Thread 717188215

How long until the Umamusume unionize and start a cultural equality revolution?

>>717188215 (OP)
equality?

>>717188798
Yeah. Like BLM but for horses

tranny thread

>>717188215 (OP)
Hopefully OP gets exiled to trash or maybe even MLP first.

>>717188215 (OP)
>>717188798
Why would the privileged class want equality with the pleb?

>>717189424
What are the political implications of horse girls?

>>717189137
What a stupid post.

>>717189573
statistics for rape and broken hips on men skyrocketing

>>717188215 (OP)
Why are generals for this slop allowed on /v/?

>>717188215 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/2ky90s.mp4

the fucking low rate, low gain and high pity count start to dawn on me now hat all the beginner freebies have ran out
you gain 1/3 roll a day, double that with monthly
and you need 200 fucking rolls for pity
after busting my load on kita banner I realized that ssr drop rate are god fucking awful and you goes over 100 with 0 ssr easily
is it jover for f2plebs?
you basically stuck playing with whatever you have now for at least the next 4-6 months before you can roll again

>>717188215 (OP)
a lot longer then when all the streamers dropped this game LMAO!

>>717192620
getting into clubs + pvp helps

herse

>>717194079
i desperately need to get into a club that does something

>>717194296
such majestic creatures

>>717189573
Unironically ireland is a uma lead monarchy with the ira standing for Irish Royal Army
One of the umas is a princess from ireland

>>717194524
is suzuka irish

do asses exist in this universe?

>>717194821
Fine Motion

>>717194296
SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP

GOO GOOO GGAAA GAAAAAAAA
YOU STUPID BITCH SHOW UP AND GIVE YOUR FUCKING SKILLL

IM HOMELESS

PLEASE SOMEONE LET ME IN ON THE /V/ GUILD

I NEED MUH SHOES

>>717195110
kek literally me

>>717195128
>guild
erm... they're called clubs

i want to keep farming for a 9 star stamina horse since am so close (two 3 stam horses already) but i only have 9 of those TP energy bottles left, do they give out more in the gold ship week event coming up?

>>717195593
how come everyone except me has such good spark luck

>>717195665
Not just you anon, I only have one 3* after 100 careers, even though it's a 4% chance for your average run with 1 1100 stat and 2 600 stats.

Season 1 of anime is pretty epic all around, dunno why people said to skip it.

>>717194296
>>717194523
these guys were dogs before dogs existed

>>717196121
S1 isn't bad by any means, it's just that S2/3 are a lot better so people look back at S1 and compare it to S2/3. I'm not ashamed to admit I was teary at the end of S1.

>>717188215 (OP)
I think someone said that there are like 300,000 umas in Japan. If the ratio is about the same globally they are outnumbered to like 410:1. With modern firearms and shit they never stood a chance...

>>717196121
it doesn't have epic close up angry faces and speed lines

>>717196121
It's good. It just gets even better

>>717191867
they should add an event where if you have a bunch of statuses and you go to the infirmary you just fucking die, like as a mercy to end your run and put you out of your misery

I still have fuck all idea what I'm doing in this game.
I just play for the cute girls and their stories.

I just used up all of my statues to get the lab coat for Tachyon. No regrets

>>717196380
Please no, I have trauma of actually getting my mons killed in Monster Rancher...

>>717196121
v is retarted

I really like how their ears move. It's really cute, that is all.

>>717196250
>/3
No.
1 is better than 3

>>717196419
Love her cat eye pupils
Also based

>>717196459
based

MAABERUS

This nigga got 9 stars stamina using shitty horses with no skills lol

>>717196683
i... i can almost.... see it...

>>717196736
isnt this witch hunting?

>>717196736
that's one more 9 star horse than you

>>717196736
That's what a luckchad looks like

I'm at 10k carrots now that I'm saving for Maruzen and Cafe, but that's in 2 months, and my lack of a good sprinter beyond Memeshin is bugging me. Should I try a roll or two for Curren, or keep savehoarding? Is the banner focus just a meme?

>>717196121
based

>>717196996
There's a few events now in august that give a lot of carats so you could do some pulls if you want. IIRC you can get up to like 5k from the tournament alone, and then there's that golshi event on top of that.

>>717196996
bro your king halo and air groove?

>>717196996
you only need a 6* sprint legacy to turn anyone into a sprinter

Daiwa Skaaletto

>>717196996
Your KING?

thoughts?

>>717196996
Curren is a slut if she wants you a lot you'll pull her first try like me

Need my chill wife to come to global now now now now now!

>>717188798
equal time and rape with the trainer

>>717197331
no thoughts head empty

>>717195665
am almost 300 careers completed if it gives you solace

>>717197364
she is literally me

>>717196996
King Halo is fucking shit and has a terrible career, don't listen to these retards and don't torture yourself
>>717197154
>>717197328

Rate this Maruzensky for the upcoming Taurus Cup event

>>717196996
You get DAILY pulls in the Golden Week event. The event lasts 2 weeks. Surely that can satisfy your sexual needs, right?

>>717195593
Kill yourself luckfag. I've farmed hundreds of runs without losing at 600+ stats and not a single power or stam spark, I will soon firebomb the devs and people like you too for good measure

>>717197464
Sounds like a bad trainer

>>717197464
>he doesn't respect the king

>>717197502
okay do it then

>>717197464
>Filtered by the KING
OH HO HO HO

>>717188215 (OP)
i hate horses ever since i saw that webm of the horse eating the baby chicken

>>717197331
Is 1LB Fine Motion better than a SR MLB Wit like Marvelous Sunday?

>>717197471
how the fuck do I get stats like this

>>717197489
When's that supposed to be? Being off-schedule from the Japs is bugging me.

>>717197464
KANG HALO is great, fuck off

>>717197331
I use the same except replaced fine motion with Narita Taishin poolside speed card for those end closer corner hints

>>717197489
Man I hope I get Mayano Top Cun from the daily pulls. She's the only 2* I dont have

>>717197464
shut up, trainer B

>>717196250
I started with S1 and I was about ready to bin the anime media in its entirety because it was that shit. It's genuinely one of the most mediocre things I've ever watched. S2 on the other hand was actually good.

>>717191574
>not having your standard issue rape whistle
deserved

>>717197637
Anyone has the official upcoming events twitter image? I never saved it

I dropped my other gacha games. Who am I supposed to reroll for in this game?

How long does it take to get a spark after all the newbie bonus have been used?
I come from zzz BA and I think both get a spark every two months. Same here or?

>>717196996
I blew my load on her and found it worth it just to have another easy horse to train. She gets quite a few random speed up events too which is great since I can focus on other stats during those times

>>717197602
no, MLB SR wit cards are really fucking good. MLB sunday being one of the best in
the game right now

>>717197520
>>717197526
>>717197565
>>717197643
>>717197662
Yeah with a billion sparks and max cards anything can work doesn't change tje fact that she is fucking SHITE and you need way more work for her to beat Bakushin compared to any other sprinter. Her career is also terrible.

>>717197602
3+LB Fine Motion > 1-2 LB Fine Motion > MLB Marvelous Sunday > 0 LB Fine Motion
Don't bother with other Wit cards right now unless you somehow lucked into MLB Air Shakur or Yukino Bijin, they're only worth using at MLB.

>>717197910
I will use my 3LB techyon regardless of what is considered optimal play just to drag other trainers down

>>717197471
Apparently you need 900 stamina with two stamina perks.

>>717197858
It's hilarious how you can instantly tell a person's IQ is sub-90 if they dislike King Halo.

>>717197606
spend money

>>717197910
Is the nice nature card from the past event any decent? I’ve been using that and making out alright but if I’m better off using another card I’ll do that

>>717198016
Nah, not as Front. You only need about 800 with 2 golds, which I have.

Why does King Halo's mom want her to give up?

>>717197747
Wait until Super Creek's banner next week and reroll on that.

>>717197023
It's a shame that she does nothing in the anime (besides lose)

>>717197602
I think Marvelous is better. Fine Motion gives perfect practice tho

>>717197464
That one medium race fucked me over my 3 resets which is a shame because I got turf and mile aptitude from sparks. And then she also has a bunch a mandatory sprints so even then it's not worth building for that medium
Had it not been for that one race I would had finished her story first time

>>717196683
Why are her gazongas so large?

>>717198074
She's just tsundere and doesn't want her to fail. If you win the arima kinen she calls you and says that she was being dumb for nothing and tells you to please take care of halo for her.

>>717198074
It's a misguided attempt to motivate her.
She's incredibly incompetent at parenting.

>>717198112
Blame Nature

>>717198115
1LB Fine Motion has better events by a lot but yeah, MLB Marvelous has slightly better stats.
At 3LB it's not a debate anymore and Fine Motion is just strictly better.

>>717198115
Reminder a high Special Priority is actually BAD when its a Wit card. You want your wit cards to spread into speed/power/stamina

>>717198028
Her whore of a mother is right

>>717198324
>3lb ssr is better than a mlb sr
i would hope so

>>717198218
That's absolutely horrible, even if it was well meant

>>717198420
That's not always the case, there are multiple 3LB Speed SSRs that are worse than MLB Sweep Tosho for speed or Hishi Amazon for Power.

>>717198459
Eclipse uma when?

>>717198459
Prez is an ESL?????

>>717197590
Same...

Narita Taishin is a bit of a hard Uma to train because she has some Mood down events, you have to aim for this secret event (winning Nikkei Sho) to recover all the Mood + get the Practice Perfect rank 2 status (double circle).

This horse, I swear to fucking god

>>717198459
what da fuck does this mean

>>717198459
That's just a horrible motto, too long to fit on a shirt and too complex for anyone to want to buy it

What do you pick in the Kitasan Event "playing forward" ?

>Fails at 5%
>Practice poor
>Infirmary
>Mood down still sick
>Infirmary
>Mood down still sick
What is Grass' FUCKING problem

>>717198593
>+20 all stats
>Practice Perfect double circle
>just for eating a turn at the Infirmary
Oh shit that's insane

>>717198634
>Eclipse (1 April 1764 – 26 February 1789) was an undefeated 18th-century British Thoroughbred racehorse who won 18 races, including 11 King's Plates. He raced before the introduction of the British Classic Races, at a time when four-mile heat racing was the norm. He was considered the greatest racehorse of his time and the expression, "Eclipse first, the rest nowhere" entered the English vernacular as an expression of dominance.
>After retiring from racing, he became a very successful sire, whose offspring included three Epsom Derby winners: Young Eclipse, Saltram and Serjeant. He was also a successful sire of sires, and his sire line has become dominant in the modern Thoroughbred worldwide through descendants such as Northern Dancer, Mr. Prospector and Sunday Silence.

>>717194079
>get kicked just for not logging on after 24 hours

no other gacha is as sweaty as this fuckin horse game

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Got the hot springs with my third wife. Now, what did she mean by this?

>>717198634
>>717198704

>>717197590
People it young chicken all the time.

>>717198634
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eclipse_(horse)

>>717198739
too much ass

>>717198704
>too long
It's 5 words bro

>>717198539
sweep tosho is an exception. i dont own a single hishi so i dont even know what the card does

>>717198761
Still worth using, 3 star URA is better than an extra blue star
Shame no Distance or Turf Aptitude

>>717198764
@grok is this real???

>>717198739
Weak to the Japanese cold

>>717198761
It's still umazing, 3 star URA and so many other white sparks

>>717198864
>>717199060
Yeah Im keeping her for the eventual spark upgrade event. So close to a 9* stamina horse tho dammit

Left or right? Does an S on distance matter that much?

>>717197489
>DAILY pulls
>pulls plural
do you mean 1 daily pull?

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>>717198861
Hishi Amazon is S tier for Pace and End umas, only issue is you want to run it with another good power card, which are hard to come by unless you're a whale with Vodka or El Condor Pasa. Everyone with those cards also has a full follower list

>>717199235
right, neither have enough stamina for longs anyways

>>717199264
14 pulls

>>717197113
>>717197362
I lacked self-control bros.
I also needed 8 more statues for Air Groove and only had 2.

man reading up the horse racing scene make me feel kinda sad
you have 3 years old horse winning 2/3 of the triple crown races and then lost the last tone is always kinda heart breaking, like they only got one shot
you basically went from a TC winner horse with $100k breeding stud fee to a random horse with 10k
then there is the retirement
so these horse probably have to spend the next 20-30 years breeding until they die of old age
I guess most horse farm are just full of old racers for breeding

>>717199235
I say right, has better skills

>>717199293
i need to find a friend with MLB super creek. stamina cards right now are in the fucking gutter so unless you spark for it, you are getting ass returns

>>717188215 (OP)
At this point, specially on the JP version haven't all possible Uma archetypes and combinations of Distance/strat/unique skills already been created? How do they make new Umas not feel generic?

Is this good for pace or do I swap one speed card for power

>>717199235
S in distance gives a 5% acceleration or speed buff (can't remember which, S in track gives the other) and an S in style gives a 10% higher skill proc chance.

>>717199235
>Long front runner, with 600 stamina, 1 gold stamina skill, and 1 lesser stamina skill
Mate, you're gonna make your Mayano suicidal.

>>717198704
Just change the font size?

>>717199510
Why King Halo? I'm no expert just wondering, isn't she a front runner card?

>>717199387
Hey, at least there are races for retired horses so they can run after their prime.

Is there a chart somewhere showing when we’ll get new Umas? I need Eishin Flash like yesterday

>>717199671
honse.moe

>>717199671
https://honse.moe/timeline
Actual releases seems to have been pushed back a few days though so it's not 100% accurate.

>>717199607
Dont have any other good speed card. Corner recovery is pretty nice though when I do get it

I finally trained a King Halo that can beat Bakushin. It was a pretty good run overall too since the only time she lost was the Kikuka Sho, where she came in 5th and was somehow 7 lengths behind 4th place.

>>717199759
I figured that's what it was. Thanks anon, I thought you were doing some secret exploit that I was unaware of.

>>717199209
>Upgrade
lol

>>717199510
Please respond, I suck ass with Pace Chasers so you fucks answering this kind anon would also help me greatly.

>>717199917
Need more info, what distances are you going to be running?

Observe my taste
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/result/8Wv0DhBlI1bObOdlcMK2
Recommend me media based on it

>>717196121
it's not bad, it just feels like some bland FOTM compared to the other seasons and movies

>>717199607
She's a late sprint card. But she has a couple decent generic skills like Corner Recovery and Homestretch Haste, also pretty good specialty priority and training bonuses.

I like Pressure on Goldship, I buy it even if no discount

>>717198634
Eclipse was a really famous horse
If a horse was more than a hundred lengths behind, it was considered to be 'nowhere'. Since this applies to 4800 meter races, it was a big deal.

Is it possible to buy the 50 carat per day pack multiple times, so that you get e.g. 250 carats per day?

>>717199952
NTA but Im doing Tachyon at the moment

>>717199671
Are German girls actually this stacked?

>>717200085
Pretty sure you can, last time I checked there wasn't a purchase limit listed on it. Remember that the dailies from it are free carats instead of paid ones though.

>>717200131
she cute

When does cafe come out?

>>717199979
https://vndb.org/v21852

>>717200085
No, you're locked out from buying it until 3 days are left and it just extends the duration. No gacha ever allows you to stack daily passes like that.

>>717200131
Incest

>>717200182
like in december or some shit

1200 x 3 = ?

>>717200131
>>717200247
>my dad is also my grandpa!

>>717200316
4

>>717200316
Long distance Exercise with Trainer

>>717199728
>Daiichi Ruby so far away she's not even in the image
Fucking kill me now.

>>717200316
BAKUSHIN

>>717200131
Probably want one more stamina card instead of a fourth speed one then since she runs only medium / long races. Out of the speed cards you currently have selected I'd swap king halo IF you have a good stamina card since her hints are almost only for sprinters, if you don't have any then it's still completely fine and it would still work no problem. Doing this is just going to reduce your odds of getting raped by RNG, but a tachy run is still doable with that.

>>717199934
lewd
imagine something like ZR but for ears/tails

>got to new years resolution with max energy
Oh fuck me, career ruined after this blunder.

>>717200131
is the affinity symbols really that matter?

>>717200203
Interesting

>>717200416
wait fugg nvm didn't read your shit, guess that covers that other anon if he's still around. Pace chasers use more stamina than all other running types though so a bit more stamina is required from that alone, add medium / long races to that and you are going to want to aim for 600-800 stamina for her.

>>717200416
Yeah my next best stam card is an LB2 Satono Diamond and I heard its trash

>>717200465
it increases your chance of inheriting skills, so kinda?

time for another 1200 speed 700 stam silence suzuka attempt
wish me luck

>>717199818
Would be better if you balance out Speed and Power more equally as Pace/Late

>>717200465
It is the final limit of inheritance, so yes

>>717197746
thursday, mi negro

>>717188798
>Nice Nature
>Has every debuff under the sun

>>717188798
I'd kill myself if I had to train the little grinning shit

>>717200832
>half of the golshi event is when I'm away for a week with possibly no internet connection
owari-da....

>>717197756
please respond.
How many months does it take to get pity usually?
the game's videos are kinda tickling my gambler bone so I wanna set up my expectations early.

>>717200139
Maybe
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=german+beer+maid&iar=images

>>717200915
the event gives 1.2 million monies btw

>>717200997
I'm going to fucking kms if you say another word

>>717200985
dont ask those questions, the answer is sadder than you think

>>717200832
>Gold Ship Event
>564 carats x 10 login days, 150 carat from missions, 1.2m money, 100k SP, 1 2* Uma tix and SR card tix, 29 gold ship pieces + 50 pieces from friendship points, some clocks and g1 potential items
HOLY MOLY

>>717188798
Equal time with Trainer.

>>717200832
How does the Taurus Cup work exactly? What kind of horse should I be raising?

>>717201146
please for the love of god say the mountain range to me has a single cell tower

>>717200691
Ideally yeah, but I was just happy to not get screwed over by RNG and that I actually got double/triple rainbows

>>717201065
i see... I guess this is more a "pull with your dick/heart" than a metafag gacha?
Shit, how do i know if any future banner's girls vibe more with me than the current banners? any videos or guides for that?

>>717201196
Medium racers, at least 800+ stam with one gold recovery skill, maybe too considering people will be throwing debuffers. It'll be spring, firm condition and it's a left handed course.

>>717200985
I only just started the game myself so I don’t know but it’s been pretty generous with the gibs so far

Will there be kitasan in club point exchange shop?

>>717201196
you raise the most evil nature possible so she debuffs everyone else and let your favorite uma win

>>717194079
You need like 20k carats to get anything and you need a lot more if you want to max a specific support card. I will have the same horses in 2 months time but better sparks

>>717201342
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter

>>717197590
nigga yous probably ate kfc two times this week

>>717201236
just get a satellite connection

>>717200613
Diamond is pretty good as a stat stick. But her events are a mix of okay and bad, and Iron Will sucks ass.

>>717201236
>>717201031
Kek anon on suicide watch.

The event last 2 weeks, surely you can speed run it once you get back.
You need to have 5.6 million fans with goldship, start grinding!

>>717201532
I have suddenly decided to do nothing but golshi runs for the next week.

>>717201353
>>717201416
Wait, it's a pvp event? Shit, I'm fucked, I only started like a week and a half ago.

>>717201342
This is Matikanetannhauser more widely known as Mambo. This is the best girl in the game and you absolutely 100% need to get her. Her banner is in 6 months.
https://tannhauser.moe/

>>717195593
You really went through all of your bottles, just be patient you will get it eventually, any year now.
>>717195961
lmao I got mine in like 75 careers

>>717201629
>more widely known as Mambo.
by secondaries, chinks and retards

>>717201629
OMATSURI
MAMBO

I haven't trained Nature or gotten a single debuff skill yet, do they affect your other umas in team trials?

>>717197464
She's legit one of the best characters in the game though. It's sad that new players avoid her because of all the people getting filtered on her career

>>717201618
Ok I have 1.5 mil fans from 8 runs, this is doable as fuck. Give me your blessings anons, I will need it.

>>717188798
>Breaks leg/runs too fast/chokes on food/gets shot/whatever
>Dies horribly
There is a reason why horses are largely relegated to gambling these days.

>>717201447
>You need like 20k carats to get anything
Not if you're a luckGOD.

https://x.com/jvLVe1HRZDFTYu1/status/1951931794162692520
cute

>>717201629
Her name is Machitan though, it's literally even in the site you linked. Matikanetannhauser is way too long to say or type so her actual name people call her by is Machitan.

I don't know how some of you can say you like a character and can't even memorize their name.

>>717196256
A gutsmaxxer would tank all the gunfire

>>717196736
guess that's the charm of spark farming
you can have an absolute dogshit run but as long as you cross the 600+ threshold in the stat you're looking to 3 star, it's in luck's hands, and it is totally possible

>30k are needed for pity
>that champion thing only give like 1500
oh so that what you guys mean...
Yeah I am going all on dick pulling
>>717201452
oh well at least I can see if their design is cute

>Wanted to make a Suzuka for Champions meeting
>The umalator just says she fucking dies even with 2 heals and 1000 stam
Man it's just not fucking fair

>>717201715
Only affects opponents which is why they are so good.

>>717201845
fuck off tazuna i refuse to believe your lies

>>717201812
Her name is Makitanetannhäuser and you need to pronounce the full name every time just like with Matikanefukukitaru or you're a fake fan.

>>717201918
Link for the umalator?

>>717201670
>JP gives uma nickname = good
>Anybody else gives uma nickname = bad

>>717201807
every luckGOD turns into a luckLET the next banner he really wants

>>717201918
front runners just bleed stamina

>>717201863
use this one instead, with racing outfits
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/sorting?group=raceoutfits&ver=ranksort

>>717201960
the chink tiktok meme factory giving someone a nickname isn't the same as "anybody else", it's in its own tier far down in hell, which is where the nickname "mambo" belongs.

>>717201954
https://rentry.org/7mqo3pqd
Yes, it's a rentry link because the link is too long to paste.

ngl all this meta chasing and talks are pretty boring for me
fuck the meta, I'd just enjoy my cute horses

>>717202072
please tell me outfits aren't as expensive to get like needing pity for a banner. Too many of these are cute as fuck

>>717201629
she is also a 2 star uma, very easy to pull, sir

>>717202072
Why even share this site, post the wiki or gametora:

https://umamusu.wiki/List_of_Characters
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters

For gametora click Sorty by > Release Order, then top-right > Server: JP

>>717202158
Based, I'm sort-of aware of the meta but don't follow it. Min-maxing by rerolling and pulling for the "theoretical best" support cards when I can just borrow just isn't it. I'd prefer to just save for my wife seiun sky instead.

>>717201960
>>717201946
If you're going to say you like a character, at least make an effort to remember their name instead of
>Haha I saw a funny meme on tiktok and now I like her

>>717202206
they come with the character, but special outfits are separate characters from normal ones

>>717197520
>Long S
specifically for Arima Kinen yeah?

>>717202158
Oh, did you ignore Kitasan?

>>717201465
>>717198792
yeah buts its different...

>>717196996
You could use some more 1 stars in your roster, King Halo does sprints.
>>717197464
You are admitting to having a serious case of skill issue, just run pace until you get late surger corners/straightaways

>>717202072
It’s insane how utter dogshit some of the race outfits are. It sucks balls because some of the girls are really cute but then their race outfits are cancer to the eyes

>>717202243
those thumbnails are worthless to figure out if you like a design or not.

Anon wants to see if there are any upcoming girls he likes.

Oh, Mambo’s playing golf. Say something nice to her.

>>717202283
>special outfits are separate characters from normal ones
okay, as grindy as prepping for a banner then?
I should start grinding then

>>717202158
i just want to get some decent sparks and i'll be back to uma enjoying

>>717202158
>>717202273
>Click on a thread for a videogame
>Wtf why are you idiots discussing the videogame???
There's other boards that don't discuss the videogame like /a/ or /vg/. You don't need to announce you're only here for the shitposting.

>>717201960
glad we agree

Uh...short what?

>>717202374
post one you don't like, let's see your taste

>>717202426
>I should start grinding then
Yeah, not sure if you figured it out already but all banner umas go into the standard pool after the banner ends, this is pretty nice because it means you can get spooked by banners you skipped while rolling for another girl.

>>717202403
ei
ei
mun!

>>717202434
t. autistic metachaser

>>717202434
Except I'm playing the game and thus discussing it. That doesn't require that I'm a chinese spreadsheet fag who gets a meltdown the second someone is playing for fun and enjoying the game at their own pace instead of the theoretically most optimal way by rerolling for weeks until that 1 in a gorillion quad MLB SSR account gets given to me.

>>717202470
literally me when I see marvelous sunday

>>717202276
/v/ is just filled with retarded tiktok kids these days, the brainrot is just too strong.

if i maxxed kitasan is super creek really the best option on the half-anni selector? more limit breaks only help with initial friendship, doesn't seem THAT good outside of rainbows faster

>>717202287
Yeah, it was worth it to see the event for winning it.

>>717198165
the licence givers said so

>>717202651
retard, you MLB Creek so Maestro is guaranteed every run instead of depending on luck

agunes is for bbc

Agnes Digital when?

>>717198165
cow genes

>>717202651
What does the selector do? Just one free card of your choice?

>>717202710
november

>>717202123
>>717202276
>liking moe horse girls is sirius buziness
You can call a character anything you like, repeating JP nicknames won't make you more japanese Grass Wonder.

>good stats on my run so I decide to get all my fans at hopeful stakes
>1st favorite
>17th place
>end run immediately

>>717202689
ALL support events are random in a career and there's no way to change their weigh you inbred troglodyte
>>717202747
yeah free SSR of your choice, most will use it on kitasan

>>717202710
After Angus Analog

>>717198051
Its a free SR wit card, I use my Daiwa Scarlet but I can use both if I want to train a front runner

>>717202869
False, post a run without professor curvature

>>717202476
Nishino Flower’s outfit is ass and so is Marvelous Sunday’s

>>717202798
>fail debut run
>retry for 1st a few turns later
>then get 1st in hopeful steaks
>Run salvaged!

>>717202549
sounds nice.
However does this apply for ALL new banners or are there Limited banners that only come yearly/every six months like other gachas?

>>717202949
But what about her breasts?

>>717202776
sorry, I forgot retarded tiktok children dont have the attention span to remember more than 4 letter words.
shame about your brain damage, maybe one day we'll find a cure.

>>717202403
Not when I was expecting to use this but I had it on me.

>>717202243
>Wedding King Halo
Need....

>>717202689
NTA but
1, i didn't know hint frequency could go so high as to guarantee skills
2, why the fuck doesnt Gametora show the hint frequency stat when it's right there on the card ingame am i fucking blind

>>717202981
for literally all of them, including christmas costumes and stuff.

most race outfits being too idollike dresses is lame
it's kino when they are unique

should EU just ban all gambling games?

>>717199235
S in distance is good but she can't run longs with that stamina also you got to win all your races for better ult

>>717202981
All, but as more and more get added the odds of getting it gets lower over time but spikes back up again when they do a dedicated banner rerun that has much higher rates.

>>717201387
Kitasan's tit size is widely inconsistent, I prefer her as a titty monster tho

>>717202776
no shit its a JP nickname
its a japanese character, were you expecting an indian nickname or something? at least think before hitting the post button

you faggots are making me want to draw marvelous sunday mating pressed

>>717197464
>King Halo is fucking shit
A first-rate trainer knows how to build their first rate Uma so that they even surpass legends.

how high should my stats be after the first summer end, and what about after the second one?

>>717203182
Fuck no, I'm voting for my nearest EU abdication party if those federalist scumbags bans my honse game.

>>717199510
If your running miles and above you are going to want Creek in friend slot and replace manhattan cafe she has shit skills

>>717202946
i've got nothing to prove cause there's nothing prove to your numbskull full of tar, go do the research on the 100+ page document floating around and see nothing that you speak of, i won't reply to you and your weak bait anymore and if someone does they are impersonating me lol

>>717203173
which one tickled your jmmies?

>>717203275
B in the stat you focus and C in the other useful ones by first, A-S in the stat you focus and B-B+ in the other useful ones by second.

>>717199607
Because she trains speed and has like 1 decent skill, not everyone can whale for better cards

>>717203356
>B in the stat you focus
That would be stamina for goldship or what? Help me out please

>Follow a guy for a 9* Stam Taiki with End closer genes
>Changes it to a 3* Speed 3*Power 3* Stam Oguri
but why?

>>717203343
Agnes Tachyon
Tokai Teio
Manhattan Cafe
TM Opera

>>717203237
>bros I love THE KING
>uh excuse me, you just posted the character "King Halo", please remember to post her name correctly next time, thanks!
People are allowed to make shit up.

>>717198051
It's a good one at MLB. You have an event that boosts the friendship up by one pip so she can easily go rainbow in your first 6 months. She also gives other trainings a decent boost when she lands on them. Iirc she has 2 generic debuffs that you can throw onto anybody too.

Damn pink failures!

>>717203330
I accept your concession.

How should the ideal uma for CM look like? I'm not sure where to even start

>>717203396
That's where the unique quirks of each horse and their running stylkes come in. For golshi I'd say C in speed / stam / power since she's an end closer and doesn't need as much stamina but more power with the second half of a career being more focused on speed and stamina over power.

>>717203415
just like you are allowed to make shit up, others are allowed to call you a retarded tiktok cuck for it.
maybe try to not be retarded next time?

I have barely touched Limbus Company since unamusume dropped...

>>717203282
they can still release horse games in eu, if they remove gambling

Who is the Sachikong of Uma?

>>717203548
But I want THIS horse game, just not some horse game.

>>717203528
Learn to have fun instead of wasting 4000k+ hours learning moonrunes in your basement.

45 MINS UNTIL NARITAAAAAAAA TAISHIN
Subject of: Teasing/Forced handholding

>>717203608
ok but you'll still be a retarded tiktok cuck by the time im done

>King Halo doing this fuckstick Late Surger strategy
>Hugging the inner rail like an idiot
>You're gonna get blocked
>She got blocked
>But on the home stretch she carves a path for herself on the inside track inbetween runners
>find myself yelling out loud
MAKE WAY FOR THE KING
fuck late surgers though

Anyone got the meme of the trainer whining for only pulling satano diamond cards while she's glaring behind him?

DAS RAYCISS

>>717201798
The main reason is that we developed engines and wheels.

>>717203692
This is the sole reason I don't play this game in public, I get way too fucking hyped for my girl and start fistbumping the air and yelling for her without realising I'm not at home in private.

>>717203760
lel

>>717203529
same

>>717203771
honestly, I'd like to try that

how long until this semen demon releases?
the currens are dangerously cute

>>717203415
Horrible example because "King Halo" could easily be shortened to "King" since it still retains her name like how "Haru Urara" is shortened to "Urara" or how "Tokai Teio" is shortened to "Teio"

"Mambo" has nothing to do with the character Matikanetannhauser, her story, her personality or anything outside of some funny tiktok video so if we're following the above convention then it'd be just "Tannhauser". Or, you know, "Machitan" since it's taking the first letters of MACHIkane TANnhauser for the nickname.

To top it off, this site has always made fun of outsider sites like reddit or facebook so I'm not sure what made you think worse brainrot sites like tiktok, instagram reels or youtube shorts would get a pass.

>>717203771
Taiki....what have you done?

>>717203831
do you start whiping yourself too like a jockey?

Rainbow Dash > Gold Ship

>>717203598
this horse game can exist without needing to spend 2k€ to get a competitive horse

>>717203771
We all know that's not remotely as abominable as some of the things you burgers get up to with deep fryers and mayonaise. Also, that could actually be nice if the buns were scones.

give me a sweaty uma to sit on my face...

>>717204050
you won't survive, anon

>>717203771
that's basically an eclair with kiwifruit, probably not bad

>>717204009
Jokes on you I don't spend a dime one it, the free carats I've gotten so far has been more than enough to get me enough to enjoy the game.

>>717203771
Looks messy as fuck but I'd eat it

>>717203625
she cute, but i must hold out for brian
Brian, Seiun Sky, Fuji Kiseki, Halloween Rice, Manhattan Cafe, Tamamo Cross, and Christmas Oguri all before the end of the year, I'm so fugged

how fat are marvelous sunday's sundays?

>>717204228
Behold, horse tits!

>>717204156
need this jobber ass on my face

>>717204228
First she has church at 8am
then she attends second mass at 9am
then she goes to brunch at 11am
then she goes home to get changed for the gym at 1pm
she does her workouts until 4pm
then she gets changed and ready for dinner at 6pm
at 8pm she goes home and changes again to her jammies
at 9pm she tucks in ready for monday

it should be illegal to be this far ahead from the rest of the horses

>>717204290
Imma roll for Meisho Doto

>>717204290
>zenno rob roy is more stacked than goldship
huh?

Tell me about Golshi, why does she wear the hat?

>>717201236
>>717201031
>>717200915
Just skip the trip bro you NEED those Golshi rewards

>>717204290
they are that small?!

>>717204290
Everyone smaller than Teio might as well be flat. I still get annoyed when people draw Rice Shower with tits

How can this be improved.

I think my Teio is ready for CM. For some reason her ult never activates though. Now I just need to train a really nasty Nature to help her.

>>717204290
what's with that random short uma with glasses that's bigger than el condor pasa

>>717204290
Wait wtf ticket is that stacked?????

>>717204457
Looks good to me but /v/ always says my umas suck

>>717204457
>Medium shower
more stamina
>Long shower
more fucking stamina

>>717204290
Needs to be updated, was Doto upstaged by Gentildonna?

>>717204493
Could definitely use more speed but yeah that seems pretty good

>>717204454
Nah, true flat is Tamamo Cross and smaller. Mayano, Rice, etc. are budding A cups.

Was a nice thread lads. Im out

>>717204457
>c ranked stamina for any distance above a mile
ngmi

Tranny mods mother eating my shit

>>717204457
Get special week and symboli rudolf's uniques on her. If you got a Satono Diamond swap her in Manhattan Cafe's slot.

>>717204417
that's not how bust size works, bust only measures how big the chest as a whole in a circumference is. Cup size is different, relative to height and practically unrelated to bust. Some girls are flat but have bigger bust sizes, like Manhattan Cafe, who wouldn't be able to fill out Urara's bra for example
I'm pretty sure Rob Roy's and Golshi's case is the same, Golshi's ships are really big

lmaoooo looks like someone is seething

>>717204290
I believe in Super Creek superiority

>>717203939
>wordswordswords
MAMBO MAMBO OMATSURI MAMBO

>>717204678
I would also be if I was a BA player after that big of a flop of a steam release.

>toreena-san the weather outside is shite today
>my head hurts
>I stayed up all night again
I'm starting to hate this fucking horse

>>717204749
tiktok tiktok braindamaged tiktok cuck

>seething wannabe jannie has to spam scat because his gacha spam shitposts go ignored
kek

>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT VIDEOGAMES
>YOU SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT NINTENDO OR THE NEW FROMSLOP

>>717204290
McQueen would be bigger if she laid off the diets.

bros I can't hold back anymore
Curren chan is calling me, I must roooooooooooooll

>>717204457
Need more stamina for Medium tracks, you should aim for 900 Stamina and 400 guts + 1 Gold skill.

>>717204493
Jesus, I'm gonna get obliterated if this is how my umas are suppose to be

>>717204678
People on this site hate being told they're wrong and hate seeing others enjoy something they hate

This thread happens to have both!

How many bings and bongs until I can pull?

>>717204792
ei ei ei ei mun
MAMBO

>>717204894
this never considers guts

if I have 720 stamina and 300 guts, then I'm in the 1000 range, right?

>>717203265
How do you get all those extra cinematic camera angles in the races?

>>717204792
Woah I guess you don't like Matikanetannhauser since you call her dialogue "cuck".
Not that I expected much from a hater like you tho!

>>717204792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOddEVP25XU

>>717204938
yeah between the schizo having a scat melty and the underage tiktok retard, this has to be one of the worst threads in a while.

>>717204913
This was my best run, no mood downs and good rainbows, I have like 2 pages of glued teios too. Also notice how I didn't get the 'Professor of Curvature' gold skill because Kita didn't proc the last event, but I don't want to grind more Teios.

>>717204991
dont use wide mode

>>717203529
same but with GFL Exilium

>>717204553
>>717204632
>>717204894
So more stam over Power basically.
>>717204657
I have neither and no one I follow has one either. Kinda wish Biboo updated her Tachyon as well.

>>717204989
I know that you need to aim for 400 Guts for medium, not sure for long, maybe 600?

>>717204991
Options > Race tab > change screen orientation to vertical and you'll get camera options in the bottom left during a race.

>JPbros share memes of JP-only Uma, most of Global has no idea she exists
>Turn around and start seething when people like her and start reposting memes
bunch of weirdos

well I'm off to draw some uma huge asses
take care anons

>>717188215 (OP)
glue

Are there any horses that DONT want Professor of Curvature or Swinging Maestro? I’ve been slapping them onto all of my horses

>>717205158
NTA I'm going to be honest I know jack shit about guts but doesn't it get worse and worse the more stamina you have but is better point for point than stamina when you barely have any at the start of a run?

>>717204991
>>717205174
Why cant we have sports anime style camerawork on landscape man whyyy

for such an important horse Rudolph design is pretty lame

>>717205247
Specchan doesn't need Swinging because you can get Gourmand at just potential 2 but pretty much everyone uses Curvature

>>717205247
Oguri Cap? She comes with Gourmand built in if you raise her potential.

>>717205247
Sprinters definitely don't need any recovery skills

>>717202403
MAMBO

How do human women even survive in this world? If an uma ever looked at a male, she would just start rear-kicking every woman who approached him to claim her territory.

The interspecies bullying must be off the charts, imagine all the TikToks of Umas telling women their men are theirs now.

>>717203265
>kng halo wins more consistenly in legends than my bakushin
my liege...

Hit 50 careers today.
0 three star, 2 two star inspirations
fuck this

>>717204290
Better chart

>>717205269
Shut up that thought process is why every newer Uma is overdesigned slop

>>717205194
so true my reddit friend

>>717188215 (OP)
They can't demand anything, they are already held up on an extremely high pedastal given their minority status as mutated humans.
>human couples randomly give birth to umas
>umas only give birth to umas
>umas are exclusively female and need a male human partner
>umas have a global ultra-popular sport and idol status higher than other athletes
>umas are stronger than humans though more prone to injury

>>717205427
There's like 400 human women for every uma, they are relegated to the "good enough" category.

>>717205427
The setting doesn't make any sense. There shouldn't be any normal human women left.

the worst part of a sorter is that I can't make this kind of decisions

>>717205469
More like Mejiro McMOGGED

>>717203792
We developed those because they did the job better.

Do the umas actually get money/likeness rights or is this like college athletics? If these fuckers are selling toys and shit based on my runner they'd better cut me in

>>717205484
>making important horse stand out is bad because...
>it's just it okay!!!?

>>717205551
We happily share Umas the same way women share Chad.

Except we don't make gossip apps to sabotage each other's chances.

>>717205434
And Taiki Shuttle. Mine is A on all lengths and has enough stamina for mediums so i can just slap her into any race except Long.

>>717205491
Redditor trying to fit in and having a melty when they can't, truly a tale older than time. Or I guess it's tiktok now, I can't keep up with all these zoomer websites the kids use these days.

>>717205583
Umamusume are born from horse spirits or some occult shit like that. There's definitely not 7+ billion horse spirits so human women get to stay existing.

>>717205637
it took quite a few years to get to after developing train systems.

>>717205269
Only thing that debuffs her coolness are the colors but it’s fitting considering her name so it doesn’t bother me too much

>>717205662
You get paid by the academy. Let your trainee earn the money form merch sales

>>717205614
Outfit wise? Obviously left
Girl wise? Do you prefer autistic witches or zoomer sluts?

>>717205484
>This is one of the initial designs
Yeah, about that...

>>717203847
Ty anon

Born to run. Forced to breed.

>>717205551
Well if you're going off the fact there's roughly 60 million horses irl and about 6 billion humans, i'd say about there being about 1% of the pop is umas, about around the same population of France or Italy.

>>717197590
It's ok timmy, I know growing up is traumatizing but nature works like that.

https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/characters/rankings/threesize/bust

Here's the horses ranked by Bust, Waist, Hips and Height. It is in Japanese but you can just do Right click -> Translate for the names.

>>717204894
I refuse to believe 3 gold recovery skills is even possible

>>717205727
Yeah it kinda makes sense if the umas are extremely infertile

>>717205972
>Super Creek
>Vodka
>Special Week
It's not that hard to do on a Pace Chaser

>>717206012
Godlike breeding mares...

>>717197590
how old are you

>>717206012
They're likely fertile by themselves, it's just that they might give birth to a human female instead of an umamusume.
Or maybe only a few of their offsprings end up as horses, it gets explained later in the story anyway.

>>717205484
Game barely came out and we already have genwunners?

>>717205810
Twin Turbo is one of the top 10 most popular umas

>>717206196
>it's just that they might give birth to a human female instead of an umamusume
All uma female offspring are also umas, I think.

>>717206196
we've only ever seen umas giving birth to other umas though, right?

>3 out of 6 legend races against Bakushin my King Halo got boxed and didnt even place
>of the 9 Legend King Halo races she never got boxed once and very cleanly slid to the outside every single time
i dont understand
i just don't understand

>get to senior year
>all my stamina cards suddenly decide to fuck off on special priority

>>717206239
Based double jet, my autistic gremlin wife

>>717206298
>>717206282
I just know it's complicated but gets explained in later stories like Cafe, Maachan and other charas

>>717205727
The umas that don't inherit horse spirits are mob umas. Background npc umas that were made up.

>>717205810
Yeah. She's the dumb colourful comic relief. Nothing overdesigned about her.

>>717198304
so that's why she is sleeping for the whole fucking season 2?

>>717206370
>Don't inherit a horse spirit
>End up as a mob chara called "Indian breath" or "Imagine losing"
what a horrible fate

>>717206349
ooooh yeah I remember reading in the trivia doc that Cafe has brothers and sisters

if I draw futa goldship
what uma should she be breeding

>>717206540
Gentildonna

This game got me more into horses and horse racing but I have yet to understand why horses are still as widely available at stables. Surely not every horse is intended to be a racing horse when born, so are a lot of them jsut born to be very expensive pets or what? Why would a farm keep horses without the intend to have them race for money?

>>717206424
>comic relief
https://youtu.be/vaw04cAZpT8
She's more than that

>>717206540
herself
that would piss off someone who would look up gold ship futa

>>717206591
Horses are just big dogs

>>717206594
>gives 110% and falls over after the finish line
Now that horse has guts

>>717206540
All of them, especially if any of the horses that the umas are based on did breed with Gold Ship in real life.

>>717206591
horses do work on farms
they're essentially mecha that can cross long rough terrain that would be too much for humans to handle

they're literally cars before they existed. Henry Ford even has a pretty famous quote about it

>“If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.”

>>717204457
more stamina

>>717206594
Yes but mostly comic relief. Also, I'm talking strictly about the game. I look forward to seeing her in the anime too, though.

>>717204290
I actually like Suzuka is like
>Yes, I know I'm extremely flat. That doesn't concern running tho

>>717206909
She's just more aerodynamic

Vodka is really starting to grow on me. She's so cute when she makes that vroom sound.

>>717206697
Built for rough sex

there's way too many tummysluts in this game

>>717205959
As trainers do we really need to know their three sizes ? Not that i'm complaining or anything

My first A+ rank

>>717207094
it's an idol thing

IT'S OUT
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1952127428517876125

>>717207094
How else are we going to help them order wedding dresses

>>717206591
I think most race horses are throughbreds, aka the horses descended from the 3 goddesses.
Labor horses are a different breed optimatized for strenght rather than speed.

>>717206540
you should fuck a noose with your neck, that'd be pretty hot, promise

>>717207126
winning ticket is so fucking ugly

>>717207147
I wish we could get her banner soon

>play Air Groove career
>lose everything until the senior year
Training this hag is hard for me.

is this any good when you are stam cards starved?

>>717207181
Damn you're right.

>>717207250
Skin tight black bodysuit is dangerous

>>717207094
I need to know their three sizes to know if they're horses made for speed or cows for breeding and milking

When is Twin Turbo banner anyway?

Fuck it I'm throwing a tenner at her

>>717207126
cute tomboy

>>717206714
Im not sure if any did

>>717197653
Finished a career with my current setup, now I'm gonna try yours.

>dupe McQueen
FUCK I DON'T EVEN LIKE HER

>>717207564
forgot image

>>717207475
In about a year with our acceleratee banners

>>717207368
It's okay. Get it to LB1.

>>717207126
Done

>>717207510
I ended up spending everything I had.
I hate being the unluckliest person on the planet.

what other careers are there for umas?

>>717207727
Farmers
Boxing

scout ticket love

>>717207727
Work horses
What Tazuna and the Director do

>>717207727
They're super human athletes, they can do anything that requires physical labor

>>717207861
I hate you so fucking much. Die.

>>717207868
>what tazuna and the director do
I said UMA jobs, anon, jeez!

>>717207861
EXPLODE

>>717207727
pornhub

>>717207861
KILL YOURSELF

>>717203262
Do it.

>>717207712
Welcome to the team bro. We can be unlucky sad cunts together. At least I got Kingu Jobber to 3 stars I guess

>>717207924
Uh huh

>>717207510
>6k
lol
that's nothing, dont do it

>>717208172
I already dumped them all.

>>717206540
Homosexual faggot thought process.

>>717208109
Fake and gay

Taishin in 50 rolls not bad

>do a ten pull for shits and giggles
>get a shuttle
t-thanks

>>717208701
Is that Shakur?

>>717208775
fuji

>>717204290
Anyone have one of these for height? I know Akebono is the tallest, but I'm curious who else is up there.

is it possible to put too much speed on a late surger? I know you want more power with that strategy, but the sparks were speed, and the performance isn't as good, maybe I'm just being unlucky, but I read something about stat ratios here

>>717204290
Leaders encounter the most still air out of everyone in the pack. They need all the aerodynamicity they can get.
In this way, Suzuka is peak.

>>717204290
IMAGINE

Speed is kind of useless if you dont have the Power to get to it as a late surger, especially since you want to accelerate hard when the time comes both during the surge and the final stretch. Luckily you get some power regardless when working on speed, but you DO need to concentrate on it at some point. It doesn't need to be even but you can't ignore it like if you were Front Sprinter. You can't even ignore it period in pvp when you need to accelerate asap.

I'm not rolling for her, just look at her

>>717205469
All the umas below B are mine. The reason? No one else will take them.

>>717208878
building for strategies is a spook build for distance instead

>>717207126
Do you get an SSR?

>>717208835
>draw a boy
>give it huge tits

>>717209102
uoh...

>>717207717
sexy city girl

>>717207727
Ballin'

Is the game just programmed to give you mood downs on the same fucking turn as a recreation?

>>717209547

>>717209547

>>717209565
No, only on race day, where you can't correct it