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>>534907607

>>534920662 (OP)
I'M FEELING IT

>>534920662 (OP)
tick TOCK turtle troons

can someonone post epoch mpreg features picture

Yeah man, Ascension's core...

First for gvrv

THIS ONE UOHHHHH

OH NO NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

couldn't they just have kept the 2k cap...

>>534920732
sure thing anon

>>534920773
What's this got to do with Epoch

>>534920773
A fucking dungeon quest Npc summon kek

So we're getting a timelime update today?
As in THIS day?

>waited 5 years for this

>turned whitemane into every rule34 p*rn tag possible
why are wow players like this

>>534920867
no i mean features screenshot from the official websites where everything was remade to be about pregnancy

sooo epoch this week or next?

Pochie vibes status?

>>534920909
Dutch said today, so yes. This day. He doesn't operate on Epoch time like Kaytotes.

So how many servers do you think they're actually going to open, clearly only one pvp and one pve is too little?

>>534920826
that would have been gay

>>534920909
once the new guy gets off from work

>>534920732

>>534920962

>>534920978
probably that to start with and then open more if the queues get insane, which they probably will

>>534921019
thanks

>>534920962
pochie vibes are immaculate

>>534920978
I hope they still go through with that guru 2 guru 3 thing, having one big megaserver sounds gay

So kaytotes took all the dono money sold epoch to ascension imagine being a fine for right now ahahahabababaababBahabahhabHaHHhagaaggahahahahahahahahahah

>>534920961
POCHIE WEEKEND
TRVST THE PLVN

>>534920662 (OP)
UOOOHHHHHH PVMPING

>>534921013
>Crunching
So they are aiming for before the 17th.
At the very latest I get fresh on the 17th, happy days.

>>534921125
It was pretty obvious that he was in over his head.

>>534920978
how many people can the ascension servers even handle? 10k?

Wait a minute
How do we even know this so called Dutch is even Dutch!?

EPOCH RELEASE ON 18th

I don't trust ascension long-term, but at the same time, they've probably never had that many people wanting to play on a version of the game, betraying epoch's vision and adding their cancer would be a massively bad move

>>534921343
you stalk him to make sure

>>534921343

>>534921125
The project simply exploded in popularity that they could never really imagine. These were guys that were just doing coding stuff on their weekends for years. I'm not even joking when I say the expectations for the launch were around 2k maybe 3k people. You can see how it was simply never going to work once they finally realized, the server would have gone in limbo for a very long time considering the devs are very much unexperienced and are not even putting it their all since they still have day jobs.

>>534921209
infinite. they have the technology

>what's wrong with buying exp x3 / item buyer npc / bags x12 slots
>you can get them by playing normal too, it's not pay to win

>>534921343
poopensharten we hebben een seeriuus probleem

I lost all of my desire to play epoch. Would have preferred them struggling for months than this shit. We already waited years for epoch.

>>534921541
>AEEEEE SHENNA SAVE ME

>>534921397
Cosmetics out the wazoo
Probably will be able to take whatever dungeons the epoch art guys make, more players to shill their weird retail- servers too, more people on their launcher.....and probably good will idk about that one though.
I imagine they paid them off too

>how do we get more people to get on turtle Ambershire?
>just spam the threads like the most annoying infantile childen possible, that'll do it

>>534920662 (OP)
>ascenshit buys Slopoch for 500k
>general is now full of people shitting on turtle
>general is now void of people shitting on ascenshit

you waited 5 years for this, epoch will go down like v+. ddosed, gutted, left with a skeleton crew and then sold back in a terminal state to its own. See you all in ambershire or phase 3 retoilet

I just wanted to play on a server that wasn't infested with Manaslop.

I guess I got no choice other than Ambershire.

shill wars

>>534921735
ascension's existing game modes are shit, this opinion did not change, but their devs are actually good, nobody questioned that

>>534921930
Ascension devs are good at copy-pasting existing assets.

>>534921735
Where did they disclose how much they paid?

>>534921930
I'll believe they are good when I see the timelime
And what happens during the stress test, including what mobs get spawned in at the end

>>534920662 (OP)
Thread is now infested of shitty troonbait and pedobait to dilute the fact ascension bought epoch for 6 figures and people calling eachother troon or nigger like on pol. Can't wait for this general to hollow out entirely and be only the containment pent of ascension spambots in a couple days.

I think i'm going to go back to retail.

>>534921997
like every pserver in history basically

>>534921735
turtle lost
shenna lost
you lost

Sometime I think me actually playing epoch and leveling to 13 was just a dream. Launch was 2 weeks ago...
Everything was so good the day before, and they ruined years of work.

They're going to crunch it before the troondle server I assume? Is that even possible considering the ascention devs have no idea what the epoch core even looks like?

>>534920662 (OP)
Do more Cunnyxia

>>534921930
>nobody questioned that
Uh huh, sure bro.
You fags are actually so pathetic.

>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND

>>534922034
proof of 6 figure purchase?

>>534921671
you're so close to connecting the dots, anon. strain those couple neurons a little bit harder.

>>534922174
find me an archive link of someone shitting on ascension's infrastructure

>>534922060
Please reconsider

>>534921671
>how do we get more people to get on project Epoch?
>just spam the threads, forums, chat like the most annoying infantile childen possible, that'll do it
what's the matter, poochie?

>>534920773
>0 (z e r o) things that affect other players in any way
based

Why are Ascension devs better than Epoch ones exactly?

>>534922195
revealed to him in a dream

how is this guy a druid and a hunter? he's only level 2

>>534922297
They made a lot of custom features for Ascension.
Unfortunately most of them were complete fucking garbage.

Bring the fucking stress test up now!

>>534922195
newfag spotted

they didn't address if there was gonna be a wipe

>>534922291
>0 (z e r o) things that affect other players in any way
>cash shop purchases that are sellable in-game
retard-kun...

>>534922297
because they are a business running 5 different private servers of different types with three-four times more people and a cash shop to actually sustain it all and pay people that work on it a salary
the only downside is that they lack taste that would align with my own... until now

>>534922297
Epoch devs have no experience in core dev/backend. Their claim to fame is their custom content. (remains to be seen)
Ascension devs have decade of experience working on 3.3.5 and good server stability track record.

>>534922336
Are you sure he's lvl 2? It's possible to have Cat Form at lvl 1 and then get Tame Beast at lvl 3

>>534922162
They'd have to be retarded not to try and launch it before the 17th
Get Rajeesh on the rittlin

>they don't affect me if bought from shop
>somehow they affect me if bought ingame
lol?

>>534922297
They are better at server infrastructure
Epoch devs are better at custom content
it really is a good match, a lot of you fags are being melodramatic or just the same anti epoch fags trying to doom post
I'm still looking forward to it

>>534922434
Apparently that falls to Kaytatos and his team to decide, Assencion only handles the technical side, and this falls more in line with server philosophy/balance.

>>534920884
coming Soon™ to the premium shop near you

>>534922523
>remains to be seen
why do so many of you seem to forgot they ran betas?

So, all that's left is to fix all the bugs from the bug report?

>>534920962
sellout

>>534922650
sure anon

>>534922650
you need to be 18 to use this site

>>534922565
jesus christ you people are morons lol ascension is going to love you

>>534922649
desperate turtle shills

>>534922650
I assume someone from ass-side is going to mop them up between now and stress test.
Assuming they even use the old core that is.

>>534922649
I'm speaking for myself here since I haven't played in those betas. I know the feedback from those has been good, but I don't really trust the testers judgment blindly.
In some of the dungeon videos they're playing worse than bots so I doubt they had the knowledge to figure out bugs.

For the first time since the disaster launch, I'm atually feeling it might be a pochie weekend.

>>534921019
gonna save this for future generations

So umhhhhh are we actually going to play on Ze Pochie or are we just here to funpost with gifs of dancing anime girls?

>>534922750
>pay2win in a non-competitive game

>>534922817
in your dreams, poochie

>>534922817
It's not going to be the same poochie, anon... it'll be an entirely different dog.

what's the average player count on an ascension server?

>>534922868

>>534922165
yes pls

>play BBC fine the past few days, including this morning
>this message shows up now every time I open it now
WHAT DO??? I HATE LINUX

>>534922934
They hide their player counts, but their current seasonal is a bust, CoA is dead, A52 is burnt out and Bronzebeans has little to no player retention. I'd say even with all realms combined their pop currently isn't over 3000.

boys.. i cant even fucking register

>>534923041
Good thing they brought epoch on board.

Who the fuck actually plays Ascension with all that shop slop?

>>534922297
thats not even a question. on same note, they are commie bastards running korean tier p2w shithole, which any decent ppl would steer wide clear from

havent checked in for a few days how is the status of project epoch looking? is it coming back up today?

>>534923041
if they do this aggressive shop shit on epoch they are gonna lose all players there too lmao

>>534923149
>ascension locked their account registration
WHOS CALLING THE SHOTS???

>>534923149
>>534922997
grandpa come on

>>534923240
do i need to download their 200gb launcher to play epoch?

>>534923041
>3000
and these ppl want to save epoop? they could cap server at that and it would run just fine as it was

>>534920662 (OP)
see you in ambershite, pochies, you faggots are doing it for free

inb4: muh shenna
inb4: muh troon

>I'm going to fish all stress test and skin endless duskbats
I'm testing the fish and leatherworking
very important

>>534923362
oh ty anon, i had the same problem constantly when trying to set it up so I figured it was that again

>>534923362
wdym grandpa?
I don't have their discord, can you link?

>>534923240
SHUT IT DOWN.jpg

I don't mean to doompost but just woke up and saw the news, is there really anything good that will come out of project epoch being owned by ascension now? wont that just mean the classic+ experience will become a microtransaction riddled mess with tons of cash shop bullshit? I was hopeful before but it doesn't seem like literally anything good could come of this

>>534923464
Shenna is too powerful.

Why do turtle freaks feel it necessary to come into OUR thread and announce what they're doing? We get you're getting a fresh server this weekend, why not go back to your general or make one specifically for the new server and shitpost there?

>>534923459
https://discord.gg/customwow

>>534923364
they better work on this too. not even blizz launcher force you to download everything single "variant" they have

>>534923373
I'll go wherever launches first and wherever that is I wont be playing with any of (You)

>>534923515
Well, they explicitly said it wouldn't, but time will tell.

So now that big daddy Acsension is handling the servers surely we can start the next round of bug testing this weekend right? Couple more weeks of fixing custom crashes of course.

Also I don't quite understand the account situation. I have an Epoch one so do I ALSO need an ascension or an I good? Because I never wanted to play Acsension

So how long untill Ascension infuses the server with their AIDS store, you think we will get 1, 2 or 3 months of no pw2 gameplay or will it be insta AIDS.

>>534923515
it wont start out that way. if it happens it will be a slow creep of p2w, and as I only play for low level wpvp I am fine with that

>>534923515
no one actually wants to do a server without any gold selling or micro transactions, everyone just wants to make as much money as possible
theres never going to be a good mmo unless its a subscription based passion project.

>>534923515
>sit around for probably 6 months for interest in epoch to die down enough that they can have a stable server
or
>play on ascepoch in probably a week or two and just quit if they introduce microtransaction garbage
the choice seems easy

just woke up and read the news.. I don't think this is as bad as some people make it out to be

>>534923583
You just use your epoch account when they merge it into their launcher.
I think

>I don't have their discord
>wdym grandpa?

>>534923373
god I will be so happy to watch ambershite die when epoch comes out

>>534923598
you better be 60 all bis before then. cause once the p2w shop rolls in, they will nerf entire game to add "incentive" for payers.. I mean, players

>>534923515
All regular players will have normal deadmines but if you buy the Epoch+ Pack you will have access to the new custom deadmines dungeon. However everyone in the party will need the Epoch+ Pack to be able to do the dungeon, you cannot enter if one of your party members does not have the Epoch+ Pack. There is a special sale going on right now though where if you upgrade to the Epoch+ Pack you can gift one to a friend for 50% off

>>534920662 (OP)
remember, you're here forever

Chinks' long controlled our servers, added cash shops and now they're after our Project!

It's fucking over. This server will become just another chink server once the initial hype wears down.

>ascension devs are crunching to get it ready before ambershire
shenna status?

>>534923756
Oy vey.

>>534923737
epoch already came out and it only added more demand for turtle

>>534923756
holy fuck

>>534923815
laughing at slopoch ascenshit merger

>BBC DOWN
>RED ALTERT

>>534923756
guess who was ddosing

>>534923515
>is there really anything good that will come out of project epoch being owned by ascension now?
A working playable server.

>ascensions technical skills
>epochs sovl
epoch bros stay winning

>>534923515
they will wait for everyone to hit 60 and get attached before adding p2w shit

>>534923964
Yea, this is better than no server.

https://ascension.gg/en/download
epoch is so fucked it killed ascension before it even got integrated

Did ascension seriously waste 500k on this pile of garbage? wtf were they thinking they couldve just copied them instead of buying a bunch of bug ridden spaghetti code

>>534923756
>DDOS Epoch servers
>Flood their Discord with bots
>Cut a deal to host them on your own servers then slowly push the original devs out.
The ultimate kike move. Create the problem and sell the solution.

>>534924038
>download CDN is down
now you know why they bought out Epoch, it's the best advertisement they could have EVER gotten.

>>534923975
That's why I won't be playing while it's "fresh" maybe in a year or two if they really didn't get all the shop garbage.

>>534924065
it's worse than that, they actually paid 500 mil and the owner of ascension signed over his first-born child

>>534924078
But enough about Turtle-WoW.

>>534923756
This is a doctored fake troll image.

>>534924146
wtf no wayyyyy!

>>534923975
tbqdesu ascension jews are greedy, but I think they are going to be satisfied with just cosmetic sales and the hype they just got.

I can't believe these retards bough epoch for 8.7billion dollariinos

>>534924147
you do it for free

>post your face when Bobby Kotick gets announced as the new ceo for the ascension project

guys is it true that ascension devs have already sent a hitsquad to take out kaytotes so they can take over and add rank 14 and naxx gear to the cash shop???

STILL hasnt been answered...????

>>534924218
found the ascension glowie

>>534924465
infrastructure means core, login server etc

>buys chudmourne from shekel shop
>tops the meters
>but how does this affect you personally?

so will i need a gaypoch account or can i just use my ascension one because i never got to register on gaypoch

>>534924465
software can be/is infrastructure, dipshit.

>>534924564
not possible on any ascensionjew server, best you got is transmog

Epoch getting bought by a more competent server is the best thing that could've happened.
>b-but my heckin cash shop
You fags really need to get a grip.
You need multiple competent people to develop a server like this, these people need to sacrifice a lot of time of their day. So how do you make sure this works? The project needs to be their job. Where does the money come from? The cash shop. Same goes for the hosting prices of a huge server, which are no joke.

There is no pleasing you retarded autismos.
Go play on Gummy or some shit it you want "le heckin comfy experience".

>>534924651
>turns off all transmogs

>>534924465
They can rent a whole amazon data centre and it will still be shit since it's a software problem.

>>534924651
>buy DP (lol)
>spend on XP pots
>sell on AH
>go to gdkp
>get best gear
>dont top meters because you are obviously a shit player

>>534924546
>>534924589
holy cope
they lied to your face and you are a braindead little cuck

>>534924437
Is that fucking Daigo
What did they do to my boy

>>534924698
It was always going to have a cash shop, but now ascension just gets a cut for maintaining the core.
It's a good deal for both sides, Epoch devs can work on custom content without having to worry about the core and Ascension can tap into their hype/audience, art team and a cut of the sales.

TURN BBC BACK ON
>TURN BBC BACK ON
TURN BBC BACK ON
>TURN BBC BACK ON

Does Shenna pay in crypto? Where do I sign up for the shill campaign?

>>534924810
>Server infrastructure consists of physical and virtual resources, along with hardware, software, network resources, to support the management of servers in an IT environment.
>software

>>534924810
you have a little dick, cuckboy.

>>534924810
just google server infrastructure and click the first link retard

So how long do I have to wait to play now? Will i get to play today?

so i can just completely delete the epoch launcher now right?

>>534924810
turdlre lost

>>534924127
yep, not sure how people dont understand this
even if epoch doesnt bring in as much cash shop money, its going to bring people into their cash shop servers

>>534925034
our new dad (dutch) will give us an update today, I'm not sure what timezone he is in though

>>534925034
timeline today, launch probably before Ambershire

>>534925060
Yup, but you can keep files

>>534924243
they're going to get much more money from this than their p2w slop. Plus ascension let's you turn off other people's transmission, unlike turtle
>>534924574
you can use an ascension one. the only reason you'd want to migrate your epoch account is for the beta achievements

>>534922434
who cares man, ill just buy my copper ore back from the shop
lmaoo

wagies won

even xp potions are a deal breaker for me

>>534925114
yea, it's also going to be on ascension's launcher now. so the SODomite immigrants might just try out ascension's servers.

>>534925137
your dreaming if you think itll launch before ambershire. the ascension devs have to fix everything on a vibe coded broken codebase theyve never seen even seen before. then implement all the jank into their infustractor

>>534924810
>gets proven wrong
>double down on being a retard and name call everyone
many such cases

>>534925339
>still perpetuating the retarded claim it was AI coded
they are just using the stock Trinitycore from years ago, since they don't know C++.

>>534920662 (OP)
you can request the server to delete your data as EU citizen (GDPR)
I have no doubt these charlatans already trying to sell everything before their shit heap sinks

>>534924329
Man, Magic really fucked up huh?
Wonder if he roped already

>Don't worry everyone! After being acquired by a completely different entity, we will still retain complete creative control so everything will be just as it was supposed to be!

Can anyone think of a single example in all of video game development in which this was true? Genuinely asking.

This is some of the worst news I could wake up to, I waited over 2 years to get served Ascensionslop. There's no chance they're telling the truth about not fucking the server with p2w garbage

>>534925434
He's done that like 10 times now over the past week.

>wake up
>"some mistakes and failures on our part, but also a number of unforeseen circumstances"
>unforeseen circumstances
LMOA coping until the end. Hope Ascension rips them off.

>>534925339
>take terrain from MPQ files
>take item database
>take NPC and quest database
>file>import
>run
>simple as

>>534923975
it's good that for normal people the game ends at 60

>>534924501
>noo muh innocent turtle
Cope + Rope lol

And all of this shit because ktotes and the rest of his fag squad couldnt' swallow their pride enough to say "Something's wrong, we're working on it, check back in <two weeks><a month><etc>" instead of edging everyone along

>>534925458
>a company running an illegal service will honor my legal request
Lol

>>534925481
Its even worse since this is a private server with no legal protections ascension can just completely take over everything whenever they feel like it.

>>534925501
it will inevitably happen. but hopefully the server will stay cancer-free for a year or so, I probably won't be playing anymore by then so idc

wait, so does that mean we are palying on Ascension client? are we getting the ugly nu-WoW race models?

>>534925339
>theyve never seen even seen before
They've never seen TrinityCore, the core that literally every 3.3.5 server is based on for the past decade including their own servers?

>>534925321
doesn't even come close to affecting you

>>534925663
we're getting the same project epoch... Hosted by Ascension. How hard is it to understand this

>>534925481
>>534925501
CoA was the same, a custom amateur server that Ascension bought and let the main guy "in charge". Just look at it shop.

The again, hundreds of cucks were asking on Reddit and Discord to add a paywat to Epoch, guess they got what they wanted.

>>534925663
a-at least its not 1.12

>>534924437
Daigo looks so fucking rough now, holy fuck.

>>534925692
I don't remember asking you, kike

>>534925501
What happened is the following
>Ascension launches what Dutch thinks is Classic+
>After sending out tens of thousands of invites the retention rate is terrible with Classic players
>They see Epoch's hype and decide to contact them
Simple as.

you guys didn't give them your real email right?
you also didn't reuse your username or password from somewhere else right?
nobody would be that stupid

>>534925790
all my emails are real

>>534925790
>not using a different password on everything with a password manager
is this 2007?

>>534925768
solid argument. I agree, epoch is p2w now

>Spend half a decade passion project private server with your bros
>Fumble the launch and instead of just taking it on the chin and buffing it out over even a couple months you hard sell-out almost immediately.
These fags are gonna get a harsh dose of reality when the project is no longer theirs in half a year AT MOST.

>>534925663
the launcher lets you choose between the old and new models

>>534925663
Yep. You get a stable client, addon support, etc etc. All the good things from Ascension. Ant this time they're totally skipping the P2W cashshop, because Ktotes said so and isn't like he lied to you like a dozen times during the last month, right?

>>534925860
i just make em up as I go along, nobody is brute forcing your ifunny password

>>534925724
>"Yeah they both run the same client version, and ascension have a pretty long time experience at handling servers, so it's a pretty good deal it seems."

asking the real questions

>>534924860
>>534925749
this is right after some eating challenge
but he is in his mid forties

>>534925871
The other devs didn't know about the sale until last night either, Kay took the money and broke the news at 3am. The rest of them team isn't getting shit

>>534925790
I have nothing to lose. I don't even have a bank account right now

>>534925790
https://www.privacyguides.org/en/passwords/
its time anon

damn it's actually over huh
what a ride

>>534925871
if that happens ill simply stop playing
no i dont care about my characters "progress"
i play this game for fun, not to collect pixels
simple as
if you don't like it, you can go on turtles 10 year old server and flex your hand of rag to the newbies

>>534925871
>taking it on the chin and buffing it out over even a couple months
They don't fucking know how cores work. They don't even know how to properly code.

>>534925973
what are they going to do, sue them? lmao

>>534925981
you are retarded, even CMs knew as the friday message leaks indicate

>>534925724
>we're getting the same project epoch... Hosted by Ascension
kek, delusional little retard

>>534926047
>They don't even know how to properly code.
They do!
Just not real languages like C++, best they got is TS.

>>534926014
this is stupid
the best and safest password manager is a physical notepad next to your computer

>>534925973
>nooo my illegal server broke laws
people sure are fucking stupid

my bad for trying turtle it's filled with pma tranny and nigger here

>>534924882
Yes, but now due to 2 parties needing some money, and especially since Ascencion is one of them, we can definitely expect the cash shop to be more vast than it would've otherwise been.
I just hope they don't add retarded shit like "unlock more than 2 primary professions".
Only time will tell. I definitely think this is a good direction to go for Epoch, because they are just unable to maintain their own core.

>>534925860
for important shit, sure
but for a game i dont plan to spend money on? nah im reusing the same old shit that i will never forget
every month a new person in a random slavic country accesses my steam account, sees that the only time i bought something was with a gift card, and immediately leaves my account alone

>>534925724
retard

>>534926143
what if my maid sees it

>>534925871
They clearly have no idea how to actually get the server started and the fact they didn't feel like even calling in their sick days to try and fix this mess tells you all you need to know. This was just a passion project and Keyotes clearly had no interest in learning all of the new skills that would be necessary to actually make a stable server.

>>534922297
as someone who has been playing 'scension on and off since their initial launch (and not a shill as, in all this time, i have paid exactly $0 to their cash shop) i can say with confidence that they have the most competent devs in the private server scene

those devs are also trapped in funserver hell where they're juggling multiple projects simultaneously, entirely at the mercy of ascension's owner who i imagine to be some saudi oil prince or equivalent 3rd world richfag who can afford to pay them well enough to keep them around. they get yanked from one project to the next, constantly changing and scrapping concepts entirely, based upon whatever ideas pop into their king's head whenever he wakes up in the morning (as an example, manastorm is probably the most unique and well-executed addition in any pserver, it also was the worst thing ever added in any pserver)

ascension is another monkey's paw wish in the history of wow private servers
>i wish we had competent non tranny developers who aren't mentally ill
>granted: they are now working on pseudo-retail forever

>>534926221
then you can just rape her

>post has reddit spacing
>it's vaguely aggressive, always indirectly shitting on other servers
>but never on turdle
It's so easy to spot these worker drones lmao

What if Dutch is behind all those death threats and DDoS? What if he dug something out on Kaytotes? Are we in trouble?

>>534926187
Can't believe my mans got banned for this

>>534922297
Ascension probably makes more money the classic blizzard lmao
they can afford actual coders

>>534926187
you must be over 18 to post here

>>534925981
Nah, he's giving a solid share to /ourguy/ to keep him on board. The rest can get fucked tho.

>>534926284
I hate their jew shop, but I can concede that they are the most competent.

>>534926347
whats reddit spacing?

>>534926361
it's getting colder, isn't it

>>534925663
Even on an actual assoid client, you can turn off HD models by... not installing them
Are you guys fucking retarded or what lol

>>534925981
source?

What if everything just works out fine and we end up with an even better server than we though?

>>534925981
I've seen this posted several times but without anything to back it up, where did you get that from? Share

>>534926238
>This was just a passion project
No. They shilled it on Reddit, DKP minus and other WoW related sites for years. The spend time and money in that advertisement, Keytotes want money from the server and only at release he finally accepted the truth (their core sucks), so he sold out. He was always after the money and you retarded simps keep whiteknighting him.

Id unironically prefer Warmane buying them, actually

>2 custom Classic+ servers
>both have retarded cash shops
>one is ran on 1.12, the other one om 3.3.5
Epoch low key won, even though they lost.

>>534926483
yeah and I'm the queen of england

>>534926383
>touches her from behind before she even sees him
damn bro, i thought looks was everything but maybe i was wrong, how stupid can you actually be

>>534926531
but at the cost of what...

>>534926404
Please don't post Gigi she always makes me so horny...

>>534926529
t. balkangroid with 50000 warmane coins in his account

>>534926529
I would ask you to post hand but I can smell the curry from here

>>534926529
good morning sar

insider here, one of the stipulations of the deal was that everything would be available through the cash shop, thunderfury included. it's so over

>>534926483
Then that'd be great! But I somehow doubt that.

>>534926529
warmane probably had an offer but they weren't willing to give kaytotes full creative control
xD

>>534926662
Can't wait to buy Atiesh.
Fuck you to my Turtle guild who didn't give it to me.

>>534926591
>>534926620
>>534926646
ascension is literally worse in the p2w department that paymane, you absolute newfaggots

>>534926662
holy fuck, i can finally have thunderfury without being a narcissistic guild leader cunt

>>534926483
if the server runs for longer than 2 hours per 3 weeks it's already a marked improvement

>>534926748
>he doesn't know you can get anything on Turtle under the table

>>534925724
hah hah that what they WANT you to think

i have it on good authority that epoch players will have to give tithe to ascension wow to play

>>534926796
This guy WoWs.

>>534926529
>SCAMane
>everyone is scripting
>raid items on sale
>actual characters on sale
>no custom content at all, just basic bitch shit
>half the non-WotLK quests/dungeons don't even work
>you can even buy an unban
You're genuinely brain-damaged, like actually undeveloped

>>534926836
oh yea? post what you got

>>534926796
Good thing I'm going to playing Epog.
>B-but what if...
It wont

>>534926836
How would I unironically go about this though?
I'm afraid if I message some of the people behind Turtle that it might insult their ego and they just rage ban me or something.

someone fire up a stock mangos with tbbc talents already

So what happens to my level 12 warrior that I was playing on Project Epoch? Does that get carried over?

>>534926483
It might, ignore the drama queens, of course they can see the future and are aleways right. It's fine to be sceptic since it's ascension, but so far it looks like the epoch team will have all creative control. Only time will tell, and even though I'm worried I'm also looking forward to the rererererelease.

>>534926529
ANOTHER private server nobody has ever heard of with 10k active players online at all times JOIN NOW??

>>534925984
based frugal anon

>>534926796
>server that sells full characters, wrathful gear, shadowmournes, DBWs, fucking everything
>better than literally anything
Primo bait I suppose, but it's just too dumb, GL in the next thread champ.

>>534926945
Kaytatos desides that so I would assume so
For now...

Why didnt Troondle just buy it first? They are also making millions and have infrastructure, plus actually similar vision and it would've easilly make them the biggest private server, mogging both ascension and warmane that way
Is shenna retarded?

>>534927036
they dont use trinitycore and 3.3.5 so 0 experience

>>534925981
I can too easily imagine, that's exactly how this shitshow went

>>534927036
Shenna doesn't do 3.3.5 apparently.
The re-release would take way longer than it will with Ascension.

>>534926945
We can buy XP boosts and gold from the cash shop now, level 12 means jack shit so it's pointless to argue about wipe vs no wipe

>>534926961
>ANOTHER private server nobody has ever heard of with
you need to go back

guys I don't have discord can anyone please tell me if there is any news of when bbc+ will be back up?

>>534927036
Shenna didn't want to let them keep creative & shop control

>>534927036
their servers aren't flopping like ascension's. they have enough ways to make money and grow

>>534927137
>We can buy XP boosts and gold from the cash shop now, level 12 means jack shit so it's pointless to argue about wipe vs no wipe
source?

>>534926447
Winter is Coming!

>>534927083
>>534927113
>crogge don't have experience with TC
Based retards.

>>534926483
it'll be a disastrous move from ascension to add their cancerous shit as soon as epoch restarts. they'll do it stealthily and gradually over the following months. I think we'll get to play up to 60 without trouble at least

>>534927137
> We can buy XP boosts and gold from the cash shop now
Really, you can buy that on Epoch? Got any screens, source, anything?
:)

>>534926404
Based. Fuck the vibe coder scum.

p-poch..............................

>>534927028
even with the ascension team it will be at least a year or two of full time development before character transfer between realms is possible

>>534927190
They totally didn't feel threatened and instantly announced a fresh realm from the goodness of their hearts.

>>534927231
what TC server has crogge made?

>>534927298
>SMASHED AND SLAMMED

>>534926748
finally to fulfill the childhood dream. I was denied Atiesh on my lock

epoch won

>>534927337
>he doesn't know
Based newfag retard.

I feel bad for the SoD gamer dads who don't know private server history thinking this is a good deal at face value, you have actual retards thinking there's anything legally binding that the Ascension team has to follow to not fuck Epoch up with p2w

I think I will go explorer mode
I'm white btw

>>534927190
>their servers aren't flopping like ascension's
cute cope + delusion
they're literally swimming in money and have 4 different realms going
btw T'A is actually going to die in a month, just like when SoD released kek

>>534927036
>>534927083
that and why would they need "another" classic+ realm?

Just woke up. Still as hyped about this news as I was last night.

>>534927325
and? they will scoop up some players and grow even more.

>>534927036
>Why didnt Troondle just buy it first?
Shenna is overspending on the UE5 "BLIZZARD HIRE THIS MAN" Client.

>>534927457
yeah, might as well. and we can proly buy doubler in the shop to make it 1x again lmao

when will ascension purchase turtle?

>>534927504
They'll scoop my poop now that Ascension took over lmao

Why can't you guys just think positive for once
Maybe everything will go well and we'll get a comfy 30k pop server

>>534927308
I know you turdle discord drones are going overdrive now, but you need to calm down, your posts are obvious and too easy to spot dude

>>534927453
by the time the shit up epoch with p2w garbage we just jump ship to gummy 7

>>534927631
>comfy
>30k

>>534927036
wasted all the paypig rubles on thirdie real 5 engine slop

>>534927631
>30k pop server
nobody wants that

>>534927553
>UE5
how much are they spending on this? it seems like a waste of time and money

>>534924761
epoch won't allow GDKP
Stop trying to doompost lying, we know the server can slide into chashshop bullshit with ascension being in the picture.

>>534927631
>30k pop

>>534927137
level 12 always meant jack shit lmao

>>534927631
>guys
They prefer to be called girls I believe.
Possibly Captain depending on their rank

>>534927631
>comfy 30k pop server

>still not confirmation that gurubashi will still exist

>>534927641

>ue5 is slop- ACK!!

I'm going to buy my scarab lord mount on the cash shop week one to flex on brown people that can't afford it.

>finish the 20 GB download
>another one starts right away
uh oh

>>534927830
they literally said they'll be adding MORE servers so

>>534927759
I was talking about other ascension servers, epoch isn't gonna have that shit

how much do i get paid to shill from each private server?
just asking

Who actually plays Ascension? Turdtle obviously has a large enough userbase to spam these threads but literally who the hell plays Ascension?

>>534927881
BUT HAVE THEY PROMISED THAT ONE WILL BE CALLED GURUBASHI!?

Damn it feels good to be an Explorerchad, server gets to prosper and I get to play my ironman mode

>>534927881
where?

>>534927943
They'll change it to Gurucashi and you'll gobble it like the retard that you are.

>>534928030
it was in the previous thread, go look it up

>>534924761
>turdle NPCs are yet AGAIN jerking themselves off to some retarded fanfic, acting like it's some epic "gotcha"
Epoch really did a number on your troon brains lmao

Ain't no wat Epoch pulls 30k players at this point. It already lost popularity and with Ascension involved more will leave. How many players were there in the last relaunch? 10-15k? I'd expect even less now.

>>534928043
BUT WILL IT BE A PVP SERVER?!

>>534927631
jesus christ
10k was already pushing it to the extreme
every single zone had a carpet of bones

>>534927941
not people who want to play classic, that's for sure

I'm still not playing turtle

>>534927941
retailfags who don't want to pay

ASCENSION GODS
WE WON

Guys I'm so worried for the turtlesissies, this might actually push a lot of them over the edge

>>534928115
pvp-rp, Italian locked

>>534927941
Wrath+ enjoyers

>>534928115
Sure! And you'll better buy these XP pots if you want to stay competitive.

i still havent been able to log in yet

>>534927991
if XP potions are p2w, isn't explorer's pay2lose???? surely logic applies in these threads

>>534927741
UE5 is 10x better than the shitty 1.12 client and probably 3x better than the current warcraft engine blizzard actually uses.
they can do anything they want with the UE5.
They could add a BG where wow is turned into an FPS.
Add a mode where you play the actual wacraft 3 game.
Add a racing game.
They can do anything.

>>534928319
They wont do any of that.

>>534928319
true. limitless possibilities. end result is indian slop.

>>534928305
I don't play to get to max level as soon as possible, I play to enjoy the game. Same as with how I played runescape ironman before it was an official thing, I play the game for me and no one else.

>>534925481
Subnautica

Anything not cosmetic is p2w, and if getting cosmetics in the game is winning, than cosmetics on the shop are p2w.
It's that simple.

>>534928319
alright LMAO

>>534928319
>runs at 720p 30fps without upscaling and fake frames, forced TAA ghosting

>>534928319
what thirdie nonsense is this, 15 people in the same zone and turd scam 5 will shit the bed like the janky trash it is

>>534928114
The only alternative is turdle theyll pull in players because theres no other choice.

>>534928443
so what you are saying is...the cash shop doesn't affect you at all???

>>534928305
Well, explorer's contract was clearly for losers, so you have a point.

so if I want to play on Epoch now I need to register on Ascension's website?

I'm glad Ascension took over. Epoch was clearly run by "ideas guys" with zero backend dev experience, knew that their sloppy AI code wasn't salvageable and needed someone who actually knew what they were doing to fix their shit.

>>534928217
its quite ironic

>>534928567
Yes. I can't tell if we've both been on the same side of this argument all this time but I don't care what other people do in the game to get ahead because it doesn't affect me.

Winning in an MMO means forgetting the real world. opium is p2w

BBC is back up btw

>>534928319
you sound like a retarded 13 year old. no they can't do that.

>>534928615
You just log into their launcher with the epoch login when they add it too it

>>534928532
This is the only good piece of criticism, yea, I won’t lie. ue5 runs like hot dog shit and if they port and end up doing fuck all with the tools it will unlock for them. Then it's a massive fucking blunder.
>>534928424
I'd hope after 8 years of being hamstrung by the 1.12 client Sheena would have some ideas, but yea if it's just so she can get a graphics overhaul it's a massive waste of money.

>Epoch discord moderation:
>Disable all rooms except for general since "it's too hard to manage all of them"
>Enable 2h slowmode for the only chat room
>The more restrictions the worse it gets
>Eventually close all all chat rooms

>Ascension discord moderation:
>Notice that thousands of Epoch members are joining
>Disable the already in-place 15 sec slow mode entirely
>Everybody is just using the general chat to shitpost and banter and chat normally

>>534928698
I was never able to register on Epoch

Time to change the name to Ascension little paypiggies general

Just woke up from my 3 hour power nap, any news on ETA?

Is gaytotes ever going to explain why stealth relaunch didn't work?
I know anvilmar being fucked but that shouldn't be such a big issue they needed to sell their souls

>>534928615
no. they claimed to handle that, so just wait for now

>>534928758
then register on ascension, its that simple

>>534928758
Then you can probably just go make an ascension one

https://ascension.gg/en

Put this in the OP right now goy know your master

>Shenna is in the emergency meeting having a meltie
Well folks, Ambershire might release ahead of schedule at this rate.

>>534928735
ascension really is saving gaypoch, i just hope theyll also reign in the tranny gaypoch devs in game too and let us shitpost normally in world chat

>>534928648
Vibecoders it was a bad day

Buying a shadowmourne on wotlk private serber(warmane)
Is p2w

Heirlooms that you can use after level 60 on your account
And pots and xp aura that can be used after realm firsts have been done is not p2w, its pay to skip dogshit levelling and to catch up to sweats who will be at level cap in 24 hours.

Then theres bags and repair bots question, which turdle has too

so are they just adding their new content into the ascension client? the whole point was to use the wotlk client, I'm out if they're going back to the 1.xx dogshit

>keytotes was in a male surrogate pregnancy for ascension all along
No wonder why they banned the emote.

>>534928936
>Vibecoders
again, this was never done.
the epoch retards only know typescript and have been using that for 5 years.

>He's playing on Epoch?
>Buy it up

>>534928906
>Good News!
>We finished a little bit earlier thanks to (MELTDOWN) the hard work of our team!
I'd laugh

I would really like to hear an Ascension coder describe how fucked Epoch was.

>>534928795
probably a combination of spaghetti code, weak server infrastructure and high demand

>>534929000
1.12 is trash shit ascension never used it

>>534929000
ascension uses the modern wow client not 1.12 thats turdle

>>534929000
the whole point of the merge is that ascension uses 3.3.5 and they're good with it retard

>>534929000
ascension isn't on 1.12 either, they are wrath client kings.
doesn't really matter since considering how they are talking about it, it's going to be a separate client on the launcher.

>>534929080
You will need to wait around half a year for that or be in inner circles

But we all know, it wasnt good if they immediately decided to sell their inbred lovechild than trying to raise it

Ambershire bros our server is going to be doa now how are we coping

>kaytotes rapes us for two weeks straight
>sells us off to a new owner
wtf

>>534928795
Probably had just put through his small team through two of the most awful weeks of the last 4 years on the project. Had one guy quit on him, had a janny quit on him and after two weeks of spinning up plates said fuck it I really don't want to keep doing this.
He's hoping to shift all the server issues to ascension while he can focus on being a creative type.
I think ascension might even have sharding and are capable of doing it on a single server.
Kaytotes probably dreads multiple server and doing mergers becasue I don't think the prune went as smoothly as intended.

>>534929201
but enough about paypoch

So to summerize:
>leader of new private server is so retarded he manages to fuck everything up in less than a month
>hype completely gone
>turtletranny remains the best private server
Is this the worst private server launch in history or what? Whoever leads Epoch hasn't made a single intelligent decision since the failed launch and you'd have to be retarded to think it'll get better now that they literally sold out. Should've just delayed the launch by a few months after the initial failure and used the time to develop a sustainable basis for the server. People would've been happy to donate to help pay for the required hardware

>>534929223
Do you usually fantasize about other men's penises in your bum?

>>534929201
More doomposting with extra aggression.

wait i thought you guys were shitposting is the server actually called BBC+ lmao

>>534929223
Not quite, we will still get Kaytotes tier communication about the content, but we will get better updates about server issues.

>>534928735
Idk dudes, I think the server might just unironically be in better hands

Conquest of Azeroth's 21 original classes are the culmination of nearly a decade of dedicated development and thoughtful iteration. Each class isn't merely a reskin or a remix of familiar abilities. They've been meticulously crafted from the ground up, inspired deeply by Warcraft lore to embody unique themes and gameplay. With distinct resources, mechanics, and identities, every class feels fresh and fully realized, ensuring that your experience is genuinely new and deeply immersive. When you choose your class, you're stepping into a thoughtfully designed fantasy unlike anything you've played before.
https://ascension.gg/en/features/new-wow-classes-coa

>Nothing on Ascension is being carried over to Epoch, no boots or heirlooms or any systems they are literally just fixing the core and hosting
TICK TOCK TURDIES
WE GOT 2 VERSIONS OF CLASSIC+ NOW

>>534929313
Ascension's server is unironically called Bronzebeard Classic+ or BBC+, yes.

>>534929313
bronze beard classic plus

>>534929373
>2 versions
only 1 tbdesu, the actual retention rate of bronzebeard is horrible since it's not classic+

>>534929386
>>534929413
holy fuck i cant believe people actually play on a blacked server unironically

>>534929297
You are retarded. This was never a fucking hardware issue. And gaytotes realized it's going to take them several years to fix their servers so he basically had no choice

>>534929359
cool, but I REALLY don't care.

>>534929297
>Is this the worst private server launch in history or what?
Yes, they fucked up hard and I agree they should've delayed until it's ready instead of pushing it this way.
>turtletranny remains the best private server
No way fag

>>534929297
if it was a hardware issue, they would have begged people to donate or opened up a cash shop.
it's a core issue.

>>534929504
>gaytotes realized it's going to take them several years to fix their servers so he basically had no choice
if only some of his team tried to warn him about using stock trinity.

Do I get any Epoch rewards for signing up for Ascension??

>people notice ascension is full p2w p2access
>demoralization ensues
>flop flop
this is how it goes

Come home Ascension man renounce your degeneracy, come to your brother you are most welcome.
We're doing WC later
You can heal

>>534929615
Yea, the nelf futa transmog

Soo, half the people interested in pochie are disappointed, how do we go from here?

just glad we are finally getting in.

>>534929645
p2w is not an issue if you pay

>>534929689
they will play anyway and they will like it

>>534929689
>half the people interested in pochie are disappointed, how do we go from here
they are still going to play, it doesn't matter

>>534929689
they will still bend the knee, they are just being bratty

>>534929504
>realized it's going to take them several years to fix their servers
So it was dead on arrival? Impressive

Will the Ascension store have discounts to celebrate the acquisition?

Its not p2w
Its pay2skip ziggers and chinks playing on your server

>ascension is building a monopoly against the shenna and crogge mafia
it's all coming together.

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

ASCENDED POOCHIE!
>ASCENDED POOCHIE!
ASCENDED POOCHIE!

>>534929672
based

>>534929689
in the moment it was a massive dissapointment but the intense Q&A from Dutch and the reciving of the epoch maniacs into their general chat sold me entirely

>>534929969
Any lolige release this year I might have missed?

>>534930035
Dutch is a far better communicator

Why are turtroons so uppity about cash shops despite their own server being full of """QoL""" purchases in the cash shop?

This is just a shill thread, this is even worse than reddit itself

>>534930167
imagine a vg thread shilling the game the thread is about

>>534930035
I don't know why isn't Epoch posting Dutch's replies in their discord

hey 'pochers! new player here

just dropped 250 bucks on epochoins, what is the best thing to buy for a starting player?

>>534920747
me on the right

>>534930349
extra profession slots and xp scrolls

Pochie retards are willing to wait for months just to clear the new Deadmines once.
The labrats in human form.

BBC+ adds a Vince McMahon reference

>>534930404
i'd rather wait forever than play on tuuto

ok can i play now

>>534930157
they know they lost so they're trying everything they can now

>pochie loses the fabled core war
>bends the knee to the ascended core gods
>somehow this a good thing

>>534930523
How is it not a good thing? It's either this or nothing lol

>>534930434
bit on the nose, no?

>>534930349
unlock the 0.1 XP mode

>>534929995
I will rape this thing

>>534930157
You weren't supposed to point that out bro...

>>534930580
wait is this fucking real? vince is a cuck? lmao

>>534930434
so this is the power...of custom content!!!

>>534930580
>as far as they will go but even farther.
gets me every time

>Waited 5 years for the Ascension Jews to buy out epoch
It's so fucking over

>>534930647
Yeah that's from actual legal documents during his lawsuit

>>534930580
why are muttmericans like this?

So we're all playing ascension now?

>>534930710
fucking kek. the crash and burn is here already see>>534930035

>>534930647
>he doesnt know
KWAB

>>534930760
nope, just leeching off their tech monkeys.

>>534929790
>>534929793
>>534929812
That's why no one likes red-assed roosters

>>534930760
Not ascension, ASCENDED POCHIE

>>534930760
ASCENDED
POCHIE

At least we're finally going to get a stable server. This project has a lot of potential to continue growing and become big me thinks. See you on the fields, adventurer.

t. explorerer

Does anyone know what timezone our new serverdaddy operates in?

Are they gonna take a week? A month? Couple of months?

>>534930950
Retard

>>534931041
their crunching it will be ready this weekend bet

>>534931041
timeline today (once Dutch gets off from work)

>>534929373
yet...

>>534930998
either the midwest or east coast us

Post only the most kinos of wow osts to celebrate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfhZmlRCXPU

>>534931041
they are trying before ambershire launches

>>534930998
uh...where are their pronouns?

>>534931148
so I have about 8 hours to sleep, nice

so why didn't shenna outbid ascension?

It would be so funny if the servers were launched on Ambershire's date.
But that might be a lot with Ascension already working on getting their own new realms out.

>>534929969
>>534929995
spambots are quite flexible these days

>>534931340
too poor + didn't want to give creative lead

im new to private servers, what the fuck is a shenna?

>>534931340
why would she buy a worse server?

BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK0krpI5Ch4

>>534931426
jewish gremlin

>>534931340
Turtle doesn't buy out servers like Ascension. Ascension grabbed COA of Azeroth too.

Just saw the news and I have zero background about Ascension but is their decision actually as bad as some people hint? Feels like it was either this or letting the project just slowly die because by the looks of it, there's no way they were going to fix everything in a week or two.

>Turtleshits in full panic mode spamming the Ascension discord because they're afraid that an actual competent host has taken over Epoch
I really didn't think that the Epoch shitshow could get any funnier, but Ascension with the curveball out of nowhere has elevated this into new levels of funny I didn't think possible.

>>534931361
>epoch sets release date the day before turdles
>turdle sets theirs the day before epochs in response
>repeat
>epoch releases today
'POCHIE TUESDAY?

>>534930760
Epocension

>>534931041
Crunch for this weekend but still constant downtime due to custom content crashing.

They should unironically just close all servers except the (two?) Classless ones, nobody gives a single fuck about those, and when Epoch players feel they want more of a funserver ride they can go try it, way more profitable than keep working on CoA and BBC+, literally nobody gives a single fuck about those.

>>534931340
>why didn't ruski troon outbid Saudi prince

>wake up
>see news
is it good or not?

>>534930742
it's they cultcha

>>534929373
Sure bro, they paid for Epoch for the custom content and not the playerbase that they can monetize.

The Ascension team just really liked their custom content even though it's way less than Bronzebeard.

>>534931591
good shortterm, bad longterm

but....we made the stairs meme and everything...

POCHISCENSION

>>534931591
Good for pochie and ascensionfags, bad for turdies

>>534931579
Baxk the fuck off from my BBC.

>>534931591
Ascension owner said that none of the Ascension shop will be going over to Epoch and that they are only fixing their garbage coding and hosting.
>He said so it must be true.
Yeah, I know. But Ascension is actually competent and they have the infrastructure to support it. It's probably great news for now, but maybe in the future when the novelty has worn off and Epoch starts to dwindle they will probably have to start shoving donation shit on it.

so THIS is the power of BBC+ custom content?

Played bronzebeard for an hour this morning. I think wait for pochiee...

ASCENDED POCHIE HYPE
>ASCENDED POCHIE HYPE
ASCENDED POCHIE HYPE
>ASCENDED POCHIE HYPE

Isnt that a retarded decision by Ascension? They are basically killig their memebeard realm this way and that one wouldve been monetized to the gills...?

>>534931785
>Epoch starts to dwindle they will probably have to start shoving donation shit on it
once they made their fill, they will reduce it to a minimum cost server

>>534931853
no one is playing that garbage regardless
project epoch will be ascensions actual classic+

a month ago no one'd have believed that epoch would be sold to ascension two weeks after launch.

>>534931547
it was either sell your soul or push back the launch by a lot or indefinetly. By a lot i mean like half a year or more. Epoch people were completely out of their depth in every possible category, not enough technical expertise, absolutely zero clue how to handle a community, too few people in general.
All ascension needs to do to keep the many tens of thousands of new people happy is just put the server up and help the content team push fixes to their janky custom content.
The (very likely) rape will come much later once they are stable and start thinking of their cash shops because that's how they pay the bills and their salaries. Ascension is not a "fan project", it's a business

>>534931853
>that one wouldve been monetized to the gills...
they just got a new "one" to monetize to the gills

just close bronzebeard, it sucks bald balls

>>534931853
bozobeard was dead in the water even worse than pochie was

>wow epoch gets bought by greedy company that monetizes everything
>last epoch gets bought by greedy company that monetizes everything
whats with the name epoch being cursed? its like naming your ship invencible or unsinkable

>>534931853
>Isnt that a retarded decision by Ascension
actual classic fresh chasers were NEVER going to see their fun servers

>>534931792
My wife seems to really like this client too. Overheard her talking about her love for BBC the other night while on the phone with her coworker Jerome.

>>534931853
Nobody that was going to play on BBC+ is going to change over to Epoch just cause Ascension owns it now.
It's literally nothing but a massive win for them, because since they will all be on the same launcher, maybe when people get bored of Epoch they will try BBC+, if they get even a few hundred people to move over to their server and buy a shitty legion cosmetic armor set, they have already won.

>>534931853
they literally admitted bbc- was doa, nobody turned up to their betas

>>534931853
their realm is already dead and its not even classic at all its basically retail slop

>>534931792
whats it look like
i am well known for my hillarious offhands

>>534931853
It was either this or never play epoch. Even if its only good for a few months gaytotes would have never had it launched in a stable state

>>534931853
>memebeard
Their "Classic+" server had no retention rate, so they might just kill it and put the features in their other funservers.

>>534931591
Good news because Epoch is going to be managed well and the hope is alive.
Potentially bad news because Ascension has a history of having a pay2win cash shop.
Both parties say Epoch has control over what goes in the shop and Epoch has said they'll sell cosmetic items, but it's like the One Ring: the temptation is going to be there constantly.

>>534932081
I think it was a walking stick
not a stave kind but a long branch you would find on the ground

>>534931792
>Blackbvll

What if Shenna isn't a hideous tranny but a proper slavic baddie?

>>534931853
It's a numbers game.
Epoch brings in tens of thousands of new players to the Ascension client.
Even if only 5% of those decide to try BBC+ it's a massive win for them.
Also the servers have literally nothing in common so it's not really a replacement.

>>534932231
then "she"'d be running onlyfans instead of troondle

>>534931853
Because they will monetize Epoch. I can't believe /vg/ really believes Ascension is just helping them out of kindness, even reddit is like nah bro this server is dead long term.

How do you win in WoW?

>>534932332
spend more time and money than the next guy, just like every other mmorpg

>>534932313
>I can't believe /vg/ really believes Ascension is just helping them out of kindness
nobody is saying that, the main argument is that they are buying the hype and audience then taking a cut of the cosmetic shop sales

>>534932231
All hot slavic girls are camgirls. If she isn't then its not good odds

>>534932123
>put the features
what features?
not even memeing as far as I know the only "feature" was the classes itself

>>534932313
>long term
i couldnt give less of a shit about what happens in 6 months

lol epoch got absorbed lmao

>>534932409
the world items and thats about it

>>534931591
Depends, if everyone keeps their word then it's good, if not then it's bad.

>>534932231
>proper slavic baddie
>caring this much about 20yo game's private servers for an entire decade
Even if "she" wasn't a dude, she'd be a babushka now

>>534932313
Nobody thinks this. If it stays pure for a year then ascension drags in the slop shop everyone will just leave

>>534932231
Shenna is in her late 30s, no woman can beat age lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUBs5flZsHE
Now let me tell you a story.

>>534931948
>The (very likely) rape will come much later
Welp, guess there's no escape to it then. At least I'll be able to play in a server where 80% of the community is not in end-game content or just logging for raids. Hopefully we won't be struck by this cash shop stuff anytime soon

>>534932436
HOT

>>534932605
launch is the only time to play pservers anyway
you go for the first few months and then you're out anyway

so how many consecutive 20 GB downloads are there?

>>534932550
thats even better though

>>534931853
bbc was meh

>>534932384
so I can pay....to spend more time and money than the next guy?

>>534932558
kek this is a good eidt.

>>534932558

>>534932865
you pay to spend less time

Bbc is funserver for the gamerdads that want to log in, do some memeraids, log off

Epoch is gonna be the long term for sweats that want their journey and sovl

Classless and COA is shit that you can do in meantime if you are bored of raid prog or what have you on epoch

Its perfect. (If they dont go too greedy with cash shop on epoch)

i just wanna play

bbc was yum

DUTCH TYPING
HABBENING

>>534933237
>It's real
Here we go

it begins
tightening the belt around my neck one hole at a time

>>534933237
>STRESS TEST TODAY
>SECOND STRESS TEST TOMORROW
>POOCHIE FRIDAY

Epoch and Ascension linked up!?!?

>>534933305
this is a good thing

>>534933319
Its going to be so kino if they rugpull ambi before it launches imagine all the troondle seething

ITS HAPPENING

>>534932558
hahahahahah

>>534933237
eta 4 weeks, calling it now

POCHIEE WEEKEND!!!

even turtle is having server issues now... wtf is going on

>>534932558
>using a queue image
>only 2900 queue
thats not even close the real queue, they could have used the 8500 queue image at least, thats weak af

>>534933237
DUTCH-SAMA GIVE POCHIE

>turtle down
eposion won

>>534933586
i didnt have that at hand anon im sorry :(

pochiescension! pochiesensation!!!

>>534933237
what channel is this?

>>534933237
post it

>tfw it's just his cat walking on the keyboard

>>534933787
epoch - faq

>>534933574
Dutch used mere 10% of his power to wipe out troondle

>>534933832
Nothing yet

CASE SENSITIVE PASSWORDS
THE TECHNOLOGY IS INSANE

UPPY

>>534932436
I kinda like it in here. It's very spacious

>>534934056
Well, at least he's back from work so soon we should get the faq and the timeline soon

>>534934056
wait what
doesn't this mean they have access to my unhashed password?

Going to make this the Ascension thread for the next bread just letting you all know

>>534934213
We all do

>>534934205
he could be posting from work puter/phone fagging

>>534932313
>I can't believe /vg/ really believes Ascension is just helping them out of kindness, even reddit is like nah bro this server is dead long term.
who gives a fuck about long term, i just wanna level up to 60, have fun for a few months and fuck off, hopefully Tauri Legion will be out by then
No one with half a brain expected epoch to last for a long time anyway, after we all saw what kind of mongoloids are running it. If we get 6 months to a year of fun palytime this way, i'd say ascencion buying it is a good thing

can't wait to crank my hog so deep in this ass pooch

>>534934397
theres a 0% chance Dutch is doing this as a side gig

>be poch
>do nothing
>lose
????

I JUST WANT A CLASSIC+ SERVER THAT LETS ME PLAY A DRAENEI
IS THAT TOO MUCH ASKED???

>>534934416
>hopefully Tauri Legion will be out by then
The shit has been in alpha for 6 years and they just announced its being pushed back further because they want to script WoD raids also lil gup

>>534934056
>Isreal flag
it's over

>>534934205
>>534934397
OR he just woke up and is about to leave for work!
>>534934462

>>534934498
unironically yes, if the price of keeping gook troon elves out is no drannys then that's a price people are willing to pay

>>534934498
>expansion goat
Neck yourself

>>534934416
Its not even a buyout. Just a partnership. Ascension sees the 60k players wanting to play. See theres good money incentive. And they help them with their project and server hosting/stability. Meanwhile kaytotes keeps full rights. Its honestly a win win for both dutch and kaytotes. And like you said ina year we'll all be playing other stuff so who cares.

>>534934498
Yes. Vanilla brainlets would shit themselves while screaming 'TBC isn't canon!!!'

>>534932313
if it's fucked i'll just quit.

>>534934561
the communication...

>>534934626
>Its not even a buyout. Just a partnership
You're retarded

>>534934498
draenei means blood elves
i'd rather not have draenei than have blood elves

>>534934498
spacegoats are for gooning, not playing nonny.

>epooch trannydevs get to keep the artistic vision
aaaaand into the trash it goes. and if any of you dumbass retards think that ascension wont push p2w in the shop you are out of your fucking mind lmao

>>534934498
very nice milkers

>>534934498
Draeneis present and jumping on BBC

>>534934498
you get your wish but.
it's high elves for the alliance and man'ari for the horde.

>>534934561
>>534934649
gaytotes wishes he had this power

>>534934674
Maybe. But nowhere near as retarded as you for being a turtle shill and pretending you care about the project epoch by employing defeatist/worry tactics so people will go play your trashy goon server.

>>534934509
i know, but im high on hopium, i like the tauri crew and i think they are literally the only actually capable scripters in the whole private server scene, but their retarded decision to fully script the useless WoD content before launch is just baffling
server shoudlve been out before the summer this year...

>>534934779
you lost lol

>>534934561
>8:18
what timezone?

>>534934831
I see this as a massive win.

Turtle?
>won
Ascension?
>won
Epooch?
>uhhmmm
LOOOST AHAHHAHAHAHAH YOU LOOOST YOU NIGGERS LOOOOOST AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ALL OF YOU IN HERE LOOOST HAHAHA YOU WAITED A WHOLE MONTH OF YOUR LIFE AND YOU WASTED IT AAAALL AHAHAHHAHAA YOU LOOOST

I'll take the risk of p2w if it means we actually have non-retarded communication and a working server.

>>534934980
gmt +3

>>534934213
>users.txt

This is a huge win for Epoch and only doomers claim otherwise. Their only cope is insisting that the devs are lying about keeping control of the shop and content. Ascension has no motivation to interfere with it because they would just immediately lose those customers interested in Epoch.

>>534934880
I don't want to play on Turtle

>>534934917
i'm waiting for tauri wod

>>534935025
It isn't a risk it's a guarantee

>>534934213
you are using unique credentials credentials for private servers... right? that shit is 100% stored plaintext and these people don't give a single fuck

Turtroon cope is at an all time high, huh?

>>534935021
Turtle?
Furious and lost
Ascension?
Still winning
Epoch?
Just landed a massive win.

Stay mad shill. We all know youre a turdle. You arent fooling anyone here.

>>534935063
I really don't understand why they skip WOD when they are scripting it fully anyways, might as well give players something to do until legion is finished

>>534935063
based sitting afk in a lobby enjoyer

>>534934917
stronghold crusader... vgh... home... childhood... take me back...

>>534935181
So is it possible to get into tauri beta testing?

>>534935121
BRUH WHAT? NO ONE TOLD ME THIS I THOUGHT HASHING WAS STANARD PROTOCOL FUCK HOW DO I CHANGE MY EPOCH PASSWORD

Can we call it Apoch now? It sounds cooler.

>>534932219
oops

kaytroon u are so cute kaytroon u are so nice
kaytroon- be with me baby lets
cuddle on the covers together
and play with our doodles

>>534935181
>I really don't understand why they skip WOD
they arent, retard, thats why they postponned the server, they will release all the wod content, but NO ONE FUCKING WANTS IT
>might as well give players something to do until legion is finished
thats the thing, legion IS pretty much finished, you can test it on their beta server, msot of the shit is compeltely scripted, but then they decided they want to script all of fucking WoD after that, so now they have the end product everyone is waiting for, but cant even release the wod-trash for people to mess around while waiting since they are working on it rn

>>534935335
block934

>>534935335
Cпacибo зa aккayнт, тoвapищ.

>>534932313
Literally nobody thinks they are doing it to be heckin wholesome. If like 500 people who wanted to play Epoch hop on to Ascension while Epoch is down for maintenance or after they get bored, Ascension has already won. They have been trying to become a "hub" for private servers for a long time and this is just another acquisition.

The cash shop will come (it was going to come with Epoch anyway) but Ascension will get a cut of it now and it's just gonna be cosmetics and mounts unless the population starts to drop and it becomes less worth them to host it for "free".

should i donate to epoch or buy BLACKED videos?

>>534935297
pretty sure their test realm is still on yeah, i played it months ago for the last time tho

I'm got out the Epoch hype train, now I'm on the Azeroth at War hype train

But what does Utmetrs think about all of this?

>>534935335
https://account.project-epoch.net/password/reset

it's over ... isn't it?

>>534935021
solemn thoughbeit trvthful nvke

>>534935654
see you tomorrow

If you are trying out BBC+

Do /join TND
And write something in chat channel, you shall get an ginvite
Since /who is disabled on bronzebeard
Or whisper Brool

>>534935335
they disabled authentication servers right? i guess you can't rofl
good news as far as we know only epoch and ascension devs know your password

>wake up
>they sold to ascension
You can't make this shit up.

Turtle fucking lost, the biggest (attempted) private server launch in forever bought up by their rivals.

>>534935663
>be Ulmimi
>spend 2 weeks autistically shitting out commits as volunteer work
>it means nothing in the end

Who the fuck do I contact to get unbanned on Epoch discord ...

>>534935335
Your info is going to end up in dark web after Russians skim through it first. Have a nice day!

>>534931591
Its good if you believe them, bad if you dont.

>kezan

>>534935619
whenever i think about donating money to a private server i go out and buy some snacks instead

>>534935848
just create a new account?

>pochie sissies

>>534935921
too lazy

ASCENDED POCHIE SEPTEMBER

>>534922572
>Epoch devs are better at custom content
Yea, bro they are so good at custom content. Have you seen what they've done with Goldshire?

Its no different than a game coming to Steam. The ease of access by having all your servers in a singular hub is convenient. Them having a shared currency also incentivizes you to play the others. Lets say the Epoch store truly stays cosmetics only. You buy Ascensionbucks for a mount and have points left over. Now you start to think, well what could I buy on Bronzebeard if I tried it out? And so on.

>>534934056
fairly sure epoch had that covered. when I miscased a letter, login said invalid

>>534936087
I want to kiss Snail on the lips

>Project Epoch is now bound to P2W ascension

You really cant make this shit up

>don't have to worry about a random stealth launch because ascension devs are actually competent and know how to communicate
it's already better

Can I finally admit that I like BBC if I play on Ascension without getting bullied

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>534934561
Was doing this really so hard, gayotes?

>>534936118
only erp troons care about what they changed in the erp hub, are you one of those?

>>534934498
dayum. look at them milkers

Only HIM can delivery the TRVE CLASSICO PLUS experience. Apologize

Okay, but what does that mean about the WIPE?

And the saved names???

>play until dutch starts pressuring gaytotes to put gay ascension shit in the shop
>quit and go play midnight

>>534936161
picrel is me drinking turtle tranny tears btw

>>534934416
based realist anon

>>534936252
turtle lost lol

>>534936375
what is midnight?

>>534934626
lol

>>534936361
s-Sorry Aggrend-sama. Please bring us to your gay centaur paradise!

>>534936535
next retail expansion

should i invest my time into ambershite or epoop/ascension? help

>>534936604
Yes

>>534936375
>midnight
i have a weird optimism that it will be good for the game
>proofs?
no proofs. i just feel it

>>534922572
The guy who remade DM/WC (their best content by a mile) left a while ago.

>>534936469
...the losing competition

>>534936574

>game has no victory condition
>somehow you can pay to win

>>534936682
Ye he left for ascension

>>534936604
Probably Turtle long term. Ascension will add pay2win shit in Epoch and kill the server.

holy shit, ascenscion jannies are already more based than all the epoch troons

ascension won

ros lost

>>534936768
nice bait, almost made me reply

>>534936604
invest in a rope

>>534936807
>Probably Turtle long term.
LMAO.

>>534936840
They literally tagged their new server BBC+, Ascension might be a P2W hell but they do know how to handle the banter.

>>534935335
Nigger your login info is and has 100% been leaked and sold multiple times already. Trust me unless this is your first month of using the internet. It doesn't change anything.

>>534936851
>still no argument
I know, I know

>>534936840
Why the fuck is epoch discord still locked?
those guyse even cba fuckign linking to ascension discord

>>534936807
>Ascension will add pay2win shit in Epoch and kill the server.
p2w like turtle? that would be bad

>>534936662
>i have a weird optimism that it will be good for the game
OH NONONONOONONONO

>>534936370
I'm going to guess that Ascension is going to count the 6hrs of uptime we got on Epoch as an alpha test, wipe it for their beta, and then wipe that for the real launch

Wait, what does this implies
>mac problem with ascension launcher spesifically
>if pochie launcher worked for you then it'll likely work
So it's going to be more like old launcher then?

>>534936252
2 more weeks

>>534937072
who is this onions draenei

>>534936840
Ahahahhahahahahahhaha EPOOJEET SHILLS LOST SO HAAARD

>>534937072
Is Arthas returning?

>>534937104
>launcher
client. the ascension CLIENT doesn't work on mac.

>>534936604
just try it and see if its worth your time

>>534937136
Jai'Lor

>>534922572
Bandit's Bastion in Elwynn (BBC+) is better than anything Epoch has done in the first 15 levels.

Turtlesisters... what do we do now

>>534937104
itoddlers btfo

>>534937186
It's a shitpost. Midnight is set in elf land, the xpac after is in Northrend

>>534937191
ah ok
I've been up almost 40h straight now

>>534937072
damn AI has gotten good

>>534934880
That guy just got dismantled, turdle NPCs have been lying nonstop, and since the news they've ramped up aggressively lol

>>534937067
Ascension has way worse

>>534936935
Nothing is eternal.

>actually willingly playing on a shenna crogge server

Didn't these guys literally scam their past like 3 servers?

>>534936840
Ok i'm not a zoomzoom and I don't use discord
What's with this emoji?

>>534937503
>If I repeat it enough ill scare people away

>>534937510
unfunniest shit ever that zoomer redditors love

>>534937305
might not even be ai, they already anounced northrend revamp in the next expansion and xalatatatawhatever is supposed to get some power/knoweldge/etc form the jailor

even if this pic in particular is fake, its not that far from the truth
its a slop

>>534937194
Wtf is this girl covered in, lol

>>534937503
and gaytotes didn't?

>>534937510
I'm surprised a nigga like you doesn't browse 4chan on teletext

>>534937571
>they already anounced northrend revamp in the next expansion and xalatatatawhatever is supposed to get some power/knoweldge/etc form the jailor
no fucking way they are doing the jailor shit again

>>534937620
>>534937620
>>534937620
>>534937620
>>534937620

FRESHIE FRESHIE

>>534937339
They are in full meltdown. Shenna paying 4 dollars per hour now and hiring third world shills left and right. You know whats worse? Theyre probably not even doing it for real money. Theyre probably doing it for their cash shop currench

FRESH
>>534937734
>>534937734
>>534937734

>>534937383
>turdle is twice as expensive, and has mostly the same shit BUT it's a single-time purchase that can't be transfered
>also ASS GODs allow you to trade other players for in-game gold
Their store is fucking jewish, it's very obiously aimed at actual whales and clueless gamer dads that don't know any better

>>534937558
They're most well known for selling gold on their servers

>>534937676
This is a bot reply considering he hasn't even launched the server

>>534932332
You win when you get to level 60. The game is then over and you can go play something else.

>>534937692
>no fucking way they are doing the jailor shit again
even they arent THAT dumb, but they will have him or whatever his body is left play a small role, they'll probably try to somehow retcon all the retcons that shadowlands shat out, but we are definitely seeing something from him again next expansion

>>534936604
Been playing Turtle myself for the last week and it's been a mixed bag. Dungeons in afraid seem dead almost completely. Even the very first level 13 horde dungeon takes 30+ minutes for a single queue. Least as a DPS. However it's been a pretty "Vanilla" feel overall excepts maybe the mounts.

Which I'll be honest. I may be a casual for saying this but donating a little money to a server I'm putting time into so I can speed up exploration with slow level mount? Its pretty appealing since it really just speeds up world travel.

>>534937842
>he hasn't even launched the server
exactly. he took the money and sold the server lmao

>>534937558
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/17cr9vo/exposing_the_private_server_scam_empire

https://www.reddit.com/r/wowserversdrama/comments/p7avjv/suspicions_about_turtle_wow

Stop coping, start roping toordle worker drone

>>534936361
Can he though? Why do people trust modern Blizzard again?

>>534926187
>12
4chan kids needed

>>534937930
>wait an age queueing for RFC
>get put into a party with a bunch of alli
epic
well memed turtle

>>534934213
Passwords are hashed on the server, not the client. When you login, the cleartext password is sent to the server.

>>534935181
unironically blizz will shit out wod classic before those guys

>>534938138
total nothingburger. meanwhile, we still have a server to play on and will get a fresh before you. keep coping.

>>534936604
Turtle has 20% annual ROI for your time investments. You should go there.

>>534938138
Im not reading your 10000 word essay with 50 links. Show me the most damning one.

>>534937279
go sleep ffs

>>534937793
>>also ASS GODs allow you to trade other players for in-game gold
You know thats not good right? It promotes gold selling/buying.

>>534938439
>proven wrong
>instantly "uhh, it's n-nothing, doesn't c-count!"
And I'm the one who's coping, huh?
Epoochie really did a number on you NPCs lmao

>>534927843
it is, literally who the fuck cares about graphics in a 20 year old videogame jfc

>>534938439
>Has videos exposing the staff meeting voice chat where shenna is proven to be selling shit
Nothing burger
Ok.

So now the narrative is that "we get to play before you". Before it was "we get to play and you dont".

Melt down more shill. Lol

>>534938439
What's your argument gonna be when epoch servers are finally up?

>>534934626
>Meanwhile kaytotes keeps full rights.
LMAO... private server admins are really known for their copyright respecting ways.