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Taurus Cup CM is up!

PAKALIVE IS FINALLY UP!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuHE5HlmDHo

>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Narita Brian (3*), Smart Falcon (3*), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Super Creek (SSR), Tazuna Hayakawa (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
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Current Rate Up: Vivlos (Alt 3*)
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New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion released on 9/1
Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos will be held on 9/4
Umasanpo will be available permanently on 9/9
Tachyon's Factor Research will be held early September
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LoH will be held in November, Morioka, Dirt, 1600m, left, autumn


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hors

DON'T GET IT TWISTED

>bread at 820 replies
you're 100% a dirt shoe requester

What's the numerical difference between say, 1 star Medium and 5 star medium in terms of % chance of triggering?

>>536242607 (OP)
thats a tranny yt isnt it

Each and every uma student slapping your ass as you walk youself to your office.
You cant do anything to stop it since you are but a mere trainer.

I never asked for this...

>>536243015
DIE

Cap as in Peak

*bricks you*

>>536243185
fat (as in fat)

Digitan LOVE

>>536243015
then why are you spending money?

Reminder Spe is for (you)

>>536243159
I don't even want her. Trade me your Maruzensky.

good thing I didn't roll for Brian haha...

I didn't buy gold ship shards, all friend points go into haru card.

but what if I write a fake sudoku note to prank my horse?

AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME TAURUS-SAMA GEMINI-SAMA!!!!!!

>>536243295
Because the monthly packs are cheap as shit.

>>536243227
Does this look fat to you?

>>536243334
>doesn't 3* the meta hors for the first two CMs
holy bricked

Bro (as in wife)

Why does umas on the verge of tears turn me on si much?

>>536243334
Same but I have 3* Gold Ship from rolling.

>>536242939
But we're all dirt shoes requesters...

>>536242874
I want to run Raisu

How to prevent my trainee from raping me?

>>536243653
Consent

>>536242939
he will go to sleep soon by his timezone

>>536243549
Love my bro.

>>536243653
they will calm down when you tie them up

Question, does Corner Connoiseur and Professor of Curvature go well together, or is it too much? What if i also add Pace Chase Corners?
Idk it sounds like its too much

Eishin Flash vs King Halo both 0 MLB which one is better? Eishin Flash has great events but I feel that I'm getting more stats with King Halo. My only other speed card not counting Rs is Nishino Flower SSR 0 LB).

>>536243653
There's no stopping an uma without another uma

>>536243527
cute horse

>>536243828
are you trying to proc tail held high?

>>536243334
Even just retaining class 5 you get 16k+ fp a month, I'd buy all the character shards that come out

God damn, I cleaned the machine out

>>536243527
cute boy

>pulled TM Opera O
>do career
>become sexually attracted
Weird how that works.

Why are casualbabbs crying anyway. Did no one tell them about the brackets and that they'll be exclusively fighting other shitters next round? How did they miss this info if they supposedly care about CM.

>>536244117
fag

>>536243978
now there are two umas raping him...

>>536243653
Always lock your door, dumbass.

Which horse gives the best head?

>>536244147
Because casualbabs expected to be able to go with the witmaxxed umas and take the plat title.

>>536243653
lol
Just be fat, ugly, retard, poor, and smell like shit bro. It's that easy.
I'm breezing through my career as a toreina with no uma molesting me.

is there any reason to buy into the extra CM runs with carats if you've already qualified?

>>536244117
*conquers you*

>>536243653
Getting raped? Just consent
Then they can't rape you anymore

>>536244337
rewards, buy back the carats + 20 if youre good

Kill all Opera turds.

Protect all Operabros

>>536244339
my aura farming wife

>>536244000
No, i am trying to decide which skills to pick up. I have those three and homestretch haste and single circle firm conditions + spring runner. I dont know if i should drop any and pick up double circle on any of those, maybe even both

>>536244337
if you're winning you pay 10 carats and get 20 in return

Teio Teio Teio :D

Why am I getting matched with so many whales now?
I thought they should have ran all their races by now.

Now that I think about it, isn't her gimmick like proto Orfevre? She also had a split personality thing going on, right

>horses is censored in game chat
what the fuck are those japs doing

>>536244569
based. I'm rooting for you

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>536244589
bwo I...

>Ran in the CM race
>Lost all the races
Ah, almost forgot I was a shitter there for a moment

>>536244542
double circle spring runner
homestretch

you can check the sim to compare the remainder of the skills

>>536244438
>>536244565
>if you're good
>if you're winning
Alright cheers boys, that's a nice wee "No, dont fucking do it" for me.

>>536244618
they want the term "umas" to become ingrained in your mind.

>>536244618
what the FUCK is a horse
we got umamusume

your bro can't be your wife

>>536244618
horses don't exist bro.

>>536244618
What the fuck is 'horses'?

Is 4 Medium sparks enough to gamble on or should I be Medmaxxing?

>>536244707
Yeah i am doing that rn. So you would drop pace chase corners?

>>536244618
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD. IT'S WRONG.

>>536244618
What the FUCK did you say?

I swear I'm gonna do open next time idc about the rewards that much if the whales are this difficult to deal with.

>>536244786
Yeah but what if YOUR bro was my wife

OVERLORD

>>536244618
horses are not real bro

>>536244618
that's a slur for them you know?

>tfw country bumpkins are the best
>tfw can only choose one per “route”
Pain

>>536244907
it's 50/50
either you get it or you don't

Now that the dust has settled, what's your plan for Gemini cup?

>>536244907
You should be medmaxxing. I don't get it half the time with 14 med.

>>536244301
I see a lot of twitter toreina’s flaunting their 1k stamina Umas saying they’re ready for Gemini. It’s gonna be a blood bath.

>>536244972
Just get lucky and be matched against whales

>>536244914
do pace chaser corners OO over prof of curvature/Corner Connoiseur

Hold your umas
Putting the cart before the uma
Throat's feelin' a little uma
Don't look a gift uma in the mouth
high uma
beat a dead uma
trojan uma

>>536245095
To participate and lose

>>536245041
For someone who "loves" country bumpkins you have an extremely small amount of images for them

>>536245095
Still Rice, probably gonna be easier to just have her go long which she does naturally than trying to force her into medium.

>>536245114
But if you're medmaxxing and still not getting it, then it sounds like it's better to just not medmaxx and hope for the best.

>>536245162
>trojan uma
...how exactly did that one play out?

>>536244907
I'm pretty sure grandparents have halved chances to proc their stuff so it depends, if it's at least 3 on a parent go for it

>>536245261
word

>>536245095
Stick with McQueen
If it ain't broke don't fix it

>>536244147
Most didn't care before and most don't care now, anons are salt mining literalwhos on Xitter and zero karma new posts on plebbit for validation.

>>536244907
Depends on your affinity.

tazuna card is bait don't use it you heard it here first you have been warned do not use tazuna card

>>536245095
Figure out how to cap stamina and speed Ina single run.
Seriously, how do you do that,m

>>536245269
huge statue of gold ship, empty inside

>>536245095
The Overlord, of course

why does this skill even exist?

Since I got gold ship's costume with the recent event I thought I'd try to remake my best gold ship with her costume but despite having more experience with the game now I haven't been able to replicate that run. I'm start to doubt myself now.

>>536245261
>this guy isn't getting it with 50/50 odds I might as well just risk 10/90 odds

>>536245095
actually try building aces before the event starts

>>536245269
Several guys hid in Tachyon's big ass sleeves

>>536245402
the maths checks out for me

>>536245365
>half the skills in the game dont work
it's truly a mystery what they were thinking

>>536245365
Anti evil nature

I can barely reach 1200 stam with my shit cards, I'm ngmi...

>>536245269
The Trojans were given a gift of umas by the Greeks as they pretended to leave. The Trojans happily accepted this gift, but the umas were actually the mares of diomedes and trampled all the Trojans to death then ate them.

>>536245523
wins against 1200 speed 1000 stamina

>>536245365
That's for my end closer front runner

Do you guys use stamina sparks or speed spark for your goldshits? Stamina seems like a waste with her 20% growth

>>536245628
Power

>>536243005
dear lord yes please

>>536245269
They put Ouguri cap inside a bigger ouguri cap and filled it with exactly as much food as would take her half a day to eat. Then, once she ran out of food, she would break out of the statue. millions died.

junior year. 2 umas with a hint or 3 umas?

>>536245095
I already have my 1200 stamina 900 speed horses bwo. Only real thing I want to do i ponder whether I want to recycle my Nice Nature or make a new anti endnigger Air Groove.

>>536245206
How very snarky of you, don’t try to start shit. I post the same image because it’s cute and tugs my heart.

>>536245523
Just get triple rainbows 10 turns in a row, it's easy.

>>536245628
you need Stamina Sparks for Long CM since you still want to spam Speed training to get power without actually doing power

>>536245269
big wooden uma on wheels
there was a hidden hatch with extendable ladder in the crotch

Breeding sow

>>536245095
The plan's a genetically engineered Tachyon as a late surger. Maybe.
>>536245261
Thankfully my med sparks are on a Maruzensky (8 med) being uhh, potentially challenged due to being 4 speed 3 stam at least she's also got 2 left handed, 4 ura finale, 2 firm conditions, 2 slipstream and some other shit involving corners.
Then i can just borrow a good horse wit the rest of the med i need.

>>536245095
Go casual and play my favorite horse. I don't even have narita taishin so I'm already guaranteed to lose anyways.

>>536244247
Agnes Tachyon
Taiki Shuttle
Maruzensky

>>536245095
win with front runners. just like this one.

>>536245878
Staggered by how accurate this is.

NISHINO FLOWER IS PULLING ALL THE STOPS

>>536245095
I'm going with Tachy again alone, leaving the other 2 slots empty

here is a pic of happymeek showering

How's your experience with all the evil natures?

>>536246053
>reddit tachyon

>>536245365
>mile cm
>everyone runs 2 front runners and a pace debuffer

I bet if you saw Agnes irl she'd be aggressively and some how arousingly plain looking.

Almond Milk

>>536246089
what is that creature

why is she naked in front of me what is wrong with her?

>>536246102
Well I build mine purely to debuff speed, not stamina, and she seems to be doing fine. But I see a lot of people ITT saying they thought she didn't do shit.

>red shift, let's pump some iron, medium straightaways, medium corners, left handed
>medium S
it's the fucking run bwos i swear to god if maestro doesn't show up I'm gonna FREAK

>>536246102
17/20 won. Mine sits nicely at home without having to experience losing on repeat. That's Ass Wonder's job.

How do I make my anime Teio the bestest in CM?

>>536246102
>been doing ok winning most of my races in CM so far
>decide to join a room match for shits and giggles
>it's the japan cup setting with 18 racers
>there's 6 natures (including mine)
>everyone gets blasted 5 times over
>lose to the one guy who actually put gatekept on his golshi
that was something alright.

Post mcqueens you want to "self insert" into

>>536246102
I think I'm gonna bench her for the finals she literally does nothing to the gold shits

>reddit opera o
>reddit ship
>nice reddit
>reddit teio
>mejiro redditqueen

>>536245029
>>536245002
>>536244940
>>536244925
>>536244863
>>536244802
>>536244758
>>536244757

>>536246198
WHO THE FUCK IS AGNES???

>>536246410
My ancestor :)

>>536246217
Its happy meek

>>536246427
shes the goat

>>536246427
sry, westoid brain. I meant digital

>>536246268
>5th place Arima Kinen
>Awful mood due to taking a 20% rainbow before ura finale

>>536246459
>IMG
>actual troon
kek

>>536245671
good lord that manly goldshi

>>536246572
me, with my fragile legs, on the right

I hate this game
Used up all my borrow, and I got three 1* guts in a row
What's the point of capping out a stat if you're just as likely to get shit?

>3 chances at making a good horse
>don't get medium S on any of them
>2 miss maestro

umm guise?

what kind of dog breed is this?

>dont even prep for CM
>run no debuffers because thats some gay shit
>4 wins

>>536243005
I worked hard and went to the Tokyo University to earn that license, are you telling me I don't deserve even a tiny bit of respect from them?

>>536246707
>umas exist but only female
>regular horses exist but only male
Surprised Japan hasn't doujin'd this already.

>Tickezo shoes
Imagine the salt levels.

>get Med S
>Super Creek event doesn't finish
Why the fuck is it always like this?

>>536246667
youre supposed to get 1* every day

>>536243527
>spend the early morning making lunch for Shakur, she doesn't say anything (she knows you're waiting for her praise) but finishes her food (usually she picks out parts she doesn't like)
>order new clothes online and wear them when meeting up with Shakur in the city, she doesn't comment on the outfit but basically acknowledges it by looking at it for a moment when you arrived
>accidentally injure yourself and show her the cut but she gets annoyed and tells you to stop whining and leaves, after running water on the cut you find some bandaids on the table where she sat earlier
She's perfect

This ain't Narita Brian

>>536246707
what the FUCK is that thing

>>536245095
same shit as this one: play casually and use my best umas

>>536246102
Mine debuffed other niggers so hard she got 3rd place once so that's cool.

>>536245095
Taishin. Not because its meta, because she is genuinely my wife

>>536245095
I'm strongly considering moving down to Open League for the next CM.

The stat checks for gemini cup look pretty high, and as someone who really struggled to hit 1200/800 for this one, its going to be hard for me to compete without some extreme luckshitting.

I think I'd rather play around with different builds in a fixed stat budget in the open league than be forced to discard 98+% of my trainees for stat reasons

>>536246915
Looks like sex to me

are recreations random or do they depend on things like the month and shit like that?

>>536246351
Not really related but in my experience the test rooms were WAY harder, I won less than half the time in rooms and easily get 4/5 in cm. I know it makes sense since everybody joining practice rooms is somewhat tryharding and this was just the first phase but still, I was relieved

Super Creek always gives me Swinging Maestro, but Special Week NEVER gives me Gourmand.

Does anyone know roughly when we will get the ability to grind support cards to MLB and how it will work?

Spe wife
Spe for (you)!

>>536246834
probably because regular horses dont exist at all in umamusume
though it is a bit strange that none of the japs are mentally ill enough to draw it anyways

>>536246993
Don't you need to build B rank horses for open? That sounds just as hard as graded.

I get a weird feeling with the Oguri's rubbing her tummy animation

>>536246834
There are no horses at all, retardbro. There are no male horses, only umamusume. Horses are literally mythical creatures there.

I cant train a fucking ACE to save my life with Mati and its killing me

I think i just bred a new ace but why doesnt Super Creek always give you Swinging Maestro?

>>536247158
what about unicorns or a pegasus

Can I build Super Creek for the Gemini?

>>536247245
Because you touch yourself at night.

>>536246834
That's because there's no doujins at all.

>>536245616
somehow I doubt there will be any shitters left for the next CM to luckshit my wins

>>536245671
God I love uma sized umamusume

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>536247045
It's Teiover for me.

>>536247062
Swinging Maestro is guaranteed on SC

>>536247158
bwo your reading comprehension...

>>536247279
Not just at night, i actually touched myself during afternoon today

>>536247051
if mars aligns with uranus and mercury is in retrograde you get the max energy shrine and 100% condition cure

>>536247404
I do this

>>536247404
MA

>>536247382
>giant rice shower still calls you onii-sama
kinda want?

>>536247297
Wrong.
There are very wholesome Uma-wife doujins

>>536247251
They don't exist except Centaur for some reason

>>536247467
You were right. That's exactly what happened to save my Taishin after her down mood event. Thank you based astrologer.

>>536247260
Don't listen to anyone who says you cant build a character for something. Haru Urara can be built to win Arima Kinen

>>536245269
protected then thrown in the garbage.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>536245523
I keep struggling to hit S speed with this config, kita black never stays at her post.

What does chowa mean?

>>536247251
thanks for the image of an umamusume with a giant forehead horn
oh also an umamusume with wings

>>536245756
how about i fucking kill you how about that huh????

Gonna try to turn Taiki into a medium monster, wish me luck.

>>536247680
Chowabunga

>>536247762
With those sparks? I seriously doubt it lmao

>>536247260
Yes. I'm doing Goo-Goo babies, Rice and Matikane for Gemini.

Umas for this feel?

>>536247868
God I forgot about Rice Shower. I almost never do her career anymore. I could do her.

haru urara will be core for next cm, unruffled is a great skill

>>536247857
It's gonna happen, faggot.
Just watch.

>>536247762
Feels like a waste not bumping that dirt to an A

Actually Umacorns do exists but the horn is between their legs

>>536248051
This is what happened with the Trojan horse. They left behind Golshi's ancient ancestor and she beat everyone up.

>>536247762
Bro, your RP...

>>536247871
Goldshit

>>536247871
Seiun Sky

>>536247871
Mindset.
>had a maiden race but sadly had a panic attack from stress and dug out from under the starting gate and just lied down before the race even started. She got disqualified.

>Though from what I read and heard, she got better. The cause of the stress and panic was probably due the staff mishandling the horse and forcing her to the starting gate, which led to this situation.

What happened to the global gaslight google doc?

>>536247595
Trust the science

>>536247079
Not really if you use a calculator.

>>536248212
>>536247404
this is all i hear while trying to grind the optimal sparks

Anyone got the Gemini cup cheat sheet around?

Tried doing a test run with Rudolf for next event.
How the hell am I supposed to get 1000 speed? It already took effort to get 1200 stamina.

why are accel skills bad for the next cm?
isnt accelerating to max speed earlier good?

>First inspiration
>MEDIUM
>TURF
>*Eyes pop out of socket*
>It was only Medium Corners

It's always on the runs you don't even think of it.

Is having 5 SSR cards throwing?
At most I'm getting 2 or 3 of them actually finish

>>536247440
Then how come i didnt get it in two runs already, that i can remember? Could it be because i already had Gourmand bought? (idk it i had it bought or not, just offering an explanation)

>>536248453
you know how

>>536248470
Do yumes really???

>>536248470
lmfaoooo

Retard, here, can someone explain why this midget's skill is considered good for the next CM?

It seems pretty similar to golshi's skill.

>>536248521
nice

>>536248470
I look like that

>900 speed at the end of Senior Summer
>no more speed rainbows for the rest of the run
I am heartbroken. Medium S, all the skills I wanted. No max speed.

>>536248470
That McQueen is literally me.

>>536248453
6 MLB SSRs (non welfare, your spe won't cut it) + 9* speed parents.

>>536248643
wrong one retard
acceleration is king

I hope you didn't have any laughs at the expense of the casuals who were in agony today over cm, /uma/. There's a karma retribution storm building over finals day...

>>536248470
This is why guys like Spicaman and Kitahara are virgins or can only date n*ngens, THIS is what they have to compete with

My golshi won every time Pumping Iron activated

why did we do it?

>>536235806
Easy 6/15
Suzuka and Rudolph dabbing on the npcs

Also for all the Gold Ship glazing this general did over the past month, she seemed pretty underwhelming, not sure why literally every single room had at least one if not two.
Only lost to her twice in 15 runs

See ya'll in group A, whatever that is

I will save Machan from her tragic fate and turn her into a perfect umawife

O MY GROUNDWORKS SPARK

>>536248470
If this artist isn't a woman then he's gay af

>>536248932
Oh, thanks

>>536248453
MLB Kita MLB Biko inherit spd then 4 stam cards

Can't believe I got gaslit into running graded instead of open
Oh well

This career sucks.

>>536248643
Wrong skill
This is the only Acceleration skill that works on Long CM because it triggers exactly at the last spurt for maximun effect. Its 4x stronger than any other one
Taishin is the only one with the gold version of it
Straightaway Spurt is the basic version and is still good enough at least but its annoying to get on anyone else.

So fucking close. If I land this training, I can just about crack 1100 speed. I just needed one or two more speed rainbows.

>>536249229
is that yoko uma?

I hope whoever at Cygames decided Night Owl needed to be in the game dies a very painful death

>>536248362
poor hons

What the fuck
You faggots never told me about this
So this is why this dumb fucking bitch keeps gving me hydrate instead of Gourmand

MATIKANEFUKUKITARU WILL BEAR ME GRANDCHILDREN

>>536247260
There's an Urara that has been going around that would have clobbered 99% of the metaslurps on /uma/, if you dream big enough anything can happen.
>>536248453
Borrow Biko MLB she's near Kitasan levels and better in some regards just with useless skills.

>>536249371
wit game

>>536249438
WILL YOUR GRANDCHILDREN HAVE HATS?

>>536249348
I'm going to blow my fucking brains out

>>536249371
I knew about this and I fucking hate when the agemasen cards start to speedrun their event chain before debut.

>>536248890
>>536249154
you do not need mlb SSRs except for creek

>>536249620
>>536249620
>>536249620
>>536249620
Look at this dud lmao

Do the umas mind if I already have a girlfriend?

>>536248559
Oh you probably mean it didnt complete the story events for the ticket. Yeah that's random and there's not much you can do about it

>>536248890
>>536249154
it's so over
guess I will cheese the speed and get my stamina with 3 gold recoveries

>>536249496
my Kitasan is 1LB, I would need to use her too if I borrowed Biko, right?

>>536249715
>sub 1200spd
it's glue

>>536249747
not if your girlfriend is willing to share

Can I survive medium with 700 stamina and 2 golden recovery skills?

>night owl x 3
>multiple sub 10% training failures
>accidently hit the bottom option after one of the failures
>Kitasan chain never started
Cygames owes me a 4th borrow today for giving me this shit fucking RNG this run.

>>536249790
Just use kitasan borrow, you need the consistency

I watched the brocked guy's new video. Dammit all I've been running Oaks (stam spark) instead of Derby (guts spark) not realizing the triple crown win matters more. All my parents... glue to hold together the bricks that are my account...

>>536249872
If theres no NiceNatures sure
Round 1 theres barely
Round 2 you will get crippled for the most part unless you sneak in your matches at the end of the day

>>536249872
The CM? If you're really lucky.

>>536249620
>don't overdo it
Lmao

>>536249715
>that speed
>not even 600 power
holy shit lmao
>b-but it's l-long! I don't need power! Plenty of time to accelerate!
Yeha plenty of time to accelerate to your pitiful top speed while everyone else crosses the finish line.

>She's not about to lose here
>7th
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>536249872
That’s the bare minimum. Debuffs might fuck you over

>>536249747
Nah dude. Girls are very chill about that kind of thing

Thoughts?

>>536249872
Wouldn't recommend.

>>536249872
It depends, my Teio at 800 stamina and two golds died just before the finish line but the room had two neichas and I didn't check to see if she failed wit checks.

>>536249860
>0% spd
>10% stam
>>>20% guts
obviously it can be better but you get my point

>>536249973
Explain, I do the same thing

>>536250121
>pace chaser
>1 start on the white that matters most
Glue

>>536250121
Almost amazing
no Distance spark, Ura finale or good G1 cooks it
But still pretty decent

>>536250258
This is definitely referencing some shounen manga I'm not familiar with.

What decks for the next CM? I'm thinking about going for 3 speed 2 stamina 1 wit

>>536249973
but what do they do...?

>>536250121
>style instead of distance
>no ura finale
>tenno
>1 star groundwork
Back into the mines lil bwo

>>536249973
I ran derby because most uma that have a forced race that day have to run it, and I care more about affinity than the 1 in 5 odds of a race spark.

>>536249362
It's Limbus getting a horse version of one of the dudes

>>536250374
The slop known as JJK.

Guys...
I'm starting to think Sakura Bakushin might be retarded...

>>536245095
Use my 5* Rudolf as an end closer again

>>536250374
If you don't know that panel then you have been sheltered from shounens and memes for a long long time

>last borrow of the day
>7 poor rests
>4 migraines
>3 mood down events
>2 night owls
>failed sub 10% training twice in a row
>one resulted in practice poor
>no maestro
>no curvature
>somehow still made it to URA
>1 wit spark, no URA finale, no long s

why does god hate me so much bwos? I'm so tired......

>>536250486
lmao

>>536250216
Getting the triple crown is worth 1 flat comparability on top of whatever races you have that match.
Run these races, you can skip the QE cup if you need to.

>>536250258
*teleports behind you*

>>536250216
better affinity

Jungle Pocket movie worth watching or should I just skip over to Oguri anime?

> Do 200 pulls on banner
> 6 Creek
> 1 Tazuna
Guess I'm not mlbing Tazuna

>>536250635
>relying on borrowed power
weak

>>536250635
God does not tread in gacha space
Tis a forsaken land

>>536244247
Narita Brian
Teio
Rudolf

>>536250438
>Wit
lol
wit is a luxury given that you need to think about maxxing speed and stam stats first before anything else
you can still do it but you need to highroll very hard to reach target stats while also doing wit training

>>536250791
Oguri got this!

More memes from our first taste of CM
I'm loving them all lol

>>536250374
JJK
This one is Dragon Ball Super

I'm having a dilemma anons, maybe you can help me...
I want to build an ace Falco, I already managed to get 1200 speed / 700 stam / 1100 Power, and A rank in turf too, but because I was using the Super tits card to get swinging maestro I could not cap power, should I just ditch swinging maestro and add more power cards? And maybe focus on making falco run in mile and dirt and ditch medium, but It feels like a waste to ditch medium... but she wont survive medium without golden recoveries

>>536250578
>worth 1 flat comparability
Wow. That will contribute greatly towards the 150 needed for double circle.

>>536250667
This is literally my race schedule for most mediums and longs that dont have forced conflicts, feels good to not be retarded.

>>536250121
Good, a 3* stam spark is a 3* stam spark, and a 3* pink is nice too even if its not distance. No URA Finals spark is unfortunate, but it's not bad at all. Nice work bro

>>536250578
kino...

>>536250791
God, i love this pic
Hopefully next CM gets more shitposts like this

>>536250767
fuck you

>>536250493
That is the 2nd stage of understanding BAKUSHIN
The next stage is realizing that she is only pretending

>>536250767
>oh no I ended up MLBing a card that is going to be meta for 6 years, woe is me, I wanted the card that will be obsolete in two months too!
Whine some more about your god-tier luck.

>>536250881
Every point counts, 150 is only barely better than 149 single circle.

>>536250492
Thanks, I heard about that one before.
>>536250516
I'm just out of touch, the only shounen I still follow is Kinnikuman.

>>536250216 >>536250440
>https://youtu.be/CNrEIuwOde4?t=313
Apparently double circly does not always mean double circle and getting the triple crown across many parents raises affinity by a lot.
>>536250887
I had been doing that except for the whole oaks/derby substitution. I still generally get double circle but now I'm doubting what the game shows me.

>>536251049
The +1 you waste running those races is absolutely nothing compared to the stat gain of even a single rainbow training session you could have done instead.

>>536250936
This is the most memes we will ever get because three week rapid fire cms for nearly two years is insane.

>>536250847
>you need to highroll very hard
That's how you prepare for CM

>when Bakushin is in top of you, she doesn't moan
>she just keeps repeating "Bakushin... Bakushin... Bakushin..."
>when she orgasms she just shouts at the top of her lungs "BAKUUUUUUUUUUUSHIIIIIIN"
I don't think this is going to work out guys.

>>536251190
For a parent getting extra in a stat is pointless unless it takes you over 600 or 1100.

You will not win. Accept hopelessness and defeat.

10 Liters of Eishin Flash

>>536251215
I can only get so erect

Kingu activating Prideful King and Beeline one after the other and destroying both Oguri and Gold Ship in the process was the defining moment of this CM for me. FIRST RATE

>>536251215
I don't see the problem

>>536251325
F2P here, won 3/5 races, got into group A

is it worth pulling on super creek if i only have 170 pulls, have her at LB0 already and basically just really need some SR dupes?

>>536251190
Doesn't matter because this is about parents and race uma (who want the stats) are essentially always evolutionary dead ends just like the average 4chan poster.

Why do memes from Reddit keep getting posted here?

>>536251190
You are building parents and grandparents not aces retard-kun.

>>536251452
I know this is fake because Prideful King never activates.

>>536251329
I'm going to pump 10 liters into Eishin Flash

>>536250791
Does musical shitposting count?

>>536251531
Why do you know that they're memes from reddit?

>>536251513
Yes, why not? As you say, you're pulling for SRs and MLB SRs are more important in the short term.

>>536251531
We love leddit here.

my only A rank from grinding gold ship recently
damn graded is no joke

>>536251325
F2p have 0 chances of winning Round 3
Round 1 is a given to anyone without mentally retardation levels of IQ
Round 2 is a toss up on how much autism you had to actually minmax your f2p dogshit
if you somehow still got to Round 3, expect to get smoked by the sweatiest 1200 1000 redshift pumpiron SFV Medium S Goldships you have ever seen in your life
Winning here as f2p is a miracle

>>536251728
How do I get you to stop shitposting with my wife?

>>536251531
Excuse you they're memes from the site formerly known as Twitter.

>>536251531
This general is just reddit but you can call people neighas.

Anyone got that 'i've been pretending to be retarded for so long it became natural' pic

>>536251728
I gather data from Reddit to see which Umas are Reddit and which Umas are not

What would be a good deck to try to cap speed and stamina with?

>>536250121
its ok, groundwork isnt completely useless for non front

>>536251897
that's it. you're getting raped

>>536251558
You don't love your Kingu enough.

>>536251827
Idk the cutoff isn't that bad, getting 3/5 in 8 chances is pretty generous, it will only filter out the people with 400 stamina horses this round imo.

Got to play my 1st Taurus races
Good lord i got obliterated.

>>536251513
is there another support card banner you see yourself pulling for soon, otherwise pulling 170 and not sparking is painful if you get no good SSRs

>WIN
>LOSS
>WIN
>WIN - PROMOTED TO GROUP A
>WIN
Is this any good for my first try?

>>536252051
I am actively considering joining with a random team and just jobbing for today's run of Taurus Cup.

>>536250907
I swear URA spark is less than 20%, I almost never see it

literally since when does doing optional races help with sparks? Is it just boosting compatibility or some other hidden gaslight mechanic?

>>536252165
yes, very good

will Taurus cup ever come back or are all the PvP events one and done forever?

>>536250667
Why am I running the QE instead of the JC in Classic? Why am I not running the AK in classic?

>>536251325
F2P here. Currently 17 wins out of 20 rooms.

>>536251827
Winning against drooling retards in round 1 has given me enough hopium to believe in my horses.

Yesterday I had an attempt get 2/5 wins but my team is very slapped together. I feel like if I get deported to group A I will get slaughtered relentlessly

>>536251961
make a spreadsheet, count effective training using friendship and training modifier and see for yourself

>>536252221
The naming scheme is recycled one time and then these races are retired forever, if you get the plat title twice then it gets an extra star.

Who?

>>536251856
hi

>>536252165
Yeah, as long as you didn't waste your best umas for it.

>>536246667
You're actually more likely to get a 3* if the stat is higher, the first threshold is 600, the next is 1100.

If you're trying to farm 3* then get as many stats over 600, a parent uma's job is to be a parent, not to race

>>536251325
This frame is out of context since he’s telling F2P to use meta Umas, bringing your favorite Umas is a whale only thing that F2P have 0 chance of winning with (they’re just gonna follow meta anyways).

>>536252228
I'm assuming it's to max out the number of potential sparks while not doing too many races and compromising on training.

>>536251827
>expect to get smoked by the sweatiest 1200 1000 redshift pumpiron SFV Medium S Goldships
i literally luckshitted a goldship run with those exact stats except skills as an F2P, and she carried 4/5 of my runs

>>536251513
i did 80 pulls and did not get a single speed SR. the shit i need the most.

12* stamina or 9* stamina and 3* speed? Would it make enough difference to push up from around the 1050-1100 mark up to max speed?

>>536251531
Gacha generals are pretty much Reddit honeypots these days

>>536252252
I'll be f2p in a few days so I can screenshot the store page and show off my aces

>>536252329
i also missed the dashing your dreams event all missions title. is that just a perma missbale as well?

>>536252182
G1 helps with compatibility and white sparks

>>536251827
I already beat whales with full MLB decks as a f2pchad though?

>>536248470
This but instead of McFatty it's King Halo after her Takamatsunomiya Kinen win and a shot of me watching from the audience.

>>536252489
speed sparks should be a non factor for you if you have an MLB kitasan

are yall still building taurus aces or have yall moved on to gemini aces

>>536252617
Guess what I don't have.

post something cute

>>536252550
Yeah that title is gone but the card returns in two years.
Titles dont matter outside of 4chan/discord/reddit dickwaving because people otherwise only see the title you present.

naicha...

>>536252649
My umas are too fucked for this CM so I might as well try for the next one.

>>536252368
Oh no i got exposed.

1/8

>>536252667
I don't need to remember her, I'm already always thinking about her

woah

More like Losing Ticket.

If I managed to get long A on my Maruzensky, there's a chance for her to have a long spark right?

>>536252654
i guess your only option is to borrow an MLB kitasan + 12* stamina parents

>anons getting cocky after beating unranked shitters in the qualifiers
Despair kino incoming

>>536252817
Yes

>>536252649
I need to start fresh with a white spark Uma to be honest. Those discounts go a long way for the end result and having parents with only like 2-3 skills each makes it harder to get more skills in the ace at the end.

>>536252836
You'd think that. But guess which unlucky cunt doesn't have a single copy of Super Creek in order to gain access to Maestro?

>>536249762
So there is a chance she doesnt give you that skill

>>536252732
2/8

>>536252706
my favorite art piece..

Grass Wife

>>536252940
>he rerolled for Fine Motion

>>536252860
Seeing a few people with self-described "perfect" golshits lose the coin flip is going to be so much better than reading this general picking on the casuals in the lead up rounds.
Literally the build up to the perfect salt harvest.

Has anyone managed to get 20/20 wins? rng always fucked me once every entry leaving me 16/20 with 0 flawless runs...

>>536252709
true, i think i will only focus on the archive, trophies and non-event titles
it looks like the missable ones just go away from the title page list anyway

Besides Tachyon and Suzuka is there another uma who wears pantyhose, I need a third leg slut for my CM team...

>>536253073
There's only one perfect Goldship.

>>536253065
>>he rerolled
Guess again.

>>536252996
3/8

>>536252564
Thank you based accurate info spreader. I'm still trying to figure how to actually prep for a CM. I wanna figure out things on my own but sometimes it's hard to keep track of all the layers upon layers of RNG.

I'm currently doing grandparent runs, looking for long sparks, doing as many G1s (following witbro's guidelines) as I can and trying to hit 600+ stam and power as much as possible. Is there anything I'm missing for my routine?

>>536252906
That's good, understanding that blues barely matter or are capstone/luckshitter achievement only is important in your grinding mindset development in this game.

>>536253174
>he didn't reroll
Soulful + may your account be blessed with a thousand SSRs (non-sparked).

I can't even beat Winning Ticket legend race, it's so over for me bros

Damn, I have never been lucky enough with sparks to double S, then get super unlucky with trainings and mood downs.
Could I actually use this in CM or is the speed and wit still too low to make it good?

>>536253198
4/8

I'm going to punch Tickezo in the cunt.

>>536253167
WhaleGOD...I kneel...

Is there a list of best uniques for CM2? For each running style

>>536253387
Wit is fine, if speed isn't like within 20 of cap then unfortunately the hors is probably glue.

>>536253454
That's our class rep...

>>536253201
not really. if you're following YOURE BROCKED guy's video, just gotta grind it out now. go forth machi-chan torena.

>>536253319
But ticket is complete shit
Get it together, bro

>>536253285
The marketing works, I always think of KFC whenever I see a white thumbnail webm.

>>536253415
5/8

>>536253167
>borrowing kita only because he has to borrow something even if he 100% owns it
Power flex

>>536253387
I've qualified with a barely faster uma than that (like, 1028 speed) and it didn't have Medium S. I believe with Medium S and Spring Runner, your uma would be faster than mine that qualified. The lack of acceleration skills might be your biggest issue.

>>536253515
S turf gets him a lot closer to cap though

>You want good unique skills
>But then it's impossible to get affinity

>an 1000/800/800/350/350, Medium A, w/ Cooldown skill that only on Long races
>beat me

How long until global gets Obey Your Master

>>536253776
umamusume issu rakku gemu

>>536253483
the uniques of your favorite umas

>>536253625
6/8

>>536253776
Preview of your final anon, have fun and remember it's just a game.

>>536253319
Anon posted it like 2 threads ago, the one you have to beat is Bourbon from the main story chapter 2, the derby race.
Put your ace(s) against her and post results.

>>536253727
you could try luckshitting them via grandparenting

>>536253813
Never sadly

Nakayama Festa looks like an addict and a gambler
That's amazing

>>536253727
how i see most people do is that they just put maru and the other unique skill parent as grandparents, and try to get as much affinity as possible with the rest of the line

>>536253853
7/8

>>536253167
uhhh but /uma/ told me this game wasn't p2w?

>>536254004
If you do this, try to land that 3* maru unique or you might hate life

If you had to prioritise only one, for an End Closer Narita Taishin, would you prioritise Shooting For Victory or Pumping For Iron?

I'm basically trying to decide which one is parented in and which one is grandparented in.

>>536253707
>>536253515
Maybe I'll try it in some rooms today. I'm just pissed I had two rainbow trainings for speed that were at least +50 and failed both at like 10%, plus the issues of getting night owl literally right before the summer camp, I'm just butthurt what could have been...

>>536252817
Just know that her skill is useless in long CM because the late race starts before the 3rd corner so by the final corner everyone should be top speed.

thank you curren chan.
864824316498

>>536253959
I think she'd let you cum inside her and she'll just say "Thanks bro." and proceeds to hoboshuffle away

>>536253167
>yaeno muteki
wtf isn't that card ass?

>>536254080
8/8

>>536254172
I had the same issue. Absolutely cruising to max speed and then get slapped down by the long dick of RNG.

>>536253167
Why do people take PvP so seriously in a game where you will always have the advantage if you throw money at it

>>536254245
Only 8* URA? I'll pass.

>>536254132
parent pump and grandparent shooting, encroaching shadow and narita's unique already do most of shooting's work

>>536254278
I still think T-face is much more frightening than T-head.

>>536252990
There's a chance the story events for the card dont all appear in one career, in which case you dont get the opportunity to get the skill hint. You know there's 3 story events per SSR card, and you get the skill hint on the last one. But it's random which events you'll get in any career, so yeah you might use Super Creek card but then you might not get all 3 of her story events so no Swinging Maestro.
And for some cards like Special Week SSR the skill hint in the 3rd story event is random too, so even if you get all 3 story events in 1 career she might only give you Hydrate instead of Gourmand. That's why Special Week doesnt give Gourmand as often, there's 2 rolls and you have to land both to get it

>>536254290
because it's fun

>>536254228
What uniques are useful for a long front runner?

>>536254390
I could've sworn I read that Encoraching Shadow is weak on this current CM course because of the last spurt starting on a corner.

>>536253073
I have already accepted my fate. I just want more Suzuka wins to post even if I lose the series.

not sure if i want to continue buying the monthly pack cause its kinda expensive. 7*12 dollars is like 85 dollars per year. Im going to play this for 5 years and thats like 450 dollars for recycled content and just power basically which doesnt mean anything.

>>536254260
When you can max out stats with other MLB SSR cards she is good because she feeds you strong skills at max hint level constantly

Do you have to actually win the race for it to count towards your affinity?

>>536254570
oh yeah and i bet you won't buy the option for free sparks reroll either

>>536254595
Just having MLB SSRs doesn't let you max out stats. That's some insane luck to get those stats while running a dead weight power card.

Is mcqueen stamina card actually good?

>Maruzensky
>Oguri
>MejRyan
>Taiki
>Rudolf
>Falcon
Are there any other uniques worth inheriting or is that all?

>>536254670
Would you trust Dia to rim you

>>536254682
yes, 1st place or no legacy benefits

>>536254798
sure, use with no worries

>>536254798
for long yes

make sure to follow good breeders now before they max out

>>536246050
sex

>>536246993
Yeah I am moving to open as well. Not worth going into graded. I have enough B horses to manage it next month. Graded is for the sweats and riches.

What the fuck is wrong with McQueen, RNG just fucked me over so hard I failed entire run right after debut. Holy Fuck I have never seen a loss this catastrophic before

>>536254790
>insane luck
yes

bwos...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=073Ny5fVcik

>>536253167
>Turf A
it's glue...

>>536254810
who wouldn´t?

>>536254260
It is good MLB, it has all the generic track skills and gives 5 hints every time.

>>536246993
Graded League is for whales and P2W players
don't stress about it

Something about this uma that makes me want to violently breed her

>>536254968
wtf is oguri doing there

>>536254004
I've been doing this and let me tell you that getting both the grandparents unique as well as medium S in the same run is very infuriating.

>>536253776
I just lost to this too and am mad

>>536245095
Going to Open League. Graded League is just too many rich people or sweats.

>>536254908
I just started a new run and she immediately ate shit at 3% and 1% trainings, is this game bugged?

>>536255053
Cingrey s2 shilling

>>536254968
Why is Gold City shilled so much? Dev waifu?

>>536254927
what the fuck anon?

>>536255075
THANK YOU SHIRAOKI

>>536255040
I wish to be crushed between her powerful thighs

>>536254927
>that ending
nyo..........................

>>536254968
Oguri is gonna eat the whole damn cake before anyone reacts

>>536255053
you're seeing that cake bro?

>>536245095
To win it of course

>>536246102
I haven't felt the impact whatsoever, out of like 20 matches only 3 Evil Nature teams actually won.
Every other time they just eat shit

>>536254968
I only know one uma in this picture

>>536254790
>Specialty Priority 50% or more
>Luck
It's not that hard to max out stats when you have good cards that are MLB'd

>>536254937
the original choreographers for that song probably didn't account for cows to be dancing to it...

>>536254810
yes sir

I just lost 3 maiden races in a row. I erased that run from the timeline.
Sorry Fuku

>>536250953
>>536251043
Bit salty aren't we?

>>536255357
bold of you to assume that they cared about that "issue" to begin with

>>536254968
Cute Chrono

Whatever you do, DO NOT post that Chiyo sound file

>>536255376
rip 3* stam

>>536255435
Salt?

which umas would kill people to save their trainer?

anyone here actually went 20-0?
i went 19-1 but i swear that loss is only because my uma got blocked

>get S Medium Gold Ship with LV4 speed before the third year started due to good bond placements all junior year
>gets barely 1000 speed near end of career because sudden no rainbows for the last seven turns
I had MLB Kitasan, MLB Sweep, MLB Flash and LB0 Suzuka and the bitches decidee that they would all rather be Wit cards. MLB Cafe is the only Uma that actually sticks to her specialty.

>>536255484
I'll post this mp4 instead then

>>536255337
>reddit tachiyon

>>536247045
Stop posting this image.

>>536254937
why is this middle-aged gorilla allowed to enroll into a high school?

Is Matikanefukukitaru into Tachyon specifically for christmas Oguri or is it a good starting point for everything?

https://youtu.be/Iz1xs-gZF-g

Umamusume is a horror game

how many medium sparks should i go for to get S from A?

>>536255053
She's the GOAT

>>536254990
Do they eventually make any changes to Champions League? Or does it still stay Graded Vs Open?

>>536249056
Based

>>536255815
hahhahaahahahahahahaha

>>536255714
nishishi~

>last borrow of the day
>turn 2 Night Owl
>4th in the debut race
You will never be able to convince me that borrowed runs aren't rigged to lose.

>ugly hair
>stupid outfit
>annoying as shit
>useless third wheel ruining hayahide and taishin's events with here mere presence
>will cover your cock with tears and make it all sore
I hate her so much it's unreal
I want her event to end to get pieces of a better girl and turn hers into clovers

>>536254260
It gives you hint 4 discount on all her skill events

>>536255525
I already have a 9* stam Maru