it's over...
you don't get rest of the op btw

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>>534463938

epoop status: WASHED

*sends your developers to the hospital*

N

Got what I sneeded.

It really is over isn't it

continuing:
some elven ruins added to the southern edge of ungoro

>>534475789 (OP)
>called it that adding gnome/troll starting zones would cause the server to crash
>it does
>now server is down for the foreseeable future

When is it launching?

I won't play on turtle

vibes status?

got what i needed from this, thanks

>sleep in past work time
>fuck
Uhh can't come into work today, family matters, medical things. Might be back next week, idk I'll let you know

>>534475789 (OP)
quick baking so early, homo

I really wish you bros a good launch, but I'm sick of this shit. I'm unironically downloading turtle right now. 1.12 client be dammed.
What the fuck do I have to do so the 1.12 client isn't shit?

>>534476017
IT'S FUCKING DEAD

First for server delayed because of Kes' suicide

>leave people believing the server is relaunching for hours
>Oh just a heads up, that was just a test
>Why are people so toxic to us?

turtle won its over...

>>534475961
pretty cool desu

could this actually be the end? feel like the devs are close to quitting just to spite the community at this point. especially with how mad people are after the latest lies

>>534476049
the pochler

Come back to turtle, we forgive you.

God damn ice trolls stole our stairs, can't have shit in Anvilmar

>>534475961
Post Azshara, STV, Hilsbrad Foothills, and Arathi Highlands.

Also how are you getting these? Upload the whole map.

feralas neutral hub added where youll do some quests for exiled dire maul orcs

>>534475961
very cool honestly.

>>534476104
words truly cannot describe how much i wish the next update post to be about how "kes is no longer with us"

If you want Classic+, why are you hyping up a server that barely has any custom content? Turtle WoW has literal expansions’ worth of new stuff, and yet you morons are choosing something with almost nothing new instead of a project that’s been going strong for 8 years.

I genuinely don’t get it.

Turtle WoW 1.18 adds:

3 new zones (1 more coming before end of 2025)

2 new dungeons

600+ new items

Tons of other custom content

Fresh RP-PvE server launches August 17th, meanwhile Sleepoch is still going to be deader than shit by the time this ACTUALLY launches.
https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE
https://youtu.be/vIuS0DXGY6Y
https://youtu.be/uBJmyhE2_pQ
https://youtu.be/njXP0hfJBjc
https://youtu.be/5gy_3Dy5nXE

>troonpoch family members start dropping like flies because the satanic troon community members put a hex on them

>>534476078
open the twow launcher go to tweaks and click the things on

>These tiny little hubs
>Meanwhile Turtlebulls shit out like 3 zones per patch

>>534476106
Well unless they do invite only they're past that point. If they cap it at 2k and queues blow out people will lose interest quickly enough. Surely that's preferable to whatever the fuck this is.

>>534476201
lmao

>>534475789 (OP)
Is this the Star Citizen donation thread?

>>534476017
All I can do is laugh at this point

>>534476162
i would actually be less pissed off if they just said that and were honest about wanting to let Turtle absorb most of these people but it's the fact that they lie and intentionally string people along that pisses me off

I'm dying for a melty from someone

>>534476261
I'm not giving trans people my credit card number

>>534476126
It was relaunching bro, that was it, they just fucked it again and made up some excuse with a vague promise they'll let us know when they believe its ready. Its literally fucking over

i suddenly feel pretty stupid for looking forward to this so much

>>534476261
1.12

>>534476282
name one (1) good turdle zone

>>534476219
>Dire maul orcs
>Orcs
Ogres or orcs?

>>534476261
Please stop shilling Turtle
If my Ambershire username gets stolen I'm going to MELT

>>534476390
Gilneas

>all they really did was switch over to linux
If you expected anything else, I have a bridge to sell you.

heres that new elf subzone in winterspring
>>534476208
open any of the recently changed .mpq files with an mpq editor
azshara has nothing notable besides them slightly expanding that shipwrecked crew on the very southern coast
hillsbrad hasnt much that i could see either
ill do arathi and stv later

https://monstersandmemories.com/

I'm just leaving this here, no pressure.

At least HSR has a new patch next week to tide me over for a bit

>>534476390
gilneas
high elf starting zone
goblin custom subzone in stonetalon

>>534476369
Looks and plays fine on my machine.
>>534476390
Gilneas

>>534476390
the alliance FP in felwood is very good and sovlfvl
>>534476427
this too

Will Ambershire have name reservations?

>left work early today after hearing Gurubashi came up because they said that would indicate a true launch
>this happens
fucking hell man

>>534476390
I liked Gilneas a fair bit

>>534476351
You and me both brother.

>>534476261
picrel is all the custom content i need.

it's joever

VIBES: IMMACULATE
DATA: COLLECTED
NAP TIME: VERY YES

What's the consensus on the custom content on Turtle? I just don't know anymore man.

>4 people from our mod team and 2 from our dev team all coincidentally happened to have gotten cancer at the same time
wow!!!

if you were in charge of a funserver and it crashed over and over but you refused to say it would not be ready until someone else comes along and fixes it, is this how you would do it?

yeah im done im downloading turtle right now

>>534476301
>>534476331
if the owner of the server wants only enough people to make a few raid teams on at a time then this is a much faster way to get people to leave. just piss off the majority until you get the amount you want.

>>534476126
Any screenshots showing they said it was a relaunch?

>>534476475
>azshara has nothing notable besides them slightly expanding that shipwrecked crew on the very southern coast
Why is this zone so fucking wasted?

>>534476585
>darrowshire
>radditz card accident incident

now for non-zone stuff, heres a blue horse reskin and a teal coloured mechanostrider
>>534476397
whoops! yes i meant ogres not orcs

>>534476538
I half considered it but I knew there was absolutely no way this shit would happen

>>534476490
Do I need to pay to play this

>>534476669
map good
quest bad

>>534476669
its ass

>>534476669
it feels like a cheap mod rather than expanding on vanilla

IT WILL BE OURS AGAIN
A VANILLA FREE OF 1.12

>>534476049
isn't his camera centered vertically

>Unfortunately key members have had family and medical matters that need their attention
LMAO there is no fucking way they're this sleazy

>>534476390
No matter which I say you're claim its bad for the sake of argument, right?

>>534476351
I feel embarrassed after spending so much time looking into it and planning classes and proffs

>>534476351

>>534476708
yea if it were me i'd keep doing it untill turtle launched. so expect this for another week atleast.

The glazing in discord is unreal. UwU the devs aren't Blizzard they can't possibly run things smoothly UwU

>>534476691
Epoch is reddit cancer incarnate. Not surprised.

I'm installing Ascencion again

>>534476261
fuck off sheena this is the only custom content vanilla wow needs

>>534476708
i wouldn't take on such an ambitious project with zero idea how things work

Do these retards not know they can just make multiple 2k servers instead of one big 8k server that theyre too incompetent to have work?

This is what you get Lemur. I know you're here. Don't you EVER fuck with us again

here's the level 60 mounts, the red one they lifted from sod but the undead one looks custom

I FOUND KES!

>>534476669
stinkypoopoo, however it at least is running
was using bbc as a waiting room but i think it's time for a full on transition

>>534476952
not playing your turd, schizochristcuck

>we’re having medical and family issues
How convenient that this happens immediately after trying to launch the server and it failing.
Every test has gotten progressively worse since the Day 1 launch.
They obviously severely broke their core while trying to add multi threading in after everything else was already done.

>>534476691
Blizzard sends their regards...

>>534476351
yeah..

>>534476669
I find it fine, and in line with vanilla. like there is walking and killing mobs pretty on par. people are gonna doom especially in this thread which is just coping shitposting. best advice is to just play the game and see if you enjoy it cause it is free

>>534476669
Its widely agreed on as the best custom pserver for a reason. Some might say its a bit too 'busy' in terms of design and difficulty lately compared to vanilla, but thats nitpicking.

I'm not mad at their incompetence, i'm not even mad at their poor communication, i'm just mad because I don't understand why they would edge us on for 2 fucking weeks while we spam login like retards instead of just delaying the launch one month.

>>534476669
50/50 for me
some zones great, 9/10 if not 10/10, fit with vanilla
other zones the entire design is ass, the quests are ass, poorly placed npcs, horrible paths, incomplete chains

>>534476962
>Wallcraft_gameplay.webm

>>534476880
I'm sure they'll be able to provide a doctor's note as proofs!!

Guess TurtleWoW should consider launching 2 new servers instead of 1 lmao
What a disaster...

>>534476832
This really nails the general feeling of it
It's like those custom Fallout quest mods, but instead of shitty voice-acting, you have poorly-written ESL text

>>534476669
That's right, Jay

>>534476390
Nice try sweaty. All of the new Turtle zones are good except for the goblin starting island.

>>534476736
>there's a blue mechanostrider
>there's a green mechanostrider
>"let's make a mechanostrider that combines those two colors!"
did troonpoch really

>>534476998
whoops didnt select all layers

Going to just play Terraria and BF6 today I guess

>>534477046
um chud getting rugpulled over and over so gaytotes can collect more data before naptime is a good thing

>>534476962
i was one of five people that actually played on that server kek

>>534476669
It's great and the faggots saying otherwise as epoch shills
>>534477010
>christcuck
case in point >>534476952

>>534476351
i felt stupid for the first 24 hours, then took the clownpill and ive been laughing at this train wreck every since

>>534476669
Places like Gilneas are legit Blizzard-tier.
The starting zone custom content is kinda ass though.

>>534476870
>I gotta get in shape. Too much waiting for Epoch has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long.

Was just confirmed to me...
Staff were told today that launch is happening and were allowed to hype up the crowd, which is what some mods did. Eredun now basically lied when he said it was just a test. IT'S A SECOND FAILED LAUNCH

>>534477015
somehow magically the very same "key members" who are needed to fix/run the server were taken out wow that's definitely believable

They even have server launch issues, Epoch really is authentic to WoW.

>>534477191
I wish turtle didn't have massive input delay.. and had custom content worth doing... and had raiders who aren't shitty grey parsing 4channers from mistblade.

>>534477000
THERE HE IS!
Checked

>>534477160
nice art!

So did anyone get to see the gnome or troll starting zone for the brief period it was up? Was it as shit as I imagine it is?

>>534477218
>he wasn't able to piece the failed launch together from level cap being removed, items being pruned, and gurubashi being up
>had to have it "confirmed" to him
lol
retard

>>534477191
shitposting in /epog/ 23 hours a day with 5 minutes of uptime is STILL preferable than downloading turdle

wholesome reddit chungus samwise.png

>>534477151
have we seen what the undead paladin mount looks like yet?

>>534476585
Good for Alex sniffing out that this was going to be a disaster and staying away. He has been hyping epoch for like 2 years leading up to this, so it must have been a big decision for him. But way better than attaching your already troubled brand to a total shitshow.

>>534476669
average at best to below average. ESL fetch quests with somewhat confusing text that forces you to look up walkthroughs on the turtle database

however, custom content (zones, dungeons, etc) IS slowly improving as the turtle team gets better.

>>534476727
I mean, lorewise it pretty much has to be sparsely inhabited. It wouldn’t make any sense to add a real “quest hub” to it.
Adding to the shipwrecked crews lore and expanding the ancient night elf storyline is about all you can do.

>>534477296
>I wish turtle didn't have massive input delay
It doesn't. Use the client tweaks.
>and had custom content worth doing
It is and you have people in this very thread talking about how their custom zones are blizzard-tier
>>534477391
No it isn't.

>>534476946
>servers went up for testing a bit
he doesn't even know what he's talking about

all of these people are early 20s i think. they literally did not live when this game came out
"all of you are psychopaths" mimiii
"it worries be that you're a member of society"
what the fuck

>>534477218
anon not a single person on discord believes the "dog ate my homework" lie eredun made up

>>534477368
Gnomes were still in their normal starting zone lol

>>534477000
Tracks lead in this direction. Human bones... they look like that of a man's - or what was a man. Hmmm.

i have reached the end of vvallcraft

>>534477404
hecking based, i love references

>>534477497
dude what

>>534477483
I think the client tweaks crashed me more than the default client did, they did not change how laggy turtle is.

Anyone know any profession spoilers? Stuff like if the enchanting staves or crafting BoPs are worth holding onto?

Seems like there wasn't anything useful or new from 1-75 for LW when I checked.

>>534477483
When will they fix the linux launcher?

>>534477374
>>534477491
Do you have screenshots 100% confirming it? I have some, getting more.

That's the only way to push against absolute boot lickers and simps

>>534477614
There is no lag. You are lying and cannot stop the wave.

a thumbs down flag? not sure what this could be for
>>534477428
turns out its not a paladin mount! not sure why i thought it was
https://www.project-epoch.net/news/developer-log-march-2025/

>>534477549
'CAUSE IM FREEEEEE
FREEEFALLLIINNNGGGGG

>>534476490
I got to lvl 5 in last playtest

>>534477073
that's it im joining wallcraft now

>>534477614

>>534477089
to be honest, yes. pvp and pve.

>>534477690
that’s a old tcg item in retail

>>534477015
>Every test has gotten progressively worse since the Day 1 launch
yeah ok

>>534477549
You found the Dun Morogh NPCs??

>>534477657
I watched some guy's video and LW had some pretty decent stuff for shaman and druid

>>534477657
its over....

A-at least I made it to Level 10 before all of this happened....

>>534476669
The consensus is that Turtle is good and people love it. The custom content is fine. I'd give it a B+ overall.

More importantly, it has way better class balance in raids than vanilla, so it's a huge improvement in that regard alone.

So they "fixed" the server, waited a couple days for a better time to "relaunch" then it turns ouf they didnt actually fix shit?
This is hilarious, what were the couple of days for anyways?

>>534477010
tranny mad

>>534476490
this looks kino

>>534477686
I'm from the east coast US and I can't even feel it

>>534477690
oh i know but i was just curious if yuo had come across them yet in the files

Yeah, it's pretty sad when servers go young like that.

>>534476490
Played last playtest and had so much fun that I said to some guys I was playing with that I hope Epoch shits itself so I can play MnM some more.
Maybe I doomed it. Anyway, can't wait for next playtest.

At this point I'm waiting until AI is good enough to simulate a servers worth of authentic player NPCs for my and the boys to adventure in.
Some unnamed saint may even make mods like War mods for Horde and Alliance NPCs to have big battles and more fleshed out mechanics like that to make the world feel more alive.

>that Magic nigga left the discord server
LMAOOOOOOO search from:magic5555

>>534477151
https://www.wowhead.com/classic/item=236663/reins-of-conquest

>>534477751
I want Turtle to revamp PvP before they do another PvP server. There's a reason Tel'Abim is dead.

Wallcraft is making PvP meaningful and interesting. Copy that.
>>534477920
It's great. I played the most recent playtest.

you actually made me install return of reckoning...i cant believe it.

kek poochies

>>534477982
kek

>>534477885
custom content designed by highschoolers and voiced by people with low quality mics sums up turtle pretty well
i think the stormwind stockade custom 5 man was the worst thing i've experienced in private servers and i used to play a funserver in 2014 that was developed by an ac-web donor

>>534476490
nu-Everquest? Could it be ?

I dont even want to shit on the devs or doompost anymore I just want the fucking thing to work already.

One, nothing wrong with me
Two, nothing wrong with me
Three, nothing wrong with me
Four, nothing wrong with me
One, something's got to give
Two, something's got to give
Three, something's got to give now

>>534477483
>No it isn't
I mean that's what you're doing

>>534478014
he got kicked for being a fagcryptofauxhype

>>534478014

vibes: oh shittt

assorted sm assets, not sure if these are custom or not
>>534477956
i couldnt find anything but >>534478028 they've got the sod KT mount drop so maybe they're making it the ud paladin one?

>>534477982
>Finally get into the Sopranos
>All the sudden I see it EVERYWHERE
I'm not Schizo

>>534477982
When they GO? Come on, huh? It was Kes that did it! Payback for that emoji they were spamming, :pregnant_man:!

people hate on Twow because of shit like pic related

>>534478014
>actually real
uh oh

its really over this time the turtle shills won shenna won

>>534476490
EA isn't for months bro but I will be checking it out

>>534478014
>it's real
HAHAHAHA

Its all falling apart. Kes pulled the trigger, Magic abandoned the team.

>>534478014
>it's actually real
HOLY SHIT KEK
guess he's jumping ship, cannot blame him in the slightest

>>534478014
kek no fucking way
this server just keeps on giving

no epoch today, gg folks

>>534478014
yeah this to me is confirmation that this will never come out

>>534478178
yeah bro definitely it hasn't been loved and critically acclaimed for 20 years

are we ready for re-release!?

>>534477538
https://streamable.com/47bvdg

>>534477549
aim for the bushes

>>534478232
>>534478258
he shouldnt have fucked with us chuds

Pic from earlier today. I wonder how the community mods feel about giving their time and effort to a project that doesn't even give them a heads up whether there's a test or a launch today?

>>534478014

>>534478106
No. I'm alt tabbing between this thread and playing Turtle.

last one for now
elune symbol on the ground. found this one near the same filenames as a bunch of custom ground textures so maybe its for stonetalon caverns?

the discord teen got kicked for doing the retarded hype shit he does on his pajeet server

>being so addicted to wow and mmos you resort to playing on a dogshit server like turtle

Grim

>>534478014
UH OH
POOCHIE

>>534478014
>Israel
From the fag who brought you this.

>>534478258
>>534478232
>>534478014

>>534478197
people hate on twow cause they get banned for being schizos, these same people are gonna be banned in epoch if it ever actually launches but for some reason thye have spent the last 5 years convincing themselves it wont happen

>>534478014
If this isn't a sign that the server is dying as we speak I don't know what is.

>>534478258
lmao

>MMO in production since 2001
>donations open :)
>every time they're supposed to deliver there's a family health emergency or other shit
totally not a scam

Po......chi.......

>the server might be nonexistent by this time next week

>>534477549
This looks like the end of The Truman Show

>>534478462
>the one guy on the team that actually shows a sliver of humility and admits they don't really know what they're doing
>leaves/is kicked out
laughing my ass off bro

IS THE MONSTER AND MEMORIES TEST STILL UP CAN I CHECK IT OUT

Magic was just talking to us last night LMAO

If anything I give thanks to Epoch for exposing me to Wallcraft and showing me there's still hope for WoW private servers USA scene
thank you Wall and God bless you.

>>534478585
Sis... it's time to let go....

>>534478258
>>534478014
are you guys retarded, why is everyone replying to this believing this
am i surrounded by legitimate retards

>>534478604
god how good was that movie

>>534478617
either
>Magic was one of the people who had an "emergency" (but then why quit the discord server entirely?)
>the "emergencies" thing is 100% lying and he couldn't handle being associated with these con artists anymore

>>534478014
turtle is now poaching our developers wtf

it's ready right? ready for re-release?

I know a lot are autistic but if you can't tell from that last message from Magic - this was meant ot the relaunch, something went wrong behind the scenes, they have had enough of trying to deal with it for now and we are probably not going to hear anything from them for some time and I wouldn't be surprised if the next message is "unforunately we have decided to postpone it indefinately." I hope I am wrong.

>>534478736
Turtle doesn't want Epoch's tranny devs.

initiate damage control

>>534478014
THE RUGPULL BEGINS

>>534478014
>Main infrastructure/tooling developer
>Leaves
It's so fucking doomed

>>534478687
You can check, hes not in the discord anymore

any ai slop futa whitemane jigsaw's? got some time to kill

>>534477783
are you disagreeing with this lmao?
The servers were up nonstop those first few days, the problem was that only ~3,000 could play.
As soon as they added multithreading the server hasn’t been able to stay up for more than an hour. They haven’t even increased the population cap lol.

>>534478687
nigga it's real, you can check yourself. he's not in the server anymore

>>534478840
jewish name

>>534478687
you can literally click his name and see it yourself
>no mutual servers
he's gone bro

>>534478687
Hes not in the server. It normally shows shared servers, even for offline people.

Hmmm, the vibes?

>>534478014
Damn. So whats the plan for ambershire then?

>>534478014
this is 100% the end of the server
it was fun while it lasted!

>>534478014
I swear to fucking christ that if this server gets shut down over some fucking trannies having their feefees hurts I'm gonna mad for like a day.

>>534478687
retard

https://youtu.be/0mHbZJ2KIG0
https://youtu.be/0mHbZJ2KIG0
https://youtu.be/0mHbZJ2KIG0
https://youtu.be/0mHbZJ2KIG0

Just leaving this gem here, no need to thank me.

>>534478081
What voice acting lmao? Are you talking about the AI voiceover addon?

>>534477483
>their custom zones are blizzard-tier
hahahahahahaha

>>534478014
>>534478258
>>534478979
>>534478983
>parsetranny left
this is a good thing

Damage control

False alarm guys.

She’s right

Hey losers,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are pathetic, no-life queue-sitters who spend every second of your day staring at “Logging in to game server…” You are everything wrong with this community. Honestly, have any of you ever even played EpochWoW instead of just crying on Discord? I mean, I guess it’s fun complaining because of your own incompetence, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than ERP’ing in Goldshire.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m basically perfect. I got into EpochWoW today after only 30sec in queue. What did you do, other than “get disconnected while alt-tabbed to YouTube”? I also killed three gnolls and two Defias bandits before the server died (One of them dropped a rusty dagger; shit was SO cash). You’re all trash who should probably reroll on retail. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It’s me and my rusty dagger.

>>534478861
>doomed
because he's been doing such a splendid job

Pic from earlier today. I wonder how the community mods feel about giving their time and effort to a project that doesn't even give them a heads up whether there's a test or a launch today?

>the health emergency was ulmtrs ODing

pooochie sisters... suddenly it feels like all the magic is gone

>its not a real launch, even though we just hinted at it for the last 2 days and also multiple mods said the server would be back up after a patch
So either
>update is a garbage excuse
or
>update implies anytime a dev gets a booboo or a family member disowns them for being trans they will just shut the server down for a day because they cant work on GMing
Am I getting this right?
And we are hyping this over Ambershire why?

>>534479146
Is it over?

>>534479148
what the fuck kind of projection is this?

>>534477359
>>534477160
GOOD MORNING SAAR

>>534478014
It's actually over now

>>534479146
>>534479147
disappointing

>>534479147
>>534479146
that was hard

>>534479146
sure bro
he just left the discord entirely bro
he totally didn't quit on us bro
also the servers being up was just a test bro

>>534478673
i'm on the same boat
get it? hehe
hehehehehe

>>534479116
the voice acting in all of their custom instances, let me tell you im not surprised if you didn't play turtle, fmc didn't really play unless there was an incentive to be annoying and they played badly

Imagine being retarded enough to use PTO for this "launch".

>>534479050
well pally will always be slammed so keep that in mind. locks and rshams are wanted generally if you can stomach playing that. everything else you gotta get in early with a group basically

>>534479247
>no veins or stretch marks
this is why it can never replace the real deal

>>534479237
Because Ambershire is bad IT JUST IS OKAY? 1.12 CLIENT SCARES ME

>>534479246
just face it

you can mute servers
magic is 100% gone

If the whole project does go up in flames which it looks like it might, what realistically is going to happen to all the money they got in donations? Can they get sued? Is that why the devs and moderators seems to be jumping ship and breaking down?

>>534479146
>>534479147
his family emergency made him leave a discord

>>534476490
Too many classes. How is balancing going to be possible with so many different classes?
Also way too similar to D&D in too many ways, but completely divergent in other ways.
Vibes are off tbqhfam

>instead of muting the server he disconnects and leaves the server completely so he needs to have his role added back again

WAT

damage control mode initiated

>>534479345
Yeah brother I'm not that retarded I used unpaid time off

>my spidey sense tells me the servers will be back online today

LOL

>>534479247
destroying the RO trannies invading this general I see
good job and keep it up

>>534478347
lol

>>534479345
someone out there definitely took 2 weeks off for the "launch" to hit 60 and are facing going back to work on Monday with no progress

>the medical emergency was Magic's having a panic attack because xhe forgot her daily dilation

>>534479476
Fellow professional son.

is this the most infamous launch in pwow history now?

>Not launching today
>Apparently they are still testing
>They plan to test more
>These tests may be delayed
>They will announce when the servers are stable
>This annoucement will likely come with another vague time frame of when they will actually launch

I'm still waiting because there aren't any other private servers worth playing but it's not looking good, it wouldn't be surprising if this took another week

>Gurubashi went up when it was stated before only Kezan is turned on for testing
>level cap removed
How the fuck did they think anyone but drooling morons would buy this load of shit?

>>534479417
i'm going to open a can of chili and celebrate that epoch won't be coming out in the next year and you're all stuck with <fmc> people being annoying in /wpsg/ as their blog

GENERAL IS DOWN.
I REPEAT:
GENERAL IS DOWN

>>534479134
Gilneas is literally better than some of Blizzards original Vanilla zones lol.

>cord completely locked down again
yeah dude i'm sure magic is just taking a break from discord
that's why he left entirely instead of just locking it down like we're doing now after people noticed

>>534478197
>cosmetics and mounts
Who cares? The real problem is the vendor/AH/bank pets and the 28/36 slot bags.

>General locked
it's over...

>>534479148
women DO owe me sex

>>534479448
>too many classes
>just 18
you didnt play any mmo besides wow, many such cases with wowheads

Been asleep the past 7 hours. Its still not fucking up? What the fuck happened now?

>>534478918
either your memory is completely shot or you're just shitposting, either way thank you for confiming you don't know what you're talking about
>3000 on launch
fucking laughable

turtle is sabotaging our team i just fucking know it. they dont want this server to succeed so they can launch their own new one. its so obvious

Was Magic a dev or a CM?

I for one am grateful for the entertainment they have provided so far. I've not enjoyed a game so much for a long time. Thank you all.

WE WON

>>534479579
I didn't think anything could be funnier than PlayTBC but here we are

>Locking general
Sign of a healthy server

THEY CLOSED GENERAL CHAT AGAIN

QRD on PlayTBC launch?

>>534479240
>nigga couldn't type 2 lines on vBulletin
>he's their main tooling dev

>Server: Down
>General: Locked
>Magic: Gone
It's not looking good.

>general locked again
general locked again
>general locked again
general locked again
>general locked again
general locked again
>general locked again
general locked again

>>534479710
dev, see >>534478861

So it's really over now

>>534479684
>let em bitch on twow
we are actually playing on twow and laughing

>>534476490
Ill play it when its out. I have always wanted a modernized EQ without jank controls and menuing.

general? locked
vibes? non-existent
magic? dilating

>>534479146
>>534479147
>Magic is still in the team
>From the same people that were told that they don't know anything about what the devs are doing

And you expect us to believe this shit?

>>534479579
Felmyst, but at least that was over quickly.

>>534479776
It didn't

>>534479579
i feel like felmyst launch still the big one. gummy is such a retard for hosting that server in the US lmfao

>>534479247
>>534477359
>>534477160

>>534479346
I'm planning on tanking my way to 60 as a warr, should I level as prot or go a different tree?

>>534479662
it was up for 30 minutes, level cap was removed, pruning of items and gold was applied, gurubashi was up, everything they said would only happen when it was really launching for real
then it's been down ever since
and then they decided to lie to everyone in the most "dog ate my homework" way ever and say it was just a test
also the devs are jumping ship and the discord is locked down

I am going to sleep now, tomorrow will be better surely.

>blatant lie in updates
>people criticize it
AAA STOP THE ABUSE
>lock down the discord again
deja vu

>>534479364
>rp-pve
Gayer than sex between 2 gay men.

wait so if i open a soup kitchen and give homeless people rotten food and its never open then its fine and i dont owe the homeless people anything because they didnt pay me????

>>534479595
i dont know what any of that means and ive never played on this server

why are they delaying the chudbian holocaust? the longer they let it fester the worse it becomes.

anyone want to play on Tel'Abim? there's a good amount of world PVP still

>>534479147
Yeah because the mods have been a trustworthy source of info so far, right?

I don't know bros... It doesn't look good...

>>534479939
Fury until you can get devastate

>>534479579
PlayTBC was pretty glorious

>>534479931
destroying the RO trannies invading this general I see
good job and keep it up

>>534479674
He’s obviously not talking about players in queue you retard.
3,000 players played Epoch for 3 days straight. Why do you think everyone was crying about their progress and it became a whole deal requiring a poll and a wipe?

>>534479939
definitly go a different tree, sadly they havent made prot leveling worth it

if you don't know which tree then go arms

The next 48 hours are going to be some of the funniest wow pserver drama that's ever happened. The melties are just beginning.

>>534479579
it wasn't at first but honestly nothing compares to this weeks-long constant shitshow

>>534476351
>Talked my friends into being hyped by this
I feel like I owe them naked dogeza or something

I told you fucking faggots this entire time that Epoch was a reddit project and a waste of your time.
>>534476261
V I N D I C A T E D

>>534479345
I'm that retard unfortunately

>>534476490
Haven't seen this before, looks like something i would enjoy. Thanks for sharign!

Pochie status?

>>534479986
Nobody wants you psycho PvP chuds. Im talking to the normal Kezan players.

I dunno it might still go up, maybe this is the REAL stealth launch!, keep clicking login guys!

>>534480019
Is rogue good on troontle?

If anything, I'm grateful to Epoch for introducing me to Wallcraft and showing me there's still hope for the WoW private server scene in the USA.
Thank you, Wall, and God bless you.

>>534480190
>reddit project
funnily enough the reddit community are even more schizo about it than us

>>534479990
Yeah, you even get to call them ungrateful in a virtue signal grandstanding kind of way and then ask for donations to run your feed the homeless initiative and if you get criticized you just pull the idubbbz and claim they are just drama farmers who hate charity

>wow pserver scene is nothing but custom content and pve servers
grim

no way the actual server couldve been more fun than this shitshow

Magic is still a teenager, to be fair. He's left multiple times

>>534476162
the issue is not population this time around, I had 0 lag
It's their custom content removing vanilla stuff >>534475910

JIGGIE

https://jiggie.fun/Iz0Kcs
https://jiggie.fun/Iz0Kcs
https://jiggie.fun/Iz0Kcs

>pvp server is called Tel Aviv
Who the fuck writes this

>>534480252
they said it wont be up today but they are so inept that means there is a good chance it will be up today

just donate some more, surely that will help get this moving, only your money can make this free project happen

>>534479969
What a bunch of faggots. They could have avoided this entire shitshow if they just communicated in a normal way.

>>534480273
If it ever releases, Wall will just get sued and server shut down. Dont know what his plan is and there are so many schizo changes too

I'm just gonna play Return of Reckoning while we wait

>Makes a turtle fresh unrionically seem appealing
Is this going down as the worst 'launch,' ever?

>>534480045
>>534480124
What're the differences between arms & fury? I get arms is 2hander focused and fury is dual wield but beyond that I don't know shit about warr.

I TOLD YOU ALL THAT THE SERVER WOULD CRASH AGAIN AND THEN THE DEVS WOULD RAGE OUT

I TOOOOOOOOLD YOU ALL

Since this re-launch failed I think we need another 24 hour poll to decide the FATE of the server.
>Try again tomorrow
>Try again in a week
>End the social experiment altogether

So what did we learn from this, anons?

>>534480190

>>534479990
WoW pservers are more like giving heroine to the homeless.

>>534480269
lmao no

These threads have been a highlight for me the last few days, thanks for making this failure of a server even more fun guys, haven't had this much fun shitposting about wow since Shadowlands /wowg/.

>>534480121
>3000 players played epoch for 3 days straight
where the fuck have you guys heard this shit?

>>534480334
thats what people really want. go ask your dead pvp servers how they are doing

>>534480558
arms turns into the pvp spec with mortal strike effecting healing

fury becomes pve spec with deathwish increasing damage but making you squishier

>they actually hit is with the "we're having medical emergencies" excuse
I feel manipulated.

they are still deleting posts 10minutes after locking it down
fucking weird people

>>534480460
what makes you think he'll get sued and his server shut down? what makes you think he doesn't have a plan B, plan C, etc and contingency plans?

I would do community management for these faggots if they were taking volunteers, its the easiest thing on the planet if you aren't an attention whore or you have thin skin. They just want to only keep their groomed retards on the dev team

The thing that upsets me the most is that the devs just stopped caring about updates almost immediately. Go back and read the updates that they were posting about five days ago and it was just empty bullshit.

Then three days of silence. They launched the server, and then realized they made a mistake with Anvilmar, and just don't have the people to fix it right now.

Like holy shit. How hard would it be to be like "Hey guys, we see that we made a mistake with Anvilmar, we are going to fix it, but it will take a little time due to some unforeseen circumstances. We'll keep in touch as things change, sorry about that"

Instead they tell us after almost 4 hours "Server isn't up today, was just a test haha, btw all our developers are all dying of ligma because of the hostility of the general chat so no server today"

People actually joked that Kaytotes would say it was a "test" and they actually tried to pull that shit.

the brightside is that like 80% of the community has turned on them because they fucking deserve it.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Project_Epoch/comments/1ml5x7l/wipe_poll/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Project_Epoch/comments/1ml5x7l/wipe_poll/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Project_Epoch/comments/1ml5x7l/wipe_poll/
https://poll-maker.com/poll5552167xc9d046a8-164
https://poll-maker.com/poll5552167xc9d046a8-164
https://poll-maker.com/poll5552167xc9d046a8-164
https://poll-maker.com/poll5552167xc9d046a8-164
VOTE IN THE WIPE POLL SO EPOCH TEAM HAS AS MUCH TIME AS POSSIBLE TO REVIEW THE RESULTS

>Inex deleted his message where he called it a shadow launch

>>534479931
> veins

ugh

What if this was intentional and there will be a shadow launch later?

MoP won

>>534480334
If you want normal classic, you can go play on the actual classic servers
>but they're dead
exactly

>>534480537
Turtle fresh will be up the millisecond its supposed to. Silky smooth. 10k all day. Comfy chatting in general. Home.

>>534480683
there a screencap of someone saying this?

12 hours since the hype started today, HALF A DAY, we get an update saying "To clear confusion and avoid unnecessary frustration we want to state that the server will not be up today"

AFTER 12 hours, during which OFFICIAL MODS hinted at the relaunch being today and people started hyping up you come out and say you want to avoid "unnecessary frustration".

You're keeping the whole community in the dark and causing unnecessary frustration by not letting us know is this a test or no, coming only THREE HOURS after you pulled the server down cause arts and crafts team build a wall to keep gnomes and dwarves out.

We appreciate your hard work, but how about you start appreciating the community at least a bit and communicate with us like we're human beings and not lab rats you get to poke for testing.

>>534480661
advertise buck breaking asmongold was better

so this is the power of vvall

Thanks all for installing our crypto miner on your PCs.
This has been very helpful.

>>534480736
anvilmar wasn't even an issue, you could jump up the barrels to get in. nobody was actually blocked from doing anything and the server was running fine.
but if these faggots had a single ounce of humility we wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.

>>534480772
Its actually up but no one noticed

>>534479874
>>534479684
>let em bitch on twow
I immediately checked the world channel and people were indeed bitching, pretty good call

>>534480702
Because he lives in America and plans to host it in America? Lawyers will quite literally show up at the door with cops and a warrant.

>>534480661
this
dont even have an account but this shit is very entertaining

>>534480796
It's in the main fucking update post bro

>>534480796
read the fucking thread

>>534480796
it is official response in discord update

>>534480946
>and plans to host it in America?
when did he mentioned that?

>>534480269
yes, just not Sub

>>534478014
I haven't bothered much with the discord but this is the guy admiting he screwed up saying the server was ready for launch.
What a shame

>>534480909
woah woah woah buddy. Don't talk like that. If you say something mean about them, another one of their family members will be in the hospital.

How can you be so entitled?

Can someone give me a qrd on the Anvilmar thing? They walled off the building or something?

>>534480019
Tel’Abim has a solid 2-3k online at most times, so it will be about as active as Guru would have been.
>>534480269
For PvP yes, it’s pretty hard to make them bad at PvP without completely gutting the class. For PvE they’re a bit undertuned.

Just wait a week for Ambershire.

wwyd?

>>534480220

So that's that, then. Shame we didn't get a based last comment like last time

>>534480965
not in the 'cord i just read the thread but i missed this

THERE'S AN INTERNAL DISPUTE GOING ON RIGHT NOW AND THEY FORCED MAGIC OFF THE TEAM

WAS MAGIC ON OUR SIDE?

>>534481118
drae pussy is still drae pussy

>>534480881
Vvwallcraft vril levels are once in a century level. I wish him the best.

>>534480881
>>534481118
works on my machine
no idea what the fuck is wrong with your gpu maybe don't buy shit brands next time that can't run a 30 years old game?

>>534480881
>>534481118
what race is that

>>534480334
blizzard killed normal vanilla servers with classic, so now they jumped to classic+, and we are now reaching a new nostalrius situation where thousands of people play on pservs rather than official classic. if blizz follows the same pattern they will close them and do an official classic+ at some point

>>534481162
what's it gonna take for these people to critique the devs? they obviously lied in the update but they dont seem to care

>>534481172

>>534481059
Anvilmar's entire Y axis was off so it was floating a little bit in the air. I say a little bit, was about a Tauren's height up.

They brought down the server, and when they did one of the CM's said in the general chat, "bringing down the server to fix it" and then they all went silent for 4 hours.

>>534481059
The stairs on a building blocked players from getting in. However the server crashed regardless of that or they would have done a proper shutdown.

>>534480881
UH-HUH
You know what it is.

>>534479583
Im not even devils advocate, but people waited for years, whats few extra days. At least it will filter the worst tourists and tryhards.

>>534481026
That was always the plan, and even if it wasn't Blizzard may not be able to touch the server host, but they can arrest Wall himself.

>>534480965
>MY DOGS GIRLFRIEND DIED SORRY GUYS 2 MORE WEEKS
this is such a lie i hope these niggers SUFFER

>>534481172
Magic and Ross have always been for the people

>>534480946
>>534481026
>wall is hosting in america to intentionally retrigger his schizophrenic episodes when the men in suits show up again

>>534479146
>Out of 100 donators, 37 were pleased with your performance!

>>534478725
Doomer take, he was the only honest dev and they hated for it.
see >>534472215
The rest of them are ok with gaslighting everyone and draging their feet for months

>>534480909
so the npcs falling through the floor wasn't causing issues?

>>534481172
>only dev that took any responsibility for the shit state of things
>only dev that ever apologized
>only dev that admitted they were amateurs and just doing their best
of course they kicked him out, the rest are huge egotists.

>>534481305
This can't be real.

>>534481159
BIGGER

>>534481297
>that was always the plan
when did he mentioned that? your ESL is showing btw

>>534481162
I swear to fucking god the
>please don't be meanies to the devs
comments have to be bots or something. You can't seriously defend this launch even for a free project

>>534480460
>schizo changes
All of the changes to the server are awesome. You’re just adding “schizo” in front of them because you heard some anons call him a schizo yesterday.

This server is unironically our only hope for a non-cucked Vanilla server, so attacking it is only hurting us and WoW as a whole desu.

This is all just too fucking funny. I'm glad they are being bullied because it could all be avoided if they just communicated with their playerbase. The fucking CM's last night were saying "Yeah we are in the dark, we have no idea what is going on"

>>534481396
then how did i post it? thats a real photo

>>534481396
it's real i found one in my pocket

Magic wanted to launch today but Kes was throwing another Melty and fishing for sympathy. Magic said they could launch without her being present but Kaytotes said no. Kaytotes is autistic and wants to "launch as a team when the time is right". Magic obviously got mad because Kes is forcing another delay so he left. Now they're doing damage control and have shut down the discord again.

>the medical emergency was Ross' water breaking
They're gonna name it baby epoch

>>534480850
It's CHADverstise
The fact that he is otherwise a pretty well adjusted guy who successfully makes youtube videos for normalfags was just the cherry on top.

>>534479579
While the other shitshows may have taken off into orbit with drama immediately after launch, Epoch WoW is the slow burn that tops them all over the long term, like a warlock's damage over time spells

>>534481446
>when did he mentioned
Ironic calling anyone else an ESL

>>534481446
Ironic

>>534481462
lol let him post more i want to keep laughing

Yooo, epoopies! Enjoying your humiliation ritual? Good!
*ihihihihihihi*

>>534481503

>>534481503
actually the server crashed two more times and they gave up in a ragefit and kes ragequit the dev discord

>>534481162
>monetal backing

>>534481172
they'll blame him to buy a couple more days

>>534481508
kek

I told you fucks

I fucking told you

>>534481446
>your esl is showing
>When did he mentioned
This general is really just 90% browns larping.

>>534480946
I thought he was hosting it in Canada

I'm going back to turtle. PM me when Epoch fixes its shit.

>>534480606
Dont add extra crap into your Release Candidate build. They should be feature locked for months. and only focus on fixing most pressing issues, like their technical side atm.

Its pochover isnt it..........

>>534480661
For a brief moment, we shined bright again.

https://streamable.com/99ed9j

>>534481462
>food and water ANNOYANCE mechanics like some aaa survival sloppa
>weather effects that give you 50% reduced hit chance or 20% reduced stats
It sounds like pure garbage and not like an MMO

>>534480702
>plan B, plan C, etc and contingency plans?
these retards dont even have a plan A

>>534480881
Thanks doc !

can we get another 24 hr wipe/nowipe poll for the rerelaunch? us wipechads will rise from the ashes

>>534481581
>>534481598
>>534481671
>>534481671

keep trying lil bro your almost there

>>534481803
https://old.reddit.com/r/Project_Epoch/comments/1ml5x7l/wipe_poll/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Project_Epoch/comments/1ml5x7l/wipe_poll/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Project_Epoch/comments/1ml5x7l/wipe_poll/
https://poll-maker.com/poll5552167xc9d046a8-164
https://poll-maker.com/poll5552167xc9d046a8-164
https://poll-maker.com/poll5552167xc9d046a8-164
https://poll-maker.com/poll5552167xc9d046a8-164
VOTE IN THE WIPE POLL SO EPOCH TEAM HAS AS MUCH TIME AS POSSIBLE TO REVIEW THE RESULTS
Reddit is way ahead of you.

>>534479583
This was a failed launch, teasing the server would open after a patch, level cap removed and gurubashi being online after how long?

Epoc is going great. That wasn't a 4th failed launch that was just a test. Magic leaving the discord is just him taking a break it has nothing to do with the crash and burn after him hyping things up yesterday. We can easily fix content problems but it takes us an hour to move a staircase. The vibes are immaculate, just look at how happy everybody in our locked down and heavily moderated discord is. If Kes has another melty that's not because she's unstable and shouldn't be in that position but it's because you're all chuds. Just a couple more days bros, keep believing, and most importantly keep donating.

>>534481462
He literally posted his schizo story in the discord where he witnessed some elaborate government conspiracy, attacked by government agents disguised as homeless people, was jailed and then had the charges dropped after being forced to work on a democrat election campaign for four months

does that not sound schizo?

I am the source of your families medical issues, do not fuck with me Kaytotes bring it up buddy

I'm completely new to private servers, how bad is this launch historically?
Will it go down in history?

>>534481829
>your

>>534481803
WIPE IT

welp

>the pochieverse has imploded

>>534481297
Wall is unironically completely right. IF you get a C&D (highly unlikely if you’re not profiting, which Wallcraft won’t be), you literally just take the server down, buy a host in France, and reopen it on the French server.
Problem solved.
But, realistically it’s not gonna happen. The only server Blizzard ever directly targeted was Nost, and they shut down willingly.

>"We're gonna do a stealth launch"
>Server goes up
>"It was a test guise xD"

>he needs to use chatgpt to restructue his sentences that he tries so hard to use perfect grammas, perfect commas, the works
>still gets called out as ESL with how obvious it is
lmfao
tell me again how Wall is getting arrested btw

Can we please brainstorm some best case scenarios so I can trick myself into thinking I have any reason at all to wake up tomorrow?

Stealth crashing.

>>534481923
anon he's american this is commonplace here

the man
the myth
the legend

Muzzy revealing insider information on stream right now, get in here...

>>534481265
green and purple, green and purple, green and purple, green and purple

>>534481775
It’s literally just EQ food mechanics you fucking zoomer.
>>534481923
And what does that have to do with his custom changes to the server?

>>534482042
It's all just a show to drive the tourists away, of course. Everything over the last two weeks has been. You're going to wake up tomorrow to a healthy, 5k pop server with no queue and no bugs waiting for you. Oh and also only if you donate.

>>534482042
It was a failed launch, they are lying to save face, will fix the problem and launch tomorrow ez pz

can we convince reddit to mass-chargeback their donations?

>>534482042
if you wake up tomorrow you're one sleep closer to ambershire

I'll just leave this here for you when you're ready

https://turtle-wow.org/
https://turtle-wow.org/
https://turtle-wow.org/
https://turtle-wow.org/
https://turtle-wow.org/

No pressure

why don't they bring in people who have worked on other private servers to help them fix their issues?

>Magic is Muzzy's insider

>>534481784
they had a solution from the start that involved 2k player caps and no more content or code changes. just launch multiple realms and merge once the tourists leave. they are so fixated on having mega servers for no reason at all and its dug them into this mess. they could have had all the time in the world to work their issues out since everyone would be busy playing the actual game. they even said it themselves, their content team is separate form their engine team, so it's not like their future content or release cadence would be affected at all

>>534481965
keep trying lil bro your almost there very closing almost

>>534481923
you don't think this is real but you think that the injection you got 5 years ago was perfectly safe and healthy
lmfao get the fuck out
roflmao im fucking dying

>>534481984
That just isn't true, retard. This is why all server creators are Yuropoors, because if you are American, even if you host the server in another country you are liable to American law and they will take action. Wall would literally have to move to another country. Especially now with M$ backing Blizzard.

>it's actually over for real this time

My wife is getting pretty close to my Turtle Wow player friend... I hope everything is ok...

Gonna go play Hardcore Anniversary until Ambershire

>>534481305
Radagast the Brown has gone too far..

>>534481923
>does that not sound schizo?
Not at all

https://turtle-wow.org/

>pochie imploded
>didn't even get a c&d from blizzard
>mentally soft leftoid devs jumped ship and killed it

>>534476261
>literally the worst PvP scene I've ever seen, somehow worse than even basic Classhit
No thanks, you can keep your clueless gamer dads and insecure carebears for yourself

>magic leaves
>quick say we're having family medical issues
>general notices and starts asking questions
>quick shut it down

>>534482326
>host server on VPS in Russia
>take donations in monero
>ssh through tor
Good luck fed

>>534482326
go ahead and try collecting $88m from some euro funserver owner and see how that goes

>>534482326
you already got btfo with your ESL chatgpt ass and now being completely wrong just stop posting

>>534482175
EQ was trash thoughbeit

>>534482316
wasn't the jab supposed to kill us all four years ago? what happened with that?

>>534482360
my wife took a trip with her girlfriends to jamaica
finally some peace and quiet!

can't really blame the discord mods because they get zero extra knowledge from 'the devs'. and having to deal with all those fucking retarded people, holy shit. dumb fucking cattle...
almost feel sorry for them.

the only one to blame are gaytotes and eredumb, gaytotes especially. he's become a joke, simply because he can't communicate. well done...

>>534481923
I bet they were gangstalking him and he was a part of the GATE program, only a matter of time until this happens to everyone.

>>534481923
>>534481462
>>534480460
>>534480273
Today, I will remind them of wallcraft

>>534478081
>custom content designed by highschoolers and voiced by people with low quality mics sums up turtle pretty well
nope, that's a blatant mischaracterization and there are no voice overs on Turtle anyway so you're obviously full of shit.
>i think the stormwind stockade custom 5 man was the worst thing i've experienced in private servers
stormwind stockade is uninspired but otherwise fine and can even be a decent challenge for PUGs as compared to vanilla 60 dungeons. it's their kara crypts that is a pile of dog doo doo, because they seriously fucked something up with the geometry in that dungeon to the point where FPS drops by a factor of 5-10 regardless of hardware. that was the only true disappointment for me in all of their custom content (besides the gobbo starter zone, but who gives a fuck about that).

so, TLDR: Turtle is really fucking good and you're going to have to deal with that.

>>534482539
you're already dead and have no idea buddy
that is what's up with THAT by how much seethe radiates from just your post buddy

>>534482492
>thinking the onion isn't a massive honeypot

>>534481265
>>534482168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzEemp1SLOM

>>534482316
bro i literally lost my job for refusing the clot shot

>>534482515
retarded nigger alert.

At this point I would rather they fail.

Muzzy is saying there's a big miscommunication between the devs, multiple did not even know we were launching today.

He's also said there are significant issues and it likely was not even ready to launch today but they launched due to pressure.

>>534482548
lack of information aside, they're still gigantic faggots. i can and will blame them.

>>534482641
if it was good your guild wouldn't be dead there to the point of having to spam epoch's general to remind them that you took over a general and made all discussion about yourselves
>desu

At this point a small (and growing) part of me hopes the server dies just so the donors and dev simps get what they fucking deserve

>>534482515
you got shit on by laughing skeletons in the noob yard and uninstalled, didn’t you lol

>>534482687
thanks doc

>>534482614
he is 100% correct
today I will also remind them he specifically mentioned that your pedophile president staged his attempted assassination btw

>>534482748
wtf does that muslim know

>>534477160
>>534479247
>>534479931

>>534482641
>nope, that's a blatant mischaracterization and there are no voice overs on Turtle anyway so you're obviously full of shit.
The high elves and goblins use custom voices and their starting zone cutscenes do as well. What are you smoking?

>>534482861
everything

>>534482673
you caught me

Uh oh guys... Looks like you all got rugged... Anyway, don't come back to turtle wow it would be too embarrassing for you, just go play as a trans panda you'll love it I promise

>>534481923
yeah and CERN isn't researching time travel
retard

>>534482748
>He's also said there are significant issues and it likely was not even ready to launch today but they launched due to pressure.
They could literally just say that they need a week or two instead of stringing us along.

This private server was never real
This private server never happened

>>534482614
the guy seems like he is pretty cool but also legitimately mentally ill. i have known actual schizos IRL and his videos give off those exact vibes. this story about being kidnapped by a state-level Democrat campaign seals the deal. this dude is actually insane, but that doesn't mean he is a bad person and obviously he is infinitely more competent as a dev than these epoch script kiddy posers.

>>534482042
Best case scenario - go to bed early and get a good nights sleep. Wake up tomorrow, do some stretches and exercises. Have a shower and get dressed. Have some breakfat, brush your teeth. Call up some people you haven't spoken to in a while, just to check in and ask them how things are going. Maybe even see if they want to hang out or go for a drink or something. Go for a walk. Think about your future and what you want or ways you can improve your situation. Make a plan to take small steps in that direction. Identify obstacles and ways you can overcome them. Make a list of things to do. Tidy your room and do the laundry. Look up a recipe and cook a nice meal. I'm not going to do any of those things btw.

>>534482641
>there are no voice overs on Turtle anyway
High Elves are completely custom voiced and some NPC's like the commander of the Alliance keep in SoS has a custom voice
And yes, some of these characters are voiced with absolutely terrible microphones, but personally I don't care. It's pretty funny

>>534482748
Wait where's this? I don't see any stream.

>>534475789 (OP)
YOU HAVE YOUR STARS RIGHT THERE HOW FUCKIGN FAT ARE YOU?!?!

>>534482042
They/Them said that/there servers won't be up today, that means they'll/them'll be up tomorrow :)

>>534482889
based anon dabbing and destroying the RO tranny erpers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdUe2_Arn_Q

Server status?

>>534482748
>t. because i said so

>>534483000
this was to test whos a vaxxed npc and whos not

https://jiggie.fun/Iz0Kcs
https://jiggie.fun/Iz0Kcs
https://jiggie.fun/Iz0Kcs
Get in here

>>534483030
the what

The fake relaunch, whatever happened there

>>534483032
>humiliated himself in front of the devs
>they didn't choose him
one of the most cringy things i've seen on the internet and it's part of turtle lore lol

Rug status????

>>534482748
>CMs don't know shit
>But some streamer knows more than them
Why the fuck do you have CMs in the first place then? What in the actual fuck are they doing.

word on the street is a full relaunch in around a week

>current year
>still fucks up hands
Sad!

I hope none of you guys got scammed

>>534483000
a perfect analogy of the types of "hardcore difficulty we want players to experience" that were present in stress test #5's wailing caverns playtest where less than 15 people got to the final boss

>>534483121
the person who posted the dryad first is a tranny erper from ragnarok online private servers but you already knew that fag boi

>>534482790
Thats because anyone with a brain is planning to move to Ambershire. No point sticking around on Nord now.

>>534482845
>HAHAhahaha

Word on the street is Ambershire fresh in around a week

>>534483095
Why leave the server and not just mute it? I don't buy this at all. I don't buy they have family and medical issues. I don't buy this was a test and not a proper attempt at launch.

I'm not buying ANY of what theyre selling.

>>534483291
the artist?

guess i'm playing turtle then, shame about the dogshit class design. that's part of why epoch was appealing, it's so much smarter to just take tbc class design and adapt that rather than try to reinvent the wheel. also paladin being the godclass on turtle is just obnoxious.

>>534475789 (OP)
534445937
>anons nuggie driver crashes
>devs family member has medical emergency
Ohio moment

I'm actually so fucking sad. Getting on guru and sending whispers to the nice people I played with on day 1 felt like coming home from school in 2006 and hopping on runescape.

>>534483256
mcdonalds uniform her since epoch can't dev anymore

>>534482969
He unironically reminds me of a game dev TD. Definitely schizo but in the funny way, and insanely talented at his niche dev hobby.

Should I play Turtle Fresh or just wait for Retail Fresh? Isn't Blizz cooking something up?

>>534483276
God no, this shit makes "early access" vaporware scams look good in comparison

>>534483219
They tried to pull it but we're all so fucking fat that they weren't able to get it out from under us

>>534483487
Turtle Fresh for me, at least their devs are competent.

>>534483441
but can i send flowers to their hospital room?

>>534483487
Blizzard wont do classic+ for real, and if they do it'll probably come long after Midnight is out.

>>534482958
>"Shit's fucked, come back in a month and we'll see where we're at then."
If they just came out and said this two weeks ago all of the drama could have been avoided. It was that easy and they instead to drag this shit out in the worst way possible.

>>534483441
Ahem...
>>534445937

>>534483371
the person who posted the ugly dryad first

>>534483032
kek

This literally feels like a crypto rugpull.
The ups and downs of this general mirrors something like Trubit exactly.

Did anon get his nuggies?

>>534483276
as a sane human being i don't pay for anything that doesn't exist yet. was i planning to give them money? yes. am i going to do that before i've actually had a chance to play their server? no.
will i ever get that chance? not likely.

>>534483487
>Retail fresh
If you mean the rumored Classic+, that shit won't be out before the next Blizzcon, and that shit is September 2026

>>534483609
That's just the same drawfag anon as the big booba gnome.

>>534483589
blizzard is a corpo run by shareholders. classic+ won't happen and if it does, it will have a budget similar to SoD and will be a letdown

I think the reality is the server crashed and they don't know why. That's the extent of it. Magic probably wanted to post and let the community know, Kaytotes doesn't because it will damage the servers reputation.

>>534482973
i haven't tried the high elf quests, just wandered through the zone on a high level toon so i actually can't speak for that. but there is no voice acting in any of the other custom content that i have done... so i don't believe you.

and EVEN if there is bad voice acting... who cares? the servers are stable. the economy is good. and raid balance is good.

the only legit MAJOR complaint about turtle is their PvP balance is way out of whack due to gear power creep. (but apparently getting overhauled in the next patch after the one that's about to release).

all custom content is bonus fluff anyway, so i am never going to care if some custom shit isn't perfect. what's important is class and system design, and turtle does that smashingly.

>inb4 terrible Turtle class changes
i play one of the classes that arguably got the short end of the stick and i still appreciate the class balance improvement in raids.

no one gives a fuck about disposable content. it's about how the game plays, and turtle with almost 10 years running has proven that the systems are good and it has longevity for a hugely old and progressed server.

>>534483663
Yeah except we are gonna win in the end

>>534482969
imagine being so retarded and ignorant that you post this
lmfao wow let me guess you also think elon musk is advocating for the prosperity of humanity right?
roflmaoooo

>>534483593
I'd bet money that one of the devs proposed this but was shot down because they need people to guinea pig for them

>>534476669
Undead area was fine, I just personally don't like how much it was scarlet centered but I guess that's to be expected.

No idea about rest.

>>534483604
>anon goes to pick up his tendies
>officer pulls him aside and lets him know, with a heavy heart, that this was all they could salvage
>1 tendie ripped in half and shredded, covered in splattered ketchup mixed with Rakesh blood
>a singular tear rolls down anon's cheek

>>534483719
you're a retard nothing else to say there

>wall is in the thread

>>534483748
>I think the reality is the server crashed and they don't know why.
probably. i wish they would just stop lying and be transparent instead. that would be the most helpful thing they could do to themselves too to regain respect. the "dog ate my server" stuff was just so childish and unacceptable.

>>534481958
it's pretty much up there besides gummys noon gmt+1 and corecraft
and by far the worst in recent history

>>534483946
you know thats the dryad from terraria right

>>534483748
someone has a crash exploit that they cant get to the bottom of and is holding their server for ransom with it

Devs told staff they can hype up people for launch, Eredun lied confirmed

>>534483748
>Add literal content update build before stealth relaunch with things for 2 races
>Instead of simple, minor patch for additional fixes when things were stable and you should have focused on a smooth as butter queue system anyway
>Game fucking crashes as if you had still been testing
Gee I wonder why

>>534483770
Underageb&

>>534484073
>>534483946

'poch really won the worst pserver launch of all time huh
I mean it was an uphill battle vs the likes of PlayTBC and Felmyst but 'poch persevered, stood in there, and strung along a bunch of retards for weeks to take the crown. real tortoise and hare shit

>>534483487
>blizzard is busy ruining wow with diversity which lead to them announcing wow2 in development
>blizzard ruined all classic realms by allowing them to die and not offering free transfers
>whitemane wotlk is switching to a classic wotlk client soon
>whitemane cata is switching to a classic wotlk client soon
>whitemane's realms are also dead
>mistblade died after the reboot, not that it matters anyway unless you want to play with apes
>warmane is dead/dying on 1x and 7x, and onyxia shit the bed, players were too stupid to do naxx
>turtle is a wasteland and the 4chan guilds, despite spamming here for attention, are empty and were banking heavily on this realm coming up to play on kezan and ragebait that they were on gurubashi
>chromiecraft died long ago

>>534483604
>Send flowers to your dashers hospital room
No fucking way that actually pops up, I refuse to believe it

>>534484091
That'd be far more exciting than the likely mundane reality of them just not knowing what the problem is

>>534482973
>And yes, some of these characters are voiced with absolutely terrible microphones, but personally I don't care. It's pretty funny
https://youtu.be/oP0sDAMIpFU

>>534484120
Where is this from?

>>534483748
>it will damage the servers reputation.
The server reputation is already rock bottom.

>>534483925
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>534484120
I remember seeing one of the community mods saying that this might be it referring to the "test"

>>534483946
>nothing else to say there
Holy ESL

>>534484241
he made it

>>534484241
leaked convos

>>534484180
>>turtle is a wasteland
Ah yes the 10k players logged in daily wasteland

We should make a /vg/ private server, can't be any worse than the epoch team.

I wan't wotlk+ pvp with high elves and goblins and transmog

>slopgod
>cute gnome that also draws??
>the excuse to end all excuses
>the fire rises
I've had a wonderful day, thank you

>>534483748
i don't think they have any reputation left to damage. after the blatant lies in the recent update post even the discord bootlickers turned on them.

>>534484353
10k bots and 3rd worlders

>>534484359
sorry im not a boykisser

>>534484281
is that what chatgpt replied back to you? lol fucking retarded tranny go back to your dead private server and stay there

>>534484401
this image stinks of curry

>>534484403
this has been more interesting than any private server

>>534484185
of course, that image is fake

>>534483770
lol what? no idea what you are talking about nigger. try making sense and we can reevaluate what you have to say.

or are you just butthurt because i called the epoch devs script kiddies or something?

>>534483762
>https://youtu.be/FLW-HwFeZa4?si=z9nIrjpqZoa7RigN&t=73
there you go

>>534484709
no retardo-kun
the fact that you think stuff like that doesn't happen and immediately call it a "schizophrenic episode" is what makes you an ignorant retardo
but you already knew that cockmongler-san

im tired boss. when will this ride end?

>>534483770
chinese car man does private servers?

>>534483464
>Definitely schizo but in the funny way
yea, he doesn't actually seem legitimately schizo. maybe that post about democrats making him work for their campaign was a troll. the schizo i knew before he was committed had a much different affect, but did indulge in the stereotypical "the gubment is in the walls" tin hat foil-level stuff. sad to see, he was a good guy.

>>534484770
Whats this video about/what am I looking for?

>>534484895
you really don't want to see what kind of cope they come up with in their next update?

>last test server runs for an hour totals with 5k for about 15minutes
>this was before new areas were added
YEP its good to go
>"relaunch" with the new areas in for the first time
>also the first time that both servers were up together since first launch
I mean, it couldn't be any more retarded, and its not even a big deal to say that I literally predicted it, many did, it was fucking obviously a disastrous plan

vvall is meant to be pvp pilled?

>>534484895
Enjoy it while it lasts bud, you're witnessing history.

>>534484947
Custom voice on an NPC

>>534484994
Thats some insane bullshit.

>>534478467
>no stairs?

I FOUGHT THE TURTLE AND THE TURTLE WON
I FOUGHT THE TURTLE AND THE TURTLE WON

>>534484994
based
fuck meleeniggers
casterGODS rule the world

BAHAHAHAHA
EPOOP TRANNIES THOUGHT THEY FIXED THE SERVER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EFLOP NEVER EVER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
EPOG FAGS LOSING SLEEP THINKING THEY CAN PLAY
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>534482969
I believe maybe 80% of what he says
true schizo shit is like terry davis saying he had intense conversations with God and that the CIA aliens glowed in the dark and came through his window to take him to another planet
a guy getting arrested because he defended himself from a hobo, that was actually a police informant? sounds perfectly reasonable

Was kaytotes the real somali foreskin pirate all along?

Leaks are posted. Trust them or call them fake and gay.

It tells you what happened.

a bit more time for logging and they can fix it

>>534481958
it's probably the worst one ever just due to the hype and the fact that they've mismanaged every single aspect of it every step of the way and as of right now the capstone is them blatantly lying about "emergencies" to try to buy more time instead of just being honest that they're fucking idiots and don't know what they're doing

>kills your private server

>>534484994
get fucked melee plebs

>>534484994
Thats beyond busted for PvP or farming.

>>534485183
can you post more leaks about this whole shit?

>>534485183
Where?

>>534484940
Yeah “schizo” is one of those words that has lost all meaning.
“Eccentric” might be better used to describe him.

>>534485269
DO THE MARIO!

>>534483464
>insanely talented
how do you even know this? have you tried anything of the 100000 features he promised?

its time to settle
ahem

FRESH
UND
FASHY
NOSTCORE
'NILLA
@WHITEKIDNEY

>>534485294
call it doctor

>>534485183
are these "leaks" in the room with you right now?

>>534485269
>I like that jump

>>534484994
>The least crazy thing Wall has made

>>534485269
>What does Project Epoch and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Both ended with THE WALL

so the server is going to be down for 1 week+ every time they try to add custom content? why would you willingly play this?

>go to bed 8 hours ago thinking I must've missed launch
>wake up
>read updates

It really was a social experiment, wasn't it?

Just took a leak on the servers, sorry about that

>>534485174
There is no law that says schizophrenia cant be grounded in reality. Most people who have it just hallucinate people and conversations

>>534484994
>Open world full of nothing but mages intentionally pulling mobs to reset Blink and tping everywhere
S-sovl...

>>534485351
hell, at this point i'd play it
WK get on this shit dude

>>534484994
I was playing WSG on there and don’t think I experienced it more than a couple times, so the CD is probably long.
Every class has some good stuff so I’d play it before nit picking talents desu.

>>534484994
>this is what unmedicated schizoism looks like
wvllbros...

>>534485448
Nah theres been some internal bullshit gone on here, and they've just said fuck it. For now anyway, who knows

>>534485332
he's the only developer who made it possible for the WoW client to sail a boat that says it all to me

>>534485582
Someone is having an autistic meltdown 100%.

>>534484994
>2 mages leveling together
>duel each other and autoattack
>travel across the world with infinite blinks
soul

Tell me straight, boys.
What happened?
What's going on?
Is it over?

>>534485548
there is literally no cd on it

>>534485620
>1.12
>100 online
i can do that without literally knowing how to do a single line of code

....war room status?

>>534483719
No idea what this guy is going on about lol

post these supposed leaks, faggot

>>534485448
>why would you willingly play this?

Because we have no other choice but it seems we don't even have that option. For now it's only dead and/or pozzed funservers for as far as the eye can see.

>>534485732
and where is it? show your work

soooooooo hows enh shaman on turdle?

I believe in Epoch

>>534485716
they cant even fix a set of stairs. its over

Turtle team buying the Epoch client when?

They must know people severely dislike the UE5 crap. Ktotes could sell it for 50k in crypto or whatever, that's not bad for 4 years of side work

>>534485716
Tranny devs literally commited suicide. Server is dead with them.

I'm thinking about the anon that scrambled out of his sudsy bathtub to login.

>>534485421
TOP KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK

>>534485716
realm keeps crashing, team has been instructed to spergpost here and on discord that it wasn't crashing
aint ready for launch, not coming soon, not coming up in a few days, maybe a year from now
team also quitting development because they cant login and have to login to modify npcs/objects
it's dead

Pochie sisters.... you're still here with me right? Don't leave me.....

>>534483604
It turns out that Kes was in the car with the pajeet when he crashed as a result of trying to multitask b/w accepting Doordash deliveries and Uber rides

And the rest of the Epoch devs are Kes's cousins.

So:
>family issue
>medical issue
fact checks as TRUE

VIBES: DOWN
SERVER: DOWN
POCHIE: DOWN
SYDNDROME: DOWN

How can i live with all this down?

>>534485894
>team also quitting development

source?

Turtle should ban every single admin of Epoch

>>534485332
He’s contributed more to the VMaNGOS core than pretty much anyone else, got sailing boats to work, rigged up the armor models to work with 28 different races, etc.
Implying he’s not a great WoW dev is actually offensive lol.

>>534485421
I would really prefer if you be quiet.

>>534485293
I can post the whole chat, but not with names. This means that it boils down to "trust me bro"
Key point is:
1. Eredun lied, this wasn't a test, it was a launch. We knew this because they removed the level cap and people got to 16, but leaks provide insight that HE gave the greenlight to mods to hype up the server, which two mods did. He threw them under the bus with the "testing" comment.
2. Wall at dwarf area and the crash were caused by last minute additions to content that wasn't tested at all. Lack of tests MIGHT was the result of people not being around due to family stuff, but they thought they were ready for launch, which they did. The medical/family stuff is a lie too.

>>534485792
this is on reddit but 0 source so likely fake

>>534485913
I'm still here and will wait as long as it takes

>>534486000
Witnessed.

POCHIE was just a dream all along

Who wins the race, the Turtle or the Hare?
Oh, that's an easy one.

>>534480673
and since more damage I get more threat, that's how it works in 'nilla yeah?

>>534485913
Ill be waiting for you. When the autumn air breezes through the amber hills...

>>534485913
trvst the plvn!
Pochie tomorrow

>>534485837
>50k
way too low. epoch has way more buzz than turtle ever did

>>534485732
the wow client is insanely restricted and difficult to work with.
this isn’t something chatgpt is gonna be able to do, bud.

>>534484994
See this is why Epoch had the right idea with just adding TBC class kits with some changes
All of these custom overhauls I've seen over the years are shit

I just want to thank the anon who shilled this server on /v/ for months.
I’m so glad I didn’t miss out on watching this kino unfold first hand.

>>534485992
>source?
common sense. i've been saying this is EXACTLY how this would turn out in /wpsg/ ever since they announced the launch. i can link my posts from like 45 days ago, but just trust me bro. anyone that's ever coded on a team before could have seen this coming.

>>534486000
You don't need to tell the devs that

>>534485830
>>534485850
>>534485894
This sounds like a Defcon 1.
Turtle download imminent.

>>534485998
it's pretty funny reading all the tourist(s) posts about Wall and Wallcraft not going to lie lmfao

>>534486104
the hare was pregnant, and thus, unable to compete

>>534485992
magic fucking bailed dude
he's gone
i dunno if it's for the reasons anon is saying but the fact that he left the server is objective reality

The Nostalrius that never was...

>Project Epoch logo is an hourglass
>Epoch means a long period of time

The waiting is the actual experience.

>>534486191
Yet they're completely unable to handle the infra side (aka the actual hard part of running a WoW pserver). 50k is generous for a hobby project who's owner's reputation is in the gutter.

Epoch's content might be decent but the team behind it will never be able to actually support it on a live production server. The Turtle team could.

>>534486361
He just didn't want to be distracted, he's totally still in the team, don't worry about it

i really hope turtle buys epoch, launches it, and makes back the money they spent on it in like 5 days

Pochie.................monday??

Pochie never

>>534486494
there's not going to be a pochie you dumb slut

HUGE REMINDER
>HUGE REMINDER
>HUGE REMINDER
if none of you had exploited the shit and just reported it
we could all be playing on epoch right at this moment

>>534486591
your barrel stairs?

so many haters. it will be released tomorrow. you just gotta believe!

>>534486494
Pochie saturday.
As it was always meant to be.
We return back where we started.

>>534485894
>team also quitting development because they cant login and have to login to modify npcs/objects
Wait, is there a source for this specifically? Them having issues even logging in to deal with shit internally?

>>534486394
At this point even if the server launches in a playable AND stable state, people would remember this period of time as the peak.

>>534486191
yea, but turtle has had more players than epoch ever will. also 2 years ago was huge turtle hype. they had 25k queues trying to log into Nordnaar. this is why Blizzard did SoD. say "thank you Shenna"

every day its just wait for tomorrow...

gurupooch'

jiggies where?

>>534486490
>Buys Epoch
>Names a patch something like The Epoch of Sands
>Includes the revamped DM and WC, Uldum raid and whatever that STV dungeon was
>Alongside the actual full Uldum zone reimagined for Vanilla

Are we free now? Or is there more entertainment to come? Radio silence for a week?

It’s actually insane how incompetent the epoch devs are. I looked at snippets of their code and they use if else clauses with 10 different options instead of just refactoring it lmao

>>534486703
i can believe this if kay is protective over people stealing the content

I TOLD YOU GAYTOTES

I TOLD YOU I WOULD LEARN HEX MAGIC ON /x/!!! I WARNED YOU I WOULD CURSE YOU AND ALL YOUR OFFSPRINGGGG!!!

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW HUH??

>>534486591
the chest hyperspawns
the mining node hyperspawns
the fishing leveling exploit through bait
pretty sure that if no one would had done them and just report it instead we would actually be all playing on epoch right now

>>534486665
I want to believe. Realistically we will get 1-3 days of radio silence and then some lies and deception in the form of an update.

>start new job tomorrow
Thanks Kay you absolute nigger. I’ll have to take it out on the faggot CMs rolling on Guru

>>534486828
not over until we get a long winded discord post about how they hate every single one of us and are pulling the plug out of sheer spite

>>534486846
I mean I believe it too given how autistic Kaytotes has been, but I'd still rather see an actual source for that.

>"I HECKING WANT TO PLAY THE PRONOUN SERVER!!!"

You are never getting the time back you spent trying to play this scam LOL!

>>534486808
>still the same dogshit turtle class design and balance
erm....... no thanks

>>534486808
>Buys Epoch
what does this mean? they don't have anything to sell. the discord will switch to Ambershire when it launches for free. no buying required.

>>534486969
ok...

>>534486828
I would bet on total radio silence until the weekend is over at the very least. It MIGHT go up at some point next week? but even if it does it'll just crash again


Most likely scenario? They go totally dark and will stealth relaunch when they are more ready in a couple of months.

>>534486770
bots and bugmen aren't players

>>534487030
>Devs make Paladin the strongest class instead of Warrior
>People cant get over it

this general really is like that

>>534486846
>stealing the content
lmao... not really how it works. the content is worthless without a server that can actually run it. turtle can't jus

>>534487131
you are really dumb

>>534487036
>Hey I'll paypal you X amount of money if you send us the code you wrote

>>534487209
Nobody here can explain what they mean they complain about Turtle balance. Give me specifics.

remember to kick all dwarves from your groups or to gank them on sight
we would be playing right now if they kept their mouths shut

Sorry guys I just got in tell me if I have this right:
>there's a 2nd patch released which doesn't update the number in bottom left corner
>servers come up for 5 mins but NPCs are missing so it is taken down
>Magic ragequits the team
>Suddenly a sob story about other members abruptly having family health issues happens so they delay launch for 1 day minimum

Did I miss anything or get anything wrong?