Thread 536477287

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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Narita Brian (3*), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Vivlos (Alt 3*)
Next Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Admire Groove (SSR), Stay Gold (SSR)
New Umamusume announcement:
>Admire Groove
8/24: 4.5 Anniversary Campaign:
>Login bonus (Max 3000 Carats) & 3000 Carat gift
>Free 10 rolls for 10 days
>Limited missions & shop items
>Trainer's Note release
9/1: New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
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Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
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https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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rolling for meta > rolling for feefees
numbers game

seeing Daiwa's twintails bob and fly around during her last spurt is really fun to look at

cute

What the fuck is wrong with Still in Love

>RAPES YOU
https://files.catbox.moe/l2m06e.mp4

my wife and my mistress

>just win 11 optional races on a late surger and get a 3* blue spark :)
witgod you are killing me

is there a spechan version of this?

I love dilfs.

>All these "proud F2P" umadachis that get really anxious about their uma roster or support deck
Just swipe and do daily pulls.
Pulls will be 66% off.
If you want to spark a banner you'll even turn a potential 30k carat bill into a 29k one.

>>536477606
>All these "proud F2P" umadachis that get really anxious about their uma roster or support deck
are they in the thread with us right now, or do they only exist in your head?

>>536477086
Retarded tranny. Nobody plays Uma to look at numbers lmao

I don't think the endless meta chase is for me, bros. I'm just going to field my favorites every cm and if that means I only get 1 or two platinum titles a year then it can't be helped.

>>536477379
What is a funyaka and why is it happy
What is a hunyaka and why is it lucky

Everyone will be running end closers in CM2, right? So there will be a lot of blocking and boxing. Wouldn't groundwork be a good skill to take then? You proc it, and you are slightly ahead at the start, so instead you block everyone else.

>>536477653
Very hostile reply, how did my post make you feel?

>>536477657
I do

>>536477660
it's not worth the time commitment

>grind 200+ careers for 9* parent
>finally get one
>its from a failed URA run

Yep, that's another Lone Wolf user cucked

>>536477498
>>536477658
Is there one for TM Opera?

>>536477658
h-hayai
thanks!

>lost debut race
>2nd sleep deprived
>placed 2nd in Satsuki Sho with 400 Speed, 300 Stam, Corner Recovery
Brian was a mistake.
Give me back my 50 paid carats.

What the hell is happening with the uma db?
None of the uma's are on the profiles what the page says they are.

Is it broken or how slowly does this piece of shit update?

>>536477657
>Nobody plays Uma to look at numbers
Either you haven't been to this general the past 4 days or you're tripping balls on F2P copium.

>bites trainer at first meeting
>one just greets you at your dorm's front door
more like Still Insane
this girl has MASSIVE issues

>>536477706
most likely only 3-4 end closers per field of 9, so you'll still get pushed back to 5-6th even with a good start

How's everyone doing in round 2?

>>536477706
Taking groundwork for end is a meme unless literally no one else runs late surgers as well.

>>536477767
not much of anything desu
maybe a small amount of pity

Yeah
Goldship+Nice Nature

all a man needs

>>536477660
>means I only get 1 or two platinum titles
lmao you're not getting shit

Wait what, you can force Mayano into being an end closer?

>>536477971
Not the only thing I force into Mayano...

>>536477971
Yeah, she's got B endcloser so you just need 1* to make it work

>>536477706
dead wrong, it's front runners all the way.
CM2 is the start of years of front runner meta, since seiun sky will be released in 2 weeks
groundwork is a front runner skill, that's why people keep talking about it.

>>536477971
Mayano can basically do anything you want her to if you invest for it. She has a pretty all rounder proficiency setup.

How exactly do I build a long horse? Without it being frustrating? Going for 1200 stam is hard enough but then you could just lose the career

>>536477794
*puts Lone Wolf on every uma in my triple ace team*
Wolves rape in a pack

>>536477971
She's very compliant to her Torena's desires

>>536477971
You can make Haru Urara win Arima Kinen, why wouldn't you be able to make Mayano an end closer?

This room had no frontrunners or pace chasers besides my rice shower.

>>536477971
She even gets an epithet for running all the strategies

no gachapin is pretty grim. a measly 10 free pulls

>>536478069
...Anything?

>>536477971
but why
its cute seeing her leading the pack

>>536478106
wrong thread japfag, you're in uma global

>last ticket to CM
>0 wins so far
>VS an oguri with 1200/1100/1000
:')))

>>536478141
She's an impressionable young girl, of course.

>>536477794
I enjoy cucking lone wolfs more than I like getting it proccd.

>>536478106
Gachapin as in the roulette? How Cygenerous™ can the roulette get?

I apologize, I didn't know your game.

>>536478078
it's kinda easy as long as your trainee has +20% stamina or speed gain

>>536477469
Bros, I don't want to be SiL trainer anymore...
I don't want to spend the rest of my life in her basement...

We speedran the loss of innocence with all the meta maxxing. Such is the life of a server 4 years behind.

>>536478339
>DISTANCE

IT'S UP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3DIbvqVkxY

REMINDER

THERE'S NO TIME TO REST. GET BACK TO GRINDING.

step 1
have 18 stam spark parents

>>536478387
I'll gladly take your spot then

>>536478387
https://files.catbox.moe/erc2ha.mp4
YOU CAN'T RUN FROM HER

>>536477859
It's over for me.

>>536478498
Yanderes are cringe

>>536475383
how come my horse ride was called middling reddit tier when the thread unequivocally said she was top tier fat ugly bastard service.

>>536478498
>>536477469
shit this is getting scary
had to turn on all my lights

remember you must quit the game if you place poorly

23429393
CM2 test

My horses suck but i still wanna try just to check how the race goes.

>>536478438
I only trust the wit god.

Hello fellow trainers, today is

i dont understand why gold ship keeps winning pvp races even when she's not the uma with the best skills or stats in the lobby.
is her unique skill completely broken?

>>536477469
>>536478498
Holy fuck

>>536477859
I got cucked out of 200 carats by rng so I bought some carats to come out ahead.

swiss horses

>>536478587
mcqueen rims fat old trainers once she's past her prime

So, are we getting CM every three weeks in global?

I'm going insane.

>>536477498
>>536477658
>>536477802
Where do you anons get these? like twt or pixiv artist link?

>>536478791
monthly event in jp for first two years of the game, and we are accelerated.

>>536478662
end closers get hit less by debuffs (since most debuffs only affect horses ahead)
and they get a speed bonus in the final spurt to allow them to catch up with the front

>>536478578
This
It's a woman bro
Just punch her in the mouth lmao

>>536477287 (OP)
>/uma/ lied
>Alot of anons lost due to 2 debuffer uma team
Was it worth backstabbing your /uma/bros for a little bit more carats?

>>536478941
nekopon spotted

>>536478791
get ready for some real burnout

>>536478791
better have your parents finished already for 3 CMs ahead
otherwise you're falling further and further behind

>>536478941
yes, definitely
do you even need to ask?

>>536470271
>koniara
dude, don't even get me started, prices are fucked for us, that 5K carrots pack 69.99$ on steam costs like 260zł, and on mobile 400zł, 1.5x, this is ridiculous, don't ever purchase mobile

>>536478594
>>536478680

>>536478941
Yes. I will do it again.

I'm so fucking sick of seeing faggot tourists coming into this thread trying to pretend they seriously play the game without engaging in character building and stat autism. Congrats you told the entire thread that you decided to ignore a good 75% of what makes this fun just to play the same careers over and over again.
Uma's are great and the stories in careers are pretty great, but there's only so much you can do, and I refuse to believe these retards bragging about not grinding for PvP or sparks or a good deck are seriously playing this game for longer than a month once the actual story runs dry.

I'm not saying you need to be a hardcore daily min maxxer /cuma/tard, but I genuinely don't believe any actual fan of this game plays without at least trying to build a deck and have some kind of team build.

>>536478979
buy an ad already

>>536478864
the only ones I have are ones saved from here

>>536478790
and she hates it.

>>536478941
Is there a reason you keep posting this? Trying to build engagement for your Twitter or something?

lmao even

>>536479053
0-5
1-4
1-4
1-4

>>536478775
what big races do the swiss have?

>still in love bro
Yeah?
Here's your answer

didn't read all that

>go gold ship ace double debuff
>0-5
>0-5
>fuck it, go double front+teio
>5-0

>>536478941
This place never collectively suggested double debuffer though?

>>536479115
Hope you can make it to the B final tomorrow...

>>536478680
Get back to the fucking operation Doctor

>>536478790
You know who gladly rims Trainers when they're past their prime?

>>536479227
Dont you mean A

>how much rng do you want in your game
>all of it
Every single race bad morale piece of shit chinese ass looking faggot game. Literally every single one
I got what i wanted tho. And it was a learning experience

The Medium S makes a huge difference. Its non negotiable
I will never fall for the lone wolf on debuffer ever again, lone wolf goes in your ace because it prcos most of the time anyway

so i tried jp and basically it becomes impossible to lose because the enemy umas never got power crept so you will literally distance them every race.

Im going to assume that game launch URA would be peak difficulty cause after this it becomes goo goo gaa gaa tier where you steam roll everything and it stops being a roguelike because of how easy it is and turns into an autobattler.

i like chapter 3 so much that i rewatched the episode 12 again
fuck im bawling so much, you can do it TICKEZOOOOOOO!!

>>536478918
>Just punch someone who can casually run at highway speeds bwo
>I'm sure nothing bad will happen

My golshi lost to this one in CM2 test
I KNEEL gutsgod.

Dream Journey will protect me from Still in Love

I used 2 CM attempts when I woke up earlier and got thrashed 0-5 both times
Anyway take a look at this Opera I tried to make for Gemini cup
Any good?

>>536478519
It's okay Anon, so long as you ran at least one of your favorites, you'll do better next time. I know it probably sounds pretentious considering picrel, but I really do like Oguri and Rudolf (and yes, Goldship is here because meta, I refuse to run my horse if they don't have their signature costumes)
>>536478729
...How did you even manage that? Did you waste all your carats on Narita Brian or something?
>>536479053
Oof

>>536479417
Your Long S?

>>536479357
what is a donkey doing in horse racing game

>one of the stories of SiL addresses how lax the guards in tracen are
>she breaks in
>meanwhile
>guard A: The girls in Tracen are really well behaved huh? No one ever breaks the curfew
>guard B: This job is so boring, man

>>536479053
anon post something that isn't your nice nature

The next CM will be a GUTSchad meta

>>536479230
Amiya? Do donkeys count as uma musume too?

>>536479128
The Swiss Derby (normal turf) and the probably most well known is the St. Moritz White Turf races (on a frozen lake). Today is the harness racing championship. Right now a normal turf race takes place

>>536479518
thats my golshi...

Three more weeks...

>>536478791
It would be nice if we could have an extra guest borrow per day.

>>536477287 (OP)
skip»»

>run going well
>training level 5 before senior summer, get to almost 800, consistent 2+ on a rainbow before summer
>only 1 rainbow at most during senior summer
>fail a <10% failure rate training
>practice poor + mood down
>spend a turn on recreation to get mood back up
>try training again
>FAIL again
>mood down + practice poor again
This shit has to be rigged. There has to be some condition that states that if you're an F2P, your run WILL go bad during senior year. You're not getting above 900 in any stat. You're not going to win any race. Nada.

letsgoooo

Mambo

>>536479593
Idyllic

>>536479596
post it uncropped them anon

>>536479276
>The Medium S makes a huge difference. Its non negotiable
Yeah that and left handed make a huge difference from what i've noticed. My best Ace was a Goldship who only had 1100 speed, 900 stam with 1 gold recovery, and abysmal power, but medium S along with left handed and spring runner. Not even medium corners or straights
Got to round 2 and finals both first attempts, only lost like 2 races between both tries.

>>536479493
okay but what do you expect humans to do against uma musumes?

>>536479417
You need at least 420 guts bwo

>>536479417
Straightway Spurt?
Long S?
Not to mention the firm conditions, sunny, kyoto etc

Its not bad, maybe you make it to finals with it, but there's no way you win

>>536479612
You didn't really expect Cygames to do anything to make up for the accelerated schedule did you? The entire point of global release is to do a quick squeeze of some whales then get the EOL out of dodge. No point being upset about a game that won't even be around in a year.

>>536479163
Don't mind me while I'm away, just shooting my goo goo babies inside Super Creek...

>milf will never be a racer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMiz-qlTFZI
Why even live

>>536479745
>spurt
Nigger it's pretty obvious the Opera isn't an End

>>536479745
>Straightaway spurt
>On a late surger/pace chaser
laughingwhores.jpg

>>536478791
It's half funny as half depressing as anyone with an ounce of foresight can see what this will do to the casuals. We'll eos in 2 years.

>>536479745
>straightaway spurt
>on a pace chaser

>>536479685
It's just bad luck, it's easy to feel like the game likes to kick you in the balls occasionally after giving you candy when all you expect is for a good run to be good the whole time.

Explain how two ace runners with nice natie would be better than just one ace with two debuffers?

>>536478864
>>536479054
>>536477795
https://mega.nz/folder/CIEhWSCR#TSJlY7SD6vIA1w5zl4WGPA

>>536479745
are you just parroting whatever people said? do you know which uma can actually USE spurt???

>>536479901
If you're brocked, you're brocked.

>>536479037
Lots of people didn't qualify so now they're coping instead of just dropping a couple hundred bucks to stay PvP viable.

>>536479901
Because your single Ace will get brocked or not proc accel skills or not proc recovery skills and die

wife

>>536479714
Its pretty comfy

>>536479901
Well, I personally think NN is useless because she doesn't hit end runners

>>536479921
What the fuck is wrong with this horse, and why do I need to wait 3 years to find out?

>>536479705
can you block yourself?

>>536480082
That one looks like golshi

>>536479493
It could be that most umas are actually well behaved (mostly) and their ridiculous behavior gets amped once (You) get involved.

>>536479037
There's lots of retards that play boardgames without knowing any of the rules or figuring out how the game actually works. Why wouldn't these retards exist in Uma?

why did I get so much energy? it was just a normal recreation in junior year no special event. I looked through support card effects but I don't think I saw anything that could cause this

>>536479530
ok cool
now add two gold recovery skills to both of them

god help me i might start watching real races irl

>>536479847
>>536479857
>>536479881
>>536479926
You remind me of those faggots that all get together everytime someone makes a spelling mistake.
I forgot pace chasers can't use it, then again 90% of the people are going to be building End/late horses so that Opera is even less valuable

>>536477859
I just need to win some more. I believe.

which parrent should i train for the next CM, /uma/ tachi?

>>536479601
ngl the browns in the game don't look good. King Kamehameha concept looks good though.

>>536479897
That shit has been happening to me for all my runs during CM. Of course on top of me getting absolutely whopped during CM not to mention TT.

apparently all the whales in jp are exclusively sharing 9* speed uma. This must mean that 9* stam global farmers are bricked

>>536479705
900 carat get

>>536480206
How about you don't try to give people advice if you're retarded?

>>536479919
Umazing!

>>536479730
tranq darts?

>>536479919
holy hell, I'm eating good
thanks anon!

>>536480190
Anon, the energy from the shrine is random.
It's either:
>Modest fortune(10 energy)
>Good fortune (20 energy)
>Great fortune (30 energy)

>>536480261
browns never look good

>>536480281
nah blue sparks don't matter anymore in JP, it's all about the whites and pinks baby

What the fuck, it's another Hot Spring ticket with King. You can't make this shit up. I'm in simulation. I legit only had like 5-6 runs with her, and she gave me 3 tickets already.
I was actually thinking about it before this career, is she going to give me another ticket? And she did. God got a funny sense of humour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK8844NJgho
Edit when

>>536480190
If you get shrine, you roll for 10-30 energy AND roll to dispel one negative condition. Your trainee is literally drawing the luck and showing it to you.

>>536480432
explode

>>536480432
She is /uma/wife after all

>>536480281
>>536480401
Oh no, whatever will I do, the parents I build now might be less useful in *checks notes* 4 years, aka 3 years after the game is EOL anyway.

TEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Maru what the fuck

>>536478654
I just do this on all umas that allow me to + optional races in case they have some hidden reward.
For example, Teio gives you 25 (affected by mood so 33 on great) speed and power for the Senior Spring Triple Crown.

>>536480293
Like you are doing now?

>>536480258
forgot pic

Why am I not getting rainbows while CM is up? I can't build anyone, is there a secret to trigger them with kita-san?

>>536480342
>>536480490

whoops you're right, it's been so long since I got great fortune that I forgot

>>536480438
I like her a lot

>>536478941
>1 ace + 2 debuffers
>that one ace is low mood, boxed, or skill doesn't proc
>lose
That's obvious

>>536480206
>calling people faggots for being called out on giving the wrong advice
how low are you that you can't even admit that you are wrong?

I'm going to punch Tickezo in the cunt

Medium S onegai

>>536480281
>1500+ stats
God the powercreep must be insane coming up in the next year or so.

>>536480529
eol is next year bwo

>>536480546
>on all Umas
You got really good race combo events for Opera, Teio and perhaps Golshi
Rest are irellevant

>>536480135
You cant just call ever grey horse Goldshi

>>536480569
tickezo love

>>536480647
And what is 4-3?

>>536479842
no way she would get up on a stage to umapyoi. so of course she got the non playable.

But /uma/ told me he's a fraud?

>>536480548
Name one thing I said that's close to as retarded as telling a pace chaser to build spurt.

>>536479919
thanks took em all

>>536480640
hope your credit card is ready

>>536480569
She's growing on me. Does feel like legitimate special needs, however.

I want to fix her.
I want to be her family and love her and make her realize that she SHOULD be loved. I will love her for all those years she pushed people away. I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her

Silly german honse you're supposed to be naked in the hot springs

this made me sad

i need a black uma

>>536480687
I'll be impressed when he wins 5 at 22:00 against tryhards not hours farming shitters.

>Do an opera career
>it feels real good career wise
>"ah fuck it ill put her into the CM team, not like she can help my terrible team thats not build for this (noone has swinging maestro or enough stamina to really compete)
>she gets me that 1 first win
I feel.... happy with this

Rejoice!!
today is

MARVELOUS

SUNDAY!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s

>>536480687
which card have Gounnand on Grass?

>>536480829
>black uma
>end closer

What were they thinking with the gold ship secret event?
Why the hell would you bother with the charming option in senior year?

>>536480616
you are right, i made a mistake
i apologize for my mistake
i should have paid more attention to the pic that was posted
i hope to still be able to post in the horse racing videogame general

>King Gaylo MLB support
>60 special priority
>rarely any rainbows
>spends most of my uma's career in guts by herself
This is why your mother doesn't like you!

>>536480895
Event Special Needs. Hope you weren't a Kitasan reroller.

>>536480687
>urara meme
lmao

>>536480829
the best you can get is Okinawa brown with sexo latina asses

>>536480075
>going back together with trainer
>brings up her mother doing the same exact thing with her father
That’s cute.

>>536480956
>>spends most of my uma's career in guts by herself
And you still won't take the hint?

spot the sea posters

>>536480941
>horse
We don't do that around here

I'm in the Round 2 B League, barely managed to squeeze in a 4 Win, now I get to the B League Finals, gonna get a whooping to my ass

>>536477859
barely won 3, probably getting cooked in the finals. I just can't win against a decent goldship

>>536480662
Yeah, but you're gonna either have to compromise and go for the crowns (and have at least two races be guts) and have consistency in white G1 sparks or randomize it and have lower compatibility and sparks overall for your parents.
This game really has too much RNG and depth for a fucking gatcha.

>>536480640
the next scenario bumps max stats up to 1300 for everything and 1800 for wit, and that's only a few months away

>>536479864
>the casuals
Who the fuck cares? Whales bring i. 90% of the revenue.

>>536480687
>not queuing first hour

>>536481037
This one >>536481037

mambu

>>536481025
Spe love!

>>536481135
Whales need krill.

>>536480992
fucking slant eyes jap dev piece of shit with their limited time reward

>>536481109
>he doesnt race 15 races per run and wins 95% of them
You got some shit parents my friend

pls be honest... before i waste all my attempts, can my rudolf end up in group A? I was pretty content with her but im getting seriously trashed. Im not even group B at the moment.

>>536481216
same

>>536477287 (OP)
peeing in the pool again

>>536480687
This guy has jewish nose

>>536480191
>ok cool
>now add two gold recovery skills to both of them

You love to see it

Post the cutest UMA

>>536481109
>This game really has too much RNG and depth for a fucking gatcha
This wouldn't be too big of an issue since it has been marketed as having roguelike features hidden behind a raising simulator package if it weren't for the regular sweat CoMpetitions. Sure actually being able to use the Uma you lovingly trained and race for something after the career is over is great and all, but when it gets competitive and you have to be the absolute best or else you're a shitter, the experience quickly sours.

>>536478662
end closers have an innate bonus to their max velocity and because they start from the back and dodge all debuffs they easily have the most stamina, allowing them to run from the outside and still be able to clutch a win

>>536481131
>1800 for wit
Good thing I invested in fine motion coin.

>>536481237
It's anywhere from 14 to 20 depending on the uma and how the run's going tbqh fampai

>>536481264
Low on wit but yeah, she could. How is your nice nature doing

>>536481341
>but when it gets competitive
>the experience quickly sour
this is enough to sum up 99% of pvp related activities.

CM is a tiny portion of the game

>>536480992
so i am cucked out of the 3 gold stam skills huh

>>536481109
this game becomes easy and chill later on when they give everyone access to a chink bot

>>536481264
I got in with mine (on the right) so...
I think you have better skills than me too, except i have Gourmand instead of Breath

>>536481380
why is she doing the nipple heart pose?

>>536481356
Run? Career wise i got couple 8 * 7-8 Uras
CM wise its A finals obviously.

During this and next legend race im getting three 2 stars to 3 and gonna start breeding them in.

>>536480291
>>536479705
3 Aces is King, fuck /uma/ disinfo campaign
Congratulations

>>536478662
>End closer conserves stamina by default since you just hang in the back while everyone else is trying to run
>You also coincidentally dodge most debuffs since you're hanging at the back
>By the time you actually start accelerating and using stamina, everyone else is running on fumes while you still have half a tank of gas left.
Not that hard.

>Gourmand
>Swinging Maestro
>Calm and Collected
>Breath of Fresh Air
>1200 Stamina
>800 Speed
>400 Wit
>Deep Breaths
>Long S, Pace Chaser S
Is it okay to aim for these?

>>536481017
I am cum

They should make Uma-Trainer harness races a thing

>SEA hours
>"f2ps exist solely to get farmed by whales" doomposting starts up again
it's like fucking clockwork

>>536481456
shitter cope. cm is like 90% of the reason to keep you playing this game

Air Groove unconsciously acting like Admire Groove's mom is so funny.

>>536481574
would this be cycling or wheelchairs for umas

>>536481482
>this game becomes chill when you don't have to play anymore
I mean, I don't not get the appeal, I used to play IdleRPG on EsperNet too... but why are you bothering to play now if you don't want to actually play?

>>536481574
BBBRRRAAAAPPPPPPP

We're gonna get anime Oguri because of Cin Grey Season 2 right?

>>536481574
>The trainer fucking them while they race

>>536481026
I'm a married man!

>>536481554
Yeah, good luck buying all those skills while still having points leftover for speed boosts though.

>>536478662
I feel the game is kinda rigged against front runners atm unless they are like super strong.

>>536477859
40/60 with my shitty F2P team

>>536481574
Harness racing was a bit boring when I was watching it last week. Seems much less likely for clutch moments to happen.

>>536481613
kinda sad bro
next you are gonna say that club rankings matter

>>536481493
Don't worry about it.

>>536481582
Explain how that's wrong? Why would 99% of the playerbase dropping the games result in EoS if the remaining 1% is what drives almost all revenue?

>>536481554
Seems overkill on recovery skills, slow and hard to hit both Long and Pace S.
Just aim for 2 recoveries and 1k speed + Long S, on top of stamina cap.

>>536478662
>stays in the back
>less stamina drain
>avoids debuffs
>starts accelerating right as you hit the last spurt
>inherited accelerations/velocity trigger
>zooms past everyone

If you want to beat an end closer, stretch the pack so she has alot of distance to cover in the end.

If i don't have enough skill points for all skills, should i be picking more (but one circle) or less (but double circle)?

>>536481574
that looks gay. if they really want to do that just bring back chariot races.

>>536481682
Anime Oguri and Obey Your Master banner released simultaneously in global.

>>536481632
Put an uma on a bike and the trainer in one of those baby bike carriages. DIMES

>>536481329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4eU1pM4Bzo

somehow, even though my umas were built like cripples with no actual meta skills and nature only having mystifying murmur, goldship manage to snag one win
thanks natie
>how crippled
the only ssr in their decks during URA was a borrowed MLB kitasan lmao, it's all R

>You're a shitter just coping if you can't win CM and aren't even trying
>You're a no-life tryhard if you think CM is the only thing that matters in this game

>>536481825
Who is Obey Your Master?

>>536477859
57/60 overall. Better than expected, so my goal is reached even if i draw the short RNG stick and only get 900 carats in the final because i ended up facing that one Goldship with (basically) triple capped stats.

where are my doberchads
luv me a good tsundere

FUCK YOU CYGAMES

>>536481760
The coolest thing about them is that they race over the whole width of the track. Its not just a conga line of horses

>>536481886
CinGrey uma
Competes in Japan Cup

>>536481778
See
>>536481856
>>536481757
It is worth playing the game and trying to win.

>>536481952
That's still a very good grand-grand parent.

>>536477859
about to do my last ticket for the day, 1/15 so far. so better than expected for a team thats like not build for this.

>>536481952
Ouch

>>536481802
My train of thought would be
>if you are raising a parent pick more but single circle
>if you are raising an ace pick less but double circle

I had the same doubt last week so please someone correct me if i am wrong

>>536481216
Also, Daiwa Sexxx

>>536481886
Cinderella Gray OC, based on Pay The Butler

anyone got chibi oguri headbanging on the jukebox screen?
>>536481825
COME CRAWLING FASTER
OBEY YOUR MASTER
YOUR LIFE BURNS FASTER
OBEY YOUR MASTER

MASTER

MASTER OF PUPPETS I'M PULLING YOUR STRINGS
TWISTING YOUR MIND SMASHING YOUR DREAMS
BLINDED BY ME YOU CAN'T SEE A THING
JUST CALL MY NAME 'CAUSE I'LL HEAR YOU SCREAM

MASTER

MASTER

JUST CALL MY NAME 'CAUSE I'LL HEAR YOU SCREAM

MASTER

MASTER

>>536481757
How is that a shitty team?

>>536481802
depends on the skill but second circle is just half the stats just go for quantity if they're all good I guess

>>536481886
>he didnt watch the experimental animation OVA
https://youtu.be/1YVAN4QWBTg?si=V588k44kEd6nS9N5

>Training an ace
>Senior inspiration
>No distance S
Remind me why I shouldn't quit the run at this point?
>B-b-but you need to finish to see your sparks!
They'll be trash even with good RNG because it wasn't a parenting run. Next?
>B-b-but your fans! Danchou isn't gonna be happy if you keep quitting run!
I already have 2x his fans. Any others?

Unlike a bad stat spread which could theoretically correct itself in just a few turns of triple rainbows, as soon as that second inspiration hits, all you get 80% of the time is the knowledge that your run is already worthless and there's no point continuing. Real nice game design you got there.

>>536482059
It's actually the opposite. You double circle the skills you want to become white sparks because it raises the white spark appearance rate. The extra circle is usually not worth the extra points on a racer so you only buy it at a significant discount or when you have nothing else to buy.

>>536481952
You can use her to increase the chances of those sparks down the family tree. But it does suck, yes.

>>536481778
F2P should just leave UMA for other games, shits gonna be funny with uppity paypigs actually faces only discord IT whales and trustfund babies and oil barons

I challenge you to name a more perfect female body.

>>536482021
How does that invalidate anything? Congrats you beat your own fellow f2p shitters you're still an npc that only exists to be clubbed when a whale comes around.

You still didn't answer the question, btw. Why would 99% of the playerbase dropping the game cause EoS if they don't contribute towards the revenue?

I'm going to Firm her Condition, if you know what I mean.

>>536481804
But can you customize your chariot to be more aerodynamic?

>Six (6) fucking night owls
>Three (3) training limited events
>Failed a 2% 130 stat summer training
>Still end with these stats

Fuck me and fuck the layers upon layers of rng in this game
This could have been THE run

>>536482301
corpse

>>536482301
>perfect
>no tits

>>536480261
do you happen to have a high rez of her official concept? She does look very good but everything I find you can count the pixels

>>536482301
Anyone training Rice for the next cm?

>>536482214
Ah ok, i thought the double circle made a big difference.
Thanks

the price of rainbow speed

>already has a cushy model job
>still wants to be a racist
why is white woman horse like this

>>536481264
I got to B with these
>>536480232
Not sure how Rudolf is doing because I still haven't trained mine but I've seen her win in my races with worse stats.

>>536482082
Hey bro, that's a private picture of my wife. Please delete it.

>>536482304
Where did I say that 99% of F2P players quitting would cause EOS?

>25 races
man, the dirt spark schedule is pretty intense

>>536482309
she classic on my triple til i crown
she tenno on my sho til i autumn
she tenno on my sho til i spring
she japanese on my dirt til i derby
she japanese on my derby til i kikuka sho
she hot on my spring till i ticket

>>536482408
sex in the city

>>536482301
I won

>>536481804
It does look a bit goofy. Still during the race the jockey's head is usually just 10 or 20cm away from the horse behind him.

Round 2 is cursed. I don't think I have ever gotten so many late starts in my life.

>>536482408
Oguri will fix her.

>>536481531
>>536478904
>>536481795
Are end frauds the boosted strat?
these bonuses seem way to good

Just had the worst run I've ever had in my life.
>Highest stat at beginning of 3rd year is 400
>Less than 20 rainbows total through the whole thing
>All singles
>Barely limp over the 600 speed/power/stamina stat mark by the end
>Lose every race
>Except the ones at the very end, of course, to prolong the misery
>Still chokes in the semifinal to make sure I don't have a chance at a good spark

>She gets both Medium S and Turf S

I am never training this fucking horse again.

welp I guess its true that Group B round 2 is easier than round 1 instead of getting 0/20 there I got 1/20 in today alone.

>>536482571
without the benefits, end closers would never win
it is all just part of the game design

>>536482521
Not in front of my friends, mom!

>>536482573
Sounds like you had a special week together.
Haha

>11/20
not looking good for that finals win brehs.....

please run this uma

>>536482521
shes not fat!

>>536482521
>varicose veins

>front runner
>only good at sprints
>end closer
>good at everything but sprints
perfectly balanced as all things should be

jap autism is something else

>>536482571
Ends dont work as good for sprint.
Also mind you, front runners are gimped right now, they get only 96% speed in late to compensate for the lead.

BUUUUUT if there are no fronts a pacer will be designated as a front runner with no speed malus and usually win the race. Its why good pacers have early skills to take the lead for this situation.

why is every stamina card other than super creek such complete dogshit

>>536482730
end closers are pretty bad on miles too you know. pace chasers are the real god style because they're good on everything

I hate Special Brick. She give me Hydrate ten times in a row. I completely brick my account by half-assing Gold Ship week.

>>536482770
Based hikkineets.

Is Sky-High Teio Step good inherit?
The stats are remarkably high for inherit, it's almost a gold skill.

WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS JUST THE SAME GAME...

>>536479705
>Front Opera
but why?

>>536482408
They all feel The Need. Even Tachyon.

>>536482810
>Manhattan café and top gun
Git gud

>>536482861
>same game
>has like only 3 stats

>>536481987
So this is how an Uma latches onto her future mate(husband)

>>536482861
isnt this a rhythm game

>>536482704
I'll let her run alright...

>>536480291
absolutely based

>>536482770
If you ever want to receive a grim reminder, take a look at GBF's guild wars.

I want to win without putting in the effort

>>536482770
japs are born to grind, I've learned this from other cygames IPs.

>>536482854
Look at the trigger conditions and you'll see why the numbers are so high
>only ever triggers when you are 2nd or 3rd
>there must be an overtake target in front of you
>they can't be more than 1L away
I can count on one hand the number of times it's activated for me this CM in my 60 runs.

>>536482854
it's good when it activates, but the issue is the requirement for activation is pretty situational

>>536482814
>end closers are pretty bad on miles too you know
>he doesnt know
Oh boi

Please do NOT lewd the umas.

>remove debuffer
>instantly get matched with debuffer teams

>>536482986
This but with special week instead

i tried making oguri cappu for cm but she got destroyed

>golshi on left came 1st
>golshi on right came 6th

>>536482747
>no vagina slit
shit artist

>>536482945
they are raising games with rhythm mini games
but that's gakuen it has fucking solitare for the mini game

>>536482919
Top gun is kind of shit with no starting gauge.
Cafe applies as does mcqueen thoughbeit.

>>536482770
Nips were trained as gambling slaves since birth.

umamusume is a claw machine game

I mean I could smoke every anon here if I was allowed to freely pick my sparks and have every MLB card for free

>>536483189
Top gun is kino SR and you can afford one friendless support.

>>536483154
left had the hopes and dreams of her toreina
right is a soulless meta chaser

holy shit i just placed 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!! my first ever win!

>>536482380
I am going to try but I'll need to pick up a third stam skill from somewhere.

when i train a debuffer do i just run her as a front runner in career and hope for the best?
its a debuffer urara so i don't think stamina is that important but im jobbing in JBC sprint as a late surger

Any bets on the upcoming jump race?

>>536483154
Huh? Did she gas out or something, or was she just brocked?

>>536482380
I want to train a better Rice but it'll take some time to beat this while getting Long S

>>536483195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYr35q3K2Jg

>>536483154
>>>>>>>>>>>>BoFA

>>536482770
>meanwhile my global """sweatlord""" club is in freefall.

>>536482770
>24 billion
If that's at the end of the month, then that's 26 million fans a day, every day, per person.
What do they have that global doesn't?

>>536482936
>>has like only 3 stats
So just like umamusume

>>536482770
weak westoids will never understand fighting spirit

>>536482157
This is rape

>>536483304
Shit horse names. Fandango.

>>536483154
>BoFA vs Go Home Specialist
It's not even a contest whatsoever.

>>536483386
nuh uh, there is 4 and i will not be gaslit into thinking power is not important.

>>536477407
seeing Daiwa's twintails bob and fly around during my last spurt is really fun to look at

>>536482770
Surprised it's so low honestly. I mean, just run the numbers. Even a current global F2P can get a consistent 600k (at least) in like half an hour. Do that for just a few hours a day, multiplied by 30, and you're at over 50 billion fans for your club in just a year. I imagine this number gets higher with scenario creep.

Think I should run a debuffer for finals or keep Taiki in, in case that 7% chance hits?

I want a full bodied stand alone uma musume game like imas get's once in a blue moon too...
NO THE PARTY GAME DOESN'T COUNT

metafags on suicide watch

>>536479163
Ningen female aren't allowed. Umas only.

>>536483412
Thats my bet too.

>>536482861
im@s has idols(sluts) so it's immediately the better raising sim

>>536479919
nice

>>536482770
Since you do so many races in MANT do you finish the scenario with a gorillion fans?

>>536483381
An auto mode.

>>536483565
>Late
no shit

>>536481795
>stretch the pack so she has alot of distance to cover in the end
How do you do that? Run your own Front with max speed and power?

>>536482861
I finally understand why idol game players are so autistic about their genre

>>536483702
What the dog doing?

I love how autistic she looks all the time.

What happened to my cute horse girl raising game...

not a single suzukafag ran suzuka in this CM
prove me wrong

>mogs Japan's strongest
What did they mean by this?

>>536483803
>Literally horse Vira
KMR is running out of ideas
It's as original as Oguri being horse Jannu

Getting into group A was a mistake, I've only managed 1/5 so I'm not even going to get into the group B finals

at this rate she is already my anal priestess umawife

>plays around the meta
>>metafags

Do I gotta do grandparent autism to make good parents for a specific uma? Like if I wanna make a good McQueen for my Rice because her compatibility is so high for Rice, do I gotta get high compatibility with McQueen's parents too?

>>536483878
>anon is old enough to notice character design carry overs across games
Few more years you'll notice them between series and anime!

>>536483554
A crossover with Im@s sounds like an untapped kino.

Wish I could just instantly see results for CM matches having to skip inside races makes this tedious, I dont need to see the race to know im getting a 7 8 and 9th places.

>>536484006
Look at the muscles on you!

whats the point of speed skills early/mid race?

>200 9* Umas
What the fuck do I delete?

>>536484015
Its an odd expirience having to notice that when you play a shitty gacha like AL and notice that inside the same game.

>>536483980
>no breasts
>perfect body
Why are closet pedos like this?

>>536483554
Uma Yakuza-like game would be nice

>>536482720
Those are stretch marks

>>536483996
Rice does not have to care about McQueen's parents
McQueen's parents should have good affinity with McQueen

>>536484064
AIEEEEEEEE YAMETE

>>536484015
In a few more years, you'll finally master 英語 too, ESL bro.

>>536484082
Positioning. Easiest to see with Front Runners but it's a big deal too when avoiding boxes in other positions other than End (for now).

>>536483803
This is what happens when you constantly reject your trainee's romantic advances

>>536483996
Not really, affinity is secondary to the actual inherited unique skills imo. Like metaslave pretty much just use Maruzensky, Rudolf, Ryan, and Taiki all the time.

>>536483554
an actual racing game like need for speed but you control an UMA or something.

>>536482301
Not flat enough

>>536482861
hmmm i might play this instead

>like Narita Taishin
>her career is by far the unluckiest for me

>>536483779
OGURI NO

>flatfags
Just go play BA.

>>536484265
Why do other animals love Doto so much?

how to counter Urara debuff my ace Taishin in the next CM?

This is probably the best/worst feeling in PvP depending on who's horse is yours.

>>536483738
There have to be two fronts, they start trying to outrace each other and it extends the distance from the pack. Pacers will shadow them though.

>>536482861
give it to me straight bros, do you think the US office of cygames is trying to figure out how to launch idorus in the west?

>>536482301
at least make her flat...

>>536484345
they should disqualify every single gold nigger

>>536483779
Roppeigod...

>>536484334
because he :=3

>>536482861
umabros, i think i'll jump ship

>Guy I know finally download umamusume
How do I tell him it's too late now? His account is literally autobricked with nothing good to pull on.

>>536484345
sovlful Teio robbed by a sovless Golshi

https://poal.me/hd662p
https://poal.me/hd662p
https://poal.me/hd662p

?

>>536484149
>>536484212
Fair enough, I just want to try and get her the best possible parents so I figured I'd ask, though I'm not surprised it's mostly just HER parents and having good sparks on them.

>>536484345
my uma wins these

>>536482861
So how's the PVP in Gakumas?
Can't really imagine an idol Chanme

>that tumblr avatar
lol
lmao

>>536484378
I see, I will build Bourbon&Maru for final just to fuck over Goldshitters.

uma musume will follow lovelive sif2's fate.

>>536484586
Why are you doing this!?

>>536484517
Super Creek size is the minimum.

How is Suzuka going to even our children? Failure of an uma wife.

>>536484586
>6 hours
wtf

>>536484532
I've seen a couple of Maruzens do that sudden speed burst at the end, but didn't saw any skill being triggered. is that some inherent stuff with front runners or something else?

>>536484605
good thing I don't kow what that is

>>536484334
He's playing guardian and goats are really good at judging boundaries and probably know his.

>>536484389
it'll be a hard sell since most idols in im@s are in their prime(under 18)
the west is too cucked for that

Did you enjoy your 50k monies anon?

>>536484589
Mind you, pacers will fuck you up in return.
You need a pretty big lead to be safe.
My second ace is a pacer in case this happens.

>>536483878
>Vira invented yandere characters

Daily reset fucking when I have horses to train.
Only 3 borrows a day is so bullshit.

>>536484532
>both dominator and hesitant endclosers proc
>slows down in last 2 seconds so it was a terribly built goldshi
>still only barely lost to a maruzensky

>>536484334
Animals can sense goodness

>>536484517
What is the point? They make flat girls B cups in the game anyways

mfw I see a gold sh*p in the lobby

>>536484532
That double debuff saved your ass so hard
>>536484378
>There have to be two fronts, they start trying to outrace each other and it extends the distance from the pack. Pacers will shadow them though.
Nta but does this have any chance of working in CM2? Or does the advantage end closers have late race just become unstoppable?

>>536484670
What?

flat chads winning again

>>536484687
Seems like the golshi just started deccelerating because stamlet

>>536484687
lone wolf difference, it was active + S medium vs A medium on the goldship she had higher top speed

>>536484567
You make 3 teams of 3 idols and they duke it out by scoring higher than the other team with their 5 skills (chosen randomly from your deck).

>>536484761
Giving whales an edge since 1965

>>536484015
Zoomers are a failed experiment. More news at 11.

>>536484586
Why did you post this?

>>536484871
delete now
You don't have permission to post that pic

Yeah I'm not getting Medium S, I've basically just accepted that I will lose Finals Group A.

who horse is built for femdom?

>>536484825
CM2 is huge ass long and fronts are poor on recoveries.
Youre also wasting alot of time trying to make fronts you wont use later in team trials.

CM2 is basically - Taishi wins if she shows up

how do i make use of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBEWH8_nleU&ab_channel=%E3%83%9F%E3%83%BC%E3%82%AF

a little off topic but this is what uma musume could have been in terms of gameplay quality and girls could have been way hotter

>>536484389
At this point? Not really because Deresute is a fossil. And bamco isn't interested in releasing imas games in english after trying it once in ios.

Can't stop fucking my umas

Can't stop my umas from fucking me

>>536484015
It was really funny when westerners got really angry over supposive copied vtuber designs from each other and not admitting the anime design overlap..

>>536485062
just get rucky in the inspiration event ;)

>>536485046
>lose Finals Group A
You get third prize guaranteed, dont sweat it

>>536484923
Wait, so the same thing except less theorycrafting/theorycoping?

>>536485046
You made it to the finals which is infinitely better than all the sad souls that failed to even qualify for finals because they were too good for round 1 but too bad for round 2

>>536485062
You use it as grandparent to grind your proper parent

>>536485054
all on them in heat season

Jump racing is a lot cooler than normal races

I hate this place
I rather post on /v/

>/uma/ already leaning hard into the inferiority complex against whales
>current example of whale deck: MLB Kitasan, MLB Super Creek, MLB Satano, MLB Biko, MLB Seiun Sky, borrow
>current example of "honest player" deck: MLB Kitasan, MLB Super Creek, MLB Satano, MLB Sweep Tosho, MLB Manhattan, borrow

>>536484334
The :3 factor

This is the face of the uma that just pulled into first place, say something nice about her

Looking at all of the recommendations for Umas, is front runner a whale position to focus on? I like silence Suzuka but it seems like if I want to boost her a ton there are a lot of umas I would need to roll for

Daiwa is a DUMB horse

>>536485205
I didn't realize someone could lose Round 2 group A so badly they can't even get into group B. That is very demoralizing.

>>536485213
This picture is mildly intimidating until I realize Bakushin is a fucking retard and she'll probably fall on her face before even touching me.

>>536485217
It looks significantly crueler because how frail horse legs are.

>>536484670
>Suzuka hater is ESL
Imagine my surprise

>>536484789
Animals don't really like me, does that make me a bad person?

>have a great Nice Nature run
>early charm
>amazing stats
>starts farming mood downs
>get like 10 mood downs
>run glued
epic

>>536485412
yes

>>536485343
Shut up Vodka!

Is there going to be a way to choose specific SR's in the future? I've pulled for 3LB Kita and just did MLB creek and now I have almost every single SR MLB'd aside from sweep tosho, and I really don't want to pull cards again until much further down the line, but it also stings knowing she isn't as high as I'd like her to be.

>>536485412
>posts the demonic uma
They can smell your tastes

>>536485205
>>536485349
I feel better about being in group B now heh

>>536484923
Kinda like Uma TT then?

AceChads, do you guys still have hope for Finals?
My uma waifus have the stats, but they don't have Med S. Every time I tried for better it was wither
>here's your Med S bro but lmao Super Creek ain't finishing her event
>here's your Med S bro but lmao all the Speed cards are going to be chilling at Guts
>here's your Charming early bro and Hot Springs Ticket but no Med S faggot

They're going to get stomped.

>>536484332
The last general I was from liked to gatekeep breast size, it became shit, and dead

>>536485431
Get a date card.
If she gets on her period, go on a date with a human. That makes her recover.

>bought a pick ticket despite not knowing what horse I want
this was a mistake

>>536485412
depends what kind of animals, if cats don't like you your are evil, if niggers don't like you you're not evil.

>>536485385
Massaging Suzuka's feet after a long race (3200m)

>>536485489
I'm already permalocked in B, I'm not expecting much.

>>536485535
bro I need stats though

>>536485279
Whaling has minimal effect in the current game state, the only people complaining about whales are the retards who didn't listen to the 10 million posts saying to roll on support banners and not waste on trainer banners. In the future when launch gibs dry up and power creep support cards start getting released then whaling will become noticeable, but at present many people doing well in TT and CM are running decks that are easily achievable with as a f2p.

Why is Oguri so cute and loveable

>>536485194
>>536485465
They're both similar games, the big difference being the slay the spire gameplay they have.

>>536485319
NO
Front runners win career easily but they get 4% speed reduction in late race. Theyre not a guaranteed win.
For teams you want your runners spread out in different categories.

>>536484132
>>536485148
Tits & Sex.

>>536485412
Millions of degenerates have had pets that seem to like them just fine. Including the mass murderer who fed dozens of people to his pigs. Or the chinks who made a bunch of liveleaks petting their dogs which are happily wagging their tails before breaking their necks and drinking their blood.
Animals respond to a lot of different things. A lot of it is body language and eye contact. If you put across a lot of nervous energy or you're tense the animal can sense it in your movements.

>>536485205
Such a dumb fucking system I’m angry about it even though it didn’t happen to me. Why are Japanese devs so stupid

>>536485489
kind of, I think I can close it against similar started oguris/goldship
Both my aces have 1.2k spd medium S, but I'm a witlet so I'm worried I brick and don't proc any of my skills
umamusume is rng game