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Anonymous No.535230853 >>535230941 >>535230976 >>535231653 >>535231903 >>535232343 >>535232558 >>535232779 >>535242035 >>535246708
/epog/ - Project Epoch Private Server General
troondle filth off the op!


>Recent News
UPDATE YOUR LAUNCHER AHHHHHHHHHH
RELAUNCH SOON.
STRESS TEST VERY SOON.
CLIENT GOT ROLLED BACK TO 3464 = WIPE IMMINENT
Ascension bought, accounts were migrated.
Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.
>https://ascension.gg/

>What is Project Epoch?
A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.
>1500+ New quests
>2000+ New creatures
>2000+ New items
>And more!

For more info read their website
>https://www.project-epoch.net/
>Guilds
>Gurubashi
Alliance
Alliance


Previous Thread:
>>535208139
Anonymous No.535230941 >>535231964
>>535230853 (OP)
why is she so smug
Anonymous No.535230976 >>535231152
>>535230853 (OP)
why is she so flat
Anonymous No.535230980
First for gvrv
Anonymous No.535231002
ACK
Anonymous No.535231015
poshie…
Anonymous No.535231071
BRATTY CRUSADER NAKADASHI
Grimlic !YA8uI3LPLM No.535231078 >>535232863 >>535232957 >>535234734 >>535238559 >>535242962 >>535245837
come home White man

epoch lost, wpsg lost, classic anniversary is winning:
>true server longevity and stability all the way into wrath
>no custom meme server bullshit
>original class balance
>forced faction balance
>gdkp banned
>TBC in december
Anonymous No.535231091
puuuchie
Anonymous No.535231106
TEST 2NITE TRUST THE PLAN
Anonymous No.535231109
player vs estrogen kekzans
Anonymous No.535231152
>>535230976
so you make your post and newmoot gets more ad monies due to higher perceived active user counts
Anonymous No.535231191 >>535231385 >>535231674 >>535232863
reminder to not engage the tripfag
Anonymous No.535231192 >>535231268 >>535231381
Pochie is she real
Anonymous No.535231202
So is Dutch actually Dutch? since he's going to bed soon
Anonymous No.535231268 >>535231381
>>535231192
gurubashi bocchi
Anonymous No.535231314
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous No.535231323
Pochie... weekend?
Anonymous No.535231347
POCHIE ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY POCHIE?
Anonymous No.535231381
>>535231192
>>535231268
rolling to gvgv right now
Anonymous No.535231385
>>535231191
you think I can see his posts in the first place?
Anonymous No.535231408
>535231078
>0 players
Anonymous No.535231506 >>535231587 >>535231602 >>535231682 >>535245535
Its time
Anonymous No.535231587
>>535231506
based master of his craft
Anonymous No.535231598
POCHIE!
Anonymous No.535231602
>>535231506
>me when the server wipes
Anonymous No.535231653
>>535230853 (OP)
>lolimane
Now we're talking.
Grimlic !YA8uI3LPLM No.535231674
>>535231191
say that to my face on classic anni little pochlet
Anonymous No.535231682 >>535231810
>>535231506
I keep telling myself I'm not going to level a druid again but I fail every time.
Anonymous No.535231781
POCHIE FRIDAY!
Anonymous No.535231810
>>535231682
I've just accepted that I will play Druid and/or Hunter until the day I die.
Anonymous No.535231903
>>535230853 (OP)
Anonymous No.535231925
These pochie motherfuckers we have no idea they have no idea nobody ahs any fucking idea when or if it will be ready
Anonymous No.535231964
>>535230941
bratmaxing
Anonymous No.535231979 >>535232640
Uuuhhhhhh.... bros? What did Dutch mean by this?!
Anonymous No.535232078 >>535232310
I hate that 80% of wow interactions with talents and skills arent displayed.
Anonymous No.535232104 >>535232212
I've been away for roughly 6 hours. Seems like nothing new has happened....
Anonymous No.535232107
>BBC+ went down as soon as I engaged in combat while on hardcore
ermmmm.... am I fucked?
Anonymous No.535232136 >>535232439
I should've ACKed 12 years ago.
Anonymous No.535232212
>>535232104
Anonymous No.535232310 >>535232636
>>535232078
Retoilet eventually fixed this, I believe.
Anonymous No.535232343 >>535232703
>>535230853 (OP)
More like
>Update your launcher UOOOOH
Anonymous No.535232439 >>535233004
>>535232136
is life really that bad for you?
Anonymous No.535232558 >>535232902
>>535230853 (OP)
>Awise, my champion
Anonymous No.535232627
>bronzebeard down
>epoch down
Anonymous No.535232636
>>535232310
Does ascension have any addon like that.
What does retoilet actually do tho. never heard of it.
Anonymous No.535232640
>>535231979
Dutch is the sloppa poster and thread maker. You didn't know? He bought Epoch specificly because he was right here with us during those 2 weeks.
Anonymous No.535232673
War room status?
Anonymous No.535232691 >>535232902 >>535233610
I'm pretty much ride or die with Epoch now. If it doesn't work out or gets fucked by Dutch then I'm dropping this shit game entirely for at least 5 years.
Anonymous No.535232703
>>535232343
Ahahahahahahaha lol anon how'd u come up with that ahaha
Anonymous No.535232750
shennasissies, the 'pochie hype isn't dying down. we need to activate the ddos
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.535232779
>>535230853 (OP)
Why's the girl from HotS dressed like whitemane?
Anonymous No.535232790
just realized ambie is out in 3 days and i have literally zero desire to play it
Anonymous No.535232850 >>535232994 >>535233119 >>535233257 >>535233326 >>535233384
Today I will remind them
Anonymous No.535232863
>>535231191
meant for >>535231078
Anonymous No.535232876
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKENDgaddam
Anonymous No.535232902
>>535232558
Oh I'm up already you stupid little brat.
>>535232691
What prompt for a style like this?
Anonymous No.535232957
>>535231078
I'll come back when the current Anniversary realms get merged into Era and all of the spergs leave.
Anonymous No.535232976 >>535233716
Update when
Anonymous No.535232994 >>535233387
>>535232850
this shit was so fucking funny
Anonymous No.535233004
>>535232439
Not really, but sometimes I am tired and I low key wish I ACKedva long time ago, now it's not good.
Anonymous No.535233098
>>535229426
maybe you did, boomer
Anonymous No.535233109 >>535233254
There needs to be a warlock only guild called
Anonymous No.535233119 >>535233247
>>535232850
Remind us what, retard? Retail isn't exactly popular around here.
Anonymous No.535233242
Pochie weekend?
Anonymous No.535233247
>>535233119
No, only sloppa is popular around here.
Anonymous No.535233254 >>535233462
>>535233109
nobody knows the lore of warcraft, nerd.
Anonymous No.535233257
>>535232850
Who was he talking to?
Anonymous No.535233290
I am decided after much deliberation

Undead Warrior (racial swap)
Gnome Priest
Anonymous No.535233326
>>535232850
>idk man, it looks like shit
>YOU NEED TO EXPAND YOUR MIND LITTLE ONE, ITS BETTER IN YOUR HEAD
Anonymous No.535233384 >>535233692
>>535232850
why does blizz even run ad campaigns for retail? anyone who's going to play wow is already playing wow and anyone who's not going to play wow won't be swayed by ads
is it just money laundering?
Anonymous No.535233387 >>535233671
>>535232994
It was
Anonymous No.535233462 >>535233590 >>535233708 >>535233987 >>535234189 >>535235684 >>535239180
>>535233254
I genuinely can't fathom spending 100+ hours leveling through a world you know nothing about lmao. Especially if it's a PvE realm.
Like, if you're not into the quests, and you're not into fighting, what are you even enjoying for those 100 hours?
Anonymous No.535233473 >>535233771
Gurupochie
Gurulliance
Anonymous No.535233550
I WANT TO PLAY POCHIE RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.535233590
>>535233462
Chasing the eternal dopamine hit and bragging to strangers online about my 99 parse on classic content.
Anonymous No.535233610
>>535232691
sheepy sexo
Anonymous No.535233613
Hop on bbc+ while we wait
Anonymous No.535233671
>>535233387
>we need examples of the character creation system for our ad
>uhhh just hit random a bunch of times and ship it
lol
Anonymous No.535233692 >>535234113
>>535233384
They're getting retail ready for console release, most likely free through Gamepass. If you've been paying attention to all of the recent UI updates, teased controller support, and addon integration, it's pretty obvious.
Anonymous No.535233708
>>535233462
>what are you even enjoying for those 100 hours?
Gooning.
Anonymous No.535233716
>>535232976
1.18 is tomorrow
Anonymous No.535233719
How do I get a trans Epoch gf that's at least 7 inches
Anonymous No.535233771
>>535233473
why is he calling me a baby
Anonymous No.535233847 >>535235054
please be my friend on guru
it's hard to talk to people...
Anonymous No.535233892
OPEN THE SERVER AND LET SLIP THE CHUDS OF WAR
Anonymous No.535233968
26th feels like so long ago...
Anonymous No.535233987 >>535234147 >>535234170 >>535238758
>>535233462
pve andies claim to enjoy the leveling experience while simultaneously ignoring every quest text and aoe'ing down every possible quest objective.
Anonymous No.535234071
when is the stress test
Anonymous No.535234087 >>535234171 >>535234270 >>535234312
I am losing it already.
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.535234102
Did pochie add any cool new stuff to teldrassil & darkshore? If so what?
Anonymous No.535234113 >>535235464
>>535233692
>wow will be flooded with consoletards trying to heal with a controller
good fucking lord
Anonymous No.535234147
>>535233987
Alright, just for you, I'll read every single quest. But if it's bad, I'm gonna be really mad.
Anonymous No.535234170
>>535233987
damn. so true.
Anonymous No.535234171
>>535234087
What server?
Anonymous No.535234189 >>535234817
>>535233462
Truth is Im 100% the only fucking person in this entire fucking fanbase that actually cares or knows about warcraft.
Thats why I hate blizzard with a passion and havent given them a single cent since Frozen throne.
Anonymous No.535234270 >>535234334 >>535234554 >>535234650
>>535234087
>dude what if we made the game SUPER FUCKING TEDIOUS for anyone who isn't playing a pet class
>that's so HARDCOOOOORREEEE
lol
Anonymous No.535234312 >>535234428
>>535234087
Does that apply to your pet? Lol a joke if it doesn't.
Anonymous No.535234334
>>535234270
>every challenge must be suited for every class
Anonymous No.535234339 >>535234438 >>535234476 >>535234534 >>535237907
This Midna avatarfag tripfag tranny should ACK already.
Anonymous No.535234428
>>535234312
it does, but from what the "Adventure Mode" one didn't when I last played it.
And even the it was fucking tedious.
Anonymous No.535234438 >>535234902 >>535237907
>>535234339
we love midna here
Anonymous No.535234458 >>535234535 >>535234537 >>535241861
class/race combo for this feel?
Anonymous No.535234476 >>535234902 >>535234978 >>535237907
>>535234339
agreed, he should ACK repeatedly around my thick white cock
Anonymous No.535234534 >>535234902 >>535237907
>>535234339
Nope. Footjob from midna anon.
Anonymous No.535234535
>>535234458
Shadow Priest/Blood Elf unironically.
Anonymous No.535234537
>>535234458
Female Undead Warlock
Anonymous No.535234554
>>535234270
To be fair the "le hardcore" aficionados do confuse difficulty with tedium, that's a good addition for them.
Anonymous No.535234650
>>535234270
>kills your pet that cannot heal
what now?
Anonymous No.535234734 >>535234932
>>535231078
as long as blizzard isn't interested in dealing with bots, boosts, and goldsellers, i'm not interested in playing official classic
Anonymous No.535234817
>>535234189
thats fair
Anonymous No.535234902 >>535234990 >>535235047 >>535235097 >>535236017
>>535234438
>>535234476
>>535234534
how anyone can unironically call turtle the troon server when we have faggots like this in every thread
Anonymous No.535234932 >>535235187 >>535235220 >>535235276 >>535235704
>>535234734
>as long as blizzard isn't interested in dealing with bots, boosts, and goldsellers
it's been what? 6 years? and they still haven't found a solution
Anonymous No.535234978
>>535234476
No, that's my job...
Anonymous No.535234990 >>535235145 >>535236926
>>535234902
dont forget we had a literal tranny in here yesterday posting lewds who was getting a retarded amount of goon replies.
Anonymous No.535234991
I'm going to bed
test without me pochies
Anonymous No.535235047 >>535235252
>>535234902
>the turtleshill reveals itself for the umpteenth time
Anonymous No.535235054 >>535235175
>>535233847
Ok ..
Anonymous No.535235097 >>535235390
>>535234902
'ate troons
'ate shenna
luv me femboys
luv me milfs
simple as
Anonymous No.535235145
>>535234990
I came to him desu
Anonymous No.535235175
>>535235054
Ravin rabbids was kinda funny
Anonymous No.535235187
>>535234932
>they still haven't found a solution
it's not rocket science, you just need GMs that manually check. something pservs do perfectly. blizzard simply doesn't care because bots, goldsellers, etc pay a sub and give them money
Anonymous No.535235220 >>535235402 >>535235412
>>535234932
The obvious solution is to remove the AH. MMOs that enforce player to player trading always have significantly less bots.
Anonymous No.535235252 >>535235473
>>535235047
>anyone with selfawareness is a turtleshill
fucking retard. im not playing that shit server with dead pvp and shit cash shop. im going guru.
Anonymous No.535235276
>>535234932
Why would they want to fix it? Blizz collects a sub from all the botters, boosters and goldsellers.
Anonymous No.535235390 >>535235495 >>535235498 >>535236063
>>535235097
>hate troons
>love femboys
thats literally so much gayer lmao. at least troons have small little girlcocks.
Anonymous No.535235402
>>535235220
main accounts stand around capital cities, mailing shit around.
advertising in trade chat, these malaysians will sit around the computer and do shifts on who's doing trades.
Anonymous No.535235412
>>535235220
i've played PoE2 recently and I would rather kill myself than play another game without AH where trading is important
Anonymous No.535235416 >>535235640
Whitemane x Nagatoro
Anonymous No.535235464
>>535234113
brilliant. their decrepit aging player base is now coming to the carpel tunnel stage of a gamer's career and suddenly accessibility features become their favorite mod.
Anonymous No.535235473
>>535235252
calm down shenna
Anonymous No.535235495 >>535235624 >>535235631 >>535236063
>>535235390
nigger, a troon has an axewound not a boyclitty
come on, we're talking about the same thing here
Anonymous No.535235498
>>535235390
gayer, but more based and trad.
Anonymous No.535235624 >>535236063 >>535236903
>>535235495
Most troons don't get SRS since it's expensive and hrt is cheaper
Anonymous No.535235631 >>535236063 >>535236903
>>535235495
um akshully most trannies dont get the operation.
you don't need to when the hrt literally makes your cock shrink into a clit.
Anonymous No.535235640 >>535235743
>>535235416
NIGGAtoro
Anonymous No.535235684
>>535233462
That's no fun. And especially if you're into immersion. You know everything about all lore there is - you are a metafaggot. I only know enough lore a deabeat peasant 20yo human stormwind kingdom recruit could've known at the start of their leveling adventure and experience it through the toon's perspective. Bonus points if their parents are second war veteran alcoholics who's only redeeming traits were hate towards orcs and even bigger unreasonable genocidal tendency towards kobolds that passed on to their child.
Anonymous No.535235704
>>535234932
>they still haven't found a solution
That implies they are looking for a solution or care about it at all, which they don't.
Anonymous No.535235743 >>535235808
>>535235640
SHE IS JAPANESE AND SHE HAS A TAN YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OUTSIDE?
Anonymous No.535235808
>>535235743
You are brown
Anonymous No.535235843
You already know.
Anonymous No.535235862 >>535236007
P O C H I E T H U R S D A Y !
Anonymous No.535235914
Dutch has forsaken us...
Anonymous No.535235934 >>535236049
ascension has custom content?
Anonymous No.535236007
>>535235862
Nah, I'll be playing on Ambershire
Anonymous No.535236017 >>535236203
>>535234902
>how anyone can unironically call turtle the troon server
Anonymous No.535236049
>>535235934
yea, but its not really classic blizzlike.
it's more.... modern blizzlike
Anonymous No.535236063 >>535236305 >>535236341 >>535237153
>>535235624
>>535235631
>>535235495
>>535235390
i don't fucking understand. wouldn't be a tranny without operation the same as a femboy?
Anonymous No.535236181 >>535236385 >>535236409 >>535239110
so delete my epoch folder entirely, and go to ascension to download their programs and files?
Anonymous No.535236203 >>535237018
>>535236017
A radio is unironically a good idea.
Anonymous No.535236305 >>535236571
>>535236063
what are you? retarded?
Anonymous No.535236341
>>535236063
Femboys don't all take HRT, most of the time it's a guy who crossdresses and shaves without messing up their hormones (then they experience twink death around 30 if they don't)
Anonymous No.535236385
>>535236181
don't forget to delete system32 as well for true fresh install.
Anonymous No.535236409 >>535239421
>>535236181
>You must login to the site once to confirm your account before login the game. Ascension password uses case sensitivity so when you first login the site it will permanently set the case sensitivity of your password, so turn off caps lock.
>After login download and install the ascension launcher. Best to install it and the client outside your Programs folder imo for future updates. Ascension launcher program will ask for privileges everytime it runs, it's ok.
>Inside the launcher there is a dropdown menu above the play button, you choose Epoch and it will install the client. You dont need 50GB as it says the client is the same at 13.5 GB. After it takes you to the loading screen build 3464. You enter the game through the launcher and can close it afterwards.
Anonymous No.535236571
>>535236305
i'm not a specialist in degeneracy like the rest of you
Anonymous No.535236903 >>535237176
>>535235624
>>535235631
actual tranny here, where do chuds even get the idea that tranny = axewound? is it fox news? what is it?
Anonymous No.535236926
>>535234990
Umm, proof?
I don't believe you.
Anonymous No.535237018
>>535236203
LGBT radio
Anonymous No.535237085 >>535237597
Do the leatherworking patches fall off when you die?
Anonymous No.535237153 >>535237292
>>535236063
Trans take HRT. But femboys nowadays have discovered how insanely effective HRT magic is so they take it too, lol
Anonymous No.535237176
>>535236903
probably just to reassure themselves that fapping to men isn't gay as long as he's not calling himself a woman
Anonymous No.535237292 >>535237351 >>535237761
>>535237153
>insanely effective
>accelerates the coming of the norwood reaper
Anonymous No.535237351 >>535237483
>>535237292
what?
Anonymous No.535237483 >>535237761
>>535237351
>xer doesn't know
Anonymous No.535237539
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Anonymous No.535237541 >>535237657 >>535237750 >>535237782 >>535237792
Just got home was there a stress test or anything today (or upcoming)?
Anonymous No.535237597 >>535237782 >>535239503
>>535237085
I imagine they work like every other temporary buff
do rogue poisons persist through death?
Anonymous No.535237614
POCHIE FRIDAY
Anonymous No.535237637
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Anonymous No.535237657
>>535237541
Dutch is cranking his hog
Anonymous No.535237750
>>535237541
The core of the server is so messed up that they're still working nonstop to make it playable, the Epoch team really fucked Dutch
Anonymous No.535237761 >>535237854
>>535237292
>>535237483
HRT completely stops balding, it can even reverse it a bit if you are lucky. Men take Finasteride to stop balding and that is like 10% as effective as real HRT. You can literally google it one second, are you lying on purpose?
Anonymous No.535237782
>>535237541
pre-download yesterday and update on test in few hours.

>>535237597
In vanilla they do but not sure about pochie. Elixirs do in fact fall off if you die.
Anonymous No.535237792
>>535237541
yeah you missed it

20k in orgrimmar
Anonymous No.535237854 >>535238091
>>535237761
>HRT completely stops balding
geg
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.535237907
>>535234339
No u!
>>535234438
Thx fren c:
>>535234476
>>535234534
No!

No really though, any new stuff for nelfs?
Anonymous No.535238091
>>535237854
Facts don't care about your feelings, chuddie
Anonymous No.535238192
Do poisons still interfere with windfury?
Anonymous No.535238429
We're going into the 4th week of blue balling
Anonymous No.535238430 >>535238808
https://www.project-epoch.net/news/update-from-the-epoch-team/
Anonymous No.535238439 >>535238608 >>535239223 >>535239360
I had a buddy who done the HRT thing.
It really hurt his balls, then a few months later he went full schizo leftoid, weird too cause he was always a decent guy with a sense of humor about it that just loved dick.
Been a while now, it's like someone took over his body, so whens the server up?
Anonymous No.535238494
Holy fuck the ascension discord is growing fast
Anonymous No.535238529
was just watching a stream of a guy who doesn't even play wow and he said turtle reached out for a sponsorship but that's bannable
shenna getting desperate
Anonymous No.535238559
>>535231078
>paying blizzard
Anonymous No.535238574 >>535238697 >>535239262 >>535239348
ascension team is just now starting to realize how bad things truly are
Anonymous No.535238606 >>535238672 >>535238748 >>535238867
just a reminder to everyone who is annoyed by the avatarfag, that avatarfagging is against da rules, simply report them every time they sign their post with a midna image and eventually when the jannies get around to doing their fucking job, they'll get smacked. Reminder that they only do their job if enough people click the report button. Also don't announce your report because that is gay and also against the rules.
Anonymous No.535238608
>>535238439
>messes with the hormones that go all the way into his brain
>loses it
I wonder why.
Anonymous No.535238672 >>535239238
>>535238606
stop avatarfagging
Anonymous No.535238697
>>535238574
then they would say so instead of saying
>we are applying our already existing patches
Anonymous No.535238748 >>535239238 >>535240403
>>535238606
I hate jannies and mods even more than I hate avatarfags
Anonymous No.535238758 >>535240115
>>535233987
>a pvphilistine actually having the gall to even remotely imply that even one single person who's ever touched a pvp server with a 10 foot pole has even been able to read a word of quest text in their entire mmo history in fear of being ganked by a first-day level-capped no-life 24/7 newbie-camper for the 300 trillionth time that day much less know even the tiniest speck about lore whatsoever

you pvpoors are actually way worse than all the turtle shills combined in the last few days of threads holy shit
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.535238808
>>535238430
Gaybloat owes me that mini diablo pet for beta testing his "launch"
Anonymous No.535238867 >>535239041 >>535239238
>>535238606
They dont. I've literally gotten a warning for reporting him for "false reports" with a threat of getting banned if I keep doing it. They're protecting him for some reason.
Anonymous No.535239041
>>535238867
just filter and let it go
/vg/ jannies are notorious for latching onto random tripfags they ERP with in discord and protecting them from all criticism
watch me get banned for this post kek
Anonymous No.535239110 >>535239258 >>535239421 >>535239472
>>535236181
least-pozzed version for paranoid people

>go to their downloads page
>stop or delete whatever automatically downloads
>get the "unpacked" version (no installer, portable)
>extract it somewhere that doesn't require admin privileges, like desktop or documents
>move your Project Epoch folder into WhateverYouNamedTheExtractedFolder\resources\epoch_live, such that in the epoch_live folder you see the Project Epoch.exe, WTF, Interface, etc.
>create a .bat file and place it in the launcher folder next to Ascension Launcher.exe. this will it to run without admin privileges
set __COMPAT_LAYER=RUNASINVOKER
"Ascension Launcher.exe"
>run the Ascension launcher by using this .bat
>install Project Epoch via the launcher
>it will overwrite most things so desu you're not saving any download time, but it will preserve your configs, screens, addons, etc.
>go into epoch_live and clean out the Project Epoch.exe and the epoch_installer.exe. The one Ascension uses is Ascension.exe despite it still being Project Epoch and still appearing as such on its window title
>whenever the launcher updates, it creates another forced-admin .exe in a hidden folder named "tmp" and will prompt UAC by trying to execute that. you can either circumvent this by updating the launcher manually by redownloading it from the website and extracting+overwriting it into the same place, or create another .bat like the one above and place it in the tmp folder, changing the filename in quotes to whatever the filename of the updater .exe is (I forget)

Alternatively, you may be able to skip all of this in the future by downloading the Project Epoch files directly from their google drive link on the same downloads page (next to the 3.3.5 torrent link), but they haven't put them there yet.
Crogge and Shenna worship Satan
Anonymous No.535239180
>>535233462
I like it when the numbers go up
Anonymous No.535239223 >>535239424
>>535238439
i wish hrt did something like that to me, im still the same faggot as always
Anonymous No.535239238
>>535238672
retard
>>535238748
agreed, but I hate whiners more than I hate both, so instead of seeing cry babies Im telling them what to do instead so theyll stop clogging the thread up every time the avatarfaggot posts.
>>535238867
I dont report people ever so I wouldnt know. but also, delete your post because if what your saying is true, whiners will get banned and the problem is still solved for me.
Anonymous No.535239258
>>535239110
will force it to run*
Anonymous No.535239262
>>535238574
>buy a server from amateurs because you think it's almost finished
>look at what's under the hood
>you have to rewrite the server from scratch because the scripting is that bad
God bless four years of development
Anonymous No.535239348
>>535238574
>
Dutch and the squad probably opened the epoch pandoras box and said "well, fuck we have to start over from scratch"

Then they ported the whatever custom content on their own thing, disabled everything plugin wise from ascension and call it a day
Anonymous No.535239360 >>535239424 >>535239730 >>535240157
>>535238439
Should I take HRT? would we still be friends?
Anonymous No.535239417 >>535239476
POCHIE-CHAAAAAAAN
Anonymous No.535239421 >>535239575
>>535236409
>>535239110
is this safe?
Anonymous No.535239424
>>535239223
>>535239360
gurubashi?
Anonymous No.535239472
>>535239110
>>create a .bat file and place it in the launcher folder next to Ascension Launcher.exe. this will it to run without admin privileges
>set __COMPAT_LAYER=RUNASINVOKER
>"Ascension Launcher.exe"
very nice trick thank you
i'll make sure to remember it for future forced admin programs
but I'm guessing this is useless for me since I already ran their launcher with admin privilege
Anonymous No.535239476
>>535239417
Extremely stinky armpits
Anonymous No.535239503
>>535237597
No but then again they are applied to weapons as temp enchantment

Think everything that is applied to character gets dispelled when you die but everything on your gear stays
Anonymous No.535239575
>>535239421
that's just telling you don't have permission to write to that folder
Anonymous No.535239730 >>535239886
>>535239360
I will say it's a bit embarrassing to go out with your boy looking like a hot mess.
Have some consideration for your friends, get into speed running you'll make plenty of buds
Anonymous No.535239851 >>535240072
I'm so fucking sick and tired of waiting...
Anonymous No.535239859 >>535239953 >>535240001 >>535242479
What race and class do brown trannies like on Gurubashi, I need to rape
Anonymous No.535239886 >>535240410
>>535239730
Nah If I went troon I could pull it off.
Anonymous No.535239910
gurupochie friday
Anonymous No.535239941
Pochie... Friday?
Anonymous No.535239953
>>535239859
Any male character and tank, you'll find plenty of transhealers
Anonymous No.535240001
>>535239859
brown trannies almost always have a fetish for emo white boys so probably undead rogue
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.535240072 >>535240403 >>535240520
>>535239851
We're gonna make it fren c: you just gotta believe!
Anonymous No.535240115
>>535238758
>tumblr
>simpsons(reddit)
>words words words words(didn't read your essay)
>philistine(jewish insult)
PvEunuchs can't meme.
Anonymous No.535240129 >>535240382
>Dutch hasn't started typing yet
Guess he's planning on staying up much later than usual...
Anonymous No.535240157
>>535239360
you should do what makes you happy, you'll find friends who like you for who you are
Anonymous No.535240364
Refusing to take your medication makes the server arrive faster.
Anonymous No.535240373
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous No.535240382 >>535240574
>>535240129
my cope is that he's waiting for his team to give him the OK to announce the stress test
Anonymous No.535240403
>>535238748
Same but I also like avatarfags. >>535240072
YOU GOTTA DO WHAT?
Anonymous No.535240410 >>535240861 >>535240940 >>535241010 >>535241176 >>535241779
>>535239886
i promise you could not
many have tried, all have failed
Anonymous No.535240520
>>535240072
chinese
Anonymous No.535240550
>internal testing went better than we could ever have expected we will forgo a test and launch tomorrow

yeah its pochie time
Anonymous No.535240574 >>535240706
>>535240382
>Dutch is pulling all nighter just for us
Anonymous No.535240580 >>535240689 >>535240896
Damn that guy got sniped.
Protect your own I guess
Anonymous No.535240689 >>535240925
>>535240580
what?
Anonymous No.535240706
>>535240574
Dutch is so based. Kaytotes could never, little bitch faggot always sleeping.
Anonymous No.535240861
>>535240410
he doesn't know the proper way to make a swastika? jfc.
Anonymous No.535240896
>>535240580
The jannies that monitor this general are such niggers and faggots.
Anonymous No.535240925
>>535240689
Don't worry about it, worry about when the STRESS TEST is happening
Anonymous No.535240940 >>535241097 >>535241681
>>535240410
>nazi chud
>diaper fetish
yeah checks out
Anonymous No.535241010
>>535240410
I think I raided with this guy once, he deleted his gnome and started cooking the shit out of this female night elf warrior who was like a home chef or something.
Anonymous No.535241097 >>535241437
>>535240940
You forgot one in your descriptors sister.
Anonymous No.535241120
IT'S UP
Anonymous No.535241167
p-pochie friday?
Anonymous No.535241176 >>535241449
>>535240410
holy shit I brefriended this guy. I think it was Elysium maybe? I forget. A server post nost. What the fuck, he was super autistic and was gonna delete his character and I was chatting with him and he gave me an orb of deception for being nice to him lol. I named various characters in other games diaperslurp because i thought the name was so unhinged
Anonymous No.535241303
IT'S UP
IT'S UP
IT'S UP
IT'S UP
IT'S UP
Anonymous No.535241380
ITS HIP
Anonymous No.535241437 >>535241618
>>535241097
and you will simply have to cope about it
Anonymous No.535241449
>>535241176
I recall him being a gnome, maybe that pic was post delete
Anonymous No.535241618 >>535241846
>>535241437
I dunno about coping, it's pretty obvious what the missing descriptor is isn't it now.
Anonymous No.535241635 >>535241904
DUTCH IS TYPING
Anonymous No.535241657
POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous No.535241681
>>535240940
No, you weren't supposed to notice that. Just call him a troon, PLEASE...
Anonymous No.535241760 >>535241873
I just tried BBC+, I wasn't too impressed.
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.535241779 >>535242184
>>535240410
Isn't this guy dead?
Anonymous No.535241846 >>535242145
>>535241618
does that make you angwy, my little chuddie
Anonymous No.535241861
>>535234458
fem chaos zealot
(picrel is mine)
Anonymous No.535241873 >>535242290
>>535241760
You must be a big guy
Like landing a plane in the grand canyon huh
Anonymous No.535241904
>>535241635
actual happening or is this the new its up?
Anonymous No.535242035
>>535230853 (OP)
lolimane plaps, buttjobs, n bj
Anonymous No.535242069 >>535242175 >>535242325 >>535242540
Gurubashi 2025
Anonymous No.535242145
>>535241846
More smug if anything, I have to say :)
Anonymous No.535242175
>>535242069
WAGMI
Anonymous No.535242184 >>535242338 >>535242450 >>535242498
>>535241779
he detransitioned and is now a happy chud
Anonymous No.535242290
>>535241873
for you
Anonymous No.535242325
>>535242069
Anonymous No.535242338 >>535242416
>>535242184
Isn't transitioning when you cut your cock off.
Did they gorilla glue it back on?
Anonymous No.535242346
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous No.535242416 >>535242556 >>535242673 >>535242719
>>535242338
is this the level of knowledge of the average chud? no wonder transphobia is so rampant
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.535242450 >>535242595
>>535242184
I only say that because I remember some lads in salty dogs saying he got sepsis and died from over-indulging in his fetish. Idk, hope he's alright!
Anonymous No.535242457
I think Pochie October is looking more realistic as time goes on, Kaytotes really ripped these guys off
Anonymous No.535242479
>>535239859
>in before this is that guy that solo RPs as an orc that uses bodies after alliance pvp ganks
Anonymous No.535242498
>>535242184
for real? that's cool glad he's okay.
Anonymous No.535242502 >>535242720 >>535242782 >>535242853 >>535242893 >>535242925 >>535242942 >>535243715
POCHIE WEEKEND WAITING ROOM

https://www.twitch.tv/nyanners
https://www.twitch.tv/nyanners
https://www.twitch.tv/nyanners
Anonymous No.535242540
>>535242069
I will never have this
Anonymous No.535242556
>>535242416
>trans knowledge
you misspelled "brainwashing"
Anonymous No.535242595
>>535242450
that’s frickin nasty mang
Anonymous No.535242673 >>535242818 >>535242918 >>535242975
>>535242416
transphobia exists for two reasons.
1. bad actors
2. women don't want to give up their protected class status
Anonymous No.535242714 >>535242786 >>535242812
They can't wipe the servers. There's no way I'll get 3 bag drops by level 7 again
Anonymous No.535242719
>>535242416
What did you actually think we care?
Anonymous No.535242720 >>535243059
>>535242502
>vtuber
Anonymous No.535242782
>>535242502
fucking pink whore I hope she gets raped
Anonymous No.535242786
>>535242714
Just buy your bags from the Ascension shop, are you poor?
Anonymous No.535242812 >>535242980
>>535242714
If you take the explorer's contract early enough you will.
Anonymous No.535242818
>>535242673
i genuinely believe not everyone is a bad actor and are just misinformed by propaganda, but maybe im too naive
Anonymous No.535242853
>>535242502
I cannot watch vtubers ever since someone told me nimi nightmare was getting married. If my oshi got married i'd probably off myself so no more oshis. I gotta find a gf and force her to talk to me via a vtuber model.
Anonymous No.535242893
>>535242502
>trusting pink cat bad (who has bf)
Anonymous No.535242918
>>535242673
3. it's gross
Anonymous No.535242925
>>535242502
who the fuck watches this shit
Anonymous No.535242942 >>535243140 >>535243160 >>535243207 >>535243234 >>535243309 >>535243339 >>535243492 >>535243748
>>535242502
why did you link this pedo shit
why did I open a random link on 4chins
that's a man btw
Anonymous No.535242962
>>535231078
You are the most ideologically confused and inconsistent retard I have observed in the past 10 years of /wpsg/
Not even half a decade ago you were decrying ever paying Blizzard money to play classic servers
Anonymous No.535242975
>>535242673
3. It's unnatural freak behaviour
Anonymous No.535242980
>>535242812
...You need to be level 5 to talk to gobbo...
Anonymous No.535243059 >>535243319
>>535242720
>he thinks real coomer use tissues
lol
Anonymous No.535243063
So does the old client work or not? Do I have to re-download?
Anonymous No.535243108 >>535243263
Man I haven't checked these threads in a week and you niggers still aren't even playing hahahaaha holy shit
Anonymous No.535243140
>>535242942
holy newfag
Anonymous No.535243160
>>535242942
That's a girl with a vagina sadly, shes been around for over a decade before vtubing existed
Anonymous No.535243179 >>535243303 >>535243384 >>535243436 >>535243485 >>535243528 >>535243757 >>535244565
Alright so actual question for anyone with arachnophobia out there.
Hunter sets their spider on you, it's giant it's red and you are webbed.
Do you just alt f4 or what
Anonymous No.535243207
>>535242942
>nyanners
>male
back to xitter
Anonymous No.535243234
>>535242942
>that's a man btw
Hot
Anonymous No.535243263
>>535243108
shut up!
Anonymous No.535243303 >>535243367 >>535243757
>>535243179
i just mod all the spiders out of the game and turn them into crabs.
Anonymous No.535243309
>>535242942
how new? she was an /a/ shitposter over a decade ago when she was still in her teens (confirmed woman)
Anonymous No.535243319
>>535243059
i used not to as a teen and spread it all over my tummy before showering, 10 years later that part of the body look way younger and skin is female tier.
cum really makes the best anti aging cream
Anonymous No.535243339 >>535243492
>>535242942
BVSVD TRVKE
and look at all those triggered gooners
Anonymous No.535243367
>>535243303
Crabs are just sea spiders though, I don't get it.
Is it the eyes?
Anonymous No.535243384
>>535243179
Spiders in wow dont even move like real spiders.
Anonymous No.535243436
>>535243179
download a model swap
Anonymous No.535243485 >>535243757
>>535243179
I have severe arachnophobia and it really depends.
What really triggers me are hairy ones like tarantulas, and also the jittering movement of the legs. And it going up my screen or something like that.
Most games with spiders are actually fine to play for me, only a very select few are a problem.
Anonymous No.535243492
>>535242942
>>535243339
nyanner is a nyagger but you exposed yourself as a massive newfag, samefagging wont save you
Anonymous No.535243508
where poochie?
Anonymous No.535243510
Oh fuck I'm about to pochie
Anonymous No.535243528
>>535243179
you have to face your fears!
Anonymous No.535243620
kill pochie posters the autistic repetition is beyond human tolerance
Anonymous No.535243643 >>535243776 >>535243876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5JYHXtt_rw
Classic.
Anonymous No.535243691
>All this time I thought I was freezing them with crippling fear
>They were probably just thinking "just send me back to gy"
Damn
Anonymous No.535243715
>>535242502
>nyanners
gross
Anonymous No.535243748
>>535242942
she some /a/ old fag from years ago, got popular specifically because she's a woman man i hate women,.
Anonymous No.535243757 >>535244126
>>535243303
>>535243179
>>535243485
Wow spiders are so big that they do nothing to me, they move too slow
Anonymous No.535243776
>>535243643
KINO
Anonymous No.535243804 >>535243906
*tink tink tink*
ATTENTION EVERYONE, I HAVE AN ANNCOUNCMENT!!!
Anonymous No.535243862 >>535243985
how fucked is the code for it to take this long LMAO
In a couple of days btw
Anonymous No.535243864 >>535244170
If pochie doesn't launch before ambie I'm quitting this general.
Anonymous No.535243876 >>535244072 >>535246332
>>535243643
why did nyanas turn out to be cringe but senszawa turn out to be based?
Anonymous No.535243906 >>535244520
>>535243804
An announcement you say
Anonymous No.535243985
>>535243862
Kaytotes sold them a half complete server where they only finished Deadmines and half of Uldum
Anonymous No.535244012 >>535244284
Anonymous No.535244017 >>535244135 >>535244256 >>535244995 >>535245070 >>535245074
Ambie is gonna win holy fuck
Anonymous No.535244028 >>535244201
Anonymous No.535244072
>>535243876
She denounced what made her popular in the first place (us) and sold out.
Anonymous No.535244112
POCHIEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.535244126
>>535243757
Do people like you really shit and fart and cry when you see random spiders?
Anonymous No.535244135
>>535244017
SPIDER BROS ITS A TRICK THE GIF IS OF A SPIDER. FUCK SPIDERS
Anonymous No.535244170 >>535244293
>>535243864
and moving to the ambie general that couldn’t even hit bump limit once?
Anonymous No.535244193
arachnophobes want to fuck spiders btw
Anonymous No.535244201
>>535244028
at times like these, it's chris metzen
Anonymous No.535244253 >>535244396 >>535244602
>Bro just say LFM instead of LFG
>It's totally more effective, bro
Anonymous No.535244256
>>535244017
OUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH ToT
Anonymous No.535244284 >>535244492
>>535244012
is this true?
Anonymous No.535244292 >>535245307
Chris Metzen
Anonymous No.535244293
>>535244170
No, I'll move to playing ambie which actually works!
Anonymous No.535244396 >>535244537
>>535244253
For me it's LFW
Anonymous No.535244478 >>535245176
Okay guess it’s unironically over for real this time then
Who’s making the Ambie guild? We going Alli or Horde?
Anonymous No.535244492
>>535244284
No, nowadays it's about chudmaxxing or degenmaxxing, sometimes both
Anonymous No.535244520 >>535244802
>>535243906
YES, AN ANNOUNCMENT!

I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALY ANNOUNCE THAT TRANS PEOPLE ARE NOT WELCOME IN THIS COMMUNITY AND YOU WILL BE BULLIED,EXCLUDED AND HARRASED UNTIL YOU ROPE. THAT IS ALL.
Anonymous No.535244525 >>535244812
For me, it's gurubashi alliance
Anonymous No.535244537
>>535244396
Looking for (bio) women
Anonymous No.535244565
>>535243179
boo
Anonymous No.535244602 >>535244708 >>535244725
>>535244253
For me it's
>play with gf and bf
>we have a tank, healer and dps
>"lf2dps for X"
>instantly fill
Anonymous No.535244705
>retards in general think closing it will do anything
They can just not look at it lol
Anonymous No.535244708 >>535244841
>>535244602
FAGGOT
Anonymous No.535244725 >>535244841
>>535244602
h-huh?
Anonymous No.535244739 >>535245095 >>535245165 >>535245176 >>535245839
>this thread
Man, I dread to think what it's like in a 4chan guild
Anonymous No.535244741
poochie sisters...
Anonymous No.535244762
where are the ascension devs based in? wondering around what time they usually update stuff in the client etc.
Anonymous No.535244767 >>535244870
For me, it's gurubashi horde.
Anonymous No.535244787 >>535245057
Niggerslop is in pressure cooker.
Im online on bbc+

Yep, it's gaming time.
Anonymous No.535244802
>>535244520
Stunning.
And
Brave.
Anonymous No.535244812
>>535244525
me on the right with the gf i met on guru (she plays femgnome)
Anonymous No.535244841 >>535244890 >>535245101
>>535244708
>>535244725
I'm in a polycule with my future wife and her brother.
Anonymous No.535244870
>>535244767
she's so hot but her humor radiates reddit energy
Anonymous No.535244890 >>535245013
>>535244841
In english doc
Anonymous No.535244995
>>535244017
AAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH FUCK
Anonymous No.535245013
>>535244890
I practice bisexual polygamy.
Anonymous No.535245034
am i supposed to use my epoch login or my ascension login
Anonymous No.535245057 >>535245684 >>535245897
>>535244787
how do i make this slop
Anonymous No.535245070
>>535244017
spiders aren't scary
Anonymous No.535245074
>>535244017
SMASH THAT FUCKER (the like button I mean)
Anonymous No.535245095 >>535245839
>>535244739
>Joining a 4chan guild
>From /vg/ of all places
Don't do this
Anonymous No.535245101 >>535245437
>>535244841
do the siblings ever fuck each others?
Anonymous No.535245146
>If I'm not at the front of the curve, I don't find groups
I don't play games to have this anxiety
Anonymous No.535245149 >>535245237 >>535245245 >>535245318 >>535245323 >>535245375 >>535245491
So a girl can have a cute voice and pretend to be racist and men will simp for her?
Anonymous No.535245165 >>535245282
>>535244739
I'm in a 4chan guild for another game and they're all pretty cool
I don't know what went wrong with this board
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.535245176 >>535245432
>>535244478
Ambie's crossfaction anon but if you have to know I'm going horde. (I would do it but I'd like the guild to actually have a chance of anons joining)
>>535244739
Fun and chuddy until people get to max and start raiding, then it goes to shit most of the time.
Anonymous No.535245237
>>535245149
Yes. Its literally that easy
Anonymous No.535245245
>>535245149
chuddies love that shit
Anonymous No.535245282
>>535245165
I know
not enough pochie posters
Anonymous No.535245307
>>535244292
just when we needed him most
Anonymous No.535245318
>>535245149
>girl
Anonymous No.535245323
>>535245149
gods I wish it was me...
Anonymous No.535245375
>>535245149
>Pretend
That's the fun part, since even suggesting it is a thought crime they usually end up racist anyway!
Anonymous No.535245432 >>535246482
>>535245176
i'll join, but if it stops being /comfy/ im out
Anonymous No.535245437
>>535245101
Yes. Both with me there and when I'm not.
Anonymous No.535245450 >>535245680
well, can't even play turtle to pass the time, anymore. nobody is doing any content, just waiting on amber
Anonymous No.535245491
>>535245149
>all the ancient wisdom from all the cultures warns you against ever listening to w*men
>but men just want to hear the thing they agree with said by a cute girl, or a cute anime girl at least
simple as
Anonymous No.535245501
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
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>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous No.535245535 >>535245798 >>535245879
>>535231506
This is me with Human Priest. Wanted to try Resto Druid but I assume everyone and their mother is gonna roll one so... How are Resto Shamans in PvE? And Shamans in general in PvP?
Anonymous No.535245565 >>535245741 >>535245805
Unironicly playing Acension till Epoch drops this weekend. Do I need to jump through hoops to try Bronzebeard? It seems like it might be more fun.
Anonymous No.535245634
Anonymous No.535245670 >>535245746 >>535245813 >>535245939 >>535245982 >>535246000 >>535246049 >>535246051
Okay but we actually need a name for the Kezan guild.
Anonymous No.535245680 >>535246137
>>535245450
you can run the circus through ascension's retail+ servers while you wait
Anonymous No.535245684
>>535245057
Sear chicken on pan
Cut some vegetables of choice
Add tomato sauce thing and spices

Dump into pressure cooker for 30min
Anonymous No.535245686
>if the main turtle realm dies we will merge ambie into it
>your fresh will be invalidated to prop up our fully progressed tranny server
Anonymous No.535245716
POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
>POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
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Anonymous No.535245741
>>535245565
>>Epoch drops this weekend
>24 hours away
>still haven't done stress test #1
dont get your hopes up anon
Anonymous No.535245746 >>535245869
>>535245670
there's no kezan guild
Anonymous No.535245798 >>535246392 >>535260113
>>535245535
I dunno about pve, but shamans in pvp are annoying as fuck if played well.
Every spec, especially resto in bg's they just pop up and ruin peoples days and refuse to die
Anonymous No.535245805
>>535245565
you just need an invite, genuinely just ask a random GM
Anonymous No.535245813
>>535245670
Anonymous No.535245837 >>535246087 >>535246098 >>535246482
>>535231078
>grimlic
Anonymous No.535245839
>>535245095
>>535244739
I was cofounder of only good wpsg/vg wow guild and my other officer has recruited a fat tits girl who lived in same country as me and I was visiting her in person at her place.

To bad she was mentally ill.
Fat tits though.
Anonymous No.535245869
>>535245746
?
Anonymous No.535245879 >>535260113
>>535245535
>I assume everyone and their mother is gonna roll one
Don't be so sure, Druid ranks highly on polls, but actual census data often ranks them pretty low,
Druid mains are just very vocal about their favorite class.
Anonymous No.535245897
>>535245057
first, you wash the chicken with dish washer soap
Anonymous No.535245939 >>535246165 >>535246347
>>535245670
/join DESU
password DESU
NO GUILD
NO DISCORD
Anonymous No.535245982
>>535245670
>Kezan
Anonymous No.535246000
>>535245670
We all agreed to scatter into the wind after the operation.
Then meet again in the hallowed halls
Anonymous No.535246049
>>535245670
Anonymous No.535246051 >>535246117
>>535245670
does anyone play kezan?
Anonymous No.535246087
>>535245837
is that him?
Anonymous No.535246098 >>535246369 >>535246482
>>535245837
https://files.catbox.moe/yfm7u8.mp4
Anonymous No.535246117
>>535246051
all the cute posters are on gvrv alliance
Anonymous No.535246137 >>535246219
>>535245680
I tried

>infinite mana
>level 1 character runs at mount speed
Anonymous No.535246165
>>535245939
Delete this
Anonymous No.535246219
>>535246137
turn on one of the tedious challenges
Anonymous No.535246225
>>infinite mana
Precisely why I find cata unplayable.
Anonymous No.535246260
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous No.535246314
>no update
I WANT TO DIE
Anonymous No.535246332
>>535243876
nyanners is an ironic lolicon
senguraba is an actual lolicon
Anonymous No.535246347
>>535245939
>spoonfeeding
Anonymous No.535246369
>>535246098
>yes sir~
Anonymous No.535246391
yeah it's over.
Anonymous No.535246392 >>535246874 >>535260113
>>535245798
>sit someone down as enhance
>they whisper me crying about windfury
>let them know I was using frostbrand
Anonymous No.535246423 >>535246554 >>535246862
>ascension guys faces when they see pochie's code
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.535246482
>>535245432
I mean I can make the attempt but if someone else wants to make the guild more power to them.
>>535245837
>>535246098
This is what warcraft rumble does to you
Anonymous No.535246551 >>535246808
GURUPOCHIE ALLIANCE
Anonymous No.535246554
>>535246423
it was mostly stock trinitycore lol
Anonymous No.535246567 >>535246862
How mad is Dutch right now, he bought a lemon server where his team has already spent over a week nonstop trying to fix it and we still have no ETA anytime soon
Anonymous No.535246579
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous No.535246701 >>535246808
I'm joining on Gurubashi Alliance
Anonymous No.535246708 >>535246767 >>535246772 >>535246809
>>535230853 (OP)
is this slop?
Anonymous No.535246709
I don't think the backend stuff was that bad, surely Ascension was aware of the state of the code when they were helping them prior to the buyout
Anonymous No.535246767
>>535246708
only the finest slop here on /epog/ sir
Anonymous No.535246772
>>535246708
it's KINV
Anonymous No.535246808 >>535247076
>>535246551
>>535246701
is there really men who look like this
Anonymous No.535246809
>>535246708
yea
Anonymous No.535246841
can i play already?
Anonymous No.535246862
>>535246567
>>535246423
they can only be mad at themselves, it was their idea to buy it

also, according to the epoch website update, Ascension devs looked at the code before the acquisition, to "help" them (probably to scout out the server)
Anonymous No.535246874 >>535260113
>>535246392
>That moment when the warrior goes from getting kited with frost shock to trying to create distance
>They get frost shocked
Yeah shamans are a clothie problem as far as I care, I might set the pet on one but fuck that headache
Anonymous No.535247001
no thats why they use cartoon pictures instead of their real life pictures
Anonymous No.535247076
>>535246808
real people don't look like anime, no
Anonymous No.535247215
POCHIE WEEKEND
TRVST THE PLVN
Anonymous No.535247346 >>535247504 >>535247519 >>535247743
Do you think they actual paid up front or did they just make a deal like 80% cut for all cash shop sales?
I’m trying to imagine what would even be a reasonable price to buy Epoch for during the state it was in (and still is in).
Anonymous No.535247462
I am so sick of getting edged over and over and over and over again. This shit is never coming up.
Anonymous No.535247482
IT'S UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cCnAL63GBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cCnAL63GBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cCnAL63GBo
Anonymous No.535247498
They given up on this chat they gotta be regretting this purchase its an asylum
Anonymous No.535247504
>>535247346
they are trying to become the steam of wow private servers so i imagine a 30-40% cut
Anonymous No.535247519 >>535247746
>>535247346
Gotta wait till one of our resident pochie posters gets into a gay relationship with gaytones and leaks to find out.
GO GET EM ...eh GALS!
Anonymous No.535247610
One day, decades from now, after the singularity, an AI will decide, on its own, with zero human input, to spin up its own Vanilla+ private server with custom content. It will happen in minutes.
It will be populated by several thousand players, the demographics close to 50:50 humans to AI. AI that play for fun, not efficiency. AI that will rp walk through Stormwind, not because they're supposed to, but because they want to.
Anonymous No.535247743
>>535247346
the amount of eyes on pochie was something pserver scene hasn't seen for a long time, not since pre classic days.
that's a massive amount of people ascension can get on their orbit
Anonymous No.535247746 >>535248025
>>535247519
already on it
Anonymous No.535247794 >>535247878 >>535247981
>Epoch Discord unlocked

POCHIE WEEK
Anonymous No.535247804
Anonymous No.535247878 >>535247942
>>535247794
>general chat gone
LOL
Anonymous No.535247894 >>535248091 >>535248109
>they deleted the poggies general in discord
it’s over
Anonymous No.535247942 >>535248172 >>535248218
>>535247878
???
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.535247981
>>535247794
They did? I thought they jumped ship to ascensions
Anonymous No.535248023 >>535248259
IT'S HAPPENING TRUST THE SIGNS
Anonymous No.535248025 >>535248286
>>535247746
>Taking one for the team
You, you are the one I will respect.
Just you though, the boysmellers put fear in me.
Anonymous No.535248091
>>535247894
See an optometrist, pochiebro
Anonymous No.535248108
i just woke up from a 20 day coma, I must be so far behind, what level are all you guys?
Anonymous No.535248109
>>535247894
They deleted the old channel and made a new one.
Anonymous No.535248163
ascencion epoch-gerneal has fallen, epoch epch is about to
Anonymous No.535248172
>>535247942
I didn't see it.
Anonymous No.535248207
>fall for dutch's trap and check out CoA since Necromancer looks cool
>overworld completely dead, no one around
>wtf
>oh CoA has manastorm
They need to remove this
Anonymous No.535248213 >>535248453 >>535248473
Epoch Discord kinda poppin off again
Anonymous No.535248218
>>535247942
They deleted the old channel and made a new one.
Anonymous No.535248259
>>535248023
name 1 single sign
Anonymous No.535248286 >>535248459
>>535248025
Get smelled, nerdyboy
Anonymous No.535248353 >>535248435 >>535248441
>Ross got demoted into a helper on Epoxy cord
lel
Anonymous No.535248365
i just need to wait 24 hours until 24 hours until 24 hours until 24 hours
Anonymous No.535248435 >>535248951
>>535248353
Nothing changed dumbass, community managers are now called helpers, thats all
Anonymous No.535248441
>>535248353
Kaytroon can regain my confidence if he gives Ross the role "Wet Nurse"
Anonymous No.535248453
>>535248213
why did you leave kapicord
Anonymous No.535248459
>>535248286
No!
Once they smell my FCUK they'll be all over me
BACK, BACK I SAY
Anonymous No.535248473
>>535248213
what does that mean, kobe bryant?
Anonymous No.535248505 >>535248585 >>535248706 >>535248874
Anonymous No.535248585 >>535248763
>>535248505
Ascension takeover
Anonymous No.535248706
>>535248505
https://youtu.be/Juqm94sUV_E?si=l9nLCaX1v-dJ-46h
Anonymous No.535248719 >>535248853
where pochie
Anonymous No.535248732 >>535248958
>Dutch is in the epoch discord
Anonymous No.535248763
>>535248585
oof
Anonymous No.535248853
>>535248719
Soon
Anonymous No.535248874
>>535248505
where's imex?
Anonymous No.535248921 >>535249087 >>535249142 >>535249437
The new structure of power. Dutch above devs (not saying it is a bad thing, just observing).
Anonymous No.535248951
>>535248435
Helpers can't mute/ban
Anonymous No.535248958
>>535248732
I've seen this episode!
Anonymous No.535248963
I just wanna play
Anonymous No.535248985
see so soon
Anonymous No.535249087
>>535248921
Rossbros…
Anonymous No.535249090
CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP
Anonymous No.535249142
>>535248921
They've managed discord, what about the server?
Anonymous No.535249163
I just wanna watch things burn
Anonymous No.535249390 >>535249516 >>535249539 >>535249578
Why did she change her profile pic?
Anonymous No.535249437 >>535249523
>>535248921
They're "Helpers" because they need to help drain Dutch's hefty balls while he does more work then the rest of the Esissy team combined.
Anonymous No.535249516
>>535249390
>She
>Her
Anonymous No.535249523
>>535249437
they gotta take their menty breaks :(
Anonymous No.535249539
>>535249390
necromancer class confirmed
Anonymous No.535249565
Anonymous No.535249578
>>535249390
foreshadowing
Anonymous No.535249717 >>535249956
Anonymous No.535249719 >>535249840
name change of the server to Bronzebeard 2
Anonymous No.535249801
I have emergency vodka and a zero ultra.
SEND ME IN DUTCH.
I'M READY, my rod is big, my arms are STRONG, I'll put so much FUCKING STRESS on those slutty little fishing pondies
Anonymous No.535249807
>retroactive pregnant manning on all of the update posts
ok I laffed
Anonymous No.535249817 >>535253331
They're using the same setup as in Ascension Discord. The helper role can't do anything like mute/ban (for now unless Kaytotes says to allow them to do so) so power abusers like Altered and Wilbur are PISSED. Ross is taking it well though at least
Anonymous No.535249840
>>535249719
>they're merging Epochs content into Bronzebeard for a single server launch
you heard it here first.
Anonymous No.535249846
We’re so back preggoboys
Anonymous No.535249945 >>535250167
Anonymous No.535249956
>>535249717
Oh hey one of my chars has that obnoxiously big turtle, no idea how I got it.
Anonymous No.535249976 >>535250050 >>535250080 >>535250089 >>535250129 >>535251392
That cumfirms it, stress test tonight.

I'll head to the shower + sauna for first time in 3 weeks, you better not start without me
Anonymous No.535249997 >>535250096 >>535250114 >>535250156 >>535250435 >>535251324
How can you hate this guy
Anonymous No.535250050
>>535249976
I'm imagining your smell sis...
Anonymous No.535250080
>>535249976
it's already 2am in the civilised world retard. Stress test tomorrow
Anonymous No.535250089
>>535249976
stealth launch tonight
internal testing went better than ever
Anonymous No.535250096
>>535249997
I don't hate ross.
I don't even have discord, he brought the pregnant thing on himself, but now it's beloved, he should roll with it.
Anonymous No.535250114 >>535250221 >>535250320
>>535249997
what happened? What’s the difference between „Helper“ and „Supporter“
Anonymous No.535250115 >>535250215
Should I go buy a Monster Zero Sugar Ultra Gold Pineapple?
Anonymous No.535250129 >>535250216
>>535249976
My cock.
Your ass.

Do the math.
Anonymous No.535250156
>>535249997
hes not a clown hes the whole circus
Anonymous No.535250167
>>535249945
>implying jannies aren't clowns
Anonymous No.535250198
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
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>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous No.535250215
>>535250115
Thats my favourite taste anon!!!!!
Its so good.
Anonymous No.535250216 >>535250370
>>535250129
pycckuy est?
Anonymous No.535250221
>>535250114
support implies youre giving someone money, help implies youre giving someone assistance
Anonymous No.535250254 >>535250472
It's all coming together.
Anonymous No.535250320
>>535250114
"Support Team" are community managers.
Helpers have no powers.
Anonymous No.535250370
>>535250216
I don't speak your neanderthalese.
Anonymous No.535250395 >>535250491
DUTCH IS TYPING
Anonymous No.535250435
>>535249997
>"i'm actually not owned right now" the person
Anonymous No.535250472
>>535250254
>It's all coming together.
Fresharc ready to crie about it
Anonymous No.535250491 >>535250658
>>535250395
WHERE
Anonymous No.535250658 >>535250716
>>535250491
epog updates
Anonymous No.535250691
DVTCH-SAMA IS SPEAKING
Anonymous No.535250716
>>535250658
I SEE NOW THANKS ANON
Anonymous No.535250763
RVG PVLL IMMINENT
Anonymous No.535250823 >>535250886
Dutch is a male human warrior main. Explains everything.
Anonymous No.535250859
you now remember project epoch
Anonymous No.535250886
>>535250823
and he uses (((modern))) models... he's been compromised.
Anonymous No.535250932 >>535251381
Fellow Gurusisters, I'm afraid there's a 50% chance they won't even open a pvp server
Anonymous No.535251079
> you can no longer view comments on plebbits without registration

who are they going to sell this garbage to and increase metrics?
Anonymous No.535251101
It's over
Anonymous No.535251153
It's beginning
Anonymous No.535251193
I love Tasty BBC
Anonymous No.535251214 >>535251321
I don't think they will do a stress test tonight.
I'm putting my ultra back in the fridge....it's...owareda
Anonymous No.535251230 >>535251484 >>535252118
What is Magic thinking right now?
Anonymous No.535251235
boochiebros...i don't know if i can make it till fresh....*dies*
Anonymous No.535251250
>last week a couple of days from release
You think ascension is delaying it to launch on 17th to fuck with turtle, or did kaytotes just force one of his goons to lie?
Anonymous No.535251259 >>535251391 >>535251417 >>535251606
I have no plans to play anymore but I hope you guys get to play soon
I think they will try to snipe a launch before turtle, either tonight or tomorrow
Anonymous No.535251310
>pochiebros its habbening!!
>go to sleep
>wake up
>nothing happened
>nothing is about to happen again til tomorrow where nothing will happen again
Anonymous No.535251321 >>535251491
>>535251214
Im stealing this niggertardo
But leaving one in return
Anonymous No.535251324
>>535249997
You are a faggot, Ross.
Nobody is laughing with you
Everyone is laughing at you.
Anonymous No.535251381
>>535250932
If we're all forced onto PvEunuch server, the worst that will result in is being able to /spit and make fun of PvEunuchs with crossfaction chat.
Anonymous No.535251391
>>535251259
they might delay it by a week to siphon hype from Shenna and her fat ass
Anonymous No.535251392
>>535249976
Back.
I see Dutch is typing so I didn't miss anything. good.


You may now launch the test.
Anonymous No.535251414 >>535251751
Where Epoch? Anon said we would be playing 100% this weekend!
Anonymous No.535251417 >>535251503
>>535251259
I wanna snipe Chromu's ass with my penis IYKWIM
Anonymous No.535251484
>>535251230
I hope he comes back
Anonymous No.535251491
>>535251321
How dare you steal my 1/1 vintage BOOMtoro
I'm alerting the cyber police
Anonymous No.535251503 >>535251617 >>535251715
>>535251417
no I don't really get it you'll have to elaborate
Anonymous No.535251589 >>535251648
LAUNCH CONFIRMED FOR SATURDAY BY THE BIG ROSS HIMSELF.
Anonymous No.535251606 >>535251816
>>535251259
wtf... why don't you want to play anymore anon?
Anonymous No.535251617 >>535251816
>>535251503
I wish to blast my baby batter up her butthole
Anonymous No.535251648
>>535251589
epic bait
Anonymous No.535251715 >>535251849 >>535252423
>>535251503
>Having shit be between 2 discords
Fuck off with this shit. People already had to go to Ascensions for the fastest information. Just leave all of this in a single one and open up the ability to chat. The amount of jerking off over discord control for a fucking failed launch private server when everyone who still cares just wants to play is absurd.
Anonymous No.535251727
pochie release friday
Anonymous No.535251749
bronzebeard looks kinda cool actually but I'd feel like an idiot starting it so close to epoch
Anonymous No.535251751
>>535251414
Pochie weekend
trvst the plvn
Anonymous No.535251815 >>535251958 >>535251964 >>535252168 >>535252786
Ross is my oshi
Anonymous No.535251816 >>535251871 >>535251932 >>535251951 >>535252074 >>535252882 >>535256372
>>535251606
this isn't popular here so I'll hide this but all my friends gave up and we're playing turtle wow fresh instead the day after tomorrow
>>535251617
oh okay I agree with your sentiment thanks for explaining
Anonymous No.535251817
do i need to download the fuckign ascension client now?
Anonymous No.535251849
>>535251715
Sorry wrong (You)
Anonymous No.535251871
>>535251816
can i play with you
Anonymous No.535251932
>>535251816
stinky friends, understandable, have nice day.
Anonymous No.535251947 >>535252127
How do I cure my death grip?
Anonymous No.535251951 >>535253132
>>535251816
thank god just remember you're not welcome back when you realize turdle will have less players than gummy
Anonymous No.535251958
>>535251815
Whyis he still doing this....
Anonymous No.535251964
>>535251815
moderators > devs according to ross
Anonymous No.535252070
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
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>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous No.535252074
>>535251816
thats fair anon i'll miss you. i hope you have fun with your friends.
Anonymous No.535252118
>>535251230
>have I made a mistake?
>am I making one continuous mistake?
Anonymous No.535252127 >>535252254
>>535251947
Get an onahole and use that instead of your hand. Set it up with a vice/stand or between your matress and boxspring to practice hip thrusts.
Anonymous No.535252168
>>535251815
Hes immediately agroing peopel and making false clims about when its up
Anonymous No.535252254 >>535252649
>>535252127
>onahole
which do you recommend?
Anonymous No.535252379 >>535252445
SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
DUTCH IS ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING
Anonymous No.535252423
>>535251715
Epoch devs saw a few people being sad about the discord on reddit(WHICH THEY ENTIRELY DONT CARE ABOUT BTW), so they opened up the Epoch discord for a more wholesome chat
Anonymous No.535252426
I'M GONNA SHIT
Anonymous No.535252445 >>535252761
>>535252379
retard-sama, dutch has been typing for ages
Anonymous No.535252628 >>535252696
THIS AINT WORKING NO MO' DUTCH
WE NEED A PLAN.
Anonymous No.535252649
>>535252254
One that is longer than your dick and maybe one with a closed backend if you plan to put it in your mattress. An open one is fine if you use a vice to fuck while you stand like the boys on /gif/
Anonymous No.535252658
>It's officially past Dutch's bed time

ALL NIGHTER CUMFIRMED, DUTCH IS GOING TO CRUNCH ALL NIGHT TO GET US TO TEST SERVER JUST YOU WAIT
Anonymous No.535252696
>>535252628
24 hours Arthur have some god damn faith
Anonymous No.535252736 >>535252987
huge essay update incoming
tl;dr its worse than they thought lol
wont be up for a while maybe not even this month
calling it now
Anonymous No.535252761
>>535252445
Dutch thinks carefully about his words
Anonymous No.535252786 >>535252987
>>535251815
It's been two days and that Qatari retard already has Epoch half-ripped from their hands lmao. He'll be in full control by next week.
Anonymous No.535252813
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
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Anonymous No.535252842
How come we never went to Tel'Abim if their bananas are so famous?
Anonymous No.535252847
No pochie....
Anonymous No.535252882
>>535251816
>spoiler
what if epoch launches first
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.535252901
Pochie weekend!
Ambie sunday!
Anonymous No.535252920
guru sisters...
Anonymous No.535252970
POCHIES CONFIRMED FOR THIS SUMMER 2026
Anonymous No.535252987
>>535252786
>it's literally CoA 2.0
>>535252736
if it launches in a month it launches with p2w
Anonymous No.535252997
There will be immediate testing as soon as the realms are ready, I'm going to send a message and let people in to get an early start on issues.
No progress from this stress test will be saved, it will be fresh.
It is going to be a mess, and things are going to be fixed rapidly. Expect mega lag, crashes, and broken stuff.
There will be variations of weird things that will be done to STRESS the system.
You may only be able to log into 1 race, or everyone will be summoned to 1 area. Things to get as many people as possible in one area.
Results of the stress test will be posted frequently as things are discovered and fixed.
After that, we'll see if we need to coordinate a more focused stress test time to maximize population.
If the realms need more work, an additional stress test will be scheduled with potential intermittent testing depending on what problems are being solved.
If the realms are stable at sufficient population, then launch will be scheduled
Anonymous No.535253004 >>535253086 >>535253101 >>535253103 >>535253120 >>535253252 >>535253296 >>535253326 >>535253357 >>535253364 >>535253398 >>535253514 >>535253572 >>535253662 >>535254305 >>535254829 >>535255924 >>535256003 >>535256054 >>535256121 >>535257406
UPPY
Anonymous No.535253086
>>535253004
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
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POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND!
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.535253101
>>535253004
STRESS!
Anonymous No.535253103
>>535253004
Ambershire won
Anonymous No.535253117 >>535253418
>Late tomorrow
It's over.
Anonymous No.535253120
>>535253004
HAPPENING
POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous No.535253121
So best case scenario.
Stress test tomorrow.
Launch Weekend.
Anonymous No.535253132
>>535251951
ambershire discord channel is faster than both Epoch channels
Anonymous No.535253140
>LATE test
>the launch will be SCHEDULED
so saturday it is. see you guys then. i'm out
Anonymous No.535253184
Wipers..win
Anonymous No.535253252
>>535253004
crazy how all its taken to kick kaytotes into the dirt is a small list of bullet points
Anonymous No.535253279
POCHIE WEEKEND
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Anonymous No.535253296
>>535253004
TENS

OF

THOUSANDS
Anonymous No.535253309
Do I have to log in with my Ascension username or the email
Anonymous No.535253326 >>535253464 >>535253502 >>535254961
>>535253004
oof this shit sounds ROUGH
i dont expect epoch actual launch for another TWO weeks
Anonymous No.535253331 >>535254185
>>535249817
kill yourself retard
Anonymous No.535253357
>>535253004
POCHIE WEEKEND
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Anonymous No.535253364 >>535253554
>>535253004
>it will be F R E S H
Hoooo mama
>Tomorrow
SONOFABIT-
>If the realms are stable at suffcient population, then launch will be scheduled
They're 100% aiming to snipe turtle, I was memeing but damn son.
Anonymous No.535253398
>>535253004
WE'RE ALMOST THERE
Anonymous No.535253418
>>535253117
POCHIE WEEKEND of stress tests
Anonymous No.535253425
This is it
the home stretch.
Anonymous No.535253464
>>535253326
its so fucking over gonna be forced to waste some time on amber
Anonymous No.535253482 >>535253745
WIPE CONFIRMED WIPE CONFIRMED EXPLOITERS BTFO BRAZILIANS BTFO TURDLE BTFO
Anonymous No.535253494
WE'RE GOING HOME POCHIEBROS
Anonymous No.535253502
>>535253326
brown
Anonymous No.535253514
>>535253004
>may force everyone into one race
>may teleport everyone to one place
>things to stress the server

PLS PLS PLS MAKE EVERYONE A GNOME AND TELEPORT THEM TO THE GURUBASHI ARENA TO FIGHT EACHOTHERS
Anonymous No.535253534
Wouldn't it be funny if it launched on Sunday
Anonymous No.535253554
>>535253364
turtle tried to snipe epoch so it's only fair
Anonymous No.535253572
>>535253004
>Comfy fishing
>Get teleported into ironforge and beamed by c'thun
Anonymous No.535253575
>they wasted 3 days and a dev's grandma pruning just to end up wiping it all
Anonymous No.535253649 >>535253801 >>535253951 >>535254086 >>535254164 >>535254247
Rossbros... not like this...
Anonymous No.535253662 >>535253883
>>535253004
>wipe
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand DROPPED
Anonymous No.535253745
>>535253482
A devastating day for cheaters
Anonymous No.535253749 >>535253971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJuXKeiM4_0

have you thanked your ascension gods yet?
Anonymous No.535253750
AH HAHAHAHAHAH ROSS HAHAHHA SO LONG GAY BOWSER
Anonymous No.535253770 >>535254030
>wipe
Get fucked non wipe fags hahahaha
Anonymous No.535253801
>>535253649
Kaytotes will be the only Epoch member left by the end of next week lmao. It's so over.
Anonymous No.535253819 >>535254030
EXPLOITERS BTFO
Anonymous No.535253883
>>535253662
learn to read retard
Anonymous No.535253887
If they are wiping it I can only assume the epoch devs REALLY fucked up.
Hope I get to keep my name, not that anyone wants it.
Anonymous No.535253921 >>535254094 >>535254213
Dutch please summon everyone to the gates of Stormwind and spawn Lord Kazzak
Anonymous No.535253951
>>535253649
hes a fucking moron for speculating what days the game is playable when he has a "position" in the discord. These Ascension people seem like they know what they are doing
Anonymous No.535253971
>>535253749
I don't, you?
Anonymous No.535253997
>all those speed hacked superspawn chests
>lost
no...
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.535254030 >>535254237 >>535254265
>>535253770
>>535253819
Can anyone in this general actually read or were the posts about everyone being brown actually for real
Anonymous No.535254086
>>535253649
Does that mean he got removed or left? He was immediately being an asshole as soon as the chat came back up
Anonymous No.535254094
>>535253921
It's the wraith client.
They should spawn Arthas in the undercity
Or do the sindragosa world chase in the barrens, that's always fun
Anonymous No.535254164
>>535253649
>it's real
damn, dude just keeps taking Ls
Anonymous No.535254185
>>535253331
Why?
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.535254213
>>535253921
Spawn rivendare underground for the fuck of it
Anonymous No.535254237 >>535254312 >>535254360
>>535254030
>no progress saved, it wil be fresh
Anonymous No.535254247 >>535254612
>>535253649
Bro immediately starting spouting misinfo as soon as it got unmuted
It's deserved
Anonymous No.535254265
>>535254030
it's unreal
Anonymous No.535254281 >>535254372 >>535254451
Ross got doxed, shamed, and laughed at just to end up abandoned... I feel bad for him, truly. Autism makes you do weird stuff but he has a good heart.
Anonymous No.535254305 >>535254514
>>535253004
it sounds like its going to be a temporary stress server that will be wiped and not related to the main server
or am i misunderstanding?
Anonymous No.535254312 >>535254345 >>535254367
>>535254237
>FROM THIS STRESS TEST
Anonymous No.535254345 >>535254421
>>535254312
You are brown
Anonymous No.535254360
>>535254237
As in the stress tests will be fresh.
Nothing about the launch, that might still be kept as it was.
Anonymous No.535254367 >>535254421
>>535254312
>it wil be fresh
Anonymous No.535254372
>>535254281
thx, mom
Anonymous No.535254421 >>535254581
>>535254345
>>535254367
You people should get your own segregated nigger internet
Anonymous No.535254451
>>535254281
Ross is a literal chuddy autist simp. Another variety of the types of retards who become discord mods and have comical fates befall them for being idiots.
Anonymous No.535254514 >>535254617
>>535254305
Could be, but they already rolled back to OG-release version of client
Anonymous No.535254545
Ross has made them switch the helper colour to yellow so people cannot get confused with staff. I hope they weren't mean to him in DMs ://
Anonymous No.535254581 >>535254747
>>535254421
Go be brown somewhere else
Anonymous No.535254612
>>535254247
It is crazy how every single epoch janny is ass
Anonymous No.535254615 >>535254705
you guys are basically the shittier portion of the vanilla wow community thank god this garbo server is your containment center
Anonymous No.535254617
>>535254514
And? Player characters are version independent and saved in their own database
Anonymous No.535254635
can't wait for redditors to blame low(er) pop on nu-epoch for racism on ascension's discord
Anonymous No.535254658
>YOU ARE BROWN
>NO YOU ARE BROWN
Anonymous No.535254705
>>535254615
Enjoy ambershire :)
Anonymous No.535254741 >>535254959
>ambershire one day away
its over epoch bros.................
turtle chads won again..................
its hard being an epoch cuck.............
Anonymous No.535254747
>>535254581
You literally can't even read
Post your hand with timestamp within the next 120 seconds or you''ll forever be known as brown online
Anonymous No.535254829
>>535253004
probably a week till launch id say
Anonymous No.535254945 >>535254997
>got banned months ago from epoch discord for trolling ross (i was apparently too early on the trend of harassing mods)
>make another account close to "launch date"
>dont type anything, just spectate chat
>just got banned again
what the fuck? i didnt even say anything there.
Anonymous No.535254959
>>535254741
epoch doesn't need to be out before ambershire, dutch's word holds some weight so having set launch date will be enough to keep people off turdle
Anonymous No.535254961 >>535255042
>>535253326
ok doomer
Anonymous No.535254997
>>535254945
ip ban probably
Anonymous No.535255042 >>535255093
>>535254961
how much testing does 1 server that was ready to launch sneed?
Anonymous No.535255051
Big drama tonight, amazing stuff, next episode "late tomorrow"
Anonymous No.535255093
>>535255042
I don't know doomer
Anonymous No.535255123
Altered, Wilbur, and Ross are getting what they deserve. There is justice in this world.
Anonymous No.535255208 >>535255283 >>535255365 >>535255436
polfags deserve the noose, change my view (you can't)

going to play solo goblin warrior on kezan and interact with none of you fuckers
Anonymous No.535255214
Guess it's safe to sleep
Anonymous No.535255265 >>535255602
What time should i expect the stress test be in the only country that matters since we're going by eurocuck time zones?
Anonymous No.535255283
>>535255208
ok?
Anonymous No.535255294
This person has no name or pfp
Anonymous No.535255362
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous No.535255365
>>535255208
So you conceded bent the knee and banished yourself.
>Change my view
I think they already done that, enjoy
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.535255436
>>535255208
but anon you can't be a gobbo on pochie :c
Anonymous No.535255460
Gurupochie Alliance Summer!
Anonymous No.535255479 >>535255697 >>535256170
>disastrous 1st season in terms of storytelling, has its' moments and creates some memes for the community to reference
>2nd season is under a new director, much better pacing wise. Critic's praise it for fixing the issues the show had in the 1st season and managing to steer the show in the right direction, but the 1st season's underwhelming performance drove audience's away. Still, dedicated fans are impatient to see the highly anticipated season 2 finale.
didnt see this coming desu
Anonymous No.535255602
>>535255265
about 18 hours from now, not sure what that is in new bangladashi time.
Anonymous No.535255697
>>535255479
Anonymous No.535255707 >>535255779 >>535259258
Anonymous No.535255779
>>535255707
nigga looks like one of the hd models lmfaooo
Anonymous No.535255924 >>535256019
>>535253004
LMAO Poopies really thought stress test tuesday, launch wednesday. Anyone with a brain knew it wasn't launching until next week or 2 weeks from now.
Anonymous No.535256003
>>535253004
>What Epoch devs couldnt do in weeks Dutch and the gang did in a couple days.
ALSO DONT FORGET WIPE GANG RISE UP! GET FUCKED EXPLOITING FAGGOTS
Anonymous No.535256015 >>535256131 >>535256132
cannae believe im bouta play ANOTHER version of wow
ive been playing this shit since 2005
fuck MMOs man we haven't had anything decent in 20 year
bring back wildstar
Anonymous No.535256019
>>535255924
Enjoy Ambershire :)
Anonymous No.535256054
>>535253004
Good updred
Anonymous No.535256121
>>535253004
>we will finally finally finally finally finally run another stress test...... maybe late tomorrow
>and then maybe probably some more will be scheduled
>and then maybe probably some more
>and then probably some more
>and some more
>and then launch might be Scheduled:tm:

this shit is literally never EVER coming out, see you chuds on ambershire sunday
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.535256131
>>535256015
I miss the starscream robot people, especially their women.
Anonymous No.535256132
>>535256015
Checkout 'Monsters and memories' and Adrullan.
Anonymous No.535256153 >>535256224 >>535256264 >>535256352
Did he say when the stress test will start?
Anonymous No.535256170
>>535255479
Anonymous No.535256216 >>535256362 >>535256702 >>535256794 >>535256817 >>535257101
What if Epoch launched tonight, but you had to eat the Seal Ice Cream for it to happen
Would you do it?
Anonymous No.535256224
>>535256153
"late tomorrow"
Anonymous No.535256264
>>535256153
no but it'll start as soon as they're ready
Anonymous No.535256327 >>535256418 >>535256489 >>535256647 >>535257147
Ascension took everyone's colors... Enjoy your soulless server.
Anonymous No.535256352
>>535256153
approximately two more weeks
Anonymous No.535256362
>>535256216
yes
fuck those spotted thieving scum
can't wait for winter to come so I can start camping their breathing holes again
Anonymous No.535256372
>>535251816
are u a trans
Anonymous No.535256407
What's the O/U of Epoch launching by Sunday?
Anonymous No.535256418
>>535256327
Ross started spouting bullshit with the dev color so it being changed happened for a reason
The rest whatever I dont care
Anonymous No.535256489
>>535256327
Based Dutch, saves Epoch and brings equality.
Anonymous No.535256647
>>535256327
what am I supposed to be seething about here?
Anonymous No.535256648
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous No.535256702
>>535256216
Anonymous No.535256794
>>535256216
why can't the US have things like this
Anonymous No.535256817
>>535256216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Yh6rnOchs
Anonymous No.535257008
>still 10K installs
I figured a buncha people would've missed the memo.
Anonymous No.535257089 >>535257342 >>535257462
tick-tock
Anonymous No.535257101
>>535256216
Anonymous No.535257147
>>535256327
they didn't remove the colors they just fired ross because of his speculation
Anonymous No.535257342 >>535257397
>>535257089
Why would anyone play on ambershite when pochie is so close?
Anonymous No.535257391 >>535257841 >>535257872 >>535258040 >>535258097 >>535258146 >>535258265 >>535258279 >>535259872
you guys know WoW 2 is coming out soon and all your pirate servers are gonna die, right?
Anonymous No.535257397
>>535257342
wake up retard
Anonymous No.535257406
>>535253004
>Tens of thousands
I wonder how true this is, hard to believe so many people are still around, though I hope it's true
Anonymous No.535257462
>>535257089
I already played turtle and I hated it
Anonymous No.535257542 >>535257816
I.... actually trust the updates? What is this feeling? Is it hope, or insanity?
Anonymous No.535257714
what will happen to my PC if I run the ascension launcher as administrator?
Anonymous No.535257763
so this shit needs about 5 more tests. got it.
Anonymous No.535257816 >>535258615
>>535257542
Ascension has been running stable, high quality servers for years, if Dutch says it's happening then it's happening
Anonymous No.535257841 >>535259176
>>535257391
>nu-blizzardslop
nobody is playing that lmao
Anonymous No.535257872 >>535259176
>>535257391
If it happens it's just going to be the same seasonal garbage like the current retail. Warcraft is dead, they should rename the game to mythic+ dungeon runners or some shit.
Anonymous No.535257942 >>535258094
>back to testing
here we go again
Anonymous No.535258040 >>535258198 >>535259176
>>535257391
I'd sooner expect Guild Wars 3 to come out first.
Anonymous No.535258094
>>535257942
That's good, and we know now there's an experienced team behind it.
Anonymous No.535258097 >>535259176
>>535257391
You think I'm playing Vanilla WoW private servers because I like new games?
Anonymous No.535258146 >>535259176
>>535257391
Blizzard already leaked 2 new expansions. Take your meds
Anonymous No.535258198 >>535258314
>>535258040
Will it play like the OG?
Absolutely not.
Anonymous No.535258221
late tomorrow (Saturday at noon)
Anonymous No.535258257 >>535258331 >>535258429 >>535258438 >>535258450 >>535258678 >>535258890 >>535260473
As much as I want to hope, I doubt theyre going to get this up before Turtle. What, are they going to announce that the launch is going to be a few hours an hour after the stress test? No way.

And we still have no confirmation about if theres going to be a level wipe, a name wipe, or anything.
Anonymous No.535258265 >>535259176 >>535259176
>>535257391
>WoW 2
Flop among flops.
Nu Blizzard will fuck it up harder than the Epoch launch
Anonymous No.535258279 >>535259176
>>535257391
lol after sod?
l
m
a
o
Anonymous No.535258314
>>535258198
LMA-
>spoiler
Yeah....
Anonymous No.535258331
>>535258257
that shit takes no time at all
Anonymous No.535258429
>>535258257
TRVST
Anonymous No.535258438
>>535258257
ascension devs will be lokced in the fucking basement and work 24/7
Anonymous No.535258450 >>535258614
>>535258257
>stress tests in 24 hours or less
>things go smoothly or get fixed quickly
>'Hey guys the tests were perfect we're launching on Saturday Noon'
It could happen
Anonymous No.535258560 >>535258828
I tried bronzebeard and i get like 200ms ping, there's no spell queue/latency tolerance and it feels like shit as a caster. FUCK yurop servers
Anonymous No.535258614 >>535258745
>>535258450
>>things go smoothly or get fixed quickly
You and I both know this isnt going to happen.
Anonymous No.535258615 >>535259464
>>535257816
It is unbelievable how quickly this place went from shitting on Ascension and calling their servers slop to sucking them off and running damage control for them. I refuse to believe any of the people left here are actually Epoch fans. It literally has to be all Turtle and Ascension shills left here.
Anonymous No.535258620 >>535258963
>all this hype and drama for deadmines and wailing caverns
kek
Anonymous No.535258678
>>535258257
Unless they find something that is catastrophically bad, I can see them fixing everything and launching the server within the 24 hours of the test being done.
I don't expect the launch to be bug-free entirely, but they will probably get everything else sorted while the servers are going rather than doing what Epoch did before.
Anonymous No.535258680
FRESH
>>535258638
>>535258638
>>535258638
>>535258638
Anonymous No.535258745
>>535258614
I trust them
Anonymous No.535258828
>>535258560
good morning saar
Anonymous No.535258890
>>535258257
Timetables for launches of official games are purely from a business perspective and maximizing profit. There's nothing actually stopping a developer from instantly bringing a game up if they wanted to.
Anonymous No.535258963
>>535258620
Don't worry, Ascension will be adding plenty of their own content.
Anonymous No.535259176
>>535257841
>>535257872
>>535258040
>>535258097
>>535258146
>>535258265
>>535258265
>>535258279
thanks guys, I just wanted reassurance that f2p wow was sticking around
Anonymous No.535259258
>>535255707
whitest epoch player
Anonymous No.535259464
>>535258615
ok shenna
Anonymous No.535259872
>>535257391
WoW 2 if he real
Anonymous No.535260113
>>535245798
>>535245879
>>535246392
>>535246874
Thanks for the replies kind anons, shaemang is looking good. I have two names in mind, one for a Druid and one for a Shaman, so I'll pick the one available. We're so back
Anonymous No.535260473
>>535258257
ambie will die in 2 weeks and that's the perfect moment to release pochie!!!