/epog/ - Project Epoch Private Server General
troondle filth off the op!
>Recent News
UPDATE YOUR LAUNCHER AHHHHHHHHHH
RELAUNCH THIS WEEKEND. TURDLES LOST.
STRESS TEST TODAY!
CLIENT GOT ROLLED BACK TO 3464 = WIPE IMMINENT
Ascension bought, accounts were migrated.
Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.
>https://ascension.gg/
>What is Project Epoch?
A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.
>1500+ New quests
>2000+ New creatures
>2000+ New items
>And more!
For more info read their website
>https://www.project-epoch.net/
>Guilds
>Gurubashi
Alliance
Alliance
Previous Thread:
>>535292628
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:55:23 PM
No.535318679
This one
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:55:33 PM
No.535318686
>>535318574 (OP)
Yeah I'm thinking this one
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:55:47 PM
No.535318712
>>535318574 (OP)
SEX
HORA
SEX
HORA
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:55:51 PM
No.535318719
>>535318849
>>535339787
Will epog have wodmodels?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:56:12 PM
No.535318759
this is the legitmate thread desu
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:56:54 PM
No.535318831
First for gvrv
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:56:57 PM
No.535318838
>>535319274
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:57:04 PM
No.535318849
>>535318719
No, fuck off forever.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:57:33 PM
No.535318903
>1 is horny trash
>1 is furry horny trash
>other is chromie (male)
I am thinking this one.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:57:47 PM
No.535318918
Cool place
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:58:14 PM
No.535318963
>>535319274
pochie friday...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:58:49 PM
No.535319034
anyone wanna play tur--
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:59:00 PM
No.535319052
no whitemane no post simple as that
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:59:03 PM
No.535319057
>>535319274
POCHIE WEEKEND
TRVST THE PLVN
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:59:10 PM
No.535319065
>>535319274
POCHIE FRIDAY
>POCHIE FRIDAY
POCHIE FRIDAY
>POCHIE FRIDAY
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:00:19 PM
No.535319191
>>535319394
>check changelogs for bronzebeard
>see this
Yikes. They are fixing bugs?
I am out.
>turtle completely fumbles their patch
Unfortunate.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:00:52 PM
No.535319253
This one
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:01:04 PM
No.535319274
>>535319474
>>535319663
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:01:05 PM
No.535319279
I really liked the non-sloppa non-gooner non-meme OP that didn't mention other servers, but this one was made first, rip
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:01:20 PM
No.535319307
>>535317670
look at the pop for every pvp server since classic 2019, som, sod, etc. compare it to pve servers
and dont give me this oh but its private server bs arguement. every single popular private server with the exception of twow has been pvp (elysium/LH, nost, etc)
>>535317863
just say your bad at pvp.
>>535317983
yes thats exactly what happened on faerlina or nost or lights hope lmao
>>535318106
tel'abim came out long after nordanaar while som was still active. its not complicated if you arent a retarded faggot
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:01:30 PM
No.535319321
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:01:42 PM
No.535319342
>>535319239
Can I just call you, Guru, for short?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:01:42 PM
No.535319343
Momberg bought me mexicoke and I'm not touching them until gurupochie goes live.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:01:54 PM
No.535319370
>>535319692
>>535319239
>troondle rushes out it's garbage trying to compete with Pochie
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:01:55 PM
No.535319371
>>535319239
they somehow fumbled at the download stage.......
even the epoch launcher could update
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:02:09 PM
No.535319394
>>535319191
it's an alpha
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:02:10 PM
No.535319397
Anyway did anyone manage to learn poisons or know how they work? Are the still crafted or just buffs from menu?
I think I remember some anon saying you don't need quest for them anymore?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:02:44 PM
No.535319474
>>535319274
Gvrv as always
Let's say I'm a literal fetal alcohol syndrome monkey
What's a retard-proof class for me?
I don't know jackshit about BC
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:03:23 PM
No.535319538
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:04:11 PM
No.535319620
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:04:19 PM
No.535319629
>Now they are going to be here for even longer
Aw come onnnnnn sheena
The difference between Turtle and Epoch.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:04:38 PM
No.535319663
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:04:54 PM
No.535319692
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:04:58 PM
No.535319702
>>535319239
Works fine for me!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:05:07 PM
No.535319720
>>535319967
>>535319491
All casters basically.
Altered left.
Ross demoted.
Wilbur PISSED.
Inex forgotten.
Cailean won.
Karmabros we're eating good...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:06:04 PM
No.535319823
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:06:09 PM
No.535319831
>>535319967
>>535319491
all casters essentially spam one button
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:06:09 PM
No.535319832
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:06:14 PM
No.535319839
>>535319645
I side with Turtle here.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:06:17 PM
No.535319843
>>535319491
Mage or lock
Press the bolt
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:06:22 PM
No.535319849
>>535319758
Altered quit because the jewscension jannies aren't moderating hate speech and -phobias.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:06:44 PM
No.535319880
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:06:47 PM
No.535319885
>>535319959
>>535319645
Update in the epoch discord has even more trans flags than the turdle one.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:06:57 PM
No.535319912
>>535319885
you have already tried this bit.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:07:35 PM
No.535319967
>>535319720
>>535319831
nuh uh, my warlock is a very hard and special class with many buttons
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:07:37 PM
No.535319974
>>535320175
>>535340548
>bottom: me
>top: Pochie weekend
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:08:07 PM
No.535320023
*cough* *cough* please.. please play turtle bros *couch* *spits out blood* we... we worked so hard on it... please...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:08:51 PM
No.535320074
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:08:59 PM
No.535320090
>>535320289
Turdle sisters? Why are orcs flying?
>>535319959
what bit, its right there
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:09:40 PM
No.535320152
P..Pochieeβ¦
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:09:50 PM
No.535320165
>>535319959
>Dinosaurs horses, pregnant men and beers
I know these people, these are my people.
>>535319974
Why is loli afraid of booba?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:10:14 PM
No.535320197
>>535320091
sounds just like epoch updates lmao
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:10:14 PM
No.535320198
>>535321193
>>535320091
Shenna has already told you to not react while taking a screenshot.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:10:27 PM
No.535320221
>>535321270
>>535321964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZEBIxD5XgM
why this shit exist? why play any other class?
come home White man
epoch lost, wpsg lost, classic anniversary is winning:
>true server longevity and stability all the way into wrath
>no custom meme server bullshit
>original class balance
>forced faction balance
>gdkp banned
>TBC in december
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:11:01 PM
No.535320283
>>535320091
Those 59 flags are all my gurubashi alliance sisters
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:11:09 PM
No.535320289
>>535320090
Fucking turtleniggers stealing our jokes
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:11:12 PM
No.535320293
>>535320175
homos reproduce by raping and she's about to get converted...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:11:15 PM
No.535320294
>>535325448
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:11:52 PM
No.535320346
>epoops getting scared
tick tock
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:11:54 PM
No.535320352
>>535320874
>>535319758
>it only took 2 days for Ascension to completely remove the original team.
Kaytotes will be pushed out after the server is fully launched and stable. Ascensions shop is coming hard and fast.
>inb4 turtle shill
Iβm not paying a server run by a russian tranny OR server run by some Qatari scammer. Iβd literally rather just resub at this point. pservers are dead.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:12:01 PM
No.535320369
>>535320175
That's a Japanese man.
Please understand, sexo very scary.
Except Takeshi
Takeshi fucks
https://youtu.be/2Iz8A4JIUm0?si=jazKglW9Rm3yh3FF
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:12:03 PM
No.535320372
>>535320237
>longevity
already dead lmao, enjoy your malaysian bot server
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:12:42 PM
No.535320440
>>535320237
>tbbc in december
yeah I'm good
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:12:57 PM
No.535320467
>>535320594
>>535320175
that loli is actually a grown ass man, i just forgot how it happened
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:14:00 PM
No.535320594
>>535320467
His sister is rick and morty
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:14:55 PM
No.535320660
>>535324085
>>535320237
>>gdkp banned
I doubt it
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:15:33 PM
No.535320718
P-p-POOOO C-Chie *hik* WEEKEND!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:15:49 PM
No.535320760
Remember to sexually bully paladins if they wear a dress.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:15:50 PM
No.535320764
>>535320237
How can you call home a brown filth infested shithole? A true European man (white = american term = mutt) would never conform to playing with chink and indian bots, nor with filth that buys and sells gold.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:16:51 PM
No.535320858
>>535323659
Thoughts on the new MC?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:16:52 PM
No.535320859
>>535320237
not worth it since there arent fresh anymore
>>535320352
>the Epoch team will remain in charge of content
>most of the Epoch team has already been kicked, demoted, left, or is on the verge of leaving
bros?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:17:46 PM
No.535320968
>>535321225
>>535320874
>jannies
>part of the team
...?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:17:50 PM
No.535320980
POCHIE FRIDAY
TRVST THE PLVN
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:18:05 PM
No.535321000
>>535321146
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:18:13 PM
No.535321014
>>535320874
don't worry about it, goy. just trust gaytotes. he would never lie to you
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:18:21 PM
No.535321026
>>535321108
>>535320874
>muh jannies
/spit
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:19:06 PM
No.535321108
>>535321236
>>535321313
>>535321026
even knowing who is a janny and who is a dev is pathetic
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:19:29 PM
No.535321146
>>535321000
he is talking about the jannies who lost their brooms
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:19:37 PM
No.535321167
>>535321348
Question for Elune: I thought I would get a choice of 3 skills every 3 levels and to build my character with it but it's just rolling for whatever skill I want. Did I miss something? Do I have to activate something?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:19:51 PM
No.535321193
>>535320198
I clicked because I'm trans and I play on GVRVBASHI ALLIANCE
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:20:01 PM
No.535321202
Why? It says it when you move your eyes to the right side of the screen
>>535320968
>magic (main dev)
gone
>ulmetrs
unseen since acquisition
>inex
wants to leave
no other epoch dev did anything.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:20:23 PM
No.535321236
>>535321312
>>535321108
>"bros... they kicked out the dev team..."
>"they demoted the jannies"
>"you are pathetic for even knowing that."
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:20:42 PM
No.535321270
>>535322227
>>535320221
Explain in ur own words why this is supposed to be bad
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:21:04 PM
No.535321312
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:21:05 PM
No.535321313
>>535321108
I don't.
/spit
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:21:26 PM
No.535321348
>>535321609
>>535321167
it rolls skills and talents randomly but you get unlimited rerolls before level 10 after level 10 you need scrolls or whatever to reroll things. you can get cards that give you guaranteed skills but you can only use 4 cards at a time.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:21:50 PM
No.535321396
>>535321548
>>535321225
ulmetrs was never a dev
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:21:56 PM
No.535321406
>>535321225
STOP NOTICING, GOY.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:22:36 PM
No.535321474
>>535321802
>>535322239
>you have to run turtle's launcher as admin to get the update to download
the irony
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:22:51 PM
No.535321502
>mfw pochie weekend
Damn look at all these obvious bots.
Shameless stuff.
I wasnt able to get all of them in one screenshots, theres just way too many of them, you see.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:23:26 PM
No.535321548
>>535321697
>>535325445
>>535321396
I donβt give a fuck what their discord ranks said. Ulmetrs did more development on the server than anyone else, and heβs been gone since Ascension bought them.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:23:36 PM
No.535321563
>>535321716
>>535321225
>magic
left way before for unrelated reasons
>My blade will never know gurusister flesh
Count your blessings, and be well and safe within your favela.
I trust you will at least make yourself useful and gaybait gaytotes into finding how much he sold out for.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:23:45 PM
No.535321585
Pochie will release today at 5 pm EST i have seen it in a dream.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:23:48 PM
No.535321593
why does turtle want me to turn off my firewall?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:23:50 PM
No.535321597
>>535321721
Howdy boys, haven't checked in in a few days, is the stress test going on yet?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:23:56 PM
No.535321609
>>535321763
>>535321348
Is there a challenge mode to just get a choice of three skills without rerolls?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:24:40 PM
No.535321691
>>535322082
>>535322475
>>535321573
stop being tsundere and tank my dungeon chuddy, we can go dinner later after we kill the hordies in SM entrance
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:24:41 PM
No.535321692
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:24:44 PM
No.535321697
>>535321548
>Ulmetrs did more development on the server than anyone else, and heβs been gone since Ascension bought them.
why would they need a core dev when ascension already took over that side of development?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:24:57 PM
No.535321716
>>535321939
>>535321563
>way before
He left 2 days before and the acquisition was 100% being discussed at that point lol. Nobody on the team besides Kaytotes is happy with this decision.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:24:59 PM
No.535321721
>>535321929
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:25:06 PM
No.535321734
>>535321225
Inex was a janny, retard
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:25:12 PM
No.535321742
>>535321540
Holy shit the amount of bots DOUBLED since I made this post.
Troondles are fucking DESPERATE.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:25:21 PM
No.535321763
>>535321609
elune is the random reroll server, the other server i think lets you pick your skills but ive never played there
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:25:24 PM
No.535321769
i heard altered left because his reddit got doxxed and turns out hes a gay furry gooner. any trvth to this?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:25:43 PM
No.535321802
>>535321474
>you have to run turtle's launcher as admin to get the update to download
No fucking way.
Come on man you're shitting me.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:25:43 PM
No.535321803
>>535321918
you still going ? pochiepill me about all the changes t. sat in 12k queue and left for a while
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:26:52 PM
No.535321918
>>535322017
>>535321803
its banilla but with tbc talents, thats pretty much it everything else is fluff
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:26:56 PM
No.535321929
>>535323246
>>535321721
cool cool, no specific time I take it?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:27:04 PM
No.535321939
>>535322170
>>535321716
I thought magic was the one that botched the 'launch,' by making changes, whether for sabotage, or carelessness and it caused a ton of extra work for the epoch team.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:27:21 PM
No.535321964
>>535320221
Lmao what a funserver
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:27:23 PM
No.535321976
>>535321573
vgh... the chudbringer...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:27:49 PM
No.535322017
>>535322192
>>535325445
>>535321918
i mean all the latest news dummy
ulmetrs status?
pregantotes status?
all that
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:27:50 PM
No.535322020
>>535322198
if the OP wasn't an anime slop tranny, dutch's last post would be there
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:28:06 PM
No.535322062
...
Gurupochie...
Come on!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:28:23 PM
No.535322082
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:29:13 PM
No.535322170
>>535321939
Thereβs nothing to suggest this. We can see all of the commits they made to github. Thei server became more and more broken because they had to go back and fix things that should have been done from the start, which then affected all of the custom content they had built on top.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:29:21 PM
No.535322192
>>535322540
>>535322017
>ulmetrs
he was one guy trying to fix a car, but then the car got sent to a professional shop and now he is no longer needed
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:29:27 PM
No.535322198
>>535322382
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:29:44 PM
No.535322227
>>535321270
fuck off palatranny
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:29:52 PM
No.535322239
>>535322596
>>535337627
>>535321474
Why would anyone use the launcher though
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:30:26 PM
No.535322287
>>535321225
>>535320874
Dont care
I'm still playing Pochie
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:31:10 PM
No.535322363
yummers
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:31:25 PM
No.535322382
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:32:25 PM
No.535322475
>>535322582
>>535321691
You know what you ask of me.
Drunken RP rants....extreme verbal abuse on my arena partners... racism so potent the aliens turns away, full speeches on why you are gay and why I am a warrior for fucking you like you wish your dad did, blood pressure so high if I were to be cut I would explode.
It's all behind me now, I found my peace in fighting games, I am but a simple big brother to boyfailures and carebear now
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:33:07 PM
No.535322540
>>535325445
>>535322192
If you guys donβt care about most of the Epoch team being pushed out in just a few days, you should just play BBC+, because the merger is coming.
I expected Ascension to do this, but I figured it would take months to begin, not a few days.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:33:19 PM
No.535322561
POCHIE
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:33:34 PM
No.535322582
>>535323108
>>535322475
thats good character development, im proud of you
>fighting games
also based
t. fgc gurusister
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:33:38 PM
No.535322592
>>535319959
what's up with all these alb*nians
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:33:40 PM
No.535322596
>>535322714
>>535322791
>>535322239
easier addon and mod management. don't be retarded
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:34:29 PM
No.535322668
>>535322846
>>535322924
what should i goon to while i wait for pochie?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:34:53 PM
No.535322714
>>535322596
Manual downloading works fine for me
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:35:22 PM
No.535322765
>>535322896
least-pozzed version for paranoid people
>go to their downloads page
>stop or delete whatever automatically downloads
>get the "unpacked" version (no installer, portable)
>extract it somewhere that doesn't require admin privileges, like desktop or documents
>move your Project Epoch folder into WhateverYouNamedTheExtractedFolder\resources\epoch_live, such that in the epoch_live folder you see the Project Epoch.exe, WTF, Interface, etc.
>create a .bat file and place it in the launcher folder next to Ascension Launcher.exe. this will it to run without admin privileges
set __COMPAT_LAYER=RUNASINVOKER
"Ascension Launcher.exe"
>run the Ascension launcher by using this .bat
>install Project Epoch via the launcher
>it will overwrite most things so desu you're not saving any download time, but it will preserve your configs, screens, addons, etc.
>go into epoch_live and clean out the Project Epoch.exe and the epoch_installer.exe. The one Ascension uses is Ascension.exe despite it still being Project Epoch and still appearing as such on its window title
>whenever the launcher updates, it creates another forced-admin .exe in a hidden folder named "tmp" and will prompt UAC by trying to execute that. you can either circumvent this by updating the launcher manually by redownloading it from the website and extracting+overwriting it into the same place, or create another .bat like the one above and place it in the tmp folder, changing the filename in quotes to whatever the filename of the updater .exe is (I forget)
Alternatively, you may be able to skip all of this in the future by downloading the Project Epoch files directly from their google drive link on the same downloads page (next to the 3.3.5 torrent link), but they haven't put them there yet.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:35:37 PM
No.535322791
>>535322947
>>535322596
Is it really that difficult to copy/paste a file?
I find myself having far more trouble with my addons when I use a launcher than I do when I simply put them in the folder myself:
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:36:03 PM
No.535322846
>>535322668
mpreg futa pickachu
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:36:34 PM
No.535322896
>>535322765
not reading allat
happy for you and trans rights
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:36:47 PM
No.535322924
>>535322668
ai shotacon whitemane chatbot
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:37:03 PM
No.535322947
>>535322791
pfui, and pfquest update multiple times a week, nobody is doing that manually
don't get me started of the .dll shit
This shit is crazy honest
>Epoch release and fail
>Ascension new server
>In meantime turtle new releases and fresh
>Epoch is so bad ascension steps in and buys them on a promise of good launch REALLY SOON
>Turtle feels pressure with their new fresh release, pushes massive updates to laincher, game and large patchnotes that were met with mixed reactions from turtle players
>Turtle patching process supposedly kinda fucked shit up
>Ascension team crunching to release epoch and they are moving FAST while managing bronzebeard
>Theres literally 50k+ people edging in the corner waiting for true fresh to drop
>Whichever server releases first, wins
I have never seen something like that in private server space and i been here since like 2010
anyone have a good guess what time the test will take place? I want to take a nap
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:38:30 PM
No.535323108
>>535323278
>>535322582
I downloaded hyper dbz actually, did you see that shit? wild.
But I'm waiting on VF, I'm gonna get fucking destroyed by the ancient tech.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:38:38 PM
No.535323116
>>535323017
no white man is playing troondle even if epoch never releases
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:39:22 PM
No.535323186
>>535323059
They're going to announce the stress test a few hours before it happens so just nap then
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:39:31 PM
No.535323204
>>535323017
>last moment blizzard c&ds them both
this will be glorious
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:39:50 PM
No.535323246
>>535321929
>>535323059
I'd guess 7-8 hours from now is a safe bet
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:40:08 PM
No.535323278
>>535323665
>>535323108
that shit actually released? holy shit
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:40:17 PM
No.535323298
>>535323017
>>Turtle patching process supposedly kinda fucked shit up
The issue got fixed in like 5 minutes the game is up and running now
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:40:23 PM
No.535323312
>>535323059
Go to sleep, I'll wake you up by shouting at the sky.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:40:24 PM
No.535323313
>>535323059
dutch gave you the best guess possible last night
OP is a tranny so it's not there
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:40:38 PM
No.535323332
>>535323017
i'd rather play retail than go back to turtle
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:40:46 PM
No.535323350
>>535323435
>>535323874
>>Guilds
>>Gurubashi
> Alliance
> Alliance
Any Horde guild on Guru?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:40:55 PM
No.535323365
>>535323475
I cant hold it anymore i think im gonna sub to Blizzard again
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:41:32 PM
No.535323435
>>535323527
>>535323350
kill yourself nigger
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:41:47 PM
No.535323458
>>535323017
>Whichever server releases first, wins
this is just pure troondle cope though
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:41:50 PM
No.535323467
>>535323628
>>535323693
I feel dumb asking but⦠is actually recruiting or do you have to know someone?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:41:58 PM
No.535323475
>>535323365
no we're almost there bro dont give up just two more goons until pochie comes out
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:42:16 PM
No.535323510
>getting my Adderall filled just in time for pochiee
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:42:25 PM
No.535323527
>>535323435
stay in your corner, you alliance dog. I bet your wife cheats on your daily.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:43:18 PM
No.535323628
>>535323467
to be perfectly desu I don't think either of those guilds in op actually exist
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:43:38 PM
No.535323659
>>535323774
>>535320858
>connection between magmadar and golemagg
the only thing needed desu
what server is this anyway
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:43:43 PM
No.535323665
>>535323957
>>535323278
Nah nah, it's the last mugen release. max done a video and theres players all over.
But the team is continuing with another engine.
Also to get ego vegeta you cant be holding back, The results are what I would call SF4 ken, tien is bs also.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:43:56 PM
No.535323693
>>535323467
we've been in discord making fun of your anti-social autism, we're not letting you in
get fucked retard
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:44:07 PM
No.535323712
>>535323532
>nixxiom
>this shill
shenna's pockets run deep
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:44:16 PM
No.535323732
i've been watching povs of the pirate roach for the last 2 days....dutch, please...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:44:38 PM
No.535323774
>>535324039
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:44:39 PM
No.535323779
>>535324087
About to run Dragonmaw Retreat. Got some quests and just waiting for the priest to show
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:45:40 PM
No.535323874
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:45:58 PM
No.535323907
Kezan brothers of the hallowed halls HEAR ME.
Remember our words.
Speak friend and enter, even on the stress test.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:46:19 PM
No.535323957
>>535324275
>>535323665
this looks good as fuck, im bringing a setup of this to locals
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:47:00 PM
No.535324016
>>535324285
>turdy release
>imminent
>epoop release
>not even an ETA
gaytotes mustve really done a number on poopie
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:47:13 PM
No.535324032
>>535323532
epoop getting mogged hard
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:47:14 PM
No.535324039
>>535324764
>>535323774
at first glance i thought it was cool for adding a bunch of bosses but then i realized lucifron and gehennas just got moved so that's pretty lame
Grimlic
!YA8uI3LPLM
8/15/2025, 5:47:38 PM
No.535324085
>>535324351
>>535325579
>>535320660
it is banned but it was superior to soft res pugs. At least if you didn't get anything you still got paid for raiding and it covered the cost of consumables. Yes it enabled whales to buy whatever they want but who cares? When whales got into a bidding war it just meant that the entire raid got paid more. I made over 800g just from this bwl alone.
I include "gdkp banned" in my post to appeal to retards but the reality is that banning gdkp has led to other unforeseen consequences as well. For instance people are still buying gold at the same rates they did in classic 2019, but since they can't spend that gold in gdkp, it's inflating the cost of all non raid items example:
HoJ was 300g on faerlina. 4k on anniversary.
BOEs like maidens circle were around 50g faerlina. 500g on anniversary.
winterfall firewater 4g on faerlina. 20g on anniversary
banning gdkp unironically fucked the economy worse than letting it stay while at the same time removing an easy gold making method that benefited everyone.
the bright side I suppose is that im easily making 100g a day just farming 4-5 firewaters each night.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:47:41 PM
No.535324087
>>535323779
wtf you're not allowed to talk about playing games in this thread!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:48:40 PM
No.535324184
>>535318574 (OP)
>CLIENT GOT ROLLED BACK TO 3464 = WIPE IMMINENT
That isn't how an account database works
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:48:47 PM
No.535324204
>>535324319
>>535323532
Imagine being a cuck who pays for P2W MTX on Turtle, just for Shenna to use it to promote hers servers via shitubbers. Can't make this up.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:48:47 PM
No.535324208
>>535324682
>>535323532
This looks like amateur mediocre trash. Turdle troonies lost KEK
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:48:55 PM
No.535324223
servers for this feel?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:49:31 PM
No.535324275
>>535323957
Don't explain it, don't say shit.
Put it on and sit down, the minute those niggas hear MARVELLOUS from zamasu's super they'll come
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:49:34 PM
No.535324285
>>535324016
Just imagine the Asscension devs when they have to deal with tswow crap. Servers might never be able to properly work with more than 2k players. Best they can do is re-scrip everything and add it to BBC+.
>>535324204
Turtle Wow has a Creator Program where if you make videos about Turtle Wow you get paid in Turtle coins.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:50:18 PM
No.535324351
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:51:28 PM
No.535324476
>>535324616
>>535324830
>>535324319
>you get paid in Turtle coins
That can't be real
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:51:33 PM
No.535324486
POCHIE MONTH
>POCHIE MONTH
POCHIE MONTH
>POCHIE MONTH
can someone explain this ascension rugpull to me
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:52:23 PM
No.535324572
>>535323532
they are like mushrooms
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:52:49 PM
No.535324616
>>535324825
>>535325801
>>535324476
this is actually totally fine because you can RMT on turtle
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:53:18 PM
No.535324670
>>535324830
>>535324319
>they literally shilling for free
just when I thought turdy players couldn't get anymore pathetic
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:53:25 PM
No.535324682
>>535324208
But enough about Epoop
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:53:36 PM
No.535324706
>>535324746
>>535324897
>>535324527
Some people think that Epoch will turn into Ascension, where you can buy experience auras/potions that boost your xp gain and they will sell bags and gaudy looking skins/mounts.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:53:54 PM
No.535324737
>>535324527
first you need to learn what that word means laddie
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:54:03 PM
No.535324746
>>535324875
>>535324706
well they bought it so it will..???
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:54:12 PM
No.535324764
>>535324039
3 bosses are new. Gehennas got removed Lucifron wasn't mentioned in the patch notes.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:54:20 PM
No.535324778
>>535325109
>>535325279
>>535324527
turtle trannys mad that the entire pserver community is against them now so they made up some "rugpull" meme
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:54:53 PM
No.535324825
>>535324616
So they like make an account pump it with the bags and vendors and sell it?
Meh I would too
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:54:56 PM
No.535324830
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:55:07 PM
No.535324857
stress test?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:55:16 PM
No.535324875
>>535324954
>>535324319
Is this why Solheim has started making Turtle vids?
>>535324746
You can always play turtle.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:55:26 PM
No.535324897
>>535324706
i give it 1 - 3 months until this will happen
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:55:31 PM
No.535324907
>>535325367
Why the fug do I get this error when installing ascension?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:55:38 PM
No.535324917
>>535325273
>>535319491
Warlock and hunter are super forgiving because you have a pet that can tank damage for you.
Warlock I'd say is a little easier because you don't have too many things to think about other than casting spells and keeping your curses going, whereas Hunter has a lot of little tricks and nonsense you can do in combat to squeeze out some extra damage.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:55:56 PM
No.535324954
>>535324875
that shit is even worse im going back to warmane anyway
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:56:47 PM
No.535325041
>>535325281
Curse that one anon who keeps posting Gigi pics now I can't stop thinking about her..
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:56:55 PM
No.535325051
>>535325231
>people with 100k sub channels are making videos on the game for $50 worth of a game currency that can only be used in a donation shop
and other retarded lies people here believe without thinking about them for half a second
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:57:18 PM
No.535325109
>>535324778
>entire pserver community is against them
holy cope lmao
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:58:18 PM
No.535325214
>>535325789
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:58:59 PM
No.535325273
>>535325472
>>535324917
Hunters and Locks also have a pvp skill gap.
A good demo lock and a good bm hunter are genuine nightmares, bad ones are still good.
Both are easy in pve
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:59:02 PM
No.535325279
>>535324778
Turtle were the only private server devs who refused to help epoch when they were working on launching. Also actively shit talking them in there discord. They are cringe losers that want to hold a monopoly
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:59:02 PM
No.535325281
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:59:11 PM
No.535325290
im going to take a nap and I expect pochie when I wake up
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:59:14 PM
No.535325294
This message will be updated with Launch information when it becomes available!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:59:19 PM
No.535325305
>>535325231
this link is fake news
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:59:48 PM
No.535325351
>>535332592
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:59:57 PM
No.535325367
>>535324907
>windows 7
anon...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:00:08 PM
No.535325381
>>535325231
This is for literal whos with 300 subscribers
They would've paid someone like Azamous actual money
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:00:48 PM
No.535325441
>>535325554
>>535325676
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:00:49 PM
No.535325445
Grimlic
!YA8uI3LPLM
8/15/2025, 6:00:50 PM
No.535325448
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:01:09 PM
No.535325472
>>535325649
>>535325273
It's the ones that understand once they get damage and drains rolling that they just need to hide that are the real problem
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:01:33 PM
No.535325509
>>535325591
>>535325690
>new turtle patch
>yet no one is talking about it even in /wpsg/
>i'm somehow supposed to believe that server is worth playing
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:01:44 PM
No.535325521
>>535323017
Raiders of the Lost Fresh
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:02:09 PM
No.535325554
>>535325759
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:02:25 PM
No.535325579
>>535324085
WOWIE!
BANNING GDKP WHILE NOT BANNING BOTS FUCKED THE ECONOMY???
OH MY GOSH DARN DAMMIT!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:02:34 PM
No.535325591
>>535325730
>>535325509
>yet no one is talking about it even in /wpsg/
The patch is the main topic right now.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:03:04 PM
No.535325649
>>535325769
>>535325472
also the ones with proper pet management instead of just setting it on you and letting it do its thing
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:03:25 PM
No.535325676
>>535325563
>>535325441
fake news, shenna doesn't pay shills.
TURTLES FUCKING MOLD SERVER HAS A FAKE POPULATION
You literally wait HOURS for BGs and grouping in any dungeon after fucking level 30 TAKES AGES
World Buffs don't even drop regularly on the weekends
FUCKING BOTTED DOGSHIT
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:03:33 PM
No.535325690
>>535325939
>>535325509
>/wpsg/
>2 days old thread
LMAO what a dead shithole
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:04:00 PM
No.535325730
>>535325891
>>535325591
>still the same thread from 2 days ago
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:04:15 PM
No.535325759
>>535325554
>>535325563
Correct. Both Ascension (and by extension now Epoch) and Turtle Wow will pay you in-game tokens (not gold) for making videos advertising their servers.
This isn't a secret. I did it for a while with Turtle Wow just to get some of their crap. It's super easy to cut together a five minute video and post it online. Don't even have to get views.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:04:22 PM
No.535325769
>>535325649
>The pet just LoS'd a poly
That's when you /sit
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:04:34 PM
No.535325789
>>535325214
stop noticing things, Shenna won't like it
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:04:42 PM
No.535325801
>>535324616
>because you can RMT on turtle
repeating a lie doesn't make it true
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:04:49 PM
No.535325812
>>535325685
No one is playing with your level 39 twink, Javontius
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:04:59 PM
No.535325817
>>535325685
works on my machine
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:05:01 PM
No.535325823
>>535325945
>>535327516
>ambershart will be merged into the mold server within 6 weeks
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:05:01 PM
No.535325826
>>535331143
>>535332980
>>535325685
not even just that, if queue below lvl 20, you get paired up with lvl 19 twinks.
super moldy server.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:05:09 PM
No.535325838
when does this thing release already holy cow
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:05:27 PM
No.535325870
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:05:45 PM
No.535325891
>>535325730
Again wrong. The new thread was made 30 minutes ago.
>>535316627
I think you're still reading the old thread.
The patch is the first thing talked about in the OP. It's literally "1.18.0 Edition."
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:06:17 PM
No.535325939
>>535325690
turdies too busy shilling on poochie to play their beloved (not dead)game
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:06:20 PM
No.535325945
>>535325823
>sperging about a server that isn't even out yet
do people like you not get embarrassed about having your posts screencapped and reposted for years? is it a humiliation thing?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:07:03 PM
No.535326014
>>535326226
>>535325685
calm your tits anon, there is a stress test for your poogies tonight, you can get your fix so you can finally quit acting like such a whiny bitch all the time
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:08:15 PM
No.535326114
It's kind of crazy that after all of the recent ups and downs we're on the verge of having Pochietopia.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:09:04 PM
No.535326212
>>535326346
Can you fags take the turtle talk to the proper general?
>>535316627
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:09:09 PM
No.535326226
>>535326285
>>535326360
>>535326014
Any indication as to whether they are wiping or rolling back progress made during these tests?
Being a voluntary guinea pig is getting tiresome.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:09:53 PM
No.535326285
>>535326435
>>535326226
No progress will be saved during the stress tests
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:09:59 PM
No.535326298
>>535326408
>I genuinely hope everyone on turtle has a great time on the new patch and server
I know I'm "supposed" to care but I like them rp boys, so good on em.
Except for those bastard devs that took away my big red pet, fuck those guys, fucking cunts.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:10:27 PM
No.535326346
>>535326212
If this general couldn't sperg about Turtle for 80% of the posts it would have nothing to talk about
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:10:37 PM
No.535326360
>>535326435
>>535326484
>>535326226
The stress test will be on a test realm, not the regular ones. The goal is to teleport every player online to the same location randomly to see how the server can handle it. Nothing will carry over.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:11:13 PM
No.535326408
>>535326642
>>535326298
They gave you hotdog shot though. Don't you like weenies?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:11:28 PM
No.535326435
>>535326497
>>535326285
>>535326360
Appreciate it. Just waiting for the real launch then.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:12:00 PM
No.535326484
>>535326610
>>535326360
>Low level battle royale in hyjal
Put me, the FUCK in coach.
I'm rolling rogue on stress for this ONE reason
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:12:08 PM
No.535326497
>>535326435
You should use it to set your addons up
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:13:18 PM
No.535326603
>>535326745
>killing stinky no shoes on guru alliance
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:13:25 PM
No.535326610
>>535326842
>>535326484
same but I'm rolling priest
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:13:38 PM
No.535326642
>>535326408
Nah I like my red rocket
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:14:46 PM
No.535326745
>>535327384
>>535326603
its all i want
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:14:48 PM
No.535326747
>>535320690
>>535326326
>turdle using Cata slop
LMAO
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:14:53 PM
No.535326760
GURULLIANCE
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:15:40 PM
No.535326842
>>535326610
>same but I'm rolling priest
>rolling priest
>priest
Welcome to my warcraft movies upload LIL PUP
you're telling me this faggot quit after saying this yesterday?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:16:53 PM
No.535326954
>>535326859
He saw ascension jannies didn't care to clean up transphobia/racism and he had a panic attack and forgot to dilate so he left
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:16:56 PM
No.535326958
>>535327051
>>535326859
ascension's mods weren't cleaning up "bigotry" and he quit
>>535326958
This is gonna sound stupid, but in the modern day.
What exactly counts as bigotry
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:18:48 PM
No.535327129
>>535327258
>>535327051
people were posting YWNBAW GIFs and the new mods weren't deleting them
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:19:18 PM
No.535327192
>>535327051
Depends, how much time have you got?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:19:27 PM
No.535327207
>>535326859
He lost janny power and left. He did the same on Everlook.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:19:59 PM
No.535327258
>>535327129
But...that's everywhere.
The chuds won, we won ages ago.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:20:07 PM
No.535327272
why is his discord tag Kike?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:20:33 PM
No.535327316
>>535327051
loony troonies will always have a welcoming home on turtle
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:20:59 PM
No.535327367
>>535325563
How does this affect you?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:21:07 PM
No.535327384
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:21:55 PM
No.535327461
the real reason he left was because they enabled gifs in epoch discord again and it instantly became a shitshow again, but then they disabled gifs again anyway
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:22:29 PM
No.535327516
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:23:03 PM
No.535327565
LET ME IN
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:23:29 PM
No.535327609
>>535327669
>>535327823
Actually good news bros
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:24:13 PM
No.535327669
>>535327609
anyone that wasnt illiterate already knew about the ulmetrs part
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:25:54 PM
No.535327823
>>535327931
>>535327609
Cool, cool.
What about launch date?
any info on ACTUAL release?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:26:40 PM
No.535327895
>>535328015
>>535327831
No because it all depends on how the stress testing goes
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:26:40 PM
No.535327896
>>535328051
>New turtle patch comes up
>Poochie posters vanish
I was right not to trust them.
Remember the words! remember how to enter the hallowed halls Anon!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:26:51 PM
No.535327915
fuck turtle wow devs for removing murloc illusion from slow and steady greedy cunts make it store only im going to EPOG
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:27:00 PM
No.535327931
>>535328015
>>535327823
>>535327831
launch what? you think this is a videogame or something?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:27:55 PM
No.535328013
seeing Ross, Altered, and Inex getting what they fucking deserve has been pretty satisfying
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:27:56 PM
No.535328015
>>535327895
i'm so tired and low on hopium...
>>535327931
yes this is going to be THE videogame.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:28:24 PM
No.535328051
>>535328347
>>535327896
>new turdy patch drops
>/wpsg/ is a ghost town like it has been for the last 3 days
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:29:00 PM
No.535328113
They should just give cailean mod perms again, its the only one that wasnt retarded
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:29:47 PM
No.535328189
I can't even get a BFD group (as a healer) to check out the new section
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:29:56 PM
No.535328204
Remember.... we are the council.
We shape the realm, before your guild before yourself should you enter you have a duty.
Purity must be maintained
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:30:59 PM
No.535328297
>>535328462
dominating noshoes on gvrv
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:31:20 PM
No.535328329
Pochie Tonight!!!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:31:34 PM
No.535328347
>>535328051
>ghost town
>over a hundred replies in 30 minutes
>none of them spam posts
What are you gonna buy as the first thing from the Epoch Store?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:32:07 PM
No.535328404
Dutch and ulmetrs are literally
>two giga chads shaking hands.jpg
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:32:09 PM
No.535328409
>>535328569
How will you help stress test the server?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:32:30 PM
No.535328437
>>535330196
>>535327831
Stress test should be sometime this evening (eu time). They expect crashes and they'll be working on them as they happen.
Depending on how it goes they'll schelude more stress tests or a launch date
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:32:36 PM
No.535328441
>>535328389
300% XP boost for my entire party
>>535328297
If I had an option to unlock draebaes as playable race by completing hardcore challenge AND explorers contract at the same time you could bet I'd waste hundreds of hours just to make that happen.
Also is that a leg cropped out?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:33:09 PM
No.535328487
>>535328786
>>535329735
I haven't been able to play this fucking game for a month now
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:33:36 PM
No.535328529
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:33:45 PM
No.535328550
>>535328389
-300% XP Boost for the TRVE Explorer's Experience.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:33:56 PM
No.535328569
>>535328409
I will fish and sing the song of the ancients, linking up with my brothers and therefor needing or keeping it.
Together we will form a ball of death
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:33:57 PM
No.535328573
>>535328462
you know what it is
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:34:01 PM
No.535328579
>>535328389
Raid markers and queue bypass
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:35:14 PM
No.535328687
>>535329575
>>535328462
yeah I wish they added goats and goblins. maybe if we bully gaytotes enough he'll cave
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:36:16 PM
No.535328786
>>535328487
how does 1 more sound
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:37:03 PM
No.535328853
To be honest I worry that not many remember......it has been ten thousand years
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:40:42 PM
No.535329240
>>535329396
>>535328462
Unlocking races and classes behind challenges is something that tickles my fancy.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:42:10 PM
No.535329386
>>535328389
Server wide posture check message
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:42:17 PM
No.535329396
>>535329582
>>535329240
i hope you never get a job in game design
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:44:18 PM
No.535329575
>>535330895
>>535328687
Makes more sense to release new races when the honeymoon period is over and most people are already capped.
Gives people an excuse to get back into the world again.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:44:19 PM
No.535329580
Well well well.
I wonder where those poochie posters went.
Gurufashy was it? hahahahahahha
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:44:20 PM
No.535329582
>>535329396
Challenges too hard for you, anon? need your races to be in the cash shop only?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:45:22 PM
No.535329679
I've been out of the loop since the ascension aquisition. Are they posting more updates in the other discord?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:45:53 PM
No.535329725
GURUPOCHIE
>GURULLIANCE
GURULLIANCE
>GURUPOCHIE
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:45:59 PM
No.535329735
>>535330012
>>535328487
Both of my friends I talked into playing with me have given up
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:48:55 PM
No.535330012
>>535330407
>>535329735
My only two WoW friends did the same. One resubbed to Blizz and and other is playing Ambershire.
I have no interest in another Ascension server, especially solo, so Iβll probably just wait for Wallcraft or Azeroth At War next year, at this point.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:49:24 PM
No.535330061
>>535328462
i want draenei just for the weapon animations
other hunters just don't have the stuff
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:49:28 PM
No.535330073
already paid shenna to sell me someone's prebis rogue a week after server opens
now i can play pochie
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:49:42 PM
No.535330090
>>535331982
>>535328462
Finally found another anon who likes Draenei. It'd be cool to play as Broken.
Muzzy just said he thinks they're aiming for a next weekend release
Did he really get leaks and shit before from epoch team or was anon bullshitting?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:50:21 PM
No.535330146
Please let it be a successful stress test...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:50:53 PM
No.535330196
>>535328437
>Stress test should be sometime this evening (eu time).
Itβs ~7pm in the EU and there has been no word. Itβs not happening today lol.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:51:29 PM
No.535330248
>>535330106
muzzy is a retard
they are aiming to beat ambershire
the stress test will tell us if it comes out tomorrow or after amber
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:51:46 PM
No.535330276
>>535330494
>>535330517
childhood dream almost achieved while waiting for Pochie...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:52:28 PM
No.535330337
stress test is obviously going to be at 5 am EU (earliest)
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:52:56 PM
No.535330389
>>535332554
>>535330316
the faction for little chuddies
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:52:59 PM
No.535330398
>>535332554
>>535330316
go away dumb bitch
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:53:04 PM
No.535330407
>>535330012
Like 90% of my interest in Epoch was to see them btfo Turtle, but at this point thatβs clearly not happening so I kinda just donβt care anymore.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:53:59 PM
No.535330494
>>535330276
Saladin WILL win
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:54:05 PM
No.535330504
>>535332554
>>535330316
The Whitemans choice
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:54:11 PM
No.535330517
>>535330965
>>535330276
which crusader is this? don't remember the original and extreme with improved graphics. i should re-play it tho
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:54:27 PM
No.535330539
>>535326859
jannies are so funny lol
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:54:44 PM
No.535330580
>>535330738
>>535325685
wtf are you yapping about, Orgrimmar drops all the fucking time.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:55:33 PM
No.535330664
I'm playing Kezan horde.
And I'm the gigachud.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:56:19 PM
No.535330738
>>535330864
>>535330580
>1 head every 8 hours
>alot
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:56:52 PM
No.535330791
>>535330694
my motherfucking chudda
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:56:55 PM
No.535330793
>>535330910
>>535330915
>>535330694
>chud
>kezan
damn you cant even be racist properly, you failed at everything
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:57:45 PM
No.535330864
>>535330738
It dropped atleast 4 times today.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:57:54 PM
No.535330883
>>535331531
>>535330694
You better have warmode on or I'm revoking your license to chud
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:57:59 PM
No.535330895
>>535329575
yeah I'd be happy if they just added new races in an organic way but idk w/e, I doubt it'll ever be draenei
just pls no more fucking elves
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:58:08 PM
No.535330910
>>535331015
>>535330793
okay the truth is all the cute girls are on gurubashi and Iβm really shy and they make me nervous
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:58:12 PM
No.535330915
>>535330793
Silence.
Black.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:58:41 PM
No.535330965
>>535331358
>>535330517
it's the new definite edition that just released
it has the original game, expansions, extreme and new content
also has amazing qol like setting auto sells and buys from marketplace
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:58:46 PM
No.535330981
>>535325685
Whenever I see someone like you lying about something you hate, I think to myself "If they have to lie and make up shit to hate on, what's even the point?" If Turtle Wow were truly a bad server, why tells lies to try to make it look bad? Wouldn't the truth suffice?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:59:05 PM
No.535331015
>>535331228
>>535330910
then go gurubashi horde? the cuteposters are alliance
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:59:14 PM
No.535331032
>>535331180
>>535331228
Why?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:59:15 PM
No.535331035
>>535330694
>crossfaction server
>chud
Nah, you're definitely a cuck anon.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:00:19 PM
No.535331143
>>535325826
>if queue below lvl 20, you get paired up with lvl 19 twinks.
First time playing wow? Itβs been like this since 2006. The only exception was very early in 2019 Classic.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:00:46 PM
No.535331180
>>535331429
>>535331032
based, fuck these terminally online retards
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:01:14 PM
No.535331228
>>535331485
>>535331015
back off, im gonna protect the cuteguruposters with my life
>>535331032
absolutely sovlless, i fucking hate how corporate ascension management is
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:01:31 PM
No.535331253
>>535331676
>>535334403
>>535330694
make sure to sign the contract
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:02:32 PM
No.535331358
>>535332098
>>535330965
oh fugg i didn't even know about that. gonna get it and replay it, thanks
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:02:40 PM
No.535331370
>>535330106
probably just guessing, that's what i'd figure too given the speed at which they're working
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:03:13 PM
No.535331428
>>535331549
Ulmetrs is Heritix right?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:03:14 PM
No.535331429
>>535331572
>>535331180
anon, i hate to break it to you. the people who thought they were oppressed because they couldnt post an emoji and have done nothing but piss their diapers over discord mods for two weeks are the ones that are terminally online
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:03:18 PM
No.535331436
Pray you do not tempt my blade gurusisters.
I will remain on MY server with warmode blazing.
You simply keep away.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:03:52 PM
No.535331485
>>535331228
>m-my colors
troon....
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:04:18 PM
No.535331513
>>535331621
>>535331805
le 4chins guild on Guru Horde when?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:04:27 PM
No.535331531
>>535331737
>>535330883
>warmode on kezan
Genuine question, why would I? I play here to avoid wpvp, if I wanted wpvp why wouldn't I just play the other server?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:04:37 PM
No.535331549
>>535331741
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:04:47 PM
No.535331564
>>535331682
>>535332348
>release lead online for the first time since the merger
is it happening?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:04:50 PM
No.535331572
>>535331429
I agree with you, but there's no fucking way that people who want flashy colors for their online chat room aren't terminally online as well. Discord is only for voice chat and server notifications desu
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:05:19 PM
No.535331621
>>535331903
>>535331513
>horde
sorry, I am White.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:05:49 PM
No.535331676
>>535331253
That goes without saying.
To Be Honest.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:05:52 PM
No.535331682
>>535331760
>>535331564
He's working on BBC+
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:06:17 PM
No.535331737
>>535331914
>>535332145
>>535331531
Because all the og echuds were planning on it til the guru containment server appeared for the brownies, however the plan remains unchanged
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:06:20 PM
No.535331741
>>535331549
nice, what an absolute gigachad.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:06:30 PM
No.535331760
>>535331682
who isn't but what does have to do with WoW?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:08:00 PM
No.535331903
>>535331951
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:08:07 PM
No.535331914
>>535331737
UNINITIATED delete this.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:08:24 PM
No.535331951
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:08:44 PM
No.535331982
>>535330090
I wouldn't mind if they made draenei somewhat uglier since in vanilla only lost ones draenei exist. But that'd mean that they can give them to horde. Which sound weird by also funny.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:09:04 PM
No.535332029
>"noshoes"
>orcs, the aryans of the horde, wear shoes
>meanwhile nelves are a bunch of barefoot hippies
care to explain yourselves, allibucks?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:09:06 PM
No.535332032
>>535332726
>>535332995
Did we run out of Whitemane edits? Burn the heretics who put anything else in the OP.
Man, I keep making the mistake of opening the Epog channel on the Ascension Discord and getting eye-cancer. Has there been any news since Dutch updated 15 hours ago?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:09:20 PM
No.535332072
>>535331805
You must be at least 18 to be on this website.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:09:31 PM
No.535332090
>>535331805
who's making the guild and is he based or gay?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:09:36 PM
No.535332098
>>535331358
it also has better zoom function instead of just the close and far that og had
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:09:55 PM
No.535332128
>>535331805
extremely generic, uncreative, uninteresting, and boring
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:10:06 PM
No.535332145
>>535331737
lol nobody is gonna flag on kezan, using warmode there just signals that you want to want to pretend to be an epic soldier but you are too scared to go to the pvp server
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:10:40 PM
No.535332193
>>535331805
Ok this is based and kino. I will join your merry band of /b/rothers!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:12:08 PM
No.535332348
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:12:21 PM
No.535332375
>>535332484
poochie.. w-weekend?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:13:12 PM
No.535332482
Let that sink in.
That's right, an elite emblem forged by the council.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:13:13 PM
No.535332484
>>535332375
no poochie
just poopie
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:13:23 PM
No.535332497
>>535332652
I always thought this cringe logo+font is just for beta and they'll rebrand before release. Who even thought it looks good in the first place?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:13:48 PM
No.535332554
>>535332798
>>535334148
>>535330389
>>535330398
>>535330504
explain it to me please!!! i'm new to wow
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:14:08 PM
No.535332592
>>535325351
I love shilling !!!!!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:14:09 PM
No.535332593
So the best time would be now for a Stress test (EU and NA are awake)
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:14:39 PM
No.535332652
>>535333142
>>535332497
I kinda like it, no idea what you're triggered by here.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:14:51 PM
No.535332673
>>535332889
Do I need to download the Ascension Launcher or can I just keep the Epoch one?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:15:17 PM
No.535332726
>>535332032
>even Whitemane baker gave up
itβs legit over. nobody wants to play an Ascension server.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:15:33 PM
No.535332757
>>535333062
are we expecting the stress test some time tonight?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:15:39 PM
No.535332774
To honor the legacy of ToD guild
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:15:51 PM
No.535332798
>>535332554
It's quite simple. on one side you have psyoped losers.
On the other Chuds with superhuman abilities.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:16:48 PM
No.535332889
>>535332673
You need Ascensions 50gb admin-access spyware launcher
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:17:03 PM
No.535332909
>>535333096
>less than 8k online
DOA
kek
turtle lost. ambie will lose too. asspoch won.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:17:35 PM
No.535332980
>>535325685
>>535325826
everyone's just waiting for ambie
>>535332032
This is literally whitemane nagatoro in the op
RETARD
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:17:53 PM
No.535333016
>>535333298
>>535333352
can you stop saying chud, it sounds gay and onions and thats how trannies call us
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:18:19 PM
No.535333062
>>535333126
>>535332757
Itβs 8pm there and thereβs been no word, so Iβm not holding my breath desu.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:18:32 PM
No.535333092
i just wanna log in
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:18:34 PM
No.535333096
>>535332909
epoop will win, so long as the server can even hold 8k
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:18:53 PM
No.535333126
>>535333062
the updates always come out in burgertime
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:18:53 PM
No.535333128
>>535332995
>Whitemane
>Furry
Cleanse yourself, filthy heretic.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:18:59 PM
No.535333142
>>535333402
>>535332652
It's this but worse. Creatively bankrupt and cheap looking.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:19:21 PM
No.535333184
>>535333289
>>535333301
post more fresh Whitemane gens
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:19:39 PM
No.535333208
>>535332995
needs tanlines
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:19:43 PM
No.535333216
>>535333349
>>535333396
Which one of you did this?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:20:11 PM
No.535333253
GURUPOCHIE
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:20:32 PM
No.535333289
>>535333184
The American entertainment industry might actually be the most evil group to ever exist.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:20:35 PM
No.535333298
>>535333016
>Stop saying chud
Never, I am the chudbringer. by my side stand the chudromancer the chuddah the chudgion and a army thousand strong of proud chud, only within their ranks as another chud do I feel peace.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:20:37 PM
No.535333301
>>535333485
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:20:49 PM
No.535333327
>>535332995
>naga niggy op
>not the prez whiteman op
Hell I'll even take yoshi at this point
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:20:57 PM
No.535333349
>>535333216
this is how dumb zoomwiggers actually are.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:20:59 PM
No.535333352
>>535333463
>>535333569
>>535333016
You'll be fine, chuddie.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:21:25 PM
No.535333396
>>535333487
>>535333216
cringe boomer humour
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:21:29 PM
No.535333402
>>535333142
Oh yeah, I see the similarity. Still not really rubbing me the wrong way, but I see your point.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:22:14 PM
No.535333463
>>535333527
>>535333352
This never happens.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:22:28 PM
No.535333485
>>535333301
like on all fours or upskirt
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:22:29 PM
No.535333487
>>535333654
>>535333396
Iβll take boomer humor over zoomers complete lack of humor any day.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:22:53 PM
No.535333527
>>535333715
>>535333463
>it was real
>in my mind
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:23:15 PM
No.535333569
>>535333352
me on the left
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:23:47 PM
No.535333625
where are the servers now?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:24:06 PM
No.535333653
>>535333789
>>535333914
you WILL play pochie today
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:24:06 PM
No.535333654
>>535333870
>>535333487
he said while seething over dry humor zoomies
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:24:17 PM
No.535333680
>>535333742
Is Kes hot?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:24:35 PM
No.535333715
>>535333527
>It was real
>In my mind
Hey do any of you guys hear a weird static when Anon talks? is it me?
A what changer? oh sorry mate.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:24:55 PM
No.535333742
>>535333680
depends, whats your opinion on skeletussy
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:25:24 PM
No.535333789
>>535333894
>>535333653
but i have raid in xiv
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:25:33 PM
No.535333806
just 24 hours until we get to wait 24 hours!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:25:35 PM
No.535333812
>>535335175
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:26:10 PM
No.535333870
>>535333932
>>535334058
>>535333654
>dry humor
You donβt even know what this means lol.
Zoomers understand dry humor less than any other generation. They literally just give you a deadpan stare and say βWhat?β.
>>535333789
Never played xiv, do they have cool on use items or chance on hit effects or is everything just a stat stick
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:26:22 PM
No.535333897
>>535333976
>>535334114
classic anniversary won. I'm resubbing. done with private servers.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:26:32 PM
No.535333914
>>535333653
>pink pocky
You come near me with that devilry and you are 100% getting kicked in the nuts buddy
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:26:40 PM
No.535333932
>>535334357
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:27:05 PM
No.535333976
>>535333897
based
same
legion remix looks pretty poggers too
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:27:53 PM
No.535334058
>>535333870
>stares @ u vacantly
Bussin
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:28:16 PM
No.535334104
>>535333894
its just stat sticks
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:28:23 PM
No.535334114
>>535333897
Iβm heavily considering this. Blizzard isnβt great, but private servers have been pissing me off non-stop lately. And Iβve pretty much only played on pservers since like 2013.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:28:24 PM
No.535334118
>>535334368
enjoying some BBC while we wait, bros
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:28:44 PM
No.535334148
>>535335608
>>535332554
Noshoes refers to the Horde, since trolls and taurens don't wear shoes. Noshoes = Niggers, basically
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:29:33 PM
No.535334237
>>535333894
you will never have Catgirls in wow
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:29:43 PM
No.535334254
>>535333894
There is no variance in builds or any fun/goofy shit in combat. Everything is just higher stats, but as a result the balance is much more finely tuned.
But the encounter design is really strong and mechanics are a lot of fun to learn and execute.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:30:49 PM
No.535334357
>>535334465
>>535333932
>look at this one video
YouTube comedy was at its height from 2008-2015.
Zoomers taking over the site is a huge reason the content has went to shit.
There are like ~5 total comedy channels run by zoomers that are worth watching.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:30:58 PM
No.535334368
>>535334118
BBC is good to mid, perfect waiting room
I fucking love the items scattered around the world, but I don't know how end game is going to play out
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:31:05 PM
No.535334380
>>535334792
>STV ring of blood
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to STV tomorrow
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:31:22 PM
No.535334403
>>535334905
>>535331253
Why didn't they call the title something like "Epochal Explorer" instead of something you get from a covid infection or from waiting for the servers to go up
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:31:24 PM
No.535334407
>>535336941
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:31:59 PM
No.535334465
>>535334949
>>535334357
>duhh the zoomer that built his entire channel off dry humor for his zoomer audience of hundreds of thousands doesn't count
okay nigger
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:33:05 PM
No.535334595
Pochie tonight
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:33:38 PM
No.535334650
POCHIE SATURDAY
>POCHIE SATURDAY
POCHIE SATURDAY
>POCHIE SATURDAY
POCHIE SATURDAY
>POCHIE SATURDAY
POCHIE SATURDAY
>POCHIE SATURDAY
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:35:00 PM
No.535334792
>>535334380
>gardavoir
>"aba"
What did the asparagus mean by this
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:35:12 PM
No.535334805
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:35:18 PM
No.535334813
I'm losing hope.....
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:36:03 PM
No.535334885
>>535334952
Alright you might not be members of the hallowed halls nor know or words and password but.
ON THIS STRESS TEST.
I think we can all agree to team up To Be Honest.
We have little time and many foes before us, so I suggest we all bash our fucking skulls together and come up with a plan and faction.
How does that sound.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:36:15 PM
No.535334905
>>535334403
I don't know, I'd prefer just 'Explorer' but whatever
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:36:35 PM
No.535334936
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:36:43 PM
No.535334949
>>535335246
>>535335553
>>535334465
He counts. His video was funny. But it doesnβt change my point. Comedy overwhelmingly isnβt popular with this generation like it was with past generations.
Literally just look at the lack of comedy videos/movies being made making.
Just look up β2024 comedy moviesβ and compare the list to β2004 comedy moviesβ. The genre is practically extinct. The only βcomediesβ made today are cartoon movies.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:36:45 PM
No.535334952
>>535335043
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:37:34 PM
No.535335043
>>535334952
Alright what's your name, I will not invite you.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:38:05 PM
No.535335097
>>535334807
pissing on the floor like a bad girl
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:38:34 PM
No.535335157
>>535334807
The collar is on the wrong end...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:38:46 PM
No.535335175
>>535333812
i look like this and say this
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:39:28 PM
No.535335246
>>535334949
>"why can't zoomies just live in the good old days before they were born!"
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:39:46 PM
No.535335276
>>535335350
My suggestion to the temporary council is this.
Druids, we all roll druids and rush moonfire ASAP.
Tauren druids so we have warstomp
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:40:24 PM
No.535335350
>>535335452
>>535335276
can you stop avatarfagging with that dogshit anime
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:40:51 PM
No.535335404
>"Focused Assault" aka WSG flag debuff is ~1 per minute, so capping ASAP is still 20/30% dmg more
>also if you drop the flag, stacks stay on until you die
>melees getting insane/double damage literally out of nowhere
>you can't ress in BGs, have to run to your body
>players are friendly to each other in Arena
>warmode nerfed to 5%
>still no x-faction BGs (they were coming 1.18 but uhh)
You have to suffer from battered-wife syndrome to still play PvP on this shitstain of a server kek
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:41:22 PM
No.535335452
>>535335562
>>535335350
I don't see a trip
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:41:43 PM
No.535335492
>>535335869
he's booting up the stress test
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:42:12 PM
No.535335553
>>535335919
>>535336080
>>535334949
>epoch so dead people are arguing about the definition of comedy
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:42:14 PM
No.535335562
>>535335719
>>535335452
Avatarfagging has nothing to do with trips you retarded newfag.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:42:32 PM
No.535335597
was gone all day, did I miss the stress test?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:42:36 PM
No.535335608
>>535334148
why should tauren wear shoes when they have hooves? trolls however have no excuse
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:42:50 PM
No.535335634
>>535334807
Thats me on gurubashi alliance
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:43:12 PM
No.535335672
>>535335732
just tried to update my twow and kaspersky straight up deleted everything xd fuck that server
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:43:35 PM
No.535335719
>>535335562
Oh?
Is it now, do you know what you can do about that?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:43:43 PM
No.535335732
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:44:17 PM
No.535335787
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:45:07 PM
No.535335869
>>535335492
>points for creativity
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:45:29 PM
No.535335919
>>535335553
>dead
implying we've even lived
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:45:45 PM
No.535335959
>>535336045
>>535336050
>>535334807
Make the hand green and this is me on Kezan Alliance
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:46:33 PM
No.535336037
>>535319491
Warlock? No youβre expected to do things like get there first to summon, banish demons, and know when to fear something. Itβs a tryhard class. Iβd say Hunter since people already expect new and bad players to play it, as well as gold farmers and bots.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:46:40 PM
No.535336045
>>535335959
>Kezan Alliance
>>535335959
I wonder if you could take Tauren knot
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:46:58 PM
No.535336080
>>535335553
You cannot make a joke post here without someone taking it seriously or someone twisting it to fulfill an agenda.
A serious lack of whimsy.
Souls that lack God's light.
I just had a wonderful 8 hours of sleep, 'Poch status?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:48:30 PM
No.535336247
>>535336487
>>535336530
reminder that alliance is the faction of trannies playing fem characters and mutts larping as White men
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:48:51 PM
No.535336283
>>535336620
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:48:59 PM
No.535336303
>cant even get a stress test into before ambershire launch
FUCKING KEK
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:49:29 PM
No.535336346
>>535336232
Go back to sleep Anon we're busy deciding stuff
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:49:44 PM
No.535336374
>>535336050
she'll take mine whether she can or not
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:50:38 PM
No.535336469
>>535336524
>>535336549
guys ambie is looming...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:50:45 PM
No.535336487
>>535336247
im brown and i like white women
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:51:03 PM
No.535336524
>>535336771
>>535336469
more like molding
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:51:08 PM
No.535336530
>>535336247
i dont care as long as they play guru they are alright in my book, i'll still kill them outside but, like, respectfully
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:51:24 PM
No.535336547
>>535336620
>>535336232
They have concepts of a plan.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:51:27 PM
No.535336549
>>535336771
>>535339452
>>535336469
Looming on what?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:51:34 PM
No.535336564
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:52:10 PM
No.535336620
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:53:02 PM
No.535336727
>>535336794
Me playing female human holy priest...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:53:03 PM
No.535336729
There's so many Pochie players posting today!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:53:26 PM
No.535336771
>>535336524
>>535336549
You have 40 hours to get your shit together or your server is DOA.
Clocks ticking.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:53:34 PM
No.535336782
>We're coming for you poochies!
On what the pvp server?
The walled garden?
These aren't your people.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:53:43 PM
No.535336794
>>535337002
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:54:59 PM
No.535336919
>>535319491
if you play any caster class you will have to deal with actual raid mechanics and will need immense brain power to balance your damage output and staying alive, or completing complex tasks during boss fights that will save the entire group
if you're literally retarded and want to stand still pressing your fun button(s) without having anything difficult to deal with thrown at you during boss fights or dodge mechanics play any melee class. If you can count to 5 you can probably play rogue
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:55:08 PM
No.535336941
>>535337285
>>535334407
You'll learn someday.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:55:12 PM
No.535336951
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:55:12 PM
No.535336952
>>535337408
>>535336232
Dutch's plan is coming along nicely, he just needs the following:
Time
Money
A distraction
Smoke and mirrors
No traitors
Some goddamn faith
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:55:39 PM
No.535337002
>>535336794
Is that the king of the hill new season
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:55:48 PM
No.535337017
>>535337242
this shit isn't launching for 2-3 more weeks. jewscension baited gaytotes' cord so they can spam BBC invites to more people
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:56:30 PM
No.535337090
>>535337819
>>535336050
>Tauren
>knot
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:56:35 PM
No.535337105
We are going home...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:56:42 PM
No.535337115
Mpreg this, mpreg that
>Still no pregnant whitemane ai slop of her making pancakes barefoot
Why even fucking respirate
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:57:59 PM
No.535337242
>>535337501
>>535337807
>>535337017
And how does that relate to player retention?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:58:21 PM
No.535337285
>>535337905
>>535336941
could it beβ¦ they were playing on chadzan because guru wasnβt even up?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:58:43 PM
No.535337332
>>535336050
bit too early for a wedding
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:59:10 PM
No.535337387
POCHIE TESTS TONIGHT! POCHIE TESTS TONIGHT! POCHIE TESTS TONIGHT! POCHIE TESTS TONIGHT!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 7:59:19 PM
No.535337408
>>535337560
>>535336952
All he needs is a good excuse to put Ascensions shop in Epoch. Canβt proceed until that gets ironed out.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:00:05 PM
No.535337501
>>535337824
>>535337242
it's a numbers game. if they invite 10000 new people from the poocord even if only 100 of them stay and 5 buy xp auras, it's still a net positive and free advertising.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:00:33 PM
No.535337556
femgnome sex tonight?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:00:35 PM
No.535337560
>>535337963
>>535337408
Why would he willingly loose players?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:01:13 PM
No.535337627
>>535337973
>>535322239
They removed the full client download from their site.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:01:13 PM
No.535337628
>>535337705
>epoch stress test still not out
>cant enter turtle because the patch wont load
maybe its time to quit wow forever.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:01:40 PM
No.535337675
I hate that mages will have to use rune of power. Such a stupid spell.
But arcane seems to be super fun so I guess Iβll have to deal with it
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:01:56 PM
No.535337705
>>535338257
>>535337628
just disable your firewall and run the exe as admin
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:02:14 PM
No.535337745
is dutch confirmed jewish? I heard someone say that
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:02:18 PM
No.535337758
>>535338313
is there gonna be a pochahontas test tonight?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:02:43 PM
No.535337807
>>535338007
>>535337242
>heβs never played an Ascension realm.
Ascension has no retention, and thatβs by design. Every realm they release is a cash grab using planned obsolescence strategy.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:02:51 PM
No.535337819
>>535337090
I once met a tauren that had a knot.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:02:54 PM
No.535337824
>>535337501
So if I pay for 10000 cheeseburgers but only get 5000 cheeseburgers that day I win?
What if I got 2 cheeseburgers for 5000 days.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:03:35 PM
No.535337890
>>535338098
>>535337815
is that one of the statue dudes from the vanilla login screen?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:03:42 PM
No.535337905
>>535337285
Cute cope, KEKuck lol
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:04:13 PM
No.535337963
>>535338298
>>535338342
>>535337560
Players literally do not matter if theyβre not spending money. And I do mean literally.
A player who isnβt spending money is only costing you money.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:04:18 PM
No.535337973
>>535338173
>>535337627
huh really? It was still available when the patch went live
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:04:37 PM
No.535338007
>>535338138
>>535337807
Okay here's 5.
I want change for 10, you give me 3 and I run away.
Who wins
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:04:50 PM
No.535338034
>>535338380
>>535337815
Oh man I never actually thought about it, did they add stuff to Deadwind Pass?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:05:28 PM
No.535338098
>>535338380
>>535338473
>>535337815
>>535337890
Not exactly the same but I think that's the idea
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:05:53 PM
No.535338138
>>535338458
>>535338007
Can a retard please translate what point your fellow retard is trying to make here?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:06:10 PM
No.535338173
>>535337973
i saw the link before too, but it was still pointing to 1.17
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:06:53 PM
No.535338257
>>535337705
can load the game but wont load the new patch.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:07:12 PM
No.535338298
>>535337963
I enter mcdonalds, I'm drunk you see.
Oh damnit I wanted a KFC, hey hey wait a minute I got a mayo chicken right here for 99c.
Who is the winner
Unrelated note but my nose is starting to feel pretty big
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:07:18 PM
No.535338313
>>535337758
Definitely maybe.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:07:37 PM
No.535338342
>>535337963
overall player count does matter because the amount of paypigs is a percentage of the overall playerbase and the paypigs wont play if theres nobody playing either
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:08:00 PM
No.535338380
>>535338495
>>535338620
>>535338098
>>535338034
Not entirely sure but they might have added a small camp with a few quests
>>535337815
>letβs just add add parts of the dark portal all over the world
This doesnβt make any sense from a lore standpoint and looks retarded to anyone who has seen the dark portal already.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:08:42 PM
No.535338458
>>535338743
>>535338138
It means why would anyone do that.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:08:49 PM
No.535338473
>>535338852
>>535338891
>>535337815
>>535338098
>place 3-4 building randomly
>add few npcs
>add 20 boar ass quests
ebin
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:08:56 PM
No.535338495
>>535338380
Would be cool to have something to do there at least.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:09:42 PM
No.535338582
>>535338860
>>535338407
arent those guys at temple of storms
new xius lore just dropped, i had no idea he was an asmonchuddy, he seems like a libtard to me
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:09:55 PM
No.535338608
will pochie release within 2 days or will turdle beat them?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:10:03 PM
No.535338620
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:10:24 PM
No.535338661
>>535338939
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:10:30 PM
No.535338673
>>535338751
Who's even stil waiting for the game? I've forgotten about it. Just hanging out and talking shit
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:11:05 PM
No.535338736
>>535338932
>>535338939
>>535338586
wow he sounds like a massive fag
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:11:08 PM
No.535338743
>>535339023
>>535338458
>why would a company cater to the people who spend money over the people who refuse to spend money
yeah thatβs a head scratcher.
Ascension is owned by some Qatari brownoid. Of course heβs primarily focused on profit.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:11:11 PM
No.535338751
>>535338849
>>535339143
>>535338673
Yeah man ambershire is where I'm at dude
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:11:13 PM
No.535338756
>>535338586
honestly, same
>>535338586
does this retard not realize how pathetic this makes him look?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:12:00 PM
No.535338848
>>535338407
Not even the same Dark Portal statue (which is also reused in Burning Steppes btw)
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:12:02 PM
No.535338849
>>535338751
Thats not even on my radar, never given it a moments thought
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:12:02 PM
No.535338852
>>535338473
Sounds like a faithful re-creation of vanilla to me.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:12:06 PM
No.535338860
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:12:07 PM
No.535338863
>>535338586
Discord mod is not a flex he thinks it is.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:12:15 PM
No.535338874
>>535338407
isn't it just warlock/burning legion architecture
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:12:26 PM
No.535338891
>>535338473
why do you even want a classic+ retard? go play anniversary
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:12:29 PM
No.535338898
>"wow dutch is so good at communicating with the community!"
>goes radio silent after seeing how bad kaytotes code is
lmao
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:12:43 PM
No.535338926
>>535339241
>>535338808
He was Asmon's server discord mod, that's like a God for zoomers.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:12:45 PM
No.535338932
>>535338736
>>535338808
i actually agree they should have been banning more people but it should have been the spammers and entitled sub-80 iq normiecattle demanding the server come up right away, but Xius and Ross would have just started banning people for their emoji usage instead
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:12:48 PM
No.535338939
>>535339428
>>535338661
>>535338736
>>535338808
>be chuddy hitler worshipper
>scared shitless when actual hitler does his thing
you guys really don't have any principles
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:13:32 PM
No.535339005
>>535338586
You might hate him but he's 100% right, you have to get rid of the actual retards who won't learn.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:13:36 PM
No.535339013
>>535339141
>>535338586
why did he feel the need to mention this
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:13:42 PM
No.535339017
This Tasty mod is quite lax, but is a good tard handler. They are good at distracting and redirecting when it gets too intense. How it should be really. I bet the Epoch staff are fuming that its not up to them anymore to control everyone
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:13:44 PM
No.535339023
>>535339385
>>535338743
Okay and if they want to make the most profit.
Is the best way conning them outright?
Or do you want to buy more bag space, maybe a bank?
>ummm, did you know that turtlewow launcher is atschkually filled with keyloggers and malware?
>not even a modicum of proof posted ever
???
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:14:50 PM
No.535339141
>>535339013
people are still trying to like debate the awfulness of the discord before, every time one of the old jannies shows up they're getting heat and they can't just silence and ban the people criticizing them now lmao
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:14:51 PM
No.535339143
>>535339249
>>535339259
>>535338751
NOT playing ambershit.
NOT playing epoop.
NOT paying blizzturd.
AM waiting for VVallcraft.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:15:44 PM
No.535339238
>>535339525
>>535339076
who are you talking to
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:15:46 PM
No.535339241
>>535338926
im pretty sure asmongolds actual audience is 99% indians
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:15:50 PM
No.535339249
>>535339143
t. wall shill
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:15:56 PM
No.535339259
>>535339585
>>535339143
play with cocks then fag
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:16:05 PM
No.535339279
>>535339595
>>535338586
>old mods are not longer in that conversation
THE PURGE HAS STARTED soon there won't be anyone from epoop on this thing
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:16:10 PM
No.535339293
How long before Asspoop sells to Turtle because they can't handle this mess from Epoop's previous team?
KEK!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:16:21 PM
No.535339320
>>535339457
>summons a felguard
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:16:24 PM
No.535339325
kaytotes you better not be slowing things down over there if you are then you will face my wrath
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:16:31 PM
No.535339336
>>535339076
Who are you talking to? Are you hallucinating? What's going on big guy?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:16:33 PM
No.535339339
>>535339538
i just discussed normally and i never even got timeouted, sounds like skill issue to me
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:16:51 PM
No.535339372
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:16:56 PM
No.535339385
>>535339735
>>535339023
>Is the best way conning them outright?
Yes. It always is. Ascension and Warmane are the most profitable pservers by a huge margin.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:17:20 PM
No.535339428
>>535338939
>discord janny
>actual hitler
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:17:34 PM
No.535339452
>>535336549
looming over us all. an ominous presence
it seeks to disrupt poochies becoming
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:17:35 PM
No.535339457
>>535339320
>it just idles
t-Thanks TSWoW!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:17:51 PM
No.535339485
>>535339076
Nobody said that
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:18:08 PM
No.535339525
>>535339653
>>535339702
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:18:15 PM
No.535339538
>>535339642
>>535339339
I reacted to messages with mpreg and got banned, never even typed a word
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:18:16 PM
No.535339540
>>535339862
>>535338586
>asmongold
>libtard
you know asmongold is liberal right
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:18:45 PM
No.535339585
>>535359605
>>535339259
>fag
/epog/ has trannies posting lewds here and in discord daily.
Never seen anything of the sort in Wallcraft threads/discord.
Wallcraft IS the only server for chuds.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:18:51 PM
No.535339595
>>535339279
based ascension purging all the faggots and just leaving us with kino
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:19:16 PM
No.535339642
>>535339750
>>535339538
why did you do that, thats weird
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:19:22 PM
No.535339653
>>535340367
>>535339525
>your own posts
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:19:44 PM
No.535339702
>>535340552
>>535339525
>not a single person in this thread
uh oh melite weltie does baby need a bottle?
>prefer overzealous jannies to ywnbaw and mpreg spam
have i gone woke
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:20:08 PM
No.535339735
>>535339959
>>535339385
>Yes. It always is. Ascension and Warmane are the most profitable pservers by a huge margin.
>it came to me in a dream
Okay, say can you do me a favour and lick a window for me.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:20:13 PM
No.535339750
>>535339642
it looks like a guy with a beer belly, I think it's funny
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:20:34 PM
No.535339787
>>535318719
blood elf idle stance is absolutely retarded
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:20:49 PM
No.535339819
>>535339732
yes you've been socialized
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:21:14 PM
No.535339862
>>535339540
asmongold is like andrew tate or nick fuentes to the larger warcraft community which is pretty much all soulless bugmen faux-leftists who just repeat this stuff because it's how you gain social status
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:21:15 PM
No.535339863
>>535339732
Loud chuddies are fucking annoying, especially when it's obvious they're favela monkeys
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:21:15 PM
No.535339865
I think I'm finally just done with WoW now I've finally escaped the maze
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:21:21 PM
No.535339876
>>535339732
Its almost like there's a middleground called being fucking normal
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:22:09 PM
No.535339959
>>535339735
Literally nothing I said was wrong lol.
You retards went from shitting on Ascension last week (rightfully so) to gargling their nuts while sticking your tongue out.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:22:16 PM
No.535339972
>>535339732
no, their incessant spam is annoying
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:22:46 PM
No.535340045
>>535339732
90% of this insanity goes away when the servers are live
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:22:49 PM
No.535340056
>>535340326
>>535339732
>guys am I woke if I don't want to constantly hear the din of 15k people talking at once while mariachi music is blasting constantly
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:23:20 PM
No.535340112
>>535340224
>>535340248
People posting the same thing over and over should be banned whatever it is
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:23:36 PM
No.535340141
>>535340356
>>535340364
hope yall are enjoying bronzebeard!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:23:54 PM
No.535340183
People posting the same thing over and over should be banned whatever it is
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:24:22 PM
No.535340224
>>535340112
>95% of /vg/ is now banned
an improvement
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:24:33 PM
No.535340248
>>535340112
Technically is spam but that rule is only enforced when a janny is personally slighted
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:24:44 PM
No.535340268
>>535339732
yeah. now dress up buck.
So, everyone, in your opinion, which will have its full release first? Epoch or Ambershire?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:25:12 PM
No.535340326
>>535340056
You donβt have to, though. If you go to join a conversation and itβs not one you like, literally just leave.
Fucking zoomers are so technically/socially inept itβs mind blowing.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:25:32 PM
No.535340356
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:25:36 PM
No.535340364
>>535340141
>puffy chest
hrt femboy hours
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:25:36 PM
No.535340367
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:25:41 PM
No.535340378
Hehe one of the report options on discord is "I don't like it"
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:25:46 PM
No.535340387
>>535340448
>/epog/ hates free speech (read: trannies being put in their place)
Sad!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:25:48 PM
No.535340397
ambie is drawing closer.. can you feel it... meanwhile poochies signal have gone silent. going to need to see signs of life soon
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:25:48 PM
No.535340398
>>535340274
obviously amber epoch isnt even ready for a stress test
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:26:06 PM
No.535340434
>>535341386
pweeh... pooocc...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:26:20 PM
No.535340448
>>535340387
>The server will be up momentarily Sire! Truuust me...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:26:43 PM
No.535340491
>>535340274
We all know the answer to this, but nobody wants to say it out loud.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:27:01 PM
No.535340532
>>535340649
>>535340274
ambershire will release first and suck up all the sod refugees, and epoch will be left with a comfy 2.5k pop to enjoy
everyone wins
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:27:15 PM
No.535340548
>>535340615
>>535319974
>japanese humor
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:27:17 PM
No.535340552
>>535340761
>>535339702
yea lemme reply within an archived thread real quick terminally online trannoid
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:27:53 PM
No.535340615
>>535340548
>jewish humor is howard stern farting into a microphone
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:28:12 PM
No.535340649
>>535340935
>>535340532
sod refugees will see the 1.12 client coming from retail and will literally vomit and quit the game
Gurubashi
Warrior
Night elf
male or female?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:29:16 PM
No.535340761
>>535340552
>YOU ARE TRANS BECAUSE I HECKIN SAY SO
I accept your concession
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:29:24 PM
No.535340781
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:29:33 PM
No.535340798
>>535341085
>>535340679
Female and pretend its a bishie. I know what you are, fellow fujo
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:29:39 PM
No.535340813
>>535340679
males wear cages
females dont
you decide
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:30:03 PM
No.535340865
It's surreal to think that at some point in the near future, I will in fact be playing epoch. These wast few weeks have felt like a fever dream, but hoppefully it's all going to be over soon and I can finally play a server I have been anticipating for years.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:30:32 PM
No.535340910
i rape the alliance
i see alliance? raped immediately
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:30:40 PM
No.535340923
HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH ARTHUR
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:30:45 PM
No.535340935
>>535341357
>>535340649
more proof sod isn't classic
I am a woman
I will play human priest
I will help everyone I see and have fun
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:31:58 PM
No.535341067
all the guru players here should post their ingame names so we can kill each other and post screenshots of teabagging, thats real sovl
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:31:59 PM
No.535341068
>>535342186
>>535340984
oh we'll be having fun alright
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:32:06 PM
No.535341085
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:32:55 PM
No.535341184
>>535340984
>I am a woman
t. porn addiction speaks
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:34:49 PM
No.535341357
>>535342820
>>535340935
yeah bro we should force ourselves to play in 600x480 with 30 fps or else it isn't true classic
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:35:02 PM
No.535341386
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:35:37 PM
No.535341439
>>535341724
>>535341736
are there any custom profession recipes/items for pochie?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:38:04 PM
No.535341716
>>535341921
4chan guilds are kill on sight
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:38:05 PM
No.535341719
>>535341820
I am a boymoder
I will play a human paladin
I will only help female toons because I'm roleplaying a lesbian
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:38:08 PM
No.535341724
>>535341927
>>535341439
Yeah, Blacksmithing already had a bunch of new recipes in it like a low level green shield and low level int mail.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:38:14 PM
No.535341734
>>535333894
itemization is the single worst thing about xiv, desu
but the raids and even dungeons are so cool, nobody cares
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:38:15 PM
No.535341736
>>535341927
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:39:00 PM
No.535341820
>>535341719
As long as you are happy thats all that matters.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:39:36 PM
No.535341884
>>535342084
>>535341778
This is why I RP as a dragonmaw orc
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:40:04 PM
No.535341921
>>535341716
you killed your penis on sight
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:40:07 PM
No.535341927
>>535342372
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:40:21 PM
No.535341953
>>535342062
I am a straight man
I will play a female night elf
I will not stare at a mans ass the entire game
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:40:37 PM
No.535341978
>>535342084
>>535341778
Now that's bad slop.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:41:03 PM
No.535342018
>>535339732
Yes youre a faggot. Mpreg spam is SOUL
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:41:17 PM
No.535342046
>>535342631
If those faggots wont launch pochie tomorrow im playing turtle.
This is the first and final warning.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:41:24 PM
No.535342062
>>535342441
>>535341953
why do you feel compelled to stare at a man's ass
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:41:34 PM
No.535342084
>>535341884
>you are ugly as fuck in real life
>>535341978
your face is slop-tier
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:41:50 PM
No.535342116
>>535338586
he was gonna ban people who went to church? I don't get it
did he mean en masse?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:42:04 PM
No.535342139
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:42:07 PM
No.535342142
>>535340679
Male Night Elf and Human are the only chad choices, anon. Your move.
>>535341778
she molested billions
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:42:32 PM
No.535342186
>>535341068
I don't see why not. Last time I played I was just helping random people questing and doing random stuff, it was pretty fun!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:43:08 PM
No.535342272
>>535342690
>>535340679
who are these characters? asking for a friend
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:43:37 PM
No.535342324
>>535342162
nice art. shame this didn't happen to me.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:43:46 PM
No.535342337
>>535342162
Anduin get outta there
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:43:54 PM
No.535342357
>>535343376
>>535343539
>rapes (you) to death with 4 bugs
At this point I just want all the worldforged items put into pooch and call it a day
>>535341927
I haven't looked at it much because I don't wanna spoil a lot of the items, but some anon made this:
https://pyrbin.github.io/partial_epoch_db/
The mobs do get annoyingly more difficult as you level, so all the new crafted stuff does help round out any spikes
Gonna be a bitch to craft anything outside tailoring or lw though desu
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:44:11 PM
No.535342395
Alright, I ate dinner, I am ready to get stinking drunk.
Put me in Dutch
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:44:37 PM
No.535342441
>>535342062
the ass in question takes less than 2% of the screen space. if you stare at it or even think about it you are already a faggot and it doesn't matter what you play.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:44:59 PM
No.535342485
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:45:49 PM
No.535342597
>>535342683
you're all being gaslit btw, nobody is rolling on gurubashi
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:45:59 PM
No.535342619
>>535342825
>>535343683
>>535342372
So does this mean I will have to lvl as a healer/tank and carry specific sets if I want to do dungeons?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:46:03 PM
No.535342631
>>535343043
>>535342046
There's iterally zero chance it wil launch tomorrow, we haven't even got the stress test yet and then they will need to fix a bunch of shit. These cunts are doing the same thing as the last cunts. Schedule a fucking specific launch date for the love of christ
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:46:29 PM
No.535342680
I will roll on guru
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:46:33 PM
No.535342683
>>535342597
Wooooow bro why would you even lie about that
Midna
!!e6Ts7QlwB3U
8/15/2025, 8:46:34 PM
No.535342690
Any new happenings?
>>535342272
Aymeric and Estinien from FFXIV, fujos want them to be gay for eachother but Aymeric already has a garlean waifu and Estinien is too autistic to have sex.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:46:38 PM
No.535342701
>>535342372
i'd like to go in blind as well but it's good to know that there is custom professions content
will be doing LW for my dudu tank
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:47:38 PM
No.535342820
>>535343757
>>535341357
I unironically do this btw. I also use a CRT filter.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:47:40 PM
No.535342825
>>535342619
???
I don't think so. There's going to be so many people that finding a group should be fast no matter what
If you roll something like a prot paladin (MEGA FAGGOT CHOICE BY THE WAY), you can craft all the gear you need to tank and heal with new items from BS because gaytotes added a bunch of int/stam items
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:48:24 PM
No.535342895
>>535342937
>>535343015
I AM THE GREATEST LORD!
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:48:45 PM
No.535342928
>>535340984
I am a man
I will play orc warrior
I will camp you until you log out
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:48:54 PM
No.535342937
>>535342895
Congratulations.
I'm trying out the server thingy to explore the map but everytime I try to teleport to a dungeon I crash.
I'm using this for the ids
https://pastebin.com/C6ihVELX
.go instance 725
should teleport me to the new deadmines right?
What did I fuck up?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:49:37 PM
No.535343015
>>535342895
Praise be to our Lord Megadeath
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:49:58 PM
No.535343043
>>535342631
>the communication is so much better now!
>its literally the exact same
>wait for the update on the update, will update you on when that may be
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:50:40 PM
No.535343113
>>535343227
>Why yes, I do use default blizz frames, how can you tell?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:51:44 PM
No.535343227
>>535343113
>class colored names
not the default blizz frames.
youβve used addons for so long you donβt even remember what the game looks like anymore.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:52:26 PM
No.535343301
>>535343787
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:52:48 PM
No.535343347
>>535343495
>>535345534
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:53:07 PM
No.535343376
>>535343745
>>535342357
what in gods name is "pve power"
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:53:46 PM
No.535343437
>>535343535
>turtle thread is officially faster than epog
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:53:52 PM
No.535343456
any updates bros?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:54:15 PM
No.535343495
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:54:35 PM
No.535343535
>>535343437
Good for them, hope they stay there.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:54:37 PM
No.535343539
>>535342357
>chance to summon
>99% chance?
>0.0000000000000000000001% chance?
>you will never know! shut up and enjoy our game design!
blizzard should pay
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:54:46 PM
No.535343549
>>535343659
>>535342162
when will dutch make kaytotes add playable shotas......
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:55:24 PM
No.535343618
>>535343746
>>535342957
are you running a full trinity/vmangos server locally, or the AIO sandbox? I couldn't get into the dungeons on my trinity server, had to use the sandbox
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:55:26 PM
No.535343627
>>535342372
>Gonna be a bitch to craft anything outside tailoring or lw though desu
why is that?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:55:55 PM
No.535343659
>>535343549
>implying kaytotes has any sort of power at this point
theyβre only keeping him in the discord to keep up appearances.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:56:07 PM
No.535343683
>>535342619
it's a private server, so yes
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:56:25 PM
No.535343718
>>535344028
>>535342957
try .go 0 0 0 725
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:56:38 PM
No.535343745
>>535343376
Probably some bandaid fix for all the level scaling
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:56:38 PM
No.535343746
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:56:47 PM
No.535343757
>>535343856
>>535343953
>>535342820
based. i wish someone would make a 3.3.5 adventure game type UI like the old everquest stone UI. there's one you can use with weakauras but it's only for retail versions of weakauras which blows.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:56:57 PM
No.535343770
Just one question.
State of drums?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:57:05 PM
No.535343787
In 10 posts you can migrate here since it's already created and we dont make even more threads
>>535318585
>>535318585
>>535318585
>>535318585
>>535318585
>>535318585
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:57:50 PM
No.535343856
>>535343757
StoneUI might actually be the most sovlful UI to ever exist.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:58:21 PM
No.535343918
>>535343802
not joining your faggot troll thread
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:58:25 PM
No.535343928
>>535343802
sorry not using your gay ass thread i only use threads with a whitemane sloppa op pic
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:58:38 PM
No.535343953
>>535343757
Was EQ intended to be played in first person when it launched? It's the only way the old UI makes sense to me, like I was playing some first person blobber game.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:58:51 PM
No.535343973
>>535344045
>>535344105
epochsisters....why couldn't we get this...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:59:24 PM
No.535344028
>>535344152
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:59:34 PM
No.535344045
>>535343973
Because fuck you
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:00:09 PM
No.535344105
>>535344157
>>535343973
Is it that hard to just ask in zone chat if anyone wants to do elite quests?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:00:20 PM
No.535344126
>>535344384
>>535344567
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:00:33 PM
No.535344152
>>535344028
>textures straight from retail
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:00:35 PM
No.535344157
>>535344105
no
it's really fuck hard to get answers, though
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:00:38 PM
No.535344160
>>535343802
No.
I'm going to take a nap and join the real thread when it's up.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:00:52 PM
No.535344179
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:02:40 PM
No.535344384
>>535344126
spamming/flooding, already a thread here
>>535318585
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:03:32 PM
No.535344473
They should give accounts made before the Anvilmar Stairs incident a funny title.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:04:24 PM
No.535344567
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:13:50 PM
No.535345534
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:30:22 PM
No.535359605
>>535339585
and your still a FAG