So what are your favorite games with developed horse mechanics everyone?

>puts the neighhga word in the subject line
>thread deleted within minutes
Don't do that retards.

Anything with a happy ending.

>>717782029 (OP)
have you seen smart falcon?

>>717782180
Yeah that thread tried too hard.

>>717782180
That didn't help but I get the feeling the mod that doesn't like Uma is finally awake and it was a matter of time anyway.

>>717782298
Literall don't put nigger in the opening post, it's not rocket science
>someone immediately starts posting about bbc
it was doomed from the start, could have been intentional

I got a tenner on the Govna' lads

>>717782180
Even unrelated threads got purged

>>717782272
Why does Angus Analog look so retarded here?

>>717782312
No you fucking idiot, if you make a thread, any thread with "nigger" in the opening post, it will get deleted, even if it's about video games and the discussion is on topic. Don't fucking do that if you don't want the thread to immediately get deleted you tard.

Hope your Sunday has been MARVELOUS!!

>>717782232
Taishin is cute but apparently this game very much hates f2p, should I save for a rerun
also is everyone still watching Saratoga Live, a JRA ad just aired

>jra commercial
heh

Watch real Umas LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjyvuaN5Hro

>>717782416
I'm not disagreeing with you faggot. I was saying that even if that shit wasn't there it probably would have been pruned anyway since the fag that doesn't like the threads seems to be monitoring the board. Another thread that wasn't even about the game, but had an OP pic with it also got canned.

Gold Ship breeding

>>717782516
>no chat
lame

>>717782548
>. I was saying that even if that shit wasn't there it probably would have been pruned anyway since the fag that doesn't like the threads seems to be monitoring the board.
We just had a thread get to 600 posts with zero issues. The ONLY reason that thread got deleted is because it opened with "hate niggers". Don't be a fucking idiot. This thread will get to 500+ posts within an hour or two because it has a normal OP. The same thing will happen if you make your OP image too nsfw.

>It's another "Mejiro McDonalds refuses to cough up her gold skill" episode
>3 fucking runs in a row
Why the hell did they design the card like this
It fucking sucks being forced to use Super Creek every goddamn run because almost every other card with a (good) gold recovery skill can just randomly decide to brick your build by only giving you the grey version

>>717782416
It's 2 fucking rules, don't write nigger on the OP and don't post pedobait, lately these simple rules have been hard to follow, though it was probably intentional to get it banned

>>717782516
what is it about Horse Racing that unites whites and latinos?

>>717782504
>>717782516
It is very obvious which one you trainers are gonna cheer for.

>>717782029 (OP)
would umas think of horses as fucked up mutations?

>>717782643
>Latinos
Historically coming from the Spanish in America, they became the actual vaqueros (cowboys)

>>717782658
Oh fuck they just removed the one.

>>717782662
Winning Ticket is the only Uma to see a real horse, and she described it as "a cow body with an alpaca's head".

>>717782658
>No Evidence

>>717782474
Naisu Neicha is so cute in this. A normalfag with a self-esteem issues being roommates with a loud eccentric was such a good idea.

>>717782658
>It's obvious
is it? I dont see it

>11k viewers
Damn

>>717782658
clearly it has to be 'no evidence' after 'conman's success

>>717782658
saturday flirt sounds nice.

>>717782662
Would imagine they would make great jockeys and fulfill The Need.

Give it to me straight lads, how shit is she for the CM? How can I improve? Looking for tips

>>717782740
You're not allowed to Saturday Flirt on Sunday. It wouldn't be very Marvelous.

BAKUSHIN

>>717783082
She's not taking first but your debuffer isn't supposed to win.

am i gonna make it bros

>>717783082
Uhhh...that power speed and stamina is atrocious. Is wit really good for CM or something?

what is the Breeder's Cup named in the Umaverse?

>>717783172
>debuffer

>>717783156
Big maybe, but those numbers always seem to climb up near the final hours

>>717783194
Trainer's Cup and they make the trainers run

>>717783156
Would say no based on how last week went.

>>717783195
I didn't even look at the skills before posting

>>717783152
Are the debuffs enough? Do you think I need more?

>>717783194
Still Breeder's Cup

>>717782516
what does "scratched" mean

>>717782658

Jesus Christ.
I don't even meet these requirements, and I'm fairly short and lanky. Would have to shave off another 10lbs to wear the gear.

Damn this announcer is boring as fuck compared to the JP ones

No Evidence, more like No Evidence of speed holy shit

>>717783325
Same as DNF in other sports. Registered for the competition but withdrawn due to unforeseen reasons.

>>717783353
tl;dr don't be a fatass, you'll slow the horse down

Spicy.

That was fast.

Those are some sweaty umas. It's so hot, I feel sorry for them

Governor Sam BTFO holy shit

SPICED THE FUCK UP

NOOO, NOT THE GUV'NOR

>>717783447
Whoops, meant DNS

see, Late Runner is a legit strat

>>717783489
>>717783476
ELLO GUVNA!
ELLO GUVNA!

>>717783353
What do jockeys even do? I only heard about whipping too much

>>717783471
They're thoroughbreds who do best in the heat as well as related to Arabs which live in the desert. They're okay other then needing to cool down like any other athlete.

.t took care of a retired race mare for a couple of years.

What if you started dating your boss? Would that be okay?

>>717783656
Nothing to grab onto...not interested

>>717783791
her hand you fucking simian

>>717782029 (OP)

>>717783316
What else would you even put there?
Only one front runner debuff, but they aren't meta for this anyway. No end closer debuffs, but that's why they're meta for this
The Trick debuffs only hit rushed racers so isn't as useful anyway
We haven't done the CM yet so nobody knows the level of competition to expect
If you have concerns just run a few team trials with your team and see if the debuffs are having the desired effect - your other umas overtaking before the final corner and going far ahead because opp is out of stam and you aren't

>>717783791
what about her tail?

>Y'KNOW

>>717783836
Admire Vega bros...

>helm shines the moment Spiced Up starts accelerating
actual skill activation IRL

how do you do fellow umas? My name is uhhhh Pour le Syrup, can I race with you? Oh ya no for sure bud I'm pretty fast

>>717782180
Licking Air Shakur's piercings.

>>717783845
I think I remember seeing a stronger version of Murmur but that might be NN exclusive. And yeah, lacking on end closer debuffs, right now they run really comfy. Thanks

>>717783836
THEY DO NOT GO TO HELL
YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU FUCKER. THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES GO TO PARADISE AND YOU KNOW IT

>>717783971
Moose are not honse
Moose are murder happy people crushers like polar bears.

>>717784029
yeah, Nat gets 2 gold debuffs, pot3 and pot5

>>717783656
hats are not allowed in this restaurant ma'am

>>717783082
As a debuffer more/max Wit, maybe a few more debuffs too

I live about 30 mins from the Epsom Downs racecourse. Think I might finally have to go to the Epsom Derby when it's on next year

>>717783971
Don't Canadians have race tracks too, at least in Alberta? Do they have Umas?

>>717782504
In a few months we're getting a banner that let's you spark any uma released up until that point. You can do 200 rolls on it and either spark taishin or another uma you want depending on how the rolls turn out

This is now a Mambo thread.

is your favorite Uma proven at the classic distance?

>>717784154
>>717784214
Ok thanks but I guess for it being my first attempt at a debuffer and not being Nice Nature she's not as bad as I thought, could be usable. I really struggled trying to Witmaxx but also not have a disasterclass career

>>717784268
as a maplenigger i can't tell if this is a retarded shitpost or sincere

will there be more races on this saratoga thing

>>717784203
Garbage establishment

WHERE'S THE FUCKING SUPER CREEK BANNER?

How are your golshi missions going?
42 completed so far

>>717784401
I think this might be the last? I'm not too used to this sport

Why's everybody talking like this bitch is a must pull?
It's one dirt spark to turn Taiki or El Condor Pasa into an A rank dirt horse so who gives a shit that she's naturally an A in dirt?

>>717782774
Where is this mentioned?

https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1954666648461582470

>>717784469
Woah, that purse is huge compared to the previous few races in the 10K range. Apparently this one has some future champions in it

>>717784469
CHILENO

>before playing
>I CANNOT WAIT TO WAIFU ONE THESE HORSE GIRL
>after 20 hours of gameplay
FUCKYOUFUCKFUCKYOUFUCKYOU ALL UMA DESERVE TO GO TO THE GLUE FACTORY

>>717784516
When are we getting actual gibs.

oh wait this is a Grade 1?

>>717784474
Because maybe you want to replace Urara who is going to fall off more and more as time goes on. Not everyone has a taiki shuttle either.

>everybody saying she's a must pull
nah, only if you want another dirt horse

Would you bet on him?

>>717784268
The Canadian Triple Crown races are all in Ontario. Two of them are at Woodbine Racetrack which is like 30 minutes from Toronto

I really hate how all the different races sound like white noise to me. I’ve been playing the game for a month, and I just found out that the Triple Tiara and the Crown are completely different races. I always thought they were the same

>>717784591
>Because maybe you want to replace Urara
I would NEVER

>>717784642
awww look he's smiling!

>>717784557

>>717784459
im at like 28/56 from just doing 1 career a day

>>717784268
>Don't Canadians have race tracks too
Yeah
>Do they have Umas?
Obviously? Hell, a good chunk of the umas are descended from a leaf horse and there's technically already one in the game

Do the goldship missions only clear in the goldship mode or can I just do normal career?

>>717784689

is he ok

>>717784474
She's not if you have Taiki or a torqued up Oguri in your dirt team.
The only must-pulls for the first year are summer Maruzensky and christmas Oguri, Seiun Sky is an option to pull for if you wanna go deep on parentage with her.

>>717784469
>Pandagate
>Mikealicious
>No Bien Ni Mal

>>717784274
shut up nerd, I'll pop ur dumb Mambo in the nose

>>717784459
I got all the tickets, so now the only rewards are points, gonna take it easy now

>>717784782
Saint Boy my GOAT

>>717784801
>summer Maruzensky and christmas Oguri
What's so great about them?

>>717784647
>>717784732
Hope they're hype to watch

>>717784801
What makes seiun a good milf?

>>717783791
Her ears, anon...

Since I want both Manhattan and Tammano. I should save my gems for that special banner where you can spark anyone, right?

>>717784841
TRAINER ON TRAINEE VIOLENCE

>>717784841
No, you're getting rekt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koGLvwwLvb8

Looks like Tuscan Gold is a yuuuuuuuge favorite. Name sounds familiar

Cosplay fun with Directorchang

>>717784976
No, you gamble on their respective banner like a man

Level 30 Tazuna or level 45 Aoi?

>food on the way the moment the horses are lining up to race
Fuck me

I just found out that horses can change their hair color as they get older, just like human babies. Gold Ship used to be brown

>>717784801
THAT'S TOO MANY BANNERS + SUPER TITS AND I WANT CAFE TOO WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

>>717784801
Summer maru can literally run everything, nothing below a D, most above C, and Oguri christmas is so meta she's even used today in JP server, she makes the one we have now look like a joke
>>717784920
her skill is universally good, plus shes supposedly easy to build

>>717785157
Truly, the MJ of umas

>>717785157
A lot of animals fur color/markings look wildly different in their adolescent years

>>717782180
>>717782312
>can't post deltarune threads
>can't post uma musume threads either
wtf can you post?

>>717784849
sorry im retarded, first reply was meant for you >>717785198

>>717783452
thats not the tldr that i took from that but ok

>>717785237
AI slop generals and Splatoon threads

>>717785160
Your options are
>Pick one
>whale
>or spread it out among all of them and hope you get super lucky

>horse name just "America"
Has no one really named their horse that before or do these names "expire" at some point and then can be used again as a name for a new horse?

>>717785237
You can post Uma Musume threads.
Just dont put nigger in the opening post you absolute retard. We just had a thread at 600 posts, this one is already approaching 150.

If you want your thread to not get immediately deleted It's simple: Don't put nigger in the opening post. Don't have your opening image be borderline nsfw. It's not rocket science folks.

*blocks your path*

>/v/ claims to hate sports
>but they will actively watch every horse race imaginable

>>717785157
The first ever cute Gold Ship right here.

>>717785160
forego super tits and get her with the anni selector i guess, as long as you did the smart thing and rerolled to get MLB kitasan, otherwise forget all that shit and wait for the rerun

>they make the jockey's helmet shine in the replay to show acceleration
huh, so that's where it comes from.

uma secondaries are so fucking cringe.
you will NEVER be like MLPchads.
if you dont want THIS, you aren't a real horse nigga

>>717785294
I think it would be a shame if you couldn't use the name Eclipse ever again because it's such a good name

>>717785373
>/v/ claims to hate sports
I don't really see that claim to often. I see more people here that enjoy sports than those who hate it

>>717785282
I guess there is also the option to save till january for a full spark (i don't think we are able to save 2 sparks) and then just dump it all in that banner

Winning Ticket is the kind of girl that would say "wei wei yeeei" as you dick her down

>half-sibling rivalry
wtf this is literally an anime

DON'T LET THAT BRAZILIAN PLACE

It's immediately noticeable just how much faster these G-1 horses are from the opening seconds of the race. They're hauling ass

come on chileno

Who'd you guys bet on?

>>717785160
It's a f2p gacha game, you're meant to fall into an addictive loop. CyGames doesn't earn billions from generous donations.

HOP HOP HOP HOP

Man the horses in the back sure do get muddy, I wonder if it affects their vision

NO BIEN NI BAL BY A NOSE

>>717782029 (OP)
Sega Derby Owners Club was really cool for its time

>br uma wins

>>717785576
BRAZILIAN WON
Idol Horse BTFO

KINO FINISH

>>717785576
1st place kek

>Neither good nor bad
Kek

>>717785678
>Haru's Hello Kitty menko probably had to be remade multiple times due to all the wash cycles it endured

>>717785697
BRAZIL NUMERO 1

>>717785576
UMA DELICIA

>>717785576
É CAMPEÃO

Hop sing bros...

>>717785576
oh no, now BRs know about honses

>commercial with women
>they kiss the horse on the nose
not beating the allegations

>Chileno didn't even place
lmao

That was the last race right

>>717786096
I think so yeah, everyone is leaving the stream

>>717786096
yea

>>717785373
motor/sp/orts and the occasional /sp/ortsball and divegrass is fine

O HEXA

>yesterday's Saratoga Live has 220k views
what the fuck?

Fun stuff, I'm up to watching more horse races with /v/ whenever the opportunity arises

>>717786260
I hope honse likers don't expect this interest to last long.

>>717786275
/sp/an/v/ is such a treat

>>717786348
In the west? probably not but idk, this shit took off way better over here than anyone expected

I'm getting Goldship fatigue

>>717786515
I'm getting fatigue-fatigue

>>717785373
Some people's eternal grudge against EA is because they killed so many great studios
While i also grind my axe because of that, my grudge is also because of their bullshit collusion with the NFL to make 30 years of mediocre football games while also actively snuffing out competition

>>717786556

>>717786515
>still over 2M fans to go
I miss my umas im tired of this unfunny reddit horse

>>717786348
https://youtu.be/qLNhaAW_9mw?si=zVmXxYO36pNfpgWY

I wanna see these horse girls taking big shits like their animal counterparts. Is that ingame?

>>717785697
>tfw horse racing has more exciting racing than car racing
You guys ever think we as a species optimize shit too much for our own good

Smart Falcon? More like DUMB Falcon lmao

>>717786919
Yeah, just play as Oguri Crap

>>717786919
dog not even >>>/d/ allows scat

>>717782516
American horse race callers sound less enthusiastic than Japanese horse race callers. They sound more like generic news announcers than horse racing fans addicted to gambling.

>>717786969
>Smart Falcon
>is actually just a stupid horse
This is a ripoff

>>717786348
Happy Shower to counterbalance

>>717786965
Honse racing suffers from the same issues, most top tier horses nowadays dont have careers longer than 3 years because ranch owners want to retire them early if they are succesful to put them on full breeding mode so they can make money off breeding comissions and auctioning colts and fillies.

>>717787018
Japan is just more passionate about horse racing in general. The boomers there can tell you stories of all the horses from the 80s and what have you. Most boomers here wouldn't be able to tell you jack about which horses ran at the Kentucky Derby or whatever. Horse racing used to be more popular in America like 70 years ago.

>>717787061
imagine letting that baguette harden overnight and then smacking rice in the head next time she fails a rainbow training

horse futa cock

>>717787092
I'd be upset but then I think of how Silence Suzuka and Rice Shower (who came out of retirement for "one last race") ended up and I can't feel too bad about that honestly
The downside is that in this scenario, legends are rarely ever made and we just move on to the next horse

>>717787061
Rice Shower is so cute, why does she have to be a gacha pull? That's so unfair

For me, it's the Kyoto junior stakes

>>717787307
you could've gotten her for free with your guaranteed voucher

>>717782029 (OP)
you just know

>>717787514
that those are one and the same

>>717787307
Over the course of many years, collect all 150 star shards you need from the daily shop until you unlock her for free.

>>717787570
one's a generic anime girl
one's a horse
the girl takes the whole shaft and gets flared

>>717787306
I mean, really OP horses worthy of a JRA hall of fame spot still exist in Japan and likely in other countries around the world. Almond Eyes broke the record for most G1 wins in a season a couple years ago and he didnt have a very long career, and Equinox which is Kitasan Black's son is on his way there too.

>>717787092
Why do horses have to be retired before they start breeding anyway? I get the mares since they have to carry the baby, but what stops a stallion from busting a nut today and racing tomorrow?

>>717787625
It's Grass Wonder and Grass Wonder, dude

>>717787667
As I understand it, selling breeding is where the real money is, so once a horse has enough of a record to demand the big bucks, the owner isn't inclined to have that horse keep racing and risk an injury.

>>717787667
Women make weak knees.

>>717787667
won't be in best condition, same reason why athletes shouldn't (keyword: shouldn't) have sex before a big tournament day

>>717787625
coincidentally, has anyone drawn the umas getting dicked down by their irl counterparts? horsecock and all?

>>717787419
I shouldn't have picked the stupid glutton. All she does is drain my wallet and act autistic
>>717787615
Oh right I forgot about that. But will she be an 3 star or a 1 star when I get her?

>>717782029 (OP)
Which Musume would have actual talent for riding Umas if they were isekeai'd to our world

>>717786742
My thoughts exactly

>>717786742
Just use the other Umas?

>>717787820
3 star but even with a legend race, it's a ridiculously long time. You're more likely to get her on freebies.

>>717787825
Tamamo Cross might be short and angry enough.

How are you guys struggling with Golshi this badly? I'm almost done because she keeps getting like 320K+ fans every run and it's not like my cards are busted. Just run some speed, run some stamina, and throw a power card in there. Try and prioritize power because she's an end closer, but you want lots of stamina as well. Get all three of those stats over 600 and one of those can be a 3 star spark if you're lucky. There's like a week left anyhow, play some other umas if you're getting bored.

>>717786742
You have two weeks?

>>717787825
Any cingrey girls since they're ridiculously competitive.

>>717787771
That doesn't really make sense though
Why not breed him if there's any demand but keep racing on the chance of being able to increase his stud fee
>>717787808
But they're not racing anywhere near every day anyway

>>717787987
Your 150 jimmies?

>>717787987
Some of the objectives for the event involve getting fans with Gold Ship, the last of them asks you to get a little under 6 million.
Without a full MLB support deck you get ~300k fans after winning an URA Finale. That is about 20 full Gold Ship runs and you HAVE to win all goals, and you HAVE to win the URA Finale every time.

>>717788125
Because breeding umas is a full time job. You try and juggle two things like that at once and you're going to be having half assed races AND half assed breeding.

>>717788182
Why is it so low. Have you never played Golshi before the event or what

>5.6 million Golshi fans gets you 12k support points and caps the mission set for a grand total of 150 carats
i mean..

does golshi have any secret side race scenes in her career run?

>>717788182
I'm at 2M right now and exhausted

>>717788281
One successful career after like 4 failed attempts when I just installed the game

Honse

>>717788184
I don't have a full MLB deck and this is bullshit. I'm almost at 5M fans and she's not winning the finale every time. That being said I started the event with 1.5M on Golshi already.

Biko has huge ears

>>717788394
My /v/ma club is shit, I've gotta make up for the lost gems somehow

>>717788491
well you just started of course you're gonna struggle. I wouldn't worry so much about trying to get that particular prize then. You don't HAVE to get them all the second you install the game lol, you got a week left to do it if you really want.

>>717788182
Luckily she's my fav although I wish I had a Super Creek so I can borrow's someone else's max Kita. I build her for Long Races and Finales.

>>717788813
leave and join a better club then?

>>717788909
He's got a lot of loyalty for a hired toreina

>>717788791
Secretly a Mule but takes after horsey side.

>lol he got a small dick
>lmao draw him short
Tamamo Cross doesn't punch enough mares to make up for this cruel mockery. TOTAL RIGHT-UMA PUNCHING

>>717787625
That's Grass Wonder and her IRL counterpart. Be respectful. he just passed away recently

>>717788909
You wouldn't backstab your /v/ros r-right?
Is there even a club here in the top 1000 that also has vacancies

>>717785368
m-mommy

Is L'Arc Golshi close to meta at the time she comes out
I think i wanna pull for her..

>>717787667
Race horses are at their peak during those years. And breeding them the old fashion way is probably way more dangerous and taxing for them, than going out on the track.

>>717789008
>complaining about being in a top 1,000 club
what a spoiled bitch. I'd rather you leave honestly

>>717789036
I'll be pulling for both Golshi outfits even if I have to swipe to get them.

>>717789036
sex meta

>>717789138
I'm asking for one that's in the top 1000, not saying that mine is up there

>>717789070
>very good chance of the mare kicking back and ripping their stomach open
No kidding

The left girl does seem to have quite a bit of bravado and the right is a choco. Checks out.

>>717789315
horses are such majestic creatures

Limbus company download future

>>717789306
Holding on to a top 1,000 position is very difficult right now even for a very active club.

>>717789376
Is a horse an Athlete?

>>717789478
an horse*

>>717789383
It's all over

>>717789036
I have no clue but I'm gonna skip Super Creek and be crippled forever because I want Halloween Rice

>>717787667
>Why do horses have to be retired before they start breeding anyway?
If they get severely injured while racing, then they'll be euthanized. Does not make sense to take the risk on your money maker after a certain point

>>717789507
I'd punch this whiny uma in the head until she stops crying

>>717783156
Jesus, I'm reaching class 6 to get that 1st time promotion reward then getting my ass happily demoted to class 5

>>717785132
pls respond

>>717789507
If you're in a club that's in the top 5K, be happy. My old club managed to get down to 6k, month changes and everyone goes inactive, people leave and we shoot back up to 10K. If you have a consistent club, stick with them. If half of your club is inactive, leave and find a better one. Ask the thread if they have any openings. Otherwise could try discord or maybe even /vg/ has some openings

>>717789754
I don't know man, I'm new to the game, I don't know what either of those do

>>717785157
I wonder if she acted normal before her hair turned white.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5KoH_7Vyww

>>717789726
This but with Vodka

>>717789754
Tazuna will take a ssr slot, but her dates effects are better imo, specially if you want focus in someone

>>717785373
I mean I watched my high school's football games. I'll watch a game to hang out with buddies or some shit but I just don't care enough to "have a team" or know players

>>717789315
>>717789376

Any horse can kill someone due to getting spooked on a bad day. Then you have the beasts that actively watch, and wait for the opportunity to harm somebody.

Not a good risk assessment for your long-term golden ticket.
Artificial insemination has been factory conditioned for a reason.

>>717787306
Japanese horse racing fans get really angry and sad over greedy horse owners who demand their championship horses keep racing until they die instead of retiring them early for breeding. For example, the top two most tragic female horse deaths in Japanese history are Hokuto Vega and Liberty Island. Both female horses had already won every possible domestic championship race in Japan, yet their selfish horse owners got too greedy for money, and sent the two poor horses off to die in foreign lands, without ever giving them the opportunity to become mother horses and therefore, permanently ending their bloodlines. Due to quarantine reasons, Hokuto Vega and Liberty Island's bodies could not be brought back to Japan for proper burial, so Hokuto Vega is still buried in Dubai and Liberty Island had to be cremated in Hong Kong.

Just search for Hokuto Vega and Liberty Island's name in Japanese on YouTube and X and you will still find many Japanese angry toward Kanamorimori Corporation (Hokuto Vega) and Sunday Racing (Liberty Island)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hokuto_Vega

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberty_Island_(horse)

Hokuto Vega, the Queen of Sand, who was scattered in Dubai: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htp8QHaEkaI

Triple Crown Mare Liberty Island euthanized due to poor prognosis Race canceled at Queen Elizabeth II C: https://girlschannel.net/topics/5651301/

>>717789779
May as well take this opportunity to ask again then. Any /v/ma clubs in the top 1000 with vacancies?

Do you think with that kind of money in play, they harvested the ovum just in case?

>>717782029 (OP)
I'm dissapointed that I wont be able to get Taishin in time, the only method I have of getting Carats now that I've exhausted a lot the general missions and other things is through them just giving them out through gifts and the occasional Team Trials rank-up, sure theres the Golshi Week thing but thats about a single x10 from three log-ins of it and with how dogshit and abysmal rates are in this I doubt that single pull would make a difference.

>Grinding out Golshi runs to get her fans up for the event
>Last one goes horribly
>Gets slacker 3 times, constant mood down events, fails single digit training multiple times, doesn't come in 1st for any optional race
>Still win URA finals
>Total fan count 5.58 million
If this goddamn horse had just come in first for the Japan Cup and like one G3 race then I wouldn't have to do yet another run for her

wtf didn't know Bakushin was so stacked

I'm not satisfied with her speed but fuck it, should I just slap her in my Long team?

>>717790290
could always reroll

>there are japanese people out there that ate the real Urara for good luck

>>717790485
Sleeper Build o

>>717790490
Unless you have better horses there yes

>>717790485
Kings store their regal in the boobs

>>717782272
I fucking love these chibis.

>>717790535
My other Gold Ships have better speed and power by a decent amount, but the stamina is lower by about 300 so I'm not sure.

>>717790485
Bakushin is actually extremely sexy but her airheadedness and gag nature distracts from it, just look at her body in her signature racewear, she's genuinely a 10/10

>>717790518
Urara is still alive and got like 2 tons of grass a few weeks ago

I wish I could go back in time and take literally any other girl instead of McQueen with my 3* voucher.

Watched the movie.
Fucking kino.
No wonder people like Manhattan Cafe and Agnes Tachyon

>>717790518
she's still alive, dude

>>717790630
same except i picked rice shower

>>717790596
>I'm not sure.
https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
With this you can be

>>717790630
I don't remember making this post

>>717790625
>>717790670
Haru's owner was selling her hair as good luck charms and people were eating it. It got so bad that people were worried for Urara's welfare.

>>717782818
Natie is cute in everything since she's the cutest Uma

>>717790774
oh well that's weird, but she's a symbol of good luck over there so yeah.

>>717789070
ZAMN

>>717790209
You could do it but foals born from it wouldn't be allowed to register as thoroughbred racehorses and apparently because of the money involved. In the American regulations, both parents would also had to have been on the registry which eliminates them from also being born through artificial insemination or embryo transfer and the like. Apparently you have to witness the mating process to.

>>717790448
>Total fan count 5.58 million
Anon that's literally impossible. you mean 500K?

>>717791075
lol nevermind I thought you meant for that particular run, I retard
just one more run then, might as well make it a funny one and make a meme deck

>>717791075
No, I mean total fan after the ones from that run got added

>>717790518
I find it unfair how Japan is being stereotyped as horse meat eaters even though horse meat is strictly a regional dish of Kumamoto Prefecture and not a national Japanese dish. Japan is not even in the top 10 countries for horse meat consumption. Japan is primarily a seafood eating country for most of its history.

>The United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO) identifies China as the world's largest consumer of horse meat. According to FAO data, China consumes and produces significantly more horse meat than any other country.

>>717791068
>the horsecuck chair

>>717790485
wasn't she around the most stacked umas in that pic that gets posted every other day?

>Artists refusing to lewd the Imas
>AIfags swoop right in

This is why you don’t gatekeep horny.

>>717791307
yaaaaaay more AI goonslop we won coomer bros!

>>717791307
There are ancient Tachyon doujins getting translated and posted on sadpanda right now and many others doing lewds, we don't need AIfags at all

>>717791167
It's always just headline clickbaiting and then lazyness
>one restaurant has a gimmick of sentai robots
>JAPANESE RESTAURANTS ARE FROM THE FUTURE WATCH THESE ROBOTS SERVE YOU FOOD WHOA FUTURE
>one onsen has a gimmick for ramen
>JAPANESE NOODLEHOUSES ALSO DOUBLE AS BATHTUBS STINKY GROSS SLOPEHEADS

>>717790865
>Don't speak to me or my daughter ever again

>>717782029 (OP)
G1 Jockey
and Gallop Racer Series.

>>717791393
I don’t mind artfags getting btfo if it actually forces them to draw something beyond simple pin-up goon poses.

>>717791393
>we don't need AIfags at all

>>717790774
>This horse ran 113 races and didn't win a single one
>So obviously she's luck incarnate and injesting any part of her will improve your luck

>>717789008
/v/ma's in the 900s, but we're full.

>>717791602
lol

>>717791307
>Thinly veiled ragebait attempt to get porn pics dumped to kill the thread
Just go to gelbooru you fucking idiot.

>>717791729
Slop cooooomsumers are so pathetic

>>717792016
where does she hide her tail

>>717792016
>wanting to fuck an uma when you can marry the directors assistant
Will never understand it

>>717792016
gyattzuna

>>717791937
Does it seem like there'll be any vacancies before we enter the last two weeks of the month? I'm sure it's too early to tell what'll happen next month

>>717792092
She's trying to sabotage my career, I'm not marrying that.

>>717785373
>/v/ claims to hate sports
Where the fuck did you get that claim from anon?

>>717792092
Or you could do both because the director’s assistant IS an Uma

Why marry the assistant when you can go straight to the top instead?

>>717791404
If anything, the exotic meat being pushed for consumption in Japan right now is deer and not horses, because Japan has a major deer problem that is causing serious habitat destruction so it would be ideal if the problem could be solved with deer burgers or deer steak.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYuGeqBVXFk

>>717792092
I thought she was secretly an uma though?

>>717791897
People bet money on her because of japanese hiranga autism double-meaning could be applied to a betting ticket "you lose" wording.

We're talking about a society that has a real fear of ghosts and spirits; of course they'll weirdo their way into eating a losing horses' hair for their own benefit.

>>717792193
I've heard venison is kinda gross. I eat some deer jerky a long time ago and it was alright

>>717792193
Deer is fucking delicious and common hunted meat in NA. Get some venison sausages and enjoy.

>>717792146
Hard to say, our current policy is anyone that's gone for 4 days gets the boot.
We've got a few people that only have fans in the single digit millions while the rest are pushing way past 20+ mil, so something might need to be addressed at some point.

>>717792260
>>717792280
who do i trust?!?

>>717791897
It was specifically a good luck charm for avoiding traffic accidents based on a pun where 当たらない means both "to predict wrong" (ie losing bet) and "to not get struck"

>>717792260
>and posted

>>717792191
Tazuna is curvy and kind natured
director is smol and ebrasive, depends on your preference

>>717792337
Deer is only good for sausage or steaks. Really depends on how you season it.

>>717792358
kek

>You’d better win the next race, Shakir, or next time we’re busting out the makeup.

>>717792260
What the fuck are you talking about? Meat is meat and game tastes pretty much always good.

>>717792092
but anon i'm aiming for the director

Bros, I have some bad news....

>>717792486
I'm just going by what other people have told me, hunters in particular who prefer other types of meat than deer.
>Meat is meat
Yeah but pork doesn't taste like chicken and neither of those taste like beef. So yeah deer has its own unique taste.

Happy Meek and Manhattan Cafe came in 2nd and 3rd during the URA finals of my last run and it made me think they were the little angel and devil on Gold Ship's shoulders. Both of them telling her to fuck with me

>>717792616
Lol that's pretty cute

>>717792585
What about the Trainer?

>>717792486
What? Meat has different tastes. I cannot stand rabbit personally, but my parents and brother enjoy it.

>>717792850
Reminder that she doesn't want you.

>>717792486
i think lamb SUCKS

>>717792839
>>717792601
That's what I'm saying. No properly prepared food, meat or otherwise, is "gross". Only children think of food in those terms. You may not personally like something but that doesn't make something "icky" in general.

>>717792952
you can eat some properly prepared crickets, i'll still say its gross.

>>717792952
bro, I do not like the baseline taste of rabbit. No amount of preparation or seasoning is gonna make me like it without losing the base of "rabbit"

>>717792616
Guess your opinion of Meek is pretty low because she is an angel

>>717792616
meek's creamy legs

>>717789070
Huge back boob + strong back is underrated.

>>717792917
>I totally don't want to fuck you, absolutely not! Goodbye.
The uma doth protest too much, methinks

>umas in race queen outfits

>want to MLB my Super Creek since it’s still a top tier support on JP
>but really want to save for Brian soon
Cygenerous…SAVE ME
GIVE ME MORE CARATS

>>717792585
Anon if you could, please direct your attention to the light right here

>>717792917
Maybe not you

>>717792952
>No properly prepared food, meat or otherwise, is "gross".
This is genuinely one of the stupidest fucking posts I've seen on /v/ in ages.

>>717793190
sure do wish i could pull on uma banners ever to 3* them...

>>717785373
nah I like /sp/, just hate most sports games because they're genuine slop

>>717793369
I'll die the day we have a /mug/ thread with Umas

>>717792917
We've been over this before, in her misunderstanding of what we said betrays that she's actually into (you) and she projects that feelings onto you. She leaves more for her own composure than anything else.

>>717792917
bro has no rizz

so are any of those actual horse-girl games good, since uma got me interested? there's a few on steam but they are incredibly niche world of their own i know nothing about.
talking about ones like Unbridled and Rival Stars

>>717793465
god, no

>>717792917
who's deceiving who at this point

Why was Spe a racist against chestnut horses?

>>717793583

>>717793282
It never ceases to amaze my how so many people on the internet seem to have the palate and vocabulary of a three-year-old.

>>717793465
I don't think so anon
but if you want just horse games in general give Red Dead a shot

>>717793465
>Maybe

Carrots are vile, and I can only handle them steamed or stewed

>>717793614
Niggeeeeeeer, there is not a single person on the PLANET who is going to enjoy EVERY food imaginable, use your fucking brain. People have preferences for which food they like and don't like. Some people don't like fish. That doesn't mean their "palate" is of a three year old.

Do you eat bugs? Because those can be properly prepared as well. Go ahead, eat the fucking bugs, your palate is mature right?

>>717793610
what is the one on the right from?

>>717793583
in the hot, sweltering summer of 92

oh, now I understand why gets McQueen so frustrated with Gold Ship....

>>717793730
A later story event in game.

>>717793734
was the rumas true?

>>717793779
You’d be frustrated too if you had a weird autist grandkid who was better than in every way possible.

>>717793728
Yes That's precisely what I was saying.

>>717793868
>Grass Wonder pops a boner seeing Special Week again after several years
Who knows

What exactly happened in the stables between Grass Wonder and Special Week? The people need to know the truth.

>>717793583
Grass Wonder raped his tight umahole

>>717794057
kek

>>717793610
holy fucking kino
I assume that's from an upcoming Main Story chapter, is it the one that unlocks Special Chud's full nationalist power?

>>717792193
Deer tastes like beef, it's just leaner

>>717794086
Proof?

>>717794057
kino

Have you thanked Sunday Silence today?

>>717794329
Why is it only Manhattan Cafe that is schizo about him

cute Golshi

>>717794329
what a god

>After weeks of having my only 3* spark be wit I get another 3* spark
>It's wit again

>>717792917
>get giant titty mommy horse
>say you don't want anything
>you both end up cuddling each other that day

did they stealth buff golshi mode or something, i just failed 4 careers in a row despite having no issues the last few days
i'm at the last 100k monies (90k now), does it get harder when you get closer to the end?

Is your goo guts ready?

do umas shit when run?

i guess she's a medium pace chaser now

>>717794329
Fun fact, there is almost not sequence diversity in the Y chromosome in horses. This essentially means that, from a genetic standpoint, DNA identification doesn't work with horses. It is now only the X chromosome that provides any kind of genetic diversity in horses now.

>>717794546
i'm thinkin' 5 creek cards in one 10 pull, easy peasy

>>717794546
tazuna is very good too so this is easily the best banner after kita

>>717794563
Yes

>honse fucking shines before gunning it
wtf actual ult trigger
https://youtu.be/KjyvuaN5Hro?t=2015

>>717794057
>>717794345
>>717785157
I for one welcome this sudden influx of young chestnut Golshi art.

>>717794495
now you can get started on that 9* wit horse

I'm giving up. I'll never be an A trainer of umas. This games too rich for my poor ass and the RNG is too hot to touch.

>>717794546
So do I just dump all my carat on Super Creek card promotion?

>>717794374
Is that the hallucination she's chasing?

>>717794648
>not powering thru your 40th failed run to fullfill your uma's wish

WEAK
THIRD RATE!

>>717794329
so this is basically Sunday Silence: The Game

>>717794374
Were it not for in game events referencing the word Silence with her, I would argue that her friend is actually Eclipse.
In reality, I'm sure they've done it because Manhattan Cafe bears such a striking resemblence with Sunday Silence that he actually played him in documentaries and films about Sunday Silence.

>>717794546
I'll get her with the free pulls, if not, I'll wait for the ticket in the anni since I already have mlb kita
there's no other good card banners anyway, I win no matter what, I even got Tazuna while getting kitasan in 130 rolls

>>717794648
An A uma isn't necessarily better in PVP than a properly trained B+ Uma. You get A umas through when you have stats all over the place. Someone posted a meme guts build that was A but would have lost. There's also wit-maxers which raises the rank of the horse but they don't do as well in pvp.

Once you get some maxed out cards it should be easier for you

This is probably my biggest haul. Although I still consider the one where I got five plushies, all Special Week, more impressive

>>717794546

>>717794329
did the schizo gene solely go down to Stay Gold

>>717789829
that was the case for the real gold ship
according to his handlers he was very docile until just before 2 years of age, then when he turned 3 he went completely bonkers
his mother point flag also went crazy at 3 years old

>>717794657
That's the idea. She's a super solid Stamina Card for any given Uma except for herself. Taz isn't bad either for Umas you know are moody but that will change with the Guts change whenever that will come.

>>717794642
That's so retarded, I have to do it

>>717794829
yes, the jobber genes went to tachyon and kiseki while the chud genes went to spe

>>717794329
All those strange names
>Zenno Rob Roy
taste sweetest on my tongue

I know get why girls always wanted a pony

>>717794546
Do I need 1 Super Creek or do I need to MLB it? Gonna be honest, I still need my carrots for other banners too.

>>717794834
I fucking love how chuuni horse racing sayings get

"There is no path in front of me, only behind"

>>717795003
just 1
you're gonna have to go to pity though, good luck

>>717794563
they canonically wear diaper under the costume, ask trainer-san, its true

>>717794729
>only 40 career runs for an A
Good for you. I'm almost at 180 career runs though. There's no reason to continue at this point.

>>717785157
oh my god that's so adorable

>>717794968

>>717794329
I assume they can’t get the rights for Sunday Silence?

>>717794746
>Sunday Silence if ever put into the game will look like a MILF Cafe
CYGAMES BUY THE RIGHTS ALREADY

>>717794834
>eh creeps firsssst
>ze lest no well
why did her seiyuu say it like that? she did it well in pretty derby

>>717794678
it's very strongly implied in her scenario that her friend is the ghost of sunday silence
>her friend looks just like her (the real manhattan cafe was a dead ringer for sunday silence, and even portrayed him in a tv drama)
>final career story scene is called "silent successor"

>>717794968
Youre about 12 years to late with a certain horse cartoon

>>717795096
>>717795174
I want to ride them take care of them and grow with them, I don't wanna fuck them or watch gay cartoons that turn me into a menace to society

jannies seething again

>>717795132
I think it's because Sunday silence is a American horse that ran American races who was then bought by a Japanese dude and put to breeding work in Japan.

Sad

>>717795290
Holy shit it got saged again

>>717794374
Because manhat is a 1:1 copy of SS, so much so that he starred as him for a tv spot
If we ever do see Sunday Silence she should closely resemble her

>>717795290
Auto saged right before 500? Lol how petty

>>717795165
>>717795364
>>717794746
how does an anime about race horses such kino lore

>>717795290
the fuck jannie gon' do? just make a new thread lmao

>>717795428
By taking it from actual horse racing lore

Seething janny

Btw, it doesn't how your op is like, if the jannies hate you. They will do everything within their powers to autosage and ban you for a reason even if it's bullshit

>>717795232
why not just want a regular horse
they're really cool animals

>>717795428
The fucking intensity of the racing depicted in New Era and Road to the Top has no right being this good.

I would legit watch a reaction of a pro-athlete to see if they could relate because even just doing competitive stuff and enjoying sports in high school so much translates

>>717784661
In Uma there is no real difference but IRL the tiara is for fillies only. A filly's team can choose to enter them into the triple crown races (like Vodka's did) but not vice versa

>>717795609
I'm not a millionaire nor do I own a farm

>>717795428
By not being "lore" and just being fucking history.

>>717795690
Ponies also need a farm you dolt

>>717795774
I do have some land just not enough for a full grown horse, but it's technically not a farm

MOOOUUU

>>717784661
Vodka's and Daiwa's careers make a big deal out of this.

>>717795428
imagine if they get deep impact and make her story as misunderstood uma with drug usage lol

>>717795290
>>717795483
Its not a cultural inspiration like Smash

>>717796041
HORSE RACING I S CULTURE

Finally got GOlshi uncapped to 3 stars. Her racewear is so cool