ITS HABBENING edition

Day: 10
Server: down
Discord: locked
Registration: closed
ETA: nonexistent
Ross: pregnant
Polls: posted
Vibes: immaculate

>Website
https://www.project-epoch.net

>When did Project Epoch release?
Sometime within the next year

>What is Project Epoch?
A WoW private server permanently stuck in stress testing.

>What are some of its features?
Discord is officially locked down, you can watch Kaytotes play overwatch 2
https://discord.gg/YvrpMwXaHT

>Addons
Addons are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>/epog/ Guilds
Guilds are impossible on a server that doesn't exist.

>Latest News
Ulmetrs (team 2) asleep
Update was the invention of the technology to spin up more realms which didn't exist previously. Kezan 2 and Gurubashi 2 are now a thing. 5k-7k pop per realm.
Multirealm team = asleep
Optimization team = asleep
Launch council team = asleep
War room status = asleep
Uptime Stocks? UP SLIGHTLY!
WE HAD TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!
Discord on lockdown once again (daily update also got wasted on this).
FRESH FRESH FRESH
It's over

Previous
>>534019256

First for Whitemane /ss/

WIPE CHADS WON

https://strawpoll.com/BJnXVppOjZv/results
You don't matter

>>534034345
refined taste and culture

turtle wow won.

It's funny when you consider most of this thread is banned from the cord so they can't vote

wipe it bros
we're starting over

>>534034408
deckard...

Wanting no wipe is quite literally a Reddit opinion. Go have a look if you don't believe me. It's a gaggle of histrionic retards that definitely didn't use any exploits and definitely didn't spend 20+ hours staring at a login screen to get 5 hours ahead.

STOP THE COUNT

>>534034306 (OP)
>we would be playing right now if it wasn't for wipers

>>534034368
>https://strawpoll.com/BJnXVppOjZv/results
wipebros we got too cocky....
we will never catch up
I guess our only option is to wipe for Turtle FRESH

>>534034306 (OP)
I don't know what game "Project Epoch Private Server" is. I don't know what genre of game it is, or whether or not the game itself is good.
It's just that this general has an amazing ability to draw my eye's attention from the catalog, because the OP is always some giga gooner AI slop.

That strawpoll is 4 days out of date. Lots of anger and resentment has built up. We'll find out quickly who is in the minority after all, Juan Carlos Jimenez.
For my money? I wouldn't be on the side of brown people. Food for thought.

>>534034473
a wipe is definitely going to cause more serious melties so i think i want one
t. has a level 15 and a level 10

>>534034512
>That strawpoll is 4 days out of date.
holy cope

just woke up.
status report?

>mfw relaunch happening soon but I'm also expecting a second shitshow where the server crashes every 5 minutes.

The best part is that by the time they choose between a wipe or no wipe, players may have already regained the same progress they would have had if the game had wiped and launched right away.

Wiping is retarded but I vote to wipe anyway because it will cause the most seethe if it happens.

At this point I just want a wipe just to piss you off honestly

You can feel the aggression in nowiper posts.
They are the elitist tranny gatekeepers and they deserve to suffer.
That's why I support wipe.

Pro-wipe is niggertranny cryboomer bullshit. You're going to want wipes over and over.

>>534034594
this is exactly what's going to happen

>>534034492
Those darn wipers who have direct access to the server's start button...

>>534034591
wipe imminent, servers up tomorrow

>>534034623
>gatekeeping is bad
Alright retard

>>534034591
It's happening

I don't see the point in a wipe. They're just going to get ahead anyway. Hell, they've probably found another exploit to make tons of money. Why bother? Just let it be. They won't affect your experience at all.

sissymane

>>534034742
yeah bro, posted 2 hours ago..
it's not happening in the next 2-3 days

wipe confirmed....

How does sex with a biological female feel like? (I am talking about penis in vagina specifically)

>>534034816
Would these niggas really delay until the weekend again?

we should wipe once a month for the dad gamers that only get 3 hours per week to play. we don't want them falling behind, after all! maybe we should do a wipe for every major game release since people are gonna stop playing to try those games out before coming back and we don't want them falling behind

>>534034680

>>534034850
I imagine it's like the excitement I feel when Kaytotes deigns to give me my daily three minutes of server uptime.

>>534034779
unironically if we wipe world servers they will 100% just get ahead again, there is no point
the only solution for EPOCH would be to BAN everyone that's level 15, because those guys are sweats and they will always be ahead, so just permaban all neets and let the white men with jobs and families have a chill server

pro wipe tourist acting like they won't bandwagon in a few weeks or months when another "fresh" comes out. I promise your not going to be one of the first to hit 60 no matter how many times you go again

>>534034908
>Would these niggas really delay until the weekend again?

If these idiots have learned anything from this clusterfuck they won't but I think they will on Saturday for some dumb fuckin reason

>relaunch is going to be saturday evening

>>534034943
this game is for the jobless, back in your cage wagie

Wait something happened?

The tears in this general before the poll is even up is really making me want a wipe. I want to see what happens here if it wins

>>534034986
it's not about being first. it's about sending a message.

i fixed the bingo

>>534034932
yes but real world facts prove that this isn't a logical fallacy and slippery slope is real, just look at the LGBTQ movement

do we even are anymore?

You ARE utilizing the Explorer's Contract, right? You are a white man after all.... aren't you?

I am going back to retail.

>>534035001
they are lying that the servers are stable and hope that they will be able to fix it by saturday
what they are doing is pretty much just for PR
pic related
>servers are stable, but we will continue the tests
>announce server relaunch on saturday
>keep "testing" just for funzies
you know its gonna happen

>>534035117
Okay, but it’s going to wipe once because of the exploited gold and cheated levels and then be forgotten and never brought up again.

>>534035179
would be nice to have a guild with explorer's only

>>534035090
no-wipe will just lead the pack as they did before. wipers will be waiting in line for their quests wondering when the next wipe will be. simple as.

>>534035227
?

>>534034306 (OP)
nude ass version
https://files.catbox.moe/8ggbc4.png

>NOOOOOOOOO SAAARS DON'T WIPE MY CHEATING CHARACTER WITH CHEATING GOLD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOACK

>>534035179
right now I'm not utilizing anything because wipers want to delay the launch even further

>>534035179
of course, and I'm level 8, and these retards want a server wipe? please recognise the skill issue

no-wipers really want to keep their beta test characters huh

so they're fixing the chat thing? then they'll hold a brief poll then put it up asap, right? right?

>>534035245
>I WANT WIPEY WIPEY
>sits and waits for the fucking grapes to respawn
>>534035237
ok, personally i don't care wipe or no wipe or exploits, i just want to play
but i dont think we will get to play despite what they are saying :)

>>534034850
prelude of being horny and making out: 7/10
the sex part: 6/10
cumming inside while she leglocks and hugs you: 10/10
bonus - fucking a random good looking prostitute: 5/10 better save your money and goon to your favorite porn

>>534035068
they ran 5k smoothly before kaytroon shut it down and announced they're ready for relaunch. some anons worry that this was premature and vibes are all over the place atm as we await WIPE poll

>>534035179
I considered it but I'll probably just level 2 characters instead.

We want a wipe because the server was broken, not because some people got ahead.
You can poopsock all you want again when everyone has equal opportunity to join.

POCHIE TUESDAY

>>534034680
>Wipe everything for relaunch
>A week passes
>Someone finds an exploit and gets thousands of gold
>"AAAAHHHH, IT'S NOT FAIR, WE NEED TO WIPE THE SERVER AGAIN, WIPE WIPE WIPE, IT'S NOT FAIR THAT SOMEONE IS AHEAD OF ME!"

>>534035247
2 is big for a tdick :(

>>534035401
then why is every wiper argument that people are ahead?

>>534035273
thats cool man, and i agree, exploits are gay, but are you going to want a wipe when someone starts exploiting for gold at level 40, while you are level 20 because you have a life outside of wow?

I hit level 15 and I wouldn't mind a wipe. I don't think the GMs will be able to catch everyone that exploited and a wipe would at least provide the perception of having 'tegridy.

>>534035437
HEAR HEAR

>>534035443
Because everyone here is retarded shitposter.

>>534035456
false equivalence

>>534035107
Obviously. Pro wipers just jelly they didn't get in. Ill be lvl 15 in 1-4 hours when the server comes up anyways. Have more respect for the anons admitting there voting wipe for the lols instead of the people trying to conjure up fake gold and mats for the reason.

>>534035471
another exploit is found, now what?

>>534035437
>Someone finds an exploit and gets thousands of gold
>They get banned and the gold is deleted
>Problem resolved
Sorry ranjeet but we're getting a wipe.

>>534035471
False flag.
This man never logged and lives under some vague illusion that next time its up he'll be ahead.

IMMACULATE fucking vibes

How confident are you that the server will even function properly in the first place when they relaunch it?

>>534035437
yes this is comparable and will probably happen if we allow a wipe now

>>534035565
Why would I have any respect for a brown person who doesn't respect me?

>>534035325
they're EU and LOVE senseless bureaucracy. the poll has 3 options. top 2 are picked this week. next week another poll of those 2 choices is maade. then the loser now goes back to the prev loser for a rematch in lower bracket. then next week we have finals of the 2. winner is then sent to server owner for final review. I mean it could just go on.

What are you supposed to do as priest both as heal and shadow in pvp when half the server will have wotf?

Lol who the ruck gives a fuck if they wipe, you literally only want the "fresh" anyways.

>>534035228
This, and it will be a shitshow on saturday due to "unforeseen problems". They will "work around the clock" and probably add 1 more team to war room.

DON'T TAKE MY CHARACTER AWAY FROM ME
I WORKED SO HARD FOR IT

>>534035553
what false equivalence i asked you a question nigger

Poggies fresh HYPE

>>534035620
i respect you anon. also not brown ;d

>>534035576
but that's what they did and you still want a wipe

BREAKING NEWS: Turtle WoW will release the new realm "Ambershire" later today to combat Project Epoch's imminent stable release

Reminder the gold exploiters already laundered their money on the AH.

A wipe is the only way to make it fair.

>>534035228
who the fuck said they are relaunching on saturday?

>>534035739
He knows too much. Shut it down.

I was going to vote for a wipe but after seeing how mad and salty people are getting I think the best choice is #NoWipe for the most AOE emotional damage

>ambershart

>>534035565
You’re going to get ass raped in levels without queue luck.

>>534035739
delete this

>>534035739
nigger there was almost NOTHING UP on the AH, the servers were up for like 6 hours, how the FUCK did they launder it?
what did they buy? TRAINING SWORD OF THE MONKEY?
you niggers are so retarded

They should relaunch on short notice so people don't flood it right away

>>534035179
>You ARE utilizing the Explorer's Contract, right?
As a warrior I want to get this over as quickly as possible. I'll explore all the custom content at 60 as a way to get gold and to experience what epoch has to offer.

ambershire is the named after the glorious new original turtle wow content
what about kezan? where is kezan on epoch?

>>534035797
The retarded brown monkey is too stupid to know that you couldn't even sell anything because mailbox wasn't working over the weekend.

How was the state of the server before they closed it today? Saw the claim it was steady at 5k on their discord post in this thread but I'm wary of any optimistic claims the epoch team makes.

>>534035739
>the AH which no one could use for 10 days because the server wasn't up long enough to post/find auctions

A couple of days ago i was pro wipe but now I'm lvl 7.
Kill yourselves wipe niggers there will be no wipe.

>>534035797
hit dogs holler

When's the last time you went to a beach?

>>534035748
it's a prediction, just wait till they do their little poll

>>534035867
It was so stable they had to bring it down

>>534035739
For me it was camping vendors selling green items.

>>534035804
Of course not. Wait till Saturday primetime and announce 1 hour before the server goes up. How else will i get my fresh experience of taking an hour to do one quest in teldrassil

just be honest, the only reason you want a wipe is because you're addicted to "FRESH" like a fucking chimp

Still can't decide what to roll.
What class combos will be in demand???

>>534035963
TRVTH TSAR BVMBA

>>534035868
this is basically why these retards want a wipe, they actually believe theres hundreds of players with 5 level 15 characters, max profession, full banks and hundreds of gold
while the reality is most people are between level 1-15 with a few silver

>open servers
>servers burn down and people exploit
>okay bros lets relaunch
>"NOO MUH HECKING CHEATED GOLD"
>"NOO MUH HECKING 20MINUTES OF PLAYTIME WASTED"

>>534035876
you should become a politician

reminder that if someone calls you brown they're probably from southeast asia

>>534035795
No worries ill go find another exploit then we can wipe again when im ahead of you.

>>534035574
you will be permad

>>534035880
alright, you are just a troll, you got me
epic win

>>534036071
free-to-play games tend to pan out that way

I’m team no wipe despite being lvl1.
the less players in my starting zone the better

>>534035867
seemed fine. lvl 8 in ud zone with moderate density. no delay in spells or chat, etc. dynamics were actually kicking in when needed, as an ex the scarlets near pumpkin patch were slow as fuck till ~10 ppl were farming them, then it was instant respawns. quest obj nodes are hit and miss on spawn rates however. I would say spell dmg doesn't seem right, as most [mana] classes looked to be going oom around lvl 5-7 vs same lvl mobs. hitting 8 was a extreme step up in power balance.

>>534036062
>wipe
>relaunch
>play for 20 minutes
>already level 15 on 3 characters with 300 gold each cuz im a god gamer
what now loser?

>>534035679
you are comparing a server with an uptime of less than half percent to a hypothetical future where the server is at a stable almost 100% uptime as if they were the same thing

OMG THEY STEALTH LAUNCHED
IT'S UP

I was at 90 silver but training at level 14 knocked me down to 42s, and then learning swords and maces took me down to 22s.

>>534036142
less people = no hyperspawns

LOG IN

>>534036193
banned for sweating on dadserver

i don't get the complains about the wipe, they're just gonna take the FRESH and make it EVEN MORE FRESH

there will be queue and northshire will explode regardless of wipe or not

wiping the server ensures a real fresh launch + not having to deal with the abusers = 2 birb in 1 shot

non wiping only caters to the few lvl 15's + the abusers who got away with the gold and mats.

in which the tryhards that got 15 and leveled professions will still play and get it again, even if some of them get pissed off they still are a low number compared to the vast majority who want a real fresh. and this is a numbers game.

real fresh is necessary. why would anyone want to play a relaunch where you start lvl 1 then abusers running with mounts by day 2. a 60 alter following their hc by next week, pics of banks full of devilsaur, the AH controlled by 1 fag. rather play bronzebeard or a single player server.

https://github.com/Project-Epoch/TrinityCore/commit/25ce2b380389a12ea0c0026ee1474298e3919f37

What did they mean by this?

>>534036196
you never argued that you want a wipe because of server uptime, you argued you want a wipe because of exploits

kamala can still win, nowipejeets. lets fuckin goooooo!!!

Sorry but my stack of bronze bars is too precious to give up

>>534036236
Quests at level 15 give 40s each.

>>534036193
wipe again

You know they're going to put up a poll and let it sit for at least a day, right?

>>534035867
Fine, but spawns were acting weird.
>princess (the boar in elwynn) took 15 minutes to spawn
>kobold niggers spawned instantly and swarmed you like wasps

>>534036258
It's because people invested 10 days just to get wiped, many without even hitting 15, as opposed to launchers only taking 3 hours to get to 15.

>>534036258
They could make it even more FRESH. Wipe your character when you log out. Session based. Permeant fresh!!!

>>534036346
>a day
heh. lol, lmao even. See you next week.

>>534036327
should of held the tin to sell, you fool

epoch aint even got no drannies

>>534036346
how new?

>>534036329
If you're capped.

>>534036346
hope they dont aim for retarded weekend launch again

>>534036445
Good, wow draenei are such an abomination and completely screwed up the lore

Bom dia, seus filhos da puta. Filhos da puta, bando de filhos da puta. Dar um soco nessa tua cara seu filho de uma puta.

>>534036346
>You know they're going to put up a poll and let it sit for at least a day, right?
I've got my botfarm ready to vote.

See you on Saturday evening.

>>534036507
>MUH LORE
Nobody cares faggot

>>534036508
Gurubashibro..

>>534036507
>lore
dude the whole lore is just fanfiction shit who cares, this is a fucking video game
draenei objectively have the BEST ASS out of every race, they need to add them to pochie

>>534036296
IP ban brown countries?

Wipe it now, it's not fair. I'm trans and Malaysian btw

>>534036508
*punches you in the face*

>>534036507
>abomination and completely screwed up the lore
Unlike undead paladins or tauren druids, right?

>>534036605
truthnuke

>>534036296

fuck your poll
wipe the server kaytotes

>>534036547
>>534036605
Go back to retoilet

>>534036626
*teleports behind you*
heh... nice try...
*unsheats katana*
nothing personel, kid...

>>534036614
nah, need to send picture of your hand to play, since britain is 80% brown anyway, but you wouldn't want that would you? brownie ;)

>the fate of whether the servers are wiped or not depends not on the voices of the playerbase, but on whoever uses the most poll bots

>>534036680
AAHHAAHAH

Pochsissies????
A fucking SPACE required a mental health breakie? KEKAROOOOOO

>>534036296
They turned it off and on again

>>534036759
Not a bad idea. I could throw $15 at a pollbot so I can keep my progress

>>534036692
man ive played all wc games and niggers talking about lore are the worst, the stories in these games is fucking fanfiction tier bro
go read a book if you want good storytelling man
I've never played retail btw

>>534036818
kek

>>534036719
*sucks on your gock*
Better have a trinket use ready, nigger.

What's going to happen when Kaytotes has to upload his id to his shitty British government and they find out he's running a private serer

>>534036897
Gangraped to death by pakis in prison.

>>534036897
it's fine, that system is so badly thought out you're not even uploading your ID to a government system, but to unregulated third parties.

>>534036897
Considering his schedule and love for using AI to code I'm positive he's a "British" pajeet.

>>534036967
UK only sends white people to prison.

>>534036818
I'm using both Automatio.ai and Pollmommy. Can't wait for the poll, Kay's going to think an extra 40k people are on the server lol

>>534036892
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8

>>534036897
He is a Paki himself so he is untouchable by the government

>>534037092
The pakis are the guards.

Why did kay name himself “kaytotes”?
Don’t only women use “totes”?

It sounds extremely faggy

can i go leveling in westfall as horde?

Any juicy new drama on guru discord?

>>534037105
it's going to be a discord poll bro

>>534037168
It suits his effeminate, flippant personality perfectly.

My futa nelf GF is asking me to wipe her again...

>>534037209
They're freaking out about the wiping poll's validity because people figured out they could just bot the poll for a few bucks thereby bypassing user feedback.

GAYTONES WON SO HARD LMAO

>>534037017
>>534037126
Oh cool no need to be worried then

>>534037195
you can try...

Wipe Kezan
Keep Gurubashi

>>534037224
"Guys please only vote for ONE of the 4 options!"
"Guys wtf???"

Wipe this bussy

>>534037209
The wipe discussion is just as boring as it is here but earlier someone posted a video of his room including multiple piss bottles which was funny.

>>534037105
>Kay's going to think an extra 40k people are on the server
>"due the new and increasing interest on the servers we're adding kekzan and guruflop 3 to 8, this will take us another two weeks of vibe coding to get the infrastructure ready"
>-kektotes

They're going to send the poll at 9:30 GMT tomorrow and keep it up for 15mins. Be ready.

What's the second most aids, cancerous, annoying, nigger piece of shit class after rogue to roll for world pvp in gurubashi?

we are so close now I can feel it

>wipe
>untested lvl 20+ content will cause server to crash and burn dozens if not hundreds of times
>even with people at 60 there will be crashing and burning
>"to the guys who made it to 60: thanks, that was helpful"
>"unfortunately we will have to wipe and launch a 3rd time as most crashes by now has been fixed so that everyone can experience 1-60 without any crashes :)"

>>534037449
druid, duh

>>534037440
Peak performance Kezanfags could never

>>534037449
warlock

>>534037440
How do people live like this? Like I'm a turbo neet who doesn't go out much and never talks to people but I absolutely loath living in a dirty house. Cleaning your room once a week really isn't that hard.

I love this general

>>534037546
mental illness

>>534037440
It's a fucking shithole... fucking shithole.

DONT ASK ME FOR A WORKING SERVER

>>534037440
>piss bottles don't even have caps on them

GRIM

>>534037546
ur a normalfag

>>534037449
mage if you’re good
warlock if you are not

>>534037373
retard-kun, guess what
all they have to do is post a poll with emoji voting
1 user can only use 1 emote

>>534037125
schlorp

>>534037224
>it's going to be a discord poll bro
This would be absolutely hilarious if it was a discord poll, if only because the only people still active on discord are the ones that signed in to test the servers and have vested interest in keeping their characters.

>>534037295
gimme some Chromie sexo

>>534037440
>wipers think they'll catch up to him
don't even bother

>>534037723
she is trans

>>534037679
>>534037687
>>534037710
>>534037719
>>534037723
MWAH

We might need to talk....

Like seriously, how can these "developers" believe that this treatment of the customers is okay or acceptable? No firm date given, STILL. How long do they expect us to wait? Its been a week!!!! Will we have to wait 2 weeks? 3? When will these "developers" respect MY time. I come here to PLAY. Not to WAIT.

If they don't want this server to completely DIE, they will give us the time and date EXACTLY when they will have the server up. If not, I'm sorry to say it, but it needs to be said..... I MIGHT NOT PLAY THIS SERVER. I'm sorry but I needed to get that last thing off my chest, just to let the "developers" know the seriousness of this situation.

I have been on discord for over 1 week straight. I haven't been able to game, took time off work, my children have been practically fatherless in a way if you think about it....

Need Sally to punish me.

aoiyuki won.

>>534037719
So if it's a discord poll, it's guaranteed to be No Wipes.

And if it's a website poll, it's going to be botted by whoever has a few bucks left over from their disability check to spend on pollmommy or automatio.ai

im so happy rn i could geniunly suck kaytones dry (no homo)

A wipe gives the highest probability of more crashes so of course I want that option. I never want this shit show to end.

>>534038008
A wipe gives the highest probability of sweaties DDoS'ing the server for everyone else.

>>534038008
I'll give you a shitshow down your throat that will never end

you are absolutely delusional if you think no wipes is winning anywhere, popularity wise
half the fucking people haven't even been able to play

>>534037963
you're happy that you STILL cant play?

>>534037854
This, but ironically.

>>534038076
The fact that they are even putting it up for a vote at all is beyond retarded as wiping is the obvious fair choice.

>>534038076
That half also doesn't have the option to vote, at least if it's a discord vote.

wipe also means waiting for them to figure out how to prompt claude to rollback that far

midna...

>>534037854
you just lost a costumer

>>534034368
>random poll from random user, poll which was never announced.

Yeah dickless, when they make an actual poll it'll be a landslide in favor of wiping.

>>534038147
How is screwing over the people who essentially beta tested for you fair?

oh no... all the SoDomites are moving to turtle's fresh server?? oh nooo...........

>>534038147
Muh Fair. Life's not fair faggot cry

wipe niggers will suffer eternal damnation

>>534038147
Wiping is something you do after a beta.
This was announced as a launch.
At no point did they say this wasn't a launch.
Kaytotes even went as far as to say no one was being rolled back, he would just put a level 15 cap instead.

The obvious fair is putting in the effort and not crying that other people can click faster than you.

>>534038238
if you're ahead of me - wipe

I didnt get to play yet so neither should you
#wipeit

>>534037449
warlock, anyone that says "b-but muh fear immunity" doesn't realize that warlocks don't need to fear to win

why is nothing happening.
please tell me they're not going to put off launch to some arbitrary date days from now.

I'm voting wipe!

idc about the race to 60, i just want to play
no wipe is the fastest option to get online, so I'd choose that

>>534038343
Saturday primtime is the launch. How else would everyone experience this FRESH EXPIRENCE

>>534038342
ill wipe any horde warlock nigger with my cute nelf female druid

Is the mail sent to your own characters instant or delayed 1 hour?

why no eta.
why is there never a timetable.
he could make the pole 2h ago, and wipe and put up the server 1h ago.

he probably makes the poll and says people have 24h to vote...moron

>>534034821
Wouldnt touch that shithole with a 100ft stick.

>>534038315
>The obvious fair is putting in the effort and not crying that other people can click faster than you.
>staring at a screen all day is "putting in the effort"

ok fuckstick enjoy having to start at level 1 like the rest of us when wipe wins

>>534037956
why would they poll people who don't even have registered accounts, and won't even be able to play the game a month from now? since registrations will stay closed???

>>534038343
They still haven't fixed all the crashes and are stalling for time by announcing the poll, then running the poll, then spending 12 hours writing an announcement of the results of the poll.

These niggers deserve every bit of hating that's coming towards them with these vague ass timeline posts and then hours of radio silence

>>534037285
you need to give discord your phone number to be able to vote on polls(server staff don't know it), that's a lie
they wouldn't be stupid enough to make it on google forms or something else

>>534038459
What you said doesn't conflict with what I said.

>>534038343
>>534038435
He's releasing the Saturday so his crack team of vibe coders can monitor the release.

omg its gonna be so FRESH after a nice WIPE

>>534038435
if they really wagie, and sleep, that means they will be out 16 hours of every day like this. they seriously need to hire a "daytime" admin to keep things up and running if they wanna be serious about this

i 100% think that the way the communicate with the community is legit by trolling, i mean who the FUCK talks like that? gaytotes is a prime troll

>>534038151
They can just delete the characters and remake them

>>534038558
omg im FRESHING the fuck out right now. WIPE HYPE

>>534038523
That means the No Wipes will win, since that's the majority of Active discord that responds to the updates channel.

Keep in mind when General Chat was open, 99% of the chatter in there was people asking for info that was already in the updates channel. They won't even see the poll, many only made a discord account for epoch and haven't signed in since (check the last connected of the majority of accounts in there)

I'm voting not to wipe because 1, I don't care if some retards fucked themselves out of their next 30 quests for some gold, 2 no one gives a shit about level 40-50 greens from chests right now nor the pittance of gold people got from it, and 3 if they don't wipe the server will come up faster

Hopefully we can vote for a few more wipes later on too. Any time I feel anyone is ahead of me the community should be able to take a vote to delete everyone's progress. That's totally a fair idealogy to have, yup.

Fucking ridiculous what a waste of time this server is if at any time a bunch of fucking redditor sour grapes faggots can decide they can delete my character whenever they fucking want to

>>534038558
>>534038637
seething

>later TODAY

UUuhhhhhhhhhhh...
P-Pochie monday or Pochie tuesday?!??!

Kaytroon YOU ARE A NIGGER
ROSS you are based

>>534036508
...
Why do we have to share earth with brasilians?

>vote wipe
>kaytotes has to learn how to wipe
>+2 extra days

>>534038698
seething? I'm so ready to actually be on an even playing field with everyone else. Don't mess with me bud ill defiantly be 60 in the first week!!!

>ascension is for whales
>turtlewow is for somalians
>epoch is for patient aryan kings

I’m already level 15—I don’t care if they wipe. The GMs clearly aren’t competent enough to catch exploiters anyway

>>534038838
turtle wow is for trannies on hrt*

>>534037679
I rolled warlock not because im not good. But because of the sheer amount of druid furries. Lock counters druid easily and its hunting season.

>>534038816
the one thing they can do is script and manage the db, everything else that's core related is unknown to them

>"we now believe the realms are ready to relaunch"
>still no timeframe as to when that might be
stop wasting my time you fucking idiots

>>534038474
unironically fully expecting this

thanks for the beta testing, cuckold slaves
wasted week award

>all those tourists that got filtered and now can't join back on Pochie party

>>534038913
nope, somalian foreskinless kangs rule turtlewow
>>534038953
This is what Turtle WoW will look like in 2015.

>>534039005
Is the discord still locked for joining?

>>534038976
that's a child molestor's smile.

>>534039028
TROOONIES HIRE THIS XIR

>>534038953
I can just smell the color of her bf!

>>534039086
you would know.

>>534039028
they hired that man...

>>534038976
is this kazumok?

He said servers are ready to relaunch, not that they are ready to relaunch permanently. Can't wait for the server to come back up, crash within an hour, and to get thanked for valuable test info as they continue to burn the midnight oil fixing all those issues.

Keep it up Epoch team!

>>534039269
>"Thanks all, this has been helpful"
Radio silence for 12 hours

>>534039186
yes, there was an image that showed a few of them. all smiling similarly.
no teeth, no genuine laughter. a forced weird smile. a suspicious smile if you will. someone who hides something unacceptable.

So since this is considered a relaunch. If it still has problems and its up and down the next few days. It turns into a testing server and we can demand another wipe right? It would only be fair

>>534039247
wassup, slave
>>534039362
manmade morals

>>534039269
>midnight

>>534038953
she's cute
but her tits are granny-tier saggy

>>534039496
Yes

>>534039525
stop doxxing urself nigger

>>534039362
I was saying because you look in the mirror everyday

>>534039525
Wtf? Stop posting shennas pics

This whole thing feels like a humiliation ritual. The server is working and it was supposed to launch 11 days ago but now they are waiting for whatever reason. I don’t really have confidence in these retards putting out good content or running a server correctly if this is how they handle everything.

>>534039595
i'm well aware what you tried, but you failed.

>>534039496

We will wipe and relaunch as many times as it takes

I see the burgers are starting to wake up. The thread quality is going to start tanking fast.

turtle won.

>>534039496
Yes and browsing these threads for 10 days and seeing these images has awakened something confusing within me that I don't like

doomers out

>just woke up
>POCHIE LAUNCH LATER TODAY

POCHIE MONDAY!?!?!?!?

>>534039679
then don't respond like you didn't get what i was trying to say baka!

Epoch won.

@Doomers

>>534039764
Anyone want to remind that faggot that his server still isn’t up? They’ve proved nothing yet

>>534039764
what does this mean?

>>534039769
It's Tuesday you dumb fuck

>>534039835
they're preparing for a doomer purge. its probably over for everyone who were critical in world chat

>>534039691
I'm a burger and I've been posting because I'm unemployed! muahah

>>534039860
que?

>>534039669
>but now they are waiting for whatever reason
freshtards screeched loud enough so now we need to have a poll to decide if they should wipe a 10 hour old server or not

>wipe
>"relaunch"
>everyone sent back to starting zones
>server crashes
>repeat

>>534039954
>if they should wipe a 10 DAY old server or not
ftfy

cant wait to purge horde niggers on my cute fem nelf druid on guru

>>534039979
big nuke

>>534039918
Sup fellow burger. Time to sleep soon my nigga

>>533997003
turtle

>>534039835
>furfag
AHAHJAHAH EPOCH COMMUNITY IN A NUTSHELL

>epoch doomers out

POCHIE WON
>POCHIE WON
POCHIE WON
>POCHIE WON
POCHIE WON
>POCHIE WON

>>534039979
>wipe
>...
>grofit

no wipe, please dont make me do 1-10 as a hunter again...

>>534040010
it takes you 10 days to reach level 15?

POOCHIE WON
TRANS RIGHTS WON

>>534039979
Only a couple hundred people got passed the starting zones and even then level 15s are going to be running through durotar and elwynn as they go between zones, especially elwynn since the whole westfall > redridge leveling scheme. I don't see how it's going to be any more laggy. But I also dont care if they dont wipe since it just means the servers will be up faster. If they decide to wipe it could take days before shit happens.

>>534040025
I wont sleep till i hear the sweet sound of the discord notification. Letting us know exactly when the server comes up

>>534040153
Chances he has 10 days /played farming cooper and chests.

>>534040153
classic+

>>534039051
no

>>534040163
people out of sight of one another = less lag
having to update thousands of people positions and actions to one another causes lag

I'm an reformed ex-doomer can I stay

dog = me
Pochie = hand

Doomerbros... we lost...

>>534040070
Post that on Reddit, it’s the only place the mods read since they shut the discord down

How much you guys wanna bet that when they relaunch the server will shit itself in the first hour and they will go back to "troubleshooting" for another week?

finofano patch is love go help wuk while you wait!

Maybe the war room is trying to argue that a poll and a wipe would be retarded for the “relaunch” of the server, and that’s why there is no poll or servers yet

Vaginas: Neo

>>534040161
Turtle has more troons my guy. The troons are everywhere. You seem to be confused. We dont hate turtle cus shenna is a tranny. Thats just the sprinkles. We hate shenna cus of his long history of evil shit.

>>534040338
yeah but think about this. We'll get another WIPE. I can only play if my experience is FRESH

>Pochie won
GNOME PISS FOR EVERYONE

>>534040338
The last test was immaculate. All the problems are solved now. Doomers out

Wipers are trannies who want to erase the history like they erased the name given to them at birth.

>>534040413
Everlasting fresh...
I think Gaytotes is on to something here.

it's day 10
this is sad
it took me like 20 hours to get to level 10
I'd rather not have a wipe
wiping will just set precedent for any hiccup everyone demanding a wipe
literal dead server if they go that route

>>534040338
Dont care. Still made the antiwipers mad.

>>534040487
omg im getting the chills just from the thought!!!

underdog kino

I'm a girl
What race/class should I pick to hook the silly little paypig boys on Epoch?

surely by stress test 70 it will be stable, right?
all of that talk about using playerbots to stress test the realm wasn't just talk, right?

4 sleepies until pochie

Left = votes wipe
Right = doesn't vote wipe

>>534040615
fem nelf priest the literaly definition of girl or femboy

I won't play on Pochi and I'm still voting yes to the wipe. Fuck the fags who wasted time on this server, they deserve to suffer.

>>534040615
female tauren warrior

>>534040689
wipers we dont stand a chance...

>>534040430
what does the water even do? i'm planning to roll priest too

I’m honestly convinced these retards don’t know what the hell they are doing.

>>534040712
Im a nelf priest and im neither

>>534040615
Just play the class that resembles you the most. **tauren**

>>534040761
Took you 10 days to figure that out?

I want to get findommed on epoch

>>534040776
are you a FEMALE nelf priest?

>>534040761
it took you till now?

>>534040153
10 days of effort to connect to the servers.

It will only take launchers 10 hours to catch up to me, they have it so easy.

POCHIE WEEK

>>534040718
Chaotic good

Lvl 8 Explorer voting wipe. I want to be as far beinhd as possible.

>>534040857
....y.y..yeah so...?...

>>534040993
yea then youre a sissy femboy, sorry vro
thats like a classic sissy combo

Let's talk about Gutulikafish and Torzag!

>Community decided its a wipe
>We are relaunching this weekend
>5k players in starting zones
>servers are crashing and lagging
>sorry community its your fault that servers are not working we are limiting realms to 1.9k
>niggers asking again for wipe and relaunch
I'm starting to believe schizo posters that this is social experiment

>>534038587
>servers are down if admin is sleeping or at work
KINO

>>534041047
theres nothing wrong with wanting to be a female nelf!... There...Models look better stupidd

>>534041059
Go back troon

>>534041070
Sounds kino

2 PvE servers, randomized names
1 PvP server, keep Gurubashi

>>534041134
whatever helps you sleep at night
stupidd

>>534040750
>what does the water even do?
Stratholm holy water.

>>534041080
someone gotta keep the servers running...

>>534041080
>gms have to call kaytotes on his personal phone to tell him to run home on lunch break to restart the servers
so mvch fvcking sovl

let me in

LET ME INNNNNNNNNN

wiping the bull off now, bros

>promise poll
>receive shit post

>everyone keeps theorycrafting the unknown 3rd choice and no one has considered the return of ROUND ROBIN

happy zyzz day, for those who celebrate. Let’s get a good lift in before we vote in discord

poll status?

We'll start over from zero with this wipe and entrust the server to the previous generation.

Damn Epoch is so much better than turtle, I can go to their discord and see that the project lead is a tranny which is amazing inclusivity and nobody even gets to play which is also amazing because the game fucking sucks

Calling it now, they are gonna delay and wipe the severs and relaunch this weekend and the same shit will happen all over again

>>534034306 (OP)
>>534035269
low quality slop

Imagine not only be british. But having thousands of fucking retards who can barely speak english blowing up your notifications. Gaytotes i kneel..

>>534041305
Why bro, its not up

Pochie
>Pochie
Pochie
>Pochie
Pochie
>Pochie

>>534041362
>Those who spend enough time at level 15 start to think they're unwipable.
>I bet you do too, Buddy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEb42dm0G3k

The new Project Ascension server is looking mighty fine, brehs.

From my 1000something ingame census there aren't as many druids as the early census showed
The most populated classes are paladins, POWER GAP, hunters and warriors in that order.

What's the best class to counter them in bgs?
Other than mage, I've tried to play one multiple times but I hate them

>>534041335
3rd choice is locking existing characters from relaunch for 30 minutes per level

So is it going to take them 20 hours to put together this poll?

>>534041395
best outcome is that on relaunch it crashes within an hour and stays down for 14 followed by another "thanks for the data"
no custom content in the world could be as funny as these generals have been

>>534041403
I honestly think it's pretty good, still slop though

>>534041491
The vibes need a little while to cool down. So probably

>>534034306 (OP)
assfags = niggerfags
this is a white man's thread

>>534041449
>level scaling
miss me with that retoilet-

revelationbros, we're going home........................................................

>>534041468
Sorry I'm retarded
Shamans, are just behind hunters

>>534041519
The bare ass version still having covered coochie irks me.

>>534041558
wtf is this shit
chuds really have the worst shit taste

>>534041350
we're all gonna make it brah

This shits poppin again.

>>534041449
who tf actually pays for early access to this shit. Just go play retail

>>534041449
forgot to mention
>p2w cash shop
>sparklehorse transmogs everywhere

>>534041558
i love ass and anal and im aryan built, keep coping brownie fag

Bring the fucking server up!

where's the poll

>>534041614
I would rather keep my level 15 locked out of playing for a week than wipe

>>534041694

https://youtu.be/85VG1p6Vl_c?si=dPL2QPqRM3dztZ_9

What site is this retarded faggot using? (Gayest video on planet earth btw.)

>>534041685
>aryan built
sounds like a brown using weasel words

>>534041468
>BGs
negro, turtle BGs fire every 2 hours, and that's with twice the playercap

When are they announcing the relaunch date?

>hey guys we're gonna be putting up the poll tomorrow, you'll have 48 hours to vote, then we'll collate the results and announce after a few days!

>>534041767
I'm glad I'm not autistic enough to know what this is referencing

Me = me
also me = me

>>534041829
>only 48h
give is at least 96, boss. you can run some more tests meanwhile

>>534041848
why are they both amputees?

>>534041821
Soon

>>534041706
Tomorrow he’ll announce the poll announcement. Friday, we’ll finally get the poll—just in time for it to crash on Saturday. Then he’ll try switching it to Linux as a last resort.

>>534041350
damn, brah

was doing chest and tris later today anyway

>>534041468
Unironically druids and priests
>paladins deal almost 100% Holy dmg on epoch so HP and shield stacking is the best way to counter them
>also mana burn
>hunters can't kite something because shifting frees you from roots and slows, also soothe animals.
>priests can outsustain huntards and also mana burn them
>warriors don't get rage when attacking shields and tickle druids in bear form with their insane 75% physical damage reduction.

>>534041848
it's funny because the guy is still stronger

>>534041789
Well he already got cooking wrong so most likely he just made everything up for clicks.

ITS HAPPENING

>>534035117
>thread about world of warcraft
>BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LGBTQ MOVEMENT!
LMFAO

>>534041984
BASED
FRESH FOREVER
ETERNAL FRESH

>>534041984
I work 90 hours every week in sweatshop in Bangladesh and I welcome this change!

He would've had this server running a month ago

>>534041816
Turtle is not a normal server, chinks, bots, multiboxers etc..
Think classic

>>534041984
See even Keytotes knows where his real player base lies. Us the DADS. Did i mention im a dad gamer?

>>534042084
>tfw bangladeshi weekend shift
I demand fresh

>>534041984
3rd shift bros...

Let's talk about Aoiyuki and Nure!

just turn on the servers who fucking cares if some people are level 15

>>534042085
... Didn't he have like 200 people a month ago?

>>534042085
But it would be a single player bot experience because online backdoors and opened ports are for glowing CIA niggers

>>534041984
is this real? lmao
only available on weekends??

>>534041984
>only on weekends
peak boomer server lol
3 beer minimum to play too

>>534042212
yes it's real sis
play turtlewow instead

>>534042212
how gullible are you

Fucking redditors, unironically arguing:

>I feel that a vote would possibly go against the result I want
>Therefore we should not have a vote

>>534041468
post it.

>>534042297
>how every modern government functions

>>534042293
its such a shitshow its hard to tell

>>534042293
well it sounds like it could be real based off what they have done in the past so i think that says more about the dev team honestly, really makes you think

>>534042297
They're modern politics in a "democratic" state.

>>534041789
Think he mentioned somewhere his guild made it. There's a horrible unsorted item dump on https://nuiva.github.io/epoch/items#12720 and spells on https://nuiva.github.io/epoch/spells.html, I suspect they just spun up classic-db with the epoch data to get what you see in the video.

Let's talk about Asalys and Elicia!

>>534041940
>warriors don't get rage when attacking shields
You mean barriers.
Do priests even get anything other than PWS on Epoch?

>>534042297
90% of people voting wont be playing in a month anyway so who cares

>>534041984
>weekends only

kek, so it really is a pochie daycare huh?

>>534042528
>hoyotroon

Go ahead. Put it to a vote. It's only fair.

>>534042462
facts. If your really getting this emotional that there are like 100 people lvl 15 in the server when you start i can only imagine the fit you have when you see someone on a mount later in the week.

>>534041940
Is feral any good in pvp?
I'm not playing a fucking tree or chicken.
The last character I leveled was a druid in turtle so I don't think I'll roll another one anyway

>>534042317
Didn't get a chance to take a screenshot before the servers went down. I can post the .lua file though.

>>534041694
I'm gonna need that file

>>534042264
>weekend off
>straight to store, salami and pack of beer
>wife nags, beat her and throw her and kids out of the door
>"Heh, she can bitch to her mother"
>crank one beer open and shove salami up my ass
>its epoch time
We won dad gamers

>>534042212
it also says GULLIBLE on the ceiling

>>534042546
>troonposting troon

>>534042576
>mad
>clearly ESL
I am now pro-wipe

>>534042398
what an interesting way to think

>>534041789
Isn't it that one https://epoch-db.com/
Site isn't working for me right now but it looked like that from what I remember

seeing as they made the content as hard as it was in stress test #5-8 again they will wipe the server
they're British, so it doesn't matter if you vote or not, they will do it anyway

>>534042675
im actually na just very tired from being up for 24 hours...

Remember Sylma and Filthydrunk?

>>534041558
She's ready to please orcs

aoi please check discord

Remember Rapecock and Yesma?

>>534042193
Maybe anon, maybe.

everyone anti wipe is an exploiter, continue to try and gaslight, it's funny.

SEE YOU NORTHSHIRE NIGGERS

Femgnomes make my pp hard.

Last test had world chat disabled, I think it will be in relaunch too untll its calmed down a bit.

>turtlefaggots namedrop-bombing their entire guild in their last desperate attempts to remain relevant now that pochie is about to win

>>534042630
Very strong in wpvp and bgs due to solid burst, prowl to capture points, mobility and tankiness on demand for flag carrying, self-sustain, infinite kiting potential with grasp. It's like a top 3 1v1 spec in TBC but you will get rolled by spriests and sl/sl locks.
Sucks in 2v2 arena due to no healing reduction but arena will be completely dead on this server if bgs reward conquest points

>>534042969
seek help.
Or better yet start whacking to futa elves.

>>534042995
it's very peaceful not having 3000 screeching redditors saying the same thing

>>534042995
This is a good thing. People trying way too hard to become a relevant name.

>>534036508
sobaka sukin syn

>>534043016
the /vg/ tranny death rattle

>>534043083
yeah it was actually comfy

>>534043083
>only 3000
kek what a DoA server

Bout to hit level 45 on BBC+

>>534043016
Midna...

>>534043076
I like futa elves too, but gnomes are the closest thing to lolis in wow so they are the best.

>mfw Pochie won

>>534043163
nostfag pls go

>>534043128
you know you can just disable World chat yourself

>>534043083
>>534043163
5000 was reached, could be more they did it at a time that it took a while to get to that amount

yep pretty obvious epoch hired a discord bot service to fill their discord up with profiles because all i've ever seen in game is 3000 players across all of the stress tests and they only leave the servers up when no one is online

>>534043215
>worst expansion
How's the player count? Gotten to triple digits yet?

>ascension's bronzebeard server is class-
>"IT ISN'T CLASSIC, IT IS IT'S OWN THING ENTIRELY"

>>534043267
yeah good point lol

>>534041920
>>534041661
let’s make a guild of only chads who lift

>>534043382
lol

>>534043357
he isn't talking about gummy, he is talking about ascension's "classic+" server
the usual bait

>>534043357
>She doesnt knows

Okay, just woke up... what did I miss

Latest vibe status?

>>534043343
I've been in there the whole week, there's consistently been 13k - 20k online all the time

>>534043224
Next step = Goth femboys

Argentinian gnome priests on gurubashi? More likely than you think.

>>534043410
I do pull ups, is that enough?

>>534043489
FANTASTIC

>>534043489
Restored

>>534043489
servers are going up any minute now

>>534043489
vibes peaked so hard that we live in a post-vibe epoch society right now

>>534043368
I represent BBC+
If you have any questions feel free to ask

>>534043410
Would join if the server existed
https://streamable.com/5985mh

Gurubussy is leaking

>>534041694
You better not be on Kezan or else...

>>534043532
I would bet that 95% of the population can’t pull the body they choose to grow up, so you’re in

>>534043368
a-ascension sissies are RETAIL players!?!?!?!?

>>534043532
only if you do dips too

>>534043489
Unironically Pochie today brother inshallah

>>534043687
I look like this

In his final video, recorded on a bench at The Dalles Wasco County Library, and uploaded hours before his death, he explained that he had removed most of his videos because he did not wish to "litter" the Internet, and that he had learned how to "purify" himself. At the very end, he states: "It's good to be king. Wait, maybe. I think maybe I'm just like a little bizarre little person who walks back and forth. Whatever, you know, but..."

On the evening of August 11, 2018, while walking alongside railroad tracks in The Dalles, Davis was struck and killed by a Union Pacific train. Investigators could not determine whether his death was suicide or accidental. The police report stated that Davis was walking with his back toward the train and that he turned around before the moment of impact.

>>534043665
>mythic+
>level scaling
>rdf
i'd say so

>>534042995
They already turned it back on.

Now that poggies is upon us I’m no longer interested for some reason…

>>534043739
Pls don't fem!goon inside anon it's going to stink up to room

It's a shame that Ascension has the best custom content devs, but they waste their time on retarded ideas like
>21 classes

Im going to bed. The server better not fucking open till I wake up.

Is there really too many Paladins? I recently discovered how much I enjoy playing Holy

if there's no poll it's not coming up anytime soon

>>534043885
I only goon like once a week so it's okay

>>534043892
sleep fast anon, pochie any minute now...
>>534043924
99% of them are ret so you'll be fine.

>>534043506
you keep simping for the Guru discord gnome without realizing its a fucking woke third worlder brown troon, kill yourself troonlover

>>534043687
gurubashi players look like THIS?

Someone should make a straw poll about if they think we should start the wipe poll now or in 24hrs

I'm going Holy pally on Guru. Which prof should I pick up? Typically I go herb/alch. But was thinking of going BS this time for the new crafts.

>>534043924
Can't really have too much of the class that can do every role while levelling and has the most useful buffs for raiding.

Why does it feels like Kaytotes is underprepared again?

>>534044020

>>534043889
The COA thing was truly a mistake.
They can take the tinker class, add it to base game and scrap the entire coa fully

"We can now move forward with discussions on what we're doing now, and we will release the poll regarding whether to do a wipe or not"
when poll

>>534044250
on friday

reminder that we could be playing RIGHT NOW if it wasn't for wipefags

>>534044158
Because he barely works on the actual project, he somehow didn't think it wise to take a holiday from his job or whatever for his server launch that he has been working on for years. There's reason why he only ever does or say anything during euro mornigs. He sleeps during the day and works his wagecage work during the night, so the only time he even looks at the server is when he's back from work a few hours before he goes to sleep, actual retard behaviour this is like something out of early 2000's

>>534044124
Mining for +5% extra MULTIPLICATIVE health is a must as it multiplies from buffs fiving far more that advertised amount of effective health

Smithing is fine as second profession as it synergises with mining but anything goes really.

You JUST know they'll leave the pill up for a while day

>>534044250
Its going to be a 24 hour poll so everyone has a chance to have there voice heard. Its only fair

>episs content is filling out polls

Do it janny.

>>534044307
yeah we could be crashing right now instead of waiting for them to compile a release build while pretending that they're not going to crash in 10 seconds

>rune of power

>>534044284
nonono
>>534044353
ok but when start? start now pls.

How do they not already have the poll out?

>>534044020
>y-you're fucking brown!!!
t.

>>534044392
Friday. Just in time for another Saturday primetime launch duh

dont forget to donate

>>534044020
proof?

>>534044374
Dogshit spell
Every mage complained about it on retail because it gives you annoying gameplay in hard content

For vanilla rune of power is just gonna be same as pressing a 3min dps cd since you dont have to move there

Poll on Friday and through the weekend so everyone has a chance to vote! Yay yay

>>534044470
no froday, tuesday!

Boshie today
>Boshie today
Boshie today
>Boshie today

>>534044214
they really should have just focused in on making a real classic+ experience.
no mythic+, no level scaling, no lvl 1 mount, no dungeon finder, not just copying over classless.
tinkerer could work in a classic+ environment as well.

>>534044474
she killed 127 people in the manga? really??

>>534044364
wipefag cope, last test was smooth as hell

>>534044505
You joke but the way this fucker mind works, I wouldn't be surprised if that was his logic.
They've had so long to discuss all of this, they've said out loud not everyone on their team was working on core issues.
How is it not already prepared? why wouldn't you just put it out, it feels like a delaying tactic honestly.
he'll drop the poll and then say
>We gotta wait 48 hours so everyone has chance to vote!

>>534044524
Of course not! That's why were all voting on a wipe. So everyone is included in this FRESH experience. its only fair

How about a poll for when the poll should be

>>534044629
>>534044505
kek

>>534044574
She killed trillions...

>>534044629
yep, they are lying about server stability so they are buying more time, they can't just up and say "guys, we actually don't know what's going on and it might take another week to fix"
EPOCH DOOMERS IN

>>534044629
The only way to ensure a quick poll period is if we all vote wipe.
if 95% of people vote the same thing then he wouldn't need to wait any additional time so people can vote.

>>534044474
dont know why incels are so obsessed with bodycount, if they don't have STDs it makes literally no difference

I'm excited to play sub rogue with all the bullshit of vanilla, like the sleep dust and iron grenades

>>534044763
Well, if it's for faster pochie...

>>534044576
it crashed twice just then?

>534044771

>>534040615
nelf priest slut

>>534044816
you're not gonna have sleep dust that shit is hell to farm

>>534044771
Higher bodycount = easy woman = more likely to cheat

Are they going to wait until the literal deadest hour possible again to post the poll? What's the point in delaying a poll?

>>534044828
No crashes on the last test, it ran for over an hour so obviously everything is fine now

>download ascension
>300 gigabytes
>oh wait you have to download another thing to access the bronzebeard server
>another 300 gigabytes
holy fucking shit nigga let me play the game

>>534043793
Likely accidentally extremely religious people would not kill themselves

>>534044482
retarded troonlover cant click a profile

you retards actually thinking this will launch within the next months is so fucking funny

>>534044828
ok, I guess the test that made everyone excited and the devs to launch the server wasn't smooth
retard

>>534044920
to not crash disco?

>>534044920
they're just really slow typers

>>534044945
did you even get an invite?

>>534044771
wear and tear

>>534044920
to delay the launch further so they can have more time to fix their servers
what other reason could there be?

Kaytotes is edging me so hard righ now.....geh~

>>534044920
Deciding the options
>wipe
>no wipe
>uhhh
>sporks!

>>534044920
They're probably discussing the options. The best one is to keep the first servers as they are then wipe the "clones" they're launching then merge later.

>>534044771
>compares you to tens of other men constantly
>i-it's not a problem!!!!
Anything else to say, cuckold?

FeralGODS will you agree to be a buff bitch if you get hand of Ragnaros?

can i get a quick rundown on what happened since last week?

>>534044771
Yea it does a high bodycount implies that stability isn't in your MO and you're more interested in adventure to the point that maybe you wouldn't do well in a monogamy at all.
it's silly to think it doesn't say a lot about a person no matter the gender. You'd be a dumb bitch to marry a guy known to sleep around and then be surprised when he cheated on you.

uuugghhh I need my Pochie!

>>534045141
fuck off we're full

>>534042293
anything is possible in this shitshow timeline desu

>>534045121
how insecure are you?

>>534044758
They has more perf profiling commits after that last test. They arent done fixing it

>>534045128
This is for meleeweaving hunters

the real problem with classics is that by the time i level up the server is usually already dead

>>534045141
>proxy and world chat caused shit performance
>claude tells pajeet to turn both off
>saarver works

>>534044920
Trust the plan, they need to find the perfect emoji to go along with the poll. They struggled with some of the earlier polls as they hastily put them out without having emojis picked out a head of time. This caused quite a lot of drama in the discord. I think everyone remembers the "what is your favorite role" poll and how much chaos that caused when it was posted without an established emoji for the healer role.

To avoid such a disaster you have to let them cook a little bit, be patient.

>>534044771
>your boyfriend has bodycount in the 1000s
>he sleeps with 3 different girls every week
>suddenly he marries you and stops doing that forever
female brain works like that or what?

>>534042995
it was comfiest test ever

>>534044771
I'm going to offer you two cars anon. they're the same price. One has been driven for 1000 miles, one has been driven for 10 miles.

I anon declare all Epoch doomers must vacate the thread.
Doomers out. tyvm

I can only blame them for the lack of transparency and picking a shit core.
What I can't really blame on them is not knowing it will run like this because their betas got less than 500 pop.

>>534045249
think of each like a mini fresh!

>>534045261
probably their bot doing all the scanning for bad, no no words
some other anon called it a few days ago
but most likely the chats didn't cause crashes at all, they just disabled them to avoid all the meme spam cuz it makes them salty

>>534045275
Well yeah it's based when guys have bodycounts because I'm a guy and guys can't be used goods

>>534044965
i love femgnomes now

>>534044771
something you have to realize is the only people actually worried about body count are all people that personally have 0 body count themselves
this is a complete non issue for anyone that isnt a virgin incel lol

>>534043793
how do you not HEAR the fucking train??

>>534045289
You must be a neet, 1000 miles is very low mileage for a car. You could've just said 80k miles

'll play if they wipe the servers. They have been running "tests" the last couple days that largely excludes NA players because they are only running the servers in the early morning hours for us.

As someone that will be playing with the "SlowMo" challenge, the low level economy will be very important to my experience, and now I am at a blatant disadvantage because of their decision to leave us out.

Its one thing if I fall behind because of the massive population and server load, but it's a whole another thing to be left behind because they only turn on the servers while I am sleeping/at work and then turn them off while I am awake/home.

>the general has devolved into talking about body counts
there is not a better general than this.

>>534045121
Maybe try to be a better man?

>>534045461
The miles driven are irrelevant.

without world chat and general theres no reason for them to launch at all, because it will be much harder to police chuds and ban them
the best part of wow is reporting chuds and getting the mods to ban them, it makes me feel really powerful and good about myself, for making these subhumans suffer

Race: Human
Class: Warlock
Body type: 1
Pet: Succubus
It's gaming time

>>534045434
>you're a virgin incel if you don't want an used whore
I see. Enjoy your faithful gf of thousand nigger dicks.

>>534045442
>deleted his videos beforehand
He probably did hear the train.

>>534045568
>immediately thinks of blacked shit
see? virgin incels lmao

>>534045551
if you wanna report chuds
/join DESU (password is DESU) and start reporting

>>534045424
>troonlover
>tranime
>troonbocchi
kill yourself

>>534043627
If I ask you nicely, can I get one of your BBC+?

Incels dream of pair-bonding, that feature is disabled in the roastie

>>534045551
world chat was a mistake

>>534044952
yes but you have to take into account that this person was actually schizophrenic

>>534045551
>vibecode a bot that reads all chatlogs
>automatic ban for super bad words, like mpreg and nigger
>flag other no no words for manual mod check
>ross judges the chat

POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

>>534045697
troonshire

>>534045167
I say this and look like this

Reminder that there is always hope. Asians for some reason really want to be white people, I hooked up with a few.

>>534045489
any slowmo guild yet? thinking about it too

>>534045752
Ok, what words would be flagged for a mod check then?
I wanna know so I don't get banned.
Any ideas?

>>534045767
this only applies if you are white though.. which I am not..

>>534045767
Its not worth it bro. Asian woman are evil

>>534045852
What race wants browns?

>>534045752
ross > anon

>>534045314
>>534045697
Yes, i also want to declare that i shan't be playing on Ambershite, i will enjoy epoch.
if this upsets any turdies then i dont know what to tell you, its my enjoyments, this is the epoch thread, what are you? cucks?

what is the best guild going to be? are any known sweaty guilds rolling on kezan?

>>534045549
not when talking about cars you moron, there is almost no difference between a car that's done 10 miles and one that's done 1000

>>534045018
yeah it said "invite successful" idk how to check if i really have access to it other than installing this shit

>>534045852
a not white?!

>>534045851
Nice try ross

>>534045851
Boys have bussy, girls have bagina.

>>534045917
Anon it's metaphor, it's not literal the exact number of miles driven aren't important.

>>534045767
The only people that have no hope are asian and indian men.
Small dicks, undesired by everyone including their own race, populations have more men than women.

man who the fuck actually believes these niggers that it takes them 10 hours to host a fucking poll?
they are lying guys...

>>534045697
P2Wshire

>>534046031
imagine being an indian incel, your only option is rape

>>534045878
how much evil?

>>534045915
Kezan is a dad server
All the tryhards are rolling Guru

>>534046031
Indians can just rape like usual. Asian men are pretty high value for white women.

>>534045885
despite the heavy media and porn push, the bbc is still not wanted by the majority of white women..

>>534046091
rape? oh, you mean the purest and most pleasurable form of sex?

>>534046031
>>534046091
>>534046120

>>534045851
free palestine

>>534045215
>This is for objectively inferior performing specs

put on the dress, druid

My characters?
>Seahorse
>Chicoprenhao
>Mpreg
>boipreggies
>Backbaby
>Daddymom
>Cboypreg
>Omegapreg

>>534046159

>>534046110
I met a girl from japan who transferred to my uni. She told me she liked me alot at a house party. Then i saw her kissing another guy the same night. Never again

>>534046176
Rashid mad about facts? Classic low IQ brown behaviour.

so... how about those private servers?

>>534046176
By Indians they mean Jews, if you aren't clued in on the joke.

>>534046271
Nonny-san nonny-san, Herro how are you? I rike this party, I rike you.
Sorry bro

And now we call each brown until the servers come up

>>534046271
asians cant tell white people apart. she probably accidentally thought she was kissing you.

>>534046379
Private servers? In our skin color and incel thread?

>>534046454
You are brown.

should I roll a dwarf shaman or human hunter after the wipe?

gurubashi btw

Which is brownest server, Kezanistan or Gurufashy

>>534046454
Hey I did end up picking up plates super hard. So something good came out of it...hah...haha

>>534046568
roll a die nigga

Have you finished your RUNNING REALLY FAST playlist yet nonny?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra-rYB4XDuw&list=PLlWz_J7awhTzRvDTlcJGP79xu55UEvqfa

>>534046519
HAHA my bad lil bro didn't meant to strike a nerve.

>>534046568
a powerful male dwarf shaman. and then give noshoes a taste of their own medicine

>>534046568
>playing alliance on gurubashi
You are getting raped

>>534046519
>you are brown

>>534046576
>>534046568
Gurubashi == Ukraine lost connoisseurs
Kezan == Covid deniers

>>534044315
Not really, he’s about to make a lot of money, but hasn’t yet so it doesn’t make sense to quit or take time off when you can get the same result while still working

>>534046576
guru horde
kezan horde
kezan ally
guru ally
in that order

>>534046689
you wouldn't gank a hot nelf priest now would you?

>>534046568
i wanted to play a human hunter but the night elf racials are too good. also darkshore leveling

>>534046617
for me it's 205

have you guys already bough the ulmetrs mug? mine's arriving friday.

https://ulmeters.myshopify.com/

>>534046748
only hot dude elves get a pass

>>534046794
KEK

>>534046568
shaman healsissy

>>534046576
Guru probably, but more brown=less tranny. Every single guild on Kezan is a LGHDTV+ ally.

>>534046807
sipping turtle tears

>>534046781
>racials
you can switch them at 60

>>534046807
Unless they post in in their discord and the money actually goes to the team I won't buy it

Jesus Christ why are mutts so obsessed with niggers?
All they can think of are various shades of brown

>>534046794

>>534045645
Im currently all out of bbc's but if the devs drop a bunch of keys ill drop them int he thread

Sit in their discord thry drop some regularly

>>534046689
>You are getting ra- ACK!

>>534046907
You sayin white people are trannies?

>>534046953
A certain group o f people keep them culturally relevant.

>>534046964
he's an honorary white

>>534046964
>only server that’s been up
>HA THE BROWNOID PLAYS ON KEZAN

>>534046921
well i'm rerolling. thank you

>>534047007
>DODGE AGAIN

All of this could be fixed if epoch charged 5€ for access to server.

You would immediately reduce pop by 80%

so close yet so far away

>>534047143
you would reduce the pop by 100% why not just play on turtle or ascension at that point?

>>534047007
Will palaGODS be the best anti rogue classes or which?

>>534046794
I'm a WHVTE MVN and I'm rolling a toon on Gurubashi - PvP!

>>534047084

>>534047063
our resident tranny is argentinian so yes white people are trannies

>>534047273
nah that’s hunter for you

>>534046807
who is ulmeters tho

>>534047279
is that Ice T?

can we stop posting non-whites please.
i need my 2005 immersion not tampered with.

>>534046964
he's white. he just looks a little tan because he's indoors and it's dark in his room

>>534047274
The fuck is a whute mun?

>>534047279
>brownoids larping as whites on a 99% white server
many such cases

>>534047367
you werent white even back in 2005, amerimutt

Don't vote for a wipe, you'll fuck things up again

I am pale as snow and playing Guru. Been outside this summer a total of under 10 times.

going prot pal, what professions should i take?

>>534047457
>you're brown

>>534047474
i'm dutch tho.
ga hagelslag eten, nepneger.

Relaunch seems too soon doesn't it?

so when do I get to play

holy fuck you niggers who CARES about whites or non whites stop acting like a bunch of retarded niggers

>>534047509
Mining and engineering

>>534047615
september 1st

>>534047615
Soon

>>534046792
For me it’s corn

>>534047630
brown

I'm thinking I might do an SSF run for fun, + Explorer ofc

What class do I roll when I can login?
I'm too lazy to read all the dev changes? is it like turtle where the devs pet class is OP?

>>534047564
>i'm dutch tho.
oof, im sorry

>>534047819
I dont give advice to footfaggots

>>534047846

>>534047846

>>534047846

>>534047846

>>534040615
As someone that makes 300-400 a day, human is the choice, nelf requires more talent on your part which I doubt you have if you're asking this

>>534047615
Fuck off we're full

guys, let's send our energy and some good vibes towards the epoch devs so they get the power to release the polls

>>534047856
who do you give advice to?

>>534046568
Shaman will be unplayable garbage just like any other class and spec that relies on huge amounts of haste when devs already said there's no haste gear. Once again clueless devs dunno what they're doing by importing tbc talents/rotations without considering haste and the impact it had on gcd.

>>534047265
Dedication.
Devotion.

"we will release the poll regarding whether to do a wipe or not and additional information over the course of the day"

Some time today, a poll will be released

>>534045128
Will depend on the proc chance, if it's based on the original weapon's speed, I wouldn't be surprised if even Vendorstrike ends up being good.

>>534047393
white people don't have hair like that

>>534047630
>DUUUDE just stop caring about the future of western civilization, PLEASE

>>534038230
are u retarded? if the poll is open to the entire public of course it will be a landslide in favor of wiping. fucking 80iq peasants like yourself need to be lined up and shot

did ambershire kill this server?

>did something that doesnt exist kill something that never existed?

Maybe

>>534038816
dumb nigger

>>534036196
anon you think the server will almost 100% uptime still? lmfao kill yourself retard