Thread 533821394

24 HOURS ARE NOT YET UP, TRUST THE PLAN!

Gurubashi - 1x PvP Soon™

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).

I believe!

>>533821394 (OP)
PVMPING

have faith in the good vibes

God I love gooner OPs...

>>533821394 (OP)
built to be stretched by hung shotas

post yfw falling for it again

ITS UP

>>533821632
My dad's name isn't Herman tho.........

>>533821807
>mmo launches
>she looks ugly as fuck
kinda glad it failed

>>533821807
I remember when they nerfed this sluts boobs, never played the game itself though

>>533821807
I wish I didn't have a potato laptop when this came out.

POCHIE NIGHT TONIGHT

>>533821807
wildstar pserver when

>>533821807
>pixarslop

>>533821939
The vibes are good this time thougheverbeit

>>533822005
only if they remove the reddit narrator, never call me a cupcake

>>533821394 (OP)
I literally couldn't reach past her cheeks

in the arms of an angel

>There's currently mpregillion bots on epoch having fun without us
bros.

>>533822058
I feel like I'm trapped in 2012 when I see these boring slow walking animations for "HD" versions of games.

>>533821957
pochie rockers in the house tonight

>>533822058
BORING!!!!!!!!

>>533821957
you are a 29 year old man in any other time in history you would have had 5 kids and a wife by now

>>533822058
Turtle WoW UE5 looks great

>>533822005
Can't wait for the attunement :D

>>533821394 (OP)
obesity of the ass and breasts is honestly disgusting

Where's the pertness? The perkiness? Why does everything have to sag and hang out like an obese grandmother?

>>533822058
Turtlesaars...

>>533821394 (OP)
VVVVVVVVVVNNNNNGGG IM PVVVVMPING!!!!

>>533822058
>>533822285

>>533821807
>>533822151
is there an mmo that crashed and burned this hard? Maybe with the exception of tabula rasa

>>533822423
the boobs are typical coomer slop but that is a nice ass

>>533822364
>implying a tranimetroons would make it out of the crib without being crushed by a giant rock in any other time

What if they deliberately subvert the trackers on real re-launch by quicky swapping the address?

>>533822419
what the fuck were they thinking with this
this isnt even like tbc attunements

What a time to be alive!

>>533822419
Everything is fine except for the key purchase and the rep grind

>>533822419
>oh noe jimmy is afk tonight
>lets ask bimmy
>never mind he's only on access step 30/9001
this is why the game died

>>533822174
kino like this only happens on pvp servers thobeit

>>533822518
The thighs and ass are about 35% too heavyset. All my instincts tell me that thing won't be alive 5 years from now and is in walmart daily.

>>533822530
I dont know why people who make these sites arent dynamically getting the realms from the auth server

>>533822520
instead of avatarfagging I wish I had a wife I could dress in different anime cosplay. I'd love and cherish her and we'd have a lovely family together, but alas i am bald

>>533822419
>They made a game for Catababies who sat in Orgrimmar transmogged in tier 2 and pretended they played in Vanilla
No wonder this shit flopped

>>533821394 (OP)
She clearly has a preference for orc men

>>533822592
yeah I agree that doesn't really look bad
>>533822626
just help them progress then? they're your friends right?

>>533821807
>this game 100% died
>Tortanic remains alive and well
its not fair bros

>>533822783
>alas i am bald
loled out loud

>>533822534
They heard boomers on the WoW forums cry about how they miss the good old days so they put 40 man raids with convoluted attunements, but forgot when WoW had 40 man raids the difficulty was about one mechanic a boss instead of making it Cata Heroic raid difficulty

>>533822625
I hate the new retconned lore. It just makes everything stupider.

>>533822950
TOR is actually fun to play and getting to be evil in an MMO is very rare these days.

>>533822423
The AI doesn't understand what subtlety is. Even lolis are overtly round and obese to it.

>>533822965
You're a literal pedophile
Kill yourself

>>533822923
>just go through all of that every time you get a new recruit or someone rerolls
your game died because it was retarded

BRO ITS BEEN OVER A WEEK WHERES THE SERVER?

>>533823115
when did they add the trolls -> elves thing? TBC right?

>>533823197
stop avatarfagging my guy

>>533823203
I'm playing, did you not donate?

>>533823197
dude she's like a thousand years old it's ok

>>533823203
They don't owe you anything
Have patience and be quiet

>>533823278
Stop jerking off to little kids tranny

>>533822965
y-you can't j-just post cunny here like that, it's w-wrong

>>533822841
nah it flopped because it was actually just too fucking hard, dungeons in that game felt like mythic plus in warcraft, and that was just the easy content
people got filtered
the main problem is they didnt advertise the game on the level of what dark souls was

>>533823387
she's 10,000 years old in that picture retard

So we all know someone on the inside lurks here, can you please let us know the status?

So I guess we no longer have hyper spawns, but map update tied spawns? And map updates are reduces when there are a lot of players in area.....
Is this snail spawns?

>>533823509
It's over

SHARTY BROS WHERE YOU AT????

>>533823119
I had fun with swtor.
Just bitter wildstar didn't even get a chance to go into perma-maintence mode, they just pulled the plug and no one has cared to try hosting a pserver for it.

>>533823486
>this mid roastie is supposed to be the most beautiful woman in history

>near future
>exceedingly immaculate vibes
how much more can we take

>>533823659
The only person who has claimed that was herself

>>533822950
TORtanic had the best BG in all of MMOs - Huttball.

>>533823486
she looks like she fucks shotas

>>533823526
no practical difference, it just means you wont see 10 mobs spawn in all at once in a specific area

>>533823772
in naxxramas there's a dying elf literally cooming to her in his final breath

>>533823568
Kezan

>>533823486
WTF are those shoulders

This is never coming out, isn't it?

>>533823526
Boy am I glad I'm level 15 and wont have to fight for mobs in starter zones.

>>533823841
seemed like there were more than enough of the generic mobs spawning anyway, it was objectives (like the grapes in elwynn or prisoners in the dwarf area) that spawned too slowly. plus the bottlenecks like the named defias and troll.

>>533823685
Hold on bro

>>533823291
i'd fucked donate to dodge queues it'd be like warmane. money probably goes longer on ascension though.
>>533823381
you're right they don't owe me shit, but they could alteast update their website. instead of having look at a closed off discord for information?
I'm not expecting any professionalism but why not just delay it?

>>533823974
it will and it will look like this>>533822058

https://files.catbox.moe/wettde.png

SHE WAS ONLY 17 THOUSAND 9 HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

>state of the art graphics
>cool mounts
'scenscion wins again

>epoch never going live
>pointless to play on turtle cause fresh on 17th

what do i do with my life

>>533824195
Your parents despise you
You should kill yourself

>>533822058
wait a second you can't fool me that's literally Black Desert Online at the tower in the red orc area!

>>533824354
goon

>>533824402
avatarfagging is against the rules

>>533823381
When a lot of people drafted their schedule around Epoch's broken promises, they kinda do. It's not much to ask for more communication.

I just got home from work will the servers be up soon

>>533822058
i miss the time when ai was just used to make balenciaga memes

>>533821784
Man, they are bothered by that? Imagine how shit the policing in the world chat will be. At least in twow you can banter a bit before people ban you

>16 of the 24 hours have passed
>the server (including login) hasn't gone up once yet

>>533824578
Yes so maybe you should stop spamming the pedophile porn

>>533824195
ToT

>>533824287
>Retoilet-

>>533824402
Stop projecting saar

>>533824402
good work soldier

>>533824578
so is posting what you're posting

>>533824195
Where and how can I make such imagery?
Show us the way, master..

>>533824721
nope catbox links are allowed

>>533824617
Soon yeah, very soon. Real soon. We got the best people on this, its gonna be great. Its gonan be the best there is. You're gonna see it real soon. Its gona be great.

anyone know the link to the wildstar private server?

>>533824682
i see cool things, i play
simple as

>anon keeps clicking images he doesnt like

i think he actually likes them and is baiting for more

>>533824587
Shush chud

What other dragons will be in Epoch?
https://litter.catbox.moe/wpjw3z42otmsrhy8.png

>>533824908
no

Reminder that paladins in a dress are PEAK of masculinity and are not to be bullied sexually or otherwise.

>>533824742
have nvidia
visit an ai thread on /b/ for a guide to get started

>>533824742
Youtube ForgeUI guides
Google civitai
You'll need at least 20XX series graphics card to slopa-slopa

my internet provider is being a cunt again, somehow mmos lag like a mf but browsers and download speeds are fine

>>533824987
do one with oppai next

I'm watching evo lads.
Guilty Gear fucking sucks.
My wife fed me and asked if I was going to play my WoW game with my friends.
I told her I was gonna play later
I know I'm not gonna make friends or play at all

>>533824987
You should kill yourself pedo tranny

>>533824028
Nah.
When server went online yesterday I logged in almost instantly, first 5 minutes hyperspawns were on and mobs respawned in seconds. Then they disabled it and people had to stand around for upwards of a minute waiting for mobs to respawn. It was was very stressfull.
When I got to Westfall on my main a week ago - it was playable without hyperspawns. But the low level zones are unplayable without it.

>>533825250
why make friends after u married?

>>533824987
You are a pedophile and shall be culled

What did he mean by this?

>>533824987
can you please fucking stop?

>>533822058
this shit looks more fake than watch dogs announcement

>>533822965
God's work
bj next

>>533825492
Fuck you.

>>533825486
1.12.1 is fuq

>>533825492
stop clicking links?

>>533825486
based crogge please sell me a level 15 character with max proff crogge

>"the server will be up intermittently over the next 24 hours"
>server isn't up at any point over the next 24 hours
t-thanks

>>533825678
No no no you see the server IS up, just not the auth server. Sorry that you misunderstood :)

>>533825678
>reading comprehension
Ur brown

>>533825632
I have a tampermonkey script that embeds them

>>533825678
uhhh bro? Your trackers?!

>>533823486
I said the REAL Azshara

>>533825840
not our problem chud

>>533821394 (OP)
dat backboob

>>533825852
track this *grabs dick*

>>533824987
please do Lady Prestor

>>533825250
>Guilty Gear fucking sucks.
I'll never forgive them what they did to ram and my nigga testament

>>533825250
I'm watching evo too.
What server/race/class you gonna play when Epoch finally comes online?
Wanna be friends?

>>533825854
?

>>533826182
Perfection.

can someone link me the "running very fast" videos with a dwarf running across the wow map

>>533825359
The only games she likes is sims and stardew valley.
She isn't on the internet enough to get memes.
She thinks youtube is good because it has a talking cat in her shorts.
Love her, our recreation dosen't line up

>>533826103
have you ever been raped?
you look like you have

>>533825854
>when you unzip your dick

>>533826301
they dont ban catbox links retard, if he was getting banned the posts would be gone

go back

>>533825250
I'm watching 2xko. The only good game in the main lineup was marvel and it finished

>>533826182
multi armed girls are the best

>>533825250
>>533826067
>>533826135
You guys should check out Granblue Versus: Rising, it's a great little fighting game

>>533823486
>sylvanas
>azshara
What was with that phase around legion where they just randomly gave corsets to characters for no reason? some form of censorship? it looks so dumb like just give her a full dress if you want her covered

>>533826465
I'm talking about the shartytard anon. Every one of his posts was spaced roughly 7 minutes apart.

>>533826465
Retard

>>533826067
Making Testament a troon is a fucking sin, he was just a hot guy.
>>533826135
You know me, I am resolution man

>>533825678
fkin this

>>533826310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeEIvKtM9lM

>>533826103
uh oh melty

>>533826518
and it has my wife in it

>>533826518
I got to S+ with katalina in the first season of the game and I got bored and stopped. I should pick it up again to give it a try.

>>533826684
Kino

dwarf paladin or dwarf shaman bros?

>>533826518
>66L Rising

>>533826501
>>533826518
SOOOOKA HAI HAI TOILETU HAI HAI
No thanks, I hope something good comes on next

>>533826518
I tried granblue and didn't really like it, the characters were really basic and the game was too slow and methodical for my tastes. It felt like street fighter 4, did rising change any of that? It has my nigga Belial in it so I'm willing to give it a shot again.

>>533826518
already hit master that game is a 2 touch party slopper

original versus though, now that was GOAT

>>533826606
testament looks so much better in strive have you seen that ass

>>533826769
Paladin if you have any inclination to tank, otherwise I would take shaman over it every time. Holy and Ret are mega gay.

>>533821394 (OP)
if i play epoch will i get a tranny gf that farts down my throat again

>>533821394 (OP)
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
also, wasnt the server supposed to be empty by now?

>>533826518
>fightin game
i bet you play on gurubashi

>>533827012
>wasnt the server supposed to be empty by now?
0 players ATM.

Reminder that all cunny posters will be voting for a wipe. Don't let them win.

>>533826684
Who can stop him???

>>533826930
I don't like it, I loved playing as Testament in GGX2 like seriously, even EX Testament.
It wasn't necessary, ALSO COSPLAYER WOWEEEE FAAAATAAAAA

>>533827081
the discord server u dingus

reminder that you should wipe

>>533827072
>pvp players play other pvp games
wow brilliant deduction how do you do it

>>533827113
wtf i love cunny now

>>533827113
>nooo bro i wasted 20 hours (19 hours spent f5ing trying to join) to get to level 15 and exploited for 5g don't wipe

kys

>>533827012
one week ago there were 60k online

>>533827224
This is the one time I would recommend against wiping

wipe this stinky smelly bussy

>>533827242
both being pvp games games were not the basis of that claim

>This gay man on evo main stage
That's very gay

Only a wipe can save Epoch.

>>533826745
Kat got some pretty big buffs, she solid A+ tier now

>>533826883
I think Rising did increase the speed a bit, you can download a trial version for free where you can play with Gran and three weekly rotating characters so give it a try

soon

>>533827224
>>533827402
>>533827419
when I wipe there's no poop but then i use a bidet after anyway

feels good to be clean

>>533827372
that was over at turtle

>>533827471
we get it you're a troon pve carebear who can't handle being in a losing situation without melting down.

>>533827224
wipe your ass not the server

Kezan Über Alles

ATTENTION PANDAREN WORKERS

>>533827471
i dont really get what you mean but you do you cutie

>>533827563
will a bidet obliterate my massive hemorrhoids?

>>533827793
it will alleviate some pain associated with them when you wipe, yes

pls soon so i can leave this place

>>533822783
Anon you could have a wife, you just need to accept she wont cosplay and will probably be incredibly flawed. but if you can learn to love her despite that you can have a family and maybe not get a divorce if you win the coin flip.

I earned those 9 levels and 30 silver you're not taking them away from me

>>533827793
no, i lied i dont use a bidet i use wipes

>>533827886
it won't get rid of them tho, he has to figure out why he has them first

>>533827793
stop sitting on the toilet for hours dude

What a dogshit announcement from arc

https://us.ovhcloud.com/abuse/#!/copyright
https://us.ovhcloud.com/abuse/#!/copyright
https://us.ovhcloud.com/abuse/#!/copyright
let's end this once and for all for epoch!!!

Hiroshima should delete and ban this general

>>533827712
I wish wow characters could look like this.

>>533828052
EPOCH DIES TONIGHT! EPOCH DIES TONIGHT! EPOCH DIES TONIGHT!

>>533827947
true it will not obliterate them anon sorry

>>533828061
this but /fng/

>>533828017
i dont. im actually a speedshitter. but i play vidya 24/7 maybe thats the culprit

>>533825250
>I know I'm not gonna make friends or play at all
keep your chin up king, maybe epoch comes online next week...

>>533828052
is this the ultimate form of faggotry that exists? how is this behavior any different than troony meltdown behavior?

>>533828162
>it's a gosling sigma chad fag
lol enjoy those hemorroids retard

https://www.twitch.tv/rebelsquadron

this guy is trying to login for like 21 hours, the fuck

Here's your tier set bro, enjoy

>>533828117
EPOCH DIES TONIGHT!

>>533828162
buy a standing desk, don't risk it getting worse

>>533826314
>She thinks youtube is good because it has a talking cat in her shorts
Women...
Anyways, back to arguing to with obsese manchildren who may or may not be AI chatbots on an Indonesian underwater basketweaving forum

>>533828312
its a what
can anyone translate for my boomer bussy

>>533828402
that isn't why he has hemorroids retard

>>533828296
no because THEY are the troonies!

>>533828407
Well said, I almost forgot.
YEAH I LUKE CUNNY FUCK YOU GONNA DO

>>533828351
i was hoping someone would pick up on that

>>533828507
kys faggot

>>533828568
Oh I meant like.
I like* cunny
I meant to say I like cunny. and I dislike niggers.

>>533828402
this, game changer

>>533828325
they did this to him. they said the server would go up intermittenly in over 24 hours it's not gone up once.

GO HOME SODDIE PLAYER

>>533828674
i saw it in the theater, what a waste of money that was

?

>>533828351
>>533828117
Honestly the sequel was shit but watching the whole town go American History X on Michael Myers and then him killing everyone made it worth it in the end.

im convinced everyone of you could have the epoch devs kick you in the balls and fuck your crush and you’ll still try to connect to the servers 100 times a day

>>533828775
you will make better and more friends when you stop getting poisoned by this place and stop saying such things

NO MORE DEAD SERVERS

>>533828775
N-word? Really? I thought only /B/ was racist... *sighs in disappointment*

>>533828870
RLM had t his whole bit about it and just kept repeating EVIL DIES TONIGHT with the clip of it from the trailers over and over again. never saw the actual movie and i probably never will. i heard the next one was marginally better.

>>533827914
>she wont cosplay
SHE CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

You guys are really making the vibes not immaculate right now and its starting to stress the team out. Gonna have to relieve said stress on OW2, and if it gets worse a nap will be needed.

>expires 1 month from now
erhmmm i thought this wasn't a rugpull

>>533828351
so epoch will end up killing the turtletroon?

>>533828934
>>533828959
*IMPLIED*

>>533828884
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

>>533829075
so what was the scam here?
wasting people's time?

>>533829075
Uh oh epochsissies

>>533828934
>>533828959
got off my board tourist niggers

>>533829075
Yeah this is the last straw

I'm going to play on Turtle WoW: Discoveries of Azeroth™ instead!

I gave up on Epoch as soon as Turtle fresh was announced. Im just here for the comedy.

>>533829075
Uuuhm g-guys w-why can't I change my password in their site...

>>533829075
>renew
woah, crisis averted

>>533829335
did they really announce fresh are you serious

>>533828818
crazy to think that gen x cryboomers are playing wow. we gotta haul their asses to nursing home soon lmao

im just here for the cunny

>>533829218
Reported. Also asking my hacker boyfriend to get your ip.

SOMETHINGS HAPPENING
HEBBENING
HEBBYHEBBY
RIGHT NOW

>>533829368
yup new rppve server goes up on the 17th

>>533829428
>No server changes
>No updates
is it your bowel movement anon?

>>533829463
will they ban cliquefags and gdkps

link me the announcement

>>533829218
not your safespace

>>533829414
Same bro
Don't tell my wife or potential troon friends though.
They hate that I LOVE CUNNY

>>533829347
I nooticed that too. I guess nothing lost but time if something goes amiss, but I'm not too happy about it.

>>533829075
>image clearly shows it was last updated (read: renewed) 9/28 which implies it was auto-renewed the day before the domain expired since it's on a yearly lease
>people think this is some epic rugpull

>>533828325
>open his stream
>he's speaking in some sort of demonic tongue
This epoch shit is serious

>>533829651
kek

>>533829543
https://x.com/turtlewowteam/status/1951315284117070110

>>533829651
ask him who cast this on him

Bros, my vibes are exceedingly mediocre right now, I need an update

>>533829874
>euro
lame

TEST SOON
PREPARE TO COLLECT DATA

>>533829596
then you're posting the wrong Tenchi girl

just came to whitemane lewds, ready for some epochies

>>533829984
where else would they host it?

>>533829874
Troontle devs use x? Isn't Elon literally hitler according to lefties?

>>533829946
>he thinks his vibes matter
Altered said the vibes are immaculate THEY'RE FUCKING IMMACULATE

>>533829884
do you actually /say in demonic when this is on you

>>533829946
they're going to relaunch the servers when yuroswine are at work and Americans are just waking up

>>533829984
Anon Epoch is hosted in the literal same datacenter in Europe

>>533830106
>>533830226
oh ya, duh sorry

>>533830049
Oh I can't post any images I have of Sasami.
That are located in my GBA emulator folder.
And involve carrots.

>>533830152
for epoch

>>533830191
Yes

>>533830215
Devs got to go to their normie burger flipping job as well

I'm still gonna play but I feel like a simmering resentment at the abuse we have suffered

>>533830535
me on the left

i cant imagine being one of those retarded lab rats that neurotically checks server status. just to play on the server for 20 mins before getting disconnected while devs collect data.
i know you guys are addicted, but have some patience until the server is actually released. go do something else.

>>533830538
*hugs you*

>>533830667
>the beefy as fuck arms on that elf
thats hot

The vibes are immaculate, they're good, they're awesome, they're epic. they're wholesome, they're classic, they're cool, they're wondrous, they have soul. Which is your favourite vibe? Vibe vibe vibe vibe vibe vibe OPEN THE FUCKING SERVER!!!

>>533830672
Spoken like someone that wants to get ahead. Not on my fucking watch buster

update when?

>>533830682
thanks bro

>>533830667
i'd play with graphics like with the dwarf

>>533829075
Domain names expire. It's in their nature, those slippery buggers. 4 year expiry is not anything out of the ordinary

>Server status shows that Kezan was online 2 hours ago

Wait so it really was online earlier?

>>533830836
i shall be playing on kezan taking my time exploring stuff. i have no desire to race to mazed+

THE VIBES ARE OFF

I REPEAT

THE VIBES ARE OFF

DEVS ARE GONNA NEED ANOTHER WEEK OF OVERWATCH 2 SILVER RANK QUEUEING AND LOTS OF NAPS TO RECOVER!!!!

THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! YOU DID THIS!!!

>>533830997
server was online but the login server was not

>>533828341
>tier
>posts d2
k

wdym they're collecting our "data"?

Dialbros... they forgot about us.

>>533831164
The war room is preparing a statement, stand by

today's nyt mini and wordle were so ezzz

>>533831145
They saw your Tifa Futa porn bro.

>>533831164
just a couple more dials don't lose hope

post more dragon cunny to fix the vibes

ill also accept draenei cunny

>one message every 24 hours
its fucking me up ngl, if it was 12 hours i would be much calmer
i think i have a problem btw

>>533831263
>we're working around the clock
>major progress
>vibes ascended

Female nelf: Ktotes
Male nelf: /epoch/

>>533830535
both are right

>>533828934
how do i make friends anon.

Do you think Kaytotes will take back the promise not to add playable Draenei if I donate $5,000

>>533831481
he will take your money and suck you bald

I wish they'd just cancel the launch and tell us to come back in a month or something

>>533831575
>Thinking vibes is a new thing

>>533831475
I posted my steam name once but some guy showed me like pages and pages of beastiality.
I blocked him a few days later

>>533831687
it definitely feels worse being strung along

>>533831671
just like me frfr

>>533831481
Not if I pay him $10.000 to add belfs and promise to NEVER add in Drannies

>>533831715
Ungrateful dick

Unbelievable how these threads haven't ran out of fuel yet, Epoch's launch was 10/10 just for this

Male succs, yay or nay?

https://litter.catbox.moe/xv4lnixaxyhik00n.jpg

>>533831782
I would pay so much money to watch her get orced up close and eat her out after

>>533831823
Wouldn't that just be an incubus?

>>533831823
You don't need twinks when you have felguard

>>533831823
i just want to be loved but i want to deserve it.

>>533831789
I feel bad about it.
Here let me post my steam name
It's Reveraiv
No browns

>>533831429
Someone do a female nelf warrior x male nelf priest duo on Ambershire with me please

>>533831575
gives me the ick

>>533830667
needs more girls

>>533831823
built for hypnotizing female priestesses of the light

>>533831961
You wanna be the male or the female? I'm a switch, I don't mind either.

Come home, white man...

>>533831923
Incubus are for fucking women. A male succubus would still be seducing men. Not my thing but I guess it kind of makes sense.

>>533831687
this

>>533831671
Some of you are alright. Don't log in tomorrow

..............
Haha, yeah, lol.

>>533830049
>sasami
FUCKING SOUL
>>533829596
Cunny is overrated. Over 5000 mummies are the way to go.

Night Elf Mother feeding her daughter her special milk send post

>>533832172
Retail stopped being home 15 years ago.

>>533832121
Probably the warrior. I was considering leveling up a high elf (shadow) priest as well.

You serious, anon? People pulled my leg on here before.

>>533832340
Ryoko (eng voice actor) my beloved

>>533831715
what he did it for free?

>>533830667
slf looks like a trans athlete

>>533832305
me as your first friend

>>533830667
Blizzard... HIRE THIS MAN!

>>533831823
Built for my male orc warlock.

>>533832340
thats why you get a 20,000 year old cunny

best bodytype but also experienced

>>533832852
all warlocks have limp dicks because of fel magic (canon btw look it up)

>>533832690
y-yeah bro
>>533832601
Yeah just asian girls getting railed by dogs, I said that's crazy at least 30 times

>>533833136
I looked it up and didn’t find anything.

>>533828052
>>533829075
hold my mana potion

>>533833136
Undead warlocks have permanent boners due to rigor mortis.

>>533832486
Depends whether Epoch is up and stable before the Ambershire launch. Send disc to xesucobu@cyclelove.cc and I'll add you sometime tomorrow (going to bed now, EU times).

>>533833136
that's why my warlock is a girl!

>>533832305
>0 friends
>every aspect of my profile entirely set to private
>appear offline
Simple as

>they stopped posting the Gurubashi trooncord
>ross probably banned all of them for posting here

>>533832530
crazy that they replaced her with the lady from South Park who voices Kyle's mom and a bunch of the kid characters. i think the original VA came back for some new series they're doing but it's soulless, the animation style is so generic.

>>533833136
I play warlock so I can get eiffel towered by my felguard and succubus

>>533831823
sexoooo

>>533833558
I kinda want friends though
I never get to play multiplayer games

>>533832305
shieeet big homie. I tried. way I see it your profile must be hidden from public searches or something.
aint no thang we'll link up on epoch, you going kezan right?

>>533833618
apparently there was miscommunication (of course) over whether it was allowed, it's been cleared up now, it's fine. they haven't banned anyone for being in both servers yet.

>>533833803
Online "friends" are extremely overrated and you'll find out sooner or later it's not worth it

>>533833796
>>533833824
oh, I didn't know
Sorry, I think it's fixed now

>>533833990
Pitifully wrong.

>>533833618
I don't want to join it incase some power tripping faggot from epoch really does join then tries to ban people.
they honestly strike me as time to try and control literally every aspect of everything.
didn't that gorth guy get banished for just having the wrong pronouns in his profile?
some faggot mod had to go out of his way to click on his profile and get offended to do all that.
why take the risk?

all of my steam friends have either privated their accounts so that even i cant see them, or blocked me

>>533833618
I got a warning

Please saars post more cunny I want to cooom

>>533833618
I found it very funny how they spammed their discord for a day or two before general shut down, and there was never more than 2 members.

I want this thread to live because its comfier than the /wpsg/ thread

>>533833990
redpill me on online friends, redpill me on "real" friends i don't have either.
i thought i'd tried to join a guild on epoch to make some.

i play warlock to worship my felhound's knot

>>533834345
/wpsg/ turned into turtle/FMC highschool drama and gossip with the occasional schizo thrown in.

This thread won't be different in 3 monthsm

>The public can see I played 85 hours of palworld.
Listen...it's not what you think

>>533834345
I think the reason why this general is so popular is because wpsg and wowcg had both became incredibly stale garbage

>>533834457
things that definitely happened

Have servers gone up yet or are the vibes not quite there yet?

>>533834462
I play hunter to worship my wolf pet's knot.

>>533834457
Wait shit I put nig/ger

Do did this server ever actually launch or is it still down?

>banned from the discord for having 'society' in my pronouns
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

im about to make some hot dogs and then probably slice my veins open tomorrow morning

>>533834670
Troon energy

>join discord
>kicked because his first message wasn't TRANS RIGHTS
This actually happened to my buddy Eric

All I know is that Bronzebeard lets me be a little gnome priest and Ambershire doesn't...

>>533834345
unfortunately i think the reason /epog/ can keep going despite the server being a shitshow so far is two fold.
one it's funny to meme on epoch and two /wpsg/ atm is heavily embroiled guild drama that if you don't know who the people are just becomes tiring.
as far as I can tell and I don't like I even know this much, 2-3 people in the guild are assholes but the GM has no spine to kick them.

>>533834670
I like hotdogs.

With the amount of time that has passed since launch it is entirely plausible that someone has died waiting for pochie

>>533834646
are you going to get ass raped like the jokester was?

>>533834646
>when my OC gets saved
based

>>533834116
>>533834449
>at first it feels nice you have someone to game with
>as the time goes(even sooner or right away), they get more and more clingy towards you
>you log in to relax but instead get spammed with useless messages/invites
>they start trauma dumping on you or using you to vent about shit you couldn't care less
>suddenly you dread logging in and having to talk to them
That's pretty much the QRD

>>533834515
There are many games I have a lot of hours in I'm embarrassed about. Don't sweat it homie.

>>533834457
they should ban everyone who has any declared pronouns

>>533834041
Might take sometime to populate I'll try again later.

>>533834890
it's a good feel
picrel

>>533834885
2 is NOT canon!!!

>>533834630
wanna swing?

So many trannys in this thread. When did classic Wow turn into a game they flocked to? Was it during the time streamers were all playing it?

>>533834952
I still have zero friends or requests...idk if I still fucked it up
I found my friend code 44291919
Ignore my 5 hours played of Magical Girl Konoha ty

were their past couple of updates anything but pure cope/delusion on their end? i see no reason for the servers to not have come online by now?

>>533834914
>using you to vent about shit you couldn't care less
fuck i did this to a friend i had once. ah shit.
how do you be friends with someone without becoming an energy vampire?

>>533834631
glad to meet a fellow person of german + nigerian descent

STILL TRYING TO GET THROUGH ME HUH?!

>>533835278
kek this edit is mint.

>>533835173
I think it's just self-selection for terminally online and mentally ill people ending up in /vg/. I'm only here since the discord is locked and I'll be gone once the wait is over.

what do you think the Project Epoch mods are thinking since they can't censor our chat here?

>>533835278
JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE. SERVER OPEN TONIGHT FOR SURE

>>533835037
Nothing here man
oh I got a friend!
It's a junkie!

I'm in

>>533835443
they're busy gooning to cunnystrasza and then they log off for the day when they cum

>>533835230
They basically had to redo a whole bunch of shit, and its total bullshit they didn't admit they needed at least a couple of weeks and postpone it to a set date instead of this shit show

>>533835443
They're thinking about more smug posts they can make in general to signal to /vg/, like Altered's latest comment there.

>midna has stopped posting
no....

>>533834457
I don't know about banned but my friend got muted for that.
>>533834631
take it off, all it takes is one rogue mod to check your profile and it's a free vacation.

Midna...

>>533835559
sexo

>>533835582
I'm playing on Bronzebeard now and I don't think anyone wants to see my pictures anymore.

>>533835572
screenshot?

>>533835173
The pedophiles that frequent these boards resonate with trannies and they bait the lonely people with troon speak and engagement

>>533835802
you aren't the real midna

>>533835815
Projecting again, anon.

>>533828341
wow priest set is trash

>>533835241
Just don't sperg out but I couldn't give you any real advice, I stay away from people as much as I can after learning it the hard way

MIDNA

>>533835612
no, keep them on, its the easiest way to tell if you are retarded

>>533835582
>no more midna poster
it's fucking over.
>>533835802
Are you kidding? I thought stopped because the jannies got you and I thought fair enough. I love midna. also didn't you start using a trip?

>>533835802
>fell for the shitposters
no....

>>533835874
Point proven, the mere act of pointing out reality rattles the bees nest and then immediately go into defense mode

they are waiting for europoors to fall asleep

>>533835920
>>533835854
It's me! I'm still here! I've just stopped using it because I think people were getting annoyed. I'm currently passing the time on Bronzebeard until Pochie comes back... We'll see eachother on Kezan tomorrow for sure!

>>533835173
Troons have been destroying WoW for a while now way before streamers. All they do is RP and talk about their discord groups.
Genuine mental illness

>>533835904
fair play anon, thanks for your wisdom.

>>533836137
I don't trust this skin walker

I hope we get even more avatarfags. Hell, I hope we get a guild as flavorful as FMC.

>the servers might come online throughout the next 24h for testing
i swear they only say this to keep us excited

>>533836108
it's 11pm lil bro, everybody who gave up already went to sleep

...jiggies?

https://jiggie.fun/NBt49q

my faith is unwavering

>>533836248
has any other private server at this scale had communication this awful?

>>533834914
Your retard mistake was thinking its about the location of the friend.
I've had people in real life do that shit as well.
Its about the quality of the person and the relationship, not how you communicate with them.

Stop fucking trauma dumping on /vg/

>>533835815
TRVTH NVKE

>>533836091
That looney troonie probably thinks it's me because i have been calling out their pedophile porn spam

Race: Human
Sex: Male
Class: Paladin
Specialization: Retribution (Damage)
Guild:
Name: Gokux (or Arthusx if it gets sniped by Enrique again, FUCK YOU ENRIQUE)

Any Warlock (Demon worshipping HERETICS), Shaman (GOOBLE-DI-DOOK speaking NOSHOE MUTTS) and Druid (Tree worshipping HIPPIES) will get insta-kicked from all my dungeon groups. God forbid you're a disgusting MUDHUT NOSHOE as I will personally hunt you down LOS ZETAS style and cleave your disfigured body in half with my Holy Blade.

I will roleplay for 10 minutes before any boss, about how I will "Smite this heathen down righteously and honorably and with HOLY VENGEANCE, my sword guided by GOD himself."

>>533836351
no idea its my first private server excursion. cant recommend so far

>>533836351
this community seems great though

>>533835173
it's just that Epoch is popular, these threads are the top 5 fastest on the board when there's news/hype and they need attention. none of them intend to play beyond the first couple of weeks save the usual FMC trannies.

>>533836137
>Midna still here
>Vibes are still good
I'm regaining hope bros

>>533836447
>Name: Gokux (or Arthusx if it gets sniped by Enrique again, FUCK YOU ENRIQUE)
brown

>>533836108
No, they are probably still struggling to get it to actually work and I hope their vibe is increasingly deteriorating

>>533836447
>GOD
Naaru*

Dial status?

>>533835173
it's the best f2p mmo.

that's it

>>533836447
if these locks can join why can't mine?

>>533836447
based

>>533836670
late

I love Midna. I hope she's there when the guild pops up. She's our beacon of hope in these trying times

>>533836670
Destiny'd

>>533836329
the fuck this is too hard

guys, for me, vanilla means comfy barrens questing and wailing caverns.
but i cant stand looking at noshoes no more.
is tmorph allowed on poggie?

I'm so mad that I just unreacted every discord janny/dev post that I'd reacted on for the past week.

>>533836720
>Elder Scrolls Online

>>533836447
Please does someone have that comic with the Retardin Soijak crying because he can't get into a guild?

>3 hours left on my wow sub
tick tock poggies

>>533836846
janky console garbage

>>533836784
you mean the client side mods? they aren't banned outright but kay said no guarantees their anticheat won't get triggered be them.

>>533836929
>that troll at the start

>>533837053
yeah, its a client side model swapper. i used that shit for years on the blizz servers no problem

>>533836447
We're good on heals, thanks.

>>533836846
what about it

POCHIE MONDAY

VIBE UPDATE

>>533836137
>annoying attention seeking troon prone to meltdowns
That's strange people dont enjoy being around you anon

POCHIE TUESDAY

Midna...

P-POCHIE... WEDNESDAY????

>>533837316
that's only to play all of the DLCs. the base game is huge, and they also give you 2-3 DLCs.

>>533836929
i want mmos in better graphics than this made for vr

>>533837990
>we will never get full dive VR MMOs like .hack//

>>533837464
cool, now start coding

>>533837884
if we're talking that, then just play the ff14 trial. it's "huge" too

>>533834875
statistically 800 people have died waiting for epoch

p-pochie...

p-pochie t-thursd-

I have... Stuff to do.
I hope it open next weekend

>>533838131
FFXIV doesn't let you reach max level or PVP. ESO does.

>>533837464
what does this mean for us

Epoch players are transgender pedophiles. This thread and last thread confirm as much.

>Servers are running GREAT, better than EVER before! More players than ever, ZERO crashes (the best stability, everyone says so). Vibes are incredible. HUGE tests coming in the next 24 hours, going to be AMAZING!!! MEGA
>don't do a single test

>>533836425
uh oh schizo melty

>>533823227
Pretty sure it was in one of the books that came out around cata

>>533838305
Some are yeah but unfortunately we can't get rid of them or kil them

>>533835173
I only posted a couple of times in this general in the last week, I mostly only browse because it's entertaining to watch the funny little people on my internet browser on the bangladeshi kite testing forum being completely obsessed with my existence to the point of schizophrenia.
>When did classic Wow turn into a game they flocked to?
It's an MMO retard, its full of trannies everywhere.

>>533835582
>>533835802
>>533835920
I'm not on bronzebeard I'm on GUMMY!

>>533838305
You sound very gay

>>533838326
we're gonna get servers up for at least 4 hours very soon

>>533838515
>i-i'm not mentally ill, y-you are!

>>533838515
>It's an MMO retard, its full of trannies everywhere.
Is that because you're entire life is RP?

>>533838592
They aren't going up today. They're gonna make another announcement to stop being racist in off topic chat when they open it again for 30 minutes and that's it.

>>533836447
based Gokux

>/rog/ won
Here's your tear jerking tissue WoWettes

what did they mean by this?

I need to play WoW.

>>533835173
those weirdos infest all of vidya you just have to do your best to filter them sadly

>>533838531
why did you stop posting

this is a scam right?

Dark Elaynna

>>533838592
No no no, I've been up for 31 hours and about to sleep. Bad kaytotes, no online

>>533839019
Yes.

I'm suffering from Midna withdrawal

>>533839019
scam of what? time?

poggie........

>>533839007
I'm scratching the WoW itch with Gummy, but it'll never be epoch...

>>533839019
What scam? No one paid anything. Its incompetence or cope from themselves that they can actually do it.

I spent the whole weekend staring at loading screen and this general...

hey guys kaytotes here it was a scam so that i could post my ai cunny here and have a captive audience

>>533839265
funny that the state of the server is better than the state of the AIslop
do better

>>533839206
Why do you guys always pick the most dogshit fonts for the scrolling combat text?

pweh

Niggers...won...

>>533839347
I think that's the default one, I'm too lazy to change it

>>533839320
theres none of either right now so they are objectively the same state

Put the discord back on motherfuckers, see how our vibes are

they are at most scamming themselves by not launching the server properly

>>533839438
scroll up like 5 posts from mine

I'm having fun on gummy it's super comfy you guys should join! yay yay

why does kaytotes hate his yuro brethren so much

>>533835442
These threads are my first time on this site in 15 years, once the games launches I’ll never come back.

>>533839506
>tbbc

They did scam me out of 3 days of PTO kinda but it's whatever

>>533839506
>yay yay kezantard is now a gummyshill
kezan players have no shame

I don't want to wait until 4 am for the servers to go up for 5 minutes I have a job

Pochie status?!

>>533839608
bye bye tourist

>>533839506
if i wanted to play on a completely dead server i would just fire up a singleplayer realm
would be the same experience desu

Pochie monday!

>>533839425
That is NOT the vanilla floating combat text

>>533839657
Go to bed bro nothings happening

>>533821394 (OP)
I saw the OP image in the catalogue and I had to drop in here to say that it looks like her pooper is vacuuming up that buttcloth and I can't imagine that's comfortable.

>>533839505
thats not my ai cunny though

anyways gotta hit the bed today was a stressful day of overwatch
come back tomorrow guys

>>533839730
No i mean pfui has its own fonts n stuff in it, I didn't bother changing any of them really

>>533839910
Oh okay

>>533837464
is this in the RP server?

cant believe you retards let the epoch devs treat you like that lmao couldnt be me

What is your plan when you login to pochie tonight anons?

>>533840052
no but for some reason this epoch mod is in my guild discord

>>533840073
4chans wow retards are beta sissies

>>533840143
kill pigs in westfall

>>533838419
i seem to vaguely remember reading about the trolls -> elves thing around TBC because i used to RP a lot on TBC private servers. not saying that you're wrong, i don't remember either honestly, and i don't think that these wikis/lore nerds are all that good at like, gatekeeping the period of when these changes and retcons are made.

>>533840143
Get to Dalinar or whatever the town that has the inn inn Teldrassil is called

>>533840143
I'm gonna get to level 10 and head to elwynn forest

I started playing retail and I'm not hating it

>>533837464
>maximum capacity
so does this mean the servers are gonna be up tomorrow? pochie hype

>>533840158
what a fag

>>533840143
I'mma go to UC to check out the rep vendor and then take zeppeling to zugzug town and steal all their guests and map out the zone for my contract.

>>533840143
Do nothing waiting for it to dosconnect

why do these nigs only open the servers up at 3am est

what is the website to check epoch server status? appreciate the link

I MADE 2 FRIENDS

I started Transitioning and I'm not hating it

>>533840143
>Get a wand
>Level cooking and maybe fishing
>Finish quests in Teldrasil
>Go to Darkshore

>>533840501
To reduce load obviously.

>>533840332
That ones fake

Got to level 10 on bronze beard!

>>533840675
no it's not

IT'S ACTUALLY OVER

>>533840143
500 wsgs for the pvp gear

>>533840515
https://project-epoch-status.com/
https://epoch-status.info/

But devs are constantly dodging them by switching the address so don't solely rely on them, keep a login script running as well.

>>533840501
So only neet gods can play

We are getting ready for a full test of both servers. There is light at the end of the tunnel. The server may come up and go down at random intervals over the next 24 hours while we collect information on our new infrastructure.

>>533840763
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

he won.

more like light at the end of the urinal

Epoch... WON?!?

>>533841062
he's is the only good mod

>>533841002
BLIZZARDDDDDDDD

>>533841068
...a reward for brownest private server

is it up ?

>>533841062
100% hetero

>>533841002
BLOODY BLASTARD BENCHOD MADARCHOD?!?

>>533841062
MAXIMUM VIBES REACHED POCHIE SISTERS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>533841002
now this is KINO

>>533836929
Say what you want, but that Stranglethorn looks pure kino

A biological human female may show up at your door sometime within the next 4,000 hours. She will only knock once, and you will have only 2 seconds to answer. She is very cute.

>>533841002
BLIZZARD, HIRE THIS MAN

>>533841181
brother, half of the posters on here are amerimutts, EVERY /vg/ server is fucking brown

>>533841314
>human
>female

no thanks fag

>>533841314
this is a good analogy especially since it doesn't even specify what she's there for or how the interaction will go, she could kick you in the crotch and run away for all you know

>>533836929
>That first shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzNy7fNo-gI
Yep, kino is back on the menu boys

Maybe I should have played on Gummy's server with the other 27 people on there. Maybe then I'd be having at least a slight twinge of fun instead of staring loyally at a project epoch login screen for 8 straight days.

>>533837464
I knew it... Pochie is winning. It's putting up a fight!

I bought Titan Quest II

The whole time they've been giving the impression its just round the corner. You'll miss out if you're not ready to jump on at any random time of day or night! Genuinely is this a psychological experiment?

>>533841827
Fear not, the faithful shall be rewarded

>>533837464
>very excited for the future
future can mean anything, epoch playable 2 months from now

What are the latest news from the devs?

vibe status?

just occurred to me how fucking crazy it is that you have like 5 or 6 different websites spring up that exist for the sole purpose of tracking server status/github updates because these retards are so fucking bad at communication they can't have one person who comes out to say hey the server will be going up at x time for y hours you will/will not be able to play.

>>533841942
I refunded, its a paid demo and kinda meh at that. Another disappointment. Hope you enjoy anyway, my vibes are off.

>>533842061
>>533842072
vibes have apparently reached maximum capacity. expect giga update with eta of relaunch and wipe soonTM

isometricslop

>>533842130
I'm obliged to try it since I liked TQ1, I've heard it's fairly short right now. Some say its like 5 hours and some say its 15-20 hours if you explore everything.

>>533841956
It is just around the corner though.
t. knower

>>533842109
Cos they have literally no idea themselves, they are fucking clueless

I’m playing with my dog so he’s tired when the servers come up

>>533842425
>when the servers come up

>>533841002
So this...is the power....of Shenna...

>>533841827
Do these girls like milk?

I'm starting to doubt it'll be up tonight...

>>533842326
Fuck you!

>>533840763
>3.3.5 serv from turtle
I would play it
I don't care who the admins are I just want a non dogshit client

>>533841956
It'll happen in two more weeks, trust the plan.

>>533842720
Then play on Turtle