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Anonymous No.535318574 >>535318686 >>535318712 >>535324184
/epog/ - Project Epoch Private Server General
troondle filth off the op!

>Recent News
UPDATE YOUR LAUNCHER AHHHHHHHHHH
RELAUNCH THIS WEEKEND. TURDLES LOST.
STRESS TEST TODAY!
CLIENT GOT ROLLED BACK TO 3464 = WIPE IMMINENT
Ascension bought, accounts were migrated.
Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.
>https://ascension.gg/

>What is Project Epoch?
A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.
>1500+ New quests
>2000+ New creatures
>2000+ New items
>And more!

For more info read their website
>https://www.project-epoch.net/
>Guilds
>Gurubashi
Alliance
Alliance


Previous Thread:
>>535292628
Anonymous No.535318679
This one
Anonymous No.535318686
>>535318574 (OP)
Yeah I'm thinking this one
Anonymous No.535318712
>>535318574 (OP)
SEX
HORA
SEX
HORA
Anonymous No.535318719 >>535318849 >>535339787
Will epog have wodmodels?
Anonymous No.535318759
this is the legitmate thread desu
Anonymous No.535318831
First for gvrv
Anonymous No.535318838 >>535319274
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous No.535318849
>>535318719
No, fuck off forever.
Anonymous No.535318903
>1 is horny trash
>1 is furry horny trash
>other is chromie (male)
I am thinking this one.
Anonymous No.535318918
Cool place
Anonymous No.535318963 >>535319274
pochie friday...
Anonymous No.535319034
anyone wanna play tur--
Anonymous No.535319052
no whitemane no post simple as that
Anonymous No.535319057 >>535319274
POCHIE WEEKEND
TRVST THE PLVN
Anonymous No.535319065 >>535319274
POCHIE FRIDAY
>POCHIE FRIDAY
POCHIE FRIDAY
>POCHIE FRIDAY
Anonymous No.535319191 >>535319394
>check changelogs for bronzebeard
>see this
Yikes. They are fixing bugs?
I am out.
Anonymous No.535319239 >>535319342 >>535319370 >>535319371 >>535319702
>turtle completely fumbles their patch
Unfortunate.
Anonymous No.535319253
This one
Anonymous No.535319274 >>535319474 >>535319663
>>535318838
>>535318963
>>535319057
>>535319065
What server cute troonies?
Anonymous No.535319279
I really liked the non-sloppa non-gooner non-meme OP that didn't mention other servers, but this one was made first, rip
Anonymous No.535319307
>>535317670
look at the pop for every pvp server since classic 2019, som, sod, etc. compare it to pve servers
and dont give me this oh but its private server bs arguement. every single popular private server with the exception of twow has been pvp (elysium/LH, nost, etc)

>>535317863
just say your bad at pvp.

>>535317983
yes thats exactly what happened on faerlina or nost or lights hope lmao

>>535318106
tel'abim came out long after nordanaar while som was still active. its not complicated if you arent a retarded faggot
Anonymous No.535319321
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous No.535319342
>>535319239
Can I just call you, Guru, for short?
Anonymous No.535319343
Momberg bought me mexicoke and I'm not touching them until gurupochie goes live.
Anonymous No.535319370 >>535319692
>>535319239
>troondle rushes out it's garbage trying to compete with Pochie
Anonymous No.535319371
>>535319239
they somehow fumbled at the download stage.......
even the epoch launcher could update
Anonymous No.535319394
>>535319191
it's an alpha
Anonymous No.535319397
Anyway did anyone manage to learn poisons or know how they work? Are the still crafted or just buffs from menu?
I think I remember some anon saying you don't need quest for them anymore?
Anonymous No.535319474
>>535319274
Gvrv as always
Anonymous No.535319491 >>535319538 >>535319620 >>535319720 >>535319823 >>535319831 >>535319843 >>535324917 >>535336037 >>535336919
Let's say I'm a literal fetal alcohol syndrome monkey
What's a retard-proof class for me?
I don't know jackshit about BC
Anonymous No.535319538
>>535319491
M
A
G
E
Anonymous No.535319620
>>535319491
warlock
Anonymous No.535319629
>Now they are going to be here for even longer
Aw come onnnnnn sheena
Anonymous No.535319645 >>535319832 >>535319839 >>535319885 >>535319912
The difference between Turtle and Epoch.
Anonymous No.535319663
>>535319274
GVRVFASHY
Anonymous No.535319692
>>535319370
Anonymous No.535319702
>>535319239
Works fine for me!
Anonymous No.535319720 >>535319967
>>535319491
All casters basically.
Anonymous No.535319758 >>535319849 >>535320074 >>535320352
Altered left.
Ross demoted.
Wilbur PISSED.
Inex forgotten.

Cailean won.

Karmabros we're eating good...
Anonymous No.535319823
>>535319491
hunter
Anonymous No.535319831 >>535319967
>>535319491
all casters essentially spam one button
Anonymous No.535319832
>>535319645
dinobros
Anonymous No.535319839
>>535319645
I side with Turtle here.
Anonymous No.535319843
>>535319491
Mage or lock
Press the bolt
Anonymous No.535319849
>>535319758
Altered quit because the jewscension jannies aren't moderating hate speech and -phobias.
Anonymous No.535319880
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
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>POCHIE WEEKEND
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>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous No.535319885 >>535319959
>>535319645
Update in the epoch discord has even more trans flags than the turdle one.
Anonymous No.535319912
>>535319645
Anonymous No.535319959 >>535320091 >>535320165 >>535322592
>>535319885
you have already tried this bit.
Anonymous No.535319967
>>535319720
>>535319831
nuh uh, my warlock is a very hard and special class with many buttons
Anonymous No.535319974 >>535320175 >>535340548
>bottom: me
>top: Pochie weekend
Anonymous No.535320023
*cough* *cough* please.. please play turtle bros *couch* *spits out blood* we... we worked so hard on it... please...
Anonymous No.535320074
>>535319758
who's wilbur
Anonymous No.535320090 >>535320289
Turdle sisters? Why are orcs flying?
Anonymous No.535320091 >>535320197 >>535320198 >>535320283
>>535319959
what bit, its right there
Anonymous No.535320152
P..Pochiee…
Anonymous No.535320165
>>535319959
>Dinosaurs horses, pregnant men and beers
I know these people, these are my people.
Anonymous No.535320175 >>535320293 >>535320369 >>535320467
>>535319974
Why is loli afraid of booba?
Anonymous No.535320197
>>535320091
sounds just like epoch updates lmao
Anonymous No.535320198 >>535321193
>>535320091
Shenna has already told you to not react while taking a screenshot.
Anonymous No.535320221 >>535321270 >>535321964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZEBIxD5XgM

why this shit exist? why play any other class?
Grimlic !YA8uI3LPLM No.535320237 >>535320294 >>535320372 >>535320440 >>535320660 >>535320764 >>535320859
come home White man

epoch lost, wpsg lost, classic anniversary is winning:
>true server longevity and stability all the way into wrath
>no custom meme server bullshit
>original class balance
>forced faction balance
>gdkp banned
>TBC in december
Anonymous No.535320283
>>535320091
Those 59 flags are all my gurubashi alliance sisters
Anonymous No.535320289
>>535320090
Fucking turtleniggers stealing our jokes
Anonymous No.535320293
>>535320175
homos reproduce by raping and she's about to get converted...
Anonymous No.535320294 >>535325448
>>535320237
You're fat
Anonymous No.535320346
>epoops getting scared
tick tock
Anonymous No.535320352 >>535320874
>>535319758
>it only took 2 days for Ascension to completely remove the original team.
Kaytotes will be pushed out after the server is fully launched and stable. Ascensions shop is coming hard and fast.
>inb4 turtle shill
I’m not paying a server run by a russian tranny OR server run by some Qatari scammer. I’d literally rather just resub at this point. pservers are dead.
Anonymous No.535320369
>>535320175
That's a Japanese man.
Please understand, sexo very scary.
Except Takeshi
Takeshi fucks
https://youtu.be/2Iz8A4JIUm0?si=jazKglW9Rm3yh3FF
Anonymous No.535320372
>>535320237
>longevity
already dead lmao, enjoy your malaysian bot server
Anonymous No.535320440
>>535320237
>tbbc in december
yeah I'm good
Anonymous No.535320467 >>535320594
>>535320175
that loli is actually a grown ass man, i just forgot how it happened
Anonymous No.535320594
>>535320467
His sister is rick and morty
Anonymous No.535320660 >>535324085
>>535320237
>>gdkp banned
I doubt it
Anonymous No.535320718
P-p-POOOO C-Chie *hik* WEEKEND!
Anonymous No.535320760
Remember to sexually bully paladins if they wear a dress.
Anonymous No.535320764
>>535320237
How can you call home a brown filth infested shithole? A true European man (white = american term = mutt) would never conform to playing with chink and indian bots, nor with filth that buys and sells gold.
Anonymous No.535320858 >>535323659
Thoughts on the new MC?
Anonymous No.535320859
>>535320237
not worth it since there arent fresh anymore
Anonymous No.535320874 >>535320968 >>535321000 >>535321014 >>535321026 >>535322287
>>535320352
>the Epoch team will remain in charge of content
>most of the Epoch team has already been kicked, demoted, left, or is on the verge of leaving
bros?
Anonymous No.535320968 >>535321225
>>535320874
>jannies
>part of the team
...?
Anonymous No.535320980
POCHIE FRIDAY
TRVST THE PLVN
Anonymous No.535321000 >>535321146
>>535320874
Proof?
Anonymous No.535321014
>>535320874
don't worry about it, goy. just trust gaytotes. he would never lie to you
Anonymous No.535321026 >>535321108
>>535320874
>muh jannies
/spit
Anonymous No.535321108 >>535321236 >>535321313
>>535321026
even knowing who is a janny and who is a dev is pathetic
Anonymous No.535321146
>>535321000
he is talking about the jannies who lost their brooms
Anonymous No.535321167 >>535321348
Question for Elune: I thought I would get a choice of 3 skills every 3 levels and to build my character with it but it's just rolling for whatever skill I want. Did I miss something? Do I have to activate something?
Anonymous No.535321193
>>535320198
I clicked because I'm trans and I play on GVRVBASHI ALLIANCE
Anonymous No.535321202
Why? It says it when you move your eyes to the right side of the screen
Anonymous No.535321225 >>535321396 >>535321406 >>535321563 >>535321734 >>535322287 >>535325445
>>535320968
>magic (main dev)
gone
>ulmetrs
unseen since acquisition
>inex
wants to leave

no other epoch dev did anything.
Anonymous No.535321236 >>535321312
>>535321108
>"bros... they kicked out the dev team..."
>"they demoted the jannies"
>"you are pathetic for even knowing that."
Anonymous No.535321270 >>535322227
>>535320221
Explain in ur own words why this is supposed to be bad
Anonymous No.535321312
>>535321236
correct
Anonymous No.535321313
>>535321108
I don't.
/spit
Anonymous No.535321348 >>535321609
>>535321167
it rolls skills and talents randomly but you get unlimited rerolls before level 10 after level 10 you need scrolls or whatever to reroll things. you can get cards that give you guaranteed skills but you can only use 4 cards at a time.
Anonymous No.535321396 >>535321548
>>535321225
ulmetrs was never a dev
Anonymous No.535321406
>>535321225
STOP NOTICING, GOY.
Anonymous No.535321474 >>535321802 >>535322239
>you have to run turtle's launcher as admin to get the update to download
the irony
Anonymous No.535321502
>mfw pochie weekend
Anonymous No.535321540 >>535321692 >>535321742 >>535325214
Damn look at all these obvious bots.
Shameless stuff.
I wasnt able to get all of them in one screenshots, theres just way too many of them, you see.
Anonymous No.535321548 >>535321697 >>535325445
>>535321396
I don’t give a fuck what their discord ranks said. Ulmetrs did more development on the server than anyone else, and he’s been gone since Ascension bought them.
Anonymous No.535321563 >>535321716
>>535321225
>magic
left way before for unrelated reasons
Anonymous No.535321573 >>535321691 >>535321976 >>535322082
>My blade will never know gurusister flesh
Count your blessings, and be well and safe within your favela.
I trust you will at least make yourself useful and gaybait gaytotes into finding how much he sold out for.
Anonymous No.535321585
Pochie will release today at 5 pm EST i have seen it in a dream.
Anonymous No.535321593
why does turtle want me to turn off my firewall?
Anonymous No.535321597 >>535321721
Howdy boys, haven't checked in in a few days, is the stress test going on yet?
Anonymous No.535321609 >>535321763
>>535321348
Is there a challenge mode to just get a choice of three skills without rerolls?
Anonymous No.535321691 >>535322082 >>535322475
>>535321573
stop being tsundere and tank my dungeon chuddy, we can go dinner later after we kill the hordies in SM entrance
Anonymous No.535321692
>>535321540
all me
Anonymous No.535321697
>>535321548
>Ulmetrs did more development on the server than anyone else, and he’s been gone since Ascension bought them.
why would they need a core dev when ascension already took over that side of development?
Anonymous No.535321716 >>535321939
>>535321563
>way before
He left 2 days before and the acquisition was 100% being discussed at that point lol. Nobody on the team besides Kaytotes is happy with this decision.
Anonymous No.535321721 >>535321929
>>535321597
later today
Anonymous No.535321734
>>535321225
Inex was a janny, retard
Anonymous No.535321742
>>535321540
Holy shit the amount of bots DOUBLED since I made this post.
Troondles are fucking DESPERATE.
Anonymous No.535321763
>>535321609
elune is the random reroll server, the other server i think lets you pick your skills but ive never played there
Anonymous No.535321769
i heard altered left because his reddit got doxxed and turns out hes a gay furry gooner. any trvth to this?
Anonymous No.535321802
>>535321474
>you have to run turtle's launcher as admin to get the update to download
No fucking way.
Come on man you're shitting me.
Anonymous No.535321803 >>535321918
you still going ? pochiepill me about all the changes t. sat in 12k queue and left for a while
Anonymous No.535321918 >>535322017
>>535321803
its banilla but with tbc talents, thats pretty much it everything else is fluff
Anonymous No.535321929 >>535323246
>>535321721
cool cool, no specific time I take it?
Anonymous No.535321939 >>535322170
>>535321716
I thought magic was the one that botched the 'launch,' by making changes, whether for sabotage, or carelessness and it caused a ton of extra work for the epoch team.
Anonymous No.535321964
>>535320221
Lmao what a funserver
Anonymous No.535321976
>>535321573
vgh... the chudbringer...
Anonymous No.535322017 >>535322192 >>535325445
>>535321918
i mean all the latest news dummy
ulmetrs status?
pregantotes status?
all that
Anonymous No.535322020 >>535322198
if the OP wasn't an anime slop tranny, dutch's last post would be there
Anonymous No.535322062
...

Gurupochie...

Come on!
Anonymous No.535322082
>>535321573
>>535321691
Gurubashi 2025
Anonymous No.535322170
>>535321939
There’s nothing to suggest this. We can see all of the commits they made to github. Thei server became more and more broken because they had to go back and fix things that should have been done from the start, which then affected all of the custom content they had built on top.
Anonymous No.535322192 >>535322540
>>535322017
>ulmetrs
he was one guy trying to fix a car, but then the car got sent to a professional shop and now he is no longer needed
Anonymous No.535322198 >>535322382
>>535322020
ok
Anonymous No.535322227
>>535321270
fuck off palatranny
Anonymous No.535322239 >>535322596 >>535337627
>>535321474
Why would anyone use the launcher though
Anonymous No.535322287
>>535321225
>>535320874
Dont care

I'm still playing Pochie
Anonymous No.535322363
yummers
Anonymous No.535322382
>>535322198
Anonymous No.535322475 >>535322582
>>535321691
You know what you ask of me.
Drunken RP rants....extreme verbal abuse on my arena partners... racism so potent the aliens turns away, full speeches on why you are gay and why I am a warrior for fucking you like you wish your dad did, blood pressure so high if I were to be cut I would explode.
It's all behind me now, I found my peace in fighting games, I am but a simple big brother to boyfailures and carebear now
Anonymous No.535322540 >>535325445
>>535322192
If you guys don’t care about most of the Epoch team being pushed out in just a few days, you should just play BBC+, because the merger is coming.
I expected Ascension to do this, but I figured it would take months to begin, not a few days.
Anonymous No.535322561
POCHIE
Anonymous No.535322582 >>535323108
>>535322475
thats good character development, im proud of you
>fighting games
also based
t. fgc gurusister
Anonymous No.535322592
>>535319959
what's up with all these alb*nians
Anonymous No.535322596 >>535322714 >>535322791
>>535322239
easier addon and mod management. don't be retarded
Anonymous No.535322668 >>535322846 >>535322924
what should i goon to while i wait for pochie?
Anonymous No.535322714
>>535322596
Manual downloading works fine for me
Anonymous No.535322765 >>535322896
least-pozzed version for paranoid people

>go to their downloads page
>stop or delete whatever automatically downloads
>get the "unpacked" version (no installer, portable)
>extract it somewhere that doesn't require admin privileges, like desktop or documents
>move your Project Epoch folder into WhateverYouNamedTheExtractedFolder\resources\epoch_live, such that in the epoch_live folder you see the Project Epoch.exe, WTF, Interface, etc.
>create a .bat file and place it in the launcher folder next to Ascension Launcher.exe. this will it to run without admin privileges
set __COMPAT_LAYER=RUNASINVOKER
"Ascension Launcher.exe"
>run the Ascension launcher by using this .bat
>install Project Epoch via the launcher
>it will overwrite most things so desu you're not saving any download time, but it will preserve your configs, screens, addons, etc.
>go into epoch_live and clean out the Project Epoch.exe and the epoch_installer.exe. The one Ascension uses is Ascension.exe despite it still being Project Epoch and still appearing as such on its window title
>whenever the launcher updates, it creates another forced-admin .exe in a hidden folder named "tmp" and will prompt UAC by trying to execute that. you can either circumvent this by updating the launcher manually by redownloading it from the website and extracting+overwriting it into the same place, or create another .bat like the one above and place it in the tmp folder, changing the filename in quotes to whatever the filename of the updater .exe is (I forget)

Alternatively, you may be able to skip all of this in the future by downloading the Project Epoch files directly from their google drive link on the same downloads page (next to the 3.3.5 torrent link), but they haven't put them there yet.
Anonymous No.535322791 >>535322947
>>535322596
Is it really that difficult to copy/paste a file?
I find myself having far more trouble with my addons when I use a launcher than I do when I simply put them in the folder myself:
Anonymous No.535322846
>>535322668
mpreg futa pickachu
Anonymous No.535322896
>>535322765
not reading allat
happy for you and trans rights
Anonymous No.535322924
>>535322668
ai shotacon whitemane chatbot
Anonymous No.535322947
>>535322791
pfui, and pfquest update multiple times a week, nobody is doing that manually

don't get me started of the .dll shit
Anonymous No.535323017 >>535323116 >>535323204 >>535323298 >>535323332 >>535323458 >>535325521
This shit is crazy honest

>Epoch release and fail
>Ascension new server
>In meantime turtle new releases and fresh
>Epoch is so bad ascension steps in and buys them on a promise of good launch REALLY SOON
>Turtle feels pressure with their new fresh release, pushes massive updates to laincher, game and large patchnotes that were met with mixed reactions from turtle players
>Turtle patching process supposedly kinda fucked shit up
>Ascension team crunching to release epoch and they are moving FAST while managing bronzebeard
>Theres literally 50k+ people edging in the corner waiting for true fresh to drop
>Whichever server releases first, wins

I have never seen something like that in private server space and i been here since like 2010
Anonymous No.535323059 >>535323186 >>535323246 >>535323312 >>535323313
anyone have a good guess what time the test will take place? I want to take a nap
Anonymous No.535323108 >>535323278
>>535322582
I downloaded hyper dbz actually, did you see that shit? wild.
But I'm waiting on VF, I'm gonna get fucking destroyed by the ancient tech.
Anonymous No.535323116
>>535323017
no white man is playing troondle even if epoch never releases
Anonymous No.535323186
>>535323059
They're going to announce the stress test a few hours before it happens so just nap then
Anonymous No.535323204
>>535323017
>last moment blizzard c&ds them both
this will be glorious
Anonymous No.535323246
>>535321929
>>535323059
I'd guess 7-8 hours from now is a safe bet
Anonymous No.535323278 >>535323665
>>535323108
that shit actually released? holy shit
Anonymous No.535323298
>>535323017
>>Turtle patching process supposedly kinda fucked shit up
The issue got fixed in like 5 minutes the game is up and running now
Anonymous No.535323312
>>535323059
Go to sleep, I'll wake you up by shouting at the sky.
Anonymous No.535323313
>>535323059
dutch gave you the best guess possible last night

OP is a tranny so it's not there
Anonymous No.535323332
>>535323017
i'd rather play retail than go back to turtle
Anonymous No.535323350 >>535323435 >>535323874
>>Guilds
>>Gurubashi
> Alliance
> Alliance
Any Horde guild on Guru?
Anonymous No.535323365 >>535323475
I cant hold it anymore i think im gonna sub to Blizzard again
Anonymous No.535323435 >>535323527
>>535323350
kill yourself nigger
Anonymous No.535323458
>>535323017
>Whichever server releases first, wins
this is just pure troondle cope though
Anonymous No.535323467 >>535323628 >>535323693
I feel dumb asking but… is actually recruiting or do you have to know someone?
Anonymous No.535323475
>>535323365
no we're almost there bro dont give up just two more goons until pochie comes out
Anonymous No.535323510
>getting my Adderall filled just in time for pochiee
Anonymous No.535323527
>>535323435
stay in your corner, you alliance dog. I bet your wife cheats on your daily.
Anonymous No.535323532 >>535323712 >>535324032 >>535324204 >>535324208 >>535324572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO5Zrpgcfcg
Anonymous No.535323628
>>535323467
to be perfectly desu I don't think either of those guilds in op actually exist
Anonymous No.535323659 >>535323774
>>535320858
>connection between magmadar and golemagg
the only thing needed desu
what server is this anyway
Anonymous No.535323665 >>535323957
>>535323278
Nah nah, it's the last mugen release. max done a video and theres players all over.
But the team is continuing with another engine.
Also to get ego vegeta you cant be holding back, The results are what I would call SF4 ken, tien is bs also.
Anonymous No.535323693
>>535323467
we've been in discord making fun of your anti-social autism, we're not letting you in
get fucked retard
Anonymous No.535323712
>>535323532
>nixxiom
>this shill
shenna's pockets run deep
Anonymous No.535323732
i've been watching povs of the pirate roach for the last 2 days....dutch, please...
Anonymous No.535323774 >>535324039
>>535323659
Turtle
Anonymous No.535323779 >>535324087
About to run Dragonmaw Retreat. Got some quests and just waiting for the priest to show
Anonymous No.535323874
>>535323350

Anonymous No.535323907
Kezan brothers of the hallowed halls HEAR ME.
Remember our words.
Speak friend and enter, even on the stress test.
Anonymous No.535323957 >>535324275
>>535323665
this looks good as fuck, im bringing a setup of this to locals
Anonymous No.535324016 >>535324285
>turdy release
>imminent
>epoop release
>not even an ETA
gaytotes mustve really done a number on poopie
Anonymous No.535324032
>>535323532
epoop getting mogged hard
Anonymous No.535324039 >>535324764
>>535323774
at first glance i thought it was cool for adding a bunch of bosses but then i realized lucifron and gehennas just got moved so that's pretty lame
Grimlic !YA8uI3LPLM No.535324085 >>535324351 >>535325579
>>535320660
it is banned but it was superior to soft res pugs. At least if you didn't get anything you still got paid for raiding and it covered the cost of consumables. Yes it enabled whales to buy whatever they want but who cares? When whales got into a bidding war it just meant that the entire raid got paid more. I made over 800g just from this bwl alone.

I include "gdkp banned" in my post to appeal to retards but the reality is that banning gdkp has led to other unforeseen consequences as well. For instance people are still buying gold at the same rates they did in classic 2019, but since they can't spend that gold in gdkp, it's inflating the cost of all non raid items example:
HoJ was 300g on faerlina. 4k on anniversary.
BOEs like maidens circle were around 50g faerlina. 500g on anniversary.
winterfall firewater 4g on faerlina. 20g on anniversary

banning gdkp unironically fucked the economy worse than letting it stay while at the same time removing an easy gold making method that benefited everyone.

the bright side I suppose is that im easily making 100g a day just farming 4-5 firewaters each night.
Anonymous No.535324087
>>535323779
wtf you're not allowed to talk about playing games in this thread!
Anonymous No.535324184
>>535318574 (OP)
>CLIENT GOT ROLLED BACK TO 3464 = WIPE IMMINENT
That isn't how an account database works
Anonymous No.535324204 >>535324319
>>535323532
Imagine being a cuck who pays for P2W MTX on Turtle, just for Shenna to use it to promote hers servers via shitubbers. Can't make this up.
Anonymous No.535324208 >>535324682
>>535323532
This looks like amateur mediocre trash. Turdle troonies lost KEK
Anonymous No.535324223
servers for this feel?
Anonymous No.535324275
>>535323957
Don't explain it, don't say shit.
Put it on and sit down, the minute those niggas hear MARVELLOUS from zamasu's super they'll come
Anonymous No.535324285
>>535324016
Just imagine the Asscension devs when they have to deal with tswow crap. Servers might never be able to properly work with more than 2k players. Best they can do is re-scrip everything and add it to BBC+.
Anonymous No.535324319 >>535324476 >>535324670 >>535324830 >>535324875
>>535324204
Turtle Wow has a Creator Program where if you make videos about Turtle Wow you get paid in Turtle coins.
Anonymous No.535324351
>>535324085
post nose
Anonymous No.535324476 >>535324616 >>535324830
>>535324319
>you get paid in Turtle coins
That can't be real
Anonymous No.535324486
POCHIE MONTH
>POCHIE MONTH
POCHIE MONTH
>POCHIE MONTH
Anonymous No.535324527 >>535324706 >>535324737 >>535324778
can someone explain this ascension rugpull to me
Anonymous No.535324572
>>535323532
they are like mushrooms
Anonymous No.535324616 >>535324825 >>535325801
>>535324476
this is actually totally fine because you can RMT on turtle
Anonymous No.535324670 >>535324830
>>535324319
>they literally shilling for free
just when I thought turdy players couldn't get anymore pathetic
Anonymous No.535324682
>>535324208
But enough about Epoop
Anonymous No.535324706 >>535324746 >>535324897
>>535324527
Some people think that Epoch will turn into Ascension, where you can buy experience auras/potions that boost your xp gain and they will sell bags and gaudy looking skins/mounts.
Anonymous No.535324737
>>535324527
first you need to learn what that word means laddie
Anonymous No.535324746 >>535324875
>>535324706
well they bought it so it will..???
Anonymous No.535324764
>>535324039
3 bosses are new. Gehennas got removed Lucifron wasn't mentioned in the patch notes.
Anonymous No.535324778 >>535325109 >>535325279
>>535324527
turtle trannys mad that the entire pserver community is against them now so they made up some "rugpull" meme
Anonymous No.535324825
>>535324616
So they like make an account pump it with the bags and vendors and sell it?
Meh I would too
Anonymous No.535324830
>>535324319
>>535324476
>>535324670
No it doesn't.
Anonymous No.535324857
stress test?
Anonymous No.535324875 >>535324954
>>535324319
Is this why Solheim has started making Turtle vids?
>>535324746
You can always play turtle.
Anonymous No.535324897
>>535324706
i give it 1 - 3 months until this will happen
Anonymous No.535324907 >>535325367
Why the fug do I get this error when installing ascension?
Anonymous No.535324917 >>535325273
>>535319491
Warlock and hunter are super forgiving because you have a pet that can tank damage for you.
Warlock I'd say is a little easier because you don't have too many things to think about other than casting spells and keeping your curses going, whereas Hunter has a lot of little tricks and nonsense you can do in combat to squeeze out some extra damage.
Anonymous No.535324954
>>535324875
that shit is even worse im going back to warmane anyway
Anonymous No.535325041 >>535325281
Curse that one anon who keeps posting Gigi pics now I can't stop thinking about her..
Anonymous No.535325051 >>535325231
>people with 100k sub channels are making videos on the game for $50 worth of a game currency that can only be used in a donation shop
and other retarded lies people here believe without thinking about them for half a second
Anonymous No.535325109
>>535324778
>entire pserver community is against them
holy cope lmao
Anonymous No.535325214 >>535325789
>>535321540
real humans
Anonymous No.535325231 >>535325305 >>535325351 >>535325381
>>535325051
it says it right here
https://turtle-wow.org/creator-program/donation-rewards
Anonymous No.535325273 >>535325472
>>535324917
Hunters and Locks also have a pvp skill gap.
A good demo lock and a good bm hunter are genuine nightmares, bad ones are still good.
Both are easy in pve
Anonymous No.535325279
>>535324778
Turtle were the only private server devs who refused to help epoch when they were working on launching. Also actively shit talking them in there discord. They are cringe losers that want to hold a monopoly
Anonymous No.535325281
>>535325041
>her
Anonymous No.535325290
im going to take a nap and I expect pochie when I wake up
Anonymous No.535325294
This message will be updated with Launch information when it becomes available!
Anonymous No.535325305
>>535325231
this link is fake news
Anonymous No.535325351 >>535332592
>>535325231
oops wrong link
https://ascension.gg/en/news/content-creator-rewards-discord/450
Anonymous No.535325367
>>535324907
>windows 7
anon...
Anonymous No.535325381
>>535325231
This is for literal whos with 300 subscribers
They would've paid someone like Azamous actual money
Anonymous No.535325441 >>535325554 >>535325676
https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=15122
Anonymous No.535325445
>>535321225
>>535321548
>>535322017
>>535322540
Retard(s).
Grimlic !YA8uI3LPLM No.535325448
>>535320294
more of a tank build tbqh
https://files.catbox.moe/9v83qb.mp4
Anonymous No.535325472 >>535325649
>>535325273
It's the ones that understand once they get damage and drains rolling that they just need to hide that are the real problem
Anonymous No.535325509 >>535325591 >>535325690
>new turtle patch
>yet no one is talking about it even in /wpsg/
>i'm somehow supposed to believe that server is worth playing
Anonymous No.535325521
>>535323017
Raiders of the Lost Fresh
Anonymous No.535325554 >>535325759
>>535325441
Anonymous No.535325563 >>535325676 >>535325759 >>535327367
HAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.535325579
>>535324085
WOWIE!
BANNING GDKP WHILE NOT BANNING BOTS FUCKED THE ECONOMY???
OH MY GOSH DARN DAMMIT!
Anonymous No.535325591 >>535325730
>>535325509
>yet no one is talking about it even in /wpsg/
The patch is the main topic right now.
Anonymous No.535325649 >>535325769
>>535325472
also the ones with proper pet management instead of just setting it on you and letting it do its thing
Anonymous No.535325676
>>535325563
>>535325441
fake news, shenna doesn't pay shills.
Anonymous No.535325685 >>535325812 >>535325817 >>535325826 >>535325870 >>535326014 >>535330580 >>535330981 >>535332980
TURTLES FUCKING MOLD SERVER HAS A FAKE POPULATION

You literally wait HOURS for BGs and grouping in any dungeon after fucking level 30 TAKES AGES

World Buffs don't even drop regularly on the weekends

FUCKING BOTTED DOGSHIT
Anonymous No.535325690 >>535325939
>>535325509
>/wpsg/
>2 days old thread
LMAO what a dead shithole
Anonymous No.535325730 >>535325891
>>535325591
>still the same thread from 2 days ago
Anonymous No.535325759
>>535325554
>>535325563
Correct. Both Ascension (and by extension now Epoch) and Turtle Wow will pay you in-game tokens (not gold) for making videos advertising their servers.
This isn't a secret. I did it for a while with Turtle Wow just to get some of their crap. It's super easy to cut together a five minute video and post it online. Don't even have to get views.
Anonymous No.535325769
>>535325649
>The pet just LoS'd a poly
That's when you /sit
Anonymous No.535325789
>>535325214
stop noticing things, Shenna won't like it
Anonymous No.535325801
>>535324616
>because you can RMT on turtle
repeating a lie doesn't make it true
Anonymous No.535325812
>>535325685
No one is playing with your level 39 twink, Javontius
Anonymous No.535325817
>>535325685
works on my machine
Anonymous No.535325823 >>535325945 >>535327516
>ambershart will be merged into the mold server within 6 weeks

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.535325826 >>535331143 >>535332980
>>535325685
not even just that, if queue below lvl 20, you get paired up with lvl 19 twinks.
super moldy server.
Anonymous No.535325838
when does this thing release already holy cow
Anonymous No.535325870
>>535325685
Anonymous No.535325891
>>535325730
Again wrong. The new thread was made 30 minutes ago.
>>535316627
I think you're still reading the old thread.
The patch is the first thing talked about in the OP. It's literally "1.18.0 Edition."
Anonymous No.535325939
>>535325690
turdies too busy shilling on poochie to play their beloved (not dead)game
Anonymous No.535325945
>>535325823
>sperging about a server that isn't even out yet
do people like you not get embarrassed about having your posts screencapped and reposted for years? is it a humiliation thing?
Anonymous No.535326014 >>535326226
>>535325685
calm your tits anon, there is a stress test for your poogies tonight, you can get your fix so you can finally quit acting like such a whiny bitch all the time
Anonymous No.535326114
It's kind of crazy that after all of the recent ups and downs we're on the verge of having Pochietopia.
Anonymous No.535326212 >>535326346
Can you fags take the turtle talk to the proper general? >>535316627
Anonymous No.535326226 >>535326285 >>535326360
>>535326014
Any indication as to whether they are wiping or rolling back progress made during these tests?
Being a voluntary guinea pig is getting tiresome.
Anonymous No.535326285 >>535326435
>>535326226
No progress will be saved during the stress tests
Anonymous No.535326298 >>535326408
>I genuinely hope everyone on turtle has a great time on the new patch and server
I know I'm "supposed" to care but I like them rp boys, so good on em.
Except for those bastard devs that took away my big red pet, fuck those guys, fucking cunts.
Anonymous No.535326346
>>535326212
If this general couldn't sperg about Turtle for 80% of the posts it would have nothing to talk about
Anonymous No.535326360 >>535326435 >>535326484
>>535326226
The stress test will be on a test realm, not the regular ones. The goal is to teleport every player online to the same location randomly to see how the server can handle it. Nothing will carry over.
Anonymous No.535326408 >>535326642
>>535326298
They gave you hotdog shot though. Don't you like weenies?
Anonymous No.535326435 >>535326497
>>535326285
>>535326360
Appreciate it. Just waiting for the real launch then.
Anonymous No.535326484 >>535326610
>>535326360
>Low level battle royale in hyjal
Put me, the FUCK in coach.
I'm rolling rogue on stress for this ONE reason
Anonymous No.535326497
>>535326435
You should use it to set your addons up
Anonymous No.535326603 >>535326745
>killing stinky no shoes on guru alliance
Anonymous No.535326610 >>535326842
>>535326484
same but I'm rolling priest
Anonymous No.535326642
>>535326408
Nah I like my red rocket
Anonymous No.535326745 >>535327384
>>535326603
its all i want
Anonymous No.535326747
>>535320690
>>535326326
>turdle using Cata slop
LMAO
Anonymous No.535326760
GURULLIANCE
Anonymous No.535326842
>>535326610
>same but I'm rolling priest
>rolling priest
>priest
Welcome to my warcraft movies upload LIL PUP
Anonymous No.535326859 >>535326954 >>535326958 >>535327207 >>535330539
you're telling me this faggot quit after saying this yesterday?
Anonymous No.535326954
>>535326859
He saw ascension jannies didn't care to clean up transphobia/racism and he had a panic attack and forgot to dilate so he left
Anonymous No.535326958 >>535327051
>>535326859
ascension's mods weren't cleaning up "bigotry" and he quit
Anonymous No.535327051 >>535327129 >>535327192 >>535327316
>>535326958
This is gonna sound stupid, but in the modern day.
What exactly counts as bigotry
Anonymous No.535327129 >>535327258
>>535327051
people were posting YWNBAW GIFs and the new mods weren't deleting them
Anonymous No.535327192
>>535327051
Depends, how much time have you got?
Anonymous No.535327207
>>535326859
He lost janny power and left. He did the same on Everlook.
Anonymous No.535327258
>>535327129
But...that's everywhere.
The chuds won, we won ages ago.
Anonymous No.535327272
why is his discord tag Kike?
Anonymous No.535327316
>>535327051
loony troonies will always have a welcoming home on turtle
Anonymous No.535327367
>>535325563
How does this affect you?
Anonymous No.535327384
>>535326745
soon sis...
Anonymous No.535327461
the real reason he left was because they enabled gifs in epoch discord again and it instantly became a shitshow again, but then they disabled gifs again anyway
Anonymous No.535327516
>>535325823
Proofs?
Anonymous No.535327565
LET ME IN
Anonymous No.535327609 >>535327669 >>535327823
Actually good news bros
Anonymous No.535327669
>>535327609
anyone that wasnt illiterate already knew about the ulmetrs part
Anonymous No.535327823 >>535327931
>>535327609
Cool, cool.
What about launch date?
Anonymous No.535327831 >>535327895 >>535327931 >>535328437
any info on ACTUAL release?
Anonymous No.535327895 >>535328015
>>535327831
No because it all depends on how the stress testing goes
Anonymous No.535327896 >>535328051
>New turtle patch comes up
>Poochie posters vanish
I was right not to trust them.
Remember the words! remember how to enter the hallowed halls Anon!
Anonymous No.535327915
fuck turtle wow devs for removing murloc illusion from slow and steady greedy cunts make it store only im going to EPOG
Anonymous No.535327931 >>535328015
>>535327823
>>535327831
launch what? you think this is a videogame or something?
Anonymous No.535328013
seeing Ross, Altered, and Inex getting what they fucking deserve has been pretty satisfying
Anonymous No.535328015
>>535327895
i'm so tired and low on hopium...
>>535327931
yes this is going to be THE videogame.
Anonymous No.535328051 >>535328347
>>535327896
>new turdy patch drops
>/wpsg/ is a ghost town like it has been for the last 3 days
Anonymous No.535328113
They should just give cailean mod perms again, its the only one that wasnt retarded
Anonymous No.535328189
I can't even get a BFD group (as a healer) to check out the new section
Anonymous No.535328204
Remember.... we are the council.
We shape the realm, before your guild before yourself should you enter you have a duty.
Purity must be maintained
Anonymous No.535328297 >>535328462
dominating noshoes on gvrv
Anonymous No.535328329
Pochie Tonight!!!
Anonymous No.535328347
>>535328051
>ghost town
>over a hundred replies in 30 minutes
>none of them spam posts
Anonymous No.535328389 >>535328441 >>535328550 >>535328579 >>535329386
What are you gonna buy as the first thing from the Epoch Store?
Anonymous No.535328404
Dutch and ulmetrs are literally
>two giga chads shaking hands.jpg
Anonymous No.535328409 >>535328569
How will you help stress test the server?
Anonymous No.535328437 >>535330196
>>535327831
Stress test should be sometime this evening (eu time). They expect crashes and they'll be working on them as they happen.
Depending on how it goes they'll schelude more stress tests or a launch date
Anonymous No.535328441
>>535328389
300% XP boost for my entire party
Anonymous No.535328462 >>535328529 >>535328573 >>535328687 >>535329240 >>535330061 >>535330090
>>535328297
If I had an option to unlock draebaes as playable race by completing hardcore challenge AND explorers contract at the same time you could bet I'd waste hundreds of hours just to make that happen.
Also is that a leg cropped out?
Anonymous No.535328487 >>535328786 >>535329735
I haven't been able to play this fucking game for a month now
Anonymous No.535328529
>>535328462
yeah.. a leg
Anonymous No.535328550
>>535328389
-300% XP Boost for the TRVE Explorer's Experience.
Anonymous No.535328569
>>535328409
I will fish and sing the song of the ancients, linking up with my brothers and therefor needing or keeping it.
Together we will form a ball of death
Anonymous No.535328573
>>535328462
you know what it is
Anonymous No.535328579
>>535328389
Raid markers and queue bypass
Anonymous No.535328687 >>535329575
>>535328462
yeah I wish they added goats and goblins. maybe if we bully gaytotes enough he'll cave
Anonymous No.535328786
>>535328487
how does 1 more sound
Anonymous No.535328853
To be honest I worry that not many remember......it has been ten thousand years
Anonymous No.535329240 >>535329396
>>535328462
Unlocking races and classes behind challenges is something that tickles my fancy.
Anonymous No.535329386
>>535328389
Server wide posture check message
Anonymous No.535329396 >>535329582
>>535329240
i hope you never get a job in game design
Anonymous No.535329575 >>535330895
>>535328687
Makes more sense to release new races when the honeymoon period is over and most people are already capped.
Gives people an excuse to get back into the world again.
Anonymous No.535329580
Well well well.
I wonder where those poochie posters went.
Gurufashy was it? hahahahahahha
Anonymous No.535329582
>>535329396
Challenges too hard for you, anon? need your races to be in the cash shop only?
Anonymous No.535329679
I've been out of the loop since the ascension aquisition. Are they posting more updates in the other discord?
Anonymous No.535329725
GURUPOCHIE
>GURULLIANCE
GURULLIANCE
>GURUPOCHIE
Anonymous No.535329735 >>535330012
>>535328487
Both of my friends I talked into playing with me have given up
Anonymous No.535330012 >>535330407
>>535329735
My only two WoW friends did the same. One resubbed to Blizz and and other is playing Ambershire.
I have no interest in another Ascension server, especially solo, so I’ll probably just wait for Wallcraft or Azeroth At War next year, at this point.
Anonymous No.535330061
>>535328462
i want draenei just for the weapon animations
other hunters just don't have the stuff
Anonymous No.535330073
already paid shenna to sell me someone's prebis rogue a week after server opens

now i can play pochie
Anonymous No.535330090 >>535331982
>>535328462
Finally found another anon who likes Draenei. It'd be cool to play as Broken.
Anonymous No.535330106 >>535330248 >>535330664 >>535331370
Muzzy just said he thinks they're aiming for a next weekend release
Did he really get leaks and shit before from epoch team or was anon bullshitting?
Anonymous No.535330146
Please let it be a successful stress test...
Anonymous No.535330196
>>535328437
>Stress test should be sometime this evening (eu time).
It’s ~7pm in the EU and there has been no word. It’s not happening today lol.
Anonymous No.535330248
>>535330106
muzzy is a retard
they are aiming to beat ambershire
the stress test will tell us if it comes out tomorrow or after amber
Anonymous No.535330276 >>535330494 >>535330517
childhood dream almost achieved while waiting for Pochie...
Anonymous No.535330316 >>535330389 >>535330398 >>535330504
what's a "no shoe" ?
Anonymous No.535330337
stress test is obviously going to be at 5 am EU (earliest)
Anonymous No.535330389 >>535332554
>>535330316
the faction for little chuddies
Anonymous No.535330398 >>535332554
>>535330316
go away dumb bitch
Anonymous No.535330407
>>535330012
Like 90% of my interest in Epoch was to see them btfo Turtle, but at this point that’s clearly not happening so I kinda just don’t care anymore.
Anonymous No.535330494
>>535330276
Saladin WILL win
Anonymous No.535330504 >>535332554
>>535330316
The Whitemans choice
Anonymous No.535330517 >>535330965
>>535330276
which crusader is this? don't remember the original and extreme with improved graphics. i should re-play it tho
Anonymous No.535330539
>>535326859
jannies are so funny lol
Anonymous No.535330580 >>535330738
>>535325685
wtf are you yapping about, Orgrimmar drops all the fucking time.
Anonymous No.535330664
>>535330106
that sucks
Anonymous No.535330694 >>535330791 >>535330793 >>535330883 >>535331035 >>535331253
I'm playing Kezan horde.
And I'm the gigachud.
Anonymous No.535330738 >>535330864
>>535330580
>1 head every 8 hours
>alot
Anonymous No.535330791
>>535330694
my motherfucking chudda
Anonymous No.535330793 >>535330910 >>535330915
>>535330694
>chud
>kezan
damn you cant even be racist properly, you failed at everything
Anonymous No.535330864
>>535330738
It dropped atleast 4 times today.
Anonymous No.535330883 >>535331531
>>535330694
You better have warmode on or I'm revoking your license to chud
Anonymous No.535330895
>>535329575
yeah I'd be happy if they just added new races in an organic way but idk w/e, I doubt it'll ever be draenei

just pls no more fucking elves
Anonymous No.535330910 >>535331015
>>535330793
okay the truth is all the cute girls are on gurubashi and I’m really shy and they make me nervous
Anonymous No.535330915
>>535330793
Silence.
Black.
Anonymous No.535330965 >>535331358
>>535330517
it's the new definite edition that just released
it has the original game, expansions, extreme and new content
also has amazing qol like setting auto sells and buys from marketplace
Anonymous No.535330981
>>535325685
Whenever I see someone like you lying about something you hate, I think to myself "If they have to lie and make up shit to hate on, what's even the point?" If Turtle Wow were truly a bad server, why tells lies to try to make it look bad? Wouldn't the truth suffice?
Anonymous No.535331015 >>535331228
>>535330910
then go gurubashi horde? the cuteposters are alliance
Anonymous No.535331032 >>535331180 >>535331228
Why?
Anonymous No.535331035
>>535330694
>crossfaction server
>chud
Nah, you're definitely a cuck anon.
Anonymous No.535331143
>>535325826
>if queue below lvl 20, you get paired up with lvl 19 twinks.
First time playing wow? It’s been like this since 2006. The only exception was very early in 2019 Classic.
Anonymous No.535331180 >>535331429
>>535331032
based, fuck these terminally online retards
Anonymous No.535331228 >>535331485
>>535331015
back off, im gonna protect the cuteguruposters with my life
>>535331032
absolutely sovlless, i fucking hate how corporate ascension management is
Anonymous No.535331253 >>535331676 >>535334403
>>535330694
make sure to sign the contract
Anonymous No.535331358 >>535332098
>>535330965
oh fugg i didn't even know about that. gonna get it and replay it, thanks
Anonymous No.535331370
>>535330106
probably just guessing, that's what i'd figure too given the speed at which they're working
Anonymous No.535331428 >>535331549
Ulmetrs is Heritix right?
Anonymous No.535331429 >>535331572
>>535331180
anon, i hate to break it to you. the people who thought they were oppressed because they couldnt post an emoji and have done nothing but piss their diapers over discord mods for two weeks are the ones that are terminally online
Anonymous No.535331436
Pray you do not tempt my blade gurusisters.
I will remain on MY server with warmode blazing.
You simply keep away.
Anonymous No.535331485
>>535331228
>m-my colors
troon....
Anonymous No.535331513 >>535331621 >>535331805
le 4chins guild on Guru Horde when?
Anonymous No.535331531 >>535331737
>>535330883
>warmode on kezan
Genuine question, why would I? I play here to avoid wpvp, if I wanted wpvp why wouldn't I just play the other server?
Anonymous No.535331549 >>535331741
>>535331428
yes
Anonymous No.535331564 >>535331682 >>535332348
>release lead online for the first time since the merger
is it happening?
Anonymous No.535331572
>>535331429
I agree with you, but there's no fucking way that people who want flashy colors for their online chat room aren't terminally online as well. Discord is only for voice chat and server notifications desu
Anonymous No.535331621 >>535331903
>>535331513
>horde
sorry, I am White.
Anonymous No.535331676
>>535331253
That goes without saying.
To Be Honest.
Anonymous No.535331682 >>535331760
>>535331564
He's working on BBC+
Anonymous No.535331737 >>535331914 >>535332145
>>535331531
Because all the og echuds were planning on it til the guru containment server appeared for the brownies, however the plan remains unchanged
Anonymous No.535331741
>>535331549
nice, what an absolute gigachad.
Anonymous No.535331760
>>535331682
who isn't but what does have to do with WoW?
Anonymous No.535331805 >>535332072 >>535332090 >>535332128 >>535332193
>>535331513
Anonymous No.535331903 >>535331951
>>535331621
cringe
Anonymous No.535331914
>>535331737
UNINITIATED delete this.
Anonymous No.535331951
>>535331903
poophead
Anonymous No.535331982
>>535330090
I wouldn't mind if they made draenei somewhat uglier since in vanilla only lost ones draenei exist. But that'd mean that they can give them to horde. Which sound weird by also funny.
Anonymous No.535332029
>"noshoes"
>orcs, the aryans of the horde, wear shoes
>meanwhile nelves are a bunch of barefoot hippies
care to explain yourselves, allibucks?
Anonymous No.535332032 >>535332726 >>535332995
Did we run out of Whitemane edits? Burn the heretics who put anything else in the OP.

Man, I keep making the mistake of opening the Epog channel on the Ascension Discord and getting eye-cancer. Has there been any news since Dutch updated 15 hours ago?
Anonymous No.535332072
>>535331805
You must be at least 18 to be on this website.
Anonymous No.535332090
>>535331805
who's making the guild and is he based or gay?
Anonymous No.535332098
>>535331358
it also has better zoom function instead of just the close and far that og had
Anonymous No.535332128
>>535331805
extremely generic, uncreative, uninteresting, and boring
Anonymous No.535332145
>>535331737
lol nobody is gonna flag on kezan, using warmode there just signals that you want to want to pretend to be an epic soldier but you are too scared to go to the pvp server
Anonymous No.535332193
>>535331805
Ok this is based and kino. I will join your merry band of /b/rothers!
Anonymous No.535332348
>>535331564
Wtf I'm Grey
Anonymous No.535332375 >>535332484
poochie.. w-weekend?
Anonymous No.535332482

Let that sink in.
That's right, an elite emblem forged by the council.
Anonymous No.535332484
>>535332375
no poochie
just poopie
Anonymous No.535332497 >>535332652
I always thought this cringe logo+font is just for beta and they'll rebrand before release. Who even thought it looks good in the first place?
Anonymous No.535332554 >>535332798 >>535334148
>>535330389
>>535330398
>>535330504
explain it to me please!!! i'm new to wow
Anonymous No.535332592
>>535325351
I love shilling !!!!!
Anonymous No.535332593
So the best time would be now for a Stress test (EU and NA are awake)
Anonymous No.535332652 >>535333142
>>535332497
I kinda like it, no idea what you're triggered by here.
Anonymous No.535332673 >>535332889
Do I need to download the Ascension Launcher or can I just keep the Epoch one?
Anonymous No.535332726
>>535332032
>even Whitemane baker gave up
it’s legit over. nobody wants to play an Ascension server.
Anonymous No.535332757 >>535333062
are we expecting the stress test some time tonight?
Anonymous No.535332774

To honor the legacy of ToD guild
Anonymous No.535332798
>>535332554
It's quite simple. on one side you have psyoped losers.
On the other Chuds with superhuman abilities.
Anonymous No.535332889
>>535332673
You need Ascensions 50gb admin-access spyware launcher
Anonymous No.535332909 >>535333096
>less than 8k online
DOA

kek

turtle lost. ambie will lose too. asspoch won.
Anonymous No.535332980
>>535325685
>>535325826
everyone's just waiting for ambie
Anonymous No.535332995 >>535333128 >>535333208 >>535333327
>>535332032
This is literally whitemane nagatoro in the op
RETARD
Anonymous No.535333016 >>535333298 >>535333352
can you stop saying chud, it sounds gay and onions and thats how trannies call us
Anonymous No.535333062 >>535333126
>>535332757
It’s 8pm there and there’s been no word, so I’m not holding my breath desu.
Anonymous No.535333092
i just wanna log in
Anonymous No.535333096
>>535332909
epoop will win, so long as the server can even hold 8k
Anonymous No.535333126
>>535333062
the updates always come out in burgertime
Anonymous No.535333128
>>535332995
>Whitemane
>Furry
Cleanse yourself, filthy heretic.
Anonymous No.535333142 >>535333402
>>535332652
It's this but worse. Creatively bankrupt and cheap looking.
Anonymous No.535333184 >>535333289 >>535333301
post more fresh Whitemane gens
Anonymous No.535333208
>>535332995
needs tanlines
Anonymous No.535333216 >>535333349 >>535333396
Which one of you did this?
Anonymous No.535333253
GURUPOCHIE
Anonymous No.535333289
>>535333184
The American entertainment industry might actually be the most evil group to ever exist.
Anonymous No.535333298
>>535333016
>Stop saying chud
Never, I am the chudbringer. by my side stand the chudromancer the chuddah the chudgion and a army thousand strong of proud chud, only within their ranks as another chud do I feel peace.
Anonymous No.535333301 >>535333485
>>535333184
like what
Anonymous No.535333327
>>535332995
>naga niggy op
>not the prez whiteman op
Hell I'll even take yoshi at this point
Anonymous No.535333349
>>535333216
this is how dumb zoomwiggers actually are.
Anonymous No.535333352 >>535333463 >>535333569
>>535333016
You'll be fine, chuddie.
Anonymous No.535333396 >>535333487
>>535333216
cringe boomer humour
Anonymous No.535333402
>>535333142
Oh yeah, I see the similarity. Still not really rubbing me the wrong way, but I see your point.
Anonymous No.535333463 >>535333527
>>535333352
This never happens.
Anonymous No.535333485
>>535333301
like on all fours or upskirt
Anonymous No.535333487 >>535333654
>>535333396
I’ll take boomer humor over zoomers complete lack of humor any day.
Anonymous No.535333527 >>535333715
>>535333463
>it was real
>in my mind
Anonymous No.535333569
>>535333352
me on the left
Anonymous No.535333625
where are the servers now?
Anonymous No.535333653 >>535333789 >>535333914
you WILL play pochie today
Anonymous No.535333654 >>535333870
>>535333487
he said while seething over dry humor zoomies
Anonymous No.535333680 >>535333742
Is Kes hot?
Anonymous No.535333715
>>535333527
>It was real
>In my mind
Hey do any of you guys hear a weird static when Anon talks? is it me?
A what changer? oh sorry mate.
Anonymous No.535333742
>>535333680
depends, whats your opinion on skeletussy
Anonymous No.535333789 >>535333894
>>535333653
but i have raid in xiv
Anonymous No.535333806
just 24 hours until we get to wait 24 hours!
Anonymous No.535333812 >>535335175
Anonymous No.535333870 >>535333932 >>535334058
>>535333654
>dry humor
You don’t even know what this means lol.
Zoomers understand dry humor less than any other generation. They literally just give you a deadpan stare and say β€œWhat?”.
Anonymous No.535333894 >>535334104 >>535334237 >>535334254 >>535341734
>>535333789
Never played xiv, do they have cool on use items or chance on hit effects or is everything just a stat stick
Anonymous No.535333897 >>535333976 >>535334114
classic anniversary won. I'm resubbing. done with private servers.
Anonymous No.535333914
>>535333653
>pink pocky
You come near me with that devilry and you are 100% getting kicked in the nuts buddy
Anonymous No.535333932 >>535334357
>>535333870
?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaamQ24Rdgc
Anonymous No.535333976
>>535333897
based
same
legion remix looks pretty poggers too
Anonymous No.535334058
>>535333870
>stares @ u vacantly
Bussin
Anonymous No.535334104
>>535333894
its just stat sticks
Anonymous No.535334114
>>535333897
I’m heavily considering this. Blizzard isn’t great, but private servers have been pissing me off non-stop lately. And I’ve pretty much only played on pservers since like 2013.
Anonymous No.535334118 >>535334368
enjoying some BBC while we wait, bros
Anonymous No.535334148 >>535335608
>>535332554
Noshoes refers to the Horde, since trolls and taurens don't wear shoes. Noshoes = Niggers, basically
Anonymous No.535334237
>>535333894
you will never have Catgirls in wow
Anonymous No.535334254
>>535333894
There is no variance in builds or any fun/goofy shit in combat. Everything is just higher stats, but as a result the balance is much more finely tuned.
But the encounter design is really strong and mechanics are a lot of fun to learn and execute.
Anonymous No.535334357 >>535334465
>>535333932
>look at this one video
YouTube comedy was at its height from 2008-2015.
Zoomers taking over the site is a huge reason the content has went to shit.
There are like ~5 total comedy channels run by zoomers that are worth watching.
Anonymous No.535334368
>>535334118
BBC is good to mid, perfect waiting room
I fucking love the items scattered around the world, but I don't know how end game is going to play out
Anonymous No.535334380 >>535334792
>STV ring of blood
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to STV tomorrow
Anonymous No.535334403 >>535334905
>>535331253
Why didn't they call the title something like "Epochal Explorer" instead of something you get from a covid infection or from waiting for the servers to go up
Anonymous No.535334407 >>535336941
Anonymous No.535334465 >>535334949
>>535334357
>duhh the zoomer that built his entire channel off dry humor for his zoomer audience of hundreds of thousands doesn't count
okay nigger
Anonymous No.535334595
Pochie tonight
Anonymous No.535334650
POCHIE SATURDAY
>POCHIE SATURDAY
POCHIE SATURDAY
>POCHIE SATURDAY
POCHIE SATURDAY
>POCHIE SATURDAY
POCHIE SATURDAY
>POCHIE SATURDAY
Anonymous No.535334792
>>535334380
>gardavoir
>"aba"
What did the asparagus mean by this
Anonymous No.535334805
Anonymous No.535334807 >>535334936 >>535335097 >>535335157 >>535335634 >>535335959
Anonymous No.535334813
I'm losing hope.....
Anonymous No.535334885 >>535334952
Alright you might not be members of the hallowed halls nor know or words and password but.
ON THIS STRESS TEST.
I think we can all agree to team up To Be Honest.
We have little time and many foes before us, so I suggest we all bash our fucking skulls together and come up with a plan and faction.
How does that sound.
Anonymous No.535334905
>>535334403
I don't know, I'd prefer just 'Explorer' but whatever
Anonymous No.535334936
>>535334807
Arf!
Anonymous No.535334949 >>535335246 >>535335553
>>535334465
He counts. His video was funny. But it doesn’t change my point. Comedy overwhelmingly isn’t popular with this generation like it was with past generations.
Literally just look at the lack of comedy videos/movies being made making.
Just look up β€œ2024 comedy movies” and compare the list to β€œ2004 comedy movies”. The genre is practically extinct. The only β€œcomedies” made today are cartoon movies.
Anonymous No.535334952 >>535335043
>>535334885
gay
Anonymous No.535335043
>>535334952
Alright what's your name, I will not invite you.
Anonymous No.535335097
>>535334807
pissing on the floor like a bad girl
Anonymous No.535335157
>>535334807
The collar is on the wrong end...
Anonymous No.535335175
>>535333812
i look like this and say this
Anonymous No.535335246
>>535334949
>"why can't zoomies just live in the good old days before they were born!"
Anonymous No.535335276 >>535335350
My suggestion to the temporary council is this.
Druids, we all roll druids and rush moonfire ASAP.
Tauren druids so we have warstomp
Anonymous No.535335350 >>535335452
>>535335276
can you stop avatarfagging with that dogshit anime
Anonymous No.535335404
>"Focused Assault" aka WSG flag debuff is ~1 per minute, so capping ASAP is still 20/30% dmg more
>also if you drop the flag, stacks stay on until you die
>melees getting insane/double damage literally out of nowhere
>you can't ress in BGs, have to run to your body
>players are friendly to each other in Arena
>warmode nerfed to 5%
>still no x-faction BGs (they were coming 1.18 but uhh)
You have to suffer from battered-wife syndrome to still play PvP on this shitstain of a server kek
Anonymous No.535335452 >>535335562
>>535335350
I don't see a trip
Anonymous No.535335492 >>535335869
he's booting up the stress test
Anonymous No.535335553 >>535335919 >>535336080
>>535334949
>epoch so dead people are arguing about the definition of comedy
Anonymous No.535335562 >>535335719
>>535335452
Avatarfagging has nothing to do with trips you retarded newfag.
Anonymous No.535335597
was gone all day, did I miss the stress test?
Anonymous No.535335608
>>535334148
why should tauren wear shoes when they have hooves? trolls however have no excuse
Anonymous No.535335634
>>535334807
Thats me on gurubashi alliance
Anonymous No.535335672 >>535335732
just tried to update my twow and kaspersky straight up deleted everything xd fuck that server
Anonymous No.535335719
>>535335562
Oh?
Is it now, do you know what you can do about that?
Anonymous No.535335732
>>535335672
>kaspersky
Anonymous No.535335787
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.535335869
>>535335492
>points for creativity
Anonymous No.535335919
>>535335553
>dead
implying we've even lived
Anonymous No.535335959 >>535336045 >>535336050
>>535334807
Make the hand green and this is me on Kezan Alliance
Anonymous No.535336037
>>535319491
Warlock? No you’re expected to do things like get there first to summon, banish demons, and know when to fear something. It’s a tryhard class. I’d say Hunter since people already expect new and bad players to play it, as well as gold farmers and bots.
Anonymous No.535336045
>>535335959
>Kezan Alliance
Anonymous No.535336050 >>535336374 >>535337090 >>535337332
>>535335959
I wonder if you could take Tauren knot
Anonymous No.535336080
>>535335553
You cannot make a joke post here without someone taking it seriously or someone twisting it to fulfill an agenda.

A serious lack of whimsy.
Souls that lack God's light.
Anonymous No.535336232 >>535336283 >>535336346 >>535336547 >>535336564 >>535336952
I just had a wonderful 8 hours of sleep, 'Poch status?
Anonymous No.535336247 >>535336487 >>535336530
reminder that alliance is the faction of trannies playing fem characters and mutts larping as White men
Anonymous No.535336283 >>535336620
>>535336232
unknown
Anonymous No.535336303
>cant even get a stress test into before ambershire launch
FUCKING KEK
Anonymous No.535336346
>>535336232
Go back to sleep Anon we're busy deciding stuff
Anonymous No.535336374
>>535336050
she'll take mine whether she can or not
Anonymous No.535336469 >>535336524 >>535336549
guys ambie is looming...
Anonymous No.535336487
>>535336247
im brown and i like white women
Anonymous No.535336524 >>535336771
>>535336469
more like molding
Anonymous No.535336530
>>535336247
i dont care as long as they play guru they are alright in my book, i'll still kill them outside but, like, respectfully
Anonymous No.535336547 >>535336620
>>535336232
They have concepts of a plan.
Anonymous No.535336549 >>535336771 >>535339452
>>535336469
Looming on what?
Anonymous No.535336564
>>535336232
Anonymous No.535336620
>>535336283
>>535336547
Fug
Anonymous No.535336727 >>535336794
Me playing female human holy priest...
Anonymous No.535336729
There's so many Pochie players posting today!
Anonymous No.535336771
>>535336524
>>535336549
You have 40 hours to get your shit together or your server is DOA.
Clocks ticking.
Anonymous No.535336782
>We're coming for you poochies!
On what the pvp server?
The walled garden?
These aren't your people.
Anonymous No.535336794 >>535337002
>>535336727
what is that
Anonymous No.535336919
>>535319491
if you play any caster class you will have to deal with actual raid mechanics and will need immense brain power to balance your damage output and staying alive, or completing complex tasks during boss fights that will save the entire group
if you're literally retarded and want to stand still pressing your fun button(s) without having anything difficult to deal with thrown at you during boss fights or dodge mechanics play any melee class. If you can count to 5 you can probably play rogue
Anonymous No.535336941 >>535337285
>>535334407
You'll learn someday.
Anonymous No.535336951
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
POCHIE TONIGHT
>POCHIE TONIGHT
Anonymous No.535336952 >>535337408
>>535336232
Dutch's plan is coming along nicely, he just needs the following:
Time
Money
A distraction
Smoke and mirrors
No traitors
Some goddamn faith
Anonymous No.535337002
>>535336794
Is that the king of the hill new season
Anonymous No.535337017 >>535337242
this shit isn't launching for 2-3 more weeks. jewscension baited gaytotes' cord so they can spam BBC invites to more people
Anonymous No.535337090 >>535337819
>>535336050
>Tauren
>knot
Anonymous No.535337105
We are going home...
Anonymous No.535337115
Mpreg this, mpreg that

>Still no pregnant whitemane ai slop of her making pancakes barefoot

Why even fucking respirate
Anonymous No.535337242 >>535337501 >>535337807
>>535337017
And how does that relate to player retention?
Anonymous No.535337285 >>535337905
>>535336941
could it be… they were playing on chadzan because guru wasn’t even up?
Anonymous No.535337332
>>535336050
bit too early for a wedding
Anonymous No.535337387
POCHIE TESTS TONIGHT! POCHIE TESTS TONIGHT! POCHIE TESTS TONIGHT! POCHIE TESTS TONIGHT!
Anonymous No.535337408 >>535337560
>>535336952
All he needs is a good excuse to put Ascensions shop in Epoch. Can’t proceed until that gets ironed out.
Anonymous No.535337501 >>535337824
>>535337242
it's a numbers game. if they invite 10000 new people from the poocord even if only 100 of them stay and 5 buy xp auras, it's still a net positive and free advertising.
Anonymous No.535337556
femgnome sex tonight?
Anonymous No.535337560 >>535337963
>>535337408
Why would he willingly loose players?
Anonymous No.535337627 >>535337973
>>535322239
They removed the full client download from their site.
Anonymous No.535337628 >>535337705
>epoch stress test still not out
>cant enter turtle because the patch wont load

maybe its time to quit wow forever.
Anonymous No.535337675
I hate that mages will have to use rune of power. Such a stupid spell.
But arcane seems to be super fun so I guess I’ll have to deal with it
Anonymous No.535337705 >>535338257
>>535337628
just disable your firewall and run the exe as admin
Anonymous No.535337745
is dutch confirmed jewish? I heard someone say that
Anonymous No.535337758 >>535338313
is there gonna be a pochahontas test tonight?
Anonymous No.535337807 >>535338007
>>535337242
>he’s never played an Ascension realm.
Ascension has no retention, and that’s by design. Every realm they release is a cash grab using planned obsolescence strategy.
Anonymous No.535337815 >>535337890 >>535338034 >>535338098 >>535338407 >>535338473
Anonymous No.535337819
>>535337090
I once met a tauren that had a knot.
Anonymous No.535337824
>>535337501
So if I pay for 10000 cheeseburgers but only get 5000 cheeseburgers that day I win?
What if I got 2 cheeseburgers for 5000 days.
Anonymous No.535337890 >>535338098
>>535337815
is that one of the statue dudes from the vanilla login screen?
Anonymous No.535337905
>>535337285
Cute cope, KEKuck lol
Anonymous No.535337963 >>535338298 >>535338342
>>535337560
Players literally do not matter if they’re not spending money. And I do mean literally.
A player who isn’t spending money is only costing you money.
Anonymous No.535337973 >>535338173
>>535337627
huh really? It was still available when the patch went live
Anonymous No.535338007 >>535338138
>>535337807
Okay here's 5.
I want change for 10, you give me 3 and I run away.
Who wins
Anonymous No.535338034 >>535338380
>>535337815
Oh man I never actually thought about it, did they add stuff to Deadwind Pass?
Anonymous No.535338098 >>535338380 >>535338473
>>535337815
>>535337890
Not exactly the same but I think that's the idea
Anonymous No.535338138 >>535338458
>>535338007
Can a retard please translate what point your fellow retard is trying to make here?
Anonymous No.535338173
>>535337973
i saw the link before too, but it was still pointing to 1.17
Anonymous No.535338257
>>535337705
can load the game but wont load the new patch.
Anonymous No.535338298
>>535337963
I enter mcdonalds, I'm drunk you see.
Oh damnit I wanted a KFC, hey hey wait a minute I got a mayo chicken right here for 99c.
Who is the winner
Unrelated note but my nose is starting to feel pretty big
Anonymous No.535338313
>>535337758
Definitely maybe.
Anonymous No.535338342
>>535337963
overall player count does matter because the amount of paypigs is a percentage of the overall playerbase and the paypigs wont play if theres nobody playing either
Anonymous No.535338380 >>535338495 >>535338620
>>535338098
>>535338034
Not entirely sure but they might have added a small camp with a few quests
Anonymous No.535338407 >>535338582 >>535338848 >>535338860 >>535338874
>>535337815
>let’s just add add parts of the dark portal all over the world
This doesn’t make any sense from a lore standpoint and looks retarded to anyone who has seen the dark portal already.
Anonymous No.535338458 >>535338743
>>535338138
It means why would anyone do that.
Anonymous No.535338473 >>535338852 >>535338891
>>535337815
>>535338098
>place 3-4 building randomly
>add few npcs
>add 20 boar ass quests
ebin
Anonymous No.535338495
>>535338380
Would be cool to have something to do there at least.
Anonymous No.535338582 >>535338860
>>535338407
arent those guys at temple of storms
Anonymous No.535338586 >>535338661 >>535338736 >>535338756 >>535338808 >>535338863 >>535339005 >>535339013 >>535339279 >>535339540 >>535342116
new xius lore just dropped, i had no idea he was an asmonchuddy, he seems like a libtard to me
Anonymous No.535338608
will pochie release within 2 days or will turdle beat them?
Anonymous No.535338620
>>535338380
Anonymous No.535338661 >>535338939
>>535338586
KWAB
Anonymous No.535338673 >>535338751
Who's even stil waiting for the game? I've forgotten about it. Just hanging out and talking shit
Anonymous No.535338736 >>535338932 >>535338939
>>535338586
wow he sounds like a massive fag
Anonymous No.535338743 >>535339023
>>535338458
>why would a company cater to the people who spend money over the people who refuse to spend money
yeah that’s a head scratcher.
Ascension is owned by some Qatari brownoid. Of course he’s primarily focused on profit.
Anonymous No.535338751 >>535338849 >>535339143
>>535338673
Yeah man ambershire is where I'm at dude
Anonymous No.535338756
>>535338586
honestly, same
Anonymous No.535338808 >>535338926 >>535338932 >>535338939
>>535338586
does this retard not realize how pathetic this makes him look?
Anonymous No.535338848
>>535338407
Not even the same Dark Portal statue (which is also reused in Burning Steppes btw)
Anonymous No.535338849
>>535338751
Thats not even on my radar, never given it a moments thought
Anonymous No.535338852
>>535338473
Sounds like a faithful re-creation of vanilla to me.
Anonymous No.535338860
>>535338407
>>535338582
Anonymous No.535338863
>>535338586
Discord mod is not a flex he thinks it is.
Anonymous No.535338874
>>535338407
isn't it just warlock/burning legion architecture
Anonymous No.535338891
>>535338473
why do you even want a classic+ retard? go play anniversary
Anonymous No.535338898
>"wow dutch is so good at communicating with the community!"
>goes radio silent after seeing how bad kaytotes code is
lmao
Anonymous No.535338926 >>535339241
>>535338808
He was Asmon's server discord mod, that's like a God for zoomers.
Anonymous No.535338932
>>535338736
>>535338808
i actually agree they should have been banning more people but it should have been the spammers and entitled sub-80 iq normiecattle demanding the server come up right away, but Xius and Ross would have just started banning people for their emoji usage instead
Anonymous No.535338939 >>535339428
>>535338661
>>535338736
>>535338808
>be chuddy hitler worshipper
>scared shitless when actual hitler does his thing
you guys really don't have any principles
Anonymous No.535339005
>>535338586
You might hate him but he's 100% right, you have to get rid of the actual retards who won't learn.
Anonymous No.535339013 >>535339141
>>535338586
why did he feel the need to mention this
Anonymous No.535339017
This Tasty mod is quite lax, but is a good tard handler. They are good at distracting and redirecting when it gets too intense. How it should be really. I bet the Epoch staff are fuming that its not up to them anymore to control everyone
Anonymous No.535339023 >>535339385
>>535338743
Okay and if they want to make the most profit.
Is the best way conning them outright?
Or do you want to buy more bag space, maybe a bank?
Anonymous No.535339076 >>535339238 >>535339336 >>535339372 >>535339485
>ummm, did you know that turtlewow launcher is atschkually filled with keyloggers and malware?
>not even a modicum of proof posted ever
???
Anonymous No.535339141
>>535339013
people are still trying to like debate the awfulness of the discord before, every time one of the old jannies shows up they're getting heat and they can't just silence and ban the people criticizing them now lmao
Anonymous No.535339143 >>535339249 >>535339259
>>535338751
NOT playing ambershit.
NOT playing epoop.
NOT paying blizzturd.
AM waiting for VVallcraft.
Anonymous No.535339238 >>535339525
>>535339076
who are you talking to
Anonymous No.535339241
>>535338926
im pretty sure asmongolds actual audience is 99% indians
Anonymous No.535339249
>>535339143

t. wall shill
Anonymous No.535339259 >>535339585
>>535339143
play with cocks then fag
Anonymous No.535339279 >>535339595
>>535338586
>old mods are not longer in that conversation
THE PURGE HAS STARTED soon there won't be anyone from epoop on this thing
Anonymous No.535339293
How long before Asspoop sells to Turtle because they can't handle this mess from Epoop's previous team?
KEK!
Anonymous No.535339320 >>535339457
>summons a felguard
Anonymous No.535339325
kaytotes you better not be slowing things down over there if you are then you will face my wrath
Anonymous No.535339336
>>535339076
Who are you talking to? Are you hallucinating? What's going on big guy?
Anonymous No.535339339 >>535339538
i just discussed normally and i never even got timeouted, sounds like skill issue to me
Anonymous No.535339372
>>535339076
Anonymous No.535339385 >>535339735
>>535339023
>Is the best way conning them outright?
Yes. It always is. Ascension and Warmane are the most profitable pservers by a huge margin.
Anonymous No.535339428
>>535338939
>discord janny
>actual hitler
Anonymous No.535339452
>>535336549
looming over us all. an ominous presence
it seeks to disrupt poochies becoming
Anonymous No.535339457
>>535339320
>it just idles
t-Thanks TSWoW!
Anonymous No.535339485
>>535339076
Nobody said that
Anonymous No.535339525 >>535339653 >>535339702
>>535339238
these faggots:
>>535317526
>>535317612
>>535318047
Anonymous No.535339538 >>535339642
>>535339339
I reacted to messages with mpreg and got banned, never even typed a word
Anonymous No.535339540 >>535339862
>>535338586
>asmongold
>libtard
you know asmongold is liberal right
Anonymous No.535339585 >>535359605
>>535339259
>fag
/epog/ has trannies posting lewds here and in discord daily.
Never seen anything of the sort in Wallcraft threads/discord.
Wallcraft IS the only server for chuds.
Anonymous No.535339595
>>535339279
based ascension purging all the faggots and just leaving us with kino
Anonymous No.535339642 >>535339750
>>535339538
why did you do that, thats weird
Anonymous No.535339653 >>535340367
>>535339525
>your own posts
Anonymous No.535339702 >>535340552
>>535339525
>not a single person in this thread
uh oh melite weltie does baby need a bottle?
Anonymous No.535339732 >>535339819 >>535339863 >>535339876 >>535339972 >>535340045 >>535340056 >>535340268 >>535340781 >>535342018
>prefer overzealous jannies to ywnbaw and mpreg spam
have i gone woke
Anonymous No.535339735 >>535339959
>>535339385
>Yes. It always is. Ascension and Warmane are the most profitable pservers by a huge margin.
>it came to me in a dream
Okay, say can you do me a favour and lick a window for me.
Anonymous No.535339750
>>535339642
it looks like a guy with a beer belly, I think it's funny
Anonymous No.535339787
>>535318719
blood elf idle stance is absolutely retarded
Anonymous No.535339819
>>535339732
yes you've been socialized
Anonymous No.535339862
>>535339540
asmongold is like andrew tate or nick fuentes to the larger warcraft community which is pretty much all soulless bugmen faux-leftists who just repeat this stuff because it's how you gain social status
Anonymous No.535339863
>>535339732
Loud chuddies are fucking annoying, especially when it's obvious they're favela monkeys
Anonymous No.535339865
I think I'm finally just done with WoW now I've finally escaped the maze
Anonymous No.535339876
>>535339732
Its almost like there's a middleground called being fucking normal
Anonymous No.535339959
>>535339735
Literally nothing I said was wrong lol.
You retards went from shitting on Ascension last week (rightfully so) to gargling their nuts while sticking your tongue out.
Anonymous No.535339972
>>535339732
no, their incessant spam is annoying
Anonymous No.535340045
>>535339732
90% of this insanity goes away when the servers are live
Anonymous No.535340056 >>535340326
>>535339732
>guys am I woke if I don't want to constantly hear the din of 15k people talking at once while mariachi music is blasting constantly
Anonymous No.535340112 >>535340224 >>535340248
People posting the same thing over and over should be banned whatever it is
Anonymous No.535340141 >>535340356 >>535340364
hope yall are enjoying bronzebeard!
Anonymous No.535340183
People posting the same thing over and over should be banned whatever it is
Anonymous No.535340224
>>535340112
>95% of /vg/ is now banned
an improvement
Anonymous No.535340248
>>535340112
Technically is spam but that rule is only enforced when a janny is personally slighted
Anonymous No.535340268
>>535339732
yeah. now dress up buck.
Anonymous No.535340274 >>535340398 >>535340491 >>535340532
So, everyone, in your opinion, which will have its full release first? Epoch or Ambershire?
Anonymous No.535340326
>>535340056
You don’t have to, though. If you go to join a conversation and it’s not one you like, literally just leave.
Fucking zoomers are so technically/socially inept it’s mind blowing.
Anonymous No.535340356
>>535340141
would
Anonymous No.535340364
>>535340141
>puffy chest
hrt femboy hours
Anonymous No.535340367
>>535339653
schizo
Anonymous No.535340378
Hehe one of the report options on discord is "I don't like it"
Anonymous No.535340387 >>535340448
>/epog/ hates free speech (read: trannies being put in their place)
Sad!
Anonymous No.535340397
ambie is drawing closer.. can you feel it... meanwhile poochies signal have gone silent. going to need to see signs of life soon
Anonymous No.535340398
>>535340274
obviously amber epoch isnt even ready for a stress test
Anonymous No.535340434 >>535341386
pweeh... pooocc...
Anonymous No.535340448
>>535340387
>The server will be up momentarily Sire! Truuust me...
Anonymous No.535340491
>>535340274
We all know the answer to this, but nobody wants to say it out loud.
Anonymous No.535340532 >>535340649
>>535340274
ambershire will release first and suck up all the sod refugees, and epoch will be left with a comfy 2.5k pop to enjoy
everyone wins
Anonymous No.535340548 >>535340615
>>535319974
>japanese humor
Anonymous No.535340552 >>535340761
>>535339702
yea lemme reply within an archived thread real quick terminally online trannoid
Anonymous No.535340615
>>535340548
>jewish humor is howard stern farting into a microphone
Anonymous No.535340649 >>535340935
>>535340532
sod refugees will see the 1.12 client coming from retail and will literally vomit and quit the game
Anonymous No.535340679 >>535340798 >>535340813 >>535342142 >>535342272
Gurubashi
Warrior
Night elf
male or female?
Anonymous No.535340761
>>535340552
>YOU ARE TRANS BECAUSE I HECKIN SAY SO
I accept your concession
Anonymous No.535340781
>>535339732
ywnbaw
Anonymous No.535340798 >>535341085
>>535340679
Female and pretend its a bishie. I know what you are, fellow fujo
Anonymous No.535340813
>>535340679
males wear cages
females dont
you decide
Anonymous No.535340865
It's surreal to think that at some point in the near future, I will in fact be playing epoch. These wast few weeks have felt like a fever dream, but hoppefully it's all going to be over soon and I can finally play a server I have been anticipating for years.
Anonymous No.535340910
i rape the alliance
i see alliance? raped immediately
Anonymous No.535340923
HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH ARTHUR
Anonymous No.535340935 >>535341357
>>535340649
more proof sod isn't classic
Anonymous No.535340984 >>535341068 >>535341184 >>535342928
I am a woman
I will play human priest
I will help everyone I see and have fun
Anonymous No.535341067
all the guru players here should post their ingame names so we can kill each other and post screenshots of teabagging, thats real sovl
Anonymous No.535341068 >>535342186
>>535340984
oh we'll be having fun alright
Anonymous No.535341085
>>535340798
yes mistress
Anonymous No.535341184
>>535340984
>I am a woman
t. porn addiction speaks
Anonymous No.535341357 >>535342820
>>535340935
yeah bro we should force ourselves to play in 600x480 with 30 fps or else it isn't true classic
Anonymous No.535341386
>>535340434
big...
Anonymous No.535341439 >>535341724 >>535341736
are there any custom profession recipes/items for pochie?
Anonymous No.535341716 >>535341921
4chan guilds are kill on sight
Anonymous No.535341719 >>535341820
I am a boymoder
I will play a human paladin
I will only help female toons because I'm roleplaying a lesbian
Anonymous No.535341724 >>535341927
>>535341439
Yeah, Blacksmithing already had a bunch of new recipes in it like a low level green shield and low level int mail.
Anonymous No.535341734
>>535333894
itemization is the single worst thing about xiv, desu

but the raids and even dungeons are so cool, nobody cares
Anonymous No.535341736 >>535341927
>>535341439
yes a lot
Anonymous No.535341778 >>535341884 >>535341978 >>535342162
Anonymous No.535341820
>>535341719
As long as you are happy thats all that matters.
Anonymous No.535341884 >>535342084
>>535341778
This is why I RP as a dragonmaw orc
Anonymous No.535341921
>>535341716
you killed your penis on sight
Anonymous No.535341927 >>535342372
>>535341724
>>535341736
good stuff
Anonymous No.535341953 >>535342062
I am a straight man
I will play a female night elf
I will not stare at a mans ass the entire game
Anonymous No.535341978 >>535342084
>>535341778
Now that's bad slop.
Anonymous No.535342018
>>535339732
Yes youre a faggot. Mpreg spam is SOUL
Anonymous No.535342046 >>535342631
If those faggots wont launch pochie tomorrow im playing turtle.
This is the first and final warning.
Anonymous No.535342062 >>535342441
>>535341953
why do you feel compelled to stare at a man's ass
Anonymous No.535342084
>>535341884
>you are ugly as fuck in real life
>>535341978
your face is slop-tier
Anonymous No.535342116
>>535338586
he was gonna ban people who went to church? I don't get it

did he mean en masse?
Anonymous No.535342139
Anonymous No.535342142
>>535340679
Male Night Elf and Human are the only chad choices, anon. Your move.
Anonymous No.535342162 >>535342324 >>535342337 >>535342485 >>535343549
>>535341778
she molested billions
Anonymous No.535342186
>>535341068
I don't see why not. Last time I played I was just helping random people questing and doing random stuff, it was pretty fun!
Anonymous No.535342272 >>535342690
>>535340679
who are these characters? asking for a friend
Anonymous No.535342324
>>535342162
nice art. shame this didn't happen to me.
Anonymous No.535342337
>>535342162
Anduin get outta there
Anonymous No.535342357 >>535343376 >>535343539
>rapes (you) to death with 4 bugs
At this point I just want all the worldforged items put into pooch and call it a day
Anonymous No.535342372 >>535342619 >>535342701 >>535343347 >>535343627
>>535341927
I haven't looked at it much because I don't wanna spoil a lot of the items, but some anon made this:

https://pyrbin.github.io/partial_epoch_db/

The mobs do get annoyingly more difficult as you level, so all the new crafted stuff does help round out any spikes

Gonna be a bitch to craft anything outside tailoring or lw though desu
Anonymous No.535342395
Alright, I ate dinner, I am ready to get stinking drunk.
Put me in Dutch
Anonymous No.535342441
>>535342062
the ass in question takes less than 2% of the screen space. if you stare at it or even think about it you are already a faggot and it doesn't matter what you play.
Anonymous No.535342485
>>535342162
Anonymous No.535342597 >>535342683
you're all being gaslit btw, nobody is rolling on gurubashi
Anonymous No.535342619 >>535342825 >>535343683
>>535342372
So does this mean I will have to lvl as a healer/tank and carry specific sets if I want to do dungeons?
Anonymous No.535342631 >>535343043
>>535342046
There's iterally zero chance it wil launch tomorrow, we haven't even got the stress test yet and then they will need to fix a bunch of shit. These cunts are doing the same thing as the last cunts. Schedule a fucking specific launch date for the love of christ
Anonymous No.535342680
I will roll on guru
Anonymous No.535342683
>>535342597
Wooooow bro why would you even lie about that
Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U No.535342690
Any new happenings?

>>535342272
Aymeric and Estinien from FFXIV, fujos want them to be gay for eachother but Aymeric already has a garlean waifu and Estinien is too autistic to have sex.
Anonymous No.535342701
>>535342372
i'd like to go in blind as well but it's good to know that there is custom professions content
will be doing LW for my dudu tank
Anonymous No.535342820 >>535343757
>>535341357
I unironically do this btw. I also use a CRT filter.
Anonymous No.535342825
>>535342619
???
I don't think so. There's going to be so many people that finding a group should be fast no matter what

If you roll something like a prot paladin (MEGA FAGGOT CHOICE BY THE WAY), you can craft all the gear you need to tank and heal with new items from BS because gaytotes added a bunch of int/stam items
Anonymous No.535342895 >>535342937 >>535343015
I AM THE GREATEST LORD!
Anonymous No.535342928
>>535340984
I am a man
I will play orc warrior
I will camp you until you log out
Anonymous No.535342937
>>535342895
Congratulations.
Anonymous No.535342957 >>535343301 >>535343618 >>535343718
I'm trying out the server thingy to explore the map but everytime I try to teleport to a dungeon I crash.

I'm using this for the ids https://pastebin.com/C6ihVELX

.go instance 725
should teleport me to the new deadmines right?
What did I fuck up?
Anonymous No.535343015
>>535342895
Praise be to our Lord Megadeath
Anonymous No.535343043
>>535342631
>the communication is so much better now!
>its literally the exact same
>wait for the update on the update, will update you on when that may be
Anonymous No.535343113 >>535343227
>Why yes, I do use default blizz frames, how can you tell?
Anonymous No.535343227
>>535343113
>class colored names
not the default blizz frames.
you’ve used addons for so long you don’t even remember what the game looks like anymore.
Anonymous No.535343301 >>535343787
>>535342957
some pics
Anonymous No.535343347 >>535343495 >>535345534
>>535342372
Anonymous No.535343376 >>535343745
>>535342357
what in gods name is "pve power"
Anonymous No.535343437 >>535343535
>turtle thread is officially faster than epog
Anonymous No.535343456
any updates bros?
Anonymous No.535343495
>>535343347
lol
Anonymous No.535343535
>>535343437
Good for them, hope they stay there.
Anonymous No.535343539
>>535342357
>chance to summon
>99% chance?
>0.0000000000000000000001% chance?
>you will never know! shut up and enjoy our game design!
blizzard should pay
Anonymous No.535343549 >>535343659
>>535342162
when will dutch make kaytotes add playable shotas......
Anonymous No.535343618 >>535343746
>>535342957
are you running a full trinity/vmangos server locally, or the AIO sandbox? I couldn't get into the dungeons on my trinity server, had to use the sandbox
Anonymous No.535343627
>>535342372
>Gonna be a bitch to craft anything outside tailoring or lw though desu
why is that?
Anonymous No.535343659
>>535343549
>implying kaytotes has any sort of power at this point
they’re only keeping him in the discord to keep up appearances.
Anonymous No.535343683
>>535342619
it's a private server, so yes
Anonymous No.535343718 >>535344028
>>535342957
try .go 0 0 0 725
Anonymous No.535343745
>>535343376
Probably some bandaid fix for all the level scaling
Anonymous No.535343746
>>535343618
AIO.Sandbox
Anonymous No.535343757 >>535343856 >>535343953
>>535342820
based. i wish someone would make a 3.3.5 adventure game type UI like the old everquest stone UI. there's one you can use with weakauras but it's only for retail versions of weakauras which blows.
Anonymous No.535343770
Just one question.
State of drums?
Anonymous No.535343787
>>535343301
>zulu
heh
Anonymous No.535343802 >>535343918 >>535343928 >>535344160 >>535344567
In 10 posts you can migrate here since it's already created and we dont make even more threads

>>535318585
>>535318585
>>535318585

>>535318585
>>535318585
>>535318585
Anonymous No.535343856
>>535343757
StoneUI might actually be the most sovlful UI to ever exist.
Anonymous No.535343918
>>535343802
not joining your faggot troll thread
Anonymous No.535343928
>>535343802
sorry not using your gay ass thread i only use threads with a whitemane sloppa op pic
Anonymous No.535343953
>>535343757
Was EQ intended to be played in first person when it launched? It's the only way the old UI makes sense to me, like I was playing some first person blobber game.
Anonymous No.535343973 >>535344045 >>535344105
epochsisters....why couldn't we get this...
Anonymous No.535344028 >>535344152
>>535343718
ty, I'm in
Anonymous No.535344045
>>535343973
Because fuck you
Anonymous No.535344105 >>535344157
>>535343973
Is it that hard to just ask in zone chat if anyone wants to do elite quests?
Anonymous No.535344126 >>535344384 >>535344567
FRESH
>>535344092
>>535344092
>>535344092
>>535344092
Anonymous No.535344152
>>535344028
>textures straight from retail
Anonymous No.535344157
>>535344105
no

it's really fuck hard to get answers, though
Anonymous No.535344160
>>535343802
No.
I'm going to take a nap and join the real thread when it's up.
Anonymous No.535344179
fresho
>>535318585
>>535318585
>>535318585
Anonymous No.535344384
>>535344126
spamming/flooding, already a thread here >>535318585
Anonymous No.535344473
They should give accounts made before the Anvilmar Stairs incident a funny title.
Anonymous No.535344567
>>535343802
kys troon

>>535344126
BVSED
Anonymous No.535345534
>>535343347
based
Anonymous No.535359605
>>535339585
and your still a FAG