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How do I beat Sprint races with an E in sprint!?

>>542837278 (OP)
if he shipped flower and seiun sky so much, why did he whore her out to other stallions

>>542837458
$$$

What the fuck did I just make

Is it worth it to make grandparents or should parents be the priority?

>>542837534
A parent? Hope you got good sparks

>>542837354
Who is this sexy uma that I'm about to impregnate?

>>542837458
Meanwhile, Air Groove exclusively mated with Sunday Silence until he died.

Hot spring secured!

Torena-san... your quota...

>danchou announced that he won
>hasn’t switched titles
I believe him because he wouldn’t lie but I would be more proud of him if he displayed the platinum for a while
he probably doesn’t so people don’t tilt

>>542837418
use sprint sparks newtardbro

Musume

>>542837732
Rich Ojou who will lock you in her evil ass rape basement

Umapyoi granted by Shiraoki-sama herself

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomers
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen

>>542837675
Is this asking for original or current?

>>542837829
Imagine having to stop her from jumping off the roof one morning and then an hour later, she's saying shit like "You may address me"

>>542837665
Sex

What’s best for S.Maruzensky next CM?
Red Shift or Angling and Scheming?

I love my wife Top Road!

>>542837959
both

>>542837665
Go quota yourself

why didn't I win
...I worked hard too you know
I worked so hard...
uuuuuuuuu

ITS OVER

Spe please, you can't do this to me

>>542836838
>>542837231
You should take into account that most of the late-race is in a corner. Your blocker will literally block too. She may not hold first place until the final straight, but she could very well hold it for long enough

>>542837927
Huh. Just get lucky and overdose on speed to make up for it I guess.

>S!Maruzensky in B Finals, with Smart Falcon as a parent

I'm confused, they had Falcon so how did they not build her and end up in A finals instead, given how free front-runner wins were for the privileged umas (Sky, Falcon) this CM? What were they even running beforehand? Is there a separate matching pool for Group A round 2 dropping to Group B?

Also >F2P with a stacked SR deck along with MLB Kita I'm definitely not salty because I didn't pull any copies other than pity when I tried

>>542837665
I already did my daily chrono umapyoi quota multiple times, don't worry.

>>542838062
USE THE TICKEZO CARD

>>542838043
>Bring Blockushin
>She becomes fodder for front runner competition speed ups for the only other front
You love to see it

>>542838095
It's all luck afterall, maybe the nigga just really likes Maru

Do gold skills have a higher chance of turning into white sparks? I'm just going to use guts Titezo for slick surge if so.

>>542837665
I only consented to the dancing chronos gif

>>542837927
G3s have really understatted NPCs so just try and outscale them as hard as you can

>>542838041
>G10
Does japan count first place as “zero” or something? What do the little banners that show up mean?

>>542838043
>blockushin cucked
He'd better pray to shiraoki because an uncontested Seiun Sky is hard to beat.

Rednu bwos we finally avoided 3rd place

>>542838041
Keep working hard! You'll see the fruits of your hard labor eventually!
I'd tongue her umanko to make her feel better

>>542838062
Bwodacchi your free Ticket card... don't tell me you fell for the CLEAT meme...

>>542838041
Me too...
uuuu

ok, fuck it. *fattens up your uma*

>>542838119
That's not chrono genesis... that's grass wonder!

>>542838263
>4L
lmeow

>>542838043
hishiamasex spotted

Uwawa! :D

1-3 daiwa ace
4-6 s.maru
7-9 goldship
0guri

>>542838043
sad

>>542838251
>G1 wins: 3
>G1 wins: 0

>>542838321
That's just canon Grass

>>542838321
Someone took the concept of American uma too seriously

How should I go about making a Universal Parent/Grandparent Maruzensky?
Other than aiming for GW and THH, what other things should I aim for?

>>542838263
And yet again, Taishin got 2nd.
The end.

>>542838321
Delete this. Now.

>>542838043
>sky that far ahead already, hasn't even hit A&S yet
Yeah that's wraps

>>542838353
I'm going to punt this stupid bee into orbit

>>542838395
>Other than aiming for GW and THH, what other things should I aim for?
decent blue and maybe 2 green because it makes it more likely to inherit the green from a grandparent

>>542836303
Thanks anon

>>542838395
Ura Finale
Turf
Stamina
It doesn't get more universal than that.

>>542838043
blockushinbros????????????

>>542838258
>>542838263
>>542838162

>>542838043
I remember a time when people actually took him seriously... at least he didn't glue is education for gambling.

>>542838263
oof, that was rough. did well in the previous rounds only to crash horribly at the end

>>542838452
It would be so much better if she also peed herself...

>>542838221
Someone a few weeks ago said yes. I believed anon but have no evidence to back up that statement.

An amazing CM3 finals win with Amazon
Full race since I keep forgetting to do it https://files.catbox.moe/kyzgk1.mp4

>>542838395
Playtime's Over is pretty problematic to get so add that too

>>542838263
>1:31
Jobita Jobshin
Know your place (end)

my bakushin blocked 5 front runners
thanks for the final win, frontkeks

>>542838562
>he left her mile at B
Way to lose every groundwork match up, retardnu

>>542838373
Oh. That’s hilarious then. I haven’t watched the anime but that makes it seem like Nature just doesn’t care abut winning but can’t bring herself to comfort Kitasan who is sobbing over only 3 wins.

Umasumi /uma/
Please pray for my mental fortitude so I don't end up wanting to quit when I wake up due to my CM loss
Someone post the tiny sleeping Donna image

If only it's a medium...

>>542838562
>debuffs
>no mile corner
>no front corner
>no escape artist
>adept instead of curvature
Why don't I ever get matched against retards like this

>>542838646
Man, why can't resources be useful when it counts.. They will tell you bullshit like 2000 stamina is necessary for 1000m races, but not this shit.

>>542838521
what the fuck

>>542838693
The funny thing is he was coping about how huge of a lead Seiun got and how he never saw a Seiun go that fast. Meanwhile the Seiun was actually slow as fuck kek.

>>542838194
But they had the patience to try to build S!Maru in the 12 hours before the finals but somehow NOT to build Smart Falcon for the entire month before CM? They were definitely in A round 2 with their other umas that they definitely put a lot of effort into, so they had to see how good Falcon was day 1, so what gives?

Not that the particular S!Maru was even that good, but even this bad of one beat my Scarlet because I'm a Kitalet and can't build fronts worth anything so

>>542838321
not very Japanese of you, GrASS Wonder

CURREN CHAN!!!!! PLEASE!!!! JUST ONE MEDIUM INSPIRE SPARK!!! PLEASE!!!

>>542838741
he got cocky with his 19/20 win on the last day against shitters

>>542838562
Needed mile corner + straights over all those nerfed innates. That mid race velocity makes or breaks her.
>>542838729
Mile B doesn't matter until the last spurt, at which point she's done her job.

So question about raising Parent umas.
When choosing their parents (The grandparent of your racer) whats the best thing to do?

Should I be picking ones that will give me the best affinity bonuses? Or should I be picking ones with the best Uniques or do I wanna focus on blue/pink spark or is it more about white sparks?

>>542838801
I DID NOT CONSENT

>>542838562
>1000 power Seiun with Groundwork
fuck off bwo

>get 10+ white sparks
>1* wit
>get one (1) white spark like Takarazuka Kinen
>3* power
I'm so fucking tired

>>542838452
Why does Daiwa always look like she's asking to be raped?

>>542838769
>If it's a gold skill, it's 40%
Fucking huge. Alright. I'm gambling with Guts Tickezo's card.

Fuku my beloved funny and Orange uma...

>>542838941
>get 2* with lots of whites
>it will become the prefect parent with Tachyon event star ups

>>542838068
>your blocker will literally block too
So would any shitty front/pace, that's an essentially ancillary feature considering you're presumably blocking to improve the chances of a late/end winning and they can get blocked by you just as easily as someone else's umas.

>hold it for long enough
No. If you were paying attention this CM, blockushins usually dropped rank within a second or two of spurt starting, just long enough when the a&s window was functionally instantaneous, but not good enough if the corner kept going. If you go much further down this line trying to make it work, the Medium G actually is germaine since it means the speed stat will be even shittier than a CM3 Blockushin and will give up 1st even faster.

>>542838263
of the slop uma youtubers he doesn't seem that bad, but this is brutal

>>542838801
I consented to sex

if i don't see daiwa in a bikini by the end of this event storyline i'm going to crash out

I got fucking third in the cm bwos with my best team so far because I matched whales...
at least I pulled spechud (forma de bikini) with the free ticket so maybe I won

these niggas donating money to fraudnu to ask this?

forever my kingu

>>542839093 >>542838227
AaAaAaAa I've got 2 titles with her at first place but still no hot springs. It looked like it was a wonderful time.

>>542839286
I want a set of paypiggies so badd what the hell

>>542839093
fuck, I got the ticket with her but lost at URA finals... the successful runs have been full of carrots ever since

>>542839093
Why do toreinas want to molest her ears so much?

>>542839312
This creature confuses and amuses me.

>>542839312
>>542839357
It's really cute. I hope you'll get the ticket too!

Best uniques for Gold Ship ace in CM4?

>>542837665
yeah? what about it?

I love my wife

I'm back from work. How did content creators do for finals?

>>542839484
just reuse your CM1 goldship, it's red ace + lets pump some iron + shooting for victory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoHQDIGfO0U
The Emperor is so cool..

>>542839484
AAS
Plancha

>fast learner
>charming
>huge fucking statlines
>no groundwork
>not even THH
I love and hate maru so much

>>542839530
Fuck off.

You fucking WHORE

>>542839286
>pay2gaslight

>>542834446
Good. We don't like VILLAINS around here

is it worth tanking the affinity to get redshift for smaru?

>>542839421
She's super cute, makes funny noises, has big ears and really likes (You) too.

>>542838527
>>542838541
>>542838681
Thanks bros
Wish me luck in my neverending story
I know the deck is a mess but I want to maximize hints

>>542839543
yes yes well done rudolph well done
HOWEVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJsNY7sK1LU

So which streamers won Cancer?

>>542839624
How much do you want to suffer? You're aiming for Medium S, groundwork, green skills and red shift on a shitty affinity. If you do get everything to line up in one great run then you deserve the win though.

>>542839524
rudolf isn't that busty

Let's see em lads

>>542839679
That Nishino is super good for Leo parent farming, I'm using her too for parent farm runs.

>>542839740
Ourguy ofc...

Bros this is terrible…Why would they do this?

>>542839624
You're practically juggling with Groundwork so good luck

>>542839740
Why do you care about streamers?

>>542839679
i'd use wit matikanefukutaru over narita brian for guaranteed right handed

Did your sloptubber win ?

>>542839808
SPE FAT LOL

What the FUCK is Sweep Tosho's problem

>>542839614
Rice is a HERO

Those are the WRONG GREENS.

>>542839878
Raeyai sis....

>>542839808
Lose some weight

>>542839808
>trying hard not to laugh at spe

>>542839808
>"I will not pay for you to walk around like a whore" - Spe's mom.

>>542839854
True. I'll give it a shot with Fuku on my next run
It's gonna be like a trillion anyways so I can expeiment a little bit

I'm actually so sad that I proc zero skills in the final like not even a pity furious feat

>>542839808
fat

>>542839808
Lose some weight fatty

>>542839808
I know of a quick way to lose weight, Spe-chan... but it involves commitment and trust and lots, lots of hand-holding

>>542839970
how else is she supposed to attract a mate? her personality and racing record certainly isn't turning heads.

>>542839537
I was a shitter in CM1... Red Ace? Never heard of that on Golship before. What about Red shift? Also getting victory on Gold Ship is just tanking the affinity with Taiki isn't it?
>>542839553
Nice try

>>542839878
>rednu lost all 3 cups
kek

>>542840098
Her mom is still hopeful. No daughter of her's is going to be some city hussy.

>>542839740
Reine lost at the very last second, her front Pasa didn't proc Angling. Kaela won after two fumbles in past CMs.

>inb4 vtumors

>>542839878
Why did so many people lose to Taurus but got Gemini and Cancer?

>>542840141
ye i meant red shift, my bad.

>>542839878
>Lose
>Win
>Yes

...

>>542840275
First cup

>>542839878
imagine being autistic enough to make this

>>542839878
>more than 50% of these "guiders" lost majority of CMs so far
lmaooo

>>542840267
Spe love

>>542839878
>not a single triple crown
I'm noticing

>

I...got 3rd place in the finals. And not just third place but a firm 6th-7th-9th place. I'm beggining to think you guys let me through to the finals on purpose to pummel me into ground.

>>542840267
>>542840379
>use most of my statues to 4* her because I like her
>she ends up being a dissapointment
>got base spe instead of summer one
>stop liking her
Spe HATE

>>542839765
She is pretty decent tho

800 and two recoveries right? Right?

>>542840463
Spe HATE

Phantom Triple Crown? Fuck off faggots
She is the real deal, a real Triple Crown Champion
This was her divine right all along but the Gods were fucking faggots and gave her a weak body
But tonight we take what belongs to her
Kneel peasants, kneel!

>Don't have Sky, either Maruzensky, Falcon, Suzuka, Fuji, Bourbon or Rice, on top of not having the Bourbon SR card or Suzuka SSR

This means I should 100% give up on even trying a front for CM4, right? I fell for the Scarlet gaslight in CM3 and it didn't work at all so I'm not building her again, I swear Front Biwa would have worked better than her

>>542839878
Is this your own 'tism spreadsheet?

>>542837278 (OP)
Was Blockushin a gaslight all along
I swear nothing works fuck all of you for memeing Blockushin

SCARLET'S SWIMSUIT ALT
WHERE IS IT???

Did he win?

>>542839878
Soul lost cancer bwo, update your slopsheet

>>542840505
T-Trainer-san... it's... it's 1000 and two recoveries... minimum...

>>542839878
serirubros wtf

You can always tell when people are trying to force something to become a meme.

>>542839878
which one the indo anon favorite?

>>542840590
If you fail that first witcheck it's over, otherwise the strat worked really well
>t. died to the same bs

ok I got over my loss already

no I'm not

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

>>542840704
Shut the fuck up Kitasan

>>542840418
notice this

Better luck next time friends!

>>542840490
I need the waist numbers... for reasons... I'm taking all the fatties to the finals

>>542840704
It's alright
I'm still mad that I got nothing from the gacha too

Nice, won the graded A finals.
My almost B+ blockushin did all the heavy lifting by blocking the Falcon and Suzuka and my grass-chan finished the job.
Nice Nature was the puppet master.
There was also a really well built late surger Urarara in the finals.

Would spe be more popular if she wasn't a launch uma and face of the franchise? They've gotten more experimental with the uma personalities and stories, would cygames make spechud real if she was released today?

Told you! Taishin supremacy continues.

>>542753969

>>542840704
Tickezo get it together, there's always next time

>>542840543
hol up, rice is supposed to be good for CM4?

>>542840505
1000 and 2 golds or else
Do not think, do what you are told.

Is making a blockushin the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a front blocker. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are training, clothing, raising and rearing a uma for at least 3 years solely so she can go and get beat by another backliner. All the hard work you put into your trainee selecting the right support deck, making her go to power training, making sure she had a healthy diet, wit educating her, giving her the right skills. All of it has one simple result: you get to roll a dice to see which late surger wins. Raised the perfect blockushin? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random vodka who had nothing to do with the way she was trained gets the benefits of your hard work that came from the way you raised her. As a trainer who built a blockushin, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 careers simply to raise a uma for another uma to beat. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>>542840704
Do some careers. You'll remember the joy of nurturing your daughters to make them get first place!

>>542840590
It works against f2p shitters. Guess what? /uma/ lobbies are a bunch of whales (pretending to be f2p).

would umas be heavier than humans? if they are certainly stronger than humans wouldn't they be denser because of the muscle?

>Lost in the finals to a Blockushin who prevented my wife from proccing A&S despite me destroying Round 1 and 2
I-I'm still a good trainer right /uma/...My horses...they're definitely fast...I'm sure...they could pull of a victory next time...right?

I lost to some guy who brought fucking MLB super creek to cancer REEEEEEE

>>542840590
running Blockushin without Concentration is just asking for trouble
There is no reason to not put Greenwoman in your deck

other than to borrow Oguri for more Groundwork hint

So we have some CM Neichas here but is anyone a Doto who got constant 2nd place?

>>542840754
Oh god imagine the smell
>>542840761
Here you go bro

>>542840463
>doesn't finish the event chain

i'm glad i made a premature oguri ace with a shitty parent today, otherwise i still wouldn't believe that the stamina requirements are actually as high as they are.

>>542840870
No shit sherlock.

>>542840780
Very rude and moody uma, doesn't care about Suzuka, has beef with all umas that were chesnuts and she really hates Grass Wonder

>>542840590
works vs gamer dads and f2p shitters
whales in here will never lose to that, you need a strong front runner yourself to compete, someone like front pasa

Do you guys uh follow your CM Finals competitors after the fact? Is that an autistic thing to do? Is it mean to do if you won?

>>542840759
Thanks but I was already lucky this time

>>542840601
yes

Glorious nippon speed!

>>542840780
the dickriding of suzuka is the only thing that really grates me

>>542840463
>>542840939
Fuck you
>gives you aids

>>542840810
no, but you could try

OI
STOP WHORING YOUR JUNIORS OUT YOU FUCKING HAG

Donkey upgraded

>>542840924
Biwa's head is not the only thing that's huge.

>>542840968
My lobby had two front pasas a falco and a suzuka... and guess what, the seiun sky got first and angling and scheming anyways :(

>opera bird
>nonsensical esl babbling
Sounds about right.

>>542839878
rednu won the triple jobber crown

>>542840590
It worked for me 2/3 of the time. I eventually made a mediocre ace Bakushin during round 2 that did roughly the same job but won 2 races.

>>542839878
Why is the strongest not included there?

>>542839878
Holy kek not a single triple crown

>>542840470
Spe-chan is good thougheverbeit
Sounds like a torena problem to me

>>542840965
and loves her trainer a lot(special week likes his human company more than other horses while hating not just on chestnuts but also other horses in general)

>>542840490
THE FUCK YOU MEAN RYAN AND SUNDAY HAVE THE SAME BREAST SIZE.

>build her without much trust
>only took two tries which I thought meant it was going to be garbage
>i went with her anyways
>she won as many races as falco
>she ended up winning the cm for me
I kneel, based chuuni

>>542841170
Special Chud is a certified Ningen lover and Torena Raper

>>542839878
wait moomoo is a jobber?

>>542840989
Cant have enough luck

>>542841152
Show me your spe wins then

>>542841170
>certified ningen fucker
What is wrong with horses lmao

BASED SR+ TICKET

>This El Gondor Basa was rated no. 1 by the fans
>lmao who cares its just an auto selected number it doesnt matter
>She's the one that won

How did the virtual fans know?

>>542841193
Have you never seen Ryan's knockers? She's stacked

>>542839878
>If we had a Nipponese translator we could discover that witgod is the single triple crown winner among them all

>>542841248
True

>>542841319
>Ningen mom is loveable
>Honse mom is shitty
>develop revulsion towards other honses
It's just that easy

Well. No more daily borrows. Guess I will have to continue tomorrow. Can’t rely on lone wolf for groundwork activation.

>>542841361
Shiroaki loves music, I get my luckiests pulls while jamming to music

>>542839878
>make guides for a game
>lose
Fuck they're all gaslighters
What the hell am I supposed to belive now!?

>>542840886
Yes nonny they're the fastest they just had a bad day!

>>542841384
that boy looks weird

>>542841150
why is he giving a ghost bj

>>542840780
She's already popular enough and her current simple design is great
Modern Spe would probably be an extremely gimmicky character like most newmas and would probably look forgettable like No Reason as well as being really overdesigned
Spe is perfect as is

Hmmmm
Sweaty JKs

>>542840590
Works for me just fine. Fronts almost never win against me, only some very lucky falcons with incredible early start were able to escape my Blockushin. Seiun? LMAO.

>>542841393
WitFraud lost the 2nd CM though and he likely lost the 3rd too.
Only reason he won CM1 is because people still believed in the witmaxxing meme back then.

>>542840989
Asking shiriaoki for advice on how to make feet less stuffy...

>>542841150
>likes basic ass reddit tier goonerbait

>>542840704
i want to get over it, but i can't, and thinking that i have to do the same in 2 weeks is not helping, at all, i just want to play the cute horse race WHERE ARE THE NEXT CAREERS

>>542841521
me super asleep until Sweepy shows up

>>542838043
>2 ends
Why do guide makers keep bringing 2 same style Umas only to get blocked?

>>542841510
Spe chud and the rest of the golden gen should get a shounen manga

>>542840780
She is the face of the franchise
Her story is perfect for a protagonist
Her design is great
Great rivalries
Interesting irl lore

>>542840886
You're a third rate trainer with a fourth rate team. Get the FUCK out of tracen and go back to the regionals.

>>542841108
My front pasa shit on a lot of seiun during tryouts and on the finals she took the platinum, ignoring a blockushin the whole race, you just have to build them strong with lots of mid-late race skills and wit

>>542841510
Spe is perfectly serviceable as an idol anime protag
Barely memorable, plain and boring on the long run, but good enough to not be tiresome like the other gimmicky/quirky members of the group

>>542841521
Both are JCs bwo

>>542841363
She lost every round for me and I switched her out for someone else. In the final round I somehow accidentally added her to my team and registered. She won the whole thing for me. She really is numero uno

So now that we got the tripple Crown what's the next autistc CM goal we are supposed to aim for?

>>542841536
>WitFraud lost the 2nd CM
proof?

>>542841663
show build

groundwork never…

finally got the 3* ticket, who's it going to be, /uma/?

>>542841692
The full zodiac crown

>>542841680
All umas are basically JS at the beginning of a career bro

>>542841753
Dupe.

>>542841665
Yeah, I treat it like a sports anime. The supporting cast usually tends to be more interesting than the protagonists, but you still care when the main ones get that win

>>542841723
He cried about it on Twitter but refused to post his race as proof.

>>542841692
Every crown!

>>542841692
Winning the reruns and getting cucked by Rice Shower for the Mcqueen experience

>>542841753
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm spe

>>542841743
looks like a fine grandparent

>>542841458
That boy is actual a young maiden!

>>542841510
Fuck you I like No Reason

>>542841753
Suzuka dupe

>>542841654
Then fire Urara and her trainer too

>>542841692
Your tenno sho? Your triple tiara?

>>542841692
Platinum Zodiac

>>542841692
Simulate realistic retirement of horses and never use the winners of your previous CMs again.

>1000 stam + 2 golds
Sorry, turns out it's literally 1200 + 2. Have fun!

>>542841384
>>542841840
People meme about her being ugly but I always get hard doing careers with her... her chest is mesmerizing

>>542841963
i don't trust the gaslight doc

>>542841813
Yeah, and she's no Makunouchi Ippo to be both a good protag that won't overshadow the supporting cast, and yet one good enough for you to care about his trials, tribulations and eventual victories without being overbearing or quirky or random
Bros Sendo's gonna fucking lose like a bitch...

>>542841724
Huh okay, here she is
You are going to be disappointed because she is quite mediocre, not much I can do as f2p and no kitasan

>>542841813
Don’t get me wrong I cheer for the protagonist, and I like them but I always like the supporting cast more.
I like Bourbon, Duramante, Admire Vega, and currently Tamamo more. Hell I liked Tachyon in the movie more than Jungle Pocket

>>542841753
>>542841830
>>542841995
EXPLODE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fuck, I wanted the hagzensky

>>542840601
So 1.2k wit is valid?

>>542841692
We will become the new Emperors of CM! With MEISHO.....DOTO!

>>542841963
>you MUST prepare your umas for armageddon
alright man

>>542842074
Jungle pocket was soulless I don't blame you.

>>542842070
built more like a pace

i don't get it guys, was i suppose to pull or not?

>>542841963
>1200 stam gaslight again

>>542841963
how exactly are fronts supposed to require less stamina than late and end

>>542841723
he keeps his CM1 title after Gemini cup
...still using it now and last login was 2hours ago
soooooooooo

>>542842089
Spe is cuter though

Huh. Didn't know that was an achievement, much less a title.

>>542842139
For CM4, 75% is the bare minimum for Anal Teasing.

>>542842074
I wish Opera and Ayabe had more screentime than NTR in RTTT, she felt really bland for a protagonist

>>542842169
once they're past the initial fight for the lead they're on cruise control until the last spurt, paces have to accelerate constantly throughout the race and ends have to accelerate all at once

>>542842089
THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE APPEARS

>>542842134
No she is built like a front

>>542842326
>slipstream

Oguri Pace or Late for the next CM?

>>542842089
Hey

>>542842205
This is why you should always wear cool titles like Hot Spring Legend, Eclipse, and Claw Connoiseur at all times

>>542841813
Well not every sport protag can be Joe Yabuki

>>542842225
>>542842158
she pretty easy to train but I became a frontrunner fag after watching twin turbo races so I'd prefer to get maru ou rice shower, guess i'm forcing spe to race as front in CM4 like I did to rudolf in Cm2

Mihono Bourbon!

>>542840917
I think constantly posting Doto Rape has cursed me because I have nothing but 2nd places in CM so far.

>>542838923
I tend to find the best possible borrow, then work with my own parent to max affinity while at least trying to get good white sparks and red sparks

Are you a spats or drawers anon? For me, it’s rudolf’s drawers

>>542842365
What about it? Do I have to explain to you how Slipstream is useful for a front?

>>542842297
this is a fucking lie

>>542841963
But there's gonna be 4 perfect debuffers in every race, that's +1260 Stam. Lots of people will be running a hybrid debuffer Ace too so you can find 6 debuffers in a race as well. 1890 Stam + 980 is what you need to be safe, round it up a bit in case of rushed and it's 3000 Stamina needed.

God I hate Doto.

>>542841963
do not assume the worst. you will end up with sub-par umas
you should ONLY get enough Stamina to handle 1 set of Neicha + Mayano

>>542842509
For me, it's raw uncovered umanko!

>>542839878
My guider lost, who i should i believe now ? Wehhhhhh

>>542842287
Honestly what is even the appeal of NTR? She is kinda bland to me. Everyone likes her just because? Kitasan is more likable and that’s because she is always helping everyone

Teio staring at her titles.png

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlVKlUDkPwg
>goytubers are maxing out their credit cards for horses that will be obsoleted by Xmas Oguri
Sad, many such cases!

>>542842103
Doto.... RAPE!

>>542841963
I playtested a wedding Mayano a bit and she genuinely feels so horrible to bring compared to Gold Ship. This one's obviously missing Med S, but even before that she struggles severely with getting in position for the conditions for the accel uniques to go off in time to do anything since she doesn't have Gold Ship's unique to shit out a Medium Corners ◎'s worth of speed for 12 fucking seconds on this track. Don't get me started on murmur actually going off in maybe 1 of 5 rooms since she's too much of a brick to run fast enough to even run into someone to get blocked for the skill conditions. It's another CM of Golshi gaming for me.

>zero expectations in Taurus
win
>zero expectations in Gemini
3rd
>good expectations in Cancer
3rd
W-was my Taurus Platinum a fluke?

Are you jelly? Are your super jelly?

I had to go all the way to pity for her but it was all worthwhile.

>>542842583
Just use 1 Stam maxxed Ace in case you find a full debuffer race and keep your other Ace or Aces if you're not running a debuffer low

>>542842625
mmmmm syomethying is myissing hyere

>>542842728
>Are you jelly?
nah cause she has the same hot springs event as base maru

>>542842668
For me I got matched up with shitters in Taurus and Gemini but Cancer threw me into the super whale den

>>542842728
What about you carats for Riko/Rice and Oguri x-mas edition?

>>542842728
you have to train fronts and i don't. i'm free.

>>542842664
She's probably lagging behind so much because you're lacking power on her. I'd aim for 800~ and see what happens

>>542842781
Shhhh, let him enjoy his delusion.

>>542842728
Enjoy everyone sloppy seconds

>>542842664
I think mayano should be witmaxxed to give herself the best chance of proccing murmur (also it only procs mid race and wit helps with mid race positioning right?)

>>542842728
>jelly
I got her in 10 rolls so not really.

>>542842781
>>542842853
I think it's referring to this. >>542840281

>>542842801
I don't have base maru
>>542842821
All gone. Too bad for me.

>>542841015
>>542840601
1.2k wit is valid?
Is this some hidden knowledge shit?

>last OP had an unrelated tony soprano gif
damn I missed it
it was my golden chance to spew out my dumb idea of putting Pie-O-My into the umaverse

>>542842821
>fotm uma
Not invincible so trash
>card that will be useless in a month
Lol no

>>542842993
turns out running 15+ races and having high wit to proc every skill will win games

>>542843016
Spit it

gee spe why do you get to have TWO moms

>>542842664
What cards did you use?
I am trying to build some but still could not figure out optimum deck

>>542843016
S-stupid bird

>>542842804
I went against whales in Cancer too, but their Umas weren't optimized so I still thought I got a chance... I just didn't get the falcon ulti to connect because fuck me...

>>542843089
because one is dead?

>>542843082
Did he show the cards he use?

>>542842664
from my experience the global meta doesn't care how bad a debuffer/blocker uma is, they just bring them anyways

>>542843078
3 months actually

>>542842668
In taurus and gemini I did not have enough monies to unlock all optimum uma

>Training fail chance is blue
>Maruzensky fails
>Get the nuclear gigarape injury even though it should be impossible
So we've gone from RNG bullshit into actual cheating.

>>542842634
Did he really spend $900

Should I make Neicha a hybrid ace instead of trying to hit anything with All-Seeing Eyes?

My Japanese is terrible, but I get the feeling that during careers, before you pick up a training option, what the umas say feel a bit off more often than not. Does the same apply to the rest of the game? I had a feeling the TL was doing a good job, but now I don't know. I guess some of the puns and humor are hard to do.

>>542843374
If you wanna play a hybrid just go Grass or Rudolf instead

You may call me... Mr. C.B.

Can your themed ChamMe team defeat mine?
>Front DaiSca
>Pace Tachy
>Latte Cafe

how am i supposed to focus on training her when she looks like THIS

>>542840590
No it wasn't, Blockushin blocked 4 other fronts

>>542842835
https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/racedata?bin=gWZOr6fUxn
This was probably her best performance, by some miracle she lodged herself into 6th early, popped ryan unique immediately... To then come 4th anyway while HP was fine. I don't know with this uma, the Golshi secret sauce is just missing.

>>542842907
Think at that point I'd probably have to abandon any ideas of trying to build her as a hybrid with a chance to win, speedmaxxing + stammaxxing + witmaxxing in one go is a tall ask.

>>542843112
Kita Brian Sweep Creek Cafe Tazuna, all MLB.

I'll try again with oguri peak I guess

>>542842234
Just added

>>542843449
I'll take an americano instead

>>542843527
blockushin stats and skills?

>>542839878
she finally won, her last uma is Rice

>CM1: 3rd
>CM2: 2nd
>CM3: 1st
Going by this trend, next CM I should get 0th place

>be me
>retard that doesn't check thing beforehand
>buy google card to buy the daily carat pack
>check it ingame on both steam and on phone
>it's 3$ more expensive through the phone
I keep bricking myself

>>542838263
>cucked by the lazy dumb bird

RUMAO

>>542843468
This broad shattered my pelvis and left be paralysed from the neck down… Fellow trainers beware…

>>542842634
>earned back from meme viewers and subs
>money paid can be use as expense for tax purpose.
Ehh not that bad I guess?

>>542843356
He only started with 30 pulls worth of carats, and had to go to pity, buying the $34 packs. So minimum 10 purchases + a small pack means a minimum of $350. Still completely retarded to spend that much.

I finally got my MLB Kitasan guys!!

>>542843638
Here's my whole team, swapped out Blockushin for an ace in round 1 day 1 and regretted that.

>>542843662
I like the trainer names she uses a lot

>>542843670
That’s not how that works you DUMB dog. Absolutely FOOLISH canine. Stop spreading your ASININE takes on this forum.

>>542841384
she's a mejiro after all, if she grew her hair out she'd be an 11/10 the same way goldship instantly becomes a knockout the moment she takes the stupid hat off and puts on a swimsuit or dress

>>542843374
I'm positive it's the power. Notice how those two Tachys and Neicha with shit power lag behind her, despite being late surgers while Maya is end?
The Neicha I made for Taurus would do the same thing, she would lag behind the Goldshis because her power is so awful. I'd say at least give her another shot with higher power

>>542843718
shes not a virgin? dropped

>everyone agrees iron will is dogshit and unusable
>mystifying murmur has the exact same activation condition
>everyone claims it is the end all be all skill for cm4
can somebody explain this?

>>542843721
>tax write off gacha purchases
Yeah good luck explaining that if you get audited

>>542843823
>She's a mejiro after all

>>542843793
we have our first CM4 winner right here, boys and gals

>>542843863
murmur is midrace dumbass

>>542843832
meant for >>542843547

>>542843863
Debuffers aren't there to win races, just fuck over enemy umas

Which uma can do the eclipse title for URA? The title looks cool. Any front runner?

>>542843863
It's not the activation that makes Iron Will fucking useless it's the time it's allowed to activate that makes it fucking useless.

>>542843863
Ironwill is a gold recovery that only activates at early race (yes, the entire 7 seconds of early race). Murmur is a gold debuff that activates at midrace (aka the longest part of the track).

checkem.png

>>542843823
I think her short hair is cute

>>542840490
kingu's first rate breasts

>>542843818
whats

>>542841015
proof?

>>542843871
Actually quit easy to track. Steam has receipts and the video uploaded are on the internet.

>>542844007
Assuming you can't overheal, it doesn't matter when stamina skills activate

>>542840490
kitasan FAT

>>542843863
These are the retards I never get in my CMs

>>542843823
Ryan is... Pretty?

>>542844110
Are you doing this on purpose.

>>542844138
pretty ugly

>>542839543
>Rudolf hangs around the outside behind most of the pack only to casually leap to the front and win by a huge margin making it look easy
when I first started playing I thought the pace/late/end closer shit was made up for the game but no apparently MY FUARKING EMPEROR really does just let everybody else look stupid tiring themselves out for 90% of the race before jumping in front

>>542844102
That's not the problem. They aren't going to take kindly to you trying to pass an anime horse girl racing phone game as a business expense. That'd be like niggers trying to write off their latest pair of shoes as an expense because you have to walk to work

>kitasan "black"
>clearly listed as bay

>>542844171
Then why does it matter? As long as you've spent 5.5% of your stamina you will get the full benefit, and if you can overheal, then it literally does not matter.

>>542844138
always has been

>>542843670
>CM1: 2nd
>CM2: 2nd
>CM3: 2nd
Going by this trend, I’m destined to collect silver for every single CM, aren’t I…? Haha…

>>542844138
Only on fanart

do we ever get to the level of grubble where you have functionally infinite stamina to play the game because they shower you with energy drinks that never run out

Spe-chan love

>>542844446
Spe-chan total death!

Want to pull for Cafe, forced to pull for Riko
Many such cases

>>542842993
Umamusume is a wit game.

>>542844446
>>542844475

How did Kaela the 7th 8th 9th queen do this time?

>>542837959
you will always need Angling and Scheming on your front runner. The real question you should ask is should you also get red shift. The answer is pray the grandparent spark hit or you out of luck

>>542844425
idol whorse pits....

>>542844332
just wear this McQueen wig and we'll have some fun

>Got Brocked
>Summer Maruzensky failed her corner recovery wit check any way
>Grass Wonder runs it down from 8th place anyway
I hope this guy's day was ruined.

Hot parent seed is active RIGHT NOW. I got these in back 2 back runs. Do parent runs immediately. I REPEAT. HOT PARENT SEED IS CURRENTLY ACTIVE. DO PARENT RUNS RIGHT NOW.

the gambling experience...

Grrrrrr….. Sweep Tosho, you damn brat… You want to see magic that bad, huh? I’ll show you the magic of motherhood! Now spread your legs and have my foals!!!!!

Sorry Oguri san but in this business
Grays like you can't race

>>542844771
BASED

>>542844205
Professional streamers are entertainers (or considered as one) here. Expense from this category of revenue are categorized and can be charge as actual incurred. For salary and wage cuck reveue the expense are usually lumsum percentage with cap amount. This is how revenue tax work in most country.

>>542844757
>>542844623
Kitasan Alter..

>>542844813
did being on a team with goldship make spe race-ist against white horses

>>542844813
She wouldn't say that to White Horses

KIIIING HALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>542844813
No no. Spe only hates those filth chest-nutters

>>542844969
SOVL

>>542844908
sasuga

>>542844743
Tell me about it

>>542844969
First fucking rate

>>542844969
*kneels*

when do we start getting winning lives for CM

Teio the True King Monarch

How does hybrid mayano ever win when you're spending 320 sp on a debuff?

>>542844969
You're a first rate trainer with (now) a first rate champion.

>>542845079
Whatever the kyoto 3000 one is, cm6?

So why is Super Creek not a good Uma? Won't she just survive Leo stamina requirement by just existing?

>>542844969
BASED BASED BASED

>>542844908
I swear having her Uma streams in the background while grinding always brought crazy luck

remember when faggots here kept saying redshift doesn't work on late surgers for cm3? kek

>>542845102
She's called a hybrid because she both loses and misses debuffs.

>eat food while finals plays in the background because I know I'd lose
>oguri takes first
>win cancer cup
HUH

>>542844813
Spe would never say that to her fat fuck from the boonies!

>>542841963
>Hanshin racecourse is only 600 meters more than CM3
>Must have Stamina similar to CM2's requirements
Is this a gaslight?

>>542844623
>>542844757

>>542845102
>How does hybrid mayano ever win when you're spending 320 sp on a debuff?
Just inherit murmur 9* and make it free bro... seriously, hybrids suck because the skills are expensive.

Vodka is my best performing uma and also the coolest!
Also,
>Falco Cuck

>>542845192
if you bring food oguri will come

ASS Wonder

>>542845216
>fat fuck from the boonies
Lies!

>>542844743
>that summer maru coming in dead last
imagine spending that time making a new ace for finals and she comes in 9th

>>542845220
The debuggers bwo

>>542845289
FRIENDS FROM THE COUNTRYSIDE!

>>542845263
nice censor bro

>>542845263
ok Hikawa

>>542845178
No one said that.

Why would you use summer maru for this finale. Her healing are useless

>>542845263
oh nonono... pffft hahahaha

>>542845274
Sir, the oguri I fielded in is dogshit, vodka and scarlet were built better
She's not suppose to win, she's a filler

>>542845263
Omedetou, Hikawa-san

Now I can cope that sMaru only costed me 29k carats instead of 30k because she won me the cancer platinum. Now just gotta win 29 more times, haha...

>>542844205
>They aren't going to take kindly to you trying to pass an anime horse girl racing phone game as a business expense.
it is literally a business expense bro. keep in mind the default deductible is already $15,000 or $30k if you're married, itemized deductions are only worth it if you're spending a shitton, you don't get the standard deduction AND itemized deductions when filing, i.e if you have a company car, or an expensive studio, or yes spending 30 grand on gacha shit as part of your "entertainer" profession as a streamer, the same way expensive cameras and props are business expenses for television shows.
>DUDE THATS BULLSHIT
bro this is like the least abusive tax law shit, at least it legit is a business expense for their job, it's just their job is retarded. but there's an audience to watch people do retarded shit, the same way a fucking clown can expense all the cream pies he smashes into his face.
if you want "wow that's actually bullshit" levels of tax law, you can buy a house as a married couple, renovate it to flip, and as long as you lived in it for 2 years as a primary residence before selling it, the first $500,000 of income from selling it COMPLETELY untaxed and any income past $500,000 starts as if it was the first dollar earned.When my tax law professor was teaching me this shit in law school my first reaction was "damn, I shoulda gone into real estate"
https://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc701
anyways to relate to uma, if oguri cap eats more than $15,000 worth of food a year (almost assuredly) as her unmarried trainer you should be doing itemized deductions instead of taking the standard deductible

>>542845049
i think im fully commited to late/end, watching the races are so much fun compared to other styles

Hikawa............

I'm simply better

It's time, I have a 4/5 chances I get a dupe, in the best case I get Taiki or Spe, please Shiroaki, bless this man one more time.

>>542844969
Absolutely first-rate.

>A glue
>Doesn't even have groundwork
>Still collecting wins
Open league is comfy

>>542845192
That's because she's Oguri Cap... as in, peak.

>>542845603
Rice dupe

golshibros... we lost

>>542845178
That was pump you retard

I love grass wonder!

People who bring an Uma solely as a debuffer for CM are scums. Every Umas deserve to win. Bring your best runners faggot.

>>542845603
THIS HAG, AGAIN?

>>542844969
Meine respektierung.

>>542845178
Literally nobody said this.

>>542845220
I think building against a theoretical Mayano+Nature is dumb, but why do you guys keep thinking that the reason for 1k stamina is the length of the track?

Bunch of losers displaying their cancer plat when the only one that matters is Taurus.

>>542845178
I said this multiple times to gaslight and get advantage

ITS HIS TURN

>>542845734
Cry about it retard wehhhh bwehhhhh boohooohoooo bwiiiiihhhhhh

>>542845791
t. witfraud

>>542845603
>>542841995

t. Cancer Platlet

when is the larc CM

>>542845620
why does king halo always look so pretty when she's covered in sweat/dirt/rain

>>542845496
i wonder how much his income is from youtube and donations

Who the fuck is hikawa

>>542845791
Ok loser

>>542845734
>please, let my frontrunner win, I be you saar, please

>>542845908
hikawa is MINE
back the FUCK off?!?!?!

>>542845734
what if your best horse is evil nature

>>542845734
No sympathy for Falcons

>>542846006
I’ll put a baby in her so she has to skip the race

sorry lads just finished my ace. Leo is in the bag now

redpill me on summer spe for the next cm

original spe already has gourmand which is easier to work with and still has her ult which is decent. summer spe you basically have to run late or end but why wouldn't you just use goldship or taishin. also her career can be fucking bad you basically have no ult until you get two middle skills and it's a recovery. this bitch has no acceleration late game built in if you don't proc ryan ult there is zero chance of winning.

>>542845734
They're essentially running with two umas if your umas aren't strong enough to power through debuffs then maybe you should have made them stronger then

What are you thoughts on an Uma who likes Uma tits just as much as you?

>>542845882
she looks even prettier covered in my love

>7 mile races
>5 medium races
>Medium URA Finale
Is literally nothing working right now? The dogshit RNG I can accept, but getting fucked over by the game just not functioning is too much.

So, what now

My fellow Group B enjoyers, did you make it?

>>542845734
TORPEDO BLOCKUSHIN GOES BRRRR

>>542846052
>skip the race
She'll just pull a Wind in Her Hair

>>542846058
Taishin is pretty bad because Encroaching Shadow doesn't work for CM4. I do agree that Golshi is better but do you really want to be a shameless golshi user?

>>542845908
character from smt3

something something gold looks better anyway trainer dono something something

>>542846056
>witlet
>no gold recoveries
>that speed
>no groundwork
open league won’t know what hit em

>>542846171
gold ship is the chemo to beat the smaru cancer

>>542846060
Gay, so based, as all things gay.

>>542846171
goldshit users > smaru fags

My falco dumpstered my s.maru even though s.maru procced Lone Wolf. Feels like I wasted 200 pulls.

CM4 meta will be 2 Front + Golshi as insurance

>>542846184
These SMT umas look kinda weird

>>542845820
too easy for the garbage eater whale

>>542846060
>What are you thoughts on an Uma who likes Uma tits just as much as you?
it's yet another benefit to marrying fuji kiseki

>>542846202
I think this anon was joking, anon .

>you don't actually need to proc a recovery after half race to activate SMaru's unique
>it just needs to have activated at any time and it'll automatically shoot off at half race
>maestro is actually bad if you want to time it better because it activates right at the start of mid race

>>542846316
Damn it wasnt even close

>>542846221
>>542846260
Oguri Cap (as in peak) is the honorable answer against SMaru.

>>542846171
I mean, Golshi's free and I'm not pulling for S!Maru because I'm saving for the Kitasan rerun and Christmas Biwa

>>542846056
>only 1200 stamina
you need 1300 MINIMUM

>>542846316
>>542846354
he has MLB SSR deck and 1200 speed 1200 power on falcon

>>542846202
Anon, it's a stamina grandparent for Summer Maruzensky.

>Lots of my qualifying race victories ended in 1:30.X, one of my more dominant wins came in at 1.29.9
>I won my finals with a race time of 1 minute 31.6 seconds

>>542846354
I hope this whale faggot chokes on his pagpag and fucking dies

>>542846056
Bro your non-standard distance and hanshin racecourse?

What's the A+ rank threshold???

>>542846461
shit, I didnt get the memo i'll run another

>>542846056
Why are you bringing your CM2 ace

>>542846354
where is Blockushin when you need her

I'll take it

>>542846568
>476
don't turn around

>>542846221
Trainer using
>gold ship
Calling other umas
>cancer
Oh the irony

blockushin is a meme

>>542846573
yeah, this is a brutal 2200m MEDIUM race we're talking about... you better bring the gold stamina skills too