You would think people should learn from past mistakes, but...

>>103954987
>custard tard
LMAO

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

>>534177810
>>534177812
>>534177864
>>534177890
>5-7 hours until stealth launch
POCHIE HYPE POCHIE HYPE

>>534041070
Sounds kino

>Happening Status
-Not Happening
-Maybe Happening
-Happening Expected <-------
-About To Happen
-IT'S HAPPENING!!!

>>532801187
too late I already have 3 greens and stacks of health and mana pots and half-a stack of sunweed

>>280175393
>Ultra-rare Love Live yuri post

>Mario Kart devs released an anti fun update that forces you to use their open world instead of letting you race 3 laps on a track of your choice issue
>literally no games except DK issue
>garbage emulation that you have to pay for issue
>20fps on Cyberpunk issue
>360p in 2025 issue
>Mandatory online connection issue
>Wii U 60fps game patches sold for a premium
>Useless controller gimmicks AGAIN
>Paid demo software issue
>Brick on demand issue
>$90 games PLUS tax PLUS tip PLUS tariff issue
>Cartridges not having the game issue
>OVERPRICED issue

Unfortunately, this won't kill Nintendo. But goddamn why are tendies getting uppity over this piece of shit? The Deck mogs it in every way shape of form.
>b-but it sold 3.5 million in a week! take that deck chuds!
not a fucking accomplishment considering the previous system sold 150 million. also sales don't matter unless you're willing to call gamecube and n64 garbage if so, kill yourself

>>714086438
>Mario Kart devs released an anti fun update that forces you to use their open world instead letting you choose the track you want
>literally no games except DK
>360p in 2025 issue
>Mandatory online connection issue
>Wii U 60fps game patches sold for a premium
>Useless controller gimmicks AGAIN
>Paid demo software
>Brick on demand issue
>$90 games PLUS tax PLUS tip PLUS tariff issue
>Cartridges not having the game issue
>OVERPRICED issue

Unfortunately, this won't kill Nintendo. But goddamn why are tendies getting uppity over this piece of shit? The Deck mogs it in every way shape of form.

lah mao.

>360p in 2025 issue
>Mandatory online connection issue
>Old game patches sold for a premium
>Useless controller gimmicks AGAIN
>Paid demo software
>Brick on demand issue
>$90 games PLUS tax PLUS tip PLUS tariff issue
>Cartridges not having the game issue
>Mario Kart released an anti-fun update
>Dogshit fucking screen
>No worthwhile exclusives outside of Donkey Kong
>OVERPRICED issue

This will be Nintendo's PS3 at best, or a Wii U tier flop at worst.

>>279804412
>>279804470
>Singlehandedly destroys your anime from becoming a franchise
I love when yuri shows shoot themselves in the foot thinking that having relevant male characters and het romance is a good thing

>>279748276
>>279744323
Will anon willingly raise another man's child?