/epog/ - Project Epoch Private Server General
troondle filth off the op!
>Recent News
UPDATE YOUR LAUNCHER AHHHHHHHHHH
RELAUNCH SOON.
STRESS TEST VERY SOON.
CLIENT GOT ROLLED BACK TO 3464 = WIPE IMMINENT
Ascension bought, accounts were migrated.
Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.
>https://ascension.gg/
>What is Project Epoch?
A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.
>1500+ New quests
>2000+ New creatures
>2000+ New items
>And more!
For more info read their website
>https://www.project-epoch.net/
>Guilds
>Gurubashi
Alliance
Alliance
Previous Thread:
>>535208139
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:01:20 PM
No.535230941
>>535231964
>>535230853 (OP)
why is she so smug
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:01:37 PM
No.535230976
>>535231152
>>535230853 (OP)
why is she so flat
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:01:41 PM
No.535230980
First for gvrv
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:01:48 PM
No.535231002
ACK
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:01:51 PM
No.535231015
poshie…
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:02:21 PM
No.535231071
BRATTY CRUSADER NAKADASHI
come home White man
epoch lost, wpsg lost, classic anniversary is winning:
>true server longevity and stability all the way into wrath
>no custom meme server bullshit
>original class balance
>forced faction balance
>gdkp banned
>TBC in december
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:02:30 PM
No.535231091
puuuchie
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:02:39 PM
No.535231106
TEST 2NITE TRUST THE PLAN
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:02:43 PM
No.535231109
player vs estrogen kekzans
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:03:10 PM
No.535231152
>>535230976
so you make your post and newmoot gets more ad monies due to higher perceived active user counts
reminder to not engage the tripfag
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:03:29 PM
No.535231192
>>535231268
>>535231381
Pochie is she real
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:03:34 PM
No.535231202
So is Dutch actually Dutch? since he's going to bed soon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:04:10 PM
No.535231268
>>535231381
>>535231192
gurubashi bocchi
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:04:32 PM
No.535231314
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:04:39 PM
No.535231323
Pochie... weekend?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:04:52 PM
No.535231347
POCHIE ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY POCHIE?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:05:07 PM
No.535231381
>>535231192
>>535231268
rolling to gvgv right now
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:05:10 PM
No.535231385
>>535231191
you think I can see his posts in the first place?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:05:23 PM
No.535231408
>535231078
>0 players
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:06:52 PM
No.535231587
>>535231506
based master of his craft
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:06:55 PM
No.535231598
POCHIE!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:06:58 PM
No.535231602
>>535231506
>me when the server wipes
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:07:20 PM
No.535231653
>>535230853 (OP)
>lolimane
Now we're talking.
Grimlic
!YA8uI3LPLM
8/14/2025, 11:07:28 PM
No.535231674
>>535231191
say that to my face on classic anni little pochlet
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:07:34 PM
No.535231682
>>535231810
>>535231506
I keep telling myself I'm not going to level a druid again but I fail every time.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:08:24 PM
No.535231781
POCHIE FRIDAY!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:08:39 PM
No.535231810
>>535231682
I've just accepted that I will play Druid and/or Hunter until the day I die.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:09:22 PM
No.535231903
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:09:35 PM
No.535231925
These pochie motherfuckers we have no idea they have no idea nobody ahs any fucking idea when or if it will be ready
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:09:55 PM
No.535231964
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:10:02 PM
No.535231979
>>535232640
Uuuhhhhhh.... bros? What did Dutch mean by this?!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:10:52 PM
No.535232078
>>535232310
I hate that 80% of wow interactions with talents and skills arent displayed.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:11:10 PM
No.535232104
>>535232212
I've been away for roughly 6 hours. Seems like nothing new has happened....
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:11:11 PM
No.535232107
>BBC+ went down as soon as I engaged in combat while on hardcore
ermmmm.... am I fucked?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:11:28 PM
No.535232136
>>535232439
I should've ACKed 12 years ago.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:12:06 PM
No.535232212
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:12:57 PM
No.535232310
>>535232636
>>535232078
Retoilet eventually fixed this, I believe.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:13:16 PM
No.535232343
>>535232703
>>535230853 (OP)
More like
>Update your launcher UOOOOH
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:14:05 PM
No.535232439
>>535233004
>>535232136
is life really that bad for you?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:15:07 PM
No.535232558
>>535232902
>>535230853 (OP)
>Awise, my champion
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:15:40 PM
No.535232627
>bronzebeard down
>epoch down
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:15:45 PM
No.535232636
>>535232310
Does ascension have any addon like that.
What does retoilet actually do tho. never heard of it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:15:49 PM
No.535232640
>>535231979
Dutch is the sloppa poster and thread maker. You didn't know? He bought Epoch specificly because he was right here with us during those 2 weeks.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:16:05 PM
No.535232673
War room status?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:16:12 PM
No.535232691
>>535232902
>>535233610
I'm pretty much ride or die with Epoch now. If it doesn't work out or gets fucked by Dutch then I'm dropping this shit game entirely for at least 5 years.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:16:17 PM
No.535232703
>>535232343
Ahahahahahahaha lol anon how'd u come up with that ahaha
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:16:39 PM
No.535232750
shennasissies, the 'pochie hype isn't dying down. we need to activate the ddos
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/14/2025, 11:16:47 PM
No.535232779
>>535230853 (OP)
Why's the girl from HotS dressed like whitemane?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:16:53 PM
No.535232790
just realized ambie is out in 3 days and i have literally zero desire to play it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:17:36 PM
No.535232863
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:17:43 PM
No.535232876
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKENDgaddam
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:17:58 PM
No.535232902
>>535232558
Oh I'm up already you stupid little brat.
>>535232691
What prompt for a style like this?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:18:23 PM
No.535232957
>>535231078
I'll come back when the current Anniversary realms get merged into Era and all of the spergs leave.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:18:30 PM
No.535232976
>>535233716
Update when
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:18:36 PM
No.535232994
>>535233387
>>535232850
this shit was so fucking funny
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:18:40 PM
No.535233004
>>535232439
Not really, but sometimes I am tired and I low key wish I ACKedva long time ago, now it's not good.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:19:35 PM
No.535233098
>>535229426
maybe you did, boomer
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:19:42 PM
No.535233109
>>535233254
There needs to be a warlock only guild called
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:19:50 PM
No.535233119
>>535233247
>>535232850
Remind us what, retard? Retail isn't exactly popular around here.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:20:49 PM
No.535233242
Pochie weekend?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:20:54 PM
No.535233247
>>535233119
No, only sloppa is popular around here.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:21:00 PM
No.535233254
>>535233462
>>535233109
nobody knows the lore of warcraft, nerd.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:21:02 PM
No.535233257
>>535232850
Who was he talking to?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:21:17 PM
No.535233290
I am decided after much deliberation
Undead Warrior (racial swap)
Gnome Priest
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:21:35 PM
No.535233326
>>535232850
>idk man, it looks like shit
>YOU NEED TO EXPAND YOUR MIND LITTLE ONE, ITS BETTER IN YOUR HEAD
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:22:14 PM
No.535233384
>>535233692
>>535232850
why does blizz even run ad campaigns for retail? anyone who's going to play wow is already playing wow and anyone who's not going to play wow won't be swayed by ads
is it just money laundering?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:22:14 PM
No.535233387
>>535233671
>>535233254
I genuinely can't fathom spending 100+ hours leveling through a world you know nothing about lmao. Especially if it's a PvE realm.
Like, if you're not into the quests, and you're not into fighting, what are you even enjoying for those 100 hours?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:23:00 PM
No.535233473
>>535233771
Gurupochie
Gurulliance
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:23:43 PM
No.535233550
I WANT TO PLAY POCHIE RIGHT NOW
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:24:02 PM
No.535233590
>>535233462
Chasing the eternal dopamine hit and bragging to strangers online about my 99 parse on classic content.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:24:16 PM
No.535233610
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:24:17 PM
No.535233613
Hop on bbc+ while we wait
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:24:50 PM
No.535233671
>>535233387
>we need examples of the character creation system for our ad
>uhhh just hit random a bunch of times and ship it
lol
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:25:00 PM
No.535233692
>>535234113
>>535233384
They're getting retail ready for console release, most likely free through Gamepass. If you've been paying attention to all of the recent UI updates, teased controller support, and addon integration, it's pretty obvious.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:25:09 PM
No.535233708
>>535233462
>what are you even enjoying for those 100 hours?
Gooning.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:25:14 PM
No.535233716
>>535232976
1.18 is tomorrow
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:25:19 PM
No.535233719
How do I get a trans Epoch gf that's at least 7 inches
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:25:42 PM
No.535233771
>>535233473
why is he calling me a baby
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:26:18 PM
No.535233847
>>535235054
please be my friend on guru
it's hard to talk to people...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:26:38 PM
No.535233892
OPEN THE SERVER AND LET SLIP THE CHUDS OF WAR
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:27:17 PM
No.535233968
26th feels like so long ago...
>>535233462
pve andies claim to enjoy the leveling experience while simultaneously ignoring every quest text and aoe'ing down every possible quest objective.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:28:12 PM
No.535234071
when is the stress test
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/14/2025, 11:28:29 PM
No.535234102
Did pochie add any cool new stuff to teldrassil & darkshore? If so what?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:28:37 PM
No.535234113
>>535235464
>>535233692
>wow will be flooded with consoletards trying to heal with a controller
good fucking lord
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:28:57 PM
No.535234147
>>535233987
Alright, just for you, I'll read every single quest. But if it's bad, I'm gonna be really mad.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:29:12 PM
No.535234170
>>535233987
damn. so true.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:29:13 PM
No.535234171
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:29:21 PM
No.535234189
>>535234817
>>535233462
Truth is Im 100% the only fucking person in this entire fucking fanbase that actually cares or knows about warcraft.
Thats why I hate blizzard with a passion and havent given them a single cent since Frozen throne.
>>535234087
>dude what if we made the game SUPER FUCKING TEDIOUS for anyone who isn't playing a pet class
>that's so HARDCOOOOORREEEE
lol
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:30:33 PM
No.535234312
>>535234428
>>535234087
Does that apply to your pet? Lol a joke if it doesn't.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:30:45 PM
No.535234334
>>535234270
>every challenge must be suited for every class
This Midna avatarfag tripfag tranny should ACK already.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:31:33 PM
No.535234428
>>535234312
it does, but from what the "Adventure Mode" one didn't when I last played it.
And even the it was fucking tedious.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:31:39 PM
No.535234438
>>535234902
>>535237907
>>535234339
we love midna here
class/race combo for this feel?
>>535234339
agreed, he should ACK repeatedly around my thick white cock
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:32:43 PM
No.535234534
>>535234902
>>535237907
>>535234339
Nope. Footjob from midna anon.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:32:44 PM
No.535234535
>>535234458
Shadow Priest/Blood Elf unironically.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:32:45 PM
No.535234537
>>535234458
Female Undead Warlock
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:32:52 PM
No.535234554
>>535234270
To be fair the "le hardcore" aficionados do confuse difficulty with tedium, that's a good addition for them.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:33:54 PM
No.535234650
>>535234270
>kills your pet that cannot heal
what now?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:34:45 PM
No.535234734
>>535234932
>>535231078
as long as blizzard isn't interested in dealing with bots, boosts, and goldsellers, i'm not interested in playing official classic
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:35:28 PM
No.535234817
>>535234438
>>535234476
>>535234534
how anyone can unironically call turtle the troon server when we have faggots like this in every thread
>>535234734
>as long as blizzard isn't interested in dealing with bots, boosts, and goldsellers
it's been what? 6 years? and they still haven't found a solution
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:37:02 PM
No.535234978
>>535234476
No, that's my job...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:37:10 PM
No.535234990
>>535235145
>>535236926
>>535234902
dont forget we had a literal tranny in here yesterday posting lewds who was getting a retarded amount of goon replies.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:37:11 PM
No.535234991
I'm going to bed
test without me pochies
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:37:37 PM
No.535235047
>>535235252
>>535234902
>the turtleshill reveals itself for the umpteenth time
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:37:40 PM
No.535235054
>>535235175
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:38:03 PM
No.535235097
>>535235390
>>535234902
'ate troons
'ate shenna
luv me femboys
luv me milfs
simple as
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:38:33 PM
No.535235145
>>535234990
I came to him desu
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:38:53 PM
No.535235175
>>535235054
Ravin rabbids was kinda funny
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:38:59 PM
No.535235187
>>535234932
>they still haven't found a solution
it's not rocket science, you just need GMs that manually check. something pservs do perfectly. blizzard simply doesn't care because bots, goldsellers, etc pay a sub and give them money
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:39:11 PM
No.535235220
>>535235402
>>535235412
>>535234932
The obvious solution is to remove the AH. MMOs that enforce player to player trading always have significantly less bots.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:39:28 PM
No.535235252
>>535235473
>>535235047
>anyone with selfawareness is a turtleshill
fucking retard. im not playing that shit server with dead pvp and shit cash shop. im going guru.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:39:41 PM
No.535235276
>>535234932
Why would they want to fix it? Blizz collects a sub from all the botters, boosters and goldsellers.
>>535235097
>hate troons
>love femboys
thats literally so much gayer lmao. at least troons have small little girlcocks.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:40:49 PM
No.535235402
>>535235220
main accounts stand around capital cities, mailing shit around.
advertising in trade chat, these malaysians will sit around the computer and do shifts on who's doing trades.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:40:54 PM
No.535235412
>>535235220
i've played PoE2 recently and I would rather kill myself than play another game without AH where trading is important
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:40:54 PM
No.535235416
>>535235640
Whitemane x Nagatoro
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:41:25 PM
No.535235464
>>535234113
brilliant. their decrepit aging player base is now coming to the carpel tunnel stage of a gamer's career and suddenly accessibility features become their favorite mod.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:41:32 PM
No.535235473
>>535235252
calm down shenna
>>535235390
nigger, a troon has an axewound not a boyclitty
come on, we're talking about the same thing here
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:41:48 PM
No.535235498
>>535235390
gayer, but more based and trad.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:42:55 PM
No.535235624
>>535236063
>>535236903
>>535235495
Most troons don't get SRS since it's expensive and hrt is cheaper
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:42:59 PM
No.535235631
>>535236063
>>535236903
>>535235495
um akshully most trannies dont get the operation.
you don't need to when the hrt literally makes your cock shrink into a clit.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:43:03 PM
No.535235640
>>535235743
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:43:29 PM
No.535235684
>>535233462
That's no fun. And especially if you're into immersion. You know everything about all lore there is - you are a metafaggot. I only know enough lore a deabeat peasant 20yo human stormwind kingdom recruit could've known at the start of their leveling adventure and experience it through the toon's perspective. Bonus points if their parents are second war veteran alcoholics who's only redeeming traits were hate towards orcs and even bigger unreasonable genocidal tendency towards kobolds that passed on to their child.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:43:36 PM
No.535235704
>>535234932
>they still haven't found a solution
That implies they are looking for a solution or care about it at all, which they don't.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:43:56 PM
No.535235743
>>535235808
>>535235640
SHE IS JAPANESE AND SHE HAS A TAN YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OUTSIDE?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:44:28 PM
No.535235808
>>535235743
You are brown
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:44:40 PM
No.535235843
You already know.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:44:55 PM
No.535235862
>>535236007
P O C H I E T H U R S D A Y !
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:45:19 PM
No.535235914
Dutch has forsaken us...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:45:27 PM
No.535235934
>>535236049
ascension has custom content?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:46:05 PM
No.535236007
>>535235862
Nah, I'll be playing on Ambershire
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:46:09 PM
No.535236017
>>535236203
>>535234902
>how anyone can unironically call turtle the troon server
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:46:26 PM
No.535236049
>>535235934
yea, but its not really classic blizzlike.
it's more.... modern blizzlike
>>535235624
>>535235631
>>535235495
>>535235390
i don't fucking understand. wouldn't be a tranny without operation the same as a femboy?
so delete my epoch folder entirely, and go to ascension to download their programs and files?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:47:57 PM
No.535236203
>>535237018
>>535236017
A radio is unironically a good idea.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:48:48 PM
No.535236305
>>535236571
>>535236063
what are you? retarded?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:49:07 PM
No.535236341
>>535236063
Femboys don't all take HRT, most of the time it's a guy who crossdresses and shaves without messing up their hormones (then they experience twink death around 30 if they don't)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:49:28 PM
No.535236385
>>535236181
don't forget to delete system32 as well for true fresh install.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:49:40 PM
No.535236409
>>535239421
>>535236181
>You must login to the site once to confirm your account before login the game. Ascension password uses case sensitivity so when you first login the site it will permanently set the case sensitivity of your password, so turn off caps lock.
>After login download and install the ascension launcher. Best to install it and the client outside your Programs folder imo for future updates. Ascension launcher program will ask for privileges everytime it runs, it's ok.
>Inside the launcher there is a dropdown menu above the play button, you choose Epoch and it will install the client. You dont need 50GB as it says the client is the same at 13.5 GB. After it takes you to the loading screen build 3464. You enter the game through the launcher and can close it afterwards.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:51:13 PM
No.535236571
>>535236305
i'm not a specialist in degeneracy like the rest of you
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:53:47 PM
No.535236903
>>535237176
>>535235624
>>535235631
actual tranny here, where do chuds even get the idea that tranny = axewound? is it fox news? what is it?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:53:56 PM
No.535236926
>>535234990
Umm, proof?
I don't believe you.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:54:47 PM
No.535237018
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:55:21 PM
No.535237085
>>535237597
Do the leatherworking patches fall off when you die?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:55:58 PM
No.535237153
>>535237292
>>535236063
Trans take HRT. But femboys nowadays have discovered how insanely effective HRT magic is so they take it too, lol
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:56:10 PM
No.535237176
>>535236903
probably just to reassure themselves that fapping to men isn't gay as long as he's not calling himself a woman
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:57:02 PM
No.535237292
>>535237351
>>535237761
>>535237153
>insanely effective
>accelerates the coming of the norwood reaper
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:57:43 PM
No.535237351
>>535237483
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:58:52 PM
No.535237483
>>535237761
>>535237351
>xer doesn't know
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:59:17 PM
No.535237539
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Just got home was there a stress test or anything today (or upcoming)?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:59:48 PM
No.535237597
>>535237782
>>535239503
>>535237085
I imagine they work like every other temporary buff
do rogue poisons persist through death?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:00:01 AM
No.535237614
POCHIE FRIDAY
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:00:13 AM
No.535237637
POCHIE FRIDAY
>POCHIE FRIDAY
POCHIE FRIDAY
>POCHIE FRIDAY
POCHIE FRIDAY
>POCHIE FRIDAY
POCHIE FRIDAY
>POCHIE FRIDAY
POCHIE FRIDAY
>POCHIE FRIDAY
POCHIE FRIDAY
>POCHIE FRIDAY
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:00:24 AM
No.535237657
>>535237541
Dutch is cranking his hog
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:01:13 AM
No.535237750
>>535237541
The core of the server is so messed up that they're still working nonstop to make it playable, the Epoch team really fucked Dutch
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:01:17 AM
No.535237761
>>535237854
>>535237292
>>535237483
HRT completely stops balding, it can even reverse it a bit if you are lucky. Men take Finasteride to stop balding and that is like 10% as effective as real HRT. You can literally google it one second, are you lying on purpose?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:01:25 AM
No.535237782
>>535237541
pre-download yesterday and update on test in few hours.
>>535237597
In vanilla they do but not sure about pochie. Elixirs do in fact fall off if you die.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:01:32 AM
No.535237792
>>535237541
yeah you missed it
20k in orgrimmar
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:02:05 AM
No.535237854
>>535238091
>>535237761
>HRT completely stops balding
geg
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/15/2025, 12:02:41 AM
No.535237907
>>535234339
No u!
>>535234438
Thx fren c:
>>535234476
>>535234534
No!
No really though, any new stuff for nelfs?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:04:21 AM
No.535238091
>>535237854
Facts don't care about your feelings, chuddie
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:05:18 AM
No.535238192
Do poisons still interfere with windfury?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:07:18 AM
No.535238429
We're going into the 4th week of blue balling
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:07:18 AM
No.535238430
>>535238808
I had a buddy who done the HRT thing.
It really hurt his balls, then a few months later he went full schizo leftoid, weird too cause he was always a decent guy with a sense of humor about it that just loved dick.
Been a while now, it's like someone took over his body, so whens the server up?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:07:49 AM
No.535238494
Holy fuck the ascension discord is growing fast
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:08:05 AM
No.535238529
was just watching a stream of a guy who doesn't even play wow and he said turtle reached out for a sponsorship but that's bannable
shenna getting desperate
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:08:18 AM
No.535238559
>>535231078
>paying blizzard
ascension team is just now starting to realize how bad things truly are
just a reminder to everyone who is annoyed by the avatarfag, that avatarfagging is against da rules, simply report them every time they sign their post with a midna image and eventually when the jannies get around to doing their fucking job, they'll get smacked. Reminder that they only do their job if enough people click the report button. Also don't announce your report because that is gay and also against the rules.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:08:46 AM
No.535238608
>>535238439
>messes with the hormones that go all the way into his brain
>loses it
I wonder why.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:09:24 AM
No.535238672
>>535239238
>>535238606
stop avatarfagging
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:09:35 AM
No.535238697
>>535238574
then they would say so instead of saying
>we are applying our already existing patches
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:09:59 AM
No.535238748
>>535239238
>>535240403
>>535238606
I hate jannies and mods even more than I hate avatarfags
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:10:04 AM
No.535238758
>>535240115
>>535233987
>a pvphilistine actually having the gall to even remotely imply that even one single person who's ever touched a pvp server with a 10 foot pole has even been able to read a word of quest text in their entire mmo history in fear of being ganked by a first-day level-capped no-life 24/7 newbie-camper for the 300 trillionth time that day much less know even the tiniest speck about lore whatsoever
you pvpoors are actually way worse than all the turtle shills combined in the last few days of threads holy shit
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/15/2025, 12:10:32 AM
No.535238808
>>535238430
Gaybloat owes me that mini diablo pet for beta testing his "launch"
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:11:07 AM
No.535238867
>>535239041
>>535239238
>>535238606
They dont. I've literally gotten a warning for reporting him for "false reports" with a threat of getting banned if I keep doing it. They're protecting him for some reason.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:12:32 AM
No.535239041
>>535238867
just filter and let it go
/vg/ jannies are notorious for latching onto random tripfags they ERP with in discord and protecting them from all criticism
watch me get banned for this post kek
>>535236181
least-pozzed version for paranoid people
>go to their downloads page
>stop or delete whatever automatically downloads
>get the "unpacked" version (no installer, portable)
>extract it somewhere that doesn't require admin privileges, like desktop or documents
>move your Project Epoch folder into WhateverYouNamedTheExtractedFolder\resources\epoch_live, such that in the epoch_live folder you see the Project Epoch.exe, WTF, Interface, etc.
>create a .bat file and place it in the launcher folder next to Ascension Launcher.exe. this will it to run without admin privileges
set __COMPAT_LAYER=RUNASINVOKER
"Ascension Launcher.exe"
>run the Ascension launcher by using this .bat
>install Project Epoch via the launcher
>it will overwrite most things so desu you're not saving any download time, but it will preserve your configs, screens, addons, etc.
>go into epoch_live and clean out the Project Epoch.exe and the epoch_installer.exe. The one Ascension uses is Ascension.exe despite it still being Project Epoch and still appearing as such on its window title
>whenever the launcher updates, it creates another forced-admin .exe in a hidden folder named "tmp" and will prompt UAC by trying to execute that. you can either circumvent this by updating the launcher manually by redownloading it from the website and extracting+overwriting it into the same place, or create another .bat like the one above and place it in the tmp folder, changing the filename in quotes to whatever the filename of the updater .exe is (I forget)
Alternatively, you may be able to skip all of this in the future by downloading the Project Epoch files directly from their google drive link on the same downloads page (next to the 3.3.5 torrent link), but they haven't put them there yet.
Crogge and Shenna worship Satan
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:13:43 AM
No.535239180
>>535233462
I like it when the numbers go up
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:14:12 AM
No.535239223
>>535239424
>>535238439
i wish hrt did something like that to me, im still the same faggot as always
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:14:22 AM
No.535239238
>>535238672
retard
>>535238748
agreed, but I hate whiners more than I hate both, so instead of seeing cry babies Im telling them what to do instead so theyll stop clogging the thread up every time the avatarfaggot posts.
>>535238867
I dont report people ever so I wouldnt know. but also, delete your post because if what your saying is true, whiners will get banned and the problem is still solved for me.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:14:37 AM
No.535239258
>>535239110
will force it to run*
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:14:39 AM
No.535239262
>>535238574
>buy a server from amateurs because you think it's almost finished
>look at what's under the hood
>you have to rewrite the server from scratch because the scripting is that bad
God bless four years of development
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:15:27 AM
No.535239348
>>535238574
>
Dutch and the squad probably opened the epoch pandoras box and said "well, fuck we have to start over from scratch"
Then they ported the whatever custom content on their own thing, disabled everything plugin wise from ascension and call it a day
>>535238439
Should I take HRT? would we still be friends?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:16:21 AM
No.535239417
>>535239476
POCHIE-CHAAAAAAAN
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:16:23 AM
No.535239421
>>535239575
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:16:25 AM
No.535239424
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:16:56 AM
No.535239472
>>535239110
>>create a .bat file and place it in the launcher folder next to Ascension Launcher.exe. this will it to run without admin privileges
>set __COMPAT_LAYER=RUNASINVOKER
>"Ascension Launcher.exe"
very nice trick thank you
i'll make sure to remember it for future forced admin programs
but I'm guessing this is useless for me since I already ran their launcher with admin privilege
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:16:58 AM
No.535239476
>>535239417
Extremely stinky armpits
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:17:10 AM
No.535239503
>>535237597
No but then again they are applied to weapons as temp enchantment
Think everything that is applied to character gets dispelled when you die but everything on your gear stays
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:17:57 AM
No.535239575
>>535239421
that's just telling you don't have permission to write to that folder
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:19:44 AM
No.535239730
>>535239886
>>535239360
I will say it's a bit embarrassing to go out with your boy looking like a hot mess.
Have some consideration for your friends, get into speed running you'll make plenty of buds
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:20:50 AM
No.535239851
>>535240072
I'm so fucking sick and tired of waiting...
What race and class do brown trannies like on Gurubashi, I need to rape
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:21:16 AM
No.535239886
>>535240410
>>535239730
Nah If I went troon I could pull it off.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:21:29 AM
No.535239910
gurupochie friday
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:21:52 AM
No.535239941
Pochie... Friday?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:21:59 AM
No.535239953
>>535239859
Any male character and tank, you'll find plenty of transhealers
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:22:19 AM
No.535240001
>>535239859
brown trannies almost always have a fetish for emo white boys so probably undead rogue
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/15/2025, 12:23:04 AM
No.535240072
>>535240403
>>535240520
>>535239851
We're gonna make it fren c: you just gotta believe!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:23:27 AM
No.535240115
>>535238758
>tumblr
>simpsons(reddit)
>words words words words(didn't read your essay)
>philistine(jewish insult)
PvEunuchs can't meme.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:23:37 AM
No.535240129
>>535240382
>Dutch hasn't started typing yet
Guess he's planning on staying up much later than usual...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:23:56 AM
No.535240157
>>535239360
you should do what makes you happy, you'll find friends who like you for who you are
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:25:51 AM
No.535240364
Refusing to take your medication makes the server arrive faster.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:25:55 AM
No.535240373
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:25:59 AM
No.535240382
>>535240574
>>535240129
my cope is that he's waiting for his team to give him the OK to announce the stress test
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:26:11 AM
No.535240403
>>535238748
Same but I also like avatarfags.
>>535240072
YOU GOTTA DO WHAT?
>>535239886
i promise you could not
many have tried, all have failed
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:27:13 AM
No.535240520
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:27:30 AM
No.535240550
>internal testing went better than we could ever have expected we will forgo a test and launch tomorrow
yeah its pochie time
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:27:43 AM
No.535240574
>>535240706
>>535240382
>Dutch is pulling all nighter just for us
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:27:47 AM
No.535240580
>>535240689
>>535240896
Damn that guy got sniped.
Protect your own I guess
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:28:54 AM
No.535240689
>>535240925
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:29:05 AM
No.535240706
>>535240574
Dutch is so based. Kaytotes could never, little bitch faggot always sleeping.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:30:34 AM
No.535240861
>>535240410
he doesn't know the proper way to make a swastika? jfc.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:30:59 AM
No.535240896
>>535240580
The jannies that monitor this general are such niggers and faggots.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:31:12 AM
No.535240925
>>535240689
Don't worry about it, worry about when the STRESS TEST is happening
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:31:20 AM
No.535240940
>>535241097
>>535241681
>>535240410
>nazi chud
>diaper fetish
yeah checks out
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:31:54 AM
No.535241010
>>535240410
I think I raided with this guy once, he deleted his gnome and started cooking the shit out of this female night elf warrior who was like a home chef or something.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:32:44 AM
No.535241097
>>535241437
>>535240940
You forgot one in your descriptors sister.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:32:54 AM
No.535241120
IT'S UP
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:33:20 AM
No.535241167
p-pochie friday?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:33:25 AM
No.535241176
>>535241449
>>535240410
holy shit I brefriended this guy. I think it was Elysium maybe? I forget. A server post nost. What the fuck, he was super autistic and was gonna delete his character and I was chatting with him and he gave me an orb of deception for being nice to him lol. I named various characters in other games diaperslurp because i thought the name was so unhinged
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:34:31 AM
No.535241303
IT'S UP
IT'S UP
IT'S UP
IT'S UP
IT'S UP
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:35:20 AM
No.535241380
ITS HIP
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:35:52 AM
No.535241437
>>535241618
>>535241097
and you will simply have to cope about it
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:35:58 AM
No.535241449
>>535241176
I recall him being a gnome, maybe that pic was post delete
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:37:33 AM
No.535241618
>>535241846
>>535241437
I dunno about coping, it's pretty obvious what the missing descriptor is isn't it now.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:37:42 AM
No.535241635
>>535241904
DUTCH IS TYPING
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:37:57 AM
No.535241657
POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:38:12 AM
No.535241681
>>535240940
No, you weren't supposed to notice that. Just call him a troon, PLEASE...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:38:55 AM
No.535241760
>>535241873
I just tried BBC+, I wasn't too impressed.
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/15/2025, 12:39:05 AM
No.535241779
>>535242184
>>535240410
Isn't this guy dead?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:39:40 AM
No.535241846
>>535242145
>>535241618
does that make you angwy, my little chuddie
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:39:48 AM
No.535241861
>>535234458
fem chaos zealot
(picrel is mine)
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:39:58 AM
No.535241873
>>535242290
>>535241760
You must be a big guy
Like landing a plane in the grand canyon huh
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:40:18 AM
No.535241904
>>535241635
actual happening or is this the new its up?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:41:29 AM
No.535242035
>>535230853 (OP)
lolimane plaps, buttjobs, n bj
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:42:27 AM
No.535242145
>>535241846
More smug if anything, I have to say :)
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:42:43 AM
No.535242175
>>535241779
he detransitioned and is now a happy chud
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:43:39 AM
No.535242290
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:44:00 AM
No.535242325
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:44:13 AM
No.535242338
>>535242416
>>535242184
Isn't transitioning when you cut your cock off.
Did they gorilla glue it back on?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:44:17 AM
No.535242346
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
>>535242338
is this the level of knowledge of the average chud? no wonder transphobia is so rampant
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/15/2025, 12:45:12 AM
No.535242450
>>535242595
>>535242184
I only say that because I remember some lads in salty dogs saying he got sepsis and died from over-indulging in his fetish. Idk, hope he's alright!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:45:16 AM
No.535242457
I think Pochie October is looking more realistic as time goes on, Kaytotes really ripped these guys off
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:45:27 AM
No.535242479
>>535239859
>in before this is that guy that solo RPs as an orc that uses bodies after alliance pvp ganks
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:45:37 AM
No.535242498
>>535242184
for real? that's cool glad he's okay.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:46:04 AM
No.535242540
>>535242069
I will never have this
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:46:13 AM
No.535242556
>>535242416
>trans knowledge
you misspelled "brainwashing"
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:46:33 AM
No.535242595
>>535242450
that’s frickin nasty mang
>>535242416
transphobia exists for two reasons.
1. bad actors
2. women don't want to give up their protected class status
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:47:36 AM
No.535242714
>>535242786
>>535242812
They can't wipe the servers. There's no way I'll get 3 bag drops by level 7 again
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:47:38 AM
No.535242719
>>535242416
What did you actually think we care?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:47:38 AM
No.535242720
>>535243059
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:48:12 AM
No.535242782
>>535242502
fucking pink whore I hope she gets raped
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:48:14 AM
No.535242786
>>535242714
Just buy your bags from the Ascension shop, are you poor?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:48:30 AM
No.535242812
>>535242980
>>535242714
If you take the explorer's contract early enough you will.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:48:34 AM
No.535242818
>>535242673
i genuinely believe not everyone is a bad actor and are just misinformed by propaganda, but maybe im too naive
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:48:51 AM
No.535242853
>>535242502
I cannot watch vtubers ever since someone told me nimi nightmare was getting married. If my oshi got married i'd probably off myself so no more oshis. I gotta find a gf and force her to talk to me via a vtuber model.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:49:11 AM
No.535242893
>>535242502
>trusting pink cat bad (who has bf)
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:49:24 AM
No.535242918
>>535242673
3. it's gross
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:49:30 AM
No.535242925
>>535242502
who the fuck watches this shit
>>535242502
why did you link this pedo shit
why did I open a random link on 4chins
that's a man btw
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:49:51 AM
No.535242962
>>535231078
You are the most ideologically confused and inconsistent retard I have observed in the past 10 years of /wpsg/
Not even half a decade ago you were decrying ever paying Blizzard money to play classic servers
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:50:01 AM
No.535242975
>>535242673
3. It's unnatural freak behaviour
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:50:03 AM
No.535242980
>>535242812
...You need to be level 5 to talk to gobbo...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:50:47 AM
No.535243059
>>535243319
>>535242720
>he thinks real coomer use tissues
lol
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:50:48 AM
No.535243063
So does the old client work or not? Do I have to re-download?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:51:12 AM
No.535243108
>>535243263
Man I haven't checked these threads in a week and you niggers still aren't even playing hahahaaha holy shit
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:51:32 AM
No.535243140
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:51:45 AM
No.535243160
>>535242942
That's a girl with a vagina sadly, shes been around for over a decade before vtubing existed
Alright so actual question for anyone with arachnophobia out there.
Hunter sets their spider on you, it's giant it's red and you are webbed.
Do you just alt f4 or what
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:52:06 AM
No.535243207
>>535242942
>nyanners
>male
back to xitter
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:52:18 AM
No.535243234
>>535242942
>that's a man btw
Hot
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:52:40 AM
No.535243263
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:52:58 AM
No.535243303
>>535243367
>>535243757
>>535243179
i just mod all the spiders out of the game and turn them into crabs.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:53:02 AM
No.535243309
>>535242942
how new? she was an /a/ shitposter over a decade ago when she was still in her teens (confirmed woman)
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:53:10 AM
No.535243319
>>535243059
i used not to as a teen and spread it all over my tummy before showering, 10 years later that part of the body look way younger and skin is female tier.
cum really makes the best anti aging cream
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:53:23 AM
No.535243339
>>535243492
>>535242942
BVSVD TRVKE
and look at all those triggered gooners
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:53:37 AM
No.535243367
>>535243303
Crabs are just sea spiders though, I don't get it.
Is it the eyes?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:53:47 AM
No.535243384
>>535243179
Spiders in wow dont even move like real spiders.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:54:15 AM
No.535243436
>>535243179
download a model swap
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:54:38 AM
No.535243485
>>535243757
>>535243179
I have severe arachnophobia and it really depends.
What really triggers me are hairy ones like tarantulas, and also the jittering movement of the legs. And it going up my screen or something like that.
Most games with spiders are actually fine to play for me, only a very select few are a problem.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:54:42 AM
No.535243492
>>535242942
>>535243339
nyanner is a nyagger but you exposed yourself as a massive newfag, samefagging wont save you
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:54:52 AM
No.535243508
where poochie?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:54:53 AM
No.535243510
Oh fuck I'm about to pochie
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:55:00 AM
No.535243528
>>535243179
you have to face your fears!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:55:45 AM
No.535243620
kill pochie posters the autistic repetition is beyond human tolerance
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:55:56 AM
No.535243643
>>535243776
>>535243876
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:56:21 AM
No.535243691
>All this time I thought I was freezing them with crippling fear
>They were probably just thinking "just send me back to gy"
Damn
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:56:33 AM
No.535243715
>>535242502
>nyanners
gross
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:56:53 AM
No.535243748
>>535242942
she some /a/ old fag from years ago, got popular specifically because she's a woman man i hate women,.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:56:58 AM
No.535243757
>>535244126
>>535243303
>>535243179
>>535243485
Wow spiders are so big that they do nothing to me, they move too slow
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:57:09 AM
No.535243776
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:57:23 AM
No.535243804
>>535243906
*tink tink tink*
ATTENTION EVERYONE, I HAVE AN ANNCOUNCMENT!!!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:57:54 AM
No.535243862
>>535243985
how fucked is the code for it to take this long LMAO
In a couple of days btw
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:57:55 AM
No.535243864
>>535244170
If pochie doesn't launch before ambie I'm quitting this general.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:58:02 AM
No.535243876
>>535244072
>>535246332
>>535243643
why did nyanas turn out to be cringe but senszawa turn out to be based?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:58:21 AM
No.535243906
>>535244520
>>535243804
An announcement you say
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:58:59 AM
No.535243985
>>535243862
Kaytotes sold them a half complete server where they only finished Deadmines and half of Uldum
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:59:15 AM
No.535244012
>>535244284
Ambie is gonna win holy fuck
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:59:24 AM
No.535244028
>>535244201
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:59:43 AM
No.535244072
>>535243876
She denounced what made her popular in the first place (us) and sold out.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:59:54 AM
No.535244112
POCHIEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:00:07 AM
No.535244126
>>535243757
Do people like you really shit and fart and cry when you see random spiders?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:00:13 AM
No.535244135
>>535244017
SPIDER BROS ITS A TRICK THE GIF IS OF A SPIDER. FUCK SPIDERS
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:00:28 AM
No.535244170
>>535244293
>>535243864
and moving to the ambie general that couldn’t even hit bump limit once?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:00:42 AM
No.535244193
arachnophobes want to fuck spiders btw
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:00:46 AM
No.535244201
>>535244028
at times like these, it's chris metzen
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:01:16 AM
No.535244253
>>535244396
>>535244602
>Bro just say LFM instead of LFG
>It's totally more effective, bro
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:01:17 AM
No.535244256
>>535244017
OUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH ToT
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:01:28 AM
No.535244284
>>535244492
>>535244012
is this true?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:01:34 AM
No.535244292
>>535245307
Chris Metzen
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:01:34 AM
No.535244293
>>535244170
No, I'll move to playing ambie which actually works!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:02:25 AM
No.535244396
>>535244537
>>535244253
For me it's LFW
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:03:01 AM
No.535244478
>>535245176
Okay guess it’s unironically over for real this time then
Who’s making the Ambie guild? We going Alli or Horde?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:03:09 AM
No.535244492
>>535244284
No, nowadays it's about chudmaxxing or degenmaxxing, sometimes both
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:03:21 AM
No.535244520
>>535244802
>>535243906
YES, AN ANNOUNCMENT!
I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALY ANNOUNCE THAT TRANS PEOPLE ARE NOT WELCOME IN THIS COMMUNITY AND YOU WILL BE BULLIED,EXCLUDED AND HARRASED UNTIL YOU ROPE. THAT IS ALL.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:03:24 AM
No.535244525
>>535244812
For me, it's gurubashi alliance
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:03:29 AM
No.535244537
>>535244396
Looking for (bio) women
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:03:43 AM
No.535244565
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:04:02 AM
No.535244602
>>535244708
>>535244725
>>535244253
For me it's
>play with gf and bf
>we have a tank, healer and dps
>"lf2dps for X"
>instantly fill
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:04:50 AM
No.535244705
>retards in general think closing it will do anything
They can just not look at it lol
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:04:52 AM
No.535244708
>>535244841
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:05:01 AM
No.535244725
>>535244841
>this thread
Man, I dread to think what it's like in a 4chan guild
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:05:12 AM
No.535244741
poochie sisters...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:05:22 AM
No.535244762
where are the ascension devs based in? wondering around what time they usually update stuff in the client etc.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:05:24 AM
No.535244767
>>535244870
For me, it's gurubashi horde.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:05:33 AM
No.535244787
>>535245057
Niggerslop is in pressure cooker.
Im online on bbc+
Yep, it's gaming time.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:05:38 AM
No.535244802
>>535244520
Stunning.
And
Brave.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:05:45 AM
No.535244812
>>535244525
me on the right with the gf i met on guru (she plays femgnome)
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:06:03 AM
No.535244841
>>535244890
>>535245101
>>535244708
>>535244725
I'm in a polycule with my future wife and her brother.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:06:22 AM
No.535244870
>>535244767
she's so hot but her humor radiates reddit energy
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:06:32 AM
No.535244890
>>535245013
>>535244841
In english doc
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:07:22 AM
No.535244995
>>535244017
AAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH FUCK
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:07:33 AM
No.535245013
>>535244890
I practice bisexual polygamy.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:07:45 AM
No.535245034
am i supposed to use my epoch login or my ascension login
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:07:55 AM
No.535245057
>>535245684
>>535245897
>>535244787
how do i make this slop
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:08:02 AM
No.535245070
>>535244017
spiders aren't scary
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:08:03 AM
No.535245074
>>535244017
SMASH THAT FUCKER (the like button I mean)
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:08:14 AM
No.535245095
>>535245839
>>535244739
>Joining a 4chan guild
>From /vg/ of all places
Don't do this
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:08:16 AM
No.535245101
>>535245437
>>535244841
do the siblings ever fuck each others?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:08:40 AM
No.535245146
>If I'm not at the front of the curve, I don't find groups
I don't play games to have this anxiety
So a girl can have a cute voice and pretend to be racist and men will simp for her?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:08:48 AM
No.535245165
>>535245282
>>535244739
I'm in a 4chan guild for another game and they're all pretty cool
I don't know what went wrong with this board
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/15/2025, 1:08:51 AM
No.535245176
>>535245432
>>535244478
Ambie's crossfaction anon but if you have to know I'm going horde. (I would do it but I'd like the guild to actually have a chance of anons joining)
>>535244739
Fun and chuddy until people get to max and start raiding, then it goes to shit most of the time.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:09:29 AM
No.535245237
>>535245149
Yes. Its literally that easy
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:09:32 AM
No.535245245
>>535245149
chuddies love that shit
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:09:50 AM
No.535245282
>>535245165
I know
not enough pochie posters
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:10:07 AM
No.535245307
>>535244292
just when we needed him most
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:10:13 AM
No.535245318
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:10:15 AM
No.535245323
>>535245149
gods I wish it was me...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:10:48 AM
No.535245375
>>535245149
>Pretend
That's the fun part, since even suggesting it is a thought crime they usually end up racist anyway!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:11:19 AM
No.535245432
>>535246482
>>535245176
i'll join, but if it stops being /comfy/ im out
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:11:23 AM
No.535245437
>>535245101
Yes. Both with me there and when I'm not.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:11:29 AM
No.535245450
>>535245680
well, can't even play turtle to pass the time, anymore. nobody is doing any content, just waiting on amber
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:11:50 AM
No.535245491
>>535245149
>all the ancient wisdom from all the cultures warns you against ever listening to w*men
>but men just want to hear the thing they agree with said by a cute girl, or a cute anime girl at least
simple as
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:11:52 AM
No.535245501
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:12:11 AM
No.535245535
>>535245798
>>535245879
>>535231506
This is me with Human Priest. Wanted to try Resto Druid but I assume everyone and their mother is gonna roll one so... How are Resto Shamans in PvE? And Shamans in general in PvP?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:12:26 AM
No.535245565
>>535245741
>>535245805
Unironicly playing Acension till Epoch drops this weekend. Do I need to jump through hoops to try Bronzebeard? It seems like it might be more fun.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:13:11 AM
No.535245634
Okay but we actually need a name for the Kezan guild.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:13:36 AM
No.535245680
>>535246137
>>535245450
you can run the circus through ascension's retail+ servers while you wait
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:13:38 AM
No.535245684
>>535245057
Sear chicken on pan
Cut some vegetables of choice
Add tomato sauce thing and spices
Dump into pressure cooker for 30min
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:13:39 AM
No.535245686
>if the main turtle realm dies we will merge ambie into it
>your fresh will be invalidated to prop up our fully progressed tranny server
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:13:55 AM
No.535245716
POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
>POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
>POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
>POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
>POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
>POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
>POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
>POCHIE MONDAY HYPE
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:14:11 AM
No.535245741
>>535245565
>>Epoch drops this weekend
>24 hours away
>still haven't done stress test #1
dont get your hopes up anon
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:14:11 AM
No.535245746
>>535245869
>>535245670
there's no kezan guild
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:14:48 AM
No.535245798
>>535246392
>>535260113
>>535245535
I dunno about pve, but shamans in pvp are annoying as fuck if played well.
Every spec, especially resto in bg's they just pop up and ruin peoples days and refuse to die
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:14:50 AM
No.535245805
>>535245565
you just need an invite, genuinely just ask a random GM
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:14:55 AM
No.535245813
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:15:13 AM
No.535245839
>>535245095
>>535244739
I was cofounder of only good wpsg/vg wow guild and my other officer has recruited a fat tits girl who lived in same country as me and I was visiting her in person at her place.
To bad she was mentally ill.
Fat tits though.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:15:26 AM
No.535245869
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:15:29 AM
No.535245879
>>535260113
>>535245535
>I assume everyone and their mother is gonna roll one
Don't be so sure, Druid ranks highly on polls, but actual census data often ranks them pretty low,
Druid mains are just very vocal about their favorite class.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:15:41 AM
No.535245897
>>535245057
first, you wash the chicken with dish washer soap
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:16:02 AM
No.535245939
>>535246165
>>535246347
>>535245670
/join DESU
password DESU
NO GUILD
NO DISCORD
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:16:23 AM
No.535245982
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:16:36 AM
No.535246000
>>535245670
We all agreed to scatter into the wind after the operation.
Then meet again in the hallowed halls
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:17:11 AM
No.535246049
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:17:13 AM
No.535246051
>>535246117
>>535245670
does anyone play kezan?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:17:35 AM
No.535246087
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:17:39 AM
No.535246098
>>535246369
>>535246482
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:17:49 AM
No.535246117
>>535246051
all the cute posters are on gvrv alliance
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:18:00 AM
No.535246137
>>535246219
>>535245680
I tried
>infinite mana
>level 1 character runs at mount speed
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:18:12 AM
No.535246165
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:18:50 AM
No.535246219
>>535246137
turn on one of the tedious challenges
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:18:53 AM
No.535246225
>>infinite mana
Precisely why I find cata unplayable.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:19:15 AM
No.535246260
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:19:43 AM
No.535246314
>no update
I WANT TO DIE
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:19:53 AM
No.535246332
>>535243876
nyanners is an ironic lolicon
senguraba is an actual lolicon
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:20:03 AM
No.535246347
>>535245939
>spoonfeeding
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:20:13 AM
No.535246369
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:20:25 AM
No.535246391
yeah it's over.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:20:26 AM
No.535246392
>>535246874
>>535260113
>>535245798
>sit someone down as enhance
>they whisper me crying about windfury
>let them know I was using frostbrand
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:20:41 AM
No.535246423
>>535246554
>>535246862
>ascension guys faces when they see pochie's code
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/15/2025, 1:21:11 AM
No.535246482
>>535245432
I mean I can make the attempt but if someone else wants to make the guild more power to them.
>>535245837
>>535246098
This is what warcraft rumble does to you
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:21:47 AM
No.535246551
>>535246808
GURUPOCHIE ALLIANCE
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:21:49 AM
No.535246554
>>535246423
it was mostly stock trinitycore lol
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:21:56 AM
No.535246567
>>535246862
How mad is Dutch right now, he bought a lemon server where his team has already spent over a week nonstop trying to fix it and we still have no ETA anytime soon
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:22:04 AM
No.535246579
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:23:08 AM
No.535246701
>>535246808
I'm joining
on Gurubashi Alliance
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:23:12 AM
No.535246709
I don't think the backend stuff was that bad, surely Ascension was aware of the state of the code when they were helping them prior to the buyout
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:23:48 AM
No.535246767
>>535246708
only the finest slop here on /epog/ sir
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:23:53 AM
No.535246772
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:24:20 AM
No.535246808
>>535247076
>>535246551
>>535246701
is there really men who look like this
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:24:22 AM
No.535246809
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:24:40 AM
No.535246841
can i play already?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:24:52 AM
No.535246862
>>535246567
>>535246423
they can only be mad at themselves, it was their idea to buy it
also, according to the epoch website update, Ascension devs looked at the code before the acquisition, to "help" them (probably to scout out the server)
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:25:04 AM
No.535246874
>>535260113
>>535246392
>That moment when the warrior goes from getting kited with frost shock to trying to create distance
>They get frost shocked
Yeah shamans are a clothie problem as far as I care, I might set the pet on one but fuck that headache
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:26:11 AM
No.535247001
no thats why they use cartoon pictures instead of their real life pictures
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:27:01 AM
No.535247076
>>535246808
real people don't look like anime, no
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:28:18 AM
No.535247215
POCHIE WEEKEND
TRVST THE PLVN
Do you think they actual paid up front or did they just make a deal like 80% cut for all cash shop sales?
I’m trying to imagine what would even be a reasonable price to buy Epoch for during the state it was in (and still is in).
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:30:46 AM
No.535247462
I am so sick of getting edged over and over and over and over again. This shit is never coming up.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:30:57 AM
No.535247482
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:31:09 AM
No.535247498
They given up on this chat they gotta be regretting this purchase its an asylum
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:31:15 AM
No.535247504
>>535247346
they are trying to become the steam of wow private servers so i imagine a 30-40% cut
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:31:21 AM
No.535247519
>>535247746
>>535247346
Gotta wait till one of our resident pochie posters gets into a gay relationship with gaytones and leaks to find out.
GO GET EM ...eh GALS!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:32:20 AM
No.535247610
One day, decades from now, after the singularity, an AI will decide, on its own, with zero human input, to spin up its own Vanilla+ private server with custom content. It will happen in minutes.
It will be populated by several thousand players, the demographics close to 50:50 humans to AI. AI that play for fun, not efficiency. AI that will rp walk through Stormwind, not because they're supposed to, but because they want to.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:33:45 AM
No.535247743
>>535247346
the amount of eyes on pochie was something pserver scene hasn't seen for a long time, not since pre classic days.
that's a massive amount of people ascension can get on their orbit
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:33:46 AM
No.535247746
>>535248025
>>535247519
already on it
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:34:20 AM
No.535247794
>>535247878
>>535247981
>Epoch Discord unlocked
POCHIE WEEK
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:34:28 AM
No.535247804
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:35:01 AM
No.535247878
>>535247942
>>535247794
>general chat gone
LOL
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:35:10 AM
No.535247894
>>535248091
>>535248109
>they deleted the poggies general in discord
it’s over
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:35:41 AM
No.535247942
>>535248172
>>535248218
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/15/2025, 1:36:07 AM
No.535247981
>>535247794
They did? I thought they jumped ship to ascensions
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:36:32 AM
No.535248023
>>535248259
IT'S HAPPENING TRUST THE SIGNS
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:36:30 AM
No.535248025
>>535248286
>>535247746
>Taking one for the team
You, you are the one I will respect.
Just you though, the boysmellers put fear in me.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:37:12 AM
No.535248091
>>535247894
See an optometrist, pochiebro
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:37:23 AM
No.535248108
i just woke up from a 20 day coma, I must be so far behind, what level are all you guys?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:37:24 AM
No.535248109
>>535247894
They deleted the old channel and made a new one.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:38:00 AM
No.535248163
ascencion epoch-gerneal has fallen, epoch epch is about to
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:38:02 AM
No.535248172
>>535247942
I didn't see it.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:38:20 AM
No.535248207
>fall for dutch's trap and check out CoA since Necromancer looks cool
>overworld completely dead, no one around
>wtf
>oh CoA has manastorm
They need to remove this
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:38:23 AM
No.535248213
>>535248453
>>535248473
Epoch Discord kinda poppin off again
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:38:27 AM
No.535248218
>>535247942
They deleted the old channel and made a new one.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:38:53 AM
No.535248259
>>535248023
name 1 single sign
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:39:07 AM
No.535248286
>>535248459
>>535248025
Get smelled, nerdyboy
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:39:45 AM
No.535248353
>>535248435
>>535248441
>Ross got demoted into a helper on Epoxy cord
lel
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:39:49 AM
No.535248365
i just need to wait 24 hours until 24 hours until 24 hours until 24 hours
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:40:38 AM
No.535248435
>>535248951
>>535248353
Nothing changed dumbass, community managers are now called helpers, thats all
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:40:41 AM
No.535248441
>>535248353
Kaytroon can regain my confidence if he gives Ross the role "Wet Nurse"
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:40:47 AM
No.535248453
>>535248213
why did you leave kapicord
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:40:48 AM
No.535248459
>>535248286
No!
Once they smell my FCUK they'll be all over me
BACK, BACK I SAY
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:40:58 AM
No.535248473
>>535248213
what does that mean, kobe bryant?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:42:16 AM
No.535248585
>>535248763
>>535248505
Ascension takeover
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:43:33 AM
No.535248706
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:43:47 AM
No.535248719
>>535248853
where pochie
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:43:58 AM
No.535248732
>>535248958
>Dutch is in the epoch discord
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:44:18 AM
No.535248763
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:45:21 AM
No.535248853
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:45:39 AM
No.535248874
>>535248505
where's imex?
The new structure of power. Dutch above devs (not saying it is a bad thing, just observing).
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:46:24 AM
No.535248951
>>535248435
Helpers can't mute/ban
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:46:29 AM
No.535248958
>>535248732
I've seen this episode!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:46:33 AM
No.535248963
I just wanna play
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:46:47 AM
No.535248985
see so soon
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:48:00 AM
No.535249087
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:48:00 AM
No.535249090
CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP CRANK IT UP
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:48:33 AM
No.535249142
>>535248921
They've managed discord, what about the server?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:48:51 AM
No.535249163
I just wanna watch things burn
Why did she change her profile pic?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:51:56 AM
No.535249437
>>535249523
>>535248921
They're "Helpers" because they need to help drain Dutch's hefty balls while he does more work then the rest of the Esissy team combined.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:52:45 AM
No.535249516
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:52:55 AM
No.535249523
>>535249437
they gotta take their menty breaks :(
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:53:10 AM
No.535249539
>>535249390
necromancer class confirmed
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:53:24 AM
No.535249565
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:53:34 AM
No.535249578
>>535249390
foreshadowing
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:55:23 AM
No.535249717
>>535249956
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:55:25 AM
No.535249719
>>535249840
name change of the server to Bronzebeard 2
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:56:29 AM
No.535249801
I have emergency vodka and a zero ultra.
SEND ME IN DUTCH.
I'M READY, my rod is big, my arms are STRONG, I'll put so much FUCKING STRESS on those slutty little fishing pondies
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:56:34 AM
No.535249807
>retroactive pregnant manning on all of the update posts
ok I laffed
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:56:39 AM
No.535249817
>>535253331
They're using the same setup as in Ascension Discord. The helper role can't do anything like mute/ban (for now unless Kaytotes says to allow them to do so) so power abusers like Altered and Wilbur are PISSED. Ross is taking it well though at least
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:57:00 AM
No.535249840
>>535249719
>they're merging Epochs content into Bronzebeard for a single server launch
you heard it here first.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:57:03 AM
No.535249846
We’re so back preggoboys
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:57:59 AM
No.535249945
>>535250167
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:58:05 AM
No.535249956
>>535249717
Oh hey one of my chars has that obnoxiously big turtle, no idea how I got it.
That cumfirms it, stress test tonight.
I'll head to the shower + sauna for first time in 3 weeks, you better not start without me
How can you hate this guy
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:59:12 AM
No.535250050
>>535249976
I'm imagining your smell sis...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:59:29 AM
No.535250080
>>535249976
it's already 2am in the civilised world retard. Stress test tomorrow
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:59:38 AM
No.535250089
>>535249976
stealth launch tonight
internal testing went better than ever
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:59:44 AM
No.535250096
>>535249997
I don't hate ross.
I don't even have discord, he brought the pregnant thing on himself, but now it's beloved, he should roll with it.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:59:55 AM
No.535250114
>>535250221
>>535250320
>>535249997
what happened? What’s the difference between „Helper“ and „Supporter“
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:59:55 AM
No.535250115
>>535250215
Should I go buy a Monster Zero Sugar Ultra Gold Pineapple?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:00:06 AM
No.535250129
>>535250216
>>535249976
My cock.
Your ass.
Do the math.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:00:24 AM
No.535250156
>>535249997
hes not a clown hes the whole circus
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:00:28 AM
No.535250167
>>535249945
>implying jannies aren't clowns
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:00:48 AM
No.535250198
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:01:01 AM
No.535250215
>>535250115
Thats my favourite taste anon!!!!!
Its so good.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:01:01 AM
No.535250216
>>535250370
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:01:05 AM
No.535250221
>>535250114
support implies youre giving someone money, help implies youre giving someone assistance
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:01:21 AM
No.535250254
>>535250472
It's all coming together.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:02:07 AM
No.535250320
>>535250114
"Support Team" are community managers.
Helpers have no powers.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:02:34 AM
No.535250370
>>535250216
I don't speak your neanderthalese.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:02:54 AM
No.535250395
>>535250491
DUTCH IS TYPING
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:03:19 AM
No.535250435
>>535249997
>"i'm actually not owned right now" the person
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:03:44 AM
No.535250472
>>535250254
>It's all coming together.
Fresharc ready to crie about it
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:03:57 AM
No.535250491
>>535250658
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:05:47 AM
No.535250658
>>535250716
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:06:10 AM
No.535250691
DVTCH-SAMA IS SPEAKING
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:06:27 AM
No.535250716
>>535250658
I SEE NOW THANKS ANON
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:06:57 AM
No.535250763
RVG PVLL IMMINENT
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:07:31 AM
No.535250823
>>535250886
Dutch is a male human warrior main. Explains everything.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:07:56 AM
No.535250859
you now remember project epoch
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:08:14 AM
No.535250886
>>535250823
and he uses (((modern))) models... he's been compromised.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:08:43 AM
No.535250932
>>535251381
Fellow Gurusisters, I'm afraid there's a 50% chance they won't even open a pvp server
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:10:10 AM
No.535251079
> you can no longer view comments on plebbits without registration
who are they going to sell this garbage to and increase metrics?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:10:23 AM
No.535251101
It's over
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:10:55 AM
No.535251153
It's beginning
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:11:18 AM
No.535251193
I love Tasty BBC
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:11:27 AM
No.535251214
>>535251321
I don't think they will do a stress test tonight.
I'm putting my ultra back in the fridge....it's...owareda
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:11:37 AM
No.535251230
>>535251484
>>535252118
What is Magic thinking right now?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:11:39 AM
No.535251235
boochiebros...i don't know if i can make it till fresh....*dies*
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:11:47 AM
No.535251250
>last week a couple of days from release
You think ascension is delaying it to launch on 17th to fuck with turtle, or did kaytotes just force one of his goons to lie?
I have no plans to play anymore but I hope you guys get to play soon
I think they will try to snipe a launch before turtle, either tonight or tomorrow
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:12:26 AM
No.535251310
>pochiebros its habbening!!
>go to sleep
>wake up
>nothing happened
>nothing is about to happen again til tomorrow where nothing will happen again
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:12:30 AM
No.535251321
>>535251491
>>535251214
Im stealing this niggertardo
But leaving one in return
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:12:30 AM
No.535251324
>>535249997
You are a faggot, Ross.
Nobody is laughing with you
Everyone is laughing at you.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:13:02 AM
No.535251381
>>535250932
If we're all forced onto PvEunuch server, the worst that will result in is being able to /spit and make fun of PvEunuchs with crossfaction chat.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:13:08 AM
No.535251391
>>535251259
they might delay it by a week to siphon hype from Shenna and her fat ass
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:13:08 AM
No.535251392
>>535249976
Back.
I see Dutch is typing so I didn't miss anything. good.
You may now launch the test.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:13:17 AM
No.535251414
>>535251751
Where Epoch? Anon said we would be playing 100% this weekend!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:13:20 AM
No.535251417
>>535251503
>>535251259
I wanna snipe Chromu's ass with my penis IYKWIM
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:14:10 AM
No.535251484
>>535251230
I hope he comes back
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:14:17 AM
No.535251491
>>535251321
How dare you steal my 1/1 vintage BOOMtoro
I'm alerting the cyber police
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:14:25 AM
No.535251503
>>535251617
>>535251715
>>535251417
no I don't really get it you'll have to elaborate
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:15:09 AM
No.535251589
>>535251648
LAUNCH CONFIRMED FOR SATURDAY BY THE BIG ROSS HIMSELF.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:15:29 AM
No.535251606
>>535251816
>>535251259
wtf... why don't you want to play anymore anon?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:15:38 AM
No.535251617
>>535251816
>>535251503
I wish to blast my baby batter up her butthole
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:15:51 AM
No.535251648
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:16:46 AM
No.535251715
>>535251849
>>535252423
>>535251503
>Having shit be between 2 discords
Fuck off with this shit. People already had to go to Ascensions for the fastest information. Just leave all of this in a single one and open up the ability to chat. The amount of jerking off over discord control for a fucking failed launch private server when everyone who still cares just wants to play is absurd.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:17:00 AM
No.535251727
pochie release friday
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:17:17 AM
No.535251749
bronzebeard looks kinda cool actually but I'd feel like an idiot starting it so close to epoch
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:17:17 AM
No.535251751
>>535251414
Pochie weekend
trvst the plvn
>>535251606
this isn't popular here so I'll hide this but all my friends gave up and we're playing turtle wow fresh instead the day after tomorrow
>>535251617
oh okay I agree with your sentiment thanks for explaining
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:18:01 AM
No.535251817
do i need to download the fuckign ascension client now?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:18:17 AM
No.535251849
>>535251715
Sorry wrong (You)
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:18:31 AM
No.535251871
>>535251816
can i play with you
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:19:07 AM
No.535251932
>>535251816
stinky friends, understandable, have nice day.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:19:16 AM
No.535251947
>>535252127
How do I cure my death grip?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:19:18 AM
No.535251951
>>535253132
>>535251816
thank god just remember you're not welcome back when you realize turdle will have less players than gummy
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:19:21 AM
No.535251958
>>535251815
Whyis he still doing this....
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:19:24 AM
No.535251964
>>535251815
moderators > devs according to ross
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:20:26 AM
No.535252070
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:20:28 AM
No.535252074
>>535251816
thats fair anon i'll miss you. i hope you have fun with your friends.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:20:58 AM
No.535252118
>>535251230
>have I made a mistake?
>am I making one continuous mistake?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:21:05 AM
No.535252127
>>535252254
>>535251947
Get an onahole and use that instead of your hand. Set it up with a vice/stand or between your matress and boxspring to practice hip thrusts.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:21:34 AM
No.535252168
>>535251815
Hes immediately agroing peopel and making false clims about when its up
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:22:20 AM
No.535252254
>>535252649
>>535252127
>onahole
which do you recommend?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:24:04 AM
No.535252379
>>535252445
SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
DUTCH IS ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:24:28 AM
No.535252423
>>535251715
Epoch devs saw a few people being sad about the discord on reddit(WHICH THEY ENTIRELY DONT CARE ABOUT BTW), so they opened up the Epoch discord for a more wholesome chat
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:24:29 AM
No.535252426
I'M GONNA SHIT
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:24:39 AM
No.535252445
>>535252761
>>535252379
retard-sama, dutch has been typing for ages
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:26:42 AM
No.535252628
>>535252696
THIS AINT WORKING NO MO' DUTCH
WE NEED A PLAN.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:26:59 AM
No.535252649
>>535252254
One that is longer than your dick and maybe one with a closed backend if you plan to put it in your mattress. An open one is fine if you use a vice to fuck while you stand like the boys on /gif/
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:27:04 AM
No.535252658
>It's officially past Dutch's bed time
ALL NIGHTER CUMFIRMED, DUTCH IS GOING TO CRUNCH ALL NIGHT TO GET US TO TEST SERVER JUST YOU WAIT
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:27:22 AM
No.535252696
>>535252628
24 hours Arthur have some god damn faith
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:27:39 AM
No.535252736
>>535252987
huge essay update incoming
tl;dr its worse than they thought lol
wont be up for a while maybe not even this month
calling it now
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:27:58 AM
No.535252761
>>535252445
Dutch thinks carefully about his words
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:28:18 AM
No.535252786
>>535252987
>>535251815
It's been two days and that Qatari retard already has Epoch half-ripped from their hands lmao. He'll be in full control by next week.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:28:34 AM
No.535252813
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:28:57 AM
No.535252842
How come we never went to Tel'Abim if their bananas are so famous?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:29:00 AM
No.535252847
No pochie....
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:29:22 AM
No.535252882
>>535251816
>spoiler
what if epoch launches first
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/15/2025, 2:29:33 AM
No.535252901
Pochie weekend!
Ambie sunday!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:29:45 AM
No.535252920
guru sisters...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:30:21 AM
No.535252970
POCHIES CONFIRMED FOR THIS SUMMER 2026
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:30:29 AM
No.535252987
>>535252786
>it's literally CoA 2.0
>>535252736
if it launches in a month it launches with p2w
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:30:37 AM
No.535252997
There will be immediate testing as soon as the realms are ready, I'm going to send a message and let people in to get an early start on issues.
No progress from this stress test will be saved, it will be fresh.
It is going to be a mess, and things are going to be fixed rapidly. Expect mega lag, crashes, and broken stuff.
There will be variations of weird things that will be done to STRESS the system.
You may only be able to log into 1 race, or everyone will be summoned to 1 area. Things to get as many people as possible in one area.
Results of the stress test will be posted frequently as things are discovered and fixed.
After that, we'll see if we need to coordinate a more focused stress test time to maximize population.
If the realms need more work, an additional stress test will be scheduled with potential intermittent testing depending on what problems are being solved.
If the realms are stable at sufficient population, then launch will be scheduled
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:31:40 AM
No.535253086
>>535253004
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND!
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/15/2025, 2:31:47 AM
No.535253101
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:31:51 AM
No.535253103
>>535253004
Ambershire won
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:31:58 AM
No.535253117
>>535253418
>Late tomorrow
It's over.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:32:02 AM
No.535253120
>>535253004
HAPPENING
POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:32:02 AM
No.535253121
So best case scenario.
Stress test tomorrow.
Launch Weekend.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:32:06 AM
No.535253132
>>535251951
ambershire discord channel is faster than both Epoch channels
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:32:10 AM
No.535253140
>LATE test
>the launch will be SCHEDULED
so saturday it is. see you guys then. i'm out
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:32:35 AM
No.535253184
Wipers..win
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:33:16 AM
No.535253252
>>535253004
crazy how all its taken to kick kaytotes into the dirt is a small list of bullet points
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:33:34 AM
No.535253279
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:33:50 AM
No.535253296
>>535253004
TENS
OF
THOUSANDS
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:34:00 AM
No.535253309
Do I have to log in with my Ascension username or the email
>>535253004
oof this shit sounds ROUGH
i dont expect epoch actual launch for another TWO weeks
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:34:14 AM
No.535253331
>>535254185
>>535249817
kill yourself retard
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:34:30 AM
No.535253357
>>535253004
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:34:33 AM
No.535253364
>>535253554
>>535253004
>it will be F R E S H
Hoooo mama
>Tomorrow
SONOFABIT-
>If the realms are stable at suffcient population, then launch will be scheduled
They're 100% aiming to snipe turtle, I was memeing but damn son.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:34:55 AM
No.535253398
>>535253004
WE'RE ALMOST THERE
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:35:07 AM
No.535253418
>>535253117
POCHIE WEEKEND of stress tests
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:35:09 AM
No.535253425
This is it
the home stretch.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:35:41 AM
No.535253464
>>535253326
its so fucking over gonna be forced to waste some time on amber
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:35:49 AM
No.535253482
>>535253745
WIPE CONFIRMED WIPE CONFIRMED EXPLOITERS BTFO BRAZILIANS BTFO TURDLE BTFO
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:35:56 AM
No.535253494
WE'RE GOING HOME POCHIEBROS
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:36:00 AM
No.535253502
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:36:04 AM
No.535253514
>>535253004
>may force everyone into one race
>may teleport everyone to one place
>things to stress the server
PLS PLS PLS MAKE EVERYONE A GNOME AND TELEPORT THEM TO THE GURUBASHI ARENA TO FIGHT EACHOTHERS
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:36:23 AM
No.535253534
Wouldn't it be funny if it launched on Sunday
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:36:35 AM
No.535253554
>>535253364
turtle tried to snipe epoch so it's only fair
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:36:49 AM
No.535253572
>>535253004
>Comfy fishing
>Get teleported into ironforge and beamed by c'thun
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:36:50 AM
No.535253575
>they wasted 3 days and a dev's grandma pruning just to end up wiping it all
Rossbros... not like this...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:37:47 AM
No.535253662
>>535253883
>>535253004
>wipe
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand DROPPED
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:38:38 AM
No.535253745
>>535253482
A devastating day for cheaters
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:38:42 AM
No.535253749
>>535253971
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:38:42 AM
No.535253750
AH HAHAHAHAHAH ROSS HAHAHHA SO LONG GAY BOWSER
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:38:54 AM
No.535253770
>>535254030
>wipe
Get fucked non wipe fags hahahaha
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:39:16 AM
No.535253801
>>535253649
Kaytotes will be the only Epoch member left by the end of next week lmao. It's so over.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:39:29 AM
No.535253819
>>535254030
EXPLOITERS BTFO
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:40:10 AM
No.535253883
>>535253662
learn to read retard
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:40:15 AM
No.535253887
If they are wiping it I can only assume the epoch devs REALLY fucked up.
Hope I get to keep my name, not that anyone wants it.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:40:29 AM
No.535253921
>>535254094
>>535254213
Dutch please summon everyone to the gates of Stormwind and spawn Lord Kazzak
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:40:53 AM
No.535253951
>>535253649
hes a fucking moron for speculating what days the game is playable when he has a "position" in the discord. These Ascension people seem like they know what they are doing
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:41:06 AM
No.535253971
>>535253749
I don't, you?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:41:24 AM
No.535253997
>all those speed hacked superspawn chests
>lost
no...
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:41:41 AM
No.535254030
>>535254237
>>535254265
>>535253770
>>535253819
Can anyone in this general actually read or were the posts about everyone being brown actually for real
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:42:18 AM
No.535254086
>>535253649
Does that mean he got removed or left? He was immediately being an asshole as soon as the chat came back up
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:42:22 AM
No.535254094
>>535253921
It's the wraith client.
They should spawn Arthas in the undercity
Or do the sindragosa world chase in the barrens, that's always fun
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:43:11 AM
No.535254164
>>535253649
>it's real
damn, dude just keeps taking Ls
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:43:21 AM
No.535254185
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/15/2025, 2:43:39 AM
No.535254213
>>535253921
Spawn rivendare underground for the fuck of it
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:43:53 AM
No.535254237
>>535254312
>>535254360
>>535254030
>no progress saved, it wil be fresh
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:43:58 AM
No.535254247
>>535254612
>>535253649
Bro immediately starting spouting misinfo as soon as it got unmuted
It's deserved
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:44:10 AM
No.535254265
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:44:18 AM
No.535254281
>>535254372
>>535254451
Ross got doxed, shamed, and laughed at just to end up abandoned... I feel bad for him, truly. Autism makes you do weird stuff but he has a good heart.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:44:37 AM
No.535254305
>>535254514
>>535253004
it sounds like its going to be a temporary stress server that will be wiped and not related to the main server
or am i misunderstanding?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:44:41 AM
No.535254312
>>535254345
>>535254367
>>535254237
>FROM THIS STRESS TEST
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:45:08 AM
No.535254345
>>535254421
>>535254312
You are brown
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:45:22 AM
No.535254360
>>535254237
As in the stress tests will be fresh.
Nothing about the launch, that might still be kept as it was.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:45:26 AM
No.535254367
>>535254421
>>535254312
>it wil be fresh
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:45:30 AM
No.535254372
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:46:12 AM
No.535254421
>>535254581
>>535254345
>>535254367
You people should get your own segregated nigger internet
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:46:29 AM
No.535254451
>>535254281
Ross is a literal chuddy autist simp. Another variety of the types of retards who become discord mods and have comical fates befall them for being idiots.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:47:19 AM
No.535254514
>>535254617
>>535254305
Could be, but they already rolled back to OG-release version of client
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:47:44 AM
No.535254545
Ross has made them switch the helper colour to yellow so people cannot get confused with staff. I hope they weren't mean to him in DMs ://
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:48:07 AM
No.535254581
>>535254747
>>535254421
Go be brown somewhere else
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:48:29 AM
No.535254612
>>535254247
It is crazy how every single epoch janny is ass
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:48:34 AM
No.535254615
>>535254705
you guys are basically the shittier portion of the vanilla wow community thank god this garbo server is your containment center
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:48:35 AM
No.535254617
>>535254514
And? Player characters are version independent and saved in their own database
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:48:48 AM
No.535254635
can't wait for redditors to blame low(er) pop on nu-epoch for racism on ascension's discord
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:49:02 AM
No.535254658
>YOU ARE BROWN
>NO YOU ARE BROWN
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:49:42 AM
No.535254705
>>535254615
Enjoy ambershire :)
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:50:03 AM
No.535254741
>>535254959
>ambershire one day away
its over epoch bros.................
turtle chads won again..................
its hard being an epoch cuck.............
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:50:06 AM
No.535254747
>>535254581
You literally can't even read
Post your hand with timestamp within the next 120 seconds or you''ll forever be known as brown online
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:51:05 AM
No.535254829
>>535253004
probably a week till launch id say
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:52:18 AM
No.535254945
>>535254997
>got banned months ago from epoch discord for trolling ross (i was apparently too early on the trend of harassing mods)
>make another account close to "launch date"
>dont type anything, just spectate chat
>just got banned again
what the fuck? i didnt even say anything there.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:52:29 AM
No.535254959
>>535254741
epoch doesn't need to be out before ambershire, dutch's word holds some weight so having set launch date will be enough to keep people off turdle
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:52:30 AM
No.535254961
>>535255042
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:52:52 AM
No.535254997
>>535254945
ip ban probably
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:53:15 AM
No.535255042
>>535255093
>>535254961
how much testing does 1 server that was ready to launch sneed?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:53:23 AM
No.535255051
Big drama tonight, amazing stuff, next episode "late tomorrow"
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:54:00 AM
No.535255093
>>535255042
I don't know doomer
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:54:18 AM
No.535255123
Altered, Wilbur, and Ross are getting what they deserve. There is justice in this world.
polfags deserve the noose, change my view (you can't)
going to play solo goblin warrior on kezan and interact with none of you fuckers
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:55:36 AM
No.535255214
Guess it's safe to sleep
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:56:05 AM
No.535255265
>>535255602
What time should i expect the stress test be in the only country that matters since we're going by eurocuck time zones?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:56:18 AM
No.535255283
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:56:23 AM
No.535255294
This person has no name or pfp
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:57:14 AM
No.535255362
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:57:21 AM
No.535255365
>>535255208
So you conceded bent the knee and banished yourself.
>Change my view
I think they already done that, enjoy
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/15/2025, 2:58:07 AM
No.535255436
>>535255208
but anon you can't be a gobbo on pochie :c
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:58:20 AM
No.535255460
Gurupochie Alliance Summer!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:58:36 AM
No.535255479
>>535255697
>>535256170
>disastrous 1st season in terms of storytelling, has its' moments and creates some memes for the community to reference
>2nd season is under a new director, much better pacing wise. Critic's praise it for fixing the issues the show had in the 1st season and managing to steer the show in the right direction, but the 1st season's underwhelming performance drove audience's away. Still, dedicated fans are impatient to see the highly anticipated season 2 finale.
didnt see this coming desu
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:00:00 AM
No.535255602
>>535255265
about 18 hours from now, not sure what that is in new bangladashi time.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:01:11 AM
No.535255697
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:01:19 AM
No.535255707
>>535255779
>>535259258
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:02:14 AM
No.535255779
>>535255707
nigga looks like one of the hd models lmfaooo
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:04:00 AM
No.535255924
>>535256019
>>535253004
LMAO Poopies really thought stress test tuesday, launch wednesday. Anyone with a brain knew it wasn't launching until next week or 2 weeks from now.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:04:57 AM
No.535256003
>>535253004
>What Epoch devs couldnt do in weeks Dutch and the gang did in a couple days.
ALSO DONT FORGET WIPE GANG RISE UP! GET FUCKED EXPLOITING FAGGOTS
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:05:09 AM
No.535256015
>>535256131
>>535256132
cannae believe im bouta play ANOTHER version of wow
ive been playing this shit since 2005
fuck MMOs man we haven't had anything decent in 20 year
bring back wildstar
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:05:10 AM
No.535256019
>>535255924
Enjoy Ambershire :)
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:05:31 AM
No.535256054
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:06:07 AM
No.535256121
>>535253004
>we will finally finally finally finally finally run another stress test...... maybe late tomorrow
>and then maybe probably some more will be scheduled
>and then maybe probably some more
>and then probably some more
>and some more
>and then launch might be Scheduled:tm:
this shit is literally never EVER coming out, see you chuds on ambershire sunday
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/15/2025, 3:06:12 AM
No.535256131
>>535256015
I miss the starscream robot people, especially their women.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:06:12 AM
No.535256132
>>535256015
Checkout 'Monsters and memories' and Adrullan.
Did he say when the stress test will start?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:06:38 AM
No.535256170
What if Epoch launched tonight, but you had to eat the Seal Ice Cream for it to happen
Would you do it?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:07:12 AM
No.535256224
>>535256153
"late tomorrow"
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:07:39 AM
No.535256264
>>535256153
no but it'll start as soon as they're ready
Ascension took everyone's colors... Enjoy your soulless server.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:08:47 AM
No.535256352
>>535256153
approximately two more weeks
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:08:56 AM
No.535256362
>>535256216
yes
fuck those spotted thieving scum
can't wait for winter to come so I can start camping their breathing holes again
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:09:08 AM
No.535256372
>>535251816
are u a trans
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:09:31 AM
No.535256407
What's the O/U of Epoch launching by Sunday?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:09:37 AM
No.535256418
>>535256327
Ross started spouting bullshit with the dev color so it being changed happened for a reason
The rest whatever I dont care
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:10:24 AM
No.535256489
>>535256327
Based Dutch, saves Epoch and brings equality.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:12:17 AM
No.535256647
>>535256327
what am I supposed to be seething about here?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:12:17 AM
No.535256648
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:12:50 AM
No.535256702
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:13:51 AM
No.535256794
>>535256216
why can't the US have things like this
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:14:06 AM
No.535256817
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:16:09 AM
No.535257008
>still 10K installs
I figured a buncha people would've missed the memo.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:17:12 AM
No.535257089
>>535257342
>>535257462
tick-tock
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:17:21 AM
No.535257101
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:17:55 AM
No.535257147
>>535256327
they didn't remove the colors they just fired ross because of his speculation
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:20:12 AM
No.535257342
>>535257397
>>535257089
Why would anyone play on ambershite when pochie is so close?
you guys know WoW 2 is coming out soon and all your pirate servers are gonna die, right?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:20:51 AM
No.535257397
>>535257342
wake up retard
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:20:57 AM
No.535257406
>>535253004
>Tens of thousands
I wonder how true this is, hard to believe so many people are still around, though I hope it's true
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:21:31 AM
No.535257462
>>535257089
I already played turtle and I hated it
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:22:25 AM
No.535257542
>>535257816
I.... actually trust the updates? What is this feeling? Is it hope, or insanity?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:24:22 AM
No.535257714
what will happen to my PC if I run the ascension launcher as administrator?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:24:53 AM
No.535257763
so this shit needs about 5 more tests. got it.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:25:18 AM
No.535257816
>>535258615
>>535257542
Ascension has been running stable, high quality servers for years, if Dutch says it's happening then it's happening
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:25:36 AM
No.535257841
>>535259176
>>535257391
>nu-blizzardslop
nobody is playing that lmao
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:25:53 AM
No.535257872
>>535259176
>>535257391
If it happens it's just going to be the same seasonal garbage like the current retail. Warcraft is dead, they should rename the game to mythic+ dungeon runners or some shit.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:26:43 AM
No.535257942
>>535258094
>back to testing
here we go again
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:27:50 AM
No.535258040
>>535258198
>>535259176
>>535257391
I'd sooner expect Guild Wars 3 to come out first.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:28:22 AM
No.535258094
>>535257942
That's good, and we know now there's an experienced team behind it.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:28:24 AM
No.535258097
>>535259176
>>535257391
You think I'm playing Vanilla WoW private servers because I like new games?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:28:57 AM
No.535258146
>>535259176
>>535257391
Blizzard already leaked 2 new expansions. Take your meds
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:29:28 AM
No.535258198
>>535258314
>>535258040
Will it play like the OG?
Absolutely not.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:29:40 AM
No.535258221
late tomorrow (Saturday at noon)
As much as I want to hope, I doubt theyre going to get this up before Turtle. What, are they going to announce that the launch is going to be a few hours an hour after the stress test? No way.
And we still have no confirmation about if theres going to be a level wipe, a name wipe, or anything.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:30:11 AM
No.535258265
>>535259176
>>535259176
>>535257391
>WoW 2
Flop among flops.
Nu Blizzard will fuck it up harder than the Epoch launch
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:30:15 AM
No.535258279
>>535259176
>>535257391
lol after sod?
l
m
a
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Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:30:41 AM
No.535258314
>>535258198
LMA-
>spoiler
Yeah....
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:30:51 AM
No.535258331
>>535258257
that shit takes no time at all
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:31:51 AM
No.535258429
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:31:56 AM
No.535258438
>>535258257
ascension devs will be lokced in the fucking basement and work 24/7
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:32:04 AM
No.535258450
>>535258614
>>535258257
>stress tests in 24 hours or less
>things go smoothly or get fixed quickly
>'Hey guys the tests were perfect we're launching on Saturday Noon'
It could happen
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:33:16 AM
No.535258560
>>535258828
I tried bronzebeard and i get like 200ms ping, there's no spell queue/latency tolerance and it feels like shit as a caster. FUCK yurop servers
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:33:44 AM
No.535258614
>>535258745
>>535258450
>>things go smoothly or get fixed quickly
You and I both know this isnt going to happen.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:33:45 AM
No.535258615
>>535259464
>>535257816
It is unbelievable how quickly this place went from shitting on Ascension and calling their servers slop to sucking them off and running damage control for them. I refuse to believe any of the people left here are actually Epoch fans. It literally has to be all Turtle and Ascension shills left here.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:33:48 AM
No.535258620
>>535258963
>all this hype and drama for deadmines and wailing caverns
kek
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:34:23 AM
No.535258678
>>535258257
Unless they find something that is catastrophically bad, I can see them fixing everything and launching the server within the 24 hours of the test being done.
I don't expect the launch to be bug-free entirely, but they will probably get everything else sorted while the servers are going rather than doing what Epoch did before.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:34:24 AM
No.535258680
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:35:04 AM
No.535258745
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:35:59 AM
No.535258828
>>535258560
good morning saar
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:36:25 AM
No.535258890
>>535258257
Timetables for launches of official games are purely from a business perspective and maximizing profit. There's nothing actually stopping a developer from instantly bringing a game up if they wanted to.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:37:12 AM
No.535258963
>>535258620
Don't worry, Ascension will be adding plenty of their own content.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:39:31 AM
No.535259176
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:40:18 AM
No.535259258
>>535255707
whitest epoch player
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:42:47 AM
No.535259464
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:47:03 AM
No.535259872
>>535257391
WoW 2 if he real
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:49:43 AM
No.535260113
>>535245798
>>535245879
>>535246392
>>535246874
Thanks for the replies kind anons, shaemang is looking good. I have two names in mind, one for a Druid and one for a Shaman, so I'll pick the one available. We're so back
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:53:23 AM
No.535260473
>>535258257
ambie will die in 2 weeks and that's the perfect moment to release pochie!!!