Why did Uma Musume succeed in the west when everyone said that global would flop hard?

paid shillers

>>715264283 (OP)
One big reason

Turns out it was popular in Japan for a reason; it's a good game.

>>715264283 (OP)
I genuinely think not being as coomer-focused probably helped it being more palatable than most.
Like sure you talk about Fate or Nikke or Blue Archive or whatever boat game is relevant having its girls in revealing outfits and jiggling all over for the camera and that gets you something.

But due to probably not wanting to draw the ire of the actual horse owners and thus discouraging R18 productions, it meant it had to stand on its own merits of its high concept, and also not have the coomer stigma.

>>715264619
yes, it's definitely the lack of fanservice and totally not the paid streamers

>>715264283 (OP)
>be good game with cute girls
>succeed
Shocker.

>>715264283 (OP)
It's almost got as many players as DayZ on steam! Wait, what do you mean it's not 2018 anymore?

>>715264283 (OP)
Because monster rancher is a goated videogame but the horse girls and gacha make it more appealing to zoomers and coombrained westerners alike

I don't know about Global but in the US I think there is a strong but subtle undercurrent cowboy spirit in us all that yearns for horse girls

>>715264283 (OP)
Horses. That is all.

>>715265390
brother, the streamers only played it in the first place because it's not that horny

>>715264283 (OP)
Those are cows

>>715265390
Cygames are jews, they don't pay anyone

>>715264283 (OP)
Women figured out instead of being openly disgusted with these games they can hide it while appealing to incel audiences for donations and e-fame

>>715264283 (OP)
It just went viral, this shit will not last

>>715264283 (OP)
no stop it you can't lewd the horsegirls @yakuza @nintendo do something

>>715264407
That's a big well endowed mare…

Why did Blue Archive fail? I remember those girls getting spammed everywhere but now they have a steam release and nobody is talking about it?

>>715264283 (OP)
Horse pussy.

>>715266075
The devs literally commission artists to do stealth marketing

>>715266075
bluearchive is an autobattler and uma is an actual game.
blue archive the game was never really popular fan artists were paid to make the porn. it was all a psy op to make its seem bigger than it really was.

>>715264283 (OP)
>girls are cute
>monster rancher style gameplay is peak (we need more of this)
>watching the horses race and screaming at the screen is fun
>a lot of the girls are for (You) or are just straight up daughter material
>game isn't antagonistic if you're f2p

>>715266075
BA is a 5 year old game and steam's release isn't a fresh start either, meaning you missed 5 years of banners and events, it's also region locked, meaning japs and chinks can't play it

>>715264619
Nah it's internalized feminism. Men are afraid of having the "male gaze" so they go for a game that has more deniability.

>>715264283 (OP)
it's a real game
shitty autobattlers all flop in the west and the seanig numberfags who dominate gacha discussion don't know what gameplay is

>>715264283 (OP)
For me i can play the game whenever i want. If i feel like i want to spend a day or two nonstop you'd better give me a way to do it. Otherwise your game is not even worth my time. The horse is the cherry on top.

The west loves LGBT and the game is yuri

NORMAL GAMBLING
WITH A HORSE GIRL

>>715264283 (OP)
It's actually simple; it's a roguelite.
People rag on gachashit all the time but love gambling when it's not their money on the line.

>>715267252
>real game
>gameplay is literally picking choices that raise certain status so you can win races that have zero player input

>>715266075
People cry "shill!" all the time here but BA is legitimately shilled hard everywhere by Nexon; primarily through comissioning artists to draw fanart to give the illusion of popularity.

>>715270119
shhh, stop noooticing that these "games" are not actual games.

>>715270213
the english masses have been conditioned to enjoy meme MSpaint bare minimum horse races for months before the global release now its evolved

>>715264283 (OP)
Gambling is the #1 vice among young people today, at least in the US, and Uma is literally just horse racing with an anime aesthetic, which actually works out perfect because no one would download a game about non-aestheticized horse racing unless they were already into horse racing
It doesnt have a coomer focus, so that means it doesnt turn off the people who turn their nose down at the idea pf paying through the nose for softcore porn

And it has actual gameplay, albeit simple, that affects your overall gambling chances on the macrolevel, but doesnt require sweatlord levels of microskill activation. Which means you get not only the high of assclenching gambling, but the high of seeing your work payoff, and you dont feel as if youre bad at the game because you cant twitch react fast enough

All that means that its a palatable game for a lot of normalfags, its streamer friendly, and makes for good content, which at that point means its free advertising

>>715264350
we're talking about uma, not blue archive

>cant win with my favourite uma
Im sorry, I cant make you shine.....

People will quit in a month when their progress slows down to a crawl since they did not swipe or even consult some f2p spending guide.

I'm curious why Uma succeeded so much while blue archive floundered. Wasn't blue archive a LOT more anticipated and looked forward to pre-release?

>>715272057
BA doesnt have aura and hype moments
truth nuke

it appeals to the lowest common denominator by quite possibly having the safest points of appeal, there's nothing remotely scandalous and even go out of their way to not allow any r18 works of their characters, which means normies can love it without looking "weird" to others
>>715272057
a lot of channers play it but outside of here and other fringe communities globally its not that popular and contains too much contentious content for the wider public to enjoy it, it is what it is, its really only super popular in japan and korea for a reason

>>715266891
umamusume is an autotexter

>>715272057
despite what baggots would like you to believe, BAs story isn't really that good. Pair this with the non-existent gameplay and the only real discussion you get is how much they want to fuck the girls.

>>715273456
Hmm, how's uma musume in terms of story and gameplay? Might give that a shot over blue archive

>>715272057
what are you talking about? uma was always more popular even on mobile
just because you see a bunch of retarded secondaries spam the steam forum it means nothing
also it's the FOTM for streamers right now and that's where 90% of that playerbase is coming from, I expect it to drop to sub 10k within next month just like any other gacha on steam

>>715270119
so the entire GSG genre aren't video games

>>715270213
Those kind of games have been there since before 90% of this site's userbase was born.

>>715276350
If you consider pasting a world map into mspaint and occasionally using the bucket tool to redraw borders a video game, sure.

>>715273456
Uma doesn't even have story, there is a reason why it has declined in jp, which is already 5 years old, where Gakumas surpassed it.

Horse sized horse girls are an universal human desire

>>715270210
Uma got shilled harder by Cygames getting sponsored everywhere while also using real horse race as boost. Why Shadowverse or Granblue flopped would be a mistery.

I dont play the game, i just like horse smooth

https://x.com/Nikolini_/status/1943803683483136229

Based or cringe?

>>715268654
kek

>>715277096
when I learned that the girls weren't actual amazonesses I immediately lost interest in this gacha.

>>715264350
Literally the opposite. They had no hope it will succeed and didn't pay anyone.

>>715279152
You can just pretand they are. The series batis giantess shit often enough

>>715264283 (OP)
>everyone
just seething BAlets

>>715266075

BA has great girls but game itself is absolute garbage. It has one of the worst gameplays even among gacha games and one of the worst self insert MCs ever. Writing is usually mediocre too.

>>715264283 (OP)
>succeed
>50k peak never to be reached again
>for a free game
It was in fact a catastrophic flop
>but muh BA
BA was launched in English 4 years ago, for Uma this is the global launch.

>>715264350
the game is free

>>715280297
The shilling isn't

look at this majestic creature

>>715280459
reddit horse

>>715280523
your reddit gold-ship sir

>>715280523
who's the 4chan horse

>>715264283 (OP)
horsie run fast

>>715281860

>>715281960
wife

>>715281860
manhattan cafe

>>715264283 (OP)
OIIIII TEMMEEE

NO SEXUALIZE UMA

>succeed
success is not measured in a month.
It'll be dead within a year save for the gachaslaves
who are incapable of letting go.

>>715264350
agreed.
although I do believe some people shill for ironic purposes to cause chaos.

>>715281860

>>715280113
It's a phone game Steam is just a bonus. And it has 45k playing right now.

>>715282782
It already made billions in Asia this EN release is just extra pocket change.

>>715282790
too genki for us

>>715282790
People talk shit, but I love this little uma like you wouldn't believe.

https://youtu.be/obSbcCBBolg

Cute anime girls
1
Working hard and achieving results, while chasing a dream
2

Even the more hopeless of neets still dream of trying their best
It hits a good spot in their heart

>did you know theyre based on REAL horses? XD
how long will this carry the game?

>>715270119
Its an excel spreadsheet game mostly
Cute fun but lots of math backstage lol

>>715272057
Before they both came to steam
Uma was higher on the mobile charts
It basically translated 1 to 1 on the steam charts kek

>>715264350
>tons of paid sponsorships for Mecha Break
>flops
>tons of paid sponsorships for Persona 5x
>flops
>Cygames too cheap to promote umamusme though paid sponsorships after dumping into Shadowverse Worlds Beyond (also flopped)
>50k Steam players

>uma threads
>what the fuck im doing wrong I lost ura AGAIN
>stat posting
>card meta discussion
>irl horse lore
>bro your guts????
>bakushin bakushin bakushin
>yakuza porn ban posting
>music sharing

>other gacha threads
>I want to FUCK X

Like it or not this has to be the only gacha where gameplay is actually being discussed on its threads. Even if its a training sim. The main flaw of the game its that, for a game with a long ass tutorial, there's a lot of shit that is not properly explained and it ensured for long discussions about how to actually train this horse-girls.
I want to FUCK Nice Nature.

Who has the best unique skill to pass around?

>>715264283 (OP)
OI

>>715286434

Outside of Japan people been watching the anime and anticipating release for years creating a core audience. Core audiences that have a positive attitude will do a lot to promote a game to the average audience.

>>715264283 (OP)
Aren't they middle schoolers?

>>715280523

>>715286807
Nice, just got her, hope you're not trolling me

>>715287389
bet you got this picture from reddit

>>715266075
Literally only good for porn featuring underage girls.
Normalfags and streamers are never touching it, and the fanbase are a bunch of porn addicted retards that think it's epic to fap to lolis and spam CUNNY UOH copypastas

OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT

>>715264350
>>715282786
Mad qiqes lol

>>715286941
I hope so

>>715287886
We love crazy bitches ITT

The real reason is that society at large really misses aggressively objectifying women

>>715287706
>newfag and filenames
outs em errytime

>>715264283 (OP)
They bet on the wrong horse

>>715264283 (OP)
Oh my god is that Mumei

>>715272057
ba has no gameplay

>>715289389
has more gameplay and umamusume though?

>>715289252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07y39sscpxU

>>715289534
Blue archive has more umamusumes than umamusume?!

God I wish we just got Gakuen Idolm@ster...

>>715286302
>bakushin bakushin bakushin
BAKUSHIN!

>>715264283 (OP)
>cute girls doing cute things
>succeeds
woah, what a mystery..

>>715289252
Yeah it's the character design they stole to make Mumei

post more cute horses
DO IT

This is a Legend? She didn't even come in second.

>>715289972
I only have this sexy honse

>>715281860
Tamamo Cross obviously

>>715290116
paizuri

I like the game but I absolutely suck at it, I want to win with Oguri

>>715289004
i bet you got random filenames on redditor

>>715291760
Oguri sucks, sadly.

>>715264350
the game had little to no marketing or sponsors

>>715290116
was her front air-vent really necessary?

>>715292893
skill issue propaganda

>>715293000
the casualness of it made it so erotic

>>715291760
chad trainer with self-awareness
>>715292893
cringe trainer blaming the horse

>>715293000
horses can get very hot, additional ventilation is always welcome.

>>715264438
Post Gameplay

>>715294056
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0

I can't stop playing this fucking thing

>>715264283 (OP)
It's a sport management x Monster Rancher breeding game. It's two forms of extreme autism merged into one.

>>715292893
Oguri is literally Top 6. Triumphant Pulse is borderline broken.

gacha addicted gooner shills never post actual gameplay

>>715291858
>newfags and addons
outs em errytime

I just unlocked clubs. Is there a /v/ club for E3-rank chuds

i still don't know who to use the voucher on

>>715295557
pick anyone except rice shower
Taiki Shuttle has a pretty easy campaign. Oguri Cap and Silence Suzuka are strong runners. You could also just pick Maruzensky because she makes you horny, she's good too.

>>715295557
All three are great picks.

>>715295557
You really can't lose with any of those three.
Oguri is considered to be the best character in the game because not only is her unique skill crazy strong but can also be used by 90% of the cast effectively. Some characters can't even use their own ults effectively half the time

These are your canon wives. Any thoughts?

>>715264283 (OP)
I'm more baffled by blue archive failing spectacularly while uma became the giant cultural phenomenon overnight.
You'd think based on how much people were hyping it up into the high heavens, ba would've been the hot topic, but it ended up being anime horse racing. What's up with that?

>>715264283 (OP)
better question would be why did blue archive fail when everyone said it was gonna succeed so hard

>>715296339
will they let me rest for the refactory time?

>>715296339
First-rate wife

Is there any way to put a horse down in this game? I fucking hate this retarded worthless bitch with every fiber of my being.

>>715296426
turns out you need to do more than commission loli hentai to sell a game

>>715296772
No. The lineage demands more umas.

>>715296838
Anal horse.

>>715296838
>>715296847
The duality of Trainers

>>715296885
Huh? Were they officially commissioning loli doujins or something? How many are we talking?

Umamusume is like Monster Rancher for the masses. It's just a fun game.

https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1944154895533453481
WHAT?

In the space of 7 days I went from hating all gachaslop to having ura all over my yt feed
Still hate other gacha though

>>715264283 (OP)
Didn't people say blue archive was gonna wipe the floor with this game?
Whatever happened to that? I don't hear anyone talking about it anymore

>>715297772
its over

F2Ps are finished

Can someone explain to me what its good about this setup? I copy this with other umas but I couldn’t win.

>>715266891
>blue archive the game was never really popular

What's the story with Silence Suzuka? I just started S2 and it looks like she's dying

>>715297792
go eat asmongold ass

>>715264283 (OP)
streamers latched onto the memes + no lolicon = advertiser and family friendly gambling simulator = viral success in the west

>>715298216
Judging by the steam release flopping hard, yeah it doesn't seem like it was popular to begin with. You can fake hype and discourse up to a certain point but you can't fake the actual playercount nor sales, both of which blue archive is sorely lacking compared to uma.
because people's love of Uma is actually genuine

>64 hours in
>still no onsen vacation
God is dead. I just want to hear sumipe bully me and look at tachyon’s tantalizing tan tits. It’s that so much to ask?

>>715298234
she is lol
IRL she dies the moment where in the anime she goes to the hospital.

>>715298348
you forgot the most important part, it's actually a fun game to play.

Do you think when a horse injures itself it knows it’s going to get put down?

>>715298150
you can't copy, each uma is unique

>>715298348
>no lolicon
idk looks pretty flat to me

>>715298756
Yeah but the skill ceiling is way too high for streamers.

>>715298705
qrd?

>could've taken first place if Bakushin activated skill 2 seconds earlier
>was 3 wins from completeing career
the highs are fucking and the lows are alcoholism inducing

>>715296838
>>715296847
kek these two posts side by side

>>715297772
Kitasan BURACKU is imminent.

>>715298234
The anime quite literally uses the "farm over the hill" metaphor wherever a horse girl's IRL counterpart would have been put down or died. If they go abroad, to a hospital with little chance of recovery, the IRL horse got turned to glue.

I'm trying out Scarlet's career but Vodka takes her out back and rapes her in every race.
I guess I've gotten pretty unlucky with migraines and sleep deprivation this time around too.

>>715298782
But I thought I just needed to put speed and stamina into front horses?

what are their bathrooms like?

>>715264283 (OP)
>>715265390
>>715267957
>>715273028
>>715273907
You people are disgusting garbage
https://www.reddit.com/r/mendrawingwomen/s/kKnqIKAum8

>>715298338
BAbwo I know it's hard for you to be honest but Uma already had like 20-30k concurrent players by the time assmangold latched onto it
It didn't get popular because he started streaming it, the opposite happened: he started streaming it BECAUSE it was already popular

finally got my first 3* speed spark

>>715299151
You'll see, just keep watching. S2 is kino.

>>715294012
4 umas of the apocalypse when?

>>715264350
You guys are getting paid?!

People will drop it in a week or 2 when they realize the game is cyjews most p2w greedy like scam they 've ever released.

Even the lost mazed rats will leave when MANT arrives if they don't bring out the auto mode early.

In the end cyJEW is only capable of 2 things
Massive p2w and subhuman grindfests

>>715299174
JCs look like THAT?!?!

>>715299217
and wits.

>>715270702
God why are western game devs so artless

>>715299174
She makes me hard every time she runs in season 3.

Zero cleavage so the game is America friendly.

>>715299560
yeah, the cleavage is insane

>>715299541
You know whenever a Uma wins and they get skill points. Does putting points into wits increase that?

>>715299479
We need to kill Cygames bro. Let's do it. You go fist, I'll follow.

how do people run low on clocks? do some of you niggas keep feeding them to obvious glue runs?

>>715299671
Training wits give more skills points than other trainers but no, if you need more skill points, you need to do races in-between the goals. This means you lose 1 day of training for a chance to win 50 skill points.

>>715299479
What's MANT?

>>715299767
idk either, i'm sitting on 99

>>715299671
No it's dependent entirely on your support cards race bonus stat.

>>715299714
No need. They're doing a bang up job of that themselves. They've killed granblue, they've killed princess connect and they're almost done killing uma in Jp

>>715299767
I believe ALL of my umas can win the URA finals, she just needs another chance.

>>715299837
from what i understand, its a new scenario with dozens of races in a row

>>715281860
Bakushin

>>715299328
>diablo mobile game was already popular before asmongloid streamed it
go eat asmongold ass

>>715286434
Oguri's is good on anyone. Taiki's is great on anything that isn't a front runner.

>>715299890
Why do I get the feeling you browse /bag/?

>>715299767
Shut up front runner user (derogatory)

>>715298583
it could be worse anon
>get onsen ticket
>2nd in a mandatory win

>>715281860
Either Tamamo Cross (woman-hating incel) or Special Week (hates all women except one and is extremely racist against browns)

>>715299580
>Zero cleavage

>>715266027
>DAME DE NEIGH
Fuckin mad man

>>715299970
No thanks, but you should considering you think about him all day. Lol lil bro who gives a shit about some streamer, none of this affects you or me or anyone, all that matters is if the game is genuinely fun and enjoyable to play which Uma is.
Your life must be hideously boring to care about such meaningless shit.

>>715291760
Have her as a late and give her power. Triumphant pulse is 45% boost to target speed and as long as you heve the acceleration to make use of it she will beat anything.

>>715295557

I cannot see any Umas that are based on stallions as wife material. I just can't get past the fact that they're genderbent.

TOTAL MCQUEEN LOVE

>>715286807
>Behold
That shit is so powerful on Ends and Lates.

what do i need to train to win with Tachyon? i keep losing in the final

>>715296847
Level your cards retard

>>715299837
A new career scenario that takes about 1,5 hours per run

>>715300197
my brain doesn't interpret a connection between the two

>>715299979
Prolly because you're a schizo and didn't take your meds.

>>715272057
Wasn't blue archive global (on mobile) already for a long time?

Whats the deal with the Blue Archive fandom having beef with Uma? This isn't the first time I've seen this.

>>715300197
women are the worst so if anything it's a plus

>>715264283 (OP)
I fucking SUCK at training horses and it kills me inside but I love spending time with them
45 hours no good ending yet

>>715300246
The stats look good to me, what is the cause in the race? And skill are important too

>>715300246
Power. You probably also have shit skills.

>>715298583
>30 hours in
>3 onsen ticket wins
Just train your luck.

>>715299580
Clearly you don't have Taiki Shuttle.

I just looked up the Jp tier list and Kitasan Black isn’t even listed on it, are you niggers trying to trick me into bricking my account?

>>715300370
idk i started playing both when they came to steam
>>715300403
i don't get it either. i thought the 'gacha tribalism' thing was a meme

>>715300151
You never gave a shit about the game until some streamer memed it. Go cry about being called a fraud BAfag and go eat asmongold ass

>bro just speedmax as bakushin bro it's a free win :^)
SHE CANT EVEN GET TO THE SEMIS FOR FUCK SAKE WHAT AM I SUPPSOED TO DO TO WIN IN THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME

>>715295557
Oguri or Maruzensky are the meta picks, Oguri will kind of fall off, specially after her christmas version comes out but Maru stays relevant for way longer.

>>715300246
I lost as well so I'm guessing we just need MORE.

La Kitasan Negros...

>>715266075
BA fans are """gatekeeping""" it as they will tell you when in reality they are so hostile and unapologetically pedophilic that it just turns people away from the game

>>715300435
Don't give up, I was having trouble with the ura finals too, but now it's easy to clear, you'll get better legacy umas the more you play, get some nice cards too, that helps a lot

>>715300403
It's just the shitstirrers who make Steam charts threads saying x has bigger number for guaranteed replies.
Ignoring that BA already was available in English and playable on mobile for years before Steam

>>715300459
surprise, reddit is really fucking stupid

>>715300246
Speed.
>>715300403
Baggots are insufferable retards who shit up generals for every other game because of their small dick syndrome. They still haven't recovered from the massive public humiliation from the steam release flopping so they're being extra obnoxious

>>715300472
It's genuinely weird, they always show up in every uma thread and make a bunch of noise only for no one to really pay much attention to them. People are just too happily watching honse game to care

>>715300521
>that
>speedmaxxing
baku should be kissing the cieling of 1200 speed by the time you're in the URA

>>715299580

>>715300521
Mine won tho, look at its stats and consider it was only June of the third year.

>>715300206
I have one pink ticket waiting for her banner. Wish me luck.

>>715300521
Let's see your skills big guy

>>715300514
Lil bro no one asked for your projection, I get your mad your BA game or whatever flopped but this is just sad.

>>715300667
GOOD LORD

>>715300521
skills to keep you in the lead + slow down your pursuers

>>715299316
imagine cleaning up thier bathrooms

>>715300667
Jesus christ

so is guts fucking useless in global or not? there is so much conflicting information every source i go to tells me the opposite of the one before it

>>715300521
>No fucking stamina whatsoever
>Wasted turns training guts

>>715300581
How much should I focus on skills from cards compared to the stat boosts and rarity

>>715300521
are you using speed support cards? you should have 1200 speed by now..

>>715300521
Trainer issue, as always.

>>715300724
okay she actually did win after 1 alarm clock

>>715300197
skissue

>>715300459
you dumb faggots really love being retarded
that's a metafag tier list of the metafaggiest server where everyone focuses solely on pvp, of course the most metafag-centric cards are there. Kitasan will forever remain relevant and you WILL regret not pulling for her in 3 days, don't be retarded, you only need her and then you can pull for whatever you want

>>715300667
this is kino where do I pay for her?

Which are the biggest breasted horses

>>715265728
I fucking love that they made Taiki Shuttle a cow girl just because she's from the US.

>>715300807
>train stamina
>UHH BRO WHY ARE YOU TRAINING STAMINA YOU SHOULD SPEEDMAX
>train speed
>UHH BRO WHERE'S YOUR STAMINA
day of the rope is coming and you are on the list

>>715300403
Gacha arguments are the new console war.

>>715300619
>Baggots are insufferable retards who shit up generals for every other game because of their small dick syndrome
Honestly yeah I wonder what's up with that. I've never seen a single gacha game just constantly raid other threads like that before ba, meanwhile ba gets shoved into places like /hgg2d/, /agdg/, several /g/ generals for whatever reason. Like why that game specifically is causing this behavior? You never see like, I dunno gfl fans or nikke fans doing the same.

>>715300748
You're just mad BA flopped and that's why you play global uma because you eat asmongol ass

>>715300806
>there is so much conflicting information
???everyone knows its useless, even the wiki says it.

>>715300938
playable now theres super creek, taiki shuttle and daiwa scarlet

>>715300818
First you look at the stat they train, that's the most important, then skills, try getting one that matches your strategy, for example silence suzuka is a good one despite only being a rare, it gives front runner skills and trains speed

>>715300991
>You're just mad BA flopped
Did you misread your shitposting script or something? Might wanna reread what you're replying to.

>>715300921
Yeaaah, I don't think so. I'm not rolling for Kitashit and neither should any of you.

>>715299316
My mouth

>>715266075
Honestly? Community has gotten worst to the point not even the original community likes talking about it. It's like what happened with touhou but touhou is now in a good state.

>>715300521
Try racemaxx, I got really convince after trying it.

>>715300667
Gold Ship, I understand

What did she mean by this, /v/?

>>715301109
based misinformationGOD gaslightning anons into bricking themselves

>>715300960
Speed is useless if you don't have the stamina to use it, retard.
Just like how your racecar is worthless if it only has 2 liters of fuel in the tank

>>715301139
>touhou is now in a good state.
I can tell immediately you don't actually follow touhou.

>>715301179
Damn how the fuck do you get an A if this it's a B

which ones fart as much as a horse

>>715301215
Well everyone says Bakushin doesn't need stamina and everything other than speed training is wasting time.

>>715301107
BAfags and asmongols playing global uma are the same people, faggot

>>715301321
meds

>>715301321
Oh I see you're incoherent, understandable. Last reply you're getting out of me

Fun fact:rice shower wears the mourning dress because she got killed during what was supposed to be her final race before retiring.

if I take this and I am the front runner mid race then will I debuff myself?

>Daiwa Scarlet when you have her: Generic idol outfit, Never get 1st place when it matters
Daiwa Scarlet when against you: Dressed like a queen, Ichiban

>>715301440
no but that would be funny

>>715300521
>A+ speed
lol

>>715301440
nope
not you nor your allies in pvp

>>715301315
Ok. Keep ignoring stamina then. See how far it gets you

>>715300403
It's shit stirrers, seanigs prominently have that behavior over what franchise has the bigger numbers.

>>715301440
You won't debuff yourself or your teammates in team trials.
The ones that lower velocity are good since instead of speeding yourself up, you slow a bunch of people down

>>715301440
As they said, nope, but also, that sounds better on pace so don't take it

>>715264283 (OP)
Safe horny designs to bait all the normalfags. Also helps that the only way to play this beforehand was only on the Japanese side.

>>715298447
BA is a 5 year old game you fucking cretin, this is uma's global release

What’s the next event support card? Is it any good?

>>715299580
LOLOLOL

>>715264283 (OP)
A mix of Tiktok ads and the most popular streamers latching onto it. Half the time I hear people talking about it they mention that one bald guy.

>>715301139
Touhou died very recently.

>>715301315
She doesn't need any for Career mode, but every other mode is going to require more.

>>715301679
it's honestly pretty bad, i'd just skip it

>>715301668
So? Uma is also a nearly 5 year old game. Not to mention everyone was hyping BA as the uma killer before both released on steam

>>715299479
It's amazing how badly they handle Princonne and now Uma on the JP side.

>>715301721
Is that loliconder?

>How Vodka's Career mode feels like

okay she made it to the finals I forgive her for everything bakushin is the best horse
it doesn't matter if she loses now because the mission says I only have to enter the finals and not win them

I’m just spending my carats on horses haha
>but your save for this support card that’s the best
I’ll borrow from someone haha. I want my horses.

>>715298885
Normalfags don't get filtered by petite girls anymore. (Look at Frieren) You need actual loli's (Or canonically underage characters) to set them off.

>>715301109
Failing to roll kitasan will result in testicular torsion. Quite curious that you never mention this in your posts, anti kita shill.

>>715301847
are you retarded? steam's release IS THE GLOBAL release for uma, BA's global release was 5 years ago, uma literally released with the steam version in the west, it's NEW by western standards

>>715301898
You'd better make it up to her by playing her song when you get back to the main menu.

>>715301898
Nigga it says place 1st right there

>>715300403
Unironically SEAnigs. Gacha tribalism always existed because of these SEAniggers, and the Steam release didn't help that either.

>>715301943
What about Twin Turbo? Feels like she would count and is not just petite.

>>715300521
>>715300672
>>715301984
Idk what am I doing, as I just started playing a few days ago, but I absolutely love this goofball, she's so cute!

>>715301932
based retard

>>715301932
retard

>>715264350
fpbp

>>715302016
it says
>enter the URA finale finals in Career
it doesn't say what place I need to get

>>715300403
BAfags are just shitters its not even unique to this place, even on xitter they're retards

>>715301943
>loli's
You mean shortstacks?

>>715302028
I don't think anyone but Nishino would hit most radars
Top Gun's wedding alt might get some crying

>>715302028
Not really genki girl got a pass somehow. Nishino Flower will still making it weird for them though.

>>715302102
No, you gotta win

>>715301943
One day we will recondition them to not care about fictional ages... one day...

>>715301580
They also result in an instant speed drop, unlike buffs which require you to accelerate to the new speed.

>>715302056
ye she's the best

>>715302102
anon...

>>715301943
Funny they all shut up when that cosplaying gyaru anime aired

>>715301968
That still doesn't explain why everyone was spamming blue archive before release and about how it was gonna wipe the floor with uma. New vs new new doesn't matter in that context when everyone was expecting blue archive to succeed and uma to flop, only for the exact opposite to happen when both games went live.
(ill tell you the actual secret reason: one of the games is actually a good game, and hint, it isn't blue archive)

>>715264350
BAtroon still mad lmao

>>715301874
It's always the same shit with cyJEW.
>Line didn't go up?
>Time to make the game objectively permanently worse by adding more p2w mechanics and modes
Uma players are about to get a rude awakening next week when they fail to roll their precious card.
It's honestly just a much better idea to not play now and just reroll next week

>no 2B crossover event

>>715300459
That's a 0LB list, here's one will all LB levels, you'll see that Kitasan skyrockets with LBs: https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/

As you can see Kitasan 0LB is D, 2LB is C, MLB is S.

>>715302181
I think I'm on the evilmaxxing train
I want more red skills

>>715264283 (OP)
BA status?

>>715302154
>>715302191
How is the player supposed to know this? This is literally the game's fault.
They should make this more clear and give out more free shit to make it up to me.

>>715301291
Perfect storm or bust. Need to never lose, amass enough fans to level the unique skill and buy enough skills and get enough accomplishments for good sparks
Also need to get lucky in raffle or get the accupuncturist to give you the 125 points, otherwise its gonna be tricky.
Rely on freindship train stack too, but thats RNG reliant unless you have maxxed out cards and right now nobody does.

>>715302103
It's extra weird to me because for years I've always heard about how chill their fanbase was. These past 2 weeks really opened my eyes to how shitty their behavior really has been. Makes me not want to have anything to do with them at all now

>>715302339
>They should give out more free shit
facts

>>715302339
true give me 40k carats NOW

>>715301968
That's a lotta cope.
Shame it won't unflop your gookshit.
Maybe ask kekxon so buy some more reviews and "fan"art, surely this time it will work

>>715302201
Wasn't there a waifu poll and that character ranked in top 5 like some years ago?

Funny ain't it?

>>715301968
>uma musume got a bigger western fanbase in 2 weeks than BA got in 5 years
grim

Can you get exact distances for races by looking at the schedule or do you just have to know? Lost 2 campaigns because my horse doesn't have enough stamina for a sudden increase in distance.

>>715300246
Probably skills and some speed if I had to say anything really

>>715302298
Intimidating gaze is by far the best, but it can only be used by end closers. I have it on my Gold Ship and it usually hits every single racer that is ahead of her on the final corner.

>>715302454
seriously lol, even the most charitable read basically says blue archive's highly anticipated steam release ended in a miserable failure.

>>715302339
Always win no matter what
The game sometimes says you only need to place in the top 3, but that's a trap, that's the bad timeline, you fucked up the triple crown run and now rudolph can't be the emperor she envisioned herself to be and it's all my fault

>>715264283 (OP)
If I had to guess it's because the characters aren't designed for coomers so non-degenerates and women can enjoy it.

>>715265728
I fucking hate cowboys and people who act like them, its 2025 not 1876

>>715302413
They're the ones posting scat in every thread to literally shit them up

>>715302220
then you're genuinely retarded if you think a game that released 5 years ago in the west with 5 years of banners and events gone is the same as a new release with new servers and all, but yeah, genuine love my dude! enjoy the FOTM while it lasts

>>715302492
I'm sure it isn't streamer FOTM at all and it'll keep the stable 50k :^)

>>715302525
>click goals
>look at every race info

HOLY SHIT SHE DID IT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT I WON

>>715302525
You can see every race ahead of time in the top menu, except for URA finals.

>>715264283 (OP)
Won my first URA with Daiwa now I gotta do the same with Vodka

>you fucked up the triple crown run and now rudolph can't be the emperor she envisioned herself to be
I'll be better next time...

>>715302604
Behead those who insult Taiki Shuttle!

>buy 2.5k carats twice
>Buy 5k once
Why is buying in one transaction not cheaper?

>>715302776
Nice Natures nice naties!

BA has been around for 4 years, Uma was the long awaited localization of a game a lot of p[people wanted to play, plus its the FOTM darling now.
>>715302661
You people literally just make shit up, Schrodinger's blue archive fan, both the most irrelevant gacha ever, but also a powerful force destroying threads and shitting all over twitter.

>>715302776
wife

>>715302769
>>715302586
forgot reply

>>715302525
Yeah, you can check career info before even starting

>>715302686
> I'm sure it isn't streamer FOTM at all and it'll keep the stable 50k :^)
Damn, you really just couldn't hide your jealousy.
Look man I get you're upset your game flopped and tried to bribe reviews until they got caught by valve, but could you leave the seething in one of your ba threads or something? This is a thread for uma musume

>>715302693
Imagine not believing in your horse

>>715302693
One more believer

>>715302185
that she is.
>>715302693
The power of bakushin...

>Raise a horse's wisdom
>They are still stupid

>>715302959
They're race smart, not book smart

>>715302853
It was by a nose, I blame late start, getting focus on everyone now

>>715302686
If I was your id worry about my own game, baggot, which is now struggling to reach 10k peak players (average of 6k, having lost over half of its players in a week) while Uma still sits at 40k

>>715302901
*farts*

>>715282092
>No giant Daiwa and Rice shower to love
Pain

>>715302460
aren't those polls made on reddit all the time? it's the post-2020 xitter tourist audience that shits their pants over a character's age from what I've seen

>>715302220
honestly the only news about blue archive's release I've seen was the usual suspicion over Steam delays because of that one tranny over there that has a vendetta against some anime games

>>715302959
wit just increases the chance of them not being stupid a couple times

>>715302693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLY10s-RfFk

>>715302835
Trannies are also a tiny portion of the population that have an absurd online presence

>>715302825
You will learn why they are called cyjew

>>715264438
>Turns out it was popular in Japan for a reason; it's a good game.
I heard the same lame excuse in genshit threads

>>715302776
I like when she shrugs

Why is Rudolf such a DORK!

>>715302835
>long awaited
I definitely do not recall Uma having any significant expectations or engagement before it came out on steam. It's popularity pretty much came out of genuine nothingness and good word of mouth that snowballed once people realized it was actually a fun game with fantastic characters. Anyone saying Uma was this guaranteed expected big hit is lying to themselves.
If anything I saw and heard much more ruckus over BA before all this, yet it's only getting a fraction of the attention uma is right now.

>>715264350
FPBP, look at all that shilltroon damage control in response.
>>715280297
All gachaslop is, retarded shilltroon. They make all their money off MTX and rolls, as you should be well aware of already.

>>715264619
>But due to probably not wanting to draw the ire of the actual yakuzas
ftfy

>>715302835
Loud minority.
All it takes is a handful of you deranged roons so make an entire board unusable. Just like how a single Brazilian caco is making /v/ unusable most of the time.

>>715302959
>activate your skills 100% of the time
>never rushed, never flustered
>masterful navigation and positioning
The final form of uma

>>715282790
>>715285252
Twin Turbo is life
Also bonus gratuitous Rice shower butt

>>715303034
you do realize this pretty much matches blue archive almost exactly right lol, like cmon you're just pulling my leg now.

>>715302273
>horse 2b
Why not?

>>715298150
the legacies suck. go to the PvP rankings and try to find people who don't have maxed followers already, just follow anyone, the legacies will be better than this. a good friend card like super creek helps. might have to scroll down top 50/100, but there are spots open.

also if you are going speed/stam why do you have 3x power cards?
and they are unleveld SR/SSR. you probably have a couple of MLB Speed Rs or lv40/45 SRs, since it looks like you pulled a bunch on gacha, use them. you got MLB Speed Special Week from the launch event right? dunno why you are using 0 rank Power Special Week instead.

honestly B is pretty good considering how fucked your deck and legacies are, but Silent is just that good.

but yeah she's a front runner
try to run like 3 Speed 2 Stam 1 Wit, or 4 Speed 1 Stam 1 Wit, something like that.

I hate this stupid bitch so fucking much. Everything fucking goes wrong.
>Failing single digit fail rates
>Losing when she's #1 favorite
>Gets stuck in traffic every fucking time, there's more than 3 pace chasers
I don't get her at all. How do you make her win?

holy fuck this race was insane I thought it was all over by the end
she got rushed and started eating shit but fluster front runners popped and then followed it by moxie+front runner straightaways and that made her pop the fuck off
I actually clapped when she crossed the line, too bad there's no way to save races

>>715264619
I kinda see the parallel between the horse owners and car brands in racing vidya

>>715303364
>no power
>Why Uma get stuck?

>30 people in club
>i type "request shoes plz" once a day every day
>only me and one other guy are doing it at this point

Why isn't there photo finish and praising my horse for doing good mechanics

>>715303048
If that was the only thing you heard, clearly you haven't been browsing any of the vidya boards. It was being spammed relentlessly.
Now they're pretty much all gone once the playercounts came out, funny that

>>715303552
Pace Chasers don't need that much power, they stay behind front runners until the final leg when they get the last sprint.

>>715303364
Why do you have 600 wits before speed, power or stamina,

>>715301895
Based

>She took a huge shit in your bathroom and didn't flush

Isn't it kinda weird that you have to teach your horse girl that running faster at the end of the race might make her win it?

>>715303571
You can make your own too, normally I would join you, but I'm too far deep now, I heard you only get the rewards later

>>715303238
It's just monster rancher dude, seething this much over people having a good time with honse game is unhealthy.

>>715303659
So she can activate her skill
>Doesn't activate her skill

>>715302693
Another conversion

>>715303364
>+600 WIT
It's Mejirover.

>>715303651
Wrong.
How do I know you're wrong? Because I can see there are 5 pace chaser SW and you are going to get stuck

>>715303364
Put her front. As a joke.

>>715303596
I wish the race was a little more dynamic like it was in the tutorial race. Give me close-ups of girls side-eyeing each other

I maxed out my speed but that wasn't my goal, how the FUCK am I supposed to train with 5 girls at the same time? I have 5 fucking speed cards there and they never even came close to training speed on the same day, what the fuck am I supposed to do?

just finished S2, goddamn that ending is perfect, the things these horses did irl is truly unbelievable. I love Teio even more now

>>715297792
nope no thanks, still not taking the gacha bait

Man the movie looks great but it feels like wasted potential, I wanted to see Manhattan cafe developing more and chasing "her" more, instead she does fucking nothing

>>715303370
gratz. which girl did you use?

>>715303725
I also play the Jap Monster Rancher gacha which is basically just this game but with active gameplay for battles, but it sadly lacks the funding to be as fancy.
I miss raising sims.

My horses keep getting super high wit because people say resting too much is bad so I keep picking wit and there is always friends in that option.

Stupid horse

>>715303025
>>715303334
it's called FOTM, not FOTW, just wait until your streamers and shills move on, it'll go below 10k just like every other single gacha on steam, your game isn't special, twitch-sama won't stick around forever and we all know normalfags don't have the best attention span
my prediction is stable 5-10k in a month, which is still pretty "good" for a gacha

>>715303720
yeah i guess it was my own fault for joining a "You do you" club, i'll probably leave after i get the first set of rewards

>>715303869
S2 it's fantastic sports drama. S3 is a bit of a let down, but the ONA and the film are improvements. Cinderella Gray leans in too much on the typical shounen formula.

>>715303364
>600 wit
Bro wit's a dump stat after you hit 300.

>>715303863
slot a sixth speed card dumbass

>>715303959
And that's a good thing

>>715303863
literally just play normally. it'll happen
you also don't need to succeed in the training btw

>>715303962
If I pull that hat off will she die?

>>715302959
Wisdom and intelligence are not the same.

>>715304070
Do all baku runs go 6 speed? I always thought you might want a bit of wit or something

>>715303840
Make sure to pick portrait mode when watching races.

>>715304070
don't have another one
i'm just using shit i got from my retarded rolls before i knew about kitasan
heard fine motion was good for speed anyway

>>715304052
400*, or so I heard

>>715302604
settle down, pardner

>>715304138
It'd be extremely painful....

>>715304017
Blue archive wasn't even FOTW, lol

>>715304017
>my porn gacha failed therefore that means yours must fail too!
Have you ever considered the fact that uma is actually a good game and that's why people are playing it? Unlike all the other examples in your image where you just "play" it on danbooru?

>>715304017
What about mobile? I'm playing in my cellular phone

>>715304216
you're a big girl

>>715303937
Oh I'm the Bakushin guy from above. Just had to take a break to calm down.

>>715301569
the steam numbers SEAnigs write exactly like the ones that sperg out over views in /vt/ that's kinda surprising

>>715302604
cowboy attire is practical. as long as there are horse riders herding cows, there will be cowboys.

>>715304310
>>715304310
>>715304310
>>715304310

>>715304316
o i c
you'd better be listening to her song... you were very rude to her.

>>715303962
post more hatless Goldship

BA biggest problem was the self sabotage it suffered when many devs quit and stole assets. Something you wont see happening in nips companies but its kinda common for CN/KR

>>715304301
If he's a baggot it'll look even worse for him lol, ba mobile stats look even worse than on steam.

>>715304179
wait, really? its just landscape mode that sucks?

>>715304380
I didn't actually have the song in the game, I don't know if I did something wrong...

>>715264283 (OP)
Its about to banned in texas real soon.

I got vodka some plushies but sadly we lost the career, but it was her first time

>>715304467
You didn't bakushin enough

WARNING! SPECIAL WEEK IS COMING! HIDE ALL THE CHEST-NUT MARES NOW!

If Gold Ship was my horse we'd probably fight everyday.

>>715281860
skibidi rizz

>>715304604
+10 energy

>>715304570
I love vodka, she's my daily run winner

>>715303937
>URA sprint
>Front Runner
The one and only

>>715303840
the tutorial race was in vertical mode, you need to uninstall the horizontal view in options. Horizontal (for now) suck ass, they literally removed all the anime shots

>>715304017
>I I I it's just fotm
Blue pagchive wasnt even fits
Cope n rope baggot
Furthermore, all those other games have their own standalone launchers where it is cheaper to paypig, blue pagchive does not
Again, cope n rope baggot

>>715304604
>oguri in the kfc collab

>>715304391
No their problem definitely was that it has zero longevity. Ever heard anyone into BA talking about the story or the character writing or the gameplay? They practically don't exist.
So all that's left with are the character designs. While some are admittedly good, 1) that's every gacha these days, and 2) you don't need the game for that, you can just open up the boorus for that

It really has no staying power when you get down to it so it's not too surprising to me to see how hard it failed compared to something like Uma, which has staying power beyond just pretty girls.

>>715304604
I thought horses eat grass...

When does the next story event race launch? I tire of the URA Finale

>>715304425
Yes actually, probably for optimization purposes.
Though its easier to glance whats going on in the race with landscape.

>>715304221
that's because the game released 5 years ago, yes
the steam version is nothing but a port of 5 year old servers

>>715304273
there is no such thing as a "good" gacha game lmfao get out of your honey moon phase

>>715304301
there's no way to track that but I'd assume numbers for all of those would be quite bigger considering they're made for mobile first and foremost

>>715304873
They're opportunistic carnivores.

>>715304852
The opposite, the characters writing and story is all the game is beeing famous of but not the gameplay.

>>715304604
Why do Uma's hold grudges?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gorows54hog

>>715304365
>Would get on my knees, tongue her labia and dig my nose into the prickles of her shaved pubis as she rocks her hips back and forth and bites her lip while whispering “good boy”

>>715304017
why would you play a game you already finished ? gachatard are really the most deranged people to exist with their numberfaging and dickcontest about how much they can take in the ass

>>715304795
huh, good to know.

>>715304840
you're genuinely braindead and don't understand the difference between a global new release and a port of a 5 year old game, but yeah, cope n rope xD quirky afff

>>715304850
>kfc collab

What's the deal with BAfans always raiding these threads and shittalking Uma? It's honestly getting irritating, don't you guys have your own threads for this?

>>715304873
Most animals we consider herbivores are actually opportunistic omnivores. If meat is the most readily available form of sustenance, they'll eat meat. Most herbivores just aren't build to hunt or seek out meat so they don't depend on it to survive.

>>715305106
Keep coping baggot.
It's extremely funny, especially since you people kept crying for a pc version, claiming everyone would play it

>>715304852
But Uma isn't that popular. Not sure why the west hyped it so much, it was in everyone's mouth in japan in 2021-22 when it overtook FGO popularity but thats far off from now which is even below many others like Wuwa, ZZZ, HSR or FGO itself. Also west doesn't spend much in gachas.

>>715304551
I want more interactions between them

>>715304385

>>715304969
Sure sure, that's why every streamer and their mother is playing Uma from practically zero starting popularity, because it's actually a bad game, right?
Honestly people like you say the most ridiculous shit and probably don't even realize it.

>>715298705
>>715299198
Oh damn, that's my wife...

Do I need to join a good club? What is the difference in rewards from a super casual one?

>>715305036
Golshi would never...

>>715305184
I saw a youtube short of a parrot eating meat and I thought that was weird at first since they're usually fed seeds, but then I remembered that birds eat worms too.

>>715305274
Nobody play steam version, android is better.

>legend race, 1st attempt
>Daiwa scores 2nd place
>Rudolf gets boxed in so hard she comes fucking 7th
>generic uma victory

>>715305426
clubs are a shoe laundering scheme, you donate your shoes to get club points and request shoes to give club points to others

>>715305297
BAggot SEA niggers are so entirely delusional. The last uma livestream raked in 40k viewers, and thats was just a nothing special stream. It'll easily hit 100k in the half anni in 2 months like it always does. And this is just livestream viewers in Japan.

>>715305297
>But Uma isn't that popular
Sure, if you've been living under a rock.
Even niche asshole sites like 2chan to this day still has uma as one of their most popular threads that hit the 1000 post bump limit within a few hours
All those other gachas besides fgo are way more popular outside japan than in, they're definitely not bigger than horses if you're bringing up japan

>>715305545
The generics deserve a victory, I always hate seeing them crying after I win a 5th consecutive race knowing they went into it with a bad-awful mood

>>715305470
Mhmm, you see this all the time with bugs. Tortoises are way too slow to catch any prey but if you present them with bugs to eat they'll eat them.

>>715305439
I wouldn’t be so sure. She’d be a dom no doubt.

Durrdurel

>>715305470
yeah I saw that guy with the african grey feeding his birds basically beef jerky he made safe for them

>>715305274
I didn't do that thoughbeit, /v/ isn't one person
I just like calling out your retarded tribalism and that you horse fuckers genuinely believe your numbers aren't inflated by twitch normalfags right now

>>715305352
...did you start using the internet yesterday or what?
I bet you think Only up and Hello Neightbour are good games too

>N-N-NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, BLUE PAGCHIVE IS OLD AND UMA IS NEW (they're the same age) THATS WHY MY GAME GOT RAPED N GAPED BY HORSES.
if your precious gookslop is getting anal prolapsed by an extremely grindy and niche game with a 4 year delay gap, that just means your slop was never popular in the first place.

>>715298234
She go to USA like the horse would have done if he didn't FUCKING DIE

>>715305502
Nobody plays the android version either. You really are just begging for someone to post blue archive mobile stats aren't you lmao, I don't think you want to go there if you're actually a baggot.

>>715296426
both games have shit gameplay but
>umas have much better 3D models instead of chibishit
>BA ultra coomer stuff may be a turn off for most people
>umas were heavily shilled by a bunch of ecelebs while I didn't see anyone playing BA

>>715304017
I mean yeah that's literally every game unless your Counter Strike or GTAV

Why is Fine Motion so highly valued when SR cards like Matikanefukukitaru and Daiwa Scarlet are clearly better? Please don't tell me it is because people think that practice perfect does something other than give you a 1/50 chance to avoid failing a training.

>>715305426
You get carats + club points.
It's good for F2Ps.

>>715305502
Pffttt
Not even the most delusional baggot believes this. The mobile version is a piece of shit and takes like 2 minutes just to load into the game

How do the different careers work? I know URA stays but is every new story race like it permanent or are they temporary events or is it a mix

>>715305781
holy seethe

>>715303725
I don't seethe that retards spend all their time and money on glorified gambling simulators with breadcrumbs of T&A, I seethe that I have to see it all over the catalog constantly.
Buy an ad.

>>715305470
Generally speaking, most bird species are very omnivorous. Some specialize in certain readily available specific food, but a lot of common birds just eat pretty much anything. Tits can eat even other tits when it gets cold enough, for example.

>>715300197
it's just the name,

>>715300287
So it's about half as long as the current one?

Now that we hit bump limit, give me your golshi gifs

>>715272057
At a certain point sex only can sell itself. While not the most *overtly* sexualized gacha game BA is mainly known for JK and loli porn. That’s going to turn people off who aren’t actively seeking that kind of content.
Meanwhile Uma can have fat Super Creek momtits but it isn’t so over the top that it turns off people who aren’t actively seeking fat Super Creek momtits.

>>715300197
>see horse pussy
>think about dick
you are gay, sorry.

>>715305841
Even before the game Uma was already well-known among anime communities, Cinderella Gray was breaking out of the buttle, and then you have Horse Race Test going viral and all that, making people realize the appeal of cheering for horses, it was the perfect storm.

Do the Uma's like being gaslit to perform better?

>>715305841
vtumors were shilling BA at one point

>>715305905
Imagine being so fucking pathetic you cant recognize a genuine cultural phenomenon where people are having fun and instead have to see it as the magical work of 3 shills in a trenchcoat managing the whole operation
Your entire life must be very sad

>>715306018
I will break this cunts leg and use her to glue my furniture together

>>715272057
Blue archive succefully gatekeeped.
Also isn't BA just a port ? who the fuck join a gacha mid game ?

>>715300197
Umamusumes are women, they look like women, they act like women, they smell like women, they have human pussy, therefore they are women.

>>715301654
>Safe horny designs to bait all the normalfags
lol seethe

bros? do boomers really?

>>715306190
>vtumors
I guess that explains it. I don't follow any.
On the other hand, I saw a bunch of normalfag streamers shilling Umas.

>>715306045
Truth. Market has basically spoken and it turns out pedoshit isn't as valued as blue archive pedos would have you to believe. Still doesn't explain their delusional behaviors, at any rate.

>start watching the anime because I'm really into the game and the girls
>first season is just happy-go-lucky SoL stuff with cute idols having a good time with mediocre animation
>one week later
>MFW THE MOVIE

>>715306018

>>715306319
>they have human pussy
dropped

>>715306294
>Blue archive succefully gatekeeped.
They did but they’re still seething for some reason.

>>715306341
I don't know how to break this to you anon but people in their 30's are all Millennials now.

>>715306294
>I piss and shit all over the floor hahahahha get gatekept normies!!!!
Uhh, alright? Thanks for gatekeeping me away from piss and shit I guess

>>715306396
The second season is a bit more serious, but yeah the movies are kind of insane quality.

>>715300197
>Can't handle a stallion ume
Sounds like a you problem brochacho

>>715306527
what is happening here

>>715304173
No, it's just easiest to get that mission if all your cards have the same priority. You should never run 6 of any type.

>>715306396
Did you skip straight to the movie? Watch S2, it's a good show, it may LOOK like S1 but the spirit of the show is completely different.
Do Road to the Top and Cinderella Gray too.

>>715306527
Western art really is godfuckingawful

>>715306396
>watched 8 year of anime in a single week
>complain about SOL season

>>715306527
>hurr duuuude they should be futas like this!!!
>look inside
>horrid art
every time

>>715305545
>>generic uma victory
thats hilarious

>>715301224
>>715301740
>Touhou died very recently.
QRD before thread dies?

>>715303364
What the fuck is that power?
Why would you get more than 500 wit as any horse?
Why do you have more speed than stamina on a long distance racer??? She has as 20% bonus when training stamina you fucking donkey

>>715306657
Nah I watched it all in order, I'm not a pleb.

>>715306341
oh dang, i forgot about RTgame

>>715306719
Pretty sure he's referring to the AI background spellcards drama that everybody forgot after one week.

What's the order to watch the anime and movie(s?)?

>>715306808
who? I didn't click his shit video.

>>715306719
check the steam page for the upcoming game

>>715306870
Release date

>>715303806
>>715303806
>>715303806

>>715306719
Putting aside whatever complaints about the LGBT+ alphabet you may have and its participation in the touhou fanbase recently, ZUN's getting old and touhou is like 20+ years old at this point. It had a good run but playing any of the recent touhou games (I know) or listening to recent touhou music shows that ZUN ran out of ideas. And who can blame him really, the series has been going on for like 20+ years..

>>715306870
TV seasons 1-3 > Road to the Top > Beginning of a New Era
You can watch Cinderella Gray whenever you want. Though to be honest, you can basically watch all of this in any order you like, it's just that more recent entries make the TV anime look piss poor in comparison.

>>715303753
The most important skill is her unique and that will always trigger once the specific conditions for it activate. McQueen's an easy campaign since her unique isn't hard to activate, just be on the front on the final spurt.
Wit starts falling down after 300, then a lot after 400.

>>715303651
Power also helps with positioning and changing lanes. But its true a Pace Chaser needs stamina before power. With more power instead of wit she could've won.

Can you niggers stop linking threads when we're almost bumped off?

>>715306965
i only play touhou spinoff

>>715307035
Those haven't been good in like 10+ years either

>>715306018
How about webum?

>>715301654
>Safe horny designs to bait all the normalfags.
Wrong, the normies just made their own safehorny headcanons and latched onto them.
>Super Creek mommyfag shit.
>Reddit Goldship quirky moments compilation.
>Femdom faggotry headcanons because all the horses are physically strong.
>Futafaggotry because "haha the girls based on stallions are totally hung with horsecocks amiright guys?!"
>Somehow memory-holing the jiggle physics/other fanservice aspects, thinking the yakuza jokes means the IP aligns with their own anti-porn stances.

>>715306156
>lier

>>715307027
why

>>715307035
I only play TohoK and TohoTW

>>715306719
3 horrendous dogshit games in a row.

>>715306018

When a skill says "medium" does that just mean it only works in medium races? Also how do you know if a race will have an uphill?

>>715305014
I have legitimately never heard a single person mention blue archive's story as being good nor seen it discussed anywhere. I think you're a bad liar trying to save face

>>715305673
Nah, real life Golshi is sensual towards his mares.
Meaning anime Golshi is a romantic that would fuck you sweet and tender.

>>715305767
>I just like calling out your retarded tribalism
.
.
.
>you horse fuckers genuinely believe your numbers aren't inflated by twitch normalfags right now
Amazing how the irony was just completely lost on you.

>>715306870
Recommended order:

Start with Cinderella Gray then go back OR
S1 > BNW ova > S2 > RTTT > Movie > CinGray > S3

>Season 1+2 (first season doesn't start as exciting as other ones, but it does pay off, especially in the second season which is top-tier) [protip: Watch the "OVA: BNW" episodes after S1 but before S2. Ignore S3 entirely for now, it avoids burn out]
https://nyaa.si/view/1899950

>Road to the Top (4 eps OVA, short but sweet, one of its main characters plays a role in the movie, so it's better to watch this first)
https://nyaa.si/view/1669204

>The Movie (kino)
https://nyaa.si/view/1942049

>Cinderella Gray (the Oguri Cap anime, kinda like a "prequel" that happens even before S1. Currently has the first 13 eps, will get more 13 eps in three months)
https://nyaa.si/?f=0&c=0_0&q=uma+musume+gray+erai+1080p+web-dl

>Season 3 (the black horse of the series, only watch after you finish everything else)
https://nyaa.si/view/1899950

>>715307482
>When a skill says "medium" does that just mean it only works in medium races?
Yes.
>Also how do you know if a race will have an uphill?
Uphill and downhill skills are too conditional and therefore not recommended. You're spending precious skill points on something that MAYBE gives you a minor boost in stats when you can pick something that is pretty much guaranteed to do the same thing in every race.

>>715307417
aren't all the same?
what makes some better than the others? music? character designs?

>>715307482
yes
the racetracks can be looked up online. it doesn't tell you about hills on the track in-game for some reason

>>715306870
1....2...3...movie....cinderella

>>715300521
Skill issue.

>>715266075
the game takes only a few minutes of your day. It's a miracle that it stays above thousands of active users. it was never going to have a ginormous peak either after the delay ruined momentum and Nexon review campaign garnered bad will for it amongst normal people

>>715307645
Touhou games used to have amazing gameplay.

>>715307645
They only look the same if you aren't familiar with shoot 'em up gameplay.
Music, gameplay mechanics, level design are what make some better than others.
Perfect Cherry Blossom (touhou mainline game from like 2002) for example is genuinely a fantastic, well-made arcade shoot 'em up with well-thought out mechanics and stage design. People meme about touhou so much they forget the first few touhou games or so were actually competently made shoot 'em ups and was partly why touhou blew up as big as it did.

All early fandom memes referenced the game and showed indication that fans were, in fact, fans of the game. The idea that touhou fans dont play the games came way later when the series hit critical mass popularity and also when the games started progressively getting weaker and weaker on the gameplay front.

>>715306341
can confirm, i'm 40

Wait, do you have to do something special to get the New Year's raffle event? I don't think I got it on my latest run

>>715307189
booba

>>715304852
BA peaked too early with that multiverse bs story.

>>715308091
Maybe you blocked it out cause it was tissues

>>715308345
Nobody cared nor cares about ba's story to begin with so not sure why you're even bringing that up
It was always an artist fad at best and it will die an artist fad

>>715308091
its the event that gives you a carrot or bushel of carrots

Is BA doro's game?

>>715264619
>not wanting to draw the ire of the actual horse owners
Wait, the horses are real?

>>715304852
C&C and Volume 3 saved the game though?

>>715308606
nikke is

>>715308631
No, horses are not real

>>715300521
>he's a friendshiplet
ngmi

>>715308631

>>715308606
Wrong game, you're thinking of Nikke.

>>715308552
>>715308091
There are a few things you can get from worst to best
tissues, carrot, carrot bushel, or the onsen ticket

>>715308706
>>715308765
Righto, thank you

>>715299440
Congrats anon. Good luck getting a 9 spark Uma.
>Turf spark
>Long spark
A world where Haru wins Arima will surely be made.

How come no one talks about this little shit? Fuck her stupid speed

>>715309062
when can i roll her?

>>715309062
She's always in my Uma's review mirror

>>715309062
Nakadashi

>>715308905
thanks! that Taiki is actually at 8* already because i've been borrowing a legacy. just 1 more..