Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:27:47 PM
No.535098217
>>535101943
>>535112657
/epog/ - Project Epoch Private Server General
UPDATE SOON EDITION
troondle filth off the op!
prev
>>535074925
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:28:57 PM
No.535098327
This one
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:29:11 PM
No.535098346
now this is a thread
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:29:14 PM
No.535098351
this one
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:29:40 PM
No.535098395
>>535098570
>>535102314
P O C H I E !
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:30:03 PM
No.535098420
still cringe, but its just a bit less cringe than mpreg
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:30:22 PM
No.535098445
>>535098570
GURUPOCHIE
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:30:24 PM
No.535098447
>>535098570
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:30:42 PM
No.535098480
2 more hours until pochie wednesday
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:31:05 PM
No.535098518
>>535098570
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:31:40 PM
No.535098570
>>535098687
>>535098828
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:32:08 PM
No.535098615
Join my guild on Gurubashi Alliance!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:32:29 PM
No.535098646
keziggers getting uppity again
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:32:35 PM
No.535098654
>1 more minutes from time first update was posted yesterday
GET READY BROTHERS
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:32:47 PM
No.535098687
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:32:51 PM
No.535098702
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:32:55 PM
No.535098714
pvp servers are just full of horde niggers
>they try to gank you
>lose
>MOOOOOM THEY ARE BULLYING ME COME GANK THEM!!!! NYOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>level 15 zone is now full of level 60 horde corpse camping
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:33:24 PM
No.535098752
POCHIE POCHIE YAYY!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:33:49 PM
No.535098792
my skin is brown
my house is made of mud
i am the undead rogue
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:33:52 PM
No.535098798
I'm playing Gurubashi alliance as a human female protection paladin.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:33:59 PM
No.535098809
>AI slop autist vs :pregnant_man: redditor
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:34:09 PM
No.535098828
>>535098570
You mean gvrv, right?
W-what happens to these thread after servers go up?!?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:35:17 PM
No.535098947
Good luck to all Gurukeks but I will be playing on comfy Kezan
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Don't care.
whitemane laying on floor and her body is full of cockroaches and she likes it slopa
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/13/2025, 10:35:36 PM
No.535098984
Pochie!
Ambie!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:36:04 PM
No.535099035
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:36:18 PM
No.535099056
>PVERP
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:36:29 PM
No.535099080
I'm playing kezan female undead protection paladin (very original donut steal!)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:36:35 PM
No.535099095
Pochie soon! Yay yay
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:36:43 PM
No.535099114
>>535099330
I've been gone for roughly 6 hours. What has happened?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:37:05 PM
No.535099141
UPDATE SOON GET YOUR PENISES READY
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/13/2025, 10:37:08 PM
No.535099149
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:37:57 PM
No.535099227
i feel like the anime pochieposters are all a bunch of tards in an organized discord and thats based, keep it up
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:38:30 PM
No.535099287
>>535098928
We still have stress test and then launch so we still have few days to figure it out
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:38:30 PM
No.535099289
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:38:53 PM
No.535099330
>>535099114
I say this and look like this
Doing this on Gurubashi who's with me?!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:39:52 PM
No.535099435
>>535102949
>>535098928
I'm not sharing a thread with turdle freaks that's for sure
good god these threads have gone to shit over the past couple days.
it's literally just
>turdle shills
>ascension shills
>former epoch fans getting called turdle shills
>pochie poster
fuck man..
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:40:15 PM
No.535099480
>hating tmogs on pservers
>char is probably using store shit on retoilet before xhey bailed off
Hypocrisy at its finest.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:40:22 PM
No.535099494
>trannies tryna act like they're going guru
shan't be falling for it
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:40:23 PM
No.535099497
>>535098928
Threads will likely still go on if a tad bit slower since everyone will be playing.
I'm mostly going to post between breaks.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:40:44 PM
No.535099541
Why are all the highest rated arena teams on retail from PvE servers?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:40:48 PM
No.535099549
>>535099471
Whats wrong with pochie posters, they are harmless
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:41:21 PM
No.535099592
>PvEbabbys
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:41:27 PM
No.535099603
>>535099971
>>535099419
mc'ing ppl off cliffs will never not be funny
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:42:25 PM
No.535099691
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:42:37 PM
No.535099712
>>535099419
i don't think i've ever met a rogue with a weeb name that wasn't from south america
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:42:48 PM
No.535099725
>>535098979
Anon, no. Legion isn't considered trve WoW around these parts. Sally is alive and well, and her crotch isn't rotten and full of bugs. Sylvanas is absolutely infested however.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:43:16 PM
No.535099772
>>535099954
>epoch general on discord trying to spell nigger for the last 10 minutes
These guys are alright
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:43:28 PM
No.535099796
>>535108393
>>535099419
>mind control into DO A FLIP FAGGOT
feels even better than being cummed inside
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:43:32 PM
No.535099809
Pochie weekend is coming, I can feel it!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:43:46 PM
No.535099826
nobody touches whitemane expect me got it?
im a paladin since I was born and we are meant for each other unlike yall
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:44:32 PM
No.535099898
>>535099471
yes these threads are only good when something terrible happens so you just have to join the discord and they'll be sure to update you when the thread is good again
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:45:03 PM
No.535099954
>>535099772
That would be the funniest shit ever if I was 14
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:45:05 PM
No.535099959
>>535100601
*bang*
UPDATE
*clang*
FUCKING
*smach*
WHEN?!?
*bang*
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:45:15 PM
No.535099971
>>535100036
>>535100679
>>535099603
or off the boat/zeppelin, forcing them to wait for the next one
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:45:18 PM
No.535099976
>>535100720
DUTCH IS TYPING
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:45:21 PM
No.535099982
yall like looking at my wife huh?
whitemane triggering everyone eyes lol
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:45:31 PM
No.535100005
>>535099471
>former epoch fans
let's call them what they are okay? Tourists
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:45:52 PM
No.535100036
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:46:21 PM
No.535100526
Gurupochie yay yay
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:47:07 PM
No.535100601
>>535100659
HABBENING
>>535099959
now sister!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:47:43 PM
No.535100659
>>535100601
>it's real
HERE WE GO
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:47:57 PM
No.535100679
>>535099971
>priest player is an evil sadist
why is this always the case?
PvEunuchs will never know this joy....
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:48:22 PM
No.535100720
>>535099976
>"please don't spell nigger in general chat guys"
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:48:38 PM
No.535100746
>>535100901
SERVERS ARE UP!!!
>SERVERS ARE UP!!!
SERVERS. ARE. UP
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT SERVERS ARE UP!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:49:03 PM
No.535100796
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:49:11 PM
No.535100809
>>535100891
>>535100686
If this looks fun to you then stay in your kiddie containment zone
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:49:36 PM
No.535100849
>>535101007
>>535100686
>hordetrannies pretending to be humans having their ugly troll forms revealed
BASED
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:50:05 PM
No.535100891
>>535100809
>If this looks fun to you then stay in your kiddie containment zone
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:50:12 PM
No.535100901
>>535100746
>it's real
HOLY SHIT GOGOGOGOGOGO
I don't want to install ascension, I want epoch. I have to install their dogshit retoilet+ to play epoch?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:50:37 PM
No.535100940
>>535099471
thread turned into a typical general too quickly
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:51:06 PM
No.535100998
fuck off we're full.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:51:11 PM
No.535101007
>>535101063
>>535100849
Noggenfogger is the dumbest item in vanilla.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:51:21 PM
No.535101025
>>535100917
install the launcher and just wait.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:51:48 PM
No.535101063
>>535101007
you’re thinking deviate delights
noggenfogger is the based one that makes you a skellie
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:51:52 PM
No.535101072
>>535100917
Dutch said no
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:52:14 PM
No.535101106
>>535100917
No download launcher and start the installation then immediately stop it to get to the main page and on the bottom right there will be a drop down to select epoch when it's available
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:52:17 PM
No.535101113
>>535101416
>>535100686
>wow being horde is so fking metal!!!
>constantly uses noggenfogger for human form
lmaooooo
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:52:49 PM
No.535101167
>>535101257
Ascension has some cool custom stuff.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:53:37 PM
No.535101257
>>535101546
>>535101167
cool! I'm still playing pochie tho
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:54:47 PM
No.535101389
>>535101421
>>535101496
updates?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:55:03 PM
No.535101416
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:55:07 PM
No.535101421
>>535101389
dutch just announced launch in an hour
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:55:25 PM
No.535101456
Dutch if you aren't going to transfer my lvl 13 that will make me really angry... And you won't like it when I'm angry!..
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:55:45 PM
No.535101496
>>535101640
>>535101389
soon
he's just proofreading first
trvst the plvn
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:56:04 PM
No.535101537
>>535101649
discord epoch-general ...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:56:12 PM
No.535101546
>>535101257
I'm just looking for something to do while poochie is down.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:56:51 PM
No.535101616
>>535101680
>dutch announces that they can't bring over old characters
>sells name reservation access for 5 euro
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:57:07 PM
No.535101640
>>535101496
I only trust Wvall
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:57:12 PM
No.535101649
>>535101537
whole lotta racist chuds! this is very problematic
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:57:16 PM
No.535101660
>>535101853
Gvrufashy......
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:57:29 PM
No.535101680
>>535103257
>>535101616
based anyone with a name they feel they need to reserve is probably a loser
wipe chads won again
People in the Ascension general are a little too eager to be openly racist/chuddy/etc, whatever happened to hiding your powerlevel? I think everyone has gotten a bit too comfortable.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:58:27 PM
No.535101780
so in the meantime are we on elune or area 52?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:58:59 PM
No.535101836
I NEED TO RESERVE LEGOLAS GOD DAMN IT YOU BETTER TRANSFER CHARACTERS OR IM GOING TO TURTLE
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:59:01 PM
No.535101845
>>535101953
>>535101775
the zeitgeist has shifted
>>535101660
>[Spy] Player detected
>[Spy] Player detected
>[Spy] Player detected
>[Spy] Player detected
Do people really play like this?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:59:31 PM
No.535101905
you better not take thousandtusks because that's my name
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:59:46 PM
No.535101928
>>535101775
plot twist majority of them are browns
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:59:52 PM
No.535101943
>>535098217 (OP)
Tight lolis and dragons
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:59:56 PM
No.535101953
>>535101845
I don't like it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:00:30 PM
No.535102026
>>535101853
if you call pvp server "people".. "players" then yes
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:00:39 PM
No.535102039
>>535101775
they're all redditors
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:00:38 PM
No.535102040
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:01:18 PM
No.535102104
>>535102175
>>535102447
I’m still rolling on Kezan.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:01:40 PM
No.535102147
>>535101775
>goes from annoying wokies to annoying chuddies
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:01:47 PM
No.535102159
>>535102267
>>535103363
The retard council is also in standby... wonder if something big is coming
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:02:01 PM
No.535102175
>>535102326
>>535102104
>upside down Blizzard
lol, mind if I save this one?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:02:04 PM
No.535102181
>>535101853
Truly SOVLFVL, right?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:02:58 PM
No.535102267
>>535102159
They're doing internal testing today, stress test tomorrow then launch on Friday if it all goes well.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:03:14 PM
No.535102290
>>535118601
do you think kaytotes gave magic any of the money he got from dutch or do you think him and kes just spent it all on drones to bomb shenna for her 2 week long ddos attacks?
>>535098395
is it pronounced pocky or poachy?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:03:35 PM
No.535102326
>>535102489
>>535102175
only if you denounce the Talmud
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:03:39 PM
No.535102331
>>535101775
false flaggers to try to make the jannies lock everything down
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:04:22 PM
No.535102421
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:04:39 PM
No.535102447
>>535102104
That's to be expected, given that you're likely posting from a favela.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:04:44 PM
No.535102453
I am transgender and I will be playing GVRV Horde with my transgender sisters!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:05:00 PM
No.535102489
>>535102326
Does thinking that Palestine should be free count?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:05:18 PM
No.535102507
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:06:03 PM
No.535102601
We are all playing gurubashi alliance in
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:06:57 PM
No.535102712
>>535102785
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:07:43 PM
No.535102779
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:07:48 PM
No.535102785
>>535102712
You mean stres stest weekend
Release will be next weekend
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:07:51 PM
No.535102793
>>535098979
I'm having fun on whitemane. 5x, flying mounts, Cata talent trees. I'm casual garbage now, I don't want to grind 17 days /played just to get to 60 then wait until July 2026 for Naxx to open lol.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:08:52 PM
No.535102921
>>535102831
stealth launch
servers have been up for 10 minutes now, but everyone is waiting for him to press enter
genius move, got my lock to level 4
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:09:09 PM
No.535102948
first for kissing midna poster on the lips
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:09:09 PM
No.535102949
>>535099435
Tranny freaks from Unga tribe are A-OK, but tranny freaks from Bunga tribe are a bridge too far, got it
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:09:28 PM
No.535102979
>>535103015
Snagged an invite to BBC+, gonna see what this stupid shit is about
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:09:50 PM
No.535103015
>>535102979
my condolences
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:10:16 PM
No.535103067
WHERE IS IT DUTCH
WHERE IS THE UPDATE
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:10:19 PM
No.535103073
epoch lost, wpsg lost, classic anniversary is winning:
>true server longevity and stability all the way into wrath
>no custom meme server bullshit
>original class balance
>forced faction balance
>gdkp banned
>TBC in december
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:11:43 PM
No.535103209
>>535103112
>classic
>wrath
>TBC
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:12:10 PM
No.535103257
>>535101680
>wipe chads won again
So in the end the vote meant nothing and they're full wiping? Lmao. Fags.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:12:13 PM
No.535103264
>>535102831
probably was typing update but then got phone call and is now stuck says "aha" and "uhhuh" for next 15 minutes.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:12:19 PM
No.535103274
>pochie
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:12:30 PM
No.535103294
>>535103112
>paying for 2004 games
lol
>making turtle character
>customize a gnome
>remember they can't be priests
need me fookin 'poch
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:13:03 PM
No.535103353
>>535103112
>full of bots that won't get banned because they pay a sub
>no new content, just the same shit you've been playing for 20 years
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:13:03 PM
No.535103354
>>535103112
>Chinkbot infested shithole with ruined economy on every realm
>Paying monthly for the privilege
No thanks but you have fun with that.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:13:09 PM
No.535103363
>>535103585
>>535102159
Xius dude has good taste
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:14:42 PM
No.535103531
>>535103809
>>535103112
No Thank You I Will Be Sticking With Ascension Where I Am Free To Type Nigger In Global Chat Without Fear Of Reprisal
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:14:44 PM
No.535103532
>>535103112
>paying for chinglongloding chinky chang chong servers
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:15:09 PM
No.535103585
>>535103662
>>535103363
isn't that the tranny game
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:15:42 PM
No.535103656
>>535103947
>>535103297
Turtle has some extreme homosexual factors:
>run by furries and trannies
>alliance biased
>ret pallies OP
>Rogues garbage
>lacks race/class combos
>gave blood elves to alliance showing extreme alliance bias
>70% players alliance
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:15:46 PM
No.535103662
>>535103585
troon vegas as it is widely known, yes
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:15:53 PM
No.535103674
>>535103112
ni hao gweilo
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:15:59 PM
No.535103683
>>535103297
If gnomes had priests they wouldn't of been overrun by lepurs
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:16:06 PM
No.535103691
>>535103794
>>535103969
>the epoch team didn't join ascensioncord
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:16:11 PM
No.535103701
>>535103772
>double penetration tasty big black cock plus
Are they serious?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:16:24 PM
No.535103721
>>535103953
>>535103297
Show us the cutie you were making
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:16:52 PM
No.535103772
>>535103701
dutch is a little slut
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:16:57 PM
No.535103782
>>535103920
>>535103960
yeah man cool server
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:17:03 PM
No.535103794
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:17:12 PM
No.535103809
>>535103531
Is that true? Chat, is this true?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:17:19 PM
No.535103818
>>535103297
Gnomes shouldn't be priests epoch is dumb for that one.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:18:08 PM
No.535103920
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:18:08 PM
No.535103923
Why did Gamer District die again?
That server was literally HOME.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:18:17 PM
No.535103941
I'm leaving any group that had a gnome priest. Sorry, gnome priest is retarded and I'm not going to tank for a onehole pedophile.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:18:19 PM
No.535103947
>>535104365
>>535103656
You are brown.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:18:22 PM
No.535103953
>>535104293
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:18:26 PM
No.535103960
>>535104203
>>535103782
I thought Dutch said he was going to make it so you can't post gifs
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:18:32 PM
No.535103969
>>535103691
Ros did but he got cloned on so hard he may as well be dead.
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/13/2025, 11:19:44 PM
No.535104094
>>535110463
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:20:47 PM
No.535104203
>>535103953
What's the point in making an ugly character, especially as a healer?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:22:06 PM
No.535104365
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:22:31 PM
No.535104406
>>535106574
I'm going to make some coffee Dutch better not post before I get back
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:22:39 PM
No.535104419
>>535103112
>tbbc in december
I already quit play anni, you don't have to convince me to quit again
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:22:39 PM
No.535104421
>>535104293
not all healers are on HRT believe it or not
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:22:43 PM
No.535104425
>>535104293
im not looking for erotic roleplay lol
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:23:09 PM
No.535104487
>>535104541
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:23:16 PM
No.535104501
>>535104708
>BBC+ also lets you make an Undead Pally
Okay, this might be cool
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:23:40 PM
No.535104541
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:24:12 PM
No.535104592
>>535104973
>>535099471
What did you expect? We can't even play the game and just constantly asking questions about a server we only had a few hours to really play on gets annoying after a while. Only thing we can do is just shitpost or at least try one of the Ascension servers while we wait for it to eventually come out
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:24:43 PM
No.535104653
>>535104768
>>535104293
self-insertion
I don't look at my character's face you fucking sperg lmao
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:25:15 PM
No.535104708
>>535105142
>>535104501
It never made sense to begin with
>Oh forsaken priests using TWO different holy oriented spells
Cool!!!
>Paladin forsaken using holy oriented spells??
No no no no no!!?
>epoch is such a hot mess not even ascension professionals can fix it
See you in Ambershire
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:25:41 PM
No.535104753
EDGING CONTINUES
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:25:51 PM
No.535104768
>>535104653
>admit to being ugly
>call someone else a sperg
back to your protestant box
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:25:57 PM
No.535104779
>>535105067
Do not reply to redditfrog election tourists.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:26:26 PM
No.535104840
>>535105128
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:27:45 PM
No.535104973
>>535104592
This, we should all try out Ascension’s other awesome servers while we wait. Maybe check out the cash shop too? Would hurt to send a little dough their way for saving Epoch after all we’ve been through, right fellas?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:27:58 PM
No.535104994
>>535104742
>A FUCKING GINGER
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:28:41 PM
No.535105067
>>535104779
t. menheraredditor
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:29:14 PM
No.535105128
>>535104840
you will never play epoch
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:29:24 PM
No.535105142
>>535105374
>>535104708
I think it had to do with the scourge not being able to reanimate paladins
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:29:38 PM
No.535105158
>>535105197
>>535105521
chris metzen
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:30:05 PM
No.535105197
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:31:03 PM
No.535105301
Will Ferrell
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:31:41 PM
No.535105367
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:31:42 PM
No.535105370
kill Pochieposters, behead Pochieposters, roundhouse kick Pochieposters into the concrete, slam dunk a Pochieposters baby into the trash can, crucify filthy Pochieposters, defecate into Pochieposters food, launch Pochieposters into the sun, stir fry Pochieposters in a wok, toss Pochieposters into active volcanoes, urinate into Pochieposters's gas tank, Judo throw Pochieposters into a wood chipper, twist Pochieposters heads off, report Pochieposters to the IRS, karate chop Pochieposters in half, curb stomp pregnant Pochieposters, trap Pochieposters in quicksand, Crush Pochieposters in the trash compactor, liquify Pochieposters in a vat of acid, eat Pochieposters, dissect Pochieposters, exterminate Pochieposters in the gas chamber, stomp Pochieposters skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate Pochieposters in the oven, lobotomized Pochieposters, mandatory abortions for Pochieposters, grind Pochieposters fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown Pochieposters in fried chicken grease, vaporize Pochieposters with a raygun, kick old Pochieposters down the stairs, feed Pochieposters to alligators, slice Pochieposters with a katana
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:31:43 PM
No.535105374
>>535105471
>>535105142
That was never a thing, many of the scourge are former paladins
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:31:51 PM
No.535105390
>>535105461
You lost.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:32:33 PM
No.535105451
pochie
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:32:42 PM
No.535105461
>>535105390
no? I'm winning bigly
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:32:48 PM
No.535105471
>>535105606
>>535105696
>>535105374
Yeah but they become death knights instead
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:32:49 PM
No.535105474
I lost.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:33:04 PM
No.535105503
pochie any minute now
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:33:08 PM
No.535105504
>>535105629
why wouldn't you prepare the message in some text editor and copy paste into discord?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:33:13 PM
No.535105521
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:33:51 PM
No.535105591
Lmao servers still not online. Meanwhile I just registered new names for Ambershire today. See you all Sunday.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:34:03 PM
No.535105606
>>535105471
Zeliek? And ain't there some UD dude at Light's Hope who's a pala?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:34:17 PM
No.535105629
>>535105953
>>535105504
maybe he's posting in some hidden mod only channel?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:34:19 PM
No.535105635
>>535101775
so you mean "normal"?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:34:59 PM
No.535105696
>>535105471
Yeah? Risen undead DKs
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:35:10 PM
No.535105729
>>535106448
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:37:12 PM
No.535105953
>>535105629
you can sometimes see the little 'Dutch is typing...' popup from behind that jewish follow banner
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:39:00 PM
No.535106140
>>535106264
>>535108579
I don't get the metzen meme
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:39:29 PM
No.535106185
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:39:41 PM
No.535106206
Kes
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:40:00 PM
No.535106242
>>535106138
im rolling on kezan deca
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:40:04 PM
No.535106251
chris metzen
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:40:15 PM
No.535106264
>>535106343
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:40:20 PM
No.535106273
>>535106138
Gvrv ist das real game
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:41:04 PM
No.535106337
>>535106437
What the fuck is BBC+?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:41:10 PM
No.535106343
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:41:43 PM
No.535106396
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:41:54 PM
No.535106420
bbc is fun just exploring the world finding all the new items they created, but the server is a joke
literally spent a week making bug reports and 90% of the issues are closed and reported as fixed with nothing being fixed
this shits doodoo
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:41:57 PM
No.535106427
>>535106138
come pway on guwu with us >_<
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:42:02 PM
No.535106434
christopher metzenson
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:42:04 PM
No.535106437
>>535106337
bronzebeard classic+
an unfortunate name
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:42:05 PM
No.535106439
>>535115673
>>535115919
>patrolling your cotton plantation
>see this
wat do gamers?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:42:14 PM
No.535106448
>>535105729
tu es culo faggot maricon senor. EPOOP __DAY!!!
this thread is brown btw.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:42:17 PM
No.535106456
"chris metzen"
-Chris Metzen
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:42:34 PM
No.535106480
Kristoff Metzig
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:43:15 PM
No.535106546
>>535106703
any new updates from the asecnsion dicosrd?
????????????
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:43:19 PM
No.535106550
>>535115817
hi pochies <3
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:43:29 PM
No.535106568
>>535106650
are any burger timers going Guru Alliance? I dont see any burger time guru alliance guilds, but a ton of guru burger time horde guilds
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:43:31 PM
No.535106573
>>535106138
Well lets see, all the browns troons and avatar fags are playing on guru and making a guild.
And I already know how that goes, so looks like I have no choice.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:43:32 PM
No.535106574
>>535104406
OK I'm back, you may post now
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:43:36 PM
No.535106585
take your metzenposting back to /wowg/
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:44:26 PM
No.535106650
>>535106742
>>535106568
Try posting again, this time in English
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:44:55 PM
No.535106703
>>535106546
sshhhh Dutch it typing and needs time to think
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:45:03 PM
No.535106714
>>535107005
>>535106138
i wish guru would be viable.
but then you're dealing with sweatlords that play on private servers to begin with. probably only fun if you play grouped with friends, otherwise it seems a masochistic endeavour. still might make a character later on guru tho
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:45:16 PM
No.535106729
>>535106138
I actively shill to play on guru, and as you can see I have already managed to dump most of the tranime on this brown garbage dump
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:45:22 PM
No.535106742
>>535106650
Me no english
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:45:31 PM
No.535106759
LOK'TAR
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:47:13 PM
No.535106914
>Champion please... I need you to take up Doomhammer... and fuck my wife while you're at it
What did Metzen mean by this?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:47:43 PM
No.535106975
>>535107078
>>535107332
>>535106138
We're all playing gurubashi alliance
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:47:57 PM
No.535107005
>>535107195
>>535107747
>>535106714
you guys massively overestimate the skill of the average player especially on a normgroid server like this
for every gigasweatlord godgamer on guru there is going to be hundreds of keyboard turning clicker gamerdads and clueless fomo chasing zoomers
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:48:21 PM
No.535107036
Chrisman Metzenstein
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:48:23 PM
No.535107043
>>535100686
PVP in fucking Doom better than this.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:48:41 PM
No.535107078
>>535107198
>>535107217
>>535106975
wheres her bulge...?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:49:44 PM
No.535107171
>>535107325
Epoch feels designed for one server. They should do away with the kezan/gurubashi divide now that we have a functional server.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:49:57 PM
No.535107195
>>535107508
>>535107005
but all the sweats will be on Horde, so it will be uber imbalanced.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:49:57 PM
No.535107198
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:50:11 PM
No.535107217
>>535107078
I haven't had the chance to impregnate her yet
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:50:38 PM
No.535107260
>kezan
trying to fix the OP, thoughts?
https://pastebin.com/Vt5jZL1M
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:51:15 PM
No.535107325
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:51:20 PM
No.535107332
>>535106975
you just KNOW
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:51:49 PM
No.535107383
>>535107459
DUTCH IS TYPING
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:52:00 PM
No.535107406
>>535107478
just wanted to drop by and say that i will be playing on kezan because pvp is for brown people. and yes i am trans, not sure if thats relevant but i felt like mentioning it. and yes racism is abhorrent and has no place in a tolerant open society. so when i say pvp players are brown, i do not mean this in a prejudiced way that downplays the seriousness of white supremacy which is the greatest threat to our republic. thank you for your attention to this matter
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:52:16 PM
No.535107424
Epoch does feel designed as one server thoughbeit
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:52:21 PM
No.535107437
>>535107576
>>535107261
put
as the /epog/ guild on GVRV and it's perfect.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:52:35 PM
No.535107459
>>535107383
that nigga has been typing for like an hour now
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:52:44 PM
No.535107478
>>535107406
Literally same to all of this, but Gurubashi.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:53:06 PM
No.535107508
>>535107195
All of the aforementioned retards who think racials = free wins will be on Horde too.
I’m just saying this narrative that pvp servers are exclusively populated by poopsocking hardcore NEETs is pure fantasy.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:53:07 PM
No.535107509
>>535107681
>>535107807
>>535107261
i would add a link to the ascension website seeing as that's where you need to register your account and shit now
also good luck beating the AI slop retard who seems to literally spend 24 hours a day making sure he makes threads before anyone else because god forbid we not be subjected to his low effort slop
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:53:07 PM
No.535107513
where update
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:53:23 PM
No.535107541
>The psyop has reached self sustaining levels
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:53:45 PM
No.535107576
>>535107764
>>535107261
>>535107437
- Gurubashi alliance
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:54:01 PM
No.535107596
Any female gnome priestess for my chad tank warrior troll cock? Kezan btw
>muh zoomers
Zoomzooms don't play 20 years old MMOs, let alone 20 years old MMO private servers, it's all tired third-world middle-aged manchildren nostalgiafags
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:54:18 PM
No.535107624
will be the Gurubashi Alliance guild.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:54:55 PM
No.535107681
>>535107509
>also good luck beating the AI slop retard
actually seething
uh oh melty
guru guild's going in the OP btw
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:55:07 PM
No.535107702
>>535107261
List gurubashi guilds before kezan ones, most of us are there anyway
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:55:29 PM
No.535107747
>>535107824
>>535107005
unfortunately these retards always roam around in groups
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:55:41 PM
No.535107764
>>535107576
how about?
what's the character limit for guild names?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:55:49 PM
No.535107779
>>535107909
>>535107616
I'm generation Z(28 years old) and I played wotlk and cata retail.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:56:11 PM
No.535107807
>>535107509
I haven't personally made a single thread
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:56:20 PM
No.535107824
>>535107747
that’s how you win at wpvp
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:57:11 PM
No.535107909
>>535107779
yeah but you're a loser
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:57:32 PM
No.535107934
>>535107616
are you retarded or something? half of the epoop devs can't even drink yet (in civilized countries).
also, nothing wrong with old games. it was, in fact, better back in my day.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:58:33 PM
No.535108023
>>535107616
I'm 22. I play Worlo Warcra.
Though I only do so because my dad played when I was 4 years old and I liked to run around Northshire and attack the bandits on his level 30 something alt (he wouldnt let me log into his main, for good reason, I deleted random items from his alts bags sometimes because i was a retarded kid)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:58:42 PM
No.535108040
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:59:48 PM
No.535108142
>>535107616
so you were playing wrath when you were 10 years old? based!!!!
have you ever touched a girl before though? what about a man?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:00:59 AM
No.535108268
CAPACITY UP TO 8 REALMS
VGH....world pvp..........
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:01:21 AM
No.535108302
>>535109073
>>535108074
>Managed to make the server more playable in a few days than what Utmetrs managed
How the fuck
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:01:27 AM
No.535108309
>>535108742
What did he mean by 8 realms?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:01:37 AM
No.535108324
>>535108441
>>535108074
>fix up core exploits and dupes
we told you wiping was the way to go. so many spics with duped items its unreal
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:01:44 AM
No.535108330
>>535108074
Who the fuck is don data?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:01:53 AM
No.535108352
GVRVFASHY can't come soon enough...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:02:11 AM
No.535108393
>>535099796
how would you know
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:02:37 AM
No.535108437
>>535112416
>>535108074
>They still had core exploits and dupes
OOOOF
Imagine those ascension guys looking at what they had and just fucking clowning out.
>ALMOST DONE
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:02:39 AM
No.535108441
>>535108324
NOOOO IT DIDNT HAPPEN!!! RESTORE CHARACTERS!!!!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:03:09 AM
No.535108476
>>535108614
>>535108664
>>535108274
>Druid trying to solo gank a Pally
Huh?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:03:52 AM
No.535108553
>>535108739
I want epoch...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:04:02 AM
No.535108565
>>535109007
>>535112416
>>535108074
jesus christ epoch would've been a complete shitshow
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:04:08 AM
No.535108579
>>535106140
You are just pathetic
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:04:11 AM
No.535108581
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:04:17 AM
No.535108592
>>535108538
>old core
retard-kun...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:04:26 AM
No.535108614
>>535108803
>>535108476
It's a paladin.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:04:40 AM
No.535108637
>>535108717
>>535108759
So when is test?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:04:50 AM
No.535108664
>>535108803
>>535108476
? They're both paladins?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:05:01 AM
No.535108689
>>535110697
>>535108538
epoch github is deprecated basically
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:05:04 AM
No.535108693
I feel like I'm being edged again...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:05:09 AM
No.535108702
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:05:18 AM
No.535108717
>>535108753
>>535108637
>he didn't get the invitation
oh no no no...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:05:39 AM
No.535108739
>>535108553
Just take a deep breath and relax.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:05:42 AM
No.535108742
>>535108309
it's open registrations so all those people interested who got locked out can now play. they will spin up new realms if the population is so crazy they can't fit everyone on Kezan and Guru. and they're getting those servers ready TODAY so that on relaunch they can just switch them on as needed.
>>535108717
nigga what invitation
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:05:48 AM
No.535108759
>>535108942
>>535108637
>Authentication rewrites for compatibility with Ascension servers is almost done.
when that step completes I'd assume
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:06:10 AM
No.535108803
>>535108614
>>535108664
Oh holy shit lmao the video was so crusty I thought the mount was a Druid Flight Form, I wasn't even paying attention to the HoJ thing.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:06:49 AM
No.535108868
>>535108971
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:07:02 AM
No.535108882
>>535108074
is it actually up yet?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:07:05 AM
No.535108892
>>535110060
>>535108538
Are you retarded?
What do you think they are doing, why do you think they are moving all this stuff and doing extensive logging
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:07:37 AM
No.535108935
>>535108753
>He didn't get the invitation in his email
Oh no no no no
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:07:41 AM
No.535108942
>>535109224
>>535108759
I wonder if that means today or not.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:07:57 AM
No.535108971
>>535109409
>>535108868
DON'T BAIT ME NOW BRO
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:08:24 AM
No.535109007
>>535108565
thats why anyone that thinks the sale to ascension was a bad move is a retard
It was either the server dies in a week because of hundreds of major issues cropping up, or they hand it over to someone who can actually help.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:09:02 AM
No.535109073
>>535108302
It's strange what a team with money and power can do that a single person working for free can can't do. Almond churning food for thought for sure.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:09:28 AM
No.535109120
>>535109324
ASK DUTCH QUESTIONS NOW
How are humans and dwarfs similar enough to both be paladins but dissimilar enough that humans can't be shamans?
I want to play a human shaman.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:10:27 AM
No.535109208
I asked dutch if he prefers his whitemane porn with or without the futa cock
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:10:33 AM
No.535109218
>>535109569
>>535108753
An invite to bronzebeard retail sloppa
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:10:35 AM
No.535109224
>>535108942
dunno, go ask the codemonkeys.
me?
I would assume it's either late tonight or early tomorrow they complete their work, and test some time tomorrow after X hours notice.
tldr: POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:11:22 AM
No.535109304
>>535109196
Dwarfs use runes.
Dwarfs live in the fucking mountain.
Humans don't use runes.
Humans don't live in the fucking mountain.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:11:31 AM
No.535109317
someone ask him about the 5-7k population cap
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:11:33 AM
No.535109324
>>535109120
Ask if the previous realm names (Kezan/Gurubashi) will be kept and if the names/types of the new planned realms have been decided yet.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:11:38 AM
No.535109331
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:12:04 AM
No.535109364
test tonight is wishful thinking. probably friday
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:12:11 AM
No.535109373
dutch posted an mpreg gif
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:12:12 AM
No.535109374
ermmm dutch I know you're new here but we voted no. wipe. im getting really annoyed you will not acknowledge that mr dutch. no. wipe. last time im going to say this.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:12:14 AM
No.535109384
let me play
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:12:29 AM
No.535109409
>>535108971
Yo I got the link actually lets gooo
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:12:58 AM
No.535109451
>>535109583
test thursday
either wrap up or emergency crunch friday
either second test or launch on saturday
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:13:05 AM
No.535109469
>>535109771
>>535109196
dwarves have a closer relationship to the elements than humans do who have historically always been involved in the Light or various forms of druidism
also human druids should be a thing
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:13:16 AM
No.535109492
I'm in a server with Narue and found out we have multiple Discord friends in common..... but none of them introduced me to Narue this entire time...... are they even my friends anymore....??????
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:13:27 AM
No.535109512
>Ascension devs when they saw the vibe coding
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:14:00 AM
No.535109569
>>535109218
I clicked on of them on the discord so ez pz
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:14:11 AM
No.535109583
>>535109649
>>535109451
>launching on a weekend
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:14:13 AM
No.535109584
Narue...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:14:21 AM
No.535109598
>>535109923
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:14:23 AM
No.535109605
>>535109691
>>535109985
Wonder what Dutch is thinking when looking at the chat...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:14:51 AM
No.535109649
>>535109583
they're going to beat ENBYshire at all costs
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:15:12 AM
No.535109691
>>535109767
>>535109605
He thinks the mpreg shit is funny
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:15:54 AM
No.535109767
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:15:55 AM
No.535109769
>less than 200 thumbs up
are we dead
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:15:56 AM
No.535109771
>>535110967
>>535109469
what human druidism?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:16:17 AM
No.535109810
>>535110357
>>535110647
>>535109196
Humans overwhelmingly worship the light and the weird religious/spiritual aspects of shamanism are absolutely haram.
Dwarves swing either which way as they don’t have a singular institutionalized religion.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:16:30 AM
No.535109838
>>535112416
>>535108074
Jesus christ every passing day I'm more relieved they actually got other people working on the servers
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:17:15 AM
No.535109923
>>535110023
>>535109598
All the tourists are already gone why even bother, server launch will have around 4k-10k players which is great for people who have been waiting this server for years like me
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:17:16 AM
No.535109924
>>535110130
Are the anti ascension faggots still with us? Just how fucked up do you think the servers would have even been on launch if they didn't make this move? Constant crashing, exploits up the ass, duping. and you fucking know they do not have the proper logs to detect it all, just look how poorly they lied and then handled the pruning. Dutch saved Kaytotes from one of the most embarrassing server launches ever.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:17:55 AM
No.535109985
>>535109605
He knows there is no point trying to control it until launch.
Let everyone shitpost and have their fun, its not like there is anything to discuss on a unrealeased server after so long
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:18:10 AM
No.535110023
>>535118243
>>535109923
servers are fucking cheap, better to have backups and not need them
anyone that tells you server costs are too expensive is a fucking jew
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:18:29 AM
No.535110058
>>535108074
This is amateur work. Turtle would have been better.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:18:30 AM
No.535110060
>>535108892
no, i am not retarded. server issues have nothing to do with "scripting" issues. are you retarded?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:19:08 AM
No.535110130
>>535109924
Just wipe it at re-launch, imagine how many venezuelan gangs have like 3242 bags full of duped items like stacks of tin and peacebloom ready to flood the ah and destroy the economy by selling each stack for 2 gold
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:19:30 AM
No.535110169
>>535108074
>base don data
>Don Data
MAFIA CUMFIRMED.
What kind of porn does dutch look at
https://files.catbox.moe/jesgku.png
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:21:08 AM
No.535110320
>>535110235
Hyperpreg Gnomes.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:21:31 AM
No.535110357
>>535110438
>>535110534
>>535109810
.....but humans can be warlocks.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:21:32 AM
No.535110359
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:21:39 AM
No.535110367
>>535108074
>Epoch was completely doomed before Ascension swooped in
It was always kinda obvious but seeing it pointed out so plainly is funny.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:21:49 AM
No.535110382
>>535110235
60 meter long cock futa gnomes
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:21:56 AM
No.535110387
>>535110235
mainly nelf femboys
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:22:13 AM
No.535110419
>>535110536
>daily posts again
>no ETA
>no new informations
>only 200 thumbs up
Yeah. I need a new MMO.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:22:24 AM
No.535110438
>>535110560
>>535110357
That's because in lore all warlocks are former shamans, lorelet-kun
Is it just me or is ascension.gg slow as fuck and barely working?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:22:44 AM
No.535110463
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:22:54 AM
No.535110481
>>535111648
ai slop guy can you make some fat chicks
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:23:16 AM
No.535110534
>>535110357
Human warlocks are just power hungry mages who turned to fel magic to get their fix. That doesn’t come with any of the religious baggage ancestor spirit and elemental worship does.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:23:17 AM
No.535110536
>>535110615
>>535110419
>the core was in a worse state than we thought
Epoch was never going to launch without Ascension.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:23:33 AM
No.535110554
>>535110780
Yup staying on turtle, a server ran graciously by Admins who actually care. this is absolute proof this server is f*cked and will probably crash the moment a player touches any content these incompetent hacks have put into the game!
If you're looking for a real classic + experience on a stable server I highly recommend TrutleWoW
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:23:34 AM
No.535110560
>>535110438
So humans can be former shamans......but not shamans?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:24:06 AM
No.535110615
>>535110764
>>535110536
I'm aware, I'm not saying this was a bad outcome. I'm saying I'm losing interest and so is everyone else.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:24:08 AM
No.535110618
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:24:13 AM
No.535110628
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:24:22 AM
No.535110647
>>535109810
Easy way to get around that would be to invent some fluff about Southern Humans, Stormwind was founded by humans from Stromgarde some time after Arathor united the tribes up there to war against the Amani.
Human Shaman get locked to negro skintone for lore reasons.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:24:46 AM
No.535110697
>>535108689
yes, i see that no one is using it, but the bugs didn't go away. switching the back end does not make the front end bugs magically go away.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:24:59 AM
No.535110723
>>535110869
Did Epoch launch yet, I want to get raped by a troon with a bigger dick than me already
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:25:00 AM
No.535110726
>>535110460
most likely just flooded with people trying to make accounts for pochie.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:25:03 AM
No.535110731
>>535110460
just you but it happened to me yesterday
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:25:22 AM
No.535110764
>>535110615
I'm still excited to play eventually, but I understand the sentiment.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:25:29 AM
No.535110780
>>535110864
>>535110554
Enjoy your shit ass server made by shenna lol
>Reserve cool name at launch
>Lose it because 7 realms die and you rolled on the wrong one
You guys have fun with this shitshow. I’m out
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:26:17 AM
No.535110864
>>535111083
>>535110780
bahaha you're a fucking noob kid. Sorry you couldn't hang
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:26:17 AM
No.535110868
>ETA 2 days for stress test
Looks like a pochie weekend or a pochie monday
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:26:17 AM
No.535110869
>>535110723
No, it's currently being upgraded with a p2w shop and a working server+client. Check back next week.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:26:18 AM
No.535110873
>asc devs opening up epoch's codebase
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:26:24 AM
No.535110883
GOAL IS TO STRESS TEST WITHIN 2 DAYS
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:26:59 AM
No.535110931
HABBENING
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:27:00 AM
No.535110937
>>535110789
Nigga they will prob merge them when they die retard
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:27:11 AM
No.535110951
>>535110789
Sorry you lack creativity.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:27:13 AM
No.535110957
theres a lot of crap on turtle if youre a nooticer
custom content missing infrastructure and proper writing
you are wrong level to get xp from this map discovery, oh my bad stalin
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:27:16 AM
No.535110967
>>535111520
>>535109771
it's not the same as Nelf/Taurens but Gilneans and Kul'Tirans have dabbled in their own version of it, it's probably more comparable to European paganism than anything else. i guess it depends on how much you take stuff from future xpacs although i believe the RPG had a lot of flavor for Gilneas in the same vein.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:27:20 AM
No.535110976
>epoch discord members fell below 63k
ummn gulp!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:28:31 AM
No.535111083
>>535110864
Whatever you say slav(e) lol
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:28:36 AM
No.535111090
>>535111486
>The expectation is they will be capable of holding more than 10k+ online, but there are a lot of unknowns here considering Epoch uses a typescript framework that has never been used at scale. I will have a better gauge of this after the first stress test.
>Epoch uses a typescript framework that has never been used at scale.
oh no pochiebros we're doomed
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:28:39 AM
No.535111095
>>535111262
>10k
YOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:28:45 AM
No.535111107
>>535110789
are you retarded or something? i don't even know what you could be talking about but i presume shilling against turtle fresh on the account of the stupidity
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:28:53 AM
No.535111119
>>535110789
>Performative socialmaxxing faggot filtered
This is a good thing
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:29:11 AM
No.535111149
>>535111332
>>535111418
STRESS TEST WITHING NEXT 2 (two) DAYS
>STRESS TEST WITHING NEXT 2 (two) DAYS
STRESS TEST WITHING NEXT 2 (two) DAYS
>STRESS TEST WITHING NEXT 2 (two) DAYS
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:29:32 AM
No.535111185
>>535111281
it really is gonna be nostalrius all over again
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:29:47 AM
No.535111220
>stress test could be as early as tonight if authentication finishes up
>weekend launch is real
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:30:16 AM
No.535111262
>>535111095
what does this mean? are you also retarded?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:30:21 AM
No.535111273
>just two more weeks
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:30:27 AM
No.535111281
>>535111185
It's definitely gonna be incredibly overpopulated
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:30:42 AM
No.535111306
>>535111416
No-shoe griggas are going get a raping that they won't forget on Guru.
We're going to make Nanjing look like a fucking joke.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:31:00 AM
No.535111332
>>535111149
ambershire sunday it is then.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:31:09 AM
No.535111338
It's obvious that whatever work Epoch team put into the server technically is so garbage tier that Dutch is growing wary. They should just scrap it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:31:33 AM
No.535111393
POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND IS REAL
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/14/2025, 12:31:33 AM
No.535111394
Hell yeah, Pochie!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:31:46 AM
No.535111416
>>535111306
>we
I am playing on Kezan.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:31:47 AM
No.535111418
>>535111149
cool, what about this though?
>>535108538
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:31:48 AM
No.535111421
>>535112159
>competing for gathering nodes with 10k+ people on the server
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:32:15 AM
No.535111465
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:32:19 AM
No.535111473
>>535111776
>typescript framework
What does that even mean?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:32:25 AM
No.535111486
>>535111090
yeah but ascension has business level infrastructure for testing and debugging so it won't be these 5 chucklefuck retards stumbling around in the dark trying to figure out why they can't fit 60k people on 2 servers.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:32:39 AM
No.535111506
>>535111739
if there are 8 different gvrv, which will we join?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:32:39 AM
No.535111508
megaserver... le bad!!!!!!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:32:45 AM
No.535111520
>>535111835
>>535110967
i dont take future xpacs so theres no human druidism
worgen druidism lore is very retarded either way
>deep connection with nature and wild gods
>get it from a scratch on your arm
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:33:13 AM
No.535111560
>>535108074
>8 realms
>fixed dupes
>Almost up and running.
Holy FUCK! Dutch GOD! Epoch devs were so fucking TERRIBLE! My tune may change when the shop changes later but jesus christ thank god for the Acension devs. Giga based.
can you fags stop pretending like you're playing on gurubashi
>>535110481
is this a fat enough elf
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:33:57 AM
No.535111650
>>535103112
You're paying monthly so Rasheed's gold selling business looks crowded.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:34:10 AM
No.535111675
>>535111586
im playing on gurubashi tho
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:34:34 AM
No.535111721
>>535112090
Kaytotes scammed Dutch into buying this shit and now they have to recode the entire server from the ground up, how do you work on a server for 4 years and its so fucked up a team of actual devs are having issues fixing your slop.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:34:39 AM
No.535111734
>>535111648
yep... me likey... me likey a lot...
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/14/2025, 12:34:41 AM
No.535111739
>>535111506
The first and or most bigly one!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:35:10 AM
No.535111776
>>535111473
something about auth.s I'd assume.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:35:13 AM
No.535111781
>>535111851
>>535111586
WE ARE ALL ROLLING ON GURUBASHI HORDE OR ALLIANCE IT DOESN'T MATTER JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM KEZAN
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:35:25 AM
No.535111803
>>535111997
>10k+ online
but i dont wanna..
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:35:44 AM
No.535111835
>>535112708
>>535111520
no gileans had a rich history of this stuff, it's just worgen changes and contact with night elves is what make them function like the ingame druids vs the more shadowy pagan form of druidism they practice
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:35:49 AM
No.535111851
>>535111781
>horde
Hell no
GURULLIANCE
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:35:53 AM
No.535111859
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:36:05 AM
No.535111883
>>535111648
Perfect sized fatness, more slop please.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:36:08 AM
No.535111887
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:36:09 AM
No.535111892
>>535112334
Is sloppa king anon back yet? Whitemane getting gangbanged by shotas is LONNGG overdue
>10k people in realms
Well, good luck getting nodes for anything with that pop. Not looking forward to the high tier resources being just camped.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:36:34 AM
No.535111943
GVRVFVSHY VLLIVNCE
BE THERE OR BE SQUVRE
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:36:37 AM
No.535111947
>>535112203
>>535112312
we're all gurubashi haha stay away from kezan lol
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:36:42 AM
No.535111959
>>535111908
thats why im going tailor / enchant on my first character
thanks for the free money
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:37:03 AM
No.535111997
>>535111803
you wanna wait 3 hours in a queue?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:37:40 AM
No.535112061
>>535111908
you're not gonna die from playing unoptimally anon
you don't need every profession maxed out week 1
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:37:52 AM
No.535112089
>>535112698
>>535111648
make Tess Greymane be the poster for chubby humans, don't corrupt shota lover Whitemane with that.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:37:52 AM
No.535112090
>>535111721
chances are they fucked it up when they were pushing changes in desperation to get the servers up and running during those 2 weeks.
If they had sold before launch the fixjob would likely been much faster.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:38:07 AM
No.535112117
>>535108074
Like I said before, ascension literally saved poggies.
The original team simply couldn’t handle it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:38:08 AM
No.535112120
Meh project is over. Epoch has already lost over half of its player base to turtlewows new fresh "Ambershire" and many more will continue leaving at a rapid rate now that the truth is out.
Ambershire is everything Epoch promised to be, but instead actually delivered.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:38:27 AM
No.535112159
>>535111421
That's why you roll on Gurubashi.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:38:43 AM
No.535112185
>>535112278
vigorously fingering myself
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:38:49 AM
No.535112195
>>535111908
tailoringgods wins again
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:38:53 AM
No.535112203
>>535111947
this so much this! buncha transphobes on kezan yuck!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:38:55 AM
No.535112208
>>535111586
I'm literally playing gurubashi alliance.....
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:39:20 AM
No.535112249
>>535111586
>he's not
pussy
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:39:39 AM
No.535112278
>>535112362
>>535112185
Show tits if you’re a real girl
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/14/2025, 12:39:57 AM
No.535112307
I'll just play on ambie while waiting in the gvrv queue, I'm a genius!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:39:58 AM
No.535112312
>>535111947
Yeah haha, imagine rolling on kezan haha
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:40:06 AM
No.535112334
>>535113427
>>535111892
I never left I've just been busy with other things so I gen an image here or there
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:40:24 AM
No.535112362
>>535112278
umm im fingering my boipucci.
I do have tits tho :3
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:40:49 AM
No.535112404
>>535111586
I've only played on Kezan when Gurubashi wasn't up.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:40:58 AM
No.535112416
>>535112540
>>535108437
>>535108565
>>535109838
Told you Epoch don't have protection against common exploits and was going to be a shitshow. And retards here called me a hater.
Now Ascension devs will make it playable.
So when does the ECONOMY RUINED script start?
I've seen the current one too many times
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:42:14 AM
No.535112540
>>535112416
Anyone that thought the original epoch team was more than just a few dudes way in over their head was delusional
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/14/2025, 12:42:22 AM
No.535112554
>>535112446
I thought that happened already with the level 15 chest boogeyman. If not give it like a week or so, maybe less.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:42:29 AM
No.535112567
>>535112665
>>535112889
Even if gurubashi had 10 onlines I would still play there. See you faggots in hell
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:42:50 AM
No.535112597
>>535112446
6 months or so after release once Ascension introduce the P2W items that you can resell in the AH.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:42:52 AM
No.535112606
>playing on g*ru
No thanks, enjoy your hell
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:42:53 AM
No.535112607
>>535112736
NOT EVEN ASCENGODS DEVS CAN FIX EPOCH
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:43:02 AM
No.535112628
>>535112446
We can buy gold now that Ascension took over so no one cares anymore
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:43:19 AM
No.535112657
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:43:22 AM
No.535112665
>>535112567
see you there nonny
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:43:37 AM
No.535112689
>>535112756
everytime they announce something this whole thread has a mental breakdown, now the problem is that they have too high caps? go kill yourself
>>535112089
no loras exist for her and model hasn't got the slightest clue who she is
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:43:51 AM
No.535112708
>>535111835
you mean it’s just a coincidence that some are both worgen and druids, and they would have been druids anyway (because reasons)
but the worgen curse is also wild god stuff still right? with the wolf god? and it functions like druid form? by coincidence? na man it’s wack. if you want something usable take wildhammer clan
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:44:05 AM
No.535112736
>>535114926
>>535112607
they said it's almost done
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:44:16 AM
No.535112756
>>535112953
>>535112689
megaservers suck
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:44:34 AM
No.535112781
>>535112858
where are you getting this 10k number from?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:45:16 AM
No.535112858
>>535113620
The thought of Kazanfags having to deal with the consequences of a PvE server when they can't find any resources in at max level fills me with pleasure
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:45:37 AM
No.535112889
>>535113398
>>535112567
are you playing rogue? if not enjoy getting corpse camped every day
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:45:43 AM
No.535112902
fresh pvp realms are the peak wow experience
once the no skills hit level 60 it's over
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:46:02 AM
No.535112937
>>535112698
Fuck, thanks ai slopper anon.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:46:05 AM
No.535112947
>tfw waiting on poochie
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:46:08 AM
No.535112953
>>535113481
>>535112756
megaservers (pvp) are based*
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:46:23 AM
No.535112983
>>535112446
When people who created multiple accounts sent their lvl1s to EPL & etc to solely camp chests.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:46:27 AM
No.535112989
>>535113071
>>535112886
I'll roll a rogue on gurubashi simply to camp high value nodes and stop anyone on the other faction from getting them
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:46:46 AM
No.535113020
>>535110235
I wish I had a girlfriend this hung
Ambershire had over 10k name reservations today. It’s quite literally over for Epoch.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:47:12 AM
No.535113071
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:48:18 AM
No.535113180
>>535113295
>>535112698
>lora
nta, what model if you don't mind sharing?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:48:36 AM
No.535113204
>>535113516
>>535112886
retard-sama.. how would you stop your own faction? and when there are this many people, do you think those resources are even worth farming with the lower prices?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:48:40 AM
No.535113208
>>535113579
>>535113065
>10k on one server
anon we're preparing for 80k on epoch
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:48:42 AM
No.535113215
>>535113065
I was late and got 6 names, many which are very quickly taken on fresh releases.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:48:59 AM
No.535113249
>>535113065
the screaming about turtle every other post finally stopped, can you fuck off already?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:49:10 AM
No.535113270
>>535113472
>>535113643
Why do I see that gnome tranny everywhere? Are they a popular server streamer or something
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:49:26 AM
No.535113295
>>535113808
>>535113180
https://civitai.com/models/135477/molkeun-mix
I use this primarily, but Tess simply isn't popular.
A lot of WoW stuff isn't really known by most models
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:49:39 AM
No.535113326
Oh goodie they already moved on to the ECONOMY RUINED script.
I knew they would skip the too many players one, too obvious considering.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:49:58 AM
No.535113358
>>535113683
>>535112886
>walks up to node
>gets ganked
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:50:24 AM
No.535113398
>>535112889
I exclusively played pvp servers my entire life as a clothy healer, I dont give a fuck. I was born in war, molded by it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:50:38 AM
No.535113427
>>535112334
Understandable, hope you get free time to start genning some Sally Shota Reaper kino again. Your sloppa is the only thing that makes these threads worthwhile
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:51:04 AM
No.535113472
>>535113270
no retard it's just him samefagging over and over
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:51:10 AM
No.535113481
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:51:33 AM
No.535113516
>>535113204
Everyone is their faction, retard-sama. On PvP the people on your faction taking your resources at least are at risk and if its enemy faction you can stop it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:51:51 AM
No.535113553
NOOO DONT MAKE THE PVP REALM A MEGASERVER I DONT WANT TO BE COUNTERGANKED I JUST WANT TO CAMP LOW LEVELS WITHOUT ANY RISK!!!!!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:51:54 AM
No.535113563
>>535113471
Post your balls NOW
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:52:00 AM
No.535113579
>>535113208
I'm interested to see how it turns out, but I just don't see more than a few realms being needed.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:52:27 AM
No.535113616
>>535114329
>>535116364
>>535112698
Can we get some sylvannas sloppa?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:52:29 AM
No.535113620
>>535112858
so hes talking about all realms, not just one
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:52:41 AM
No.535113643
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:53:04 AM
No.535113683
>>535113358
>gets organic world pvp
oh no...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:53:20 AM
No.535113712
>>535113471
computer, enhance
Are they really gonna try to snipe Ambershire and release on the 17th?
Seems a bit petty, shouldn't they focus on making a server that works instead of chasing numbers?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:54:09 AM
No.535113808
>>535113939
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:55:09 AM
No.535113928
>>535114151
ascension bros what do i do? she summons two fire elementals instantly and they kill me in under a second.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:55:13 AM
No.535113939
>>535113808
also using deepblue V2 and deepblue, just didn't fix the link
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:55:13 AM
No.535113940
No... Narue was supposed to be pure.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:55:20 AM
No.535113956
>>535114537
>>535113807
Look! Shenna is afraid!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:55:39 AM
No.535113987
>>535113471
I thought u were giving backshots to the girl
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:55:50 AM
No.535114015
>leaves stone in node and take ore
>let noshoe mine it and get no ore
>then pop out of stealth and kill him
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:56:12 AM
No.535114047
>>535113807
with all the hype and 3 weeks worth of edging, epoch could get delayed a whole month and itd still snipe ambershire
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:56:15 AM
No.535114053
>>535114194
>>535114201
>Ambershire will have low pop
Comfy
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:56:20 AM
No.535114061
>>535113807
a troondle experiencing fear. its almost sad
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:56:33 AM
No.535114084
>>535113807
To be fair, Shenna was petty first by announcing it after Epoch struggled when they were on record against any fresh server.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:56:40 AM
No.535114095
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:57:10 AM
No.535114151
>>535113928
They don't follow you, you have to kite the boss while fleeing the elementals because they insta kill you
>get baited by BBC+
>activate challenge mode
>160 ammo to kill the first enemy because apparently it buffs armor too
Maybe this was a bad idea.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:57:47 AM
No.535114194
>>535114053
Look everyone this one moved on to stage 2!
Good for you buddy.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:57:51 AM
No.535114201
>>535114759
>>535114053
You guys will spin any scenario into a "win" its pathetic
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:58:20 AM
No.535114241
>>535113807
Please do it this would be so fucking funny
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:58:59 AM
No.535114316
>turtroons already coping
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:59:03 AM
No.535114329
>>535114514
>>535114685
>>535113616
she doesn't really turn out too well
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:59:30 AM
No.535114373
>>535114208
does it hurt when you hide your penis between your legs genuine question
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:59:43 AM
No.535114405
>Kezan will have low pop
Comfy
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:00:11 AM
No.535114442
>>535114534
>>535113471
>>535114208
Trannies are so much hotter than biochicks holy moly
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:00:34 AM
No.535114480
>Kezan 8 will have low pop
comfy
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:00:42 AM
No.535114491
>>535114208
using like a onahole for sex sex fuck holyyy shitttt
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:00:53 AM
No.535114514
>>535114329
>blood elf slut
I'll take it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:00:58 AM
No.535114524
>>535108274
nice.
that font though....jfc...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:01:01 AM
No.535114534
>>535114636
>>535114639
>>535114442
>t. faggot
baffling thing to say
>>535113956
Calling every Epoch fan who isn't 100% on board with Epoch selling out to some Qatari jew a "turtle shill" isn't fixing the problems with the server.
The amount of Epoch fans in here isn't decreasing because we're fucking dying lol. A lot of people who liked Epoch from the get-go are upset to see a passion project get bought out by some of the biggest scum in the scene. And yes, Shenna is scum too, I know.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:02:05 AM
No.535114632
>>535114537
so would you rather epoch never have launched and 5 months from now we still wait for vague communications about how its ready to launch any day now?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:02:11 AM
No.535114636
>>535114534
no... let him cook
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:02:12 AM
No.535114639
>>535114862
>>535114534
Gonna cry libtard?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:02:21 AM
No.535114657
>>535114178
bronzebeard has level scaling so it's fucked up there
it works better on their other servers
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:02:36 AM
No.535114681
POCHIE SEPTEMBIE
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:02:40 AM
No.535114685
>>535114329
Thanks all this has been helpful
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:02:59 AM
No.535114720
>>535114825
i just woke up and there's no pochie?!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:03:02 AM
No.535114723
>>535114537
Your server was never ever going to launch. It was a mess riddled with bugs and exploits.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:03:04 AM
No.535114726
>>535114537
Anyone with any technical knowledge knew Epoch was never going to launch as soon as they started trying to last minute vibe code multi-threading
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:03:21 AM
No.535114759
>>535114201
Epoch players are doing the same thing bro. We're at the point where we're coping over potential p2w in the shop with "at least we get to play".
The fact is, Vanilla WoW is down horrendously. Our only options are fucking Shenna, Ascension, or Blizzard.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:03:47 AM
No.535114790
>>535114537
epoch wouldnt exist without ascension, its become clear at this point
hell even if it did, itd be riddled with dupe glitches
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:04:06 AM
No.535114825
>>535114720
pochie tomorrow
pochie weekend
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:04:33 AM
No.535114862
>>535114945
>>535114993
>>535114639
isn't it liberals that are very pro LGBT?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:04:46 AM
No.535114886
>>535115006
>>535114537
>The amount of Epoch fans in here isn't decreasing
Nice Freudian slip Shenna. Go back and make some more p2w slop for your cash shop. Epoch 100k incoming.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:05:02 AM
No.535114926
>>535112736
Yeah so did kaytotes for weeks
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:05:10 AM
No.535114937
say what you want about ascension but their shit just works. I haven't really seen anything out of place on BBC so far
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:05:19 AM
No.535114945
>>535115091
>>535114862
I hate LGBT I just like cumming to hot trannies
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:05:48 AM
No.535114993
>>535115280
>>535114862
Republicans want trad boywifes who aren't so mentally ill that they want bottom surgery. Just like ancient rome
libtards want mangled axewounds
hope this helps
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:05:55 AM
No.535115006
>>535115214
>>535114886
>...because we're dying
Cutting a sentence off halfway to fit your narrative is unironc homo shit lmao.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:05:59 AM
No.535115012
>>535108074
subliminal shitting on og devs, so people won't bitch (as much) when they ditch them
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:06:44 AM
No.535115091
>>535114945
You're a fag then. Nothing wrong with that, but at least be honest to yourself unlike the men you jerk off to.
How long before he inevitably troons out?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:07:26 AM
No.535115164
I visit these threads just for the turdle seething
Programmer socks lmao
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:07:48 AM
No.535115203
>>535115290
>>535115134
he already stopped streaming
he's probably gonna come back as jessica and claim everyone harassing her is a bigot
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:08:00 AM
No.535115214
>>535115458
>>535115006
Cool. Now go back to your turtle general so you can cope with your sisters about how Epoch is going to blow your assholes open.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:08:02 AM
No.535115218
>>535115134
He's already fucked a dude, probably another year or two. They've got the hair for it, and fucking such a narcissists asshole up their shitter is high on the priority list for many tops. Grooming confirmed
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:08:32 AM
No.535115269
>>535111586
Well kezan always had 6k queue and I got a lvl 9 in Guru so of course I will continue even if there is a wipe (which I agree).
The only reason to roll kezan is to do soul of iron.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:08:42 AM
No.535115280
>>535114993
this. if a lithe and supple twink was good enough for based Hadrian, it's good enough for me. a eager little minx to slip into when the misses is preggo.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:08:48 AM
No.535115290
>>535115375
>>535115203
Wait did he really quit? That's fucking hilarious if true
So, after this not so popular partnership with Ascension, how many people are you expecting for the rererelease? Will there be a need of those extra servers? Will it even get to 10k? 5k? on both Kezan and Gurubashi.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:09:40 AM
No.535115375
>>535115454
>>535115290
hes taking the dr disrespect angle of stop streaming for a long time then come back like nothing happened
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:10:08 AM
No.535115417
Typescript bros...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:10:20 AM
No.535115440
ganking alliance fags in redridge
corpse campimg alliance sissies 40 levels below me
raping allianc queers forever
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:10:31 AM
No.535115452
>>535115334
i will be playing
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:10:33 AM
No.535115454
>>535115375
lmaooooo yeah I'm not surprised that faggot will do anything but take accountability. I hope he ends up broke and jobless
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:10:34 AM
No.535115458
>>535115598
>>535115134
can we meme him into a co-stream win f1nn?
>>535115214
I played turtle for a total of like 20 minutes and stopped when I got to Razor Hill and saw everyone running around in some retarded fedora hat.
I'm simply not gonna stop shit talking Ascension, sorry brownoid.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:11:17 AM
No.535115532
>>535118358
NEW DUTCH POST
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:11:29 AM
No.535115542
>>535115334
I expect really high initial numbers, but retention is going to be poor. Most people who want to play Epoch right now are PServer tourists that hop from server to server.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:11:56 AM
No.535115580
Will i make friends on guru if i play a rogue...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:12:11 AM
No.535115598
>>535115458
steamer fags go back to r*ddit
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:12:42 AM
No.535115645
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:12:57 AM
No.535115673
>>535106439
Buckbreaking.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:13:33 AM
No.535115725
>>535115334
half of the people who left are going to leave again when they see they need a new 100gb client to play.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:13:33 AM
No.535115726
so now that we're going home
>he didn't rush to STV and get his hyperspawn arena trinket
might as well quit.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:13:49 AM
No.535115749
anybody itt plan on healslutting?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:14:28 AM
No.535115817
>>535106550
Imagine her bending over in front of you to examine a uncommon quality weapon on the floor, her tail slightly to side showing outline of her pussy...
Damn
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:14:37 AM
No.535115827
This Ascension classless thing is actually pretty cool. Granted even when picking a set archtype its beyond fucking confusing but I see why someone might play it. Its just wacky simple fun.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:14:55 AM
No.535115860
Leveling is going to be so fucking shit with people camping 5 minute respawn chests to get BiS leveling gear.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:15:02 AM
No.535115876
>tab back over
>tranny posting selfies again
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:15:25 AM
No.535115913
If they made an RP-PVP realm I'd play there but alas Kezan is the only real option
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:15:27 AM
No.535115919
>>535106439
I look like this
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:15:51 AM
No.535115953
>>535115134
>furfag
possible it already happened.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:15:53 AM
No.535115956
anyone wanna duo with my fembull draenei on elune
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:16:54 AM
No.535116060
>>535110789
all the servers will share names, you can't seamlessly merge them unless you do that
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:17:00 AM
No.535116070
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:17:05 AM
No.535116074
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:17:47 AM
No.535116139
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:17:47 AM
No.535116140
>>535115973
I really hope ulmetrs got reasonable compensation
he was probably the hardest working dude there
Kezan - Nineroses - Alliance - You know what to do <3
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:18:46 AM
No.535116234
>>535116378
>>535116143
I need a troon gf so bad
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:19:04 AM
No.535116268
>>535115973
this probably actually happened
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:19:18 AM
No.535116295
>>535116469
Daddy Dutch says stress test in next 2 days
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:19:18 AM
No.535116296
>>535116143
prove you have a dick or i don't care
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:19:41 AM
No.535116327
>>535116143
where's the cage?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:19:54 AM
No.535116346
>>535114178
I actually did this one, the trick is to not kill anything or be hit by anything. Roll nothing but mobility, CC and escape cards and only do quests where you pick shit up off the ground. If you aggro anything, poly, frost nova, blind whatever you gotta do to get away clean. You get enough coins to buy that magma mammoth mount in one go.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:20:06 AM
No.535116364
>>535116938
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:20:14 AM
No.535116374
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:20:16 AM
No.535116378
>>535116560
>>535116234
its very easy, they are all attention deprived men who are ready to ERP at any moment. If you cant find one here or on discord try any dating app. even long distance they are down.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:20:33 AM
No.535116404
>>535116143
Horny bitch lmao.
NEW CHARACTER ARC ABOUT TO DROP
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:20:53 AM
No.535116432
>>535116143
>Kezan
Bros I thought Gurubashi was the troon server?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:21:15 AM
No.535116469
>>535116295
He's probably being overcautious due to shitshow of previous devs overpromising so chances are we get stress test tomorrow and launch later at night or next day
POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:21:31 AM
No.535116485
>>535116618
>>535116143
Write Epog on your tummy or shut up and stop asking for gold.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:21:46 AM
No.535116520
>>535116831
>>535116428
He already did a Troondle shilling arc
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:21:51 AM
No.535116528
>>535116143
>Kezan
ruined
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:21:58 AM
No.535116548
>>535115973
this really happened. nice to see Kaytard put in place.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:22:09 AM
No.535116560
>>535116670
>>535116378
I want one that tops, not generic bottoms
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:22:15 AM
No.535116567
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:22:41 AM
No.535116618
>>535116485
sorry meant to say write EPOG on ass with the O being your bussy
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:23:12 AM
No.535116670
>>535116784
>>535116789
>>535116560
actual homosexual detected. wanting a femboy/trans gf to top you is literally the most homosexual thing imaginable. They (mostly) are bottoms who hate their schlongs why would you do that to them lmaooooo
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/14/2025, 1:23:47 AM
No.535116737
>>535119975
>>535120217
Did anyone get to try BG's during the tests? How much honor did they give per win/loss?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:24:00 AM
No.535116753
>>535116935
>10k realms
eat shit cozyfags we're having mega walmart servers with MASSIVE gangbangs
>Zooming around in Sandbox, taking pics of things that I think are non-vanilla
>Find a copy-pasted cave
>Randomly decide to enter and look around
>2 paths in the cave lead to glitch in world
Hopefully there's assets that 'block' this. Figured I'd share.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:24:12 AM
No.535116784
>>535116670
>They (mostly) are bottoms who hate their schlongs why would you do that to them lmaooooo
thats why the ones who top are so good.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:24:13 AM
No.535116789
>>535116670
I'm straight though I'm not into homo men
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:24:21 AM
No.535116806
>>535103112
Anniversary sucks. Nobody is queuing warsong gulch or arathi basin.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:24:34 AM
No.535116831
>>535116520
But we never had lifecoach alex + wow alex together
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:25:43 AM
No.535116935
>>535117157
>>535116753
Troondles wish they could get a server with half that amount.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:25:47 AM
No.535116938
>>535117521
>>535116364
I bet her armpit smells like rotten garlic
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:25:56 AM
No.535116957
>>535116780
If that's hillsbraid there's a dungeon portal there.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:26:11 AM
No.535116993
>>535117116
>>535117118
>goal is to stress test within the next 2 days
KEK, I wonder why
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:27:27 AM
No.535117116
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:27:28 AM
No.535117118
>>535116993
>>535116780
Ah, so this is what 4 years of coding a server gets.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:27:38 AM
No.535117132
>>535117007
everyone knows they are trying to beat ambie to the punch
why do you think shenna is so fucking scared itt
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:27:54 AM
No.535117157
>>535117878
>>535116935
they hit a 10k cap last week. thanks to epoch's hype, but still
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:28:08 AM
No.535117178
>>535117007
Because we have been waiting weeks anon. Why else? You think because troondle? The server that is releasing because of Epoch in the first place?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:28:11 AM
No.535117186
>sit here for weeks watching these amatuer devs struggle to get this to work
>meanwhile I'm playing LoL
>owned by a multibillion corporation
>the client barely works most of the time
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:28:20 AM
No.535117203
Isn't it kind of weird how Radeghost, Gummy, nor Crogge show up to Ascension-cord? It's like they know they're outclassed and can't bully a team of 4 amateurs.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:28:25 AM
No.535117218
>>535117265
>>535104742
>Professionals
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:28:55 AM
No.535117265
>>535117218
consensual elf rape
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:29:01 AM
No.535117274
>>535117347
>>535117007
Turtle is the aggressor here
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:29:20 AM
No.535117304
>>535117759
>>535116428
He would rather the server be stuck in development hell for years or never launch than go to ascension
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:29:25 AM
No.535117316
>>535116780
why are you spoiling the custom content for yourself?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:29:49 AM
No.535117347
>>535117274
Worse, they are the passive aggressors
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:30:04 AM
No.535117378
>>535113065
>aberetards think this is impressive
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:30:11 AM
No.535117392
>>535117465
>>535117703
>Epoch launches 10k megarealms by friday
>Everyone can get in, smooth queues supported by Ascension
>Ambershire launches to weak reception
>Immediately merged into moldserver within weeks
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:30:53 AM
No.535117465
>>535117392
There's unironically like a 50-50 chance of this happening
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:31:02 AM
No.535117484
>>535116428
still not paying for videogames
certainly not ones made in 2004
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:31:20 AM
No.535117521
>>535116938
As if that would stop me
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:31:30 AM
No.535117538
>>535117592
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:31:42 AM
No.535117560
>>535113065
>trannys reserved multiple toons for each on of their fetish roleplays
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:31:43 AM
No.535117563
is ambershire going to be low pop? comfy is so.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:31:43 AM
No.535117564
>>535116780
idk the context of this spot, but Blizzard had these in Vanilla too. I used to lead people to a spot behind IF and it would have a tunnel with a drop into the void
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:32:04 AM
No.535117592
>>535117665
>>535117538
based dutch serving up some turtle soup
>2k UD Paladins fighting over the Samuel Fipps tag in Tirisfal
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:32:48 AM
No.535117665
>>535117756
>>535117592
are you trans by any chance?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:33:04 AM
No.535117703
>>535117392
>mfw waiting 90 minutes for a healer SFK run with 8k "players" online
if ambershire flops, turtle is done
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:33:16 AM
No.535117717
>>535117631
>>2k UD Paladins fighting over the Samuel Fipps tag in Tirisfal
sovl
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:33:28 AM
No.535117736
>>535117843
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:33:34 AM
No.535117752
>>535116428
this nigga stole my post from a few generals ago.
I flat out this was just like the p.server version of the acti blizz merger.
Fuck you alexensual, kill yourself nigger.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:33:35 AM
No.535117756
>>535117665
no shenna i wont come shill for you
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:33:36 AM
No.535117759
>>535118097
>>535117304
I mean, yeah. Ascension have been fucking awful for the pserver scene. Between Shenna and Ascension they've pretty much killed any chances of a new server ever being successful.
Epoch was a fucking anomaly, and guess what, Ascension still bought them lmao.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:34:28 AM
No.535117843
>>535117736
>implying Hordeniggers know how to form a neat and orderly queue
t. reluctant UD warr forced to go Horde by my guild from Turtle
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:34:50 AM
No.535117878
>>535117157
You forgot to add with bots.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:35:08 AM
No.535117908
>>535118061
>>535117631
who unironically does these singular spawn quests on a launch day? just go grind bats or something. at least that way you might get some bags out of it and not waste an hour fighting for a tag.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:36:15 AM
No.535118004
>>535114178
adventure mode works great on the other servers but it's ass on bronzebeard because their idea of "vanilla" is wrath stats but the enemies have bloated HP values so it requires optimal play to kill 1 boar at low levels, it's ass
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:36:51 AM
No.535118061
>>535117908
I do them, I just kill every step of the way and then use an autoclicker to take solos
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:37:07 AM
No.535118093
>>535118141
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:37:08 AM
No.535118097
>>535118169
>>535117759
it was either ascension or never launching
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:37:21 AM
No.535118121
>>535118608
>>535118008
evens druid
odds priest
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:37:24 AM
No.535118124
>>535118608
>>535118008
What server/faction
>>535118093
Name 1 straight class
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:37:47 AM
No.535118169
>>535118097
stop falling for shenna's new script
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:38:17 AM
No.535118228
>>535118141
human white male ret paladin
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:38:22 AM
No.535118237
>>535118317
>>535118008
Do you fuck orcs or tauren?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:38:30 AM
No.535118243
>>535110023
STORAGE is cheap. Processing power on the cloud is not cheap at all.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:38:33 AM
No.535118248
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:39:08 AM
No.535118317
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:39:33 AM
No.535118358
>>535115532
huh? what is this retard doing? doesn't he know you're supposed to pretend like you're the big bad alpha coder and you don't anticipate any problems with the stress tests because you're so awesome?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:39:39 AM
No.535118369
>>535118210
werent you the faggot who wanted to play the p2w slop?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:39:56 AM
No.535118403
>>535118210
I thought we decided that you weren't smart enough for priest.
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/14/2025, 1:40:23 AM
No.535118445
>>535118008
on gvrv alliance right fren? c:
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:41:56 AM
No.535118571
>>535118210
Warrior if you primarily want to pve tank/dps unless you're social or have a group to play with. Priest for pvp combat medic/facemelter or pve heal.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:42:11 AM
No.535118597
Kezan
Holy Paladin
Fem human
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:42:12 AM
No.535118601
>>535102290
this is a fun meta oldfag post. have a (You)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:42:15 AM
No.535118608
>>535118121
I'll do priest
>>535118124
Kezan/Alliance with explorer contract and war mode ON
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:43:12 AM
No.535118697
>>535118141
Any class that wears skirts are gay, this includes shamans, you're also gay if you play paladin, in fact, it's even gayer
>>535118210
I would personally only consider leveling a warrior on Guru if I had friends to carry me the whole way. Rolling solo as a brownie on a pvp realm sucks.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:44:39 AM
No.535118845
>>535119240
>>535119426
this is my project epoch tierlist
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:44:43 AM
No.535118854
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:44:57 AM
No.535118882
Wtf now I'll have to level on gvrv AND kezan...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:45:08 AM
No.535118901
>>535113807
hopefully. i don't want brown /efag/ incels invading my comfry p2w shenna fresh.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:45:33 AM
No.535118928
>>535119568
>>535118804
why does it suck?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:46:19 AM
No.535119003
Fixed OP
Use it for next thread if you want
https://pastebin.com/zCzbzZLW
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:47:05 AM
No.535119087
>>535118804
skill issue. if you are a warrior while leveling you should be able to make friends by running dungeons. if you are not retarded, i mean.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:47:22 AM
No.535119109
>>535118141
Female Gnome Priest.
I'm gonna jerk it.
>>535118210
Warrior:
+tanks are always in demand if you enjoy that
+unstoppable in a group (or at least a healer)
-the freest of free kills solo
-you are completely expendable in group pvp or if you want to dps
Priest
+always in demand in everything
+shadow is OP as hell
-no one wants you to be shadow, ever
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:48:40 AM
No.535119238
>>535119436
>>535119146
its TBC balance, shadow actually has value in PvE.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:48:42 AM
No.535119240
>>535121223
>>535118845
>sub
>d
but muh shadowstep
i really wish i could find a healer friend that wasnt a braindead tranny slut
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:49:18 AM
No.535119303
>>535119772
>>535118804
But you can also level in bgs semi-efficiently?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:50:03 AM
No.535119369
>>535119301
> , he lied to himself
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:50:20 AM
No.535119395
>>535119146
Bold of you to assume anon will tank as a warrior.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:50:25 AM
No.535119403
>>535119301
I love being called a braindead tranny slut...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:50:41 AM
No.535119426
>>535121223
>>535118845
This has to be bait
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:50:47 AM
No.535119436
>>535119238
The chances of you being the (ONE) raid shadow priest is very small.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:50:55 AM
No.535119454
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
POCHIE TUESDAY
>POCHIE TUESDAY
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:51:13 AM
No.535119475
>>535118008
Druid because they're buffing all the below par parts making for a class thats literally good at everything.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:52:02 AM
No.535119550
>>535119301
Who cares? You want a healbot not a egirlfriend, right?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:52:09 AM
No.535119568
>>535118928
They stink at low level wpvp without a pocket healer
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:53:04 AM
No.535119659
>>535119301
Maybe we'll come across each other in-game, and if you aren't a shitlord we'll end up adventuring together.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:54:11 AM
No.535119772
>>535120250
>>535119303
Solo bging as a warrior also sucks. You think anyone is going to heal you? lol
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:55:09 AM
No.535119856
>>535120530
Gvrv sisters I don't know what to play...
>Ret Paladin
excellent dungeon tank, easy groups. Will get probably get raped in leveling/solo pvp. BiS aesthetics.
>Hunter
Absolute death machine god class for early game pvp. Relying on a pet on private server can be questionable. Grouping as physical dps is annoying.
>Woyer
Get shit on by basically everyone until WW axe, maybe even after that. Bladestorm might be OP enough to make up for it when you make it there.
I guess I could be a warlock/rogue/mage if I really wanted to be a tryhard but I can never stick with casters.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:55:29 AM
No.535119897
>ASCENDED POOCHIE
ASCENDED POOCHIE
>ASCENDED POOCHIE
ASCENDED POOCHIE
>ASCENDED POOCHIE
ASCENDED POOCHIE
>ASCENDED POOCHIE
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:56:34 AM
No.535119975
>>535120393
>>535116737
No honor. Just exp and marks. Honor won't be a thing before pvp season starts I guess.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:56:38 AM
No.535119985
Pochie?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:58:07 AM
No.535120128
>>535118008
priest if you wanna be a good healer, HoTs are a meme
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:58:52 AM
No.535120217
>>535120393
>>535116737
Guildie of mine did a few games, if I remember right he was only getting xp in WSG for flag captures.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:59:09 AM
No.535120250
>>535120501
>>535119772
I once pocket healed a warrior with a tree dudu in Arathi Basin and he was having an orgasm the whole time. My heals fingered his prostate. Warriors act like gymbros but they are the real sluts.
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/14/2025, 2:00:38 AM
No.535120393
>>535119975
>>535120217
Damn. I was hoping I could score easy PvP gear for leveling by being an annoying kot fc
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:00:40 AM
No.535120403
>>535120503
>>535120572
UPDATE YOUR LAUNCHER YOU CAN DOWNLOAD POCHIE NOW
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:01:31 AM
No.535120501
>>535120250
Its a dynamic they don't want to admit.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:01:32 AM
No.535120503
>>535120403
you can download my dick in your mother's womb
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:01:47 AM
No.535120530
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:01:49 AM
No.535120534
ASCENDED POCHIE LAUNCHER
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:02:11 AM
No.535120568
>>535120893
Wtf why is the download 50gb?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:02:14 AM
No.535120572
>>535120403
And do what? Stare at the login screen?
Dumb anime poster.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:03:23 AM
No.535120705
>>535120861
>>535120862
What if Bronzebeard is better than p-pochie...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:04:10 AM
No.535120803
>>535120980
>>535119146
what class should i roll?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:04:32 AM
No.535120841
>>535121209
i rape the gnome
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:04:44 AM
No.535120861
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:04:45 AM
No.535120862
>>535120705
No way it is, I played epoch a shit load in the betas and it's content is so fucking kino that is insane
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:05:02 AM
No.535120893
>>535120568
it's not its like 15. it just needs 50gb of space to work with (unpacking)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:05:04 AM
No.535120897
>>535121180
>>535121323
>tbc talents and balancing
>rolling wahrrior
lol lmao
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:05:45 AM
No.535120980
>>535120803
For you? I'm thinking paladin, all points in holy.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:06:00 AM
No.535121009
POCHIETIME
POCHIETIME
POCHIETIME
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:06:34 AM
No.535121082
it's happening
today is pochie day
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:07:16 AM
No.535121180
>>535120897
I don't get this, I played warrior during tbc and I dominated. Was it just early tbc when they were good? I think i quit half way through
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:07:32 AM
No.535121208
THEYRE ACTUALLY GOING TO RUGPULL AMBERSHITE TURTLE BTFO AHAHA
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:07:33 AM
No.535121209
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:07:39 AM
No.535121223
>>535119240
fun in pvp meme otherwise.
>>535119426
I assure you with all the custom changes they'd made this is what I predict.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:08:25 AM
No.535121310
>>535115973
I read in Vince's voice addressing the morons he hired.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPoRXvLH8ag
>>535116428
>giving a fuck about the biggest WoW Scammer ever
He is envious that Dutch did what he couldn't
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:08:26 AM
No.535121312
>>535121276
>tranny thread
nah
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:08:38 AM
No.535121323
>>535120897
b-but Bladestorm....
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:09:17 AM
No.535121393
>>535121276
not a real thread
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:09:21 AM
No.535121405
>>535121427
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:09:39 AM
No.535121427
>>535121276
Not happening, turtle shill.
>>535121405
This one
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:22:01 AM
No.535128410
Can we only get into bronzebeard with invites, or do they give out invites for the other two PTR realms, CoA and ... whatever the third one is. Wrath?
