Black was growing up admiring Teio being the most obvious example).
In any case, there's no way they're "immortal" when it's said and shown again and again how Umamusume are more susceptible to damage than humans (at least when exerting themselves to the physical maximum in sports).

>>715598202
special STUD

>>715599385
oh no...

>>715587653 (OP)
this is so cringe i dont even know what to say, actual reddit tier

>>715598972
>no rice shower
owari da

>>715599063
We're all going to pull Satono Diamonds rather than Kitasan Blacks.

>>715597941
isnt it 3?
>rice
>suzuka
>air shakur

>>715599385
>named Rice Shower in the spirit of good luck
>has the worst luck imaginable
:(

For those asking if it was possible for 3 horses to tie for 2nd place.

>On Thursday, in the NAR Kawasaki R8, a very rare event occurred where three horses tied for second place.There occurred six way payouts for trifecta and quinella place bets.

https://x.com/nikkankeiba/status/1943250668711788873

>>715597839
>>715598001
Explain to me why would this upset reeeee-era

>>715587653 (OP)
yes

>>715599537
>Slop

>>715598868
>tazuna takes her hat off, horse tail appears beneath her skirt
>"very well, I guess I'll go all out, just this once..."
>doesn't even make it to the first corner before collapsing

>>715599360
>Kitasan Black was growing up admiring Teio being the most obvious example
Yeah, unfortunately that was a dumb and baffling decision for S3.
It only made the timeline and relationships awkward.
To this day I still can't wrap my head around why they thought it was a good idea to force the S1/S2 cast into Kitasan's story

>>715599094
If there were no restrictions on Uma Musume porn, Blue Archive would never have become popular in Japan because all the porn artists would have prioritized Uma Musume 24/7

>>715599505
lmao KINO

>>715599385
don't tell him...

>>715599687
This was a turning point moment on par with Y2K

>>715599687
Yeah no shit, there were even some memes about back then

>>715599642
They probably wanted to shoehorn in Gold Ship's retirement in s3, so they decided they Team Spica to still be there.

>>715599360
>>715599642
Cygames is close to being as bad at timeline management than Zelda developers. For example, Maruzensky should have been a grandma by the time Season 1 rolled around.

>>715595538
You train your horse to run really fast only for your opponent to summon lightning to make themselves run faster or use black magic to boost their speed.

>>715599505
KINO

>>715599505
did they also split the bet?

>>715599845
by cinderella gray she was a grandma lol

>>715595538
the gameplay is mainly this screen, think like Monster Rancher, you spend turns training number of your character for later you see the results watching her racing against others

>>715587732
/thread

>>715596835
Even before the advent of performance enhancing drugs, they actually shoved spicy peppers and shit up the horse's ass to make them run faster.

>>715599642
Kitasan and Satono as fans in S2 does make for a lot of funny scenes, and I think it does add narrative value to Teio since they serve as sort of representative for their fans (like sure, you can have unknown randoms, but it's nice to have some recurring character), and this aspect plays into Teio's internal turmoil in some parts of the show. Obviously I'm seeing the avantage from the POV of S2 itself, and it's true that you could potentially swap Kitasan and Satono for different young Umas and the effect would be similar, but still, it also leads to Teio having a heart to heart scenes in S3 and I think those are some sweet moments (even if IRL it wouldn't be a real connection).

>>715590132
I hope the Apocalypse Hotel character designer gets more work, I've always loved his manga

Why is Cinderella Gray so much better than the original show?

>>715600156
horse money

>>715600156
Special Week was sanitized to become the protagonist.

>>715600156
>why is Fate/Zero so much better than Fate/Stay Night

>>715587653 (OP)
no I want ACTUAL horses

>side character oguri
>lol she hungry xd
>mc character oguri
>I'M SICK AND TWISTED FUCKED UP AND DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

>>715600156
The OG history is just more exciting.
They get the time to build up a story instead of directly jumping into the G1 races.
Serialized in Young Jump so they got time to test the water before making a new anime.
New anime got the benefit of 2.6 billion dollars of gacha whale money and Cykagames Pictures gained experience working on RTTT and Beginning of a new era.

>>715599687
>the horses could've saved us from cunnyposters
DAMN YOU KIRYU

>>715600086
>sorry oguri san but in this buisness grays like you can't race

>>715599845
Eh, not really the same case.
In the anime, with Maruzenky you are supposed to assume that she is around the same generation and she is not even a main character.

In Kitasan's case we, see her hanging around with the S2 cast during the whole season, which is fine, but then the problem comes in S3 when Kitasan is grown up and everything about the S2 cast looks unchanged.

>>715587732
fippybippy

>>715589284
>anti-woke chuddies are literal horse fuckers
Says it all, really

whats the best career to grind yasuda kinen flags in?

>>715600330
Uma growth spurt is just different.

OH I GEDDIT
IT'S CALLED CINDERELLA GRAY
BECAUSE IT'S A CINDERELLA STORY AND THE MAIN CHARACTER IS GRAY!

>>715599385
......

>>715587732
fpbp

/thread

>>715600156
S1 didn't do a good job handling the Suzuka plot and Special Week's story suffered from it

>>715587653 (OP)
I kinda want to try this but I already have 2 mobile games I play.

>>715597223
always front run your debut, even with F rank

>>715600286
she just takes racing very seriously

>>715599687
Nah. BA is filled with cool characters designs.

>>715600475
which ones?

>>715600443
There's the thing that "gray horses can't win" which sounds a bit strange when there's so many gray horses in Umamusume, but I guess it was something mostly true in Oguri's time? (IRL I mean, the early gray horses weren't competitive or something?)

>>715600470
What do you think would've made it better?

>>715600515
>I guess it was something mostly true in Oguri's time? (IRL I mean, the early gray horses weren't competitive or something?)
Yes

>>715600563
Not making Special Week so obsessed with Suzuka and givet more focus to her relationship with Grass Wonder

>>715600509
...who magically get fan art 5 minutes before their announcement.

>>715595946
I think you read that wrong saar

>>715598057
Are there more background stories for the other horses, I saw the kitasan black one too

>>715594289
Horse dicks are more interesting than this grifted gacha trash

>>715600648
>this schizo again
God save Uma threads.

>migraine event on race day
OH YES

>>715600648
Is there really anything wrong with hiring artists to help promote

>>715600510
I play Cookie Run Ovenbreak and Cookie Run Tower of Adventures. Out of those two I'd say ToA is my main mobile game, it's a lot of fun and isn't really demanding of time at all for daily stuff.

>>715600703
Yes, some lore anon posted a lot in the early threads

>>715600749
Of course not, so does giving players rewards for leaving reviews on steam.

>>715600749
It is wrong when you don't disclose it

>>715600648
I think the word artificial fits BA perfectly.

>>715600749
Feels a bit forced, if they want to release promotion, they should simply get more pieces from the official artist? Release a video animation to hype it up?
There are less sneaky ways to do it.

>>715593790
if that game has "MUH NO GAYPLAY"
then Monster Rancher isn't a game either
fucking retard

>>715600785
Don't see any issues.
Similar to exclusive BD only gacha tickets. I think Uma had those. Can't remember for sure.

>>715600648
Why are Koreans like this

>>715600703
ENTER

>>715600892
If there isn't any issue then they wouldn't cancel it abruptly.

>>715600892
It was against Steam TOS to do something like this, which was why the Blue Archive devs deleted that post after some people pointed it out.

>>715595069
Gambling addict daycare. If you think skill is involved, the race is skippable, meaning they know who is going to win before the race even starts.

>>715600563
It's clear S1 was made with the original yuribaiting tone in mind which heavily revise all of the horses involved in the season's plot into that kind of tone. Most of the fans seems to strongly prefer a straight adaptation of the horses' lore into a sport anime.

Anyone else get excited during the summer camp

>>715596787
The Japanese did not appeal the disqualification but what if Deep Impact's body was just too slow in completely clearing out the drug compared to French horses

>Ipratropium is regularly prescribed to racehorses, but its use must be withdrawn several days before a horse is raced. The same substance was responsible for a positive test returned by John Gosden's filly Nannina after her victory in the Coronation Stakes at Royal Ascot in June, although a subsequent test of her 'B' sample was negative and she kept the race.

>Deep Impact's connections will not enjoy a similarly happy outcome, however, as the result of the 'A' test on his sample in France has already been confirmed by a laboratory in Hong Kong. His third place and prize money of £158,000 will be awarded to Hurricane Run, the 2005 Arc winner, who was fourth this year.

>"It is clear the horse was given some medication containing the substance when he was in France," Louis Romanet, the director-general of France Galop, said yesterday. "The prescription was given by a French vet as the Japanese vet was not allowed to give medication to their horse.

>BBC racing correspondent Cornelius Lysaght said the prohibited substance was prescribed by a French vet, as is common and legal practice during training. However, he added that French authorities believed it was used too close to the race, hence the drug test failure.

>Symboli Rudolf's unique title requires you to win six of the most prestigious races available to run
>actually seven, because you have two win the Arima Kinen TWICE
>While also being completely undefeated
wat

>>715598130
Why is she so dirty?

>>715601060

>>715595739
Hesitant front runners is literal murder.

>>715601075
Horses are filthy creatures

Didn't expect the finale to go so well for Tachyon.

>>715601060
Easier then you think. Did really well with her and even tossed in a non-required long race to round it out for the finale.

le sexy times is coming

>>715601163
man
and considering this was during the height of their economic bubble that horse's owners must have been bathing in money

>>715594530
The reality is that we've successfully trannywashed anime, for good and bad. This means that now a lot of people who would ordinarily go EWWW SICKOS can't, because a lot of trannies play it so they're in an awkward doublebind where they want to call you a gooner but can't because they don't want to upset transpeople.
This applies to a lot of shit people liked on 4chan back in the day because the average transwoman was once an extremely autistic nerdy man.

>>715587732
fpbp

>>715587732
/thread

>>715601276
Horses have historically been a popular tax shelter across many 1st world countries.

>>715594530
Dude those creatures are even playing Rance now. Anime, VN, manga, LN and every gacha is filled with anime hating troons. And umas are pretty SFW.

>>715601387
top ten screenshots that make you want to beat women again

>>715596835
>>715596871
>>715596930
Ipratropium is classified as a controlled substance and not a banned substance. I would argue that it was just bad luck that Deep Impact failed to 100% clear all the ipratropium from his body before the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe.

Banned Substances are substances that are deemed by the FEI to have no legitimate use in the competition horse and/or have a high potential for abuse. They are not permitted for use in the competition horse at any time.

Controlled Medication are substances that are deemed by the FEI to have therapeutic value and/or be commonly used in equine medicine. Controlled Medication have the potential to affect performance and/or be a welfare risk to the horse.

https://inside.fei.org/sites/default/files/2025%20Prohibited%20Substances%20List.pdf

>>715594530
>>715601305
desu when i first observed this game's english release and trying to wrap my head around what uma musume really was i was half expecting people to accuse this game of being chud-coded
The angle would have been like you're infantilizing or even outright literally objectifying women as race horses n shit
so this is kinda surprising. Doubly so was finding out this game was already super popular with (bio)females in Japan

>>715600978
It runs on a seed, you can skip the race because the result is easily calculated

>>715601453
i wanna know why sometimes you can click see result when they are at the preliminary racer stats screen and why sometimes you have to click through the actual race
Or can you just wait and the button will unlock after everything got calculated?

>>715601352
>>715601353
>timestamp
Nice.

>>715601549
I think it’s just if you have the trophy for the race or not, can’t skip if you’ve never won it for no real reason

>>715595910
I just got into this and found she isn't in global
Is she gonna be added anytime soon?

Who is la bestia de calchin of Umamusume? The horse who draws power from her hatred of horses darker than her?

>>715600902
thank you

Cannot say I knew of Cinderella Grey anime or Umas but I do enjoy horses :3 few weeks ago saw the races at Saratoga in NY also of course cheered when Sovereignty spanked Journalism twice dispite heavy media push also saw Royal Ascot and Dubai race where Forever Young was great for some reason that place has ALOT of Japanese racers is the animes any good? :3

Didn't mean to :3 so much still early in the morning.

>>715601654
Around November if that one banner schedule pic is correct

>>715601250
>immediately sabotages herself to job to Rice Shower
Stupid horse with the dumbest ideas

>>715600634
>>715601026
In a universe where Cygames successfully acquired the licenses for all Japanese horses, I honestly doubt Special Week would have been the main character of Season 1. It would have been a Japanese horse of the year like Shinzan in order to emphasize a 100% Japanese horse not blood related to Sunday Silence

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Horse_of_the_Year

>>715598972
>Loves bananas so much she spits carrots she is eating
https://youtu.be/_QQL2JwXUMo?si=0Vo2h0_K9zBW_xE-

>>715602278
I am not accepting your apology

>>715602405
what a slut

>>715602479
(>^-^<)/

>>715600156
Cygames love their jannus

Will I get enough carats for pity by november if I spend everything now on Kitasan?

>>715602672
Just play the game and clear events. If everything is the same as JP then your reserve should be plentiful again eventually.

When is Amazon

>>715602672
Tachyon (like three turns before her career ends): I need a rival... I guess Manhattan Cafe will do.

Tfw dispite literal millenia of horse racing, Europe has next to no games on it, also USA D:

>>715602743
Glad to know I should be able to save for Manhattan Cafe

>>715603080
I mean that I will be able to get enough for her.
Im tired...

>Pull Biwa because she's Ticketzo's friend
>Is genuinely obnoxiouslly dull and has none of her spirit from Ticketzo's career
It's over.

Finally did it, it took a while but this time she did great, so good in fact, I didn't even need to use clocks

>>715603257
Yeah, so far from what I saw from her sidestory (I didn't roll for her) she is just a way more boring Tachyon.

>8%
>fails
straight through the cranium

do you keep rewards when you abandon a career run? i just want to grind for some sashes.

>>715603430
i failed a 5% and 9% back to back earlier and almost just abandoned the career

>>715603430
>do a double rainbow training with 57% failure
>fucking pull it off
I love gambling

tfw you click the rainbow and there's no white flash

>Vodka asks me if i know any good lower body exercises for her
i can think of a couple

>>715588595
imagine lubing up and crouching down infront of her(him) as a joke haha

>>715604246
haha he'd probably do something silly haha

>>715587653 (OP)
>gachashit
no wonder gaming is dying

>>715595016

>>715594530
>trannies like anime game
is it really a surprise?

do you feel that bros?


It's almost coming...

>>715594530
just wait until Mayano bride comes out

>>715602356
oh if they had gotten access to Deep Impact it would have been him 100 percent, I think they pivoted because they couldn't get him, and went for a sanatized spe

I haven't pulled a single 3star or SSR card aside from the free ones in this game.

correct me if I'm wrong, but with how stars work and how the pool includes all horses as time goes on (as in no limited horses), does that mean getting spooked by (any) 3 star horse is just a matter of time and getting a 3 star you actually want is just a matter of saving?
Does that imply card banners are more important to roll on?
What's the main method of gaining rolls as F2P anyway and how many do you get per month lets say

>>715604334
like what haha

>>715587732

>try Super Creek
>mandatory debuff
>mood down
>mood down
>mood down
>spend legit 6 turns trying to fix her
>lose career
>this happes 3 times in a row

What did they actually mean by this

>>715605032

>>715605032
>get night owl just before summer camp
>falls and hurts herself at summer camp
>try to push her through to salvage the situation
>practice poor
>lose in the semifinals

This was my first experience with Supah Creek Mommy please get it together

if my uma is good at both Pace and Late, I should just use Pace, right?

>>715595946
Indians aren't human

>>715588595
https://soundcloud.com/el-bonais/hololive-asmr-mori-calliope-eat-horse-el-bonais-edit

>>715594880
The Yakuza thing is bullshit from a random Tweet that has no source. Japs love horse racing alongside obeying authority and always following rules no matter how dumb. This is why you get shit saying please don't make NSFW of the umamusume girls. It's just a courtesy thing but no one should actually think it's a legal issue for porn. Even more so for the retarded westerners following this "rule" that only i followed by Japs because they are autistic fucks

>>715605336
>he doesn't know

>>715605336
Depends on which position is better for activating her unique skill.

>>715605336
Pace is shittier in general because it's so middle of the road in training

>>715600156
Can you just skip season 1 if you actually played the game a bit to know the overall context of shit?

>>715605556
No. You WILL watch Spe-chan's season.

>Aqua Geyser
>Right next to her is Aqua River
>They even look similar

>>715587732
first poost best poost

>>715604884
That means your next rolls are guaranteed!

>>715605336
For anything longer than mile late is better, with better stam management and ample time for your uma to execute their gameplan.

>>715605421
It's not even a legal issue. It's a licensing issue. If any of the owners(most of them older) aren't ok with the porn they can pull permission which will harm the game since they'd have to remove the entire character and it may put them on poor standing with the JRA so they're playing it as safe as possible. You can still draw ecchi shots, just no nudity or sex.

Which umamusume has the biggest futa cock

>>715605421
This post reeks of IRL tourist behavior.

>>715602330
what the fuck is her problem?
and why would cafe drink anything tachyon poured for her?

>>715595382
now i want a kemono doujin of a horse samurai who does the katana draw cut trope but instead it's rape and his penis

>>715606791
>musume
>cock
Anon, girls don't have penises

>>715606791
Depends, is there a comparison chart?

Never mind horse cock. Imagine their horse tongue jamming into your bumbum

>>715607030
YAKUZA MODS

>>715595248
It sheathes, but Stallions tend to flop about a bit more than geldings do. Turns out you put a horse with balls in a field with fuck all else to do they get fucking horny a lot.

Source: I fucking hate horses and was raised on a livery yard. No I didn't fuck them, because horses are fucking incredibly retarded.

>this is the most powerful horse in the umaverse

>>715607030
Stud information does not generally uh, go into that detail except for breeds where "reach" is an issue for weird crossbreeding stuff. As far as I remember this doesn't come up.
However I'm speaking about the European equestrian scene, and the Japanese are...interesting about minute details. I would not be entirely surprised if it's a listed detail in their stud/pedigree credentials. Like blood type.

>>715606791
>>715607030
you guys are fucking homos

>>715587653 (OP)
>watch streamer
>chat urges him to pick this character because she's supposedly funny
>it's the most painfully unfunny cringe anime shit
Every time.

>>715607292
I don't really like the newmas. They feel a bit overdesigned in most cases, but maybe it's just me.

>think her name is funny
>check out her story
>think she'll be a tomboy delinquent type
>she's actually a serious computer/science nerd like tachyon and even has a fucking autism allegory in her story
>also is an amatuer dj who posts music online too
lmao wtf is this character i want her now when is she going to be added

>>715607464
when you look at their other outfits, they still hold up without all the frills

>>715607292
I don't like her retarded puffy detached collared bow-covered sleeves

We still can't roll for Kitasan Black yet? wtf man

>>715607292
fatty

>dominated Air Groove's career with one try
MY EMPRESS

>>715594342
Most of the horse ones where South American

>>715607292
What is she like it will be DECADES before we get her

>>715595662
Sega and Sonic Team taking a supermassive L as usual for not doing what everyone has been fucking begging them to do for decades.

>Actually like the idea of training characters/passing down stats to autistically minmax numbers
>There is no modern equivalent not tied to gacha

>>715607752
If I copy the game formula for a shitty indie game, will people call me a ripoff and send yakuza to my house?

>>715607662
While yes ,there is, unsurprisingly a definite horse bestiality scene in the UK and the Netherlands, or there was back then.

Source: I just know.

>>715600978
You keep repeating the "gambling" part, but people play them despite the gachapon aspect
if the way to acquire characters was anything else, people would still play them
I've never played a gacha game BECAUSE there's gambling, and I don't gamble in real life, I've never used money on a gacha either
If there's no money involved, where does the gambling narrative go? Actual "gambling" would require you to either gain or lose something in the process, which gachas don't do

>>715587653 (OP)
No

>>715607867
Tell me more
t. pervert

>>715607752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtBqgqh5CNE
Jap fucks won't give us an EN translation of this game

>>715607714
I've never seen such an incompetent dev team that takes 1 step forward and immediately take 5 steps back, have such a whipped fanbase that wolfs down every slop they make and get angry for it
gamefreak is getting close, though

>>715587653 (OP)
Season 2 really fucked with me. Teio was always this unfuckwithable avalanche of positivity, but she is almost completely broken near the end. Then McQueen...

>>715607752
Plenty of jrpgs with eugenics mechanics out there if you know where to look.

>over 15k carats
>keeping up with the limited time missions
>do my daily cheap pull
>get maruzensky
>play top gun
>first horse I genuinely don't like that much due to her personality
>she ends up being my first 3 star soeed so now I have to use her as legacy for every horse going forward
Anyways I'm hype for kitasan banner tonight, no matter what I pull.

So... how does running in an outfit like this improve speed or aerodynamics?

>>715607928
It's not much, sorry, just that there was a big thing about a decade back about a yard in yorkshire that had the rep for it and got raided for trying to make money on the side from filming, and something down by southend where a guy got Mr Hands'd anal ruptured who was a huntsman.

That's not how you hunt. Even though we just know, most girls do not in fact fuck horses.
Physically, mentally they absolutely do. Horse girls are fucking deranged.

>>715608012
>doesn't like Top Cun
Evil.

>>715597263
Based Agnes bro. I already got her to 3 star and have her cute labcoat. I'm dedicating all my resources to making her my first S-Rank.

>>715608010
Yeah but not talking about pokemon or whatever where its a side mechanic, I mean a game where its the actual main gameplay loop to tweak character stats/abilities and pass them down.

>>715608086
The only thing she talks about is how mych she wants to fuck you because of the power dynamics involved. And she thinks racing is boring.

>>715588121
Umas are alt-world girls who inherit the spirits of race horses from our world.

>>715608039
It improves GUTS for autistic horses.

>>715608158
Wtf? She's only into it to fuck trainers? I thought it was just memes for being le loli character. Insane ahahaha

>>715608039
Umas should run naked. Those clothes are pointless.

>>715608202
How did special week's lesbian mom get pregnant if it wasn't immaculate horse reincarnation conception?

>>715608232
I thought she'd talk about planes or some shit but nope.

>>715608267
Racing without tack is a bad idea anon. They need their tack at least.

>>715607850
make it about another animal, dog racing, cheetah racing, fucking gator racing, maybe all of them, but you need to add another gimmick if you're gonna take gacha out of it, like ripping off vampire survivors or something

>>715608269
Special week's mom wasn't a lesbian, her real one died at birth so she was given to a human woman to raise.

>>715608267
You fool. Covering a bit is sexier than just being plain naked. If all of them were naked it would be more boring to watch than them showing their personalities through the outfit, plus all the creative ways to show a bit of tits and ass

>>715595592
>Ordinary human women

>>715608039
I like the horse that runs in a fucking trenchcoat

>>715607947

No way, I did the thing.

>umas are physically superior to humans
>despite this, there are still more humans because not enough horse souls
Are humans in this universe just hylics?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7lhM11lVtQ
He Witmaxxed Bakushin. The Results Were SHOCKING...

>>715607947
I honestly believe the odds of this getting an English release have skyrocketed.

It's kind of depressing to think that if umamusume were in our world, every government would have them strictly controlled and probably used as special forces.

>>715608173
Shouldnt Oguri be strongfat

>>715608513
Its worth going for but it fucks you if you fail

>front runner
>gate opens

>>715608602
They are born to run, blessed by 3 existent gods. The governmemt would get put in their place.
Horse oligarchy. Horse monarchy.

>>715608513
The options that give 2 stamina skills or charming if it's still early in the run are better, the chances are better as well (60% and 90% respectively) as opposed to 50% for the stats

>>715607463
>>watch streamer

>3 infirmaries in a row to cure slacker
Yeah you can call me Mr. Bricked.

>draw a 10
>hell yeah it's a 3 star!
>...
>it's Rice Shower
god fucking damn it

>>715608792
Ireland not getting conquered in the world of Umamusume is pretty funny.

>>715608524
they're not claymation monstrosities, so no
it's been a while since I heard xeno arcadia, though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enjekGHpE_4

>>715607463
just say vinny vinesauce

>>715599269
>>715599269

>>715607491
>>715607491

>>715609872
kill yourself

>>715609872
deepthroat the barrel of a shotgun next time