>I genuinely hope everyone on turtle has a great time on the new patch and server
I know I'm "supposed" to care but I like them rp boys, so good on em.
Except for those bastard devs that took away my big red pet, fuck those guys, fucking cunts.

I have emergency vodka and a zero ultra.
SEND ME IN DUTCH.
I'M READY, my rod is big, my arms are STRONG, I'll put so much FUCKING STRESS on those slutty little fishing pondies

Oh goodie they already moved on to the ECONOMY RUINED script.
I knew they would skip the too many players one, too obvious considering.

>I'm going to fish all stress test and skin endless duskbats
I'm testing the fish and leatherworking
very important

>>533829414
Same bro
Don't tell my wife or potential troon friends though.
They hate that I LOVE CUNNY